Blank Check with Griffin & David - The Post
Episode Date: December 31, 2017In November of 2017, Griffin and David attended the first screening of Nixon era political thriller, The Post. But did it really only take 9 months to make this film after Spielberg first read the scr...ipt? Was there intention to make a movie about the freedom of the press in our current political climate? Is this an Oscar candidate for Best Picture? Together they discuss our two greatest living actors Meryl Streep and Tom Hanks, Mr. Show’s Bob & David reuniting, broth and go on the record with their predictions for the 89th Academy Awards.
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look you can't beat her but you did good yeah yeah do you have the podcast not yet not yet not
yet teeth clenched uh hello everybody my name is gr Newman. I am Davey Sims.
2018, baby! Davey Sims!
Loosen that tie.
No, no, no. I'm tightening it back up. I'm David Sims.
This is a podcast called Blank Check with Griffin and David.
It's a podcast about filmographies.
Directors who have massive success early on in their career and are issued a series of blank checks to make whatever crazy passion projects they want.
There you go.
Oh, here, a check for you. There you go. Oh, here,
a check for you.
Here you are.
I'll take any check I want.
And another.
Yeah.
Oh, look,
that check cleared.
Let's see what
that second check did.
Boing.
Boing.
Bounce, baby.
We're hashtag
the two friends.
Competitive fans,
no other podcasts
have that going for it.
2018 still. Wishing you a happy... other podcasts have that going for it. 2018 still.
Wishing you a happy.
No competitive.
No one can compete.
2018.
Yeah, I wish you a happy 2018.
I stepped all over you there.
To all our blanksikins.
Oof.
Oof.
I don't know.
That's what he does.
I know it's what he does.
We don't have to do everything he does.
Blankadians.
Yeah. We don't have to do everything he does. Blankadians. Yeah.
We made a promise.
A solemn vow.
On this show.
Fair.
Because if we've covered director, we've become invested.
And we can't just leave him behind.
We can't just close the book.
Nope.
We can open the book.
Yeah, we can't just stop the presses. Yeah, we can't just leave them behind. We can't just close the book. Nope. We can open the book. Yeah, we can't just stop the presses.
Yeah, we can't just stop the presses.
Book of Henry.
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
I'm out of it today.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But we said if a director we have covered in the past.
We've done it before.
In a miniseries, has a new film, we're going to do a one-off.
We're going to revisit them.
Has it, we only done this with Shyamalan's Split so far?
Is that the only director we've covered?
Yeah, and then Rogue One is sort of,
Star Wars was a pre-director.
You know, that's kind of a,
that's a little different.
But that's the only one that's happened so far, right?
I guess so.
Come on, guys.
I know, but we have,
Glass will be coming out in 2018.
No, Glass is 2019.
2018, we get a couple things.
We get another Speely
because that guy's fucking working.
Working.
We get the Han Solo movie.
Right.
And I feel like there's one other thing
maybe that's coming.
I can't remember now.
Aquaman.
Swimming towards us.
Roller of the Seas.
My man.
Oh, my man himself.
Nothing but respect for my man. Oh, my man himself. Nothing but respect for my man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's funny how we've done Star Wars for Christmas like three years in a row on this show.
Our annual tradition.
And for the fourth year of Christmas, we'll be Aquaman because there's no Star Wars that Christmas.
Yeah.
Let's see.
I mean, what?
So M. Night's cooking right now.
Yeah, he's cooking.
Cammy's got, you know, Avatar 2 coming, but God knows when.
Right.
Other Cammy's got nothing seemingly inactive.
I don't know what other Cammy's doing.
He's got a bag of chips on his lap.
He's got a bag of chips on his lap.
He's in a pop shop.
Wachowskis are sort of off the map right now.
And we need them now more than ever.
I really think so.
I agree.
Yeah. I agree. I still want that fucking Wachowskikis are sort of off the map right now. And we need them now more than ever. I really think so. I agree. I agree.
I still want that fucking Wachowski fourth world movie.
Yeah, give it to me.
They'll never get that.
They'll never let them do it.
They'll never get that.
And who's the other person?
Bigelow?
Yeah, Bam Bam sort of just released a film.
Well, that's the thing we did.
We haven't had to follow up because we just did two miniseries where people had movies that were coming out roughly in the time.
Yeah, that's true.
Nolan and Bigelow.
It's harder, but still.
Lined it up.
Yes.
Come on.
Still.
Let's get working.
Well, so is Stevie Spielberg.
But this is Spielberg, the most successful filmmaker of all time.
Yeah, he makes movies.
Biggest blank check of all time.
What does he do?
He makes movies.
He picks a script.
He gets to make it.
Yeah. What does he do? He makes movies. He picks a script. He gets to make it. And this is an example of, he read a script
in March of 2017
and said, I want to make this.
And we saw this film
nine months later. November 20th.
That's right. Yes. We're recording this at the
end of November. We saw it early. Humblebrag.
David is now, has entered the
circle. I'm in the critic circle. You're in the New York Film
Critic Circle. Nice early screening.
Some of our friends were there.
Anne Roth.
Our good friend.
Plus number one
Anne Roth was number there.
David Ehrlich.
David Ehrlich.
It was like
in terms of fame
number one Anne Roth.
Number two.
Number two David Ehrlich.
Number three Jordan Hoffman
who very kindly brought
helped bring Ben along.
He gave a plus one
to producer Ben.
Producer Ben
to the Ben Ducer
to the Poet Laureate
to the Haas
Mr. Positive
Mr. Positive the Peeper the Tiebreaker the Poet Laureate, to the Haas, Mr. Haasitive, Mr. Positive, the Peeper, the Tiebreaker, the Poet Laureate, our finest film critic, the Fuckmaster, not Professor Crispy, Dirtbike Benny, Soaking Wet Benny.
I like that.
Let's graduate to certain titles over the course of different miniseries, such as Kylo Ben, Producer Ben Kenobi, Ben I. Chamlon, Ben Say Benny Thing, A.L. Benz with the dollar sign, Warahaz,
and Ben 19, The Fennel Maker.
Oh, Perdue Urbane.
And Perdue Urbane.
Oh, yeah, Nolan.
We don't know what he's up to either, yeah.
But I said he was another guy where he had one.
We synced up. You're right.
We synced up, baby.
Baby.
Anyway, so number one, Anne Roth.
Number two, Ehrlich.
Number three, Jay Hoffs.
Number four, I guess, Meryl Streep.
She's kind of on the up and up.
Rob Shearer, friend of the podcast. He was there. I don't know if you saw him. I didn't see Rob. You were in the bathroom. I ran to Rob. Number four, I guess Meryl Streep. She's kind of on the up and up. Rob Shearer,
friend of the podcast.
He was there.
I don't know if you saw him.
I didn't see Rob.
You were in the bathroom.
I ran to Rob.
Number five, Rob Shearer.
Okay.
Number six,
like,
fuck,
you know,
Odenkirk.
Odenkirk.
He was there.
Bob Odenkirk.
Beautiful Bob Odenkirk.
Yeah,
he was just doing,
he was doing five minutes.
God damn it.
That's what he was doing.
He was running up and down.
Yeah,
he was just, God damn it. Now, why was doing he was running up and down he was just
god damn it now why would you want to do that oh come on uh number seven tom hanks i'm sick of this
bit who else was there i don't know uh there was no oh matthew reese was there was a q a with
speely meryl tommy yeah and roth it really is funny where it was like beautiful bob matthew
do you think and roth just lives like near Bob Matthews Do you think Anne Roth just lives like
Near Lincoln Center
I think she lives in the Egyptian
Screen number 7 I think she lives in the Egyptian
I love
She lives in the popcorn machine
I fucking love the Lincoln Square AMC
For those of you who don't live in New York City
This is the only theater in New York
That still does it's not numerated.
