BFFs with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chickenfry - WILL DAVE PORTNOY LEAVE BFFS? — BFFs EP. 131
Episode Date: May 25, 2023We’re back with Dave in studio in NYC and we start with Tana Mongeua finally addressing her beef with Mads Lewis, Tana getting ahead of being canceled for “bailing” on the pod, Harry Styles and ...Candace Swanpoel reportedly dating, Kio Cyr being on a dating show, Taylor Swift fans selling rain water from her show, Dave’s outfit and plans for his first Taylor concert at MetLife, an Australian model ghosting Leo, Anwar Hadid going after his ex Dua Lipa’s new man, a woman serving Chile’s at her wedding, a man getting shot for taking his roommates last hot pocket, Montana banning TikTok, and OnlyFans model discovering her biggest fan was her step dad, Sydney Sweeney being shown with her engagement ring, a man going viral for trying to pick up Kanye’s wife, and an $8,000 street couch. We finish with BFFs corner where Bri and Grace went to EDC and the latter ran into Dave in the elevator, Bri’s hair caught on fire, Project Verified wrapped and some viewers are not happy with the winner, Josh admitting his feelings for his new girl before she seemingly moved on, a potential courtside basketball trip for the BFFs, and we finish with fan questions where we talk about the future of BFFs. Support Our Sponsors: Raising Canes: Come for the chicken fingers and stay for sauce! Order online at https://RaisingCanes.com Gametime: Download the Gametime app or go to https://barstool.link/GametimeApp, enter your email, and redeem code BFF for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply). Takis: Try Takis today and Face the Intensity.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/bffspod
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I'm back in New York with Bree, Josh in LA.
Let's get into the headlines.
We'll start, Tana responds directly to Mads.
Is this a repeat?
I thought we already talked about that.
Just that one thing.
That was just a refresher.
The second thing's new.
Okay.
So last week, Tana finally directly responds to
maz lewis comments about tana switching it up on people uh by saying she rides for people in that
la acquaintances make her laugh we already talked about that that i know we talked about most
recently tanya finally aired out a relationship with mads after saying she wasn't going to tana
said the two were never friends she doesn't think maz dislikes her because tana posed with her ex
and the two were never close t Tana responded to Mads.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
So Tana responds to Mads.
Okay.
So Tana was saying they were never close and Mads was acting like they were very close friends.
Okay.
The last episode, we cut a pretty big conversation that we had about Mads Lewis.
But I am going to respond to this once and for all.
Someone commented like, love Tana, but she does switch up.
Like she switches up, blah, blah, blah. Mads and I met via social media. We probably
exchanged 25 story replies or DMs, which you know how little those mean to me. I think I clout,
tried to clout farm with her and like do a paparazzi setup because that was my TikTok era.
And I was like, this would be funny. We had one phone call one time when I was drunk as fuck on a boat in Mexico where she explained the whole Nessa Jaden situation this
was before I knew Nessa and Jaden far better than I know her and I was just like yeah girl like you
deserve the world like I don't even know what I fucking said to be honest I was just like drunk
and listening and probably wanted the gossip and whatever we've never hung out when the sun is out. We've never hung out alone.
We've never done anything together at all.
I couldn't tell you anything about her.
Respectfully, Mads, you don't know me well enough
to know what me switching up would look like.
You were never in point A for me to switch up to point B.
I decided that I felt like we wouldn't be compatible as friends.
I just decided to cease
all i'm like i'm not gonna reply to your stories anymore i'm not gonna like talk on the phone with
you like i just think you know what i mean like yeah i don't understand how that is switching up
because when i saw it i was assuming that it was about you and posting like her ex 24 no like
yeah yeah i mean i believe matt i believe Tana right there that they weren't super close.
Yeah, they were just social media friends.
Yeah.
I don't know where that, like, I don't know where that line is drawn
where someone thinks they're, like, closer with somebody.
I don't know.
But, yeah, I totally believe everything that Tana just said.
Yeah, for sure.
Now, sticking with tana
i this was a look at me so i i think they're joking with tana was she supposed to be a guest
today yeah so how long ago was that i texted her i texted her yesterday i think and i was like want
to come on bffs okay and she was going to do a zoom but i was like we'd rather have you in person
with josh but she couldn't go in person so josh what you were busting balls with here going back and forth with her that was just kind of a
joke yeah yeah so she texted me because i was no no i think i texted her i was told that we were
gonna have tana here in the morning so i texted her and i was like yo i heard i'm seeing you in
the morning and then uh she texted me back and was like what what do you mean i already said that
like i couldn't do it tomorrow so then i facetimed and I was like oh wow same old Tana knew me huh you're switching up on
the pod what's up with it so I was just playing around yeah that's what I thought because she
actually uh texted me like late like I was already basically going to sleep being like uh don't clown
on me that um free asked for me to come
in the podcast super late i can't get to josh's i'll do it call in i was like yeah that's not
really canceling if we ask you yeah she didn't cancel she does seem very frightened of me she's
terrified changed her life yeah so good that that's a good thing and i don't rip people for
no reason like she deserved it when I did it.
