BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - WE ARE HUNGOVER AND ANGRY - BFFs S2 Ep 6

Episode Date: February 13, 2025

On Today's episode, Brianna and Josh recap their week in New Orleans while being extremely hungover and exhausted. Bri and Josh then go through their lists of things that make them angry so they can release their anger out at a rage room. (There are two very difference vibes going on throughout this episode) 1:00 INTRO 00:10 NOLA RECAP 18:20 WHAT MAKES US MAD 53:15 RAGE ROOM Subscribe to the podcast now: https://barstool.link/3m4Q0Fq Check out the BFFs Social Media Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bffspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/BFFsPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bffspod Follow Josh Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/joshrichards/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@joshrichards?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/JoshRichards Follow Brianna Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/briannalapaglia/?hl=en TikTiok: https://www.tiktok.com/@briannachickenfry?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/bchickenfry?lang=en Check out Barstool Sports for more: http://www.barstoolsports.comYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod

Hey, BFF listeners, you can find us every Wednesday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. Yo, what is up everyone? Welcome back to the BFF's podcast. Make sure you guys tap that bell, subscribe and like the video. Yes. I guess I kind of took it all. You did.

Well, let's get into that. Let's go. Let's get my action. Are you crying? It hurts so bad. Are you dissociating? Yeah. Eyes are watering. My voice I where'd she go? I lost her Who my voice? Oh?

Always gained 15 pounds. That's terrible. That's not a good day for any woman What I don't know I just assumed that would be a bad day for any woman right those aren't pajamas these aren't pajamas Thereby I just assumed that would be a bad day for any woman right those aren't pajamas. These aren't pajamas They're by I Don't know I'm not gonna read that right now my head hurts too bad, but it's pretty cool They're nice and they're comfy. This was the time to wear them. They look good I I have my pajamas on and Josh walked up and I was like, oh my god I'm about to buy pajamas on but we don't do the closest thing. I got to pajamas. Did you sleep in them? No, no. God, I'm about to have my pajamas on, but we don't. They're the closest thing I got to pajamas. Did you sleep in them?

No. Well, you look great. Welcome to BFFs. Thank you. I'm glad to be here today. Yeah. This is our what day? Last day on earth.

It feels like we've been in New Orleans. Am I saying that right, New Orleans? Yeah, a little bit of a weird accent, but you're saying it right. Okay. We've been in New Orleans? Yeah a little bit of a weird accent, but you're saying it, right? We've been in New Orleans for seven days No, I have no you haven't you got here Sunday and tomorrow's Sunday So that's not seven right, but that's almost seven you acted like I was out of my mind for saying that Well, usually a week is pretty easy to tell. No, it's felt like 30 weeks here. Yeah, it felt too long. I actually woke up this morning and I texted a nurse saying,

I think I need to be put on dialysis. My liver's gone. It said, see you later. I'm not coming back. See, out the door on Bourbon Street. I came home last night and it stayed out. I really, I agree. I stayed out. I really I agree. I like actually agree.

I feel like my insides are like caving in. Look at my socks from my shoes last night. That's disgusting. My shoes fell apart. My feet hurts. I've been wearing six inch stilettos on cobblestone walking around like a maniac. I actually didn't drink yesterday. No, but you we did. Well, I did have a couple, but I had three.

Yeah. You had a few drinks. I had a few drinks, but we thought last night was going to be the craziest night and we were going to go hard. Yeah. No, I'm, I'm done going out though. I think. Well, you have a lot of parties to attend tonight, buddy. Yeah, I know. And I have to be at one for at least 90 minutes. I think. Which one? I think it's sports illustrated for Celsius. Oh, did you know what illustrated supermodel?

Yeah, I've mentioned that Sports you actually never texted me when my cover came out and Dave did I? Didn't text you I thought me and Chris texted you in a group chat. Mm-hmm. Maybe maybe I'm wrong though I and I didn't and that's a bad friend move Yeah, it was bad friend behavior, but we were hanging out with our third best friend last night. Yeah Yeah, which is Dave Portnoy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that was good. That was cool It was fun to see I haven't seen him in a club since we went to 11 with him

I was about to say that to is very much like oh my gosh, it's a flashback to three years ago I know and Austin was in the club, oh my gosh, it's a flashback to three years ago. I know, and Austin was in the club. Yeah, vibing with us. Having a blast. All right guys, quick commercial break. So Ghost Energy is fully transparent, fully loaded, feel good energy.

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Well, you know, obviously I'm hanging out with you, but they didn't know. My ex-boyfriend, the one that shall not named. Okay is staying on the street in a house. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah wild I'm like terrified what happens if we run into him? And then you'll probably bump shoulders Like what would you say do you think he would try to beat you up? No Don't think he would try to beat me up what is he gonna do punch me in the shin no no he would maybe he'd have one of his like security

guard I don't know what I would they would beat me up too I don't think I don't think you'd want that why would he want that that's like the worst idea ever on top of everything Then just like beat the shit out of you add that into that. Yeah, that would be terrible I'll be not a good look for him. No, I think he's probably just coming out of all that Like I feel like the last people of you know, people kind of sadly always like forget and move on right? So like I would just be a terrible decision. Yeah No, I'm just hoping I don't run into him.

But we've been going pretty hard. I guess we could recap a little bit. This is like our New Orleans recap. And then we have, and then we have the Rage Room in this episode. Nice, very two different levels of energy that are gonna be going on in this video. Yeah, very, very different.

So, so different. The lowest of the low. Okay, what's been your favorite part about New Orleans so far? Gosh my favorite part probably the the locals and the food I'd say I mean I feel like everyone you meet down here There's that like southern hospitality, right which I love and Then yeah, I think I just I love Cajun food. I love like different kinds of food I love trying new things. So like have an alligator was cool. I feel like I haven't stopped talking about it Jay in your ears that sounded yucky

You got okay and everyone knows that listens to be a fab sir it. You got a little wasted. Yeah, I got Tossed actually on yesterday's yesterday Yeah, I was that wasn't good. I mean it started off and I was golfing with Braxton after he skipped our podcast Yeah, do we have beat we have beef with Braxton? I can't tell what we got with Braxton like because I'm I'm a believer In a that Braxton is a good dude, and I like Braxton a lot and he told me That he had no idea he was supposed to come on this podcast and Dave called bullshit

