BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - We Are Worried About Justin Bieber- BFFs S2 Ep 21
Episode Date: May 29, 2025The BFFs are back this week to discuss the weeks biggest headlines. Josh gives us a try on haul of the new SKIMS nipple pierced bra, shares his thoughts on Arby's, and the two share their 30 things to... do before they turn 30 lists inspired by Joey Graziadei. 00:00 Intro 3:05 Bri's Birthday 7:27 American Music Awards 18:50 SKIMS Nipple Bra 24:30 Alix Earle on DWTS 27:03 Jojo Siwa & Chris Hughs /Arby's Slander 32:08 Justin Bieber 39:40 30 Things to do Before 30 Lists 52:25 Kim Kardashian 52:57 Kanye West 53:58 Propaganda we ARE NOT falling for 59:00 Hot Takes & BFFs Corner Support Our Sponsors: GAMETIME: Download the Gametime app today and use code BFF for $20 off your first purchase GHOST ENERGY: Now sold nationwide for a limited time only! Don’t sleep on this epic new flavor! https://drinkghost.com SUNGLASS HUT: Visit Sunglass Hut today and make every moment truly yours. Subscribe to the podcast now: https://barstool.link/3m4Q0Fq Check out the BFFs Social Media Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bffspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/BFFsPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bffspod Follow Josh Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/joshrichards/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@joshrichards?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/JoshRichards Follow Brianna Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/briannalapaglia/?hl=en TikTiok: https://www.tiktok.com/@briannachickenfry?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/bchickenfry?lang=en Check out Barstool Sports for more: http://www.barstoolsports.comYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod
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I hate these damn headphones.
Wish I could just hear him from the sky.
What?
I just hate these goddamn headphones.
Yeah, not a big headphone guy either.
No, I wish I could just hear you.
I wish, yeah.
Kind of fucks with my flow. Fucks with my hair flow. I wish I could just hear you like I wish yeah But you know kind of fucks with my flow fucks with my hair flow
I don't like that fucks with my hair flow too now. I look all crazy
Yeah, you got like you got the Clark Kent hair going on today. Yeah, my hair's just getting long so
Flowing it back you growing out the flow
We're growing out the flow a little bit the letty the hockey boy letty the Canadian lettuce
Yeah, I guess so.
I guess so.
That's kind of what's been going on.
Wow, nice.
Looks great.
Then I can grow it out so I can stay warm for the winter.
Well, it's about to be summer, buddy.
Yeah, but you know, I got a plan ahead.
You got to grow it out for the winter?
Yeah, I'm growing it out for the winter.
Isn't it crazy though?
You live in Los Angeles.
It doesn't get too cold out there. Yeah, but you know, sometimes you it up for the winter. Isn't it crazy though? You live in Los Angeles. It doesn't get too cold out there.
Yeah, but you know, sometimes you wake up in the valley,
it's 50 degrees out.
You don't want your head cold.
You've never, I guess you used to live in Canada,
but not really. You've lived in LA forever.
You don't know what it's like to wake up in New York
and have to walk your dog when it's negative 10 degrees out.
It's awful.
Right, but I do that like every year in Canada.
No, you're always in LA.
You're always in LA, man.
Christmas, I go home every year.
Oh, that's nice to see a family.
Mainly, yeah.
What'd you get your mom for Christmas last year?
What did I get my mom for Christmas last year?
Dang, I don't remember what I got my mom for Christmas last year.
That means maybe you didn't get her anything this
No, I definitely I definitely got her something. I just can't remember exactly what it was
I think I got like there was like more than one present
I think I got my mom like five different things. You got our sleigh full I
Got her like a bunch of different stuff and then we do like we're a big stocking family as well
Like we really do like okay you open all your presents then at the end everyone grabs their stockings and we all go through our
stockings. So I did like a bunch of those as well because I feel like their
stockings are always sad and empty. You know how the parents stockings never
look like the kids stockings? Yeah they're not stuffed. So I was like okay they
gotta be stuffed so made sure that happened. Just like little things like if
it's like a face serum or like you know those little things that you
Added wait you too you guys do stockings after presents last thing we do I feel like stockings are an appetizer
That's what a lot of people say, but we kind of leave them for the end Wow
Yeah, it's like a final treat, and it's a little treats
And it's a bunch of little things often
There's like chocolate in there some candy in there as well like our parents will throw in so it's like oh you finished
Your stuff you've probably eaten your breakfast while you were doing the Christmas presents, and then it's like oh alright
It's acceptable to have a chocolate bar right now. You know wow Merry Christmas Merry Christmas, man
I don't know how we got here, but Merry Christmas. Yo, what is up everyone welcome back to the BFFs podcast
Make sure you guys tap that Bell, subscribe, and like the video.
Yes.
I guess I kind of took it all down.
You did.
Well, let's get into that.
Let's go.
I don't either.
Happy Memorial Day too.
Wow, the next holiday is my birthday,
but I'm not celebrating it this year
because I'm going to be,
okay, do you think this is fair?
I'm gonna be away filming something for my birthday.
So I don't think, like I'm busy, so I can't really celebrate it. So I don't think like I'm busy so I can't really celebrate it.
So I think I just stay 25 for one more year and then I celebrate 26 next year.
I like the mentality, you know, because age is just a number.
Yeah, right.
We decide when we age.
Yeah, exactly.
So like I think I should just next year celebrate my 26th birthday because I'm busy on my birthday this year.
Or you could like push it a month. I think that's maybe more acceptable.
Push it a month? Yeah.
Yeah, you could like push it a month and then have your birthday and no one's gonna be like, this isn't on the day.
But, but if I like don't bring it up because I'm gonna be gone, no one's posting for my birthday. Oh, where is she? No one's gonna remember when my birthday was. So then it's like, oh my gosh, she's turning 26 next year.
That's so sweet.
And then I get another year of my life,
of my youth, I guess.
I don't know, chat, let me know.
Or you'll just look like a really old 26 year old.
Yeah, yeah.
People will just be like, damn, 26?
Well, everyone already thinks I'm 47, so it's fine.
That'll make 26 sound all the worse.
Yeah, I guess you're right.
Maybe, I don't know, we'll see.
We'll see if I'm 25 for another year or if I'm 26 this year.
Right, right.
The real question is, do you want to look like an old 26-year-old or a 27-year-old?
Is there even a discrepancy?
Like, if you were to see a 26-year-old and a 27- old and a 27 year old would you be like damn that one's gotta be 27.
I don't know I think.
I think okay I think 21 to 23 all the same age to me.
I think 24 to 26 maybe all the same age and then rest on I don't know you're just like.
You don't know that's the unknown.
That's the unknown, yeah.
Damn, all right.
Yeah, well I guess we'll see if we celebrate my birthday.
Yeah.
What'd you do for Memorial Day, buddy?
For Memorial Day?
Well, the day before Memorial Day, I got way too drunk.
I was out playing golf and we did like,
let's take a shot every birdie. We were playing a scramble
We ended up shooting like a 63 so we took like nine shots on the course
Sounded like something. I totally didn't understand. Yeah, it's foreign language. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine
We'll just jump through it quick. But uh, yeah, I took like nine shots to the next day. I was hurting
But I was like, okay
Probably best thing to do is like have a beer and then I'll feel alright. My gosh, you sound like me.
