Blank Check with Griffin & David - The Hurt Locker with Sonia Saraiya
Episode Date: November 5, 2017Sonia Saraiya (Variety) joins Griffin and David to discuss 2008’s bomb action-drama, The Hurt Locker. But will filming in 120 degree desert heat affect a production? How does this movie score with a...udiences and critics for its portrayal of the Iraq War? What about the cinematography helps to convey the feeling of being in combat? Together they discuss the significance of Bigelow winning for Best Picture, Jeremy Renner’s career and the difficulty of putting a straw into a Capri Sun.
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there's enough bang in there to send us all to Jesus. If I'm going to die, I want to die podcasting.
Great.
Comfortable?
Is that the line?
Comfortable, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Great.
Hello, everybody.
My name is Griffin Newman.
Just drinking your pink coffee.
Pow.
I just shit my pants.
I'm David Sims.
This is our ASMR episode.
Lock the gates. This is our ASMR episode. Lock the gates.
This is a Criterion edition of John Tucker Must Die.
All right, all right.
Turn up the volume.
What would happen if I just put that up right now?
It would get louder.
Okay.
You know I've gotten that complaint before that our podcast isn't loud enough?
Yeah.
Sometimes our voices drop out a little bit because we like to go small.
That's because you start the show off by going, podcast.
Hey, Ben, Ben, Ben, watch the mic.
Watch the mic.
You go up there.
You go.
What do you think is going to happen?
Anyway, sorry.
Hey, Ben.
Making him so mad.
Who are your guys?
Yeah, welcome to Blank Check with Griffin and David.
I remember Damon Wayans saying,
tonight I'm just going to do a jazz set.
This is his favorite Marc Maron thing to remember.
I don't even remember it.
Has he said it many times?
He says it a lot.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
What's wrong with me?
It's really interesting to watch Griffin prepare to say something idiotic.
Yeah, right.
It's sort of you see his wheels click.
Yeah, exactly.
The gears turning.
What the fuckstables?
All right.
All right.
Come on.
Hello, blankies.
Blankorekans.
No, don't.
We do have.
No, we have.
This is. I mean, it'll be too late by the time we record this.
Let's get into the episode.
We do have a listener in Puerto Rico who posted to our Reddit that we're the thing keeping him sane right now.
Which I was like, very appreciative of, but I also was immediately like, can we help in any more concrete way?
I'm glad the podcast is helping you like stay sane.
But also we can send you pasta.
Right.
Is there any?
Anyway.
Boy, that was a little jarring.
But this episode goes out to him.
I believe his username is ilaffalone.
I don't know what his real name is.
I only know him by his username, ilaffalone.
He's our Blink-a-Rican.
Yeah.
This is a podcast called Blink Check.
We're hashtag the two friends. Yep. We is a podcast called Blank Check. Mm-hmm.
We're hashtag the two friends.
Yep.
We are connoisseurs
of contest.
What?
We are contest
of connoisseurs.
Jesus Christ.
How long is this
going to take you guys?
Two hours.
We are contest
of champions.
We are connoisseurs
of context, I guess.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
And this is a podcast about filmographies.
That is true.
Directors who had massive success early on in their career in which they issued a series of blank checks.
Sometimes the check's clear and sometimes they bounce, baby.
That's right.
I didn't realize that Catherine Bigelow had been granted a blank check.
Her two obvious blank checks, Griffin, do you agree with me?
Strange Days in Zero Dark Thirty?
Yeah.
I think Detroit also qualifies as a blank check movie.
Yeah, for sure.
For sure.
I wonder how much that cost.
Check bounced.
But that was...
It wasn't that expensive.
$34 million.
Still, you know.
But, I mean, that was...
She had complete control over that.
That was Megan Ellison just writing her check.
That's true.
That's true.
Strange Days is her very obvious blank check movie.
She's less blank check-y
than... It's a good sci-fi movie from the mid-90s.
The other directors we've covered. Yeah, I feel like
her checks have always been more
conditional. A little more.
She was also the first woman
to get $100 million for a movie. That's another
thing. I mean, she crosses these weird...
K-19, The Widowmaker. And submarines.
And first woman
to win an Oscar
for best
director
for this movie
for this fucking movie
we're talking about
today
a historic movie
a best picture
winner
true how many best picture
winners have we discussed
on this podcast
two
go on
this and Titanic
Titanic
is that it
I guess that's it
right
yeah
pro nominated no no you're right you're right you're right Sixth Sense was numbed Titanic? Titanic. Is that it? I guess that's it. Right? Yeah. Yeah.
Crow nominated.
No, no, you're right. You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
Sixth Sense was numbed.
Okay, wait, but I have two questions.
Also, you guys haven't introduced me.
Do you want me to introduce myself?
I always like the guests to talk a little bit before we introduce them.
Oh.
That's my thing.
My sincere bad.
I was like, we're killing it right now.
I'm killing it right now.
We're killing it.
I'm killing it right now.
That's all you need to know about me.
I, okay, so I have two questions
one how much did
The Hurt Locker cost to make
15 million dollars
so that's not much of a blank check
this was not a blank check
this was not
this was a scrape money together
any which way you can
and make this little movie
kind of movie
but this is
so I was telling
because she was in the wilderness
for this movie
but this movie becomes a guarantor for her
this allows her to get issued a couple checks in a row.
It's fucking good for her.
I love this movie, and I love her winning for this movie,
and I want to tell a small story.
Well, I'm going to keep telling the story.
It's what happens.
Carry on.
So I just rewatched it, right?
So I watched it when it first came out,
and then I rewatched it with my sister.
Had you seen it in between?
No.
Same here.
Okay.
Same here.
This is only the second time I watched it.
And my sister is not someone I can get to watch movies with me all the time.
She doesn't like watch things just because they exist.
You know, that's not her thing.
But she just started working at the VA.
She's a psychology grad student.
She's an extern there.
She now has patients.
She has people that she provides therapy for.
Some of them are Vietnam vets.
Some of them are from Iraq and Afghanistan,
all over the place.
Some of them are just like
they were stationed at the DMZ
and they now need like help.
And I got her to see the movie
for this reason
and she didn't know
a woman had directed it.
And so at the end,
I like in my defense,
You blew her mind.
I fucking told her like four times
that Catherine Bigelow
won an Oscar for it,
but I don't think she realized that Catherine Bigelow was a woman.
Was she a costume designer?
No, seriously.
Great costumes in this movie.
And then at the end she was like, oh, like a woman directed it.
And I was like, fucking yeah, man, a woman directed it.
And that's one of the reasons it's so fucking good.
I have a very similar story, and it's the thing that I always think of with this movie.
But I went to go see it with Sophie Fader,
my best friend, often invoked on the show.
Great person.
I don't know her.
You'll meet her someday.
I'm sure she's fine.
She's a friend of mine.
Everyone should be friends with each other.
We're the two friends,
but everyone else can be friends
as long as they're fine
landing outside of that tight circle.
But during the scene
where they're drawing the targets on each
other's chest and punching each other after they've
been wrestling on the floor in their quarters,
Sophie turned to me and
said, this was opening
weekend, Sunshine Theater.
She turned to me and said, this is the
most masculine movie I've ever seen.
And I said, it was directed by a woman.
And she went, ha ha ha, okay. No, seriously, it was directed by a woman. And she went, ha, ha, ha, okay.
No, seriously,
it was directed by a woman.
And she went,
ha, ha, ha.
And I went,
no, honestly,
it was directed by a woman.
She went,
I'm trying to watch the movie.
Right, right, right.
Enough with the jokes.
And then when it got to the end,
she went,
wait, it's actually directed.
Like, she couldn't believe
that that was the case.
And especially at this moment
because she hadn't made a movie
in six years, five years?
Five years. Six years. Five years, six years.
Six years.
Six years, and the two before this had been big flops.
Right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What were the ones before?
The two before were The Weight of Water,
which was shot in 2000,
festivaled in 2000,
not released until 2002,
and K-19 The Widowmaker,
of course the namesake for this miniseries,
Pod 19 The Widowcast, of course the namesake for this miniseries, Pod 19 The Widowcast,
which also came out in 2002.
And those two movies bombed really fucking hard.
Do you guys have podcast widows?
That's such a bummer.
Podcast The Widow, whatever.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, yes, The Widowcaster.
But in between, she did make a TV show,
we should mention.
Starring.
We'll get to that.
Starring.
Remind me.
Who's the star?
Jim Belushi.
Whoa,
really?
No,
that's Wild Palms,
right?
Oh,
Wild Palms,
the miniseries,
yes.
Yeah,
we're,
no,
I'm talking about the inside,
which is how she,
which she got fired off of.
I know,
but that's how she gets to,
to the script.
Okay,
yes,
but she did get fired off of that.
But I just think we should connect the dots
because for some reason,
Jim Belushi has come up
almost every single episode
of this miniseries and seemed off topic.
And that was going through the filmography and Wild Palms, a miniseries that she directed a part of, starred Jim Belushi.
So guess what?
All those Jimbo references on topic.
I agreed.
I just remember I read an interview with her once where she was like, look, I wasn't like dead.
It's not like I was not allowed to make movies.
I did work on this TV show, and that kind of didn't happen for me.
She directed episodic stuff.
I think she did a documentary.
She was sort of floating around is all she's saying,
rather than, like, it wasn't like I had to, like,
break the door back down to get back into the industry.
But, yeah, she had been gone for a little while,
and she definitely, it had been a long time since she'd made a hit movie.
Mm-hmm.
Basically, 15 plus years.
Yes.
Because Strange Days was also not a hit.
So, yeah.
The Hurt Locker.
Have you introduced our guest?
No.
Our guest has,
a great friend of ours,
but hasn't been on since the Star Wars days.
Oh, it's a good episode.
It's because you guys don't like me very much.
That is not true.
We're just pretending.
We're just pretending we're friends. It's fine. It's fine. There were a couple that you were almost on. My pain about it, it's a good episode. It's because you guys don't like me very much. That is not true. We're just pretending
we're friends.
It's fine.
It's fine.
There were a couple
that you were almost on.
My pain about it,
it's going in the heart locker.
There were a couple
you were almost on.
I remember...
Oh my God, thank you.
No, no, no.
But I feel like there were
a couple times
where it was floated out
to have you on episodes
and then it didn't work out
for scheduling.
Yeah, we wanted you
on Catch Me If You Can,
actually.
I remember that.
See, I'm not making this up.
There were times that we were talking about. But, You Can, actually. I remember that. See, I'm not making this up. There were times
that we were talking about.
But, you know, yeah.
And you were going to be
on the Michael Bay series
that we do not speak of.
Right.
Wait, is that not
happening anymore?
It may happen one day.
Well, it was supposed
to happen five months ago.
Guys, get me on
to talk about the island.
I have so many feelings
about the island.
It's unreal.
Everyone wants to
talk the island.
That was the hottest one.
I think because it's the weirdest movie he's ever made. Alex Ross Perry wants to talk the island that was the hottest one i think because
it's the weirdest movie he's ever made alex ross perry wants to talk the island oh no i have
competition what if we have 12 guests on our we're not doing michael bay anytime that would actually
be really funny by the way we're doing michael bay next if you're listening we're doing michael
you said their names bleep it out then
bleep it out, Ben.
Bleep it out.
As a rival.
All right, we're not going to talk about them.
We're going to talk about the Hurt Locker.
Of course, we're talking about cereal.
Come at us, cereal.
Don't bleep that out.
Yeah, yeah, leave that in.
Leave that one in.
Bleep the first one out.
Cereal.
Also twisted, also fingered.
Do you still even have that one?
Yeah.
Sorry, Sonia.
We've been real silly.
No, it's fine. Our guest today is a writer for Variety.
Damn right.
TV critic at Variety.
Right.
And, you know, analyze the broken heart of Anakin Skywalker on Revenge of the Podcast.
And Padme Amidala.
That was a great episode.
They're two broken hearts.
They're broken hearts.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That meant a lot to me,
you guys.
Anakin, you're breaking my heart.
Right.
It was that episode.
Yep.
It's a good episode.
It's crucial.
A good friend,
Sonia Soraya,
thank you so much
for coming back on the show.
Oh my God,
thank you guys so much
for having me.
It's really great to be here.
Really excited. have you.
I just, it was when we were talking Bigelow and we were like, and I was like, I had this
vague notion.
I was like, Sonia might really like the Hurt Locker.
Like it was sort of just like lodged back in my head somewhere.
I feel like if I've ever mentioned something to you in the past like six years of our friendship,
you remember it.
It might be like floating in my brain.
Right, right, right.
No, so that makes sense to me.
And the two of you used to podcast together.
We did, although I don't know that we ever talked about the Hurt Locker or anything like that.
Not that I can remember, but maybe we did.
It's mostly because David's brain is everything.
I kind of like to sometimes when we're like in gatherings with other people.
David's brain is everything.
No, there's everything is in there.
Sure.
Like I'll be like randomly, I'll like call to him across the room,
David, what was the 2003 winner for best picture
and he'll like just say it
and everyone around me
is like oh my god
I didn't know David
could do that
and I'm like you guys
this is why you're
friends with David.
Yeah it's a
I did do a game
once at a party
I remember where
I could name the first
and not the first
first and the title
of the last episode
of most TV shows.
Wow.
You know what I mean? Because the last episode of most tv shows wow the last episode of most tv
shows is usually this kind of like vague sounding title with a sense of like finality yeah i can't
remember frazier so the last one yeah mad about you mad about you i have no idea frazier i do know
and now that's sticking in my craw inside shorts they finally go outside shorts
how i met your mother i don't know that was after yeah oh good night seattle that's the last episode
of free this work but i mean i'm thinking of like like mash the mash is uh goodbye farewell and amen Goodbye, Farewell, and Amen. Oh, right. ER is...
Because that's the one with Alexis Bledel.
They have such vague names.
Fuck, do you remember what the last one was?
For ER? No.
You know what the last episode of The West Wing is called?
Oh, my God.
No, I don't think I do.
Tomorrow.
Oh, yeah, of course it is.
Something sort of amazing to me
about how boring
these titles get to be
like the last episode
of Lost is called
The End
yes
that one
and Blackadder
is just goodbye
with like several E's
yeah
ER's last episode
is called
And In The End
like right
it's amazing
I could play this game
all day
Sex and the City
oh wait a minute
that one I should know
it's called like
An American in Paris
but like not that.
Isn't it?
I thought that was the
Or is that the beginning
of the
I thought that was the beginning
of the Paris arc.
It might be.
Oh, shit.
No, I'm right.
An American Girl in Paris
Part Un
and Part De
Part De, right.
Yeah.
Oh, fuck that.
Six Feet Under
is Everything Ends
Sopranos is
Made in America
yes
Mad Men is
Person to Person
Person to Person
good name
Breaking Bad is
Felina
Felina
The Simpsons
never gonna happen baby
never
it's literally
never gonna happen
yeah
yep
yeah
could keep going all day
but
Blank Check should probably do this podcast right Blank Check The Hurt Locker yeah uh yep uh yeah could keep going all day but uh
blank check
should probably do this podcast
right
blank check
the hurt locker
blank check the tv show
which someone's gonna make
someone's gonna make it
um
it's weird
cause this
this is the last
episode we're recording
in this uh
main series
we're saying
bye bye
we've done this a little out of order
for
because of guest scheduling
and I'm really happy with the lineup of guests we've had.
Yeah, it was worth it, too.
But there was a lot of us throwing out to people who we haven't had on in a while
or people who we have never had on before who had asked about doing the show
and saying, like, which of these do you want?
And no one claimed the Hurt Lock.
It's true.
I thought that was going to go early, but for some reason,
that was the only one that no one left out.
The big one.
And we weren't like picking a movie and then reaching out to people.
So then we had this thing where we kept on like we had recorded every other episode.
We were like, who do we get on for the Hurt Locker?
And then David went like, I think Sonya really likes it.
And I was like, yes, yes, yes, yes.
And all three of us.
I mean, Ben, did you see this movie in theaters?
No.
And had you seen it before recording this episode?
I had seen it less than a year ago.
Okay.
Yes.
So you'd seen it recently.
The three of us had not seen it since it was in theaters.
I saw it in theaters, and then I saw it again, yeah, like last weekend.
I thought of it very highly.
I remembered it pretty vividly.
Yeah, I remember the first half very well.
Oh, God.
The second half, I was a little more like,
I was like, oh, God, I forgot all this stuff happens.
I forgot all this stuff with Beckham.
The only thing I remembered, really,
was the body bomb.
Because that part is so fucked up.
I did vaguely remember that.
And I was actually reading about it afterwards,
and that's like a very controversial element of the movie.
There's only one case of it that's documented.
And it didn't work right and i which is
unsurprising it seems a little trick sure but i can actually see how in a movie that is otherwise
right it was seen as too sensational right yeah that this body bomb plot that then turns into
him becoming like a vigilante briefly yeah right I thought that was like a very interesting choice.
I was wondering what you guys think about it.
Well, we will definitely get to that.
Oh, yeah.
Sorry, sorry.
I got a lot of hot takes on that.
Hot takes.
But I was reading through the Wikipedia page.
I'll say, you know, going into this series,
my feeling was I think Hurt Locker is a very good movie.
I think it's really solid.
Yeah.
It's cool that it won Best Picture, but a lot of that was sort of the context of a little bit the david versus the goliath thing
but that's like a cool picture winner in history best picture very surprising and still is the
lowest grossing best picture winner ever yeah and that's gonna be hard to beat ever yeah and even
like even unadjusted for inflation most movies in the 60s and 50s outgrossed it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You have to go back to the 40s to find a Best Picture winner that makes less than.
