BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - TRAVIS KELCE’S PUBLICIST CLOWNS TAYLOR SWIFT — BFFs EP. 152

Episode Date: November 2, 2023

We start the show with Jack Doherty’s security guard knocking out Corinna Kopf’s friend at a Halloween party, Travis Kelce’s PR agent Pia reposting a picture of Taylor Swift with a clown emoji and Dave’s reaction to it, a YouTuber calling out Mr. Beast for faking his videos, rating celebrity Halloween costumes, Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend having her hand down the back of his pants, Lady Gaga’s surprise performance at the sphere, a woman going viral for complaining about the 9-5 schedule, Kim Kardashian’s nipple bra going viral, Flava Flav’s national anthem, Scar Girl’s scar disappearing, the D’Amelios facing backlash over Walmart cosplaying, Kai Cenat’s 7 day jail stream, a viral list of first date no-go’s, a restaurant charging for the “inability to parent”, and a mystery influencer refusing to take a picture with Tana Mongaeu out of fear of ruining her brand. We finish with BFFs corner where we figure out if Bri calling SZA mommy is weird, Dave trying to understand the .5 trend, Sadie Crowell’s BFF episode haunting her, the fans dressing up as the BFFs, and Dave’s crusade against Veggie Chips on Halloween. Support Our Sponsor! Raising Canes: Come for the chicken fingers and stay for sauce! Order online at https://RaisingCanes.com Subscribe to the podcast now: https://barstool.link/3m4Q0Fq Check out the BFFs Social Media Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bffspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/BFFsPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bffspodYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod

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Bree, you're all bundled up. Yeah, it's cold. It's 50 degrees out. No, that's not that bad. No, I know. It's like the perfect weather. I like it. Yeah.

Beanie season. It's what? Beanie season. It's back. Do you wear beanies? No. Yeah, I can't you wear beanies? No. Yeah, I can't picture you wearing a beanie. No, that's the young man's game.

Okay. Okay, so Jack, let's go ahead. Jack already live streams his security knocking somebody out. This, let's watch the video. This is crazy.

I haven't seen this. This is nuts. You haven't seen this? It's crazy. video. This is crazy. I haven't seen this nuts. You haven't seen it's crazy. Hey, what's up? Hey, one by one, what's up? What security gun are you? What the fuck, you bitch? What? Dude, what's wrong with you? What the fuck, you bitch? What the fuck, my face? Are you hurt, Max?

I'm flat in your shit. What? Yeah. Crazy. So I saw this come across my feed, and I'm like, oh, the blonde girl sort of looks like Karina Kompf. It is. But I don't know what Karina kampf looks like enough to

be like oh that's her turns out it is her and the kid jack doherty i guess he's like a streamer i i i hadn't really heard of him before but the thing that really i blogged this the thing that was crazy to me so it's jack doherty it's his security guard he's the one who posted it to the internet like what a scumbag in my it was already it was already posted because he was live streaming okay but he didn't seem like he didn't react he tweeted they're like what was that he's like they pressed me and it seems like he that's like a phrase i guess like i was being pressed or they pressed me i don't know like he seems to say it a lot but what is going on i said i would have never made it in today's content game like i feel like this is you just go and like create chaos and get punched in the face and i had some people be like it it was staged. I don't think so. But like Jack Doherty, this is his thing.

Like he goes in and tries to create like, I guess, situations where people could potentially get punched in the face. The whole thing's nuts to me. Karina Koff, isn't she like a billionaire? Like, what is she doing in this environment to begin with? The whole thing's nuts to me. I just couldn't be close to i don't like standing on it yeah when they're doing those streams nowadays it's like it's almost like it's like five hour eight hour streams that like don't stop you know what i mean like whatever they're doing they're

just walking around and they have a videographer kind of following them so like they're kind of looking for everyday life just to be like exaggerated so they'll go in like when someone presses someone or starts an argument i feel like they play it up a little bit you know what i mean like they'll like antagonize even more um but yeah that that i mean the punch he threw was the guy didn't even make like a threatening attack move at all you know what i mean like yeah he was talking shit, but we're in America. You're allowed to say whatever the fuck you want. Like, if you can't, if he made a move to attack or something, then yeah, you're Jack's security

guard. Step in. But I feel like it was a little bit. A little bit? Like that guy should be in jail. Crazy too soon. I was going to say, he probably will go to jail for that, right? And like, I heard like one of them was like a lawyer or something so

i haven't seen like jack dorsey is he like oh that's that's fucking great content we just we just nailed it like that's kind of the vibe i get which is crazy like i said i wouldn't have made it in this world like this was not my content world of like just really get under people's skin until someone gets fucking punched in the face like that is not well i went to a black mirror i went to a halloween party the night after that night and jack doharty like i was with bryce and then jack we were with jack doharty for a little bit and like that's how you pronounce his name doharty i thought it was doarty doharty i think it is doarty it's one of the two it's already like yeah It's close. Doherty, like, yeah, Doherty.

How do you know it's Doherty? You know the guy? I know a bunch of Doherty's. Doherty is just like a common name, I feel like. Yeah. Doherty. Doherty. Look how it's spelled.

So anyways, yeah, we were all together, and that security guard was not there. The security guard was not around anymore. Was not there. The security guard was not around anymore. So it seems like. But even that, to be honest, like if my security guard knocks somebody out like that, although he is what knocked out the night before, I doubt I'm going to like a Halloween party the next night. Oh, he was blacklisted.

He was blacklisted from the party. He didn't get in. Oh, he didn't get in. Corinna, Corinna. And like, I think it was Corinna and David Dobrik or something like that. But obviously, Corinna had something to do with it. But they like blacklisted him from every party. It's kind of a funny move, honestly.

