BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - THE VIDEOS JOSH RICHARDS DOESN’T WANT YOU TO SEE — BFFs EP. 85
Episode Date: June 9, 2022After a late guest cancellation, it’s a BFFs only episode (plus O’Malley) with Josh in person in NYC. We start the pod talking about the Johnny Depp Amber Heard trial, and are quickly sidetracked ...by Bri ignoring Josh’s texts because she was on shrooms all weekend. We then talk about Liam Payne going on the Impaulsive podcast in which he said he was really One Direction’s front man, his beef with Zayn Malik, and a story about an anonymous fight with a band member that was so absurd that Dave had to call Mike Maijlak live on the pod (after some technical difficulties) to ask how it was he was able to seriously interview Liam. Josh also brings up how Bryce Hall has somehow weaseled his way into wanting to box Liam, and that even Liam’s ex fiance is team Bryce. We then talk Madi Monroe “exposing” a girl that was apparently trying to get with her man, but thanks to a BFFs Exclusive™ we have the full DMs from the girl in question, and after a lot of confusion and a roleplay scenario with Bri and Josh, it turns out there may be more to the story than what Madi is portraying on social media. We also talk Tana Mongeau canceling her “Canceled” podcast, Apple’s new iMessage features, the viral videos of a guy getting humiliated by his girlfriend’s hall pass and a Disney employee ruining a couples proposal. We finish the podcast with the BFFs Corner where Nessa is now following Josh, Griffin lets slip that Josh and Nessa are back together, and another BFFs Exclusive™ of videos that show Josh and Nessa from the weekend in some… interesting scenarios. Support our sponsors! Gametime: Download the Gametime app at https://barstool.link/GametimeApp and redeem code BFF for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply). Takis: Find Takis on Amazon Today at https://barstool.link/BFFTakis and "Face the Intensity"You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod
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Alright, another episode of BFFs.
Look at the cast we have in New York.
Brie, Josh, O'Malley.
Maybe a fast episode because there's not a lot of topics on the sheet and we're supposed to have impractical jokers
but two of them got sick um so we'll just postpone that and there we'll just go to that later you've
done a lot with them right josh i've done a couple different like videos with them yeah yeah for sure
yeah so we'll postpone that um so it's just kind of like a headline show go through what's going on the world uh obviously
the johnny depp amber heard verdict came out depp awarded 15 million damages 10 million
compensatory blah blah blah all that um amber heard starting to go fund me but that was shut
down i guess we both she's not gonna be able to pay no matter what um so i
don't know any thoughts on the on this case at all obviously everyone was watching it it took over
kind of the news and just give me very gone girl vibes oh yeah she like she's gonna murder somebody
yeah i don't know she just gives me very bad vibes i feel like i'm scared of her like everything's
premeditated yeah huh yeah how's it being by the, how is it with all you guys in like one office?
Like, is this good?
It's pretty dope.
Yeah.
I feel like we're just hanging out, being friends.
Yeah.
BFFs really.
Just BFFs.
Yeah.
I'm listening, Dave.
How long have you been in New York for, Josh?
I got in on Sunday.
So have you guys hung out and done like actual friends?
No. Really?
I texted them yesterday.
We didn't get back until yesterday.
Yeah, exactly. I texted
them yesterday. No answer. It's whatever.
I did answer you too.
Whatever. Well, did you?
She answered me but did not want to hang out.
You didn't ask me to hang out. Yeah, I was like, oh, what are you
guys doing? What can we do in New York? Well, you're here all week so you did not want to hang out you didn't ask me to hang out i was like oh what are you guys doing what can we do in new york well you're here all week so what you don't want to
hang out anymore not anymore after that like little texting that went on okay well i had a
very long day sunday and my brain hurts yeah yeah where were you uh we did like an event in rhode
island and ate a lot of shrooms and it was uh it was a lot i saw a video and you looked possessed yeah her
eyes were popping out of her socket oh i was just i was laughing very hard and when i'm on shrooms
i cry because i'm laughing so hard and i just look a little crazy can i see said video please
oh it's a long one i saw i saw your story where you were just like staring outside of the train
or whatever what kind of shrooms super into that shrooms like chocolate bar chocolate bar yeah do you do you like chocolates more than like the
actual yeah okay i feel like it's a little less intense right like the chocolates the only drug
i really fuck with shrooms yeah can't shrooms though when you do the actual mushrooms it's like
you they're like they're they're not dosed out so you don't know what you're getting yeah that's why i like the chocolate because you know what you're doing
yeah okay um are we gonna see this video of her this went a little too viral i'm a little scared
was it on our play sheet were we gonna talk about it i don't i mean we don't have this is
this is like we can talk about anything because we have not many sheets here. It's like three minutes long.
It's like a seven-minute podcast.
It's like a three-minute long video of us just like tripping at a train station.
I'm here for it.
Okay.
Here we go.
I'm just waiting.
All right.
So listen, we're at the train station.
And we ate a lot of shrooms, but we just realized.
So the sign says we gotta be over
Oh, yeah, your eyes are bugging me
The sign says we gotta be over there
They'll literally have to catch your breath
I'm sure you can see there's a sign over there
It looks like I'm wearing a diaper
Seriously
I mean, seriously
I mean, how do we get over there?
There's like a, just no way this is the wrong
We don't know anything
But that's like So we just have to jump it. Listen, I don't want to do this as much as you, but.
That's like fucking three feet high.
Rihanna.
I think it's like a hop, skip, and a jump.
I'm going to fall into the third row.
