BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - WILL BFFS EVER HAVE ANOTHER GUEST? — BFFs EP. 137

Episode Date: July 20, 2023

We start the show off with Pinky Doll taking over Tik Tok with her NPC like lives (leading to a discussion if we will ever have a guest on BFFs again), the internet calling Margot Robbie mid during the Barbie press tour, a new picture of Tom Brady and Kim Kardashian leaking from the White Party, figuring out if Brad Pitt is on Ozempic, the Adam22 Lena The Plug saga, the internet calling Taylor Swift fans cringe, the Island Boys getting a little too familiar with each other, the white/gold or blue/black dress making it back in the news in a shocking way, Miranda Lambert stopping a concert to call out fans, Kylie Jenner and Jordyn Woods spotted together again, Messi shopping in Florida, Shakira and Jimmy Butler reportedly dating, and Bebe Rexha posting receipts from her ex online. We finish with BFFs corner where we say goodbye to one of the fan's favorite segments, Bri recapping her time on Love Island in Fiji, Dave declaring himself out on a popular TV show, a debate on if a guy should pay for his girlfriends friends, and an update on Dave's Taylor Swift's Eras Tour jacket. Subscribe to the podcast now: https://barstool.link/3m4Q0Fq Support Our Sponsors: Raising Canes: Come for the chicken fingers and stay for sauce! Order online at https://RaisingCanes.com Takis: Try Takis today and Face the Intensity.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod

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All right. New episode of BFFs. Technical issues a little bit per usual brie welcome back i overheard you talking straight from fiji yes straight from fiji off the flight to bffs have not slept yet feeling a little delusional how was that like trip it was awesome fiji's cool uh it was kind of ridiculous to travel across the world for three days but yeah i don't think anybody's been like yeah fiji sucks. Would you do it again knowing what you knew with all the travel?

Yeah, for sure. It was a blast. All right, good. All right. Well, let's get into the headlines. Pinky Doll's lives take over TikTok. A 19-year-old TikToker who goes by the name of Pinky Doll has gone viral for TikTok lives where she reacts to the gifts she has given.

Pups popcorn kennels and a hair straightener says her catchphrases like ice cream, so good, and thanks to her donors. Since her videos have gone viral, people are estimating that she makes thousands of dollars per TikTok live, and because of this, copying Pinky Doll's lives has become a trend. This is all news to me,

so I guess let's see who this this pinky doll did we try to get pinky doll on the show we just don't do that anymore austin i yeah i didn't even yeah yeah no yeah number one headline why would we think of that i guess that's a crazy thing i don't know why we i haven't seen comments being like oh are they ever going to get a guest again are we ever going to get a guest again that's a good question i got to imagine if we're saying this person was the number one person on tiktok and the internet he's gone again and it didn't even cross austin's mind to see if she wanted to come on no we're never going to get a guest yeah we didn't hear anything you said except no we're never going to get a guest so

yeah you cut out again oh this is so frustrating i'm guessing just raise your hand if i cut out because i can see you guys but i'm guessing if this girl pinky doll was the number one girl on tiktok our number one story and austin it never even crossed his mind to see if she'd come on the show that we're never gonna have a guest again yeah. Yeah. That's a valid thought, I think. I was just thinking we weren't going to do one because we don't have a person in Josh's thing. We usually do LA people, but yeah, we could just end it on Zoom. That's a lame excuse, and you know it. Well, I mean, if we don't know Josh's stuff is going to work,

he doesn't have a producer right now. So we don't want to send a guest to his house. But like, what about Zoom? Like you said yeah yeah dumb that excuse take it throw it in the water trying to blame it on my producer yeah i mean i would have loved it so good gang gang ice cream so good. It was you, him. Take your melon. Take your Nelly. Slay, huh? Grab, pop, amazing. Oh, take it, Danny.

