BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - WE'RE STARTING A BAND WITH GABI MOURA- BFFs S2 Ep 17

Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, PFF listeners, you can find us every Wednesday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. All right, guys, today we're going to be doing headlines with our guest, Gabriella Mora, presented by Body Armor. So shout out to them. This segment is brought to you by Body Armor Sports Drinks. Body Armor is real hydration with electrolytes, coconut and no artificial dyes flavors or sweeteners With your favorite flavors like strawberry banana and orange mango, but in a brand new look you're gonna love

Starting point is 00:00:32 It's time to rewrite your routine and get rid of sports drinks your grandparents drink Get your body armor today at Walmart or a local grocery store near you body armor choose better I mean you guys will hear it later in the pod I had a big trip to Ireland that ended pretty bloodily so if I didn't have body armor right now I'd be dying yeah you needed it sounded like you needed it desperately you did it desperately let's get it all right hey we got Gabby on the pod hey guys it's been so long when's the last time Gabby came on? Like more than a year ago. It was a really long time ago. I remember my English was not even good. I was like freaking out. I couldn't sleep because I was too anxious. To come on? Yeah. Were you scared of Dave? Not really. I was scared just of my English. Girl, I keep, I rewatch sometimes

Starting point is 00:01:21 the clips and I'm like oh my god I didn't know how to say anything. It was really embarrassing. No, it was your I feel like you overthink it so much That's the episode where we had the same exact Elphedon. Yeah, and that was crazy. That was insane state Oh, and I'm wearing the same jeans. Oh my gosh was meant to be full circle. Yeah, are you? No, I wish we should have planned it and pretended that we didn't know How are you two lovebirds doing? Oh, we're good. Gabby just got her new apartment. Yeah, which is cool She got a place that's like two minutes away from here So it's a lot closer than the Beverly Hills apartment that she goes to six times in the last year Yeah, so well, yeah, I was gonna say why why do you even get get an apartment?

Starting point is 00:02:03 Cuz I've always wanted to live down there. And I was like, you know what? I'm going to get the apartment where I want. And then I just realized that I was just spending money with rent. Never seen, I was never there. I think I slept there like twice. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:02:15 In a year. Do you think you're going to go to your new apartment now? No, yes, because it's two minutes away. The only reason is because I don't have a driver's yet. And I don't drive, and it's always like an hour and a half of traffic. So that was like two minutes away. The only reason is because I don't have a driver's yet. Like, and I don't drive and it's always like an hour and a half of traffic. So that was like two minutes away. And the apartment's great. I love the apartment.

Starting point is 00:02:30 The apartment is great. They got a gym, they got a movie room. Everything. They got everything. It's so cool. Whenever you want to come to LA, you can stay in my place. Oh yeah, cause you'll be at Joshua's, so I could just crash at yours.

Starting point is 00:02:38 No, I won't. It's two minutes away. I swear to God, I'm going to be there all the time. Okay, we'll see how often you go to your new apartment Yeah, this is actually what she said last time when she got the other apartment as well Yeah, but the other apartments like no it was just too far, right? No, it's hard to go without me. I would I would hate to not be with me too, babe Sure, babe. Thanks, babe. It was because of that. Yeah, I know can't be away from me. I know

Starting point is 00:03:01 Okay. Oh, so now you guys call each other babe I think the last episode that Gaby came on we had a baby count and you guys called each other baby But we forgot about that Oh, yeah, no, it's not baby anymore. It's like babe. Damn. Do we get less lovely? No, I like babe more You like babies to create like baby. Yeah, you know baby like that. We didn't go baby How would you like baby baby? I don't like baby. Now. I think I'd rather babe. All right Baby, oh my god, he would be baby everywhere. Oh my god Baby this baby that baby this babe. You guys are grown now. Yeah, we

Starting point is 00:03:38 Her vocabulary is upgraded. So we moved on to babe. She's more confident in the English now. So now we Yeah, yeah, that's just babe babe you guys just got back from stage coach how was it it was good it was fun it was fun what do you think I'm not really a country music fan you're not country I never listened to country I was more like for the vibes I like the vibes everyone was like super excited to be there so it's just like you know good group but it's not really something that I was like running to check like the stage, you know? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:04:07 Yeah, you can't really shake ass to country music. No, you can't. And that's the problem. Yeah, like you have to kind of just go like this. That's a dance. It's just like a little square dance. Yeah. No, we did some little square dance,

Starting point is 00:04:21 and I guess, you know, we were spinning each other around. I think it's fun. It's not something, it's not that I hate country music. It's just never something that I'm never gonna like, oh, let me play this right now. Like let me listen to this. Maybe you should redefine the genre and make ass shaking country music. Oh, wait, you're into something. Yeah, you could shake some ass to got a little boom in my big truck, gonna open up the doors

Starting point is 00:04:42 and turn it up. You know that one? But I like this. like this like I can shake has to the song. All right All right, that's like the only one jelly roll is kind of cool cuz he's kind of like a rapper. Yeah Yeah, was he rapping? I mean, yeah, he was he was singing a lot Alex Warren went up with him I don't know if you saw that. Oh, no shit Yeah, Alex Warren and him have a song coming out So they think they were like doing that as part of the like, you know release and hype and whatnot But Alex Warren is killing it. Yeah, he is

Starting point is 00:05:14 Killing so cool touring all of his songs are getting like hundred million streams on Spotify. It's nuts He's the best music marketer I think in the game and I think that goes for like anybody in music I think he's the best music marketer. He does such a good job Yeah of amplifying his music through social media and then they just blow up every single time he puts. Yeah, does not matter It's awesome. I feel like he's the best social media star turned musician that that we've seen I'm trying to think yeah he's definitely up

Starting point is 00:05:47 there like Addison she's definitely I was gonna say I just already have real just loving everything she does I love everything she does I know you do I think she's so iconic I think I said that on the show actually what show this show yeah you said Gabby loves that is alright I think I said how you were like I love everything Addison oh, I do love everything she does I think she's just like so authentic like she does what she wants you wear what she wants and I think Authentic oh yeah, ah fuck. I didn't say you're wrong. Oh, you said I love that she's authentic She she is on 10 tick as you can pretty much get

Starting point is 00:06:20 Authentic you were this close you were the same thing one more one letter missing guys It was the same thing I I mean someone could have misheard and thought you were this close you were this one letter missing guys was the same thing I I mean someone could have misheard and thought you were calling or something else So I just I just wanted to I thought you said autistic first. That's what I was kind of Think all right Okay, now you now you've switched the spot to where the th is supposed to go. Authentic. Yes. Okay.

Starting point is 00:06:47 He's authentic. Oh, no. She's out... Whatever. No, no, no. We got it. We got it. This is a good exercise. She's so authentic. Ready?

Starting point is 00:06:55 Authentic. Yes. Say, aw. Authentic. No, you're doubling the th. It's just one thing. I hate this. Aw.

Starting point is 00:07:04 Authentic. Authentic. Authentic. Boom! It's already so authentic. Come on now, baby. We got it. All it took was one second. We got it. Authentic. Authentic is what I'm gonna start saying now. That's awesome. I think your version is actually better. I like authentic better. Authentic. Authentic is more authentic. Right, right. Not I'm saying it gives more authentic vibes. I'm just saying that. That's perfect.

Starting point is 00:07:32 That's a new trend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, Gabby, did you get your freaking TikTok back? I did after a week of them thinking that I was 13. Yeah, I mean, you look 13. Don't say that, Josh. Oh my gosh, that's weird. Josh, that's just weird. Yeah, that's weird as fuck. Don't say that Josh. Oh my gosh.

Starting point is 00:07:45 That's weird. Yeah, that's weird as fuck. It was obviously a joke. I know. Look at you. I know. But yeah, like I don't know what happened from 13 and then when I got my account back for like two days, I only had five videos on my account one from 2020, 2021, 2022 like random videos. They say one video a year.

Starting point is 00:08:03 Yeah, literally. That's all you get. And then just five videos. And I was freaking out because I thought that I was never going to be able to get them back. But it worked. Thanks. You got it all back.

Starting point is 00:08:12 I did. I'll be so sad. Yeah, that would have really... We were starting a hashtag free Gabby last podcast. I know. Thanks, guys. Yeah. You could say the hashtag is what did it. Yeah, I thought it was number two. As in like you could say that. I didn't see anyone talking about it. You could say that. Like what did it. Yeah, I thought it was number two.

Starting point is 00:08:25 As in like you could say that anyone talking about it. You could say that like you should say it right now. I think it's just you guys. But thank you. I appreciate that. Our hearts are in the right place. Yeah, we were trying to help out. That's all I appreciate that.

Starting point is 00:08:37 I love it. It worked. No problem. So stagecoach nothing. No drama. Nothing. It was just kind of boring. I feel like so chill. We were just with like a really chill group.

Starting point is 00:08:47 There was not that many people at the house too. There was no one in our group that is really like a drama seeking individual, I feel like. Who were you guys with? We were with Rob from Love Island. Snakeboy? Yup, yup. We were with Tiana. Tiana, Adrian.

Starting point is 00:09:03 We were with Adrian. We were with Isaac and Ali. We were with Tiana Tiana we were with Adrian Adrian we were with Isaac and Ali shout out Isaac and Ali We were with like a few other people that were friends that were like Place that weren't necessarily staying there Tabitha was there. Um, I'm probably forgetting people So it was like a like a couple's retreat kind of a little bit It was a bunch of couples way more couples and single people yeah yeah for sure yeah sure I think everyone kind of had like a plus one or everyone had like either like you know them and their significant other were both invited up by

Starting point is 00:09:35 T-Mobile so yeah people that maybe didn't get invited but they were like I'll bring my girlfriend yeah bring that whatever so was super chill the house was sick so he was like I was getting 10 every day. Yeah. Gabby was getting tanned. I don't even, did you see my, my video I made with Gabby about my sunburn? No, I don't think you still have it. I can see.

Starting point is 00:09:56 Did you post it? Yeah. Payton can pull it up. Are you going to get naked? Oh, you're sure. I thought you were going to get shot. Uh, now it's a little bit better. Go down, go down. You can pull it up. Are you gonna get naked? Oh, you're sure. I thought you were going to get show. Now it's a little bit better.

Starting point is 00:10:06 Go down, go down. You can see now, you can see the shirt, but it's like white. Oh my God, farmer's tan. It was way worse. I have like just a built-in wife beater now. Yeah, now it's not that bad. Wait, I wanna see the video.

Starting point is 00:10:20 He's not wearing a shirt and no one would really know. He was all red. Now it's kinda like it's now transition to tan. Now you look tan. It looks good. It doesn't look bad. Wait, let's see the video.

Starting point is 00:10:31 Oh my God, Josh. Yeah, it wasn't good. Look how tan Gabby looks in this video. Look how tan Gabby is. Gabby texted me about she wanted to get this self-tanner that I use. And she's saying how fucking pale she is. Yes, because you always look so tan on your face.

Starting point is 00:10:45 It's awesome. And I'm like, I was like, is that foundation? What is that? And I bought it. Did you use it? No, I was scared of breaking out. Your skin is good. You're not gonna break out because your skin is good.

Starting point is 00:10:56 My skin, if I eat wet, here, come on. My skin, if I use anything that I don't really know, it's just like the chances of me breaking out so high. So I'm just like scared. Probably gonna wait until I'm actually I need it, you know, because right now yeah you don't need it. You're tan. You're like I'm so pale. I'm like Gabby you're the tannest person I've ever seen. No before that trip I was kind of pale. This I'm kind of tan. It's just because I know how I can look while I'm tan and this is not it. If Gabby has one addiction, it's being 10. I'm 10 blind. My biggest fear is with this girl is skin cancer.

Starting point is 00:11:31 I'll be fine. Yeah, I know that's what she said. When she falls asleep, you gotta spray her with sunblock. Spray her with the sunscreen. Sneak up on her with like secret like little squirts. Yeah, tell her it's tanning oil. Oh my God, it's just like I saw something, I don't know if it's real, that this couple,

Starting point is 00:11:46 this guy was applying on his boyfriend, like putting ozempic while he slept. Because they thought her boyfriend was fatty? I guess. I don't know. It was like he was applying ozempic. Way to kill the vibe, Gab. I'm sorry, yeah. That's so evil.

