BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - TRIXIE MATEL RATES THE BFFS IN DRAG — BFFs EP. 130

Episode Date: May 18, 2023

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What's up, yo? How we doing? Oh, you know, just in drag in the morning. Trixie, you're cutting quite the picture here. I can't even tell what your eyeballs are. Oh, good. That's what we want. I never want anybody to get too comfortable. You know what I mean?

That's a goal. Yeah. Alright so welcome to the show. We have Trixie Mattel. Thank you for having me. Yeah this was, Brie is a big fan. Yes I'm a fan Trixie. You're doing your makeup as we go. Well. I gotta move this computer so I can see what's going

on because it looks like Trixie's up to tricks. Can you turn my shit up a little? There we go. Okay, so Trixie Martell, welcome. Instagram, 3 million. Twitter, a million. YouTube, 1.8. TikTok, 1.7.

So all the way across. Now, Trixie Martell or Brian Furcus is 33-year-old. You look like a typical Milwaukee person when I think of it. Yeah, when you think of a normal Midwestern guy, you picture this, right? Yeah, exactly. So Trixie's Native American comes from, uh-oh, am I going to pronounce this right? The Ojibwe tribe? Ojibwe.

Not bad. And you're a skinny legend. I don't know what that means. Well, it's just like when you're really iconic and incredibly thin, you know what I mean? Is that really? Yeah. I mean, it's just it's more of a state of mind, really. Like it was something people would say on Twitter about like Mariah Carey.

They'd be like, she's a skinny legend. So I think if you're just a female, you know, front facing icon, I think people just call you skinny as sort of like a you don't actually have to be skinny to be a skinny legend it's just like a word okay like you're a skinny legend dave really yeah yeah dude you go on your hot walks you're an icon in the morning yes yeah dave we've all seen you walking fuck i'll take it i'm a skinny legend i feel like i'm getting fat but if you can be fat or and still still skinny legend, I'm down with that. Fine. Oh yeah. It has nothing to,

it also do with mental like state of mind has nothing to do with real body or anything. Okay. Yeah. I'll take that. Sounds like compliment. Thank you guys. Skinny legend,

Dave Fortnight. I may even put that my, uh, like bio, my avatar. Um, okay. So how you got your name?

Trixie tells name has a deep backstory. When Trixie was growing up, she had an abusive stepfather. They'll call her Trixie when she was acting too feminine gay or emotional years later trixie by the way trixie just so you know i read like what our producers say it doesn't mean it's factual it could be they're wrong a lot so if i'm saying stuff that's like that's bullshit just be like that's totally bullshit yeah you can just shut it down and give us the truth okay great i will yeah so years later tricksy was in the rocky heart picture show at the oriental theater where she played a drag roller with the name of tricksy um she got her last name mattel

because of her affinity with dolls and children toys all that's true okay this question if you had to rename me i mean it's a great name why would you ever rename yourself um if i had to rename myself um you know in the beginning i was just trixie i only ended up going with mattel because at the time you know a lot of drag queens have names that are parodies of like brands or they like you know spoof celebrity names or like you know you could be sharon stoned let's say right yep or you could be I could have just as easily been like Trixie Hasbro or something right I mean but at the time you guys remember I don't know maybe I'm a little old here on Facebook how old are you 30 did I say 33 33 yeah so I'm way

you used to have to have a last name in order to create a Facebook so if you were Cher or Madonna you'd have to put like Smith or something and And I was just Trixie for like years. And then I was like, well, I don't have a last name, but if I, since I don't have parents and I think the character is sort of a toy, what's like a toy company name that I could like spoof. And I just pulled Mattel because that was the creator of America's favorite 11 and a half inch fashion doll. But I guess if I had to do it all over, I probably, I sometimes fetishize

just being tricksy like in the beginning i was just tricksy and it was kind of kind of nice to have one name i'm trying to think yeah you're like a superhero if you have one name if you can say one name you're known by that one name that's like next level that's what you want right you know it's like share i like the example you use for Cher. Yeah, or like when someone's Twitter, like Wendy Williams, her Twitter is probably just Wendy. That's cool. So my dream would be to slowly turn back into just Trixie. That would be my dream. How often are you Trixie?

I'm in drag like five days a week. How long on those days are you in drag? Is it like a whole day thing? Is it like five hours of the day sometimes, two hours of the day? How is that? Yesterday, I got in drag at like 11, started getting makeup on, and I was in makeup until like 9. I mean it's pretty regular for me to be in drag for like eight hours because I have my show with Katya, and we have our Netflix show, Trixie Motel, the podcast, the YouTube channel. So I'm in drag filming all the time.

the podcast the youtube channel so i'm in drag filming all the time do you feel like it's a do you feel like it's a different like do different parts of your personality come out when you're tricksy versus not or like do you find you act the same no matter what like or is there a sense of confidence i guess when you are in tricksy like what is that like i would say out of drag, I am more like a normal person. So I'm just a bald white guy who just wants to like, I don't know, get Uber Eats and stare at the wall, you know, like very normcore. I would say if you saw me walking around a grocery store, you wouldn't think that person's a professional drag queen. You would think that's someone's uncle who's used the word fag before. I look like someone's homophobic uncle. That's someone's uncle who's used the word fag before. I look like someone's homophobic uncle.

But in drag, it's very heightened and bouncy. And I think as Trixie, I have more of an interest in reaching for the joke. And you play it more like the character. And I guess after 15 years, the character really is different than the person, I think. I mean, here it says you aspire to be one of the most made-up people in the world. Made-up, like, makeup. I mean, this is... I mean, do you guys think I could fit more makeup on my head? Probably not.

Would you, like, ever wear that, Brie? Would you ever wear that makeup, like, the eye stuff for, like, real? No, that's drag. I mean, if I wanted to do drag, I would wear that. Yeah, I mean, this is based on like sort of an exaggeration of like a makeup look that could be on a real woman's eye. A real woman could wear a little bit of black liner and some makeup in the crease. This is just, you know, this is the Muppets 4D Marvel Cinematic Universe version. Do you do your own drag still every day or do you have someone do it now? Oh, no, I do all my own.

Oh, my gosh. How long does it take? take not long today i got ready in like 90 minutes oh wow that's crazy that's and i say that it takes silvana 90 minutes my girlfriend like just get ready well think if you're like a if you're like a rock star what do you put on a t-shirt and maybe brush your teeth that's all you have to do and then if you're like a super diva, like let's say you're Mariah or J-Lo or something, it probably takes hours. But because I do myself, I just put on like an episode of The Office or something and I just like, I just bang it out. You also have your own brand of cosmetics called Trixie Cosmetics. So like when I say normal, like people are buying that like Brie or normal women not to get dressed up. It is just normal makeup, right?

