BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - WHO IS THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE? — BFFs EP. 154

Episode Date: November 16, 2023

We are in person from the Raising Canes in Miami where we worked their Drive Thru (vlog coming next week) but first we get into the headlines where Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce dominate the news after her concert in Argentina, Dave gives his take on Brittany Mahomes Skims campaign, debating the People’s Sexiest Man Alive and who got snubbed at sexiest of each age, Lady Gaga’s fomer classmate trashing her, the 2024 Grammy nominations, Zach Bryan bidding at his own charity auction and Dave’s personal auction story, Pharrell designing a $1,000,000 bag, Harry Styles shaving his head, Paint Grandpa passing away, Omegle shutting down, the 2024 Met Gala Theme, LeBron opening a LeBron museum, PinkyDoll’s new song, and Billie Eilish claiming men don’t get body shamed. We finish with BFFs Corner where we figure out why Josh missed last week, if Dave was too hard on Matt Rife, Josh claiming he is the best dressed BFF, Dave’s reception at the Call Her Daddy live show, Josh’s take on his sister’s beef with Avani over Anthony, Bri’s Nashville live show, and Dave roasting Austin for having his own bottle service. Support Our Sponsor! Raising Canes: Come for the chicken fingers and stay for sauce! Order online at https://RaisingCanes.com Subscribe to the podcast now: https://barstool.link/3m4Q0Fq Check out the BFFs Social Media Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bffspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/BFFsPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bffspodYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod

Hey, BFF listeners, you can find us every Wednesday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. All right, BFFs, we're live. We're back at Raising Cane's in Miami. And we're working a shift. We're working a shift. Are we saying we're working a shift? Since by the time this comes out, the shift will be working.

It'll be in the podcast. Okay. Yeah. Well, today we're working a shift 5 p.m. You guys have done that, right? Yeah, yeah. I never have. We did it in Austin, Texas. It was really fun. Yeah, it was a good time, today we're working a shift 5 p.m. You guys have done that, right? Yeah. I never have. We did it in Austin, Texas.

It was really fun. Yeah. It was good. But we're not doing the drive-thru because there's no drive-thru at this location. So I guess we're going to be like at the register. Working the computers. Yeah. Okay.

That sounds like higher stakes. I know. Stressful. All right. This restaurant, I've been in a bunch because I used to live like five seconds away. So it is super cool. Have you guys been in this one? No, first time.

Yeah, it's very cool. Giant disco balls. Yep. Even though we're beachside right now, we're getting the holiday spirit. Canes is launched. They're a limited edition holiday merch. I don't know if we got any.

I'll definitely be hitting up RaisingCanesGear.com to grab some merch for my friends, family, of course, Raising Canes holiday gift card to top it off. Who doesn't want the gift of Raising Canes delicious dot com to grab some merch for my friends, family. Of course, Raising Canes holiday gift card to top it off. Who doesn't want the gift of Raising Canes? Delicious chicken fingers, cane sauce, Texas toast under the tree. It's like 4 a.m. when we're recording this, but we got hot, hot canes, which we usually don't get when we do the show, Bree. I know.

Because they deliver it here. Piping hot. So good. Right off. Yeah, it's so good. Satisfied canes fixed. Thereipe and hot. So good. Right off. Yeah, it's so good. Satisfy your canes fixed. There's no other option. Okay, let's get into the subjects.

Starting for like the millionth week straight, Travis Kelsey traveled to see Taylor Swift in Argentina, and then all hell broke loose. This was crazy. I was walking to our Nashville bar when this happened. I just landed, walking to the bar, almost turned around. I had to go home to address what was going on, which was Taylor changed the lyrics of Karma for Travis Kelsey.

You have Travis's reaction. You have Taylor running off stage and basically like leaping into his arms like the side it was beautiful to see oh they're in love they're two kids in love

there's a lot of rumors like fake is it real I feel like the more they do shit like this I think it's fake fake I was gonna go real yeah like this i think it's fake whoa fake i was gonna go real yeah yeah i'm like they're doing it for the cameras no you can't fake that she's not pacino that was genuine yeah that was a take out of that field not like fake but why are they doing it it feels performative performative doesn't it i don't know changing the lyrics jumping into his

arms right when he's like waiting off stage so that everyone sees it no she hasn't she's never changed the lyric never mentioned anybody so then maybe she's just really in love but i don't know it feels a little she was also looking at him supposedly during lover that's my man and willow looking at travis or just saying okay because you know i love the players in blank space and then she strategically played Endgame as a surprise song. So people were nuts. Oh, okay. They were getting married.

Yeah. I mean, that's what Kelly Keegs is saying. I mean, it was a big deal. My phone was blown up. You got to just go with it now. You just got to... You have to love it. I guess you didn't.

You said it was performative. Well, that's just like she's never done anything like that. Then changing the lyrics, running into his arms right off stage when he could have just been waiting behind stage. Can I throw out a hypothetical? Yeah.

I guess to Josh. Yeah. Yeah, I'll take it. If somebody on the panel is dating like an A-list singer. Right, right, right, right. And they change the lyric like at a show that the girlfriend or boyfriend was at. Hypothetically. Yeah.

Would you think they'd be like, oh, that's performative or they think it's cool? I think that'd be pretty cool. Yeah. I think that'd be pretty cool. I think it'd be cool. Just personally. Does Zach ever jump into your arms like that after a show? Or like look directly at you?

I know he has in one of them, right? Because I saw something. Like he's never sung at you during a song? No. Well, you guys don't have the love like that um yeah so this next one patrick mahomes family skims campaign i hated it so kim kardashian owner of skims patch britney mahomes is now like one of she's in taylor's crew and then you're standing up for a big time.