Each theater has like a theme
and the like,
the gateway for that theater,
the sort of foyer,
you could say,
is like themed around a different culture.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean,
you know,
to some extent,
I don't know how much of an effort
they made with all of them.
Right.
But they don't go like,
theater seven in the back to your left,
you go,
you're going to be in the Egyptian.
Yeah, you're in the Olympic.
I'm pretty sure I'm in a shitty movie theater.
But okay.
I mean, that theater, the main theater,
is nice. One of the best screens in New York City.
Great screen. The other
screens at Lincoln Square, apart from the IMAX,
which is obviously awesome, but the other
screens at Lincoln Square are kind of dumpy.
But I love that theater. Nothing but respect for my theater.
My theater.
My man.
I was just recounting
to somebody,
Emma Stefanski I think,
that I was,
I saw the first movie
in that theater
ever screened
which was
Star Trek Generations
at my friend's
eighth birthday party.
That was when that movie
opened?
That theater opened?
Wow.
1994.
Wow.
Or five,
whenever that is.
Wow. Wow. Wow. Or 5, whenever that is. Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Oh, Melissa V. S. and you is here.
Mater, what are you doing?
It's time to race cars.
Mater.
All right.
So, Stevie Spielberg.
Yes.
Made a movie called The Post.
He's sitting on his ass
farting out some special effects
for fucking Ready Player One.
Right.
Long post-production process.
Post?
Post. What? Post-production process on Ready Player One. Right. Long post-production process. Post? Post-production process
on Ready Player One
because that movie is
predominantly mocap footage.
Yeah, let's say he's pre-post,
post-Ready Player One
at this point, right?
Right.
But he doesn't even know he's pre-post.
He's pre-pre-post.
He's mid-post.
He's mid-post Ready Player One.
He's pre-post.
But he's pre-post-post.
Pre-pre-post.
We're recording this
post having seen the post but pre-post being unleashed on the culture. But it's coming out post-post but he's pre-post post and we're pre-post we're recording this post having seen the post but
pre-post being unleashed on the culture but it's coming out post post this will come out post post
this will come out it's gonna be post post post yes okay good glad that's all and let's mention
that you know people we're pro smits and anti-bits yes we're pro smits anti-bits but also that um
you know people know that we saw this movie early because Jordan Hoffman did some pre-post-post.
That's right.
He did some pre-post-post.
He posted some pre-post-post.
Maybe a post-post.
He did a post-post-post.
Post-post-pick.
Oh, my God.
So Ben has informed us we have to wrap this episode
as quickly as possible.
We're on the clock.
We're done.
So, Stephen, you know what, though?
Short movie.
It's a short movie.
Because we were taking bets before
and I was trying to do
Price is Right rules
closest to that going over
and I was like
I'm gonna go
127
like I was like
it's gonna be a hair over two
and they were like
155
under two
well well
you sort of swapped your
I'm sorry
I was guessing 127 minutes
I know
I was guessing a clean Danny Boyle.
It's an hour.
It's basically an hour 50.
Yeah.
Yes.
I guessed one minute, so I was right.
Okay.
Fuck you.
All right.
The Post.
He is in.
What?
Belabored.
Fuck you, Ben.
Ben Hosley over here.
Ten minutes late.
The belabored Post process.
Okay.
I can be late sometimes.
Very unprofessional, Liam.
Don't you talk to my
family like that. I love how the
late period Spielberg movies make us
goofy, no matter what. Always.
Always. I texted
Ben, chastising him
for being 10 minutes late, because I am
never late to this. Griffin's never been
late to anything. Anything, ever. never been late to anything. Anything ever.
And I meant to write,
I am shocked and appalled
by your unprofessionalism,
but it auto-corrected
to unprofessional Liam
who is America's
new favorite character,
unprofessional Liam.
He's my cousin.
He's sort of like Slowpoke.
Like Slowpoke the Pokemon?
Oh, no.
I was thinking,
what's the name of...
Why are we this punchy?
What's the name of
the fast mouse from Looney Tunes?
Speedy Gonzalez. Too soon.
Is he dead?
2018. Come on.
Oh, you're just worried?
I'm worried he might die between now and then.
Or he'll be revealed to be some kind of a goddamn sexual harasser.
Something, yeah.
Oh, man.
Well, that actually brings up a good point.
No one's been talking about the skunk character.
Pepe Le Pew.
Major creep.
Yeah, he's a bit of a creep.
But this is like the thing that happens is like, you know,
Gawker reported on all these people for years and years.
Yeah, they have lined up.
The stories were out there.
It's true.
Right, but it takes the New York Times to take these people down.
Like they had fucking, Toback, Spy Magazine was ripping on him in the 80s.
Right, but it took New York Times to come out with the most
tobaccy of takedowns.
Do we really need to be talking about James
Toback? It's a new year.
Let us
turn the page. I'm just saying
Ronan Farrow, get on Pepe Le Pew
because it's all there. Ronan Farrow, go on Choppo
and or blank check.
Do people want him to go on Choppo? No, but I think it's just like
a Twitter joke.
People say it to me too and I say, fuck Choppo. Chapo and or blank check. Do people want him to go on Chapo? No, but I think it's just like a Twitter joke. Blank go on Chapo.
People say it to me too, and I say, fuck Chapo.
That's right, 2018, you're the feud with Chapo Trap House.
I don't really know what you are, but we're feuding.
Hold on, hold on.
Let's do like a character.
All right, I'll do my secretary of defense impression.
This is my Rex.
Okay.
And this is my character's name.
It's unprofessional Liam.
Sir, here's a box of poop.
No, no, no, no.
Keep unprofessional Liam because he's going to be good for ads.
Okay, good.
He's going to be an ad character.
Unprofessional Liam.
He's no Dan Candyman, but sometimes we got to put Dan Candyman on the band.
Got to mix it up.
Oh, because we're recording this months in advance.
Let's just like, I'm going to call a shot right now.
On the record, Dan Candyman has taken over the world.
Dan Candyman fever.
They mean Dan Candyman happy meals, Dan Candyman movie.
Sunday morning cartoon show.
Yeah, he's got a late show, too.
They bought the chairs.
Several Funko Pops.
They have a variant for each different type of flower.
We're recording this two days after Dan Candyman.
After the first one.
This is post.
Post Dan Candyman.
Post Candyman.
Pre-Candyman hype.
When Spielberg gets this script, it's pre-Candyman.
Now it's post-Clyde Barker's Candyman.
Correct.
But it's pre-Griffin Newman's Candyman.
Pre-Dan Candyman.
Yes.
They should remake Candyman with Dan Candyman.
With you?
Not with me, with Dan Candyman. I'm not Dan Candyman. Is Dan Candyman with you with you not with me
with Dan Candyman
I'm not Dan Candyman
is Dan Candyman
black
you saw him
I wasn't in the room
I think you were
canonically
I wasn't in the room
canonically you're just quiet
alright
god the Dan Candyman
mythos is already
getting complicated
it's really really
this is the thing
I wanted to say
when
when Speely did Tintin,
which is also a mo-cap movie.
Sure, sure, sure.
He was working on it
for a very long time.
And he similarly went
and kind of quickly did War Horse.
Yeah, he just pooped that one out.
Not as fast as this,
but said,
that movie is kind of on rails.
I can come in.
I can direct from Skype or whatever
because I'm just watching the dust.