So we did some beer die.
We played some drinking games with everyone at the house.
Curtis came over.
You know, it was like me, Blake, Blake, Grace, Sean, Anthony, Gabby and Curtis.
And so yeah, we played like stack cup.
We played rage cage.
We played some flip cup.
We did beer die
And then we watched Final Destination
To wow, that's crazy. You guys were wasted watching Final Destination. Was it scary or funny?
I think it was just a little more funny, you know, it's not really a scary movie. Did you see bloodlines yet?
No, oh my gosh. Did you see friendship yet with? No. Oh my gosh, did you see Friendship yet
with Paul Rudd and Tim Robinson?
No, I wanted to go yesterday,
but no one else was in the vibe to go.
I was watching it, and I remember you telling me
that you and Gabby tried to go to the movies all the time,
and I was like, this needs to be their next movie,
because it literally, it reminds me,
I won't spoil anything, there's nothing really to spoil,
it's like a silly movie, but it's so, like Tim Robinson, you just laugh at him,
just the presence of him.
And it's exactly like one of his sketches,
and it just goes on forever and ever and ever.
There were points in the movie,
I did smoke a little before the movie,
so I don't know if it was extra giggly to me,
but I was cracking up, like laughing out loud.
The whole theater was like losing their mind. I'm so excited for that movie. I'm so stoked, laughing out loud. The whole theater was losing their mind.
I'm so excited for that movie.
I'm so stoked to go watch that.
Yeah, Paul Rudd looks wow.
Incredible in it, guys.
You guys got to check it out just to look at Paul Rudd.
Oh, he's a good looking fella in this one?
Yeah, he's got this weird style going on.
He's a weatherman.
He's got long flow.
He wears a little bandana around his neck, a jean jacket. Okay, it's cool
Okay, he's falling back into that anchorman role. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, the hair looks good, but that's a good movie. Everyone should watch
One do headlines. Yeah, let's rip. All right the the American Music Awards
Recap, I feel like the only thing I've seen out of all of this were just the influencers there
I feel like the only thing I've seen out of all of this were just the influencers there
But first off we got Billie Eilish won all seven awards She was nominated for including album of the year artist of the year and song of the year
I personally agree with that her last album
Was so fucking good, and I do feel like she got snubbed a lot at the Grammys, so I agree
I agree. It's it was her get-back
Yeah
And this was like her year her Her album was so fucking good.
And Birds of a Feather was the biggest song. Like, everyone knows that song.
Yep. No, I think it's a good win. I think it's a good dub.
Gracie Abrams won New Artist of the Year.
I don't know about that one.
New Artist. Who else was nominated? Who else was nominated for that one?
It was Chappell Rome, Benson Boone, Gracie Abrams.
That was those were like the three main ones that would have won.
OK, people people would have hated to see Benson Boone win.
Oh, yeah, man. He would have had a he would have had a back flip off that stage.
I don't know. Like bean ice cream.
Is that the lyric? Is that what it is?
Bean ice cream. Is that the lyric? Is that what it is?
I literally it's in in your blue jeans. I
Guys, I like it. I love Benson Boone. I I don't care what anyone says. I like falling for it. He's good I like him. He's he's so talented. He's an incredible singer, too
I know and you can't you can't hate on Benson Boone until you go to one of his shows and then try to hate on him Again. Yeah, he's just so nice. He's talented. He's an incredible singer too. I know. And you can't hate on Benson Boone until you go to one of his shows and then
try to hate on him again.
Yeah. He's just so nice. He's so nice. Did you know that he grew up Mormon?
Yeah. Shock. I think that's also why a lot of people hate him. They're like, he's just
this Mormon guy trying to be cool.
You know what though? That's unfair. That's so unfair because if I was Mormon, if I grew
up Mormon,
you're telling me you wouldn't think back flips and sequence are sick as fuck?
Exactly. And what's up with this double standard? Everyone loves the Mormon wives.
This show, The Mormon Wives. We love the Mormon wives.
We love the Mormon wives.
Then there's one guy with tight ass pants comes out and he's a Mormon and we hate him.
Yeah, that doesn't make no sense to me.
I like them.
I know. Did you see?
So obviously we've seen all the hate, but then did you see his video being like I
understand like
Criticizing my art or not liking my music but like just to hate me to hate me doesn't make any sense
Why do you guys hate me like they have no valid reasons and then everyone's clapping back with like?
Paragraphs of reasons why they actually hate him
No good, that's no good. We no good. We're team Benson over here.
Yeah, I think.
We're team Benson over here. I think he's funny too, and I do see him respond to stuff every
once in a while. Like I saw one and he was like responding to like the Moon Bean ice cream line
he wrote. And he was like, I don't fucking know guys. I don't even know what it is. It just
sounded good for the lyric. And I was like, that's kind of hilarious to admit that.
So I don't know, I'm rocking with him.
I'm rocking with him.
He doesn't seem, I think he just needs to stop
feeding into it though.
It's like, dude, you performed at Coachella.
You're insanely famous.
You're really good.
Performed at the Grammys.
Your songs are streaming.
Like, you don't need to feed into the haters on TikTok.
It was the Grammys he performed at, right?
He did the Grammys as well.
I think he did the Grammys.
He did Coachella.
He's done every award show.
He did the MTV Music Awards.
He's done everything.
Yeah.
He's killing it.
He's crushing it.
People can't stand it.
Nope.
Lady Gaga, Bruno Mars won collaboration of the year
and favorite music video for Die With a Smile.
Yep. Lady God.
I mean, I think, I think die with a smile was probably one of the best songs we've
had put out in the last like five years.
Is that the song I hate?
Can you sing it?
How's it go?
I don't know.
But it's the best song that's been put out in this whole year.
I think it's so good.
I think it's so good.
Die with a smile. I think this is the song. I think it's so good. Die with a smile.
I think this is the song.
Peyton, sing it for us.
You can sing.
I actually don't know it.
Like I can't even think of how it goes.
Yeah, I hate this song.
What are you talking about?
It sounds beautiful.
I just, I don't, I remember I just went on this like tangent,
something about Bruno, I don't know.
I was mad that we didn't get more from like Lady Gaga
We got that first before she released some of her own songs, but yeah, I hate the song to be honest
This is a great song. It doesn't let me guess though. You like that. You like the Bruno Mars and sexy red collab
Oh, I could totally shake some tail feather to that for sure. But terrible terrible
But like this is a great song and this what Bruno Mars is supposed to be doing
But I don't like I didn't save the sexy red Bruno Mars song like neither of these songs are saved
I wouldn't throw this on in the car while I'm jamming by myself, but it doesn't mean it's not a good song
I just personally hate it
And it's song of the year so clearly I'm fucking wrong. Yeah, you are you are I mean it doesn't even matter what you say
So yeah next thing what. What's next? What
we got? Do you not have a sheet? No, I don't have the sheet. Do
you know where it is? Do you have it in your text messages?