Yeah. Because I flip flop. Yeah, you are flip flop. Flip flop. Flip flop on her. Oh, well, I tried to give her the benefit of the doubt. And then she went and did this. Now, a lot of people like Dave clearly.

And Josh, you've done like fashion campaigns. They're like, clearly, this was shot long before. Like they became friends. Correct. Yeah. yeah which is fine i agree with that but you gotta like either pull out or you don't leave comments underneath how great is people don't understand kim kardashian what she did was vile like i'm not you can be a mean person and do things and have like cat fights she went way beyond she illegally recorded a conversation and released it and have like catfights. She went way beyond. She illegally recorded a conversation and released it and edited it on Snapchat to make Taylor

look like a fool. And I have inside intel that the Swift, I'm in the inner circle of the Swift. Right. I'm in. You kind of worked your way in there. Right. They never will forgive Kim Kardashian. Ever. She's like Has Taylor ever spoken about it? Yeah, she did. like has she ever publicly

forgiven kim or anything no the quote she did when the actual phone call is here so again i think there was uh four years passed in between i feel like i've told this story a hundred times in this show maybe but it is that song bitch i made you famous sleep in there's some lyric like sleep with yeah yeah i feel like me and taylor might still have sex correct oh i feel like me and taylor might still have sex what i made that bitch famous yeah that's it so the the there was controversy when it came out taylor was like i never gave permission for it connelly's like yes you did i called you and you gave me permission he said she said kim kardashian released clippets of a phone call they had on

snapchat yeah and it was all out of order and it made it seem like connie and kim were telling the truth and everyone started like going after taylor she went to hiding for like four years because she's all connie's fans came at her four years later the actual phone call comes out and it's exactly Taylor's version she's like and here's what she said when I came out instead of answering those who are asking how I feel about video footage that was leaked proving that I was telling the truth the whole time about that call you know the one that was illegally recorded that somebody edited and manipulated in order to frame me and put my family and fans through hell for four years. This thing a rope.

Swipe up and see what really matters. The swipe up is like a charity thing. In real time. Oh, okay. She was pissed. And they're still pissed. Yeah. No, there's no coming back from that.

That's a next level of being a dickhead. Yeah. Yeah. You can't not be on Taylor's side for that. And then one of your best friends does the Taylor skims and Jackson Mahomes is underneath being like best campaign ever. So, yeah, no, no.

We don't forgive. We don't forget. I wonder if Taylor will be seen with her again. Because isn't Taylor like very, once you do something, she's like, fuck you. I think so, but how is she going to avoid her? True.

No way Jackson was in that campaign though. No, he commented. Okay, she's like, fuck you. I think so, but how is she going to avoid it? True. No way Jackson was in that campaign, though. No, he commented. Okay, okay, okay. He's just in the mix, too. Yeah, fair enough. I almost fell asleep there for a minute. Yeah, so I did an emergency press conference on the plane. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I saw you, like, leaned up in the corner. Yeah. The person next to me was like, this person's crazy. Brittany Mahomes. She's just staring at me. One of the things you're a creep talking about all these ladies. Yeah, that is a great, great video. Taylor Swift sends Kelly Clarkson flowers every TV release after Kelly Clarkson tweeted

at Taylor Swift in 2019 suggesting she should re-record all of her songs she doesn't own. Kelly Clarkson recently revealed that Taylor Swift sends her flowers after every Taylor's version album is released. That's awesome. I didn't know that. She's just a sweetheart. So it was Kelly Clarkson's idea. Yeah. I love Kelly Clarkson. That's wicked.

Yeah, that's awesome. See, that shows what type of person she is. Husband charges wife for talking about Taylor Swift. I assume this is what you guys want somebody to do to me. Yeah, we should have that on the podcast. A little like $10 jar. Oh, we'd be rolling in it. Yeah, we'd be drowning in money.

I don't put the sheets together. I'm just saying. You would have involuntarily brought it up. But the sheets are strategically put together in things that you would want to talk about. For sure. No. Because if it's not what you want to talk about, you shit on Austin. So Austin's got to make sure it's a little bit curated to your taste.

It's just what the people want. It's just what the people want. Austin's talking. Austin was in Nashville. Austin's head is... Nashville was another whole thing for Austin now? Yeah. No way.

He's got fans? Yeah. It's probably in the sheet somewhere. I was like the surprise guest for Alex Cooper's show in Philadelphia. And then we went to our bar after. And girls, Austin on the phone. It was something. Is he getting the phone treatment now?

Yeah. Like little messages up on stage? No way. You're making it big time, dude. I didn't ask for any of this. He'll take it. You're making it big time, dude. I didn't ask for any of this. He'll take it. You're quick to chime in. But maybe you did ask a little bit.

People's 2023 Sexiest Man Alive. Patrick Dempsey is named Sexiest Man Alive for the first time. A 57-year-old, which many people have found shocking, considers Grey's Anatomy character's nickname was McDreamy. Wait, they find it shocking? As like, he just won it now. Oh, okay. The man's been sexy, right?

He looks good at 57, though. Yeah, he doesn't look that different. Right? That's encouraging. It is. Men age very gracefully. Thank you, Bree. Encouraging for me specifically?

Yeah. You've gotten better with age. Thank you, Bree. I will say, yeah. Thank you. I will say. Yeah. Thank you. It's the money. Patrick.

On my shoulder. It's like don't work. You're in love. Damn. Money. Money. Money helps. Helps.