And Dave was Dave more mad than us all shit on that and then he still gave it to us in the club, too I know he was so mad first thing he sees he's like, I'm a hot and bothered again. I'm angry Yeah, he was like I have a bone to pick with you, too He always says that now. Is that his new thing? Is he always said that I don't know I have a bone to pick with you, too Yeah, that's like a new phrase of his he must have saw it on like a TV show or something. I really liked it but yeah, yeah right away and he was saying how like the He's like the PR team works for him. He doesn't work for the PR team, which is true. That's very true

That's very true. But if they don't tell you what are you supposed to do? Yeah, I guess I just don't know what's real and what's not Like I don't even know if I'm really filming right now if this is you are AI Fair you feel like AI to me right now, but then you went golfing with him that day The next day the next day next day. We went golfing. We played 27 holes of golf which like if you don't play golf, I guess that kind of means nothing to you But 27 holes of golf is a lot of golf to play and we did it in like four and a half hours Which got to be record time. I felt like Mark Wahlberg out there running through the courts um he plays golf quickly so that's a good

joke Mark Wahlberg yeah yeah yeah sorry I wasn't listening I was okay it's okay but yeah we we we had transfusions and I drank the first one I was like oh yeah this got me somewhere and then we went got another one and we were getting doubles and I'm watching as this lady is pouring the transfusion And I think maybe her transfusions were already doubles. So when we're asking for doubles, I realized oh She's pouring four shots in these like had one of those stoppers on the top, you know pretty easy to count to four um So yeah, we had about three of those and then went and met up with you guys did the Bert Kreischer show

So when I when I met up with Jay, he was already drunk and then we went to Burt's and he drinks Which I love the first thing this it's my community like the first thing when we go to Burt's he says is God There's nothing more. I love them being drunk. And I was like we just texted that in the group chat this morning with my friends So yeah, I feel seen and I feel heard and he got us a little sloshed. I was like, we just texted that in the group chat this morning with my friends. So yeah, I feel seen and I feel heard. And he got us a little sloshed on his cooking show. Yeah, he did. A lot of Bud Lights. Yeah, we ate lamb. We shotgunned. We had then like a vodka soda. Yep, we had vodka sodas. And then on top of that, we ended with like a shot that was three shots in a drink. It was not a shot, but we just chugged it. And it was like, oh my God, an espresso martini. It was not a shot but we just chugged it and it was like oh my god an

espresso martini. I was throwing up thinking about this thing right now. Someone's filled up my espresso martini. Somebody filled up keeps filling up my espresso martini. But then I go to my dinner which was which we were racing to because we we were late long on Burt's show because we couldn't hang out with that guy all day., awesome, and you had this important dinner and we're trying to get you there on time and I was just stressed out Yeah, so then you know we get to the dinner and then I was like, okay I have I have two decisions to make here. I Either try to push through this Or I get another drink. So I got a Sazerac which is like this

it's like this like almost like It kind of has like an absent vibe to it. Oh, no, like black licorice kind of thing I think it's pretty strong cuz they have to be about like that much in the cup, you know Yeah, it doesn't make you hallucinate like does it does know this one? I don't think I thought you were hallucinating I don't think so you were ainating. I don't think so. You were a blast. I haven't seen Drunk Jay like that in a while. Yeah, that was probably the drunkest I've been in a good amount of time.

When you left, I was like, I miss him already. Because you were the only one on my level. I was like, oh my gosh, because we both got so drunk on Burt's show. I was like, no, Josh, come back. Yeah. So did that crush the dinner? I think then Amazon saw all the videos BFFs and they said Chris like this is Like hilarious or amazing is the word they used and then Chris was like, yeah

You know just like, you know him trying to be business and like save face and by the way Amazon I love you guys and I think it was a great dinner and I hope you guys had fun as well And then I Dave or I mean fuck Don't cry don't crash Chris he goes on and says like yeah Introducing you to Gen Z or something like that. He was like yeah, it was amazing I think I just like stayed in the same like one sentence area Yeah, it was good It was alright

And then I made a joke to the bartender because I have this drink that I like to drink with Bailey's and root beer. I think we talked about it on the pod. Did we? Did they know about this concoction? They know about the concoction but I don't think they know what the way to run it across the street. No, okay.

Actually I was gonna say something mean. I'm not gonna. Okay. So you want me to keep going? Yeah, keep going. Or are you gonna take him from here? You can go. Alright.

Take it from here So then my boy Daniel I believe his name was Daniel the waiter I asked him I was like weird question, but do you have Bailey's and root beer? Can he went no? Like all right fair enough fair enough never mind that and he went but I can get you root beer. There's a store across the street. And I was like, no, dude, you do not have to do that. You do not have to do that. And then so he ran like the next time we saw him, he was signing up. I was eating my food and I look up and I go, Josh, look, look, he's going to get you root beer. He ran to the store from the restaurant, got him root beer, and made him root beer in Bailey's.

He, those servers were the best. Oh my gosh, they were so good. What was the... Antoine's. What was Antoine's? Shout out Antoine's. Oldest country in America. I mean, oldest restaurant in the country. Oldest family, or restaurant that stayed in the family in America or something like that. I love the families of America, and it's been open since 1806.

Shout out Brian over there. He's amazing. Daniel's good. There was one more guy that was serving me that was awesome. A younger guy. You were there for hours. You had so many different servers. Yeah, I feel like family every day. I'm forgetting one of their names and I feel bad. And then there was Chuck. You're so right. It was Chuck It was Chuck. Shut up motherfuckin' Chuck

And then what was the twins name? I'm blanking on her name. I feel like it was another D name Darla She was cool. Darla I'm home from jail You know that audio? I don't know. Darla! You don't know what I don't know. DARLA! You don't know what I'm talking about?

Is that from Big Mouth or something? No, I think it's from Carrington's Mouth. Oh, oh, love him, he's funny. Yeah, he's a funny lad. Oh my god, guess what I saw last night? You know, they're, I fucking pickpocketers, fuck you. There were this group of women, disgusting to look at, and disgusting, yeah I'll say it,

and their hearts were disgusting. Because they're walking walking around and they try to pickpocket Hannah they like walk in they like bumped into her and her phone it was like I don't know in her pocket or something and you see them try to grab the her phone out of her pocket and like her wallet and try to get into her bag and they're all like standing around behind her she Hannah drops her phone and I notice so like I'm like what are you she trying to pickpocket you what the fuck are you doing and she pretends to like pick it up and give it to her and then I watched them go around and just start Stealing people's things that is I can't believe people do that. Like people are here on vacation Yeah, like that's our hard-earned money and they just steal their wallets out

Get a fucking job. I get a fucking job That is the lowest scum of the fucking earth and I was just like, oh my god I wanted to stab them. They probably stabbed me first, but no they would have kicked her. Oh my gosh I felt like I looked they I oh my god. I mean it happened to Josh. He got pickpocketed. Yeah at the chicken shop It was awful. It was so sad We had to file a police report to fly home and to get into the bars He had to show his police report. That's why they let him in it was awesome Okay

It's like pure just mucus because okay, that's a little better. I opened up like a breathing canal. I was like the Hoover dam and it just like open. They're like Moses parting the Red Sea but in my nostrils. You're disgusting. You're disgusting and you shouldn't do that to people. Especially at their weakest moments. I did it. I had to do it to myself. I had to do it for me.