Whoa.
And it's just.
It ended up at 14, 16.
15, I think.
Yeah.
17, sorry.
Like so low.
I think it was 15 before the Oscars and they re-released it for two weekends after that.
It was already out on DVD and then it went over to 17.
But like fucking the artist makes like three
times as much as Hurt Locker.
And the Hurt Locker is an action movie.
And I know it was also a summer
release. It didn't have the Oscar
bump because it was already out of theaters by then.
But it's a very, it's an
unconventional war movie. I mean I think that's one of
the reasons when I first watched
it I remember being very surprised because
I thought that it was going to be
about the like political
setup of this
war, like an art and more of an argument
to it. I got a lot of shit for saying
not a lot of shit, but a modicum
of shit. I got some dingleberries for
saying in our Dunkirk episode
that Dunkirk was like an apolitical war
movie, which feels impossible to make.
People were like, well, there are obviously political elements.
There's the sense of nationalism and how it's commenting on Brexit and all this sort of stuff, which is like fine.
But I think this movie falls in that same sort of category where it really is just like human character story within the setting of a war.
It is not concerned with the larger implications of the war by and large.
It's not excessively concerned with
but it is it comes across as being very anti-war it does ultimately like like most war movies about
the experience of the actual right the human toll but it also comes across as being anti-war despite
being about like the most pro-war kind of guy right in a weird way without being like in a way
right in a way but what i like about it is that he seems to have
no ideology he just is
like he's this guy
but this movie came after
a run of everyone was trying to crack how
do you make the modern
war movie here we are
we're like engaged in two wars
it's a fucking moral
morass that we're all like swimming in
and there's just a series of war movies that don't fucking work.
Well, that's the thing.
I was like, making an Iraq war movie was seen as unprofitable.
Right.
It's depressing.
None of them had done well at the Oscars.
It had not worked critically or commercially.
The contemporary Iraq war.
Correct.
Because Three Kings is really a great film.
Three Kings is great, but did not make money. From 2003 on
it was great. From 2003 on
they all fucking belly flop. You go like
Jarhead, In the Valley of a Loss
Stop Loss, Green Zone
Yep.
Green Zone's after this I think.
No but you're right.
Even like Body of Lies.
A movie my parents
really like randomly. Body of Lies is
okay. It's a Ridley Scott action movie
with Leo in it. Mark Strong's really good in that.
Is Siriana about this war?
No, Siriana's about the
90s Gulf War. But that's all certainly
same, yes. It sort of falls into the mash
category where it's like about a previous
war but made during the time.
Right. Right.
Jarhead is also a period piece but the whole reason to make the movie at that point in time is to reflect upon
the idea of war.
And specifically war
in the Middle East. Now of course since this movie
and again this movie was not necessarily
a hit. No.
American Sniper came out and that
is now the like money making
Iraq war movie.
And gets a bunch of fucking Oscar nominations.
A stirring-ish, fairly, not pro,
it's not really a pro-war movie exactly,
but it is certainly a bit of a gung-ho masculine movie
about a hero.
A hero.
I still don't know what that movie is.
Yeah, well, I don't know.
Clint Eastwood's weird,
because he's made anti-war movies
and he's made pro-war movies
he has a lot of perspective on
he's fetishized violence he's criticized violence
he's recontextualized violence
he is just one of those directors who I think is like
I'm just making a movie over here
like you know
I saw it a second time just to see if I could fucking crack
what it was doing and I still don't know
there are elements to that movie I like a lot.
There are elements to the movie that frustrate me.
I don't know if there's any guiding philosophy behind that.
I think it's a well-acted film.
I agree with that.
I'm not a huge fan of that movie.
I'm not either.
And then there's also Lone Survivor, which is an Afghanistan movie.
Oh, but did very well.
Did do very well, and that movie is brutal and bad.
But both of those movies come after Hurt Locker.
Hurt Locker was the one that reversed the curse
it did in a way
it was the New Adventures of Old Christine
it reversed the curse
what a great show
what was the last episode of that called
the Old Adventures of New Christine
obviously
let's shake hands and bet
and pray that we've nailed this
I've also been jinxing with guests a lot in recent episodes.
Oh, no.
And with me.
And with you.
I'm just, I'm happy.
I feel like I'm really syncing with people.
We're still shaking our hands.
We're still shaking hands.
For some reason, the last episode is called Get Smarter.
God damn it!
I don't know why.
It may have just gotten canceled, though.
Like, they may not have had an idea of, like, this is the finale, you know.
Maybe Don Adams was on the last episode. Sure was a maxwell smart agent 99 yeah crossover probably
right i don't know hey you yelled off mike so i'm very proud of you thank you yelling off five
yelling off mike points thank you so the hurt locker right a best picture winner a defining
film of the 21st century.
And you saw it in theaters?
No, I actually saw it on a couch after it came out on DVD, I think.
But before the Oscars?
Probably after that.
Actually, I think I might have seen it before. Because it was a long time between release and Oscars.
It was a July release.
I think I actually watched it before.
Because I remember when she won, I was happy.
I was like, oh, I also watched fucking Avatar.
And I'm glad that that didn't win.
But that was the thing.
It was so fully out of theaters and on home video that it had no Oscar bump.
You know, like the box office was just fucking locked in.
And then they re-released it to try to squeeze a couple more dollars out of it.
And that was, of course, the argument used to be really,
it was really rare for there to be a Best Picture winner that wasn't a huge success.
Like, even the more prestigious movies, like your Schindler's Lists or whatever, they made a lot of money.
At least, like, tap 100.
And this was just not a movie that had done that.
It had been, like, a bit of a success because no one expected anything of it.
Sure.
But it really did buck that trend.
And it was kind of the entree for Jeremy Renner, right?
Oh, 100%.
Mr. Housework for himself.
100%.
Yeah.
It is, this is a genuine star-making performance
because his career was not really going anywhere.
I mean, he was working.
Yeah.
But he was not a guy of any real note before this.
And then overnight, he got six franchises.
Yeah.
Five of which didn't work.
They really tried to cram him into a lot of stuff.
Right.
Because he was 35 in this movie.
You know, he'd been around.
And it comes out like two years after they've shot it.
So by the time it comes out and he's getting the Oscar nom,
he's like 37.
Wow.
And he'd been in some stuff,
like he'd been in The Assassination of Jesse James.
He's in...
Dahmer was the big thing,
which wasn't a big movie,
but people said he was really good in that.
He was in Dahmer,
which is one of his first performances
where he plays Jeffrey Dahmer,
which is a tough movie to watch
by any means,
but he is pretty good in it.
And she had seen him in that
and thought,
this is my guy.
LIE, he's really good into.
Interesting.
Yeah.
Long Island Expressway? Yeah, he used to work on the Long Island Expressway doing road work and he was really good into. I'm interesting. Yeah. Long Island Expressway.
Yeah.
He's he used to work on the Long Island Expressway doing road work and he was really good.
It's like really interesting.
And then the other two stars stars.
I mean, they weren't stars then are Anthony Mackie, who had been in stuff.
I mean, I know the most high profile of the three at that point because I've been in big
movies and have Nelson, which is really good.
Mile was his first film.
He's an eight mile. He you know, he he was a supporting. He's in Half Nelson, which he's really good in. Eight Mile was his first film. He's in Eight Mile.
He, you know,
he was a supporting,
he was like a guy.
He wasn't like a star.
He was a guy in big movies.
For sure.
He's a cutie too.
He's a very handsome guy.
You're fucking telling me.
This guy is,
this guy is a fuego.
He's handsome.
Yeah.
Hey, look,
you give me a plate
of Anthony Macaroni and cheese,
I'd eat it up.
Of course,
now both of them are in marvel movies along with uh evangeline loli that's true this film has three marvelers the wasp and then brian garrity is the
one who kind of doesn't pop after this and you know he's well cast he's he's really good in this
i think uh he's telling david yesterday how much i like him. But, you know, he was in Chicago PD.
He was in Flight, which is pretty good.
Oh, good for him, though.
Sure.
Yeah, that's sweet for him.
But he's just kind of, and it's funny when you see someone's in Chicago PD,
it means they've also been in Chicago Fire and Chicago Med and Chicago Law or whatever. It's such a pretty good deal.
I mean, you end up getting some good residuals if you get cast on one of them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, but yeah, it's funny that, I guess, he's well cast, though. He's very well cast on one of them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, but yeah, it's funny that,
I guess,
he's well cast though.
He's very well cast.
He's very well cast.
Yeah.
And,
so,
they,
she casts these guys.
Yeah.
But yeah,
to go back further.
Oh,
sorry.
She meets Mark Bolt.
She does this TV show.
Who's a freelance journalist
who had been embedded
with a bomb squad.
So,
it's a shift to Tinseltown.
He,
they had worked together on the inside,
which was this TV show that didn't come together.
Tim Minear show.
What was the inside about?
It was also based on one of his articles.
What was it about?
It was Tim Minear,
Howard Gordon.
Wow.
It was inside the work,
inside the work of FBI's Los Angeles Violent Crimes Unit.
Oh sure.
Yeah.
Sounds great.
But she like developed it
shot the pilot
and then they picked it up
and redeveloped it
reshot
fired her.
Yeah.
It made it a little more boring
I think.
Yeah.
Rachel Nichols
Adam Baldwin
Katie Finneran
Nelson Ellis
Peter Coyote
this is a good cast.
Good actors.
Tim Minear
you know Tim Minear.
What network had it?
CBS.
Wow. I was expecting something prestige-y.
So that's interesting.
It was just 2002.
Whatever.
13 episodes and then that's that.
It's the start of Biggie Bull.
Biggie Bull. Biggie Big, Mark Bull. Biggie Bull.
Biggie Bull. Biggie Biggie Bull Bull.
Now Mark Bull, who I think
is
her biggest, often the biggest
hindrance to her movies, now that they are
collaborators, right? Each of her movies
I would say the screenplay is
often what slows me down the most.
Do you feel that way about this film? Yes.
Interesting. What do you feel is the biggest? I think the
script's really good. I do not feel that about this film.
I think this is his best script
by far. I was ready to
because we've already
recorded our Zero Dark Thirty and Detroit episodes
feel like the bloom was off
the rose a little bit and come back to this
one looking at the screenplay a little more clear-eyed
and seeing more of his tricks, which sometimes
happens. You know, when a writer comes on the
scene and they're hot and they got a new voice
and then you see them do it five more times and you're like,
oh, I get it now. It's not that impressive.
I see the machinery of your one routine
you do. I'm feeling some
of that with the
good old Taylor Sheridan these days.
Yeah, for sure. Where I'm like, I'm
now retroactively less impressed with some of those
earlier screenplays because I feel like you got one story
you keep on telling.
Yeah.
He wrote Sicario and he wrote
Hell or High Water
and then Wind River.
Wind River.
Which is a very interesting counterpoint
to Jeremy Renner's performance
in this movie, I think.
Sure.
But I think the script's really fucking strong.
I think the first half of the script
is really strong.
And then the second half I have a little bit of trouble with. But everything else I like. I like the whole script. I think that first half of the script is really strong. And then the second half I have a little bit of
trouble with. But everything else I like. I like the whole script.
I think that, that's interesting. I think
that if you separate it into quarters,
I think first quarter, second quarter, and fourth
quarter are great. Oh sure, yes.
And I think the third quarter is where things
get hairy. I'm down with that. But you're talking about the Beckham
sort of revenge stuff? I am talking about the
body bomb to the vigilante
invasion of the house. Right, yes. That's what I'm thinking. Which I think is the most problematic element of the film. That was my least favorite part of the film. I am talking about the body bomb to the vigilante invasion of the house.
That's what I'm thinking.
Which I think is the most
problematic element of the film.
That was my least favorite
part of the film.
I have a take on it now.
We'll get to it
when we get to it.
We're going to talk
about our takes.
But I think
this is a very
unconventional screenplay.
I mean,
this is like the kind of
screenplay that any
fucking film school
would tell you not to write
because it's very episodic.
Right?
I mean,
there's no real
narrative propulsion it's
like a series of different missions yeah and it becomes a character piece but the characterization
how they build those characters is pretty unconventional yeah because you never have
the big confession scenes you never have the crazy backstory you get little bits and pieces hair
but it's a lot of just behavioral stuff that just kind of stacks up on top of each other yes but
it's one of those movies where you could
rearrange the major set pieces of this film
in any order you want.
There's no continuity to them.
There's a build to it that works in terms of storytelling.
It's just like, what do we got now?
Right, right, right.
I mean, it's interesting because I feel like
the arc is actually less present for him
because he's kind of a constant.
And then it's really the other characters
trying to get the fuck out
that have a sort of sense of
urgency as you build towards their last
days. Right.
It's a movie about one guy who only knows how to
exist in war and he teaches two other
people that they shouldn't be in the war anymore.
Right.
They see him and they're like, fuck, this isn't for me.
So sad.
One of the things my sister was saying
a few times and i was sort of building on this with her is that like each of them is a different
kind of veteran like that there's that there is like which is not to say those are the only three
kinds but you know that like she like has heard the story of the guy who's so fucking scared like
and like is keeps like like ow like Owen keeps blaming himself for the thing
he didn't do and then the person who
just is like I have to like leave
and like start my own life because this has like broken
me and then there's also the person that
doesn't know how to function unless they're in that
space and like these
experiences are all present in this
place and like come out yeah
I walk away from this
film feeling like Garrity is going to have a much
easier time readjusting and processing everything.
He's going to be like,
that was bad.
Yeah.
It made me feel bad.
And he was very in touch with his emotions the entire time he was there.
He understands the stakes of the enormity of it.
But he also gets,
he gets James right from he's he like he nails him
by the end
or he like
when he says that line
that scene I think is so good
where he's like
for your fucking adrenaline fix
and then
he's able to turn to Mackie
and be like
get home safe man
like smiles
and like the whole thing
and it's like the switch
and you're like he's fine
he's figured it out
meanwhile Mackie
in what I think is his best moment
when he gives his final speech
about needing to leave
yes
and he breaks down crying oh it's so good what's amazing I think about that best moment when he gives his final speech about needing to leave and he breaks down crying.
What's amazing I think about that performance
is he does not look physically like
he's crying at all. It's one of those things
where like it's suddenly just like
the piping broke and water
is just streaming down his face
but he's just like talking clinically.
And he's trying to keep it together.
And it's like oh this guy's fucked.
This guy is fucked. He's going to go it together right right and it's like oh this guy's fucked this guy is
fucked
he's going to go back
home to the woman he loves
and he's going to raise a child
and he's going to be a doted father
he's never going to be complete
right
right
I
you know
not to tip hand
you know
for the next episode
after this one
but in my mind
I had
you know
filed away
okay
Zero Dark Thirty
is her like
stone cold masterpiece
oh wow Hurt Locker is like a pretty
good movie oh interesting and what I was
very surprised by in rewatching was
Zero Dark 30 I now degrade to like
a very good movie I think a movie promised a very
good movie I think this is like a fucking masterpiece
yeah I agree I agree with that
I agree and I did watch Zero Dark 30
in theaters because I liked this book so much and I did
feel a little bit like see at the time Zero Dark 30 in theaters because I liked this book so much. And I did feel a little bit like...
See, at the time, Zero Dark 30, I was like 100%
fucking knocked out. And I was like, this is the
movie that I feel like I wanted
Hurt Locker to be. And now re-watching
it, a lot of that movie
jars for me. I still think it's very good.
But with some major issues.
And this for me was just like, even
the stuff I could argue doesn't really work.
I was talking to someone last night who said to me, I think the thing about movies is no movie is perfect, but the movies you love are the movies where you love and accept their flaws.
That's a good call.
Right?
And it's like, with this, there are like things I could pinpoint, but it's also like the whole piece of this thing just works so fucking well.
I agree.
I also think that this is, for us, I certainly felt this way, a great movie to see after you just watched every single Catherine Bigelow movie.
Yeah, literally the last one we're watching chronologically.
Yes, after you just watched essentially all of her movies in three weeks.
Right.
You know, like.
We record all this very fast because I'm getting on a plane.
I'm hiding out in Europe for a month.
Yeah, but then we're bringing you back.
Asshole.
Yeah.
Why are you going to hide out in Europe?
Because I need to decompress.
I've been so stressed out.
Oh my God.
You're like a privileged actor person.
Now I get to do that.
Now I get to do that.
Oh my God.
I haven't gone on a vacation in forever
because I always was like,
what if I get on a plane?
I miss a job.
I don't want to go to like,
you know,
Minneapolis for two days.
And now I'm like,
let me just go to Europe
and sit in a cafe
and read a book. Oh my God. I'm so proud of you, Griffin. You made it. I'm like let me just go to Europe and sit in a cafe and read a book
oh my god
I'm so proud of you Griffin
you made it
I'm a fucking asshole now
you made it
now you can have your nervous breakdowns
in private
exactly
I'm gonna have a private
nervous breakdown in Europe
okay great
David's bored
I'm gonna be like
Jessica Chastain on the plane
at the end of Zero Dark Thirty
I've heard all about his
Paris
my Paris excursion
his Paris
my sabbatical?
Hey, Ben, how you doing?
I'm good.
So I'm watching most of Bigelow's movies and then, you know, seeing this last night again.
Didn't watch Detroit.
I didn't.
Spoiler alert.
Easy pass.
But I saw this movie in a different way.
Yes.
Because I feel like Renner, when I first saw him, I was like, this guy is badass.
This guy's crazy.
Sure. I kind of didn't like him as much.
He was so flawed to me this time around.