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Okay, well let's go back to headlines. What do we got next Jay? I feel like I'm always reading at you. All right
What do we got next?
skim's nipple piercing brah
No, you skipped all the yeah, those awards are bullshit. No one cares
But anyone actually care about this people were freaking out about Alex Earl
Okay, I saw this one tick-tock that was like I can't believe they gave Alex Earl
Okay, I saw this one TikTok that was like, I can't believe they gave Alex Earl this dialogue
and they made her seem stupid
when she's like so much more smart than that.
I didn't think what they gave her was that bad.
What was the dialogue that she had to say?
She literally was just like this sleek, sexy,
tall award presenting it.
And people were like, they dumped her down,
made her look stupid.
I feel like she said it,
like it was like a little joke and it was funny and I
don't think it was all that serious like I don't think they were hating on her and Kai was so funny
did you see Kai? I saw like clips but I didn't see clips about him presenting awards I saw a clip of
Kai where somebody came up onto his stream using like their kid to kind of get onto the stream and
then tried to start promoting Kanye.
Oh, what the hell?
Yeah.
All right, this is them presenting together.
What do you think?
I don't really see an issue with it.
I think she seems much,
she seems like the smartest person standing up there.
She can, like her reading was a lot smoother. You know
what I mean? Like obviously, you got to read from a
teleprompter. So and like you're nervous and you're up there.
But she presented that super well. Like there wasn't a
hesitation in her of reading the teleprompter. Like Kai was
going through and you could tell he was like maybe a little
nervous or like he was like kind of like on a couple words, which
it's difficult to do. You got all those people in your your face camera your face. You're reading a teleprompter
It's hard to do but I think she looked she looked great. Yeah
I don't think that was that crazy for her to say like it wasn't demeaning. I don't know chat. Let us know
What do you think? I don't know
Yeah, I think so chat
But yeah, that's really all I saw come out of it
Like headline wise was that people felt bad that they made Alex Earl say that.
And I was like, what? Beyonce won favorite female country artist,
which is kind of crazy.
Yeah.
Would we say she votes for these who votes for the American Music Awards?
Probably the American Music Academy. Is that a thing?
It's a public opinion. The fans vote.
Oh, the fans vote for the AMAs yep no the people have talked the people have
spoken Queen B is the country queen cool post Malone favorite male country
artist I ride with that yeah same thing I guess people were mad because they're
like they weren't country but they are now yeah yeah I get that like it could have could have been some other people like that, you know, like are more true to the genre.
Yeah, that have been country forever. But I guess like if you really look at streams and stuff Beyonce's country album was probably streamed the most.
Yeah, and Post Malone. I mean, he's post guy that guy's loved by everyone, though. Yeah, if you can, how do you not love Post Malone, I mean, he's Post's guy. That guy's loved by everyone though.
Yeah.
If you can, how do you not love Post Malone?
I feel like people would be less upset about Post Malone winning favorite male country
artists than they would about Beyonce winning favorite female country artists.
Yeah, but that's a double standard.
No, I don't think so.
Why they both switched randomly to country.
No, Post Malone was showing love to country music before he just went and made a whole like album of country music
But they still just like switch to it. They were never country genre to begin with both of them post Malone
You don't think is a more?
Suited country guy. No, he was like a white wannabe black rapper
And then he just I switched to a country boy.
I don't really think so at all.
White Iverson.
He had White Iverson and then after that
he wasn't like a white wannabe black rapper.
He literally used to wear braids and gold teeth
and like, rapped.
Yeah, that was White Iverson, that was one song.
No, but that was like the
beginning of Post Malone he did it for so long he was not I don't know about so
long it seems to me that I went to all of his concerts he had a little bit of a
different transition I mean I don't know I would feel it's like kind of the same
thing so it wouldn't really to me make sense to support Post Malone and then
hate on Beyonce over it I I didn't. Not you.
Hate. Not you.
I was just saying that to me, if I was picking one that people were going to get more upset at,
I could see people being more upset at the Beyonce than I could see people being upset at Post Malone.
Yeah. People hate on Beyonce.
I think Beyonce got a lot of shit for the country album. No?
She did. Yeah.
That's kind of what I'm country album. No? She did, yeah.
That's kind of what I'm saying.
When people look at it, I would be more shocked
to see people hating on Post than Beyonce.
But Beyonce's also got a crazy fan audience.
It's up there with almost the top, I guess,
the Swifties, or she's got a crazy.
Yeah, she's Queen B. Yeah, she's got like a crazy. They're
so devoted is what I'm trying to say. Like they just rally.
Yeah, they ride for Queen B. They literally call her the
Queen. Miley Cyrus, there was an interview of Miley Cyrus and she
was talking about how with Beyonce, like everyone looks at
her as a mother and they look at Miley Cyrus like her fandom looks at her as a sister and they look at Miley Cyrus, like her fandom looks at her as a sister.
And she's like, I always wish people like looked at me
or like a best friend rather than a motherly figure.
Like Beyonce is everyone's mom.
Right, right, right, right.
That makes sense actually.
Skims nipple piercing bra, this is crazy.
What are a man's thought on this?
I don't know, I saw one on my countertop yesterday.
The Skims bra? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw I saw one on my countertop yesterday. Um. The skims bra?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I saw this exact thing on my countertop, this nipple piercing bra.
Um.
I don't know, it kind of...
To me it's kind of just like, you might as well just be wearing like a shirt saying like, look at my tits.
You know what I mean? It's the same thing. I I just think get your fucking nipple pierce you pussy that's what I mean like what like the only reason that you'd be wearing a nipple pierced bra is to give off the effect of the piercing through your shirt which is essentially being like look at my boobs right so why not just get a shirt that like, look at my boobs, right?
So why not just get a shirt that says just look at my boobs
or just pierce your nipples?
Or just pierce the nipples.
I think this isn't fair.
This isn't fair to just have fake nipples.
They didn't have to, I don't know if I've ever told
this story on BFFs, but when I was 16,
I went on a school trip to Australia
and we had a lunch break, right?
And it was like a, it was the craziest school trip ever. We had to like fundraise for it
but yeah, we went and
We had a lunch break. They were like come meet back here in the square like the Sydney Square in
35 minutes so me and my friend looked at each other were like what's the
Piercing what's the craziest thing we could do in Australia right now in the school trip?
So we run across the park
We run we get our nipples pierced with fake IDs because we're still underage there
And then we run back and we had to go surfing the next day it hurt so bad
They got like rejected the guy was a creep
But like you know you should have the story of having to get your nipples pierced you should you should have to go through
That pain to flex so you they did get pierced though. They got pierced
Yeah, they were pierced for a while guys you guys were fresh piercing
Right on the board right on the board hits on the board right after so bad
And we had to pretend like oh, this is so fun
I know it just it just hurts no matter what even no nipple piercing after a while like the wax and everything just kind
Of a scraping up like yeah, it was painful. It was tough. But it was a good story.
That would suck.
So this bra, I'm like, man.
This bra is anti-stories.
Anti-stories.
That's what this bra is.
Yeah, it is.
But I wear a fake nose ring, so I'm like,
who am I to talk?
Right, right, right.
Fuck, you were kind of on a high horse there for a second.
Yeah, but nipple and nose is different pain.
You should try this bra on.
Do you have it? Like on my person? No. I want to see like what it actually looks
like if it were to look real. Like under a sweatshirt. I wonder like if you could see
it through. All right. I can go look for it. Give me one second. Okay, cool. All right
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Wait should I like put it on?