Yes, out.
And that's a lot for you. That hurts.
I don't want to see that.
Okay, so.
All right, so I get the point.
Yeah, yeah.
I get the point.
It's the longest TikTok ever made.
It's like, yeah, three minutes.
I put it on my backup account, and then it got like like five million views and i just didn't want that to happen i still don't
understand that concept like a backup versus the real but whatever like why would you put something
in the backup versus the real i feel like i do that too now like with like tiktok and everything
i feel like you just don't care as much right so you don't try as much on the post yeah and you
feel like you can just post anything because you don't care what the numbers do and then it always seems to do better on the backup
though it's weird right yeah yeah yeah well it's impossible to know what i feel like tiktok numbers
are gonna do and i also don't get is it just like you're just oh wait there's two sheets to all these
sheets oh so we have more stuff to talk about um it printed front and back so that's interesting um can you just openly be
like i'm doing drugs like me yeah it's got to be you because we already know the answer for me it's
no yeah i think he means like tiktok i don't think he means i mean anywhere like if i if i smoke weed
like i get shut down it's like oh my god dave like smoked weed shut down all of his accounts i can't
do it anymore well you know what's weird?
With weed, I can't say that I'm smoking weed on anything.
But shrooms, I feel like it just gets a pass for some reason.
Maybe because they think that you're talking about a vegetable?
Yeah, maybe.
Or mushrooms, yeah.
Maybe.
I don't think that's it.
You think it's a girl thing?
I think it depends.
Maybe it's like a filter thing. Like they're more think it depends. I don't know. Maybe it's like a filter thing.
Like they're more advanced with the – I don't know.
I don't know.
That's another reason to put it on the backup account though.
Yeah, because then if you post that shit on the backup and you get like shadow banned. I post crazy shit on that account.
Yeah, or you get that like shut down.
Yeah, that's a good point.
That's the first logical thing I've ever heard about the backup account.
Yeah.
But a lot of people don't even use it for that.
I do because I post crazy shit.
You post crazy shit on main.
Well, yeah, I just post crazy shit, I guess.
Yeah.
I was going to say, it's going to run the same for you.
Yeah, yeah.
A bit of a rhyme.
eBay wristbands.
Wristbands from the trial are being auctioned on eBay ranging from $50 to –
this is just people who are still on joint app.
So if you got the trial, you have an eBay wristband.
I guess it's going for money.
That's weird.
I don't think it's an eBay wristband.
I think they're wristbands that are sold on eBay.
Good point, Josh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thought I'd catch you there.
But that's me doing my Anchorman.
I just read whatever is on the sheet and go direct but who would
want that though why i mean it had one watch in the last 24 hours the one that's 850 bucks so i
don't really know if anyone does want it yeah i mean it's a collector thing like who would stand
out there like maniacs cheering for like the people but i mean people are nuts uh liam pain
doesn't hold back on one direction former one direction member liam payne went on impulsive and went viral revealing behind the
scenes in one direction he said simon cowell formed the band around him suggesting he was
the front man uh liam talks about simon's plans for him uh yeah uh buddy this was embarrassing
way yeah the front man yeah come on it sucks because the thing is is he did go on the show like two
years earlier like x factor whatever it was and then they told him like yo you're too young come
back in two years and then simon called him to come back when they were making the boy band
so it's like yeah but i don't know if you're the front man man yeah and people were saying like
they hate that he said this because he had the best audition out of all of the band members in One Direction,
but now he just sounds like an asshole.
Yeah.
And then people were pulling up clips of him at clubs
trying to get attention from people, and no one cared.
And it was tough and embarrassing.
I wouldn't have known Liam Payne if he walked across the street
and slapped me in the face.
I wouldn't know what he looked like.
Let's see the clip.
And I know most people know him, but he's just not harry styles yeah or zion whatever williamson
zayn part of the reason one direction was made was because of simon's promise to me that in two years
i'll make this work for you wow so he kind of started with my face and then worked around how
did they choose the rest of the the group i don't know how they chose the rest of them,
but I mean, they made the right choices.
Called my dad.
I was like, this is weird.
I know I just told you I'm out,
but they want to put me in a boy band.
Like, what do you think about it?
He said, well, you can either be 100% of nothing
or one fifth of something.
And I thought, hmm, very clever, Jeffrey.
So you're going to say your dad by his first name?
Yeah.
Very clever, Jeffrey.
This is huge for Logan Paul.
To get this out of to get this i was actually
gonna say the opposite i i like i know logan i think well enough to know like and especially
mike they didn't give a fuck about what they're like they're definitely not interested in one
direction drama but they were kind of faking like they were yeah oh that's for the views yeah it's
for the views well no one's ever like talked about the breakup and this is the first time
anyone talked about it so it was good for them.
Got it.
So Liam was vocal about his dislike for former band member Zion,
taunting Zion for not being a respectable man.
Zayn.
Zayn, yes.
Yeah, I thought you were talking about Zion Williamson for a second.
Liam also said at the time that he and an unnamed band member came to blows,
Liam recalling their fight.
