Blank Check with Griffin & David - The Incredibles with Rebecca Drysdale
Episode Date: May 20, 2018Writer and comedian Rebecca Drysdale (Key and Peele, High Maintenance) joins Griffin and David for a conversation on the animated superhero family adventure, The Incredibles. But what is Syndrome’s ...villainous motivations? Is Rebecca the Pixar of people? And, seriously, where is Frozone’s super suit? Together they discuss their favorite Pixar films, earning tears, turtlenecks and summer camp. This episode is sponsored by ZipRecruiter (ziprecruiter.com/blank), WeTransfer and the Starkey Hearing Foundation (listenincampaign.org). Music by Kevin MacLeod “Parisian” (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Transcript
Discussion (0)
The supers are not gone, Mr. Incredible.
You're still here.
You can still do great things.
Or you can listen to podcasts.
Your choice.
What did she actually say?
Police scanners.
Oh, yeah, you're right.
Right.
It's perfect.
24 hours to respond.
Listen.
24 hours to respond.
Okay.
Then it blows up.
Sets off the sprinklers.
Oh, I just did it.
I mean, it's.
Oh, is that it?
Yeah.
I mean, do you want to give me notes?
I can do it.
No, I thought you were practicing.
No, we don't practice on this podcast.
A lot to my performance.
No, no, no.
I thought you were like, what about this one?
I'm not paying attention to what's going on.
We, at one point recently, were asked if we wanted to do a second take of something,
and I reacted with complete surprise.
Second take?
Remember that?
We were like, second take?
What are you talking about?
That's not a thing, is it?
Yeah.
I think people think that we act like we edit this podcast less than we do, when in fact
we just don't edit this podcast.
No, Ben just takes out the most egregious shit and, you know, digression.
Which is literally five things that have ever happened.
Well, no, he does more work than that.
I don't even know if we're rolling right now.
We're rolling. We're rolling right now. We're rolling.
We're rolling.
Oh, we're rolling.
That's kind of the magic.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Is this like, are we even rolling?
And would it matter if we weren't?
To be clear, we are rolling.
Yeah.
Okay, great.
And to be clear, it doesn't matter.
Yeah.
Hello, everybody.
My name is Downtown Griffin Holmes.
Great.
I'm David Sims.
And this is a podcast called Blank Check with Griffin and David.
Yes.
We talk about filmographies.
Directors who have massive success early on in their career
are given a series of blank checks to make whatever crazy passion projects they want.
Sometimes the check's clear, and sometimes they bounce baby jack-jack.
Baby jack-jack.
Baby jack-jack.
Sometimes they bounce baby jack-jack.
I love that babysitter character.
Oh, yeah.
Every single little character in this movie.
Yeah, hot take, perfect movie.
Hot take, literally no mistakes in this entire film.
Well, we'll see.
Wow.
Wow.
This is hard because The Incredible, to me, are we talking about it yet?
The Incredible, to me, is damn near perfect.
It's not only one of my favorite Pixar movies, but one of my favorite movies, period, in the world.
Damn near perfect.
It's not only one of my favorite Pixar movies,
but one of my favorite movies, period, in the world.
It is, if I had to sum up what I'm looking for in a movie,
it's that, it's the funniest movie, it's the best, I love it.
There's a reason I immediately thought to ask you,
because we have spent so many years talking about this. There are some things in my old age that I'm like,
well, wait a minute.
I think that's fair.
I think that's fair.
And it's hard for me,
because I also am an unconditional fan of it.
And I forgive all of the things that, like, I love The Incredible so much.
I think it's perfect.
But there are some things that I'm like, okay, but if I had to be a wiener and be like, in the name of, like, trying to make myself smarter, I'll take, I'll look at perfect things and be like, okay, but if I had to find a problem.
I mean, we'll do a wiener corner.
We'll set up a wiener circle.
Don't be a wiener circle.
We should introduce that this is a Brad Bird podcast.
Yeah, it's a main series about the films of Brad Bird.
He's one of my biggest heroes.
Okay.
Were you going to say Man Crush?
What?
Were you going to say Man Crush?
That too.
But I can't say my biggest
because there's like,
you know,
Jim Henson
and things like that.
Maybe one of your
biggest living heroes.
Absolutely.
He's,
yeah,
next loves.
This miniseries is called
The Podcastables.
That's right.
And today,
we're talking about
the titular movie
and it's the guarantor,
as we like to say,
on this show.
It's the one that gives him
the check.
It's called
The Incredibles.
And our guest
spoke before she was introduced
which is
three point shot.
So sorry.
No, that's what we like.
That's the test of character.
We see if people
innately do it.
And if they do
they're good.
If not
If they do
they're probably going to be
a little more into
how this podcast works.
Otherwise we throw them
right out the studio. No, otherwise we have just a slightly more into how this podcast works. Otherwise we throw him right out the studio.
Otherwise we have just a slightly more awkward
episode. Yeah, correct. I'm looking up
I'm just IMDBing to keep
myself up to date. I should have done that before
but there's some less
exciting moments. What?
I didn't know that. What are you looking up
exactly? I'm looking at what he's written
and what he's directed. Oh, sure.
The Life of Brad Bird. Yes.
Batteries Not Included, is that the one that got you?
Yeah.
And of course.
That was his first sort of big paying gig.
Because that was supposed to be an episode of Amazing Stories.
Right.
And then they expanded it.
He worked on that.
He wrote a couple of them and then he directed Family Dog, which was incubated by Tim Burton.
That's another weird thing we haven't talked about.
Right.
Family Dog was like Tim Burton designs that they hired Brad Bird to direct.
And then it was so successful, they put it in front of a movie.
Right.
And then they turned it into a primetime TV show, but kicked Bird and Burton off of it.
The Incredibles.
Can you introduce our guests?
Yes.
Sorry. No, no, I'm talking to it. The Incredibles. Can you introduce our guest? Yes. Sorry.
No, no. I'm talking to Griffin. I know that, but I keep being like, and the other
thing. But here's the thing. When I mess up,
our guest apologizes because she's
responsible. Yeah. Right, right.
I am in some way. It's all her fault.
It's my failure as a camp counselor.
Griffin has not introduced me. I'm not housebroken
yet. He really isn't.
Every week it comes in here and poops on the floor.
Well, so, I mean, we got the biggest credit out of the way.
My former summer camp counselor.
It is my biggest credit.
Yeah.
But also an amazing comedian and writer for Key & Peele, for Baskets, for High Maintenance,
for, can we say the show you're currently working on?
Or is that?
What show am I currently working on?
I thought you were working on a show.
I'm working on 18 things
that don't exist yet.
Like most writers, I'm playing
house in the world of
creating television.
Becky Drysdale is our guest today.
Hello. It's so nice to have me here.
Thank you so much for being here.
Thank you for having me.
Yes, I like to take credit for creating Griffin.
Yeah, in a lab.
Then you should be dragged before the highest tribunal.
I know.
But then also,
also anytime I do anything wrong,
then she kind of uses like the Stitch argument of like,
he escaped before I had a chance to work on all the campers.
It's been years.
Anything you like is me.
I will say though that your generation of campers have all gone on to be like giant stars.
It's absolutely insane.
Let's do a little run-up.
Who we got?
The Flash himself, Ezra Miller.
We got Lola and Elle King and Hannah Dunn.
Lola Kirk.
Everyone's on Mozart and the Jungle.
Right.
Literally every single person.
Elle King, five-time Grammy Award nominee.
It's insane.
I don't know Al King.
Not to mention,
most of us were on
that one improv team
that you coached
in my parents' living room.
Like Hannah,
Ellie,
Ezra,
and I were all
in Uncle Dad.
Right.
Which was the name
of our high school
improv troupe
where we couldn't
get any shows
because they were
all at bars
and we were 15.
Right.
It happens.
Yeah. It's really awesome to see. we were 15. It happens. Yeah.
It's really awesome to see.
It's really awesome to watch.
But then there's some other people.
People who weren't clown kids
which is what they called the comedy
section of the camp where all of us
were doing stuff. Lola not as much. Everyone else.
Lola didn't do it all.
Hannah, Ellie, Ezra, myself.
We gotta have Lola and Ezra on this show
Yeah
Lola will be on at some point
It's just about lining up schedules
I have not
spoken to her in a very long time
I would love to see her
Who else is doing what?
Sadie Dupuis
is a big former head of music
is a big indie rock star.
Right.
Oh, well, there's stars.
Of Speedy Ortiz.
Of Speedy Ortiz.
Wasn't Matt McGorry a Bucks writer?
Right, Matt McGorry from How to Get Away with Murder.
Of course, yeah.
And Orange is the New Black.
And the Orange program.
He's famously woke.
He is famously woke.
Quite woke, man.
Not afraid to shed a tear.
Right, he sheds a tear.
He has a safety pin in a t-shirt
Ezra from
other Ezra
from Vampire Weekend
right
oh um
caning
yeah we kind of
ran the table on Ezra's
seriously
in the 2000s
yeah is there any other
you know I would like to get
Ezra Miller on the show
pound
Ezra pound
we had Ezra pound
I'd like to get Ezra Miller
on the show
problem is
he's too dang fast
I can't keep him in the studio
no
he's too dang fast this kid can't keep him in the studio.
He's too dang fast.
Problem is, he turned into a... Everything down so that he is in super slow motion.
An emo cloud.
He did.
Yes, he's an emo cloud.
He turned into a cloud of emo.
The Harry Potter movie where Ezra plays an evil cloud.
He's sort of a sad boy for a while
and then he's a good cloud.
I went to see that movie not knowing he was in it and I was in the audience and audibly said, what is happening? Yeah. I mean, he's sort of a sad boy for a while, and then he's a good clown. And then he's a very sad clown.
I went to see that movie not knowing he was in it, and I was in the audience and audibly
said, what is happening?
I mean, I audibly said that too, and I knew he was in it.
Yeah.
It's very, yeah.
It had the little platypus that ate gold, though.
That was cute.
That movie was totally bananas.
Sorry, Ezra.
We went to this, you know, Becky was a camper and then became a counselor and then was like the counselor to us.
And then we went on to become counselors ourselves.
There's this very cyclical thing at this camp.
And it's a camp where like everyone's like the one weirdest kid from every school goes to this camp and is like, I have arrived.
This sounds insufferable.
And I was that kid too.
Fair enough.
And then eventually you get smoothed out a little bit.
You go through your arc. There's the clown head thing
we talk about where like you come
the one summer and think you're like
fucking. Isn't it the big fish little pond
thing where it's like yeah right you're not just the
one weird kid anymore.
It's time to learn how to work with others.
I will say that the clown shop like you know
you know as much as we all
as teenagers got a totally
disproportionate ego. Yeah. Because we had all been previously destroyed for all of the same things that then made us popular.
Right, and suddenly you're doing like sketch and long form improv and people are like fawning over you.
I know, and you're like a big star.
But I will say that so many people have legit gone on to do actually that for their living.
have legit gone on to do actually that for their living.
When I was a teenager, I worked with Dave Iserson,
who then went on to work on SNL and Mr. Robot.
He just wrote a movie with Kate McKinnon and Mila Kunis.
He's still a very good friend of mine.
David Minor was one of your counselors, right?
No, he was before me, but David Minor was a clown guy,
and he produces literally every television show on TV. Right. Thurry Rock and Kimmy Schmidt. He represents TFA and so forth.
So people, it wasn't, there was something built in that didn't make people only obnoxious.
Like there was also this element of like, no, but I'm really going to do this.
Right.
But you need a job at the end of all this.
Yeah.
And there was an element, I mean, and granted a lot of these people, myself, Griffin, everyone we know included, came from pretty supportive families with money and were given the opportunity and support to do those things.
But I'm not going to pretend that it was crazy uphill battle to be supported in our endeavors. But there was an element of like,
no, I understand that this is a real job
that is very hard and has a limited success rate.
And the place taught a weird amount of work ethic
because it's a very unstructured camp,
so you weren't going to succeed
unless you actually did the work
because there's not any hand-holding.
And we did, in two months, we did two fully original sketch shows with like 60 kids who were all in various places on the autism spectrum.
Right, right.
And it was hard.
And it was we basically had 12 days to put together an entire sketch show.
So it really did kind of I've never worked harder in my life than I did being the head
of that shop ever. Oh yeah. It's the hardest job and it's the most underpaid job. When you actually
break down the numbers, you're being paid like a cent an hour. Like truly. But it's also the most
fulfilling job. It's the best job I've ever had. But it is one of those things where like when
you're a camper and you're like, I'm weird. I've never had a place where I fit in. And then someone
suddenly like shapes you and puts you in a
context. Connoisseur context.
And then you like make sense and people are laughing
with you for the first time. It like
changes your life and then you get to the other
side of the wall and then the job is like
oh here are all these fucking kids that don't make
sense how do I make them funny? I know I have to make them
make sense. And that becomes the job like how do you make
everyone look like their Bill Hader?
Well it's also like what's so fulfilling about it is this idea of like someone did this for me
and so my investment now is right to pass that on it's not for the money it's not like you're
deeply deeply invested in passing on the experience that you had to this new generation of kids and so
like the idea of someone leaving camp and not being like oh I couldn't
live without this is your failure
right Becky like has a tattoo
of the camp logo I'm going to make such a good transition
you have no idea it's important
I know I just don't want to do an ad
read without even mentioning the incredible
she has a tattoo of the camp logo and when
she would see kids like crying she would go up
to them and be like I remember being this
sad and I now have this tattooed on my body.
I'm going to do anything I can to make you enjoy this.
Even if you don't want to do sketch comedy.
It's relevant because Andrew Stanton's nephew
went to Buckshot.
Really?
That's right.
Well, here's the transition I was going to make.
Oh, yeah, mine wasn't great.
That was good.
It was good.
It was good.
It was good.
It was good.
This was like a thematic story
that also ends in me being an idiot, which I know you love
and our listeners love.
Sarah Rubin, who's now like big deal at BuzzFeed.
Oh, that's right.
Sarah is so great.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Has five billion Twitter followers.
Has to get on this podcast.
She's another West Coast person.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
But she came to like, the auditions for these shows are like
all the kids get in the lawn
and you just try to do group improv games with them
to see who kind of pops a little bit.
And Sarah was one of these people
who like couldn't make eye contact.
She looked exactly like Violet Incredible.
Right.
She had straightened hair in front of her face.
She'd stare at the ground.
She was tough for animators to work on.
Totally.
Right.
Yeah, a lot of technical complications. She disappeared a lot. Right. She was like hiding from like the world and she was super for animators to work on totally right yeah a lot of technical complications she disappeared a lot
right she was she was like hiding from like
the world and she was super flopsy she had a side career
as like an NPR person who read these
great stories
like weirdly knowledgeable about Lincoln
yeah yeah yeah exactly but she was like
throwing out these amazing jokes and it was one of these
kids where I'd see like Becky every once in a while going
like I'm in love with her like that's my kid
like I see the like diamond there and while going like, I'm in love with her. That's my kid. I see the
diamond there and I gotta get it out
of her. And when the doors closed and we were all
trying to assign sketches, because you try to even
out talent, you used the metaphor.
You were like, Sarah Rubin
is Violet Incredible and I need to
get that hair out of her face so she has the
power to fight Omnidroids.
Did I say that? You said that. I don't remember
a goddamn thing I've ever said is what I'm learning.
You said that.
So then we were like, Sarah Rubin was like our pet project.
We were like, we're going to, at the end of the summer, make this girl know that she's
awesome, you know?
Which I think we did.
Yeah.
I hope so.
But there was like a workshop you did where you put Incredibles on a TV so you could do
some other work for two hours and then came out at the end and explained why it was good.
Interesting. And it was good. Interesting.
And Sarah was there and then when it ended we found this piece of paper with a really good drawing
of Violet Incredible and we all
went like, oh fuck, Sarah Rubin
drew that? She knows that she's our
Violet? Like this is perfect.
We're gonna fucking get the hair out of her face.
I totally
blew my cool and went to her and was like
Sarah, we saw that drawing
you left behind
that's so funny
and she was like
I have no idea
what you're talking about
and so this kid
Dennis Moran
left it there
and she got
no promise
no promise
no I'm just kidding
oh wow
I just
I love the idea of like
I love the idea of like
and it was this other kid
who we hated
right
I'm so glad
you remember
all this stuff
because I don't remember anything.
But like we did,
there was like that summer,
like symbolically,
like we got her hair
out of her face
and then she became
the funniest person
in the world.
Yeah.
The Incredibles.
The Incredibles.
And now,
The Incredibles.
And now,
The Incredibles.
The Incredibles.
2004.
Right.
So,
great year.
Sure. One of the best. One of the best.
One of the top 2004 moves.
John Kerry lost the election
mere weeks later.
What else has happened in 2004?
Lost.
I went to college.
Lost begins.
I go to college.
Me.
I know.
Huge news. I go to college. Me. Humblebrag. I know. Huge.
Huge news.
You went to college.
I began college.
Good lord.
You're all 10.
I'm fucking older than him.
David's the only person here who actually made it through college.
The three of us all dropped out.
I have a bachelor's degree.
Thank you very much.
I went back and finished.
I took some time off.
Okay.
Me too.
I'm still technically
on a year abroad. Yeah, I'm on a
10-year leave of absence.
Actually, in order
to drop out, I had to convince my
parents that I was taking a year abroad,
doing a work study or whatever.
I put together this whole curriculum
that I was going to do in Chicago,
which I knew I was just
dropping out and going to Chicago. I was like, no, I'm going to spend in Chicago, which I knew I was just dropping out and going to Chicago.
But I was like, no, I'm going to spend a year in Chicago and study.
And I put together this whole curriculum.
It got approved by the school.
And so I went to Chicago, grabbed Jordan.
Three-time Academy Award nominee Jordan Peele.
He might be a winner at this point.
He might be a winner at this point.
I fucking hope so.
Better be.
But yeah, grabbed Jordan, went to Chicago.
I knew I wasn't going back. But according to the Jordan, went to Chicago. I knew I wasn't going back.
But according to the school, according to Sarah Lawrence, I was doing this year abroad.
So the next year, I won the housing lottery.