Yeah, I mean there's not that many drag queens in the world. 0.0000001% of people have ever even had a wig on. The people who buy Trixie Cosmetics, it's teachers, librarians, moms. It's a lot of normal people. I used to live in Boston in back bay down the street from like a super famous drag place like are you thinking of jocks yes so i lived on that street is that still open right yeah jocks is still open katya who i actually do a lot of my comedy with that was her bar originally she lived in the apartment above it yeah so i lived literally like 50 yards away

from jocks it was i don't want to say eye opening i didn't realize when i moved in there was a drag bar like a stone's throw away so the first night that hit it was like well this is an interesting neighborhood yeah you're probably just out you're like walking your dog and you see drag queens outside smoking you're like what kind of neighborhood is this yeah that's exactly what happened well that bar has been there so long that area of boston it's like theaters financial buildings and that one building that's jocks they've owned it so long it's sort of like a random small building that's downtown yeah yeah it is i mean like i said yeah i was very close to that same street you ever even seen a drag show overnight what's that i said you ever go in and get a drink

at the bar no i never went in but i mean there was always it bachelorette parties and stuff it wasn't you know it all sorts of people once once you figure it out there are people all over the place it was a normal place that people went a lot a lot of bachelorette parties and that type of thing you'd see there all the time yeah like a drag brunch those are fun yeah yeah um would you ever do that brie don't like if trixie invited you'd be like come come to drag i mean yeah sure but i think it i feel like drag is more guys dress up in drag right it depends i would say like 99% of people who do drag are probably male. They have day jobs as a man. They're a person. And then they dress up at night. But then, of course, there's women who do drag. There's less, I would say, but there are women.

I thought it was like a performance thing. Like when you go to a bachelorette party, the bachelorette may get in there. But I could be totally wrong because i don't know no we usually don't want that if some bachelorette gets on stage that music comes to a screeching halt we throw that bitch outside yeah all right so i would attend i have i'm learning quite a bit about drag culture yeah it's never it's never a good rest any drag queen will tell you when you start to see a bridesmaid get a little over confident like she's gonna rush the stage you're like oh god it's gonna be one of those nights if somebody puts on shania man i feel like a woman that white lady from the suburbs is gonna bum rush the stage and i'm gonna have to you know what i mean get her out yeah uh but you know drag queens are also part-time bouncers so

queen of the universe season two of queen of the universe premiering friday june 2nd on paramount uh it's an international drag singing competition where international drag kings compete to win the title Queen of the Universe 250K. Trixie, you're judging the show alongside Mel B. Michelle Visage? Yes, Michelle Visage is the judge. She's a judge of Drag Race, and she also was in the group Seduction, the girl group. And then we have Vanessa Williams. Vanessa Williams, arguably the prettiest woman who's ever lived.

Literally up close, you guys, it's like talking to a statue. She is so beautiful. It's unreal. And then now. They probably don't know who she is. Yeah, I said wow, but no idea who Vanessa is. If you go look up, she's probably, she's older than me at this point. Oh, I know who she is.

She was Miss America, I think, as well. Yeah, she was the first black Miss America. And then she was in, like, Ugly Betty. She's been in. She's been in there. Like, there. She's arguably the prettiest woman who ever. Broadway star, recording star.

You know that song, Save the Best for Last, the, like, 90s pop song? Oh, yeah. That's her. I know all about her and then now this season we have mel b we have scary spice on the judges oh that's cool which is you know i'm 33 years old like spice girls hit when i was a kid so to sit and talk to mel b every day is like so weird was it intimidating going in and like meeting everybody i mean my first cd was spice world so yeah it was like

you know it was like totally fine and she's such a they're all i mean when you realize what drag is it's what people putting on wigs and wearing sequin costumes the women in tv do that too yeah everybody in the judges panels and some fake hair and some sequins so it's really like a good kiki you know when we we root for the, but it's pretty cutthroat. Drag queen singing and they're trying to win a quarter million dollars. We have a trailer for it, I think. Let's see the trailer. Roll the tapes. Hell yes.

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Queen of the universe. New season streaming June 2nd exclusively on Paramount+. Oh, the no lip singing is so crazy because when you think of drag, you think of lip singing. So that's like totally new. Yeah, it's pretty crazy. I mean, these are people who are kind of singers their whole life. You know, they're those kids who grew up singing really well and then they started drag. So it's pretty crazy.

I mean, we're asking them to get up there and sing perfectly while in like a corset and a giant wig. And like, let's just say these bitches are earning that quarter million dollars that's for sure can i ask a question that i was told like you don't take offense to anything i don't think it's like a rude question but i honestly sometimes don't know etiquette and like oh that's a after this long and drag i've heard it all and nothing okay so are there any just perfectly straight males who are like i like to perform i'm just gonna be a drag queen but like they take that off and they're totally straight or maybe there's a lot and i don't

know that uh is that like a ridiculous question tyler perry medea tyler perry from medea oh yeah yeah but that all right well then in that way you could could you is like a guy when like dana dana carvey used to do church lady yeah so then you could be like uh the guy from who who is mrs doubtfire yeah yeah or like wayan brothers and white chicks okay um so would you say like adam sandler when he did jack and jill oh yeah i mean that's all drag the thing is especially with the news now it's like everybody's getting all swept up and like drag drag is new and it's here and it's like everybody's getting all swept up and like drag drag is new and it's here and it's coming for your children i'm like who the fuck's saying that

drag's been here forever that's what i say i'm like there's men in wigs on saturday night live every single weekend like what are you talking about it's it's a costume relax you know right so i guess that's what i'm driving at like the people you mentioned to me are kind of – whether it's a movie or a skit on SNL, whereas you have developed an entire character. But somebody could theoretically develop that entire character and it's just like a way to earn a living, right? Oh, yeah, totally. I mean I don't think most heterosexual men are interested in the abject humiliation that goes into drag. You know what I mean? And I think drag, we make it look really fun and easy.

But, of course, it's very physical and difficult. Yeah, I don't think it's easy. But if someone said, hey, Dave, you're going to be like Davey Poppins and you can make $100 million being like a drag, I'd be like, fucking throw the makeup on. What do I fucking care? Right, exactly. I mean, it's like anything. It's like, at its distilled point, it's just a performance art. It's the same as doing stand-up or singing or being in a band or anything like that.

