Blank Check with Griffin & David - Detroit with Black Men Can’t Jump In Hollywood
Episode Date: November 19, 2017Jonathan Braylock, Jerah Milligan and James III, hosts of Black Men Can’t Jump In Hollywood podcast, join Griffin and David to discuss 2017’s period crime drama, Detroit. But was this a story that... needed to be told? Is the racist white cop technically the lead? Were sections of this movie purposely shot like a horror movie? In the final installment of our mini series devoted to the filmography of Kathryn Bigelow, together, they discuss the many inconsistencies of this film, John Boyega, Blazing Saddles and more. This episode is sponsored by ProFlowers.
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I need you to survive the podcast.
What is that?
John Boyega says that at one point.
Okay.
All right.
Sure.
We were struggling.
That's a good one.
Cool.
What does he need to survive?
The night.
Okay.
Yeah.
I remember that.
It's a trailer one.
There are only four quotes on the Detroit IMDb quotes page and the other three come from
the racist cop.
Will Poulter.
Right.
And can not be reworded into funny podcast openings.
I have so many thoughts on him.
Wait till we get there.
This is a whole movie of thoughts.
Hello, everybody.
My name is Griffin Newman.
I'm David Sims.
And this is Blank Check with Griffin David.
We are hashtag the two friends.
And this is in terms of the number
of people on mic
the biggest episode
we've ever done
yeah except for the
live Revenge of the Sith
one I guess
but that was all
people were dropping by
this is the most
that we're all on mic
at the same time
the whole time
the Rugrats
are meeting
the Wild Thornberries
the Jetsons
are meeting
the Flintstones
what else we got
what are some good crosswords the Ninja Turtles when theystones the Flintstones what else we got what are some good
Ninja Turtles
when they met the
Power Rangers
yeah
when friends
and mad about you
didn't they cross over
they had Ursula
when Urkel
went to
Full House
yes
when the Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles
met the Turtles
from different
time periods
yeah
sure
so you guys
I don't know
this isn't a time travel well I guess the Jetsons was time travel that was time travel it was only two factions different time periods. Yeah. Sure. So you guys are, wait, I don't know.
This isn't a time travel.
Well,
I guess the Jetsons was time travel. That was time travel.
It was only two factions.
It's bringing factions.
Exactly.
Right,
right,
right.
You're wrong,
James.
We've got factions going here.
Two friends are meeting three friends today.
This is,
we,
one of our favorite movie podcasts that we invoke a lot.
We have had all three of these men on
as guests separately.
That's right.
And people were happy,
but they said,
okay, but when are you going to do
the full on team up?
Crossover.
It's a crossover.
When are you going to blast our eardrums
with too much yelling?
Yeah.
From a combination of six irritable people.
Welcome to Black Men Can't Jump in Hollywood.
Hollywood City.
I don't want to do it for this one.
James.
Yeah, you're right.
I don't want to do it for this one.
You're right about that.
You're right.
We're just...
Hello, hello.
Hi.
What is it?
That's the only thing that I could potentially do.
He's doing a Detroit or something.
What was the name of the group?
Yeah, what was the group's name?
The Dramatics.
The Dramatics.
They're real.
They're a real group.
Great name.
So this is Blank Check meets Black Men Can't Jump in Hollywood.
Yep.
Is there a cool name?
I've got to think of a cool name.
Blank Men Can't Check in Hollywood?
Sure.
Done.
Done. We did it. I mean, it's in Hollywood? Sure. Done. Done.
We did it.
I mean, it's better than black check.
Yeah, it's better than black check.
You can't do that.
Black check can't jump in Hollywood.
Nor is it right.
Yeah, it does.
It does.
You could have called your podcast that.
That makes sense.
This is a podcast about filmographies,
directors who have massive success early on
and are given a series of blank checks
to make whatever crazy passion projects they want.
Sometimes the check's clear
and sometimes they bounce.
Case in point.
Case in point.
This is a bouncer.
This is a big bouncer
from a woman who seemed to be on a real can't miss role.
She seemed to have,
after a real rocky career of ups and downs,
you know, she had found
her footing
yeah
and had become
a full force
canonical
people were like
oh
major American
film maker
got a
yeah what's this gonna be
you know
and we've done a couple
mini series now
in a row
where
the people kind of
get their groove back
or even following up
with someone like Shyamalan
a year or two later.
Sure.
And he rebounds.
They finally figured it out, right?
Right.
They pulled out of the tailspin.
When we decided to do a Catherine Bigelow miniseries,
we thought the run was going to continue.
That's true.
We decided to do this before this movie came out.
Right.
And we were like,
oh yeah, she's got this big movie coming out in the summer.
That'll be a good thing to peg it to.
Right.
And now it's a real bummer of a way to end the miniseries.
Because it's a movie
that is very frustrating
on a number of levels.
And also just
on release people were like
ah. Nope. And then that was
wildly unsuccessful. And it
leaves a big question mark as to where her career is going to go
next. If she's going to stay in the zone and try to correct,
or if she's going to take another swing,
because she's certainly someone who's shifted in terms of styles and genres before.
Sure.
The movie we're talking about is Detroit, and we have, of course...
And the miniseries is Pod 19, The Widowcaster.
The miniseries is Pod 19, The Widowcaster.
And we have John Braylock, James III, and Jerome Milligan.
Yep.
Here on the show tonight.
Yeah.
I just clearly want to establish my voice for the listener.
It's the one that sounds less irritated, but also...
I haven't done anything yet.
What are you doing?
I haven't done anything.
It's like smooth.
It's the rational...
Are you going to just say what our podcast is?
Are you going to do that intro?
Are you going to do it?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Just for those who don't know, Black Men Can't Jump, we review films starring leading black
actors, and we talk about them in the context of race in Hollywood.
So this would fall under.
This falls under.
This falls under.
But you guys hadn't done this movie.
But we hadn't done this movie.
Well, for any reason.
Honestly, I fought very hard against it.
Great.
So much so that when this came up, Curlson episode I low key forgot the movie
until I had to start
looking for it
and my anger for it
instantly came back
yeah
this is
I feel like this is
the kind of movie
you always
are railing against
on your podcast
oh the thing is
I can't wait
to talk about it
this movie
literally ruined
the first half of my morning
but I went on a walk
got to center myself
and now I feel calm cool see John thought I was going to yell when he did no no no I rode up in the elevator This movie literally ruined the first half of my morning, but I went on a walk, got to center myself,
and now I feel calm.
See, John thought I was going to yell when he did. No, no, no.
I rode up in the elevator with James,
and he was like, I just finished it.
I finished it and then walked straight here.
And I sort of basically said like, I'm sorry.
The last movie shooted before this was Zero Dark Thirty?
Correct.
That was like a long period of time that was five years ago
four years ago
2012
five years ago
and there was a weird series of things she almost did
I don't think it was an issue of her not being able to get a movie made
I think it was her being indecisive about what she wanted to do
well because it was that movie Triple Frontier
that's now being made by someone else
it was J.C. Chandor
but he might have dropped out.
They keep on switching the cast around.
She announced right after Zero Dark Thirty, which was wildly successful.
Controversial, but made a ton of money.
Controversial.
But it made money and it got Oscar nominations and, you know.
She won for that one, right?
No, she won for Hurt Locker.
Hurt Locker, gotcha.
But the other big thing is Zero Dark Thirty is financed by Annapurna.
Uh-huh. And Megan Ell Ellison who's got endless cash flow
right
Megan Ellison's like I want to make movies
that aren't like studio crap
I want to make movies that are important
but I think she's particularly proud
of Zero Dark Thirty it was the most successful
movie they had
and everyone was like it'll never work
and it was a full-on like blockbuster.
And so I think she's got
a real blank check here.
Megan Allison will bankroll
whatever she wants to make.
She almost does
Triple Frontier.
I think the cast was supposed
to be Johnny Depp,
Tom Hanks,
and Will Smith.
At one point.
At one point.
It's in pre-production now.
I'm looking at it.
JC Shandor,
you're right.
Mahershala.
Mahershala, except now he's on the IMDb
I feel like he was announced
they announced at one point
it was going to be Mahershala
and the two Afflecks
no Afflecks
right now the cast is
Pedro Pascal
Charlie Hunnam
Mark Wahlberg
Garrett Hedlund
that's weird
wow really
but I think Mahershala
is definitely supposed to be in it
I know he's now in
True Detective
she should have had a blank check
after Point Break I mean let's think about it Detective. She should have had a blank check after Point Break.
I mean,
let's think about it.
She did.
We talked about it.
Oh, strange days.
Strange days.
Strange days, my friend.
Which is the movie
she made right after it
which James Cameron,
her ex-husband,
had this crazy deal
at Fox
off of Terminator 2
where they were like,
we'll give you
$600 million
to make however many
movies you want.
And he's like,
cool,
I'm going to take
$70 million
to make True Lies. We don't have to re-explain Strange Days. We don't have time for that. Come want. And he's like, cool. I'm going to take $70 million to make True Lies.
We don't have to re-explain Strange Days.
We don't have time for that.
Come on.
But there's a lot of overlap
between Strange Days and Detroit.
Except Strange Days is a movie about police brutality.
It's a movie about-
It's a movie made in the wake of the LA riots.
Right.
It's a movie about an anxious city becoming violent.
But it's not about a real incident
and it's also a sci-fi movie
it's a sci-fi movie
and it has
yeah
I don't know
it has a big cast
oh I remember this
but it bombs really hard
and that's
that was a check bounce
took her while
to recover from that
right
so she almost has
triple frontier
she sets up a show
at HBO that doesn't go
and I think there are
one or two other movies.
The Bo Bergdahl movie, which became Serial Season 2.
Right, which turns into Serial Season 2.
Which is so weird.
Because it's Mark Boll, her screenwriting collaborator,
who is working on these things with her.
But it's that thing that sometimes happens when people have this much momentum
is they become a little paralyzed by committing to one thing.
Right.
Sure.
Because it always has to be great.
Right.
You can't fail.
Exactly.
So then she lays her chips down on this.
Uh-huh.
On Detroit.
But for a long time,
no one really knew anything about it.
They just said,
okay, it's a movie about the Detroit riots.
It's her and Bull.
Yeah.
And then cast was starting to come out.
Boyega was announced.
Everyone assumed Boyega was the lead
because he was hot off of Star Wars
this is true
but people didn't know the title
they didn't know the plot
they didn't know the scope of the story
until the trailer started coming out in the summer
and very quickly people were like
also it's like it doesn't need to be called Detroit
okay thank you
why did you call it Detroit
well I think one problem they have is
there's the book
called,
I need to find,
I want to find the exact title.
But isn't the book solely about
the actual hotel?
Yes,
but it's called
The Algiers Motel Incident,
but they do not own
the rights to that book.
Okay,
interesting.
John Hersey refused
to sell the rights,
so they couldn't call it
Algiers Motel
or anything like that.
I think that was their
one of their roadblocks.
Now, of course,
you might be thinking like
I'm going to make a movie
about the Algiers Motel
and say, huh,
they want someone
who writes the book.
Maybe I shouldn't make the movie.
Like, oh,
maybe this is a bad idea.
Right.
Because this book is like
the book apparently
is written by a white guy.
But the thing about it is
is that apparently
it's like one of the most accurate
and like
Right.
Thoroughly researched.
Yeah, like respected
conversations about race
weren't allowed to use it
if that makes sense which is crazy
if you have this book that's respected about this
incident and that actually talks about race
and the guy sees a problem maybe
with your script or your movie
maybe you should listen to the dude who
like black and white and people
from Detroit actually valued
right okay wait why what was the reason?
Was there a stated reason why he didn't like it?
I'm going to find a few
because I think there is one.
But I agree with you.
I made this point on our Lincoln episode
and David said I was really petty for saying that,
but I think it hurts that movie
that it's called Lincoln
because it's not about Abraham Lincoln.
It's about the passing of that amendment.
And I similarly think like,
Lena Dunham got fucked over by calling that show Girls
because people were like,
this is a show about all girls, you know?
I felt like she was constantly asked
to, like, represent everything.
That's not the only problem with this movie.
But this movie is not about Detroit.
Not even a little bit.
It's not about the Detroit ride.
Not even a little bit.
I mean, really.
It's about one specific incident.
Yeah.
The trailer made it seem like it was about the Detroit ride.
The posters are the streets.
Yes.
Yes.
And the way it was sold, right.
Because the way it was sold was like, this needs to be told.
And it's all these like sort of vague posters just of the city and the streets.
And you have John Boyer saying, survive the night, which makes it feel like it's going
to be an on the ground, like this is what it felt like to be in the middle of this.
And then it's just a movie about this one incident.
I think my single biggest issue with this movie
is I think it's precisely the wrong size.
I think it's both too big and too small.
It kind of needed to pick a lane and either be this...
Aside from the problem that she probably wasn't the person
to tell this story, right?