Like, I'll be honest. That's a crazy move. So I'm reading the thing. Corinna doesn't want to talk to Jack because Jack was streaming. Seems Corinna was sent the clip of Jack calling her an only fans whore. Her friends then approached jack to confront him jack security job jumped to his defense and the incident escalated when jack security knocked out one of karina's friends on stream which jack then tweeted about

i mean she listen i want you whore that's the word but i mean she's an only fans girl that like that is first and foremost what karina kampf is at this point no yeah yeah for sure i mean i think like karina kind of took the bait a little bit you know what i mean jack put out that like only fans whore comment which obviously is a little low but like why would he just randomly attack her and say that um well he walked by and he was like he walked by her the clip is uh he walks by corinna he's like yo corinna you want to do a stream and she was like no and she or something like that she's like no but she is at a party right why you don't want a camera in your face at a party and then why not why not ego

yeah like that's... This guy sucks. Yeah, like that's a little intense. And so she saw that clip in real time, because this is all streaming, so it's happening in real time. Someone sent her that clip. She went outside to be like, why do you think I'm an OnlyFans whore?

And that's when this all started. Well, I can answer why he thinks that. I'm not, you shouldn't like, there's a lot of people who make OnlyFans. I'm surprised Karina, what did they say? Pressed? Why is she that pressed about, like, I'm sure she's heard that. That's what I said, too. Yeah.

That's what I thought, at least. It's like, she's shown, and I haven't seen it, so don't call me a pervert. I don't have OnlyFans. But, like, from what I see in the streets and the comments, I think she hasn't left much to the imagination. So again, is it what we call? You out in the streets often, Dave? Well, Jack has an OnlyFans too. Yeah, then I went and all he does is look at his dick.

It's his dick is out? No, his dick's not out. But it's like a million pictures of him just standing, like looking down, like he's staring at his dick. It's so fucking weird. He's like the OnlyFans manager, I think, too. Like he manages other girls' OnlyFans. The whole world is crazy. This guy is a hypocrite.

He's also like 5'2", I think. He's a shorter man. He's a shorter man. Like I think I look down. He's also young. He's also young. Like he's 19. The whole thing's crazy. He's a he's a shorter he's a shorter man he's a shorter like i think he's also young he's also young like he's 19 the whole thing's crazy the world is yeah the world is crazy like i couldn't we should get him on the podcast yeah we should have us he probably would have come gladly too

yeah or corinna would have been one of the two. I doubt Corinna would have come on. Haven't we asked her before? I have no idea. She said she doesn't do podcasts. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She got mad. She said she didn't do podcasts, then she, like, did podcasts. I don't know.

I don't know why you're above podcasts. That doesn't seem right. Anyways, the whole thing's fucking crazy. Yeah, the whole situation's nuts. I just think that, like corinna fell for the bait she should have just like you make like 50 mil you make like 50 mil in a year who gives a fuck yeah walk away yeah walk away you care literally yeah but i mean if she's drunk and he's just she gets a text like this kid just called you a whore for no reason i'd be like

well what's your problem that comes with the territory he called her an only fans whore for no reason i'd be like well what's your problem that comes with the territory he called her an only fans whore yeah but still you don't just go around calling people whores i would be pissed too yeah i like an 18 year old i don't know what's this last clip she could have just said like fuck off or she probably did but yeah i just you know what i'd say i buy and sell guys like you that's a good one like i buy and sell yeah yeah she should have she probably did say shit along those lines and then he got mad wait what buy and sell children what do you i don't know him i don't understand like he's a little guy like she makes so much money like he's an aunt no one's buying children sounds like a slavery like sex slavery trade thing what is his last video of jackie kicked out why is corinna cough at this party i think josh you said it was

david dobrik's yeah i think it was david dobrik that was david dobrik presence this isn't this was sam and colby's party here hey bye loser hey jerk off to that picture tonight bag lcd guard fuck corinna corinna's a whore i'm doubling down fuck that bitch corinna is an only fans whore triple down boom to be like do people like this kid probably little incels fucking imbeciles that are douchebags like him i i haven't watched a lot of his streams i I don't know what his engagement is like, but he gets good views. Yeah, because he'll be out of his pocket. It's such a crazy world

because he dropped the F word there. Oh, did he say the F word? I thought he did. I thought he did too, but I was like, there's no way he did. Play it again. I didn't hear it. Play it again.

Hey, bye loser. Hey, jerk off to that picture tonight, bag. Oh, he is 5'2". Fuck Karina. Karina's a whore. Hey, bye loser. Hey, jerk off to that picture tonight, bag. Oh, he is 5'2". Fuck Corinna. Corinna's a whore. Hey, bye loser. Hey, jerk off to that picture tonight, bag. Hey, bye loser.

Hey, bye loser. Hey, bye loser. Fuck Corinna. Corinna's a whore. Yeah, I think he did. He did. Whoa. Yeah, jerk off to that picture tonight.

You can't just... That's crazy. If I said that, I would have... There would be a riot. Like, I would be in... I'd be behind bars. Like, if I said something yeah this world you can do whatever the fuck you want it's like i guess they don't have normal advertising but nobody care but

like this kid if it wasn't for me seeing that fight i wouldn't even know who he was and and so many people follow him he's obviously like huge but it's fucking crazy man the whole world's crazy yeah i still my main thing it's like yeah if you're i guess there's more to it but like you said josh karina took the bait you're worth so much money why are you in the streets like in a shouting match with jack the horridy it just makes no sense um whatever crazy world maybe i'm just old um travis kelsey's pr person clowns taylor swift there's a big story i've been leading from the front here on this one uh i think she's got to go pia pia malahi i can break this down really quick so pia malahi is the publicist for travis

Pia Malahi is the publicist for Travis Kelsey. What a terrible name. Pia Malahi? Yeah. Is that what it is? Yeah, Pia Malahi. I have no problem with the name. I have a problem with her. I don't like it.