I love you. Gang, gang. Yeah, strong woman. Yeah, strong woman. Yeah, strong woman. Yeah, I mean, we need this person on the show. That was, I didn't know what I was expecting, but that was Borderline Electric.

Gang, gang, slay. Strong woman. Strong woman. Yeah, and people are just fucking paying her for that that's awesome that actually it's based on the gift so her reaction is based on what gift she gets in the live fair enough yeah she kind of gave me some anime vibes there yeah she's like an npc let me see it again yeah strong woman based on the gift so what gift is like bang bang or whatever she was ice cream so good gang gang ice cream so good gang gang ice cream so good it was you him take your melon take your nelly play huh grab pop amazing oh take it danny i love you gang gang yes all right so let's just slow this down what i see an ice cream what is gang gang no no no no no

yeah i think that's why she went so good gang gang and then there were the weights the weights came in she was like strong woman strong woman strong woman because you know wait yeah someone said gang gang in the comments. Maybe she read the comment. Gang gang. Strong woman. Ice cream. She's like she's a robot. Yeah, I mean, I want to say that she doesn't deserve this money,

but I was kind of electrified by that. I wish Austin reached out. She probably would have come on the show. It's publicity. Yeah, for sure. I wonder if she would have just talked in GIFs. Yeah. Would any of you do this if you're down on money?

What are you talking about? If I thought I could make money, I don't have to be down on money. That seems like if someone wants to send me GIFs, I'll try to do that. My minimum, like, I don't know how you make money. I mean, I'm fucking doing Snapchat stories and shit to make money. So what? Yeah, of course I do that. That's not like fucking porn.

Like, why wouldn't you do that? No, it's the same thing as like Twitch or any streaming service. It's like you get donations, you get gifts. It's all the same thing. Yeah, you don't have to think too much. I don't think you have to think at all, actually. No. Gang gang.

It's not a woman. Gang gang. I like her. All right. In one of our most recent TikToksoks live rapper timbaland was the number one viewer oh of livy dunn tiktok ranks views by the amount of gifts or mice they send so timbaland was just sending livy done a ton of money no that's pinky doll bro that's pinky doll that's gang gang strong woman strong woman that we just watched the girl with the hat yeah it's

pinky doll it's it says her username in the top corner. Oh, I have such a small little thing. That looked like Livvy Dunn to me. With the cowboy hat on? Yeah, put that picture up big. Yeah, I guess I can kind of see it. The blonde hair. Pinky Doll.

Yeah, I mean, she's wearing a hat and a mustache. That's true. From afar, it looks like Livvy Dunn. Yeah, I have it like a small little yeah that kind of does look like livy dunn no whatever gang gang i don't know what is that so embarrassing that timberland maybe he just thought it was funny yeah we think he's trying to fuck her is he like trying is that what the insinuation here is austin i most of the insinuation is that it's simps like that in the comments trying to get

her to do things based on like their gifts well that's how it works yeah yeah that's how she's making the big dough margot robbie is mid question mark since margot robbie has been receiving a lot of buzz for the movie barbie there's been movement of people on the internet saying that margot uh robbie is mid i mean you're a moron if you say that i mean if margot robbie's mid i'm a negative 10 that's crazy that people are saying that there's no woman that doesn't get it doesn't matter that's the internet but of course this is just dumb stupid shit um oh yeah i saw this new picture of tom brady and kim kardashian at the rubin party the moximo released. I've already said my piece on this. I mean, they're not even touching.

Yeah, they're just talking. I still don't like them together. Is Brad Pitt on Ozmez pick after seeing a picture of Brad? How do you say it? After seeing a picture of Brad Pitt at Wimbledon, I said he was on Ozempic. Ozempic. I just got to read it.

Ozempic. I think it's Ozempic, isn't it? Ozempic. Ozempic. Ozempic. I got it. Ozempic. Do you got it?

I got it. Shout out Rico Bosco. Ozempic. I got it. He is on Ozempic. No doubt. Why do you think this? He looks like Skeletor.