But it either needed to be a large tapestry of
this is explaining this entire circumstance
and showing a lot of
different characters
over a period of time
or it needed to be like
just in the motel
and she's kind of
trying to do both
a little bit
like the central
80 minutes of the movie
is just the motel
and then she tries to put
some context at the top
and some closure at the end
that doesn't really
go down well
the closure at the end
I think really hurts
that
that oh man I had to pause it and get up at the closure part cause't really go down well. The closure at the end I think really hurts. That,
that,
that,
oh man,
I had to pause it
and get up at the closure part.
Cause I'm like,
you got my man just,
and again,
I know he,
first off,
I need to know what kind of movie
she was trying to make.
Yeah.
Was it a horror movie?
For instance,
like if you were going to make
a horror movie,
then like you should have
just stuck down.
That middle chunk is a horror movie.
It is,
but the thing is,
I couldn't tell,
if that was the point,
Get Out was that.
You know what I'm saying?
Like Get Out made a horror movie and they set it up like a horror movie where this movie, I couldn't tell. If that was the point, Get Out was that. You know what I'm saying? Like, Get Out made a horror movie, and they set it up like a horror movie,
where this movie, I don't know what you were doing.
This movie is not a documentary-style horror movie.
I mean, whatever, sure.
I would have issues with the movie, but I still,
I think the movie would be 30% better if she just made a movie that never left the LGRs.
Yeah.
You know?
And it was that simple for her.
She was like, I just want to do ratcheting tension.
I want to do a story
that's a microcosm
of what's going on.
I still don't think
the movie would have
totally worked,
but it would have been
much better.
I think people would have
been just as angry
about the movie,
though,
because a lot of people
walk out of that movie
still angry.
Because people were so mad
about, like,
why are you making me
watch this?
Like, is your point
that the Algiers Motel
incident was bad?
Because that's not really
a controversial
or new
thing to bring to the table.
I mean, I went
so when I saw this movie, there was
a talkback with her and a lot of the cast.
Yeah, this I want to hear about. Interesting.
I mean, well, you know, it was one of those talkbacks
where because it was like
you know, union actors and union
writers. Was this like a SAG screening?
Yeah.
Actually, it might have been a DGA screening, to be honest.
Oh, my God.
John.
Oh, John's fantasy.
Okay.
But they were like, we're on 54th Street.
Okay, John.
Okay, John.
Okay.
Everyone was like, yeah, look at you.
To be fair, I deserve all of that.
That's a nice shirt you're wearing, Brett.
I know.
I want to hear about this.
This is the beauty of having five, six people on the show.
It's good.
It's like we're all laughing.
It's a nice room tone.
Sorry, go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
So there are no tough questions.
They were all softball questions given to her.
How many days did it take to shoot?
Was there a lot of improv? The questions that
everyone asked at every...
Her continued
stated reason and the actor's
stated reason for doing the project was
this story needed to be told
and it's so
relevant to what's happening today.
Essentially,
I took from that people need to know
when police when we talk about police brutality it's a real thing and perhaps the only way for
people to really understand that is for them to be put in that situation and literally empathize
with the people who are going through horrific police brutality and then go, oh, wow, I get it now. I get the mistrust of police.
I get this.
I get that.
In my mind, I think that's what she was going for.
This movie has a lot of, I mean, how do we do this?
Because I think it's like the initial,
I guess my initial problem with this movie
is that I always bring up sometimes,
like, who's the lead of this movie?
That's a great question.
The nominal lead is Algie Smith, right?
Who plays Larry.
See, but this is my thing.
And the thing is,
I would never have even thought
that he would have been the lead
until watching
the end of the movie
seeing him go to church.
To me, the person
who has won
the most screen time,
who legit,
you see his mind
playing both.
I'm going to agree
with what you're saying right now.
It bothers me.
The racist cop
is the leader of the movie.
Will Poulter is the leader
of this movie.
Like, you see him at the beginning. Oh, he's like, I. The racist cop is the leader of the movie. Will Poulter is the leader of this movie.
You see him at the beginning.
It's true.
He's giving the most backstory.
He's giving the most closure.
The whole thing.
I agree with this.
He's the leader of the movie. At certain points.
I had that realization
for like 40 minutes
and I was like,
what the fuck is she doing?
Why is he getting the most screen time?
Also, it's like,
am I supposed to feel bad
when he's like,
oh, we're not actually killing him.
We're not doing it.
Wait, wait.
So you give a shit at a certain point? I was so baffled about, also, if he's like, he's like, Oh, we're not actually killing them. We're not doing like, wait, wait, so you give a shit at a certain point.
Like I,
I was so baffled about off.
Also,
if he's going to be lead,
what are you saying about him?
Like,
are you,
are you saying he's a leveled multilayered racist?
Right.
Like,
are we defending the racism?
I don't think she is,
but I think it's just what you're saying.
The amount of time you give him,
the more she's letting us think about him.
He has layers.
I mean,
yes,
which sucks
I've been saying this the whole podcast
the whole miniseries like especially
the Hurt Locker and Zero Dark Thirty she's
like I'm giving you you bring
yourself to this right I'm giving you what happened
you can project what you want onto it
I feel like she has this very removed
perspective and it really hurts
her in this movie well especially
in the yeah i'm gonna say
yeah my problem with this the idea of a removed perspective is like it's inherently a lie like
right you cannot have a removed perspective especially with zero dark 30 i mean like that
the idea of like this is exactly how it went down it's like no but i also think zero dark 30 is like
this kind of like messy gray area story where it's like, no. But I also think Zero Dark Thirty is like this kind of messy gray area story
where it's like,
okay, this thing
that we were all
very invested in,
this thing that was seen
as a great victory
when we did it,
the means to how
we got to that point
are kind of murky.
But this story is like,
no, this sucks.
Right, it happened.
This is bad.
There's no kind of
gray area about like,
but wait a second.
And also,
they use certain elements
because when this movie
first came out,
and I remember when
John went to that screening, I started googling it and started looking stuff up and
and they do have that that end card at the end of the movie saying like some of the facts people
really don't know like some things they exaggerated which i guess i respect but for instance another
thing that bothered me is that they had uh easy umE I'm going to call it Eazy-E Jason Mitchell
Guys
Eazy-E
Eazy-E
Eazy-E is in the movie
It could be an Oscar
animation this year
Eazy-E
Not for this movie
Eazy-E should have
got an Oscar animation
last time
but I'm going to leave
that alone
He definitely should
have got it
but the thing about
the gun right
so the thing about
the gun depending
on who you ask
about the gun
and whether the gun
was real
whether the gun
was there
like the gun
was never found
is that a lot of
people say the gun never existed period sure so a lot of people say the gun never existed,
period.
Sure.
So a lot of people say
the gun just didn't exist.
So her including it
even is a bit of editorialism.
Yeah,
that also bothers me
because what you do is,
it's like you show this black dude
shooting this gun at the cop
whether the gun was real or not.
And they say in the movie
the gun was a toy gun.
But he's doing this aggressive act
which almost could say,
oh,
he is the reason
that they came here
in the first place almost putting the
blame on them which is the thing they say
about black people all the time like oh what did you say back
what did you do to provoke
what did you do to let this happen
I didn't know that I didn't know that the gun
was something that like
it's still a question
today and that being said
can I just
fuck this movie
no because that was the thing that upset and that being said can I just fuck this movie oh wow
no because that was
the thing that upset me the most
was like how
what's the cock and bull
what's the term
he was shooting
when he's like just shooting
well that scene is so peculiar
because we don't know who this guy is he just walks in
right and like and uh and so the if if that is a question the to show it feels uh like it's
hurt that's that's that thing yeah it's that thing to me is like oh and again the moment i saw him
with that gun i was like oh if he shoots once it's a problem okay he's only gonna shoot once
there are lily shots of him just like popping off with this gun and i'm like oh if he shoots once it's a problem okay he's only gonna shoot once they're literally
shots of him just like popping off with this gun and i'm like you're you're literally putting the
blame on them with this shot like it's keanu at the beginning of point break like it's him it is
like just just doing it like so now basically everything that happens from this point because
what you do is you have his black friends say hey if you do this they're gonna come kill us so you
have it said out loud right and then you have them make a choice to keep popping these guns off.
And then after that, the whole movie, the racist cop's saying, where's this gun?
Everything that happens to them is about this gun.
That scene essentially makes the movie Hellraiser.
Like, if you open this box, Pinhead's going to come out.
And then he does it.
So it weirdly makes the situation less sympathetic.
It does.
Not fully, but in a way that's like, she shouldn't be doing anything to take away
from the horror of these circumstances.
And I really liked when the gun was first introduced,
and he's like,
I'm going to show you white privilege, you know?
And he's playing that game.
I really liked that scene.
And he's a good fucking actor.
But then the next scene is just like oh i but there are also
there are tons of movies that i think are are good that deal with true life stories where we don't
know all the details and they own the mystery and they do not try to dramatize the things we don't
know they make a story intention around that's something like zodiac where they can't depict
the things that's what there's no right but no mark ball is not about that
sure right but you could have made a movie if they all knew we don't know exactly what happened
in that first room where we're not seeing what's in that we do maybe we hear some noise whatever
the police come in and they go what happened where was the gun and you play into the mystery of no
one in this room knows what actually happened yeah can i give you we don't know what actually
happened sure so like for instance one of the things that happened after
this incident is that a church in detroit had their own trial once all the white guys got off
right and it was like this big civil rights thing and it was just people from all over and they kind
of held like their own mock trial of like with real facts with real issues and they found the
guys guilty right to me it's like if you wanted to really show what happened and maybe have flashbacks you do something like that to frame it around yeah
just frame it around this thing we actually go back and see different things and like the white
girls that were there who talked about it see like how people viewed it but don't just show me this
crazy horror scene and also the moment and the thing that bothered me the most is that before
in the horror movie style when we see the players we see them at the party
when it becomes a
haunted house movie
yeah
we see them
we see
the two white girls
who fuck the black dudes
and we know
this is now
going to be a problem
right
we know the fact that like
this one dude
genuinely likes this one girl
they have a connection
this is now an issue
she's planting seeds
but I mean that's the thing
you see that's the thing
about the movie
it's like
she wants the tension
to be building
because she wants you to go,
oh, no, I don't know if he should be firing that toy gun.
Like, ah, shit.
You know, like, and she, I mean, I'm saying she, she, she.
Like, it's like only her.
I mean, Mark Ball wrote the screenplay.
Right.
But, like, oh, fuck, I'm losing my train of thought here.
Can I call out the elephant in the room
while you're regaining your train of thought?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I just want to point out quickly,
this is the only time in history that Gerard has been made angry
by a swirl being included in a
moment. Wow, this is history.
Wow, you're actually right.
Oh my god, I didn't even think about it. First off, do we
we do see them kiss, right? Yeah.
Yeah, you see them make out. But the thing that's so interesting
about that swirl is that
one, this is solely
about race, but it's also a thing of,
it's the thing of like
that hatred
that these white cops
felt the moment
they saw those white girls
in that room.
I think in all honesty,
and this may be my theory,
I think in all honesty,
and this is not to take away
from that situation,
but if they would have
not been there,
if you just wouldn't have
saw the white girls,
I think this situation
for those black men
may have been different. I agree. I think the movie thinks that yeah yeah i mean i guess what i was
trying to say was the movie wants you and maybe this is part of the problem to think like hey man
even if they fucked up by shooting the toy gun they don't deserve it or right like this shouldn't
happen but already you're in this like tricky gray area where like like you guys
are saying where it's like when the same thing where you have different kinds of racist cops
where it's like oh i think that cop's dumber than that cop yeah that cop's more racist than that cop
where immediately you're putting people on different levels sure and like two of the cops
are like well maybe they're only like 75 racist right and then of course later we see a cop who's like,
oh, you fucking racist.
Or we're seeing this couple, who would do this to someone?
And like, everything you do is so loaded.
Like, you know, like even if you have maybe some story intention with it.
I'll tell you my least favorite scene in the movie.
It was the scene that started making me feel really angry.
And it was when I was starting to realize like,
oh shit, Will Poulter's the lead of this movie
when he shoots
the guy in the back
right
and then he goes
into his
like his chief's office
and the chief essentially
gives him a speech
where he's like
this is your last warning
if you keep being racist
he puts him back on the street
he's like
I'm pretty sure
you just shot a guy
for no reason
on the street
so I got my eye on you
like that's his
they like present this hero police chief who's like i know exactly what's going on racism is bad
you better stop it no good very bad don't do it but also get back out there and also there's that
scene right early on where like the tank like shoots out a window yeah and you're like what
happened there wait a second and there's no further explanation of it
and it feels like
almost just meant to
rally you
don't we see a kid
looking out that window
we see a kid looking out
the window
they shoot the window
and you're like
did something happen there
did a girl just die
did a girl die
from a tank
is this something
that's inciting things
but they don't come back to it
during the riot
it's like a young
a young black girl
was killed
but the thing that's
so fascinating about
even
I'm happy you brought up
the good police sergeant
or whatever
the reason I knew
something was off
is that as he's describing
everybody hates Chris
everybody hates Chris
everybody hates Chris
Tyler Williams
Tyler Williams
Tyler James Williams
he's the one who gets shot
everybody hates Chris
I'm sorry
he's the one who gets shot
in the back right
but as he describes
the guy who gets shot
everybody hates Chris
I mean they were right
everybody hated him.