I don't have a problem with the name. I don't like it. So she's Travis Kelsey's publicist, and it was her birthday or something last week. And you know, girls, when it's your birthday, they get a happy birthday, and they tag you with pictures of you with the friend so one of her friends does that sends her happy birthday and it's like um pia molly is my roman empire the picture she uses is from a chief's game when they're all in the in the box and taylor swift is in the middle of the box they put a clown emoji on her face that's crazy that she reposted this i

knew i didn't and then i knew i didn't like her name i knew i didn't like her name posts it on her own story and the swifties just go bananas then the excuses that come out of this woman she's like someone else posted it on my personal instagram i don't run my personal instagram that's a lie. You're a publicist. Why would you have someone running your Instagram? And she only has like a couple thousand followers. It's like they repost birthday wishes.

Second, she says she didn't see the clown emoji. Then the girl who did the original post was like, it's no disrespect to Taylor. Like, it's just a birthday clown. A birthday clown doesn't exist. First of all, that's no disrespect to Taylor. Like, it's just a birthday clown. A birthday clown doesn't exist. First of all, that's not a thing. Second of all, you picked a picture that clearly had, you must have a million pictures of you and Pia. You picked one that Taylor was the focus just so you could stick a clown on her face. So I don't know what these two are up to.

Well, they clearly, they don't know what these two are up to um well they clearly they don't like taylor she wanted to post she probably meant to post it on her close friends and clicked real story posted it boom damage control not good damage control because you just look like there's no explaining it none and you know what personally if i was travis kelsey and i saw this go on i would be like you're not even good at running your own publicity. Yes. How are you going to do mine? You've got to be fired after that.

You handled this situation terribly. Not to mention, she used to work for one Scooter Braun. Oh, wow. So, oh, what a web we weave when we practice to deceive so she hasn't officially been fired yet and she was in the news like a week and a half ago because supposedly a hairdresser said pia told her travis and kelsey was a pr stunt she walked that back then this happened i've heard people be like p is just butthurt she wanted to fuck Travis. Whatever the case may be, we need this person out. And I'll also say what I found very interesting.

Hmm. Something to think about. Page six, E! News, everything, every single, like, Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift story they talk about. And they get leaks and they get this. DeMoximo, all of it, they haven't mentioned this Pia story once. The only people talking about us and all the Swifties, it's almost like Pia is a mole for all these people

and they don't want to burn that bridge. So they're just ignoring it, but they're talking about everything else. And this story break suddenly in page six all the news about taylor and travis has turned negative almost like somebody's getting fired in now instead of leaking positive stuff they're leaking negative stuff detective things that make it go who is that guy the basketball brian windhorse brian windhorse hmm interesting why the news the last 24 40 hours like um what why am i seeing page six travis kelsey joked he needed to find a breeder months before Taylor Swift's romance. Oh, you pulled that up all of a sudden? Interesting.

Convenient. Convenient. This Pia. And I never want to advocate for people who lose their jobs because real life. But if you're this bad at your job, and I believe we asked her to come on BFFs. Yeah, we did. She declined? I assume there was.

She declined? I assume they called her. She didn't answer because we've dealt with her because she books like sports people, but she never responded to any of our inquiries. I mean, how can you be a publicist

and be so bad at being a publicist for yourself? Crazy. Yeah, you don't even respond to your phone calls? And then I'm like, is this a PR stunt? Yes.

No, a clown of T-Swift. Like, what are you doing? Like, we're watching you at all times. I got home. My Michigan Wolverines are in a scandal. There's a million things that are traveling. And I had to make an announcement. I had to go public.

I had to go wide. I mean, I'm dealing with a lot of stuff, but the Swifties needed me, so I was there. You were there. Wow, that's big of you, dude. That's big of you, dude. That's big of you. Yes. 1989 Taylor's version. Taylor dresses, sexuality rumors, and Taylor Swift, 1989 TV prologue.

Taylor dress rumors about her sexuality and saying she learned that even if she only hung out with her female friends, people still sexualize or sensationalize those relationships. She's obviously talking about Carly Kloss. Okay, whatever. I rank the vault tracks i know i'm the only one who cares about this i've already put this out uh suburban legends say don't go is it over now slut now that we don't talk one through five okay um cool a couple people saying selena gomez one of them saying Taylor and Travis are moving too fast. I mean, who knows? They are moving fast.

They are moving fast. What about Selena Gomez? She's saying that Taylor and Travis Kelsey are moving too fast. That's a crazy... Are people like going at Selena now? No. She did it out of love. Okay. I guess it's all in the delivery it's all yeah yeah like

interesting to put this one next like we're talking taylor and pia and now it's just like a real downer but r.i.p matthew perry he passed away obviously very sad yeah very very sad um i don't know what else you can say about that except sad i was never a huge friends guy but still very sad yeah youtuber calls out mr beast for editing her out of his video is this you brie no youtuber rosanna pancino accused mr beast of editing her out of a 2021 video in his youtube creator games rosanna says in the extreme one million dollar hide and seek video she came in third along quack sickity and zach king but instead the video shows logan paul laray and zach king in the top three rosanna talked about this on tricia paytas's podcast saying she waited to speak out because she didn't want the wrath of Mr. Beast's fan base.

Rosanna also put out a statement on Twitter saying it was extremely upsetting because you generally believe the videos are authentic and real and that a woman who lasted that long was edited to look like she got out fifth instead of third. All right, here's Rosanna talking about Mr. Beast. All right. I beat Logan Paul.

I survived hide-and-se seek longer. And he even said something cute. Like you're never going to find Ro. She's so small. This place is so big. Like, and then when the video came out, I was just felt so low. It kind of felt like a boys club. Just not fair. It's not right. And it happens. And misogyny is so, I used to not think of it. I used to be like, you know what? No, it's not. It's 2023. Women are treated the same, but they're just not. And I think I'm tired of being quiet about it because I think that's how it continues. And it's kind of crazy to edit the place that she came in. Yeah.

I don't know if that has anything to do with misogyny. To do with misogyny. Yeah. Yeah. Edit it out of like hide and seek. I don't know how you can do that if there's a prize. Right. That seems weird to do.