Sometimes you got to look out for number one. Kanye's off the fucking rails. Yeah he is. This is his final straw. Are people going to finally be like okay is everyone collectively going to be like okay. Lock him up. I think they got it.

I think I think they got it. I think they got it. That at some point, it's gotta be enough. It's gotta be like the final, like, Josh. This is disgusting. You know what I was doing last night when I got home? What? When I was in bed, I was looking at different types of stone for tiling in my house.

Okay. I was just saying what I did. It was hard to see too. Like you know when you're looking at your phone and it's doing one of these ones, your renovation going to be over. Are you going to have a renovation party? Yeah, probably. Or like a house warming, I think is what people call it. But renovation party is cool too. I think a renovation party would be really cool. Yeah. No one's ever done a renovation party before. No, like do it right in the middle and your place looks like shit.

Yeah. Oh no, I'm saying when it's renovated. Oh, so a renovated party. Oh, true. Cause renovation has got to be during renovated. You can have a party at each stage. Oh, what'd you do for your birthday? Just golf.

Wow. I know, it's gotten sad. That's all you love to do. It is. It really is. Beautiful. Um, I don't think we have anything else to talk about. I don't I'm looking at this sheet. I think we got it. I think we locked in and we did a great recap. No sheet off the script. We did it. We did it, dude. I'm so sorry that the beginning of this was a really disgusting episode. Why was it bad? Or like throughout the end, because you started burping, spitting, farting. I didn't fart. I thought about it.

That was awful. That's too far. But let me do it silently. Yeah. This was our pajama party episode. Yeah. And then we're going to go to the rage room. Wait, wait, wait. Do we have things to do today? So much, Josh. I have glam in 30 minutes. Damn, that sucks for you.

And we are going to Dubai tomorrow. Yeah, that's gonna be wicked. I can't believe it. We've been here for a week and then we're going to Dubai and then we're going to Abu Dhabi. I see Gabby today. Gabby comes tonight at 12. That's awesome.

Yeah, thank God. Oh my God. We need Gabby. We need Gabby to levelhead us out. Yeah, we need someone to just be like, hey, that's enough. Yeah, go to that drinks. Yeah bedtime cut to rage room All right guys quick commercial break this episode is brought to you by body armor flash IV Absolutely necessary this week. That's all we've been drinking

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rundown moment on us. I know we have to kind of emulate him a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we gotta like break people off slowly. It's like when you're a crack addict. Yeah, I mean, they give you like meth to like kind of like slowly get you off. We have to still like mispronounce some names. Some things you gotta say wrong. Like his essence is Yeah, yeah, yeah. His soul is still with us. I know. Cool. Well, we're doing a rage episode. Yeah. Okay. Well first one This one's kind of timely because it makes me really mad. What do you hear my thoughts? I need to hear your thoughts on Timothy Chalamet and Kylie Jenner being a couple you get mad at that No, just I mean I need to I need to ask a question first and then I need to go on with my rent Oh why you want to see what side I'm gonna take so that yes because you're usually on the opposing side of me Okay, um, I love love. What can I say? I'm a sucker for love

Okay, so I'm super happy with them being in a relationship I don't care and I find that when I saw the clips from the award show it seemed like Kylie was letting Timothy have his Moments. Yeah, it wasn't like interfering or being like, oh, let me make this about me or anything like that It's his girlfriend that he brought to the award show because he loves her and people here's why I fucking hate it why people get so mad people hate her because they think she's like a bimbo or an idiot or she's not deserving of timothy chalamet because he's an actor they call her talentless when he chose to date her she's a billionaire which is obviously got some smarts to it there's obviously talent she has like created this whole like group of people on earth that just want to look like her be

like her follow her fashion. She's a fashion icon. She has talent. So people say she has no talent makes me mad. She has bajillion followers bajillion dollars, but people don't know Timothy Chalamet or Kylie Jenner and they're like, he's not deserving. And that makes me mad. Yeah, I don't fair. I just don't like when people online. Give their opinion on relationships in general. Yeah. Well, we do that a lot. Well used to well I mean to the sense of like like Getting into a place and like hating on a relationship that there's no merit to hate on. Yeah, there's something going on. That's like clearly there's an issue here and We're having a guest on and we're talking to them about it. It's a little bit different

It's a lot different if you're just like witnessing a relationship and it's like, let me tear this down. Yeah. What's up with that? I know it's because they're jealous. They're jealous of Kylie Jenner. And then they get mad when I say you're jealous of Kylie Jenner, but why else would you be hating on her? You want to date Timothy Chalamet. You want that big fat ass. You want that billion dollars. You want a baby from Travis Scott. who wouldn't want a billion dollars and a baby from Travis Scott literally everyone would want that I want it sign me up yeah I I saw more hate too coming at her about like when Demi Moore was at her table being like Kylie so stupid did she not realize that the movie substance is about her and I'm just like I think you missed the memo I don't think the movie is about Kylie Jenner

I think it's about people wanting to be like Kylie Jenner I think it's about the people that are that see someone like Kylie Jenner and will do anything to change their life to be Like that person. I don't think the movie is about Kylie Jenner So I just saw a lot of hate that just seemed like miss Pointed there was so much hate on the Demi Moore from Demi Moore video. It was so sad. Everyone's commenting like well Yeah, she's only talking to the talent. I wouldn't why would she talk to Kylie? She has no talent So much hate on the Demi Moore video. It was so sad. Everyone's commenting like, well, yeah, she's only talking to the talent. Why would she talk to Kylie?

She has no talent. I'm like, what the fuck? Yeah, she's just trying to go see her boyfriend win. I know. I don't think Timothy won anything. No, I don't think he did. He won Kylie. Yeah.