I got number one in the housing lottery.
And I wasn't there.
I could have picked anywhere I wanted to live.
And there are some amazing places.
There's a tower.
There's a castle tower I could have lived in.
And three months later, started getting these notices that were like,
are you coming back to school?
Can you pick?
And I was like, no, I'm long gone.
I'm a superstar now.
I'm not just three months late.
I love that your friend who you grabbed hands with locked eyes and said like, let's do this.
Let's drop out together and like make it is Jordan Peele.
And my friend I did that with became a drug dealer.
Literally like three years later, I was like, let's catch up.
And I went on a crack selling run with him.
I didn't realize.
Yeah.
He wasn't even like a sort of expensive drug dealer.
It was crack and crack.
And cocaine.
Crack and crack cocaine.
It was a high-end crack.
But I was like, let's catch up.
And I showed up and he had a gun.
And I was like doing crack drop-offs with him.
That's a story I don't often tell.
Anyway.
I mean, I don't know what Jordan's doing on his off time.
No, Jordan was, I was like, hey, man, I think I'm going to go to Chicago and just like do this Second City thing and just like commit to this improv thing.
Yeah. And I was like like do you want to come and his answer was something something along the lines of like yeah let me get my stuff like there was no he's the most he's so laid back he
still is but like at the time it wasn't like well I gotta weigh the it was just like yeah let me
grab my chest my weed and let's go yeah I you give me 10? Yeah, I mean, it was so not a conversation.
So this movie, when it comes out,
you and I are both dyed-in-the-wool Pixar people.
I am too.
Come on.
I mean, I see them.
Becky and I go harder on Pixar than you do.
For sure.
I have the right to say this because sometimes you say dismissive things.
Sometimes I call you a child.
I did at some point have to become conditional about it. this because sometimes you say dismissive things. Sometimes I call you a child.
I did at some point have to become
conditional about it.
For a while I was unconditional
and then I was like, okay.
The first ten years were unconditional.
Even I am still pretty unconditional.
Really? I would love to have
some
conversations about those things.
I also think there are a couple that David haven't seen. Wait, what? I think there are a couple that David haven't seen.
Wait, what?
I think there are a couple
that you haven't seen.
Which ones do you think
I haven't seen?
Have you not seen Cars 3?
I haven't seen Cars 3.
I have not seen Cars 3.
Yeah, I've seen Cars 3.
Both very conditional movies.
Yeah, I'm very conditional about it.
I haven't seen Monsters University.
I said you haven't seen sequels.
I stand for it hard.
Yeah.
You stand for it hard?
I stand for it hard I stand for it hard
I like Monsters University
and I love
one of the things I love about Monsters University
is the
score
the music which was done by the
March 4th marching band
which is one of my favorite marching bands
I'm a big marching band fan
Monsters University worked
I also think it's the only smart prequel I have ever seen.
I wasn't actually trying to start Monsters University.
Well, you fucking did.
Yeah.
I think it's the only prequel where it uses the inevitability of the previous movie for narrative tension in an interesting way.
Yes.
I have seen everything else.
Good Dinosaur?
Yeah.
It's more like the okay dinosaur.
More like the bad dinosaur.
More like the trippy acid trip in the middle for no reason for 10 seconds.
That's crazy.
More like the corn farming movie.
More like.
Reptiles farming corn.
Reptiles don't eat corn.
Do they?
Do you know?
What do they do?
Not according to my game arc survival.
Do you folks know that The Good Dinosaur,
they did one of those classic Pixar,
hey, director, we're pushing you off the project,
and then didn't hire a new director for a year and a half?
And people in like,
So there's that part of the movie where the dinosaurs are just looking around,
not knowing where to stand.
Is this my mark still?
No, but literally, like, they would do interviews,
other Pixar people, and they'd be like,
so who's directing The Good Dinosaur now?
And they'd be like, you know, it's kind of just everyone's doing their stuff, and for
the time being, it feels okay.
It was strange.
I mean, it was very much, it was more a kid's movie than, you know.
I didn't hate it, but it was very strange.
It's The Mad Dinosaur.
It looked nice, and it had one great scene.
It was like a children's book.
Yeah.
That was sort of how I felt about The Good Dinosaur.
The tripping scene?
The sticks, where the little boy makes the sticks
to describe the loss of his family.
I was like, oh, we're getting somewhere here.
And then it's like, eh, forget it.
But you know what I'm talking about,
that crazy...
It's so insane.
And it's fast enough that you're like, wait, what?
What just happened?
But at this point, it's been Toy Story.
It's a miracle.
Bugs Life, Toy Story 2, Monsters, Inc., and Finding Nemo.
Those are the only Pixar movies that have been made.
So far, we're batting 1,000.
Right.
100%.
Two years from now is Cars.
So that's the first.
But almost exclusively, every film has outgrossed the previous.
Right.
It's like Bugs Life, I think, is a little down from Toy Story. Toy Story 2 outgrossed the previous. It's like A Bug's Life, I think, is a little down from Toy Story.
Toy Story 2 outgrosses.
And I will say very firmly
that I think A Bug's Life is the most underrated Pixar movie.
Right.
I mean, at this point, I feel like people were...
That's by a long shot.
I think that's the key to us retaining our friendship
is that we will always go hard for A Bug's Life.
If it's getting in,
and you're arguing you go as hard for Pixar as we do.
No, I'm saying at this point I do.
Sure.
Bugs Life is, to me,
in terms of storytelling and theme,
the tightest marriage
of a setting and characters
to the themes and morals
of the movie.
It is the tightest
and cleanest.
I've learned more about storytelling
from A Bug's Life than almost any other thing.
The other thing I've heard you
monologue a lot about is how
well the designs of every character in
A Bug's Life support their characters.
It's bananas.
A Bug's Life is like
run, don't walk
see it again for the first time i think and it's and it's also speaking of rules the tightest
uh set of rules that is the most uh aggressively followed set of rules in in a in a in a universe
well so yeah and it's a it's just a it's like a it's like a a a perfect quest And it's just a it's like a
perfect quest
story. It's like a total
you know, line for
line Joseph Campbell Star Wars.
It's like this weird
inside Frank Capra movie. Like it's very
like hard on its sleeve.
It's good. The first
very first shot of
A Bug's Life when they go into the tree and all the ants are walking in a straight line and the twig falls and they all panic and they have to make a plan to get around this leaf or something is the most incredible setup for the thematic ideas of the movie and it's
just, I just,
I'm very much a
I fight hard for Bugs Life
because I think it's very underrated and forgotten.
That's all fair. I think at this time
everyone's like, Pixar's
perfect, Bugs Life, like
that would be the take, right, at the time.
There was still shine on it. It still did well.
It's still so beautiful.
It's gorgeous.
It was the first use of that kind of light
and the translucency through the leaves.
You know, Ant's the movie that kind of stomped
Bugs Life a little bit at the time.
It didn't stomp it.
Bugs Life outgrossed it like three to one.
Yeah, Ant was like poor man's Bugs Life.
I'm not talking about box office.
I'm talking about critical reception,
which I think is a real thing.
People dismiss Bugs Life as a kid's movie
and Ant's was this, oh, it's clever and Woody Allen's in it. They also have Bee Movie, which I think is a real thing. People dismiss Bugs Life as a kid's movie and Ants was this, oh, it's clever
and Woody Allen's in it.
They have Bee Movie,
which does not show.
I just wanted to make a...
It's like being insane
for an hour and a half.
It is.
I do not understand.
Bee Movie is a good dinosaur
like times 10
in terms of how fucking bizarre it is.
Bee Movie is,
if I'm not mistaken,
a romantic comedy
between a bee and a woman.
Yes, but also
it's a reparation story
about bees trying to get
their honey back. The last act becomes a legal thriller.
It's insane. A legal thriller.
They're suing Lee Leota. I wasn't talking about
Bee Movie. I just wanted to say something about
Ants. Good job, Ben.
Fucking hell. He says one thing and you
caused a war. Good job, producers,
Ben. Oh, no.
Ants is a disaster. Thanks a lot,
Ben Doosan. Ant, he's doing this thing. He's doing his thing. Poet laureate. Oh, this is a bit Thanks a lot Ben Deuce He's doing this thing
Poet laureate
Tiebreaker
He's giving me like a million nicknames
Finest film critic
Thanks a lot fuckmaster
Good job
Keeping us on track
Meat lover
Fart detective
Peeper Birthday Benny White hot Benny On track, meat lover. Okay. Fart detective.
Peeper.
I'm just doing my job. White hot Benny.
Ben's indicating the thing I haven't done that I should be doing at this point.
Screw my job.
We haven't even talked about the movie.
David, we'll get there.
He's Ben today as a peen.
I just wanted to say about Ant.
Too busy graduating to different titles such as Producer Ben Kenobi, Kylo Ben,
Ben Knight Shyamalan, Ben
Say Ben-ything dot dot dot,
Ailey Ben's with a dollar sign,
Warhaz. Do we still not have
one? Fuck. So here's one that
Dan Daddario suggested.
Yeah.
Haz do you know? Yeah, Haz do you know?
That's insane.
B19 the Fennel Maker. Do you have Hagen-Haz? Hagen do you know? That's insane. B19, the fennel maker.
Yeah.
Do you have a hog and haws?
Hog and haws?
Now we do.
Now we do.
Hog and haws?
Hog and haws.
He's a real vanilla bean.
He's a real vanilla bean.
I think ants is,
it's so visually homogenous,
which I know is sort of the point.
It looks terrible.
That movie.
It looks pretty bad.
That movie looks like four buttholes now.
It's trying.
It really does.
It's trying to be
more real about, well, ants
look the same and they have the right number
of legs.
It's so grim to look
at it. It's a weird movie.
It's not the worst movie ever made.
It's a weird movie. It's not the worst
movie ever made.
It's the praise it deserves.
But here's the big thing we're talking around
also how dare you
how dare you
that's where I was
what did I do
no not how dare you
there's this whole
period where Dreamworks
was just
because they make
shit on Pixar's lawn
yeah
yeah they make movies
faster because they
don't care about
right
what Pixar did
at the time
the legend is
that it was like
it was like
Nemo Shark's Tale,
Bugs Life, Ants.
Shrek was supposed to be an answer to Monsters, Inc.
I can't even talk about Shrek.
We're not going to talk about Shrek.
A movie that Griffin saw three times on opening weekend.
Shrek made me want to kill myself.
Another movie that looks like four bottles.
It looks so bad.
I don't even care what it looks like.
Let me just say this about Shrek quickly.
At the beginning of Shrek where it was like, what me just say this about Shrek quickly. Sure.
Go ahead.
At the beginning of Shrek where it was like, what if, oh my God, I'm so mad.
What if all the fairy tales took place in the same fairy tale kingdom and all the characters from all your favorite fairy tales coexisted in this space?
Great.
I love it.
I'm in.
Three minutes into the movie, they take all of the characters, put them on trucks and
ship them out of the movie.
And then introduce characters you don't know and tell the story about them.
The kids love Lord Farquaad.
I mean, Lord Farquaad is kind of the best thing about Shrek.
But, like, it was like literally you took the thing that was interesting about this movie and put it on Holocaust buses and shipped them out.
Holocaust buses?
You know, the famous Holocaust buses?
I didn't mean that.
But like
they were like
we'll take the
thing that sold
this movie idea
and drive it out
of the movie.
And then the only
good things about the movie
are the characters
you do know.
Like the gingerbread man
puss in boots
all that stuff.
I think Farquaad's okay.
I'm cool with Farquaad.
I think we all agree
that movie's ogre rated more like nightmare works but i did love how to train your dragon more like nightmare
works is gonna get uh underrated because griffin just said ogre rated but that was also really good
i do i did love how to train your dragon i will say that's a nice movie i mean but that's the
movie i think they put more time into. I think investment of time
matters as well.
But yes,
right.
Real artists.
Absolutely beautiful.
They,
Pixar was on this
fucking miracle run
but I think they were worried
because with every success
of film they had
the expectations
became greater and greater.
Yeah,
that's how I feel
about my work.
That's how I feel
about this podcast.
Literally every episode
has been better
and more successful.
One day I'm really
going to screw this bitch.
This is after,
by the way,
airing after an episode
where we consistently declared
it was the worst episode
we'd ever done.
But our biggest hit.
True, exactly.
Now that people have seen
my two episodes
of High Maintenance,
the pressure is...
Such good episodes.
I mean,
I saw the first one at least.
I haven't seen the second one.
Right,
I only saw the first one
but it was great. I'm just assuming the second one was pretty good. What I'm saying is I don't have the first one at least I haven't seen the second one I only saw the first one but it was great
I'm just assuming the second one was pretty good
What I'm saying is I don't have the kind of pressure on me
Oh sure
Fair enough
But they keep citing you in interviews as like
Drysdale held us to a higher standard with storytelling
this season
I've seen them say that at least twice in interviews
That's extremely flattering
They're such great storytellers
It's that she's the Pixar of people
It also doesn't make sense So I knew you made it up interviews. That's extremely flattering. They're very good storytellers. She's the Pixar of people.
I made that up.
It also doesn't make sense, so I knew you made it up.
We had writers...
It really doesn't make any sense.
It was clearly nonsense.
Because there were writers in that room who were incredible playwrights
and people who...
not from the TV world, who are
actual storytellers with real skills.
So that's very surprising to me, but extremely flattering.
It was an incredible room to work in.
Hot take, and I used to write about television for many years.
Now that Halt and Catch Fire is done, that's the best show on TV.
High maintenance.
It is.
It's the only show on TV that every week surprises me.
I love it so much.
It was so interesting.
It was also right after the election during the Muslim ban, so was a really interesting like going to work every day and being like how
do we right how do you talk about this when we know the show is going to come out in a year
sure and how do we capture this moment that's unprecedented and we have no idea what is going
to be going on in a year will be right right will be. Right, right. So that was really interesting. It was a really nice place to go to work every day and feel like there was a lot of crying
and like it was a very safe space and like people, it was nice to be able to go somewhere
every day and be like, what the fuck's going on?
I love it.
And process that.
I love the show.
So the legend is that Pixar was in that kind of zone.
Yeah, they were.
Yeah, they were yeah they were they
were unbeatable but they were steve jobs who still was you know running the company as a company and
was giving sort of advice to the creative heads and going like here's the lessons i want to impart
to you as to how to not make an apple 2 yeah exactly you know right make a newton right and
he kept on saying like you guys can't get comfortable. You have to keep yourselves on. You keep thinking the Apple II was the
bomb. The Apple II was the success.
It was the Macintosh that was the bomb.
It doesn't matter. The Apple II was... That was
the money maker. Yeah. It's the one that
Jobs thinks is like hacky.
Are you saying the Honeydew is the money melon?
Exactly. Honeydew is the money melon.
So they
decided... The story they tell
is they saw Monsters, monsters inc which opened huge great reviews
doctor also amazing but they were like pete doctor's the genius of create the infrastructure
of the imaginary the rules of the world incredible world builder absolutely um they go we just had
another hit it's another buddy picture right we got nemo on deck sure that's another buddy picture. Right. We got Nemo on deck. Sure. That's another buddy picture.
Right.
We need to shake it up in some way.
Right.
And they knew that Brad Bird was a classmate of most of them.
And also all of them had their bite at the apple.
The 113 guy.
Yeah, right. All of the original sort of like top tier brain trust guys had their own project at this point.
They weren't doing all hands on deck movies anymore.
So they needed another guy in the hopper.
They thought he would shake things up.
And they brought him in.
They essentially had the blank check
to do whatever they wanted
and they said,
we want to gift it
to someone else.
And apparently,
Disney was like
super against
almost everything.
Interesting.
Were there other people
or was it just...
They were like Brad Bird's
Difficult.
Oh, sure.
He pitched it to them.
Well, and also,
the Iron Giant
had lost money.
Had lost a lot of money.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But he had a reputation.
He had gotten fired off a bunch of things because they were like, this guy's exacting.
Did they remember that they also fired John Lasseter?
Right, right.
But also, the story they tell, like, I watched this movie twice in preparation for this episode
once with the commentary because I realized I'd never heard the commentary.
Excellent commentary.
Excellent commentary.
I don't know if I've done that.
Isn't the commentary
the one that begins
with Bradbury being like,
this is not an animated film,
it's a film.
Like he's aggressive
like from second one.
He does that about
halfway through.
He says the next time
someone calls animation
a genre,
I'm going to punch him
in the face.
And you're like,
I think you will, Brad.
I think it's outside
of the animated genre as well.
Same with WALL-E.
It's also,
it's recorded the morning
after either Frank or ollie has died
his two mentors yeah yeah yeah um but we're at the end there right before the movies come out
before the movies come out so they keep on making jokes about like oh fuck i hope this isn't pixar's
first flop they don't say fuck but they like keep on joking about like yeah but they said and it's
clearly it sounds like it's about uh e Eisner that they went in and pitched it.
And Eisner, whoever it was, these top Disney executives were like, this is not an animated
movie.
Right.
And proceed to explain to Brad Bird what is or isn't an animated movie.
And they were like, you can't do animated films about humans.
This is an action movie.
They're better in live action.
It doesn't have talking animals.
Right.
Yeah.
Right.
They were just like,
this is not what does well in animation.
It's not a musical.
And Brad Bird just sat there silently and his producer, John Walker,
who he had brought in,
had been his, like, I'm a giant guy,
was like, I was genuinely afraid
that Brad was going to lose his mind
and get fired in his response.
Postal at Mike Eisner.
Right.
And in the greatest moment of restraint
I've ever seen him use,
he just turned to Lasseter and went,
John?
Because he kind of knew he had the Lasseter bubble at that point.
Pixar was so proven.
Which is insane because they said the same thing to Lasseter
when he was like,
you can do a feature-length computer-generated movie.
And they were like, he's mad!
Kick him out on the street.
But now four years later,
they were like,
we had to keep on fighting for fucking everything on this movie.
And I think they were all a little worried about it.
And the marketing was like very goofy.
Like very pun-based, very fat superhero-based.
Well, they released that little teaser that isn't actually in the movie.
They do that a lot in Pixar because they're not done with the movie.
