Big Bro with Kid Cudi - Kid Cudi Reveals NEW SONG, Craziest Tour Stories & More with Chip Tha Ripper

Episode Date: May 20, 2026

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Wave. We did the show, came back, the driver was back on a bus, and he left a note for us. A sign on the back. A sign on the door that said, a man took shit in toilet. A man shit in toilet. We looked at the sign and looked at each other. And nobody knew, and then I was just like, it was me. It was me.

Y'all, this is a big bro with Kid Cuddy, presented by a lot. Adobe Acabat. I'm your big bro. Coming to you live from the attic in my mind. On this episode, we got my home boy Chip the Ripper.

He's super talented dude and one of the funniest motherfuckers I know, hands down. We share a bunch of laughs, read a script for a movie I'm writing, and we debut some new music.

So just kick back, vibe out, get ready to laugh. Today, I got my nigger. One of my best friends. I've known him for, what, 17, 18 years?

Chip the Ripper, y'all. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, thanks for having me, man. Yeah, man. We gotta get like a little clapping lap track to the bottom line. This is fine.

Yeah, this is my mind, Willie. Nice. Man. Yes. Welcome to my dungeon. Welcome to my mind. Welcome to my mind. Welcome to my mind.

Where everything is real. Coming this summer. Coming this summer. This guy didn't know what was in heaven. This guy, huh. This guy didn't know what was ahead of him until he stepped into the room. Maybe we should use that voice and just like order stuff from like McDonald's and stuff. Oh, yes.

At the drive-thru. How would that go? Welcome to McDonald's copy. Yeah. I'd really love a big Mac, a large fry, and a sprite medium. That will be all. and by the way where's the bathroom

I'm going to have to shit my pants in a minute yo man hey we'd be coming over to some of the dopeest shit bro I think that's our thing you come over we wait for Lola to go to bed

and then she pretty much hears us giggling in the night once they try to go to sleep like teenagers you know, let's talk about some of our collabs that we've done. Oh, about the years.

Like, I can't remember what our first one was, but we, you know, remember Gloria's? That's where the Almighty Glorious name came from. Yeah. Yeah.

They were high tech on the beat, man. Yeah, that beat was fire. I listened to that the other week and it was like that, uh-uh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

And then I'm floating on that bitch. Hi, howdy, I am super duper. You can find me thrown in this a woman, Mr. Coupie love. All of the above, like a man, or a obstin.

How many in the business is a nigga into me and chip. Uh-huh. That shit is crazy, that's always great. Oh, man. Yeah. Yeah, man.

What about Just what I am? Just what I am is, like. Oh, yeah. Talk about that. Talk about what was your experience at. You were in the studio, you saw me cook that beat in, like, what? Ten minutes.

Yeah, so I come in the studio and you're, like, laying the synth, and I couldn't believe it. Because the synth It sounds so powerful and it was like, you know, like you started making beats and then, you know, I watched you get better and better, but on this day, I walk in a room and you're like,

dun, dun, and I'm like, the dude that's sitting in the chair on the cover on that Maxwell, like the cassette, when his hair is like me sitting in the chair. Like, I'm like, like, what is this? And like, you finished the beat and I'm like writing the lyrics. You know what's crazy about that song? When I say neighbors knocking on the door, asking, can we turn it down?

I say, you know, music. I was going to take that out because I thought that was going to be whack. I didn't, like, I was like overthinking it. And I think that's one thing I learned from just, you know, creating is just, you know, even with you, you, oh, you won't overthink it. Because you know you can trim whatever you don't like later. So, like, I'm glad I didn't, like, overthink that I just kind of, like, let it flow. Yeah. And, yeah, Grand Slam.

That was a, that record is, like, I don't think there's ever going to be another record, like, just what I am. No, man. And it sounds like nothing in existence, and there's no song like it after it. I want to play that record. Oh, yes. Let's do that. You want to do that? Hell yeah.

I think the thing it's time for you all to hear a taste of the Almighty Glorious album. Yo, so this song is called Flight, produced by me. Me and Chip, Almighty Glorious. Ready? Let's go. Oh, fly, flight, flight. Say, oh. Yeah.

Fuck yeah, baby. Yo. That. That song is fucking amazing, man. Fuck. Flight's crazy. Fought them demons till they die. Fight them demons till I die.

Sad, ooh. Yeah, that shit is hard, man. Crazy, bro. With Flight, you came over to the studio. Yeah. I cooked it. You were out doing something. You were being busy husband guy.