They shot him in the back.
The sergeant literally describes him as,
oh, yeah, it was the only shooting
where a guy leaked out under a car.
So you really just threw away the fact
that this guy, I don't know if he's dead yet,
but I know he was found bleeding under a car,
and you're just seeing it in passing.
It's not a big deal. Which speaks
to this movie giving you like eight minutes of
really intense rioting on the streets that are
essentially just there to serve as window dressing for the
story she wants to tell. That's the problem. If you're
making a movie about it, that's fine. But right
instead it just sort of feels like a preamble. All you show are the black people
rioting. You see this one incident
right with the black cop going in
undercover and infiltrating. It's the first scene.
Right. And then immediately
things go from zero to
six million with riots in the street
without actually presenting
any sort of understanding
as to how these things escalate.
That there was so much escalation before this moment.
What was simmering under the surface.
Do the right thing spends two hours
setting up the riots.
Two hours setting up the riots animated. Right, right.
Two hours setting up the riot.
There is the animated introduction.
I forgot about that.
Oh yeah,
the quick history lesson.
This is my big problem
with this movie.
I think that I can give it
as a whole.
And I will say,
this is just my theory personally.
After working at places,
like I worked at MTV News, right?
John and James know
how much I hated it.
And I think the problem
I have sometimes
is that the woke white person thinks
they may know a little bit better and they may use like,
Oh,
my friend or my coworker who is a black person like told me it's okay.
So I know she didn't write this movie,
but the problem with this movie is that there's nuances missing.
Like when,
when Steven Spielberg did the color purple,
he knew what he like.
The thing is,
it was so much pressure.
He was so like surrounded
by black people who were questioning everything like like everything is like does this make sense
why are you doing that which is why that movie has little nuances that are interesting like how
does Steven Spielberg know to do this because it wasn't him just saying it you know like he had
help whereas in this movie I don't know if she had the help that she needed to get this done
like you would have never you would have never added this quick scene of which people believe did start the detroit riots the the speakeasy um
people believe that happened but all you show after that is literally just black people riding
and it's just you didn't show the people in their families who were scared sure of everything else
and starting with the speakeasy makes it seem like the speakeasy is what caused the detroit
riots without giving any sort of pretext other than a fucking animated intro.
James, I can see you're burning up.
Also, like, the animated intro just really rubbed me the wrong way.
Also, because it, like, it starts with, like, the Great Migration.
The Great Migration?
It's like, it's like, it starts with that.
And then it goes like, and then, like, you know, and then they started working and then they moved to the suburbs, and then shit happened.
That's the...
It's like that joke.
They pulled the money away.
It's like that joke on sitcoms where people go, like, can you tell me the story?
Just start at the beginning.
And they go, okay, I was born in 18, and you go later, and then they go ahead too far.
The movie tries to give you too much context, and then it's like, hurry it up.
And they're like, okay, we'll get to the point.
But you're missing the stuff that actually is relevant to
this specific tale. I feel like that
animated opening
more so than
anything else really
clarifies that Catherine Bigelow
was making this film
for a white audience.
And not only
a white audience, but like a white... What you're saying from the talkback
sounds like that too yeah absolutely
she was like people need to know
that this happened
and the idea was like
okay there are a bunch of white people
who like don't understand
like why black people mistrust police
and I need to show them with this film
and like I need to give them
like a little quick history lesson
so that they understand you know what was happening and the inequality that was happening to them here and I need to show them with this film. And I need to give them a little quick history lesson
so that they understand what was happening
and the inequality that was happening to them here
and then why they started rioting
and then show the riots
and then show how devastating the riots were
by showing maybe a little girl just got shot by a tank,
showing this kid that we don't know
who's taking groceries
and then him getting shot in the back. Even if a white person's like,'s like taking groceries and and then getting him him getting
shot in the back even if a white person's like he shouldn't have been stealing those groceries
but he didn't deserve to die and then you know uh they shouldn't be rioting but you know it is
pretty it's crazy that the tanks are happening and then it's like well they shouldn't have shot
that gun at those police but you're right i mean they didn't deserve to have a night of horror you know it's all like it's always like this there's equivocation and even if the movie's
not trying to equivocate it you it's that you have you equivocate it's letting you it leaves
the space for it and also the problem is attention-based filmmaker that opening chunk of
like riot stuff is so frightening in the same way that the stuff in the algiers motel is because she's going for intensity
Or she's making it look like a horror movie
Yeah, rather than like a moment of sort of like uprising something that has a statement behind it
I'll tell you this right now. This is tricky. And this is in defense of katherine bigelow. I
I respect that she tried
To like help show the light of that but the thing that's so tricky about it,
and I don't know the answer to this.
I mean, we talk about it on our podcast.
I don't know,
because I think Steven Spielberg did a good job
with The Color Purple.
I can't sit here and say that a white person
can't direct a movie about black people.
I can't say that a woman can't direct a movie
that deals on men issues.
I can't say that if you're informed,
but the thing that's
very very hard for me is that as a black person even right now walking down the street if i
walked out with you guys say john and james were here and it was a cop that come up i will all
automatically tense up like that's just how i mean it's just it just happens because at the end of
the day is that i don't know the difference when i first see someone, whether this is a good cop or a bad cop.
I know they are good cops.
I know they exist.
I know they're great.
But I don't know who I'm seeing right now until the confrontation or the incident happens.
So the fact that she had this movie where there's even a part where like the white girls, when they get taken out of the room by the, what is it?
It's not a cop.
He's a national guard.
National guard. She she goes are you gonna
tell the cops we're here are we safe are you gonna tell the cops we're here in that statement right
there to me that is what this movie needed to get to that statement is like the difference you have
right now is you can't tell who is here to help you and these are the people who are hired to
protect you and you are scared now okay so there are two bigger issues i feel like we're we're
talking about now that
are the two main things that this movie represents
that we need to talk about. One is the sense of
who gets to tell what stories.
Bigelow is a really interesting person to
talk about in that light because
her two biggest movies are movies about
masculinity. Point Break
and Heart Locker.
Zero Dark Thirty I'd say is the third.
That's one of only two movies she made
that has a female lead.
Most of her career has been about
depicting testosterone with this
outsider perspective, but with this level
of specificity and detail.
And Point Break's a lot more heightened,
is a little more satirical.
Heart Locker's a lot more stripped down.
But you watch both those movies, and it's like,
she's getting some things about masculinity that
I don't know a male director
would have the distance to be able to perceive.
But it also feels like with those
movies, she did her time, she did her research.
Film is collaborative. I feel like
when people talk about like, well
this person shouldn't be allowed to tell this story,
they ignore the fact that there are
a lot of people involved in a movie. But the difference
is someone like Spielberg coming in with Color Purple
and knowing what he doesn't know.
And knowing when to listen and when to ask versus like,
I think I got this.
I think I have a solid handle on this story.
Well, and also, I mean, you know, it's written,
it's made by, directed by her.
It's written by Mark Bolt.
It's produced by Megan Ellison and other white people.
You know, you're not seeing a lot of diversity
at the top of the movie.
Like,
Barry Aykroyd shot it
who's the guy,
he's British for sure
and he's the guy
who like does
the Bourne movies.
I mean,
I don't know.
They were very concerned
about getting
the story
of what happened
inside the hotel right.
That was,
I think,
detail, detail, detail. Yeah, like that's where all, because they did put a lot of research? That was, I think. Detail, detail, detail.
Yeah, like that's where all,
because they did put a lot of research into this movie,
but I think that's where most of their research was,
was like, let's recreate this exactly how it happened
and really get people to feel like they're there.
So much so, I mean,
I don't know if you guys found this in your research,
but during the talk back, they said,
somebody asked the question like,
how much did you know about this movie before it started? on this and your research but during the talkback they said somebody asked the question like uh how
much did you know about this movie before it started and what's this what's the kid who plays
the main uh lg smith lg smith yeah lg smith said nothing yeah and he's only 22 years yeah like
they didn't like they they didn't give him a script when he was auditioning he didn't know
the character that he was auditioning for uh and then during the auditions like they would just do improv and like the improv would be
like him like being put against the wall and like you know getting roughed up and all this stuff
and then like that's what they did when they were filming it like he like she kind of they
sort of kept the details right right yeah did not have a, they didn't have an
understanding of the script as a whole?
Yeah, they didn't. The idea was
so, and then
to get them to be frightened and confused or
to really feel
to really not know what's going to happen
next.
That's a weird balance to be like, we're going to research
this, we're just going to try to depict things
exactly as they were, but not tell actors what's going on.
They said they don't know.
Boyega was like, they didn't know where the cameras
were when they were filming.
That is a horror movie, dude.
That is what they were doing.
I will say this.
That scene,
the main scene of the movie,
is horrifying.
It's effective.
It's very effective in that.
I was like,
I was like,
yep,
I don't know.
Like there is no right thing to do.
Anybody who thinks,
you know,
Oh,
why didn't they do blah,
blah,
blah.
Would that kind of logic would immediately leave your mind when seeing this
movie?
Cause you say there's nothing you can do when somebody is this bent on
making sure you're guilty. You're at, at you're literally your life is at their hands there's nothing you
you can think you can say the right thing you could say the right thing the wrong thing you
could try to stand up for yourself and not stand up for yourself you know you can run away get shot
or stay there and get shot you know what i mean cooperate and still get shot so you know what's
just going through your head over and over it's, this is unfair. This is the worst.
Yeah.
It's like, this is unfair.
I agree.
Like, right, just sort of
echoing around.
Wait, I just want to know,
you were talking,
was that before the movie came out?
I'm just wondering, like,
where their minds were
because I bet they felt different
after it was a bad match.
Oh, it was definitely before,
it was,
before it came out,
before the reviews.
Definitely before the wide release.
Yeah.
I'm trying to think, I feel like it was like, maybe like a day or two before before the wide release. I'm trying to think.
I feel like it was maybe a day or two before the limited release.
Sure, sure.
Yeah.
Because it actually still got good reviews for the most part.
Kind of.
It's like 80% or something.
Yeah, it is.
Rotten Tomatoes is a good way to measure it.
I got you.
But all those reviews are like,
Bigelow ratchets up the tension again.
Another edge of your seat. James, what do you want to do? measure. I got you. But all those reviews are like Bigelow ratchets up the tension again. Another
edge of your seat. James, what do you want to do?
Just like hearing the thing that you were saying, Bray, about
how like
wondering like why didn't they do blank.
A thing that kept
coming up in my mind was like why is no one
talking about the toy gun that happened?
Like I kept
that kept repeating in my mind
and then. Why none of them were talking about why they kept saying like, there is no gun.
There is no gun.
I know.
Cause I was like, I was like, you guys are that confident that you hid that gun?
I was like, you saw it.
How could you be that confident?
And, and, uh, only two of them were in the room besides Jason Mitchell.
Right.
That were up against the wall.
Right.
Like there were only two other people.
Well, it's the two white girls
and the two members of the Dramatics, right?
Well, no.
Were they in that room
when he was shooting at them, though?
Yeah.
I think they were.
Everybody was in there.
They were all in the same room
when he was shooting at the police.
See, I didn't even...
But I'll say this.
The movie also, like,
it gets so chaotic during this section,
which I know why she's doing it because'll say this the movie also like it gets so chaotic during this section which I know why
she's doing it
because she wants
this sort of like
you know
a fear based
filmmaking
but it also got to a point
where I was like
wait did I miss
Anthony Mackie
getting introduced
I had no clue
he was there today
the cops dragged him
to a point where
he just like turns around
and I'm like
that's Anthony Mackie
did I miss him talking
the geography of the hotel
I have no idea
I was like,
where?
What?
Because they show this hotel.
They show the main set of the-
It has an annex, though, right?
It does.
I guess it's like this annex.
But it doesn't feel-
When they first were in that room,
I thought it was just a different apartment building.
I didn't realize it was the 100%-
Thank you for bringing this up
because this drove me crazy.
A, when they go from the hotel, they're talking outside the hotel
by the pool and then they go to this other
house. I had no idea if they were like
20 minutes away, if they were in the
backyard, if it was a different room, whatever it was.
But also, once we get to the section of the
movie, the centerpiece of the movie, which is like
these people up against
a wall, these cops,
guns pointed, separating them, these cops, guns pointed,
separating them,
playing this intimidation game, right?
