BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - WHY HANNAH BERNER WAS FIRED FROM SUMMER HOUSE — BFFs EP. 183
Episode Date: July 11, 2024We’re back with hilarious guest Hannah Berner, but first we discuss this week’s headlines - Sketch’s OnlyFans past, Michael Rubin’s White Party, Dave reacts to Mark Zuckerberg’s attempt at b...eing cool, and more. We finish with BFFs Corner where we celebrate our 4 year anniversary, Bri wants to start a podcast with Zach, and the Hawk Tuah girl doesn’t know Dave. We then are joined by Hannah Berner to discuss her debut Netflix comedy special, rise to fame, and the real reason she was fired from Summer House. ----------------------------------------------------- Support Our Sponsors! Raising Canes: Raising Cane’s Chicken Fingers. One Love. https://RaisingCanes.com Gametime: Download the Gametime app or go to https://gametime.co, enter your email, and redeem code BFF for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply). Universal Pictures: Get Tickets to see Twisters July 19 https://www.twisters-movie.com/ ----------------------------------------------------- Check out the BFFs Social Media Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bffspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/BFFsPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bffspod Discord: https://discord.com/invite/QpnRVGTCMU Follow Dave Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/stoolpresidente/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@stoolpresidente?_d=secCgsIARCbDRgBIAIoARI%2BCjzu5cycWNzMl4G803BA8jIKbLAjqyptl6tS74NCymRyGl72NCg65DXJl1czTQ0gqsPZqoKeVmGTS0PLJIwaAA%3D%3D&language=en&sec_uid=MS4wLjABAAAAINC_ElRR-l1RCcnEjOZhNO-9wOzAMf-YHXqRY8vvG9bEhMRa6iu23TaE3JPZYXBD&sec_user_id=MS4wLjABAAAAINC_ElRR-l1RCcnEjOZhNO-9wOzAMf-YHXqRY8vvG9bEhMRa6iu23TaE3JPZYXBD&share_author_id=6659752019493208069&share_link_id=B4EBAADC-E562-4E55-9052-BA7E38708665&tt_from=sms&u_code=d4kdeamhi4b7m6&user_id=6659752019493208069&utm_campaign=client_share&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=sms&source=h5_m&sender_device=pc&sender_web_id=6882816990987027974&is_from_webapp=1 Twitter: https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente Follow Josh Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/joshrichards/ Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@joshrichards?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/JoshRichards Follow Brianna Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/briannalapaglia/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@briannachickenfry?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/bchickenfry?lang=en Check out Barstool Sports for more: http://www.barstoolsports.comYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod
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hand of burner on big guest got a couple minutes
with her she was on uh go listen to plan brie if you really want the dope on that um anyways
headlines sketch this guy's was is huge right all of us i don't know when he came on this scene
but like everywhere you go now you see this guy um turns out he was what a gay only fans creator
yeah he owned it like i it's a big story but it doesn't really matter like i like who cares do
whatever you want um exactly yeah but yeah i mean i i think i've hung out with sketch a few times
like he's coming to my house and he's just like he's a really really nice kid everything that i've every interaction i've had with him he's been like nothing but like uh joy
to be around really cool always like watching fucking baseball or doing whatever um and i think
it's just it's a his it passes the past thing like if he owned up to it not trying to hide anything who cares who gets
yeah and even owned up to it like i mean whatever he's he's he's gay right obviously he admitted to
like doing the only fan stuff but he wasn't like i'm straight up gay i feel like maybe he's bi
yeah but i mean i guess the main point is who cares? Like, even if it's in the, like,
I mean,
no one really bats an eye when someone does only fans.
I think it's a worthy story.
Like I have no problem with people bringing it to light.
I don't know why anyone would care.
Like I thought the funniest part of it was just on our end,
the Barcelona Jersey.
Jerry has like clip of them because Jersey.
Jerry had him on stream that I just thought was very funny in hindsight.
You like that, D?
I love that.
I love that.
Time to cook here, bro.
Look at us, me and my brother Jerry.
We are rumored lovers.
We don't kiss.
We don't kiss and tell.
That's for sure.
We've had it.
That's for sure.
That's funny.
Yeah.
They never end up bustingerry's balls about but it was
like if you care about it then you're probably a homophobe yeah who gives a fuck you care about it
you got other problems like yeah fuck um dr disrespect amidst the dming a minor dr disrespect
was banned from twitch in 2020 for unknown reason that both he and twitch reviews speak on nearly
four years later former Twitch employee recently came out
and claimed Twitch had found inappropriate messages
from Dr. Disrespect on Twitch's Whisper program
to a minor leading to a permanent ban on the platform.
A few days after those claims,
Dr. Disrespect omitting to doing so in a tweet
where he said he's not a pedophile
and will not be disappearing from the internet.
Dr. Disrespect, that's a crazy name.
Well, you can't be DMing minors.
I don't think.
That's not good stuff.
No, it's terrible stuff.
It's the worst stuff you can do.
Bring out Chris Hansen.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, all right.
I mean, I don't really know.
There's no coming back from that.
Well, didn't Charles? There shouldn't be.
Didn't Charles?
James Charles?
Or he was set up?
I think it came out that the kids, well, they're not kids.
The people were sending fake IDs or saying they were older.
There is also a big difference between someone like, first of all, ages, being intentionally
misled versus like, you know, someone's underage and you're continually
doing it yeah there's different levels all bad we're off to like a serious start here but uh
yeah the mellow show and there's stuff i want to talk about later in the show it's a good
like um so we'll get to that the mellow show canceled deadline deadline excludes the report
that the mellow show has been canceled by hulu. The Melo Show, which has run for three seasons on Disney Backstream,
will not be returning for a fourth season.
Deadline understands that Hulu decided against a fourth season of the show,
a move supported by the family who have over 225 million followers on TikTok.
They don't?
There's no way they support that.
You think they're happy to cancel the show?
I thought you meant the 225 i
have no idea i think there's no chance they're happy to fucking cancel the show yeah who wants
the show canceled i guess they do kind of seem like they're stepping out of the limelight though
i feel like they've really a step back i don't see them doing anything i feel like they don't
even post anymore like dixie barely posts.
Charlie doesn't post.
Isn't Charlie dating like that hockey guy, right?
Trevor Zangis or whatever his name is.
That was Dixie.
So I feel like maybe they were like, I don't know.
We're at the white party.
I feel like if you're stepping out of the limelight move,
it's kind of trying to step right into the limelight if you go to the white party. Yeah, I can't say you're stepping out of the limelight move, it's kind of trying to step right into the limelight
if you go to the white party.
Yeah, I can't say you're trying to tone it down
if you go to the white party,
which brings us to the next, the white party.