I already shot the stuff.
I got the performances I want.
It's just finessing.
Ready Player One, a lot of mocap,
that similar kind of state.
He's supposed to be first position
helping Warner Brothers make this movie.
In his Q&A, he was a little rueful.
He was like, I know I was a bad boy.
He was like, I'm working on this
movie where I have to finish the effects and Warner
Brothers, who are very nice,
let me make another movie in the meantime
he read a script by this woman
Liz Hanna
I think she's 32 years old
he said she was 31 years old
I believe she was like a
writer's assistant before this
she has like one credit on an episode
of a TV show called Guidance
that I have never heard of
and like that's it she heard of. That's it.
She had been a writer's, I mean a
pre-production intern, a production intern
in Reign Over Me.
Which, hey, let's be honest
is top 50 in Sandler.
100%. But she writes a spec script
inspired by the story of Washington Post
their decision to
publish the Pentagon Papers.
And Speely reads it and he goes not only do
I want to make this not
only do I think I have
the time to make this
now but I think this is
a movie that needs to
be made right now.
Yeah Spielberg who at
age how old is he now?
74.
He is 70.
Oh come on.
I need to be just give
me the age.
Give me the fucking
age.
I'm guessing 74.
I'm guessing Spielberg
is 74.
I'm usually pretty good
with the ages. 70. You're off. He'm guessing 74. I'm guessing Speeley's 74. I'm usually pretty good with the ages.
70.
You're off.
He's only 70.
City miles.
Exactly.
At age 70, I feel like Speeley's still like, you know what?
If I released a fucking movie about press freedom, and this is in March.
Yeah.
So he's already seeing where things are going.
Yes.
You know, we're like basically two months into Trump.
Right.
If I make a movie about like press freedom standing up to the White House and it comes out in December, it'll probably be months into Trump. Right. If I make a movie about press freedom
standing up to the White House
and it comes out in December,
it'll probably be a big hit.
Yeah.
That'll probably be right on the money.
Yes, and women fighting against the glass ceiling.
And women who, right,
in positions of power who are ignored by the men around them.
Right, and everything that jumped out to him
in terms of topicality with the script
has just bloomed and exploded.
He was on the money. Since then.
So he gets Josh Singer,
Academy Award winner, for writing
Spotlight, to
polish the script.
And I think, I assume
he just fucking texted Meryl and Tom,
right? I mean, they said that
they first read the script in
May. Meryl literally was
like, yeah, I read it in May, I shot
for six weeks, and
here I am.
They were shooting at the same time we were shooting
the tip. Yeah.
Did you guys overlap? No, but I remember the drivers
being like, I'm on this fucking job, I want to be
working with Tom. Nicest guy in the fucking business.
There you go. He'll tip you
every fucking ride. And I was like, okay, well, come on.
I'm not making Tom Hanks money. Don't shame shame me that's that's kind of a that's a little hint yeah you
know yeah that's what it felt like greases the palms okay but i'm getting taxed really hard here
he always has a christmas turkey under each arm yeah they say it was great they said that guy
fucking loves being tom hanks well which i thought was a great description that is a good description
he does seem to love being tom he loves being tom he also loves typewriters guy loves typewriters and talking
about pomegranate well let's get to that okay that's that's like half an hour of this whole
episode it's gonna be that so we'll get to that um but yes he he gets two of the most acclaimed
famous actors alive correct uh signs him up puts together a fucking stack supporting cast rife with GGs
Grif's guys
oh okay, yes, no it's a real dad movie
and Meryl Streep is queen dad
yes, but it's just a movie of dads
dad central, and I think Tom Hanks
is peak mom, I think moms
don't like a movie star more than Tom Hanks
oh sure, sure, sure, I get what you're saying
I remember hearing some story about someone
going to see a movie with their mom,
and the Larry Crown trailer came up, and the mom turned and said,
he just gets better with age.
And I just love the idea of seeing the Larry Crown trailer and being like,
oh, my fucking God, Tom Hanks.
Start your engines.
Mulaney had an old joke about Larry Crown where he's like,
the director's commentary is just my mother, like throughout going, oh, that's nice.
I did go to the bathroom between when the movie ended, when the Q&A started.
Oh, yeah.
And I came back.
I mean, rabid, manic.
Sure.
And said, David, I just saw Tom Hanks.
Oh, right.
Because they hadn't emerged for the Q&A yet.
The minute the credits rolled, you ran out of there.
I had to pee, but I wanted to hear the Q&A.
He was being escorted through the main sort of lobby area.
Yeah, by Anne Roth, of course,
who is Lord High Executioner of the AMC Lincoln Square.
No jokes.
By an AMC employee in a Jumanji shirt.
Welcome to the jungle, motherfuckers.
Welcome to the jungle, by the way, Tom Hanks.
And Tom Hanks was drinking a
Tom Grenadiers?
A slushie.
Blue, green?
It looked blue but it was fast. He was moving
fast. But he looked
phenomenal. I came back and I just said
guys, he looks so
good. He looked good. He had nice
black jeans. He looked great. He had nice black jeans. He looked great.
He had a really great sweater.
Everyone looked great.
Collared shirt tucked in, no tie.
A collar fully tucked into the sweater.
Yeah.
Meryl had this very nice looking outfit.
I mean, you know, they're far away.
Like, you know, they're sitting on stage.
Meryl's glasses game, she crushes.
Incredible.
Spielberg had his usual like six scarves and two flat caps.
Right, right.
The old film Twitter meme about wearing everything your wife bought you for Christmas once.
Right.
Speely, I love him.
Amy Pascal wasn't there.
She was in LA.
Yeah.
She released it.
They got this movie up on Reels really, really fast.
They posted it really fast.
Apparently, John Williams finished writing the score like six days ago.
Yeah.
Like yesterday.
And they like threw the score on and did,
we went to the first screening.
There were two screens.
By the way,
finished writing the score.
You mean fell asleep on his keyboard.
Yes.
Yeah.
There's a weird section of the movie where for 20 minutes,
it's just,
and then it's,
he accidentally hits the demo button and Venus starts playing.
That was the demo on my keyboard um you're venus that that he yeah he probably just gets a perfunctory nomination for this right they always nominate him you know they used to but they kind
of stopped have they dropped off yeah so i feel like he won't i mean it's also i don't even think
it's a terrible score i should listen to it it again. It's very profound. It's a very muted score.
And like for a lot of the movie, there is no music.
You know, a lot of the movie is very, very light on the music.
Now, we had seen a trailer for this movie.
It came out fairly recently.
Yeah, I mean, this movie was under lock and key.
Because we probably saw the trailer for like a week before we saw the movie.
I think that's correct.
Like maybe a week and a half.
Like, yeah.
And the blankies took to Reddit and said,
it looks kind of
perfunctory
this and that
but like
my argument was
fucking Bridge of Spies
like same thing
I saw that trailer
I went this looks like
fucking homework
and I sat there
I faced the bridge
and the bridge
fucking ruled me
standing man
standing man
would it help
uh
Johnny
Williams
he did get the
Force Awakens Oscar
but that was good that's a good score cause I slammed that score in our the Force Awakens Oscar nom but that was good
that's a good score
cause I slammed that score in our first Force Awakens episode
I know I was wrong as shit
I think that's some fucking strong themes in that one
he did get nominated for the book thief
in 2013
that's four years ago
so you know
but that was pretty
that was something
but I was going like they probably made it look like a really kind of boilerplate dad movie.
And instead it's going to be like a very rousing Bridgespies dad movie.
But this movie was very different than what I expected to be cinematically.