You have no idea where any of the rooms are in relation to each other.
And the movie is playing this game of like,
okay, he's up here.
She's down here.
He's there.
This guy's there.
And I couldn't figure out who was where at all.
And also, where are any of the hotel?
I did not struggle with this, I'm going to be honest.
I guess my thing was like,
there was no hotel attendance. Right. Because where are any of the hotel? I did not struggle with this, I'm going to be honest. I guess my thing was like, there was no hotel attendance.
Right.
Because they're in this annex,
I think.
But that isn't even
clearly set up.
If it's still part of the hotel,
then why didn't somebody
from the hotel come over
and go like,
what's happening?
Right,
because Samira Wiley
plays like a clerk
who they talk to
early on in the movie
who's at the desk,
right?
Yeah.
And then there's like the pool.
There's a pool area
which feels like the main part of the hotel. Yeah. And then there's like the pool. There's a pool area which feels like the main part of the hotel.
And then there's this like house
and they're in a hallway
and there's like four rooms off the hallway
and there's stairs up
and there's like more rooms off.
But outside of the house,
it looks like they're just in a suburb.
It looks like they're in the suburb.
I was thinking that too.
I was wondering like why nobody was coming
from the hotel to check up on it.
But then I was like,
they have sort of established that the riots,
no one goes out after a certain period of time.
But they were on the property.
It'd be different if you like, because there was a curfew, in effect.
But if I worked at the motel, I'm literally just walking to the back of the motel.
That's not me being out and about.
This is the real place, which I assume they just are real. back of the motel like that's not me being out and this is the real place
I mean which I assume
it really does look like a house
it's like a house that's
off the motel but when they post the motel
you get this visual of something that really looks
like a motel with a neon sign
so when they cut to the house and this like front
lawn I just was like I don't know where the fuck we are
the house basically looks like an Amityville horror house
we might as well be in like Long Island in the suburbs i guess my whole and my whole thing
with this part too is like i i sincerely couldn't understand how those cops like got here yes because
they they were they seemed when he was shooting it from the window it was like there were trees
in the way like when when we see the cops like ducking or the national guard, like ducking down,
right.
They have no idea where it's coming from.
Then somebody says like,
it's the motel.
But my thing is like,
if did the cops know that this was a part of the motel,
dude,
you know what I mean?
There's a good question.
There's someone trying to remember my biggest problem.
I know it's nifty,
but my biggest problem about the whole thing is that, again, and I will never let it go, is
that you made a movie about victims, like terrorizers and victims.
Sure.
At what point, I'm even going to include this end part.
When did we get to know really anything about these black people besides the fact that they
were like there?
So only Algie Smith's character.
Kind of.
Kind of.
Kind of. Kind of.
Kind of.
I really like the moment that they give him
to sing on stage
by himself.
Yeah.
I love that.
I really like that part.
I thought that that was
like a great like
oh yeah like he
just has this dream
that he is like
not faulting
he's gonna like
go out and do it.
I think that scene's good.
I mean the only problem
I have with a lot of
those scenes is you're
just kind of sitting
there with your fist
balled up being like
what the fuck is
going on
I know what's going
to happen
so everything feels
like a little bit of
a tease for some
future horror
this is like
everything about him
was a horror movie
and the thing is
if you're going to
have him and then
what's the kid from
Slate his best friend
who dies
Jacob Latimore
yeah you got him in there,
and it's like, okay, cool.
Let's build this friendship up a little bit more.
We see that Jacob Latimore always supports him, right?
We see that they both like the girls.
He's a little bit more shy.
Let's build the people.
Show me the women.
Show me, like, were they prostitutes?
Then Jason Mitchell comes in with a toy gun.
That's the thing.
Were they prostitutes?
I still don't know what they were.
They weren't?
They weren't really. They were just still don't know what they were they weren't they weren't
really
they were just like
girls who were
like
they like fucking black dudes
yeah but it's not like
they weren't like
working prostitutes
if that makes sense
they were kind of like
they were kind of like
runaways
I just wish I knew
they definitely were runaways
but who
maybe had been paid
like
you know
I think it was more of a casual.
These many things unanswered
even about like
where the house is
in relation to the hotel
and who the people are
and all of that
is just like,
I don't know.
For a movie like this to work,
you need to lay all the pieces out
on the board very clearly.
Whether or not
you should have been making this movie,
if you want this type of movie
to function,
you need to know
where everyone is
in relation to each other,
who everyone is, what their backstories are, what they feel. And you want this type of movie to function, you need to know where everyone is in relation to each other, who everyone is,
what their backstories are,
what they feel.
Right, and that's the challenge
Bull likes to set.
Right.
And he's set it
and it's whatever.
But Hurt Locker and Zero Dark Thirty
are both about one character.
Like he's using one character
to guide you through
this larger kind of thing
that's going on.
Well, technically,
we got the one character
in this one
and it's the same
just like the character
from Zero Dark Thirty, same like the character from Hurt Locker. It's just a white one. I mean, no, let got the one character in this one, and it's the same, just like the character from Zero Dark Thirty,
same like the character from Hurt Locker.
It's just a white one.
I mean, let's be straight up.
My man basically opens the movie.
He has the longest scene.
We see that he should have got fired.
He didn't get fired.
We even see his mind switch while he's at the motel.
He's playing everyone against each other.
The other one, actually one the other actually the
other conversation that we have with him that's kind of more a lot more layered is the one that
he has when he's riding when they're patrolling before he shoots the guy right and they're just
like look at them like like what the one dude who i think we're supposed to think is more racist by
the end of the movie i don't know. Which dude? Who wasn't as racist.
He's the one who told.
No, who's the guy?
Who's his partner
who like shot,
who wound up
accidentally shooting?
Yeah, that's the guy
who we're supposed to believe
was super racist.
Jack Reiner, right?
Yeah, but he's like
not as racist because like
He's just stupid.
Yeah, he's just stupid.
The pitch on him
is that he's a dumbass.
Like, I guess.
Which is an easy out
for the other two cops
that they eventually
portray both of them
as just being like, well, they're just dopes.
What's his name? Killed.
I'm not saying they're just dopes.
He made an accent. He's like, I thought I had to.
Oh, you're talking about the skinny one.
Which one are you talking about? There's the kind of
jittery one with the longer
slicked back hair. I'm trying to find
the name of that actor because I don't
remember what his name in uh he is
familiar he's in um like one of the uh um mummy movies i think he's in like a third mummy movie
the one with jack me jet lee was in it oh i didn't see that one uh oh he's like jack reacher or
something like that didn't they have a conversation the guy from transformers 4 that's jack ranger
that's a stupid one the other one who is maybe, you know,
kind of the one who's just like a brute.
That's Ben O'Toole.
That's who I'm talking about.
It's his name.
The brute one.
Because I think
at the beginning
he says something like,
he says something
to the effect of like,
look at them,
they're animals.
Sure.
And then,
what's my man's name
from Maze Runner?
Will Poulter.
Will Poulter.
Who you know
was originally supposed
to play Pennywise.
Yeah.
Oh, really?
He did this instead of it.
Yeah.
Yeah, he did this instead of it.
He was going to play another embodiment of evil.
Because he was like, look, I want to play an unstoppable force of evil, but can I have
a little backstory?
I mean, can I have the movie give me more screen time to make me a little more?
I mean, also, he was like, oh, man, it's Catherine Bigelow.
I got to do it.
Everything.
I mean, it's a logical decision on paper. I, it's Catherine Bigelow. I gotta do it. It's a logical decision on paper.
I'll take the Catherine Bigelow movie.
John Boyega was in it.
He had to do it.
Could you imagine if it had this many scenes
of Pennywise going into his office
and the chief of the clown service
was like, look, Pennywise, you gotta stop
eating these kids.
I think you're being a little...
No, that scene is bad. It's funny you say going to take you off the streets if you don't stop eating these kids. I think you're being a little... No, no, no.
That scene is bad.
It's funny you say it
because technically
that scene existed in it,
but they took it out
because they said
the focus shouldn't be on it.
The scene fucking existed
when he goes back in time
where you figure out
how he becomes it
when he's still a damn human.
It doesn't matter.
But they realize
it's not about him.
Pennywise is bad.
Who cares?
Wow.
It had more concern!
I just want to say
I think you're being
not hard on that scene exactly, but
slightly pithy about that scene.
Because that scene is definitely there to
tell us why the character
is angry as well.
But also, I'm not saying
I think it's a little bit of an easy causality or whatever,
but I don't think it's a scene where the cop's like,
geez, you're really pushing it out there.
What I don't like about that scene is mostly the way it depicts the chief,
where I think it's kind of like, well, not all white people.
We're about to show you three very racist cops,
but this guy, he likes it.
I think that's the problem with the movie,
where it's like no matter what, if you portray a character right,
then it immediately, like I say, feels like equivocation,
even if you're trying to be accurate or whatever especially because it's a hole you've dug for yourself
right for me if people if if there was no commentary by any of the characters then
then that scene doesn't bother me because i recognize watching it and hope other people do like wow the this cop know this chief knows that his you know
officer patrol officer maybe killed a person in cold blood and then let him back off the street
yeah that dude that dude's messed up also all the national guard all of the other cops like
everybody who was there at the place because there were so many people there law enforcement there
and they all just
were like i don't know just let them handle it we're just gonna be and it it you know indicts
all of them like you're all guilty so much so that john boyega becomes a part of the problem
too we have to talk about him we have to talk about him okay we have to talk about before before
we do like that that should be there but then we do get scenes like the ones that happen after the incident
where we have this like really tough almost army general looking you know person like bring will
poulter in and then like oh no sorry bring the other two in and like chew them out for being
racist like he's like get it you know what i mean we're supposed to think that is this is a good you
know what i mean so it's like we have those things but know what I mean? We're supposed to think, this is a good... You know what I mean? So it's like, we have those things,
but we don't have the scene where people are getting
chewed out for their complacency,
for their... You know what I mean?
It becomes so much about these three
supervillains, and it's two guys who are dumb.
They're racist because they're dumb, and one guy
who's a Machiavellian supervillain
genius, who knows how to...
He's not a genius.
There's nothing genius about him
I have a problem with even that character though
who the main dude the main racist
no no the chief
that like chews them out at the end
he goes
he goes get in here you knuckleheads
people have died
people have
they're treating him like knuckleheads.
Yeah.
And so I didn't even see that as like,
I looked at,
I literally looked at every white person
in this movie as a villain.
And I think-
Except for that one scene.
And except for that one-
Where they show that cop come and be like-
Who would do this?
Yeah, who would do this?
Oh, and he like gently like like, picks him up and like,
brings him to the police.
But you see, exactly.
Why did you put this film,
why did you put this scene
in the movie at all?
It's like,
what is that scene?
Well, see, no,
I can tell you why.
I know why.
No, no, no.
I mean, aside from the
white savior part,
but I think that scene,
to me personally,
shows that like,
the guy,
the main black dude,
was terrified of him.
Because again,
we don't know
this dude is good.
Right.
And right, there's a way
you can do that scene
where it's effective
but I think the one thing
this movie should have
harped on
because they're trying
to say it because
it's from
you know
this is what's happening now
I think one of the things
that gets lost
in translation
a lot of the time
is that when people
when African Americans
say there's a problem
with police
people are like
oh nah man
you can't just shit
on all police
and every time
we always say the same thing
it's not all police
but we just don't know
who's good and who's bad
like we just don't
so if you would have had
in this movie
if you would even
I would allow
a fake character in this movie
I would allow
the cops are fake
it's crucial to mention
these cops are not real
they're not real cops
oh really
they have different names
I don't know why
but they do
well see this is my thing about it
that fucking bothers me
there may be legal reasons for it
I have no idea why like I don't know my thing is this if fucking bothers me there may be legal reasons for i have no idea why
like i don't know but my thing is this if okay we got movies about fucking oj he went to trial
people making fucking movies about him but i can't put the three white dudes who got off
okay anyway let me get back to this point like the fact is like if you're gonna add a fake
no it makes no fucking sense i can butcher you can have fucking oj i wish i had the reason for
you and i don't know exactly what the reason is
they deserve respect
they deserve to like
be left alone
I mean the white women
they're old men now
let them live in their house
I mean the white woman
who literally got
Emmett Till killed
literally we didn't see her
until she was on her
fucking deathbed
and she's like
oh yeah maybe I was wrong
but we still don't say
her name in the streets
anyway
back to the point at hand
because that's some
fucking bullshit
like if you're going to
add a fake character
into this movie
then you put a cop who is like put a cop who's like not down with this and it's trying
to like you know what i'm saying show me like there's a fucking level of like good and bad
who's probably would freak out about that too but don't you think a more interesting version of this
movie would have been a movie that was putting blame on sort of quiet complacency
in that kind of way like a banality of evil putting a good well-intentioned cop who still
doesn't stop anything or maybe some what or maybe some people if you're gonna do the trial thing
like show some of the white people who are like good like those that good man got off it you don't
like show like right so what it was just. I'm just the horrors of the injustice.