This is an
absurd clip all right so let's watch it was he drunk during this he had to be he was spewing
nonsense have any of the boys uh in the group ever actually come to blows it came very close
at points i think it was well known within the band that i don't like taking man's never made
it very obvious i'm not gonna tell you how there was one moment where there was an argument backstage and someone one member in particular threw me up a wall so i
said to him if you don't remove those hands it's a highlight but you'll never use them again that
is such a british thing this is awesome he went from liam pain to liam neeson in like two seconds five seems like a hard oh i am so more fascinated with watching mike and i know logan why that's
i don't picture mike like like that liam neeson statement for mike is so fucking forced that i
find it hilarious yeah right right i think that's just not how it is though right like that it was
just like it was just an interview that was like just weird all around yeah liam like
saying he's the shit it was him like trying to make it interesting yeah be good just making
stuff up i don't know that i even have his number i'm gonna call him and put him on speakerphone
and ask him about that if i have it yeah i have it i think he'll pick up we'll see i'm gonna be
like i'm watching this interview man that line about about Liam Neeson was something.
Oh, I also fucking... I gotta call him FaceTime Audio because my
service sucks so bad here.
Let's see if he picks up.
Davey Crockett.
Alright, so we are live
right now on BFFs and I'm just watching.
No way.
Stop calling me. It's a live television program. All right, so we are live right now on BFFs, and I'm just watching. No way. No, you are.
Stop calling me.
I'm a live television program. It's the internet, and it's not really live, but you're live, but it's not live.
You know what I mean?
We're taping it.
But I had the hairs on my arms stand up watching you try to interview that One Direction dude.
I've never seen you like that, trying to make these little dumb jokes
with somebody you didn't really want to interview.
It's not that I didn't want to interview him.
It's like, imagine going into an interview
with someone that represents a group of people
that are so ferocious and like...
Is he on speaker?
Wait, yeah, he's on speaker.
My phone sucks. You can't hear him?
Yeah, put like the front part near the mic.
It is the back.
That's where it comes out.
What?
No, you're on speaker.
I have terrible service here, but you are on speaker.
Oh, hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
iPhone speaker.
Turn it up all the way, maybe?
It is up all the way.
You can't hear anything he's saying?
We cut in the beginning.
Not really.
Have him talk again?
Yeah.
Talk again?
Hello?
Oh, we lost him.
No, no, no.
We didn't lose him.
Hello?
I don't know.
I know this technology is shit.
I got no service.
We're seeing the age here, I think.
No, it's not the age.
I'm on fucking speakerphone right now.
Yeah.
It says speaker.
Testing, testing.
There we go.
That was better.
All right, all right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So that wasn't you.
That's why I couldn't get over you and Logan trying to act like
you're fucking Walter Cronkite interviewing this guy.
Well, dude, it was easier for Logan probably.
I don't know anything about One Direction.
Like, dude, I'm 37.
I don't even know anything about NSYNC or the Backstreet Boys.
One Direction is like 12 years, 20 years after them.
Like, if you ask me about certain scenes from fucking fight
club or saving private ryan i could talk about it all day but it's really hard for me to get on a
level with some kid that sings for tweens i don't know any of his fucking songs i mean but that line
when you're like you went from liam whatever his name is to liam neeson i like i was like whoa
where might come up with that one like that's what I'm saying? That's the place I exist in, dude.
I've realized slowly over time that it's really hard for me to connect with this audience.
I wish there was some other loud East Coast mid-30s, 40-year-old guy that I could connect with to create content for people our age.
Yeah, I don't know.
Those people are hard to find.
Good luck with that.
I don't even know if we can hear this because I have headphones on still,
but thanks for picking up.
Later.
It's a serious business.
I saw you chirping me, too.
What are you fucking talking about?
Get out of here.
I'm doing God's work.
All right.
I'm glad I picked up.
That's not his.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, he had no idea.
I don't know if you're going to hear, but it so obvious he's like what am i doing here he doesn't do like
quirky one-liners like what we just saw and i do like one direction i was in a one direction beef
it's on the um what were you beefing about some rant remember we talked about harry styles outfit
yeah oh i saw that i saw that yeah yeah yeah i saw your tweet about it
yeah someone came hard at me they're like you're a fuckhead don't ever talk about harry styles
and oh by the way you have the most basic name ever like what a diss yeah just like your name
fucking sucks i don't know if it's on the sheet but do you see people getting so mad about uh the
the coop shit uh from last week's episode oh my god yeah have you seen that
i don't know if that was worth it to talk about but we we can we can show that i i definitely
saw video like i saw videos i feel like people were like editing it and taking it out of context
though they were you were you were mean to him but deservedly so i wasn't even that mean to him
oh you were pretty mean to him i was giving him like a hard time what did i say that was so mean
no but i mean you could just tell that you were like yeah i don't really like fuck like you weren't yeah you and cooper like
homies like he comes over to my house all the time i was just giving him a hard time on the pod
i think people don't understand that like friends can fuck around though
yeah just like blatantly shitting on him in front of his face but like he's shaking it i think people
got mad at like the drug comment i think that's what they got i was like i don't want to throw
my life away about but i wasn't even like referring to coop necessarily in his drug problems i was more
referring to the fact that everyone in that fucking house all they did was wake up smoke
weed and i was like i was a part of that for like eight months where it's just like you wake up
smoke don't do anything all day don't be productive and i was like i just didn't want to be a part of
that anymore i so i he made me feel i don't want to say like like people did get on me for making fun of the
crop top sorry yeah that's what I was you you made him feel so bad he put on a sweatshirt I'm sorry
a crop top's a fucking weird look I don't care it was also really cold in my room so that's
probably why I put on a sweater yeah he put on the whole fit yeah he's kind of driven yeah we
were like yo do a spin for us like you know yeah I know who am I judge i i did feel like i didn't feel like i went in hard on him at all but
he felt i didn't some guests i feel comfortable with like being myself and like what i didn't
with him like i couldn't tell what his deal was and i didn't i just didn't know like yeah he also
kept reiterating that he was very sensitive so we were like oh i don't know what we can say
i mean like he after the podcast he was like yeah
that was sweet yeah like it's not like he did a tiktok live watching the podcast like these guys
are awesome this is so funny yeah yeah it's not and dave also says that about like little huddy
everyone that wears crop tops right it's not like it was a new tape crop tops are ridiculous
come on i'm also quite a big older so I don't know. People have wacky clothes.