I remember that teaser, watching that in a packed house,
and it was like fucking Showtime at the Apocalypse.
They were screaming.
It went over well.
It's amazing.
It did.
But then I remember when they cut the trailer together.
And was it their first, I'm sorry, was it their,
it was the first human movie.
Yes, yes.
First human Pixar movie.
100%. First movie with humans, yes. First human Pixar movie. 100%.
First movie with humans, full stop, ever.
Well, there are humans in the other movies, but they're not the mean.
Yes.
Right, and they tend to be creepy, plastic-looking people.
And they even talk about, like, that was a big thing.
Like, humans were always really tough to do in CGI.
And also a very tough.
Humans and hair.
Humans and hair.
Once they nailed hair.
That's the craziest thing.
It's like, this is this huge action movie
with all these stakes
and on the commentary
they keep on talking about
like the most difficult things
in this movie were
hair
feathers
fabric
oh the fabric is
water
I could go two hours
on the fabric in that movie
like the scene where
they're in the water
nobody wants me to
but I could
wet hair
when they land
after the plane crashes
and their suits are wet
you can see what a pain
in the ass that was.
Well when they're
after that happens
and then they're
zipping through
like Elastigirl
turns into a boat
and Dash is paddling
that his wet hair
is blowing in the wind
and it's insane.
It's amazing.
They keep on talking
about how like
there were all these shots
where they were like
Brad if we just
don't show this
we'll save like
a month and like $50,000
and he was like no it has to be in there
because he was I think he knew
this was like his last big shot
and he had come
with this premise under his arm
because he'd been trying to make this movie as a 2D movie
for years at different studios
I did not I don't know anything about this
was like not going to bend on this.
He was developing this in the 90s,
early 90s at Turner Animation
and stuff.
Ding dong!
Someone's at the door.
Just let him in, Griffin.
Oh, Ben's going for it.
Wow, everyone's opening the door
at the same time.
Hey, what's up?
Looking for stars.
The cable channel?
I'm sure that might be a good start.
It's on your dial.
Yeah.
Look, I got a skill, okay?
I find the next big stars.
Like the cable channel?
Megas!
No!
I mean, yes, although I did discover them.
You mean Hollywood stars.
Big Hollywood talent. Big Hollywood talent.
Big Hollywood talent, okay?
All right.
I'm looking for talent.
I've lost some of the more impressive members of my roster.
Uh-oh.
Who are you?
Cy Weinstein.
It doesn't matter.
Weinstein probably was a bad choice of a name.
Don't blame me for it.
I mean, no relation.
Hey, what's your name?
Cy Weinstein. He's doubling down on it. Great. Okay. No relation what's your name sy weinstein he's doubling down
in it great okay no relation i don't have a choice that's a lineage what's your name
sy hershkowitz all right there we go there we go and i resent having to be whitewashed in this way
uh all right so you're looking on you're on the lookout for stars right where where'd your other stars go uh most of them have died oh okay okay i mean you're you're an older gentleman
yeah i don't mean yeah i mean i i had some of the biggest uh stars of the 90s uh moose
uh the from rucky bulwinkle no uh the dog from uh Oh, from Frasier. Eddie. Oh, I thought you meant from...
You can't do that on television.
No, couldn't get him.
Couldn't get him.
He actually poured in on your territory in some ways.
Yeah.
No, you mean Moose from, like, The Artist.
Or no, that was Uggy.
Moose was the first dog.
I had Uggy as well, unfortunately.
Dearly departed Uggy.
Yeah, no, RIP, RIP.
I had, you know, Balto.
He was a cartoon, wasn't he?
Yeah, but I mean, who do you think's doing the voice?
You?
No, Balto.
Wasn't it Kevin Bacon?
Well, that's what they tell you.
They boost up the box office grosses.
Which it certainly did.
Right, who do you think did all the barking?
My guy, Mark Balto.
Look, I'm Hollywood's number one dog talent agent,
but the point is,
you work, you develop a talent for five years,
and then they kick the bucket,
and the dog talent agent.
Okay.
The second they hit cruising altitude,
fucking out the door dead.
So you're telling me you need some kind of a platform, maybe.
Yes.
Where you could find
the right job candidates fast and en masse every business needs great people and a better way to
find them something better than just posting your job online and just praying for the right people
to see it i mean sounds good keep on going they learn what you're looking for which sounds like
is uh mostly dog talent particularly now i want a dog who's good at wearing glasses.
Great. Well, they identify them with
people or dogs with the right experience
such as glasses wearing.
And they invite you to
they invite these dogs to apply.
Now, here's a fun fact.
80% of employers who
post a job on ZipRecruiter
get a quality candidate
through the site, but just in one day.
So you could get a glasses-wearing dog in
24 hours. Well, because
pilot season, hot project going
around right now. They're rebooting Bones, but
with dogs.
So you need a dog to play Bones, Dr. Bones?
Yeah, I need a dog who's good
at some sort of will-they-won't-they chemistry.
With a bone.
Here's the thing, the right candidates are out out there because they're testing tomorrow i need someone
so and zip recruiter is how you're gonna find them that sounds great to me all right well
right now blank check listeners can try zip recruiter for free that's right for free for
free that's right just go to zip recruiter.com slash blank thatipRecruiter.com slash blank. That's ZipRecruiter.com slash blank.
They're not even taking a commission?
It's ZipRecruiter.com slash blank.
Well, that's all I need to hear.
I'll leave the promo code blank.
Just remember this.
No, no, no.
Just remember this.
ZipRecruiter, the smartest way to hire.
Ben's really dragging her out.
As I said, what I'm looking for is a smart dog,
or at least a dog that appears to be smart
By balancing glasses on the bridge of its mouth
Try ZipRecruiter out for free
At ZipRecruiter.com slash blank
Alright get out of here
Sigh
Hey Griffin
You don't know that guy?
I feel like you know everyone in the industry
He used to represent me
Then he dropped you his only human client
um well we did that we did that god becky it would be so embarrassing if we had to do some
dumb improv thing in front of you on this show thank god that is not a circumstance we have
clearly been highly coached uh i thought it was great. Thank you. All compliments to Cy Hershkowitz.
Abelman.
I really had to. I rarely
will shut down one of your bits, but that
had to go.
So, The
Incredible.
The Incredible. So he makes the pitch
to, or is it Lasseter
recruits him? I mean, I know he had this pitch. Lasseter brings him in, but they still have the pitch to, or is it Lasseter recruits him?
I mean, I know he had this pitch.
Lasseter brings him in, but they still have to pitch to Disney what the film's going to be.
Disney doesn't believe it's a good idea.
I mean, they're accepting this pitch at a point like when only X-Men has come out.
Right, because it's like 2000, right? Yeah, you know, and they just fought really hard for this movie.
So the country doesn't even know what superheroes are.
They've never heard of them.
Yeah, right, totally foreign concept.
The other thing that is interesting is this is like the first Pixar movie that's not written by like a room.
Right.
Like Brad Bird wrote the movie.
Right, like he came in with his script and a lot of it was reworked.
But he essentially like entered with a spec.
A spec that he had been shopping around Hollywood
for like 10 years.
Whereas every other Pixar movie
had sort of been incubated in a collaborative way
and then someone goes off
and tries to make the bones of it mostly themselves.
Which I hear is one of the hottest pilots
this pilot season.
Dog bones?
You gotta get a talented dog for that.
You gotta get a talented dog for that. You've got to get a talented dog for that
in less than 24 hours.
But he makes this movie.
It's fascinating because in the commentary
he keeps on talking about like,
yeah, you know what I don't like in superhero movies.
And it's like there have been four at this point.
He's complaining about the cliches of the genre.
And there's so few examples.
But he was already upending things that we hadn't even gotten tired the genre. Right. And there's so few examples, but he was already upending things
that we hadn't even gotten tired of yet.
Right.
But I mean, you know,
there's a long history of superhero,
you know, everything else
before this generation of superhero movies.
It has this Fantastic Four kind of pitch
of like, oh, we're going to take the American family,
reflect it in these characters.
It's still the one good Fantastic Four movie
agreed do you know the Miyazaki
story no Miyazaki
visited Pixar at this time
when he was making Spirited Away I believe
like obviously you know
Pixar and Ghibli had you know Lasseter
and Ghibli had this relationship at that point
Lasseter helped Spirited Away I feel like it must have been the movie
after that well I don't know
I thought Spirited Away was before that too Spirited Away. I feel like it must have been the movie after that. Well, I don't know. I thought Spirited Away was before that, too.
Yeah, Spirited Away is 2002.
Domestically.
All right, fine.
So maybe it's...
Domestically.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, well, maybe he's working on the American release of Spirited Away,
which had a dub.
You know, had like a very...
Like, Lasseter supervised the American release of that movie.
Two-year dubbing process?
I don't know.
Maybe it's Hell's Movie.
Well, no, it's more...
Didn't this movie have like a four-year production process?
Let's just assume... Oh, it's 2001, too, so... Oh, it's more didn't this movie have like a four-year production process let's just assume oh it's 2001 too so oh it is fuck you're right actually it is no no it no it was 2001 in japan right right yeah okay um he visits yeah and bird was like sweating
bricks because he respects this guy yeah and he shows him some reels and he says like what do you
think like is this just American nonsense?
And Miyazaki was like,
you're doing a very adventurous thing
in an American film.
Like,
you know,
sort of like,
was like,
I'm very impressed with this
and like probably wandered off
onto a cloud
and vanished or something.
They also like,
it was turned into a giant baby head
and rolled away.
He jibbleyed on out of there.
Exactly.
Yes. Everyone became a river yeah
it was Pixar's first PG movie
which was more of a leap
than people thought it was
and it like almost opens
with machine gun fire
yeah it's true
and a suicide
yeah this movie's brutal
like directly
the suicide is like
whoa
like
that's a lot of parents
having to
turn to their kids and be like, we'll talk about it later.
And he directly says, you foiled my suicide attempt.
He didn't want to be saved.
Right.
But you have adults who clearly have a sex life.
There are all these complicated things in this movie.
Well, it's a movie about parenting.
I mean, it's a movie about parents.
It's a movie about parenting. I mean, it's a movie about parents. It's a movie about midlife.
It's a movie about losing your
sense of self.
I mean, this is not a
kid's movie in any way. It's also not
paying lip service. It actually delves into all these things
and has long animated discussions
with middle-aged people
weighing legacy and stuff.
Early middle age. Give them credit.
But there's all that stuff
with um
Wallace Shawn
yeah
like it's like
we're talking about
the corporate
you know system
right
and like being
stuffed into a career
too
but it also has
Holly Hunter
my point
who just
like it's just
too grown up
to be in a G-rated
movie I think
I agree
Holly Hunter's too
like mature
and interesting
too sexy
exactly
I'm also gonna
throw out a hot take,
and I don't say this lightly.
I think this is the best vocal performance
in any Pixar movie.
I think Holly Hunter's unreal.
It's unreal.
She's amazing.
Who would be the competitor?
I think Amy in Inside Out is pretty phenomenal.
I think that's phenomenal
and a deceptively difficult performance.
Absolutely.
And I think Albert Brooks is phenomenal. I agree. And subtle. That's phenomenal and a deceptively difficult performer. Absolutely. And I think Albert Brooks is phenomenal.
I agree.
And subtle.
That's even more difficult, too.
Yeah.
Because he has to do a lot of whining.
Right.
Yeah.
And I obviously love.
I mean, he's Albert Brooks.
I mean, he's good at it.
Yeah.
I mean, I love that Pixar, at least for a while, was casting people who were.
In broadcast news.
Very much the.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Very much the right person for the role and not the sexy star
Craig T. Nelson
which like
DreamWorks was
the Will Smith
of course
and the fish looks like Will Smith
Martin Scorsese
and the fish looks like
Martin Scorsese
I can't even
but like Disney
at this point
Disney at this point
hot to the youngsters
yeah right
but that was literally
DreamWorks' model
was like
take a celebrity
whose persona we all know
design a character
to look like them and just play into their bit and Disney' model was like, take a celebrity whose persona we all know, design a character to look like them, and just play into their bit.
Right.
And Pixar was like, hey, Disney, do you want to give us over $100 million to make a movie
starring Coach?
Right.
That was...
You know who was also great was Rip Torn.
He was a great Pixar voice.
And Richard Kine.
I mean, there were a lot of great ones.
Which one?
Why am I blanking on Rip Torn?
Wasn't Rip Torn the guy in Monsters, Inc. who was the...
James Coburn.
That's James Coburn.
Wait, who was...
Rip Torn was someone.
I think you're right.
But Coburn is Waternoose in Monsters, Inc.
Rip Torn is one of those guys, every time I Google him, I'm like, he's not dead.
Right.
I know he's not dead.
I've had my Rip Torn death tweet saved on my phone for literally nine years now.
Oh, maybe he...
Wow, I've never been so very wrong.
Guess what he is in?
B-movie.
Hercules.
Oh, yes, he's in Hercules.
Hercules, my boy.
He's so great.
That's my riptorn impression.
I thought he was in Swerver.
I thought too.
Coburn is the crab man.
Right. Bad crab boss. I think his. Coburn is the crab man. Right.
Bad crab boss.
I think his official name is Mr. Bad Crab Boss.
I may also be having like brain association with Albert Brooks and Rip Torn because of Defending Your Life, which often happens in my brain.
But so I'm glad I was wrong about that.
I thought, you know, I thought Amy Poehler's performance in Inside Out was truly one of, I think, her best performances.
I think it's a terrific performance.
Yeah, I think there's some incredible voice moments for a lot of people.
Hunter is just doing such a thoroughly adult performance in this movie.
movie. Like, A, I think she's one of those actors who
finds an unconventional way around
every single line reading without
sounding like that's the
purposeful challenge.
She's not doing like a Christopher
Walken thing where it's like, let me find a weird
tempo. And it was just a
really smart
choice. Right. And she's also
one of those people who like, always
reads with a lot of integrity.
Like, even if it's just a voice on screen, she has so much authority, integrity, gumption.
But she's also sexy.
And I think that the big thing for both of these characters was they have to be parents.
Right.
And she's trying to be a good mother.
And I believe Holly Hunter in that role. And they have to be grown
ups. They can't be cartoon versions
of parents. They have to be like
they're the main characters. We have to believe them
as complicated adults.
So
the movie opens with
this documentary opening
which he said he did because he wanted to
purposely play against expectations
of, like, you always open
with the biggest action sequence
to, like, start it off.
And instead, you start off
with, like, grainy.
A documentary.
Like, put it.
I love it so much.
I love it, too.
And, you know,
the square presentation.
And the newsreel.
Right, right.
Well, so then,
you go from that
to Mr. Incredible,
like, at his glory day.
Mm-hmm.
Trying to save as many people as he can before he gets to his wedding.
Right.
And then the newsreel.
Right.
Which like already there's one moment in this movie that activates a certain kind of like this is what I want to see out of a superhero movie joy for me.
That's still in the what 14 years since this came out I have not seen done again in any of the 40 million
superhero films that have been released it's when Mr. Incredible is like on the rooftop
and he sees Frozone all the way in the distance like sw, swishing by, and they just have this,
like,
long distance conversation.
Shouldn't you be getting ready?
Or whatever,
you know.
I got time.
Right,
especially in this,
like,
interconnected superhero
universe landscape
that we're in.
None of the superhero movies
have gotten across that vibe
of just,
like,
casually,
like,
this is just a world
where superheroes are just
doing shit all the time.
Like,
one superhero's saving
someone over here, another superhero's 20 blocks away saving someone else you know yeah like this is just an
ecosystem yeah it's just my only question is what's happening after they're all gone
you know i'm just running rampant well like like crime running rampant is one thing but like are
there like mole people drilling like you know who deals with the the sort of the more outsized
issues sure okay okay fair enough yeah i mean it's not a thing they delve into but uh drilling. Who deals with the more outsized issues?
Sure. Okay. Fair enough.
I mean, it's not a thing they delve into.
But, yeah.
So, you know,
there is this suicide thing.
I think a thing that Brad Bird is incredibly, incredibly good at,
and it translates to his live-action movie as well,
is knowing how
color can change the mood of a
scene. Because this is a movie
where like every time period
You're talking about Tomorrowland?
Tomorrowland I think it's probably the strongest
aspect of Tomorrowland
is like the color shifts between the environments
but this is a movie where like when he's going through time
periods or different environments like he's so good
at like this is fun and this is light
and then establishing a new scene where immediately
it's like ominous and sort of foreboding and there's which is also true of batteries not
included because you have these very sort of dark or darker more grim sort of depressing
yeah backdrops and then these this these moments of color he said that like his thing that he's
obsessed with and that he really wanted to capture in this movie is like the the fantastic mundane
like he likes that contrast
of
and he was like
when I went into Pixar
and I pitched it
I included a couple
specific jokes
and usually those pitches
you're doing just a larger
story arc pitch
but I mentioned the joke
of like Mrs. Incredible
looking at her butt
in the mirror
like some of those things
because I had to
hammer home to Disney.
No, but the idea is you keep on
getting back to how human these characters
are in these insane circumstances.
And he's really good at those
drab shifts where this
Glory Days section of Mr. Incredible is super
bright, super saturated, hero
theme. But the moment it goes into
that building with
Bon Voyage
Monsieur Incredible
the best character
in the history of cinema
Bon Voyage
he was gonna be called
Bon Perignon
makes me still
after seeing The Incredibles
150 times
I laugh
it's so funny
so hard
the accordion
on the soundtrack
yes the music
I can't
like
like a
like a giggling baby
his body language is so...
Yeah.
I love Bon Voyage so much, I can't even...
But that's, like, the other thing this movie gets to,
is you feel like, oh, this is just a world
where at any given time there are, like,
80 shitty villains like that running around.
Right.
Whereas, like, every superhero movie now
is, like, focused on one.
Like, there's one plot.
There are no, sort of like supplemental threats
that we're not even considering, you know?
And you're like,
Bomb Voyage is like robbing a bank every night probably,
you know?
You're forgetting about Suicide Squad.
Twisted.
We're doing that on purpose.
Well, yeah, you keep bringing up David Ayer movies.