Everything you guys are saying,
like I can,
I can just see someone writing and being,
no,
cause that's true.
People would have complained.
Cause it's like,
if you're trying to put something somewhere,
you're already in trouble.
Right.
You know?
And so that's why I understand why they were like,
well,
the Algiers motel incident is such an extreme example.
True.
This is maybe why we should focus. Right. I can see how he gets himself here. Yeah. Where he's like, right. This were like, well, the Algiers Motel incident is such an extreme example that this is maybe why we should focus.
I can see how he gets himself here.
Where he's like, right,
this is like, no one could.
It's a microcosm.
It's like a shotgun muzzle in the face.
It's like the most unambiguous thing.
But then there's still ambiguity, one.
So that's a problem.
And then two,
I think everyone just walks out of that movie
being like, yeah, I'm supposed to disagree.
Like, is there supposed to be anything interesting about the argument that that was bad? It's one of these movies, and there's that movie being like, yeah, I'm supposed to disagree. Like, is there supposed to be anything interesting about
the argument that that was bad?
It's one of these movies
and there's a movie I hate.
What's the movie you hate?
Oh,
do it.
No,
I'm not going to bring up
the help right now.
I'm not going to bring up
the help right now.
Bring up the help.
I'm not going to bring up
the help.
Okay.
I'm going to bring up,
man,
I almost blocked it out
of my mind
because I hate it so much.
Blazing Saddles.
I was hoping that was
the one you weren't
going to bring up.
So,
hear me out. Hear me out. And the reason I'm bringing it up because Mel Brooks was hoping that was the one you weren't going to bring up. So hear me out.
And the reason I'm bringing it up, because
Mel Brooks was brought up, oh, you can't make this movie again.
Hear me out. I'm not going to crap on it.
I'm just going to say
this movie, Detroit, suffers the same problem
that Blazing Saddles does. It's that
Blazing Saddles is trying to tell a story
about something that, in all
honesty, they don't know about.
Like, I think the intentions from Mel Brooks
and Catherine Brigolo are very righteous.
I love that they attempted to do it.
But the problem with that movie is,
is that you're basically saying,
look at these bad white people.
I'm not like these white people.
You shouldn't want to be like these white people.
And what it allows is,
is that people who aren't inherently
or don't view themselves as racist to go,
oh, I mean, I ain't got that many black friends,
but I know I ain't like this.
You know, it alleviates and makes people almost like pat themselves on the back but i'm
not this bad and that's the problem i have with both of those movies where it just does more
damage than good i think what she's trying to get though is like this isn't any different from now
but i think the problem is when you watch it you're like but it's so specific like so i can't
get there yeah i i don't know i like i was i did feel like the message of
this movie was like white people are ruining things right right because like even at the end
of the end of the movie my man algae is like i will never sing again and that was all he ever
wanted to do right i can't even sing the music that i love because white people are dancing to
it that felt that felt like another right thing And I felt like there were enough white people going,
save them.
All right, no, let's go.
Let's go.
Too much paperwork or whatever.
That did feel like a message of this movie.
As much as like it's a horror movie for most of it,
it felt like that was what they were trying to say to me.
Ben, can you just get the door?
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let's put it on the record. Ben, cut the mics for a second.
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I know you've invoked in the past your struggles
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He's on the other side of the door now.
Oh, Griffin, you're back.
I was here.
I just didn't really feel like talking.
Oh, okay.
Fair enough.
So here are these two things I want to get at.
We've got to talk about John Boyega.
Yeah, I was going to say.
What do you want to say, Griffin, and then we'll talk about John Boyega?
For me,
the difference between this and Blazing Saddles,
aside from all the other differences between Detroit and Blazing Saddles.
I mean,
they're the same movie.
Right.
Right.
This is an unofficial remake,
right?
Right.
This is sort of the 13 going on 30 to Blazing Saddles big.
Um,
but I think,
um,
Blazing Saddles depicts different levels of racism and obviously it's in a different
context but i like that that movie has casual racism in it it has the people who are like i'm
not racist but please don't mention this to anybody and it has your like mustache twirling
like super evil guys and in this movie i think there's just kind of like every white character who's central
is like such a horrific villain.
Right?
And then you have a lot of people
who are like
small parts
who are just kind of like,
well, I don't know,
let's not talk about it.
Sure, they're not doing much about it.
Maybe they're a little more like,
I think the more effective version
of this movie,
and once again,
she shouldn't have made this movie,
but the more effective version
of this movie
would have been a movie
that pointed more
fingers at that quiet complacency i also think that there's this thing that this movie represents
which is like when you make movies about any sort of prejudice or discrimination but you make them
period pieces at a distance far enough from where you are today it sort of alleviates a certain sense
of like present day present day cultural guilt
because it's like, well, thank God
that happened 50 years ago, but now
we're woke.
The movie's trying to be like it's not different.
But I think inherently
that's a flawed concept.
I think the second you said it that far back,
it does create that remove.
Which the question is, should she have made this movie
present day?
And the reason that it fails create that remove which the question is should she have made this movie present day it's because and the reason that
it fails at that
is because
anyone who can see
that
the stuff that's happening
in this film
is happening today
already knows that
yeah
this movie's not changing
one person's mind
yeah
there's nobody going
into this movie
who is like
yo first of all
nobody went to see this movie
right
but second of all people I mean nobody went to see this movie. But second of all, people, I mean,
nobody went to see this.
Not as many people want it as they want it,
but people went to see this movie.
It made some money.
It made some money.
I think it was like 40% of the audience was black.
Yeah.
And the thing is though, my thing is like,
for people to make,
for people to really make that connection,
what you need to do is take the
exact language that people are using politically today and put those in the mouths of the people
here in this literal it has to be exactly like people have to recognize like it's this is all
about law and order like they have to hear the all the phrases that are still being used today
in the mouths of these other people.
And what I'm saying is,
especially for the complacency thing,
you need to have white people
who were not connected to this event
commenting on the event after it happens,
after the audience has seen what's happened, right?
And then see a trial period
where people are talking about it and going and going
well why didn't they just uh listen to the cops and well maybe if they weren't doing this and
maybe if they weren't riding or maybe if they you know respected the flag you know i want to see
right the thing i want to see is white people in this movie a scene of white people in this
movie going like well you know we don't know what happened in that room. We don't know. That's a kind of insidious
sort of thing to me.
What do you guys think about John Boyega?
Okay, so Boyega's really fascinating to me
because aside from the fact I think he's really
fucking good in this movie, given very little to do,
every time they give him a moment, he kills it.
I also think
he's the pathway to the most interesting thing
this movie had to say, which
is he is a guy who is trying to be
moderate in this entire situation.
And he learns conclusively
that there is a time where moderation has to be
put aside. I guess so.
What do you guys think?
My thing is
that he
it's like his character is
supposed to be
the black person who follows all the rules.
Right, and still gets fucked.
And still gets screwed so that people can say,
go, oh man, even when they do follow all the rules,
they still get messed up.
But again, one, I don't think anyone
who wasn't already thinking that way
is making this connection from the movie.
The other problem is like, I mean, John B. was like a great actor and he did, you know, a good job in this movie.
But we don't know anything about this dude's character.
You don't get any background at all.
What do you guys think?
Man.
I find difficult.
I find difficulty with it because I
I'm going to say this before I get into this next statement because this will
fuck me at one point in life I know it
when I say this
I do believe like
black people are like black actors are black
actors I do like I don't care where you're from
you're a black actor
but this story and I feel like
this happens kind of a lot to African American men
stories that are inherently something that we in America have but this story, and I feel like this happens kind of a lot to African American men,
stories that are inherently something that we in America have to deal with.
We're not put in a position to be the stars and be in that spot.
And I do think if it would have been like an American black dude in this,
because again,
John Wager,
he has nothing to do in this movie.
He doesn't,
but there's also like a,
bruh,
in this day and age, like if i'm around a cop right now
right my body is different i i look at them different even if i trust you i still i still
have a guard up and he didn't have that let me tell you why because i don't think aside from
here in america like we haven't been in a place where like the hatred is so steep that it still
exists right now and i think it should have been someone american which sucks to say but i do a little bit and i also think that
i would have loved to see a scene outside of the one we first see him with another black person in
that hotel just look i wanted to see them make eye contact and have a moment because anytime i'm in a
room and a bunch of white people if i see any brown person i'm looking at you and i'm giving
you a nod to let you know that we are safe you know I'm saying that's just period yeah and I and and just to
talk about that like I felt like so much was even so much was happening at that moment when he first
shows up that there's there's no time there's no time for the for the for the nod or for anything
like I like like I struggled with
John Boyega for the
same reasons you were saying but also just because
of like how his
character is rendered like we don't
we don't really know
who he is or like or what
he's doing until after he gets like
handed the bag of shit
she wants him there for that scene where
he's in the interrogation room.
Which is the one scene I think he does really well as an actor.
Which I think is a very well acted scene, sure.
Where it dawns on him like,
oh, I...
I struggle with it because
not knowing the details
of the night, but then to hear
on top of everything that
the details of the night are shaky
and just are. We don't have an accurate account of everything that the details of the night are shaky and just are like people don't we don't
have an accurate account of everything that happened like the timeline of when he shows up
i'm now i'm questioning that and then and like he's he's there for so long and does nothing like
like which like it's a tricky to me it's a tricky character it's this is probably the hardest
character for catherine bigelow to direct in a white screen what's whatever to write because
in reality i mean it's said in the film right like a lot of black people probably would have
looked at this guy like an uncle tom yeah like oh you're just capitulating to white people to save yourself but i think catherine pigelow
doesn't want that wants us to relate to this character one because it's john boyega he's
the biggest star in the film but also because you know she doesn't want to paint another black
person in a bad light so we see like so he has this air of like he's he's there to help he just
doesn't know what to do. He's noble.
You know, he's noble, blah, blah, blah.
But in reality, I'm sitting there like, what I was thinking was like, my man, if you're
not going to help, you need to leave.
What are you doing here?
You're not helping anyone.
And he was there for so long.
He was there the whole time though.
And the thing, he is a fascinating part of this case because you mentioned the tribunal
that the Citizens Action Committee held.
Like, they convicted him.
Right.
Along with the three white cops,
they sentenced him to death,
which is something that was,
it was like the sentence they passed down.
And he was there.
He was the only one who attended.
He didn't say he attended.
Like, he wasn't, like, testifying.
And, like like like you say
they could have
centered the whole film
around this
like you know
that's a dynamic
that I'm sure
she's fascinated by
it's a problem I have
with the big scene
I think his big scene
again
they mean the interrogation
sure sure
interrogation
and again
I am not
I feel like this is
the whole thing
of like
oh man
people keep capping on
like British black actors
they still black
you are
you are still black
and maybe it wasn't him maybe it's how he was directed but if i a black person if i
witness a crime and there's no other black people around me i know in my heart that this now will
be a problem for me period if you show up to my job you don't buy that he doesn't get that
if somebody walked in here right now and said hey Jeraa you need to come with me
I instantly know
something is up
I'm not coming in that thing
and being like
really complacent
but you're pinning that
on his Britishness
no the thing is
and this is what I'm saying
I mean
this is what I'm saying
this is what I'm saying
I think it's one of two things
it's like either that
or it's how he was directed
but the thing is
there is a loss in
I think it's probably both
it might have been
but there's a misconnection
in how American black people
were treated
I was gonna say
the thing
my
the reason that I don't buy that
at the end
is because of how he played
the character in the beginning
cause my thing is
I would have much rather
have seen
you know when he comes over
with the coffee
to the cops
or the National Guard
and he's like
and
we're watching it
the way that it's depicted
is like
he is doing what he can to make sure that the stores don't get messed up he's like and we're watching it the way that it's depicted is like he is doing what he can
to make sure that
the stores don't get messed up
he's got his job
he's gardening his store
he's gonna be like
he's gonna make sure
that he doesn't get shot
this is also what I find
interesting about the characters
he's the one guy
who willingly puts himself
into the situation
it feels brave
and noble when he does it
instead of
what it could have been
which was
what is this dude he could have
been cowering we didn't have to see him save another black person he could have just been
like i'm glad that wasn't me you know what i mean like that's i would have believed that a lot more
show me what it's like to let him go and then him have because that would be that would be an actual
arc right it's like the arc isn't just happening because right now it's
just it's just at the end he just goes oh i did everything right and now i'm screwed instead of
oh my god i thought if i if i degraded myself and lowered myself and lowered my pride and like yes
yes sir yes sir and all this stuff all the things that they want me to do is just be subservient
i'm gonna be subservient this entire time and then
i and then i'm still on the act you know what i mean then it could have been like it could have
been like whoa that's what i find interesting it's just like it's not he was a really noble guy
and then the white people screwed him and he was so brave the whole time and then he still gets
screwed and i'm like but was he brave the whole time i would love a movie where he was actually
the main character they didn't try to present him as the hero
and you actually got a sense of his
psychology, especially during the Algiers
Motel when he kind of just fades into the background
for a long period of time. You don't understand why he's not
acting. Show me the court case. Because I think he's the figure
who ends up representing
most of what's interesting about this.