I saw Michael Rubin at Tom Brady's induction ceremony at Gillette.
I had a very pleasant conversation with him, so no bad blood. Tom Brady's induction ceremony at Gillette.
I had a very pleasant conversation with him, so no bad blood.
I will continue to say this is, I know it's super famous people,
the famous of the fame.
I will say this is a lame party.
It looks like the- Cleaning people.
Wait, what?
Cleaning people.
She's a cleaning person, like scooting in the background.
She was running. She was running. Gotta keep the house clean. people wait what cleaning cleaning person like scooting in the background running
gotta keep the house clean i saw i actually didn't even my mind went backwards i'm like
who is that i didn't realize this in the house but uh yeah the white part i mean it's a social
light party like you go to this party just to be seen at the party i don't think you're going to
have fun and and i was thinking more it's like the fourth of july is such a cool holiday
and you're seeing like people fly in who wants to like i get if you're in the hamptons or wherever
and you've hunkered down where you do your vacation week because it's the most part of the
fourth week is a vacation week yeah but these people like fly in and out a lot of them are only there it's such a pain and by the way it's not an easy
place to get to but yeah it's a it's a be seen party but i can't imagine it's remotely fun i'm
sure there's corners of the fun people and then majority are people walking around trying to get
pictures but there has to be a little bit of fun at the party, right?
I'm sure there's clicks.
I feel like it's probably clicking.
Like I'm sure there's like groups of people that know each other and stuff.
But I feel like a lot of it's like networking.
Feels like it's like a networking party.
It would be scary to go to, for sure.
Were either of you, if you got.
I would never be invited to that.
I'm sure you both go.
Why?
You're dating like one of the biggest country stars. I just don't think I would ever be invited to that. I'm sure you both go. Why? You're dating one of the biggest country stars.
I just don't think I would ever be invited to that.
I'm surprised Josh hasn't gone yet.
Yeah.
What's your deal, Josh?
You're friends with Michael.
I never got invited.
That's a little surprising.
I think maybe I got DM'd about it one time.
Maybe.
But I could be making that up.
It could be about a Super Bowl party he was talking about instead. Do think that i people will twist it i ban that party i'm the only one
who's been invited twice hasn't gone once i will say every single time yes why didn't every time
the white party happens i see clips of michael rubin talking about the story of Dave Portnoy and the infamous non-invite
or whatever.
That story
comes out again every single time.
And it's from part of my take that he was on.
He twisted it. I gave
him the double bird. I'm like, I'm never going to the party
because when I asked for two
extra tickets, he's like, Jay-Z doesn't
get extra two. And I'm like, well, fuck this party.
No party's worth this. And then it got kind of twisted but uh yeah year one i got invited i was ready to
go and then sylvan and i got in a fight we didn't go and then year two got invited again her sister
and her boyfriend were staying with me i wasn't gonna go they reached out they're like hey you're
coming it's like i need two more tickets they said fuck you i said fuck you back and forth i'll never go to that party and i'm not it i don't like the party
what someone she just came back right i saw that yeah uh the big news coming out of it
toby mcguire 49 lily chi 20 oh it's 29 29 years i you know there's a lot of huge age gaps floating around
right now on the internet a lot there are yeah there's a lot there's a lot there's also like
i'm not in that movie fad where old women are like uh getting with younger men that's like a
new movie thing too like all these like romance movies that are coming out of just like old women. Not like old, but like old.
Do you think that's too far, that age gap?
20 and 49?
Yeah.
I think if she can't drink alcohol legally yet and you're almost a senior citizen, maybe you shouldn't be fucking.
Hey. Rui. Senior citizen. citizen maybe you shouldn't be fucking hey hey worry senior citizen please i mean it's right
around the corner 60s senior citizen it's crazy that spider-man came out before she was born
i mean and he has a 17 year old daughter which are which I like. That's the kicker for me.
She can hang out with this kid, and they're like besties,
but then you're fucking his dad?
Or her dad?
That's crazy.
I just think if she was 22, maybe it'd be like, whatever.
She can't even buy a beer. Yeah, 20, 21's a huge, huge difference.
20 and 21 is big. Yeah, she lot i mean we have that we have the
bella check which is like 50 years i don't hate it if we're being totally honest i don't no no no
yeah i do it makes it makes you have to deal with correct like i may not be in favor of it i think
that's too big of a gap under but when i see see it, I'm kind of like, all right.
Because it's just, oh, you have people have a problem with me.
Well, what about this person?
It's like.
What is it with you guys?
Like, why do you.
Why don't you.
Hold on.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You guys.
You guys.
Like you and Toby.
My girlfriend is.
No, no.
That's the exact issue I have.
Okay.
You and Leo. No,o's even yo time out
you're missing the whole point of why i'm into this because i'm not lumped in with this okay
what are you talking about okay sorry what is it when have i dated a 20 year old okay i said that
i know you're dating a 25 year old you're like what's with you guys okay what is with you guys
that you didn't let me finish my sentence and And I'm not, I'm significantly young.
You're talking a whole decade.
You didn't let me finish my sentence.
Why don't you guys just date people around your age?
You just said you guys again.
I know.
Like, I'm talking older men that date super young women.
Like, why don't men just want to date people their age?
You have to ask Toby and belichick different
questions i'm not even close to that category okay okay then why do you why don't you date
someone around your age and this isn't a shot it race or gender i just like i just it seems like
i want it very clearly stated the whole reason i'm in favor of this is because there's so much
bigger age gap between all these other people than my age gap is nothing compared to 10 plus years difference.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Isn't it 20 years?
Who?
Toby's 49 and this girl's 20.
Yeah, but.
That one's crazy.
You would never date a 20 year old.
Is yours like like never 23 year
difference who you you and the celtics girl she's 25 right 26 oh see like 47 i also but i also think
a 20 year old and a 26 year old is very different maturity levels yeah that's totally different i
think it's like a fucking decade yeah yeah yeah yeah that's
that it's very different to dave's defense that's my point i don't breathe trying to lump me in with
no i was just asking the overall question of why like men of status always date young women
it's like don't i mean like do you have stuff in common with people your age
you keep pointing those are like pointed questions sorry i feel okay broad question not
not to you it's a trend right like why like older women never do that no it's always men i don't
think it's true we put together an age gap game for hannah bernard there's a lot of women that
are dating younger guys it's too bad we get to harry styles with his Wait, can we look at the age gaps? Well, some girls, by the way, women, don't want, like, young fuckboys.
What the fuck is that relationship?
There's no way that's a real relationship.
No, it is.
They've been together since he was, like, 18 or something.
Like, it's weird.
Oh, whoa.
What the fuck?
See, like, I think it's weird.
That's lesbian.