Starting point is 00:12:00 So weird. Cut that off. Cut that off right now. So weird. No, keep it in. We're keeping it in and we're talking with now. So weird. No keep it in we're keeping it What are you trying to imply? What do you want to sneak me? Oh Zempik? Oh my god No, any of them pick I think I don't even know if I'd be able to get no that's crazy

Starting point is 00:12:16 It was just more skeleton of I would just I wouldn't even have I'd have nothing left to me I don't know if that's real though I don't know if I'm just great. It was a dream and I'm creating that over I'm sure you're dreaming of sneaking me. Oh Zemp know if I'm just great. It was a dream and I'm creating that over Not not sneaking you know, I wasn't taking another guy what's going on now What are you dreaming about it? And I was like, oh you should do that with me, but with sunscreen not as I'm big Okay. Okay. Yeah, I can do that with sunscreen. That's kind of evil. Imagine sneaking your partner That's that's all me. It's absolutely awful I don't know if you hate it though trick. That's an expensive trick and how would they not you know?

Starting point is 00:12:50 Don't you have to like inject those and pick I always felt like a needle thing But it is but it's like super thin and small like if you have a if you sleep like if you have a heavy sleep No, no, no, no, no, no, I think you would wake up if I stuck a needle in your side. Yeah me I'm talking about other people. Yeah, I know people that like sleep through earthquakes. Yeah, a little earth shake isn't the same as someone putting a puncture wound in your side abdomen. But it's not supposed to be like a big thing,

Starting point is 00:13:17 like a big needle or anything like that. If you do it in the little butt and then you get it, I feel like you could sleep through it. Or you would wake up and be like, who bit me? I don't think it matters if they had a big butt but they'd still feel it. They would still feel it Everyone in the comments were like, oh, I wish my boyfriend would do that to me literally all the comments were like that's great I was like guys Yeah, because if you're secretly on it and you're like, oh my gosh, I'm getting so skinny

Starting point is 00:13:38 I'm like, oh my god Why am I not ever hungry and just like losing all these pounds? That be crazy losing all this pounds that's crazy I'm sorry guys I changed completely the subject let's go back no gab that's the point of the podcast you just riff girl love it yeah what are you gonna get a podcast cabi um I don't know I've always wanted to I just think sometimes I'm gonna be like out of things to say and it's gonna be like this just me sitting down But that's what I'll park as I know people don't want bad people one like someone that is gonna always have something to say You you could always have something to say you just censor yourself a lot

Starting point is 00:14:20 Yeah, you get nervous I do right now. I'm not I feel comfortable with you guys I but I like you guys are really good at this like you never I'd never see you guys being nervous I don't know how you both don't know how you guys. But I like, you guys are really good at this. Like you never, I'd never see you guys being nervous. I don't know how. You both don't know how you guys do that. In like places that we're traveling and then you guys have to have a panel and you guys are like chilling, don't care. I'll be shaking if I had to do any of the things

Starting point is 00:14:35 you guys have to do. Oh yeah, remember when we went to Dubai and Gabby was gonna have to speak? Yeah, and I was freaking out. I'm like, I can't, I can't, I can't. It would be so embarrassing. But you gotta understand, baby. Like, I can't, I can't. It would be so embarrassing. But you got to understand, baby. Like we've done this for however many.

Starting point is 00:14:48 It doesn't matter. You guys always been like that even before social video. You guys were like that. You can tell. That doesn't mean you can't overcome it, though. Brie, how was how are you? How was you like college in college and school? No, actually, in college, when I had to give presentations, I'd be like this. And I would like be so scared. I couldn't do it. I even when I first came to Barstool, when I had to give presentations, I'd be like this and I would like be so scared I couldn't do it I even when I first came to barstool when I had to like go on the barstool radio or I had to talk in front

Starting point is 00:15:10 Of people I was fucking terrified I feel like the more you do it the better you get at it So you could totally get I would never tell that you would get nervous for those things I used to throw up before class and be like, I'll take the zero. That's crazy Yeah, and in the reps baby. Same thing like when you talk about doing YouTube or anything like that right? Yeah but YouTube's too easier. It's just like me and the camera. Of course but so is the podcast. Oh. Who else is here but you and the camera? But the whole point of the podcast like YouTube I can just cut whatever and

Starting point is 00:15:37 show what I want. Like podcast you're like for an hour I'm gonna have to be talking about things. Yeah but you can also cut anything you want. It's your podcast. So my podcast is gonna have five minutes? Hey, maybe you're reinventing the wheel. Maybe you're reinventing the wheel a little bit and going, people don't want these hour long podcasts. People want 10 minute podcasts. Let's do five, 10 minutes. That would be fire.

Starting point is 00:15:57 Yeah, that is authentic. Authentic. Yeah, authentic. That's what you could name the podcast. Yeah. Authentic. Authentic. Yeah. I like it. And you could just post clips instead of posting the whole thing on YouTube and people will be could name the podcast. Yeah. Authentic. Authentic. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:16:05 I like it. And you could just post clips instead of posting the whole thing on YouTube and people will be looking for the podcast. They can't find it, but it's just clips. Cause you only have clips. It's just clips alluding to a podcast. That is never gonna.

Starting point is 00:16:15 Wait, what did you just say again? Oh my God. What did I say? Josh, that was a surprise. What did I say? I just think. I think you said kips. Kips?

Starting point is 00:16:24 I said clips. Oh, okay. I didn't said Kips. I said Kips. I was like, that's awesome. That would have been awesome if we had two in one podcast. Attentive Kips. No, but that would be an amazing segment online where you just have clips that

Starting point is 00:16:40 allude to a podcast. There's just no podcast. It's just always clips that kind of leave people on edge But then there's no I could start doing them then people are gonna be like Gavin needs an actual podcast and I'll only clips and then I'll be number one podcast and I'll take the you guys spot on podcast. I don't know for a number one podcast I'm pretty sure that's Joe Rogan, but you know, you could come for him. I can't come for him Yeah, what does he post about? That's Joe Rogan. But you know, you could come for him. You can come for him. Yeah. What does he post about?

Starting point is 00:17:06 He talks a lot about everything, pretty much. He does like three and a half hour long podcasts. He has on like actors and comedians and like, I mean, he had on the president. I think that's the worst part of having a podcast, having guests. How do you even reach out to guests? And then the guest is sitting down

Starting point is 00:17:24 and it's like someone probably that I'm not close to, right? And I'm gonna be like, hey, how's life? And then I'm gonna be like, like this, cool. Like, I don't know how to talk to people. The first interaction I'm gonna have to the person is gonna be on video. I don't know how people do that. Well, you can talk to them for five minutes

Starting point is 00:17:38 before the podcast starts. No. Yeah. Super weird. I wouldn't know what to do, what to say. I think that's my, that's the whole problem. Like guests, I would never have guests. Yeah, you would just have to have friends on or just have a co-host like in no guests It's boring. No, I feel like you need guests. No Some people don't really like when we have guests on anymore beside you

Starting point is 00:17:58 Yeah, but you don't feel like a guest because we are friends and you're Josh's girlfriend But I feel like I would love more guests on the BFFs too. Okay, who do you want? Yeah, who's next? Oh, there's so many people that you can bring. Name friends of yours. Noah Centineo. Yeah. Ross Lynch.

Starting point is 00:18:13 Yeah. And you have your friends. Okay. That'd be cool. Cool. Addison Rae. Addison Rae. I don't know if me and Addison Rae are like tight like that.

Starting point is 00:18:21 I don't know if we're really friends anymore. But you guys don't have beef. No, no, but I don't know if we're called friends anymore. But you guys don't have beef. No, no, but I don't know if we're called friends either. Yes, okay, nevermind. Maybe like acquaintances, like friendly acquaintances. Yeah. Authentic. Mutuals.

Starting point is 00:18:34 Mutuals. Yeah. Okay, I can send you guys a list of people that you guys can invite. All right, perfect. On the last pod when we talked about how much Gabby loves Addison Rae and how we love her too, we said she needs to drop an album,

Starting point is 00:18:45 she needs to go on tour. The day after we recorded, she posted that she's coming out with the album, yeah. Super cool, I'm excited. Do you think she'll end up touring? I could see her touring and bringing like Charlie XCX and doing like a couple of concerts and like, you know, I think it'll be fun.

Starting point is 00:19:01 I wonder how she would perform, like how would it be her like her tour you know I think would be something different I think she would be like doing different things. Does that make sense? I feel like it would be yeah I guess I feel like she'd be like Tate McCray mixed with Charlie XCX yeah because she's a dancer yeah I always forget she's a dancer so yeah she can do those black flip back flips and stuff like that Sorry, I said it wrong cut it. Don't cut it. Keep it in. No, keep it in. She's gonna do black I don't know maybe one day. Oh, oh start making music too. If I start making music and breathe Are you gonna support me?

Starting point is 00:19:39 Yes, you always talk about how you want to be a pop star and I always hear you singing and I'm like Gabby Come on, you need to write a song you need to do something because you can dance You're pretty bar and you can sing but okay Yeah, I feel like it but I've never no but that's a problem I've never heard her singing but I feel like she has a voice that you would seem like she knows how to sing Of course probably has out of tune everyone puts out to to out of tune I if I started singing it's gonna be full of out of tune. Don't expect me to have yeah, of course nothing, but um I think she she seems like she has a good voice

Starting point is 00:20:11 Wait, do you guys know do you guys ever do this with your friends where you sit down and you it's really funny Where you try to actually try and sing as hard as you can? No Ever done that yeah, we always do it. We're like, okay, let's see if we stand good. Isn't that awkward? Because then like your friend is actually trying hard and you're like... Well, that's why it's so funny because you're so bad. Can we try?

Starting point is 00:20:32 Hell no. Please. Girl, that's so embarrassing on a podcast, not even with only you guys. It's for everyone to see. But then my dream to be a pop star is going to go all the way down. I heard you sing. You posted a TikTok once where you were like singing in the background and you weren't you were like I'm just like not really trying it was good

Starting point is 00:20:50 Huh? I saw you singing you were like singing a song you were trying to get people to tell you the name of a song You couldn't remember it. So you were singing it on tik tok. That was terrifying That was good. Josh, do you think I have a good voice for sing? I think you have a lovely voice Gav. You can see by his reaction that He's lying. No, I think I your voice Is it's really pleasant on the ears? We can auto-tune it after in post if you want to just say I think I yeah Why don't you just sing one line a lot of tune it for you? Yeah, what's your favorite song a lot of tune it for you? Josh as hard as you can?

Starting point is 00:21:28 I'll sing if you sing. Yeah, sing together. I won't. This is your pocket. What's the song? Yeah, but you're the guest. You're like the highlight. I'm not singing. Oh, but I have, oh my God, I found on my notes a song that I made in English 2016 with my friend and I still have it.

Starting point is 00:21:46 Wait, can we get the lyrics? Can you maybe sing a little bit? I have the recording guys, I have the recording. Wait, shut up Gabby, play it. Play the recording. The name of the song is... Who didn't have a band with their friends though when they were a kid? Oh my gosh, yeah. I used to write songs when I was 12 like,

Starting point is 00:22:04 God, I'm in pain. Help, like, I didn't even go through it. Worst lyrics ever. They were so, like, deep cut. It's like, bro, you haven't been through anything. Yeah. The name of the song, Be Better. Be Better.