This, if we ask you like 10 seconds before, yeah, I'm not going to rip you.
Yeah, she didn't cancel.
Yeah.
She wanted that to be very clear.
Very clear. She has some major PTS Dave.
Yeah.
She's not coming on.
That's a good one, Josh.
Yeah.
What was the exact one?
I was thinking about it for a bit.
I was over here like mouthing out like PTSD.
Yeah, this was at 10.09pm
Last night she's like Dave Brianna texted me
Asking me to go and be at us tomorrow morning
I responded asking if I could call
Instead of going to Josh's my texts to her
Aren't delivering do you think it would be possible
Or do I have to go to his I said I think
You can call and it's all news to me it's generally better in person
But not that huge of a deal said okay
If it's confirmed I can call
Can someone let me know so I don't get Clowned on laugh my ass off i said i won't clown it's all last minute
yeah i was flying and she was texting me so much freaking out she's like what the fuck
i'm trying to go to bed i don't give a fuck um harry oh wow harry styles and candace swainpole
are rumored to be dating as report harry styles 28 candace swainpole are rumored to be dating. It's reported Harry Styles 28. Candace Swainpole are getting close that they may be dating.
Oh, wow.
That's a hot couple.
Candace Swainpole's number one.
She's my number one all time.
Who's Candace Swainpole?
I feel like you've said that about a couple people.
No, I haven't.
Yo, Dave, you've said that so many times.
My number one all time?
Find the clip of who I've said number one.
Maybe Kristen Kruk.
Cindy Crawford. Cindy Crawford. I think it's usually i said cindy crawford may have been
the number one supermodel of all time but cindy uh candace swainpole for a very long time has
been dave wait there was another one jessica alba's hot alba candace swainpole who jessica
biel that was jessica biel person prettiest in person. Prettiest person I've ever seen.
Candace Swain-Pole, if you said, hey, Dave, you have to vote the hottest woman who ever lived, that would be my vote.
Okay.
That would be who I'd go.
She's a little bit older now.
I think she had children and whatnot.
But I used to make, I went through a phase where if she walked across the street, I was making a video about her.
One time she was supposed to be on like St. Bart's.
The same time I was, it's like, I'm just going to see her.
You've never met her?
Never met her. Yeah, the titles are like, yeah,
Candace Wayne Paul is a goddamn savage on the runway.
Yeah, old blogs.
Okay.
Candace Wayne Paul should not be allowed to show affection to other dudes
not named Dave Ford.
Yeah.
No, she's –
So she's got to be a lot older than Harry Styles?
Yeah, she's 34.
Oh, okay.
Not that much older.
He's 28.
Do you know who she is, Josh?
So she's a model.
That's an understatement.
She's a Victoria's Secret model.
You're going to go Candace Swain-Pole Prime.
This is when Victoria's Secret models
were the biggest thing in the world.
When it was for real.
An angel.
I'm not even going to get into that.
Wow.
Her eyes.
Piercing blue.
I'm not going to say more before Josh is like,
why do you keep saying she's hot?
What do you got a thing?
I can't just comment.
I appreciate her.
Well, that's how I feel about her.
I would talk the same way about herself.
Dave, as if I'm the guy that twists and turns words
and whatever I talk about.
Whenever a girl comes up with me, you are digging, Dave.
You become a minor.
It's unreal.
I don't dig at all.
I do my job.
Oh, Bree.
You're like this henchman.
Oh, I'm not doing my job?
Come on.
Well, we got to look out for each other when you're always digging at us. Well, you two are like legitimate best friends. I'm like cold and you're like I'm not doing my job come on we gotta look out
for each other
when you're always
digging at us
well you two are
like cool
and you're a minor
best friends
JR
hey what do you think
of this
JR
it's like what
okay she calls you DP
she calls you DP
DP yeah
I call you on the show
all the time
I've never heard that
oh yeah
no you don't
no I say it on the show
all the time
DP and JR
that's how I talk to my friends okay Dave we can start Yeah, no, you don't. No, I say it on the show all the time. DP and JR.
That's how I talk to my friends.
Okay.
Dave, we can start inviting you out to shit.
Just you always say no. I don't want to go.
I do like to be invited.
I do not want to go, but I've always said I like the ability to say no.
All right.
Man.
Damn, Jay.
No.
It's like K craziest relationship ever.
Keo was a contestant on a dating show.
Keo, sir, was a contestant on a dating show on YouTube
where the contestant picks their date based on their outfit.
Keo was eliminated early on.
I kind of like that.
You don't get to see the person, just the outfit.