You keep pitching bright on us.
Keep pushing bright. Yeah, before weyer movies. You keep pitching bright on us. Keep pushing bright.
Yeah, before we recorded, Ben kept on pitching bright to us
as if we had to explain to him that bright's already been made.
But what if it's brighter?
All right, Griffin, can I talk to you for a second?
You can always talk to me.
That's the format of this show.
Well, I'm glad that our relationship has a real back and forth.
Yeah, open boundaries.
I would say that our relationship is a sort of easy and free kind of discourse.
It's a constant transfer of ideas and thoughts and words.
Exactly.
It's sort of like the WeTransfer,
simple, easy, free uploading and share process.
There's no sign-in.
There's no onboarding.
There's no complicated file system.
You never make me onboard.
I never do.
I think that we don't talk about that
enough that's a competitive advantage actually um it's you know we transfer they're just they
they make the creative process easier for everybody okay but but i'm probably gonna have
to i don't know withstand some ugly wallpapers right while i'm on their site excuse me their
wallpapers are beautiful 30 of them are devoted to showcasing the best art photography music and
more from around the world.
So they kind of get back to the community. They donate that
space to artists, you know, to
promote their work. Yeah. Anyway,
so WeTransfer is great. You can share
big files around the world for free. No sign-in,
no offer codes, no password to forget.
You just upload, you send, and you get back to making
what you make. Okay.
I mean, sounds good. I'll get back
to making it. I mean i mean what we probably have like
30 seconds left on this let's just skip the rest of this ad and get right back into the podcast
it's wetransfer.com you make we transfer okay done so then we have this like shift where suddenly
like uh buddy shows up who's mr incredible's number one fan uh he he's uh voiced by jason
lee right brilliantly incredible
brilliantly
great voice
I'm incredible
does a really good job
playing the two ages
you know what really
yes he does
you know what really
gets to me about Buddy
especially that the teeth
his teeth are all weird
and it freaks me out
I think it's intentionally
he has like kid teeth
well he also
intentionally was
modeled after Brad Bird
well
but how intentionally right
because i thought brad bird only realized that later right wasn't that something they were kind
of sneaking by him yeah it was intentional on the part of the designers i'm aware right he didn't
realize it was him but they were also terrified of him because he's like so exacting the documentary
about like the big making of like begins with them being like there's a 700 pound gorilla in the room
and it's brad bird right like that's how they describe him and he's just like sitting there
being like yeah that's me you know like there's a clip in that documentary where he's like and
ladies and gentlemen here's our new director brad bird like they're bringing him just to meet all of
pixar and he's like i know you guys are sitting back and you're like huh yeah we're pixar we're
pretty good four hits in a row but like i'm here I'm here to tell you. Like, he was Arlie Ermey.
Like, before he even got his, like, staff, I think.
He was also very, like, you have forgotten what 2D animation is,
and I need to remind you.
Like, he was really, really religious about that.
And he didn't want to go to Pixar because he didn't want to do CGI.
He didn't want to do CGI.
So then when he got in, he was like,
I want to do everything I would like to do in 2D
that I'm told I can't do in CGI in CGI.
Right, right, right.
Because you're Pixar.
If, like, you're on this much of a hot streak, you can support me in doing whatever I want.
Yeah.
But then you hear him talk about it afterwards, and he was like, yeah, I was terrified.
I thought I was, like, ruining the entire thing.
Yeah, he deals with his anxiety in one way.
Right.
So people deal with it another way.
But I think a thing I really like
in this movie
is that like
Mr. Incredible
is a dick to Buddy.
Like he is
overly harsh
and dismissive
in a way that it's not
just like this is
some annoying kid.
He gets what's
coming for him.
But like Mr. Incredible
could have
stopped this
if he were
a little more diplomatic.
Well that's like
what happens
when you're
the camp counselor
who dismisses the kid with the hair in front of her face.
I work alone.
Right, exactly.
And then they end up going crazy.
Yes.
But this is where some of my problems start happening.
Okay, okay, all right.
Is with the villain.
So I think what makes my favorite Pixar movies, especially as a person
who's like learning from these things and have, has, has learned so much from these
things.
And, and, and actually, um, a great example is in Finding Nemo, um, where at some point
early on in the movie, someone just says what the movie is about out loud in a sentence.
Right.
And in Finding Nemo, that is when Marlon says, I promised him nothing would happen to him.
And Dory says, why would you promise him that?
If nothing ever happens to him, then nothing will ever happen to him.
And it's like every single thing in the
movie supports that idea thumbs up isn't that insane it's amazing and in the same way in a
bug's life the theme is so tight you know we're gonna explore the idea of marching to your beat
the beat of your own drummer in a world where everyone walks in a straight line so pixar movies
the good ones i feel like are very i keep saying tight because it's the best way I can explain it,
but I feel like the best Pixar movies are so clean
with the theme versus setting.
There is nothing that doesn't feed into the theme.
Right.
From a design standpoint, a story, dialogue, action.
And to me, when I write things, I use that lesson of like,
if this isn't supporting that statement, it goes.
Yeah.
Because jokes are easy
you can come up with a million jokes but if
this thing is taking me away from that
larger mission statement I can lose
it so it becomes a really good editing
tool so my
issue with
the Incredibles is I don't know if it's
about if everybody's super
then no one will be
or if it's about everyone is special.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, if everyone is super, then no one will be is not what the movie's about.
And I don't understand it as Syndrome's motivation.
You know what I mean?
His motivation is not to make no one super.
His motivation is to create a villain
that only he can defeat
and thereby make himself
the greatest superhero ever.
He also says at some point in the movie
that his idea is that with his technology,
anyone could be a superhero.
It's not even just selfishly
him wanting to be as powerful.
It's him wanting to take the power away
from those who were given it from birth
yes but then you have dash who on the other side of that coin says um something i'm going to
misquote this and i hate myself for it but something about like you know if if if everybody's
special then no one is is that what he says? She says everyone's special, Dash, and he says,
which is another way of saying that no one is.
And Syndrome says that in a triumphant way.
Right.
If everyone's special, then no one will be.
Yeah, I guess there's something for me,
and I'm very, very happy to say that it's,
I'm very happy to admit if it's just that I'm not smart enough,
because I believe very strongly that the people making these movies
are significantly smarter than I am.
But there is something about those thematic statements
that didn't sew together for me
with what the movie ended up being about.
Well, this is like a movie...
Especially because what it was so much about for me
was these middle-aged people
trying to recapture their youth and find meaning.
Yeah.
You know, it didn't,
I had an issue with sort of sewing together
this idea of everyone is special, then nobody is,
as either a motivation.
It didn't get, it didn't feel answered to me.
This is a movie that people fight over a lot.
People fight over the motivation of syndrome.
And what the ideology of the film is.
And the political implications.
Because he gets thrown this accusation of being this kind of
Ayn Randian, like, objectivist guy.
This is the movie that is the beginning of that argument,
and it is the most, it is the clearest argument.
Because I want to say, that being said, it is still like,
like, I will stand in front of an army of armed men to protect this man.
I think it's genius and brilliant, whatever.
That's my only thing that I'm like, I don't quite understand.
Because it's said twice.
Because it's clearly like this thematic statement that I don't see it supported in the way that I do with other
Pixar movies. Well, the other thing with the movie
not to like draw too neat
a line, but that
I think the main thing this
movie comes out of, especially when he's
like writing it in the 90s and he
can't get like arrested in Hollywood, right?
Right. There's this long period where he's burned
so many bridges as being that guy's too difficult,
he's too exacting. Is that true?
I don't know anything about that part of it.
We talked about it a lot on the last episode.
He got like fired from Disney.
He was like the wunderkind.
And he got fired from Disney.
And they, because he kept on going into superiors and going like, we should make this better.
We should do this the way they used to do in the 40s.
And they'd go like, we don't give a shit.
So they fired him.
Getting fired from Disney is a great way of them becoming in charge of Disney.
Right. Right. I think, well, okay.
Because we went over a lot of that last week.
No, it's fine. I just don't need Griffin to rematch it.
But to tie it into this, I think
the main thing this movie is coming
out of is his frustration
with, I'm constantly
being told that I shouldn't
play to the best of my abilities.
Yes. He kept on going
into environments in which... It's that of a frustrated
artist, right? That's the argument against him being
a Randian. And they would keep on saying, you don't have to aim for a
10, just do a 2. But what I think Becky
is bringing up is, what's Syndrome?
Right. So that's where it gets murky. Because what
Syndrome is, is a genius. Right.
He's undeniably talented. Yeah.
He's absolutely prepared to be a superhero.
Like, you know, once he's a grown-up.
Yeah.
Maybe not when he's a kid, right?
Mm-hmm.
He has the zero-point energy thing.
Like, he's, he could be a super, right?
Yeah.
He could do this shit.
So what's his motivation for doing all of this past go-home buddy, I work alone?
At first, it's, you know, like, there's this, there's this, that's why I'm saying there's these kind of two ideas that I can't reconcile.
One is, I'm going to create this unbeatable, I'm going to create a villain that only I can beat, and then I will be super.
That's one thing.
Sure, yeah.
That even Mr. Incredible can't beat.
Right.
And then I'll be even better than Mr. Incredible. On the other side, his goal is I'm going to make a situation
where everyone can be a superhero.
And then no one will be.
Yeah, and then that kind of makes me feel like
is his motivation to make everyone be able to be a superhero?
Or is his motivation...
Because there is a moment where he
walks away very in a very villainous way and and says then no one will be so is his motivation to
make everyone super or to eliminate the idea of superhero altogether that is the thing that trips
people up with this movie and i think it's fair he wants homogeny and what does that mean and why
is it picky i mean again yeah i guess it is My read is that it's both of those things.
Like, it gets into, I feel like a lot of Brad Bird movies are him externalizing arguments that he has with himself.
Sure.
But I also think that those storylines lead me to feel like, oh, this to be about a movie about what makes something someone
super is it being a born superhero or is it making gadgets and stuff that allow you to
you know behave the way a superhero like what truly makes someone super but that's not what
the movie's about either no no i know but it's so easy to get into that because they're all born
with their powers right and the villain is someone who like worked hard right right but it's so easy to get into that because they're all born with their powers. Right. And the villain is someone who like worked hard.
Right.
It's fucking weird.
And there's,
there's a whole thing of like,
I make gadgets and stuff so everyone can be a superhero.
Right.
And that makes me think that the movie is trying to be about something that
the movie is not about.
So I,
I had a little bit of a hard time with,
and,
and I'm very,
um, obsessed with villains and what motivates villains.
And so.
Oh, so you must love Suicide Squad.
He's got like 10 villains.
I actually made the wise choice to not go see Suicide Squad.
So that's my sort of like nitpicky thematic issue with it that I hate having because I love The Incredibles so much.
Yeah.
I think it's fair.
But I think especially because he was a scorned child that whatever his motivation is should stem from that, which it sort of supposedly does.
But then it's like his goal,
his mission doesn't quite
sew together with the origin story
of why he started doing this.
It's like a have and have nots thing
where it's like this seed of resentment
is placed in him
because he's told in no uncertain terms,
you will never be a superhero
because you were not born a superhero.
It doesn't matter how hard you work,
how much you care, there is
sort of just like a Rio Grande line here
that you can't cross. It's kind of like a star thing.
It's like you either got it or you don't, kid.
You don't got it. So then what he wants to do is
essentially just tear the entire thing down.
Wipe out all the superheroes. He wants to
become a superhero in a performative way
to prove that anyone can be a superhero
so that no one will ever be a superhero again.
I guess. It's a little convoluted
and it also makes me feel like
it should then be
you know
if Mr. Incredible
is like, you'll never be a superhero
superheroes are born
then to me that invites a story of Mr. Incredible learning his lesson
and Buddy's redemption as opposed to Buddy falls down into a lava pit
or whatever he ends up, however he ends up dying.
No, he gets fucking shredded by a jet engine.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Oh, my God.
There definitely isn't a redemption arc for Buddy. He remains awful until until the very last moment which he dies like a loser and an idiot
and uh and mr incredible he opted for the cape yeah i mean he's also like a psychopath he's like
willing to murder children for reasons that are sort of only vaguely understandable i also think
he's a great villain i love how playful he he is. He's a good villain. He's very well played. Right. Yeah, I love how joyful and playful and maniacal he is.
He's a fan.
He's like a fan of all this.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, and this is maybe the answer to your question.
He was originally supposed to be the villain.
There was supposed to be a cold open of the movie, different than the one we have, where
he was the villain invading the family, trying to get revenge on Mr. Incredible while they were in like witness protection anonymous hiding in the suburbs and
they had another villain who was more corporate I guess there there's an element where I feel like
there's kind of two movies happening yeah I also think it's a movie it differs from the other Pixar
films certainly up until this point where where they had been very cohesive and straightforward on, as you said, everything supporting one theme.
Whereas this movie is sort of more of an essay, exploring questions from a lot of different angles.
It has complete thoughts in terms of character arcs.
In terms of themes, it's kind of wrestling with a lot of things and not
trying to really settle on any one thing at the end.
Or I'm wrong. Or I'm
not getting it. But also, no one's ever
been able to totally crack this movie in terms
of what he's trying to say. There's a reason
people keep on coming back to it and going like,
are we supporting this weird Atlas Shruggy thing?
Which I don't think it's that clear cut,
but it also is like, you can never
find any read of the movie that totally lines up
the thing that
the thing that always sticks in my craw the most
is the
running at the end
the running at the end? yeah Dash is winning
the race oh sure he doesn't he comes
in second no I think he wins
no they pull him back
I mean I know he pulls him back but I thought it was like
not too close he comes in second where it's like he shouldn't be allowed to run
against those people i always get so mad about it yeah he's got super speed and the argument but he
doesn't win that's the point is like he just that makes no sense the argument of the movie seems to
be like oh but he's finally embracing his gifts he's like one he's not right and two it's not fair
and i think the movie is like well that's life you know what i mean and like that's where i always
yeah the one thing about the incredibles that bugs me sure i can't dismiss it whereas like
with ratatouille and tomorrowland his other quote-unquote like little slightly randy and
movies i'm more like that i think he's moving away from that i think he's challenging it i think you
know like this is the one where I'm like,
what am I supposed to take away from him running in that
fucking race? I mean, to me, it's just sort of like,
you know, a bow on
Dash's story
and we can kind of
be like, oh, that's the happy ending. And the bow on
Violet's story is, like, so emotionally
fulfilling. You know, the bow and everything, but with
Dash, I'm like, what? He can't
race? That's crazy.
I wonder.
Violet ends up dating my friend John Trowbridge at the end of the show.
Tony Ridenger does look like him.
Friend of the podcast.
Friend of the podcast and former guest John Trowbridge.
He looks like John Trowbridge.
He does look like John Trowbridge.
Hey.
He's so awkward, that guy.
That name is so good.
Tony Ridenger.
Tony Ridenger.
You're talking about.
No, I'm talking about the character.
Yeah, I know. You're talking about one of our best friends you're talking about. No, I'm talking about the character. Yeah, I know.
You're talking about one of our best friends.
Another turtleneck, by the way, Ben.
We were talking about a turtleneck.
Well, and this is where I want to segue into something that, if I may,
that blows my goddamn mind about The Incredibles.
The last time I watched The Incredibles,
and this might be just something we all have,
you've talked about a million times,
and I'm like, my mind is blown,
that The Incredibles,
I was watching,
the last time I was watching The Incredibles,
I was like, wait a minute.
Does this take place in the 60s?
Yeah.
Have you read about this?
No, what do you mean?
So The Incredibles like takes place in like
an undefined
right
kind of retro
retro-y
place
right
but
Unisaburg
right but
beyond that
so the newsreel
the newsreel
with the suicide
whatever you think
is like
40
you know that could
be anywhere from the 40s
to the 50s
even the early 60s
I always took it as 50s, maybe late 40s.
The story takes place 15 years after that.
So the latest this could happen is the 70s or whatever.
The newspaper he's reading has the date 1962 on it.
Interesting.
All of their furniture is mid-century modern furniture.
Yeah.
All of the gadgets and mid-century modern furniture. Yeah. Every, all of the
like gadgets and stuff are very
1960s. A lot
of the vehicles are as well. Yeah, and
like the whole look of the communities
and the office. Yeah, like the cop uniforms
are like the two button, you know, whatever. And other than
supervillain technology, there's no
Right. And there was that supervillain
technology in the 60s
superhero movies anyway.
But my brain exploded.
And then I started reading about it.
And there's like all of these like tons and tons of articles about when the Incredibles took place. Debating when it takes place, yeah.
Because the, again, even just that newsreel, the timeline with the newsreel and knowing that this is 15 years later
like
it's the mid 60s
yeah yeah 100%
and it's really interesting
and then I watched it again
through those eyes
also the island is very like Bond villain
very Dr. No
and stylistically it's like
oh yeah that makes like
throwing back to that imagery and that visual language.
I totally understand.
And that's very Pixar.
But literally.
Literally.
It's in this like it's not just like throwback genre stuff.
It's like actually takes place.
Yeah.
Then.
And it's it's and then and there you have your turtlenecks.
Yeah.
Which also.
Turtlenecks.
Yeah.
But you know what I mean?
An Iron Giant from the 50s.
The car that they're...
Iron Giant's in the 50s.
Yeah, the car that they're sitting in
when they're listening to the cop,
the cop scanner.
Yeah.
Like, it's...
It just...
I had a moment of, like,
the world changed shape.
Sure.
But even when you're looking at, like,
Bob's office,
where he has all the sort of, like,
Mr. Incredible heyday memorabilia,
the, like, format of the Time Magazine cover.
Oh, yeah.
It's all the early 60s. It's very much like the Woody collection in Toy Story 2 where they've like so studied what merchandise looked like from that time period, what press looked like from that time period, all the sort of graphic design styles and everything.
Well, and the quality of the film, great in quality of
the interview.
It's
the newsreel
that places it, really.
That's 47, essentially.
When you see all the men
walking in their hats, that incredible
shot, that's one of my favorite things in the movie,
is that out-of-focus rack
shot. Which they say is one of the five most complicated shots
I'm sure.