Like Ozempic doesn't. Ozempic does not do natural weight loss. Like he looks scrawny and unhealthy to me. Yeah, he was never fat, though. Why would he go on it? Maybe he's cutting pounds for a new feature film. Well, let me tell you a little something about getting old, Brie. It sucks and weight just comes fast and furious.

Is the weight hitting you? It would have been really cool if you could have done a Brad Pitt movie reference there instead of Fast and Furious. I wasn't even trying to do a movie reference. Would you go on Ozzempic dave you started getting real real fat yeah i don't know i don't like so let me put this way there's rumors it's coming out in a pill format i hate needles so doing the needle thing doesn't apply to me and i truly i'm not just saying this i'm sure there's a lot of people on ozempic who i don't know but the ones that you clearly i feel like no i think they look unhealthy

i don't think it's a nap like they don't look like they've naturally lost weight it looks like they're cheating yeah they get like the skeleton face the yeah yeah they get like kind of sickly looking so whatever i you know i am what i am i'm at my age and it is what it is take him for what he is man yeah i don't know i'm looking at these pictures of brad pitt in 2022 and 2023 though and he doesn't look that different to me he could have started earlier you he just looks skeletory like to me at wimbledon yeah tori with the arms up yeah the one on the left that's a hot pick one on the right little skeletory well he's a hot guy he's a hot guy hot commodity um adam 22 by his wife a lambo for her porn accomplishment so there's been a big

story adam 22 his wife lena the plug did a porn scene interracial porn sees seen the internet is calling him a cuck that's what's going to happen when your wife does an internet interracial porn scene he's been joking back and forth about it everyone's like adam's gonna get off the internet this that it's like they knew what they were doing it's not like this was a surprise so i they she she was a porn star to begin with, or they do porn together. Yeah, he has sex with multiple women all the time for porn. Well, it was in a threesome with both of them.

That's what they used to do. They used to do the podcast, and then their guest would be like a porn star and then they would all go and have sex after their podcast i'm pretty sure is what it was listen i think when your livelihood is porn the normal rules of society probably do not apply to you don't apply for sure for sure and they made a shit ton of money, I'm sure, off of this. So, like, whatever. Everyone who's like, oh, Adam the Plug or Adam 22, what a cuck. It's like, they're a porn couple.

Yeah, wouldn't even bat an eye at that. Yeah, nothing applies to them. They're doing porn, doing their job. They're just doing their work. Taylor Swift fan FaceTimes her ex-boyfriend from the concert. A Taylor Swift fan is being ridiculed online for seemingly calling a man many believe is her ex-boyfriend during We Are Never Getting Back Together. Okay, let's see this. I don't know why she's getting ridiculed.

That sounds like a power move. I love it. I kind of like that. Yeah, that's sick. Why would she be getting ridiculed? Yeah, I love it. What are people mad about? Yeah, what are the ridiculings?

Oh, corny as hell? Listen, nobody rides or dies for the Swifties like me. I'm an honest guy. There's a bit of cornball to us. So, like, yeah, a Swifty is a little bit corny no shit we're very we're corny happy loving fuck your boyfriend people big deal they're openly corny yeah we're openly a little bit corny i won't go full corn we're a little corn there's some real big corn balls but like people are gonna say this next clip which I've seen is cornball. I got chills. The hair on my arms stood up.

There's a delayed plane. I'd be pissed at this. Yeah, well, you're such an angry person. You'll fly to Fiji. But I wouldn't be pissed at just Swifties. Like any music, like a sing-along is my nightmare. This is pleasant music. If you're doing like hardcore rap or fucking uh screamo music yes but this play the

clip we were both young when i first saw you i closed my eyes and the flashback starts i'm standing there on the balcony in summer air I can meet Summer Edge. See the lights, see the party, the ballgowns. See you make your way through the crowd and say hello. Little bit of... If it stops after one song, okay. But they don't know when to stop. They probably did a whole album.