There also was a talking over clip that went like semi-viral on all the T pages.
But like I just looked at the Zoom and it was like Dave was talking over Cooper for like eight seconds.
But we just – Couldn't hear.
The Zoom cut out.
You couldn't hear any of it.
We have the clip if you want to see it.
But you just can't hear any of what he was saying.
So Dave didn't even know he was talking.
No.
Yeah.
I don't think Cooper was like talking in the mic very much either.
Like he was kind of like talking to me almost. So he would like talk over here. And then it was like my mic wouldn't pick know he was talking. No, yeah. I don't think Coop was talking in the mic very much either. He was kind of talking to me almost.
So he would talk over here.
And then it was like my mic wouldn't pick it up.
You mean I was getting criticized for talking over him?
Yeah.
I'll show you the clip of what it was.
It does look kind of nuts when you don't know.
Let's get into some of this headlines now that we got all that.
But Nesson.
The first one sticking with it is in the news. I guess Jaden was asked about Nessa and Josh.
Let's get into some of the headlines now that we got all that.
And the first one sticking with it and it is in the news is I guess Jaden was asked about Nessa and Josh.
Yeah, see, we couldn't even hear him.
So different.
So, yeah, Dave was looking at his sheet and the Zoom cut out.
So we didn't even know Coop was talking.
Dave didn't know he was talking. Yeah, no, I tried to give Coop like the little like, yo, dude. And I always have his sheet and the Zoom cut out. So we didn't even know Coop was talking. Dave didn't know he was talking.
Yeah, I tried to give Coop the little like, yo, dude.
And I always have to be like the mic, yeah.
Yeah, I was like, yeah.
I had no idea, clearly.
I'm not that big of a savage, obviously.
And by the way, if anyone thinks I hear Nessa through these
and don't immediately stop what I'm doing,
I'd be like, the floor is yours, good sir.
I posted that video.
I was like, if you think there's any chance that we would not stop when we hear the word
Nessa, then you're an idiot.
Yeah.
Total idiot.
Didn't even seem like he knew where he was going with that.
He was like, Nessa, Nessa, I don't know, Nessa.
Yeah.
So sticking with Liam, I guess, I didn't get the connection there.
These pages are kind of confusing me.
He wants to fight Bryce Hall? So essentially essentially he was talking about just fighting in general and there was like talk
about liam doing a boxing match against an influencer and then there was a tweet that
went viral that was like uh me waiting or like me cheering for bryce to beat liam payne's ass
and it was like the tana meme where it was like we all team bryce out here whatever
the fuck it is like even paparazzi team bryce so then uh from that bryce retweeted it and was like
fuck it i'm down to fight liam pain and then that went like super viral then liam's ex-fiance ended
up making a video to that audio of tana being like we all team bryce so then it was like ah
maybe there's gonna actually be a fight between the two.
Bryce Hall is a wizard.
He's a wizard.
To be in the middle of this
when you really have nothing to do with this.
It was pretty awesome.
Yeah, because Liam Payne got caught cheating on his fiancée
a couple weeks ago.
And then the fiancée made this video saying that she's team Bryce.
So that's why it's fucking huge.
Like caught cheating?
Pictures.
Pictures of him all over another girl.
And it was really bad.
Yeah.
Who is the, can I see the fiance, Maya Henry?
Yeah.
Liam Payne's on a downfall.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's not.
Not my beast, but you know, we team Bryce out here.
That's right.
Even the paparazzi team Bryce.
Oh God.
She like kind of killed that.
Yeah, she killed that.
She even did the little stance.
Okay.
Maddie Monroe moving away from Liam Payne,
who I didn't expect to be a major topic,
but that fight would do numbers.
Who was the other guy we said should fight Bryce last week?
Somebody else, right?
Taylor Holder.
Oh, Taylor Holder.
Oh, yeah.
I'm in on that.
Yeah, I'm so in on that one.
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Maddie Monroe goes off on girls flirting with her boyfriend.
Maddie Monroe exposes a non-famous girl on her Instagram story
who has apparently been flirting with her boyfriend.
Another girl swiped up Maddie's story and said this girl tried to flirt
with her boyfriend too.
Honestly, like what are you going to do here?
Yeah.
Maddie Monroe is famous, right yeah yeah i love how i love
how it says like non-famous girl we're just we're just fucking subbing her it's just like hey bitch
you ain't even famous what's up we won't even give you names yeah just this non-famous girl
yeah but what's the point of like posting the poor girl it's like she's gonna get so so much
shit well the weird thing was was like she's blurring out responses from her boyfriend.
Like Maddie is blurred out the responses on her boyfriend's phone.
Yeah, you should be blasting your boyfriend.
So it's like, that's a little, that's a little weird.
Oh, oh, second passive alert.
BFF exclusive.
We need that like news.
Like, oh yeah.
Breaking news.
Exactly.
O'Malley.
Brilliant.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Sounded like an anchor.
The girl involved DM'd us because we're the only show that always tells the truth.
I'm already in.
She had me from that first DM.
Yeah, yeah.