Because cinematically, this movie is closer to, like in terms of his technical style. style, I would argue it's closer to Munich than anything else he's done.
It's certainly in look.
And he's sort of emulating the 70s political thrillers.
There's grays.
It's very, like, very handheld, which Spiag movies rarely are.
It's sort of long, handheld shots with a lot of urgency.
It's like a very fast-moving camera.
Like, there are these sequences where they're going around the
newsroom and it feels like someone's
getting a fucking workout.
It's not quite as stately as
say Bridgespies or Lincoln.
It's also not like Danny Boyle
flashy where he's showing you the shot inside
the camel pack.
With a fucking camera on his backpack
running around.
It's a very urgent movie.
It's a very vital movie yeah and it's a very
like vital movie it's not short at all it's short it's snappy it is pretty snappy i would say not
stodgy but it no it has a sort of a careful approach in its first half hour where it's kind
of like a lot of scenes of like k gram at a party yes you know bradley having lunch with her it's
also it's very muted emotionally it's not a big outburst movie.
It's about people doing their jobs.
But then when the outbursts come.
Well, there's a moment in this that we will get to
that I think is one of the most intelligent underplayings
of a scene I have ever seen.
For sure.
It's like stunning.
We were like aghast.
It led to applause in the audience because it was just like,
how do you have the confidence
to so deftly play against
all the natural inclinations
of making this into an Oscar moment?
Which this movie avoids
all the big, rousing Oscar
catharsis, monologue, triumph.
It's just a movie about people
doing the work.
That's why it's a process movie, much like Bridgespies and Lincoln.
And Spotlight, you know, which is the thing this is going to get compared to a lot.
But Spotlight even has the big fucking Ruffalo monologue,
which for me is the moment that movie swings too big.
I think that monologue is fine, but I get why people don't like it.
I just know so many journalists who behave that way so it's just it always rang really true for me like journalists think they're that
important like and sometimes they are you know yeah anyway uh but yes people don't like that
scene that's like the is that my daughter in their scene of spotlight right they knew yes
sorry but it's interesting because like okay we're recording this at the
end of november ben's getting ordered some sea I gotta get lunch all right okay I look over to
see how much I blew the mics out he's fucking getting a poke bowl or something are you getting
a poke bowl think about it maybe ramen I don't know yeah who, who knows? Who fucking knows? Anyway, so this movie's about a ramen chef
played by Tom Hanks.
That would be cool.
Spielberg, you know, about like profession.
A ramen guy.
A ramen dramedy?
A ramen-y?
A ramen-y.
Ooh, that's a new genre.
A rom-drom?
You know, because, you know,
you gotta get the right kind of broth, you know?
Like, it's breaking the broth.
Hey, hey. Ben is forcibly shoving David. you gotta get the right kind of broth you know like it's breaking the broth hey hey
ben is forcibly shoving he shoved me to tell me that you've got to get the right kind of broth
which wasn't something i was really going to dispute we recorded episode yes late last night
and we were totally fine we were really locked in we had guests who we didn't know very well so i
think we were trying to be like professional we hit it off with them and i think it was a really good episode they slotted right
in that's coming you'll hear that in a few weeks but um and then today we're just like
and this film could legitimately threaten like certainly feels like a film that could win
uh best picture like this you know this feels like one of the big movies of 2017. You were hotter on this movie than I was.
You came out with a capital G great.
Yeah, definitely.
I said, it's very good.
And you went, come on.
And I said, I think it's very good.
I was like, Griffin.
Yeah, you did.
You said Griffin.
And a lot of our friends, Ehrlich, Hoffman,
were like, that's capital G great.
So I was a little more muted on it.
I think, Ben, you were closer to me.
We were both like, really good, solid flick.
I thought it was awesome.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
But, I mean, here's the thing.
Like, we're recording this now at the end of November.
The movie doesn't come out in a limited release until...
Wait, are we recording this at the end of November?
We're recording this at the end of November.
He's a fucking troll over here.
Are you going to push me about broth again?
Gotta get a good broth.
Go on, Chapo.
Bone broth, baby.
Ben, go on.
Ramen.
Whatever.
I don't care.
Nope.
Come on.
Ramo Trap House.
By the way, we should mention that-
I'm sure we'd never reference Chapo Trap House on this fucking podcast.
Go ahead.
Let's flip our cards over.
That's the podcast we've been feuding with
I know we made these
allusions to the podcast
yeah I guess we should
we definitely began
with a C
anyway
Chapo Trap House
has been stealing our bits
yeah that's why
they did that whole
Catherine Bigelow
miniseries
right after
the Nolan Macy's
right after this
Spielberg miniseries
alright go on
what were you going to say
about
do you feel any different
this movie's not coming out
for a month
I want to state something that I haven't said yet in this podcast.
We're recording this at the end of November.
Ben seems to be closing in on a chicken bowl.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Um,
this movie doesn't even come out limited release until a month from now.
Until the 22nd,
I believe.
Right.
So it's going to go wide after we come out.
I think it's going wide on like January 12th.
Right.
Like the second week
of January
and then the Oscar nominations
will come out
around then.
It's the end of January
I would imagine.
Maybe first week of Feb
because the Oscars
are first week of March.
I think usually
in the January 20s
the early 20s.
You know we got the Olympics.
Oscars are usually
now end of February.
Oh because the Olympics
are pushed into
first week of March.
So maybe the nominations
will be early Feb this year.
But the point is we're recording this with no context as to how this movie is going to be March now. First weekend of March. So maybe the nominations will be early Feb this year. But the point is,
we're recording this
with no context
as to how this movie
is going to play,
but also,
this is a movie
whose power
could be greatly affected
by the events of the world.
Sure.
You know?
You're saying like really,
even within that window.
Yeah, within that window.
Yeah.
There could be seismic shifts
in the relationship
between the press
and our administration. Let's hope. And our administration.
Let's hope.
I'm kidding.
You know?
But it's like, if things get better, this movie could gain power.
If things get worse, this movie could gain power.
You know?
We're at a point where, like, either direction the pendulum swings in terms of the relationship between journalism, you know, and our government is going to only strengthen this film.
And I think we are at a point, as we were saying, I mean, we're making the joke facetiously,
but like people say like, well, newspapers don't really have any power anymore, blogs,
this or that. But you look at it and it's like all these guys are only actually getting outed when
the New York Times writes about them.
It doesn't matter if these stories have existed in the ether for a long time.
Like the last couple of months have really proven how much power
certain outlets still
have in terms of lending
an air of legitimacy to a story.
Which is what this movie is about.
What it means if this paper puts
their name and their weight behind
publishing these papers. With literally
a threat of imprisonment
dangling over their heads
from the White House.
Right.
Now, it also is in a time period
where the internet doesn't exist.
Sure.
And if papers don't publish,
there's no way these things are going to get out.
They're not going to leak.
They're not going to WikiLeak.
That's true.
They don't have Twitter.
Right.
Yet.
Yet.
But they're the only guard in between
the powers that be and the people
so this movie starts
in that
it does, fucking CCR
starts playing and I was like
I got a little worried from the get go
at least it wasn't Fortunate Son
I forget what song it is but still
what's that song called? it's called matthew reese paints his face yes but you hear like
helicopters sure it's just and you're just like oh fuck is he whiffing on this a little bit a
little bit immediately for a second you're like fuck but then you remember it's steven spielberg
every movie he makes has too much paprika right at the beginning and right at the end.
Yes, correct.
It's like he spills all the paprika and then he wipes it away really fast.
Steve's weird because he only puts paprika on the bread of the sandwich.