Yeah. And living here. Tan. If you can't tone it, tan it. Finalist for this year is what? This man, Jason Kelsey. Yeah. He was like, Jason Kelsey. Yeah. He was like.

I'm with it. He was really there. Can you believe that the Kelsey brothers have done what they've done? One's going for sexiest man alive this year. One's dating Taylor Swift. One's going to marry Taylor Swift. They were both in the Super Bowl last year. Jason Kelsey, I like.

Good guy. He's one of those like bear guys. He's a type of sexy. he's a type of sex he's a type of sexiest man alive give me a break yeah but haven't people won before when we were like i don't think like an offense alignment looking guy i mean you're not bad looking but if he wasn't if he's just walking down the street he's just jason kelsey you don't know he plays football you won't be like oh what a great looking i think the rock pedro pascal i think should have won yeah pedro's also kind of a not typical sexiest man alive sexiest man i have a friend i do like him a lot but he's not

typical sexiest i have a friend who is like you could put them both in a room oh i thought you were gonna say dating you know you wouldn't know who was who really like looks exactly is he cool, he's like he's made all the paintings in my house. Oh, sick. Maybe he is Pedro Pascoe. Have you ever asked what his name is? He looks exactly like him. Oh my gosh, he does.

He just needs a different hair. He doesn't need it, but he will look like him. No, he will look like him. So you're already critiquing his look? No, I just meant if he had different hair, they would be similar. He just got run over by a bus on BFF. Damn.

And then backed back over on him. He looks great. I didn't mean it like that. People Magazine also names the sexiest man by age from 20 to 70, which include Landon Barker. No. Isaac Presley. Is that the number two guy there?

Yeah. Yeah, he's a good looking guy. Watch Landon Barker. Landon Barker is better than him. I think Landon Barker is better looking Isaac Presley? Is that the number two guy there? Yeah. Yeah, he's a good-looking guy. What? Landon Barker's better than him. I think Landon Barker's better looking than Isaac Presley, too. Landon Barker, by the time he's 30, is going to be like... Sorry. Well, they're different ages.

Oh. Okay. Wait a minute. You guys think Landon Barker's better looking than Isaac Presley? Yeah. I mean, maybe... Landon Barker's got a beautiful face. Yeah.

I think he is. Okay. Wrong. It's not wrong. You're looking at it. 2v1. Yeah, I think he is. Wrong. It's not wrong. You're looking at it. Yeah, it's 2v1. Somehow, we will release a poll. Wait, can we-

These two pictures. Can you pull up Isaac Presley without glasses? Yeah, it is weird to use a glass, but I'm just judging on these two pictures. To hide eyes in a photo of sexiest man alive is crazy. I mean, handsome man, but Landon's- The eyes are like a huge piece of it. That's Isaac Breslin. And where is Landon?

I know Landon's going to win this. Yeah, easy. Landon's going to win this. He's a handsome dude. He's got a pretty face. Doesn't do it for me. Doesn't do it for you, eh? Doesn't do it for him.

Not ugly, just doesn't do it for him. What is his face supposed to do for you? Who do you think the sexiest man alive is? Who's your sexiest man alive? Right now? Josh Richards. Yeah. Besides Josh Richards.

Yeah, it's okay. Like, excluding the show. I don't know. I don't see him on the sheet. I don't want to throw him. Yeah, it's tough when you exclude the people from the show. Yeah. Or just like,

who do you think is like, what's your vision of a hot man? The guy that you said of the Matt Rife episode. Who's that? Henrik Lundqvist. Pull up Henrik. Who the hell? Henrik Lundqvist.

Okay. Sounds like like. Henrik's spectacular looking. Great looking guy. I don't even know. Make sure you get one with his eyes. Come on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Great looking guy great looking yeah he's a good looking dude yeah bradley cooper though bradley but he kind of he kind of has a little bit of like a yeah a bradley cooper i guess they

look the same bradley dave um harry styles obviously yeah Kenan Thompson no Jason Oppenheim alright Jason Oppenheim is 4'1 Jason Oppenheim is 4'1

there is no chance there's gotta be requirements for a height there's no chance there's no way 4'1 man I've met this guy

and he's really nice though he's really nice he's a nice guy to meet he is 5'3 he's a legit 5'3 guy and he's really nice though. He's really nice. He's a nice guy to meet. He is 5'3". He's a legit 5'3". I know. He's a short man. He's a short man. He's tiny. He's a little person. Oh, he's so

cute. Come on. He's so cute. He had to buy that. He could be cutest man alive. That's almost insulting. I would hate to win cutest man alive. He's the easiest man to put in your pocket. No disrespect to him, but if you're going to put him on the sexiest man alive, you have to be taller than 5'3". I think you have to be probably 6 feet.

5'10". 6 feet probably, yeah. 5'10 1⁄2". Leo's still holding it down at 49. I'm fine with that. He'll probably be there until he's dead. Yeah. Right, because...

Off of pure status alone. Yeah, once you're in the age categories, you just keep going yeah you're not competing i guess you are the 39 year olds turn 40 yeah um was this person snubbed josh no so we have a bunch of people that were kind of controversial than other people that are that same age and whether or not you think that's the winner they're not finebed or not, fine. These are people that, oh, okay. I mean, yeah, everyone on that list was snubbed. Wait, this is real? Yeah. Obviously, Zach Bryan should have won.