It's just performing. I just happen to take a little longer to get ready. What is this Trixie Motel? You had a show on Discovery Plus around renovating a motel in Palm Springs called Trixie Motel. You just pinked it out. Yes. I have a show. Discovery Plus where I'm renovating a motel in Palm Springs called Trixie Motel. You just pinked it out. Yes. So I have a show. Now it moved to HBO Max.

It's called Max now. And it's a show where I bought a $2 million motel in Palm Springs and put a half million dollars into the renovation. And I turned a 1950s kind of dump hole in the wall to an absolute fucking paradise that is flawless in every way it's the most amazing motel anyone's ever seen in their life yeah i see this all over tiktok yeah it's crazy we worked with this designer danny daisy and my partner and i and i executive produced the show and we pitched the show and we were you know made the show but the renovation you guys it's one thing to like put wallpaper in your bathroom it's another thing to take a building from the 50s that basically had a dead owl living in it, you know what I mean? And have to turn it into a vacation destination.

It was a lot. But it turned out so beautiful. It looks incredible. It's amazing. What's your favorite room in it? I have to say the O'Honeymoon Suite is really cool. All the walls are tufted uh like tufted um like fabric but the flamingo room which is like a suite is all pink and light green and very palm springs

it's really hard to pick one and then honorable mention the atomic bombshell room which is like a blue jetson's 60s space room is so cool at night when you turn the lights off we have rope lights around the room that can uh do like projection and there's like you lay in bed it's a circle shaped bed and you look up and the light above you looks like a spaceship it looks like you're being beamed up that's where you need to do you don't get that at the radisson yeah you don't get that at the super eight that's crazy what um brie how do you i know you were super excited when we got tricksy to come on the show like how do you like where do you consume tricks as content i think i found tricksy i would say on youtube is when i started watching you and then you and katya i love i love you guys together

you bounce off of each other like it's insane you would love them together both of you guys they're fucking so funny together but i would say youtube is when i found you yeah katya and i do this show called uh where we sit and talk about whatever topics and that show ends up being a lot of straight people it's called it's called yeah how do you spell that u-n-h-h-h-h it took me a few seasons to learn the spelling but that ends up because of the way the youtube algorithm works if we'll be we'll come up and you're recommended and you'll click it. And if you watch one, you'll get recommended them forever. So that's how it – me and Katya's shows, I would say 70% of the audience is heterosexual because YouTube just has such a big reach.

And comedy is universal. Funny is funny. It doesn't matter if you have a wig on. 100%. And you guys are very like dark humor, funny, it's great yeah yes i recently was told in a pitch meeting that katya and i break social protocol which i think is fancy words for act like an asshole but i think acting like an asshole is universal i won't trust anybody who says break social protocol anyways i know it sounds very fancy i was like you're giving me a lot of credit yeah i just say a lot of swear words and you know that's all so you performed at stagecoach that's

sick yeah two weeks ago i performed at stagecoach the music festival i was the last act of the evening you guys it was so traumatizing because oh my gosh you're the last one yeah but they were like you're the 11 20 act and just so know, that's where usually the headliner finishes and they all walk over to your stage. Oh my gosh. Headliner ran over by an hour. So I only had maybe, I don't know, maybe a thousand people in the audience, which is totally lovely.

Love it. Love it. But at music festivals, you're used to playing for like 10, 15,000 more. Who was the headliner? It was Luke Bryan. Oh yeah. I've heard of him. Love him i've heard him love him you know uh love him of course but he went but then i i didn't then you got screwed over inherently yeah

but it's fine listen i still get paid right that's true do you think i played my little harp do you think it went well yeah i played my guitar played my harp sing my songs it was really fun i had a great time i mean with festivals like that you never. The only problem is it's in the desert. You guys, it was a hundred degrees. I'm in full drag. The sweating, the sweating, I looked like a Gatorade commercial, like wet, wet beads on my face. So I went to stagecoach, like not this, this year, but the year before. And it was like, great. What was the, what was the crowd reaction to you performing? Was it like really receptive? Like, how was that? It was fine. I mean, people, if you think of like country and folk music i would say that most

people think that the people who like country and folk music are going to be like white blonde christians but or red that's not the case or redneck all types of people like all types of music the number of like women queer people whatever and a lot of straight people what you know like i said most of my shows are like 70 straight people so and good music's good music if you fucking are killing it who cares right yeah i mean folk music is like the ultimate melting pot i mean everybody likes people with guitars yep is your dream to perform with gaga no i've never really dreamt of that um my dream has always been to like break into you know i'm used to playing pridet of that. My dream has always been to like break into, you know, I'm used to playing Pride Festival, stuff like that.

My dream has always been to like when I get to play Austin City Limits, when I get to play stagecoach, these moments where I'm in drag and I'm playing because my music, not because I'm gay. Like I got there based on the merit of my music. What's your beef with Gaga? I don't know how that couldn't be like your your oh i would like to but like i'm a i'm a little monster so like i borderline i really really i know i really really love gaga and specifically uh i know we all love her dance music i'm sorry those ballads are so fucking all of it she's so best yeah she's like the most talented performer on earth and everything plus she's not to be whatever but she's one of those artists that if the electricity went out, she would still be able to play that piano and sing.

Oh, yeah. And that type of artistry, it's like, come on. Yeah. She would sound the same. She would sound the same. I hope she doesn't hear that clip that we just said if you were on her short list of performing with her. I think I would have known by now. Yeah, fair.

Other things things we already talked about your podcast you guys on tour this is all you and am i the first drag queen you guys have ever had yeah yes first drag queen wow thank you for having me this is really you know with everything going on in the news you guys are probably gonna get kind of called pedophiles and stuff for this i know wait wait why would we be called pedos that's a whole movement right now is that is that uh drag queens are like taking the children and they're pedophiles. Wait, taking the children? Just like teaching them the wrong ways and they're like pedophiles.

It's this whole crazy propaganda. I get called – I've been called everything already a thousand million times. So that's how it went. Yeah, I mean it's all kind of dog whistling. I mean there's only one place where men in dresses fuck children and it's called church. That's facts. That's facts. that's fact oh that's exactly that's true there have been the other day i was in the hot tub and i was like i'm gonna look up has any drag queen actually ever sexually assaulted a child why do they keep saying this on the news yeah where do they get that it's not googleable anywhere it's never happened but let me just let me invite you to to look up uh sexual assault

surrounding certain church groups and you'll be very surprised oh yeah no i mean that's a huge thing this time yeah that's like the movie spotlight there but the truth is people think drag queens are like i don't know meeting up and like laying out a map of the world and talking about how we're like gonna turn your kids gay let me tell you this when i get on stage the last fucking thing i want to think about is your child. Right. Like personally, I got started in drag because I want to have a foul mouth and say horrible things in a room full of adults. That's how I feel.