He won that ass. He's doing just fine. He's doing just fine. He's doing pre- He had one of the best, like, years for an actor. The most lovable man. Who doesn't like that guy? I don't know, if you don't, red flag. Something else that enrages me. I'm Italian. That enrages you? You don't like Italians? I love Italians. I love being Italian, but there's something about being Italian

that enrages me. Could you guess maybe? Really oily skin? No, but I'm sweating right now. That's fucked up. It's kind of close. It's along those lines. Okay. Come on, give me some more. But don't you nose. Okay, what the fuck? Italian people have big noses. Yeah, I guess Italian people do have big noses. Yeah, I know. Let me go for another one. You talk with your hands a lot. I do talk with my hands. I love that about me. Yeah. Yeah, okay

It's it's I'm very hairy And I have to shave my so being Italian you have to shave every single day like my legs if I were to shave them This morning they would be hairy again right now. I haven't shaved them in a couple days So they're very hairy, but being Italian is the worst everywhere hair everywhere. It's enraging, huh? And all my friends like oh, they're Irish. They have no hair on their bodies Irish people aren't very hairy. I was it just that it's ginger hair, so it's light and you can't see it Yeah, or blonde. Yeah, just a light body hair. It's fucking awful like I probably have hair your arms and legs than you What are you Canadian? Yeah, that's what I am is that it I got a little Native American in me, okay?

I believe I have a little bit of UK. They're like French. I'm a little Native American in me. Okay. Um, I believe I have a little bit of UK or like French I'm a little bit French. Okay. Well, yeah see like I could probably grow a better beard than you I Don't disagree with that. This is like I'm going on like two or three days right now Right here. Yeah, I can get there in two or three days I don't think two or three days, but I wanted to, I could probably get there. That's that's enrages me. Yeah, I'm enraged. I'm enraged. And then what else?

Oh, Paul Mezcal dating all the girls I love. And this one enrages me because I love him to death. But he's dated Phoebe Bridgers. He's dating Gracie Abrams right now. And there's like this whole thing about him with Daisy Edgar Jones, like we don't know if they ever dated. We don't know if they've ever hooked up. But he's linked to all the girls. I love

Bless you. I'm sorry. I don't know what's going on with my throat right now. I don't know It's like I've just been coughing through this episode. You're withdrawing from weed It could be a little bit of that. I don't know. I probably just a little bit of that I don't think that goes into it, but I don't know why I'd be coughing from that It seems like the opposite would happen. Yeah, right. Yeah, maybe you're just sick. Maybe maybe I just got a little cold I haven't been sleeping well. Yeah me either in the not sleeping. Well, my immune system isn't great when I don't get my sleep awful Vitamin C I know Emergency CPAC

Yes, do you know Paul Mezcal is yeah, I know Paul Mezcal is and you know, you know who I'm talking about Phoebe Bridgers Um Phoebe Bridges rings a bell. I know he was with Gracie Abrams He's still a great saw a bunch of the drama getting posted with that. Yeah, and then that's about all I got And then Daisy Edgar Jones, he was in normal people with her which okay. Have you seen normal people? I've not highly recommend best show ever So anyways, he's linked all these girls and they're my favorite girls Phoebe Bridgers. I love her Gracie Abrams I love her But now there's this drama between all my favorite girls and I feel like it's all the women

Turning on each other and all the women fans turning on each other because of this Paul Mezcal guy Just stay away from my pop girls Targeting the hate at the wrong person. Yes I just want them to date not famous people so that I don't have to struggle about who I can support and who I can't Because things get crossed. Yeah. Yeah fandoms are at each other. It enrages me and I'm like I love Paul Mezcal But then Phoebe Bridgers fans are like well, what the fuck you came up Phoebe because what the fuck you fucked her over You can't claim both. I understand that. Yeah Anything else make you mad? Yeah. Um, you know what? I really hate what I really hate people that claim their

Their place of origin. You know what I'm saying? If it's like, yo, I'm from the six or wherever you're from, they really rep it. Like they rep it so hard. I'm a Bostonian until I die, blah, blah, blah. And then they go and wear a Yankees hat. I hate that. That's the worst.

I hate that. Yo, where are you from? And they grease you with big noses and hairy arms. Where are you from? Where are you from we from even what are you aligned to if you can't even support the place that raised you I know what morals and backbone do you have as a human being I'd say none I would say zero zip I would say you're probably a piece of shit narcissist

you're definitely full of yourself yep you, you're you're you're a sheep Yeah, cuz you know you just go where you're told to probably definitely a victim definitely a victimizer I don't want to call that they just horse. Oh Oh My life so hard. That's that I hate those people who those ones suck Just like rep your place. You can't claim you're from there and then wear a Yankees hat. Yeah, yeah, that's that's idiotic. So that's just been on my mind recently. I don't know about you.

Travelers constipation. Ah. Do you struggle? No. I'm not, I'm struggling from it right now. When you go somewhere you can't relieve yourself. Depends on, so I don't want to say because I think I know everyone poops and i'm not afraid to like if I would be like Josh I have to go take a poop

right but you're like that'd be weird yeah your friend your friend that I could say that in front of but if I'm in a if I know but I would shouldn't can poop everyone does and I think it should be more normalized but for Kim Jong-un what he doesn't poop. What do you mean? He doesn't even have a butthole. What do you mean Kim Jong-un doesn't have a butthole? Why? Just doesn't have a bottle who told you this Kim Jong-un Haley Welch. No Kim Jong-un told me this He said that yes on the National Press Conference. He doesn't have a butthole Okay, are you joking me? Are you joking me? He doesn't have a butthole. Okay. Are you joking me?

Are you joking me? Am I being pranked? No you're not. He doesn't have a butthole. Okay. He doesn't poop. So what is he? He's just like a balloon animal?

I don't know man. Okay. Anyways, keep going. I have a butthole. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I poop. I'm not Kim Jong-un. Okay.

And when I travel to new places and I'm staying with the new people, it's not coming out. Like I'm talking 11 days. There was one time when I went on spring break, spring break, sophomore year of college. No, I almost died. Probably kicking and everything. Yeah. And there was boys that we were staying with. We're all staying in a one bedroom apartment.

There was one bathroom. I'm not going to start. And I had a crush on like, like I started dropping laws after 11 days, 11 days and binge drinking on spring break. You're going to have to evacuate the household. I looked three months pregnant and it would have been a bomb Yeah, it would have been a bomb and I went home. My intestines was impacted I had to go get to taking care of at the hospital So that's something that enrages me. Why can't I just freely poop?