And I was hitting you up. I was like, dude, I was hitting you up every step of the way. Like, I hit you up when I had the melody. Like I sent a voice note I remember Then I hit you up when I added drums Send a voice no Yeah

Then I hit you up when it was like complete Send a voice note Then I hit you up when it was like lyrics on it Yeah I was like dude get your ass over here right now Right now If you don't I swear to God I'm gonna lose my fucking mind

Get your ass over here right now You came over You took that bitch for a walk You got to work You got to work you took that bitch for a walk man I'm like This is like Like, this is this crazy.

I got to show up on this. For real. Yeah, no, no, no. You always, you always come correct. Man. Always. Thank you, bro. You know, always come correct.

Let's talk about, like, the era when cats had to go out in the rain in the middle of a blizzard to pick up your CD. Oh, yeah. Or your tape. Yeah. I'm not, I'm not that old an artist. where I can talk about tapes. Yeah. Yeah.

But I can talk about CDs. Yeah. And that was a fucking moment. Am I a fan of streaming? Like, I'm actually like the idea behind it. I get it. But it sucks for us as artists. Yeah.

I don't know. I feel like there's going to be a shift. Eventually where physicals are just going to start taking over more. I agree. You know what I mean? Yeah. Because like my fans hit me up all the time. Like, we're just going to be.

Where's the CDs? Yeah, yeah. Like, what's up? Yeah, you know what? That's true. Like, they hit me up specifically like, yo, you didn't do CDs? Because I didn't do CDs on free. Yeah.

You know, nobody really wanted them. But like kids were hitting me up about it. Like, yo, where's the fucking CDs? They want CDs, vials. Yeah, of course they want the vinyl. And we just, I'm so lost in, like, technology that I just thought that everybody was like on my same frequency. same frequency, like, not only using, like, Bluetooth and streaming and it was his cook.

He was like, yo, you got a CD? And I'm like, I was just trying to, like, educate him on where to find the music. And he was like, man, man, I'm not trying to hear all that, man. I got a CD player, man. What are you talking about? He's like, and everybody I know does too. He's an old dude. But he's like, you don't want our money?

Like, you don't want us. We can't hear the music just because we can't get all Jimmy Neutron. Oh, man. And he, like, woke me up. Like, I was like, you're right, actually. Like, I'm like, I'm sorry. I'm going to get on that ASAP. If you were starting your career out in 2026, what would you do differently than what you started before?

Wow. I would probably, like, learn how to code or something first. Or, like, while I'm discovering this talent I have, I would, like, put my focus on that because, like, knowing what I know, Now, that's like a strong tool to, you know, just kind of know how to like navigate and build and set yourself, position yourself in a digital world. You know, it's so much to like the real world too, but I think that's a strong tool. We didn't really have that. Like my friends put me on my space and lime wire.

I didn't even know. I was just making the music and they were taking it and, you know, putting it out there. So that's probably what I would do different. Yeah, what was it like when your stuff was online wire? What was the whole reaction like? Really, my guy Duke, he had his, he had a computer, and he was the only one that we knew that had, like, a computer with the Internet. And he, you know, he put, he made me a MySpace page and put the,

put the songs on there. But, like, you know, the songs were, like, doing good in the neighborhood and going from high school to high school city to city and doing their thing. but like simultaneously he was like putting them on lime wire and like yeah that stuff counted I didn't really know what was happening but something was happening for real yeah it was bubbling yeah I had no idea

you grew up in Cleveland like way before I did yeah yeah so you had a fan base there yeah man off the strength yeah it was just it was just I would make the music and give it to my you know do it and all of my friends they were super popular and they would just take it and you know just go to everything Everybody, yeah.

So, you know, that was kind of like, I wasn't necessarily an introvert, but I was kind of like standoffish guy, like kind of a little more quiet. But I had the super great talent, like, you know, like a chosen thing, you know what I mean? And they've seen that, I mean, they're like, yo, we're about to, about to just, you know, get this out everywhere. Yeah. They lifted you up. Yeah, yeah, man, yeah.

Like that's when I think about, you know, our friendship all these years, it's been just a lot of good times, bro. Man. Like, we've never really had, like, any bad times. Like, every time we're around each other, it's just... It's all great. Yeah, it's just joy. Like, yeah, it's, like, a perfect example of, like, what it should be.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, a lot of people say that, too. A real brotherhood, you know? A lot of people say, I see people, they're like, yo, man, I need a friend, like how they are friends, you know what I mean? Yeah. I need that.