Starting point is 00:22:17 Okay. Wait, how old were you when you made it? Yeah, paint, paint, paint us a picture here. Like, what was the background of the song? 11, 12. 11, 12. All right. Who's it about about? Like what's it be better? It was me and my friend I wanted I've always wanted to be like a superstar. Yeah, and then I was like with go go and translate Yeah, yeah, you can translate putting whatever I wanted on the song in English. So it's like a Google translation songs So I wasn't not me. It was not even me

Starting point is 00:22:43 Like you were writing it in Portuguese and then it translated yeah and that was just like trying to put on a beat in the beat was literally timber by Kashia okay Using trying to have to face on if you can even control just what I can make you Me get off the ground. Yeah Just two of us you I'm sorry. What am I singing? I don't know but I like it. Would you listen to it? Hell yeah blast that shit Get off the floor It's like let's get up here just the two of us Like what are you singing girl, but that's gonna go to the park

Starting point is 00:23:43 Probably some ice cream. Yeah, I was gonna say go get an ice cream cone That's awesome, baby. That's so funny. I was yeah, I've always had I've always been like a big dreamer I used to have like blog like fashion blog And like Monster High YouTube channel. What'd you do on the Monster High YouTube channel? Uh guys, this is my favorite Monster High What'd you do in the Monster High YouTube channel? Oh guys? This is my favorite monster And like also like my favorite phone cases. I don't know I was posting everything you just wanted to like I used to do smoky eye tutorials

Starting point is 00:24:20 But I just had one I was like 11 and I just had one little palette and it would just look like I got to black Yeah, it's really it's really awful. I'm in like a dim closet and I'm like, this is my smokey eye tutorial you can wear to prom. I think you guys like it. Wait, can you show me? I'll send it to you after. I think there's 20 views. Oh, and people found it. I remember people found my YouTube in high school

Starting point is 00:24:38 and I was humiliated. Did anyone ever like find your shit and make fun of you? Yes, seventh grade. I deleted everything and it was the worst thing ever because I would do anything to watch me Vlogging in the mall or like my favorite Monster Highs like I'll do everything but like people found out and I was like Oh, it's just too embarrassing. Yeah, you get so scared then you delete it and you're like it never everything I think I have two and one of them I'm like, please guy like literally begging for a hundred subscribers Like I just need a hundred subscribers

Starting point is 00:25:03 Like literally begging for a hundred subscribers like I just need a hundred subscribers Whatever and I was like I have 35 right now. We have we're almost there Just a couple more to go and like me begging for hey, you got to do that at the start You got to go on that grind. I know me too. I used to do like contests I would just be like I'm giving away a pair of old beats. They were like fake. You would do give away Yeah, but I don't think I ever gave away anything like my cousin would what my cousin would win the giveaway Ten subscribers, I think we talked about it on the paw before lying ten fans That's fucked up dude when I was like ten and I know I never subscribed no one ever watched videos to participate in the contest The only people participating were my cousins

Starting point is 00:25:41 to participate in the contest. The only people participating were my cousins. That's awesome, dude. I love it. You know what? It was all wonderful. And now look at you, now you are a superstar, Gabby. We sat the same time. Oh my gosh.

Starting point is 00:25:53 How cute, I was like, look at you now. Look at us flourish, look at us go. But I do want you to be a pop star. I think we need to work on the vocals a little, but that's nothing AutoChain can't fix. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you never heard me singing, so what are you talking about? Well, I heard that clip.

Starting point is 00:26:04 Well, we just heard 12 year old you. Yes, I was literally talking. I was not even singing. I was just like, let's get out of here. That was me. Yeah. I mean, you know, it might not hurt to get vocal lessons. I would, I would.

Starting point is 00:26:17 And then whenever I go on tour, you can come with me. Okay, maybe me and Josh could open up. It could be like a live podcast, open up, and then Gabby's super star. Yeah. Wait, though, we got a fire. That'd be wicked. Just put everything together. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:26:31 Yeah. Come on. New form of touring. You start with the podcast, then go sing for two hours. I think they would hate it if you're like, dude, I just want to see the podcast. Why is this growing? They would be like, I just want to see you sing. Why are these people fucking talking right now?

Starting point is 00:26:45 Why are they talking? What are they even talking about? What if we make a song together, all of us? I really would love that. You can rap. I would have loved to rap. You can rap. Me and Josh could rap and you sing.

Starting point is 00:26:58 Oh yeah, I make all the course. The good parts. Yeah, hell yeah. You do all the catchy parts. Love. I like it. We can work on that. All right, do we just form a band we just form a band I think so so what would we call it though um? JGB

Starting point is 00:27:11 Did you be kind of cool mmm too hard on the mouth? Yeah? Yeah? I don't like the mouth feel it's like a tongue twister Yeah, I would say you're wrong all the time um It could be We have to make next American Canadian in Brazilian, how do you mix those three words? We can get made things in every country Oh true could be like a poutine funk Burger

Starting point is 00:27:51 Wicked band name dude, hell yeah poutine funk burger come see us live podcast and Singing and rapping all no food though. We don't give you any food The only food you get is from our name no food delivered at the venue We just make you chug ghost energy. so everyone's so excited at the concert. That'd be awesome, dude. And you just listen to one hour of pod, two hours of music. That'd be awesome. Get up off the floor.

Starting point is 00:28:13 I think you should change the lyrics to that. It's better. The name of the song is Be Better. Be better. The lyrics need to be better. Ha ha ha. Shut up, dude. That is the part.

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Starting point is 00:29:18 Dojo Siwa, Chris Hughes, Big Brother drama. So are you guys watching Big Brother at all? No. Me either, I've never seen it. But all I see is clips and clips of JoJo Siwa in that guide. We talked about it on one of the episodes where Mickey was making fun of her for like being gay. JoJo Siwa was on the past season of Celebrity Big Brother, along with 32 year old Love Island alum Chris Hughes. So over the past few weeks of the live show, Chris and JoJo were very touchy and flirty on camera, laying in bed together, kissing cheeks, and other things that constitutes cheating. JoJo has been dating her partner, Kath Ebs,

Starting point is 00:29:51 who was watching the live stream and did not have the ability to contact JoJo. So JoJo also said on the show that since her time on CBB, she has realized she is not lesbian, rather queer, and that Chris helped her come to that realization. So since then, JoJo has publicly broken up with her partner Kath Ebs. Kath posted a 12-minute video explaining the whole situation which has since been deleted everyone always deletes everything Kath watched the entire time live

Starting point is 00:30:16 streamed Jojo is essentially cheating on him on them and then when they flew 24 hours out to CBB for the after party Jojo broke up with them at the after party while Chris was in the next room. Kath says that Jojo love bombed them and she was going to marry them and then after Big Brother was broken up with. So Jojo and Chris have been spotted out together since the show has ended. Jojo and Chris have also claimed their relationship is platonic. Why do you have to break up with your partner if you have a platonic relationship?

Starting point is 00:30:44 Yeah, okay. I have a little bit of a theory I don't know if it's right or wrong, but from what I've seen when they were like super touchy and flirty on the show It seems like Jojo may have thought it was more than the other guy because in all the interviews after The other guy kept saying friendship friendship, but JoJo was never saying friendship. So I think maybe she was let on a little bit and maybe she thought they were gonna be something. She was like, hey listen, I'm not even a lesbian anymore. I like this guy.

Starting point is 00:31:15 And then he was like, no, we're just friends. Well, do you think at the same time, maybe he thought those cards are off the table because she is a lesbian so I can just be like a friend yeah like giving her a hug or doing whatever doesn't mean anything because she's a lesbian yeah like with my gay friends I'm like soup like gay guys I'm like super touchy and not flirty but like you're kind of like way more touchy and lovey than you would be with just like, like I wouldn't just touch you, you know what I mean?

Starting point is 00:31:46 I know, I get what you're saying. Like it's different if you have a gay friend versus like a straight friend, you're gonna treat the gay friend a little differently. You know? 100%. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so maybe he was, yeah, exactly. He was kind of feeding into it

Starting point is 00:31:58 because he's like, oh, she's a lesbian, doesn't matter. And then she got all confused. But imagine you're the partner and you're watching it on a live stream and it's all unfolding and before she left for the show she's like we're gonna get married I love you so much and then on the show she's just watching a live stream of pretty much getting cheated on cheated on Wow yeah that stinks for the partner yeah yeah no that would be brutal um that would just be in i like that almost seems

Starting point is 00:32:27 worse than jail to watch your partner go on a reality tv show like imagine that's so crazy i think that you're not expecting anything you just turn the tv on and then like like you can't even talk like they they can't have no communication so you can't even text so you can't even like be like what the fuck is going on like you just gotta keep watching you can't even text me can't even like be like what the fuck is going on like yeah I keep watching you can't even get some anger out on them. You know there's nothing you can do That's crazy. You just got to sit there watch wait for them to get off the show three months. Oh My gosh that would drive me freaking crazy. It's almost like it is worse than jail It's like the temptation not temptation island shit where you just have to watch I try to watch and I was freaking out I got anxious because of the girls

Starting point is 00:33:04 I know like what is going on here? Like I I was so mad. Oh my god They're in like they're in the office today, and I think they're spilling a lot more tea. I only watched like two episodes I didn't watch much I was just like bored with people at the house and we're watching but I don't know how I think most of the couples that Go there are fake. They're probably like oh, just like, it could be easily two friends that are like, oh, let's just go there and pretend they're with couples because how are you in your right mind going to a show like that with your partner?

Starting point is 00:33:32 Yeah, I agree. I was gonna say, what would it take for you and Josh to go on a show like that? Never, never. I would never do that. It's just like so weird to have like naked girls dancing on your boyfriend or like you doing all of these things with the guy like why are you doing that?

Starting point is 00:33:46 Like if you if you think that you should go to a show like that to test your boyfriend Just break up if you got a test your boyfriend your boyfriend sucks. Yeah Gab I must call you Gabe Anyways Who's Gabe? Uhhhh anyways I know Would you go, Bree? To a show like that? No, it's crazy That would drive any sane person fucking mentally crazy

Starting point is 00:34:14 To know that your boyfriend's just like, they all cheat I think maybe one of them didn't cheat but even the way that they flirt with other girls even if it's not like physical cheating and then you have to watch it? Yeah, just like if my, like just my, your boyfriend looking at the other girls dancing,

Starting point is 00:34:30 that already made me mad. Like why are you even watching? Like, this is weird. What are you looking? What are you doing? Like what are you looking? Like this is weird. That's like Josh at Cardi B where he's like this.

Starting point is 00:34:38 I'm not looking. No, but I hated that he was like on the podcast. He was like, oh yeah, Gabby did it. Like I was literally making fun of it to Josh. I oh my god like look at her ass like it looks like water He's just like moved so much and all of that and he was like Gabby Gabby was mad at me I'm like Josh. That's not how it happened. That's first of all. Yeah, he was he was like yet Gabby was so mad at me I'm what is this? I said I said Gabby was on me. That's what I said. I was on I told you to look at her ass

Starting point is 00:35:06 No, that's that's a test No, oh, maybe a little First of all the Gabby was on me was more of like a joke. I was like joking around like hey Gabby was on me so, you know, I was like but uh You you did make a water comment and then I was like Yeah, and then you were like and but, um, you, you did make a water comment and then I was like, yeah. And then you were like, and then you were like, you were like, and you kind of gave me a little look after my joke. It was probably a joke. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Everywhere else like me and Blake we're like sitting around being like yo the clouds are nice today

Starting point is 00:35:45 I mean, it's impossible not Cardi B's ass is cool It's great you can't look it's like the only thing in the room when when you're looking yep, and it is For Josh, I think your ass is the only ass in every room we go into thanks Ain't that the sweetest thing a boy's ever said to a girl. Thanks wow Josh and Gabe Caught I need a hell of a messages What the hell is this next one? I don't even know this name shooter shooter Sanders NFL draft Do you know who that is should door Sanders? Yeah, so

Starting point is 00:36:22 Essentially should or Sanders former QB for Colorado and also the son of Dion He was expected to be a first-round pick So this was huge news like everyone was like, oh, you know He's gonna be a top five or he's gonna be a top ten or everyone was talking about how he's gonna get picked in the first round Ended up slipping all the way down to the fifth round to get picked by the Browns in the 144th pick So all the eyes were on him for this entire draft after he started slipping once it got past ten people started being like Oh shit, what's going on here? And then the first round goes by second round goes by third fourth

Starting point is 00:36:59 So everyone was watching him. He was also like He's a very confident confident player, right? He's gonna talk his mind. He was also like, he's a very confident, confident player, right? He's going to talk his mind. He's going to say how good he is. He like has on the chains. He has on the watches. He like has like a live stream and in his own private room going for when he gets drafted. So like they're live streaming the entire thing. They get a prank call at one point where someone pretends to be a general manager like a GM of a team and Like is like calling him being like um Sorry, it's been take. Sorry. It's taken so long Are you ready to come play for the Saints or whatever?

Starting point is 00:37:36 You know like kind of like acting like they're gonna draft them and then they're like well You're gonna have to wait a little longer, and they just hung up And it was like the guy I guess the people also did it to another player as well There was like a couple reports on it but yeah, it was just a big issue because people started throwing out different like I guess Accusations on why he wasn't getting drafted there were rumors that he had like terrible player meetings With like the coaches so like you, like these top round picks,

Starting point is 00:38:05 they all go meet with all the teams. And then the teams have like a one-on-one talk with you and they, you know, decide like, oh, are you going to be a good fit? Do I like this kid's attitude? Do I think he's going to, you know, become an NFL superstar? Cause it's so different going from college to NFL.