I think that's what's good about this movie.
But I think that's what's good about all her movies are certainly point break.
The movies that are most about men doing male things.
doing male things.
And this is her most... I was telling Sony this already,
is that she allows you to like the person
as a flawed individual, maybe.
It's not like she's like,
this is a bad person.
Look at the bad person.
Or this is a hero.
But she is very upfront about what is wrong here.
And this is her most literal presentation
of masculinity and machismo.
Her other films about masculinity
are far more heightened.
And this is like kind of
about a real thing. Right. And this is when
she adopts this sort of
documentary style. Yes. I mean this
movie was shot all on 16
millimeter which is crazy because
a year later it would not have been.
Probably not. And they always
had like at least three cameras rolling
oftentimes four or five. Four usually. And they always had, like, at least three cameras rolling, oftentimes four or five.
Four, usually, yeah.
And the crazy stat about this movie is this movie has the, like, craziest footage shot to footage used ratio in film history.
Wow.
I said it was, like, 100 to 1.
Wow.
In terms of just getting so much fucking footage.
Wow.
Because she wanted to just have all these different angles, these camera operators going around all these different sides and do this crazy editing and she had this quote
that I'm going to fucking misrepresent now as I try to pull it up
but a lot of people I think
adopt this style just because they go like
oh it's like fucking Bourne it's cool
it's cool to make the like shaky cam like fucking intense
and this was shot by Barry Aykroyd who shoots the Bourne
is the green grass guy
but she had this whole fucking take
on why that needed to be
the style for the movie which is she felt like that that was the way to present the way human beings process things in real time, especially like visual information, especially in a heightened state like that where you're simultaneously conscious of the micro and the macro.
you're simultaneously conscious of the micro and the macro.
And that if you make a shot and you hold on it,
you're trying to draw the viewer's attention to one thing,
the way you compose your shot, right?
Ideally, there's some sort of center of it,
either by framing or by action or whatever it is.
But you're like bombarded by shit.
Right.
And she's going between wide shots and close-ups and super close-ups and insert, all this fucking shit.
That's what she wants to do and it feels
very intentional it's and it's it's masterful i have to say because i think that like one of the
things that and again it was fun to watch it with tanya who hadn't seen it before and she didn't
know what was going to happen is that it's like what she's like what happened did they have the
phone did they not have the phone did the phone make it go off? Right. And I'm like, we don't know.
Yeah.
Like we literally have no idea.
And that's going to be the takeaway of every scene that we don't know what actually happened.
Her line is,
that's how we experience reality by looking at the microcosm,
the macrocosm simultaneously.
The eyes see differently than the lens,
but with multiple focal lengths and a muscular editorial style,
the lens can give you that microcosm,
macrocosm perspective.
And that contributes to the feeling of total immersion, which is a boss fucking statement. Muscular can give you that microcosm, macrocosm perspective and that contributes to the feeling of total immersion.
Which is a boss fucking statement.
Muscular, I love that.
She's so hardcore. We talk about this a lot
on the Stranger Days episode, but we should talk about it again.
This movie shot in Jordan, near the
Iraq border, because she wanted to get as close as
she could to Iraq. She could not shoot in Iraq
because the war was going on.
Average temperature on a shooting day was 120 degrees.
120 degrees. Wow.
She recruited mostly
Iraqi refugees
who were living in Jordan
to be the crew.
To be the stand-ins
and to be the,
you know,
onlookers
and the extras
and the actor
in the very crucial scene
at the end
is an Iraqi actor.
Oh, man.
That is a...
That's so fucking boss.
Really intense scene.
Even looking at the crew,
like the number of Arabic names and that was so fucking boss really intense scene even looking at the crew like the number
of Arabic names
oh yeah sure
right right
in the credits
that was so fucking
satisfying to me
like just seeing that
there's like
like I think
one of the things
that really comes through
in the film
is how much she wanted
to like
honor the experience
like not just
necessarily like
like capture it
or
or interpret it
but like actually
like herself wanted to
understand it which I think is I'm always going to have
respect for that you know yeah
I think that's fair
I think that's right and also I do think
she's drawing that from Bull who
flaws aside is a journalist and he likes
to draw from real sources to make these
things and yada yada yada so they
shot it in Jordan they made it
for 15 million dollars it was an independent film it premiered at Venice these things and yada yada yada. So they shot it in Jordan. They made it for $15 million.
It was an independent film.
It premiered at Venice
and did pretty well.
It hopped over to Toronto.
This is in 2008.
Right, exactly.
So, you know,
and then it gets picked up by Summit.
Not a huge company,
but Twilight was big.
Like Twilight had come out that year?
Yes, yes. It was right, I guess Twilight was about to come out but Twilight was big. Like Twilight had come out that year? Yes, yes.
It was right, I guess Twilight was about to come out.
Twilight comes out.
Imagine your two movies being Twilight and The Foot Locker.
No, but Twilight comes out that November.
So they purchased it before Twilight.
They buy it for only $1.5 million, which is definitely less than they wanted considering it cost $15.
And then they don't release it until the following summer.
and considering it costs $15,000.
And then they don't release it until the following summer.
So there's that weird thing with this movie where it gets nominated for Spirit Awards
the year before it wins the Oscar.
Right.
It doesn't get a Best Director nomination.
This is all true.
Despite her winning the Oscar.
At the Spirits.
Right, Tom McCarthy wins Best Director for The Visitor.
Really?
Yeah, which is fucking weird.
The Wrestler wins Best Picture.
Oh, right.
Aronofsky wasn't even nominated for Director either.
The indie spirits are...
And Mackie and Brenner are nominated for Best Actor
and Best Supporting Actor.
And then the following year, when it sweeps the Oscars,
it isn't nominated at the Spirits
because that sometimes will happen where if a movie's...
Yeah, well, they champion a little movie
that hasn't even come out maybe-
But it speaks to how low everyone's expectations for the movie were.
If a movie has a big festival run, they don't think it's going to get a big theatrical release.
They'll nominate it at the Spirits after the festival run.
Tell me the most amount of screens this was on.
450.
No, you're a little higher.
535.
In its seventh week, that was at the height of its expansion, which is not very large.
And then...
And it never cracked
the top 10, right?
A wide release is like
2,000, 3,000.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I assumed you knew.
Yeah, no, no, no,
I appreciate it.
But for the listener as well.
You're saying it to the listener,
but you also stared
Sonia dead in the eyes.
Yeah, I stared her.
No, but he has...
He's not wrong.
I don't always know
these things.
Can I read some stats here from the Wikipedia on the production?
Okay.
Jeremy Renner says he got food poisoning.
Right, I saw that.
Lost 15 pounds in three days.
The bomb suit, when he's in the full bomb suit, weighs 100 pounds.
So imagine you're in 120 degree heat.
You put on that suit, which has an extra 100 pounds.
It probably has an extra 100 degrees onto your body temperature, right?
When he's carrying Beckham down the stairs, the body twisted his ankle and couldn't walk.
Filming shut down.
Right.
They said at that point, direct quote, people wanted to quit.
All the departments were struggling to get their job done.
None of them are communicating.
A week later, filming resumed.
They couldn't get most of the guns they wanted into Jordan.
So the props guy had to build weapons like overnight like he was working like 14 hour days to try to build the weapons for
them they used chinese fireworks because they couldn't have gunpowder oh my god they had
fireworks loaded into all the guns one day he was assembling a prop and the heat and friction
caused the fireworks to blow up in his face two days later he returned to work it's one of those movies no trailers no private bathrooms like everyone was like apparently
losing their minds on this fucking movie and threatened to quit all the time every single
department oh my god everybody was losing it oh my god it's one of those movies where now
that it's basically the best movie that almost everyone who worked on it has ever worked on yeah
so like mackie or renner would be like defining it was a really tough shoot it was really tough the best movie that almost everyone who worked on it has ever worked on. Yeah. So like Mackie
or Renner would be like
The career defining.
It was a really tough shoot.
It was really tough.
Yeah.
I'm glad we made it.
Yeah.
It's like one of those things
where you're like
you know what
we had a lot of fun
even though it was like
there was a lot of camaraderie.
They're just like
it was really really tough.
Yeah.
It was tough.
You know.
Renner says
They don't really beat around it.
But it kind of makes sense too
because the film is about
a really tough place.
It contributes.
And maybe it contributes, right?
Yeah.
Right.
Like if making my best friend's wedding
was this tough,
the movie would probably suffer.
It would feel a little different, right?
But he says, right,
he's got this quote where he says,
there were two by fours
with nails being dropped
from two story buildings
that hit me in the helmet
and they were throwing rocks.
These are just civilians, right?
In Jordan.
We got shot at a few times
when we were filming
by real people.
What the shit renner
said when you see it you're gonna feel like you've been in war and like that sums it up pretty well
which is like they had a fucking nightmare experience but it all translates on screen
yeah because these guys just look so fucking worn out in every single shot in a way you kind of can't
fake i don't care how good an actor you are there's something just about like these three actors being
so fucking committed to these parts being real
pros but also being at their fucking wits
end like looking physically
and mentally and emotionally depleted
except for Renner
right who's having a fucking great time
which is why I think he's so
what I like about him is
he's not a cowboy like if that makes
sense like he's not like yee-hawing
he's just genuinely unflappable.
To the extent that when people are trying to pump him up, too,
he's just kind of like, yeah, yeah, no, no, yeah, whatever, man.
Yeah, I guess so.
Well, he is unflappable, but in a very specific situation.
But you're right.
Yes, he's very affectless most of the time.
Right, because when he's doing wild shit, they're like,
holy shit, what are you doing? And he's like, I don't worry about it he's doing wild shit yeah they're like holy shit
what are you doing he's like i don't worry about it give me fun this is just yeah and that opening
scene where he points the gun at the cab yeah uh oh man so nonchalant yeah not only is it nonchalant
that he's pointing the gun at him it's nonchalant when he starts threatening him and shooting at
the cab you know shooting outside the cab to try and get him to go it's like he's he's just like here's a problem i'll try and
deal with it you know like so affectless is the word i want to get to here not to gang up on this
movie but just because it's the recent jeremy renner counterpoint but i was like so frustrated
watching uh wind river because the entire time i was like don't let renner go full cowboy like
they let him lean into it too much and he's
staring off in the middle distance and squinting going you know the thing they say about revenge
is you know it's a lot of that i actually kind of wanted wind river to just be more of a western
though like that i was like snow western give me snow western sure and then it turns into this like
revenge drama yeah but you watch this, Ben would probably love it.
That sounds great.
It kind of has this last act turn that I just
couldn't.
Is there like a skiing thing?
There's a lot of snowmobiling.
Snowmobile is his horse.
For fuck's sake.
He works for the Department of Fisheries
and an early question that Elizabeth Olsen
asks him is like, what do you do?
And he's like, I kill predators.
Because his job is to shoot predators
who would attack animals.
It's also a movie about a white man
who knows the land of the Native Americans
better than the Native Americans.
Yes, and he refers to them as his people,
his family, because he has a Native American son.
So is the river made of wind?
It's a Wind River Native American reservation.
It's a real place in Wyoming.
That's what it's named after. My point is
the thing I...
re-watching this movie, because when this came out
I had seen... I hadn't seen Dahmer, but I
had seen Renner
and some other stuff and never was really crazy about him.
I remember he was the one guy
in Jesse James I wasn't totally on board with.
He would often really be amped
like very high. He felt a little extra amped like very high. He felt a little
extra. In these small roles. Felt a little extra.
There's a little bit of that Ben Foster thing where it's like
you can take it down a notch. You don't need to do that much.
He's trying to win most acting.
And I saw him in this and went, geez
he is so fucking unaffected in this.
There is no affectation whatsoever.
This is like this kind of
really straight shot
honest American leading man that we don't have right now.
That like James Cagney line about like you hit your mark, you look the guy in the eyes and you speak the truth.
But it's funny because that that disaffectation is like sociopathic.
And I'm not trying to use too many psychological terms, but it is so interesting for this character.
She sees him in Dahmer.
She sees him playing Jeffrey Dahmer,
and she's like, I know,
I'm going to make you a fucking war hero.
And what does that mean, you know?
Like, being that person.
And why was she drawn to him?
Right, she casts Mackie, she said,
off of Half Nelson,
where he plays, like,
an incredibly charming drug dealer
who's trying to, like,
completely subvert this young girl.
And I forget what she said she cast Garrity off of.
I think Jarhead.
I think he was in Jarhead.
But she cast two guys playing like criminal roles to play the two heroes of your movie.
You know?
She understands like how twisted both of these guys are.
But it's funny.
Well, I have so many feelings about that too because I feel like
it's not even
that she's saying
that these
that these boys
are twisted
and I say boys
because I feel like
there's a sense
in which she cares about
but say the words
say what she's not saying
she said
well
I don't even know
what you think
I'm going to say now
because I
I sort of feel like
it's
for fuck's sake
I sort of feel like
it becomes this narrative about like what war
means and what war does to people one of the things that i really love like and we're talking
about this uh we're talking about will james uh jeremy renner's character in the context of
cowboys or in the context of american heroes but i what i was actually thinking was that
this this character this like blood crazed warrior is like this
universally human character that you could point to throughout history like someone who has a wife
and family and goes goes back right and like cannot relate to the domestic sphere anymore
and it applies to the western to the samurai film to any sort of archetype of the warrior
you know how in gladiator how he's like obsessed with his wife and kid and it's like funny how to the samurai film, to any sort of archetype of the warrior in any culture at any time period.
I was thinking about,
you know how in Gladiator,
how he's like obsessed with his wife and kid?
And it's like funny how this guy is like kind of the perfect Roman warrior
because he doesn't fucking care about his wife and kid.
He wants to be in Germania forever
or wherever it is forever.
I just thought that was so interesting.
Like it's almost like she's saying
war is this thing that needs this person like this
in order to exist. War is a drug
and she goes Chris Hedges. And what's interesting
about this guy is that he doesn't seem
to be looking for any of the sort of glory
or the acclaim you know? Yeah
he just can only work like this. Right like something like
American Sniper which is so much about how
Chris Kyle became this like fucking legend
within the military, out of the military
he just is this guy that like he doesn't
really have a reputation that precedes him but think
about it like in American Sniper the
whole mystique about Chris Kyle is he has the
most confirmed kills of any sniper ever
it's some number I can't remember what it is
and then there's the scene in this movie
which is my favorite scene in the whole movie when David Morse
one of her great one
scene actors in this movie
comes up and he's like
how many kills
how many kills
and he's like
I don't know
he's like come on
how many
and he says
what is like
864
and he's like
hardcore
you're a wild man
you're a wild man
and Renner's like
yeah I guess so
you know like
he's not allowing himself
to be like
he also knows
the exact number
he knows the exact number
it's not kills
it's missions
it's disarmments
I meant not kills
bombs but he's just like you're a wild man and the funny thing is he doesn't want to He knows the exact numbers. Not kills. It's missions. It's disarmments. I meant not kills.
Bombs.
Right, right.
But he's just like,
you're a wild man.
And the funny thing is he doesn't want to,
like Tanya said this,
she was like,
he didn't want to tell anyone.
He didn't want anyone to know that.
And I love that too.
It's like his little
thing of bombs things.
His weird fucking box
of trophies.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He does it for the love of doing it.
Like that's what's weird
about this guy.
Right, right.
And he knows it's weird. It's like, he feels that shame over how reliant he is on this thrill it's also like a
conversation he's having with a person who's not there because i mean part of what's great about
these scenes that in my opinion the bomb scenes yes is that there's no villain like we're saying
maybe there's someone who's lurking over there maybe they have a camcorder maybe they have a
cell phone but we don't even know but the villain is the machine the villain is right and
the villain is nowhere right but the villain is everywhere and could go off at any time it's a
very good metaphor for what weird quagmire wars that we get ourselves dragged into but um but
there's no villain but he is kind of like what were you thinking about making this like especially
when he's in the car he's like not in the, you know, like, and the more mysterious
it gets for him,
the more intrigued he is by it.
And then when he finally gets
his little switch or whatever,
he's like,
yeah,
there you go,
you know.
There's a certain appreciation
of the craft.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Of the bombs that he's trying.
Which makes sense for a man
whose job is undoing craft,
I guess,
you know,
like,
and there's something about like,
and I love that earlier scene
where he pulls out the battery,
the first bomb scene
and the guy who's probably
the trigger man
is running away
and he's just like
look I got it
he shows it to him
oh my god
he doesn't even care about the guy
he probably knows
that's the trigger man
he doesn't care
he's just like
I got it
and when he's pointing the gun
at the guy in the cab
and I feel like
when I was watching this
because it's like
it's your first scene really
where you're looking at
like a guy
like a and a rocky person presumably who may or may not have something to do with this
you're looking at him in the face he's got the gun like he's pointing it at him he doesn't kill
him right you stare at him you the audience are wondering what the fuck is going through this
guy's head and we know nothing about William James right yeah into this intersection is just
fucking stranded he backs up and William James says, if that guy wasn't
an insurgent before,
he is now.
And I was like,
he doesn't care.
He doesn't care
about who the bad guy is.
Like,
that's crazy to me.
Like,
I don't even know.
But what good
fucking character building.
Like,
immediately from the first scene
of this movie,
you're like,
I need to lean in
and figure out
who this guy is.
But,
we should talk about
the first scene.
No,
just, I was about to say, the comparison between Guy Pearce doing that.
The structure is just so perfect. This movie does a beautiful
fucking Drew Barrymore in Scream, especially
because at the time of this
movie, Jeremy Renner's not well known.
Anthony Mackie's one of those that guys.