This is beautiful.
With the full screenshots where Maddie's boyfriend doesn't seem too innocent himself.
In these messages, it seems Maddie's boyfriend mistook the girl for her roommate.
Wait.
For his roommate.
In the messages, it seems Maddie's boyfriend mistook the girl for his roommate mom,
saying to stay out of the back because it was cheating and bringing home a girl that was not Maddie.
Oh. Wait. In these messages messages it seems maddie's boyfriend so it's unclear whether he lives with his mom or a roommate
but he was texting whoever he lives with stay out of the back of the place apartment house
because i'm bringing a girl back that's not mad the mother would be like okay well that's what
you can see the full screenshots of them being like that you text you the girl was
like wait why will you text your mom this sort of stuff he goes you text like my mom's what
this is bella not your mother what the hell this is creepy okay so then why is she posting the girl
on her story shouldn't she be breaking up with her boyfriend yeah he's literally saying shush you want my addy okay you play you play him i'll play the girl all right a little role
play action i'm about to come home sleeping in the back cheat i just got home are you sleeping
at yours or maddie's lol just leave us alone i'm coming back is the back clean this is bella not
your mother baby girl number one i'm dead dead. I'm crying. Dumbass.
Jeet, Jeet, you know you'd keep your mom updated. Crying emoji. You text like my mom's. Shush. You
want my addy? Secret safe. Get home safe, Nick. Bah ha ha. Are you at Maddie's or yours? I'm on
my way home. Let's hang soon. Of course, mom. LOL. mommy's wants to see you again oh for real i
really want to see my mommy soon we'll make it happen wink hi bella this is maddie that is so
fucking funny that's crazy i feel like people are gonna take that audio and make something
dirty out of it especially with josh fiction of josh i'm lost i i think i get it
but it can't make sense we're saying so this is madison monroe's boyfriend yes who apparently
tells his mother when he's cheating yes yes i find that the the text just cheating by itself
was so absurd that i was like but i mean this is But I mean this is – she doesn't have a contact name.
That's the actual number.
So it's like we could confirm that's like not her friend.
Should we just like call him right off like the show?
No, but this is her friend she's talking to.
He thought it was the mother and it's Maddie Monroe's friend.
Yeah, but what I'm saying is if this girl faked those texts
and just had her friend text her these fake things,
we would know because there's an actual number there.
So it's like Maddie could be, that's not my boyfriend's number.
Yeah.
Should I give him a call?
Who is that?
That's Maddie's boyfriend.
That number.
The only thing, I guess you can call just like we're doing a thing
and be like, the only thing that is guess you can call it just like we're doing a thing and be like,
the only thing that is so preposterous,
it's,
I don't know what's more preposterous,
to tell your mom you're cheating
or to make up these texts that this is your evidence.
Who would do that?
Yeah,
both strange.
And by the way,
I think he just must be super close with his mom.
So I think the miscommunication is and by the way i think he just must be super close with his mom and like so i think i think
the miscommunication is she thought she lives he lives with her his mom and so she was saying why
would you text your mom this when he was really just texting like his roommate or whoever he
lives with stay out of the back i'm bringing a girl home and so then he's just drunk so he just
plays along with the mom thing but i just i don't think like i don't think
he actually would got it yeah that makes no sense okay okay yeah yeah shout out austin wow that was
like big sherlock moment for you there austin yeah well i have a lot of the other dms in like
context that she sent but i think that's what makes sense okay she still thinks it was the mom
but i just don't think that makes sense and this guy is also sounds like he fucked madison's
friend bella yeah he clearly is fucking all the time if he's just saying cheating cheating well
you can see you can see the also one word thing for dm that i included from this girl saying that
she he tried to get with her and her friends and then texted him after i saw maddie choking the
fuck out of him and pushing him into a table this couple's so crazy
amber heard the moral of the story without everything going on maddie monroe seems like
she should stop pointing the finger at other people and maybe just point it at her boyfriend
wild move to like blur out his text because everyone's going to be like well what was he
texting so this girl is like this is what he was texting. Yeah.
Just kind of makes her look very stupid.
Like the one, the Dave, the one above
that she posted capped out all of her
boyfriend's texts.
Yikes.
So she fully knows
her boyfriend's cheating on her.
Also, Madeline Rose said yes to coming in the pod about a year ago
and has ghosted us since. That may be a bit of a bias.
Yeah, I don't know if she's going to come on after this.
She's just mad at the non-famous guy.
So, O'Malley, are we allowed?
I don't, what do we?
I would love to.
I think let's do it.
Yeah.
No, text the number because I don't know.
We need like permission.
Just text me like, this is BFF's O'Malley speaking.
Okay.
I was going to pretend to be the US consensus.
But I don't know that we can use it.
Okay.
Without like permission.
I think if you say it immediately.
Call and say this is true. I mean, I don't think that's true, Austin.
I think you're making up your own rules.
No, what about an interviewer, though?
Interviewers call people and they're like, hey, this is whoever with the Times.
They say, yeah, do you consent to being recorded, yada, yada, yada.
And if not, we cut it.
All right.
Well, if they say no, we can't use it.
Correct.
We can't use just the call part.
Correct.
Yeah.
If you text and you said this is Barstool Sports reporter, investigative journalist O'Malley, like we're doing a story on you being a cheater.
Is this your phone number?
I wouldn't admit to that.