Starting point is 00:38:19 Like it's totally different. So a lot of people said he had bad meetings a lot of people said he was like arrogant and all of this stuff but a lot of other people are saying, you know, like This is because of how confident he is This is because of like his people didn't like his dad either when he came into the leagues people like were throwing out like That it could be like a racism thing so there's like all this stuff that starts coming into play and kind of is around this this draft pick personally I'm really excited and hope that he does

Starting point is 00:38:56 well I always love like rooting for somebody that kind of gets overlooked you know I think it's always like a fun thing to get to to watch and cheer for so I hope he does well yeah exactly right like Tom Brady got drafted and what like the sixth seventh round or whatever it was but uh No, he He yeah, he's got a lot to prove now, so I hope he takes that and uses it But yeah, it was just like or not I'd be nice Unless he's a dick. He kind of sounds like a dick. I don't know if he's a dick. I don't know if like I I've seen a lot of clips from him and everything, and I think he's confident.

Starting point is 00:39:34 But I don't it doesn't seem to me like he's he's necessarily what's what's wrong with being confident? So he's confident, not cocky. confident so he's confident not cocky he's a little cocky but at what point you have the right to be cocky I mean the guy had like a what 71.7% completion rate like he's he's he's a good good player he's a good player and like I think if you like I don't mind my quarterback being confident I don't mind him being a little cocky what I don't want is a guy that's like blaming his teammates or, you know, like putting himself above everybody else in the room. I want my cockier, confident individual to make everyone else on my team feel that same

Starting point is 00:40:17 way when he walks into the room, you know? So it just depends how I think he applies that aura, I guess, is the right word. The guy that prank called him posted on his story that he apologized to him about the prank call. Oh, what a bitch. No one would have ever known who it was. Why would he even do that? He was the Falcon's son.

Starting point is 00:40:38 So he like the numbers. So he got a specific phone that could only be called. The only people that had that phone number were the NFL coaches. So the son went into the father's, he was the defensive coordinator, think of the Falcons, and he got the phone number, took his phone number and called. So he was like, oh, this is real because like the only people that had his phone number are the NFL coaches. They got the phone number like the day before. So like they got their phone number like the day before draft. So yeah. Why would that guy do that? He's like a 21 year old from old miss, like just some douchebag frat guy that just like

Starting point is 00:41:10 prank called him. It's pretty crazy. Holy shit. I thought it was some random person. Yeah. I was like, how are they getting these numbers? Yeah. It's, it's pretty, that's uh, what I think I want to say Shiloh. Shiloh Sanders was tweeted something or said something along the lines of like Honestly respect for the guy for somehow finding the number because we just got it yesterday But I don't respect you at all. It was something like that. He put out but

Starting point is 00:41:36 Hey, I think if you're gonna do a prank got to stand by it got to stand by it now Yeah, now you really look like what it do I mean his his apology is crazy. On Friday night, this is a black Instagram screen, on Friday night I made a tremendous mistake. How do you say his name, Schoder? Shador. Shador.

Starting point is 00:41:55 What I did was completely inexcusable, embarrassing, and shameful. I'm so sorry I took away from your moment. It was selfish and childish. I could never imagine getting ready to celebrate one of the greatest moments of your life And I made a terrible mistake and I messed with that moment. Thank you for accepting my call early today I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me That almost seems like a meme like the way he wrote that almost seems like he's still joking

Starting point is 00:42:20 Yeah, that who do you think wrote this because it doesn't seem like a 21 year old that goes to Ole Miss is writing something like this No, I'd see it seems like this is a child writing this he probably is like a 15 year old that this is what like Yeah, like a 14 year old or like a 13 year old would write and be like this is really sincere Like I'm like calling him by his first name, you know and like like I like I'm like I'm talking to I'm talking to him. I'm not just apologizing. It's like, probably doesn't even gonna see your story. Yeah. Ask him to forgive you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, damn, that's a I mean, epic prank call. It is a good I mean, as far as prank calls go, that's gotta go

Starting point is 00:43:02 down as guys as one of the top prank calls, you got to think it goes gotta go down as one of the top prank calls. You gotta think it goes down in history as one of the good ones. Yeah, if you guys were to be in the NFL, what position do you think you would play? Would or want to? No, would, like if someone like who your aura, who you are, what position do you think you would be?

Starting point is 00:43:21 Man, realistically, probably the guy that like throws balls to the quarterback in the warmup just to help him loosen his arm up. You know what I mean? But I would like to think like I was pretty I was like quick. I could like run some routes. I could maybe be like a small receiver. I don't think I'm, I don't know if I'm, I guess Bryce Young's in a quarterback, so is Kyler Murray. Maybe I could have been a quarterback. I don't think there's a lot of other, I don't think there's a lot of other positions I could have played.

Starting point is 00:43:54 I could have been a kicker. But I'm talking strictly personality. Yeah, you would be a kicker. Okay. Right? Sure. is this a personality thing are you trying to make this a race thing um it was a personality thing for sure but there are a lot of white kickers yeah pretty much all of them well what would what would gabby be i don't even know positions she She'd be like a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader. I Could do that. Hell. Yeah, that would be fun I'll be like the water girl. Yeah, probably

Starting point is 00:44:30 You'd be like Bill Belichick's next girlfriend Yeah, that's actually next on the didn't you freaking see did you see the interview with Bill Belichick and his girlfriend? I I was trying to watch this clip when I was at stagecoach and it was like See, I did I don't have T Mobile on my phone, so It wasn't loading Yeah, you guys you have to watch this right now So bill Gabby if you don't know you probably don't know who bill Belichick is but he's like one of the greatest coaches of all Time he's super famous. He was like Tom Brady's coach and he's super old and now he's dating a 24 year old and it's been all in the news

Starting point is 00:45:06 She's super like so much younger than him. He came out with her like last year And he did an interview and she's sitting in the back and just watch this. It's crazy. He's 73 Okay, 73. Oh my god, and she's 24. Yeah, I think 73 Go that's yeah Insane I see he I feel like he's being held hostage It almost looks like it from that video. It was probably like they probably met like this story was probably not that good for her Do not want to share. What do you think it was? It's probably weird or something like that. I think is the only thing like why would he not be able to share?

Starting point is 00:45:43 Yeah, like oh we met at an event you know like I think it's something probably that doesn't make her look that good Maybe and that's why she doesn't want anyone to talk about yeah mmm, there's a lot of theories that it was because she was like an escort and That's kind of exactly where my head went if I'm gonna be honest. Yeah, that was like the first thing I thought Which what's up with him being covered in filthy rotten with holes all over his sweatshirt? Yeah, I was wondering was this like a, is he trying, is she maybe dressing him up in some like young style? Like with like the ripped, like the ripped shirt? Or is this just like, to me I don't see Bill Belichick being like, yeah wear a ripped shirt.

Starting point is 00:46:20 You know, he'd probably have the comment like every grandfather has when you wear something with holes or rips anywhere He's like what you get that 50% off you get that 50% off because there's only 50% of the material there you know, so I I Think it's got to just be an old shirt. I don't think he even cares to dress up for an interview. I That just the fact that she's at the interview. She's in the back. We're not talking about this I am scared of her like she's probably one of the scariest people that girl's confidence She's at Bill Belichick's interview. Why is she even in the room like call the shots? She's she's his PR person now. I guess yeah does that does she does like what what does she do like?

Starting point is 00:46:58 He's she a model or social media like this people know her his muse Yeah, she's bill Belichick's muse and what does it? What is his for what for his plays that he, she's Bill Belichick's muse. And what is his, for what? For his plays that he calls? Like I don't get what the muse, what is the muse? I believe the muse is maybe just the muse in his life. Maybe, you know, it's just referring to the play of life. Yeah, well we all, we know how I feel

Starting point is 00:47:25 about age gap relationships. It's weird, that's disturbing, and he's a grandpa, and he should cut it out and stop dressing his girlfriend as a mermaid on the beach. Yeah, yeah it's. That's hard to defend. It's a big gap. It is a big gap.

Starting point is 00:47:44 It's a big gap, it's a big gap. It's a big gap. Big gap. Like she can do whatever the fuck she wants. I just don't get why she would want to smash that, but ah. I mean your kids would probably be older, right? What is that, a 50 year gap nearly? I think his kids are older or around the same age. Yeah. That's weird. Yeah, like imagine your kids you're bringing them to you know the senior year of their high school and then it's like See that kid down the road at that street in preschool Give it 18 18 years and I'm there

Starting point is 00:48:19 Teen years that's the way that's what I think but that is what it is right because like what you're gonna be like 45 50 ish when you're dropping your kid off for like you know Senior year of high school yeah, that would put her at four years old at that time 20 years later 19 years later. He's like 73 and she's 24 so that's like I mean come on yeah I mean there's nothing wrong with like a 24 so that's like, I mean, come on. Yeah, I mean there's nothing wrong with like a realistic age gap.

Starting point is 00:48:46 Like if she's 24 and he was 34, or even like 40. Yeah, even 40 is like. You guys can still walk at the same pace. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys can still go do stuff at the same time. Like you have the same bedtime, probably the same diet. But like seven, three. She's not gonna have to chew your food yet.

Starting point is 00:49:02 Exactly, she doesn't have to change her diapers in 10 years. No, yeah gonna have to chew your food yet. Exactly. She doesn't have to change your diapers in 10 years No, yeah, it's it is I know but I do love love and I just want love to always find a way genuine Yeah, I agree if it is like a couple know whenever that sounds like hostage Yeah, whenever that's a very gap whenever you see that is a genuine do whatever you want like love is love, right? But whenever you why wouldn't go that far But whenever you see that big gap you wonder if it's actually you know yeah Like he's also far

Starting point is 00:49:35 Multi millionaires yeah, you're like 24. Why are you going to for at 75? Yeah, she's gorgeous. She's gorgeous So I don't know I hope he's genuine love Yeah, imagine imagine guys. I came on the pod this week and I'm like Josh Gabby, I finally got my boyfriend and you guys are like, hey, I'm like, okay, he's 73 But if you actually love the person I would go for it girl Thanks Gabby I would hope you guys would say Brianna what the fuck I probably would yeah Josh would definitely say that I would probably be the one kinda like ah girl do what you want

Starting point is 00:50:15 But I would be like let's go out with him one time I'd be like let's all go out one time Let's see what he's got Let's see what he has to offer What if we meet him and we're like hey Hey, this man rips. All right. This guy is fucking awesome. It could happen. It could happen. It could. But like even like the Bill Belichick interview, nothing about him seems like he like rips. Like it's awkward.

Starting point is 00:50:37 It's so weird. Like he's not funny. Like I just, I don't know. It looks like he's staring a thousand yards past the camera at all moments. Yeah. I don't do the media stuff I What? But she seems the same way so you know what maybe it's fucking perfect Yeah, maybe you just want someone to kind of run life now. You know he's been a car running football running Yeah, always like the guy like that has to be on and in control

Starting point is 00:51:04 Maybe he just wants someone else to take the reins for maybe he's tired of all that Maybe he's like you just do you tell me where to go? Yeah. Yeah, maybe sometimes the coach needs some coaching. Yeah Now I fucking hate it, but We found a beautiful I was gonna say oh my god, we all understood the situation. Yeah, we found something beautiful But yeah, Bree just shit it all over it. Damn it, Bree. I just think it's wrong. I think it's pretty creepy.