But you're going into the
film and I remember there was, I mean
they included a good amount of both like Guy
Pearce and Ray Fiennes in the trailer
if I remember correctly because they were like here are the two
faces people will know we'll put them in the trailer so
you feel comfortable
but both of those guys
die so fast one scene die in five
minutes but the movie starts out with
Guy Pierce and he's doing a very
classical kind of like hero
soldier kind of performance
the way he's talking about everything yes
you know you're totally right and he's got some good jokes
some good one liners and he's
fucking handsome as shit he's fucking
charming he's a little bantery they all love him
and you're like right this is the lead of this war movie
I totally get the movie I'm watching
right now she fucking kills the shit out of him
as soon as she can it's so good
it's so evil
it's a good scene too
because you're with them
right away
I think it's good what they're doing
and the guy with the cell phone
in the butcher shop and you're so focused on him
and you're like what did he do
did he do anything
and then also at the same time what a fucking
indictment of war this turns
into so quickly
that you're like look how fucking awful this is.
They don't know what they're doing.
They have this shit-ass robot
that is supposed to go do this stuff for them.
Like, what are we doing here
is like the first feeling out of the movie, I feel.
I'll say this too.
I know, David, you said that, you know,
Bigelow's gone like, I wasn't in jail.
You know, I wasn't unable to make a film.
I was doing other stuff. But there is a sense of this wayow's gone like, I wasn't in jail, you know, I wasn't unable to make a film, I was doing other stuff.
But there is a sense of this movie where it's like
this is my chance to make it count again, you know?
For sure. Like I lost whatever momentum I had
in the 90s. She wants to make her movie. She hits the
ground running and this movie just like
from minute one
you can tell she's like
I'm gonna make this count. It's like a defiant
movie, right? Like yeah.
There are very few movies I've seen build a sense of tension and dread this
immediately.
Like from like second 15,
the movie's tight as a drum and you're like,
you can't look away.
Like it's very engrossing.
Like this is someone who has to leave it all on the field.
And as someone who was like addicted to my phone for me to say,
like,
I can't look away.
That's really hard to have movie and it doesn't matter
how many times you've seen it
it doesn't matter
if you're watching it
I was watching a chunk of it
on my fucking iPad
in a bagel shop
and I was like
stop talking
I'm watching The Hurt Locker
why were you doing that?
because I fell asleep
watching it last night
and I had a dentist appointment
early this morning
so I had to watch
the second half of it
how was the dentist?
good
I have a
protruding gum flap.
Oh, interesting.
I have like gum that's
Is that something you've always had
or is it a new thing?
There's like
Let's get into it.
So they removed like
three of my wisdom teeth
like four years ago
but there's one they didn't remove
because it's right on a nerve
and they were like
there's a 15% chance
if we take it out
it will cause a Stallone.
A what?
A Sylvester Stallone?
You'll have like a Stallone
kind of like you know or best case'll have like a stallone kind of like
you know or or best case scenario like a ruffalo kind of mouth a little bit of a droop yes no
thank you right so they didn't remove it but then what's been happening now is my gum has been like
growing over the wisdom tooth that hasn't been removed oh so a shit gets caught under there
have these things i don't teeth Get rid of them. Fucking dumb.
I think it's so dumb that we have wisdom teeth.
Yeah.
Some people have evolved
to not have them anymore.
Sure.
Which is obnoxious.
More like the dumbest teeth.
They're dumb.
I think they're dumb.
Ben, fucking answer the question.
Why do we have wisdom teeth?
Oh, um.
Some leftover, right?
Yeah, some leftover shit.
From like prehistoric socks.
Because we probably
had to fucking
chew the shit
out of some raw ass meat
well and probably
you would have fucked up
a lot of your teeth
before then
by that point
and so you need
your 30 year old teeth
we have our
tail bones too
you know
why use that though
I just was talking about this
hey our teeth
fall out as kids
and then grow back
that sucks
that's crazy fucking
suck teeth are so fucked up it's like yeah they're like uh you know um i was reading
a fingernail so you know they're like horns it's the same process oh we're just bodies are weird
bodies are really weird animal end i just want to say this on the record my one remaining wisdom
tooth is literally the least intelligent tooth in my body.
Dumbass tooth.
It's fucking everything up and showing no remorse.
And I keep on going like, what are you doing?
It's like, what, me?
It's a fucking dumb tooth.
Yep.
It's fucking up my mouth, making me watch Hurt Locker in a bagel shop.
Guy Pearce dies.
Guy Pearce dies.
Very quickly.
And Owen could have saved him, but he doesn't.
Owen could have shot the guy with the cell phone.
Oh, and this introduces another very interesting character, I think.
The fucking army therapist.
The army psychologist.
Christian Camargo.
Cambridge.
Who we all know as the Ice Truck Killer.
That's all I know him as, really.
I don't know who this guy is either.
He's in Dexter Season 1.
He's sort of the big bad of Dexter Season 1.
The inclusion of this guy is so interesting He's in Dexter season one. He's sort of the big bad of Dexter season one. The inclusion of this guy
is so interesting, right?
Yes.
The inclusion of him
and of David Morse
as these authorities
who have no fucking clue
what's actually happening.
Right.
And one is a little more
of a gung-ho asshole
and one of them
is more of a like,
no, we're here.
I mean,
the scene of
Christian Camargo's character
interacting with the citizens
where he's like,
very nice country,
very nice.
This area is a little dangerous
if you want to move.
And he's talking to someone
who is putting rocks
into a wheelbarrow.
Like, the guy knows it's dangerous.
Well, remember,
he says to Owen
in his first,
yes,
and in his first scene,
he says to Owen,
the army could be,
this could be the best time of your life.
Yeah, he's trying to be like, look, think of it as an adventure and you're in a new place.
And like on one hand, of course he has to say that because he's fucking, and on the other hand, I wanted to punch him in the face.
I was so disgusted.
It's like if your sister sucked, like, you know, but like the way like he's viewing it like he's watching a
movie about people in war yeah it's like oh what an interesting like psychological condition he's
got there what an interesting coping mechanism right this could be really interesting for you
if you like are able to process it later and it's like fuck you like i'm in the midst of this shit
and the fact that he's literally named cambridge right he's named cambridge and then owen says
like oh when was that at yale right
right and it's like i don't know that to me that's such a crucial veteran dynamic well sure but this
is also a movie about enlisted officers and he is not he's a he's an officer not not he's an
officer about enlisted you know soldiers right because even renner who is the highest ranked
he's a staff sergeant they are all enlistees right yeah and um i don't even know if
it's if he's being an asshole i think he is just demonstrating the absolute like shallow
to draw from he's not do you know how glib that is i don't know what your glib matt
it's tom cruise's scientology interview oh yeah right yes you're glib matt you don't even
understand how glib you sound right now no he is like i think it's also it's like he has that that's his best you know uh weapon to draw
when brian garrity is venting his real complaints he's like yeah no i know but think about it you're
in a different country yeah you know like like that's just that's the best he can come up with
it's like a school guidance counselor telling you that like those kids picking on your building character for the future.
Okay.
Look, clearly you have a lot of access to grind against a lot of school guidance counselors.
All right.
So Guy Pearce's character dies.
It's very traumatic.
And I think it is very powerful how powerful it is given you only have 10 minutes with him.
Like you feel his loss.
Yes.
And Bigelow pulls a couple jazz hands.
Camera moves at the end of this where she
does the super slow motion shots
of the rust.
That stuff's unbelievable.
The blood in the helmet also really
gets me. Which is like a flash.
Because most of the film is 16mm
those couple of shots feel very
high resolution. They feel like they went to 35mm
or shot on digital or whatever but it's super
slowed down and you're seeing the effects
of these bombs in real time, which
obviously an explosion is an explosion.
But to see that
micro kind of result
makes you understand the actual impact of what
these things are capable of doing.
I'm sorry, I interrupted.
I also didn't realize, as someone who
doesn't know a ton about explosions and also
only sees TV, or dumb, flashy explosions in our pop culture that like you that he could die from like, sure.
That makes sense.
I didn't realize that he could be that far away and something would blow up and he could still die.
And I actually thought that was really useful to just in terms of establishing what the stakes were to that.
It's not going to look like what you're used to seeing.
And also, I think their reaction to when he dies,
where you don't have any, like, platoon drop to the knees,
like, cry up at the heavens thing.
Like, they were just buddy-buddy with this guy.
This guy feels like the lead of the movie,
and now he dies, and they're like, oh, fuck.
They go to that, like, box, like that shoebox that he's in.
It's a bummer, and Mackie throws the dog tags in.
But just kind of, like, they probably they probably lost like six guys like this.
Sometimes above them, sometimes below them, you know?
Yeah.
So.
Now in comes.
Cut almost immediately.
James.
After that one scene to James.
Not my brother.
The officer.
In the first, right?
Jamesy.
In the first scene, he's pretty nice where he's like, I'm sorry about your guy.
I'm not trying to replace him.
I'm just here.
Handles it exactly the way you're supposed to. Introduce, listen it ministry is that the band yeah that's just metal very interesting choice like i just
thought that was perfect anyway go on the only weird thing he does if it's weird at all though
we all sympathize is he's like let me take this cardboard you've just nailed not car you know
plywood you've nailed to the window off because i like light i like natural lightize, is he's like, let me take this cardboard you've just nailed, not cardboard, you know, plywood you've nailed to the window off.
Because I like light.
I like natural light.
But he's also,
he's got this weird
smushy face.
Jeremy Renner
with his weird
smushy pug face.
He constantly looks
like a kid
who is just
putting a time out.
I find Jeremy Renner
very handsome,
but he's got a weird face
and he's just got this
like resting kind of like
grump face.
Well, maybe more to the point,
he doesn't have a face, like he doesn't look necessarily like the lead of your of your
movie he does not you know what i mean yeah but i also think i saw him on some talk show recently
and he was saying how he has a hard time interacting with children because his resting
face looks unfriendly he said that yeah he did that's why i'm not i don't feel like i'm fucking
mocking him right now.
And I think he's a friendly guy.
A resting grumpy face? His mouth is kind of downturned.
Which is why I think he's so good
in the Mission Impossible movies.
Agreed.
Because his role there is the kind of like,
I don't know.
He looks disapproving.
I said he looks like a kid
who just was put in a corner for time out.
I know you now.
You've said it twice.
He looks like a kid who was just put in a corner.
Shut up.
Stop it.
Christ almighty. Thank you so much. I'm sorry. I just you now. You've said it twice. He looks like a kid who was just Shut up. Stop it. Stop it. Almighty.
Thank you, Sonia.
I'm sorry.
I just stepped out.
It looks like a kid
who was put in a corner
for time out.
Ben, you were supposed
to be the voice of reason.
Producer Ben,
a.k.a.
Purdue Ren,
a.k.a.
the Ben Ducer,
a.k.a.
the Poet Laureate,
a.k.a.
the Peeper,
a.k.a.
the Haas,
a.k.a.
Mr. Positive,
a.k.a.
our finest film critic,
a.k.a.
the Poet Laureate,
the Fuckmaster,
the Meat Lover,
Birthday Benny,
Dirt Bike Benny. He is not Professor
Crispy. He is the Fuckmaster.
He has graduated to certain titles of the course of different
miniseries, such as Kylo Ben, Producer Ben Kenobi,
Ben Sates, Ben
Shyamalan, Say Benny Thing,
Ailey Bent with a dollar sign, Warhaz, and
fucking Perdue or Bane.
Oh, man. Perdue or going all the way back.
Perdue or Bane.
Okay, so. Thank you for catching me Nice. You were Bane. Okay.
So thank you for catching me up.
Anytime.
Bane would be useful in this movie.
For you.
For you.
You're a big guy.
I could do that all day.
David just cracked himself up so much and no one else laughed.
It's very painful.
You're a big guy.
Crashing this plane.
Your Bane is now also starting to sound more like Marvin the Martian.
Crushing this plane.
No, mine was always the one that sounded like Marvin the Martian.
Oh, right.
And then Ben ran with it, and Ben does a better Marvin the Martian.
Yeah, he does a good Marvin the Martian.
Let me hear yours.
Take control. Take control of your city
oh boy boy oh boy my point is please that this movie shot almost 10 years ago when renner does
look noticeably younger in this film i didn't realize that this movie had come out that long ago.
It feels like a more recent film.
And then you watch it and you're like, oh, right.
It has been almost a decade.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So he's nine years old.
He's fresher faced in this.
But there is something when you have this introductory shot of him sitting in a car silently.
Right.
Not thrashing.
Not looking angry.
With no emotion.
Listening to mystery.
Yeah.
Just with this weirdly kind of downturned face.
Yeah.
And then they like retrieving.
He's like,
Oh yeah,
sure.
Yeah.
And you're like,
Oh,
this is this guy at neutral.
This is this guy like happy.
Yeah.
And his first bomb defusal,
uh,
is what I love this scene.
This is my favorite,
probably my favorite scene in the whole movie,
except for maybe David Moore saying he's a wild man,
uh,
which is where,
uh, cause just cause I love again, Bigelow, um, um, seen the whole movie except for maybe david moore saying he's a wild man uh which is where uh
because just because i love again bigelow um yes the scene where it's like uh they're like they
arrive at a scene there's an abandoned humvee and they're like so they walk around yeah and
then they come across yes a group of men who are soldiers with assault weapons, wearing helmets and armor, cowering in a little alcove that they've all hidden in.
Just hiding the shit out of there.
And here's what they have to say.
Somebody saw a wire over there.
Yes.
And obviously, this isn't even comical because obviously they have very real reason to be afraid because as later, there are like six bombs over there.
But then here comes jeremy renner in
his weird like fucking stay pump marshmallow man exactly he puts on his play-doh suit right and
like he literally and joanna when we were watching and she was like how's that gonna protect him and
i was like it's it protects you from shrapnel but like it is sort of a comical suit yeah obviously
can't predict you from like a bomb going you see like guy pierce is wearing it and then his whole
fucking visor is bloody yeah gets hit and he's already 15 feet away at that point it still didn't save him um but
like just i think this is what i love about her in this movie just tapping into that image of these
men cowering in fear these like paragons of masculine power cowering in fear because somebody
saw a red wire right and renner's like okay they're not even ashamed
that's one of the things
that I think is so interesting
they're not even ashamed
they're like yeah
we're fucking afraid
EOD
and now Renner's
in his like
inflatable sumo
Halloween costume
doing his cowboy walk
over to the wire
they're like
do you want to get the robot
and he's like
no go check it out
and they're freaking
the fuck out
they're yelling
into the walkie talkies
and there's so much noise he tosses a smoke grenade behind him and they're like why'd out. They're yelling into the walkie-talkies and there's so much
noise. He tosses a smoke grenade behind him
and they're like, why'd you do that? He's like, for cover.
And it all makes perfect sense.
Everything he does makes perfect sense.
It does. It's just alarming everyone.
Everyone around him is terrified.
We've seen Guy Pearce at the beginning who was like
cool, confident,
collected, didn't seem scared
but also was like making jokes about. And Renner's just like,
oh no, I'm good. Renner's actually not scared.
Which scares them.
Because there's nothing performative.
Right, there is
intelligence in being afraid of things that are
frightening. And he's spending no energy trying to
calm them down, trying to reassure anyone of anything.
This squad isn't going to be
into someone who's not afraid of dying
because they don't want to die.
They want to keep living.
And then Sanborn gets mad.
Sanderson.
No, it's Sanborn.
I think it's the second
bomb disposal where Sanborn
hits him in the face.
It hits him straight in the face.
That's the one at the UN building.
The first one is the one where he
finds the bomb
he diffuses it
and he's like
okay I think this is good
and then he like lifts it up
and it's that image
from the poster
where it's like
six linked bombs
and she just
like in a movie
that's so
with such muscular editing
muscular
this is one of the
times where she holds
the longest on a single shot
I feel like
as he really like
wrestles for this wire
and then as you see them
all come uncovered
from the dirt
it's fucking unbelievable
so good
in his
stay puffed suit
yeah
you know
behind his visor
communicating
not with a big reaction
but with a small reaction
of like huh
yeah
yeah
that's a lot of bombs
yeah
you know
and then being like
and pulls a gun
from his stay puffed suit
that's such a great
and does that
that's so crazy
it's crazy that he has a gun even and he does the whole that's such a great and does that that's so crazy it's crazy that he has a gun
even
and he does the whole thing
that's all he really has
yeah
that's incredible
so that's the first set piece
and they don't love that
right
his squad doesn't love that
okay what the fuck's
going on with this guy
and then the second set piece
like you say
is the one where there's a car
outside the UN building
oh and the people
are watching them
there's tons of people
watching them in 360
there's some people watching them in 360.
There's some people filming them.
And they are so scared.
This is when he takes
the suit off.
That's when he takes
the suit off.
There's enough stuff
in here to blow us.
And he takes his
headphones off too.
He throws them out.
He goes,
give me my kit
and my cans.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Got my tools?
Got my tools?
Yeah, yeah.
Get my cans.
Yeah, yeah.
And yeah,
someone has shot this car,
tried to blow it up,
lit it on fire. He extinguishes the fire. Yes. And after all that, he's like, tried to blow it up lit it on fire he extinguishes the
fire yes and after all that he's like so let's see what's going on yeah lifts up the trunk there's
like four million bombs uh and then he it becomes like it's like solving a little puzzle box he's
like where could it be and he doesn't see not in the seat it's like a children's book yeah right
you're lifting up the flaps it's like a thick cardboard is. Yeah. Right. You're lifting up the flaps. It's like a thick cardboard book. Is it in the glove compartment?