That's a little different.
Why is that different, Austin?
Well, because you're saying girl to guy.
No, I just want to see all of them.
I actually saw a relationship on those two on my favorite TV show,
which is CBS Sunday Morning.
Those two, the Paulson.
They live in separate houses, I think.
I love her. I see her all the time. They live in separate houses, I think. I love her.
I see her all the time in Washington Square Park.
Yeah, 36 years.
This gotta be...
This is for...
A money grab.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
100%.
Oh, that was it?
So then it's just for money grabs.
I was just showing those ones. No, there's a bunch of them.
Okay. All right.
It's cool.
Oh, that's it.
Oh, I thought you were just showing the older woman younger.
No, no, I'm fine.
I'm fine.
A 20-year age gap is a lot, but not that unusual.
30 plus, that starts getting pretty weird i would say i just think anything
under 21 is free yeah i agree with that i totally agree with maybe even like under 25
if you're 50 yeah fine i can agree with that yeah i have no problem with that i think like
once by the time you're 25 and on you're're maturing or mature by the time you're 26.
So what's going to happen, Dave, when you're 50?
Are you still going to agree with that?
Are you going to change your mind?
Yeah, totally.
No, I would always agree with that.
Okay.
And it goes for both.
I'm not just saying men, too.
It's super weird that that lady was dating that kid when he was 18, right?
When they turned 18 and she was like 40.
Yeah, it's strange.
I don't know what that kid is doing, to be honest.
He's a good-looking guy.
Yeah.
Maybe it's for money.
Maybe it's...
Usually always seems to be money.
Yeah, yeah.
Is that...
Are you again taking a shot at me?
No.
Younger people always date, like,
older people that are rich.
Not always.
If a young hottie you know what whatever yours isn't as bad as an as an age gap though dave i think i'm not talking about you we're talking thank you josh well no i i'm trying not to but
but she a lot of times is like you guys and looks right at me. You think that girl's not dating him because he's Bill Belichick?
Like she's gorgeous, young.
If she could find someone hot and young and as rich as him, she's going to pick the younger dude.
Her previous boyfriend was a grandfather.
Yeah, but still it's like in almost every case.
No, I don't think so.
Not rich or famous.
In every case, if a girl that's dating this old famous dude that's
super rich if they had the same dude with the same stature that's hot and young they're most
of the time gonna do the younger one yeah i think that's a fair statement yeah i'm not saying you
i'm just saying in general thank you thank you and you're not dating a 20 year old so that's
also i'd like that pointed out correct um 26 year old which is very very different
drake looks drained no shit that is so kendrick lamar dropped that album right in the middle of
the the video right in the middle of the white music video yeah right in the middle of the white
party it's a good music video oh and i bet everyone was like oh my god yeah behind
his back and they're like oh snickering about it and he's like fuck this is so embarrassing
you think they do you think they played not like us at the party that was no way right
bold no they couldn't but you know there's someone's like in the bathroom like shit look
what just came out yeah all behind his back and he's like all these eyes on me that's probably
a terrible that's probably why he's drained yeah yeah he's drained because megan the stallion was there
too and it just came out that she was botting her uh streams like she was like botting like
the streams on her song so her she actually got dropped in the chart because not to get like
corrected she sure her songs weren't as high in the charts as they were um and that happened like
i'm pretty sure right as the white party was going on too so but i bet you drake just overshadowed it
all no one even fucking yeah drake was the main thing i'm trying to think anything else i saw
from the white party nah nah same shit now every year kind of yeah i wish like more i wish more
drama came out of it or something so it it would be a cool thing to talk about.
But it's just pictures every year, and we say the same thing.
Would you want to go, Brie?
I'd think I would be too nervous and scared,
and I just wouldn't fit in there, so I would hate it.
Going on stage, Travis Kelsey, when he went on stage, it was his idea.
I said it was his idea.
You did.
You called that.
I was wrong.
I was wrong.
They're still going strong.
I'm waiting for my phone to blow up at some point, like that they're engaged.
Kai Sinet, Mr. Beast, pranked the internet.
For July 4th, Kai Sinet, Mr. Beast, pranked the internet for july 4th kai sonet mr beast pranked the internet
creating a set that looked like kai's stream room actually blowing up with fireworks some fans are
quick to speculate about the room although may believe it was real till mr beast later revealed
it was fake there's no shot anybody with a brain thanks kai sonet blew up his fucking streaming like
no shit it's a fake uh bieber paid 10 million to format an indian
billionaire's wedding good work if you can get it i mean they've done crazy fireworks though
on the stream delayed yeah that was super delayed came in late
yeah mark zuckerberg he did this like 4th of July
wakeboarding
tuxedo American flag
it doesn't work
for me Zuckerberg like he can't
be cool some people like it's so cool
when you're permanently
uncool I don't think you can try hard and become
cool not to mention the song was
it was
Bruce Springsteen. Play the clip.
I'm just trying to prove
he's not a robot.
He's pretty nice with it
but it's also trying so hard to be like i'm saying oh yeah and also born in the usa is an
anti-american song so like it's a big fuck up to use that song for that i feel like
because it's like a vietnam protest song i think so uh no i
can't vote cool bobby altoff carried out a barstool nashville bar this was nuts she looked like a dead
i didn't see this like a wash rag she was like a wash rag that's sounds like unsafe and gross.
She's just having a blast.
No, she's like out.
There's another video.
Yeah, yeah, no, no.
She's gone.
Yeah.
I hope she knows those people.
Obviously, right?
Yeah, she went with them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. What does that mean?
Like an NFL player can't do bad stuff, Austin?
They're the most stand-up dudes.
I assume if she's with an NFL player, she would know it wasn't like a random person.
No, well, yeah, they came with it, but I don't know that that means anything in the NFL.
Right, right, right.
There's, you know.
Livy Dunn returned to LSU.
What is this, her ninth year there?
Not done yet.
It's her fifth. It's the done yet. It's her fifth.
It's the fifth year.
It's because of COVID year.
COVID year.
That's fair.
She gets one more.
Tara, Yummy is no longer on dropouts.
This was kind of big news.
Why'd she drop?
Why?
She told me about this.
I think she wants to go and kind of like pave her own path a little bit
she felt like i think dropouts was like she was getting um almost like typecasted away or like
pinned as like what felt like kind of like this like hope girl or something like that but that's
not what she is and what she wants to be about and so she wants to like go on and do her own
have like part of her own stuff and be
able to focus on her youtube and like grow her own personality instead of like yeah kind of being the
butt of the jokes and there was like a lot of hate going on so she wanted to be able to do her own
thing good for her good luck there margot robbie is pregnant expecting her first child with husband
tom ackley i didn't know she was married. Yeah, they're adorable. What?