I want I want that gene where like people are just not afraid to poop anywhere. Like I have a friend that poops on planes Oh, yeah, I do that. Really? Heck yeah. What the fuck? That's crazy. What do you mean? That's why there's a bathroom on a plane. That's crazy. If I gots to. Yeah, but like you wouldn't like it's like last resort you would poop on a plane. I'm not gonna like make myself uncomfortable on a plane. Oh, my god. I can just go to the bathroom. That is crazy. So many people poop on planes. And I think it's the most

disrespectful thing. I will recline my seat before I poop on a plane. I always recline my seat. You're just disrespectful. That's the first thing I do when I get on the plane. He'll recline right away. So they know, hey, I gotta expect this for five hours. You gotta expect the shit out of this guy. I'm not gonna do it to them like 30 minutes in.

That's a dick move. I want them to know what's going on right from the get go. See, I try to sit straight up. I'm like, I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. Then halfway through, I'm like, I literally have scoliosis. I can't do this anymore. And then I put it back like halfway because I have PTSD. One time I did it and the lady started screaming at me, saying, you can't do this. This isn't plain etiquette.

Plain etiquette for putting my seat back? I know. I don't think I agree with that. It's not like I have a baby with me yelling. I know. Wait, that's different. That's way worse. but that's uncontrollable That's controllable. How is that controllable? Right just cover the mouth and kill the baby. No you it's breathing through its little nostrils, okay? Okay, I guess you could do that or move to the back of the plane

You can't just get up and move to the back of the plane through screaming, baby You should you should switch seats with someone in the back of the plane. You can't just get up and move to the back of the plane with your screaming baby. You should. You should switch seats with someone in the back of the plane if you have a screaming baby. You should always just have noise-canceling headphones. I do. Sometimes babies are loud. Okay, you're true. But you poop on planes, so that's weird, and I think that's crazy. Alright. Whatever. To each their own. How did we get there? Traveler's constipation?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, well that's my last thing that enrages me not my last thing I have a whole other fucking nice like a great little guy I gotta get better at you get oh do you get enraged when like I'm like I think I might pass out in here and I'm used to it do you get enraged when cuz I'm sure super hot dude slide in or like famous dude slide in to get his DMs. Do you get enraged because you like you won't to her, but you look in the mirror and be like, No, I look in the mirror and I'm like, what's up? I did it. None of y'all did.

You don't get a little mad. Nope. I don't get mad at all. I feel like you being like, I don't get mad. I'm so chill means you get a little mad. No, no, no, no, there's nothing to really get mad at.'s not like she's like answering DM. What if Drake DM? She doesn't even like check her DM. So it's what if Drake diameter You get excited No Like a cock would you cock that though? I wouldn't cook anything sure you wouldn't cook that one That is the most disturbed that enrages me

People like people that are a cuck that it rages me cocks any sense of non-loyalty that enrages me Okay. All right any of it any of it open marriage enraged. You're an idiot anything like that Stupid why why because I agree marriages. I agree with the marriage thing But do you think there are more cucks than we know like you'd like to know yes way more Yeah, you cross murderers on the street. How many cucks do you think we cross? Oh at least three a day You think where are you walking in New York? If you're walking on the street in New York at least three a day. Yeah people you pass in New York I know I wonder if any of our friends are cucks. I don't I am not opposed. I couldn't be a cuck like I couldn't. Are women cucks? Can

women be cucks? Sure. I don't know if there's many women cucks. I don't know. I don't know. This is not my field. I think I wouldn't be opposed to like having a a male boy, a male cuck boyfriend, but I could never be a woman cuck We need to get you like psych evaluated You don't need to go to like a psychic. We don't need to go to somebody that's gonna You know do his little like what's that called when they make you do things? Hypnosis we don't need to go to those people. You just need to go to like a Psychological evaluation. I just I'm I don't coxswain. I don't think there's anything wrong with cucks.

I think they're in their own lane. They have their own game. They do their own thing. They stay they stay in their shirt. Yeah, it's like they're doing their own thing. That's respect. Own it. I think cucks should own their shit more. Cucks. I vow that one day I will make this a cuckless world. How are you gonna get rid of all the cucks? I'll be like Batman for cucks. You're gonna kill all the cucks? I just said I'd be Batman. Batman doesn't kill people. He saves people.

Where are you gonna put them? I'm gonna put them in a rubber room where they belong. You're gonna put all the cucks in a rubber room? And then, oh, and then it's like, who's gonna turn uncuck first? Yeah. It's like, who's the strongest cuck standing? I wanna talk about a psychological evaluation. Because there's gonna be one cuck at the end of that in the corner watching everyone fuck.

You know that show, like, on YouTube where they are all in the glass box, and it's like 10 black people, one white dude, and they're all blindfolded They have to guess which one the white dude is it's just all cucks They have to figure out who the guy who is the cock that's what that's what we're gonna essentially That's what you would do and I'll support the cucks Whatever there's always a joker. I Think you're the joke. I think we should support cucks. No whatever our joker. I am Batman We'll see if anyone else below supports the cucks. I don't think many people will think I'm gonna win this one I think I will give Cox. No, whatever. You are Joker. I am Batman. We'll see if anyone else below supports the Cox.

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What is what he got shrunk or something? He shrunk and it's just it is Josh I I want you to watch that movie and try to sit down and enjoy it It's like a bad honey. We shrunk the kids. It's just bad It's just bad and I love him so much that it enraged me to have to watch him be bad because I know how great he is. Something like that. The movie Wonka. I haven't watched it yet. Oh, God. I keep wanting to watch it and Gabby won't watch it with me. I don't think you should. Why? That's another thing I left theater for. And I don't leave it. I don't walk out. I don't walk out. You were just talking up Timothy Chalamet. I love him to death. Just like I love Matt.

We can't always be great. That's true. And if you don't have a little failure, are you even a little bit relatable? That's why I love them so much the movies the substance. Oh Don't even get me started on the substance. Do people like it or people gonna hate liked it People like people liked it because it was shock factor value. It's just not it's it's hey, it's just not my film That's what I'll say. Like I if I'm going to a movie, it's not my piece of art artists subjective. Yeah, I can like whatever they want, right? I'm like that's just yeah, don't yuck my cock No again, we can yuck like that. That's not my cock. That's not art. That's just trash. That's what that is Substance I get it. It's a piece of art

I just felt like that could have been a short film could have been a preview if I Would have it the way I would have been able to enjoy it if it would have had to been 30 minutes Yes, I can't watch something like that for that long. It was just too long It just it makes me sick to my stomach. Yeah, and there was not enough dialogue for me So maybe yeah, just wasn't our it wasn't our forte. I'm just not into the the gore. I don't do gore like the Terrifier that's that clown movie, right? That is like one of them like it's banned in some countries I'm not like it's just so gory We started that for about two minutes one night in this household when they ripped the eyeballs out. That was the first scene