Because he was trying to find a
balance. Because he was someone who was trying to build
a bridge. Because he wasn't someone who was stuck in this room and wasn't someone who was forced to respond.
He throws himself into that situation, but you don't really understand why.
You don't understand why he doesn't do more.
And of course it gets pinned on him at the end.
But at that point, he's not really a character.
You haven't really spent any real time with him.
And his mind is emotions.
So it doesn't really mean anything.
And when it got to that scene,
I was like,
fuck, why isn't the movie about him?
The thing is,
it would have been so much better
if this movie started with him,
I don't know,
either on giving his statement
like on trial
or if he's an old man
and he's like recounting
everything that had to happen.
Show me like who he was before
that night.
Yeah, give me something.
Show me like how he got to this point and like how screwed it was. And then also, again, like who he was before that night. Oh, save the private Ryan. Yeah, give me something. Show me like how he got
to this point
and like how screwed it was
and then also, again,
like how the black community
treated him.
I mean, he got death threats
after this.
Yeah, he did.
It should be a bio-debt
about this one guy.
I think the problem is
this guy's not selling you
his life rights.
He doesn't want a movie
made about him
and his role is so murky.
I like a lot of people's role
like, you know,
because no one,
yeah, no one knows.
You know, the testimony
is like little bits and pieces
and like you try
and put it all together.
Maybe don't make the movie.
All right.
I mean, they made the movie.
I'm not saying this to you, David.
I'm saying this to Catherine.
Right.
But to me,
to me,
the scene that really messes it up
is that
we see,
the first time we see him,
really,
is him doing a heroic act.
So we're set up to believe this dude is a hero,
and a hero who fails,
but supposed to be a hero anyway.
He goes to the house because he wants to make sure
that the white people don't kill the black people,
but it happens.
Right.
But he's sensibly there.
But he is powerless, right?
He's powerless. Totally, he's powerless, but's ostensibly there but he is powerless right he's powerless
you know
yeah
totally he's powerless
but what I'm saying is
if he's really
if he's just
I just wish the movie
like made it
made an interpretation
of why he's doing this
because
because the fact of the matter is
all the black people
in here were powerless
so like
the one person
who could have
a little bit of agency
you also just made power
like he had no agency
in the whole film which
maybe that's how it happened in real life but
part of me is like the white people didn't
ask him to come
what you were saying about Will Poulter
being the main character though I mean like this is kind
of a movie about everyone's
robbed of their agency and so right it's hard
to know like who am I attaching myself
to here right because even his agency
is oh innately he's very, very
racist. Which I'm not saying I want
some origin scene where he falls into a vat
of toxic racism. But you know, it's
just like the movie just presents him as
being like, this guy just is
fucking racist. The racism power plant
exploded and the fumes spread
over the city. He was too good because he
didn't want to kill anybody. He was like, no, we're playing a
game. It's a game
you dummy
his racism
I mean the movie's
not saying
that the other guy's worse
it's just saying
the other guy's a fucking idiot
no but what I'm saying is
the problem to me is that
the movie and him saying
how could you do that
is just a game
almost wiped the hands
of some of the fucked up shit
that the main racist guy did
because it's like
it's what he's saying
I didn't feel that
I just didn't feel that
hit me up
hit me up
because to me
what it simply felt like
is like oh I am bad
but I am not so bad
and so racist
that I'm just in here
just killing black people
but that's what he thinks
right
that's what I'm saying
I saw it as like
he thought that he wasn't doing wrong
but that didn't
but he killed two people
what he was doing
yeah
no but what I'm saying. What I'm saying is,
but that level of
me getting to understand
he thinks that way,
I now know more
about his psyche
than anyone else's psyche
in the whole movie.
And that's the problem.
Because everyone else's psyche
is they're really frightened
because they're being
lined up against the wall.
Especially at the,
dude,
the fact that,
I literally,
there were so many questions
I wanted to ask that I didn't because there's no way I was going to. There were so many questions I wanted to ask
that I didn't because there's no way I was going to.
But one of the questions I wanted to ask
was like, Anthony,
you've been in...
You're in the Hurt Locker?
You've been in...
You've been in like three Marvel movies.
Why are you here?
You've been in the Hurt Locker.
Your role is nothing in this movie.
Why are you in this movie?
How did you say yes to her?
It has to be their existing relationship, right?
Of course.
I have this role.
He's a veteran, so I need someone who's got like presence.
Why did she get?
I would feel, I would be like, if she, I would be like, Catherine, I know we're tight, but.
When she announced the cast.
And then when the ad roll out
and all of the press happen,
my man,
I did not know Anthony Mackie
was in this movie
until he showed up on screen.
Oh, really?
No.
I didn't know that at all.
There was that one poster
of the four heads.
There's that one poster
where he's one of the four heads.
I never saw that poster.
Boyega, Mackie,
Algie Smith,
and Will Poulter.
Okay.
But the trailer that I saw and anything that I knew going into this movie was that John Boyega was in it, Will Poulter okay but the trailer that I saw the trailer that I saw
and like anything that I knew
going into this movie
was that John Boyega was in it
Will Poulter was in it
and I
and it was like
you know this hold up
at the
hotel
but also I thought
I thought it was a lot about
the Detroit riots
more so than it was
I thought it was about
the Detroit riots
but
I just feel like
Anthony Mackie was it
I mean maybe he was on that poster
but I feel
this poster
is what I'm talking about.
Yeah, it's like one,
his head.
Oh, wow.
Okay, yeah.
But if you're saying that they...
But that's not the main poster
that they use.
Well, the other poster
is that sort of detachment
on here.
That's the one I saw.
But Bray, if you said before
that they didn't have...
That one.
They didn't have like
the full...
They didn't know the full...
They didn't know.
You're right.
He might not have known. Like, I would say yes to that that it is a relationship thing it's
like oh yeah oh it's catherine okay all right uh great like oh it's about is it has a message okay
all right they thought it was a movie like all of that together i would be like i would say yes to
that literally no character so here's a question that i have no answer to, okay?
This is my question for you guys, right?
I'm putting aside whether or not she should have made the movie and just looking at her intentions of what she wanted to try to get across,
trying to say, like, this is what's going on now,
place you in the situation, make you understand the terror,
the powerlessness, you know, that distrust of authority,
all that sort of stuff.
Do you think this movie would have been more effective
had she created a story out of
whole cloth or
taken a less
publicized but more recent
incident? Like made a contemporary
film. Right, made a contemporary film and just
said, I'm making a horror movie.
That's a tough thing.
It's a tough thing. I don't know if there's a story there.
But I wonder if the better thing to do is
make a movie that's just about
this type of situation
yeah
and all these things
that we keep on getting to
where well I guess the character can't do that
because we don't know what they did in real life
or I guess the character has to do this
because that's what they did in real life
but we still have these big lingering questions
of why
which the movie's never able to answer
yeah
just make a movie that is just like
this fucking horrifying
standoff, you know?
Yeah, I'll say this.
If the sole
intention was
to
make
the audience feel
like they were
reliving themselves
an experience of police brutality i felt that for sure right
that being said if that's the only thing you're going to do because that that's really the for
me the only thing that was done effectively it is most of the movie yeah but for me it was like
everything else wasn't done effectively what do you get to the court case the problem is that it's
not all the way the problem I think it's summed up
by John Krasinski just walking in.
John Krasinski.
Oh my God.
We haven't talked about John Krasinski.
With half an hour to go where you're like,
oh shit, John Krasinski is just showing up.
That means he's going to have like a whole role.
We're not done.
We're going to have a bunch of courtrooms.
And he's shattering everybody.
Right.
And I guess the reason that she added that was for people to... lines we're gonna have a lunch at court room shattering everybody right and and i guess i
guess the reason that she added that was for people to to she wants it to be like they got
off right you know she wants that injustice so that they feel the injustice today but my thing
is if that's the real goal if the real goal is to change the hearts and minds of people who are not
already advocating for this stuff then you have to do it in a much more
deliberate and obvious way than it was done in this film because for me like you were saying
because and like you're saying because it's a period film i don't think people who don't
understand what's happening today are taking this incident and going i think i can just watch
and you go yeah that's right now
i can hear them right now saying past tense did you see the eric gardner video has nothing to do
like that eric gardner was resisting did you see the other video like did you see the video
those people were resisting oh yes though the boy at ohio like that was tragic but what can you do
he had a toy gun they ran up like they came on him they saw the gun they shot him what do you
want to what do you want them to do it happened in a split second
it's totally different
and all the things today
and the reality is
it is true
it is different
because the stuff
that happens today
usually at least
at least the high profile incidents
that we have videos of
you know what I mean
those incidents are usually because
like these cops are making
these split-second decisions
because they're so fearful for their own life
without even thinking about the life of the person that they're arresting.
Right, and they've been empowered in such an intense way.
In such a way that it's like, hey, if you make a mistake, it's cool.
We all got your back because we know you were just trying to do your best.
Whereas these characters, these cops, we see in the beginning beginning them run a black man down shoot him in
the back so we know that they don't have the best intentions at heart so when they see this when
they see this incident they're like yeah but these cops are different because they weren't fearful of
their life they were just terrorizing them because they were on a power trip the national guard knew
it that's why they left right you know what i mean it's like it's such a completely different thing
that you're what you're the main thing she was trying to do i'm like it doesn't
work with this movie at all like it doesn't work with this incident but it's and it also doesn't
work because she but this is a dramatization of what happened like they had control they could
have they could have made different decisions like the the fact that this begins with like basically everything happens
because jason mistel he says these words they'll never know who's doing this so when they go in
and there are five people in there yeah it could be any one of them right like and then they
terrorize them and it's a horror movie but it could be any one of them to them. So like...
Like there's the grain of probable cause.
The movie weirdly gives them justification.
Yes, because he shoots so many times.
Yeah, somebody in that house did that.
Somebody in that hotel did that thing.
Which gets back to my Hellraiser analogy.
It's like, well, you called out Pinhead.
What do you expect?
John's got to go.
Let's say bye to John.
I got to go. See you, man expect? I gotta go. See you man.
Gerard, go off baby.
Before you leave
this movie gets nothing right?
Oh yeah we had to give it to Helping Dogs.
Yeah this is a crossover episode.
I still would give it a white palm.
Chris Chalk's in it, Amari Cheatham's in it.
It still gave
it put my man on the map
he's gonna get some rolls off of this.
I don't like the movie
but I would still give it
a white palm
what was the last thing
oh man Krasinski
anyway
that haircut
no I don't know
I will say this
I'll say this
after I watched this movie
I was like
I am interested
why she chose this
but I guess it was
because of this
police brutality thing
but there are so many
horrible things
that are on a much larger scale
that like white people have done to black people in this country and i'm just like it's so
interesting the ones that like people bring out you know what i mean because it's also black people
who don't get to pick it so yeah i guess what i'm saying like it's really interesting to be like the
ones that like white filmmakers attach themselves to that. I'm just like, Oh,
that one.
I'm like,
I have a bunch of stories,
but you know,
there was a whole town in Oklahoma.
That was a striving black town that just rate.
Like someone should do a movie.
People just destroyed that entire town.
All right.
Anyway,
that's all I got to say.
Bye.
Hey,
yo,
someone should.
All right.
This is my John.
I theorize that this movie,
I think that you could make this movie into a good movie. I think this was my theory I theorize that this movie I think that you could
make this movie
into a good movie
I think this was
in theory
a movie that she
should have done
I think one simple change
would have made this movie better
what's your watch now
not have the racist
white dude be the lead
like cause to me
it's like again
have them be more anonymous
more like these
people just come in
and you have no idea
who these people are
you just want them
to be like boogeymen
you want them to just be like
that's it cause Poulter looks like a boogeymen. You want them to just be like... That's it.
Because Poulter looks like a boogeyman.
Yeah, but it's so tricky because I feel like, you know,
my family's from the South and I bring this up a lot,
where it's like, you know, if you watch the news,
and this goes for both like CNN, MSNBC, like Fox,
all these networks, they make it seem like
they're such a crazy divide.
And most of the time it's because you don't realize
that a lot of time in these small towns,
people don't interact with one another
right so like we don't get to see like when i go visit my family like there's black they're white
but like they're together so like they they like those groups don't like people in new york or
california because they're taking all the jobs and money so like people don't know that they
actually are united like black and white people we we get like we get the shit together like we're
we're in it together you talked about that in your Beast of Southern Wildness. Yeah, it's just like we're all the same thing.