Yeah. Good for her.
Congrats. Yeah. Congratulations.
Hope it's a little Barbie girl.
Ooh.
I don't know
if we want to talk to Karen Reid trial.
It's on here. Nah, probably not.
I mean, everyone's following the Karen Reid trial
in Massachusetts around there, and it's actually
nationwide.
Crazy case if you haven't seen it.
But this was so I probably I don't know how I got on it.
I've never really used TikTok, but I use TikTok like this weekend.
TikTok is fucking brilliant.
You're just figuring this out.
This is why this whole podcast works is because of tiktok
tiktok the algorithm on tiktok like so john summit was at surf lodge for fourth of july
surf lodges and mod talk so there's a lot of cross connections when i say i have like four to five things right now that i i just see everything on tiktok
john summit and ashton earl they're everywhere that's all i'm seeing too it's insane girls
fucking love john summit and i guess he's dating ashton earl who is alex's sister pretty much a
power couple yeah it's alex's younger sister yeah people love this
fucking guy yeah john summit is definitely on top right now everyone loves him especially after the
jake shane interview and it's just he's like a finance bro dj right finance bro turned dj yeah
drunken high in chicago but he's blew up this i didn't even know alex earl had a sister neither did i until this yeah i i heard about him for the first time we can't she always goes on
alex's podcast and like they're always making content together but they got paired up
i feel like this was an alex earl doing i feel like she set them up maybe because they had that
early video remember when she like kind of ghosted him
when no one knew who he was yeah so maybe uh ariana grande says she used to be infatuated
with serial killers that's normal that's fucking crazy what do you mean she like wanted to date
them what do you mean by that um well let's read it ariana grande took heat for revealing
she was infatu it was serial killers
when she was younger and she told young fans her dream dinner guest was jeffrey dahmer the family
wanted jeffrey dahmer's victim said she seems like she's sick in her mind to me it seems like
she's sick in the mind it's not fancy funny to say you want to do dinner with them so i don't
know something you say young people which she says she did yeah yeah she just probably when
she was younger like wanted to know why they
kill people or something probably she was trying to fuck them yeah i mean let's hope that's the
reason let's hope pre just said the best uh olivia culpo's wedding dress caused some issues
saw this olivia culpo and christian mccaffrey's rhode island wedding was featured in vogue last
week many people on the internet were vocal about disliking her dress, but the backlash was amplified
because of comments in Vogue.
Olivia Cabo said
she didn't want to exude sex in any way.
She wanted to wear something
as serious as the commitment
that Christian finds her most beautiful
when she's timeless,
covered, and elegant.
People felt her comments
were pick-me-and-seeking male validation.
Many people also pointed out
that Olivia isn't the most modest dress
in her day-to-day life,
and her after-party look was not modest. this was my whole for you pages this and alex earl and john
summit have you guys seen all this drama yeah i haven't seen anything um because they both comment
there was a wedding dress i guess a person who like commented saying they didn't like the dress and both Christian and Olivia
chirped back like here's Christian what an evil thing to post online I hope you can find joy and
peace in the world the way my beautiful wife does all right I have this is where I sometimes differ
I have no sympathy for them it's such a public affair and you're going in vogue and putting the wedding you can't
be that public and then not want criticism it kind of nobody wants criticism let me let me
rephrase that but if you're that public about it you invite people to give their opinion about it
i feel like yeah you invited vogue to write a whole piece about your wedding obviously in anything
that anyone in the public light does there's always going to be negative comments about it so
they shouldn't have I think she looked good I think she looked good I like the dress I think
it's yeah cool but I just don't like that like you said Brie that was also all over my TikTok
videos everything covered and so yeah people are gonna have
negative not everything is going to be a hundred percent this is the best thing ever if you didn't
want that maybe don't make it as such a public affair yeah andrew schultz versus jeff wittek
yeah yeah i feel like they're good keep going on his patreon
Andrew Schultz
yeah well it was like from
ghosts past on his
patreon Andrew Schultz
still crying about his accident
Andrew also said no one with one eye is cutting
his hair
Jeff Wittek who was still doing an eye injury still being
treated and reserving surgery responds saying
you want to fight Andrew Schultz
and that was upsetting to hear from a peer
I like both these guys
so I don't see it being
like
a real beef but maybe it is
I don't know
yeah Andrew probably was just making a joke
but it's like a bad one because that's how
he's really sensitive about it he almost died
I learned that because I made the joke, too.
Yeah, we all did.
He did not like us for a while.
He likes me now.
Yeah, I think we're all good now.
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prone a new song uh promotes a new song by dissing brooke for still talking about their relationship
brooke and clint situation originally came out on zach sang show zach interviewed tana brooke
previously said she asked zach to cut it from the show and he didn't zach sang was one of clinton's
friends who urged brooke to date clinton which how he knew the situation. I don't know.
Have you?
You don't.
Do you know the Clinton Kane drama, Dave?
No.
Okay.
I don't even know who Clinton Kane is.
Okay.
He's a singer, but he's a fucking weirdo loser freak that needs to be in a like a lab and studied and he needs to just absolutely be exiled.
He.
So tell us how you really feel.
Oh, my God.
I could say so much more.
So he was dating Brooke.
really feel um oh my god i could say so much more so he was dating brooke and the whole time that they were dating he had this lie to her that his mom was dead his brother was dead his whole family
is dead right that they all died and that he needed brooke because he was sad about his mom
being dead and whenever brooke was like i don't know they were getting into a fight he would be
like you're bringing up my trauma like i need you right now like my mom is dead he said that he's
from australia had an australian accent the whole time that they were dating it comes out that his family is alive
he's not from australia he doesn't have an australian accent he was lying about his age
mommy's good mommy's great brother well alive nor what ner sounded like
it was from before just keep going it's from before i was making fun of the australian accent
i was like no i see we're saying
i can't tell now if he's... This is tough.
Yeah, he's out.
Continue with the...
Him in probably emotional moments.
Continue with the Clinton...
No one was in the house.
And then Brie came...
Continue with the Clinton story.
Wait, before you do that, have a question yes has this guy
admitted to does he have his side of the story um he so he was saying that he never said his
family was dead he went on the zach sang podcast said his mom was dead said his brother was dead
and he's like he's like baiting people now into like listening to his new song where he just like
shakes and looks like a fucking so he's getting electrocuted and he's like baiting people now into like listening to his new song where he just like shakes and looks like a fucking.
So he's getting electrocuted and he's like finally addressing the rumors and he just doesn't fucking talk about it.
And he blocks all of his comments where there's these bots that are like, we love you, Clinton Cain.
There's not one person on Earth that loves Clinton Cain.