They? You guys. Sounds like, I don't know when to stop they probably did a whole album they you guys sounds like i don't know like uh profiling the way you said that they um taylor swift attends quest loves game night i think this is just on there they like getting me to talk about swift would you let taylor beat you at uno no you got to play to win. I don't care who it is. The Island Boys make out with each other? I didn't see that one coming as the next headline. After the Island Boys go viral for making out with each other, Fly Soldier clarifies that he has no sexual feelings from his brother,

Cody Red. It was a weird kiss, though. It was a weird kiss. Let's see it. What? That's real? Yeah. Yeah, y yucky that was tough yeah why'd you go back for a second round that was disgusting what the hell your twin brother your brother weird they're capable of anything if you're capable of that you're capable of anything can you hear me yeah they must have some debt to pay off yeah they'll do anything for money um and i guess when you blow

up as fast as they did and then you're fading out you just start kissing brothers and shit yeah you don't know what to do you don't know what to do anymore yeah i'll kiss my brother yeah you're like desperate for that fame so one second you're top of the world singing island boys next second you're sticking your tongue down your identical brother's throat um husband behind the blue black versus white gold dress tries to murder his wife what is going on that's tough again you gotta, you gotta... That's terrible, but what? Gotta hold on to the clout, though, right? Yeah, that could be the next thing with the Isla Boys. What color did you guys think

the dress was? Blue and black. It's white and gold. It's blue and black. Blue and blue and black. Blue and whatever. On this picture right here, though, it's blue. That's blue and black. On the picture on my sheet, it's blue. Yeah, it's blue. You guys black on the picture on my sheet it's blue yeah it's blue you guys are all looking what are you talking about well we're gonna do this nice job austin you're gonna try to

transform us to 1987 for this debate yeah that's a good point that's a good point you're not gonna need a time travel yeah now it's murder that's gonna be the headline on the next bff and they're gonna think they're geniuses like what color is this dress yeah we're taking away from the murder people are going to think they went in like a time machine uh geez miranda lambert fans leave concert for being selfie shame miranda lambert stopped in the middle of song at a concert to call out a group of women who were taking a selfie in the middle of concert after miranda called them out it said uh fans left the show i don't get that. What do you care, Miranda Lambert?

Was she a bitch about it? Can we watch the video? Yeah, we got the video. Cue the video. I'm going to stop right here for a sec, Danny. I'm going to stop right here for a sec, Danny. I'm sorry. These girls are worried about themselves and you're not listening to the song. It's pissing me off a little bit.

Bitch. That's a bitch move. Yeah, it's giving you must look at me this is my show like they're at your concert clearly i i don't love the selfie but they're trying to like capture the moment maybe that's their favorite song so they took a selfie during it yeah i don't like that i get like i get like a musician being like guys like keeping it keeping it ambiguous you know like saying it to the whole crowd like hey put your phones down enjoy this moment like i've heard people do that and i'm never like oh that's whack but i guess call out like that the direct call out yeah the direct call out point at them yeah tough maybe not i don't know kylie jenner and jordan woods spot together xbffs kylie jenner

and jordan woods were spot together first time since Jordan Woods made out with Tristan Thompson while he was spotted with while he was with Khloe this is kind of major they were best best friends and then broke up heavy yeah well Kylie I mean the only way this is possible I guess would be if Khloe has issued a total pardon yeah yeah otherwise it's an asshole move but chloe chloe wouldn't really give a shit anymore right i think they're still kind of on and off i would always give a shit i don't care if i like the guy or not like the guy or whatever if i'm dating somebody and a best friend or somebody makes out it doesn't matter what happens in the future with that person it's like you broke trust and trot.

Yeah, but isn't Chloe married or something now? No. No. Who am I thinking of? Courtney. Oh. But even if that, I'm saying even if it was married. No, yeah, you don't forget about her doing that.