So it's inspiring to people. And it's rare to have that, man. It's rare. To have like a homie that like you've been consistently cool with for like 18 years. Yeah. Like who, who, like how many of those do you have in your life? You know what I mean? It's like I know people but I don't be knowing people.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like, like even living in LA, I really just be kicking it with you, Omar and Dot. Mm-hmm. Y'all O and Dot. Yeah, you know what I mean?

And that's it really. Yeah. Like it's a rotation between y'all three, whoever pick up the ponies. phone because I know y'all be seeing me call and y'all be like fuck yo what was that? I was like cutting calling again what was that that character you did?

You know already be seeing my name pop up on the phone she'd be like he calling again he was like fuck I just talked to that dick 30 minutes ago I'll be going to bed early so like I always wake up super early like at 6 o'clock in the morning

and see your call like oh shit and I can't call you right back What about the three times you came to my house I fell asleep and you fell asleep at my gate. Yo, that was so funny. You, I'm literally like... It happened three times, bro.

I know. I fell asleep waiting on you because you had already fell in sleep. And then I fell asleep waiting on you. And I wake up at 3 o'clock in the morning, you know, drive away. And just reverse out and go home. And then I wake up...

Three times. I just wake up, but I just wake up, and I see the text, I'm at the gate at 11.30 p.m. I'm like, oh, shit. I'm just going to, I'm just going to, like,

I'm just going to hope that he laughed by now. I wouldn't go to get to bed. Put the phone down slowly. See, like, I'm at the gate at 11.30. I'm like, oh, shit. Oh, shit. Man, that's hilarious, man. Hey, that's how it is, man.

You know. Yeah. Hey. Like, all this shit. that people are seeing right now, they're gonna love it because it's like, you know, they can see that this friendship we have is real. Yeah, it's definitely.

You know what I'm saying? Like, yeah, we make music together. Right. But like, if we never made another song again, like we would still be tight. Straight out. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

All right, this is set in my mind, Chip. This is supposed to be my world that you stepped into. You have stepped into me. Does that sound weird? Come inside me for an hour. Come inside. Come into me.

As we explore. As we explore the inner realms. Yes. Come into me. Like, actually, we should start every episode. With a huge boss. Come into me. Come into me.

Yeah. Yes. So many of my face. Oh, shit. I'll put my shades back on, huh? Oh, that was scary. I was thinking of the music during that, like, big tom's, like, Dumb, don't, jump.

Come into me. Boom, boom, boom, don't, boom, boom. Come in to me. I score every day in my head. There's like Hans Zimmer level scores in my mind when I live. All right. So everything in this space, even this. Get you some.

All right. Cheers. Sleepy time. Cheers. Nobody drinks the water. So I thought we should just drink the water. Mm. Oh, yeah.

The really good water. Oh, yeah. High quality H2O. Where did you get this water? It's good water. What is this? Ice? What is this?

Oh, classic. Oh, that's a classic. Let's talk about Tim and Eric for a minute. Man, I love Tim and Eric. Oh, my God. Can we talk about Tim and Eric? It's an acquired taste. Yeah.

Like, and it's either you get it or you don't. And Tim and Eric's billion-dollar movie is by far the most, ridiculous fucking movie I've ever fucking seen in my life. Yes. And it is perfect. It is perfect in every way. We know the whole thing by heart. We know the whole thing by heart.

It's just such an absurd movie. And if you've never seen this movie, I mean, I'm worried now because people are just, you're going to either fuck with me or you're going to think there's something deeply disturbingly wrong with me. I think it's a masterpiece. I think. I think you did it. The people that have seen it hearing them say that, man.

I wonder how you feel. Because it is a masterpiece. It is a masterpiece. It's a comedic masterpiece. You know, it has so many great cameos. Will Ferrells in it. John C. Riley. John C. Riley. Will Forte.

And I'm like, Jeff Goldblum. Jeff Goldblum. Jeff Goldblum's in it. You know? It is just the most. ridiculous shit you've ever see. I remember I had my wife and my sister watch it with me. And you know how Lola, like Lola, I think, I swear, man, my wife would be happy moments

so many moments when she'd be like, silly Americans, stupid, stupid American humor. And I'd just be like, yo, baby, you're right, man. We do have some stupid shit, man. Like, we've been off some dumb shit sometimes, you know. but like no she was watching it and she was just like what the fuck is this

but I felt I was like baby you either gonna think something's wrong with me or you're gonna be into it it's funny because it's dumb and because it makes no sense and because it's useless but it's not

yeah it's not useless because it brings me great joy yes that that's it brings me great joy and I think it's gonna bring you joy too if you've never seen it and you love Tim and Eric just Zach Gallupinac is in it? Yes. Like, come on. Oh, man. Like, just, just check it out, please. This is like, it's like a secret, a secret hit that you might have missed, you know. Yeah, man, I'm curious.