But maybe if there's only a prize for first place, it doesn't really fucking matter what place everyone else came, right? If you're first, you're last. But then she apologized. She apologized? I would like to apologize, Mr. Beast. I should have expressed my feelings privately and handled things differently. I'll be removing all the posts where I talk about creative games and Jimmy.

I will be honest in that thousands of death threats i've received today are a contributing factor but i also do sincerely hear the feedback from so many of you well is it the death threats or not yeah it's the death threat because now i now i don't i don't there's something sus about this well if people were on her side she would keep it up yeah Yeah, people really weren't on her side. I think it is strange. How can you not be on her side? They were saying basically she was just using him for Clouton to complain about

being edited to look like you came in fifth instead of third is an absurd thing to be mad about. It is a little odd. I guess from their perspective, Logan Paul is way bigger, so you want people to pay attention. If there's no prize or anything. I don't know what the big deal is. Yeah.

I'd kind of be mad, but I don't think I would freak out. I think, I think, you know, you could, you do a pod and say it, but I don't know if it, I think, I think where she went wrong is just like turning into the misogynistic thing. And then I was like, Oh, that was Tricia. I don't like that was great. Like of all the things, what's your worst example of misogyny it's like oh i got edited from third

to fifth and mr beast like creator games like yeah it's not like you look at those top three levels of fame they wanted logan to yeah yeah yeah like loray i wouldn't necessarily throw loray agreed in the like guys misogynistic club. You know what I'm saying? It doesn't work that way. You just got fucking Tomahawk. I mean, hey, look.

I'm a feminist. I'm a feminist. You don't need to mansplain to me what misogyny is. You don't need to mansplain misogyny to me. You don't need to mansplain to me what misogyny is, all right? You don't need a mansplain misogyny to me. Okay. Yeah, you don't need a mansplain misogyny. I didn't mansplain anything.

That's not how it works, Jay. You don't need a mansplain misogyny, all right? It was brutal watching real time from over here. It was tough. Celebrity influencer Halloween costumes. I guess we'll look and say what we think. You didn't have a halloween costume this year dave no i was traveling i was on the road oh because i know sylvana loves halloween

no she went out well these are just mine uh these are just all my costumes they're just kind of quick i'm gonna be honest i like the middle one costume and yeah these are pretty basic then they all got wrecked it got i mean the one on the left and the right to go out the one on the side of the good costume. I had a good costume and then they all got wrecked. I mean, the one on the left and the right. The one on the left and the right, I don't even know I'm giving either of you guys costumes. The middle, fine, maybe. Say thanks. We were

a priest and a slut walking to a bar. It's the start of a bad joke. Pretty good. I like that one. The other two. Thank you. Last minute. Yeah just i had a mask like for jason so i was like okay and then i gabby wanted to be a vampire and look sexy so i said all right i'll go as a person you bet which one i wanted oh she's a vampire on the left yeah yes wait what is she on the right she was supposed to be uh she had it she's supposed to

be cinderella prom Cinderella? Cinderella or something. I don't know, man. Hey. Cinderella. I don't ask questions. We just go out. Also, is the Halloween spelling a joke? No, I probably just didn't even look at how I spelled it.

Josh Richards. H-O-W-L-L-A-W-E-N. I think that's on purpose. Halloween. Halloween. You should have said it was a joke. l l a w e n i think that's on purpose howell halloween halla ween you should have said it was a joke halloween damn that would have played as a joke too yeah

yeah yeah no i just you just dropped out of high school so you know all right all right next i mean we learned how to these are these are weak

these are weak shit uh this isn't exactly anything to write home about either if we're being honest well the right is not a halloween costume that was just no that's just like you're an old west yeah yeah but the left one those were they're pretty bad honestly we hate what are the left ones um mine was uh what is her name princess mia from princess diaries i had a better picture showing it oh hey listen i i won this by not dressing up versus this crap.

What is this? You said Dave ones. Yeah, because we didn't have any recent. Yeah, well, the left isn't Halloween. The one where I'm Jaws is maybe the best costume that I can get enough heat for. I'm in the shark with three barrels and I'm quit getting eaten from Jaws. It's a good middle ones. Thank you Jaws. That's a great question. Thank you.

The middle one's Bart, man. I was in Chicago. That's the guy who took the foul ball. Adam Lambert, second right. That one is fucking terrifying. Yeah, not the best photo. You've got like a lazy eye or something. That's crazy.

It was actually a good costume. It's a bad picture. Maybe it's just the wig was tilted or something going on. That's crazy. It was actually a good costume. It's a bad picture. And this must have... Maybe it's just the wig was tilted or something. Yeah. All right. This is good. Great.

Yeah. Great. It was, like, spot on. Great costume. A plus. Oh, I loved this one. She looks so good. Ice Spice's Betty Boop.

Great. Two looks so good. Ice Spice is Betty Boop. Great. Two A pluses. F. They look good, but everyone did it. F. Yeah, this was going to be the most obvious question. This is, to me, there's certain celebrities, this is their Super Bowl.

To me, Tana Mongeau, like Halloween is their Super Bowl. Be better than this. Fair. Right. She looks good, though. Oh, that's kind of good. I guess. I wouldn't know.

Yeah, unless you put the picture up. Yeah. Yeah. Let's see. That's pretty bad right i mean i love that movie it's just a mask margot robbie i can i say something no i'm not gonna what are you were you gonna say it say it dave she put on some lbs how can you we can't even see her in this how could you even tell from this yeah dude i don't know it looks like uh not that there's anything wrong i just would have never guessed that's her ever maybe because maybe it's the mask on maybe it's maybe it's the black is like

yeah i don't know yeah Okay, F. F. F. Yeah. Wait, how is that Juliet? That's what I was confused about. Why does she have angel? Because they die in the end? F.

Yeah, maybe F. Okay. Horrible. I feel cute. Great. Yeah, I loved this one. Great. A plus.