I went yeah, we're not watching this. Yeah, it's gross. You guys keep watching. I'm not watching it. Yeah There's no way I'm gonna spend my Friday night doing something and I don't think you would like Game of Thrones That's different because it's like honor and bravery. Yeah, and there's like and it's like it's not about a psycho Killing innocent people. There's a lot of psycho killer even Thrones is like it's fantasy world. It's not you know, yeah You gotta watch it. Yeah. Rick Ross enrages me, enrages me. But Molly in a champagne, she didn't

even know. And there's he came to he did some interview where he was just the worst. But then he gets me back when he's like cutting down trees. Have you seen him like cut down trees? He's taking care of his like lawn. And I'm like, but he's just

doing the thing where he's trying to be likable because he's he's a bad He kind of reminds me of a less funny DJ Khaled. Yeah 100% That's his internet character to me. He's stealing a stick to me. His internet character is a less funny DJ Khaled Yeah, cuz DJ Khaled is You I think he's self-aware when I watch yeah, Jay Khaled's videos on my keys self-aware He knows what's going on. Do you think he's self-aware when I watch yeah, Jay Cowlitz videos. I'm like, he's self-aware. He knows what's going on Do you think he's right pissing off everybody around? Yeah, his wife looks like he like she hates him

Yeah in the videos and it cracks me up every time I watch one of his videos. He's repeating stuff the Gatorade one He's a great. I love Gatorade. I love Gatorade Gatorade. It's so good Gatorade Gatorade So corny, but I love him. Oh my God. Oh, when people don't understand or appreciate the importance of animated movies. Like when I'm asking people what are their favorite movies and they don't even like think to say maybe an animated movie

or I throw in like, I love Luca, I love Inside Out, I love Moana and people are kind of overlooking it. Yeah, spirited away. Like a lucky is even a good one, too people don't appreciate and understand that they're for adults to oh 100% I mean you're talking to someone that watches animated. Yeah, I knew you would appreciate their life So I I I feel like the animated scene has been so weak lately I know I'm just waiting for something good to come out. Luca was incredible. We just live action animated stuff now.

We're just redoing shit. It's like, oh, I just want more animated stuff. Come up with more original animated stuff. Like Despicable Me is so good. When's the next, like what's the next How to Train Your Dragon that's going to come out? Oh my god. Like that, like people don't appreciate that.

What's the next type of Avatar, the last Airbender that's going to come out? What a show. Incredible. Never gets old. I've watched it four times. No, it's the best. Luca, have you seen Luca?

I haven't watched Luca. I almost got a Luca tattoo, I stopped myself. I ordered a Luca phone case. It was a little boy. And you were like, that would be weird. Well, I was trying to incorporate it so it wouldn't be a little boy. I was gonna get the town that they lived in in Italy,

like in a little postcard stamp thing, and I thought it would be cute and it would be a Luca one. I still think, you know, I think I'm reworking it. I think I kinda like that. But Luca's my favorite movie ever, So if you haven't watched that no one appreciates that that too much sober people who shit on drunk people Yeah Enrages me. Hey, man, I get you're better than me. I can I can see that from a mile away I could you walked in a room you have your shirt tucked in you got a belt on and it's not even because your pants are too

Big it's just for like a look. Yeah, and you just have a washboard abs cuz there's no there's no fat I get it better than me. Yeah, I'm doing this because I Am I had want to pretend I'm as good as you I want to feel something shit on me I want to feel nothing shit on me. I'm already at a low. Yeah, I don't get be sober I love I have a lot of my friends are sober I'm not gonna make fun of you for being sober. Yeah, don't yuck my cock We're not making that a thing Brie. I am we're not making that a film. Yuck my cock. You can be sober thing I can be drunk. Don't yuck my cock

It's my thing Josh. I hate that that I'm gonna have to be involved with this. Don't yuck my cock What else we got? Oh? Back to the hair stuff, so I'm gonna have to be involved with this. Don't yuck my cock. Oh, what else do we got? Oh, back to the hair stuff. So I'm so hairy, but you have to be hairless. And it's like, I get it, people can be like, you could grow your armpit hair, you could grow it all your hair.

But I don't want, like, then society looks at me like I'm yucky, and I wish they didn't, but they do. That's true. So you like have to be, you have to fit into society's norms, and it's like, yeah, you don't have to. So you would want to just be walking around armpit hair dangling Yes, I want to be natural if everyone was just all natural

Didn't matter like why would it matter? We wouldn't even think twice about it Because that would be our natural form and it wouldn't be like we're supposed to be hairless Yeah, if we were cavemen, yeah Like you get to grow it all your hair. Not true. Gabby likes when I like shave my chest. Yeah, like your legs your arms. So she still has preferences That's true. But I'm not I'm just like what you want a guy to have like an uncontrollable bush. No, I'm not saying that That's a thing. Yeah, I guess it's both ways. I'm talking legs and I'm talking arms. I Want them to be hairy? I think I don't think Guys care much about arms. I feel like that's like a middle school thing. Yeah, I mean, I guess maybe there's like a certain

you know degree but it's like I remember being in grade 9 And this is terrible. This is terrible, but I was in grade 9 and I was talking to a girl and You know, we had just started talking and I'm really young and she's over at my place and I remember I lean in at one moment to the kiss this girl and I Noticed nine. No ingrate nine Nine-year-old Josh was about it Oh, no, I was in grade 9 and I noticed that she had some little mustache

You know like a little little Now looking back at it I'm like damn that girl probably like I'd never say before in her life kind of thing She just didn't even know yet and I saw that and I was I was out. I was out You didn't care it was I might have I might have it wouldn't have been as long as it would have been but I Just I remember being young and being like what the hell what the bigger mustache and I do did you say it to her? No, okay. No, I played it off super nice like never never never like did anything She doesn't even know. Yeah now she, but she never knew you know okay good and

Now I feel like a dick right now. I feel awful because nowadays It's like what are you talking about everyone's got a little? Everyone's got hair like you see a little hair on a girl's arm or something you're not gonna Whoa a little pedophile like a great if you are freaked out yeah, yeah, what are you looking for you're on a list? You I remember um I was at my aunt's house I don't know It might have been it similar like ninth grade or eighth grade and I'm sitting down and my aunt starts looking at me My dad's there for dinner. Yeah, and she's like staring at me. She's looking at my lip and I'm like, what's on my lip?