I think you should, yeah, put it on.
All right. Okay.
See, that's what it looks like.
Wait.
Is it like metal on it or is it just like a bra?
The piercing part is like a real piercing.
Oh, whoa. Yeah. Yeah, put this on. Let's see if it looks real
He's doing a try on haul so that you guys don't have to purchase it
I don't think it really shows the
Well you have to put it around your arms Josh
Oh honestly yeah, you kind of can see the piercing it looks like you have your nipples pierced in a boob job.
Nipple pierced.
Wow so you would say it looks real? Would you tell the chat that it looks real?
It's pretty legit.
Yeah I guess you don't even need to get your nipples pierced nowadays you just need the
skims bra.
I feel like they need to be like more like.
Yeah like that. Yeah that looks more realistic., like that. Yeah, that looks more realistic
Wow, that's that shit's legit you look hardcore anyways, yeah cool. Thanks for doing that for us
We get kicked off of YouTube
That's them Thanks for that Josh you You're welcome. You're welcome. Yeah, that was it. I needed to see it in real life
So honestly, no, I get that I get that look pretty realistic. Yeah, I look pretty blurry. What's going on?
Next we had to zoom out on your nipples. Oh
There you go back. He's back
Alex Earl's on Dancing with the Stars
Alex Earl announced that she will be on the next season
of Dancing with the Stars.
And the only other person to announce so far
is Robert Irwin, who is looking mighty fine lately.
Ah, I'm not familiar with Robert Irwin's game.
Steve Irwin's son, he's doing this underwear commercial.
I see him plastered all over New York City.
Oh, I know exactly who Robert Irwin is nevermind. Yeah, that guy's a beauty
Yeah with the pot
He has like the big python or the anaconda or something around his neck and he's just posted up and he's like wow looking
Mighty fine. Oh, yeah, Robert Irwin
I'm pretty pumped for Alex Earl to be on it because I feel like there's gonna be so much behind-the-scenes content of it now
Mmm. Yeah, definitely. Would you ever shake your ass for dancing with the stars? to be on it because I feel like there's gonna be so much behind the scenes content of it now.
Yeah, definitely. Would you ever shake your ass for Dancing with the Stars?
Is it a lot of ass shaking? I find it's more of a sophisticated dancing than necessarily ass shaking. No, but they twirl. They twirl? But like they like they move their hips and that the ass
is connected. Yeah, maybe, maybe. You know what?
I think Gabby would love to go on the Dancing with the Stars with me.
Okay, and she actually is a dancer, so maybe.
She's a dancer, so I'd have to go get lessons.
I'd have to really work on my dance game.
That's what I'd have to do.
But I feel like the girl does most of the work anyways.
Yeah, I feel like their dancing is harder,
at least it looks like on the show.
Yeah, it feels like they're doing a lot
and I just gotta have the strength to spin her around
and do all that stuff.
Yeah, and throw her around like this and change.
But Dave always used to say on the show
that once you go on Dancing with the Stars,
you're gonna cheat on your significant other.
Yep, that is true.
But not if you go on with your significant other. Yep that is true but not if you go on with
your significant other. I know but Alex Earl is not going on with Braxton. Who's her dancing mate?
I don't think they found they didn't announce the mate yet. Ah well I believe in them. They're good
people. I think they'll be fine. I think she'll be all right. I think they'll just be just fine. I'm
stressed though. I don't know if she can go to any of his games They actually did an interview
She did an interview and the interviewer asked about that so they worked out that they can go film and then she can go to
His games on Sundays. Oh really nice. Wow. Yeah, they like figured that out before she said yes to the show
So that's cool. Oh, so she can support her mans. See that's what I'm saying. Those are two good people
No cheating going on there. That's not love in Houston. Go Braxton. Oh this fucking next thing sorry but it's just blowing my mind.
Jojo Siwa and Chris Hughes. Have you seen this Josh? This is the is this the same guy from
Big Brother? Yes they're like full on dating now. And he did a whole Instagram dump with like saying,
the previous seven years was the prettiest.
If this wasn't the most obvious shit that was ever
going to happen ever, we said this was going to happen.
I know.
Yeah.
We said they're going to come off the show
and then they're going to be dating in like a week.
But then they went out and were like, we're just friends.
Like, it's not serious.
We're just friends.
Yeah, right.
And now they're full-blown in love
Yep
Well, I wonder if her ex has got to be crashing out. They're making out in an Arby's in this picture
They went to Arby's we're getting trolled. I think I
Can't believe they went to Arby's that's the most that's the craziest part about all of this. Yes bizarre right?
Who the fuck goes to Arby's, dude?
They have kind of good milkshakes, I won't lie.
I haven't been to Arby's since I was like 9.
I went once and got a milkshake and I was like, oh, this is pretty good.
I think I went one time and I was like...
No, it's not an Arby's, I just made that up.
What the fuck is this?
What'd you get, like the meat sandwich?
Food poisoning! I got food poisoning
That's what I got who the fuck goes to Arby's of course this couple is going to Arby's
I didn't even think that was still a real venue. I thought that was just like a joke place
I thought I was just like we left that shit in like
2009 well Jojo and Chris picked it right back up put it back on the map jeez
Arby's back on the map dude back on the map
I don't even know what you would order at Arby's. What do we even do just like
Process sliced meats right that's their thing. Yeah, just like thick ass meat on a yes. Yeah curly fries milkshake like I said good
It's pretty good
Geez wow I'm surprised Arby's hasn't been put down yet
It almost seems criminal like a health code shit a violation. It just seems like they should have been like
Euthanized by now or something like it's like it's almost sad to keep him around should we sign a petition?
Maybe or is that mean or maybe people maybe chat will be like no I fucking love Arby's
Maybe people will put me on to Arby's
curly fries from Arby's hey, you know
I'm not I'm more of I don't I
Don't like a whole thing of curly fries. You just like it. You just like a bite
Yeah, an accidental curly you oh you only want one curly you only want one fry
Yeah, an accidental curly. You only want one curly, you only want one fry.
Yeah, big, big like how I met your mother style.
Give me an accidental curly, that's what I like.
If I got straight just fries and then there's like,
oh, there's like an accidental curly in here,
that becomes the best fry in the entire basket.
And then you feel lucky,
or like the accidental onion ring.
Oh, no, that actually might even be better
than an accidental curly. That's a big surprise because it's two different big surprise oh my
god it just changes the whole game for you yeah and then you're like fuck should
I have gotten onion rings but then you're like wow I'm so lucky to even be blessed
with this one lucky one to even like have the thought of should I get onion rings
being able to be popped into my head because I got the accidental ring maybe
we should do a mukbang at Arby's wait what what you don't think so hey no I don't want to text me and asked me to
say that I'm gonna be sick for a week no just three days Peyton knows they also
have these really good chicken boneless wings you guys don't know about it
loves Arby's you love Arby's huh baby in loves Arby's. You love Arby's, huh Payton? In the city?
You like Arby's in the city?
I've actually never been in the city,
but in the suburbs, Arby's really is good.
I didn't grow up with the Arby's.
Maybe I was too quick to judge.
I don't think so, but maybe, maybe the slightest chance.