And he is literally disturbing.
Like, how can you are you understanding what I'm saying?
He lied about his family being dead.
Yeah, that's crazy.
And being from Australia.
How long did she date him for?
Like eight months, I think.
I could have that wrong, but I think I might.
She may have like the worst taste in men of all time.
Brooke is on her, she's on her way to leveling up.
Sometimes you got to go through the trenches to find the one.
And she definitely been through the trenches.
And Clinton Cain is a freak.
Okay.
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All right.
This has been an interesting episode.
BFF's Corner.
It was our anniversary.
I saw this when Josh and I did original uh instagram live that launched this thing so yeah i remember
it was like the little huddy drama that posted over jake shane reacts to dave calling him little
gay guy what is this well i mean it's you it's the little guy that uh the little gay guy yeah jake now to my defense you knew exactly who i was talking about well because we were talking like
we were on stage with right and i couldn't think of his name gay guy up there how would you describe
him if you didn't remember his exact name i I don't know. There's so many little gay guys.
We were talking about who's
on stage. You're on stage. I couldn't think of his name.
The little gay guy. Yeah. Oh, Jake
Shane.
Checks.
Definitely little and gay. Yep.
Miss Peaches, she did bark once. That was
good. Jeff Wittek took a shot at me.
I didn't really have any. He DM'd me after. He's like, I didn't mean this as a shot. He bark once. That was good. Jeff Wittek took a shot at me. I didn't really have any.
He DM'd me after.
He's like, I didn't mean this as a shot.
He's out.
Josh is out.
I'm doing man bun.
I look good.
What is this new Dave lookalike unlocked?
Is this going to be some ugly person?
Wait, you have a man bun?
What the fuck is going on?
Yeah, I had a man bun.
Oh, my God. bun oh my god that you cannot tell me that is not you in that green collared shirt from that picture do you know exactly what i'm talking about buying the candy from the girl yes yeah ugly dave yeah
not new dave that is old dave that that i could see the resemblance
there um guy was in better shape than me um oh my god what what this is the one i what you
breathe says she wants to start a podcast with with zach my contract's up in like a year and a
half what was that all about what people ask me if i'm gonna do bffs in planbury until i retire
yeah but like my contract's up in a year and a half is like you have a countdown clock being like
no tick tick tick why don't you just do it now do what you have 9 000 podcasts why don't you
just do a podcast now because i because i can't you can start a podcast with him okay
we'll give you the IP.
I don't care.
All right.
I just didn't think it would work like that.
When has anything not worked?
When have I been like, no, we can't make that work? Also, but I said Zach and I want, like, we want to start a podcast.
It's not like set in stone.
We haven't ever.
My contract is up in like a year and a half.
And you know what?
This did.
It did. This sent me on.
Zach.
Brian is now on my tick tock page.
And Josh 28.
It's got this catchy line.
That's her fucking tattoo.
And I find it going on in my head.
Like, aren't we so lucky?
And then I want to peel because it's like, I'm singing about on in my head like aren't we so lucky and then I want to puke because it's like
I'm
singing about Brie in my head
and it's disgusting.
I get that. Jesus Christ.
Why is it so disgusting?
Why do I want to be singing
about you? You're not singing about me.
Do you have a
tattoo? Nope. I don't have any tattoos.
You have a tattoo. I have literally no tattoos. How lucky are we? Do you have a tattoo? Nope. I don't have any tattoos. You have a tattoo.
I have literally no tattoos.
How lucky are we?
Do you have a how lucky are we tattoo?
I have no tattoos.
Do you have a how lucky are we tattoo?
I don't know.
I have so many I can't remember.
Do you know how often that lyric comes across my TikTok?
How lucky are we?
Blah, blah, blah.
Spend a lot of a week.
Yeah.
And then I'm like, ugh.
Ugh.
Singing a break. Whatever. Everyone else loves loves the song it's like the number one not when they're doing a podcast and by the way we're
not doing a podcast like it was like maybe we wanted to do one no it's not like we have a
podcast we have a podcast we you hardly remember about it but we have what do you mean oh my god that one happened i got that line yeah
yeah people left to go get coffee so the wi-fi is better now well how can i i was doing a rock
star clinton kane how lucky are we oh it's just brie oh yeah fuck that sorry i'm so sorry i have
to be so disgusted every time you hear that song
you you you can't you can't know the people in the love song no no no because then it's like
you're singing a love song to brie correct you correct correct brie that's what we were just
saying okay like i was singing it and then people like oh my god when i realized brie has a tattoo on her that says how lucky are
we i'm like oh my god and that other line it's like i went to boston to meet her parents like
oh he's talking about brie again well i'll just kill myself hot american uh american night hot
summer american nights now that's a song it's a banger right feels good
though brief feels good to have a song written about you yeah feels great guys why did he
no it's just like i don't want to imagine you guys like delayed what uh why did he release
pink skies instead of the american summer american summer's unreal yeah um i don't know he just
released pink skies because american nights wasn't even he wrote that in like a day randomly
and then recorded it but pink skies was recorded way before and like he wanted to release a single
so pink skies was already in the bucket and pink skies is a banger as well that's like he's got a lot yeah
he's got a lot of american american american summers like well american nights i think it
was perfect to come out on the album because it's like such a fourth of july song yes agreed um
i had one other oh um what type of pull do you have with him what does that mean what means what means
pull like for what yeah let like hey i think you should like cover death of an unpopular poet
oh you want me you want him to cover that yeah
okay bob dylan said bob dylan says one of the greatest songs ever written is it taylor swift
no jimmy buffett oh oh yeah he'll probably do that it's it's bob dylan look it's a number it's
it's right up his vibe okay i was doing i was deep in the zach bryan listen to the whole album
yes did you like it i know it's kind of slower and you wanted fast well there was some
fast american american ice is not sandpaper it's kind of fast sandpaper is is fast enough for me
oak island uh yeah i didn't love oak island as much as that one's right after american summer
right american i thought this song was called american nights is it not i get things confused
but after... I believe
in order, Oak Island is right after. Did you
listen to the album actually in order? Because that's how
you're supposed to listen to it. Yeah, I did.
Cool.
Cool. Did you listen to it?
Do you like it, or do you think it's disgusting?