Yeah, on the outsides.
Yes.
It's a little dip.
So if you looked at the top of the sandwich, you'd be like, this is going to be a nightmare.
And then you get in and the meat is perfectly seasoned.
Delicious vegetables.
Farm fresh. Great pastrami and vegetables. Yes. The classic sandwich. Yes. and then you get in and the meat is perfectly seasoned delicious vegetables farm fresh
great pastrami
and vegetables
yes
the classic sandwich
yes
a nice
a nice slice of gruyere
uh
so
yeah you got Nam
you got Ellsberg
Danny Ellsberg
uh
our bud
Daniel Ellsberg
played by a very haunted
looking Matthew Reeves
he's fucking
excels at haunted
Matthew Reeves is
king of haunted
yes which is funny because he's
obviously like in real life this happy-go-lucky welsh guy right who has a whole show on british
tv about drinking wine with matthew good where they like is he really yes oh you don't know
about this oh oh my friend you are in for a treat is it called a good wine uh it's called i believe
uh fuck uh it's just called the wine show it should be called good
wine yeah that would be good yeah it should be the the show should be they have to pair
wine with reese's products here's a picture of them drinking some wine i mean that looks lovely
yes it's fucking lovely in the glass sniffing like a pro you gotta sniff you gotta
sniff you gotta get that nose going yes uh he's got he's got a resting haunted face uh yes he
does and when he did the q a afterwards he speaks his welsh accent there's something like so like
the welsh accent it's not to stereotype it's very sing-songy very melodic i was gonna say
but like he has this like his american accent which is impeccable it is you never know
also is like
very grave
like the way he speaks
an American accent
it's something
you know his hair is
like his hairline
is slightly receded
he's got a fascinating
hairline
he's got this big
forehead
he's got these
sort of sunken eyes
and yeah so he always
just kind of looks
like even in fucking
like
yeah
what's like a kids movie
he was in that I saw
like I don't know
he just always looks
he was in a kids movie
I could have sworn he was in some kids mr popper's penguin
yes that's what it was fucker and mr popper's penguin oh fuck what was it oh no no you know
what it was a british tv miniseries that aired on a and e in america Yeah. Based on the Arthur Conan Doyle novel,
The Lost World.
Oh, okay.
Starring,
we love him,
we respect him,
he's our president,
Mr. Bob Hoskins.
Ugh.
Yeah, there you go.
R.I.P.
Yep.
Do you know that Noah Baumbach
was supposed to write and direct
Mr. Popper's Penguins?
No.
He was formally announced.
He was like,
I finally want to make a movie my kids
can see. And then they were
like, what the fuck is this script?
I can't imagine what he submitted.
Stiller was supposed to do it.
Stiller signed on. The children's book, I
assume, is pretty light on
detail, so he could kind of go wherever he wanted
with it, right? Apparently his movie is mostly about
sports management. That sounds terrible.
Yeah, but Stiller was supposed to do it and Stiller was like
I make fun of Baumbach for every
scene. He just announced his new movie. It's like
Scar Jo and Ben Stiller maybe
or Adam Driver's in it. And the plot
synopsis is like a family struggles with a divorce.
And it's like, great, fine. That's what you should do.
Movies about divorce. That is
what you do. Right. It doesn't track
as well when a man is divorcing a penguin.
Let alone many penguins.
And fighting over like the, you know, house in Poughkeepsie or whatever.
Anyway, so we start out in Haunted Matthew Rees.
33 minutes in and we are one minute into the movie.
Yeah.
We have like an hour until we're literally getting pushed out of the studio. We have process from the get-go because we have
this sort of scene of Ellsberg
helping conduct this study
for the Rand Corporation in Vietnam.
He reports to Bob
McNamara, who was the secretary
of the fucking defense at the
time. Played by a delicious Bruce
Greenwood. A plus Bruce Greenwood, who is soon
going to play every single member of the Kennedy cabinet
because he already fucking played Kennedy.
He's played both JFK and Bobby.
I think he's played Bobby and Kennedy.
I think he played JFK in something.
He played JFK in 13 Days.
Right.
I think he played Bobby in something.
He's got that patrician look.
Yes.
Let me see.
Talk about a guy who, by the way, is
aging well. Like, Bruce Greenwood
at 61 has never looked better.
Like, you can imagine, like,
25-year-old Bruce Greenwood is like, oh, these
heartthrobs, better looking than me. I'm never
going to get the leading man parts. And, like,
Bruce Greenwood has become, like, a surprise
sex symbol. Sure. He's aged
better than most actors of his generation.
I guess, no, he's only ever played
John F. Jack Kennedy, but you know,
he should play Bobby Kennedy.
He's getting old, so I guess it's hard.
And he was the president in Kingsman, the movie
we talk about every episode, Kingsman and the Golden Circle.
Exactly. I'd love to see him play
C. Douglas Dillon, the secretary
of the treasury. Sure, Halderman.
Yeah, well, that's Nixon, but yes.
I'll go right, right. Anyway,
we see him. He summons Ellsberg sure and he's like what's this come on give it to me straight yeah how's it going in vietnam and he's like no it's i think it's a great line where he sort of
stands there and you know you can tell like a lot rests on what he says and he's like what
surprises me is how much it stayed the same yes that's the thing right he's on the plane and
they're trying to settle an argument right it was like it's worse is it better and he's like, what surprises me is how much it stayed the same. Yes, that's the thing. Right. He's on the plane and they're trying to settle an argument.
Right.
It was like, is worse, is it better?
And he's like, really?
It's the same.
And McNamara is like, see, what am I fucking telling you?
Same is worse.
You know, we're pouring troops in.
It's no different.
Right.
I forgot about that scene.
That's a really good scene.
I think it's a, yeah.
And then, yeah, exactly.
I think it's a great scene because it's also laying out this little sort of like D plot,
which is like the guilt, the burden of guilt that McNamara held for the rest of his life. But this movie is of like D plot which is like the guilt the burden of guilt
that McNamara held for the rest of his life
but this movie is moving like a bullet train like we're maybe
like two and a half minutes into it
and by minute four they're like
photocopying the papers
yeah he then so right then
crisis of confidence conscience
Ellsberg photocopies
the Pentagon report takes it out
sneaks it out they cut off the top secret they photocopyies the Pentagon report, takes it out. Sneaks it out.
They cut off the top secret.
They photocopy it.
But this is like he's shooting this stuff the same way he's shooting the Vietnam stuff at the beginning.
Sure.
This movie is just very forceful.
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah.
Really, really elegant, unshowy, but every moment's fucking cinematic.
There are some of the most cinematic like
the scene that's closest to an
action sequence in this movie is Bob
Odenkirk struggling to find the loose change
to make a phone call on a payphone
the change is on the payphone
he like knocks it all off oh it's so good
and he shoots it like it's the fucking parallax
he's like practically on like a swivel
oh it's so good
okay so we're like, yes.
All right, fine.
So cut to Kay Graham, Meryl Streep,
playing Catherine Graham, publisher of the Washington Post.
Taking the company public.
Heiress to the family.
Sure, yeah.
The daughter of the Graham scion, I forget his name,
who had left the paper to her husband,
even though she was, you know, she was Bill Graham's daughter.
Well, her rompher rompher woman cannot run the paper.
So he leaves it to her husband.
Her husband was this famous sort of Washington player who killed himself and obviously suffered from depression.
So this is, but that's all in the past.
But they're hobnobbers.
They're friends with the Kennedys.
They're friends with McNamara.
Friends with McNamara. Friends with McNamara.