You didn't just judge.
You said we need to euthanize and put it down.
It just seems like a sad stray animal
that's somehow still living on your street.
And you know, you walk by it and you're like,
I'll give you a pet, but I'm gonna be itchy
for the rest of the day.
So it's like, why are we keeping this thing around?
Is it almost more cruel for it than us?
That's really a good analogy.
I don't know, that's just me.
The CEO of Arby's is gonna be really sad to hear that
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I think maybe rebrand. Yeah, rebranding. Yeah, go start something new probably
Yeah, I don't know I don't know about that Arby's tastes like missing people
I don't know about that. Orbeez taste like missing people
That's not good, that's not good. That's a bad look. That's not a good rep to have. It's like the worst
Huh, oh you know what let's try Orbeez and let's reconvene next week. Yeah. Yeah, okay. We'll reconvene
All right Peyton I'll come over tonight for dinner
I'm not gonna order it myself if Barstool wants to order it for us to eat it on the show, then I'll eat it.
It's probably not fucking paid.
I'm not paying for that shit.
Are you joking?
All right.
Well, we'll send you some.
We'll send you some on the Barstool card.
Cool.
Ciza and Justin Bieber video plus Selena support to Haley.
Oh, this was wild.
I saw this video and it's like like only like four days after
the Vogue post.
Wait, what explain it what happened?
You didn't watch the video where Justin Bieber was dancing
around with SZA and like kissed her and like made big googly
eyes at her and everything.
This is
this is just like it's like oh, I remember this. This is just like, it's like, oh.
I remember this. This is kind of older, right? The video?
I don't think this is a new thing, right? I remember people freaking out. Oh, okay, let me see.
You know where I stand with Justin Bieber right now?
Where do you stand with him? Is how you feel about Arby's.
That is how I feel about Justin Bieber right now. He's just straight up making it his mission
to humiliate his fucking wife.
And I'm so sick of people making Hailey the bad guy
or like making it a Selena and a Hailey thing
when the man is the problem.
And I get everyone loves Justin Bieber,
he fucking sang baby and he was Justin Bieber
and he was so sweet and we all loved him.
Why are we just dismissing his shitty ass behavior and making it about the woman
he's in the dog house for me he's in the RB fucking house okay okay I'm not with
it I don't like it yeah I I if this this this is a lot I think anything it's a
combination I think it's like oh if one of these things happens think anything it's a combination. I think it's like, oh, if one of these things happens, you know, it's like,
there he's performing on stage, there's a little bit of it
that's like an you're acting you're on stage, whatever. But
it's I think it's the sadly, I think it's the like repetition.
It's Yeah, like if it were just over and over, if it were just
this video, I would agree. I'd be like, they're performing.
They are sure does it and does like that thing. But it were just this video, I would agree. I'd be like, they're performing. Usher does it and does that thing.
But it's just over and over.
And he commented on, I love her, Ariana's post.
She's like under, she's a super young actress.
She looks exactly like his ex-girlfriend.
Did you guys see this?
Ariana Green, Green Black?
Yes, yes.
She's gorgeous, stunning, amazing.
And he commented, I love you so much,
which is like, it's just, I don't know.
And then he's following all of these,
he's followed a foreign model the other day
and she posted all about it.
He followed her on everything.
It's just like, what are you doing, bro?
I don't, like, I get a lot of these celebrities
are shitty people behind doors,
but he is like doing it publicly
and it's just humiliating his poor wife. Yeah. and she's gone through so much the past couple years with people
shitting on her it's like if anything you should make her life easier and he's
only making it worse so I'm just team Haley right yeah I don't know I'm
wondering if there's like more behind this scene that we don't know about it
seems like there's like I I just hope he know about. It seems like there's like,
I just hope he's like, okay. It seems like there might be something off,
like he needs to maybe like get in therapy or like.
Yeah, there's definitely more going on.
You know what I'm saying?
Like there seems like there's more behind this story
than like what meets the eye to me,
because like it just doesn't, it doesn't seem seem like himself like what he's posting or anything like it's like we're getting a little bit of like a mini like
Breakdown a bit and I think people always turn to the like well, this is shitty for Haley
This is whatever let's like talk about the relationship and make it like gossip a drop one
Like I think this guy might just need somebody to like talk to or like
Someone to lend an ear to or something. You know what I mean? Yeah, I just think it seems like I'm not saying what he's doing
is good or anything, but I think that like maybe the reason behind that is because
there's something going wrong and like
Somebody needs to go and that's close to this person needs to go and be like hey, dude. What's up?
Yeah, I wish people had that much empathy for Haley through the past couple years
But because it's Justin everyone's like, but what's does Haley? I don't
Haley has never done anything like I don't think I don't like anyone and she just gets ran through online
Yeah, I wonder if I've ever said I don't think I've ever been like a big anti Haley person
No, I from day one like two years ago
I would like to go back through the pod and see that I would like to know if that's true or not
I don't want to be misquoting myself, but I'm pretty sure I've never been like a big anti Haley person
Yeah, I just I've never understood why well I understand the feud between Selena and Hailey.
Yeah.
It was Selena's fans.
There's some petty stuff that goes on
every once in a while, but that's just like, ah.
That's stupid.
Like Hailey did.
It's whatever.
Yeah.
Like, it's not like there's been something crazy,
but I don't know, that whole,
when you look into that relationship relationship deep because so many people have
like micro analyzed it and like looked into it in such a deep
way. I feel like there's like a billion theories or a billion
things that you could look at and be like, wow, that makes
this person crazy. No, but that makes this person crazy. You
know what I mean? Like, that relationship has been the most
like over analyzed relationship maybe ever.
Yeah, I would have. Oh my gosh, I can't even imagine. That's just awful.
Impossible. Impossible. Impossible to please. That's why I'm like take his phone away. I don't know.
Stop doing that shit. But with this back to the SZA video,
she Haley posted on her story like in support. She said, Oh my God, my two favorite singers.
So that's where it gets a little like she still supported that.
Yeah. Well, that's when I'm like the performance thing. But I also feel like
she and she also has to keep defending him now because everyone's coming out
about it. It's just like, I don't know. I feel like it's a bunch of people
defending themselves.
If she almost doesn't post like, I love these two, then it like looks even worse.
Yeah, right? Yeah.
Like it's almost like she's like been forced to post,
not forced to, but like if she doesn't, it's a worse look.
Yeah, but with that video, honestly,
I don't see anything wrong with that.
They're like singing and they're friends
and they have a song together.