I like being in adult environments, performing for adults, being disgusting and politically incorrect. But some performers, they want to put on a modest gown and read a book to a child. Some drag queens want to read to kids. That's not me. But people should have the freedom to do whatever they want. We got a Trixie doll that is for sale. We talked about this a little bit earlier, didn't we? The Trixie doll.

So we have the Trixie doll. You said it's the largest doll. I thought that's what right am i making this up in my head named herself mattel after a doll i thought she said she made a big ass like barbie but it's a tricksy doll am i making this up in my head you are making that up yeah they were talking about her last name right yeah but then i thought she said she made some like 11 inch or whatever i thought we were talking like the biggest doll in the world's only 11 inches dude i'm measuring from the base she's the biggest manufacturer of 11 inch dolls which isn't mattel the company makes barbie is it mga or whatever it is but i think that yeah i don't know all right i got fucking confused

before we started i said i was very tired. I got confused. That's fair. Anyways, tell us about the Trixie doll. Well, last year I got to make a Trixie doll with Integrity Toys, the company that made the RuPaul doll. They make dolls from TV shows, celebrity dolls. And we got to make it last year, and it was so amazing. Because I'm a toy person, so I grew up and went into my adulthood collecting Polly Pocket poly pocket and barbie

and all kinds of toys i love toys hey children love toys yes and uh i it was such a cool thing i mean to have a good action figure i mean i did a pop vinyl figurine a few years ago and that was so crazy but to have like a doll of yourself that's really was some crazy shit yeah that's what you make it. You didn't get a cease and desist or anything from Mattel? Well, this is the Trixie doll, so it doesn't say Mattel or anything on it. No, but it looks like, is that not the Barbie font? I don't think so.

Yeah, like the Trixie. I was curious. Well, it hasn't happened yet. Let's not try to make it happen. I'm trying to will it into existence. right we got a games for you tricksy loves uh make him drag names so he painted the bffs and drag oh so brie you have what this game is yeah that's what it says are you reading it okay no she wasn't reading it that's why she said what yeah yeah so tricksy loves make him drag names so he painted the bffs and drag for tricksy a name in a game called ladies and gentlemen welcome Welcome to the Stage.

So it sounds like we're going to have us as drag queens and then Trixie's going to name us. All right. This is interesting. I haven't seen what we look like. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the stage. That's me? That is so shocking. That's a bad this is baldy mcpherson you look like an alien that is terrifying that's like from the movie uh like the marsha movie

that's crazy i think i'm gonna start calling you baldy mcpherson though i kind of like baldy mcpherson like rupaul but like out of drag. No, this is Ali Opecia. Yeah, right? Ali Opecia. You know, I'm going to say you're a very beautiful woman. I don't think this photo quite does you justice. Yeah, no. I don't even understand how these are being made.

Is there like an app or something for this? Whoever made this has taken exactly one hour of Photoshop training. It's so funny. I love it so on quidditch team what's with your smile brie i don't know what's going on what's going on with the teeth bro i don't know it looks like she she just got veneers and she's showing them off yeah look like maybe like in in uh hunger games the person who's like talking to everybody on stage yeah yeah but like shave my head and i'm like falling to the right. Yeah, I like it.

Oh, this is me. Oh my god. Damn. Okay, wow. Okay, I don't feel as bad. Wow. Wow, this is kind of cool. Thanks, dude.

This is Skeleton Princess. Hey, okay, I'll take that. Yeah, you look malnourished. Because it's kind of princessy with the headpiece. But it's quite gaunt in the face. What is the B for? Am I an idiot? Well, this is a picture of a drag queen

called Bimini Bamboulash. That's who this originally is. We're learning. I feel like they made my face a little sunken in, though. Yeah, they really made you look like... That's not my exact face, Austin. We're looking at my exact face right now.

I think it's your exact face. That's just not true. They made you look like you just did like the master cleanse. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? Or you look like in Twilight when Bella is the baby is like slowly killing her and she's turning all skeletal. Yeah, that's kind of cool.

Looks like Ronald McDonald. Now this is fierce. Now this is fierce now this is fierce damn dave like a chicken wing wow i look like yeah you look like you look like a flaming hot cheeto oh you do oh god like a really sexy hot flaming hot cheeto i'll take it i like um i'm gonna say this is her her name is Miss Heat. Ooh, yeah. Bring the heat.

She looks like she would do songs about like disclosure. When a fire starts to burn or something like that, it's like all fire-themed. Yeah, yeah. I bet she can twirl a baton that's on fire or something. Yes, she has cowboy boots on for sure. She could maybe like do the fire spit. Yeah. Yeah.

Kerosene in her mouth. Yeah. Okay, now that you guys are all in drag, I have another question. Okay. If you had to do a drag show tonight, you had to do a song. What song are you lip syncing to? What's the one that you know inside out? Like, are we performing together?

No, individuals. Brandy. Probably Brandy or Fine Girl. Oh, Brandy. Love that. Probably Jolene. Jolene. Yeah. I Ooh, Brandy. Love that. Probably Jolene. Jolene Goodman. I'll do Billie Jean.

Love that. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. These are smart choices because the audience will know it. Yeah. And once drunk people start singing, your job is pretty much over. Yeah.

You know what I mean? You just got to get them rowdy. Just let them sing. Yeah. Exactly. You just walk around and take money. Yeah. That's the best part of doing drag is this shit.

Yeah. Give me a dollar. I don't think anyone would come to my drag show. No, I don't know if anyone would come to mine either. I used to say that too and look at me now. I think I'd put ass in seats. I would be the bad guy. Once you do drag once, you might get stuck doing it.

Don't ask me how I know. That's fair. This might be made. So we're going through now the headlines of the week. We just talk about them. It's just riff off of it. Trixie, you're more than welcome to stay and go through these if you like. Or if you have to announce, we won't take offense.

Whatever you want to do. No, I want to hear the local news. Okay. All right. You can face the intensity with Takis, the most intense snack ever. Takis makes the best and most intense snacks like the Takis Waves, Kettles, Hot Knotts, Takis Sticks, Takis Pops, and Takis Rolls. And for the people who still want the intensity without the spice, you've got to try their Intense Nacho, the first non-spicy Takis flavor.