Like, if you had your own space, kind of quite like this attic, what would be in it? Like, what would be in your, in your world? I think a vinyl of earth, wind and fire somewhere. Okay, okay. Got to have the little door hoop, you know? Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. A bunch of posters.

Like, you got Levine, you got Outcast. Damn right. This is your first time soaking up the room, man. Oh, you got the VHS. Yeah, soak it up. Soak it up. Oh, the PS1. Got crashed bandicoot back there, too.

I remember slamming the controller. And it works on this TV. Maybe one day you come back and we do a video game episode. Oh, yeah. You play it on this TV. Definitely. Yeah. Man, just looking at that PS1 gives me so many memories, man.

Sitting at the edge of my bed, one sock on. Getting upset with the game. Yeah, my mom, like, man, she bought all these Nintendo's for us, man. By the time PlayStation game out, she was like, nah. She's like, y'all niggins not about to have me buying systems every two years. Y'all better soak that shit up. You know what I mean? Better play 007.

You better play 007 for life. To you get a job. Golden-knife. It better be golden-knit to the wheels fall off. Because that's all you got. Beat the game. Oh, you beat the game. Beat it again.

Put it on hard this time. Chasing the difficulty on that motherfucker, you know? Who did young Chip think was the coolest? The coolest guy when I was a kid is the person who introduced me to rap itself. It was Will Smith. I was sitting in the living room and my uncle was watching TV on the couch. I'm sitting on the floor on the TV's here. And the song, The Fresh Prince of Bel Air comes on.

And I'm like, yo, Uncle Mike, he's not even trying to sing. Like, why is he not even trying to, like, hold a note here? What is this? He's like, this is rap? Like, listen, he's making the words rhyme. And I fell into a trance. At that moment, I was just like, something like unlocked in my brain. And like, yeah, Will Smith was the coolest, man.

Like, my dad had his seating. My dad listened to like Will Smith and Tupac, Erica Badu and Destiny's Child. That was it. This was for a go-to album. And, yeah, it was Will. Will was like the one that, like, showed me how to be cool

in a way that wasn't like stereotypical. It was just like yourself. You know what I mean? And he was like the coolest dude in the room and he had his own TV show. Yeah. And he could rap. Yeah.

Yeah, it was Will Smith for sure without a doubt, hands down. Yeah, I feel. Will Smith was definitely like for me when I was a kid, you know, he was like the ultimate coolness. Yeah.

You know. There are a lot of actors that like, back in the day that I looked up to like black actors that were just like the coolest Eddie Murphy you know Martin Lawrence

Robin Harris Yeah Robin Harris You know baby best kids The Jamie Foxes You know what I mean The Marlon Wayans The whole entire Wayans family I'm excited about that scary movie six man

Oh yes I'm excited about that man I can't wait I'm going to see that for sure You know I love the Wayans man They're like Who's done that like

Yeah no one Yeah, that's crazy. Like the family just came in and it was like, all right. This is like, this is what we're gonna do. We're gonna have a fucking sketch show. Then after that, movies, set after that, movies, set after that movies, then after that, another TV show,

then after that more movies. One for my brother, one for my older brother, one for my middle brother, then my son, then my cousin. That's exactly what happened. Man, shout out to the Wayans, man. The whole family is hilarious. The whole family is hilarious, man. And Damien Wayans Jr. is a homie of mine,

and I posted about doing stand-up on Instagram, and he left the comment like, what the fuck? Like, wow, you know what I mean? But yeah, yeah, like, we both came up. Watching that family, I mean, like, In Limit Color shaped my humor at such a young age. Like, being young when my mind was developing and seeing that every week. You know what I'm saying? Like, watching that every week.

And I think it came on Sundays or something like that. I used to watch with my dad. Yeah. But he was like, he would turn it on. And I'd be like, what? Like Fire Marshal Bill? Like, yeah, man. We're both cracking up to like watching this, like dying laughing.

I'm like, yo. It was amazing, man. Nothing else like it. Is there any artists you love that never left the rotation? Yes. Snoop Dogg. Snoop. Dr. Dre.

Yeah. Outcast. Pips, UGK. F.M.V. It's a lot. I mean, I hold on to like, you ever see those old guys and they're like, they got a mullet, but it's 2026, they just holding on to the 70s. They got leather.

jacket on and they're just like, that's my playlist. Like, I'm still just playing like all the songs that I grew up on, Erica Badu. Yeah, yeah, I feel you, I'm off the same shit. I want the same shit, you know. I find that I'm stuck in like 2010 a lot, you know, and then I'll go back to the 90s. You know, I was just a Maisie Star and, you know,

Cocktoe Twins and just zone out like, ooh, ooh, ooh. 90s had magic, man. What was going on in the 90s? Magic. That's what was going on. Yeah. That's what was going on. A lot of magic and hot sex.