I'm obsessed with pulling focus in animated
movies. I can't wrap my
head around it. It blows my mind.
And that shot which
is
I can't even wrap my head around
but
because of the clothes that they're wearing
and because of the way
it was shot it's just like that's when
the movie takes place. It blows my mind.
That The Incredibles
watch it again. The movie takes place
in the 60s or the 50s.
It's like unclear.
1962 is the perfect read to me.
But then there are things that are outside of that
live outside. There are technologies
that are a little outside of that and stuff
but it's very interesting.
I'd like to nerd out about something for a second.
This is something I had not heard before.
Now let's nerd out.
If I can open this nerd box here.
A big difference
with CGI versus hand-drawn animation
is there
is essentially a simulated
camera within the computer.
It's like you have your little set
and you have your characters and all your props,
but then there's another part of the program
that is this digital computer
that is able to pull focus and such,
but also rather than just drawing it
from the angle that you want the shot to be at,
you stage it in a sort of proscenium way
and then you kind of find where you're going to place the camera
and set up your shots and your coverage within that animation, right?
Yep.
Also, can't you do that after the fact, too?
Yes.
Right, but that's the point.
It's like you pretty much, like, you animate it straight to some degree,
and then he'll go in like a director would after seeing a blocking rehearsal
with, like, his camera team,
where there's literally, like, the team the team that's like the digital camera team
and he's like could we shoot it on this kind of lens
and the computer pretends
that that lens is on it whatever
all this crazy stuff but so
a big thing they did with this movie because this movie has like
a thousand different sets
and most of the Pixar films have been pretty contained up
until this point they have a couple central environments
and they'll reuse a lot of the
same like Monsters Inc has'll reuse a lot of the same, like, Monsters, Inc.
has, takes place a lot
within that office building.
You know?
And then there's, like,
his apartment.
Right, right.
And Toy Story takes place
in essentially, like,
four rooms.
You know, Bugs Life
all takes place in, like,
the backyard.
They had so many sets
for this,
and each of those sets,
you have to take the time
to design it
and also construct it
in the computer and construct every object, you know? Like, if there's a coffee mug. Which is why they make sequels. those sets you have to take the time to design it and also construct it in the computer and construct every
object, you know?
Which is why they make sequels. Right, you have to render the coffee
mug. They save a lot of time if they make
a sequel and money.
Well, they have rigs. You know about rigs?
Yes. Oh baby, do I know about rigs?
So the thing that blew my mind
was... Tim Riggins? Do you know about Tim Riggins?
Of course. Do I know about Tim Riggins?
Yeah. King of the Riggers?
Easy.
A thing they did in this movie that is incredible, no pun intended,
is in order to save money, they partially built digital sets
and then placed the camera in places where you couldn't see
that the rest of the set hadn't been built like it was a live-action movie.
So they actually did it
like a live action movie.
Right.
Right.
So like if Syndrome's lair
is like this big
or that one transitional room
with like the volcano door
is this big
and it would take
that much time and energy
to do the whole thing
they're like
can we shoot it
from this angle
so you never have to see
this corner
of like Edna Mode's house.
Yeah.
Which is insane
and ingenious. It's amazing. Yeah. Which is insane and ingenious.
It's amazing.
Right.
I mean, they do,
and this movie is,
needs to have that globetrotting Bond feel.
Right.
Has the score.
Right.
You know, like in the Edna Mode, right?
Like, so you gotta,
I guess you gotta do that.
And because people are more discerning
with human characters
in like the whole kind of uncanny valley way,
like A Bug's Life,
they had like four ant templates
and they essentially kept on copy pasting them for all the like crowd scenes.'s Life, they had, like, four ant templates and they essentially kept on copy-pasting them
for all the, like,
crowd scenes.
For this,
they had to develop
a whole new technology
to be able to, like,
mass-produce variations
on a couple human types
so that they could have, like,
in that scene
of all the businessmen walking,
like, 40 characters
that look somewhat distinct
but you don't have to spend time
designing each one separately.
There are all these cheats
they came up with which are, are like very bootstrappy live action
type things in order to like pinch pennies because he kept on being like, no, I need
the shot of the finger going through the hole on the costume, which they were like, that
will take us nine months to do.
Yeah.
With the fabric.
Yeah.
Have you ever seen those, um, the um the um those like hair algorithm tests for
for monsters yeah it's unreal it's insane we're like sully he'll be jumping over
sully he'll like jump over a barrel and his hair will be left behind him and he's like turn into
a koosh ball right if he touches the wrong object right um, so we get to... Yeah, let's talk about the movie.
Aborted Suicide.
We have been talking about the movie.
No, no, no.
It's just you don't understand
how long this fucking podcast goes.
We don't have to do
the equivalent amount of time
to what we've set out,
the pace we've set out right now.
Well, but that's always the problem.
We spent an hour and 20 minutes
on five minutes.
We're talking themes, baby.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
But then the thing is
you then want to talk about 10 more things. You don't have to go through the plot. It's also partially. I know. But then the thing is you then want to talk about
ten more things.
You don't have to go through the plot.
It's also partially my fault
because I'm like,
here's what I want to talk about.
So you can just,
when I leave,
you can blame me.
Yeah, but we always end up doing that.
We could do a dash.
This is what I'm saying.
Hey, let's do a dash run
through the plot.
Yeah, but the problem is
there are,
I swear to God,
50 things in this movie
you want to talk about
for five minutes, right?
I guess it's a six-parter.
I don't know what to tell you.
This is what I'm saying.
It's like you can say we can rush through it, but we always end up like,
oh, well, actually, that is interesting, though, you know?
I'm counting at least five minutes of talking about how long it's taken.
This is what the fans demand, people.
Can we talk about my favorite character?
Yes.
Violet?
Yeah.
All of our favorite characters?
I don't know
I have to wait on that for a second
I just haven't decided
The thing they do so well
with Violet
Very unusual character for a movie like this
Would you say?
Not something Disney has done a lot of
No, but it also feels like
they're not
And then they also did it a little bit in Inside Out.
Yes.
Yes, years later.
A teenager.
A convincing teenage girl.
Right.
They made the whole movie about that, about building that character.
But there's something so specific to her level of self-consciousness
and when it's cut with anger.
There's the scene when she starts freaking out at dash
making fun of her for tony riding sure at the dinner table where she gets like a little bit
too angry like her emotions just get a little out of whack and there's one shot where she looks
maniacal talk to me a little insect right right like she looks like evil yeah right right um
well she's got the one eye too right. Right. Which is a little demonic.
Right.
And it's also just like, talk about writing to theme, the beauty of this girl who doesn't want to be seen can literally turn invisible and still feel self-conscious.
She can hide out from the entire world and still she feels uncomfortable.
She also pulls a weird move of just dissolving her head.
So she's a headless body.
That's not her choice.
It's established later on.
She can't change the clothes. Her clothes don't change until
Edna designs the special suit.
But that's like, God, what fucking
good economic storytelling
to like
beautiful 60s upbeat
like Giacchino, Q,
Tony Ridinger,
John Trowbridge.
It's his first score, right?
This is his first film score right? For a film.
This is his first film score.
He'd done Lost
and he had done video games.
I mean, Lost is coming out this year.
Right.
So even Lost, he's new.
I don't even know how they found him.
Had he worked on Alias maybe?
He must have like,
been on someone's radar.
Such a great score.
But he just like,
kills this thing.
He does.
They said,
this was the first time that they allowed someone to
use a different musical cue over the disney pixar logos oh yeah sure sure it had always been the
classical like when you wish upon a star yeah yeah and bradford was like i need like right yeah but
but the opening cue is like very kind of somber and like sort of what's the word I'm looking for?
I don't.
I know the word you're looking for, but I don't know.
I know what you're talking about.
It's ominous, I guess.
Like, and the short before this.
Yeah, they do it all the time.
Right.
What did I just see?
Oh, Coco.
Yeah.
I don't know if you folks remember, but the short before this was Boundin.
Yeah.
Which was like the folktale of the animals. My wife was Boundin. Yeah. Which was like the poke tail of the animals.
My wife loves Boundin.
It's a cute one.
Humblebrag that I married.
Yeah.
Yes, that's your humblebrag.
She loves Boundin.
Boundin is the inside of my wife's brain.
Like if you crack her open.
Her inside out is just Boundin for two hours.
It is.
If you had to ask me to explain my wife,
I'd be like,
watch Boundin.
Yeah.
Wrap skin around it.
The,
the,
and then everyone
would be like,
ew.
So,
Boundin,
the director,
the director Boundin
who just passed
at the time
that we're recording this,
Humblebrag,
Ben knows,
your wife.
Ben knows my wife,
Humblebrag.
Yeah.
The director Boundin
who just passed away,
but was also the narrator in Boundin,
plays Rick Decker in this.
Wait, who's Rick Decker?
Rick Decker is the witness relocation.
Oh, he's the nice, the helpful man.
They're like, come on, Bob, I can't do this again.
And in the sequel, he's going to be played by...
Jonathan Banks, because I guess
Bud Lucky's health was declining.
Right.
But Brad Bird said that he pitched to Disney
when they realized they were going to put the short
before the movie,
that the intro to Boundin was Rick Decker sitting at a desk and pointing himself a glass of whiskey and being like, can I tell you a story?
Because then he's like 40 minutes later when he shows up in The Incredibles, you're like, well, this guy's got an act of imagination.
He really pitched that?
That's a crazy pitch.
He actually pitched that?
He was like, yeah, I guess I get why they didn't want to go.
I can see
disney being like that sounds very confusing for a small child so the jackalope he's he's a part of
this somehow like is he another superhero i always i'm always like very and i always am very like
studious about how you know the short but but before a Pixar movie is usually like,
we're working out the kinks of some kind of technology for the next Pixar movie.
So like,
what was it?
Bird on a wire.
For the birds.
For the birds.
That is like,
okay,
we're looking at feathers and then monsters and came out or whatever,
or like light source or fur or whatever.
So when bound and came out i was like
what the hell is the next pixar movie gonna be antlers we gotta figure out we gotta figure out
our antlers and our jumping yeah right uh i i really i know that bounden is an outlier but i
really love it it's so crazy yeah did you have some point to make about Boundin apart from the no just I wanted
that crazy notion
to make it
Rick Decker's daydream
it lost the
Academy Award
two
Harvey Crumpet
oh Harvey Crumpet's
really good
I remember that
it's like Polish
or something
it's the guy who did
Mary and Max
that
yeah
claymation movie
about Asperger's
yeah which was sort of a pixar
sized hit right yeah yeah it was the incredibles of asperger's right and short right philip seymour
hoffman plays a morbidly obese orthodox aspergian man who's afraid to leave his home um so made 300
million domestic so we did that we did the front of this movie i love
the office stuff in this movie i love that his cubicle has a giant pillar in it that always
makes me laugh every time it's like the boiler sticking into his support beam isn't is his thing
i just love the visual of him it's one i think it's one of the best hard cuts of all time is like
them it's all white right right but them kissing at the wedding to then hard cut like it's one of the best hard cuts of all time is like them. It's all white.
Right.
Right.
But them kissing at the wedding
to then hard cut like.
It's great.
And her being like,
you're going to need to be a,
you know.
And he said,
and a loss of color.
It's also a huge loss of color.
which is part of this movie's
weird homogeny take.
But yes.
Yeah.
But he also said like.
Everyone needs to be like a cog.
You know.
Yeah.
All the pieces fit together.
That scene I watched, yes.
The last time I watched The Incredibles,
I watched that scene like 16 times.
I'm obsessed with it.
The character design of that character,
of Wallace Shawn's character, is so funny.
He's like three quarters jaw.
I know.
While he's walking across the desk,
his head is just bobbing along like three inches above him.
He's got very short arms.
Unbelievable.
Because if they're so afraid of a movie about humans, right?
Like isn't part of the fun.
It's like, no, don't worry.
Every human is going to have this.
Right, right.
Exactly.
Like crazy design to it.
Because it's a world where literally the variation height can be between like one foot five and seven foot 15.
Right.
Yeah, yeah.
Totally. Seven foot 15. Yeah, yeah, totally.
7 foot 15. Classic height.
Yeah.
But he said that like the... Cooperative cogs.
It's like the way his hands met.
I know.
His stubby little fingers.
Yeah, he had like...
He
animated
the office and then on the camera digitally zoomed in.
Like did a digital zoom lens rather than putting the camera closer.
Oh, weird.
So that it looks even more flattened out.
Like he used all these insane techniques that you don't need to do and cost a lot more money.
But he was like, I want to really solve this stuff.
And I love that he has OCD.
That character is lining the pencils up on the calendar.
But even I remember seeing this in theaters
and Bob looking out the window
and seeing the guy be brutally beaten
felt very heavy for a PG Disney film.
But also, there's this insurance agent
who's like, insurance is a scam.
And the stockholders are who matter.
I hope we don't represent him.
It's a lot to lead with.
Right.
It's very grown up.
He puts the guy in traction.
Also, that shot of him letting go of the doorknob and it's just all crumpled up.
Yeah.
It's very, yeah, it's grown up.
These are grown up issues.
Yes. He feels inadequate. And I think it actually started. It's very, yeah, it's grown up. These are grown up issues.
He feels inadequate.
And I think it actually started a run of
Pixar movies that were very much not
its movies.
Up, Not Long After,
Ratatouille.
I cannot get into Up.
We have the same takes on Up.
Let's not get into Up.
I think we actually, it sounds like we all agree on Up.
Yeah.
Down.
More like down.
Oh, boy.
Oh, my God.
Becky, do you want to cut that out?
Because you know this is going out publicly, right?
If that's too hot, we can cut that out.
Becky is coming for you.
I know that I think Up is a giant bag of dicks.
I'm fine with it.
You can't blind me with pretty and make me forget
that there's no story
going on
it does sound like
you love the other
Doctor movies though
you love Monsters Inc
and Inside Out
I love P-Doctor
I love Inside Out
I love Monsters Inc
the guy knows how to
design the internal
workings of an idea
more than
better than anyone else
it feels like they just
didn't do the work
like on the story they were just like this is cute enough right i have a friend who gets very pissed off
that the um i'll remember it has something to do with like the rule bending of like the dogs
need collars to talk right but like other things don't they can fly planes oh right yes the dogs fly i haven't
seen it seems just like a crazy well again we're not talking about it we're not here to talk about
but i have feelings about it i heard the doctor say that like the christopher plumber character
the bad guy the idea the reason why kevin the bird was the m MacGuffin was because his eggs gave you immortality.
And he was like,
and then we realized early on we didn't
need that. And it's like, no, you kind of needed
something like that. Yeah, I mean,
and I will say, I liked the end of
it. I liked the end of Up. The beginning of
Up, I think, was the greatest manipulation
of the last 20 years. Yeah, I agree.
Insane. Yeah, I mean, I'm
happy to be manipulated sometimes.
It works, but it's...
But earn my tears.
I agree.
I mean, I agree.
When I'm crying in Toy Story 3...
Yeah.
And 2.
And 1.
And 1.
I mean, those tears are earned.
I care about these characters.
I've lived and grown up with these characters.
I'm invested in what happens to these characters. I get that opposed to just like when you wish upon a star and then abortion
or whatever a miscarriage yeah miscarriage right hysterectomy i also crazy i think i think toy
story 3 is really manipulative too though that's my that's my but at that point i have an investment
in those characters right we're easier to manipulate.
Reach for the sky.
A decade plus.
Anyway, Incredibles.
We have to.
Do not make a point about a different movie.
Are you about to?
I'm going to make my one Pete Docter point.
Have we talked about Last Jedi yet?
We'll talk about that.
I'm just kidding.
When people put up there with the best Pixar movies, it reminds me of that.
It makes me crazy and want to kill everybody. It reminds me of the scene
in Freaks and Geeks where they're arguing over the best
Bill Murray movie and someone suggests Stripes
and he just goes, no one can tell me what happens
in the third act of Stripes. You bring this up all the time.
You've mentioned this on like four podcasts.
It's the fucking best, but when everyone talks about
Up they remember the ending and the first 30 minutes and that's it.
That's true. Okay, Up's not bad.
And also no one can tell you what happens in the third act of Stripes.
We're talking about Up in the context of The Incredibles. And also, no one can tell you what happens in the third act. We're talking about Up in the context
of The Incredibles.
And now let me talk about Stripes story problems.
The Incredibles.
You know, both in Stripes
and in The Incredibles, there's a Winnebago.
That is true.
That is true.
We can't ignore that.
This is one of those movies where there is not
a single detail that doesn't
somehow pay off later.
They set all the pieces out on the board so well.
Are you talking about Incredibles? Incredibles.
Not Stripes. Stripes leaves a lot of stuff on the table.
But Incredibles, there
are so many things where that's such a good
example
of, okay, so how do they get
back to the city from
Syndrome's island?
Well, we've established the visual language
of what his rocket looks like,
how it has the space for the Omnidrone.
We can have them exploit that with her.
I agree.
The only exception to that, again, I think is,
I think almost every promise is kept in The Incredibles.
Everything that's set up is paid off.
Everything that's paid off is set up,
except for this villain motivation thing.
And I think because I'm so sensitive about...
I get that.
Because I look for that so strongly,
like bad guys who are just like,
I'm a bad guy.
I'm like, I don't care.
I need to know why you're a bad guy.
So that's the only thing to me
that didn't feel tied together.
I do love that they pretty much keep him out of the first hour of the movie.
Like the first hour is a lot of like, you know, setting up the Golden Days,
setting up the homogeny of like the present day.
The present day, the family, how the dynamic is calcified.
Well, to me, that's definitely the other thing too,
is that the villain in this movie to me is a fear of aging.
Of course.
It's a fear of losing your spirit. A fear of irrelevancy aging. Of course. A fear of losing your spirit.
A fear of irrelevancy. Yeah, yeah.
A fear of invisibility, a fear of
losing the thing that makes you you.
Right. And that's a much more interesting
villain. So I kind of wish that Syndrome
supported that. Well, he does in a way
because he wants to take away what makes you you.
I guess. You know, then that's how Syndrome
works. Like he wants to rob you
of, you know, what's special about you. Right. It's just then that, that's how syndrome works. Like he wants to rob you of, you know, your what's special about you.