I don't think. All all right let's run it you've got to use investigative journalist this is invest
this is barstool reporter o'malley speaking yeah o'malley from the barstool sports times
the barstool post it makes a little more sense
how you could make up
these answers
now that half of it's already there
I guess
too bad iOS 16 hasn't come out yet
so he could just delete his iMessage
but I think if she was really trying to hide it
she would have cropped out the number
because she knows that if Maddie Marona
could ever just be like that's not my boyfriend's number
you could also
wait are you saying you can delete your messages coming up yeah yeah yeah She knows that like if Maddie Marona could ever just be like, that's not my boyfriend's number. You could also.
Wait, are you saying you can delete your messages coming up?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's on the sheet.
You're going to be able to delete.
I saw a video this morning on TikTok and they like announced that on iOS 16.
You're going to be able to delete, unsend, and edit.
Yeah, your messages.
So what the fuck?
Everyone's just going to be cheating now.
Yeah, super fucked up.
I brought this up the other day.
I even think the new Instagram feature where they just keep throwing people in your feed
that you don't know.
It's like, what are you doing?
I don't want to see people I don't know.
I look, it's like, who is that person?
It's like, oh, I have no idea.
I saw a coach and a basketball player today.
Just like a high school coach and basketball kid.
Just like sitting next to each other.
I'm like, what is this?
All right, I'm sending them over.
Hello, this is investigative reporter O'Malley
from Barstool Sports Cheating Scandal Department. Can you confirm or deny if this is this? All right, I'm sending them over. Hello, this is investigative reporter O'Malley from Barstool Sports Cheating Scandal Department.
Can you confirm or deny if this is you?
And then I just sent them the page.
Is that good?
All right.
Perfect.
I think you can probably reverse engineer
with a phone number who,
like once you have the number,
you can figure out who it is pretty easily.
Yeah.
I don't know necessarily how to,
but I think you can.
All right, Tana Monge uh cancels her canceled podcast brooke schofield tana mongeau's co-host best friend revealed that tana's canceled podcast has been canceled after fans were left hanging
when they would go dark and not post for a bit brooke said they will be back in a different
format shocker couldn't keep yeah don't keep to a real schedule can't see that one coming
canceled podcast.
It's obviously going to be canceled.
Yeah.
I mean, she probably didn't show up for her own show.
Yeah.
I feel bad, though, because I know Brooke loves it.
She loved it.
I know.
She probably texts Brooke every morning like, hey, I'm sick.
Yeah.
She's like, again?
Brooke said she never knew what to say when they went post an episode when they were supposed
to, but it's no one's fault.
There's no drama.
It just didn't work out.
Well, it's Tana's fault.
Yeah, let's all be for real.
I like the thumbnail.
I'm unemployed again.
Just smiling.
Brooke tweeted asking Barstow's hiring a little after releasing her video
explaining the podcast had ended.
Who knows?
You never know.
All right, so that's not overly surprising.
We just talked about this.
The new iOS feature will be able
to edit send messages uh sent messages undo sending message entirely and mark red conversations on red
that's going to be a cheater's delight yep uh what text is this though hi lamb chop it's only
been an hour and i miss you already is this what they're using that was that was the i don't know
if that was the official apple one but that that was the screenshot of the announcement tweet.
It might have been from a variety or something,
but that's the one that they decided to use.
I would probably edit or unsend that message if I sent that message.
I don't want to be calling anyone a lamb chop.
An example of something you need to unsend.
Right.
They're like, man, you were really trying to be a little riskier, loving,
and you said lamb chop.
Probably rethink your text there.
Yeah, Dev said that is the official Apple ad of what they what they actually posted but all right the only thing about it if you edit it
it doesn't edit on the person you sent it to yes just on your own no it does that's the thing it's
so i think so you can get you can get into an edit battle with somebody yeah that's the weird
thing like what if i like text you something get a response from you then go back edit my first message to make it look like you're saying
something else and then it's like screenshot oh this is a canceled dream it's like this is what
i'm saying yeah this is terrible messages were no it can't like the court of law ever so basically
the platforms that can do this they all say there's a there's a little thing underneath it
that's edit like in the actual apple thing underneath the text if you edit it it says edited but okay so obviously you could get
rid of that or like whatever but you could just block that out you can edit the edit with the
little but at that point you can just photoshop text and you can unsend that's crazy you can
unsending and editing this is mainly this is me That's what I'm saying. They want everyone to just be bad people.
I'm going to start writing letters.
The Joker, the Riddler.
This is like you want to see the world burn type stuff.
100%.
What the fuck?
Like we already have Snapchat for that.
Yeah.
I feel like I just have to cheat on people now.
Josh is a big Snapchat guy going to Ellie Zahler.
True.
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Oh, this poor bastard.
It almost is so outrageous.
You almost think it's staged, but it seems authentic.
And it's, I mean, I don't, you know, we're pro-life.
Have you seen this?
It's the worst thing.
Oh, no, I have not seen this.
This poor bastard.
I haven't seen it either.
It's the worst thing I've ever seen, period.
If the Yankees were going to win a World Series,
but you had to give each other a hall pass, would you do it?
Absolutely.
Yeah.
Okay, why do you have to hesitate?
Who does she have to hesitate?
You can pick anyone who you want.
Who would you pick?
Anyone in the world.
My ex-boyfriend.
Oh, my God.
Oh, shit.
Who would you pick?
What?
You.
Aw.
Why the ex-boyfriend?
We're going to fight about this.
No shit.
He's gone.
You can tell me.
He was a good lover.
Oh, okay.
Wow.
Wow.
Yeah.
And she made sure she was like, anyone in the world?
My ex-boyfriend.