Really ridiculous hot sex. They had the tall, if you watch like pumps and the bumps, you know, like the video or the thong, all the tongues are all tall. Like, all the, everything is like different in the 90s. It's like a time warp. Thongs are tall. They had the big socks. Hey, baby. I want you to put on your tall thong.

Tall thorn. Come on, baby. This is vintage, baby. She's getting deodorant on it. Oh, man. Let's talk about the. funniest thing that's happened with us what's that would you say is that that situation in in Europe we're on the double-decker tour bus oh my god you know

explain it explain it for the viewers here's the deal on double-decker up a tour bus we're in the Netherlands or or camera yeah I think we were in the Netherlands somewhere I don't know norway or something anyway we had a a bus driver. He didn't speak good English at all. He was, he stoke enough to, like, be our bus driver. And, and we made a stop, and he discovered that there was something wrong with the toilet. So he put a sign on the toilet. He let us know, too, like, do not, you know, you can take a number one, but not a number two. So we're trapped on the road. This night, it's going to be an exit for a while. Scott's like, yo. It's about that time He's like

Okay, so it was late It was late We had some late night food My stomach It was like It was like one of those situations Where you know You're like sleep

You sleep Like deep sleep And all of a sudden your stomach Just does something And your eyes open like this I've had a lot of those So I had to do what I had to do

There was no way I could have them pull over But apparently I didn't know I messed up the toilet I didn't know So the next day We went somewhere We did a show And then we came back to the bus Because they parked the bus

And then they leave and go to the hotel And get sleep, right? So he wasn't on the bus So we did the show, came back, the driver was back on a bus, and he left a note for us. A sign on the door that said, a man took shit in toilet. A man shit in toilet. Basically, he was pissed, and he was trying to do his best to write it in English. A man took shit in toilete out of order.

We looked at the sign and looked at each other. And nobody knew. And then I was just like, it was me. It was me. He's talking about me, y'all. Remember how mad he was? He was pissed. So when he got back on the bus, we was all like,

yo, he stopped small talking with us. Everything. Yeah, yeah. He was our buddy before then. Yeah, it was over. But when he got back on the bus, I was like, it was no. Yo, he was gone to beef, like our tour guy,

telling him it's about different landmarks. After that, he was pissed. After that boo-boo. he was not our friend no more. Hey man, you know, this rule that you're not supposed to shit on a tour bus if you spend thousands of dollars on is bogus. All right. If I got to drop a deuce, guess what?

This is happening now. All right? I didn't spend thousands of dollars on this fucking double-decker tour bus. Double-decker tour bus. This big bus. Okay? Thousands of dollars here. You mean to tell me I can't take a giant shit on that?

The bus? No. No, no, no. I refuse. Pay to play, baby. In this case, pay to poo. The rest is on you. Big shout out to our presenting sponsors today, Adobe Acrobat.

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today with Adobe Acrobat PDF spaces. All right, back to the vibes. All right, so I want to talk about this script that I have that we started writing together. Yeah. And I want us to do a scene from it. So pretty much the movie is called In the Shire. This is something that I'm actively working on. So this is so good.

This is so good. And pretty much it's Lord of the Rings, but with black people. Right? So it's that world. It's the magic and the goblins and all the shit. you know but it's an all black cast chip plays stogie he will also play stogie in the movie he's my best friend and a stoner buddy and my character's name is artex and uh let's see this is we're hanging out at my cottage just shooting the shit right so i'm gonna read the the details here we go

okay interior artex cottage night stogie is smoking with artex on his sofa cot this is their daily routine. Total stoners at heart. This is really good, I must say. Tex? Is this the same herbalist from before? Sure is. He had some new butts this time. Hey, there's a gathering tonight at the spot. I really think we should make an appearance.

I'm not really in the mood, Stoke. I need to get beyond this village. There's so much more for us. I can feel it. Well, I wouldn't mind seeing more myself. We only get one life to live. live on this beautiful plane, you know. I'm at a point in my life where it's time for a change. I'm 35 years of age and I've never been beyond Zolon.

I feel like I'm missing out on the rest of the world. You should feel entitled to whatever you believe you deserve because that's the only way you're going to get it. Wow. That was brilliant, Stubb. My brother, haven't you any interest in a woman for yourself? A family would do you most good. Stoke, I have to find myself before I find the family.