Starting point is 00:51:28 Come on. But love is love, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, what do we got next? BJ Novak allegedly dating TikTokker Delaney Rowe. BJ Novak, who played Ryan in The Office, is allegedly dating Delaney Rowe, who is the most known first kids on TikTok,

Starting point is 00:51:43 where she typically acts out of certain character movies. The indie girl, I always see her TikToks. She is spot on. I don't know if you guys have seen her videos. Yeah, 100%. So good at the content that she makes. I know I tried to get her in a sketch I think last week, but she had I think she had like a prior engage. I don't know what it was and I probably wouldn't blow up whatever it was anyways, but I was trying to get her on she I think she's I think she's hilarious She's hilarious. She's it and she's a really good actress too. Yeah. Yeah, have you seen any of the videos gab? I think I I think yes, I I thought I had shown you one

Starting point is 00:52:20 No, I think I think I know who she is. I think I know she's I know this guy from somewhere though from her the office I'm at the office. I've never watched that Did he ever did anything big? I mean the office. Yeah, he's he's in quite a few things But this couple actually makes sense to me. I think it does too. I actually looked at it and I was like, yeah Yeah, they look good. They look good together. Yeah. Yeah, like I know they're not together in that photos They're the photos we picked but you put them both together Yeah, wow. Yeah. Oh, he was in the Mindy project Olivia watched that show a bunch

Starting point is 00:52:54 No, don't remember. I can't believe you've never watched the office Gabby. I Don't think I've never tried but I don't think it would be my type of show. I haven't watched the office either. Oh what? You've never watched the office guys. Very your vibe. It's like you would think it's so funny Yeah, yeah, I think I tried to watch one season and I I remember not liking it. That was a long time ago though to be fair I was like maybe 16 or 17 when I watched it. You just didn't get you should get the jokes yet Maybe when I watched it. You just didn't get you should get the jokes yet. Maybe. Maybe that was maybe I just need the right person to watch it with. Oh, cute. But I probably won't get the jokes. Sometimes the you know, the jokes in English doesn't really make me laugh.

Starting point is 00:53:36 I really want to show Gabby, Tim Robinson, I think you should leave me and Rob and Noah. Noah is Rob's friend. We're just walking around the T-Mobile house all weekend being like what the hell Yeah, the whole thing out. Yeah He seemed funny Who you guys thank you? Yeah, we're creating the guy. Oh us stealing his thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah No, he doesn't much better than the guy's probably really funny. Yeah, he's an icon. It's better. Yeah, maybe 9.3 times better. Okay. Yeah, give me give me point seven off that fair enough. Oh

Starting point is 00:54:09 We got enough Blake Lively guys. Well, okay, Gabby. What are your takes on Blake Lively? I Don't know much about it. I say I see people really talking like talking about her all the time I see I saw a couple clips of her interview For the movie it end with us or something like that and then she was not even saying anything to do with the I think something like that I was like ooh but the thing that I know the most is like not not every time that she has like a co-worker they don't really like her like a gospel girl no one really liked her so I don't really know much about it

Starting point is 00:54:40 like is she a bitch that's what that's what the internet is that she's a bitch I just don't know if there was something I don't sum this shit up she a bitch or what I should be sure tell me what are we thinking I just really I don't really know much about it yeah it seems like it seems like she pretty much escalated a lot of information of what was going down on set with the actor in the you know that don't II the the movie I didn't watch it but yeah yeah that that film I guess there was a lot of accusations being thrown around by about like cheating mmm and like even more aggressive she threw

Starting point is 00:55:25 like sexual harassment allegations yeah Justin and then he came back with like receipts that she was actually the bad one so it's an ongoing it's an on like investigation yes like going back and forth he was that deep I thought it was just like oh she's kind of rude yeah but like all of Hollywood and everyone pretty much backed Justin and not Blake Lively so like it's like It's this big kind of like war going on. I haven't Dough very deeply into it the most of the stuff. I just like here on this podcast and whatnot and uh, You know, I loved like

Starting point is 00:56:02 Getting to watch like Ryan Reynolds and everything. It's like awesome. So it was like when I saw it. I was like getting to watch like Ryan Reynolds and everything is like awesome So it was like when I saw it I was like god damn it now. How am I gonna root for these guys so oh? That's crazy. I didn't know about that Yeah, it's and doesn't she kind of have a history of like falling in love with co-workers isn't that like well? That's how she that's how she met Ryan Reynolds yeah yeah and he was married he was married yeah to uh to who was he married to Scarlett Johansson Scarlett Johansson yeah am i right am i getting shakes of yes his heads in your studio there brie i think i think so yeah he was married to scarlett johansson and then on green lantern he met yeah bl Lively. And she was like 19 or something.

Starting point is 00:56:46 I think that's probably one of the worst things ever. Like that could ever happen to you. I could never date an actor for that reason. I feel like they always actually fall in love with their co-star. It's like, just imagine, so you were in the side with this person for like years, right?

Starting point is 00:57:04 You guys probably get along. Imagine if like two really cool people, you know? And then on the show, you guys gotta be telling each other all the time, like, I love you, I love you, I love you, and spending so much time together. At some point, I feel like your brain is not gonna know what's reality and what's not. And then you also, you start being like,

Starting point is 00:57:19 oh my God, this person's actually like, I've been kissing this person every day. I've been saying, I love you every day. I actually love this person because she's a really nice person. So it's so easy for the person to fall in love. And that happens all the time and it's so sad. I imagine like you-

Starting point is 00:57:30 Yeah, I feel like it's a trick. Yeah, and imagine supporting your partner to do work like that's awesome. And then you never know if he's actually gonna fall in love with the person that he's acting or like she's gonna fall. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, because as actors too, I feel like you have to be so in character

Starting point is 00:57:44 and you like really immerse yourself to be that person So you actually do fall in love with the co-host and they're like wait or co-host copa a co-star And then you're like what's reality do I actually love them? I don't even remember my wife That happens all the time that's why every every show that I watch I find out that like everyone that I dated everyone there Or something like that. Yeah, I think just don't be a shitty person Yeah, it makes yeah, just see it happen time and time after time yeah, you just see all the time So then you're like, okay. Yeah, but that just makes some shitty people. Yeah, it makes fucking shitty. Oh my god I'll be literally so sad if I don't really have like sympathy. It's not like I'd be like, oh well

Starting point is 00:58:23 I get it, you know like your heads in the clouds No, I don't get acting with like this person and it's like well. I understand no fuck off Yes, it's like you're just a shitty person trying to like cover up a terrible excuse Yeah, to be like it's okay to cheat that it's just fucking dumb the worst one of all time is Brad Pitt When Jennifer is Jennifer Henniston and then fell in love with Angelina Jolie they married her and then like Jennifer Henniston just just like never Dated a single right still I think so I saw her I mean there was pictures of her spotted with Pedro Pascal which I would like

Starting point is 00:59:00 Literally die for amazing that would be a sick couple actually. Sick couple. The most perfect, beautiful, funny couple. Jennifer deserves love more than anyone I think. Yes. Yes. She's like, she's like gotta be one of my favorite female actresses. Like, like she just hilarious and seems so nice.

Starting point is 00:59:20 Seems so nice. And she's so beautiful. So lovable. She's like, and now like Brett Bitten and Angel Julie don't doesn't even talk anymore, right? Yeah They had a horrible. I know yeah. Oh my god That's oh makes me so mad and like you'll see like clips of like Jennifer Aniston When she's at like award shows like in their look exchanges between her and Brad Pitt And I feel like she always just comes off looking like such a boss

Starting point is 00:59:42 Yeah, you know what I mean like even though she's like being nice and she's not even trying to like start any drama or anything She doesn't give dirty looks or anything. She'll even just give like a Like a little smile. I'm like, you know what fuck? Yeah, don't make them think don't make them think that you're not like better off with Without them or something, you know, like you're killing it. Yeah, just be like I'm fucking Jennifer Anson. Fuck you, bitch. I can just smile and wave. I need her to date someone amazing. Yeah, I was like, I don't even know if there's any guy that's good enough for her, but Pedro Pascal's up there.

Starting point is 01:00:13 Pedro Pascal is up there. Pedro Pascal is up there, yeah. That would be, that would probably be my favorite Hollywood couple. Ever, yeah. I think that would be my favorite Hollywood couple if they got together. Do you guys think they'll see this clip?

Starting point is 01:00:24 No, oh, am I kidding? Should we send it to them and be like, hey? Yeah, I think I'd be my favorite Hollywood couple if they got together. Do you guys think they'll see this clip? We just start spamming their inboxes every day in a group message We set up there we arrange them Yeah, we arrange their marriage candles and then we just me and Josh just leave the room We slowly just scoot our chairs back But they're like really loud metal chairs that are scraping against the ground and we just slowly are scooting back every once in a while until it's just dead and then like we just like come back with like wine and fill it up yeah I was gonna say we come back with like steak yeah yeah yes we're just like hey wherever this goes it goes they could be watching this

Starting point is 01:01:00 right now and be like wow I sure hate this person Yeah. Maybe they'll more likely they're not watching. Maybe they'd get a clip. Yeah. Maybe their friend would send it to them. Right. Right. Right. Well, guys, we're rooting for you. Fall in love. Really? Please. That would be awesome. Please. Yeah. Oh, we got more talking more couples. Joe Exotic marries prison boyfriend in jail. Joe Exotic, do you guys remember Tiger King?

Starting point is 01:01:25 He's serving 22 years in prison for murder for hire against Carole Baskin and 17 counts of animal abuse. Terrible man. Married his fellow inmate, Jorge Marquez, who was 33 years old and this is the Tiger King's third marriage. Wow.

Starting point is 01:01:40 Is this the first marriage to a dude? I think, I think yes I think you know is all he can get in there, so I guess like yeah probably gonna turn gay He was married to a man before my guys been gay. Yeah, yeah Last partners were men so he's just been gay Well, I guess we could have. Best case scenario to go to jail then. Yeah I mean...

Starting point is 01:02:13 Woo. I don't really know what to say to Joe Exotic getting married. I don't really... Give a shit? Yeah. Yeah he's like a terrible dude. But it's like two inmates getting married so I'm sure they're both probably both terrible. What do you think? Like, do you think like the cellmates get excited for the wedding?

Starting point is 01:02:29 Do you think they're like, oh my God, who's going to be the bridesmaids? Like, do you think they're getting stoked or like, what do you think it's like in there? I feel like that would be so fun when you're in jail and there's like, oh, it's a party. It's a wedding. Yeah. Yeah. Do you think they're like they're like just like ripping, like, like just keg stands almost of just like toilet wine Do you think they're just like filling up as much as they can smoking as many cigarettes as possible? Oh? Probably gonna be a party dude. Yeah, it has to be but that's all they get is are the marriages in prison. Yeah. Yeah, well

Starting point is 01:03:02 Let's go to the next topic Chloe Kardashian comes out with protein popcorn. She just launched Cloud Foods with her first product being protein popcorn. She's making protein popcorn. Everyone's coming out with the popcorn. Is this an ad read? Yeah, I don't know. Why would we?

Starting point is 01:03:22 I think people were freaking out about it, that it was protein popcorn. Freaking out because it was protein popcorn? I think people are just like, why do they need to have more products? All they do is come out with products. And I wonder how many of their products fail and how many succeed? Like, do we think they're all a massive success

Starting point is 01:03:39 just because their name is on it? No, don't you remember the whole like Kylie collection, the swimwear that everyone was talking shit about it? Or like, did everyone hate it? No, don't you remember the whole like Kylie collection, the swimwear that everyone was talking shit about it? Or like did everyone hated it? I don't know. I remember I was I was like 2017 she or like 2018. I don't even remember she released like the swim collection and people were just talking about like the how he just like it was not that good like the fabric or all of that. Yeah and I mean like if I were to see popcorn I wouldn't just buy it because it had Chloe Kardashian's name on it I just don't know the people that are like, oh instead of my regular popcorn. Let me get this Chloe popcorn

Starting point is 01:04:12 Yeah, another one don't care next topic What do we got next we got Kim Kardashian's trial for ten million dollar Robbie Robby Robbery one of the defendants dies, and the other is too injured to be put on trial. So Kim Kardashian's infamous Paris robbery is finally going on trial. That was so long ago. It was 2016.

Starting point is 01:04:34 Yeah, almost 10 years ago. Yeah, when Kim was held at gunpoint, she talked about it, and she has $10 million of jewelry stolen, 10 people are on trial, one of them is dead, the other one's too injured. What happened to them? Did they get into like a car accident or something? They're just out here breaking limbs and can't go on trial?

Starting point is 01:04:51 I don't know, it seems like maybe someone's trying to shut somebody up. Ooh. Yeah. We've got conspiracies. Do you think there's the bigger guy? Yeah, could be. Could be like, you know, like there could be

Starting point is 01:05:03 a bigger operation behind the robbery that doesn't want to be Named in the case Kanye That would be a what a twist what a twist that's like a show twist It's a Christopher Nolan twist right there that would be hey listen. I don't know who knows that was the thing anyone ever talked about That's when Kanye had his hand up Kim's ass. Yeah, it says he died suddenly and that doesn't say why he died, so that's fucking weird. Anyway. And then the other guy's just injured? He's just too injured.