Yeah, it's a cool concept.
But I thought he was dating Amanda.
Oh, it's old, you mean?
He did the show while they were together.
He says it in the clip too i'm gonna go
back to my girlfriend oh so she definitely knew yeah yeah for a show right um taylor swift's
concert water for sale i would be interested i am going friday oh where met life nice are you
pumped i'm very excited what kind of seats we got sweet nice yeah our keys come in was she talking
like battle plan yeah no kelly keegs our resident crazy swifty fan who i love um i didn't realize
they did this but like what i'm gonna date myself when i was growing up i used to go to little league
world series and um you have buttons and people trade buttons at the little league world series
apparently they do this with friendship bracelets.
So Keegs made me two.
One says, is my boyfriend's song.
And Savannah's going to.
And the other's Karma.
I made sick T-shirts.
Oh, what are they?
Are you saving them?
I think you got to save them for the debut.
How sick are they?
Well, they're not sick looking, but I thought they were.
I'll show you it.
I thought it was ingenious.
All right.
Yeah, all the comments say when you said you were going to go last week
where if you see Dave, you need to give him a friendship bracelet.
Yeah.
This is the shirts I'm in.
Oh, what?
I don't get to see it?
Oh, that's good.
It's good, right? That's good. Yeah. That's good. What am I? Send it to Josh. All right. I to see it. Oh, that's good. It's good, right?
That's good.
Yeah, that's good.
What am I?
Send it to Josh.
All right, I'll send it.
That's good.
Yeah.
It's simple, but it's good.
Simple and to the point.
Are you and Silvana both going to wear them?
Silvana doesn't.
I'm a little disappointed in her work ethic for this show, if we're being honest.
Like Halloweeneen she starts
planning like years in advance this she i keep saying what's your out like this is the only time
i've been concerned about her outfit and she seems just she doesn't care i'm out yeah i have like a
jean jacket being sent to me that i think i bought for like 200 bucks it's like a girl made like i
don't even know it it's going to fit me
but yeah well yeah because it's not
Sylvana's Sylvana Halloween's her thing this
is your thing yeah but maybe she's making it about
you I'm so bad at lyrics
I've just been like literally if I
probably oh there was an old woman that
printed out all the lyrics yeah like that
see I'm just consistently listening
to every one of her songs
but I try only to listen to her version out of respect and celerity.
So I would.
I'm very excited.
Yeah, congrats.
It's going to be fun.
But you're not bringing Keegs.
I tried.
She's going anyway.
Her and Fran are.
I tried.
So Frankie has a guy who had two extra tickets to the suite.
So I was going to buy them, and I would have bought Keegs one but he we got him for free so uh very excited um but you would buy the rainwater yeah i think
that's what what what for it's just like a keepsake like a souvenir i wouldn't do anything with it
all right you should have went to gillette one i could probably just tell you i could bottle
rain in like my tap and tell you it's the rain
from swifties don't do that though they're like an honest group they have integrity are they are
they're honest like that yeah they are the good i feel bad for them have you seen the videos of
people who can't get into the concerts like outside the concerts they're doing their own
concert listening to the concert it's crazy i have seen that but i does that make them i'm sure there's
i'm sure some people have told lies but right overall i think it's a good group well more more
than the group i hate this microphone i think there's people on the outside that would take
advantage of the swifties and if they're that nice and honest well if i bought it i'd request
a ticket show me your stub it have to be the day that i knew it rained okay okay that's
fair that's fair i like that taylor lautner pissed off the swifties with speak now taylor's version
everyone knows taylor's version such a a baller move she's re-recording all her songs so scuda
braun can't profit off her uh sweat equity um anyways with speak now taylor's version on the
way taylor swiss x taylor
lautner posted tiktok saying he was praying for john mayer ahead of the album's release because
speak now is alleged to have many songs on there about john about john mayer like dear john um
taylor lautner is also alleged to have a song on speak now about him called back to december but
he says uh feel safe with taylor's version out. I don't really get any of this.
Yeah, that's a lot of like, I feel like the songs are already out things.
Yeah.
Doesn't everyone know all the songs already?
Yeah, I think so.
So maybe he's just he's saying it again because her version is coming out.
Yeah.
Okay.
Whatever.
Fuck you.
Australian model ghost Leonardo DiCaprio.
An Australian model named Steph Claire Smith admitted that she met Leonardo in in a club he asked for her and her friend's number she tried to play
it off like she didn't have a phone working because they weren't their home country but
her friend gave the number they were sharing leo texted and didn't answer that's kind of like bullshit yeah
expand on that
I guess not bullshit
she's just telling a story for clout
he didn't really do anything wrong
he saw a pretty girl in a club
he's like ask for the number who cares
yeah I think he probably just wanted to hook up
let's see the clip
someone says she has a great accent
Australian accents are the best
all Australian accents are great.