Lewis Capaldi. That was a pretty looking guy, too. Look at that sexy guy on the right. That's a good profile. They got to be your guy. My guy looks great. Let's be honest. He's a singer, great singer great singer yeah yeah but he's not a he he's not a good looking guy i shouldn't say ugly rude mean i'm not good well you didn't say ugly you just said

not good looking i think he said he started with ugly yeah he started with that i miss that i was like oh not ugly but obviously timothy chalamet, Zach, Brian, Noah, Centineo. Let me rephrase. He's ugly compared to this group. Yeah. Yeah, it's a tough group to be put up against. So how do you win? Who knows?

Based on heart. I think sexy is more than just looks. Fucking true. You know what I'm saying? But it never has been in this thing, right? That would be like beauty. That would be like inner beauty. He would win the book.

Sexy is like. America is about the bikini contest. It's not about the talent portion. Well, this isn't like Mr. Olympia. Yeah, true. That's crazy, though. Should have been Zach Bryan. I'll vote for Zach.

Sexy is 35-year-old. Obviously, A$AP Rocky. Yeah, A$AP for sure. A$ glenn powell glenn powell's a good looking guy too how's great looking not as hot as asap rocky i don't know he's a pretty motherfucker glenn powell glenn powell does it for you yeah i mean joseph lee's good looking guy too yeah they're all worthy blow out his last one um glenn powell is a good looking guy too. Yeah, they're all worthy. This is going to blow out his last one. No, no, no. Glenn Powell is a perfect looking man. Joseph Lee is pretty good looking though. Why do I not know Joseph Lee is?

Got to be an actor? I don't know who he is too. Okay. He's a good looking guy. What is he in? He's an actor. Okay. Wow.

I'm sure he deserved it. Oh, Hemsworth. Duh. Yeah, it's not even close. I love this one. Adam Driver Oh, Hemsworth, duh. Yeah, it's not even close. I think I love this one. Adam Driver wins for me. That's tough. I love him.

Andrew Garfield? Chris Hemsworth? If you re-ask the question, what is your classically like? Chris Hemsworth is probably one of the best looking human beings on the planet. And Henry Cavill, he's Superman, yeah? Yep. Yeah. But still, just look at Chris Hemsworth's face.

Yeah. That's ridiculous. Yes. And Henry Cavill's, yeah? Yep. Yeah. But still, just look at Chris Hemsworth's face. Yeah. That's just ridiculous. Yes. I would say Hemsworth. And Henry Cavill, yeah. I think Hemsworth, if we're doing a super category, like if you've seen the dog show, where you win your category. It's the ultimate winner.

Yeah. Yeah. Hemsworth is in that. He's like, wins every bracket. Yeah. Great looking guy. Oh, Henrik. Oh, Henrik made it?

He just got snubbed. This is ours. Yes. Wait. So we picked the winner for the got snubbed. This is ours. Yes. Wait, so we picked the winner for the... No, so the left is who actually won. The left here is other people. This is other people that could have won. Oh.

Other people in that age group. Well, I'd give it to Henrik. Sebastian Stan. Yeah, he's really good looking. And Dwayne Wade is good looking. John Mulaney, not so much to me, but not ugly. But no, I wouldn't give it to Colin Jost. He's married to Scarlett Johansson.

Scarlett Johansson. She'd win the categories of it all. Lucky man. Ashton Kutcher, obviously, obviously, obviously. Yeah, he's a good looking guy. Yes, agreed. Ashton Kutcher. That's my classic.

Correct. No, I'm just kidding. Zach Bryan is. I have no party with Ashton Kutcher being in the finals of the dog show. Yes. You're on me. DP, yeah. Oh, Tom Hardy.

I saw you comment on that photo. And you were like, I need your photographer's digits. Like, I need to look like this in every photo. You look good in there, dude. Great photo. Orlando Bloom was my first crush. Pirates of the Caribbean. You could stack two Jason Oppenheimers and they still wouldn't be as tall as me. And I'm not every photo. You look good in there, dude. Great photo. Orlando Bloom was my first crush. Pirates of the Caribbean. You could stack two Jason Oppenheimers and they still wouldn't be as tall as me.

And I'm not that tall. So he can't win. Tom Hardy's good looking. The best. Very good looking guy. Oh, Christian Bale. Come on. Yeah, I'm fine with Christian Bale.

I'm fine with him. Nelly, obviously. Christian Bale kind of looks a little bit like Henrik Lundqvist as well. Steve Nash? We put Steve Nash in? Who's Steve Nash? Yeah, Dev just chose four attractive people. That's kind of a weird one, I think.

Steve Nash has no business. Nelly still blows Leonardo out of the water. Oh, I mean, when you look at him side by side right here, Nelly is a better looking guy, yes. Yeah. He's aged better. That photo, maybe. 55.

Daniel Craig. Hugh Jackman. Hugh Jackman Hugh Jackman Daniel Craig is For me like Can get to the dog show Really Yeah Maybe

Guys are so weird Is it the blue eyes And James Bond Yeah Yeah I get what you're saying He's gotta be 4'1 too Yeah He

I don't think he's overly tall Daniel Craig Nobody is Oppenheimer short uh brad pitts obviously right keanu's good rob logan is like one of the more beautiful humans a lot i actually make olen kravitz i also think rob lowe's another that standard sexiest man i'd put him in that dog show as well my My dog show tends to be like the bad guys in like rom-coms. Like overly like classically

good looking. Yeah. They're like douchebags because they're too hot. That's it. Okay. Alright. Good game. Yeah. I always feel mean after doing that. I was very mean. I tried to pull it back on the singer. I know that was mean. Yeah you did call him ugly twice i think he's beautiful he's ugly compared to the people he's

with he's beautiful on the inside he's funny he would be great with you he's also yeah he's he's a funny guy by the way i wouldn't i think that's what makes him sexy is his funniness so if someone put me on that sheet and they're like the three versions of us in a bizarre world like dave's ugly i won't take offense yeah i'd probably say something just getting nominated it's got to be oh yeah got to be a little bit of just ego conversation yeah uh lady gaga's former classmate speaks on what school was like with gaga lady gaga's former class like carly classmate i can't talk carly waddle got her fame on the bachelor that recently spoke on jason tartek's podcast about going to NYU, studying musical theater

with Gaga. Carly said she was not a fan of Gaga. Of course. Gaga would drive her crazy singing songs from Wicked at the top of her lungs while Carly was trying to eat lunch. Deal with it. That's why. That's exactly what I'm saying.