Starting point is 01:05:31 What do you mean? They just beat the bricks out of the guy? Seems like they're silencing people. Seems like they're silencing people to me. Mmm, yeah. And maybe it's because Kanye was behind it all. That's my conspiracy. I'm running that. Alright. I like it. Alright guys, quick commercial break. BFF listeners, if you've heard us talk about Roboc and thought, I need to check that out, we've got some exciting news. So we've talked about it a lot, but they've just dropped two brand new women's products.

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Starting point is 01:07:16 It was for a second because sometimes you guys are talking about like people that like that's OK. And I was saying I was paying attention. Oh, my God. I did that the whole time, baby. It was just now for a second. No, it isn't. That's third time. I've seen it or else. I wouldn't have poked you Yeah, I don't even try to lie right now. Yes. I'm sorry guys. Thank you. It wasn't over talking about that's okay Yeah, sorry, so sorry. It's okay. Okay. Do you know about Katy Perry? I? Know Katy Perry. Yeah, do you like Katy Perry? I used to like her songs I don't really know what she's doing right now. Well. She just began her yeah, did you like Katy Perry? I used to like her songs. I don't really know what she's doing right now Well, she just began her yeah, did you see these? Did you guys see these clips? I haven't know let's put them up

Starting point is 01:07:51 Let's put them up. So Gabby has something to watch besides real. Wait. Sorry. Maybe feel so bad now Why did you make me feel like that? Well, you were the one doing it Yeah, but it was not in a mean way now. It means seems like I mean, I'm sorry. Sorry Brie. It's okay Gabby. Oh Whoa I'm sorry. Oh My god Cut the cable cut the cables is nuts. That was bizarre Wait, so was all that in one show all that was in one show. I Mean she's putting on a story I guess I I get I get though like imagine you being like the literally the biggest like ten years ago and now like you're Trying to like yeah, like the best albums

Starting point is 01:09:26 Like you're trying to like get it back. Yeah one of like the best albums ever of pop history. That like she was the shit So it's like she's too Katy Perry, but like for you to make people still talk about you Like she's trying to do all that in concert. So it's like cool. Just like yeah that concert though Like imagine you do if you do a lot of drugs and go to that concert I'm sure you're leaving be like that was the best concert. I went to school how she's doing so much I think it's a cool concert, like just because of like everything that she's doing. Yeah, I like how you look at things, babe. I always think about that.

Starting point is 01:09:52 I was like, dude, if I was like a pop star too, that no one really right now talks about me doing all that too. I'm doing flips on the stage. Have lightsabers. Dragons and me running in the air i'll be trying everything and i bet people will go just because i mean it looks like that person just went to make fun of her so she's selling tickets regardless yeah i would go it looks like a cirque du seletio show is what it looks like should we go to katie perry concert i would totally i would run that up

Starting point is 01:10:21 that would be fun like listen to the old like is's singing only old songs I bet you it's all new songs. Yeah, but she have a new album. Yeah, she's got to pop out with the old bangers It's her like eras tour. So she's doing all of the things. I would totally go to her concert. That'd be fun Mm-hmm. Oh totally. Yeah. Yeah. Well that person was cut the cables. It's crazy. No Yeah, that's nuts. Oh my this was crazy. Did you guys hear this? Did you guys go to um Lana Del Rey set at stagecoach? We did it, but I did see a video of this. Yeah Um, why did we go Lana Del Rey? The only reason I would have went to stagecoach. Why didn't we go? I wanted to stay for her, but we didn't I

Starting point is 01:11:01 Don't know I don't know. I don't remember. I wanted to see her but we didn't well She talked on she talked about kissing Morgan Walling on stage during her stagecoach set She said and she debuted her new song 57.5 at stagecoach. This is the last time I'm ever gonna say this line I kissed Morgan Wallen I guess kissing me kind of went to his head if you want my secret to success I suggest you don't go ATVing with him when you're out West Why did the kiss go to his head? I was confused with that line. Did he say something? Um he kind of just like went off the rails a little bit

Starting point is 01:11:34 Okay, and I think maybe that's what she was saying or maybe as insinuating that like SNL stuff like what? Yeah, maybe he the SNL stuff he kind of seemed like a douche all like this throwing the chair shit I don't know I just can't believe she would even give him the time of day to kiss him I think but I mean she kind of kisses the craziest people right right well right well get that topic I guess I don't know fucking that seems like such a just there's nothing to say about that who is Morgan Walden Morgan Walden's a country singer okay he's like the biggest country singer ever I was gonna say is that a guy or a girl it's a guy a guy oh I thought it was a girl no no no

Starting point is 01:12:20 it's a guy it would kind of like make sense they're both so big for them to kiss but I don't know. It seems like she's out of his league looks wise. Should we do hot takes and see what Gabby thinks about the hot takes? Yeah, I kind of want to see what Landon Barker was so disgusted about by kissing a girl that apparently- Oh, I saw the clip.

Starting point is 01:12:36 Oh, I didn't see this. No, I didn't see this. I saw that on my front page. Is this his girlfriend? Mm-hmm, apparently. Oh. Wait, can you? She's pretty this is girlfriend guys. Yeah, I think so Like damn your breast tank

Starting point is 01:12:59 Not even because of the kiss you probably just like a bad timing Yeah, or like you could have just like taking a shot or something Yeah, and then like and then was like I feel like I do weird faces all the time or or she could have just had Like gloss on yeah kisser. It was like well. I'm like yeah could be so many things You know or he just had like a face tick Like one of those just like a random like you know Just like a random like you know I'm what's great bad or yeah, or she had this stanky is breath

Starting point is 01:13:30 Maybe she just ate a raw onion or something. I Didn't know what that he had a new girlfriend like is this a public relationship? I didn't know Oh, I guess I mean they're publicly kissing you know Sometimes your girlfriend's breath is gonna smell like onion a little bit and you just have to endure that sometimes They love raw onion on everything every single meal they eat and then you want to give them a kiss right after You know we're like 15 minutes after maybe even three hours after and it still smells like onion And you just got it be like hey, it's not Josh what are you talking about? I don't know what do you? Just putting out a hypothetical. I'm the one who always cares about breath. Yeah, do you like Gabby?

Starting point is 01:14:10 Yeah, I'm obsessed with onions. I put raw onion everything it's like I'm kissing Shrek's mouth No, it's not Josh. I never every time I like I eat raw onion Whatever if I'm at the house, I brush my teeth or not. I'm a gum you were the one who never brush your teeth That's not true. I brush my teeth every single day. No, you never do brush my teeth every single day You brush your teeth, but like during the day you don't well Yeah, you do it in the morning and at night sometimes I throw in like a lunch brush if I'm you know if depending I'm saying sometimes like you like if I'm out I read a gum like while you're making it seem like I eat raw onion like on purpose and try to kiss you

Starting point is 01:14:47 That's like an apple. Dude. I'm obsessed with onion. It's like onion just makes everything taste good I'm just giving Gabby a hard time. But the stink never goes away and it like if you touch it with your hands your hands always smell like onion Even if you wash them ten times you just smell like onions But yeah, no Gabby does like onion. Even if you wash them ten times. You just think like onions. But yeah, no, Gabby does like onion on stuff. And so like whenever we get it and we eat, if we're like, you know, we just ate and then we're watching TV, like maybe we haven't, you know, brushed our teeth and gone ready for bed yet.

Starting point is 01:15:14 That's why I always have gum. But I'll like give her a kiss and then I'll be like, whew. And she'll always just get upset, but in a funny way. Yeah, because I always get gum. I never be, I never get gum. That's okay. Hey, because I always get gum. I never be over the top. That's okay. Hey, I don't mind. I'd take that on your breath.

Starting point is 01:15:28 Well, we just found out you don't even brush your teeth, Josh, so it'll be a little busy. I always brush my teeth. I brush my teeth all the time. I brush my teeth two times a day since I was like, I mean, able to brush my own teeth. Sure, Gabby will be the judge of that. Next point, next point.

Starting point is 01:15:41 Hot takes. Okay, hot takes. First one we got. Chris and Jojo Siwa on Big Brother are already dating. Mild. I think it's mild. I agree with it. You think so?

Starting point is 01:15:54 Yeah, I don't think that's that out of his sake. OK, I think that would be crazy if they're secretly dating, and then they're just like, they don't want it to be in the media. So they're like, shh, we're good people. Gabby doesn't know anything about that. You might know a little bit confused. I feel like they are there aren't they out of Big Brother? Yeah, oh, they're out. Oh, so they're probably dating agreed What we got next Jay, we screamed free Brittany only to realize she actually needs help. I

Starting point is 01:16:24 Agree with this one. I'm confused by this one. So like everyone was like free Brittany from people helping her and taking care of her. And then now that she's free, it seems like she needed people to help her and take care of her. Yeah, I mean, can't both be true? Can we want it or free from bad people and then have good people to help her out? Yeah, but it doesn't seem like anyone good is coming to help her out Maybe they need us. Maybe maybe that's our thing. Maybe that's our next mission

Starting point is 01:16:54 Yeah, we go take care of britney and we had britney on tour on to bffs. Yeah, she's she can be in our burger What is our our name? Oh? Poutine punk burger poutine from burger burger. She is our name? Oh, oh, Poutine Funk Burger. Poutine Funk Burger. She can give like her ideas. Yeah, she could be our consultant. Yeah, like the dance ideas, all of that. Yeah. That'd be cool. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:17:15 Ryan Reynolds is more sketchy than Blake. He's the villain. Does he has anything bad? Like, does people talk anything bad about him? I've never seen it. I guess the only thing would be like the Scarlett Johans. Not that that that's only but that's the only thing I can think of Actually last night he Travis Kelce unfollowed Ryan Reynolds. So if you guys get that connection, whoa Yeah, because Taylor connection

Starting point is 01:17:39 So that's a little sketchy. I think I don't know That is sketchy and you know what? That's a little sketchy, I think, I don't know. That is sketchy, and you know what? I've said this all the time, like when someone, Ryan Reynolds is like that guy where he's just so nice, so lovey, so like overly perfect, there's nothing wrong with him in interviews, he's like so curated his image.

Starting point is 01:17:56 Those people are the people you need to watch out about, the ones that aren't just like authentic. Authentic, yeah. If you're not authentic. I see what you're saying. Yeah, I see what you're saying Like it makes one of the like the people in interviews that sometimes probably come across as dicks a little bit more or like a little Bit more blunt are probably the best people. Yeah, they're more real They're not scared of like, you know what you're gonna get being themselves. Even if they're like a dick

Starting point is 01:18:18 It's like they have opinions and they're not like robots. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No And they're not like robots. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, no Sometimes he could be the bad guy and we don't know yeah, you know always falls on the girl I know yes, no one's even talking about Ryan You never know all right guys game time. They don't make it easy to buy concert tickets these days You got to sign up for the pre-sale get in the queue and by the time you get through the best seats are gone Go into a concert should be about the show itself, not waiting in a virtual line. Lucky for me, I always use Game Time, the official ticketing partner of Barstool Sports. Game Time makes getting tickets faster and easier.

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Starting point is 01:19:18 Again, create an account and redeem code BFF for $20 off. Download the Game Time app today. What time is it game time okay next one SNL is so unfunny I don't think that's a hot take at all I don't think that's a hot take anymore um I still think they got moments you know I still think there's times where they kill it I think it's really hard probably in Network television today With how woke a lot of the members are yeah of SNL included and how

Starting point is 01:19:59 You have to think about you know like your broadcast and all of that stuff like It's probably pretty difficult to keep the same level of humor. You know it's not gonna be easy to go for the same jokes that they always were going for So I'm sure that's part of it. I mean It's you know It's tough. It's tough to make comedy that the whole world is gonna like when you're in a woke era Yeah, and even when they do like something a little bit they like teeter on the line then they have to like apologize Then they got to apologize and do the whole thing and like When making comedy you can't be apologizing

Starting point is 01:20:32 Yeah, it's really tough to make comedy and then apologize for your comedy because then you kind of look like you just have no spine You're like and like and then it looks like you're trying to be harmful or hurtful with whatever joke you made Yeah, because you're admitting to being like, oh yeah this was offensive and not just a joke, but a joke's supposed to be a joke and a joke is supposed to be funny. Just like, make it funny and then it's not offensive. Yeah. I didn't remember the last time I laughed at SNL. I don't really keep up to date with it, but I think those new young guys are funny. And every time Timothy Chalamet's on it I laugh, but that's props.