Right. Oh, yeah, yeah. Because it's just like they're going to make another sly move in another situation. It's not so much about the guy that won. She was super close with them. so it's just a jerk move. Yeah. No, for real. That's the FR that I see everywhere.

For real, for real. For real. Messi goes grocery shopping in Florida. This is great because he took a picture right in front of a shit on a high noon. Oh, hell yeah. I saw that. Yeah. I got sent that more, that photo,

than like anything I've been sent in the past year. I woke up and it's just, I couldn't get through like my feed with everyone sending it to me. So thank you, Lionel. There was something. Well, do you think you'll go to, you think you'll go to a bunch of games this year?

Like, do you think you'll actually go to some of the games or no? No, no, no. Not even one, eh? Not really, no. I'm not a soccer fan. Don't care to watch, don't care to watch Messi play, though? He's way past his prime, isn't he?

Yeah, but I mean, it's still like, whatever. Okay. There was also studies that said that picture was worth $3.3 million worth of advertising for high noon. Whoa, that's crazy. Crazy. How do they calculate that it's a good question it was like impressions and like how much people are talking about high noon and stuff is something like abbott laboratories i think is the name of the company that did it

okay i will say that that photo in front of the high noons i think was like one of the most viral photos from all the photos that came out of him shopping. Like I saw that one posted on like, you know, like the wraps and no jumper and all those Instagram accounts to being like messy shopping at Publix, just like the rest of us or whatever. It's crazy that he did it because the last time I saw videos of him,

he couldn't even go out of his house. I know he's in the United States, but I still didn't suspect to like be bumping into him at Publix. Yeah. Yeah, that is crazy. All right, guys, quick commercial break. You can face the intensity with Takis, the most intense snack ever. Takis makes the best and most intense snacks like Takis waves, kettles, hot nuts, Takis sticks, Takis pops and Takis rolls.

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A traveling barber in LA who's charging people $1,500 for a three-hour haircut has sent the internet into a tizzy trying to figure out what else the barber was trying to type. Oh, I guess he was doing something. All right, cool about your 50 minutes for me for house calls. I charge $3.50 an hour plus 100 travel fee. Taper fade lineup. Beer trim will take about two and a half hours, three hours. So it'll be $15,000, $1,150.

And then he's got dot, dot, dot. This story, I can't express enough. I don't get why this is on the sheet. You know what I am seeing, though? I'm seeing devin in the little google doc right now try to switch up her little mistake in the title of barber charging uh 1500 for haircuts to barber charging 1150 for haircuts because that's what it said in the text message not so slick hey it also says charring not charging i thought that's a charring

but who fucking cares yeah i mean rich people will pay any amounts of anything for anything yeah and i feel like everyone knows that if someone's coming to your house yeah three hour haircut i mean there's no fucking way in hell though that i'd pay this much money for a haircut no but like could you guys get your hair cut for three hours no i don't think there's enough hair on my head to cut for three hours no my but you if i do a shave and a hair it's like an hour yeah max i feel but i feel like when they do the shape ups you put the thing on the guy's head and then you crack jokes for like 15 minutes and then you do a little more and then you crack another joke. So you drag it out. Put the hot cream on the face. Maybe.

Yeah. But also he's got travel. I just I don't think it's that crazy. Like I could see famous rich people doing it. Woman turns down ice cream date. A 26 year old woman turned out date with a man because he asked her on an ice cream date, which she says is the absolute bare minimum. That'd be a waste of both their times going to date because they have different vibes. What are we just like picking weird? an ice cream date is perfectly fine as a