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all week to figure out what mug i'm gonna bring on this week you know um so this week i actually forgot to bring on a mug really sad really. Really disappointing. Is that the chive? Keep calm and carry on? Yeah, it's keep calm and canary on, though. Canary on. Do you even like birds? Yo, I'm a big bird guy. Okay. Blue jays.

I am too. I like blue jays. I like... Do you guys bird watch? I like swans. Cardinals are magnificent. Cardinals are magnificent. Cardinals is another great bird.

Birds are cool. Yeah. Yeah, crows. Crows are underrated. Mad smart. Crows are kind of overrated. They never forget. Yeah. Yeah, crows. Crows are underrated. Mad smart. Crows are kind of overrated. They never forget a face. Never forget a face.

Vulture. Well, vulture. Morgan Wallen postpones his tour. Morgan Wallen revealed he has to cancel and reschedule the next six weeks of his tour because he re-injured his vocal cords. It was ordered by doctors to go on rest. Morgan says he's advised not to talk, but he can't. He did a video.

He's like i'm not even supposed to be talking but i will for something like this referring to his apology video um so we talked about him last week do we still believe the security guard who said he was too drunk to perform i don't know i none of this makes sense to me maybe trixie knows more with vocal cords but there's just so many tours, and you rarely, rarely, rarely, rarely hear this happening. Like on this level, somebody being like, I have to cancel it. But, I mean, who am I to tell him? Do we have the video of his apology?

Maybe we can hear his voice. It was pretty basic. Are they canceling or are they postponing? Postponing, I think. Okay, because if you cancel, you have to refund. If you postpone, you can push it a year, let's say, and you don't have to start refunding. Yeah, so heing rescheduling the next six weeks yeah i mean i get it supposed to go i mean singing on the weekends is very different than five days a week i mean but it's just like

there's so many people who tour and you rarely hear that happen no i get it i mean when i'm on tour i basically have to do vocal rest all day so that at night i can you know can scream and talk for hours yeah so maybe it's a combo who knows i think it's a combo i bet i bet the other part is the public pressure probably wants to do their best and if they're not going to do their best they're probably then i don't want to go you know what i mean taylor swift calls out her security guard because they were being rough i guess with their fans let's see what i haven't seen this clip yet. Such a queen move by Taylor. By the way, I am going with Frankie Pirelli invited me Friday night.

He had two extra tickets to his suite at MetLife. Wow, Dave. Are you bringing Silvana? Silvana's going. Yeah, Keegs kind of got frozen out. Damn. Yeah. Let's see the clip.

I love Taylor Swift, by the way. Wasn't doing anything. Oh, wow. Hey, stop. Hey, stop. Mitt, I didn't see see it she's still singing the song she's such a pro looking out for a fan professional mid bad blood song too yeah i can contrast that with like when there's riots and people getting stampled on and they don't stop at all she's yelling she's orchestrating doing it all it's very drake probably would have done that too, though.

It's hard. I mean, there's so many people that these security people have such a crazy job. You know what I mean? Yeah. I feel for them. And if they do their job perfectly, nobody even thanks them because it means everything went good. Do you know what I mean? It's probably a really thankless, hard job.

For sure. For sure it is. What is going on with Taylor's fans in Philly? I guess there's a million people outside the stadium who couldn't get tickets yeah standing outside like for all three or two nights because they could hear it in the distance yeah they stayed for the whole concert that's unbelievable who else who else can do that this This also happened in Nashville. Oh, my God. They took over the whole bridge in Nashville. There was like 20,000 people out there watching her whole show each night. That's unreal.

That's crazy. She's the most famous person in the world. Do you think she's the most famous person in the world right now? No. No. In the world? Donald Trump. I think he's probably the most known person.

That's not even a discussion. But most known like most loved person well most loved and most famous well yeah like like like world leaders like putin and trump are like yeah like i would also argue that um i would argue maybe ariana or like um artists that have ariana she has more followers on instagram but i would say it's like she couldn't sell out like a paper cup right now but i mean people who let's say like bad bunny people who have music in spanish yeah you can reach the spanish-speaking markets that's a whole another level of fame yeah agreed that's true that's true yeah there's there's some artists we might not even think are that big because in America they're big. But like worldwide, you know, think of like Shakira and shit.

Yeah. Like – That was like – I met Anita in Miami and no one at the time knew who she was. But she had like 40 million followers. None in the United States. She's blown up here now. But like she's huge in her country, not here. I will say I don't know if i don't know if any artists can

get people to stand outside their concert like taylor does like that no i think taylor is i think spanish people know taylor everybody knows i think she just has one of the most diehard fan like bases in the world you know like whether or not it's the most amount of people they're the most diehards and they will ride or die for anything for taylor yeah they'll kill for her she's also been famous a long time. It doesn't seem like it, but you got to think of teenage Taylor. She's been Taylor for a long time. I used to go to her concerts in middle school.

It's amazing. Is Ben Affleck pissed at J-Lo? This video, which I did see go viral. People are all talking about it. I don't know what they're talking about. He opened the door, but we can show the video If he was mad, why would he be opening the door? Yeah, I was just about to say that Does he slam it? Yes

It's not that bad. I'm sure they got into a little argument He's mad at the guy videoing obviously. Yeah Yes. It's not that bad of a slam. I'm sure they got into a little argument. He's mad at the guy videoing, obviously. Yeah, that's what it is. And Trixie's right. Like, if you're mad, why would you open the door? Unless that's his way to get over it. Well, he gave the look to the camera guy, like, leave me alone. I feel like people really be on J-Lo and Ben Affleck's case.

Like, every single moment they have together, they're just trying to be like, oh, they're probably in an argument right now. They're probably in an argument. Yeah, they're also two like wildly famous people already had a relationship, came back to a relationship.

Yeah, but they're just preying on their downfall. I don't like that. Also, if you're married to J-Lo, you're not unhappy. You can't be. You have a lot to celebrate. Yeah.

Okay, J-Lo. You're fine. If you're married to Ben Affleck, you're doing okay selena gomez falling out with her organ donor best friend when selena gomez lupus became life-threatening and the only way to save her was by new kidney selena gomez's friend and actress fran francia reza gave selena kidney in 2017 um when selena gomez's doc came out last year many people were questioning what happened between the two of them because she wasn't mentioned it's alleged this comment was part of a rift between selena

francis dad his radio host revealed that francia was upset with selena for drinking post kidney transplant i think i'd be mad i think if i gave someone my kidney and they're like go right back to like drinking i'd be like uh i gave you my kidney let's keep it clean maybe there should be like a maybe there should be like a return policy kind of deal with a kidney you know like it's like a 90-day trial or like maybe like a 30-day netflix free trial it's like hey you fucked up give me my kidney back or they should have like agreed prior hey we're not gonna drink after right but like the kidney is out of my body and in yours, you can kind of do whatever you want. It's yours.