Of course that's my hope for the future To have a wife, youngings Well, to that I do not contest But I will have you know I've been watching a woman who's been watching you With a look of admiration Stove If you're about to say who I think you're going to say

Lilith God damn it Stoke Christ's love of children Enough! She likes you, my friend You shouldn't disregard the interests of such woman She's with that fool-hearted meathead job Now, my friend, I can assure you that she's no longer with him. Why else would I have mentioned her?

She left him moon cycles ago, and they didn't bear any children. Any woman who takes the likes of Zaka is a woman I have no interest in. What's with your hatred for Zaka? I don't know, maybe because he's a shithead, so fucking macho with his stupid fucking friends, fucking fools. Your feelings could be infected with a bit of jealousy, you don't know. Do you think? Jealous? I'm not jealous.

I just don't associate with invasels or even the ex-lovers as such. How about we attend tonight's festivities with glee, with an open heart, open mind? No. Tegs, don't be so impossible. You just said you wanted to get out there. Let's let this be our first step for it. I'm only having one drink. Yes, all right.

We're going. If I go, will you cease with this lilith nonsense? I promise. I doubt she even knows about tonight's gatherings. So, exterior forest gathering night. Artex and Stoke enter the party and find around 200 young townspeople drinking, dancing, having a good time. Lilith off camera. Tex.

Artex turns around and sees Lilith waving and making her way over. Stoke. You lying sack of shit. So as you see, this is, this is, this is something I've been working on for about four years now. But it's the, is that something, we're on to something. This is great. Is there something there y'all?

That was only a little, y'all, you know, I have no idea. That was just a little piece. You have no idea what's going on here. So yeah, so like let me just break it down. So that scene, our text, this story is Artex is the chosen one. But he's 35 years old and he has not fulfilled his destiny. He's just kind of living in the village smoking weed and bullshit and all day. And the movie kind of starts off with this kind of gathering.

and his dad is there and he's like this really great warrior and he's trying to like tell him like you know you're going to be you know it's your destiny you're going to be the next warrior and a family and all this shit and he's like dad I'm a fucking grown ass man like this if this shit was supposed to happen it would have happened

it would have happened by now you know what I mean and like he just feels like you know it's never it's not his destiny he's just meant to just be just exist you know and And this is a scene in particular where he's hanging out with Stogie and they're just shooting shit talking about life and, you know, their hopes and dreams for their futures. But it's really dope.

They end up going on a quest and this magic happening. It's like there's this villain named Abraham, who I'm going to play Abraham as well. Yeah. So yeah, I'm working on this, y'all. Don't worry. This is going to get finished. I got a lot of other things to do before that that I have to finish up, but that's all about to do list.

But I wanted to put that out there and just let y'all know, like, this shit is ridiculous. Yo, yo, Scott being modest, this script is crazy. He puts so much thought into this, he took it to a whole new, like, can't even fit in a sentence. Like, it's just insane. Who could be Lilith? Kiki Palmer could be a dope Lilith.

Yeah, I agree. Because Lilith is a strong. character she's a badass exactly yeah like when they go on the quest like she's not like help me yeah she's like a better fighter than artex yeah you know because she's like trains and like it's really good yeah yeah yeah but uh we want strong women only strong women in our movies you know not some dams on distress right right right right help me ah my leg there's mud on my foot Like what? Spartan can't get it into the mud.

So this movie's called in the shire. Get ready. It's sooner or later one day. We'll get that off the ground. Yes. In the shire. So this is a wrap up. This is the tail end of the show

where we just ask some rapid-fire questions. Okay. You know? Okay. Top five comedy movies of all time. Mrs. Delfire, stepbrothers. Okay. Friday.

I mentioned Babeba's kids earlier. Nice. Nice. He'll be Halloween. Yeah. And you know, and you know my favorite part. I lost my hair 20 years ago and now every time when I walk into a room

I feel silly. Shut up to Tim Meadows. Shut up to Tim Meadows, man. Oh, man. Shout out to Adam. Yes, I'm telling me. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

It was five. I only got five slots. So I'm like... No, no, no, I feel you. I look like this good. So my five, let's see. Damn, do they have to be, like, in order, like, of the best to least?

I wasn't really, I wasn't going to order. You weren't really doing it in order. Yeah, you're just saying them, right? So, okay, one of mine would be cable guy. Cable guy, yes. Ace Ventura, pet detective. When Nature calls? Yeah, when Nature calls it better. Life.