I'm saying from the story that he was obviously
like on drugs or something and that SZA was like trying
to bring him back to reality and hold his face up
Because he was like starting to like fold over and his eyes were closed
so that's like a little a lot of what's going on like
Sorry, just wanted to like
Fill you guys. No, that's what everyone's kind of saying online is like that's now like the takeaway from it that she was trying
To bring him back to reality
Because it was embarrassing
Damn
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I hope he I hope someone that's close to him helps him out
Yeah, I hope they friggin figure that out
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download the game time app today what time is it game time Joey finishes list
there we go Joey Joey Joey Joey grazzy Graz a day
grass ID he finished his 30 before 30 list so he made a 30 things to do before
turning 30 bucket list and he crushed crushed it. I made a list
Yeah, let's hear it Okay
It's it was a lot harder
Than I expected I didn't know like when I by the time I got to 15
I was like, I don't fucking know what I'm supposed to write. Okay. Mm-hmm
All right. Number one have a six-pack even if it's for a week just once
I want to have a six-pack abs once in my life. Okay. I like that
Yep to go to Africa
Three hang out with Miley Cyrus
Four have something I've written become produced five skydive. I know everyone's like that's like kind of lame, but I want to skydive
I think that's a fine one because I also have that on my list. Okay, cool
Yeah, six live in a foreign country for more than three months. I think
that would be really cool. Seven, run a half marathon. I'm being realistic because I know
I'm not going to be able to run a marathon. Fair, fair, fair. Eight, this one's cool. Find my family
in Italy. Like some of my like distant cousins or like older family. I would like to go find them
and meet them. Nine, quit nicotine. I really hope I'm done with the nicotine by the time I'm 30.
Is that a bucket, wait a sec though,
is that really like a bucket list item
or is that more of just like a to-do list?
I don't know man, I gotta put it somewhere
because I gotta cross it off.
Yeah, I don't know if I like that.
I don't know if I like that as a bucket list item.
Yeah, I was really thinking of a bucket list item.
You know, it's on my bucket list though to quit nicotine. It's on my bucket list. All right. All right. Yeah, all right
Ten meet Taylor Swift. That would be fucking cool
Eleven get married IDK question mark. I feel like maybe that would be chill by 30
Twelve act in a movie or a show. Wait, you said married on your bucket list?
Yeah.
No, this isn't a bucket list.
This isn't a bucket list. This is 30 things to do before you turn 30.
Which is like a bucket list.
No, bucket list is before you're dead in the ground, right?
Yeah, before you kick the bucket.
Okay, but Joey had fucking go to Disney on his. Like, dude, come on.
Yeah, that's still better than like, quit nic get married do my laundry on Sunday like what are you talking
about? I already been at Disney man I don't know I've done I told you that's
okay that's okay I told you it started to fall apart it got harder no no no no
you got way farther than I did so okay. Okay. Keep going. 12, act in a movie show.
13, be a New York Times bestselling author.
14, learn how to do a kick flip on a skateboard.
15, do a van trip.
16, go to the Grand Canyon.
Nice.
I haven't been.
17, go to Austria.
18, rescue a dog.
19, swim with whale sharks.
Always wanted to do that. 20, go to Antarctica. Seems cool. 21, buy a dog. 19 swim with whale sharks always wanted to do that. 20 go to Antarctica
seems cool. 21 buy a house I should do that by the time I'm 30. 22 party in Ibiza
I took a pill in Ibiza. 24 fall in love. Do you want to take a pill in Ibiza or do you want to party in Ibiza?
Party in Ibiza slash take a pill in Ibiza be Yep, um, then what do we got? Uh 23 read the bible. Everyone's always talking about that. I've never I've never finished it
I think I should always talking about that. Well, yes, I I I really I've I've I went to catholic school
Have you heard of this one book? Everybody's always talking about the bible
I mean deadass and you know what a lot of people have not read it and they're always talking about it
You know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna read the whole Bible
It's like the most read book on the planet of the earth. Okay. Well no one I know in this office has read the Bible
Guess who's gonna be the first as anyone in a you didn't read the back to me
Have you guys read front to back?
Exactly front to back this girl. You guys didn't read the Bible in like school. Yeah, you read it like scripture
Yeah in school. No, you don't you have not read it front to back
We went to public school. Yeah, I went to weren't weren't one of you Catholic raised me
Well, I have a lot of Catholic trauma that I have blocked out from my childhood.
And you didn't read the Bible.
I don't know, I was a child.
By the way, Catholic school is public school in Canada.
We didn't pay for school, but we still read the Bible.
Yeah, we read scripture, we read parts of it,
but I wanna sit down and read it front to back
like one of my books that I read.
Okay, yeah, I guess I never in one sitting read it through, but we read everything in
the Bible.
Yeah, no, I don't think I did in my school, so I'm gonna get that done.
Okay, okay.
All right.
We're almost done.
24, fall in love.
That would be dope.
25, take my parents out of the country that like me take them.
We've gone out of the country together, but I want to take them on a really fun trip together okay um 26 jump off a yacht in
the Amalfi Coast that'd be dope okay 27 become a godmother this is really just
to my sister when you have your baby if I'm not the godmother I'm gonna be
pretty upset 28 join a kickball league sounds fun would be really yeah
29 ride in a hot air balloon and 30 learn how to juggle I
Like it. I think that's pretty decent pretty good. I
Think those are those are really good. I like the I
Like the what was like that fourth one you said? Oh
fourth one I said would be having some
have something I've written become produced
Nope, it wasn't that one
What was the third one?
Quit nicotine? Hang out with Miley Cyrus?
No, those all suck
What's the sixth one? Yeah, that's a good
goal. That's a good goal. Why? Because
you have one? No, I think
everyone should be able to look in the mirror
once in their life and be like,
I'm proud of this.
Yeah, I want to, even if it's for a week, like I literally wrote, even if it's for a
week, I just want a six pack once.
You know, if you probably just did like a hundred sit ups a day for like 20 days, you'd
be there.
Really?
Yeah.
It's not like you're fat, Bri.
A lot of people online say I'm fat, but maybe that's true.
And maybe I'll read the Bible as I do sit-ups.
Huh, okay.
Alright, I'll give what I got because it's not a lot.
It's not a lot.
You have three things.
No, I have a little bit more than that.
I have a little bit more than that.
Okay, I want to learn a new language before I'm 30. Okay, that's like fully Portuguese. Okay. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, like I mean now I don't need to be like wow this man
Like you can't even tell it difference or like Ben Affleck speaking Spanish good
But it needs to be like where I can have a conversation. Okay, I'm saying like I can have a conversation
I can understand most things.
Maybe a couple times I'll be like,
ah, come on to D or whatever, you know what I'm saying?
Like I'll like be asking how to say things,
but I wanna have it, I wanna have it.
So that's one.
That's a good one.
I also had skydive.
Okay, that's good.
Everyone wants to go skydiving.
We'll get that out of the way.
I wanna golf in every continent.
I don't know how I'll be able to do every continent
because you know, just snow and ice.
But I'm gonna go make a golf course or something like that.
Yeah, or you could putt maybe.
Yeah, or like, even if it's like,
even if it's like a,
I like literally just bring like a flag stick.
Yeah.
And I like put it out and then I like back up
and I'm like, all right, this is 175 yard part three
I just made.
And I hit a golf ball there.
That counts.
I'm hitting a golf ball golf in every continent.
I wanna climb Mount Kilimanjaro.
Okay.
Jaro, Jaro.
Kilimanjaro, yeah, that's good.
Read that in the book, the seven series
and I've wanted to do that forever.
I have
Huh, I don't know what that was supposed to mean what to say it just says ash
Ash Ash Wednesday, no
That can't be it. That can't be it. I
No, no, that can't be it.
That can't be it. I ash.
Maybe you were going to say ass.
You want to get a fat ass?
No. I mean, sure.
But no. Maybe it was a typo.
Yeah, maybe I have back.