Right.
Not in the glove compartment.
Yeah, right.
This is when he saves the thing.
He saves the-
Yeah, saves the little switch.
The dead man's switch.
Yeah.
Because he's impressed with the artistry of this bomb.
The technique.
There's this thing I always rant about,
especially if you get two drinks in me,
which is like,
why do most movies pick the same fucking five jobs
for its characters to have and jobs
that are not very interesting to watch on screen when watching anyone be good at their job is
inherently fascinating especially if it's a job you haven't seen before and like watching him
deal with the bombs in this movie even if you don't understand what he's doing at every moment
this is clearly an actor who fucking prepared well for the role right and they did their research is
owning it right is in Tom Hanks pocket
of just like
exuding a level of control
over his role in the film
but also just watching him
try to figure it out
that process is
fucking
enthralling
like
aside from the tension there
there's additional tension
from the juxtaposition of
understanding the stakes of it
cutting to like
Mackie and Garrity
and all the other soldiers
who are like
what the fuck is going on
and Renner just being like it's not as much about whether I live or die as if I can like prove that
I know what I'm doing right by figuring out what the fuck is going on he doesn't want to be
outsmarted and then there's such a good false alarm with the windshield wipers yeah that's great yes
um but uh he's not to spoil or we're not spoiling but not to jump ahead we don't have to talk about
it right now but the only time he's really outsmarted
is just because of iron bars.
Yeah.
It's like it's not nothing intricate.
He's not outsmarted.
He's outmaneuvered.
He doesn't have the tools.
Yeah.
So anyway
so there's those two scenes
and I feel like interweaving
are these scenes with him
hanging out with Beckham
Yeah.
on the base.
Yeah.
Beckham
And it is genuinely surprising
played by Christopher Sayek it's genuinely surprising that he... Played by Christopher Sayek.
It's genuinely surprising
that he can make
an emotional connection
with this kid
because he sort of failed
to make an emotional connection
at this point
with his unit mates.
Sure.
Like, I thought that was...
And then, you know,
you do find out he has a son.
He has a son.
What does this mean?
But he does seem to struggle
with military chains of command
much more than he...
You know, like,
he's cool just talking to this kid.
Yeah.
But I think the key to it
is that this kid
is so guileless,
you know?
Yeah,
he likes that the kid
is just,
yeah,
it's just,
got a couple balls on him,
yeah.
But the kid's,
yeah,
the kid's a smooth operator.
Right,
that's the point.
I love that kid.
He's like,
great movies,
the best movies.
He's using hip hop slang.
He's using the N word.
Yeah,
that's his opening line.
That's his opening line. That's his opening line.
That's like the third word he says in this film.
And then like Jeremy Renner's like,
this DVD was bullshit.
It was like fucking.
He's like, no, it's great.
And he's like, no, it was bad.
And he's like, well, okay.
But I think that's what Renner takes to is like,
this kid is the Jeremy Renner of selling bootleg DVDs.
He's as obsessive and determined and focused.
He identifies something.
He kind of likes the sport of it.
Right.
Whereas, like, these other guys, like, he doesn't fucking get what Anthony Mackie's about, you know?
Yeah.
All right.
So, after that, I'm just—
We're starting to get more attention.
It is a very episodic movie.
But Garrity has this conversation with Cambridge where he's just like, I don't like this guy. He's going to get us killed.
Cambridge is like, calm down.
And he's like, I know what I'm seeing.
Like, I know what I'm seeing. This guy's fucking reckless.
He doesn't care about anyone. He's doing this for sport.
That's a dangerous type of guy to have
leading a mission. And then we have the
refined scene. Right.
He's already punched him in the face at this point.
Yeah, that UN thing because he takes his cans off.
And then in the, right, there's a scene where they're blowing up some explosives him in the face at this point. Yeah, right. After the UN thing, because he takes his cans off. Yeah, right. And then in the,
right, there's a scene
where they're blowing up some explosives
out in the desert.
Oh my God.
Oh, I need to get my gloves.
So like the absolute fearlessness of this guy
and sort of almost sociopathy
where he cannot pick up on like
how ridiculous a decision that is.
And Mackie and Garrity have this conversation.
And Mackie seems to be sort of like 60% considering
it. Garrity's more like 25%
on board. You know what I mean?
And it's not vindictive, but it's like if we don't kill this guy,
he might get us killed. Right. There's this sort
of like slight, like very pragmatic
philosophical discussion of like,
look, we could blow him up.
These things go off all the time.
It wouldn't be that crazy.
And wouldn't it be a lesson? wouldn't it be a lesson wouldn't
it be a lesson in not breaking protocol like this you would have to write my report but it's also
right but it's also one of those things where it's like we're just having a conversation right
and mackie never says no yeah but he also never says like no i want to do this he's holding the
detonator yeah he's just kind of like and there's no moment where he breaks out and goes like haha
i was just kidding man yeah yeah and then so instead it's just kind of like... And there's no moment where he breaks out and goes like, ha ha, I was just kidding, man.
Yeah.
And then so instead
it's just sort of like...
And then, okay,
nothing happens.
He just waves them around
like a fucking two-fist.
you just cut right to
them in their Humvee.
It's not like he then comes back
and they sort of put
the dead meat in their mouth.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This movie doesn't have
a lot of shoe leather.
And that's when they run into
the men who are dressed
in like Arab garb
but immediately we realize these are contracts. That's movies that are rapes. And side, this they run into the men who are dressed in like Arab garb, but immediately we realize
these are contracts. And side,
this is my favorite scene of the movie.
It's a great scene.
This entire, this set piece, I suppose,
this entire thing, the way it plays out. She also does
a thing here that you can only do with a movie star
like that, where you have a guy whose face is bandaged
and the second you... And you know!
I knew it as soon as I saw his eyes.
I was like, it's right there
we have been collaborated before
to be clear
Strange Doss
she's the star of Strange Days
I'm sorry Strange Doss
thank you
and
I did a whole
fine sidebar
on our Strange Doss episode
about
about him
I think being one of the best
screen actors ever
the thing I forgot to mention
in that
when we were talking about
how I think
when he made this transition
and this movie is sort of right when that transition
is happening or it's
been in progress for a little bit
from being like super handsome
conventional your mom loves him
Tony sort of prestige leading man
to being a weird character
actor Voldemort's the one I
forgot to talk about which I think his Voldemort's
very underrated
I think his Voldemort's good herated. I think his Voldemort is
good. He's been Voldemort for a while
at this point when this is happening.
He's the first Voldemort in 05
in Goblet. Which is the fourth movie.
They've talked about this guy a lot.
And then he has a lot more to do in
Phoenix, which is 07.
And then Half-Blood Brin comes out this year.
I think he's good.
I think Voldemort is a really dull villain. That's sort of always been my if i love harry potter yeah i've always
found voldemort to be not the most interesting thing about harry potter do you agree with me
sonia i don't know i mean you seem to be nodding i i think that fines makes voldemort more i agree
i think he's very dull in the books sure sure. And I think you look at four seconds
of fucking Johnny Depp playing Grindelwald
and compare it to like five movies of Voldemort.
Yeah, but how about those two hours
of Colin Farrell playing Grindelwald?
Yeah, it's good.
Yeah, slice it up.
But that's like, you look at Fiennes
and it's like he's putting the exact right amount
of paprika on the sandwich.
And your task is be the most evil person
who's ever existed. No, I know. And of course, yes, yes again on the page voldemort's character it's like what's what
is he he's right he is a creature of pure evil oh okay but you don't want to do too much you don't
want to do too little yeah you don't want to let the like visual effects of the look do too much
like baggage for you but this is like yeah he's at this point now where his leading man image is
being distorted because now by and large he's voort. Like, to a generation of filmgoers, he's Voldemort.
He's that noseless fuck.
And, I mean, what I like about Voldemort, not to go on too much of a Harry Potter thing, is more, it's not, it's never really about him.
It's about the people who are drawn to him, right?
Like, it's like, and that's not to, I just think that everything in all pop culture can be related through Harry Potter, and it's very reflective of, yeah.
I agree.
And it's really fucking irritating, to be perfectly honest with you.
Our next main series is Voldemort, by the way.
We're not picking a director.
We're not doing Harry Potter.
We're just doing Voldemort.
If you guys do the Harry Potter movies, it would be very funny, actually.
I think that we might have some fun with the Harry Potter movies, but they're not great movies.
Yeah.
I think one of them is a really excellent movie.
We did have-
Is it the third one?
Is it Prisoner of Azkaban?
No,
but that one's really good too.
To me,
that's the pinnacle.
I think the last one's really well drawn.
You're going to say Half-Blood Prince.
Yeah,
Half-Blood Prince is my-
I think that is a stupendous movie.
That's a great movie.
And Seven Part One is a great movie.
Seven is-
Seven Part One is a very interesting movie.
I think it's like actually, well, okay.
I think it's pretty good.
I like all the Yates movies, which are five through seven.
We've never said this on the podcast before, and it wasn't like a very long conversation,
but when we were ramping down our Star Wars days.
Ramping down.
And we're trying to decide what to do next.
We did consider doing Harry Potter.
Like Ben was like, what if we did Star Trek? What if we did
Harry Potter? There was that thought before we went
to a director mode of
are there other franchises we could do this
deep dive into?
And then we decided that was not the thing to do.
There was a moment where we thought
what if we did...
Quarrel would be a very easy
choice for us. I think it'd be really interesting.
I think that would be great.
And it's sort of weird that we haven't talked about him more.
Yeah.
Because he's a classic blank check director.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
Especially now.
Yeah.
Yes.
Where he's just like, no, I'm going to buy my time.
I think that's the biggest reason we haven't done him yet is that Gravity is going to be
his blank checkiest movie.
Like, we need to wait to see what that is.
He's shot something that hasn't.
Yeah, Roma, which I don't.
A small like character
It's like a family drama
I believe it's set in Mexico
and we don't know much about it
because it has not yet
He shot it a while ago though
and it's still
no one knows anything about it.
Now I'm looking this up.
Yeah, but we don't know much about it.
I think Cuaron would be good though.
I think he'd be good.
For sure.
Also because he hasn't made
that many movies.
But you want to see
what he does after Gravity
because dude's got that
fucking check.
Yeah, but I also think it's amazing
that he got to make Gravity after Children of Men.
I think that's like a really interesting
because Children of Men was not a success
but because it was so critically acclaimed
and got all the surprise Oscar nominations,
they were like, okay, all right, you know, fine, fine.
And obviously, and also stars wanted to work with him.
Right.
But yeah, it's like-
What is his breakout movie
a little princess
but like
is that a breakout movie
that's a weird breakout
right
cause that was just like
a solid
honestly his real breakout
is Ito Mama Tomy
right
okay
that's right
you're right
but it is funny
that he makes
this small
independent Mexican film
then he makes
a little princess
in great expectations
no no
but he
I think he made
a little princess first
yeah
he makes
it's called Solo Tunku Pareho.
Oh, that's what you mean.
Okay, yes, go on.
And then Little Princess and Great Expectations,
then Ito Mamatambien,
then Harry Potter, Children of Men, Gravity.
It's an interesting contained run.
It is.
His collaborator, was it his son?
Oh, Jonas Cuaron.
Yeah, who just directed a film that movie
desierto last year that is basically gravity in the desert no it's a straight up horror movie
about like what if a crazy american guy just tried to shoot uh mexican immigrants trying to
come over the border with a gun really my god and uh i don't think it's a good movie yeah per se it
was an interesting idea but it's very very movie yeah per se it was an interesting idea
but it's very very blunt and direct and it's just jeffrey dean morgan plays the crazy american guy
which is the very on the nose casting and that's gail garcia bernal garcia bernal is the the main
immigrant trying to make it over the border there are others too um but that movie is brutal
so the hurt locker uh at this point have we gotten to the drinking scene yet?
Or that happens after?
Well, no.
So first is the Ray Fines scene.
Ray Fines.
Ray Fines.
Ray Fines.
I'll talk about this for a second.
This effect of if you don't recognize Ray Fines by his eyes, the second he pulls off
the scarf, everyone in the audience goes, oh, familiar face.
She pulled a fast one on us.
Right.
Like, it's immediately diffused because it's a movie star.
And also, right, the idea is they're like,
who are you guys?
Who are you guys?
You don't look like soldiers.
Who are you guys?
And they pull it off
and he's like,
you fucking Americans.
And he says like,
you guys are really wound up tight
or something like that.
You immediately feel comfortable
with this guy.
But I love the fact
that he's so cooperative
and he goes along with it.
And he seems like,
he seems like Renner-ish
in that he's unflapped,
unflappable-ish. Seems like a bit of a cad. He's a little Renner-ish in that he's unflapped, unflappable-ish.
Seems like a bit of a cad.
He's a little Renner-ish.
And they're bounty hunting, essentially, right?
With their fucking plate?
Their contractors.
They've got the deck of cards, which is a real thing.
Which is obscene.
But anyway, that's fine.
Do you remember when they were selling those in New York?
That was a big thing.
You could buy them on the Internet.
Right.
They were like crazy.
But like people had them on the street in New York a lot.
I remember they were like a hot fucking item.
What a weird time.
It was it was not good.
This is the Blackwater.
Right.
Essentially.
That's what they're British.
So it's a little.
Yeah.
They're whatever.
You know.
But yes.
So. And all of course lots of different companies are crawling
around the middle east you know yeah yeah so they start being like you guys are wound up tight
we're the cool people who get it yeah and then they get massacred right they're like the senior
to renters right freshmen right and they get massacred by no one in particular just some
some guys probably snipers who are trying to free their captives no
yeah right but it's not like these are villains like that we have any sense they're just people
you know yeah they're not in the deck of cards and then you have this drawn out incredibly
thought through sniper scene that's incredible uh that part of it is that they uh um just have to wait like it's a
lot of very long time and renner i think i mean sorry james steps up and is the the captain in a
way or or the leader in a way that he hasn't been before he does he deals with that all like totally
professionally he coaches them and brings the best combat ness out of them right he does it all right which is right yeah he's just he's still you know because
he's playing the spotter role for the sniper right he doesn't move which is what you're supposed to
do he takes the bedside man yeah yeah he takes care i don't know what to do and he's like you
just got to make a decision it's gonna be okay he coaxes him through it he gets him to like take
control of the situation and handle it owen gets to the point where he owen gets to the point where he does save
them right he is able to do the thing that he was afraid he wasn't gonna be right the sort of
ambiguous situation of like someone's approaching i think they have a gun like what do i do yeah
but there's already been a couple moments in the film where he's like yelling at garrity where he's
like god damn it where's my fucking thing faster Come faster, come on, be on the ball.
And then this moment when he's like,
I need ammo,
I need ammo,
we're out of ammo,
get me ammo.
So they look at,
I can't find ammo anywhere.
Check the dead bodies.
Okay,
it's stuck.
Cleaned it off.
I don't know how to clean it off.
Here's how you do it,
spit and rub.
You expect that Renner's going to now really burst and just start yelling at him.
He doesn't.
Instead,
he just calms down.
He slides down to his level.
He's like,
you're good.
You're a good soldier.
You're doing a great job. You should feel really proud of yourself. Right. Yeah, he's calms down. He slides down to his level. He's like, you're good. You're a good soldier. You're doing a great job.
You should feel really proud of yourself.
Right.
Yeah, he's like a soccer coach.
He's the perfect person.
But the kid who's about to start crying.
All of a sudden, right.
And it really highlighted for me how fucking dumb the things that war requires are.
Like that you have to clean the blood off of sniper bullets.
With your saliva.
With your saliva.
That is your duty now, soldier.
That is what you are being called on.
In the desert.
How you will be called on.
You're a little dehydrated right now.
Next to a dead Ray Fonz.
Yeah, exactly.
Arguably the greatest actor of the 90s.
Dead in the sand.
Dead in the sand.
Two Emmy Award nominations.
They don't count for anything.
And all you've got is Capri Sun, right?
Like, that's what they're drinking.
Oh, God, can I talk about this for a second?
Please.
Maybe my single favorite moment in the movie.
Them fumbling with the straws.
But it's like, here's Jeremy Renner.
His job is professionally disarming explosive devices.
Hands shaking.
And even he can't puncture a Capri Sun without it squirting out the top.
Like, I like this little argument the movie's making which is like
it is actually impossible
that's the real argument
of this movie
that's the whole
the bomb diffuser
is just like
that's a diversion
for the real boys
it's the most political
part of this film
that's true
as Catherine Bigelow
just says
I want to make it clear
in case you've ever felt bad
about getting Capri Sun
all over your hands
that literally
no one can do it
right
impossible
he's trying
and he gets the straw in and it squirts out the top.
The odd thing to me is that it showed, to me, the institutional disinterest in these people's actual lives.
The Capri Sun company as an industry.
There's many times where something breaks or doesn't work.
And it's like, what happened?
It's the U.S. Army.
What are you going to do?
And it's like, what's the something they need right now they need sustenance they need electrolytes
they need juice here's the shittiest possible way to open a juice right you are going to be
stressed the fuck out and your hands are going to be shaking if capri incorporated actually
cared about people they would put a little less juice in the pouch so that you could puncture it
and get air yeah before you have squeeze. It's interesting they don't
just turn it around and do it at the bottom like we did
in school. I never fucking did that.
Are you kidding me? Are you
crazy? You've never thought about that?
No. Did you do that? I didn't drink Capri Sun
that much. Oh, you fucking great.
Okay. Jesus Christ.
What were you drinking?
Fucking. Ribena. What? Ribena. Drinking your Jesus Christ What were you drinking?
Ribena What?