Looks a little like Marilyn Monroe. I'm a little confused now between that and the loved this one. Great. A plus. Looks a little like Marilyn Monroe. I'm a little confused now between that and the Alex Earl one. If I put them next to each other, Marilyn and Madonna get a little confused, but looks great. I like it. A plus. Yeah. Looks good. A plus.

The bangs are spot on, Trish. Yep, A plus. Yeah. Looks good. A plus. The bangs are spot on, Trish. Yep. A plus. Oh, this is from the tweet about Taylor. Huh. What tweet? Remember, it was like her fans saw that she was eating ketchup and it was like, it seems to be with ranch.

I mean, chicken fingers with ranch and ketchup. People went crazy. Oh, so that's mean chicken fingers with ranch and ketchup people went crazy oh so that's why and then heinz made a ranch and ketchup yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that makes sense but i should like it but i don't yeah it's this one's this one's pretty cool they always saw this i was like that's dope yeah great great man this is b minus yeah good there's so many better britneys to go as than that one yeah but i feel like everyone always does the other britneys so maybe she was like yeah well sometimes you don't mess with the classic that's fair if it ain't broke don't fix it uh leonardo di caprio's girlfriend i'm sure there'll be more since we're filming this on halloween true uh leonardo caprio's girlfriend hands were down the back of his pants i saw this i saw originally it's like i saw someone say she was fingering his butthole no chance she's just touching the crack yeah there's no chance the people who think cracking the butthole is getting

fingered there have no familiarity with where the butthole yeah she'd have to like or get your shoulder down yeah it would be quite an uncomfortable situation right okay so do we have like a video no just those pics of it's just those pics crack touching yeah i didn't austin didn't send me the sheet i was just free balling awesome that's that's on me, Josh. It's kind of been fun, Josh. You're just like, what's next? No, yeah.

It's kind of exciting. I feel like one of the viewers. Because I go through this life cycle with everybody I hire. They're great at their job. They get a little bit of shine. That's just not true.

They start not wearing hats. They start doing their hair. True. And then suddenly the sheets are being set. I printed directly for Dave and I printed directly for Brie. That's... Yeah.

There's only three people on this show. I'm aware. Yeah, I'm aware. Lady Gaga does surprise performance at the Sphere. I haven't seen this. I would have lost it. I'm excited for the video. I would have cried. video oh i would i

would have cried and if she's doing shallow come on bananas oh so sick i gotta get to the sphere i gotta get to the sphere. I gotta get to the sphere. Do you want to see U2 there, or do you just want to go to the sphere? No. Not really. I know. Why is it going to be them?

I'm not a huge U2 fan. I wonder how they secured the first sphere. I don't know. They're masters. It's like, how did they get their album on every single iPhone that came out? They just know what to do. Pretty baller. Yeah, it is baller.

Woman upset over nine to five. By the way, to be able to sing like Gaga, like rappers can't do that. Like rappers, a lot of time you hear them live. It's like, oh, this is kind of blow. To be able to like grab a mic. Just let it out. And just like, be like, you sound better live than you do on your. Oh, what oh what what a

tree queen yeah women upset over woman upset over nine to five job one tick tock is a viral crying about her nine to five job or two hour commute because she has no time to do anything after work if she could walk to work it would be okay but she can't afford to live new york city many people have met her tick tock with criticism call her a spoiled brat yeah welcome to the world yeah let's watch it though this is my first job like my first nine to five job after college there's no way i'm gonna be able to afford living in the city right now so that's off the table like fucking duh if i was able to walk to work and it would be fine i get on on the train at 7.30 and I don't get home till like 6.15 earliest.

I don't have energy to work out like that's out the window. Like I'm so upset. Oh my God. The nine to five schedule in general is crazy. Being in the office nine to five. Like if it was remote, you get off at five. I don't have time for anything and I'm like so stressed out. And I'm also getting my period.

So that's why I'm all emotional. Yeah, that's life man i mean yeah it sucks but yeah it's jam i mean yeah that's just life go do i don't know go try to make a better job for yourself if you want to yeah nine to five grind i did it it's brutal um skim nipple bra goes viral so kardashian was skimmed she's got the built-in like headlights on right yeah everyone thinks this is stupid but she's gonna make bank off this who said this was stupid this is genius everyone is like this has got to be a joke why the fuck why do guys like i don't girls like it's a thing you want your nipples like hard it is I didn't think it was a thing it's like an accessory oh that doesn't do it for me I'm like oh shit look at that chick's nipples

that's not me that's you Josh I guess you don't like a little you don't like a little not everybody but some girls want their little nippies to show yeah no I don't do anything with that it just like highlights it highlights the dress maybe I saw also she hired Nick Bosa It just highlights the dress, maybe.

I saw also she hired Nick Bosa as the male Skims guy. Girls are going, what an ass. Why, is he sexy? Smart move. Yeah, he's a good-looking guy. Very good-looking guy. Smart move. Big fan of the program, by the way.

He's a Barstool guy. Oh, let's go. Kim sent me some underwear. She sent me some Skims. Kim sent it to my house. It definitely wasn't just the skims PR team. It was definitely personally Kim that sent it. Yeah, they sent me some stuff too. It was personally Kim because she loves us. Oh, that's

dope. Maybe she watches the podcast. By the way, I don't care for Kim. Oh yeah, because you hate her because of Taylor Swift. Well, yeah, she had a phone call and acts like it didn't happen. So whatever. Well, did she? Yeah, her and Kanye. Well, she was talking edited a phone call and acts like it didn't happen. So whatever. Well, did she edit it? Yeah, her and Kanye. Well, she was talking about it.

She knew about it. She was in the editing bay? Maybe she was just being a good wife. If it was murder, she's in jail for accessory to murder. That's for sure. That was her husband at the time. Well, good thing it wasn't murder, right?

Might as well have been in my book. Flava Flav's national anthem goes viral. Flava Flav went viral after goes viral. Oh, okay. Flava Flav went viral after he sang the Star Spangled Banner at the Bucks game. I've seen it go viral. Flava Flav? I thought it was a rapper. Oh, see?