Lady Gaga. That's why she's Gaga. Totally. Digo. And she said that she wasn't noticeably more talented than her peers, but she was just a genius when it came to her own music. Okay, so she is noticeably more talented than her peers, but she was just a genius when it came to her own music. Okay, so she is noticeably more talented. Exactly.

Carly also said Gaga was so ridiculous because she used to wear really tight leopards that her boobs would come out. Leotards. Leotards, and her boobs would come out, and that Gaga wasn't noticeably more talented. Oh, that's what you said. Genius. Whatever. This sounds like a hater. Hater.

Gaga became an international pop star. The second I saw the Bachelor. And you went on the Bachelor. Yeah, she went on the Bachelor, and then she went on a podcast, and then she spoke about how she didn't like it. Don't talk about Lady Gaga like that. 2024 Grammy nominations announced. Eight of the nine most nominated artists of the 2024 Grammys are women with SZA leaving

the pack. Let's go. The most nominated artists with nine nominations. The Barbie movie soundtrack also scored 11 nominations. Anti-Heroes nomination for Song of the Year, which she's going to win, makes Taylor the first songwriter to earn seven nominations in the category dethroning Paul McCartney and Lionel Richie. Wow.

We each have six. Overall, Taylor got six nominations. We're just going through. Zach Bryan nominated for three. Let's go. Let's go. That's huge. That's pretty dope. February. Zach Bryan bids on his own signed

album. Zach Bryan bid four grand at a charity auction on his own album. Signed album. What? Benefit Cancer Research. Benefit Cancer and then gave away the album to a fan. We went to um his dad like holds uh he walks 70 miles every year and raises money for cancer and then he does an auction

so we went and we just auctioned everything and bought everything and then gave it to people oh that's you everything you bought like mostly that's cool yeah i wanted that out of spite why all right w-e-e-i silent auction it's a radio station in boston i hated them we had a big controversy i used to be on the air they kicked me off this barstool was kind of starting to blow up then we really started to blow up they did a silent auction it wasn't e.i it was someone else's it was we both it was It was Milton's clothing store. We both had them as a client, so they invited us to the auction. It was all EI people and out of spite, just to show I was doing well, I just won every auction.

I just bid on everything. It was out of spite. Like, fuck you guys. I'm doing great. That's far. That's awesome. I love how we heard Zach Bryan's good guy story about... No, he did it for Fat Guy. I did it out of spite. And today, bringing it for Fat Guy. I did it out of spite.

And today, bringing it back to him and just buying everything out of spite. That's awesome. Pharrell designs a $1 million bag with Louis Vuitton. What? Louis Vuitton Men Wear Creative Director Pharrell has created a one-of-a-kind speedy bag that is valued at $1 million. The bag is handmade with crocodile leather, yellow gold, Cuban link hardware, diamond pendants only available to VIP clients. A million dollars. You know how many other things you could buy for that retail?

That's ridiculous. Yeah, that's retail. Crazy. Silly man. I guess we got that type of money that you can do that. Who cares? Right. Harry Styles shaved his head.

Oh, doesn't look good. Doesn't look bad. He looks better with hair of course some guys don't can we see the video taylor russell is beautiful that's his girlfriend rumored well looks like it looks like it it's kind of like that's how i put my hand around girls like you don't really know how to do it. I look a little bit awkward. It does. It's like this. Yeah. You don't know how to do it.

Yeah. I expected more out of him than that. Like that's almost like, don't put it on her shoulder or like, it's a little, yeah. It's like, what are we doing?

Do I like you? I'm nervous. What are we doing here? Um, Adam 22 and Lena, the Plug create their own reality show. I've seen this. For the love of Lena. After interviewing women on their podcast before having threesomes with them,

Adam 22 and Lena the Plug arrange a challenge to find the first man to join them in a threesome in their new show, Love of Lena. So it's just a porn show. Pretty much, yeah. So they're trying to find the first guy to join them? Yeah, so it's kind of like The Bachelor, but it's just the guy that wins has sex with them. Oh. Okay.

I mean, nothing they do really surprised me. No. No, no, no. R.I.P. Paint Grandpa. Paint Grandpa went viral for eating half a pot of paint that Minnie mistook for mint yogurt. Passed away at 91. Aw.

He didn't pass away because of the paint, though, right? You didn't know who he was? No. You don't remember him? No. He was like the biggest meme forever. He didn't pass away because of the paint, though, right? You didn't know who he was? No. You don't remember him? No. He was like the biggest meme forever. He didn't pass away because of the paint, though. No.

Did he? Well, you know, you don't know the effects that it has on him. Could have been 91. I don't mean to laugh. 91's a long time now. That's crazy. Just have a crazy picture of this guy. That's a beautiful life.