first date i maybe wouldn't recommend it in hot weather because it's a bear to eat ice cream you can have it all over the place that would be my bigger concern you get ice cream in your beard just it's all over everybody the hands it's a mess but ice cream and mini golf i mean that's pretty much apple pie right i mean yeah that's probably like one of the greatest first dates you could go on i actually think yeah yeah she said i'm a 26 year old woman and a date like that seems absolute bare minimum for me she seems like maybe she seems like she sucks she seems like not a fun time the c word her and jonah hill should date yeah maybe um shakira and jimmy butler spot a date great couple yeah that's a hot couple wow shakira shakira great couple uh bb rex's

boyfriend called her fat fans believe bb rex and her boyfriend kyan safari have split after she posts a screenshot of a text message fans assume is from K-On. The alleged text from K-On says that he loves her, but he will always be honest with her. And after Baby gained 35 pounds, her face changed. The text also says Baby will mess around with him and call him Chubbs, and that he still loves her no matter what. I think there was an update to this. Was there? I don't have the answer for that.

That seems like a sheep person to give the answer. Yeah, I thought I saw something today about this story, but I could be wrong. I didn't know what it was. I still say the same thing. Baby Rexer exposed his boyfriend as a fat shamer an hour ago. Oh, damn. If your significant other gets fat

and you're no longer attracted to that person and attractions part of the game and you dated them they weren't fat what are you supposed to do yeah i mean that's valid but maybe i'm not saying this fat yeah i but did he actually say the words you are fat hey i never said you weren't beautiful i never said i didn't love you in fact i said how beautiful you are and how much i love you but i said I would be honest with you and your face was changing. So I told you it was. That was the conversation we're having. And you asked because I care.

Would you rather I lied to you? You gained 35 pounds, obviously. You gained weight and your face changes. Should I just pretend it didn't happen? That's okay. Come on. I gained three pounds. You call me chubbos and fat.

Doesn't mean this kind of cut off if it goes doesn't mean you don't love me if you're trying to find reasons to break up this makes sense but it's not the real reason if you're unhappy with me yourself with life and don't see a future with us then that's okay and that's the reason don't use something like that to weaponize your anger or anxiety or any insecurity you may have you know i always found you to be beautiful and loved you no matter what i think it's important for you to think about things and write things down speak to a therapist and do this retreat thing to get to the root of the problem let me know if you'd like to speak if you need more clarity love you i'll say this if you're breaking up with somebody because they

gained weight and that they're probably not your person right but that doesn't mean that you shouldn't break up that's you're not like baby you should be like that's not your person, right? But that doesn't mean that you shouldn't break up. That's, you're not like, baby, you should be like, that's not my person. Like, I gained 35 pounds. You think I'm a fatso you want out? Yeah, I don't want to be with that. Yeah, that's a legit reason, by the way, I think, to break up. It just means that's not your person or you're just the shallowest person of all time. Yeah.

Also, it feels weird that people share these messages online. That's like a new thing. So weird. So weird. So weird. It's like a weird so weird so weird it's like a um very personal what do you do what do you do if your partner gains 40 pounds and then asks you a question like in that text like baby rex opposed like do i look like i gain weight my face like if you if you did what would you say do you just do you just have to lie, Dave, you think? Yeah, well, if you truly love this person, yeah.

That was weird. I had to be back. If you love the person, you have to lie. If you're, like, not planning on breaking up, if you want out, you're like, yeah, you're a fatso. Well, I don't know why we got to use the word fatso. I feel like there's nicer ways to be, like, get in the gym than saying you're a fatso. Hey, you're a fatso. I'm out.

Peace. Yo, I'm out of here. Yeah. Yeah. All right. But I agree. If you love the person, it's just like we're going to roll with it. Yeah.

You just got to be like, no, you look great. Yeah. Because if someone I really loved got fat, I'd just be like, eh, it's life. Then you just got to trick that person. Be like, oh, let's like go for a walk on on the beach and maybe do high knees on the way home. Like something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's a good idea.