I don't know if there's going to be a delay or anything
like that, or if you guys can hear me
right now, but I have not gotten to listen
to the entire album yet. It very good it's i'm sure it's unreal once you get it on your tiktok though
which i have the the how lucky are we is every girl's doing how lucky are we and it is super
catchy and then yeah i have to click not interested in zach prime yeah he's everywhere yeah he's he's
all over my can't escape it i'm like you're right there but oh my god you're on my phone
what's the name of the song i just quizzed you on american knights no no that we're gonna see
if he can cover oh something about a tortured death death of an unpopular poet i'll text you please text it to me yeah uh
plan brie had another big guest the hawk to a girl yeah i got the hawk to a girl's first interview
was that like a trade like hey you can go on and sing with zach but you got to do give me this
interview no so zach's team um it literally happened that day like i had to scramble to
find equipment and people to help me
she was coming to sing revival because his social media team was like the first people to find her
or like get in contact with her and she lives in tennessee there was a show in tennessee and she
wanted to do revival and um she then said i want my first interview to be with a girl not a guy i
would like and she loved me
because her cousin introduced her to me who was there who's awesome shout out cousin you're the
best for hooking that up and um she wanted to come on and do a video with me so we did it and
that went uber viral because she the people didn't understand the bit but the would you hawk to her
yeah and you said would you hawk to a donald trump and people then took that to be like she
was anti-trump you also got a kick out of her not knowing who i was like i don't know why you found
that so exciting funny i'm i don't get the hawk to a hype not even a little bit it's just like
the most viral thing ever people yeah i don't get it it's crazy like this video that I did with her was number three trending in the world on YouTube.
Like people care so much about everything she's doing.
She already has a million followers on everything.
Like in one day she got it.
It's crazy.
She's like, yeah.
Rumored to have, um, uh, uh, like a reality is show where she like goes around and travels
and does stuff.
And we did talk about that after she did the podcast with me so i think it's real yeah nuts i guess the internet works in in
different ways um the album we already talked to oh it's right here how lucky are we yeah you took
a train to south side of boston show me it is weird i i would like to see how you would react one day in a reverse situation. That'll never happen.
I feel like that's so cute.
You want to do your own Beer Olympics?
Yeah, we want to do a girls one since the boys don't invite us to anything.
And we think the girls one would be great.
And I have a great Beer Olympics backyard.
Okay.
We're down for that.
Yeah.
Speaking of going viral, I went quite viral for hammering this fence
uh yeah i've seen a lot of this too the sylvana at my ma talk house what she is
people seem like really upset about that i saw some shit on her wait why are they upset
i have no idea but i saw like something on some i forget it was a tiktok too it was just the biggest lies
ever written about her and my relationship like she's trying to get back together and this and
that and it just it was 100 lies she was going to the hamptons montauk which every influencer
seemingly now does.
And she had like a gap on where she could stay.
My house is empty.
I'm in Nantucket.
So she asked if she could stay there.
I said,
yes,
I wouldn't say we're like best friends.
We don't talk all the time or really a lot,
but yeah,
an empty house. I'm glad to have her use it and be used.
And people have just blown it so far out of proportion is fucking crazy.
So I don't know.
It's kind of nuts.
Yeah, I feel like it was pretty obvious that it's like, you guys, we talked about it on the pod.
You broke up amicably.
Or like there was no hard feelings with either of you.
And she asked to use the house.
I feel like that's a normal, mature thing.
Like you guys don't hate each other.
It wasn't.
I wouldn't say it was a hard breakup.
But it wasn't like, oh, you did was it was a hard breakup but it wasn't
like oh you did this to me and no hate yeah and again if you're familiar with the hamptons if you
know there's an empty house sitting there and you have a relationship with the person why wouldn't
you use it yeah especially fourth of july weekend yeah she's so expensive um yeah i got confronted by some crazy person in nantucket i don't know
that's that big of a story but she pulled the uh like she confronted she was like in my face when
i was trying to pick up food and then i like they called my name and they're like dave and i went and like we brushed like don't you
fucking touch me lunatic totally lunatic um that's scary it was she was not a scary person
oh okay okay that's good yeah uh brie and grace going on your that's my best friend
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Hannah Burdick!
Hello!
Hi!
It wasn't there for like a whole year when we did the podcast but then it came you go then i had my
agents can you add my job dave is giving me a judgmental look right now yeah godfather
150 wait what oh yeah been here been here since seven o'clock my time we're not starting good this is
not a good start this is not good we're in a fight i did a whole workout before you guys got here
just in my chair you look jacked so you're welcome thanks i'm trying to fill out the shirt a little
bit more yeah it looks good you guys won me over you want me back over can i actually have my
volume a little louder in the in these yep
thank you
sorry i'm nervous i'm never nervous here
i get nervous laughter are we good austin he's just turning up headphones oh that's great you
can do a little lower actually ready i'll talk and then see if that's great i don't like to hear myself talk that much hello okay cool okay are we good we're good
all right uh bff's special guest hannah burner yeah can we just cut in plan brie and will that be like what the fuck we do here what do you mean what do you mean
it's one it's we're 21 minutes late so just sitting here because she was on plan brie you
guys so is plan brie we didn't get a warning though we didn't get a warning so then someone
came in and took her out we were just chatting someone say it was girl math yeah what do you
mean a warning?
Like usually someone will come in and be like five minute warning,
10 minute warning.
Well,
you're part of this.
Babysitter.
Yeah.
Well,
we just like kind of,
we just got steamrolled and there was no,
there was no clock.
We were just like,
Oh,
having fun.
Then it was time to go.
And we were a little late starting because.
No time is money.
We apologize, Dave, Mr. Dave... No, time is money. We apologize, Dave.
Mr. Dave.
No, that's fine.
It was great, though.
Yeah, so that's what I'm asking you.
And Josh, I apologize to you, Josh.
Thanks.
I apologize as well.
Yeah, I'm on vacation right now,
and I took the time out of my day to come and do this.
Left a beach club to come and be here on time.
Wow.
All right.
So are we just gonna like what did
you guys talk about um we talked about a lot she gave the best advice in the world for girls in
their 20s and we talked about her special we talked about she's going on jimmy fallon tonight
there's a lot to hannah bernie you can literally ask her anything she has an answer i do have to
say dave um i interviewed with you back in the day like i knew that back then do you remember was
i um was it an upsetting interview you're like no it wasn't no it wasn't upsetting but like
if i recall if i recall like you want to work here but also like do your own thing right well
you know i had been working at betches and i was friends with gaz and he was like maybe
we could do stuff with chicks and then i feel like we never really worked anything out but i
always loved barstool so i i pretend i work at barstool because i i've called her daddy was good
to me and she's honorary and you're a reoccurring guest on there right i was one of the first guests
after sofia which was pressure but but like it was, it was
awesome.
So I, I think bar stool.
But you're, you're reoccurring, right?
Don't you continually go on?
Yes.
Yes.
I just went on two weeks ago, which has been cool.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I do remember interviewing you and it was at that point, like Gaz was the one, Paul,
who introduced, but then I, there was, you had a lot of shit going on. It's complicated. I had the reality TV show. It was. Which point, like Gaz was the one, Paul, who introduced. But then there was a lot of shit going on.