Drinking your Lucozade?
I want to eat some more of your English candy while you're at it
Lucozade is fucking English candy
This is an American fucking podcast
David
I've had some Cadbury's David
For the listener at home I just threw four Cadbury's at David
You've never taken a Capri Sun pouch
I know what you're just wiping
I know what you're just wiping
I never
the flattering
I never thought of doing that
what are you fucking kidding me
I'm not
guess what I'm gonna do
when this fucking podcast ends
buy a 12 pack of Capri Suns
get home practice
yeah you got to
the reason I like this scene
is because
I think
I think it would be much easier to dismiss
will james yes if he was not the guy who he is in the scene the men she moved yeah yeah yeah
get me the juice get me the juice punctures it immediately to mackie without hesitation right
without sip it like very firm it's like so loving in a way simultaneously like you need to take care
of yourself.
And that's actually a very, I mean, to go back to the gender dynamics of it, there's sort of a maternal element there, right?
And that's so interesting, like to think about how these men get masculine together.
And like one of the things they have to do is care for each other in these very fraught times.
And especially for a guy who's this unflappable and doesn't need anyone to hand him a packet of juice.
He's totally aware
the fact that he's aware
that he's the weird one
and everyone else
needs to be like
you know
Garrett needs to be
talked to gently
but sometime
just to move us off
because sometime
right around this
is the scene where
they are essentially
wrestling and drinking
and punching each other
I think it's right after
they're hyped up
it was an insane day
they had
they got hyphy
and they're smashing
each other shout out to the. They got hyphy. And they're smashing each other.
Shout out to the woman.
Yeah, they got hyphy.
And I think that scene is so good.
That's the moment where Sophie said to me,
this is the most masculine movie I've ever seen.
So tell me why you think it's so good.
Because I just think that a lot of filmmakers,
and I'm not even saying this is a gender thing
where she has some magical insight into men
because she's a woman.
I think she has magical insight into men, to be clear.
And it definitely helps that she's a woman.
But she's also just a really good director.
I think she also understands behavior really well.
And she's really fascinated in the difference in behavior
between masculine people and feminine people.
Sure, sure, sure.
But I'm saying most people would make this scene frightening.
And she doesn't make this scene frightening.
Like that doesn't mean that she thinks this scene
is like a harmless expression of their excess energy.
Right.
Sure.
But most people would be like,
this is a dark, frightening thing that's being exposed here.
And she sort of shows it to be like roughhousing.
It is like play.
Like a playground.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So that's my whole read of the scene.
Even when it gets intense,
James' response is just like,
huh, you know.
Yeah.
My whole read of the scene is
I was never a physical child.
I hated playing sports,
but also whenever boys
went to a roughhouse,
I did not want
fucking anything to do with that.
I would hang out with girls
on the playground
and we'd talk about fucking whatever.
Like I would spend time
getting into girls' pop culture so I'd have subjects to talk about with them.
I would watch all the girls' cartoon shows because I'd be like, they're over there wrestling each other.
Like what starts out as gentle play will very quickly turn into a physical fight.
They're having fun.
I will not have fun doing that.
But there is that sort of rush that young boys have, and it even goes on to, like, frat boys in certain
quarters of just, like, fucking headlocking
guys and sparring and whatever.
If you're not trying to hurt each other, that adrenaline rush of
that kind of thing. And Jeremy Renner
is a guy who never grew out of that.
And now he's, like, that was his,
like, fucking gateway drug, and now he's onto
the harder shit, which is disarming bombs.
It's the same level of, like, that threat of
danger that I can prevent.
But they all do it.
I think it's not just Renner.
And I think that
it's almost like the military
the point you need
to be at.
A lot of people are in the military for reasons other than just they want
a rough house.
But it brings that out of it.
I agree. I think that either needs to be
activated within you or you're someone But it brings that out of you. I agree, I agree. But I think that either needs to be activated within you or you're
someone who seeks out that kind of thrill.
It is a heightened version of what makes
five-year-olds, without any sort of
deliberate intentionality,
just start grappling with each other.
I never had that thing. Which, by the way, I think women do too.
Girls do too.
I think it's a different thing. But I think
there's a very straight line between this
kind of roughhousing and becoming a soulmate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. a different thing. But I think there's a very straight line between this kind of rough housing and becoming a soulmate.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Totally.
And the fact that she identifies that, and I wonder how much this was in the script and stuff because it's a kind of wordless scene.
But, like, the fact that she identifies that as being so crucial to this narrative is amazing.
Sure, but this scene is also very well directed.
Even if that was 100% in the script described as such, the energy of the scene, the tone of the scene, how it's depicted,
the fact that it never does get scary,
even when there's like the knife out and everything.
It's a tiny scary.
Yeah, it's a little scary in that it's fine.
She's walking a very fine line in this
and the scene is always like perfectly judged.
Why does, tell me something,
why does Sanborn get to punch Renner,
or James rather?
He owes him one, I don't know.
But I couldn't figure out what he owed him for.
Oh.
No, Renner got a shot on him.
They do say something.
It's when they're
punching back and forth.
And he draws,
Owen draws the big X
with the thing.
I just thought
that was interesting.
But then after this scene
is what I think
we already decided.
They talk about the wife
at this scene.
They find.
Yes, they do.
Right, right, right, right.
And is that the scene
where he shows them
his weird box of trophies?
He finds the weird box of trophies
they find it
he's feeling close to them
what the fuck is this
they all talk about it
each other
and the only time
James gets pissed off
is when they say
shit about his wife
and he's like
no no no
she's just loyal
she's not stupid
and it's not even that charged
but he's like
don't go there
that's not
and he also weirdly
I mean
he's very defensive of her
but doesn't seem to like her
very much exactly he just knows that he's not you know but he also weirdly I mean he's very defensive of her but doesn't seem to like her very much
exactly
he just knows
that he's not one to judge
he makes that like
that fucking Henny Youngman
joke about like
like I said
things that almost killed me
about the wedding ring
right right right
but the bigger point
he makes is like
you have a wife
and he's like kind of
I mean we got divorced
but then she didn't move out
we're still together
I don't know what you call that
yeah
I got a kid
and everyone's like
she's stupid
because you suck.
But then we come to the difficult third quarter
of the movie because then we have
the scene in the warehouse where they find a boy
whose body has a bomb implanted
in it. Body bomb!
And James is insisting
this is Beckham. Obviously we don't
really get much of a look at the boy.
And his face is all bloodied.
Right. And that is actually a young boy so we're sort of in the dark. And his face is all bloodied. Right and that is actually. He's a young boy. It's a young boy. We only
really see of the children we see on the street they're all boys. The girl
children are not really out and there's a lot of boys and they're running around the cars
they're selling DVDs things like that. You see a lot of them.
It's very interesting to me that both Sanborn and
Owen are like is it that kid?
They're like, I don't even know how he tells them apart.
And then of course we do see Betham later.
But so much later that you
go through this whole really
fucking awful scene
thinking that it might be this guy?
This kid?
The point of this scene is even James seems to have reached
his limits where he's just like, let's just blow this up.
I also think this is the most political
section of the movie because I think this
functions like a microcosm for what she's saying
about these wars
which is just like
there was this weird sense
of like revenge we felt.
A sense of like injustice that
needed to be corrected and he goes on this
whole fucking fool's errand
doesn't even know really what he's looking for
or if what he's looking for even exists
he's trying to find the guy
responsible for a crime that didn't
actually happen to the person
he thinks it did and it's almost like this
I mean
I think it is analogous to
searching for weapons of mass destruction
entering these homes that he wasn't invited
into, feeling that he's doing the right thing.
And then that weird scene of him with the doctor
where the doctor's saying,
you're a guest, sit down,
and he can't figure out,
why aren't you being antagonistic to me?
And then the wife comes out and is like,
get the fuck out of here!
It's amazing.
Yeah, it's amazing.
I think this is her section of saying the whole relationship.
I think it's his section, but carry on.
Sure, sure. But I think it's kind section but carry on sure but I think it's
kind of interesting spot
because it does function
as character building
it is the moment
where he's like
what the fuck
am I doing now
I used to always
at least be right
like even if I was crazy
I was correct
and now he goes on
this weird
like Jason Bourne
side mission
where he's like
wearing a fucking hoodie
and he's got a gun
and he's holding up
drivers and whatever
but he has no idea
what the fuck
he's talking about and it feels it holding up drivers and whatever but he has no idea what the fuck he's talking about. Yeah.
And it feels like 2003.
And how much harm he creates.
Right like how much
distrust he sows
like the fact that he makes that
poor DVD seller like feel
so fucking terrified. Yeah right where he
essentially makes that man
have to never come back.
He's ruining his livelihood.
He's ruined this guy's livelihood.
As tough a livelihood as it is.
In this completely ravaged place, this is the one thing
this guy's got. So he's ruining
that guy's life. He's going into someone else's home.
De-stabilize a country.
I had not thought about it metaphorically.
And then of course, right after that
is the scene where they go on
this quote-unquote mission into the dark. And then, of course, right after that is the scene where they go on this, like, quote unquote mission.
Right.
Which is very, like, dark.
Yeah.
You know, just the three of them.
And this is where anytime you read an interview with a soldier, they're like, this is all ludicrous.
No one would ever do this.
Soldiers do not like this movie.
No.
They do not like this.
They do not like this stuff.
A lot of soldiers do like a lot of this movie.
Yeah.
Like, in terms of getting the general vibe exactly.
They say that the missions
don't play out in a way
that technically makes any sense.
Sure.
Like, they're not talking
over the radios
and things like that.
Things I think she deliberately
chooses as storytelling measures
of, like,
I don't want a bunch of scenes
of people fucking miles away
from each other
talking over comms.
Sure.
Right.
So she keeps them close
and everything.
Also, he is a little bit
of an anomaly in many ways.
Right, yeah.
But it is, I don't know
especially the scene where they go
and split up which is even within their
stupid decision or another dumb decision
which is what gets Eldridge
Garrett shot in the leg
I went down a rabbit hole last night
so here's my question does it work
does the movie work if you take out
this
I don't know how they resolve Beckham but does this movie work if you take out this well i don't know how they resolve beckham
but does this movie work if you take out the body vaccine i would argue that the inferno scene the
like very obvious war is hell scene yeah that is then followed with that side mission that alone
could tell the story of his adrenaline fix without needing yeah i just right i think both of these
things are on the nose.
It's not my favorite part of the movie.
I think the movie would work without it.
I don't think it takes anything away from the film.
Those are my three feelings on it.
No, no, no.
I think it's all interesting shading within it.
I like her sort of making this more allegorical point
about the sort of like, I don't know,
this feels right in the moment kind of like oorah mentality
well and it really
it makes the disorientation
very visceral that like
he literally doesn't know
he thinks he likes this kid and he literally
doesn't can't even recognize this kid
I think it's worth it for that moment I think the moment
when Beckham comes up to him with the DVDs and he's
so fucking shaken right I think
that's such a good fucking payoff.
I mean, it asks you to like engage in a 15 minute red herring for that payoff.
Yeah.
And the larger point when the rest of the movie is so like just constructed of these
very.
But then how interesting that the red herring is so detailed.
I mean, I think that's part of it.
Like, it's not just that it's like a kid that he sees dead or a kid that he sees bloodied and he immediately thinks it's that kid it's like he sees this kid dead he
eviscerates this kid in order to get it right because he originally says let's just bomb the
entire place it goes like no and then he can't do it right so he we see him cutting like fuck it's
not even surgical yeah it's not even sutures it's's like wire that has been used to put this person together.
A thing that does not happen.
We know this does not happen in real life.
A tough scene to watch at a bagel shop.
I kept on covering up the screen because people...
A tough scene to watch.
A scene that doesn't really exist.
So that's such a big swing to take for that one payoff.
And I'm not saying it doesn't work, but I'm saying it's something.
I agree with that yeah the
other thing i'll say in defense of this sequence is it's the one time in the movie we see him
totally out of his depth and his element he knows how to do one thing particularly well right which
is this sort of disarmament of the explosives and when it's him doing person to person right
when it literally becomes a person when When the machine that has no face
suddenly becomes
a thing with a face.
Right.
That fucks him up.
Like he only knows
how to deal with
like wires and bolts.
But I don't.
But it's weird
because the movie
has not really been
about metaphor
until that point.
I agree.
Yeah.
I agree.
It's a little on the nose.
Maybe think of
Bo Bergdahl
a little bit too.
The vigilante.
Who Mark Pohl
eventually tried to write a movie about.
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I remember the good old days of cereal.
No, I didn't mean to cut you off.
It was a simpler time.
It was a simpler time.
That was the first podcast.
We had no idea what this would turn into.
So after all this stuff,
none of which I love,
but is all of it's okay.
And then we already talked about
what I think is the best scene
out of all this,
which is the burst pipe scene,
as you put it.
The Anthony Mackie
being realizing like,
I can't handle this anymore.
But that comes after
the human,
the sort of suicide bomber guy
with the locks.
Oh, he's right.
That's the scene we should talk about. Oh, we're right. That's the scene
we should talk about.
Well,
and to quickly say this
about that scene,
him going into the shower
is really intense.
Ooh,
yes.
I think.
And I think that there is
a moment of self-reflection there
that there wasn't
necessarily.
Even though he gets over it
really fast
and kind of has his game face on
when Owen goes in the chopper
and fucking yells at him,
which again is a scene I really like.
Yeah, and says, fuck you, you did this to me.
Yeah, fuck you, you did this to me.
And James is like, you're still alive.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can go home.
Things are fine.
Yeah.
Right, I'm not just a pawn for you to get your thrills.
He says whatever that line is,
which I think is a really concise,
like, I'm done being your fucking...
It's the summary of the takeaway of the movie.
Right, right, right.
I'm not what you bet in order to try to win at the poker table.
And then I would say that from this point on,
the movie is brilliant.
Like back to being like.
The last 20 minutes are not that.
The innocent suicide bomber scene is so wrenching.
It's completely wrenching.
And I'd forgotten when you said,
you know,
talking about forgetting the end of this movie
the body bomb stuff
I had completely forgotten
I forgot about
Beckham as a character
but that scene
always stuck in my mind
very very viscerally
of that feeling
of him
having to look at a guy
in the eyes
as you said
now there's a human face
on it
right
he's like I'm sorry
and to recognize
his fucking limits
and it's as you said the frustration of it's not even. And to recognize his fucking limits. And it's, as you said, the
frustration of, it's not even that I've been
outsmarted by this. It's literally, I
don't have the time and the equipment
to take care of this. It's impossible.
It is fully impossible for me to stop this from
happening.
That guy constantly, the translator, repeating over
and over again, like, he's a good man, he's a family man.
And Renner's like, don't fucking psych me out with this stuff.
Like, I'm already up against a lot. Don't make me feel bad in advance that's quite a scene
it's quite a scene oh boy um and then it said it seeks so quickly well for it seeks so quickly from
anthony mackie in doing his his wonderful scene in the humvee now he wants a son before he wasn't
ready yeah nowner kept on saying
like it's easy
just put some sperm
inside a lady.
And he's like
A. Gross.
B. Not ready.
And Renner doesn't even understand
why you wouldn't want
to have a child
because well I have a child
I'm not there
that's not a problem.
He never thinks about
having a child.
Yeah just make a baby.
But now Mackie is so strongly
like I don't want to be here
this is not what I want to be
I want to be a father
I want to have a little boy
I want to raise a boy.
And then we go very quickly to he's in a supermarket.
There's a hard cut.
Yeah.
Like there's not even a transition.
Tanya said it's flashback, right?
And I was, and I didn't want to say anything.
I was like, it's not like.
I think the scene is so good.
Oh, it's so, the supermarket?
Yes.
Because it's just, just that concept.
And I know like, you know, I've never really traveled to a country that is so far removed from my experience of the world.
But I do know, you know, people who have describing that where you were turning like supermarkets, especially.
Supermarkets are crazy.
Very overwhelming where you're like, right, why are there 8 million cereals?
Like, why is there like so much choice?
It's like that it's very overwhelming.
Like the whole environment is so alien.
And it's sterile.
And the fucking fluorescent lights.
And the music.
I would argue that that shot with him staring at the cereal is what wins this movie Best Picture.
It's so good.
I honestly think that's the thing that pushes this movie over the edge.
I think if this movie ended with the Mackie scene, it would have been nominated.
No, no, no, but totally.
Having that as the coda it's somehow
like re-intextualizes the entire
movie pushes it over the edge
in such an elegant way
it's a scene with his wife
and she gets like
she has top billing in the movie for like two seconds
I think she's third bill right
I think she's like
fifth or something but she's like
before the and.
You have that one phone call.
It's crazy.
Morse, Fiennes, and Pierce are all gathered in a sort of with and area. There's a lot of buts.
Also Van Damme.
It's crazy how quickly.
It's almost like you didn't realize how used you'd gotten to the Iraqi atmosphere.
That's great because she holds on that shot for so long.
Right.
Until she snaps to the supermarket and then this cold, wet, the exact opposite of cold, wet, fall, like the leaves.
He's cleaning the leaves out of the gutter.
And we've been doing these shots of like so close on Jeremy Renner's face that you're like taking note of the fly that's like buzzing around his mouth and his eye.
Right, right, into the eye.
Which all of that shit is so good.
Yeah.
But then when it's just like he's tiny, he's microscopic,
he's never felt more insignificant than when he's faced with like Toucan Sam.
Yes.
And like the Nesquik bunny.
It's like wall of cereals.
Right, and it's like here's one shot that sums up the entire movie.
And then.
And it's so masterful.