Yeah. Would you be mad? You stole my organ. I don't know. I mean nobody is donating organs conditionally. I mean I think it's like these people care about each other and they want each other to do well yeah i mean and i don't know any of the science behind like kidneys whether the artificial kidney or transplant is like more susceptible to drinking stuff like that so who fucking knows yeah um as my boy wanted to like what if my boy really wanted to drink and he

couldn't because of his failing kidney and he was like yo josh if you gave me your kidney we could both drink together again i'd be like damn you party with your friend that's crazy yeah i don't know about kidneys but if i borrowed somebody like a wig and they jumped in a pool without issues you know yeah exactly it's a very good analogy but i don't know if that extends to body parts i think it may uh addison ray cast and live animal friends asin ray said to join ensemble cast of live action hybrid r-rated film animal friends uh it's rumored that Asuna has been cast as one of the main characters. All right, good for her. Yeah, she's crushing.

I mean, that's a major. Tana Mongeau responds to Mads Lewis. Tana finally directly responds to Mads Lewis' comments about Tana switching up on people by saying she rides for people and that L.A. acquaintances make her laugh. So basically Tana's saying I was never that friendly with Mads. Yeah. Yeah.

Not a real friend you guys i'm not knowing celebrities is a full-time job knowing who celebrities are is a full-time job these are all like tiktok people basically okay yeah it's like yeah do you know anyone we're talking about none of them yeah so you're definitely these are all like josh's boys yeah whoa whoa tan is but you know what though famous famous um subjective you might not know somebody if you like if you don't know dry you have no idea who i am so tricksy did you have that when they're like hey you want to go on bffs where you're like what the fuck is that i'm oh i do i'm down for everything they said hey it's a show it's a bunch of they said it's a bunch of straight people i said that'd be great so you had no idea what you were walking into absolutely no idea but i go in with a positive

attitude and a desire to make people laugh and enjoy myself so what do you think like honestly are you like get me out i wish i could be in the room with you guys i really like you guys yeah it is better it's always better yeah um next Next time. Skip over that. Sports Illustrated names his 2023 cover girls. I saw Martha. First of all. Martha Stewart. Yeah, but I don't like this. Not Martha Stewart.

I don't like how Sports Illustrated now puts like 30 different issues out. I think I like you get one cover girl. If you want to make it Martha Stewart, let's do it. If you want to make it any of the other four women I'm looking at, Megan Fox, Kim Petras, Brooks Nader's do it if you want to make it any of the other four women i'm looking at megan fox kim petras brooks and ader do it but there should be one if there's 10 of them there's none of them you think they should battle to the death yes yeah like you fight you're the sports illustrated model i in the last three years we got 100 women walking around but i has to cover sports illustrated swimsuit no you weren't there are a thousand of them if there's a thousand of them, there's none of them.

Oversaturation. I feel strongly about this. No, I could tell. I think I saw a vein popping in your neck a little bit there. Robert De Niro had his seventh child at age 79. To be a man.

Yeah, not a lot of men can have children at 79, though, I don't think. I mean, you'd be surprised. I think Robert De Niro just... Strong swimmers? Yeah, he's got some olympian swimmers some michael phelps in that ball sack you know well can you can you save you can you can like bank your sperm yeah for sure for sure but i don't know this could be like 20 year old sperm who knows i i i feel like that's not what he's doing why would he want another kid at 79 oh no he just because like you're gonna die you're gonna like let's be for real you know

i'm not wishing it obviously i love robert darrow but he's gonna die when his kid hasn't even like gotten that old yet kind of thing so i don't think he probably that's sad do you know do you know something we don't you have it out for him no no no no, no, no, no, no, no. That's it? Just your no, no, no. He's old. We get it. I skipped a bunch of pages. This story is wild.

A hotel guest wakes up with toes. It's not funny, I guess, if it's true. But a hotel, but it is funny to read. A hotel guest wakes up with toes in their mouth. The manager of the Hilton Nashville has been accused of entering a guest room and sucking on their toes in the middle of the night. No, he sucks on their toes? Yeah.

Wait, the manager? Let me say at the Trixie Motel, I can confidently say we will not break into your room and suck on feet. I can confidently tell you that. Maybe some people – maybe that's a fetish hotel that you can sign up for and be like, yes, I give permission. I was going to say if I had a hotel, I mean, I would put that on the, that'd be an expensive item on the late night room service menu. Okay?

You guys, I have to jump, but thank you for having me so much. Oh, you hate us. Thank you. She does. She was like, I don't want to fucking sound like this.

This really means a lot. I really do. This means a lot, you guys. Thank you, Trixie. Thanks, Trixie. You guys have a good one. Bye. Hope your toes sucked.

Thank you. She hated us. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like she did too. That. Bye. Your toes suck. Thank you. She hated us. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like she did too. That's okay. It's okay. You win some, you lose some, right?

Not everyone can be your BFF. I think she did good though. She did good though. Yeah, but it's definitely Bree's fault though. Why? That she hates us? Well. No.

You picked a guess. Partly Bree's fault that she might hate us too though because like you're supposed to be the one that's educated on her. And me and Dave don't know a dick about her. Austin asked me months and months ago, Trixie, and I was like, yeah, that would be a fun guest. And now she's on today. Well, I don't know. I was begging for her.

No, no, no. I got a text like, Brie really wants her. This is hard to do great interviews. This was a very long time ago. I don't know Like me and Josh don't Dick about Trixie I mean I love Trixie

But it wasn't like Yeah She seems great She seems great But She doesn't know us We don't know them And now I feel weird

Cause I'm just talking about How Robert De Niro's Gonna be dead soon And it's like I'm like I don't mean to say that And make it sound weird But then she's like

Now I gotta cut This guy's fucking awful He's wish oh she did cut right after that yeah she cut right after man that's all i was thinking in my head i was like damn that's it came out wrong you know like well she said she didn't know one person we were talking about and i thought she would have because she has a bunch of youtubers on her show so i thought she would know more i think you maybe should have studied a little bit brie i, why wouldn't we all study then? Well, because – I didn't even know she was going to be on it until five seconds before. Thank you.