It's complicated.
I had the reality TV show.
Which I never knew that.
I didn't know you were on Summer House till today.
Yeah, and I'm sorry.
Really?
I apologize for that because that's.
Well, I don't watch Summer House.
Don't.
Well, that's good because you just want to be known as a stand-up comedian.
Yeah, but no, reality TV definitely helped, you know, motivate stuff.
I also shout out Southampton Animal Shelter with Miss Peaches where i'm fostering a people there from there um oh yeah so i just wanted to have we have
the gala coming up yes i wanted to let everyone know that me and you are better than them
because better than who people who don't foster senior dogs oh are you going to the gala she
peaches not a senior oh i'm sorry i. I didn't know how to age Peaches.
She's four and a half.
Oh, my God.
I'm sorry.
She's a teenager.
She's middle-aged for a dog, though.
Well, she's beautiful.
Yeah, she's the best.
She's not old, though.
I feel so embarrassed that I just...
Yeah, you aged her.
I aged Peaches.
No, that's okay.
Peaches, if you're listening, you're stunning.
And you look young.
Yeah, she doesn't mind.
Yeah, she doesn't mind that at all.
So are you going to that gala?
I think I am.
I'd love to.
Peaches is the guest of honor at the Southampton Animal Shelter gala in a few weeks.
You have to go with your doggy.
No, I have to.
And she has a spectacular gown.
It just came.
It's amazing.
Wow.
Does she have preferences of the outfits she wears?
Or are you just her stylist and she'll go with anything?
I mean, she knows when she looks good.
But I have a say in it, clearly.
She has to wear a bell now.
Oh, because she tries to escape all the time yeah
you should get those tracker collars i have that those aren't as great as they're cracked up to be
no offense because the guy i texted but they take too long to turn on like the tracking like when
you try to be like lost dog it takes forever to link and you're like all right well she could be
in a different spot nothing like it takes a long time.
Like a dog that doesn't want to be at your
mansion.
Well, we have the beach. Yeah.
She's a street dog. She still has that
in her.
I also didn't know. I found the Apple tag works
way better. People told me not
to do the Apple tag. Why?
I don't know.
I have it in a collar and it works so much better than like the five
dog calls.
Yeah.
That's what I have.
The five.
Yeah.
The five is not working at a high enough level for me.
So now we have bells,
but anyhow,
I put the Apple tag on my husband.
That's good.
You don't even need his location.
He doesn't even know he has the Apple.
Now your husband's a guy from summer house. Oh no um he's a comedian from queens new york and then he moved to ireland
so he's like a comedian unfortunately he did do two episodes of the show what is summer house
what is summer house i have no idea i did what do you mean you don't know you have no idea you're
kids working during the week you know i was promoting my podcast and stuff and i was trying to promote stand-up but it wasn't really
working and then on the weekend you go to hamptons and you have a share house which is kind of like
what new yorkers do um then you fucking fight is how'd you end up on it i was working at betches
and i was interviewing some celebrities oh yeah betches right yeah back
in the day um i got i feel like i almost bought them too are they still a thing yeah but i i left
them like several no i was fired seven years ago because i went on the reality show but look i love
getting fired it's very um freeing i highly recommend it um but i yeah i went on the show
because i was single and i was so they reached out to you they
saw betches yeah they're like oh you're funny you're this that yeah and i had a solid three
years yeah i was gonna say you had like three seasons right yeah yeah yeah and it helped with
the podcast it but i think getting fired from summer house made me feel like it made me want
to get a netflix special like i wouldn't have gotten a netflix special if i didn't get fired
from from did you get fired because that's true because you were like sponsoring a rival
seltzer drink oh wow dave is on his shit um the truth is beef started because i did an ad for
truly seltzer and i didn't know that i like wasn't allowed to so that's a yes but I know not I Bravo didn't fire me just some people
people on the cast got annoyed at me and then it kind of because they have their own drink yeah
are they the lover boy people yeah but I mean I is that a thing is that a real drink I promote it
we drink it every that was like a big storyline on the show I just I didn't know that I wasn't
allowed to drink other drinks and it didn't I think some of these shows become a lot of egos and it's like it's my show it's my
drink and you can't do that and there's no rules and it just becomes fighting over egos and and
screen time and it's not that fun after doing it for too many seasons where did you guys stay
where was the share house um Southampton was one.
And I love the Hamptons, but I always, I have family in Shelter Island.
I play tennis.
I golf.
I nap.
I'm not even a big partier.
So honestly, it wasn't that perfect for me.
But it was a great experience to see like, oh, I do like being on camera.
Yeah, right.
Who's the biggest summit?
So, well, Paige and I, Paige is. The Giggly Squad co-host. The Giggly Squad co-host. being on camera yeah right yeah who's the biggest summer like right so well page and i pages um the
giggly squad co-host the giggly squad co-host so i have plenty of time to read all the notes hell
yeah that's good i know everything because i just kept rereading anyways yeah uh go ahead sorry oh
no yeah it was great with summer houses i was able to meet people that I ended up
still being friends with to this day.
And I think Paige and I started Giggly Squad
because we'd have so many funny conversations
and the cameras would just leave the room
because it wasn't part of like the fight storyline.
And I was like, I feel like this is quality content.
And then we started doing it during COVID.
And I think reality TV shows, they want to laugh at you and that's fine i'll be the joke but like i think i'm better at making people laugh on purpose
you are uh who's the like biggest summer house star like is there somebody who transcended that
show or or is it you i mean like what well yeah is it well page and i went on and like the chemistry
of everyone was good.
Like, everyone brings something to the table.
I think I got fired and Paige stayed, and Paige is just, like, iconic in every way.
So I kind of am doing my thing.
She's doing her thing.
And it's kind of a cool just she's still in the fights, but we get to laugh at it over voice notes throughout the season.
the in the fights but we get to laugh at it over voice notes throughout the season um but yeah i like the i don't i just don't like being pigeonholed into being like you're reality tv or you're just a
stand-up i just want to create and that's all i want to do so if it wasn't because of the seltzer
what was like the argument with kyle and amanda that ended things or is that really what ended
things or no oh see i don't even know who those people yeah it got into it was just like layers and layers of
just honestly it was down to egos of like people didn't fuck with me anymore and it was like kind
of embarrassing and people basically we don't want you to be our friend and i was like how mean
and i yeah i was on a talk show at the time i was on summer house and i got fired and in that moment
like you have nothing and um that kind of shit makes you motivated
to like get on stage and like-
Get a Netflix special.
I do have to say, I feel like-
So that's today, right?
The Netflix is now available, correct?