And then, and everything, the supermarket and the scene
where he's trying to talk to her about what he's seen.
Yeah.
These are two, I mean, and I'm paraphrasing Tanya here too, very classic.
Vets trying to reintegrate back into the world and failing to.
No, right.
And then, of course, we...
Go ahead.
Evangeline Lilly's high billing, right?
Coupled with the fact that for a long time when she was trying to get this movie made,
they, I think, originally tried to do it with Colin Farrell.
That would have been good.
Right.
And there was another,
your favorite actor.
Interesting.
There was another big,
I think he's got too much face
for it,
to be honest with you.
Give me that face.
I agree with that.
He doesn't look smudgy enough.
Yeah,
he doesn't have that
Jeremy Renner smudge.
I can't believe I'm siding
with the smudge now.
Okay.
But the other,
this was when they were
trying to make it for,
you know,
a bigger budget,
more commercial film. It said Charlize Theron to play the other, this was when they were trying to make it for a bigger budget, more commercial film.
It said Charlize Theron to play the wife, which this is post-Monster.
So I think at some point, I've never gotten this confirmed.
I wouldn't be surprised if there was a version of the script and perhaps even what they shot,
where once he goes back home, there's like 15 minutes as opposed to what really is in the film, like five minutes or less.
Right.
I think she got there.
And once you have the supermarket scene, it's like we don't need anything else.
Right.
That sums it up so fucking well.
It's so concise.
Right.
I have to imagine she shot more.
Especially because like this is her like peak lost.
Everyone was waiting for the show to end so she could become a movie star, which then didn't really happen.
But I remember that being that thing of like someone's going to make Evangeline Lilly happen,
right?
Let's make her an elf.
Let's have her train Hugh Jackman to robot box, you know?
No, I mean, it's a really good point because what you end up seeing is how quickly you
come to the conclusion of the film.
Which is just that, oh, he's totally unsuited for this and he doesn't know
how to do this
I'm watching it
on my iPad
and I'm on the Amazon app
great company
eating a bagel
and I'm seeing
how much time
is like left in the movie
and when it cuts
into the supermarket
I'm like
10 minutes left
and there are credits too
yeah
exactly
I was like
how is there so little
of this movie left
right but that's it
because the only
you just have the one shot
he talks to his baby,
his baby,
about the Jack in the box,
which is pretty,
which is on the nose,
but it's fine.
I guess it's good.
And he sells it.
He underplays it.
I think,
I think he sells it.
He sells everything.
This is a remarkable star making.
This is the modicum of self-awareness he has.
He knows that for some reason he only wants this,
but he can't really frame that. Put that in the frame of the rest of the world.
Exactly.
I think the scene would go too far if he started explaining what he likes about it.
Right, right, right.
But to him, it's exactly the same as the jack-in-the-box, which is like, I'm looking at this.
This is a piece of tan and a stuffed animal.
It should have no inherent intrigue.
It used to for me.
And now I found this new jack-in-the-box.
I can't intellectualize it.
I don't know why, but this is the one thing
that fucking makes sense
to me
oh my god
I didn't quite realize
that like
the Hurt Locker
is the Jack in the Box
I guess
like
something jacket
so this movie
was first called
oh yeah
which is also a cool title
the what?
the something jacket
something jacket
I think it's a shitty title
what exactly
I mean the Hurt Locker
in my mind
is just where you put the pain right? yeah that's what they sort of said it's like a term because it's a shitty title. What exactly? I mean, the Hurt Locker, in my mind, is just where you put the pain, right?
Yeah, that's what they sort of said.
It's like a term, because there's a guy who sued Mark
Boll and said that he
stole everything from him. There was a soldier
who, like, Mark Boll was embedded for a long time.
He worked with a bunch of different troops and whatever.
And he said, there's this one guy who
was like, I'm very much the Jeremy Renner
character in this movie. I was the one
who sent the Hurt Locker to him
and they countersued
and were like
Hurt Lockers existed
as a term
since the Vietnam War
like he worked
with like 300
different dudes
their elements
their incidents
and the case
was dismissed
but it was this
like term
that stuck in
Mark Bowles' craw
that I think was
like I want to make
a movie about
that sensation
these guys who just kind
of keep on trucking.
And then you have like what is the most
kind of classically heroic like cowboy
shots of Renner in the movie which is
him getting off the plane with a duffel bag,
re-employment, and then there's just a quick cut
and now the boots become the
Stay Puft boots. These boots are made
for walking. Bomb defusing?
Yeah. The scene that the the shot that
just got me was when so you i think you cut to black after the uh after you see the helicopters
you cut to black and then it just slowly the light yeah comes onto his face and it's just a few
seconds long but i was like that's the whole movie the whole movie is trying to see this person
clearly and it's just it's so beautifully done i think too and also not was like that's the whole movie the whole movie is trying to see this person clearly and it's just
so beautifully done I think too
and also not to like hit the Renner
smudge face thing too much but there's
an earlier moment I think when
he's looking for
you know whoever he thinks
body bombed Beckham
and you see Jeremy Renner totally in silhouette
I'm like that's that motherfucking
movie star thing where no one looks like Jeremy Renner.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, Jeremy Renner in complete shadow from the side is distinctively, could not be anyone
other than Jeremy Renner.
Well, and that it's, it should be he's entering from, it should be that he's entering into
the darkness.
The war is the darkness.
But instead it's completely inverted and it's just so.
He's a silly boy
and then he's beaming
right
he walks down
with his Stay Puft
Marshmallow Man suit
365 days left
he's beaming
and it says
365 days left
he's killing it
and it's crazy
because for everyone else
it's like a life sentence
or like it's a year long sentence
and for him he's like
thank god
so everyone
when it comes out
I remember
because it was a big hit
at the festivals
when it played earlier
it was
it had done a lot of
festivals
it's commercial
sure sure sure
it comes out
I remember
almost immediately
with their views
everyone was going like
Catherine Bigelow
you know
never a female winner
like that was already
the narrative
a little bit
but this
no no
I don't agree with you
I remember when that movie
came out
people being like
Oscar Oscar Oscar
and I was like it's a small movie like people were like Renner and I was like I don't agree with you. I remember when that movie came out, people being like, Oscar, Oscar, Oscar.
And I was like, it's a small movie.
People were like, Renner?
And I was like, I don't know if it's going to last all the way.
People were boosting Bigelow from the get-go.
Reviews!
Because everyone wanted to see a female best director.
I think that is a false narrative for this movie. I think this is true.
I distinctly remember seeing it and people immediately talking about that.
This movie came out.
It was a little movie. It took a while it came out in july i didn't see it till at least august if not september
because people were like that movie's really good i saw it opening week good for you thank you i'm
very proud i mean i don't i don't think this is a movie that came out and right away people were
like i smell oscar i only remember them smelling Oscar for her.
I don't know.
Maybe. I think it happened fast enough
because of course the narrative was always...
Even Sofia Coppola, when she
got nominated, she was never going to win
for Best Director for Lost in Translation.
And she was only the third?
Fourth in history?
Campion, Wurtmuller, Coppola.
I think that's it.
And even though, just right, her very the third fourth in history I think Campion Wirtmuller Coppola I think that's it and like
even though
just right
her very presence
people were like
if Sofia Coppola
would she be the
first woman to win
and of course
in the Oscars
themselves
when Barbra Streisand
presented it
she comes out
and Barbra Streisand
comes out
and you're like
well
clearly they know
they think they know
who's winning
it's like
when they had
Lucas Coppola and Spielberg.
Yeah.
Come out to present to Scorsese.
Right.
Yeah.
But she comes out and she's like,
uh,
the winner of this Oscar could be the first woman to win an Oscar.
And everyone's like,
huh?
And she's like,
or could be the first African American to win an Oscar.
And everyone's like,
oh,
right.
Lee Daniels.
Sure.
And you're like,
right.
There's a barrier we haven't crossed yet.
You know,
like,
and,
uh,
and then she's like
and he's only the third
at that point
second
is Singleton
the only other black nominee
I think at that point
now we've had
Steve McQueen
and Barry Jenkins
Denzel was never
nominated as director
as a director
oh okay
Lee Daniels at that point
was only second
it was Singleton
because Jeffrey Fletcher
who wrote Precious
was the first black
screenwriter to win
look the Oscars
are embarrassing
I have a question what were the other best picture films nominated the other nominees that yeah who wrote Precious was the first black screenwriter to win. Yep. Look, the Oscars are embarrassing.
I have a question.
What were the other Best Picture films nominated?
The other nominees that,
because then she has to do
this other thing
where she's like,
and if any of the other nominees win,
they'll be directors
who brought their own stories
to their film.
Thanks, Barbara.
Where it's like,
they all wrote their movie.
Some guy.
Can you name the five nominees, Griff?
There were 10 this year.
No, no, no.
Five director nominees.
Oh, the five director nominees? I want to know the no, five director nominees. Oh, the five director nominees?
I want to know the best picture nominees, too.
Okay.
The five director nominees were...
Because it's a good year, in my opinion.
Were Lee Daniels,
Catherine Bigelow,
Jimmy Cameron for Avatar.
James Cameron.
Let's see.
District 9 was nominated for best picture,
but not for best director.
True.
A Serious Man was nominated for Best Picture
but not Best Director
true
uh
Quentin Tarantino
from Glorious Bastards
correct
nominated Director
and Picture
yes
uh
that would have been
my pick that year
I think that's a great movie
I think that's his best movie
fuck you Griffin
I think that's his best movie
by
do you really think
that's his best movie
yeah
by a long shot
yeah
someday we'll do that episode
I got my whole read
in that movie
I think that movie
is a masterpiece
um and I have problems with him I've seen other read in that movie. I think that movie is a masterpiece.
And I have problems with him.
I've seen other Tarantino films but I kind of can't with him.
You haven't seen
Inglourious Basterds?
I have not seen
Inglourious Basterds.
The two I will stand by
until my dying day.
I did see Django Unchained
and I texted through it
and it really drove me crazy.
I think they're
very different movies.
Okay, I appreciate that.
Jackie Brown and
Inglourious Basterds
are the two I will stand behind
until my dying day.
The rest of them I have complicated series of feelings about.
Okay, go on.
This is a great conversation that I don't care about.
Keep going.
Okay, wait.
So let me think of the other ones.
So you've got seven Best Picture nominees, four Director nominees.
Yeah.
The fifth one is, it's obviously another white guy.
Yes.
Single Man didn't get nominated for Best Picture.
I'm thinking through the acting nominees now.
Crazy Heart did not get nominated for Best Picture. It did thinking through the acting nominees now. Crazy Heart did not get nominated for Best Picture.
It did win, unfortunately.
But it won Best Actor.
Right, so that's that.
Monique won Supporting.
This is such a beautiful, processed watch.
Yeah.
Best Actress that year, 2009, would have been Sandra Bullock.
For the Blind Side, which is nominated for Best Picture, but not Best Director.
Of course.
And then Best Supporting Actor that year, 2000.
No, that's Chris' fault, so you're not.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, so then who would the fifth person have been?
Give me a clue about the fifth best director.
It's a dramedy.
Oh, oh, oh.
Ben pointed upwards because much like Aloha,
this last nominee is all about the sky.
It's Jason Reitman for Up in the Air.
Oh, nice.
Can you name the other two best picture nominees? Well, that's one of them, right? Oh, yeah. I only have one left. No, you Reitman for Up in the Air. Oh, nice. Can you name the other
two Best Picture nominees?
Well, that's one of them, right?
Oh, yeah.
I only have one left.
No, you have two left.
I have two left.
Up.
Correct.
There we go.
Okay.
The other Up.
Yeah.
And then the 10th one.
Give me a clue
about the 10th one.
Oh, no, wait.
You have them all.
You do have them all.
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You have them all.
Thank you. Oh, no, you don't. You don't. No, it's a... Oh, no. Did you say have them all. You do have them all. Thank you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You have them all. Thank you.
Oh, no, you don't.
You don't.
No, it's a...
Oh, no.
Did you say...
It's an English movie.
He said both Serious Man and Single Man.
No, that's not what I'm talking about.
Oh, okay.
There's an English movie.
There was an actress nominee in there.
For lead?
Yes.
Is it a Mirren?
No.
Is it a Dench?
A young woman.
A young woman.
Very talented.
Oh, it's an education.
An education. Oh. An education.
Oh.
An education.
An edumacation.
So those are the director and picture nominees.
Of course, yes, this movie eventually rushes headlong into,
it doesn't win any of the Golden Globes, which go to Avatar.
It's this sort of rivalry with Avatar.
There's this sort of media narrative of like,
oh my God, Bigelow and Cameron, ex-husband and wife.
Little movie, big movie.
I feel like at the end of the year, Precious was the frontrunner.
Everyone was like, this is a weird year because there doesn't really seem like a frontrunner.
Precious was almost by default. Hurt Locker had been
out of theaters for a while at that point and was so
small that people thought it really couldn't get interaction.
When are you saying that Precious was the frontrunner? Like November.
Right, because then Hurt Locker sweeps
the critical award.
I'm saying pre-nominations
when just everyone
was seeing the movies
they were like
I guess it's Precious.
Avatar wasn't screened
until very late.
Everyone thought
it was going to be a flop
and then when it came out
it surprisingly became
this Best Picture front runner
because it's a weird
three hour sci-fi movie.
Well and also
when the best
again Streisand's like
you know
in one of these films
is the most successful film ever made.
Ever made.
And you're kind of like, right, Avatar.
The most successful film ever made.
I think if Avatar had made $350 million as opposed to $750 million, it would have won Best Picture.
Sure, the narrative might not have been there.
Oh, you're saying, well, anyway.
I don't think it should have, but I think it would have.
Maybe.
I think when it crossed $700 million, everyone was like, we don't need to give another fucking thing.
I think, honestly, he was never going to win because of Titanic, personally.
But maybe.
I don't think he was ever going to win Best Director.
I think she had that on lock.
I think if the movie had made a little less money, it would have won Best Picture just for the size of it.
But here's my question, dude.
How do we feel about the narrative of James Cameron, like, seeding his Oscar win to his ex-wife.
I agree with that.
I think it's kind of obnoxious.
I think he inserted himself into that narrative.
I agree.
Here's the narrative I like.
Yeah.
Catherine Bigelow just fucking owning her ex-husband.
That's the narrative I play in my mind.
But he has to spin it like this in order to keep his, like, credibility.
Right, so I don't listen to what he is saying, and I listen to her silence.
James Cameron's a great person to not listen to.
But then here's the silence on just being like...
And I think it casts this sort of
shadow. It's like, well,
much like Sofia Coppola, did
Catherine Bigelow get this movie made because of
her connection to men in the industry?
Maybe, but isn't that true?
But I also think, I mean, he apparently
helped her a lot in this film, was one of the people who
she was between a couple projects
and he said
you gotta make this
this is like
this could be
the defining war film
they remain close
I think James Cameron
is friends with all his exes
because all his exes
are like
you know what
it's great not being married to you
but I do like you
and you're a fun person
to talk to
who's just being married to you
that was really stressful
they were key collaborators too
you know
they're people who are like
because they've already collaborated
on a movie post-divorce.
Because Strange Days, he wrote it
and she directed it.
I think they have a genuine relationship,
but it is funny.
I think the answer is objectively,
no, it would not have gotten made.
But I also think she's in a specific position
because it's not just like,
well, she needed men to help her.
It's like, she's lucky that her ex-husband,
who she's still on good terms with,
vouches for her artistically.
Right, but also, you know, this was an indie movie.
She got the money together.
You know, I mean, this is a Catherine Bigelow production.
Yeah, I mean, like, it isn't even like a Megan Ellison
writes the check.
No, I just think Cameron always helped her
in terms of he was taken so seriously
during the periods of time where she was
discounted and he
would always kind of say to people like you don't understand
how good a filmmaker she is. Right.
Even if you can discount her as an action
filmmaker say this or that I know the bones of what makes a good film.
I say we stop talking about James Cameron right now. I agree.
It's important to talk about within the narrative of the Oscars
and all the blah blah blah box office game. I want to play the box office game.
Yes. I want to play the box office game. Jinx you want me to?
Yeah. Great. Okay.
This movie came out on four theaters June 26, 2009.
We're going to do this week because it never really expanded.
It just went slowly.
This is the right week to do.
Okay.
2009, June 26, but it opens number 27 with $145,000 on four screens.
I mean, it's pretty good.
Two days after my birthday.
Congratulations.
Birthday.
Benjamin. Number one at my birthday. Congratulations. Birthday. Benjamin.
Number one at the movie.
Okay.
Number one at the movie.
Number one at the movie is a new film.
Sorry, this is a game we play so now.
Connoisseur of Contest.
I'm following along.
Yeah, you're following along.
Of Contest.
Number one at the box office is a new film that is also number one in the highly ill-advised box office mojo category of Travelogue Middle East,
which The Hurt Locker also belongs to.
Oh, my God.
Let me tell you, when you think about this movie,
which opens to $108 million.
Oh, my God, is it Borat?
Is it something like Borat?
No, no, no.
I believe I know what it is.
Is it Transformers Revenge of the Fallen?
Correct.
The second Transformers movie.
That's a really bad way to characterize that movie so wait uh so sex in
the city 2 doesn't come out until the following year right that's 2010 or 2011 because that would
also i imagine be in that box office mojo category sex and the city 2 travelogue middle east is
number 15 in the travelogue middle east uh which again to tell you how ill-advised travelogue Middle East which again to tell you how ill advised travelogue
yeah
fuck that
Transformers
Passion of the Christ
is number two
I don't think that's a travelogue
Passion of the Christ
American Sniper
Iron Man
which I mean
yeah okay
has seen set
in the Middle East
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Aladdin
Mission Impossible
it's a nightmare
this list is a nightmare
Lawrence of Arabia in there
that's the only one that seems like a nightmare. Is Lawrence of Arabia in there?