And everyone from Australia is hot.
Yeah, it's crazy.
The person that was with him,
I don't know if it was his assistant or friend or whatever,
kind of weaved themselves through the crowd,
came up to us and was like,
do you want to come meet Leo?
Absolutely, I do.
Yeah.
He did the whole French double kiss on the cheek,
how long are you in town?
And we just kind of had that kind of chatter
for honestly probably 60
seconds and then he was like can I grab your number I would love to take you out for dinner
to like some of the nicest restaurants around here I just decided to lie we had one of those
like traveling sim cards so we did have a number but I was like oh we don't have one we're just
here like for a couple of days but then Maladie because she was a little bit drunk she was like yeah we do so she gave him um our number and i
remember because he then messaged us and was like this is leo this is the number you can contact me
on and we just went home and we were like in all sorts of giggling like i called my mom and my
auntie as soon as i got back but then i quickly realized no no we never replied i'm sorry can we
just no they didn't. Oh.
But who fucking cares?
Yeah, you just didn't reply.
That coat doesn't look good on her either,
if we're being honest.
Damn, Team Leo.
No, I'm just... Do you think that coat looked good?
That one's not my favorite coat.
Yeah.
I didn't really look at the coat.
I'm going to be honest.
I didn't really actually remember anything from that clip.
Yeah, well, that's what I mean.
It's like a non-existent story.
Why wouldn't you go out to dinner with Lea though?
Just for the story.
It seems.
Yeah, I would go.
Just for the story.
Maybe she has a husband
or something though.
Who knows?
Why do you say none of that?
I could see people also
then maybe assume
things about you.
They're like, who knows?
Yeah, true.
Anwar Hadid isn't happy
with Dua Lipa's new man.
After Dua Lipa went public
with her new boyfriend,
Roman Garverus, who is a French director
at Cannes Film Festival,
Dua's ex and brother to Gigi and Bella Hadid,
Anwar Hadid posted cryptic Instagram stories
people believe about Dua's new relationship.
Anwar posted an IG story that he is trying not to find,
that he is trying not to find him and kill him.
Oh, God.
That's bizarre, huh huh a little over the
top trying not to find and kill him with a smiley face that's disturbing i think and this is the
brother of the hadid's yeah wait and this is her ex yes gg no do is do a lapeep sex yeah so you
should just be happy she dated you because your last name's like Hadid.
Like, I'm looking at this kid.
He's not a good-looking guy.
He's hot.
No, he isn't.
That's a bad picture.
They're all bad?
I mean, all the Hadids are good-looking.
Not this guy.
They're all bad.
He looks like Bella.
All right, let's look. Let's look and give him an honor like he's like
a model looking guy bad gross maybe the top right not gross but no he is not come on you think
that's a good look at that that's a better picture way better yeah that's a really good photo he
looks like exactly like bella hadid that's a way better picture i'm being fair so i've seen one
that looks bad one he looks good well the new blonde hair maybe is not doing it.
Yeah, it looks like he kind of...
Yeah, but to be honest, he looks bad there.
Yeah.
I guess maybe I just only ever saw that one really...
That was a really good picture of him.
So, but it looks bad there.
So here's the thing.
I don't want to gas up Josh, but Josh is a good looking guy.
It's a matter of haircut.
So if you can't pull off every haircut, then you're not hot.
You don't deserve dualapia.
Like I can't pull off all haircuts.
Have you ever had long hair?
Some people don't.
Mine goes puffs.
Mine just goes like super puff.
I could see with the mullet.
No, it would go puff.
I'm having all sorts of hair issues lately.
Why is that?
Why, from the transplant?
Humidity, maybe?
No.
It's just like I've been weird.
I switch haircuts.
Whatever.
Nobody wants to hear it.
I kind of want to hear it.
I'm in between haircut guys, my Miami, my local.
They're cutting it a different way, whereas poofing out over here.
And the gel is like, I don't like it looking super gel, but if I don't put if i don't put gel on it pops out yeah so that's what i'm dealing with over here
i hope you figure it out you need like a you need like a pomade or something instead of a gel
if you want it to be slick back yeah yours is getting no gel look what's yeah i use a pomade
i think well that's good yeah uh woman serves chiliies food at her wedding a woman spent two grand of
food for nine i guess at a wedding internet is tearing her up i why show that people i'm sure
people love that yeah drunk chilies why not yeah no food at a wedding is like spectacular i'd rather
have like at the grant it wasn't my food but we had mcdonald's at the end like you go go grab a
burger yeah that's awesome awesome um what is this do
we have to watch the tiktok or no no okay i feel like we don't have to man i hate when people tear
up people for just saving money though i think that's like a pet peeve of mine like who cares
if someone wants to save i just the wedding i went to in late como i know people would have
gone berserk if you had like kf. People would have loved it. Yeah.
Yeah.