And double down, be like, he's great loving.
And then gets mad at him when he doesn't say her?
You shitting me?
No, he did say her.
I know, but she's like, well, hello, me.
And then he's like, yeah, I know you.
She did say me, did she?
She just wanted him to answer, I think.
But either way, it's like i don't
condone murder but i'd murder i want to do something nice for him if i'm if someone embarrassed me like
i'd be like well they're not my girlfriend they're she's just not my girlfriend yeah there's no way
and now they have to go sit at a yankees game which is already brutal enough yeah so long that's
crazy yeah it was that was tough
to see it went super viral I saw like
major celebrities tweeting about it
I don't know how I didn't hate to be that guy
mushrooms all weekend probably
yeah I saw it
good job
mushrooms better
this also went viral
Disney employee ruining the proposal
just pretty funny
This guy
Yeah
Disney came out
We'll show the video
They did come out
And apologize
A little
Day late
Dollar short
I think this is
Definitely worse
Fucking loser
What Fucking loser. What?
Yes, that red bit over here
is going to be even better.
So he's going to have
like a social
I would punch that guy
right in the mouth.
He was so proud of himself too.
He's going to have
something wrong with him.
Like he can't be normal.
Yes, you come over here.
It'll be much better.
Disney people are nuts.
Disney has come out with a statement about the incident
since it went viral on social media.
They apologized.
They offered to make it right with the couple.
We regret how this is handled, the Disney spokesman told Newsweek.
We have apologized to the couple involved and offered to make it right.
I don't know that you can make a wedding.
You can't redo it.
What do you think the offer is?
Do they say, here's $100,000?
No, you can have your wedding here, probably.
Or maybe you could have the castle to get engaged.
You can redo the photo.
Or not redo, maybe.
If you're proposing as he did,
they must be Disney people.
They're not.
I was going to say,
fuck you anyways
for getting married at Disney.
Fun fact,
Disney employees aren't allowed to point.
They have to go like this.
Really?
He did that.
He absolutely did that.
He followed the rules.
To a T.
To a T.
The Rise of the Mustache
after the release of the new Top Gun movie.
I did see it.
I loved it.
I loved it. Great movie.
Do you have a mustache?
I'm like, not really in that photo yet.
A little one.
It's like a little pedo.
That's a fake one.
It looks like you drew that one on.
All right, guys.
That is ash.
We'll see what happens this Movember.
Yeah, I have a fake one.
Miles Teller.
Everyone's going bananas on Miles Teller.
I know.
Ladies love Miles Tell teller i hate
that it took everyone this long to realize that he's the sexiest boy in the world yeah i've always
thought it was 2012 spectacular dogs come on yeah i mean great movie i saw i probably watched the
first top gun a hundred times so it's like i loved it made me feel old the new one but great
um all right
into bfs corner josh updates ness's burner used to only follow herself and now follow second person
josh this is just more of the same yeah more of the same yeah i'm sure a different way yeah
griffin accidentally says that josh and nessa are back together now on t-talk yeah it was like he
slipped up he didn't mean to say that but can we can we see it please yeah so i was like he slipped up. He didn't mean to say that but I can we can we see it, please? Yeah
So I was like shading Nessa every chance I got and then it's like you guys are together now and like
No, I said when they were together and then it's like you guys are together now
I'm like no you said you did you and that's our mindset. No, I said
Yeah, you know like when your boys being dating a girl, you're like forced to hang out.
And she wasn't like, ah, she was alright,
like a nice girl or whatever.
We're digging ourselves such a deep hole right now.
Dude, that's not what I meant, Gavin.
I'm sorry.
That's not what he meant.
Finally, we get a conclusive answer.
I mean, clearly you guys are together,
but then... How is that conclusive? I thought it was conclusive, Josh I mean, clearly you guys are together, but then...
How is that conclusive?
That was conclusive, Josh.
He's one of your best friends.
He's one of your best friends.
And you said, yeah, yeah, yeah, true.
No, he was talking about past tense, like when we got back together.
No, he wasn't.
Yeah, no, I think he was.
What do you mean, past tense, when you got back together?
That's now.
After the dog walk?
What did you do this weekend, Josh?
What did I do this weekend Josh? What did I do this weekend?
I think I kind of just
Oh I went to hide
Yeah?
Yeah
Where'd you go after that?
I went to my house
Nate Wyatt's?
Oh yeah we went to Nate's for the after party
Yeah
The camera guy said you were gone really long yesterday.
Can somebody fucking clue me in?
Can someone clue me in?
I don't know what the fuck's going on.
Yeah, what are we talking about here?
This is one of the very rare ones where this video didn't get out to any T-pages or anything.
This person DM'd these videos to us, and they said, I don't do this.
I don't follow TikTok.
I just love Dave Port portnoy and i think
that he would want to see this okay i like this person oh yeah this person breaking news again
yeah so i guess we'll play the first one let's see oh i'm so scared i don't know what it's about to
be this one's funny for one reason we'll show it after. It's just the two of them hanging out.
So this one.
Whispering Sweet Night.
Yeah, I was just probably like, yo.
If the still of this is.
Isn't this a good song?
You're just telling her a secret.
She does not seem interested at all.
That's a meme.
The BFFs team has been comparing it to this one.
This one as well.
Have I told you about my crypto?
That's almost identical right there.
That is really close.
Yeah, this is like when you bring out the fucking Robin Hood or some shit.
She's done with Josh's shit.
Yeah, it doesn't look like she's happy whatsoever.
Yeah, wow.