Me neither, Dave. Me neither. And I could read. It's like Bree really wants Trixie. It's like she's going to be our biggest episode ever. I was like, all right, fuck it. I don't know who we're talking about. What the fuck are you guys talking about?

I actually got a text a lot like that. I can show you the text too. All right. Well, you guys – That's not on me. That's on whoever fucking texted you. Bree is super hyped for this guest, Trixie. She's not on me. That's on whoever fucking texted you. Brie is super hyped for this guest, Trixie.

She's going to come in with all the details. Okay, well now you guys are making it seem like I wasn't hyped. I wanted her to come on but she wasn't like my dying Oprah.

All I'm saying is I'm sitting right beside you and it doesn't seem so hyped. For tomorrow also, would you be good with starring the part at 2.15? Brie's been wanting

him on forever. She says she thinks he'd be good to have on the headlines. I'm like, sure, quick i did i did think he was gonna she tricks he was gonna know the people on the headlines quick quick question though dave you said five seconds ago you're saying you got that text yesterday oh yeah thanks man for that what's up with that i wasn't no i stepped in the office oh yeah, I got that at 8.47 last night. All right.

So I did get it yesterday. Guys. Guys. But I mean, come on. I'm traveling. I'm all over the fucking world. I just got back. Like, Trixie, this, that.

I don't fucking care. It's like, just bring it on. But I do think generally interviews that nobody has any idea who anybody is are hard to do yeah they are yeah yeah i think um i think it was all right i don't think it was terrible i feel like we've had i just think maybe she maybe she didn't like us that much well if she could have held on for like we're already into bff's corner if she could have held on for like three more minutes she wouldn't have been like this is boring i'm out yeah and then she didn't know how long we were gonna go maybe we feel like oh this isn't that bad but when someone cuts out like that they're over you they're like yeah yeah and like nothing against

her though not her fault to be no over us we were ill-equipped yeah we were ill-equipped to come in this yeah yeah it was terrible all i had for me was my mug really yeah and she's probably what i'm on for the mug the mug of the week what the fuck is this bullshit even though it's a great segment it was the top topic on that though that was horrible yeah how is that

how is that on the Trixie sheets and not on the BFF's corner sheets it was the top of the it was the top of the headlines it's going to be the top of every headline because there's no way not to reveal it was the top of that yeah it was the top of the headlines no way to not it was it's gonna be the top of every headline because there's no way not to reveal it during the show well at the end well that's not necessarily last week at the end i very much said wait and did it at the

end it was on the episode the whole time the reveal yeah yeah this is this is we've been, we got fucked by Austin and Deb this episode. All right, guys, quick commercial break. So Cerebral is a 100% online mental health service that offers therapy and medication management for anxiety, depression, insomnia, stress, burnout, and more. So Cerebral is here for anyone who's looking for help with their mental health. No matter where you are in your journey, Cerebral helps people with anxiety, depression, stress, insomnia, and more. So if you feel like you're expecting burnout or processing a major life event, Cerebral is care that's ready for you. It's 100% online. You take a brief questionnaire and you can get matched to a care team based off of your needs and preferences. So through the Cerebral app, you can schedule your sessions,

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by going to Cerebral.com slash BFF. That's Cerebral.com slash BFF for 50% off or more of your first month of therapy by going to Cerebral.com slash BFF. That's Cerebral.com slash BFF for 50% off or more of your first month of therapy. So for quality mental health care that's accessible and affordable, make sure you join Cerebral today. BFF's Corner. Brie at the ACMs. Brie attended the American Country Music Awards hosted by Dolly Parton. There's a picture with this guy. He's famous, right, Bri? Oh, my gosh. He's like the whole reason I wanted to go. Yeah, that's Zach Bryan.

Who is he? He's Zach Bryan. He's a country singer. He's fucking awesome. He's awesome. You'd probably like his music, Dave, I think. Okay. I like the dress.

Look good, Bri. Thank you. Oh, my revival. Did he play that song? He didn't play any songs I thought maybe he had one little performance there He won an award but he didn't have a Did you go with your boyfriend?

No, I brought my producer What's up with this Dave? It's a work thing No it wasn't a work thing was it? You just said you wanted to go last week Well no I got invited to make content content and go okay so you made content yeah dave's like trying to put you in a trap right now always no i was always up with that dave i know animosity from you lately i feel like you're not on team brie yeah i'm always team brie well i don't know it's

like you're trying to it's like you're trying to trap her in something with her boyfriend i feel like i'm looking with the hands i not going to help any of that. I'm looking where the hand placement is. That's all. What do you mean? Oh, it's hovering, though. He has a girlfriend that's beautiful and gorgeous. Okay, great.

Okay, cool. So I'm making sure we're all on the same page. Yeah, we're all on the same page. Yeah. Lived on in Markel, Washington, and reconciled while Briz, ACM seems to live down Markel Washington reunited. Why is this bad for you? Pretty. No, I was thinking that was looking at the next page.

Did you see live in Markel? I snapped this photo. I snapped this photo. Oh, shit. So you were like a secret op. I was a secret op. What were they saying? Were they like, hey, I said hello to you.

And the other person was like, no, you didn't. It was. Yeah. Oh, that's what it was. They were like that. This is their first time seeing each other since the bffs all the shit okay so what what actually did happen i think they i think they made up and that's good livy was very sweet and markel was he was very civil and uh i think i think maybe they squashed and they buried the hatchet good

for them good yeah yeah this is crazy this next one ste he gives brie van cleef bracelet brie went on stein he's podcast and he gifted her a 4500 bracelet yeah i mean that's on him i was like why are you doing that but i took it why right the the nels guys what they do sometimes i don't get like it's just a weird fucking thing to do no yeah. Yeah. Um, I mean, I don't care if you have some $500. Like, I don't care if you have unlimited money. Like, why would you buy somebody that it was like,

it was, it was part of a bit. It was like, he does, um, he does sketches or skits in between his podcast. And like he, a jeweler came in with like a bunch of watches

because his thing is like to flex and then like they put it on me and then at the end he was just like thanks for doing the pod i'll just you can have it strange um it was great stein's good guy he's a big dave fan too yeah i knew that i think he tried to work here somebody told me back in the day like that we were like a dream job is i don't know i still think i still think it's strange to do that like strange for steiny to do it or strange for brie to accept it no i think we have to i i no i think you have i don't know it was like on the pod and he was like you can have it and i was like yeah okay but i'm team brie but i'm team brie nobody all right all right i i wouldn't like my girlfriend wearing a 4500 dollar bracelet for some random guy she does have it on right now my boyfriend thought it was funny though and it was like he's not he's not threatened by it because it's me and stony

are friends right i it doesn't matter i just't. It's a weird thing. To me. Good for your boyfriend. Sounds very secure, and you're secure. So to each their own. It would bother me. Shut up. I did listen to her. She's okay.