That sounds like a great idea.
Yeah, your shit for like
Chinese food buffet
or something like that.
It's kind of even better.
Yeah.
It's fun.
It's probably way better.
Way better.
Because then you can also go
get a little bit of food.
Totally.
Go back, keep dancing,
get drunk and shit.
Instead of having to like sit down
and eat like a stick.
Yeah, I agree.
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A man shot in the ass for taking a Hot Pocket.
A 64-year-old man in Louisiana was arrested for shooting his roommate in the ass for stealing his last Hot Pocket.
That's just Louisiana being Louisiana.
Hot Pockets are deliciousiana and then hot pockets are delicious
hot pockets are delicious sometimes oh i think they're gross um montana bans tiktok the governor
montana greg gianfonte has banned tiktok from operating within the state lines of montana
starting january 1 2024 anyone on anyone or app store found violating the ban will face ten thousand dollar fine like if
someone just sees you on tiktok what i feel like that's like the the cap is live how they're gonna
fully enforce it like they're still trying to figure out but they think they'll be like sued
before then who knows why montana what what the hell it's so random they're just montana's known
for being a progressive place you know they just really ahead
of the curve always so they were like let's be the first to ban tiktok i wonder if that will even
happen though it never happens um only fan models number one fan is her stepdad and only fans model
named talia madison revealed that she found out her stepdad spent two grand on custom content
like asking her daily what kind of underwear she was wearing that's tough that's gross yeah well how do you ever look at him find it out but at the
same time this family's totally fucked because she posted it so i was gonna say do you think
you keep that in house or it's like a gimmick to get publicity and get only fans because
if you were truly bothered you would not i, I assume, go public with this.
Yeah, do that to your mother.
Right, right.
Yeah.
So this sounds like a PR stunt.
The marriage is over now.
Yeah, PR, what?
The marriage between us.
Also is ruined.
And the mom is over now.
Oh, it's over.
Because of this?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
Interesting.
Crazy.
Maybe, yeah, that's why she went public
because she's like, well, they ended the marriage.
And then you get OnlyFans.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Get way more subs probably because, like,
I don't know, there's some freaks out there.
100%.
And just any time an OnlyFans girl
can get her names in the news,
shout out OnlyStans, that's good.
Yeah, you get subs.
We already put this.
YouTube crashes playing for views.
What?
That was on last.
We didn't talk about it.
Yeah.
We just put a couple things on from last week.
So you think that I.
No, we just had.
I'm curious.
You thought it was so good, even though I skipped over it last week, that you're going to put it back on.
Normal headline.
Yes.
But with the interview that we had, you just skipped a ton of stuff because you were like, Trixie's not going to talk about this.
Got it.
Well, I'm skipping it again. That's fine. The dickhead thing to do this got it well I'm skipping it again
it's a dickhead thing to do to crash plane
I'm skipping Spears again
Johnny Depp goes vile for
rotting teeth the bachelor for
senior citizens
Siddy Sweeney engagement ring
fake engagement ring real engagement
ring
probably real
haven't they been engaged though who yeah she's been
engaged to this guy that's why it was the whole big thing when she was doing the movie with the
other guy and everyone was like she was like crying alive saying to respect her privacy and stuff
huh yeah okay uh man tries to pick up kanye west wife a video is going viral man recording
himself trying to pick up kanye uh wife bianca sensori at the mall i forgot she was married to be honest that's crazy um she
looks like dixie in that picture oh what happened with you there hasn't been much moves with josh
and dixie i know you know what's really weird is like let's cut back about 30 minutes when dave was
like josh is probably gonna be like oh you think she's hot you
think she's hot and then i was like dave whenever there's like a girl with me you always like to
dig at it well that's not i i wouldn't say that we were the lead story on you and dixie like here's
the thing though this show is like about you and your like your love life compadres it's like your your era we talk about the like 19 to
25 like not your crew yeah right dixie's super famous i thought the whole idea of the podcast
was us you know bridging the cat gaps of two generations here well yeah this is only bridging
one guy he's like older and he he's wearing knee pads and stuff.
It's a natural question.
If Brie is like, this looks like Dixie.
I'm like, oh, what?
We haven't talked about Dixie in a while.
So what do you guys want to talk about?
Are you dating her?
What?
No.
Were you dating her?
We've known this.
No, we never dated okay never dated let's watch
this video i do not think this looks like dixie by the way yeah i don't really think so either
no i cut it like three weeks ago and then i just died what color is it
it's like what but i don't get this why is is the guy recording? Yeah, what? Super weird.
Yeah, you're sexy.
My name's New.
Nice to meet you.
You from L.A.?
What the hell?
Yo, you sexy.
Where are you from?
Chicago.
Nice.
Yeah, you got good eye contact.
Are you just shopping around?
Yeah, yeah.
You?
Here's the sale.