I don't know what that means either, though.
OK, what the hell?
I I don't know.
I don't know why the ash back you want.
You want ash back? Who's ash? What the dick?
Who the fuck is ash?
Anyways, I wanna be able to cook
a Michelin star level meal.
Whoa, okay. You know what I mean?
Who's gonna? I wanna learn how to cook
Michelin star level.
That takes chefs their whole lives.
Yeah, so I'm gonna have to bring someone in
and be like, is this Michelin star ready or is it not?
Okay. You know what I'm saying? I would like to,
I would like to like, find like a rescue. Like I'd like to rescue an animal. Oh, I have that on mine too.
Cat, dog, rescue. I just want to be able to rescue something. Um, I would, I would like to, uh, play hockey on, I forget what this place is
called.
I don't know why I can't remember it, but it's like this hockey rink that
is up in the mountains.
It's pretty sick.
Cool.
It's like this hockey rink up in the mountains.
I want to play hockey there before I die.
Uh, I would like, I would like to also what is it what is it called when you like
back backpacking or like no like when you like backpack I want to go like yeah I want to do a
backpacking trip where it's like it's not glamorous you know what I'm saying there's nothing glamorous
about this but I'm not like staying in nice hotels or anything. You're in a hostel. You're getting into the culture.
Good thing you said it before. I was gonna say brothel.
Well, nope. Not that one. Gabbie wouldn't be too happy with that one.
Hostel. I'm gonna be staying in hostels. I want a backpack. I want to do that.
I would like to pet a lion. I want to pet a lion before I die.
That's good. Or before I'm 30. Okay. I just want to, I just want to give a little...
A baby one or a full-size grown one? I kind of want a full-size grown one. Wow.
Alright, good luck. I just want to pet one lion. Okay.
Call Joe Exotic. Do you think that, I think that's possible. Yeah, there's a lot
of illegal lions you can pet easily. Well, I don't want it to be like now I'm
supporting a bad cause. Well, I didn't want it to be like now I'm supporting a bad cause.
Well, I didn't say that it was bad.
I just said it was illegal.
That kind of implies bad.
But it doesn't mean that the lion is in a bad spot.
It just means maybe you're doing it illegally because I think it's illegal to pat a lion.
Go to Africa!
No, those are wild.
Yeah, that would be risky.
I think you could get it done now.
I think I could get it done as well.
And that's kind of where I got to. All right, that's a good start.
And you're younger.
So you have a year to fill it out.
Like, I couldn't really think of things to do
that I hadn't already done.
That's how I felt.
And I like, and I also didn't want to put things on it that
like I knew I was, I was going to do soon.
So me neither.
That's why I'm like, ah, quit nicotine.
Who knows?
Yeah, I get that.
I also was like, when I was thinking, I was like, I don't
want to just put on like life goals, like, like regular ass
life shit.
That's like get married.
Yeah. Well, yeah, see, I did that. I know you did. Yeah. life goals like like regular ass life shit that's like get married.
Yeah. Well, yeah, see I did that.
I know you did.
Yeah, but I was like I was like is that a 30 before 30 thing to me?
No, probably not.
30 before 30.
I don't know why I did have one more.
I did have one more.
I also had be a hundred and eighty pounds at one point.
Oh, okay skinny.
Wait, why why 180 180? Skinny.
Why is that fat?
Just because like, no, it's just like,
I'd be like, fuck it.
Oh, you'd be yoked, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So yeah.
I would even, I would even, I would even be okay
with it being 175.
So put, then write, do steroids on it.
No, because I want it to be natural.
That's part of it.
I want it to be natural.
Okay. I've never taken steroids, I never will. Me either. Well, maybe I want it to be natural. That's part of it. I want it to be natural. Okay.
I've never taken steroids. I never will.
Me either.
Well, maybe I will take steroids if I'm like sick or something and they give me steroids or like...
A Z-Pak?
Yeah, who knows? But I'm not not for working out or anything.
Yeah. All right. Well, let's see. Let's try to complete those by the time we're 30.
I'm gonna think of more, too.
Okay. Yeah, we can add as the weeks go on. I'm gonna update my list next week. I think I'm gonna update mine a little bit too. I'm
keeping Read the Bible on it though. Yeah keep Read the Bible on it. I think that's
a good thing to have on there. Okay cool cool. So we'll see we'll see how far we get. Kim
Kardashian oh this I wonder if this was on her bucket list. She graduates her law program
after six years. She's officially. Congratulations. A graduate.
She graduated from a law program after six years.
The program allows graduates to qualify
to take the California State Bar.
So California and three other states
are the only states that recognize this program
as a substitute for law school.
So she can take, she could become a lawyer.
In California, I think, only, right?
Because it's work or the other.
I mean, yeah, she has to pass the she has to pass a bar
But yeah
Kanye did a 180
He is no longer anti-semitic. He made that announcement. He said I forgive those who have caused me pain
God forgave me for the pain I've caused. I love all people. I am done with anti-semitism
All right.
Wow.
Feels like he's just crossing things off his list too.
Like it feels like P, anti-semitic was on his 50 under 50.
It feels like maybe, maybe too little too late.
Oh yeah, no shit, right?
Right?
Yeah, like no, you can't just be like,
oh, I was a Nazi last week, now nevermind.
I was awful and said horrible things.
I take it back.
Yeah, he's trying to do like,
a like JoJo Siwa on being lesbian.
Yeah, see, and that one I think you can do.
Antisemitic, I don't think you can.
That one I think you can do.
I think I'm fine with JoJo Siwa finding herself
and growing up in the crazy world of entertainment
and just being like, ah, want to figure out who I am
That's okay this
I'm not falling for it. Oh, this is propaganda. I'm not falling for I also made a list of that
Do you know that trend that's going around?
Where you make a list of propaganda you're not falling for yeah propaganda. I've fallen for and propaganda. I haven't fallen for
You haven't seen that I don't fallen for.
You haven't seen that? I don't think so, no.
Okay, well here's the propaganda I have fallen for.
Okay.
Taylor Swift, Charm Necklaces,
Timothee Chalamet, like two years ago,
I didn't even think about Timothee Chalamet,
and now I would let him do anything ever.
He's awesome, we know that I'm obsessed with him.
How is Timothee chalamet propaganda?
The trend Josh it's like things like popular things that you get on board with because everyone else is on board with them
But it's like stuff you've fallen for so people are doing a trend the trend is poppig propaganda I'm not falling for but I like to do propaganda. I am falling in for yeah, but Josh it's a trend
Well this this makes no sense.
Yes it does. Come on, think outside the box.
Put that on your 30 under 30. Think outside the box.
I'm kind of an inside the box kind of guy.
I did fall for Osama Bin Laden's documentary.
Did you watch it recently? It made me want to join the military.
I actually did have it on probably the day before Memorial
Day or two days before Memorial Day.
We watched it. I think it was incredible.
Just getting in the vibe for Memorial Day.
Yeah. It was.
I don't know if it was meant to be propaganda but I really
wanted to fight for this country after that.
Facts. So I fell for that.
But the things I'm not falling for.
Haley Bieber slander not falling for that propaganda.