Omegle shuts down after 14 years. Omegle. An online chat service that allows strangers to talk over video chat and direct messages shut down. Omegle, an online chat service that allows strangers to talk over video chat and direct messages shut down. Growing up in a small town, the website created using the internet to connect with people globally leading the creation of Omegle. However, after all the years, Omegle was misused by predators and was forced to shut down due to an ongoing lawsuit. Yeah. Imagine that us being like, did you use Omegle?

I've never heard of it. Oh, I. Yeah, it was huge. As a kid? Huge. Yes. You'd be like a 10-year-old kid on it and then people would just show their dick like a black screen if you ever had a black screen you had to skip as quickly as possible because I'm gonna be

a predator camera and just wave their dick around in your face they were gonna like turn the camera on and just be wiggling their dick around yeah yeah chat roulette a little bit of that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. People really did go on it for the dicks. They can say they didn't, but they did. Yeah, it was like, oh my gosh. Oh, a dick.

I didn't expect that. Yeah, how are kids going to have fun? Yeah, I know. I use Chatroulette, not that. 2024 Met Gala theme announced. Met Gala was announced as Sleeping Beauties, reawakening fashion, which will feature 50 pizzas from the Met Gala theme announced. Met Gala was announced as Sleeping Beauties, reawakening fashion, which will feature 50 pieces from the Met Gala's collection

that are too fragile to ever be worn again, so it'll lie like Sleeping Beauties that they can't be hung upright. Some people think this theme is a dig at Kim Kardashian for wearing Marilyn Monroe's dress to the Met Gala in 2021. This is because she ruined it. This is also coming after Anna Wintour was allegedly mad at Kim Kardashian

for delaying Victoria's Beckham show by 15 minutes October. I have no idea if this is a coincidence or not. Neither of you guys have been to this, right? No, I didn't know. You think you'll be invited this year? I haven't been to the Met Gala.

You think you'll be invited this year? I have no idea. I did CFTAs. I feel like they're... Which is big, so... You sat next to Kim Kardashian? Or you sat at Kim Kardashian's table? I didn't sit with Kim. I didn't sit with Kim at that.

I was with, like, Nina DeBrove. How was it? It was cool. It was cool. Went. That's the day you got sick. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Well... How are you feeling? I'm good. I'm good. That's good. It was definitely from salmon that I ordered off Uber Eats that day, I think.

Or the chocolate you ate the night before. No, that wouldn't be it. No. That wouldn't be it. Hayley Kavanagh transferred to TCU. I saw this. I mean, I knew she was doing it. LeBron.

LeBron's opening a LeBron James Museum. You cannot open a museum about yourself. Yeah, you can't. LeBron can. He will. I love this. And then he'll love it. opening a lebron james museum you cannot open a museum about yourself yeah lebron lebron can he will love this and then he'll i actually feel like you would open a dp museum you so would yeah he's so boy would not open it yes it would be a bit and he would open it he would so open up a museum no i would not open a museum for myself a bar still museum but it would really just be a dave museum that i do but not like i wouldn't call it a day port on museum um try it neon i think neon neon disrespected charlie demayo neon who's an irl streamer streamed that event that charlie was at where he said he wanted

to fuck her want to slap her ass and even approached her to ask her if she was single in front of landon Barker. Charlie later went on Jay Shetty's podcast. She alluded to the situation saying as upset as she was, she didn't want to respond online because she knew that's exactly what they wanted from her. That's true. That is exactly what they would have wanted. That's disturbing.

That's what this live streaming stuff's all about. Just getting clips. Having it get reposted creep yeah. What a weirdo. I want to... Ugh, gross. And he looks like he gets stuffed in a locker. Yeah, that was just like... And he's clearly, like you said, Josh, doing a bit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that's what the streaming where they just kind of have the camera on all day long. Is it like that Darby Kim? There's kind of two sides to it. You know, I feel like a lot of the people that watch them, some of them aren't even fans

and then some of them are. Some are just watching because it's craziness ensuing. You know what I mean? It's like the Jack Doehardy kid we talked about two weeks ago. It's like they go out

and they do something fucking nuts and then they're going to get that reposted all over TikTok and then they go viral. That's not how you act in a civilized society. No, that's how you get your teeth knocked

out. Clearly it was like she's with her boyfriend like very clearly and you go up and be. Did he go up to Landon and say I want to? No, no, no. He was talking on the side like obviously yards away. He's not going to say that around. Well, he went up to a guy and said it. It was probably Landon. It was one of his boys probably. He was like

I'm going to slap her ass. Goes and does. Hi, nice to meet you. Travis Barker plays drums in the delivery room. Travis Barker is being criticized after he posted a video of himself playing the drums to his baby's heartbeat in the delivery room. Who cares? That's his thing.

That's his baby. Let him drum up. That doesn't seem like something that should be there. I guess Pinky Doll is coming out with a new song. Ooh. We can see the teaser. Oh, it's called Yes Pop yes popcorn yes kind of looks like what i'd expect out of Pinky Doll. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah, no, that's, I mean, that's Pinky Doll. Yeah, that's her thing. Is it going to just say yes popcorn over and over? Oh, a Miami bus tour. You ever done one of those? No. I'm not a big tourist guy. I like to adventure myself. Me too.

I don't know where it would go in Miami. There's like an embossed, There's a nest I look at. The beach? That big statue of that woman right there. Oh, she's naked. Boobies out. Yeah. Wow.

Stephen A. Smith says the worst day to be horny is Sunday because you're gearing up for work Monday. And the best day to be horny is Friday and Saturday. Yeah, no doubt. Why can't you be horny when you have work the next day, though? Because you've got to go to sleep. You can't have sex and then go to sleep? No, I guess you could. But he wants to go all night long.