So she has an interesting relationship because she is very close with all the people they're ostensibly supposed to be writing about.
Yes.
And so, but they're going public to get some solvency for their little paper.
Right.
The movie even doesn't hit it hard enough how little the post was.
It was just like a local paper.
I mean, they hit it pretty hard, I guess.
But Meryl Streep pointed out in the Q&A that they don't mention that there just like a local paper. I mean they hit it pretty hard I guess.
But Meryl Streep pointed out in the Q&A
that they don't mention
that there were like
other Washington papers.
Right.
There were like six
other papers.
No one thinks of that
anymore that they were
like competing.
But she's got her
buddy Fritz who's
played by the great
Tracy Letts.
He's so good.
And she's like got her
like bullet points of
the speech she wants
to give.
Oh because that's
what we see first
is her practicing
the speech. Yeah. In her office. Yes.'s what we see first is her practicing the speech in her office.
Yes.
And saying, like, is this forceful enough, this and that,
before they go into the meeting where she's making the case for going public
and what they're asking price, their initial offering is going to be,
and all that sort of stuff.
And they get in there, and immediately she's just being dismissed by everyone,
just by their fucking eyes, you know, before anyone says anything.
I think he,
look,
he hits the hammer on the head,
the hammer,
the nail on the head.
He also hits the hammer.
Sure.
Over and over,
but I love all those shots of her,
sort of swamped by men.
Yes.
Just a sea of old white guys.
Yeah,
old gray man.
And she,
because she was,
again,
this movie doesn't note this,
but she was the first ever female CEO of a Fortune 500 company.
Which is crazy.
Which is crazy.
Yeah.
Because this is, we're now in 1971.
Mm-hmm.
And yeah, and she, right.
But I love that early scene.
Yes.
And like Meryl said at the Q&A how she read her autobiography.
And I think her autobiography is a lot about how timid she was.
Mm-hmm.
Like she reflects on her own timidity.
Right.
Like until later, until, until later, until she'd been
at the post for a few years. Tracy Letts steps
up and starts saying her bullet points because he can
tell that she's too sort of nervous
at the moment. Helps
her out. They share a kind of
kind, warm look.
And it's clear that this guy is sort of the one guy
that has her back in this upper
echelon in these boardrooms. But still
he has to do, you know, this sort of assertion for her.
Yes.
And like, you know, that's, but I love the way Merrill plays it
where it's like, right, there's not resentment per se,
but it is sort of like a sad fact, I guess,
of how she has to exist in the public space.
Right, but she's a blue blood and she's all about legitimacy
and her whole stance is improve quality, improve profits.
Yeah, her whole stance is right.
It's good to pour money into good reporting because that'll boost the papers.
Which is a hard sale.
Like she's just saying we have to get as intelligent and respectable as possible and that will pay us back later.
They sign off on going public.
Grudgingly.
That means the banks have this like window where something crazy happens they can pull out of the deal.
Yes.
That's all laid out there.
Cut to Ben Bradley.
Right?
Yes.
Because the time span of this movie is about a week.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's pretty tight.
The bulk of the movie takes place over like 12 hours.
It's great.
Yeah.
Because again, I didn't know anything going in.
Obviously, we had seen the trailer, but even the trailer's really vague.
Yes.
And I was like, is this going to be like a Watergate epic type thing where it like sort
of starts with the Pentagon Papers and it goes to the Watergate because it's about the
Washington Post.
Right, right.
You know, it could cover years.
Yes.
But Spielberg, he loves that narrow window.
Yes.
He loves, you know, same with Lincoln.
Like, let's, no, no, no, no.
Let's just look at a little bit.
And let's say Nixon's a big presence in this movie but the way he depicts Nixon is uh we get these sort of weird
creepy zoom lens shots of him in the very voyeuristic right yeah um that Nixon from behind
on on the phone on the phone in the oval office a guy who's doing a lot of backting. A lot of gesticulating.
Yeah, he's doing a lot of
pointing to the table.
Yes.
A lot of finger on the table.
But they use...
It's a lot like when Ben
wants to tell me about broth.
Yeah.
Another full force shove
from Ben Housley.
But he's using, yes,
he's using the Nixon tapes.
The real Nixon recordings.
Right, he said he went through
all of the Nixon recordings
available and found the ones
that he thought were most relevant
to the points of the film.
I bet you he,
like,
that's why he agreed
to do this whole movie.
That's such a dad project
where like Spielberg's like,
listen to the Nixon tapes.
That's a fun march.
Because,
you know,
he comes up,
you know,
Spielberg emerges
in the Nixon,
post-Nixon era,
right around then.
Yeah.
I'm sure it was
very formative to him
as a stoned teenager or whatever the fuck he was in 1971.
Yes.
But.
He was like 25, I think.
Yeah, he was like four years away from making Jaws.
He made Jaws when he was like 26.
It was ridiculous.
But he was already like directing like fucking night gallery episodes and stuff.
Yeah, he was already like directing like the final performance of fucking like.
It was.
Who is it? What's it? Mommy dearest uh shit joan crawford is that who it is yeah he directed a night gallery
episode gallery right right that was her last screen appearance ever and you see the picture
where he's like grasping her hands and like bowing to her and he's like 18 tom hanks also noted
slightly creepily that he was there on the last day of Kate Graham's life. Where he was like, yeah, I met her in Idaho.
And then she died.
Yeah, she got in a car and she died six hours later.
And I was like, okay, Tom, you're trying to absolve yourself.
I met her and then later I wasn't there.
And I was with other people.
Did you serve her dinner as well?
Did anyone check that?
Anyway.
Anyway. Ben Bradley.
Played by Tommy Boy.
What'd you do?
It's a line from Tommy Boy.
David, at the moment,
we see Tom Hanks in sort of
like a boys club kind of room.
That's his introduction.
Smoking a cigar.
His introduction is their lunch
you know his lunch with Kate Graham
and as Meryl pointed out in the Q&A we're on a first name
basis with Meryl because we saw her do a Q&A
she's Meryl baby as Meryl pointed out
in the Q&A she thought that was
a really telling scene that
she has to treat him like
a superior even though she is his superior
she's the boss she has to meet him at his place
and his grounds
because they're talking about oh the Nixon you know Richard Nixon's daughter got married at the White House a superior even though she is his superior. She's the boss. She has to meet him at his place and his grounds.
Because they're talking about, oh,
Richard Nixon's daughter got married at the White House. How are we going to cover this?
They banned this reporter you have
who is kind of mean about the
Nixons, so that's why it's happening. She's sort of
gently trying to be like,
it's the style section. Couldn't we get
someone else? And eventually he's like,
don't put your finger in my
eye kate you know he like he sort of shuts her down with this like kind of snappy line and rather
than push back she kind of is like okay no i know you know it like sort of like tries to sidetrack
or you know uh at the moment such a good scene yeah the shot where we see tom hanks sitting at
this this table smoking the cigar waiting waiting for K to arrive, David tapped
me on the shoulder and went, that's Tom Hanks.
Yeah, great bit by me.
That's chappy.
But, God,
I mean, I've said it before, I'll say it
again, this fits into the Tom Hanks,
my favorite era of Tom Hanks, which is just men
who are good at their job.
Yes, for sure. I mean, Ben Bradley
is a little more of like a...
It's a different variation.
More of a garrulous guy than, say, your Mr. Bridge of Spies,
but still, or Sully.
Right, because Ben Bradley has more of an ego,
and he has the reputation he wants to maintain.
If Ben Bradley landed a plane on the Hudson,
he would be like,
check that fucking shit out that I just did.
He'd be into it.