And then there was another one that was confirming that Mia was also there with Josh and Nessa. yeah yeah it doesn't look like she's happy whatsoever yeah wow and then just there's
another one that was confirming that mia was also there with josh and josh and nessa left together
um okay so you guys are together yeah yeah i don't know who that is but you guys are together
that's fine that was actually crazy mia and nessa were like talking to each other for like 45 minutes
and i was just like i wonder what's gonna happen here yeah they're so they're right they're right
there same same couch.
Who the fuck
is taking these videos,
bruh?
Yeah,
there's a spy.
You gotta start conversating.
Wait,
Mia is in her legs?
Pretty much,
like,
yeah.
And there's Libby Dunn
right there too.
What?
It was a good night.
That's the two of them.
All of your girls
in one corner?
It was a fun night.
Shout out to that Stoolie.
Yeah,
fuck them.
Big time. Yeah. Big time. St big time stooley nation that's super
not cool that's like that really breaks all the codes i i again my house or like my friend's house
yeah that totally breaks so many codes so invasive give an idea who i don't not an idea but if i see
them i'll punch them in the throat i'm big into the throat jabs recently that was hurt i gotta
remind myself of how old i am because i'm older and it's like creepy sometimes.
But no one else is saying it like that's a weird vibe of Mia laying in Nessa's legs with Josh there.
I'll just leave that at that.
Yeah, we'll leave it at that.
Steal your girl.
That's a good move to pull she steals nessa from josh
no i don't think that's necessarily what i'm getting yeah i don't think that's what
i thought we had a hit line in early bffs about like a video nessa posted about
maybe being bi yeah she is yeah yeah well she didn't post she said it she said like fully like
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Other than that, do you have any other guesses, you guys?
Everyone wants Silvana.
That's not happening.
She beat Jaden Hossler by a pretty decent amount.
It was Nessa one, even though we asked not to do it.
Silvana two, then Jaden three.
Oh, well.
I feel like we still need Lil Huddy.
So I asked. I specifically named those people and said we want people that aren't
those people like the Addison, Huddy,
and all those sort of people. What do we think of
Luke Bryan?
I personally love Luke Bryan.
Like the country singer?
Yeah. I've met him
a couple times, but they reached out. He wanted to come on
BFFs. That'd be kind of cool. He's hilarious, too. He wants to come on BFFs?
That's interesting.
That's actually, like, hella dope.
Yeah, maybe we should start branching out,
get a new audience.
Right.
Maybe see what the drama is in the country world.
So do you guys have guys besides, like,
the usual suspects that you'd want to get on the pod?
Maybe we should go more actors, actresses.
I've always wanted to go, like, Snoop Dogg.
Sadie Carillo that you went on was high up there.
She's hilarious.
on her show.
That kombucha girl.
I don't even know.
Brittany Broski.
Brittany Broski.
Oh, yes, I know.
I would love Brittany Broski
on here.
The number one
outside of those top three
was the Sterniolo triplets
or whatever.
Josh and I talked about that.
I think we'll do that
at some point.
Yeah, we can do that
when I get back to LA.
They can just come
to the crib or something.
Maybe you could apologize
to Harry Styles.
Probably. Grab him.
Listen, if Harry Styles wants to come on BFFs,
open invite.
I would have to leave.
I don't even think I could do that.
I would have a heart attack.
We got one video
to react to.
That was the one.
Surprise. Good for whoever that was.
Send them some Team Portnoy merch.
And then when you find their address, give it to me.
Yeah.
Throat punch.
Keep us updated, O'Malley, if we get a response.
I will.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nothing yet from the cheetah.
That episode, sometimes I feel like if you don't have guests,
the episodes go smoother.
That went pretty smooth.
I think a lot of people agree with that, too.
Well, it's one of those things guests Guests are like Big Cat always talks about.
Guests are something that people that don't normally listen to your podcast come to.
Draws them in.
But it's this thing that people actually like and care about.
This is great for the fans.
Oh, yeah.
Do you want me to play that video of the Hamptons one?
I know you talked about it.
It's like a BFF video.
It was funny.
Yeah, it's a funny video.
Play it. Whatever. Funny video. It was I was Yeah, it's a funny video. Play it, whatever.
It was, I was driving to the airport.
You got to show the picture probably too.
So I was just driving.
I felt like Josh.
This would be a Josh.
This would be right up Josh's alley.
So I was driving to the airport and like, I went, I need, well, here we go.
So, and these girls like pulled in to the gas station just to take a picture.
But the video then that they sent was like, are you in a Bronco?
Yeah.
An old 70s Bronco.
I thought it was a golf cart.
It's like one of my dream cars.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
How long did they follow you?
Not very long
It's not long to get to the airport
This is a great face
That's awesome
Get the people going
That's what it's about
Everyone freaks out when they see you in the Hamptons
They lose their minds
Yeah no
Not so much
I'm here all the time so that's the same thing hamptons guy a lot
well i'm more than a tuckett guy but hamptons for now so all right that's uh bff boom thanks
for having me guys o'malley great job i got trouble last o'malley people criticized me like
you were mean to o'malley last time no i fucking wasn't oh yeah i don't care o'malley got a shout
out in the weekly YouTube
email that goes to the
company because we were
like, shout out BFFs to
have a replacement host
because all the comments
in the YouTube were
O'Malley is the absolute
best.
What can I say?
O'Malley is a good girl.
We can add like, and
sometimes O'Malley.
When our guest cancels
O'Malley.
Occasionally O'Malley.
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