I guess if you have sex, though, that you're no longer horny because you're done. That's true. You would have been relieved. And then you'd be ready for work. For work, yeah. Yeah. A little lighter. Billie Eilish says men don't face criticism about their bodies.

I don't agree with that. I agree with that. I don't agree with that. Who faces criticism about their body as hard as a woman? Oh, well, no. I would say like Rob Kardashian. What an answer for me. Like when he got sent home.

That was unbelievably good. He usually got hammered. He'd wear those huge shirts. He got sent home from kim's wedding because i mean that to fit into the jumpsuit i just don't think it's as jonah hill probably body shamed a lot too well i will say i agree with you brie like if you see a beautiful woman and her body changes people comment more often but if a guy is known as being like sexiest guy and then you see him looking awful he gets coming on yeah yeah um bff guys they get ripped josh passed out before bffs now you're saying uh you ascended the cfdas

you were saying it was bad salmon yeah i didn't eat it at the cfdas the salmon no i know oh okay you went to the that night yeah i went to the CFTAs the night before the podcast. Correct. But I was back home at like 11.30, probably 12. Okay. Yeah. You looked good. Thank you.

No problem. Yeah. It was a sweet suit. Dolce. Shout out Dolce. They let me keep it too, which was hard. You should have wore it today. Well, that would have been weird.

Why? It's really hot in Miami. It's like hot in Miami. It's like 82 degrees out. Show up. I'm not going to wear a suit in a show. What were we saying about him, Austin? We gave you a compliment. Why were we trying to figure out how to dress?

Oh, we were saying that a lot of guys can do the fancy dress or the dress down, but being in the middle, day in day, dressing well. And Dave was like, Josh is one of those people. Yeah, what was our problem? What were we trying to do? You couldn't figure out what to wear to Alice Cooper's live show. And you were complimenting me? Yeah.

Is this why you ordered the live show? Well, oh, I put a picture up. I'm like, does this match? I got crucified. What was it? It was a cardigan. I wanted to wear something a little different and not one person was like, it looked good. Everyone's like, well, if you change this, if you match that, if you do that.

So it's like, you know what? I'm just going to put on black. Black looks good, though. Can't go wrong. Do you have a picture of what you tried to wear? Yeah. I put it out. Do we have a picture of what you tried to wear?

I didn't see it. I want to see it. I was like, does this match? And nobody said it looked good. Nobody. Hey, Dave, if you ever need fashion advice, dude. Well, you can get away. You're a young whippersnapper.

I can't wear like the suit you wore there. It looks good. But, yeah, I just go Clooney. Like, Clooney wears the same black shirt, black pants everywhere he goes. You think you would wear a turtleneck ever? No. No, yes. That wasn't turtleneck.

Yeah, like middle school dance. Like, that's when I used to wear turtlenecks. I feel like that was a dig almost. No, that's when I wear them. Yeah, middle school dance. Yeah, I know people wear it now. I don't think I do turtlenecks now I feel like that was a dig almost. No, that's what I wear them. Yeah, middle school day. I know people wear it now. I don't think I do turtlenecks now. They're back. I picture Clooney having

a John Wick closet. He definitely wears a turtleneck. Are we pulling it up or are we just going along? Yeah, I'll pull it up and just keep talking. Oh yeah, because there's a story. You gotta go to the archives. Tana and Josh respond to Matt Wright playing PFM. PFM, FMK.

I don't know. What the hell? I told you my brain is short, sir. Where are we on this sheet? PMF. What's PMF? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

If I was there, I would have won him over, guys. We wouldn't have gotten killed. I don't know. Nah, we wouldn't have gotten killed. Honestly, maybe. Because you guys are friends, right? Dave was kind of being pretty hard on him. He texted me and was like, are you okay?

I was like, aw, what a nice guy. I wasn't being mean to him. A lot of people on my side say he's a fraud. You're just being honest? Because he knows he's good looking. And he still wouldn't really admit that he knows. It would be like you, Josh. Yeah, and down deep, I actually don't think I'm good looking.

You know he knows he's good looking. Right. You can be good looking and have insecurities, but you got to think I'm good looking. You know he knows he's good looking. Right. You can be good looking and have insecurities, but you gotta know you're good looking. Maybe. Yeah. This was it. That's not that bad. You got hammered. I can't really

this I don't know if I like this whole setup. I can't really tell. I think it's just the jeans maybe weren't the best. I don't have jeans. Are they black pants? No, they're just like blue. Oh, well it's the blue, green and't the best. I don't have jeans. Are they black pants? No, they're just like blue. Oh, well, it's the blue, green, and then the white. Actually, you know what?

That's not bad. Thank you. I'm sure if they saw it in person, they would think it was okay. Yeah, I didn't have the guts to pull it off. If you had that with like tan pants, it would have been. You didn't have the guts? Tan? Yeah, would have probably matched a little nicer.

Good to know. All right, maybe tan with green. All right, I can figure that out. Josh says he's best dressed at the BFF. Wait, no. No, I see a clip where I said I was the best dressed out at the BFFs. I have no problem with that. He was the best dressed member of BFFs.

I saw this. Well, I mean, I think you're looking at him. I think you're looking at him. So, I mean, there's no competition with Dave. Let's be for real. Oh, you didn't have to go there. Sorry. I didn't know you were going to compliment me.

There's only three people on the show. You're like, maybe Brie. We know it ain't Dave. The Call Her Daddy show. I got a huge pop for this, which is great. But they were screaming for everybody. He was my first boss in the industry. Let's go.