Like just trick them into doing exercise. Mark Zuckerberg, the opposite end of the spectrum. Zuckerberg is jacked as fuck. Oh, damn. He is jacked. Crazy. Wow. I guess when you have a gazillion dollars and this is all you do you can get jacked

i couldn't i have a bad shoulder does this day make me happier being compared to zuck work no he's also he's also pretty short right like it's it's like you're gonna have a little bit more of a stocky build when you're really short i think he's like five seven i hope so oh there's gonna be a very important search right now. We did this when we talked about the Elon Musk thing. I know we searched it, and I thought he was much shorter than he did. Yeah, he was 5'7". He's short.

He's a little guy. I'd be like this on him, so I don't care. I'd get jacked. That's what little people do. Little people can get jacked, and they do it because they're insecure. If you see me walking around jacked it's like oh dave's worried about his height lately huh nope i haven't touched a weight i'm fucking dad bought in and out it's like i'm confident in my 5 10 and a half okay

hell yeah sometimes 5 11 uh burger king sells a real cheeseburger this looks disgusting it looks so gross i kind of want to bite it you know for a fact you'd bite into it and then like half the half the cheese wouldn't even be melted you know what i mean it'd be like you're eating like just like warm sweaty cheese it's 20 pieces of american cheese between two pieces of bread is in Thailand. Keep it there. Alex Earl and Braxton Berrios first public outing. They unveiled the couple at the Espy's. Do I like this couple? I don't know.

Braxton Berrios. He played for the Jets. I do. I've met him a bunch. I know him. He plays for the Jets, or he did. I think he's still on the Jets. He may not be on the Jets, but he was dating Olivia Culberts' sister.

He's all over the Palm Tree Festival guys. Everything they do, he's generally there. That's actually how these two met. Nice guy. Is he good at football? Well, you always got to preface that. Is he better than Josh and I? He's in the NFL.

Is he a good NFL player? No. Okay. So he's like a great and i he's in the nfl is he a good nfl player no okay so he's like a great athlete because in the nfl but he's not he he's a kind of a scrub nfl guy they look good together yeah he's not very tall no she also has heels on but she's also a very tiny girl he's five nine according to wikipedia another guy i'd just be like little guy no i've seen him i think where i died pretty much uh but i'm not five nine so maybe wikipedia lied but yeah they're both nice so i yeah i i ship it um gwyneth paltrow does not look ass damn damn that's dead. Dave's twin. Who wrote that? Well, you guys are twins. You guys both go.

I know what that's in reference to. Who wrote it, Austin? I guess we'd have to look to see who did that. Dave's twin, Gwyneth Paltrow, proves she is running her own Instagram after a recent Q&A where she set the record straight that she's a naughty ass. Gwyneth also responded to a fan asking her if she had a little homo in her her saying the questions she was receiving were epic.

You got a little homo in you or nah? Or nah is awesome. You got a little homo in you. Wait, Dave, do you lick ass? Yeah, why not? There you go. Not generally, no. You should have said.

I guess you and your twin have some oppos yeah yeah yeah uh britney spears is a best-selling author okay don't care is there something new i gotta know about this no yeah i don't think so raquel levis wants a higher salary for vanderpump rules this is is... Shut up. But correct. And it's what... There's no way to correct this, but she has them by the fucking balls because everybody's going to watch and watch her back.

The show kind of sucks if she's off of it, so she's going to be rewarded for being an absolute piece of shit. But that's... I mean, there's... That's so biz. That's how the world works. It is what it is. it is this las vegas sphere everyone's putting these out it's crazy it is really cool the things they're able to do with that thing super cool and that's this picture

of it right on the golf course but honestly who cares it's the wind golf course. It's Vegas. It's not like you're in fucking Pinehurst or Augusta. It's Vegas, so it kind of fits right in with Vegas. So you're playing golf and having that eyeball right behind you or whatever it is. Yeah, it's just like casual day, Vegas. Yeah. Dennis Rodman got his girlfriend tattooed on his face. Do not care. And now BFF's corner.