Starting point is 01:21:03 That's just cause Timothy's hilarious. That other guy is really funny, too. He's a What's his name Domingo Domingo yeah I like his videos most mostly it's all like the new era people yeah I think the cast like they're super funny and talented But I just feel like it's just I don't know like if they were doing their own shit or like in a different in like A tv show or something. I just feel like snl has just been like Yeah, it's too bad. It's really too bad. I know because it's an iconic show. Oh, yeah Wait, this next one's crazy

Starting point is 01:21:38 Did I write this vaping is still cool, I don't care if it's bad for you I hate people who vape. That's a bad take I hate it. I don't think vaping is cool at all. It's literally the most uncool. It's so uncool. No, I'm not kidding. I mean, smoking a cigarette is cooler than hitting a vape. Way cooler.

Starting point is 01:21:58 It could be cool, but I also hate it. I'm not saying it's cool. Neither are cool. You know what I mean? It's cooler to you know You have healthy lungs and not sound like a robot Yeah, I guess secret will be cool when vaping is like vaping like when I own on me when I see other people vape I get bummed out cuz I'm like damn. That's what I look like I'm like that is just a bummer cuz it looks so uncool

Starting point is 01:22:24 But like okay all the kids that like this podcast do not don't do either That's what I look like. I'm like, that is just a bummer because it looks so uncool. But like, okay, all the kids that listen to this podcast, do not pick up a vape. Because it is fucking like, I'm literally addicted to it. I have it everywhere I go. I can't stop. I could if I like actually had willpower, but I'm not trying to.

Starting point is 01:22:38 I wish I never picked it up. Because once you do, you can't get rid of it. And then you just look like, I don't think anyone has ever looked cool hitting a vape No, I feel like you was at some point like at least in Brazil like people were just like kind of like Like starting to do a high school and like oh I've vaped and like people are trying to be cool, but it's so not cool It's now whenever I see someone's own. I feel like it feels the vibe that they are trying to be cool, but it's not cool Yeah, yeah, so it's like it looks like you're like sucking on a dildo what it looks like

Starting point is 01:23:05 I don't know about it. It's a lot of those like long and they like light up and like kind of like well like vibrant It's like a dildo The vibrates like some of these the vibrates. Yeah, definitely. I don't know about the vibrator vapes like When you put like a jewel cap in you know what I mean when you put in the pod to the jewel it'll like You know if there is anything that looks cool. I will say jewel is pretty sleek and cool, but I List of the vapes because it's like to rank them old school The jewel is like the first I feel like the first vape. It was like the cigarette of vape. But isn't like the same thing. It's like a little black. It looks like a USB

Starting point is 01:23:42 Oh yeah, but it's like same as vape same as soup still super bad for you. All bad Done, but if there was none of them are actually cool. Yeah, no, and you shouldn't do it. No, like actually don't It's awful. There's wake. There's way cooler things to do like Just don't be drawing a blank. Eating an apple. There we go, Gaff. Because people say that apple is the new cigarettes. Who's saying that? I don't know.

Starting point is 01:24:11 I saw that on my TikTok. And people are like, apple is just like the same as cigarettes, just like super mysterious. I'm like, okay, go for it. Honestly, apple is better than cigarettes. Honestly, kind of. Apple is better than Sigris. It's just a new thing. People are meeting up at corners of the street to be like, hey, you got an apple? You got an extra apple? Can I get a drag of your apple?

Starting point is 01:24:36 It's actually way better than Sigris. Guys, switch Sigris to apple. Yeah, that's good. All right, that's a new thing. I like that. I do like that. Maybe poutine funk burger will bring that to the mainstream You know bring that on stage instead of smoking cigs like other artists do will just crunch into apples

Starting point is 01:24:52 Raise your motherfucking apples in the air And take a bite if you just don't care Yeah, I know that was good and then we all bob for apples on stage and everyone goes crazy Yeah, I know those good and then we all bob for apples on stage and everyone goes And we like Bob and we like Chuck them out into the stage with yeah people catch them in their mouths Yeah, and they're like I want to be cool Everyone instead of like, you know mole bro and American spirits and all these different cigarettes brands, you got like Granny Smith. You know what I mean? You got, yeah, yeah, Apple Crisp.

Starting point is 01:25:29 You know, what type of, what type of apple guy are you? We can create another type of apple too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We grow our own, homegrown. All right. Wow, look at us. I like that. Guys, we're so smart.

Starting point is 01:25:40 Fuck, we are. We're just so smart. When people listen to this, they're gonna say, these people are so smart. These people are smart., they're gonna say, these people are so smart. These people are smart. They need help. Why didn't we think about replacing the cigarette and vape epidemic with apples?

Starting point is 01:25:51 That's what everyone's thinking right now. We didn't even start it. In fact, they see because I saw that on my TikTok. Oh, nevermind, I never seen it. So we'll just pretend. It was, yeah, it was my idea. It was our idea. Yep.

Starting point is 01:26:05 Last one. Oh no, we have a couple couple more Kendrick got destroyed in the beef, but casuals will forever insist he won I love that take Josh wrote that one He did not get a destroyed in the beef that's crazy work. I definitely did not write that you definitely did not He's something that you would have right? It's probably a good take I probably agree with it. You probably agree with it. Well people are way too mean to Jojo Siwa She never done anything wrong right now just make fun of her so yeah people are to me yeah I guess I guess like some yeah, I'm not saying that like a couple things should like it's not that like she's not Cream it's gotta be so hard to live your entire life from the age of four years old with millions of eyeballs

Starting point is 01:26:51 Yes, she got zero Natural progression of growing up and being able to act like an idiot or like make mistakes or go through phases Which every human being does right? Yeah It kind of was just all all the time one of the biggest people in the world like in 2019 yeah remember she was like she was like selling like fucking a hundred million bows or whatever the shit that she would sell at Walmart like come on now yeah yeah let the girl live.

Starting point is 01:27:25 She's just trying to figure it out. For real. Trying to figure it out. But yeah, everyone give us your wedding hot takes. Favorite parts, worst parts, that's worth it. Our wedding ones. The debate of whether or not you should have an open bar at your wedding and whether it's acceptable

Starting point is 01:27:40 for a wedding to be dry is trending on TikTok. Can't have a dry wedding. You can not have a dry wedding. Can't have a dry wedding, unacceptable. Unacceptable. I think it's unacceptable for the guests. I understand it's your wedding, but what, do you want everyone to have a shit time? So even if you're sober, unless you're like,

Starting point is 01:27:56 okay, wait, what if they're like recovering? What if the people getting married are like recovering alcoholics? Yeah, but this is like, this is very circumstantial. Okay, so we're not putting in any extremes. No extremes. Of course, if someone's recovering, they- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 01:28:14 So no extremes, no semantics, just straight up wedding. But like, you two get married and you're like, dry wedding. Can it be dry? Fuck no. Hell no. That's awful. Why would you do that to anyone? We need drinks. I know like...

Starting point is 01:28:28 I think you gotta have drinks at a wedding. It is your wedding, but like what the fuck? Don't you want to be a good host? What do you think? But that doesn't mean that... I guess... I wouldn't do a dry wedding, but like... I guess like... Do you need alcohol that much to have fun?

Starting point is 01:28:46 No, but it enhances. Yeah. It does. Like dance, it just makes everyone loose and it's a party celebration. I don't think it's about necessarily like, you know, will I have fun on my wedding night with or without drinks? No, no, I'm not talking about your wedding.

Starting point is 01:29:03 Yeah, I'm talking about the people being like guests. But like, I think it's more of like the guests. Like, guests are gonna need it. You have a lot of guests that probably don't necessarily maybe all know each other. So, or maybe you got people from the family that don't. You know what I'm saying? Like it's like-

Starting point is 01:29:16 And then there's like always family fights, like all the families meet up and it's like, dude, I need a shot right now. You need like a couple drinks and everyone so everything can just be chill and have fun. You want everyone on the dance floor. What you want to look around at your wedding? There's like four people on the dance floor.

Starting point is 01:29:28 Yeah, you see me at a wedding. I'll probably be wasted. Yep. Makes sense. I will say one of my friends ended up having last second, like the bartender couldn't make it for their wedding, but then they had nobody that come and with a liquor license and serve alcohol wait this is real yeah yeah so they ended up like pretty much being like we have to have because supplying a wedding with all that alcohol like on top like now and

Starting point is 01:30:00 then needing to find someone to serve like that's like expensive you know what I mean like yeah and so bartender couldn't show up so then it became like a bring your own booze wedding though Oh, that's good. That's kind of fun. Which was just Was kind of sick. I'm not gonna lie was awesome like I actually have said like hands-down favorite wedding I've ever been to Was this wedding it was absolutely the best time everyone like had the drinks they wanted you know everyone's there with the drinks they wanted and like drinks were a million bucks. Yeah it just felt

Starting point is 01:30:37 right it just felt right like I love being the guy too that like we I mean my family probably looked like the white trash family there. We had a big ass, what are they, igloo coolers or whatever they are. The big like, I know exactly what you're talking about. You know what I'm talking, like rollers and everything. They're like plastic but they're like the white top, blue bottom. Hell yeah, but like big. You know what I mean? Like this thing wasn't just even like your average one like you're taking to a

Starting point is 01:31:07 Family's got a drink the whole fan and then we were also like giving drinks What are the odds like some people are gonna forget drinks probably pretty high we can't have that we can't have people being thirsty No one can be so we brought so many drinks so many bottles and we were just like everyone's on the dance floor We're just like everyone's coming over to our table We're just pouring up some drinks for people throwing some people some beers or whatever it was awesome it was the best time everyone's on the dance floor we had like dance lines going where people were like hyping people up like the Jennifer Hudson show except before I

Starting point is 01:31:37 ever even saw that like where everyone's kind of go go go go and like someone's like going down the line and like hitting a move or whatever. It was awesome It was a good wedding. That's all good time such a good wedding such a good wedding. So do that at your wedding Bring your own walk. Oh, no, we will we will we will we will have ah, we will have open bar there We'll have alcohol there. Yeah, gotta go open bar. I hope I I hope we're gonna have a pretty wild wedding Actually, I know I kind of want it to be soon just because I'm like In the mood to go to a wedding of like I want you guys to be like young and hot while you guys get married Oh, well, we'll be young and hot

Starting point is 01:32:13 Yeah, yeah true true, but I want to go tomorrow weddings. I feel like I've only been to no you waiting Well, we got a third coming on Did you guys speaking of weddings? Did you guys see that Dave so Rhea and Marty from Barstool got married? And they got married this weekend and Dave said that he couldn't come he texted Rhea and Marty two hours before they got married And was like hey, sorry. I'm not gonna make it to the wedding Because he thought it was in august because he thought the RSVP date was the date of the wedding because he thought the RSVP date was the date of the wedding. Are you understanding? What do you mean that's the RSVP date? So like on the date like when you get the invitation there's like an RSVP date where you have to RSVP for the

Starting point is 01:32:56 wedding by so you have to tell them when you can make it by but he thought the date of the actual wedding was that so he texted them two hours before they were getting married, like, hey, sorry, I'm not going to make it. But the RSVP would have been before the wedding. Yeah, it would have been before the wedding. Yes, but he thought that that wedding date was the RSVP date, but it was the actual wedding date.

Starting point is 01:33:16 Oh. The invitation. OK. OK, I think I see what you're saying. So it was like the most Dave move. He was like, oh, it's the last day I can RSVP. Sorry, I can't make it and it's like two hours before they're about to walk down the aisle And he's just like hey, I can't make it That's crazy

Starting point is 01:33:33 Yes, but I texted them after and was like, holy fucking shit. I didn't know that you were getting married today I'm such an idiot. I'm the worst guy for texting you two hours before you get married. Yeah, it's the worst guy move That's for sure Gotta get better Dave gotta get better. It's the most Dave move that I've ever seen. Do you think we'll invite Dave to our wedding? Sure, if he's a person that is important to you 100% I appreciate that I Want to get to know him more? Yeah, I feel like I just don't know Dave. The only interaction I had with him was the podcast.