That's the only one that seems like a travelogue. It may not be
in this box. Sex and the City 2
is like a bunch of white women being like,
wouldn't it be fun to go to the Middle East? That is a genuine
travelogue. They travel to the UAE
for no particular reason.
Movies about people being
embedded in war there. That does also have
a scene where Samantha... Jesus walking
through the stations of the cross. Sure. Yeah. Sex and the City 2 does have a scene where Samantha... Jesus walking through the stations of the cross. Sure.
Yeah.
A travelogue.
Sex and the City 2
does have a scene
where Samantha says
Lawrence of Mylabia
referring to a hot man.
Wow, what a showstopper.
She did and he was.
I'm so glad we introduced that
into this really important
discussion of this
white war film.
Lawrence of Mylabia.
Anyway, number two
at the box office
that weekend
is a rom-com that was a huge surprise
breakout hit of this summer the proposal the proposal who remembers that movie sandra bullock
ryan reynolds i'll say this so canada canada sure yeah a scene where they are nude a scene where she
is naked yeah right he's wearing a towel to each other yeah no no they bump into each other oh no yeah
they bump into each other
they're nude
and they bump into each other
she looks really good
they both look really good
in that movie
yeah
and then they switch places
I hated this movie
oh it's a bad movie
yeah
I've never seen this movie
it's really bad
I will say
it does have
it's like
also at the height
of Betty White fever
this is what
launched Betty White fever
this is what reignited it
I know
and it's like
so many like horny Betty know and it's like so many
like horny betty white jokes it's romley newman past and future guest close personal friend of
mine sister we go way back uh that's that's my improvised line i snuck into the tick which i'm
really proud of and so i use it every time rom comes up on the show uh she loves rom-coms
kind of, but rom-coms up on the show.
She loves rom-coms, rom-ly comedies.
And we asked her at dinner two years ago,
we were going through all the bad rom-coms that Rom likes,
like, what's your favorite?
And she said, no question, The Proposal.
She cites that as the best romantic comedy of her lifetime.
That's insane.
When she comes back on the show, whenever that happens, we will fucking put her on trial.
I love rom-coms and your sister is wrong.
I'm sorry.
I love Romilly and rom-coms,
but I do not love the proposal.
I've never seen it.
I tried watching 15 minutes of it on plane.
I could not get through.
She swears by it.
I don't know if she's ever rewatched it.
Has she seen My Best Friend's Wedding?
Yeah, loves it.
Very confusing.
Loves it.
She like has respect for the ones
that deserve to be on the Mount Rushmore.
Has seen every notable rom-com from 1980 on, I would say.
Swears by that movie.
Also loves Bullock.
That's a big part of it.
I think she likes seeing Bullock in the element.
Bullock too.
I just don't like the proposal.
She's good in it, I guess.
She's doing her Bullock thing.
It's a good Sandra Bullock rom-com while you were sleeping.
That's a good one.
I've never seen that one. It's a fun one. That's a good Sandra Bullock rom-com while you were sleeping. I've never seen that one.
That's a good Garcia too.
The best Sandra Bullock rom-com
is Speed.
Anyway, number three.
You were going to make the same joke, right?
We're all on the same point.
A thousand comedy points shared between the three of us.
I just stopped it in my tracks there.
Comedy points family style. We all go in on them.
Yeah, it's like
maz sticks
number three
at the box office
is like
if the proposal
was a comedy sensation
this was the comedy sensation
of 2000
the hangover
jeez
yeah
never forget
number four
my mother's favorite movie
my mom fucking
loves that movie too
I don't know why
my mom's like that movie my mom has not seen that movie my mom loves that movie my mom fucking loves that movie too I don't know why my mom's like that movie
my mom has not seen that movie
my mom loves that movie
my mom fucking swears by that movie
five minutes of the movie
came on TV
and my mom was laughing so hard
she had her face covered
like it was unreal
it's amazing
my mom
my mom said that was the hardest
she ever laughed
until Girls Trip this year
man I'm a ballistic
for Girls Trip
ballistic
Ben please pitch
the prequel
to Sonia
okay so Sonia it's the hangover but it's the prequel to Sonia. Okay, so
Sonia, it's the hangover, but it's a
prequel. It's called The Buzz. Okay.
They're all in high school. It's the
same four guys, and
one of them gets locked in the
gender closet, and it's the day
of prom, and they gotta find him.
Now, wait. I want to make something very clear, okay?
We have a segment on the show sometimes called
Benny on the Record, where Ben tries to predict something.
Sonia, you're a journalist for Variety, a major, major pillar of reporting within this industry.
Oh, boy.
This is Benny off the record, okay?
He's pitching this around town.
There's a lot of buzz.
It's a hot package.
It's a hot, yeah.
Sources are saying.
Right.
Okay?
So you cannot break this story. We're only going to record it and release it on a podcast, but you cannot break this story
we're only going to record it and release it on a podcast
but you cannot report on this pitch
scouts honor
Benny off the record
and also anyone listening out there
don't take this idea
look at the running time
it's time to be done
David's so agitated
number four at the box office
I'm trying to think of what the
animal would be that shows up. Oh, sure.
It's going to be a toucan. I don't
know. Number four at the box office.
A movie they all thought was
going to be not as successful as
the movies this studio usually releases.
But boy, were they wrong. Just because it
stars an old man. Oh, Up.
Up. Oh.
Yeah, that was their argument always was like no one made toys for Up
because they were like
what are the kids going to like?
And it's like first of all
every kid loves their grandpa.
Yep.
Second of all
the main fucking supporting cast
of the movie is Talking Dog.
It's like dogs and weird animals.
No one made toys for that movie
and the movie is fucking
dogs flying airplanes.
But also balloons.
Yeah.
Kids love balloons. And a little balloons. Yeah. Kids love balloons.
And a little boy.
There's a little boy scout.
There was no merchandise for that movie. It's so bizarre.
When we do our fucking up episode,
there's going to be a negative merchandise spotlight.
Have we been in this room for three hours?
Yes, we have. We've been in this room for 100 million years.
We're never doing our up episode,
but if we ever do do it,
it would be called fucking up.
Peeville, that was funny.
Let's talk about it more.
We're going back.
Number five at the box office.
Our up episode is going to be in our Pete Docter series,
which is going to be called Podsters Cast.
I hate you.
I hate everyone in the world.
Podsters Cast.
That's so cute.
Podsters Ca.
Number five at the box office
is a
is the first time
in a while
that I've been
done with an episode
I've never been
more into an episode
I could record
another hour
easy
good
great
number five
is a Nick Cassavetes
joint
my other sister
say it again
it's not that one
my sister's sister
my sister's
keeper
there we go a weepy with Cameron Diaz I get all those sister movies It's not that one. My sister's sister. My sister's... Keeper.
There we go.
A Weepy with Cameron Diaz. I get all those sister movies.
Abigail Breslin.
Yes.
This fucking movie.
Isn't it based on the Jodi Picoult book or something?
I believe it is.
I think Alec Baldwin's in it?
I believe she plays the doctor.
Sort of in this early revival.
It's like cancer and organ donation.
It's not.
And there's another...
Yeah, I saw it eight times.
There's another sister too
that I think Dakota Fanning
was supposed to play
and then she quit
because she wouldn't
shave her head.
There's like a story
behind that movie
where it was like
Dakota Fanning
is not committed enough
as an actress
to shave her head
and then whoever they got
shaved her head
and then it didn't
help her career.
No.
It opened to $12 million.
Other movies
you got Year One.
Big hit.
Yeah, boy. Caveman comedy with Michael Cera and Jack Black. Harold Ramis' other movies you got Year One big hit yeah boy
Caveman comedy
with Michael Cera
and Jack Black
Harold Ramis'
final film
Harold Ramis' last film
unfortunately
Taken to Pelham
1, 2, 3 remake
which is sort of a soft
little hit
that summer
people thought it was
going to be bigger
yeah sure
Star Trek
which is great
big hit
oh wow
Night at the Museum
Battle of the Smithsonian
which obviously went on to win Best Picture that year.
Best Smithsonian Picture, obviously.
Right.
The first movie by a monkey to win Best Picture.
Away We Go, Land of the Lost.
There were some real stinkers.
Angels and Demons, Terminator Salvation.
This is like a lot of stinkers.
I'll say this.
This was right around the time when they announced the 10 Best Picture thing.
Because this was the first year of that.
This was the year post Dark Knight where they're like uh oh.
And I remember everyone saying like looking at the box
office at that weekend and going like
so what gets in now? Does Up get in? Is Pixar
going to get in now? Is Star Trek going to get in?
Like they were like they've done this to add in
more blockbusters. Star Trek came close
for sure. I think District 9
if District 9 hadn't gotten in Star Trek
would have gotten in
and then Avatar 2
having two big sci-fi movies
that year
fucked over Star Trek
otherwise I think
it would have gotten
the nod
quite possibly
so yeah
The Hurt Locker
it grosses 17 total
yeah
that's it
not great
it's out of theaters
by like October
you know
but it did linger around
for a while
and I did go to see it
this is what
I'm still obviously a huge movie fan
but I'm not writing about movies
and I am sort of like more just like
I just go see things.
And yeah, someone was just like
it's so fucking good.
Like it's like the best action movie
I've seen in years.
And I was like, okay.
Summit didn't know how to sell it.
It's interesting because I would never call it
an action movie.
I called it that.
No, but it is.
It is.
It's an action movie.
Yeah, it's all set pieces.
No, no, no.
It's just I would never think to. No, right. Because you think of an action movie as being less static. It's an action movie. It's all set pieces. It's just I would never think to.
Because you think of an action movie as being less static.
It's a very static movie.
And it's.
This is not a fun movie.
But it's like.
It's a really effective visceral action movie.
And then it wins six Academy Awards.
Can you name the six?
It wins Best Picture.
It wins Best Director.
It wins Best Screenplay.
It wins Best Editing.
It wins both the sound awards
yes it doesn't win
cinematography
music
cinematography
loses to Avatar
which is kind of weird
yeah well neither of them
should have won
but yeah
I think
watching this movie
a second time
I was very taken back
by the cinematography
I've never been the biggest
Barry Aykroyd fan
but he does
this is like his best
I agree
I think this is the best example
of this type of shooting.
What do you think should have won?
I just wanted to double check
the cinematography nominees
but yeah
the other
any of the other three nominees
would be my picks.
Did Deacon get in there?
Deacon
is not in there.
You've got Robert Richardson
for Inglourious Bastards.
You've got
Bruno Del Bonel
for the aforementioned
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
which is one of the most gorgeous movies
that are made
of recent times. That's an aesthetic feast. Not ever which is one of the most gorgeous movies ever made of recent times.
That's an aesthetic feast.
Not ever made.
One of the most gorgeous movies ever around them.
And that's when Yates figured out his aesthetic for that franchise
because the one before that
whatever it is is kind of whatever looking.
Five is a mess.
Some people like that one.
And then Christian Berger who shot The White Ribbon
which is like a great cinematography nomination.
That would have been my win.
That's actually one of the best looking movies I've ever seen.
So wonderful.
So anyway, there you go.
Interesting. Renner would have been my best actor that year.
I mean, Bridges won because he was
a legacy.
But say this, okay?
If Bridges had lost this year because they felt like
this was our year to honor Bridges,
if Bridges had lost and they had given it
to either Renner,
who I think should have won,
or Firth,
who I think is excellent
in single man.
Who wins the next year.
Right, right.
Okay, so what happens?
If they'd given Firth
this year for single man
and then waited next year
and gave Bridges
best actor for True Grit,
I think those are
better performances
from each guy.
I kind of wish
they Freaky Friday.
Here's what I think happens.
What's Bridges nominated for this time?
Crazy Heart
He's not even bad in it
But he tops it next year
Next year he's in a better movie giving a better version
If Ruth wins in 2009 I think he still wins in 10
I think they go to Bridges
Remember how much
Bridges
drum banging
It's the best, I love Jeff Bridges
people love the King's Speech
but Jeff Bridges' performance
in True Grit
is truly weird
which I love about it
I agree
but Jeff Bridges' performance
in Crazy Hearts
is a real Oscar picture
where he's like
I'm so drunk
I'm a fuck up
now I'm gonna sing a song
with Carl Farrell
but in True Grit
he wears long underwear
I know he's great
he loves to pull the cord.
You are not the Biff.
Yeah.
He's still good in that.
You are not the Biff.
What was Jeff Bridges nominated for before?
Thunderbolt and Lightfoot.
Last Picture Show.
Starman.
Last Picture Show.
And The Contender.
Okay.
I don't think he was nominated for The Fabulous Baker Boys, which is one of his best performances.
He wasn't nominated for Fearless, right?
No.
Rosie Perez was.
What were you going to ask?
I'm afraid I'm going to say something wrong.
No, it's fine.
Say it.
No.
Say it.
No, I'm going to look at my phone instead.
What?
What?
What?
We got them all.
We got them all.
This is safe space.
But what?
Was the one you were thinking?
Are you worried that Jeff Bridges wasn't in the movie you're going to say?
What is it?
No, I'm not saying it out loud.
Give me a second.
Surf's up?
Yeah, okay.
I was going to ask about the Big Lebowski, and then I got really stressed out.
I was like, do I not know who's The Big Lebowski?
He should have been, but that movie was sort of a flop when it came out, and the Oscars
ignored it.
You're going to get flamed for this episode.
God damn it.
Anyway, so.
They're going to call you Boston Market because you're about to get flame roasted.
I'm like really hungry.
Yeah, we're done.
Okay, cool.
Food's cool.
Okay.
This episode's like four hours long
great
I had so much fun
I did too
I had a great time
I had a great time
I did
I genuinely did
Sonny thank you so much
for being on the show
thank you guys so much
for having me
it was really fun
and this was a really fun
movie to talk about
people should read Variety
that's the best source
to find out
who's ankle in Project
oh my god
which skeins are hitting
the skeins
skeins
you don't have to say skein
Baphobia I do not have to say skein. Paphobio.
I do not have to say skein anymore.
I think that that like,
that's all gone.
That ethos has faded.
Do you ever say ankle though?
No,
I don't really know what it means.
I think it's a great,
like,
like David is furious
and wants to ankle this recording studio
immediately.
Does that mean take it out at the ankle?
Get out of.
Oh,
oh,
they would always say that when someone like quits a movie, they the ankle? Get out of. Oh. They would always say that
when someone like
quits a movie
they go like
it's weird.
Yeah.
Brad Pitt has
ankled the fountain.
That's Rushfield's
new thing
it's called the ankler.
I wonder if that's like
I think it probably is.
It's like a reference.
People should follow you
on Twitter.
Yeah I like having
an okay Twitter sometimes.
I think it's a good Twitter.
And you also
I'll say this
in my six weeks
of doing my press tour which which I did not love,
you were like the bright spot.
Great interview.
The end of this New York day, this press day, when I had to do all these like five minute
capsule interviews that were just like melting my brain, I got to end the day with you.
And the PR person came in after like 15 minutes and was like, I think Griffin has to go.
And I was like.
And you were like, no, I want to talk more.
And she was like, oh, I thought you'd probably just want to go to sleep. And I was like and you were like no I want to talk more and she was like oh I thought you'd probably
just want to go sleep
and I'm like
I do but I want to actually
get complicated thoughts out
and we had this like
fucking great conversation
it was great
that I think you wrote up
really well
and I even like
the way you contextualize it
is like two friends
talking about like
I can't believe we're
in these positions right now
we're talking in this situation
it was the best
I'm weirdly like
almost as proud
of that interview
as I am
of my work on the show
oh my god
that's such a kissing to say
great job in the interview
no I truly
because I felt like
that was like
the conversation
where I got to
encapsulate everything
I was believing in
and you definitely
got to say things
in your own voice
because I feel like
that's part of it too
is like of course
when you're thinking
about being an actor
you're thinking about
how like
every other person
who's been
in a superhero film of some kind
has somehow framed their performance.
It was just great to hear all that from you.
I'll say this too.
Almost every other review I did,
people misquoted me in one way or another.
I think because I mumble and I talk fast and stuff
and they just kept on using words
that didn't make sense
and completely decimated the logic
of whatever sentence I was saying.
Oh no. And you're the one person, I think because you know me well enough to be like... Maybe I just understood your sentences. that didn't make sense and like completely decimated the logic of whatever sentence I was saying oh no
and you're the one person
I think because you know me
well enough to be like
maybe I just understood
your sentences
right
yeah
because I read these other
things where people were like
they clearly just thought
I was talking gibberish
but thank you for that
oh my god
thank you for doing it
it was a real pleasure
thank you for being on the show
we'll have you on again sooner
oh my god
no it was great to be here
and if you guys do
end up talking about I don't
know the Harry Potter
films.
We'll have you back.
Alfonso Cuaron.
We'll do our David
Yates miniseries.
We'll talk one day.
Yeah.
All right well bye
blankies.
Thanks for having me.
Oh god they're gonna
love that.
That you address them
by name.
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Andrew for our social media. Joe Bowen and Pat Reynolds for our artwork.reddit.com for some real nerdy shit. Nerdy shit. Thank you to Andrew Guto
for our social media,
Joe Bowen and Pat Reynolds
for our artwork,
Lean, Montgomery,
for our theme song,
and
as always,
as always,
lock the gates.
Here we go.