And I'm like what what is there and she like whispers to my dad to get her mustache waxed and I could hear it I'm like it was it wasn't like it was like you need to get her mush test That day on Italian girl had to get my mustache wax ever since It's probably not just Italian I bet you there's a couple no I'd like lot of girls, you know, like and they like derma blade their face and stuff Yeah, yeah, it's a thing. We've got hair. It's just like certain. Yeah certain races just when you're young. It's like wow Yeah, I'm a boy. You don't know that you don't know that in boys. I mean like that No, but my aunt I'm just awful. I'm grateful My aunt made me get it waxed cuz then I didn't get bullied for it. I got bullied from my instead. Oh my big nose and then I got a nose job and went on that cutane. There you go

Mm-hmm still hate you Scotty from math class So mean he turned around and he starts looking at my chest and I will never forget I'm wearing this striped v-neck and it's like this Hollister. I was so excited about it I'm just cuz Hollister was don't shit. It was the shit you're walking in school with Hollister You were cool. It was a hand meme-down too, but no one knew. No one knows that. No one knew. It don't matter.

Mm-mm. Had my Hollister long. It was like, it was striped. It was maroon and white. And I had my Tiffany, my fake Tiffany's necklace on. Nice. And Scotty turns around and he looks at me. He starts looking at my chest.

And I'm like, what's up, Scotty? What are you doing? He goes, connecting the dots. I'm like, what? He's like, connecting the dots of the acne on your chest. Went to the bathroom, sobbed. What a dick. Man, he was mean.

He had a ponytail. Good line. Redhead boy with a ponytail. I'm like, I should be making fun of you. Gotta respect the line. Yeah, no, it was good. It's a good line. How old were you?

Seventh grade. Wow, that's an incredible line for a seventh grader. Mr. McDonald's math class. Yeah. It was awful So yeah, oh yoga instructors. You're not about them It's not that I'm not about them It enrages me that they're so calm all the time and I think I want to be that calm and it's like how are you so? Calm I feel like they're hiding something. Well, they're probably doing a lot of yoga. Yeah, that's you know

But also they probably have to come off as calm and I think you had a cracked out yoga teacher You'd be like obviously this shit don't work. Yeah, that's how I pack my bags and go. Yeah, you're going to yoga to be calm I just know one year. I know one yoga instructor from back home where my friends Moms my friends mom cheated on her husband. There's a lot of that with this yoga instructor So I think forever. I'm just enraged by yoga instructors because I feel like they're fucking all of their yoga students. Mm-hmm Which kind of could be true. I see that I could see that it's like therapists Yeah, wait, do you think there's you think a lot of therapists have sex with their? Client Asians. Yeah, really it wouldn't be in TV all the time

real life. Did you really just say that? Where do you think they got the idea for the TV? You think everything on TV is just real and happens in real life? Well, they didn't come up with the idea. It clearly happened. It wouldn't be in TV. It clearly happened and they were like, we gotta start putting this in TV. It happens all the time.

This is relatable to the masses. Oh, okay. Okay. That's time. This is relatable to the masses. Oh, okay Okay All right. Yeah, it's true. Everyone's fucking their therapist. I Will I if I had like a hot therapist? I guess I guess it's like a fantasy thing but mine's a girl and she's yeah And I think it's like you're super vulnerable with your therapists and they're like helping you so it's like easy You know like just you feel like they love you, but it's like they just their job Paid they're just doing their job. Yeah. Yeah

Oh another one that's kind of like I think I'm just jealous people with a lot of hobbies and rage me like people that play the piano play chess or like Go sailing on the weekends and then like also do pickleball. It's just how do you have enough time for that? And you make me want to be that person me too. That's why I'm so you're jealous. Yeah, I get that. I I want to be that person so bad I want to know how to do everything everything. I want to know about his do you have any hobbies? Golf. Oh That's a hobby. Yeah, that's like my number one Drinking's not a hobby. No, no, no, it's a problem an addiction you could say don't yuck my cock

I'm getting it yucked. I addiction you could say. Don't yuck my cock. I'm getting it yucked. Oh, I really don't know if I have a hobby. Doom scrolling on TikTok? Yeah, that's probably another addiction. Making videos is a hobby, I would say. But that's kind of your job. But my hobby turned job.

Like people that crochet hats, and now they sell them on Instagram. That's true. That's a hobby job. That is a hobby job. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I really don't have any more. I think maybe that's one of my goals for 2025. Get a hobby. That's where I was at too. Just start doing more stuff. Yeah. Like I want to learn how to play guitar. Yeah, fun. I want to know how to do things. You know what? I always start hobbies and then throw them away. Yeah, I just I get like so excited about it. Yeah, and

What show is that from where it's the guy that can never finish anything? Is that dr. Dufresch Mertz? It's dr. Dufresch Mertz. He can never finish anything. I thought he just plans always got foiled by Perry There's a show I people are gonna know what I'm talking about Okay, where they he keeps or he or she keeps starting hobbies or things and can never finish them. I was gonna say my life? I was gonna say it's that's me I feel whoever that is huh because I start so many things like I started playing the ukulele yep got frustrated with it after like two weeks stopped doing it I was

sewing for a lot and then I just stopped sewing because I kept traveling bring my sewing machine with me maybe. But in the suitcase? Put it in the suitcase I bring the ukulele with me. You know like I just want to stick to something I Think it's good for the psyche. I think it is good for the psyche too Another thing that enrages me me not liking Taylor Swift last year. I wish I didn't have that arc Yeah, I think that whole last year. Yeah, well yeah that too Yeah, I mean I could go on about all the things that have raged me of last year Yeah, but I think I'll take that out in the rage room. I think that's what we should do Yeah, I don't want if I go on a rant about that. I just want to smash stuff about that. Let's go smash it

Yeah, but that me hating Taylor Swift or not hating her but not liking her. I wish I didn't go through that But I guess you got to go through peaks and valleys. Yeah to find you forever home. That's t-swift Yep, that's beautiful. Thank you. That's all right. You didn't yuck my cock there No, no Now I want to but I won't And yeah, that's it. That's all my enraging's. Yeah, I had another one. It slipped my mind I think you interrupted me or something disrespectful. So now I don't remember maybe people that interrupt me when I'm talking. Yeah, that's what I don't like That's annoying. Like I'm trying to tell a really funny story and I'm hilarious. So I need a second. I need to something. Sorry