What a show. Oh, you should have done a dance or something. I made it very clear before I go out because I've seen other people dance. Like do the worm. I saw Hannah Burner do the worm i saw hannah burner do the worm it's like i'm not dancing i don't want to walk out i don't move like a little i don't what i said you don't do motion i don't do motion i'm like if you're trying if you expect to do anything unusual it's not happening like that's so funny yeah so but it was fun um a cool

show very interesting she does it like um a broadway play yeah yeah how many people are at that show five thousand six thousand that's a big show um you could incorporate a little bit of like like strippers come out yeah crazy strippers yeah crowd goes fucking crazy it was sick it looks awesome that's kind of in her lane of her podcast though so i thought she went like a whole theatrics show went um call her daddy like 1.0 it was a raunchy show yeah yeah that's oh really call her daddy 1.0 i want to go to one yes she definitely has changed that yeah like she was in the office but i couldn't even talk to her because they're recording uh people want josh's take on olivia's tiktok oh hell yeah oh yeah your sister was getting in a fight.

I tried to explain it, I thought, on the last episode. I didn't see what you said. What did you say? I said that obviously she, your sister, is going to ride for Anthony because that's your brother. Yeah, for sure. So she made that TikTok because Avani was shitting on Anthony. Yeah, I mean, Avani shitted on Anthony, you know, called him a scrawny- scrawny ass white boy man being body shamed it's okay when a man gets body shamed right if it was flipped around wouldn't be all good if anthony had said something but i'm with it she said something

to anthony called him and and i think the other thing is like avani knows that anthony definitely deals with a lot of like body insecurity um in like a sense of just like losing weight and all that stuff didn't post online for a while because of it so for her to take that digs a little bit like low blow low blow you know what you're doing you were dating them um so i think we were dressing as scooby-doo irrelevant to the fact of what avani and anthony did like years ago that was just because duda in our house wanted to go with scooby-doo so we were all like okay we'll dress around that have a matching outfit. And then Olivia was like,

this would be kind of funny to remake this old video, probably get some shit stirring. And I was like, and they were like, yeah, this was funny. So they did it. I don't think it was like a big like,

yeah. I didn't know your sister was like a creator. She's out in LA right now and she's like kind of taking one year off school. She goes for kinesiology. I think that's the other thing. This girl's like a college girl. She doesn't really like deal with like fandoms or like people you know like snapping and getting crazy so she was like this is a funny video i'm

gonna make it how old is she she's uh she's 19 well she's trying to be if she took a year off to go to la she's like doing it but i think she's still figuring out what she wants to do you know like she likes she moved there to work for you right yeah she's still figuring out what she wants to do. She likes going and studying for a musicology. She moved there to work for you, right? Yeah, she's doing an internship at my production company and then also getting to just be out in L.A., take a year off school, kind of find out who she wants to be and all that. Shout out Olivia.

Shout out Olivia. Another live show, Bring Grace live show, Nashville with special guest Markel Washington, briefly crowdsurfed at Nashville Bar. Yeah, it's kind of funny because I've heard you and O'Malley being like, we don't want to do the crazy parties. special guest Markel Washington briefly crowdsurfed at Nashville bar yeah it's kind of funny because like I've heard you and O'Malley being like we don't want to do the crazy parties but every clip

looks like well we have to do it after yeah because we sold it yeah and we're not just gonna stand there well that's right yeah like then we went yeah like I was at Nashville right after you and like Bree's a little crazier than you are. It's like, yeah, I know. Yeah. But we have to go. And they're like, let's go. And it's like, all right, we've got to do it. Let's see the video. There's no parties at the next tour.

Oops. It's literally like, and then push back up. Nashville Bar is cool. Nashville Bar is sick. Way lamer than my stage dive. I have a way better stage dive, but that was just for a video. I had a crazy stage dive at one of your shows.

At one of mine. Yeah, I lost my shoe. My necklace got stolen. Yeah, that's sick. I got it back, though. I lost my shirt. Actually, I might have just taken that off.

I don't remember. That was a crazy one. I got to get on one of these special guest things. I know I missed like two. Yeah, you were supposed to, but you didn't. But I know.

Busy. Finishing my comedy sketch, though. Sorry. And then, like I said, we were in Nashville. Austin tagged along and this is the life now that Austin has started to.

How the fuck did this? This guy's getting bottle service now with his name on it. Austin is the goat? Oh my goodness. And he loves it. Oh,

he loves it. Look at that smile. Who wouldn't love it? You love it, Austin. He loves it. He just threw his hands up and like. Wait, who brought it out? Are you recording him? Who wouldn't love it? You love it, Austin. He loves it. He just threw his hands up in like. Wait, who brought it out?

Are you recording him? I got gassed. Yeah, that was me recording it. So you guys are like. Swap and roll. Swap and rolls here. Yeah. I work for him now. I started recording it thinking it would be a Dave sign.

Then I saw it was not. I put it down. Oh, you must have been like, what the fuck? I got gassed. Gassed. I thought it would be funny. Did you see his smile? Oh, I saw it. That. I put it down. Oh, you must have been like, what the fuck? No, I got gas. Gas thought it would be funny. Did you see his smile? Oh, I saw it.

That was a beautiful smile. You couldn't even hide it. That was like a kid coming downstairs on Christmas morning. Literally. That was Dave is thinking that I just got myself bottle service. No, it was probably like the girls holding on the phone. Austin, Austin. That's it.

That's our live Raising Cane show. We are off next week. It's Thanksgiving week oh dang and we have later today we'll be back here we're doing the register at 5pm so we'll see you guys soon alright peace