You're on my side. All right, let's watch it. So the answer is no, Brie. Why would they let us sign up for this? I mean, it's taking it seriously. Yeah. This is a joke, though, yeah? No, I don't think it is.

What? Am I crazy? this is a joke though yeah no i don't think it is what am i crazy i actually don't have a problem that's big cat but he's taking it serious he's a celebrity he is a singer i have no problem he's not a singer he's a rapper well he's taking it serious. He's a celebrity. He is a singer. I have no problem with it. He's not a singer. He's a rapper. Well, he's an entertainer. I have a problem if you make a mockery of it on purpose. Right. Yeah, right. If you take it seriously, you're not making fun of the anthem.

I just don't get why they would ask him to sing when he's not a singer. Yeah. Is he from Milwaukee? He could have rapped it. Yeah. Well, that would have maybe been it. Well he from Milwaukee? He could have rapped it. Yeah. Well, that would have maybe been it. Well, see, now that that would have been taken terribly.

Yeah, right. Yes. Who knows, man? Scar Girl's scar is clearly gone. I'm certain. Okay. Scar Girl's scar is gone. Wow.

Let's see the pictures. Well, I mean, a scar does eventually disappear, no? Are people saying it's fake now? Or is that just the natural course of life? People are kind of turning and thinking maybe it's real because it's going away and she's not keeping it. Is that it? On the right?

Yeah. Yeah. Wow. So the tables turned and people are on our side now good for her nice or yep maybe she's like i can't keep this fucking charade up forever yeah so she's slowly fading out yeah okay good for scar girl i like scar girl um de mellow's fake backlash after popcorn launch. After launching the new popcorn brand Walmart, DeMellos are facing backlash after posting themselves cosplaying as the working class. Charlie specifically has been called out for mocking the employees because she's making faces while scanning their popcorn. Let's see him at Walmart. I want to hear what your take is on this, Dave, because I have a a take but i want to see what you say first she's smiling for a picture i thought i saw some flash i have absolutely no clue what people are mad about same okay yeah i was like they're they're doing promotion

for their popcorn that's now in walmart like we we can all be mad and, you know, pissed off. The world can be pissed off because, like, you're working at Walmart and they got popcorn in Walmart. But at the end of the day, they making money moves. So they're going to go and promote. I have absolutely no idea what people are. People are mad. We work the Canes drive-thru.

That's what I was just going to say. We're going to go work the Canes drive-thru. We're doing it in a couple of weeks. But, like, what – I have have absolutely people just want to get mad. They get mad. If you can just be hand up, I don't like the mellows and whatever they do. And you get mad because if that's why you if you're mad about this, you're just mad about their existence. Basically, their existence.

That was my point. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You you're just like you're pissed off that they're succeeding. You know, like. Definitely. That was not. They made some bomb popcorn. Yeah, you're just like, you're pissed off that they're succeeding, you know? Yeah. Like, too bad. That was nothing. They made some bomb popcorn.

Kai Sinet creates seven-day jail similar. Kai Sinet is doing a seven-day, 24-hour prison live stream where he, along with other creators, rappers, and famous people like Drewski, NLE, Choppa, Offset are living in a fake prison where they have to follow the rules of wardens and guards today's the fifth day of their seven day stream this is like dr philip zimbardo that old experiment that he did this is super cool this is super cool he's taking streaming to the next level man i mean this is cosplaying prisoners how's it going has it been interesting oh it's actually happening right now yeah people

love it yeah it's it's the fifth day people are loving it loving it like there's just a lot of crazy shit that goes on you know what i mean lock a bunch of people up in a tight space and shit happens ddg like escaped i saw a clip of that that's kind of sick yeah I think it's just like it's pretty fun are they literally like living like prisoners yeah

I think you know what it is like an actual like prison like section thing but it's like but like are they eating like when I went to prison

I got like one McDonald's single patty and like an orange drink once every 12 hours is that what they're getting Drewski did a bit that he snuck in a bunch of McDonald's single patty and like an orange drink once every 12 hours. Is that what they're getting? He did a bit that he snuck in a bunch of McDonald's, so I don't think so. Got it.

Yeah, like that's the thing. Like DDG escaped. Like it's like, you know, they're not getting. Yeah, right. Not like being like mishandled or like abused or anything. Like, yeah, it's obviously softer than jail. Real prison. Yeah.

Twitch streamer makes beer from her vaginal, vaginal, lactic acid. Vaginal. Thank you, Bree. Gotcha. Twitch streamer Amaroth is collabing with a Polish beer company called The Order of Yanni for a new beer that will use her vaginal lactic acid. Gross. Crazy.

Why don't I drink some fast vaginal lactic acid. Gross. Crazy. Why do I want to drink some vaginal shit? Gross. She's the same one that bottled her farts. That's on point. That makes sense. Yeah, and sold her bathwater and stuff. And I guess people buy it. Yeah, it's kind of her thing.

How much vaginal lactic acid do you think's in each beer? I don't even really know what that is To be totally honest I have a vagina and I'm lost Okay So we're all unclear on the lactic acid part I don't know if you can make beer out of that stuff I just don't even know what it is

Well I wonder if it's just regular beer And then it's just like They take like a little like You know like a turkey baster And kind of just like And then You know what i mean like that's i don't like it i don't want to drink that no i don't either no i don't zoe kravitz and channing tatum are engaged i saw this today to be honest um and i'm reading it says they're two years together to me this just came as fast because i it feels like channing tatum was married

to somebody else like five minutes ago in my head they were already married these two so it has been two years you think yeah it's longer than what i thought do you think two years is not long enough to get engaged well in general it is but like when did he get divorced with his ex-wife? Yeah, because they were together a long time. I thought like if you told me they were together and still married two years ago. Who was his ex-wife? She was awesome. People love her.