Starting point is 01:34:07 Would you want to invite him, Josh? I'd invite Dave. I don't mind if Dave is there. That'd be awesome. Yeah, that'd be cool. That'd be cool. Yeah. I mean, I feel like he would pop in, stay for the ceremony, and then be like, Peace. Peace, guys.

Starting point is 01:34:20 There's no way he's staying long. And I think he would just appreciate the feel of being invited Yeah, of course. You just appreciate it. Yeah, he'd probably say no so we could send an invite and like just like look like good guys And then you'll say no he says no to everything he says no to everything I think he would I think he would go to your wedding for side. Yeah, I thought you guys are close. I Did too? I Guess we'll see time will tell time will tell time. It's up. Last up. We have BFFs corner I I did too. I did too shit. I Guess we'll see time will tell time will tell time. What's up? Last up we have BFFs corner

Starting point is 01:34:54 Moobys smelly and Ray that just those are such funny names They they guessed which jobs me and Josh would have if we weren't influencers. Oh, I haven't okay cool Yes, we're gonna pick job celebrities would have if they weren't celebrities or influencers or yada yada yada So the first one up Joshi Richie, I'm gonna go I think you'd be on like either like a Surfer like instructor like I don't know like out of the hummus or like a model I'm thinking about this look like low-key like an interior designer He's like he would design the games for hunger games, I could be the hunger games game guy three

Starting point is 01:35:30 Photographer. Oh, yeah, or I think she would do something like you're gonna say I think you do something in music or like be like, I don't know like something with Like with a DJ's like event planning for like some DJ or promoter Like I think a nice bouncer. They're almost they're almost too nice. I almost wanted I almost wanted a little bit more like mean. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Starting point is 01:35:56 Like I think I would see you as like as a because you're smart. It would be something like you would be like. A business guy. I got to see you being like a business guy business guy like a business guy business guy and I was this guy breathe am here with my suitcase and I or my what is it hey I'm here with my suitcase and my suit I was gonna say briefcase in my suit but I think I combined it the two together that's not a good move coming off of that is a bad business man

Starting point is 01:36:27 She was just like yeah, you're so smart Me my suitcase Fuck you fuck that anyways Be an intern. I feel like I would just like work it like an animal shelter, and I'd be really poor Girl cuz they don't make money. I think I know I see you, you have a big personality. I would see you doing something that like you talk to people like you know you're good at this so.

Starting point is 01:36:55 Thanks, I don't know, yeah. I don't know what I would do. I don't know what you see Bri doing. Maybe like a counselor. I think something like that, like a counselor. Would you ever, yeah, would you ever work in a school? Oh, maybe I could see you being like a tattoo artist. That's nothing to do with where we're talking right now. I can't even, I

Starting point is 01:37:14 can't draw. Oh, last thing. Oh, I went to Ireland this weekend. Oh my God. I saw that. Where? Why? Like why? Like out of nowhere. Random. Well, I was watching normal people. I? Like out of nowhere. It's so random. Well, I was watching Normal People. I don't think either of you guys have ever watched Normal People, because I've asked you before. You have to friggin' watch it, Gabby.

Starting point is 01:37:32 You would love it. It's like a, like a, what? It's like a romance. It's like a comedy show, oh romance? Love, okay. Yeah, and it's Paul Mezcal, and it's Daisy Edgar-Jones, and it's just, oh, a shot to the heart. It's so beautiful.

Starting point is 01:37:43 It's an Irish show. They're like, they film it in in Ireland and I watch it for like the fourth time and every time I watch it I'm like I want to go to Ireland so I'm watching it and I'm like I have a free weekend this is my only free weekend for like the next three months so why don't I just book a trip to Ireland tonight no way and then I looked up flights they weren't too bad I booked a trip to Ireland my friend Aiden was over and he's like, I'll come to Ireland with you.

Starting point is 01:38:07 I was like, okay, you're gonna come to Ireland with me? That's so fun. And then we got on a flight that night. We went to Ireland and it kind of turned into, let's just say everything that possibly could have went wrong in Ireland went wrong. Yeah. But like what happened?

Starting point is 01:38:24 Did the snakes come back? How many days were you there? It was just like, like every, so we got to the hotel and they're like oh this hotel was, you booked it for next week. We're like okay. And we only, we only went there with like one booking. So that was the first thing. You booked it for the wrong week. Yep. Yeah. Yeah. But it's okay. We switched it was fine. Then we traveled around Dublin, we had fun. Then we get into the car. We drive across, we drive five hours through. It was supposed to be a four hour drive to this town called Dingle in Ireland. It's like on the West Coast. We're about to pull up to Dingle. I'm like, let's put in the Airbnb address. The Airbnb, it says Dingle Airbnb. It wasn't, it was an hour and a half away from Dingle, so we were like, oh my God, this four hour car ride just turned to a five

Starting point is 01:39:11 and a half hour, so we had to turn around, go to this town Dingle, and then we finally get there, we're so pissed, we've been in the car for like six hours, right? We're like, let's just, let's go to the bar, we'll get food, we haven't eaten yet, and we'll book the hotel that night. So we book the hotel while we're at the bar.

Starting point is 01:39:25 We leave our car and this town, Dingle, I'm not kidding guys, turns to be the craziest, craziest thing. We, Josh, people love BFFs so much in Ireland. Like every single person was like, I love BFFs. They were the nicest people ever. We have to do a tour in Ireland. Like they are fucking awesome.

Starting point is 01:39:45 I love you as much as they love BFFs and they were so nice, but they really like to party. Obviously they're Irish, right? So they get us going and we're just like, we thought it was going to be a casual chill time. And then all of a sudden, all of these people just like start coming out of the woodworks. They find us at these bars and it's like shots. It's this, it's crazy. So my friend Aiden, it's this, it's crazy. So my friend Aiden, he has this trick, he does like this party trick where he does splits,

Starting point is 01:40:09 he just is a very flexible guy, so when he gets drunk he's like, let me do a split, it's like his like party trick, you know? So he's holding his glass of Guinness, and he drops down and he does his split, and he like slips his hand a little bit like this and he lands face to glass the glass shatters In his mouth so the like literal like a mouthful of glass he gets up like you can just hear it The like the live music stopped it went everyone's like he gets up blood like pouring pouring from his face and

Starting point is 01:40:43 Obviously everyone's horrified. We go to the bathroom. He just like jokered himself. He jokered himself. And thank God, all that happened was a couple, he got a couple slips. Your mouth bleeds so rapidly, right? So even if he just cut it up and everything,

Starting point is 01:41:00 it would look like he was. The corner of his lip was hanging off. and like you said like the mouth bleeds So much, so it looked even a million times worse than it was but he's like drunk so he doesn't feel like there's just blood everywhere and Everyone's freaking out. It's insane and we're all kind of like wasted So and he's just like hurrah like he gets up and he's covered in blood It's like a movie scene where he just gets up. Yeah, he kind of like wasted so and he's just like hurrah like he gets up and he's covered in blood it's like a movie scene where he just gets up yeah he kind of is like no no no yeah yeah yeah because we had to take it all. He's shocked with these people he's like it's fine it's good and

Starting point is 01:41:32 you're like it is not good. I'm like no this is actually really I'm horrified like I'm not joking whole shirt covered in blood every like it didn't stop bleeding was this like a stitches thing or did did this end up, okay. So, well, this is where it gets a little crazy. So, then we kind of go on with the night. We go to another bar, we go do rugby drills in the middle of this town with this whole rugby team. It was just the most Irish night I'd ever had in my life.

Starting point is 01:42:03 Aidan's cheering, covered in blood still. I made a vlog of it. It will be out by the time this video, I mean this podcast is posted. You will see all of this. I had to cut a lot because there was a lot of blood and guts. It was like too much to post. But anyways, then we're like,

Starting point is 01:42:17 the adrenaline starts wearing off. He's bleeding a lot and he's like, this is the worst pain I have actually ever felt in my life. I'm like, all right. He got no kidding. Let's go check in to our hotel like finally we booked this hotel We check we need to check in so you know how we know it probably LA to and in New York like There hotels are always open and there's always someone at the front desk. Yeah, that is not the case in Ireland So they lock up we didn't know that they lock up at probably about 8 p.m And they just go to bed and you need to check in earlier,

Starting point is 01:42:47 which that's on us, we didn't really think of that. We just assumed it was the same as America, which it's not. So we roll up covered in blood at about, I wanna say 3.30 in the morning. The hotel's locked. There's a sign on the hotel that says knock or call. So we're knocking, we're calling. About an hour and a half goes by

Starting point is 01:43:06 we can't get into this hotel we are like we're in the middle of nowhere ireland like on the coast there's no hotels for us to stay in aiden's gushing blood we're like we need to go to the hospital but we need to make sure we have a place to sleep so we're banging we're banging finally someone comes to like let us in off the street that was getting drunk food into the hotel. We get into the hotel, we're like, hallelujah. We're checking into the hotel. We get in, nope. So they double booked it, wasn't gonna work,

Starting point is 01:43:34 we were too late, can't get in. It's four in the morning in the middle of this Irish town, I got my buddy absolutely gushing blood, his lip is falling off. I'm like, okay, what do we do? We're sober at this point, because we're just like so scared and we're walking around this town for another 45 minutes People are offering us for us to stay in their trailers on their couch and we're like, I don't know if that's safe We need to go to the hospital. So there's a hospital close by we walk to the hospital shut down

Starting point is 01:44:02 Absolutely shut down. So then we're like, okay, what are we going to do? These people like offer to drive us to the emergency room, which is like 45 minutes away. The nicest people ever. They drive us in our car and then someone tails us so that we can have our car cause it's 45 minutes away. We get dropped off at the emergency room. We get in 10 hour wait to be seen. No way. Yup. So we're like oh my god at this point it's like six in the morning we're in this random town in Ireland

Starting point is 01:44:30 that we have never been to we're like we'll go to the nearest hotel they drop us off at this hotel we go in we're like this hotel is huge they've got to have a room right we get there they're like sold out can't have you I walk out I fall down the stairs I bust my knee I'm what is, like we're just distraught. Keep in mind, he's still gushing. Still gushing blood. Yeah, that sounds like a terrible, terrible trip. We get into the car, we call about 15 more hotels,

Starting point is 01:44:53 can't have us anywhere, so we did have to sleep in our car in a parking lot in the middle of Ireland, and then we had to wake up and drive another three hours to another town named Cork. It was a story, you know what, it was a great story. It was a very Irish story. How was your friend? So we woke up and we went to what they call

Starting point is 01:45:10 the chemist there, which is just like a pharmacy here, because the doctor at the emergency room was like, just go to the chemist, he'll tell you what to do. We were like, the chemist? What do you mean, he's gonna make a potion? Like what is a chemist? Whip some brew up, love your car. Yeah, we were so confused.

Starting point is 01:45:22 So then we go to the chemist in the morning. The chemist is like, you should just go to a plastic surgeon. Aiden's like, what the f- I have to go to a plastic surgeon? So we just got in the car and we're like, we're not doing that. We'll just let this heal on its own. We drive to the other town.

Starting point is 01:45:34 And then the trip kind of fell apart towards the end. But yeah, it was very eventful. I didn't think that was what was gonna happen. I was supposed to do a solo trip. And then I- For how many days were you there we were there for four days sounds like two of them were one of them was that was that one night was a mess but the day was great the partying was amazing was the most epic Irish story that we could have yeah yeah no doubt yeah yeah that's but he's okay he's

Starting point is 01:46:01 alright okay good yeah Aiden is okay That was that was my time in Ireland Well, it seems weird. It seems like you're making it up right now. I know It's see is very bryanna goes to ireland. That's exactly what would happen That's insane. Oh my god. I feel so bad for him. Well, i'm excited to go now. Yeah. No, it's a blast We should all make a trip. It's the best country I've ever been to in the world. Oh, yeah, I'd love to go go Ireland. Love Ireland go on Yeah, that's it. That's pretty much it for BFFs corner. All right BFFs Yippee W's in the chat W's in the chat for Gabby. Thanks for having me guys. W's for Gabby We love Gabby and make sure to follow along our

Starting point is 01:46:45 Band journey. Yeah, yeah Funk Burger. Putin Funk Burger. Love it. All right, bye guys. Bye. Bye girl, thank you.

BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - WE'RE STARTING A BAND WITH GABI MOURA- BFFs S2 Ep 17

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