OK. OK. Men not falling for that propaganda. Okay, okay men
Not falling for it. Macha tastes like lake water. Hate it. Do you like lake water? I hate macha exactly Okay, you're with me. What a terrible drink. Oh, this is on mine skims nipple piercing brah not falling for it
Grow up and get your nipples pierced
Benson Boone hate I've seen him live. He has more talent in his little tight-ass than you do
in your whole body.
And men's on there again.
And then Cool Sculpting.
I don't think it works.
I'm not falling for it.
Cool Sculpting?
Yeah, it's like-
Is that like where you get ice and like,
or whatever?
No, they do it on your body and it's like,
oh, if you get Cool Sculpting three times
for $40,000, you'll have abs.
I don't know if I'm falling for that either.
Yeah, not falling for the propaganda.
I don't think I'm falling for that.
I don't fall for the Arby's propaganda.
No you don't, you stand strong on that.
No I don't fall for that shit, not even a little bit.
What else don't I fall for?
I don't fall for...
Table topping.
Gas station tipping. What's up with that? I don't fall for that Table topping. Gas station tipping.
What's up with that?
I don't fall for that bullshit.
What is going on?
I came in and I'm grabbing a ghost energy drink
and now I gotta pay 20%, you're flipping it around,
asking me for a 20% tip.
I grabbed it from the fridge and came up here.
You're smoking a cigarette behind the desk.
I don't even think that's allowed.
We're at a gas station and I gotta tip you 20%? What the fuck. I don't even think that's allowed We're at a gas station, and I got a tip you 20%
What the fuck I'm not falling for that not falling for that. That's good. That's a good. Um do I have any more?
You're not you're not falling for Taylor Swift
What does that mean? I don't know you just you know you didn't come as Swifty
No, I just I'm just not a person that like is
Gonna like claim Swifty to benefit my my career in like my social status
Who does that Dave?
I don't know. I'm just saying like I don't want to disrespect the
Swifties and their their pure love for Taylor Swift.
I like Taylor Swift.
I fucking rocked to Taylor Swift when I was like 12 years old on the way to
lacrosse practice every single day.
Shake it off.
I shake it off.
Uh, uh.
I was jamming to T Swift.
All right.
I was a pretty big Carly Rae Jepsen guy as well.
But as I grew up, I didn't listen to a lot of T Swift.
Yeah, like you don't know every more. So I don yeah You don't know so I don't want to come through
I don't want to come through and be like I'm a Swifty blah blah blah
But I'm not like really like a hardcore Swifty because I would just be disrespectful to the people that are so that's all I'm saying
That's a good list. I think you had a pretty solid propaganda list. Thanks. No problem
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Hot takes.
M&M should have, should have,
should not have, okay,
M&M should not have won best hip hop artist in 2025.
What the heck in hell song did he put out this year?
Wait, what?
And Eminem won best hip hop artists of 2025.
I love Eminem but for what?
What the heck did he put out? Didn't he? He had a beef with MGK. But was that even this year?
That was so long ago Bree that's the last thing I remember about him that was like before
MGK even made punk rock music Wow I thought they revived a beef or some
shit wow yeah that was probably a long time ago I saw him on stage with jelly
roll but he was just singing arms is heavy knees weak arms is spaghetti
So I just don't understand how
Kendrick Lamar Eminem, I don't understand how he wins this year with
No, it was the death of Slim Shady of a death that that album yeah, I get that
Extended version I think that album did pretty well actually too
Good for him. I just don't know if I I don't know if he was like the best guy in hip-hop this year
Yeah, no, I think that's a good take. That's a good hot take. Yeah
This one how is Rebecca Black still relevant and on the carpet. I
Don't know. she's pretty dope. I feel like saying Friday, Friday,
gotta get up on Friday, or whatever that song says.
Yeah.
I think she still makes songs, I don't know.
I mean, sometimes we're on the carpet, so who cares?
Facts, facts.
Let her do her thing, dude.
James Charles hasn't had legitimate allegations against him. It's all just haters. I
Think that's not true. Yeah, that's a terrible take
Yeah
Dave should go on Dancing with the Stars
That would be awesome. That would be incredible. He wouldn't be able he would have to
Play the girl role and have a male partner to lift him because his shoulder is
So bad, he wouldn't be able to lift anyone. I think you're right. I think you're right, but he would be like
You would need to get like in some yoga classes or something to stretch out a little bit
Yeah, it's stretch out. He needs to be flexible up there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that would be great
It'll be tough. That would be tough.
He would never.
No.
Everyone is being dramatic saying that Justin
was doing a Fenty Fold in SZA Performance.
I kind of agree.
I feel like he was just singing the song.
I think everything surrounding that situation
is just so blown out of proportion.
I mean, I don't think he was on fentanyl.
Yeah, I don't think so either.
Bad Baby Alabama Barer drama means nothing if that man is still in bad baby's house
That's facts
I didn't even know they were still beefing. Oh my gosh. Did you see the video? She went on camila's podcast and she said
Just because I had a black eye one time and he cheated on me. It means i'm supposed to break up with them and ruin a family
And here's the thing I wanted to make a video like
Like laughing at it like that, but it's really sad because she's stuck in a clearly very very horrible situation
She's brainwashed. She has no idea. She's she grew up so dramatically with a very not loving home not loving mother
She's she grew up so dramatically with a very not loving home not loving mother
Like this girl needs help and needs to get away from her and that face
Yeah, he like hit her and she had a black eye from him and she's like so what I had a black eye one time and
He cheated on me. I'm not gonna break up with them and it's like fuck. That's really sad actually because she's genuinely brainwashed and
It's just unfortunate and I hope she gets out of the situation but yeah that that that's true the beef means nothing if they're still smashing
yep yeah we didn't really do my BFF's corner nothing really I went to like a
lot happened yeah I went to the Jersey Shore and there was this this thing
these girls kept coming up to me and I don't know to a lot happened. Yeah, I went to the Jersey Shore, and there was this thing, these girls kept coming up to me.
And I don't know if to take this as a compliment
or not a compliment,
but it happens every time I go out in public
and someone recognizes me, they always are like,
oh my gosh, you're so much prettier in person.
Oh my god, this one girl came up to me and was like,
oh my gosh, you look like a hot brown chicken fry.
I was like, oh my god.
I think that's a compliment. mean for our jobs, you know, it's better to probably look better online than it is to look better in person but
For like real life, wouldn't you always rather look better in person than on camera? Yeah, I guess but like I don't know
I'm always on camera. I I
That is like probably one of the things that gets said to me all the time
I'll have posts like people will post pictures when they've taken a picture with me and then the caption will be I that is like probably one of the things that gets said to me all the time
I'll have posts like people will post pictures when they've taken a picture with me and then the caption will be he looks way better
in person
Yeah, and I'm like, oh
Say we're just busted on cam, but that's alright. That's alright. That's just because our features
Are so perfect a camera has a tough time picking them up
Yeah, they just that you guys need to see us in real time with that with the real light glistening off of our faces
Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah, but yeah, that's it for BFFs corner
We didn't get into too much into too much Josh was just getting wasted and playing golf and I was at the Jersey Shore
Getting called ugly
Yep, and that's just what we do and that's BFFs, baby
BFFs. All right, talk to you talk to you guys next week
Talk to you next week