He wouldn't be like Sully,
where he's like, everyone off the plane.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But he is a guy who
becomes clear is just about the work
even though there's a lot of showboating in his
whole behavioral thing.
And he has this huge shit on his shoulder because
the Post is this inferior product
in everyone's eyes to
real paper like the New York Times.
And soon enough the Times, because there were some complaints to people like the Post, I mean the Times paper like the New York Times. And soon enough, the Times,
because there were some complaints to people like the Post.
I mean, the Times actually broke the Pentagon Papers.
Is this going to overlook that?
No, the Times are like, that's like where he wants it, right?
It's like the golden arches.
That's where he wants to get some McDonald's.
Right.
The Times.
And they're McDougals.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Exactly.
That's the name of the thing from Coming to America, right?
Did I fuck that up?
McDowell's.
That's what it is.
God damn it.
It's McDowell's.
I was close.
Whatever.
Yeah.
We'll fix it in post.
We'll fix it in post.
Ben, cut this whole episode out.
The beginning of the movie, New York Times gets a lot of play.
Right.
And I love, I mean, this is when I was getting, cause I was like,
there's a kid they send on a train,
which he came on screen.
I went like,
Jesus Christ,
how did I not get the fucking audition?
Oh shit.
Seriously.
But no,
there's two kids.
Cause there's the first kid in the times who's passing the real package.
Right.
Yes.
And we follow him like through the building.
And then there's the second kid the
intern yes who bradley sends up to sneak snoop on the time yes and i love it when he arrives and he
like looks up at the office and all the news that's either of those roles you didn't get either
of those roles they're both played by mel gibson no they're both played by griffin newman type yeah
they are let's call it as i we see it your quote's too high for that role now. I also was filming too much at that time.
I had negative free time.
That's true.
But, yes, he has them sort of spying on the New York Times
trying to figure out what they could do.
And there's a moment I love where the kid gets back to the office
and he goes, I saw the front page because he peeped it in the elevator.
He peeps the front page. And he draws a, I saw the front page because he peeped it in the elevator. He peeps the front page
and he draws a picture
of what the front page looks like.
Right,
but there's a blank space
where it's just like Neil,
where Neil's story is going to go.
Yes.
And Bradley's like,
fuck.
Like,
I don't know if he says fuck.
Yeah,
but he knows.
He's like,
they got something amazing.
Yeah,
and we get a little taste
of Michael Stahlberg.
Stahlberg.
God damn it.
Is Abe Rosenthal,
who was the executive editor
at the time. Yeah. And, god damn it. Is Abe Rosenthal, who was the executive editor at the time.
Yeah.
And he's friends
with Kate Graham too.
You know, they're all buds.
Of the times at the time.
Exactly.
Post post.
Yes.
But in a pre-the post time.
Well, pre-the movie,
the post.
Right.
They're mid-post,
pre-post the film.
But it's mid-post the paper.
Right.
All right, let's wrap this up.
Yeah, that's it. All right. Good movie. Four and a half stars. Yeah, so we see the competition that's-post the paper. Right. Alright, let's wrap this up. Yeah, that's it.
Alright, good movie. Four and a half stars. Yeah, so we see
the competition that's spying on him. Like, a couple
scenes later, he's hobnobbing with Kay Graham
at a party, you know? Yeah, totally.
They're friends, but, you know,
they all think of Kay as, like, this nice
hostess lady. Right. Oh, it's a real
shame what happened to her husband. Now she's stuck with
this company. She never asked for it. She never...
She doesn't know how to do this.
And Bradley Whitford
is playing Arthur Parsons
who's like sort of
her financial advisor type,
like a guy on the board.
Yeah.
Who's sort of like,
Kay, I don't think
we should be like doing anything.
Yeah.
Like.
Yeah, in a weird turn of events,
Steven Spielberg casts
Bradley Whitford to be irritable.
Kay, what,
what are you doing here?
I adore Bradley
Whitford, but it's true. That man is like
the king of irritable. You once told me that
you think I'm going to age into Bradley
Whitford, which is like kind of my dream career.
I think you have the hair. I think
you have the face. Yes. Like the sort of
body type. I think you're just, you're Bradley Whitford
waiting to happen. Bottle irritability.
How old was Bradley Whitford when the West Wing happened? Well, what I'm looking for you're Bradley Whitford waiting to happen. Bodily irritability. Because, like, how old was Bradley Whitford when the West Wing happened?
Like.
Well, what I'm looking for is my Bradley Whitford and Billy Madison.
He was 30.
Okay.
He was 30 in the West Wing?
Yeah, he looks 38.
Jesus Christ.
I have two years to get to the West Wing?
Sorry.
Jesus fucking Christ.
I just love how he's the hottie in the West Wing, even though Sam Seaborn is, Robbo, I
guess, is the real hottie.
He's 30 in the West Wing? Born in 1959 Seaborn is, Robbo, I guess, is the real hottie. He's 30 in the West Wing?
Born in 1959.
Oh, no.
Thank you.
I did the math wrong.
He was 40.
Yeah, thank you.
Okay, there we go.
So he's like 30-something Billy Madison.
Yes, he's like 33 or 34.
I got five years to get to Billy Madison.
Okay, cool.
This movie has a
stacked supporting cast
and I went into it
being like,
there's got to be some
supporting nominee
in this film.
I don't think so.
I don't think so either.
Odenkirk is the biggest
and even he,
I think,
is a little too small.
Because it's the...
It's the Meryl show.
This is the Meryl show.
It's also,
in a way I respect,
even Hanks is like,
it's a very unshowy character.
No, he's deferring to her.
Right.
He's got a voice that he's doing and he swears a little buthowy character no he's deferring to her right he's got a voice
that he's doing
and he swears a little
but like no
everyone's just doing
really solid work
in this movie
but it's not a movie
that serves up
big Oscar moments
hers is the arc
yes
and everyone else
is sort of right
these like little guys
right
and as we've said
the artistry of Meryl Streep's
performance in this
is that she plays against
all the Oscar performance
instincts that anyone else
would have
she knows what she's doing She knows what she's doing.
She knows what she's doing.
It would be insane for her to win a fourth Oscar, but
she should have won her third Oscar for this.
Not the fucking Iron Lady.
Interesting.
I hate the Iron Lady. I do too.
I think she won
the Iron Lady Oscar for how
good...
Deborah Esprana?
Well, yeah.
But also, for Margaret Thatcher, I think is whatever.
I think all the older senile dementia stuff is very well done.
She's fine in the movie.
From an acting standpoint.
I hate the movie.
That movie sucks.
There's no way she should have won.
She beat Viola Davis.
It was close to one of the worst decisions they ever made.
Oh, I think she should have won for adaptation.
I think that's like
the unheralded Meryl performance.
Yeah.
But whatever.
Whatever.
Who won for that?
Catherine Zeta-Jones.
Yeah.
I thought Meryl was going to win that year.
I remember I had my chips on Meryl
because she won the Globe.
She did.
Catherine Zeta-Jones won.
Catherine Zeta-Jones won.
Whatever.
Anyway,
movie keeps on trucking.
Yeah, truck's away
right
oh oh
early on
early on
because they had announced
the cast
and both
David Cross
and Bob Odenkirk
were in it
and I was like
if fucking Speely
has Bob and David
and he doesn't put him
in the same scene
I'm gonna like
flip my lid
and then early in the movie
like the first time
we go to the office
of the post
you hear Cross's voice.
It's a distinctive voice.
Right.
And so hurried,
sort of like,
Yeah, he's yelling at Charlene.
Handheld shot going through the office.