I spent just a pair of shorts I went to see. Yeah? Can I get your number? You? Here's the sale.
I suppose it's a pair of shorts I went with.
Yeah.
I'll get your number.
Okay.
This is like fake or something.
What do you mean?
Like from the guy?
Yeah.
Like imagine if a guy just came up to you and started hitting on you with a camera in your face.
And I'm wondering if it was discreet.
Yeah, it was a discreet one,
but they think that he obviously knew that that was Kanye's wife and was
trying to go viral.
A hundred percent.
Yeah,
of course.
Of course.
A hundred percent.
What did he have a camera on his glasses or something?
How do you discreet that?
I don't know.
That was crazy.
That was,
yeah,
I,
yeah,
the Snapchat glasses.
You don't,
if you're actually interested in a woman you don't
do that um eight thousand dollars you're telling me brie a guy comes up to you while you're shopping
and goes hey yo you sexy with a camera in your face though that that doesn't that doesn't get
it going for you uh yeah no i'd be super pumped with the camera i'd call the cops um yeah run
she was like kind of too into it too.
That's what people were saying as well.
But if you – I don't know. I think it's like you're trying to like –
It's a weird social interaction.
If there's a camera on –
She didn't know it was a camera. It was like on his glasses.
Oh, I didn't think she was overly nice.
She literally said, I'm married.
Yeah, right.
She was like, I'm married.
$8,000 couch on New York Street goes viral.
A woman goes viral after taking $8,000 couch off the streets of New York.
People are criticizing the woman, saying if someone's trying to get rid of $8,000 or something, must be wrong with it.
Taking things off New York streets is gross.
Well, this was my first business idea I've ever had.
What?
It was a moving company.
I had three ideas.
I've told this when I started barstool,
it was this,
some like athletic scouting company,
or I believe it was called,
what was the name of my company?
I,
whatever.
But I thought you should just go around.
You gotta remember the time.
It was kind of free internet.
Like eBay was just starting and shit.
But if you went around to college campuses or cities on move out days with
trucks, grabbed all the furniture, warehoused it.
It's all free.
And then sold it online.
Sounds like some Gary Vee shit.
That was that was one of the ideas.
So I would not say it's gross.
College kids do that all the time.
And if there's someone buying an $8,000 couch.
No, I don't think that's different.
No, people find awesome stuff on New York.
There's a whole like Instagram stupid New York City.
People throw away great shit.
Everyone's rich here.
Yep.
I just moved out of my house in Miami that I was renting, and I left so much stuff in
Rich people just leave stuff and then take it.
In our world, too, to be honest, we get so much shit sent.
It's like if you kept it all, you'd be in a hoarder situation.
I give it
most of it to goodwill um did you move did you move to the like house you built no that that
i'll be dead first actually it honestly seems like it seems like it dude i keep i keep being told
hey like i'll ask you every once in a while and you'll be like yeah it's in like you know like
four months i think we'll be in there why what is the hold up I don't really know. I get different answers every time.
Two months now, but no, I'm back east.
I'll be dead before I'm in the house.
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Who cares?
Topgolf for basketball.
Okay.
That's kind of fun.
Yeah, I guess.
A little too sweaty in a way.
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the weekend for pirate water and a haircut on fire i believe that i i said before we walked in
i saw o'malley walk like i was going downstairs the elevators opened and i mean she just looked
like a bag of trash like o'malley whoa couldn't like in the nicest
way she looked like a bag of trash you mean like she looked homeless she looked maybe like she
should go to the hospital like it was like maybe i mean it was a scene like i didn't even reckon
i'm like who the fuck is this person i was like oh hey o'malley looking good okay to be fair we got in at like 2 a.m last night and
she was wearing her ed shit she had like some dazzled hat big shades like it it was kind of
a bit it was yeah it was something yeah did you actually tell her she looked good did you feed
her false confidence or did you not say no I said
she knew
I can't believe you were
like here
I can't believe you're who I saw
I can't believe that's who fucking sees me like this
yeah she says I didn't want to see you here
right now like something I mean she looked
awful
you'll see in the Planbury episode
I'm sure I will i was surprised too
dave when i saw you i was surprised too when i saw you on the screen with yeah i didn't know
been in the office yeah i'm not here often and i wasn't expecting that to roll out of the elevator
it's like i think you got the wrong floor um what do you mean your hair cut on fire a firework
landed on my head and my hair was up in flames.
It was actually terrifying.
How did it get out?
Grace and Hannah beat it out of me and then I had to stop, drop, and roll.
Oh, wow.
Were you fucked up? Wait, wait, wait.
No, I was there for 10 minutes.
Oh, wow.
But night went on.
Did the firework...
It went up.
You know how there's ashes that come down?
I got the one rogue ash and my hair blew up.
I'm just glad my face didn't burn off.
Do you think it was just like you had like a lot of like hairspray or something in your hair?