So to me, if you feel the need to help people understand
why these atrocities are happening to African Americans,
paint them as, this is so dumb,
but make us seem, because we are, as humanistic as possible.
Show us what our family, show them in love.
Show that guy who eventually dies,
show him really have a moment with that white girl
like show him like we we have these loving moments we are real people said when atrocities do happen
to us it has more weight to it not just victims you can feel sorry you can feel like oh my god i
would never want this to happen again i wouldn't look out for it i won't be able to sit there and
say oh i'm not like that sure you know my thought i had watching it was i felt like boyega was the
character that was sort of would have been the smartest one to pin the real kind of narrative story on and make it from his perspective.
I think you shouldn't know anything about the fucking cops.
I agree.
I think they should just be forces of evil.
But I also had this thought at one point because I was just playing this game of like, okay, how would I fix this?
Would this work?
Would this work?
What are the ways to refocus or restructure this movie?
And this one thought I had was, if you started the movie with the police walking through the door, right?
Here they are at the Algiers Motel.
Here we have a group of people lined up against a wall.
Here we have a group of people with guns.
And you just do this Catherine Bigelow, like, edgier C, white knuckle fucking terror thing.
But the movie is, no context prior to that
the story ends when they leave that room
but you flash out of that to each
of them. To their lives!
Show me their lives!
And you just go like here's a story that's going to be
reduced to a bunch of victims
and a bunch of perpetrators
but let's flash out of this
to give you senses of just their
everyday fucking
how they got here
because the movie doesn't do that at all
no it doesn't
no it doesn't not
no it doesn't not do that at all
it does that for some characters
I think they do it with the
Algie Smith character
but it's such a big swing
of a narrative
of like this is what made him
give up music
right sure sure
it's through one specific prism
which is just his career
this whole article
you can read it
about how he knows you know he met that guy and that was what connected. This whole article you can read it about how he knows
he met that guy
and that was what
connected him to the story.
You can find it on
I think it was
a New York magazine
or whatever.
One quick thing
about that character
is that yeah
they show him as like
I don't even think
they make him honorable
until the end of this movie
because when you first see him
his friend seems like
the honorable one
because he's like
I gotta get bread.
I have to get bread.
Right?
Then all of a sudden
the riot is happening
they need to get out
he has his moment of song and dance,
which is great,
which is beautiful.
Sure.
The next moment they get out of here,
they go back.
He's kind of super selfish again.
You see a lot of more like being nice to him in the moment.
The moment those white girls show up,
he instantly becomes a black predator.
He literally becomes,
he literally becomes at that point,
the thing that they show in birth of a nation to think of like,
Oh,
he sees a white woman. Oh, he's got to go. Like he instantly goes into that point the thing that they show in birth of a nation to think of like oh he sees a white woman oh he's gotta go like sure instantly goes into that moment
even so much so when they go to that other house where everything goes down that he just starts
making out with her like legit and that's supposed to be the guy i feel like you're in a room of like
20 other people without really even talking to her that much you you gave him that kind of thing
where like you almost made him more of a villain than this cop who shot somebody in the back because they ran away from stealing food.
Yeah.
I don't know, guys.
I'm just going to say something controversial real quick because I feel like I have to say it.
But I don't hate that they went into Will Poulter's story in the way that they did.
I agree.
I really don't.
And here's why.
He's a monster.
And I really think that the movie paints him as a monster.
And I think that the more we hear the reasons that he's doing these things,
the more he seems like a monster.
I think the crime of the movie. Yeah, I think if you make these characters anonymous,
then you can more easily dismiss them.
Yes, and the crime of this movie is that we see him in his most monstrous,
after everything that he's done,
shoot Jacob Lattimore in cold blood.
Which I find to be the most effective scene in the movie.
But we have no idea who Jacob Lattimore is.
Which sucks.
And that is the crime.
It's not that they went into his backstory
and we got to see him thinking thinking that he's thinking that like because
we're not killing them he's doing the right thing no he's he's evil and then after all of this
he does his best to just get off so like he's a he's a he is a villain and he is more of a villain
because they didn't at the end yeah exactly because Because they didn't just make him like a faceless sort of like villain character throughout.
Like going into that was good.
But you want every other character to have that level of detail.
It's unbalanced.
Yeah, it's very unbalanced.
Yes.
You're right.
I want to stick up for John Boyega.
It's the Brit in the room. Sorry. I know. I'm just sorry. I just want to talk because I can Boyega as the Brit in the room
sorry
I'm just sorry
I grew up in Britain where police brutality
is a big issue too
I'm not really one who can talk about it
but he has talked about it
it's interesting hearing him talk about it
talked about the Rashad Charles incident
which is a really recent terrible
incident where a black kid
in London was restrained for
no reason and died you know like same the same shit does kind of happen the difference is uk
cops don't have guns and so that obviously that changes the scenario and obviously the american
in the you know it's a very particular it's a very tough conversation because of course everyone
knows this summer this whole thing happened with Sam Jackson. And I agree.
Black people all over the world deal with the same thing.
It's just that for some reason, when it comes to American Hollywood movies, we are never given a chance to tell the story.
The other weird thing is Will Poulter is also British.
The two extensible leads to this movie are British.
I was thinking about that, too.
And I was like,
are they doing that
to sort of,
are we supposed to now
distance ourselves?
I assume she just thought
like these are good actors,
I want to use them,
but like it is a little weird
that the two main characters
are played by British actors.
I don't know.
It is strange.
Especially because
the poacher's doing
that very affected accent.
He's doing the drawl. And I want to make sure I don't clarify it because strange especially because Will Poulter's doing that very affected accent you know like he's doing this
and I want to make sure
I don't get clarified
because I feel like
you know we get famous
this episode
this episode
I mean I've got a couple
but I'm trying to clarify
all the ones
but I know it's going
to come back to get me
don't worry
Chris does the same thing
I do it every single episode
but I feel like
there is a thing
where it's like
you know
there are certain things
that I
I think that it would be different if we
just had a chance so we we saw what it would be like if a black guy got to play a certain part
that is inherently something that we deal with every day yeah i'm just curious to know what it
would look like and and i think that like it was a mistake to to only give pieces of the script or have actors, have your biggest source of black input in the movie
not have an understanding of what the whole thing was.
The larger thing they were saying.
Because I feel like there would have been a lot,
there would have been pushback,
there would have been character input,
all kinds of stuff that we didn't get.
But I feel like the three of us are actors, right?
You famous, though.
You famous, though.
The three of us are actors, but you're the famous.
You famous, though.
Come on.
You're in my subway station.
Yeah.
Every day I get on.
You're at the airport.
I was at the Toronto Film Festival.
He went for lunch.
At the Toronto Film Festival in the Scotiabank,
where we see all the movies
they play three trailers
on a loop
it was like
Flatliners
The Tick
there was a third one
so I watched you
over and over again
your face is like
this is not
he's not into this
I'm sorry
the opposite of what
sorry
let me restate
okay
draw
James
the three of us
are the three finest actors
of our generation
I love this this is known this is known we are the three finest actors of our generation I love this
this is known
we are the three finest actors of our generation
I love this
you want to be able to play parts that are outside of you
you want to be able to get the chance to play circumstances
that are different than what you have lived through
but I also think
sometimes you see performances
where you're just like wow
that is such a specific moment that clearly
could only be realized by someone who has felt that has lived through that things that are very
very and i think you put it so well that shift you feel in physical tension when a cop's around
right yeah that's something that i i think is, it's a tiny, innate, behavioral moment
that would speak volumes
if you saw that depicted on screen.
And that's like, not to get lofty about it,
but the power of movies
where you're able to put a microscope
on these little things
and make other people understand them
for the first time.
And there are things where it's like,
look, you can't say that a British person
can ever play an American person.
This or that.
But for certain stories-
No one's saying that.
I want to be clear.
I just wanted to at least
point out what I was talking about.
Thank you. Thank you. Please. I'm not saying it.
Thank you. But it is, you know,
certainly with certain stories and certainly
the bigger conversation is just, as you said,
like, why do Americans never get to tell those
stories? Like, that's the biggest thing. And you want
to see people get those chances.
We should wrap up. We should wrap up. Two things I want to see people get those chances um we should wrap up I should
two things I want to do
just because it's time
that was one thank you
for it so much thank you
so much we've had five
people in the studio
obviously Ben hasn't
really but Ben did you
even see the movie no
yeah cool just wanted to
get that in there we
started this miniseries
and Ben was like you
know Detroit it's only
gonna be playing for
like another week it's
really hard because Detroit vanished from theaters very fast very quick and Ben was like, you know, Detroit, it's only going to be playing for like another week. It's bombed really hard.
Detroit vanished from theaters
pretty fast.
Very quick.
And we were like,
definitively,
Ben,
you do not need to see this.
Being in the room
and hearing you guys talk about it,
I'm really glad
because it sounds like
everyone's really angry.
You would have been furious.
Yeah,
I mean,
I want to play a box office game.
That's the other thing.
Okay.
So this,
if you guys want to join in on this
because we rarely do this.
It's pretty recent.
Talking in limited release, it was July 28th.
Should we do the limited or should we do the wide?
Let's do the wide weekend.
Okay, so the wide weekend is the next weekend.
That's when it expands to 3,000 theaters,
which is crazy.
After one week in like 20 theaters.
The other crazy thing about this movie is
Annapurna had just been a production company
and this was their first attempt at releasing.
We are a studio.
This movie cost $34 million to make.
It grossed $16 million.
I guess it's still technically in theaters.
Domestically, $16 million.
It has not been released
outside of the country yet.
Wow,
really?
Yeah.
Well,
releasing this movie in August was bold.
This is not a summer movie per se.
I thought they would have made it like an Oscar.
I thought they went for...
They were though.
That's why it's so weird
that they released it in August.
Like usually this is a movie,
right?
You release this in like October,
November,
you know,
Oscar season, trying to get buzz, you know, all that crap. Maybe you expand a movie, right, you release this in October, November, Oscar season, trying to get
buzz, all that crap. Maybe you
expand it slowly. Instead, one
week, limited release, then wide release.
And they talked about it like, we're trying to have
our cake in here too. We think this can be a big
box office play that then will last through the Oscar season.
And there's something admirable about that.
Especially if this is a better movie, but
being like, no, no, we're not going to play
the little sort of like, oh no, it's a prestige movie. This is a movie everyone, no, we're not going to play the little sort of like,
oh, no, it's a prestige movie.
This is a movie everyone should see, so we're going to put it everywhere.
Right?
There is something to admire about it, but it didn't work for this movie.
Absolutely not.
It opens, so it expands to number eight.
So it's not in the top five.
Yeah.
Wow.
So we're going to guess the top five.
That's the box office game.
And makes seven opening weekend?
It makes $7.1 million dollars
yeah
in its wide weekend
and this is
in August
this is August 4th
2017
number one is a movie
starring an actor of color
I just want to point out
one more thing
August
this year was like
the worst August
the deadest month
like they didn't have
competition
if this movie was clicking
this movie would have played
and it made two times
its opening weekend, essentially.
A little over two times.
Right.
Number one is,
it's a new movie.
It stars an extra color.
I saw it.
I had a good time.
It's not good.
Is it the bodyguard?
The bodyguard?
It's not the hitman's bodyguard,
which comes out
maybe a week or two later.
It's a franchise play.
It's the Dark Tower.
It's sort of a genre movie.
It's the Dark Tower.
Oh, it's the Dark Tower.
I almost said that. 19.1 million. Okay. I'll let you take the next one, James. Let's play. It's sort of a genre movie. It's The Dark Tower. 19.1 million.
I'll let you take the next one, James.
Let's play.
James has removed his gloves.
Did you guys see The Dark Tower?
Did you do an episode of The Dark Tower?
We did.
The Dark Tower.
I was an avid reader of the books.
I like the books too.
I knew going into it that it just wasn't deleted,
that movie.
I knew it was that little boy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean,
that's not my favorite.
That little boy
had every talking line
in the trailer.
I wish it ended
in that movie
as it does for the little boy
in the first Dark Tower book.
Yep.
I think that would have been
but I mean,
I can see a studio being like,
uh,
we're going to keep this child.
Where the kid just dies?
He just keeps going?
He just leaves him?
He just dies?
He just walks away?
Anyway, number two is kind of the out-of-the-box hit of the summer that is still probably the
best picture frontrunner.
Dunkirk.
Dunkirk.
Okay.
I haven't seen it.
Is it good?
It's good and it's worth seeing in a theater for sure.
Dunkirk.
What do you got? James, what do you think?
No, I didn't see it.
Oh, you didn't see it.
I thought I was looking for opinions.
No, I have no opinion.
It's a good movie.
Nice trailers.
Yeah, it is a good trailer.
Great ad campaign.
Good ad campaign.