She's like, yeah, very cute. Jenna Dewan, what is she from? Is she an actress as well? Finalized in 2019. Oh. Yeah, I guess that's enough time that's four years yeah so nine years and then

but like a divorce doesn't come out of nowhere so like no agreed they probably you know well congratulations guys Jeremy Allen White and Rosalia spot together actor Jeremy Allen White and Rosalia were spot together actor Jeremy Allen White and singer Rosalia were spot together in LA

sparking dating rumors this is the guy who is on the show Bear who likes just showing that he's ripped right yeah he's always shirtless he's always walking around shirtless that is true well good for him he's got a pretty girlfriend that's why he was walking around New around shirtless. That is true. Well, good for him. He's got a pretty girlfriend.

That's why he was walking around New York shirtless, man. He had to throw his body around. Get that good PR done. Rosalie is iconic. She is? Yeah. I'm not familiar with anything about her.

She's a singer. She's huge. She's way singer. Oh. She's huge. She's way bigger than him. What's she sing? Spanish music, I'm pretty sure. I don't know if I'm right though. I don't want to sound like an idiot.

I feel like to call someone iconic, you got to know at least one of their songs. You got to know at least one song. I don't speak her language. I don't listen to Spanish music. Is it Spanish music? That would suck. But is it actually Spanish music or Is it Spanish music? That would suck. But is it actually Spanish music or is it like a different language? No, it's Spanish.

Okay. Yeah. All right, let's not give her the copyright. Yeah. Olivia Rodrigo and Louis Partridge spotted together. Olivia Rodrigo, English actor, Louis Partridge, was spotted together in London sparking dating rumors. What do I think of this couple?

Well, I don't know who this guy is, so I have no thoughts. Yeah, I don't know him. Me either. I looked at this picture and I thought it was Anthony. I just was going to say the same thing. I was like, oh shit oh shit hey good for you dog when this happened but he's never been in uh london to my knowledge or an actor or named lewis partridge yeah sorry anthony you fumbled the bag yeah so we have no opinion as a teen here because we don't know who that guy is yeah um yeah yeah yeah first. Yeah. First date. No goes. The list has gone viral.

Bad first date spots. The list has drawn criticism, leading some people to say it's a piggy list that women can pay if they want to pick. I don't. People always get mad about this shit. So here's the list of places women absolutely refuse to go on a first date. And thank you. The ladies reached out to help me in the list.

Cheesecake Factory. I'll just read them, and then we can say whatever we want. Cheesecake Factory, Applebee's, Chili's, Chipotle, Olive Garden, The Movies, Your House, Any Fast Food Chain, Buffalo Wild Wings, Wingstop, Red Lobster, Buffet, IHOP, Denny's, The Gym, Church, Starbucks, Coffee Dates, Ice Cream Dates, Family Functions, Movie Nights, Somewhere There, Acquires a Long Drive, Bowling, Night Clubs, Hookah Bar, Bar for Just Drinks, Waffle House, Sports Events. What can you do? I know. requires a long drive bowling nightclubs hookah bar bar for just drinks waffle out sports events what can you do i know the only ones i wouldn't want to do on this would be

red lobster because i don't like the fucking lobster church a family function in a nightclub everything else is pretty regular okay those all make sense to me those i don't have any disagreements with those yeah you don't want to go to nightclub for your first date yeah for your first date you want to what is wrong with a coffee date i feel like that's like perfect pretty yeah and i ice cream date perfect i agree your house that's weird yeah it's like first date like come on the apartment um lorraine i have a movies i feel like the movie is a good thing like you talk a little bit and you don't have to talk for a lot bit then you have something to talk about after family functions you don't want to bust right into the family no you're gonna be crazy sporting events i think is

good too yeah what the hell yeah bringing them to a game or something bring it to a little like football game bring them to a little basketball game if If it's live, usually I feel like girls like live. It's a crazy, dumbass list. Is this just one person's crazy bitches list? Seems that way. Where does she want to go? Where does she want to go? Mini golf?

Ruth's Chris? She probably won't like that either. No, dude, she wants to go to Ruth's Chris or something. Huh. Restaurant charges for misbehaved children. Restaurant jewelry charging parents $50 surcharge if adults aren't able to parent. Love it. I think it should be more.

And I think if you can't control your kid, you go to the back, you clean dishes, your kid waits in a closet. Harry Potter style? Is that what they do in Harry Potter? You've never seen Harry Potter? The kid just lives in a closet? You've never seen Harry Potter? The kid just lives in a cloth. You haven't watched Harry Potter? I'm not a big Harry Potter. I've seen parts, but I'm not like a huge... No, I'm

not like up to speed on Harry Potter. You hate kids, yeah? Yeah. I like dogs. You hate fat kids, too. No, I prefer a kid to be fat than skinny. Why? They're more funny when they're fat, aren't they? Yeah, poke them in the belly button. Like a pill spray yeah gotcha tickle tickle tickle got your belly button

um fair influencer doesn't want to ruin brand by taking pictures with tana mojo and shisha paid his podcast in a mojo said a huge influence was out with her all out with all friends who were taking a picture with tana but the influencer refused to get in the picture saying it wasn't good for their brand Tana said the same to call them blacko trunk asking what the plans are who is this this is got to be um who's the good looking soccer player soccer player who used to be in your house Josh Noah Beck no back no like yeah he said that's my guess that's a dave that's a good guess thank you yeah that is a good guess i wouldn't have even thought of that but that's a really good guess thank you i don't even think that guy drinks though but he goes out oh yeah true

the blackout doesn't doesn't follow with the blackout thing yeah after the clip began to gain traction with people believing it was alex errol tannins and i was alex and so the two have pictured together alex would also be a good guest because she has the new pr agency who's very careful with her image yeah but she's blackout drunk all the time on on the internet yeah but you don't want to be blackout with tana you think oh it's a different it's a different thing all right because there's there are there are different types of like drunks you can portray on the internet you can portray like that i had a fun time oh i got a little too drunk or you can be like trashy drunk you know right not saying no she's she's got the trashy vibe to her tana for sure she knows that yeah but alex earl does the same shit she gets blackout

drunk and like throws up everywhere everywhere and there's food everywhere. That's like her brand. That's why I didn't even think it would be Alex Earl when people were commenting it because they have the same brand. Interesting. I feel like Tana's gotten less trashy. Is that just me?