Right.
It's just,
I think also he's buddy and they've planted that seed there.
And maybe,
maybe that doesn't resonate.
Right.
For people.
Yeah.
The weird,
like 30 second exchange about participation trophies.
Well,
that's right.
That's.
And like,
that's obviously maybe it's a Brad bird thing.
It's a classic sixties dad thing where it's like,
God,
they don't let kids like compete anymore.
Graduating from eighth grade
to ninth grade.
Yeah, right.
It's like the most hacky
like dad complaint there is, right?
Like what am I doing
attending a kindergarten
graduation ceremony, right?
Like.
But it's like, I almost, I.
And it's Craig T. Nelson.
I mean, he's a dad.
And he's a coach.
Yeah.
I don't know if this is
an overly simplistic read.
He is.
He is. And he's a coach. He's a coach. I don't know if this is an overly simplistic read he is he is
and he's a coach
he's a coach
I don't know if this is
an overly simplistic read
but I feel like
the main thing
Brad Bird is trying
to argue for
with this movie
is like
standards
uh sure
you know like
he's like
we should have a world
in which standards exist
again that sounds like
a dad
it does sound like yeah it sounds like a dad standards but a world in which standards exist. Again, that sounds like a dad. It does sound like, yeah, it sounds like a dad.
Standards.
But the movie, I mean, yeah.
Standards are slipping.
The thing I love most about, I mean, I don't even know if that's true,
but one of the things I love so much about this movie is that it is about,
you know, growing up at every stage.
Yeah.
And the things you're able to do when you, you know, like there's this feeling of loss that I'm growing up.
And then there's also, yeah, but then there's all these superpowers you get when you grow up.
And realizing how much better they are now than they were in their glory days because of how much more experienced, intelligent.
And in this movie, after he gets fired, when he starts doing these superhero missions again
yeah
just fighting a weird
ball droid
but whatever
but also he's like
killing it
and they have this
jazzy like
and he's flirting with
Elizabeth Pena
so good in this
great in this movie
I mean Baraj
but like
then we see
he's reinvigorated
and he's
you know
more sexually virile
and he's
I love how they keep on
showing him like
pulling him back into the bedroom.
That whole montage is amazing.
With that life's incredible again,
it's the greatest music cue of all time.
And then, like what you were saying
before about these very adult themes,
that there's this sniff of an affair.
Which is really interesting.
Well, she finds Mirage's
hair on his coat.
She does. I mean, it's the classic i mean and in
in doing so she discovers that her husband has become a secret agent superhero fighting a
baldroid but like it's it's the same iconography right the reason but but the the it's also the
same motivation if i want to feel young again i want to feel alive again and that's why people
have affairs and or become superheroes right there is
a moment that I like
viewed in a new way this time
which is when he gets the
first message from Mirage
and it slips out of like the manila envelope
and at the time it was like oh my god
it's a flat video screen
and now any kid watching would be like
yeah she sent me an iPad with this expensive
gift but like it doesn't feel like...
And then I would come in and be like, it was the 60s.
It's high tech.
You have to explain two prongs.
A, it came out in 2004.
B, it said 40 years before that.
I do love the business card printing out.
My headphones are dead,
so I don't know if I'm blowing up anymore.
They're dead?
Yeah, they're not working at all.
It went from one ear... No, it's plugged in.
It was like in both ears
and then one ear and then now nothing. It was like a lenticular
image. Oh wait, no, the card was
the lenticular. No, both.
The screen is lenticular and the card is lenticular.
That's insane too. They said that was another
one of those shots that took like eight months.
Two guys just worked on that.
Yeah, like how do you shoot
in CGI?
Unhappy. Okay. do you shoot in CGI? Am I blowing up? Unhappy.
Okay.
How do you in CGI make a lenticular image?
With difficulty?
I don't know.
It's crazy.
I can't answer those questions.
Griffin's getting new headphones.
Caught up in this thing.
He's living the life.
So he can stop screaming and blowing everyone's ears up.
Right.
He starts doing the Omnidroid mission.
They're fun.
So fun.
There's also that scene where he and Frozone do the police scanner in the front, you know, which is okay.
I love, no, I love that scene because, no, no, I love that scene.
I mean, for one, he's wearing a great purple, I mean, great powder blue turtleneck, so that's a great part of it.
One of the great turtleneck movies in American history.
It's a fantastic turtleneck.
But also, I love, like, Frozone being like, come on, man.
Just move on.
What do you think Frozone's doing?
When?
Like, what's his job now?
He's got a good apartment.
He's got a fabulous apartment.
He seems nice to have reacclimated to a black man in 1962.
He has a hell of an apartment.
And he's killing it in Municiburg.
And the rents are high in Municiburg.
He's got a high-rise, a lot of light, big windows. This was Miniseberg. And the rents are high in Miniseberg. He's got like a high rise,
a lot of light, big windows.
for black guys
who are not superheroes.
No.
It also,
I pointed this out
when I was watching it.
There's two,
like,
this character's designed
to look like Samuel L. Jackson.
Just like the comic book
Ultimate Fury
was designed to look like Samuel.
Like,
how many actors are that
where it's like,
let's just make him look
like Samuel L. Jackson
and everyone's gonna get it?
Yeah.
I mean, Sparrow Zone doesn't look that much like Samuel L. Jackson.
He looks like Sammy Jackson wishes.
He looks like Samuel L. Jackson.
You guys are crazy.
You know what's crazy is Gazerbeam looks exactly like Stephen Colbert.
Pull up an image of Gazerbeam.
I was like, Colbert?
It's so weird.
Which, by the way, one of the great superhero names. Yeah, Gazerbeam. Because they like, Colbert? It's so weird. Which, by the way, one of the great superhero names.
Because they had to come up with so
many... He does look like Stephen
Colbert. So many... Right. Because they
go through that slideshow of all the
names. And some of them are fine. I think
Gazerbeam is... Thunderhead's good.
The one I love is Atomic Jack. That's good.
Not because of the name. There he is.
Yeah, right? Yeah. He looks just like
Stephen Colbert. Isn't that crazy? Atomic Jack has this swoop of blonde hair and he is Yeah right Yeah He looks just like Stephen Colbert Isn't that crazy Atomic Jack has this like
Swoop of blonde hair
And he just looks a little disgruntled
You know
You guys don't like Gazerbeam
I know he's supposed to be like
I love Gazerbeam
He's a great guy
He's supposed to be like Cyclops
Well I don't know
He didn't do a great job
Against that Omnidroid
Okay no one did
Well
Nobody did
Mr. Incredible did
Yeah but the whole point is
They escalated until it can finally be
Mr. Incredible is better at hiding
Here's another question Mr. Incredible So that's When he the whole point is they escalated until it can finally be. Mr. Incredible is better at hiding. Here's another question.
Mr. Incredible, so that's when he goes down and he sees Gazerbeam and sees the Kronos thing.
And that little scanner comes in and scans the room.
He hides behind bones.
He hides behind bones.
I know.
That's a bad scan.
That's a terrible scanner.
The scanner really let syndrome down.
There's no question.
I think about it all the time.
He hid behind bones.
Although I love that
scanner because I like the little chirpy noise it makes.
No, we all love the scanner.
We all love the scanner.
I assume Incredibles 2 is like 50%
about the scanner, right?
Yes, I believe so.
I just, that has always
bothered me where I'm like,
you would have picked up the...
Yes.
Like,
the scanner is not
a vaudevillian
keystone cop.
He'd be like,
well,
I guess he's not here.
Right.
He's hiding behind
that lamppost.
The scanner wasn't
drunk that day.
I mean,
right,
because he's,
Mr. Incredible's
very large.
Big guy.
And,
and Gazerbeam
is all bones.
Yeah.
What would he be
pointing a Ben for?
Ben, what do you think about Mr. Incredible's physical size?
That's a great question.
Is it?
Well, here's my thing, Becky.
I like stuff big.
Uh-huh.
And you cannot lie.
I like big stuff and I cannot lie.
That's so stupid.
Ben gets angry when things are small in movies
and gets excited when things are big in movies.
Can I have an example of something that's small in a movie that bothers you?
The Ewoks.
He hates Yoda.
What?
Yeah.
I also love that you look like a monitor with arms
because I can't see your head at all.
You look like a TV, like a Pee-wee's Playhouse TV monitor with arms.
Magic screen. I love that.
I don't like the Ewoks because I feel
like the lesson they're trying to be like is, look,
don't underestimate the small thing. I don't
like that. He loves Chewbacca. You want
to overestimate the big thing. Yes.
Exactly. I want you to see a big thing and be
like, that thing's big. I'm scared. Okay, so
but Mr. Incredible. What about compies?
Big? What are compies?
They're little dinosaurs that are scary as hell.
The little...
They're in the lost world.
They eat Camilla Bell.
See, here's another thing, Becky.
A lot of little things are just as scary as one big thing.
There's an Ellen joke about that.
Yeah, no, I like a lot of things.
A multitude of things.
Because you'll remember in the second Matrix, there's the key man.
He's got a ton of keys.
It's so good.
How did he get all those keys?
So you like a lot of little things
or a big thing. He likes size.
And also it has to be wet. Be it quantity or
record. That's true too.
You know there are a lot of Ewoks, right? It's a wet movie.
If they were in the rain, he would be happy.
He likes a good slick flip.
Never rains.
If you had a bunch of wet Ewoks on a key ring,
you'd be happy.
Yes, 100%.
When's your birthday?
It's June 24th.
So I have some time to with that together.
This episode dropping.
I'm going to make this happen for you.
I would honestly love that.
An encased little Ewok on a key chain
in water?
Do you think he's big or is he bigger?
He's huge.
He's a good size.
So what's your favorite big thing in a movie?
Oh, shit.
Are you a Pacific Rim guy?
Yes.
There's a new one coming out.
I'm excited for it.
I love Pacific Rim because to me the whole movie is just about bigness.
Well, Ben's got, am I misspeaking here by saying your favorite movie character in recent
history? Well, you say the
character. Wreck-It Ralph. Oh, yeah. Oh, he's big.
Oh, he is big. Yeah, he's quite big. He's big.
Ben watched Wreck-It Ralph at 3 a.m.
four months ago, and now can't stop talking.
Are you excited about Rampage?
There's going to be a lot of big in that movie. Dwayne Johnson fights big
animals. Oh, fights what? The arcade
game sort of? Yeah, it's the
movie version of Rampage, the
video game. Holy shit. Big gorilla, big wolf, big
alligator. Also, wait,
what about the Omnidroid? Wait, Ben, did you
rewatch The Incredibles for this? Yeah. Yeah, so
the Omnidroid, right, starts out big,
only gets bigger. That's good, right?
I mean, that just makes sense. That makes it a better
fighting device. Yeah.
They're gonna make it smaller. I love big
and small as like a preference quality
just like big and dry and wet because like there's a movie with rain he loves it well because you
could make a movie dry sure but so cloverfield yeah the original you love huge oh yeah absolutely
very big and i think raining at some point i need to make it clear this is like not a bit at all i
don't know i believe this is any film in which something is large and wet and especially if And I think raining at some point. I need to make it clear. This is like not a bit at all. Oh, no, I believe you.
This is any film in which something is large and wet,
and especially if there are multiples of it,
Ben immediately comes up.
So you're like a whale guy.
Yeah.
A whale guy for sure.
Ben hates Free Willy once he starts trying to escape.
So there's this big shift like an hour in.
A big shift.
Big shift an hour in after.
Not a lot of little shifts. Like it's incredible an hour in. A big shift. Big shift an hour in. After...
Not a lot of little shifts.
Life's incredible again.
Right.
Syndrome reveals himself.
Yep.
He's been systematically killing off,
locating and killing off all the superheroes,
using them as testing grounds for...
There's the great gazer beam fuck up,
like in which, as we discussed,
the little probe doesn't see him.
Right.
I mean, it's fine.
I'm willing to let that go.
No, I think it's good.
I mean, nothing has to be perfect in this country.
No, no.
It's not.
But I'm willing to be like, okay, that scanner, for whatever reason, can't see past bones.
Syndrome's 90%.
You know, his rocket boots aren't great.
I know.
Stuff doesn't work very well.
The cape was a bad choice.
Yeah.
It's a bad choice.
Well, so that's the other thing that's going on.
So we've been introduced to Edna at this point because the suit gets ripped.
To repair the hobo suit.
Right.
The hobo suit.
Yeah.
And she demands that she redo the entire thing.
Played by Brad Bird.
Amazing.
He won the-
Racist?
Question mark?
Okay.
Okay.
So this is my question.
Great question.
I don't think so.
I don't think so either.
You're like, wait, is Edna Mode supposed to be Asian?
But she's not.
She's Edith Head, isn't she?
I think she's Edith Head.
Commentary track.
He directly says she's supposed to be half German, half Japanese.
I always thought she was entirely European.
I always took her as German.
Exactly. She's supposed to be half and half.
And I think this was because Brad Bird and I may very much
be wrong, it's that it's a character he did
anyway.
No, wasn't it a thing where it was like no one
was getting what he wanted and he was like, I'll just
do it? Because they do their scratch tracks where
the Pixar animators voice all the characters
for the story reels and he said said he played like seven of the characters.
He played Mr. Incredible.
He played Dash.
He played all the male characters in all those story reels.
And they found other actors and he had such a specific idea of what this accent would sound like.
And no one else could do it.
I also don't think it's racist because it's so crazily muddled.
But there are moments where I'm like, does everyone else think it's racist?
That's my fear always.
Oh, Lily Tomlin.
Brad Bird was like, here's what I want it to sound like.
Did it for Lily Tomlin.
Lily Tomlin was like, I think you got it.
Like, I don't think you need me for this.
Good for Lily Tomlin.
Which is weird because Lily Tomlin could have been like, great, write a check.
I'll do whatever that was.
Or she was like, I don't know what you're saying.
Lily Tomlin would have been great. Would have write a check. I'll do whatever that was. Or she was like, I don't know what you're saying. Lily Tomlin would have been great.
But Edna is so great.
Edna rules. She's great. She makes suits.
She has a fabulous apartment. Darling.
She has a big automated gun.
Unsurprisingly, one of Romley's favorite characters.
That is literally my favorite part of the movie. I don't know why.
That's a real Becky joke.
It's the timing. The timing of the gun
folding out.
The thing about Brad Bird that I love the most is that his timing is impeccable.
And the comic timing,
and I'm also always amazed at how you animate timing.
It's insane to me.
The timing in The Incredibles,
the comedic timing in The Incredibles
is like textbook.
I've shown it when I teach.
I was just like, this is timing.
But I think that that gun moment
for some reason is just like
it just tickles all of
my parts. And also the fact
that... And
guessed. She's so unfazed by it.
She knows what's happening behind her. She's not
acknowledging it and she's taking her time with the correction.
And it's almost that she's annoyed that
she installed it. Yeah.
And guessed this thing
is so annoying.
But so once
Helen starts to become
suspicious that Bob is having an affair.
Sure.
Notices the rip in the suit, calls up
Edna, goes to visit her, and Edna reveals
that she's made all these costumes
for the whole family.
And Edna plays into this affair thing a little bit too
because she's like, do you want to know where he is?
I think she just loves drama.
She just loves it.
And I love this notion that she hates supermodels.
She's so bored by that world, by the fashion world.
She loves fashion, but she only wants to apply it to these people who are gods.
Design for God.
Yeah.
Uh,
I love that justification.
Yeah.
I think it's so sweet.
She walks on her kitchen counter.
She does.
And she has like a little incinerator on her kitchen that she tosses files into.
She's tiny,
but she still lives in a normal sized house.
Like she designed with like,
she has to hop on the counter.
We should talk about the fact that this movie is very similar in plot to
Watchmen.
Yes.
It is both about like superhero act being passed that bans supers.
And it's also about someone killing off all the former supers.
And she's like right at the middle of that,
where she's like,
you should be gods.
Like,
you know,
like that's what you are.
Anyway, let's let the exceptional people be exceptional who watches the incredibles uh we did in preparation for this correct um but but so there's like this beautiful uh he does this a lot
but in this sequence when he's cross-cutting in between Helen and Edna talking
becoming suspicious and Bob has snuck
into the computer lab now where he finds
the whole program with all the files.
Sees the rundown. Cerebro? Yes, he goes in
Cerebro. Right. And you're cross-cutting
Password Kronos.
Password Kronos. Cross-cutting between
the two seemingly unrelated
things and then when
Edna hands him
the tracking device. Which is very from the 60s. two seemingly unrelated things and then when Edna hands her the
tracking device, it activates
which is very from the 60s
activates the thing, sets off the alarm
and then we have the goo balls which is such a great
Pixar technology thing. Oh my god
I am obsessed
with that weapon. And I also
love you see it and you're like I know exactly what
these things smell like, I know what texture
they have.
Visually, one of the most incredible things in the movie and period in general.
What's the one way you stop this guy? How do you fail Mr. Incredible?
You basically just put him in putty.
I'm obsessed with the goo ball guns and the texture on those things.
I'm so into it.
Then there's my favorite sequence in the movie that makes me cry a million tears,
which no one else does.
I've tried to bring this up with other people,
and they're like,
oh, that's the sequence that gets you?
Because I know there's a sequence that makes Becky cry
that's also one that doesn't.
What?
What are you going to say?
The plane scene?
Yes.
I have watched you cry,
spontaneously burst into tears
when Violet can't make the force field form.
That's very upsetting.
It's the whole mounting.
And her little heart is broken.
This is a great movie about parents,
and it's the whole mounting thing of like,
where she can't pretend to her kids anymore
that it's not scary.
Well, that's the scene in the cave.
No, no, that's later.
I'm talking about on the plane.
Because that's probably my favorite scene.
Scene in the cave is phenomenal. Amazing scene. But no, this is talking about on the plane. Because that's probably my favorite scene. Scene in the cave is phenomenal.
Amazing scene.
But no, this is sort of setting that up
where it's like at first she's like,
sit down, kids, strap in.
And they're still playing around.
You know what I mean?
And like she's on the radio.