Josh, you got a mug? I don't have a mug today. mug today so that's the end of that segment that's the end of that segment you know what instead of mug we'll do i'm gonna give a shout out somebody sent me this shirt which i saw it i tried to buy it originally it's like i absolutely fucking love it it's an old school teddy bruski authentic um and it came from and i rarely do this it's such a fire shirt pure Oz sports pure Oz authority on Instagram pure Oz sports on Twitter this is like I grew up with the Brewski Patriots I love it Brie Fiji so what Brie yes Dave

we can cut this if you can't answer this okay did they pay you to go or they're just like hey we'll do this and you just go no just just went for free that's crazy yeah i know it was crazy but i was like why wouldn't i go to fiji for free because the turnaround of it is a second you're promoting i always wanted this but i'm young yeah you're gonna you're gonna be old with that travel schedule quick those miles will add up yeah mileage but it's fun so once in a lifetime go to fiji for free like i always wonder that with like the influencer trips and stuff because sylvana's now getting invited to bunch and i try to keep my mouth shut but i'm always like in the i feel like the brand

always makes out like a bandit because everyone what you cut out say again where'd you where'd I cut out at um I gotta keep my mouth shut yeah with the with the brand trips because I'm always convinced like the brands make out like bandits because the influences go on these trips but they're getting so much advertising for like nothing out of it all it's like shocks me I know so I was wondering it depends on the brand trip like some will offer you a lot of money to go and then some won't yeah um tommy smokes reacts to bffs i haven't seen this yet all right so i have it on good authority that the bffs pod dave josh brie three of my best friends uh spent a little time uh typing up tommy i don't know what was said exactly i've been waiting two straight

days for this um but here is my live reaction i think it's about to come up of them complimenting me i guess i guess they complimented me trent and like fucking fc and like tommy barelli like everyone's not my name tommy barelli is not my name smokes is looking pretty good yeah i am josh yeah smokes at the dance moves. I get a surprising number of people now DM'd me, like, girls, being like, get me Tommy Smokes' number. Oh, my God. I'm trying to tell you guys. He crashed.

Oh, my God. Hey, both. Oh, my God. That's BFFs. This is lame. He's lame. I don't care. You should have just left that alone.

Do you guys watch The Bear I've seen the first season did you like it yeah I loved it I love him I hate it what

I quit you hate the show I hate I hate the show and I know it's like I thought you were yes chef I thought I was just

doing it for the views fucks you're fake I quit the I quit the show. I watched the season finale. Every time I threaten to quit, people be like, give it one more episode. One more. It's too slow moving for me.

It's like tedious. They could have done that first season in like three or four episodes. So I dropped it. And people are debating. Some people agree with me. Some people like it's the best show ever. But yeah. Did you watch season two?

No, I'm not going to continue. Oh, so season one finished. So you finished season one and now you're calling it after season one. Correct. Yeah, I haven't dipped my toes into season two yet. But everyone's saying it's the best show ever. Yeah, I totally disagree. This Mean Girls clip has gone viral for sparking a debate. Let's see.

When a guy meets your friends for the first time, should he pay for all your friends? Even if there's like four of them one two three yes no this totally depends on who the guy is if it's me yes because i'm rich josh i'd say yes because he's got plenty of money if you're just a schmo no yeah that's fair yeah it seems like a weird situation because it's very dependent on the person correct yeah you're kind of an asshole girl if you put your boyfriend in that situation and you know he's not like loaded that's a yeah you just expect him to pay for everybody yeah the erator's jacket, still going strong. That's great. A reminder, follow.

What is it? I always get the address wrong. It's Dave's Erator's jacket. So follow that account because that's how you figure out who has it. You apply to get it for the next show. So that is everything that we got for BFFs. Yeah, that's BFFs. Welcome back, Brie. Thank you.

All right. Welcome back, Brie. Thanks, Josh.