Yes, Eddie and Martin. This one movie called The Blackening. Okay. The Blackening. It's like a horror comedy. Okay. And let me see, Big Daddy. Yes, definitely Big Daddy.

That's hilarious. Oh, man. It's so hard to... Five is not enough. What's your favorite cutty song that you're not featured on? I'm really curious. Oh, it's going to be Ash and Cusher.

Yeah, okay, okay. That is a good one. That's my jam. It's a deep cut. Yeah. That's my jam. What's one iconic album from your childhood that you wish you had a verse on?

I wish I had a verse on like I'matic or something. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. I wish I had a verse on Equimini. Equimini, yeah. Yeah. Damn.

I just wish I could have been a fly on the wall. Any one of them sessions, like, you know, classic hip-hop albums. Like, I just wish I was in the studio just for that shit just to like see how the records came about. Like love below. Yeah. Like I wish I was in the sessions for that speaker box. Oh, I remember my mom took, she bought me that CD from that. the record store.

Sam Sam Goody. Yeah. It's a good Sam Goody. Do they still got Sam Goody's out there? I think they're all pretty much extinct now.

Oh my God. All my record stories. Sam Goody used to be my shit. Sam Goody, man. She got me speakerbikes and the love below. Man, I'll never forget that, man. Who's one new

artist who has your attention? I know you like to do like the ox parties. Yeah. You put people on the new artists. Is there somebody that I should be checking out? Oh, yeah, man. There's this one kid, he's super dope.

His name is Trips Mashad. Okay. He's super dope. There's another artist. His name, he's from Cleveland. His name is Trapp One. Okay. He's got a song called Chicken Bones.

It's pretty cool. Nice, nice, nice. Okay, okay. It's pretty cool. He's a dope. I love his voice, man. But yeah, it's a few guys coming up from Cleveland, too. There's a kid named Rose Camp.

Okay. Yeah, I'm going to have to check that out, man. I want to see what the city brewing over there. Yeah. I wanted to ask you another question. Well, actually, it's like a statement, and then the question following it. Your cyber truck is ugly.

I'm sorry. It's the one thing that, like, I see you, And then I see you pull up in that, I'm just like, ah, fuck. You know, like, are you, like, worried it's going to, like, turn to a transformer and something like, you know? Like, what made you want to get this silly car? I'm going to get you a fucking mini-cooper for your birthday.

Just slip your whole shit. You know, I think you need to just change your approach to the road, you know? Go gentle. Go gentle. I always wanted to pick up. truck, but I guess the way pickup trucks are, I just felt like I would be like... You always wanted to pick up truck? Do you want to pick up some lumber?

Yeah, right. That's what I mean? Like, I didn't, I wanted to pick up truck functionality, but I didn't want the pickup truck. I wanted to, like, use the pickup truck for his utility, but I didn't want to pick. So this was like, I'm like, all right, it's, you know, because I like the full self-driving. Like, I think I got, like, used to that where it just drives for you, but I, I, I see you posted in little videos. You've got the meta glasses.

Yeah. You're filming yourself literally rolling a blunt in your lap. You have a tray. You've got your weed and you're on the freeway. Nardi is next to you. She's rolling up. It's an American Dream. You guys are just...

This is the American Dream he says. Oh, my God. I mean, what you described is the American Dream. Not the car. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Don't get me wrong. What I was doing is an American dream. What did you would describe it? Yo, because you know what so crazy? It was, I was having like a little gathering at my house

and someone brought their mom. And their mom, we were outside and she was like, and whose big chunk of metal is this? And I was like, I was like, you know what this is, right? I was like, no, I'm like, she's like, don't you watch the news, baby? I'm like, I'm probably missed a lot She was like

And she gave me this lecture Bro And I'm like What am I supposed to do now? Yo, then you told me you were parked somewhere And a dude came by on the motorcycle And he was just like Yes, yes

No, he's a bicycle Sorry, he was on a bike Yeah, he was And I'm like Trust me that's not the only incident. That was one. But like,

I have like an archive of things that have happened. But I'm like, these people are so pissed at this inanimate object because I'm not pissed at me. I didn't do anything. Like, what's wrong?

But, yo, it's crazy. Like, people are really pissed at that thing. Yeah, bro. I think you want to think about a mini cooper. I'm just saying, just think about a mini cooper. Just think about,

don't get you a Porsche. You're like, you like that star. So I just, Get you a toy, bro. Yo, I drove it to Cleveland and back. It was crazy road trip. That shit was...

You had to charge it. You had to charge it a number of 55 times. Yeah, yeah. Christ. I think, no, no, I think... It wasn't that many. I think it was like almost 20 times on the way there, and then on the way we had about 40 times.