Like the way he like builds everything up
kind of slowly and then very quickly.
And then she says there are children on board
and you cut back to Syndrome
and Mirage's face like shifts.
And you're like,
whoa, what's he doing?
This is insane.
No Pixar movie's ever done anything like that again.
Where there's the threat of children dying and it doesn't feel like a fake threat.
It feels like they're about to die.
But I will say in Toy Story 3
when they're headed towards the incinerator,
that's a moment of like,
what the actual hell is going on that is a moment that
i refuse i think that is highly emotionally manipulative it's exactly what i don't like
it's not trying to manipulate tears to me it's just like like i just don't think they're gonna
die i and like for some reason in the incredibles i do that is a very complicated emotion like well
let's join hands and die.
The beauty of that scene
is them accepting death,
not that the audience thinks
they're actually going to kill off
the toys in Toy Story.
Well, when everyone said,
when people said,
I think the audience thinks
it's going to happen slightly, right?
When people said that,
when people said that
they cried their eyes out in Toy Story
and then I saw it,
I thought that's what they were talking,
three. Right. I thought that's what they were talking about. Three.
Right.
I thought that's what they were talking about.
But they were talking about the ending.
But they were talking about, yeah.
Right.
And that moment was just like,
I don't know how to feel right now.
And that's a lot.
We could have a whole debate about Toy Story 3.
But in terms of like,
holy shit factor,
that had it for me.
Not to be dismissive,
because I do love the toys from Toy Story 3.
Yeah.
But they're not children.
They're not children.
I don't mean to be mean.
How?
But they're our best friends.
Oh my God.
Hey, hey.
Hey, hey.
Come on.
Europa.
And then there's the force field thing that you mentioned.
Can I tell a little side story?
I know you're going to hate me for this,
but can I tell a brief side story?
Yes, but I just want to finish the sentence and then you can.
No, you're right. It's what you're saying. The force field thing.
It's like she's literally saying to her, you need to grow up right now.
Right now. You know, like you need to, I know you're still like a girl,
like a little girl in a lot of ways, but you like,
you need to make a force field around this whole thing.
And you need to suddenly do something that I've never let you do.
And now I need you to do it. You need to cut off
and she's like, I've never, you know.
The scary thing as a kid of seeing your parents
like losing their cool.
That's what I'm talking about. Don't know what's going on
anymore. That's what I'm talking about. Where it's suddenly
the switch flips and the kids are like, mom is not
being mean. She's
panicking. It's when the flight attendant
looks scared. Oh god.
You just described my greatest
fear which is i will look at a flight attendant one day and be like oh i can't read this one
all the turbulence in the world i always check the flight they're always just like yeah whatever
same shit different day but when a flight attendant like runs down the aisle i'm like
we're gonna die you literally just described a nightmare i have anyway uh very afraid of flying
maybe that's also why the plane thing so let. This is vaguely related and also not related.
So last year I went to Japan for the first time.
Okay, cool.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Who did you go with?
My friend Zach.
I was hoping you'd say your wife so you could say Humblebrag.
Oh, Humblebrag.
Humblebrag, I went with Zach.
It was great.
Japan's crazy.
And we did not help ourselves by, in the middle of our trip, in a place called Hakone, which is kind of between Kyoto and Tokyo, which is where Fuji is.
And it's very much like the Aspen of Japan.
It's all like saunas and ryokans with spas and stuff like that.
It's lovely.
So we were like, I have an idea.
Let's eat so many that. It's lovely. So we were like, I have an idea. Let's eat so many
mushrooms and go
to this open air museum
in Hakone, which is like an insane place
that's on another planet.
So we ate these mushrooms and we were like,
we don't have time to go to the open air museum.
We're going to go to this botanical garden instead.
And then, of course, once we had done
the botanical garden, we were like, okay, we have time.
We're going to go to the open-air museum.
And we walked to the open-air museum in what was a not-on-earth location, like down a road that didn't have markings on it.
All the lettering was in Japanese, if there was any, and we were in the mountains.
So there was nothing while we were tripping our balls off to ground us to the fact that we were on the planet.
And I was having a very hard time.
Because it wasn't like, oh, well, there's a school bus.
You're describing another nightmare, honestly.
That sounds crazy.
You didn't have any anchors.
There was no anchors to reality.
There wasn't like, well, there's a sandwich,
so I know what that is.
I was just on another planet.
You just need a sandwich in your pocket
so you can just take it away.
Zach, I know.
Zach was becoming totally unhinged like we were losing it and we were walking down
this crazy path down the side of the mountain and anytime a car went by it was like a crazy weird
cartoon car like we were losing our minds and then we were like kind of rounding the corner
door in the open air museum and there was this little ramshackle hut called the woody cafe
and we were like you sent me pictures from there no right and so i was like the woody i was like
i don't know what that is but it's like at least a building and i know what that is so we like
headed towards the woody cafe i have pictures of it i can show you um and it was just this little
hut and as we got closer we're like oh i guess it's like a little cafe like a restaurant like
you can get tea or sandwich or whatever and then as we got closer realized we were like, oh, I guess it's like a little restaurant. You can get tea or a sandwich or whatever.
And then as we got closer, we realized, oh, this is a full-on Toy Story-themed restaurant
in the middle of a fucking mountain in Japan.
I'm booking my flight.
And so we went from, I went from like, I don't even know what direction up is,
to like, all my best friends are here.
Your favorite deputy.
And I was so, I've never been more comforted in my life.
That like my friends from the Toy Story universe were there holding an ice cream cone.
I've never felt safer.
You had a friend in them.
I had so many friends in them.
And that's what they were playing.
They were just pumping Randy Newman out of this restaurant.
Jesus Christ.
And you could get like a hamburger or an ice cream, but then also crazy Japanese food.
It was so weird.
But you could get a sandwich so you could ground yourself back in reality.
But there is nothing more when you're in a world of the unfamiliar.
Like nothing is more comforting than turning a corner and seeing all the toys
from Toy Story
holding food.
It was the absolute best.
I mean, I literally,
I watch Pixar movies
when I'm having panic attacks.
Of course.
It's the most comforting thing.
Sorry that was a side story,
but vaguely relevant.
Good story.
So the plane crashes.
Mom has to make
this last second decision.
Mom.
Yeah.
To become a parachute. Right, Yeah. Helen has to make this.
To become a parachute.
Right, right.
Realizing that she's asking more of Violet than Violet is capable of.
And she didn't even want to bring them in the first place.
She realizes they're roped into this whole thing.
But then they find the suits.
They realize the suits were made for them.
Right.
Violet realizes she can finally go full invisible.
Crash in the middle of the water.
And when they're both like freaking out.
And Helen is like, we do not have time for this.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Right.
And then the fire, the cave scene where she's like, these people will want to murder you because they are evil.
You sent me the photo.
Sorry.
You sent it to me when it happened.
The Woody Cafe.
It looks amazing.
Here, you gotta check it out.
We'll post it online.
Rondo, walk to the Woody Cafe. But that whole thing where she it out we'll post it online um Rondo walks to the Woody Cafe
but that whole thing
where she's like
these are not
like the characters
it looks amazing right
it does
if you zoom in
you can see all the characters
like Buzz is holding
a big ice cream cone
like actual action figures
of them
yeah
there they are
Woody appears to be
in front of a burger
well those aren't actual
those are the real
Buzz Woody
those are the stars I mean that's. Yeah. Those are the stars.
I mean, that's the genius
of Toy Story.
The dog.
Anyone can own the cast.
Yeah.
What the heck is the name
of the dog?
Slinky Dog.
Slinky Dog.
What the fuck are you talking about?
It's just called Slinky Dog.
I couldn't remember
if it had like a human name.
Slink.
Slink.
You turd.
David's a real big turd.
All right.
So yes, the plane crashes.
It's very serious.
She turns into a parachute.
And then turns into a boat.
And then a boat.
Right.
A speedboat with Dash, like, kicking his legs.
Brad Bird says the one moment he regrets in this film,
like, the one thing he watches and, like,
I wish I had done this at the time,
is when they've landed back on the beach
and Mrs. Incredible like compliments Dash.
He was like,
you did a good job there.
You know,
thank you so much for that.
He says he wishes
he had one shot
of Violet looking back
at them
and feeling the guilt
over the fact that
she couldn't rise
on occasion.
Which,
the arc still works.
But then this
speech in the cave,
which I think is,
it's the best written thing
in the whole movie.
It is. it's also again
unusual like for a movie like this
like to just state directly like
these are not the
Saturday morning cartoons you grew up with these people
do not care that your children they will
kill you if they get the chance
they have guns super weird
that's weird yeah
and then the movie is just like an incredible
Bond movie like slash superhero movie that rules but it's also like I mean then the movie is just like an incredible Bond movie
like slash superhero movie
that rules
but it's also like
I mean like
the Mrs. Incredible
like
Elastigirl
she's not Mrs. Incredible
I'm sorry
Elastigirl
the Elastigirl
Helen
but isn't that the question
well
she never uses that name
I also always call Violet
Violet Incredible
even though that's not
technically her name
I guess she's just
Violet Parr
will they have like names no they I hope this is Violet Incredible I though that's not technically her name. I guess she's just Violet Parr. Will they have like names?
No, I hope it's just Violet Incredible.
I mean he's Dash. Dash is obviously
that works.
The scene where she's trying to break
in and she's stretching through all the different
closing doors is like fucking Raiders of the
Lost Ark level just like
beautifully constructed
story beat action sequence.
Like the way her little hand,
her regular sized hand,
feels around for a second and finds his jaw.
Which is another big thing about this movie.
Again, that's the comic timing
thing too. But this movie
is almost two hours and the longest
Pixar movie prior to this had been
an hour thirty-five.
Right, the Pixar movies were always 90 minutes.
They were always 90 minutes because they were really expensive to do. Once you get were always 90 minutes. Boundin was the longest one. Yeah, Boundin. Right, they were always 90 minutes
because they were really expensive to do.
Once you get those deleted scenes
back in Boundin,
four hours.
I think the thing
that really pushes this movie
over the edge
is the time it takes
for those comedic beats,
things like the shot
of Mr. Incredible wincing
before he has to catch the train
at the beginning.
Yeah.
You know,
all these little moments
that just continually ground you
back in the characters
and what they're going through.
Yeah.
And then this just becomes like fucking like textbook, like film school in a box action filmmaking where it's like, here's how you set up stakes.
Here's how you like establish an environment.
Know the rules.
The movie is also so smart about like each of them having one power.
So you know exactly what they can do and what they can't do.
Because he said earlier draft,
Mr. Incredible had laser eyes
and he had like,
they all flew.
No, I mean,
he wants every power to reflect
their psyche in some way, right?
And also,
they're not going to really be able
to tackle this threat
until they're all together
and they can synthesize,
they can harmonize.
Right.
Which rules when he's running around and creates the dust.
And also, I always have, you know, this is unrelated,
but this is my problem with the last Spider-Man movie,
is that I like the limitation of having one power
forces you to use your imagination of what that power can do.
Giving him the Iron Man suit.
Which I think X-Men is the absolute best example of that.
Yeah.
But then, yeah, you just made him Iron Man.
Yeah.
And I love what you get to see.
Like, okay, Elastigirl can do these things,
and then you get to see the full range of what she can do
with that ability.
I prefer those so much to just the superheroes that can just kind of do anything.
Agreed.
One power at a time.
But that's what bothered me about Homecoming,
and nobody seems to agree with me about that.
No, that's a point I fully agree with.
I think I agree with that, too.
I just assume that it will be done away with soon enough.
His next suit's going to be more high-tech.
Yeah, but it's going to be done away with soon enough.
I'm pretty sure.
We're getting at least two consecutive movies
where he's got some Tony Stark suit.
Yeah, but Sony is not going to stand for that forever,
if that makes sense.
We got Infinity War coming up.
That'll obviously...
We got Venom.
I mean, that's going to change the entire cinematic landscape.
Yeah.
What if Venom is moving?
I just
think they
again, like Shrek,
shipped out the thing that was
interesting about having
a superpower that is specific
and limited and then
seeing the unlimited
power of that limited power.
There's already a learning curve to Spider-Man figuring out
how his own powers work. You don there's already a learning curve to Spider-Man figuring out how his own powers work.
You don't need also
the learning curve of
like his new IOS.
Right.
Yeah.
That's right.
That's what I don't like
about Homecoming.
Too much of it's about
like right how do I
work the bullshit
on the suit.
Right.
It's how do I work
this other superpower
instead of harness
and develop my own.
Also Iron Man already.
I know.
Also high school sucks.
High school fucking sucks.
High school does suck.
There's so many Spider-Man movies.
Oh, I thought you were going to say high school is cool.
High school rules.
Love high school.
What a great time.
Yeah, that's why Griffin and I escaped
to our socialist Jewish rich kid summer camp.
I didn't have a fucking socialist Jewish rich kid
summer camp to escape to. Not many people do. We're very lucky.
We're aware of our privilege.
Where did you...
I didn't say anything. You're bringing
this up. You're bringing it up.
I mean, wait, but... Why didn't you just go to
an American summer camp? You were
in America. I was not. I grew up in
England. Oh my god.
My mother actually... If you want to hear a real...
Because you brought this shit up, so I'm not going to talk about it, you motherfucker. Because I grew up in England. Oh my God. My mother actually, if you want to hear a real, because you brought this shit up, so
I'm not going to talk about it, you motherfucker.
Because I grew up in a different country and I still went to camp.
Really?
Where'd you grow up?
Canada.
Humble brag.
Great place.
Yeah.
But I'm actually going to talk about this.
My mother was like, well, you should go to summer camp.
You are.
We should talk about the Incredibles.
No, no.
He brought it up.
He brought it up.
I get so mad when they make fun of me for talking about England.
This podcast is so long.
Yep.
I told you.
It is actually insanely long.
But anyway, it doesn't matter.
It's The Incredibles.
Who cares?
Who cares?
But my mom was like, well, you should go to summer camp because even though we've been
raising you in this country, you're American and Americans go to summer camp.
And she was going to send me to a summer camp.
And in Britain, summer camp is basically like military school.
Right.
Because like no one goes.
So it's like if you're sending your kid there, it's because your is like you're just like i can't look at this child and i almost got sent to
what probably would have been like the worst month of my life i imagine yeah and yeah i finally for
our camp it was like we've got money and a weird kid do something with them to this to bucks rock
where they'll learn how to weave and make batiks.
Right, right.
It's like Bucks Rock is like Professor Xavier's school,
but for kids who are good at making pottery.
Rather than mutants, you're just like a little creative.
Take care of them.
Right.
I imagine British summer camps looking like the boat
that briefly saves them in Dunkirk.
Where it's just a lot of kids crammed into a space huddled, toasting bread.
No, not even toasted.
It's just we put jam on a slice of bread.
There's your lunch.
And this may sink.
I imagine it as like the Kingsman.
So I have a little bit of a higher.
I have higher expectations.
Does British summer camp take place at sea?
Good. We're sending you to summer boat. I have higher expectations does British Summer Camp take place at sea? it could
we're sending you to
Summer Boat
that sounds fun
I like boats
I'm gonna pitch Summer Boat
to fucking DreamWorks
are you kidding me?
I'm sure it'll happen
is there anything else
in this
that we wanted to
because the end of the movie
is the end of the movie
is there anything before
the direct ending?
I'm gonna bring up a really
specific thing that I always
find very funny
in this movie because this movie's loaded with thing that I always find very funny in this movie.
Right, yeah.
Because this movie's loaded
with those little details.
Because the character designs
in this movie are so extreme
in terms of them having
really big heads
and really small limbs.
Right.
So Mr. Incredible
has these tiny hands
and little baby feet.
But also true to the design
of superheroes.
No, for sure.
100%.
It's so great.
Right, but they just
exaggerate them even more.
They don't make an effort
to make them look like people.
Right.
Violet is so, so skinny.
She is.
Like she's like a couple toothpicks, but then this big cartoon head and these big cartoon eyes.
Big eyes.
Right, so when Helen hands her her like superhero mask, her mask is like seven times the size of her hands.
There are two shots of her holding it in her hands.
That is, yes.
In which it literally looks like if I tried to hold a surfboard.
There's the one where she puts it on her face.
It's literally like lifting a surfboard onto her face, which I love.
But that moment where like they step outside of the fire and she's like, but mom, I seriously can't do this.
And she's like, when the moment comes, you'll know what to do.
And Violet has that like slow, like raise the mask to her face and learn to improve her posture.
And the mom pushes the hair behind her ear.
But then when she does the force field, that's amazing.
It's a great moment of empowerment that makes me happy.
And then the hamster wheel.
The hamster wheel thing rules.
That's the great X-Men thing where it's like, how do the powers start to combine?
How do they harmonize?
Dash is like pure childish joy joy being able to run on water
like learning to
you could do things
that you didn't think
you could do
keep testing the limits
the threat keeps on
becoming more and more extreme
it all just revs my engine
it's just like
it's the fucking business
it's the best
and then at the end
then they go back
to Minnesburg
and Frozen's gotta find
a super suit
that's a couple minutes
can I just
just a side thing
that one of my favorite
parts in that movie
and I think one of the most
beautifully animated
moments of that movie
and I don't know why
I think this
is when
Mr. Incredible
comes home
and slams the door
of his car
and it's the second time
and that kid on the tricycle
sitting in the driveway
and he goes
what are you
what are you looking
or what are you waiting for
or something
and he goes
something amazing
I guess
something amazing and his guess. Something amazing.
And his eyes do this puppy dog thing.
I don't know why I am so obsessed with the way that they captured that facial expression on that kid.
I love that moment so much.
It's the same thing as like Dash and Violet where it's like they could be very arch stock type kid characters.
Like here's the hyperactive kid and here's the like introverted like awkward girl.
No, they're so nuanced.
And the performances on the animation, let alone like the vocal performances are so precise.
The part where Dash runs and he's running on water and he realizes
he's running on water
and he has that little laugh,
that little like,
yeah.
Oh,
so great.
But that's where like
the runtime comes in
because I think Brad Bird
just fought for like,
this movie needs to be
20 minutes longer
than other Pixar movies
because all those little moments
which are going to add up
are what's going to
differentiate us
from other types
of superhero stuff.