I said I'm glad I wasn't wearing hairspray because I probably, my face would have melted off.
Huh.
Man.
How do you still have hair right now?
How do you have hair right now if it all fell on fire?
There's like chunks missing out of my extensions.
All my hair is like fake anyway, so it wasn't that big of a deal to me.
Right.
Yeah. Outside, yeah. Outside of getting hurt um you guys had the project verified finale the
winner was noah so he gets 25 grand right is that what he yeah that was it so what does he do now
like what's his next step uh i i think he wants to get into like more real reality tv and stuff
it's like his biggest dream but it was everyone thinks it was rigged because it was uh our friend
that won the show.
So it was tough.
And we had them vote for it.
And you could see it when Noah wins.
I love him.
I'm so glad he won.
But I was so mad that he won because I knew what the comments were going to be.
A little controversy you never heard, I guess.
Yeah.
Josh, you want to date Gabby?
Josh revealed on Bree's podcast
that he would like to date Gabby Morrow,
who he was hanging out with last month.
Whoa.
I said that she was a really cool girl.
I think you might have said you went on a date.
Where it goes with her.
I'm just reading what it said.
It says, this says Joshua.
I think I said.
I think I said.
Oh, fuck.
There's a clip.
Let's see what it says.
Not yet.
Confident man.
Is this your girl?
Well, not yet.
You trying to make it your girl?
I feel like there's a little bit of a...
You know, we texting.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I had to download WhatsApp to text her.
She's one of those exotic girls.
One of those special girls.
But she's also the only person I have on WhatsApp.
Oh, shit.
WhatsApp and nobody else.
Nobody else.
Nobody else.
Because she knows what's up.
She hit me with a little bit of like,
I know you be getting with everyone kind of thing she knows like i was like damn like everyone one i don't know how to get out of this i don't know how to get out secondly
everyone that's physically impossible but then i realized like i'm arguing semantics with someone
that like you know well everyone wants to get with her so she's just like i mean she's like i'm
not playing your jay yeah yeah yeah i could have any man i want she's kind of being like hey like
i need to see the effort you don't say you're on a date she should are we gonna watch the whole
episode yeah i know this is a long clip no i i wouldn't say that he's he just into her i don't
know it's a direct quote but then below below it says, unfortunately, Josh, Gabby
is talking to somebody else.
Oh, Josh.
This looks like Tom from MySpace.
Hey, guys.
Who is this guy?
Do you know who this is, Josh?
The game of love.
It's a race.
You know what I'm saying?
You didn't get there.
There's other competitors.
So what is it?
What are these things?
Hey, hey, hey.
I don't know if I didn't get there fast enough.
All right.
I don't know if I didn't get there fast enough, all right? I don't know if I didn't get there fast enough.
Actually, I was, like, invited to go surprise her at the airport tomorrow
and go, like, pick her up.
So they were, like, trying to organize me to go pick her up.
What do you mean you got invited?
What does that mean?
I can't go.
The whole, like, her friends are trying to, like, text me and be like,
hey, like, come, like, pick her up at the airport tomorrow.
That would be, like, mad cute and, like, be a surprise.
I was like, okay, I'll try.
But tomorrow I have a shoot day for my okay so i mean you must like her if you're contemplating going to
pick her up at the airport that's true if you pick someone up at lax they kind of owe you their life
yeah it's good to be cute we've talked about that before good point that's a good point picking
someone up at lax is hell on earth yeah well
you're not going so you don't like that much yeah josh brie and grace talked about bffs going to a
basketball game together in the future huh interesting wait what that's what it says
future basketball game trip for the bffs okay oh i think this is when theo i think it oh barbados
oh on theo's pod today
he was like
why don't you have Dave
take you to the Celtics
I was like
you and Dave
sports side
what
instead of his mother
I was like
what are you crazy
he's like
what do you mean
why wouldn't you guys
go to the Celtics together
I was like
you're insane
what would I talk to him about
he's like
you don't think you can
sit down at a basketball game
with Dave
and talk to him much
I totally could but there's not a world where
me and Dave would go to
people would take that the wrong way
I would never
take Bree to a basketball
I mean I take
I won't take Silvana
recently because she weren't root for the Celtics
so it's like now
she's changed and guaranteed
if there is another game in boston but yeah i like you have to be a celtics fan or i won't go
with you yeah that's why i was like there's no world right yeah what about me dave no probably
not same it's like i if it was a meaningless game playoff games sylvana is the one who sort
of gets a pass,
like,
but I still make her guarantee.
She's going to root for the Celtics.
Um,
fan questions.
I guess we can do like two.
We probably have time,
right?
Yeah,
I guess.
Um,
all right. We got a bunch.
Let's see.
Is BFFs going to continue when Dave's contract with Barstool is up?
Well,
that's down the road.
I have no idea.