I'm doing it again. I need to get prescribed Adderall or something. I really think I have ADD Yeah, I mean I wouldn't be surprised I know and it's like oh my god If I just woke up and popped an Adderall my life would probably be a lot better and easier and I'd have a hobby You you would find time for a hobby there and you would stick to it and I wouldn't talk over you when you talk The podcast no because you wouldn't give me opportunity to speak Rule no, but I think when you actually need Adderall and you take it then you're a little more chilled out Yeah, well, it doesn't I find it doesn't chill you out. I feel like it

it Doesn't make my brain go in a bunch of different directions Yeah, like I'm I'm I'm going in one direction you can lock in difference like I always have like five conversations I feel like going on in my head at the same time So it's like I'll be in a middle of a conversation and I won't even be thinking about what I'm talking about And then halfway through the conversation. I'm like What was I just talking about? Anymore and then I'm like trying to figure out the five different directions

I was going and where that is and then I find it. It's like it's awful. I'm the I'm also like not a I'm not a storyteller where you're gonna get the story You have to pry it out here. I'm I start three months earlier Yeah, then I cut two months for I've noticed that and then I go back about a week And then I'm gonna tell you something like completely irrelevant, but that guy's in this story So I want you to get a little background on this one character I got a dark and then it's like 30 minutes go by and I haven't even told you the story I wanted to tell you at the start and then I'm like, oh, yeah, by the way

So what I was saying, it's like it's bad And then the whole time you're doing that I'm in my head Going off of points that you're saying thinking of things that I relate to that I could bring to the conversation But then you're having a totally different conversation and then it just ends up two idiots saying stuff that they don't know what they're talking Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so maybe oh that's an segment. We could do on the pod go get prescribed Go go or go get like tested go get diagnosed. Yeah Go get diagnosed the Yeah, go get diagnosed Clinical term and then prescribed and then prescribed and then fuck your therapist me not you

Dude, I don't even have a therapist. I know I do Yeah, I'm feeling hot and I'm feeling like I actually am really angry about the last year So I kind of want to go smash them. So let's go. Let's go to this little smash room. So we go to the rage room Let's go to the rage rooms go to the rage room? Let's go to the rage room. Let's go to the rage room Hey, dude Hey, dude slippers are back the impossible to keep in stock slippers are still all the rage and now in even more colorways And they're flying off the shelves. So you better act fast before they're gone again I pray ski pretty and post-palatees or staying in. These comfy and plush slippers are perfectly acceptable to wear outdoors, every day, with every outfit.

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There are a lot of things going on politics-wise, maybe relationship-wise, maybe alcohol abuse-wise. So today, we are gonna get all that anger out, start 2025 off the right way and break some shit. I bottle all my emotions up. This is the best place I could possibly be. We're breaking bottles. We're breaking bottles. You wanna start off with a little like dinger?

Like me toss you a beer bottle and you try to, okay, go over there, go over there. Ah! Well. I don't know if I liked it. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ah! I'm stressed out.

Can we just smash them off the wall? Yeah, do whatever you want. Oh, okay, ready? Let's try this. It, it, it. It. How did that even happen? This is just, this is just scary.

How did that even happen? Ah! Oh! That's a whole run! That one was pretty good right there. I feel like that one kind of exploded. That was awesome. Oh, she said get a little swinging with the crowbar. You're the worst at breaking things.

I'm not angry enough. How is that even possible? Wait, now I've got to try to throw it and see what happens. I'm not even angry at my own fault. Wait, now I gotta try to throw it and see what happens. What? Are you serious? Okay, see? That's hard to break. That's an invincible ball. It's hard to break.

She did say, unless you have an Alvin Almighty throw, that you're not gonna break it off though. Ew! That one hurt! That's good. You didn't use that and it fucked you. Fuck you guys! Ah shit! Oh!

That's scary! Now this is the most indestructible bottle ever. I know it can't even break. I mean, we kinda knew that was gonna happen. I know. I thought it was gonna be strong for some reason. Duh. Ooh that was good though!

Awesome! Yeah! That is awesome. Oh! Kobe! Double smash! Let's go! Another one! Oh, fuck!

I feel like I'm going to get hit by three. I broke it! I broke the straw! I broke the straw! I broke the straw! I broke the straw! I broke the straw! I broke the straw!

I broke the straw! I broke the straw! I broke the straw! I broke the straw! I broke, let's go. Another one! Oh fuck! I feel like I'm gonna get hit by three. I broke it! I broke the strong one, yes! Oh my god, okay, just break stuff. That's pretty sweet, that's pretty sweet. That is awesome! Wait.

Fuck you, bitch! No, I'm gonna save this for my last anger. Come on, come on. Are you serious? Come on! That is friggin' fun! Little bald ass bitch ass pussy. Alright, try to smash that, because that means I'm stronger than you if I could smash it and you couldn't.

Or maybe I weakened it. Think about that. This is the most physical, extraneous, or best activity that I've done in so long. Ah! Oh, you know who this is for? Scotty in fucking math class. Yeah! Yeah, this is for Scotty in math class in seventh grade. Fuck you, Scotty. I went on Accutane because of you. Yeah, that's dumb.

Yeah! I missed. That's Yeah! I missed. That's fun. I missed. That thing fucking exploded. The Mason Guns are nice. It did explode. Aw, this is for Eric. I had a crush on you and you told me you liked another girl and you broke my friggin' heart. Fuck you, Eric! I really liked him.

Let's set this up and like chuck shit at it or something and then we can like smash it. I want to smash it The cup didn't break what are the odds of that? Really? Put a mark. Do you want to hit it with the bat or the crowbar? Should I hit it with the crowbar? Yeah. Alright Alright. Oh! Bitch! Ass! Bitch, come on! Ah! Ah! Ah! One more. Ah!

Josh, it feels good, get over here. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah! This is a lot of physical... Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah of physical... Ah! This is... Ah! I'm kind of scared.

I don't even think I can do this. Ah! Okay. I feel good about that. Yeah. I feel good. Yeah. I feel like I'm released when I need to release.

I feel good about it. I'm feeling pretty chill after that. I ain't gonna argue. Not sweating. Totally have the odor on. I'm not sweating. I'm not sweating. I'm not sweating.

I'm not sweating. I'm not sweating. I'm not sweating. Yeah, I feel like I released what I need to release I feel good about it. I'm pretty sure after that. I ain't gonna not sweating totally have the odor on Good What happened? My lover! Oh, fuck you! Daddy's his girlfriend! Okay. All right, I feel good.

Woo, I might faint. Whoa! God damn. You just did a little shag or your pal. All right, we did good, guys. We did great. Yeah, feel good about this. Hopefully I'm able to like,

this will like let me sleep tonight. Yeah, I hope so. I feel like I could go, go to the bar guys, right? You say yeah? Yeah. You say yeah? Come on. No.

Cut to Vegas.