What was the Pixar movie
right after The Incredibles?
Cars.
Two years later.
Wow.
I mean, or more like 18 months later.
This is a November movie and that's a...
That's a dip.
And I remember...
Cars made me want to kill all of my friends
so that they didn't have to see it.
Right after Cars,
you and I were both trying to apologize for it more.
I remember us having defensive conversations about cars
that then when Ratatouille came out,
we were like, okay, we can get off the cars thing a little bit, right?
Yeah, and I'm not unconditional about Ratatouille either.
I love Ratatouille.
It's okay.
It's okay for us to differ on things.
You don't like marionetting human beings through locks of hair?
No, I just...
I think visually Ratatouille is stunning.
I also, growing up in France,
was very drawn.
That's my humble brag.
We need some sound.
Yeah, we need like an accordion.
Very, very drawn to that imagery
and the lighting in that movie is incredible
and the copper and the metallic stuff.
I think that it was, again, it was like another one for me
that I just didn't have the allegorical connection.
See, I think the theme is cleaner in that one.
Than what?
Than Incredibles.
Well, I will say this.
I have to see it again.
You should watch it again.
But I also, I think I'm just very,
I think I'm,
I'm also losing my headphones
a little bit here,
but I don't seem to have
a screaming problem.
Wow, me either.
Griffin does.
I think I really, really like
the allegorical stuff.
Sure.
And,
or the inside the world of stuff.
Right.
Which Brad Bird is less interested in?
Well,
wait, in what?
In both Ratatouille and Incredibles.
He's got other things on his mind. But Incredibles to me is different because that's a world of thing and a universe building thing.
And I like the Monsters, Inc. and Inside Out and the mechanics of a world.
Ratatouille is putting a weird thing in an otherwise normal world.
Exactly.
Okay.
I liked the France part of it.
Sure.
But it is also not my favorite Pixar movie.
Cars, oh my God.
And you haven't seen two or three.
I can't.
I defend Cars 1 a little because...
The rule breaking in Cars makes me absolutely insane.
I mean, you know my joke.
What is your joke?
Which one of your jokes are we talking about?
The one.
I've only made one joke ever.
We've got to finish talking about this movie.
All right, let's talk about it.
Cars 2 is so bad it makes Cars 3 look like Cars 1.
That joke got a runway.
That is the nerdiest thing and the gayest thing I've ever heard.
Griffin put out the red carpet for that joke.
My famous joke.
My famous Cars joke.
Everyone knows my famous joke about Cars 2.
Here it comes.
I got seven faves on Twitter.
We know this joke.
Cars 2 makes Cars 3 look like Cars 1.
There was a walk to that joke.
Yeah. I took a stroll.
It was a leisurely stroll. I feel like it would be like
Cars 2 makes Cars 3 look like
actual cars.
Like functional
actual cool cars.
Here's my problem with cars.
Nutshell.
Are we...
This is our Inception episode.
This is the one where we keep on going deeper.
So the cars are the characters, but also the cars watch the characters,
but also the cars are bugs?
Correct.
Who's driving the cars?
Nobody.
But also the big man upstairs, G.O.D.
And then the RVs are the ones that are going to watch the cars race?
Yeah, man.
But they also do it in human structures like stadiums.
I know.
The only thing I liked about cars was that the bugs flying around the fire were VW bugs.
Everything else about it, no thank you.
I think cars is fucking weird.
It's so weird.
You guys are going to kill me, but I have to bring this up.
Is it another one of your great jokes?
Yeah.
Your word salad jokes.
The second best joke of all time.
No, Cars 2.
I think it just got appendicitis while I was sitting here.
It just got a horrible appendicitis-esque pain.
The plot of Cars 2 is about trying to come up with a more eco-friendly fuel source.
There is a scene in which they explain where gasoline comes from, that it's fossil fuel,
and they show that it comes from the bones of dinosaurs, but they're not dinosaur cars.
They're actual dinosaurs.
Right.
Well, isn't Cars set within the same world and everyone's dead?
That's the theory.
Yeah, the Cars is set in the far future.
We like turned into cars at some point.
That movie I want to see.
Whenever anyone asks John Lasseter in an interview,
he goes, we don't like to talk about those things.
Yeah, we don't either.
We also don't like to watch them.
But I will say this.
It was the movie that John Lasseter really, really wanted to make.
And at that point, I think John Lasseter gets to do whatever he wants.
At that point.
Because he...
He can certainly touch whoever he wants.
I mean, I can't even get into that.
I can't get into that.
But his story at Disney and his sort of history with Disney
and then coming back and creating Pixar.
At that point, he's like,
if you want to make your dumb car movie, go ahead.
Three was pushing it.
So the end of The Incredibles, in which they fight the Omnidroid. don't even know if there's much as frozen yeah well where's the super suit where
to be fair where is the super to be fair that is the central question did we just discuss the
just full fact that his superpower is speed skating yeah okay and his uniform reflects it
in itself is the funniest thing in the entire world. And I love the business of the skates popping out of his boots
and then the skis turning into the disc.
Yeah.
Yes.
It's a little surfboard.
It's a little snowboard.
It's a little snowboard, but it's like circular.
Yeah, I love Frozone.
I love that he's in this movie.
You will not stop talking about Frozone.
So sorry that I'm bringing up a character in The Incredibles.
Someone's got a crush on Frozone.
I mean, no question.
David's Google history is just Frozone hentai.
Frozone naked, question mark?
Yeah.
No, I just wanted to say, I like Frozone.
Bisexual?
Frozone college phase?
No, it's just he doesn't contribute a ton in the final battle.
He's like, I'll build a snow wall.
Like, that's his whole story.
He's yelling out like, this isn't working.
Okay, Frozone, we got it.
Where he's like, I'm stalling them.
And I'm like, I don't think he's even really stalling anything.
Well, it's about the family coming together. It's about the family coming together.
Sometimes friends are family.
I just hope Frozone gets to do some shit
in Incredibles 2.
Like date you?
Yeah, exactly.
Hey guys, on this episode, Blank Check
is partnering with the Starkey Hearing Foundation
which is a human services charity
that provides hearing aids
and hearing-related healthcare to hearing-impaired
people in poor communities around the world about five percent of the world's population that's like
432 million adults and 34 million children have disabling hearing loss with the greatest
prevalence in low and middle income populations and so the starkey hearing foundation provides
hearing aids and hearing related healthcare to millions of patients in over 100 countries empowering them to achieve their full potential
their public charity the donations to them are tax deductible to the fullest extent allowable
by the law the rated four four stars by charity navigator which is the highest score you can get
this month starkey hearing foundation andoom are launching the ListenIn campaign
and they're asking Blank Check and our listeners to help them reach their $25,000 fundraising
goal.
So funds raised from ListenIn are going to support the next round of global outreach
and you can help them by donating to the ListenIn campaign today.
Just trying to get to $25,000.
To give the gift of hearing, go to listeningcampaign.org. That's listeningcampaign.org to give the gift of hearing go to listening campaign.org
uh that's listening campaign.org to give the gift of hearing today no there's two other things we
need to mention one the babysitter who wishes the Mozart had been played for her she's hilarious I
love her braces and uh jack jack uh attack attack yeah whatever he does his thing right uh syndrome
dies in a absolutely horrible fashion
as we mentioned yeah uh but um and then the the underminer who's all incredibles too right yeah
yeah right i don't know yeah or he was just a tag on one no he's in it he's in two he's in the
trailer two opens with that fight oh interestinger I do like Mirage's turn
yeah me too
I think she's got
so much more of an arc
than any other movie
would give her
very trope
Bond trope
it's a good syndrome thing
though
where I'll crush him
like you know
right that's great
like snapping a twig
but also it's like
she realizes
that her morality
is more in line
with Mr. Incredibles
than syndromes
when it gets to the kid thing
you also have to think
at the moment when he
doesn't call the missiles off
on the plane,
he doesn't even know
the kids are superheroes.
Like he thinks
cut and dry and murdering.
No, that's why that scene
is so fucking cold-blooded
and so good
and makes me cry.
Right.
But yeah, let's play
the box office game.
Okay.
I don't know,
unless there's some other...
Is that the segment
you were queuing up in?
Is there another segment I do?
Okay. So I tried to guess the box office of the week and the movieuing up in? Is there another segment I do? Okay.
So I tried to guess the box office of the week
and the movie came out.
Oh, man, this movie opened huge.
Huge.
Jeez.
Because it was a big deal that every Pixar movie
had out-opened the previous one.
And they started promoting it like two years before it came out.
They did.
I remember seeing that little teaser like really early.
Was that teaser in front of Nemo or was it in front of...
It was in front of Nemo, which is like a year and a half.
It was in front of Snow White. Right. Yeah, that's where it was. It was fucking early. Was that teaser in front of Nemo or was it in front of Snow White?
It was fucking early.
They were like, we don't know what this is, but we're going to do it.
They were like, superheroes?
That's like real fresh.
I don't know.
The first teaser for The Incredibles.
I'm not going to say it.
At this point, it's too sweaty.
It was going to take a real long walk to get there.
All right, forget it.
First teaser for The Incredibles, Brad Bird's sonogram that's okay fine fuck me wow sweaty i said it was sweaty sweaty that thing is like fucking malaria
that thing is sweating all of its body weight off but it it's big and it's wet, so Ben probably loves it. Not that big.
No. It was a big idea.
It opened November 5th,
2004. Great day.
It was a good day.
That was a good day. That's one of your top
five days. Oh my god.
November 5th, 2004.
August 3rd,
2009. Which is that?
Just a great day.
Just a good day.
Ice Cube's good day.
I had a weekend in 2001
that kind of blended together that I love.
Okay, so you count that as one day
rather than counting each of the separate.
Because I didn't sleep.
Okay.
So then, yeah.
It's only a new day when you go to sleep.
Incredibles.
I remember I saw this at a press screening.
I reviewed it for my college newspaper.
Wow.
In Newcastle.
Thank you.
Let me just pick Becky's jaw up off the wall.
$70 million, Griffin.
Huge.
Tell me what number two was.
Number two.
In 2004?
In 2004.
It's been out for a week.
So it's been an October picture.
And it will be nominated for Best Picture at the Academy Awards.
Doesn't win. No.
Does it? Does win another
Oscar. A performance Oscar.
Is it Ray? It's Ray.
Ray. Wow.
You're a loser. That's why we play this
game. Fucking loser.
You were also 9
in 2004. 2004 was when I
or well I taught you in
0305. Right. Yeah. So you were 14 in 2004. I was 15. Free well I taught you in 03-05 right yeah
so you were 14
in 2000
free information
did you see Ray?
yeah I saw Ray
it's a bad movie
yeah not too good
yeah not too good
no
I haven't seen it
since then
I haven't either
I have no desire
to ever watch it
there is that
good Mulaney joke
about him
he's amazing
and it is terrible
right
it's such a bad movie
where his date said
I could have done
without the whole brother dying part he date said, I could have done without the whole
brother dying part.
He's like,
well, so could have Ray Charles.
If you ever do
want to do a podcast
about the
Quvenzane Wallace
revival of Annie,
I have done
a three and a half hour
show about it.
So I have a lot of expertise
about that.
Is that a Will Gluck picture?
Yeah, it was a
Jamie Foxx connective tissue moment. Of course. I can't believe how boring this that. Is that a Will Gluck picture? Yeah, it was a Jamie Foxx connective tissue moment.
Of course.
I can't believe how boring this is.
It was a horror movie.
People love this shit.
The Grudge?
Yes, The Grudge.
What's wrong with you?
I remember.
What is the noise?
I don't understand how you're so successful now.
You're so annoying.
Great question.
I can't believe someone was like,
let's give this guy a major tv job
i mean i remember when you got hired for the tick and i was like what you're like really
they have to talk do they know they have to talk to him all the time he's gotta like show up places
yeah they're gonna have to talk to him and he's gonna have to talk to other people and he'll keep
talking it's like i see that it'll be the premise of the show that he has conversations with people to talk to him and he's going to have to talk to other people and he'll keep talking I promise you that
it'll be the premise
of the show
that he has
conversations with people
yeah
alright number four
another horror movie
they're trying to buy me up
so if the grudge
is the sort of
the tail end
of one wave
of a genre in Hollywood
it's Saw
it's the first Saw
yeah exactly
the beginning of another
I don't even need clues
I remember this
this time period
very vividly
great then tell me
number five well now I mean now I I guess i guess i will say you were like in the prime of
your knowing what the hell's going on in movies he's not getting laid this is it oh box up his
charts were you dating anyone at camp ever yeah wow when and when or after i was after i was 2003 i dated a girl who colin beckett called lady griff
i remember that which probably is but that was when he was doing colin beckett yes yes
do you know colin beckett i do yes uh that's a conversation we can have off my colin beckett was
literally my best friend when he was 17 and i was 23. We have to talk about it, but not on mic.
Number five. It's a new movie.
It is
a movie that doesn't exist.
It's a movie that doesn't exist. What genre?
Oh, it's a tricky one.
Romantic comedy
slash drama? Wait, is this 2004 still
we're talking about? The number five movie
of 2004, romantic comedy.
Oh, this weekend. I know exactly what it is. The number five, this weekend. I know exactly what it is.
The number five of this weekend.
I know exactly what it is.
Because I remember, this is how insane my memory is.
Would you agree that this movie doesn't exist?
I agree.
And what's even crazier is I saw it twice in theaters.
Wow.
Because my grandpa wanted to see it.
Okay, fair enough.
Keep in the faith.
Did he like it?
No, that's a good movie.
He didn't.
I overhyped it to him.
I saw it the first time.
I loved it.
Oh my God, what movie was it? It's Alfie. is the jude law remake of alfie yeah in which he betrays omar
epps yes why do you say it doesn't exist who the fuck remembers that movie your response you forgot
that that was a thing it's not even a movie like if you saw it on hbo this. This is his year. This was Closer, Sky Captain,
The Aviator, Alfie.
Cold Mountain had been there
before.
Or maybe it's this year.
Ben has just committed ritual suicide
having his watch.
Humble brag.
Brad Ben has a watch.
So Alfie
is the number five movie.
I mean, that's, oh, Sky Cab, Lemony Snicket.
Lemony Snicket.
Those are the six, yeah.
And yeah, Cold Mountain the Year Before.
Oh, and I Heard Huckabees.
That's the other one.
He had six films in four months.
And never again.
Never again.
I Heard Huckabees is a crazy movie.
Just thinking about that.
Also Lily Tomlin. Yeah. Yeah. How much do you think Alfie grossed total? uh well he was inspired movie yeah just thinking about that oh also lily tomlin
yeah yeah how much do you think alfie grossed total domestically me out
12 uh it grows while you're close 13 million dollars god it's so unimportant to know this.
God, I hope the tick goes on forever for you.
I really do.
Because there's nothing else for you to do in the world.
It's like a charitable act.
That they're like, give him something to do.
No, it's great.
Give him a place to show up and things to learn. I love that my campers are wildly more successful than I am.
Not true.
It's my favorite thing.
Not true.
You've saved high maintenance. Oh, please. Not true. It's my favorite thing. Not true. Not true.
You've saved high maintenance.
Oh, please.
I did not.
High maintenance is great. You're the Pixar of people.
I'm the Pixar of humans.
Becky, thank you so much for being on the show.
I had a blast, and I also got to not do another thing today that I didn't want to do.
Happy to be of help in that way.
Yeah, my pleasure.
Do people listen to this podcast?
A weird amount of people. How many people listen to this podcast? A weird amount of people.
Talk about success that doesn't make sense.
Success that does
not make sense.
People really like this show.
Well, it's super nerdy.
I would watch it.
Yeah, that's good to know.
So if it's on TV, you'd watch it.
I would listen to it, but I'm the worst at podcasts.
Hey, not true.
You're the Pixar podcast?
You have to stop.
Okay, I'm done.
Thank you so much for being here.
It was my pleasure.
People should watch all Becky Drysdale shows on Hulu.
I know.
The Becky Drysdale collection.
Please watch the multiple shows that I'm developing that are too expensive to make.
And no one will.
That's going to be my
that's going to be my legacy.
Every Becky pilot
would require
20 million dollars
worth of set construction.
It really would.
They all take place
in spaceships
or like
in the war
or Willow.
They take place in Willow?
They take place in Willow.
There's side stories.
It begins with Ron Howard going like and action. It's a workplace comedy in the tavern in Willow? They take place in Willow. There's side stories. It begins with Ron Howard going like, and action.
It's a workplace comedy in the tavern in Willow.
Oh my God, you guys.
All right, we're done.
I'm obsessed.
Right?
We're done.
Yes.
Thank you so much for listening.
Oh, good movie, by the way.
Oh, incredible.
Yeah, great.
Yeah.
After three hours, four stars.
B plus?
Rewatching it.
I think this is the best superhero film ever made.
Because I think it's the most complete thought.
And one of the best comedies.
Yeah.
My other favorite superhero movie probably comes out this year.
Which?
Incredibles 2.
Spider-Man 2.
No, I mean the 2004.
But I think I prefer the Superman 2.
It's one of my favorite animated movies. It's one of the Spider-Man 2 it's one of my favorite animated movies
it's one of my favorite
comedies
it's one of my favorite
superhero movies
one of the best
Craig T. Nelson
one of my favorite
family movies
right up there
with the family stone
and as we said
the single greatest
turtleneck movie
yeah
that's true
thank you for listening
please remember
rate, review, subscribe
go to
blankies.red.com
for some real nerdy shit
if you think this is nerdy
the shit that people
talk about on reddit
this is iceberg
yeah this is iceberg shit
thank you to
Ant Fraguto
for our social media
thanks to
Lane Montgomery
for our theme song
Joe Bone and Pat Reynolds
for our artwork
oh sure
and Brad Bird
yeah
next week
tune in for Ratatouille
with two very special guests.
Great app, in my opinion.
Great, great, crazy app.
Thank you to ZipRecruiter and WeTransfer for sponsoring the show.
And as always,
Cars 2 makes Cars 3 look like Cars 1.
Cars 2.