How far along?
20 months I've left on my contract.
That's a long time.
I think a better question is whether it'll continue
when I'm like, I don't want to do this anymore.
I think that's what they're asking more.
That's a them question.
Because at some level, it's like,
I am getting old talking about, like, you know,
Mads Lewis is a little weird.
Yeah.
Maybe we'd have to find a third BFF.
A third.
Who would you guys get?
Do you think it would have to be someone in Barstool
or we could get?
No, you could get anybody.
I don't know.
Who would we want, Josh?
I don't know.
Maybe we should hold auditions.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Would you try to get like an older person?
I think have to.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Fill it out
like like we'll just get like someone simple like ryan reynolds or something like that yeah that's
easy yeah okay um what was each of your first job did josh even have one josh definitely didn't have
one um i worked at a fast food place called Castle Island.
No, I'm sure Josh did have one.
What did you have, Josh?
No.
I didn't have like a real one.
I did yard work.
That was it.
Don't count.
That's hard labor. Paper was pretty traditional, but the first one I was like a custodian at like a cemetery.
Like I go weed whack the stones.
Oh, wow.
How old were you
a high school i feel like that's an old man's job uh it was with like the town
the are like public works oh cool was that kind of spooky uh no because you were there during the
day not night it was more sad you'd be there for funerals i used to like when you're like break my
i wouldn't have to work so you're wait not to like laugh at the dead or nothing but
you're you're at the graveyard someone's having a funeral and you're just at like
this cemetery beside it just yeah well no you know like what part of the cemetery is
yeah well you know what type of part was being used and you'd stay away and occasionally you'd
actually like have to help if they're really old people like carry the casket and stuff oh that's tough yeah oh yeah have you guys ever have you guys ever seen coffin
fails or no no that's a thing that's like dead people falling out of coffins yeah that's like a
youtube series what dark internet deep web coffin i don't want to see coffin fails
no you do you do it's so funny guys it's oh it's not. No, you do. You do. It's so funny. Guys, it's Tim Robinson.
Oh, it's not real?
It's not real.
It's not real.
It's Tim Robinson.
I've seen the gif there.
Yeah, the meme.
All right.
Want another question?
Sure, we'll do one more.
Wait, are we watching?
Yeah, okay.
I know that music for sure.
I know what it is.
Would Josh ever move to New York?
Hey, did you put that question in, Bree?
Maybe.
Why are you trying to get him?
I thought you wanted to move to LA.
I know, but he's a rich one.
So I'm like, it makes more sense for him to move here.
Because he could be bi-coastal.
Got it.
Well, I'm kind of in the process of looking to buy a house in LA right now.
Finally, because I got my credit all situated um
but yeah i guess i i would consider it yeah especially for brie and grace so
all right cool all right so there it is that's a podcast um all right
josh you didn't show your mug i don't know if you want to. Oh, damn it. Guys, look at how sick this mug is.
We can't really see.
What does it say?
You have to tell us.
Can you see it now?
It's a cat.
An owl.
Oh, there's a coffee pot on it.
It's a coffee mug.
And then do you see what it says?
No, we can't read that far.
Oh, my goodness.
Y'all are getting old.
Addicted to pot.
Addicted to pot.
Got it. Like a triple entendre. Geticted to pot. Addicted to pot. Got it.
Like a triple entendre.
Get it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Because like pot,
coffee pot.
I got it.
That was good.
Oh,
I was just making sure.
I don't think you got
the Stan Lee one,
so.
You would have laughed
way harder if you got it.
Way harder.
I didn't see it.
I've actually just been
pretending to see your mugs
every week.
I can't see them that far.
Yo,
this is a preview of the pod when Dave's gone. This is a preview of the pod when Dave's gone. It's just me and Bree. Yeah, this is't see it. I've actually just been pretending to see your mugs every week. I can't see them that far. Yo, this is a preview of the pod when Dave's gone.
This is a preview of the pod when Dave's gone.
It's just me and Bree.
Yeah, this is just going to be me and Josh looking for an old man to fill his seat.
I don't know who it'll be.
Ryan Reynolds.
Maybe it'll be Buddy.
He was happy about that when he heard Ryan Reynolds.
Ryan Reynolds, yeah.
That's easy.
That's easy.
Yeah, I'll just hit him up.
Yeah, go hit him up after this, okay?
You know what I'm saying?
I'll just hit him up.
You're both Canadian. Yeah. Oh, true. Bree, just hit him up. Yeah. Go hit him up after this. Okay. You know what I'm saying? I'll just hit him up. You're both Canadian.
Yeah.
Oh,
true.
We watch rise of the guardians.
I'm literally going to fuck.
I am tonight.
I am tonight.
It wasn't downloadable.
Right.
Okay.
Bye.
I'll report back tomorrow.
Okay.
Report back.
Okay.
Bye.