Yeah, so you were close. Yeah, exactly. I did the math. in my head. Yo, won't do it again. But it was scenic and it was cool. It was cool. Nice.

And you can just roll up your joints. Yeah. By the car just rolls in town. Well, it's like watching you. There's a camera in there watching you watch the road and it's watching the road. So if you do anything, it'll get pissed. They just put out an update where I guess I can multitask a little bit more because I've been rolling up and it's not been complaining. Oh, it gets pissed if you're distracted?

Yeah, if you're, like, looking out the window, it can see your eyes. So, like, unless you're wearing sunglasses. But if you're not wearing sunglasses, like, if your eyes are, like, anywhere out beside the roll, it'll start tripping. Like, beep, beep, beep. What? Yeah. It's invasive. Fucking robots, man.

Fucking robots, robots with wheels. Yeah. Do you have a favorite lyric of yours that you still think about and say, damn that's cool yeah yeah is it the just what I am line that's definitely just what I am is just like unforgettable like yeah I still I still like reference those the the burning bush line too I was talking about that the other day I have bro you should you should use burning bush yeah that's exactly what I said I'm like yo that should be like a brand or something

Bernie Bush. Yeah. What's your biggest moonshot, a goal, a dream that you might want to do that seems impossible? Well, my, I want to give people something that they can use. Like, Garrett Morgan, he made the stop light in Cleveland. And we used it all the way here. And everyone else uses it. And it goes beyond whatever he may have believed or done.

It's just something really great, you know. And that's kind of like my motivation. I want to like, you know, do something that, it may not be something like that, but something that's like very useful. You know, it doesn't have to be like an invention. It could be a perspective. It could be, you know, some form of art or a motivation.

Yeah. You know, we might design a building a facility that does some great. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But something that's something. like that that's my motivation nice nice who's someone you love to see on the show next trying to think of a good one here snoop is a good one snoop is definitely oh yeah if you can get yeah yeah yeah dude man snoop is the cool man snoop is so cool yeah he's the best he's literally infinite cool he's the best and it's probably like he's probably like he's so cool because

of course he smokes so much weed all the time yeah but i think that like if he didn't if he if he if we met up with Snoop Dog sober, he'd be like the most neurotic, annoying, like, person. Yeah, if he did it. You want to go out? You want to do this? Whoa, Snoot. That would be great. I couldn't even imagine that.

Man, chill out. Yo, Snoop is so cool. We were like table neighbors. I went to the players ball. Players ball. And we were, he was my table. He had the table next to me. He was so cool.

He walked in with his green and white suit. And when he got to the table, it must have been dirty. He didn't even say it word. He just said, and they came right over and wiped it down. He's the coolest person I ever seen. Oh, my God.

And he was just dancing a night away, having a great time. Having a ball. Oh, man. Shout to Snoop. Yeah, Snoop is just the coolest one. And he's been my big brother. for years man and like you know I can call him whenever I have a problem he always

give me advice and you know he's he's a he's a legend man and and it really brings brings great joy to my soul yeah anytime I see Snoop involved with anything man you know like I love him at the Olympics yes I love that whole whoever thought of that should get array That was great. Whoever was on the marketing team, the PR team for the Olympics that figured that out. Yeah, they know. That was a good move.

You know what I mean? I was great. I love to see that. I just love because he represents the culture. He represents hip-hop and to see him transcend into other worlds and other realms being himself. Yeah. You know what? No matter what, just being himself.

He's himself no matter where you put. That's the cool shit about him. Like, you know what I mean? And I admire him, man. He's definitely one of my heroes. Same here. You know, Snoop, if you see this, man, we love you, bro. And we would love to have you on the show.

For sure. For sure. Hell yeah. Well, Chip, that's the end, bro. Thanks for coming through. Man, thanks for having me. For the first smoke session episode. We didn't really smoke, but we're blitz out of my minds.

We got blitzed earlier before we came here. We're blitz out of my minds. They were like, come on in two. Like, hold on. Hold on. We got to finish our joints. Yeah, so like I was telling you, right, the other day, right? I woke up at 5 a.m., right?

I said, what the fuck, right? And went back to sleep, woke up at 4 p.m., right? I was like, holy shit, dude, where the day go, right? It's right here. The day's right here. Watch this. It's gone. It's gone.

It's gone. Yeah. Thanks for coming through the attic, y'all. Make sure you subscribe on YouTube or wherever you get your podcast and follow the show or social media at Big Brocutty. Until next time, love yourself.

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