She reminds me a little of Nicki Minaj. It's not my type of music. Okay, that's fair. She reminds you of Nicki Minaj, eh? A little bit. Huh. Like the music? Yeah, I don't really think so. Well, I'm not some rap expert.

I listen to like six songs. Right. She's okay. I don't... I didn't add any of them to my Spotify playlist. I like... You know, I suppose she has some good songs, but I feel like you can't put her on Nicki level yet.

Well, she had one of the songs I listened to. They were together. Yeah, yeah, sure. But that's different if they do a little collab. She's on the come up and Nicki is showing love. But Nicki is the gold female rapper. I don't think there's anyone. Are you Barb?

I mean, I don't think there's anyone better than Nicki Minaj for female rap, right? I didn't know you were Barb. Come on. That's what I'm saying all right i don't take offense to it all right all right cool just study better next time our spit and chicklers chicklets uh josh and our sandbagger video is by the time this airs will be out oh finally yet yeah yeah been waiting for this one right i'm a little nervous apparently austin said they actually made me look worse in the video at golf than I did on the course.

Which is like, how is that possible? Yeah, you were way better than me. That's true. I was way better than you. Yeah, I was horrible. Oh, so you guys are going to look really bad. Yeah, yeah. I probably shot like 105 or something crazy like that.

I get days like that where I just can't hit a ball at all. It was one of those days. Bad shoulder day? It wasn't bad. can't hit a ball at all. It was one of those days. Bad shoulder day? It wasn't bad. Sometimes I don't golf at all. I either can hit it or I can't. When I show up, this is a can't day. Well, it was also like, let's talk about how there were 100 mile per hour wins.

It was like we were golfing behind a jet engine every single time. The balls would just fall off the tee in the mid-swing. Men with their excuses. Well, no. It was honestly a horrible day. I had the least amount of fun I've had in seven years. It was awful. It was that bad?

Yeah. It actually was, Brandon. It was super crazy. I'm just in the car with Dave trying to have a good time. Dave was like, fuck my life. Fuck everything. This club sucks. I want to kill myself.

We woke up super early. It was freezing cold. There was 90 mile per hour winds. I couldn't hit it. It just sucked. I think both our first drives actually went maybe a combined 50 yards off them. Were the other golfers hitting it off?

Were they? It was Whitney and B they? Whitney is a scratch golfer. Nobody played great. So it was the worst day of everyone's life. Yeah. With the shoulder surgery. Fans set the shoulder surgery record straight

after Dave said he would be paralyzed by a shoulder surgery. Fans set the record straight on how common shoulder surgery is. One fan's 91-year-old grandmother even had it. I don't believe it. There's all sorts of surgeries. I'll get the fucking Jets doctor on here next time,

and we'll fucking handle this. Okay. What shoulder surgery do you need specifically? Because I want to hear it now before the Jets doctor comes on. Total replacement. Total replacement. Oh, bionic shoulder. So is that like you have a metal shoulder now kind of thing?

I think they, I don't know. They put in a new ball and a socket. It could be metal. How do you go to like the airport? You probably get buzzed. Damn. It's not worth it. Keep the bum shoulder.

I went viral for calling a guy out in the airport. I almost felt bad for a second, but I really didn't. It was just, I videoed him yesterday. It was yesterday. He was just on speakerphone. Like he, I also think that's insane. It's crazy.

And people like he's old. He wasn't that old and he had nothing wrong with him. He was just being inconsiderate. Oh, did people just think he was old because he had a bald head? Yeah.

He was like, not that old. So I had people like, he may have like Parkinson's dementia. He's old. He can't hear his phone's broken. No, this guy just didn't give a fuck. So, um, like not that old. So people like he may have like Parkinson's, dementia. He's old. He can't hear. His phone's broken. No, this guy just didn't give a fuck.

So that's that. You know what's going on here, which I almost texted you guys. What did you almost text us? Our boy there, his new alcohol blackout. Oh, Bryce. How the hell does Bryce think he's going to get away long term with having an alcohol drink called Blackout? Oh, you just mean because of the branding being like promoting Blacking out. But he's like everything I say, like, oh, but drink responsibly.

Like, I live in a world with like high noon and the shit we do. You can't blink. Like, it's so regulated regulated they're so scared of everything and he's out here with a drink called blackout crazy to me like crazy to me i guess they maybe they're like what's the worst thing that happens we get shut down but wild move by price do you think do you think that that is something that they could shut down it just being called blackout yes yeah. Huh? Yes. I guess it is crazy, right?

Like, the amount of laws around, like, alcohol is ridiculous. It's insane. Especially when, like, you're promoting on social media and whatnot, too. I couldn't even, like, have a high noon until I was 25. Like, to kids. Like, to... Crazy. I mean, like, I hope it goes well for him, obviously.

Like, I'm rooting for him. Yeah, I just can't believe the name. Yeah. I'm pretty sure it's been doing pretty good, actually, is what I've heard. Yeah. This is what he told me. It's been doing quite well to start.

Good. Yeah, hopefully he has no problems with it. If you don't want to black out, try the pirate water. If you don't want pirate water? Try high noon. Although a little of those are more on the blackout end of things. Yeah. I did get your trunk that you sent me, Bree.

Oh, you got the trunk? Yeah, why didn't you send me that? I actually didn't put you on the list, so I'm surprised they sent that to you. Yeah, it's this heavy package that I can't promote anyways. It's like, what? Now I just got to fucking get rid of it. Maybe it was for Silvana. No, it says my name on it.

Oh, I don't know that's oh because you can't promote it because of high noon yeah correct yeah yeah i would have rather sylvana have it yeah all right uh that's the show oh watch um make sure everyone watches oh yeah verified finale this thursday that's why josh is in new york with me yep live show awesome yeah and thursday what time 9 p.m eastern time okay eastern time all right yeah who just got slammed for showing something really late the nhl right with the oilers yeah they did a hockey game at 10 p.m eastern time switch with baseball yeah it was game seven they start at 10 p.m edmonton and uh crazy move when you're trying to grow this vegas

fucking hockey dude crazy move but whatever crazy move