It's hilarious.
Yeah.
I do think like revenge and like pissing people off
is definitely a huge motivator in my life.
And I highly recommend it
if you're feeling pissed at someone,
just like focus it on yourself.
I'm kind of like the king of revenge.
That's why I fuck with you, Dave.
I fuck with you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You want to work here.
Yeah.
I mean, no.
Barstool has been so good to me.
What does that mean?
Just that like I've been able to collaborate with you guys
and I feel like my people,
you know,
they love the pods and then your fans have discovered me and it's been kind of just like a cool collaboration
for sure and i love a lot of people that work for you um also i went to wisconsin go badgers
yeah you fucked the mascot that was what i was about to say but you took it out
i was on the tennis team and i may or may yeah i
fucked the mascot with the head also no not the head i didn't let him do the notes one question
i have i'm seeing an article from the new york times that like there was controversy that you
played tennis you were on the men's team why did everyone anyone care about that
when i was in high school i played on the men's the boys team because title
nine says if you don't have a girl's team the girl has to be able to try out so i made the team and i
was winning and the other teams were mad that it like wasn't fair what because i was you're not
like a trans i like i get the argument i get the argument saying like why can't we put our top
girls on our men's team but i was like we
don't have a girls team so i have nowhere to go yeah by the way you should be allowed to put your
top girls on a men's team why wouldn't you be allowed to do that under any any circumstance
on their own team but yeah it was a great conversation because it's like tennis is not
a physical sport it's like i was training way more than these guys playing high school tennis
like i would be pissed if i lost um but the cool story about it is when i graduated the public school athletic league gave
money to the school and my dad coached their girls team um so it was a nice full circle beautiful
moment but i'm a bit of a pioneer i like that thank you john i i really don't get i don't yeah
i don't get it doesn't make a lot of sense, to me that like they were anti it. There was like a girl that played on my buddy's team and no one was like, oh, fuck, there's a girl.
That's so unfair.
She's a softball player who's good enough to play on the baseball team.
Let her play like it.
I get one of the main one of the coaches was like, it's a lose lose for the guys.
And I'm like, isn't that sports when you're the favorite?
Yeah.
And I felt it was a lose lose for me because I was like was like you fucking smoke weed every day i'm training every day i'm not losing to this guy who does tennis
camp sometimes yeah it sounds like fragile guys that were pretty embarrassing another ego problem
i do have to say my team was really funny though like the guys would just be like hey take it easy
on the girl like they were like leaning into it and it was so what what did you play what like i if i'm familiar with like
my high school tennis yeah you have like the number one male number two male number three
and then there's like doubles so what did you i played i played three singles um so like and i
would these are all guys that like i trained with tennis is a very small community so like i knew
both these guys since i was like 12 and we had a really solid team and it was very
fun and it definitely i think i stand up is comfortable to me because i've dealt with kind
of like being in a male dominated space and like having fun and figuring it out and taking up space
so if the netflix thing just came it came out what it meant how do they do that it came out at 3 a.m
so have you just been reading reviews like non-stop no no
no no i i have strict instructions not to be on my phone during this time why i have a thing where
like i think because of reality tv it's like i don't as long as i'm proud of it and i don't like
when like comments affect my creativity do you care what people say about it i feel like i just don't need
to know like from the highs or the lows i don't care for people to be like it was the greatest
thing i ever watched to it sucked i just don't care and it's like it really alleviates it creates
peace inside me i'm a sensitive person and you know i'm putting out my heart and soul i worked
on for six years with this special and you just i'm trying to not six years yeah yeah damn yeah you worked on one
set for six years well you start with you know five minutes then it gets 10 i i toured the whole
nation in clubs with this hour and then i started selling more tickets so i did it all through
theaters so like art's like never done you could take an hour and just keep tagging
it up for years so it's just better and better like you know when you see a joke you're like
james lipton that was very like art is never like complete i'm pretending i'm fucking michelangelo
right now yeah like the craft is never like you ever see a bit where you're like how did they go
in so many directions because it started simple and then you you're just every night at tagging it up cutting the fat adding but it's true it's
never really done so I kind of at one point had to just be like put it out there um and I do have
to do a quick shout out Josh I did do a TikTok about you once that was very funny but I apologize
with my man on the street because I wanted people to yes do you have it i remembered this was so
good but it's because i'm a josh fan oh god i don't know someone that's i didn't see it
timothy chalamet after he gave blood that's so good yeah i stitched it i stitched the video
i stitched the video too i believe well shout out to you for being iconic i did stitch it i stitched the video i stitched the video too i believe well shout
out to you for being iconic i did stitch it i did stitch one of the videos
wait dave i did you too yeah yeah what the fuck it's like well i mean
no we don't have to say she didn't fucking remember it so it was about josh
i felt like he was he wasn't as involved in the
conversation i'm already paranoid you guys are mad at me because i'm late but anyway
what uh what is your time schedule so i don't want to talk in it lag and then i like fuck up
the flow exactly yeah you're frozen while you're back what is your time schedule because you're
going on fallon um we do headlines but i don't know you since brie like i don't know when you
have to go okay all right so there you go but there's the answer you still you we only had it
for 30 minutes anyways it's like honestly the silence is deafening i feel like
this is uh like what is it called no that's what brie does did you see brie had the hawk to a girl
josh oh they're mad about that they're mad about everything i do yeah everything i do now dave is
smiling he's like that well i was well i was smiling at y'all yeah
we're cool boys are cool i said this feels like a cnn like international get together for like
the gen z's and the gen x's like what are we what's going on in the world by the way i've
done fallon no big deal dave i'm a huge fan i've seen you everywhere i know i fuck with you it was
awful why it was awful do you have any advice? Why was it awful?
He wanted to do a live pizza.
No, I didn't do Fallon.
I'm a liar.
Seth Meyers.
Seth Meyers.
I wasn't going to cry.
I was going to let you have that.
Fallon's only 100x Seth Meyers.
Oh, go have fun on Fallon.
Thank you.
Honestly, guys, I appreciate you having me on.
This is awesome.
We got five minutes.
Keep doing great.
Oh, never mind.
We have 20 minutes. We started at 1.45. No, no. I said we got me on. This is awesome. We got five minutes. Oh, never mind. We have 20 minutes.
We started at 1.45.
I said we got five minutes. You can go. You're good.
You're good to go. I know. I kind of
got you there, too.
Josh, you're not helping
the case.
Yeah, be mad at him and his fucking Wi-Fi.
Fuck you, Josh.
Josh's Wi-Fi was perfect for 20 minutes before the call.
True. Thomas Peaches
I say hi
thank you guys
have fun
alright bye
thank you Hannah
love you
bye
stay strong
thank you