Yeah, she's coming into herself, I guess. I feel like I've seen less trash circulating around Tana's name i love how your dog just it's like he don't care he's wearing that's the best thing about dogs he's like oh whatever i gotta it's a halloween costume see you threw that on a kid stop imagine imagine a kid with that thing would be crying get it off non-stop he already fell this guy already fell sleep uh bff's corner she josh jesus upcoming sketch show so you spent a shit ton of time on this right yeah so much time but it's it kind of sucks because we're having to

push back the date from november 7th why so this like i love that you guys put this on the sheet little promo thanks guys but um yeah sadly i gotta push it till after i'm gonna have to push it till after january like that's long time away so long it's because of it's because of like there's like a couple things that went into it we i also feel like it was the best move to probably do but we were still wrapping up on filming some of the last like three four sketches kind of uh this week and we were gonna start releasing the first sketch episode in seven days so it was like we just didn't want to run into a problem where we were promising videos on a weekly basis and didn't have all the content done and then something come up where like

there's a location problem or like someone gets sick on set or something like that and then on top of that as well caa saw the um uh saw the sketch show like got to see the first episode um and they really want to get behind it and like bring it out a little bit before we release it too so they wanted the strike to end so that they can you know then go talk to studios about it because you're not allowed to do that right now got it okay a couple things so it's a revisit i i yeah skipped ahead and i did this i don't know you see it but brie calls see a mummy yeah mummy i've always called her mummy okay um. I have. We can call back to my pod. Dave, what are you thinking here?

You think she's stealing this from Taylor Swift? There's only one mother, and that's Taylor Swift. Is mother what her fan base calls her, or is it just you? No, fan base. What do you think? I'm the weirdest dude on the planet? The fan base calls. Yeah.

The fan base, not just me. Nice. You think i'm rolling around by myself calling a mother and nobody else's no yeah that's her name to all i did think that at the start that's why because i never thought remember josh was like why do you call her mother you totally thought that he was just calling her mother too right that's crazy oh that's why i was weirded out by it at the start. I don't know what that says about you guys, what you think about me, that I'm running around being the only one in the world

calling me mommy. But it ain't good. Well, because when you love someone, you call them mommy, so I thought you were doing that. No. I thought it was like, I thought it was a reach.

I thought it was like you were going for a good joke or you were going for one of your, I don't know, sayings or whatever it is. And it was just like oh that one missed i thought it just missed all of them uh that's crazy dave doesn't understand 0.5 pictures i know this is i was on the road and i've noticed lately when people come up for to me for pictures like i'm getting you know my like all right let me get my like smile

face and before I know it they've taken a picture backwards on me what the fuck was that I've been 0.5 for years yeah they point that's what Austin said yeah I've been like the queen of 0.5 so what do they practice to know I'm like how the fuck do you even know we're in frame well because if you do 0.5 you can get your whole surroundings and you and it makes your arm it's basically a selfie stick got it but with a human arm it's got it's like a fish eye yeah like a fish eye lens yeah it's crazy because i got in the car it's like i'm gonna start to like wait do you have your do you have your phone right now yeah can you try to take one right now what do i have to put it on something yeah put it on okay so open up your camera well

the camera we can teach everyone 0.5 if they don't know. And then you see those numbers? Swipe to the left where it says 1x, go to 0.5. Yeah. And then how do I take the picture? And then turn it around and press your volume button. I think all three of you should probably take one. Yo, I got it. I shut my...

That shit's fire. You shut your phone off? What just happened? Don't click the lock button. Click the volume button. And you only need one hand, really. I guess I should go from this side where my lighting is. Oh, I.5'd it.

How's it look? We'll put it in the pot. Yeah, everyone want to send me theirs. I didn't.5 it. Yeah, it looks okay, I guess. I didn't.5 it. Did you smile? I know.

No. Oh, smile then. I didn't know what was fucking going on give a little smile i just sent it okay all right sadie crawl says bfs haunts her city crawl coming to tiktok day reactor halloween costume saying the bff uh episode's still a haunt sir i don't think it really haunts her why why would it who said that yeah i don't i don't know maybe she was nervous i think playing brie uncut in austin bring grace have their shirt had their third live show in austin last week with ken yurik yes we did who can you who's ken you're uh she's a tiktoker it was it

was good how'd it go yeah it was really good next tour stop is nash week. Congrats. When? When? Next Thursday. We wouldn't be there by then. Yeah, it was potentially going to be there later in the week. BFF's Halloween costume. Any fans dressed up as BFFs? Good, good, good.

Silvana tried to... Halloweeneen i did this video i saw like veggie chips sitting on our counter and i was like what are these sylvana's like oh we're giving out veggie chips for halloween it's like over my fucking dead body we are i actually went to cvs today clean the place out of candy bars to the point you would have thought it was like stand up at the appall the people at the register were going hand they're like why are you buying all this why don't you just buy little stuff wait are you are you full sizer of course dude those are the best houses to go yeah I want my house to be the house the full size of house on their phone being like this dude has full bars I want that reputation. That's sick.

But then you say you hate kids, Dave. That's such a kid lover move. Kid lover move. No. Maybe not my wisest choice of words. I like to be cool. Listen, I don't hate kids. He's just a cool guy that gives out full-size candy bars.

I hate kids when they behave badly. I don't like badly behaving kids. Who likes badly behaving kids. I don't like badly behaving kids. Who likes badly behaved kids? I don't know. Parents give a free card. That's why I like the penalty in restaurants and all that. Fair enough. All right.

That's this episode of BFFs.