Number three is just another huge front runner for Best Picture.
Animated film.
You're saying this facetiously.
I'm saying it facetiously.
It's not Despicable Me 3.
Oh, no.
It's Emojis.
The Emoji movie.
Emoji movie.
One of the worst review movies ever.
The Emoji movie, which was, to America's credit, not really a big hit.
$84 million.
It did okay.
The fact it made $84 million is insane.
Right.
But they were thinking.
Thank God it didn't make $200 million.
Put it this way. I'm like, it was was bad but it could have been a lot worse.
It underperformed relative to the Angry Birds movie.
You know what I'm saying?
They wanted more from this movie.
Angry Birds crossed 100.
It flew past it.
It loaded up in its slingshot and it flew past 100.
You and John.
Angry Birds
made 107.
Okay.
Number four is definitely one of the breakout hits of the summer.
Also starring actors of color.
Great movie.
Oh, Girl Strip.
Girl Strip.
Girl Strip.
The most profitable movie of 2017.
Girl Strip, which is a movie that cost $19 million to make,
has made $114 domestic.
How much?
Get Out made a lot of money, too.
Get Out made a ton of money. You're right. Get Out a lot of money too. Get Out made a ton of money.
You're right. Get Out only
cost like $5 million. Get Out cost
less than $5 and it made $175
domestic. Blumhouse this year has done
crazy numbers. You're right.
Not only is Get Out the most profitable movie of the year,
Get Out is one of the five most profitable movies in history.
Split did very well.
Split did really well. Those are
two universal movies
that cost nothing
to make
nothing
those two movies
combined cost
under 10 million dollars
and made over half a billion
Bloomfield had a great year
he should make
fucking every movie
everyone should let him
make every movie
Bloomfield had a great year
he's kind of a character
in Home Again
Jason Blum
really
I mean like
is he
a character that's
obviously supposed to be him
not the main
young kid is it
no no no
wait is he actually in it?
no
it's just obvious
this character
you know
Home Again is one of those movies
where it's about a struggling
screenwriter
oh is it?
yeah
and it's like clearly
the woman writing
her life 10 years earlier
every time we pitch
I don't know about 10 years earlier
she's 29 years old
really?
yeah man
so then why is
okay
every time we pitch movies
or shows
and we have Hollywood in it
they tell us no one cares about Hollywood movies and then and we have hollywood in it they tell us
no one cares about hollywood movies and then we're like what about these movies and they're like can
y'all do that black thing for a whole season and i'm like well okay well yes how many times
seven seasons okay all right so i'll let you put my head down every time
sorry go ahead number five number five yeah also starring an actor of color
wow
it's a thriller
I think it was made
like a while ago
finally came out
is it
is it Kidnap
with Halle Berry
it's Kidnap
oh wow
that's a movie
that already doesn't exist
wow
considering that that movie
basically doesn't exist
yeah
got terrible reviews
was supposed to be released
three years earlier
came out posters and everything that was a Relativity bankruptcy movie yeah still made 30 million that that movie basically doesn't exist and got terrible reviews. It was supposed to be released three years earlier. There were posters
and everything.
That was a Relativity
bankruptcy movie.
It still made $30 million
on a $20 million budget.
But we already
forgot it existed.
People rent it.
I don't know.
Kidnapped.
Is that like her
Taken?
Is she like
fighting people?
And they made it
right after Taken
and it took this long
to come out.
What?
You should have
took the Taken.
Yeah.
Going to Taken. Because she hadn't been in out. What? You should have took the Taken. Yeah. Going to Taken with her.
Because she hadn't been
in a movie
since X-Men Days of Future Past
which she's barely in.
So like her last
like starring role
is The Call
from 2013.
Which is the same movie.
Which is a pretty similar movie.
She is in Kingsman
this year.
Which I just
I just saw it
two days ago.
I mean she's in it.
She's in it.
She's not giving much. She's Ginger Ale. Ginger it. She's in it. She's not giving much.
She's Ginger Ale.
Ginger Ale is kind of in it.
She's behind the desk.
You know what?
Maybe in the sequel,
she may have something to do
if she is in the sequel.
Which Kingsman 2 does a lot of that.
Like, well, this will actually
let them do something in the next movie.
They straight up admitted
they were like, yeah,
Channing Tatum was going to be
the Pedro Pascal role.
And then he was busy.
That role is supposed to be the best guy. So we just had to put him on ice. Right. They wrote going to be the Pedro Pascal role and then he was busy. That role is supposed to be this guy.
We just had to put him on ice.
They wrote that to be one character
and then he was like, oh, I booked something else.
A vacation with my family.
Can you put me literally on ice
for the majority of this film?
That's the top five.
Guys, you know what?
I will say this though.
I don't listen to podcasts you guys are the only ones
I listen to
so you should feel good
about that
that's great
I literally listen
to no other ones
because they usually
annoy the hell out of me
even though we have our own
but
I usually never listen
because I'm like
you listen to your own podcast
I don't like hearing my voice
I hate
I hate my voice
I only listen to it
when people get offended
specifically
you have a problem
with the resonance
of your voice
it's not even what you say.
You dislike the tonality of your own voice.
I will go back.
I think you've got a great voice.
I will go back to someone who says,
you offended me.
I will go back and listen to it.
And I'm like, all right, you know what?
Maybe this was out of line.
Or I will try to.
But people call me out all the time.
So I will go back and like.
I do the same thing.
I mean, I don't get called out.
I get a lot of hate, just generally.
But then I go back and listen to it. The internet's so great. I'm out I get a lot of hate just generally but then I go back
and listen to it
and I
I'm in pain
for a lot of reasons
they don't like
what I'm saying
and I don't like
how I'm saying it
sure
you want to
you want to argue with them
you're like
I also dislike
listening to me
for different reasons
if you wrote out
what I'm saying
I would agree with it
I would agree with that
I would stand behind can I ask agree with that I would stand behind
can I ask you a question
though before I leave
please
now that you're famous
yeah
this is like
legit question
we're gonna wrap up here
we haven't even done
our big ol' rankings though
we'll do that
let's do that on
our family episode
okay
yeah
I'm sorry
no we get right
we get right
I think
we'll just do it later
that'll be real
do you like
having a podcast
you guys critique movies
and stuff
do you ever feel like
you, like,
can't say certain things?
It's very bizarre.
I mean, I've told this story before,
but, you know,
I knew Ben
because we did a podcast
for the Chris Gethard Show,
like a recap podcast,
and that went on for a couple years
and then we stopped doing it.
And I really wanted to do
another podcast
and I was talking to my agents
about it
and they were like,
well, you shouldn't do a podcast
about movies
because you're going to share all your opinions
and it would probably be bad.
Like, that's clearly the thing
you have the most to say about,
but it would probably be bad for your career.
And then I started doing this,
and when I started doing the show,
I, like, I'd gotten fired off of Mulaney.
I was, like, being given nothing to do on vinyl,
which seemed like a sinking ship,
and I was like, yeah,
this might not be going anywhere.
I might just double down on like stand
up and doing this podcast and not try
to really be like getting hired by big
production so who gives a shit and then this
podcast has been like charting the arc
of me actually getting like some
modicum of like
under my feet but I've
tried to not like pull
punches in that way the way
I always justify it and i feel like
i i certainly feel this kinship with you because i hear you say stuff on your podcast where i'm like
i love that he's not holding back right despite the fact that he's trying to work in this industry
which is my basic philosophy but it's like if you really feel that strongly against something
you would be lying to yourself if you then went in and like
said like oh it's a it's an honor and a privilege and tried to work for them you know like the
directors that i shit on on this podcast i would feel like a bullshit artist if i was hired by them
to be in their movie even if i hadn't said that stuff on mike yeah that's sort of my rationalization
you're gonna get cast in like a Trevor
I know I'm probably
this is going to bite me in the ass someday but that's my rationalization
I say the same thing all the time
I literally go like one of these days this is going to come back to get me
and the thing with that though
is like Trevor knows that people don't like some of his movies
right well does he
I'm sure he knows
now he knows
I don't know if he knew
he had to know that Jurassic World was polarizing I'm sure he knows now. He knows now. I don't know if he knew. I mean, not before Star Wars.
He had to know that Jurassic World was polarizing.
No.
He did because he had defended things.
People would ask him, why did you do this?
So he would defend it.
So I guess he knew a little bit.
But I think he thought the book of Henry was going to be a hit.
Do you know what I think, though?
And I feel like I'm always lying to myself,
but I repeat this to myself all the time.
It's like the justification for like,
stand,
you know,
by,
by your,
your opinions,
you know,
like speak openly on the podcast,
share your thoughts is like,
yeah,
maybe it'll cost me a couple of jobs,
but someday it's going to get me the job that matters.
Yeah.
I imagine like Spielberg's going to call and be like,
so first of all,
I love blank check.
And I'm like,
there we go.
I think that's what drives guys
like you and I
to be like,
the one person you actually respect
is going to be like,
I'm hiring you
because you said that movie was bad.
Spielberg calls.
I mean,
honestly,
I would die.
What's up?
What's up, Spielberg?
Guys,
we got to wrap up.
I'm sorry to push it.
No, no, no.
Ben's got to go to the car.
Ben,
we care about what's happening. Ben's got to go to the chiropractor. Ben, we care about what's happening to your body.
Ben's got to get his back.
James has to coach.
I do.
We're all very, very busy.
I'm going to go walk in the park.
I'm probably going to get a bagel.
I might get a bagel too.
Yeah, let's take a walk.
But thank you so much for being on the show.
I have a bunch of listeners in Hollywood if they aren't already.
Please do.
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Ben looks like he has
something to say.
Tune in next week
for our episode
on Justice League.
That's right.
Oh, next week
will be Justice League.
Next week we're doing
Justice League
so we can talk about it then.
We're recording these in advance.
We'll do the Bigelow one there.
Y'all doing Justice League?
Yeah.
They won't let me do it
because, you know,
Cyborg's not the lead.
He's not the lead character.
If y'all want
a Batman aficionado,
I'm just saying.
Maybe we'll bring you back here
in two months
from when we're recording
this episode
that will then actually
be released next week.
Good call, Ben.
Good call.
Setting that out.
Justice League is next.
And Happy Thanksgiving.
And Happy Thanksgiving.
Because this is coming out around Thanksgiving.
Wow, Happy Thanksgiving.
We're looking far into the future.
Having this fun.
Who knows what secrets will be held for us in that world.
And as always, Hancock's a good movie.
Oh, yeah.
I mean it.
I stand by that.
100% Hancock's a good movie. Oh, yeah. I mean it. I stand by that. 100% Hancock's a good movie.
Flowers are my game.
Doesn't make any sense.
Well, that's just, I mean, what?
You're a candy guy or a flower guy?
Candyman's my last name.
Okay.
That was the name they picked at Ellis Island.
We were Candymanowski.
And then my great-great-grandparents picked Candyman.
Don't hold my name against me.
It's not like I fucking chose it.
I'm sorry.
I get defensive because I care about flowers,
and everyone thinks I'm coming with candy, and I'm not.
I'm Dan Candyman, and I love flowers.
I'm a pro for flowers.
Sure.
Tell us more about yourself, Mr. Candyman.
Well, look.
You ask me.
This is the worst. but look you're laughing to my face I'm a professional here I'm a pro flower man you are my name is Dane Candyman I demand to be taken seriously
we have to do this again.
This is insane.
Why are you laughing to my face?
I gotta call it quits.
This is nuts.
This is not okay.
I just came up with our breakthrough character.
We're gonna sell a
Dane Candyman animated series.
Okay, ready?
I'm ready.
Are we gonna be professional about it this time?
Yeah. Are we gonna behave ourselves? Probably. Cause I ready? I'm ready. Are we going to be professional about it this time? Yeah.
Are we going to behave ourselves? Probably.
Because I came here to sell flowers and I'm going to do a fucking addery.
Stop swearing.
Okay, ready? Yep.
Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong.
Oh, can you get that, Ben? I actually
ordered delivery. Oh, okay. Yeah, sorry.
Sorry. Hi, how's it going?
Who can plant a root?
delivery. Oh, okay. Yeah, sorry.
How's it going? Who can plant a root?
All that shit about being
professional.
Okay.
Okay. I'm going to be very
serious this time.
Jesus. Jesus.
What a situation.
Ding dong. Ding dong. Ding dong.
Ding dong.
Guys.
Guys.
I didn't see his face.
You should have said the first time we had something good going.
Oh, God. You should have started the first time we had something good going. Okay.
Oh, God.
His face is just full of tears.
The way I looked at him, I wasn't prepared for that.
Okay, don't look at Ben.
No, I'll look at him.
It's fine.
Okay, ready?
Yep.
Dude, chill out.
Oh, God.
Killing me.
And you're telling me this isn't a good bit.
Look at how...
I'm going to make fucking Candyman t-shirts.
Okay.
All right.