Right.
And it was ironic.
Yeah.
They didn't get it.
He was doing a bit.
Sorry.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Bob Odenkirk.
Sorry.
David Cross
with a really good comb-over wig.
Great. He looks amazing.
I think he's wearing a fake nose.
You're telling me that's his real nose,
in which case, what happened?
I think that's the aging process, baby.
That monologue...
Wahlberg gives him the happening.
Remember where he's talking to the kid who's so good-looking,
and he goes, but the thing is, when you get older,
every year your nose and your ears get better.
I think about that monologue a lot
he's like so if you have perfect features at 17
you're gonna be worse off at
24 than someone who hasn't grown to their face
right
Odenkirk's got a fucking cross has a big nose
but Odenkirk walks into an office
why am I fucking doing this
cross walks into an office right next to Odenkirk and we get
a two shot of the two of them and Ben and I
high fived and I was really happy right Odenkirk, and we get a two-shot of the two of them. And Ben and I high-fived, and I was really happy.
Right.
Odenkirk crosses cross to get into a post office.
Pre-post.
Pre-post.
Yeah.
There's a cross-cross.
There's a cross-cross.
But not a double cross.
A single cross.
No.
But what we do learn is that the Times has the fucking Pentagon Papers.
Okay, let's move along.
So they have the Pentagon Papers, and Bradley's mad about it.
Yes.
So he wants. There you go. He's sniff you go he's sniffing he's sniffing he's got nothing he goes to k though
yes lets her know his intent he lets her know his intent but he's also like you're friends with bob
mcnamara he commissioned this study number one like they're you know i feel like both he and k
throughout this movie are kind of wrestling with like you know we, we're the press, like we're the fourth estate.
Like we're supposed to be the people who sort of examine the shit that's
happening.
Like this Vietnam war has been going on for 10 plus years.
Yeah.
And with no sign of progress.
Sure.
And like,
what,
what,
what have we been doing?
Like not calling these people who were close to out on this.
Yeah.
What have we been doing being so cozy with them?
And he's saying to her, like,
Bob McNamara is fucking embarrassed right now,
and you got to call him out.
And she's like, well, I would never.
Bob's a friend.
He's a friend.
Yeah.
But they're both wrestling with the same thing,
and maybe in different ways.
But he's also saying, like,
hey, does Bob want to have Pentagon Papers he can give me?
Yes.
Where's the movie go next after this?
Well, it basically like,
it picks up the,
I mean,
Odenkirk's character
who is,
Oh, right.
Paul Bedakian
or Bedakian,
I forget how you say his name.
Very famous journalist.
Right.
He starts,
he knows a guy
who he thinks
might have leaked it.
He has an idea
like Ellsberg,
this guy at the Rand Corporation
who he worked with
who was always
a bit of long hair.
Yeah.
You know, a bit of a hippie.
Yes.
So he starts sniffing at that.
And I guess meanwhile, yeah, you just sort of have Bradley and Kay Graham going at it,
right?
Right.
But then we also have, we have a hippie girl played by Sasha Spielberg.
I mean, what a name.
What a performance.
I don't know.
Yeah.
She drops a box off on Michael Cyril
Michael Cyril
one of my favorite
fucking
desk
and I was like
oh he's gonna be
in this story
he's gonna be
in this movie
and instead
it's like his whole job
is he delivers
the box to Bradley
right
first he comes
in the front door
and Bradley's like
no
no
he goes around
to the managing editor
because he kind of
meekly goes like
sure I have something
you might want to see
and Bradley's like
get the fuck out of here
yeah right and it's one get the fuck out of here. Yeah.
And it's one continuous camera
move. It's very fun.
Following him where he goes to the other
office and tells him and he has to go
in and then Bradley listens.
It's a good moment. It is.
But yeah so here
they're getting the Pentagon Papers too but not enough
and then right now. And they're like where do you get these?
And he's like some girl. And he's like what do you mean? Left but not enough. And then right now, I guess, where do you get these things? Like some girl? Yes.
Like what do you mean?
It's left on my desk.
And,
but then the important thing is like,
uh,
the,
the Nixon,
you know,
the justice department sues the times and enjoins them from releasing this shit.
No more Pentagon paper stories.
Yes.
Or else you'll be in contempt of court.
Right.
So that's looming now too right so they start
getting their legal team in right well no no that comes in later at this at this point is when
odenkirk gets the papers yes he meets with ellsberg in the hotel room there's that great spielberg
face shot of him looking at the papers and then you cut to the beds are strewn with these like
piles there's also i was saying he shoots a lot of this movie like a 70s political thriller,
but there are sequences,
I think,
that mostly come into moments of great sort of moral conflict
for people.
There's another sequence
where Meryl's on the phone
trying to make a big decision.
Sure.
This one with Odenkirk
in the hotel room
trying to decide what to do,
where suddenly the film gets
very German expressionist.
It starts looking like
Night of the Hunter.
Yeah, yeah. He has this people, but it starts looking like night of the hunter. Yeah.
He has this people,
but he starts doing crazy shadows on the walls and these crazy angles.
And you're right.
Cause like in that scene,
that's when Ellsberg is saying to the Odenker character,
like,
well,
you,
cause it was like,
we could go to jail.
And he's like,
well,
isn't that the point?
Like you go to jail to stop the Vietnam war.
Right.
And he's like,
yeah,
in theory,
like principle.
Sure.
But these scenes that are,
you know,
like, I mean, I, people always say, the real test of a great filmmaker is how you shoot two people in a room talking.
Like, anyone can shoot the fancy stuff and the exciting stuff and make it exciting.
But if you know how to make that stuff cinematic with not an abundance of style or flash for the sake of style or flash, you know?
Right, right. an abundance of style or flash for the sake of style or flash, you know? Right.
But like he finds these moments,
they're just like people in a room having pretty low energy conversations.
Right.
But finds a way to shoot it.
So you get the sense of the looming threat of like,
this is a decision that's going to define the rest of my life.
Yeah.
What I say in the next two minutes could change the state of this country,
could change whether or not I spend the rest of my life as a free man in jail.
So yes, that hotel room scene
is really good. Odenkirk's so fucking good in this.
It's just so exciting to see Odenkirk
be fourth billed in a fucking Spielberg movie.
I know, and he's terrific.
There's the scene of him riding on the
plane with the boxes all
seatbelted to the plane.
Struggling to seatbelt it.
I've long contended he's my... i think he's the greatest actor in the history of sketch comedy i think he always played sketch comedy like it was a fucking eugene o'neill play and for so
long cross was working a lot and odin kirk was trying to direct and he wasn't really working
and he didn't get as much respect yeah and he made he directed those like weird movies like
the brother solomon yeah we're like what the fuck are you doing
and I'm like so fucking here for this revival
of Bob Odenkirk as like a legitimate
actor getting this level of respect
nominations and everything he's the fucking best
it's the same fucking path I just hope he doesn't do a bunch
of boring ass bad movies
he gives shit performances in
Trumbo
he's back the Trumbo
fan is logged on I'm trying to type in my bathtub great line from Trumbo. He's back. The Trumbo fan is logged on.
I'm trying to type in my bathtub.
Great line from Trumbo.
Yes.
Did you see Last Flag Flying?
I have not yet.
So in that movie, Steve Carell plays a sentient wet blanket.
And Lawrence Fishburne, who's good, both of them I think are pretty good,
plays a guy who's like, well, I'm'm a pastor now and I'm a good family man and you know someone goes like and he's like hey
fuck you you know like he's all bottled up right Bryan Cranston is playing the Jack Nicholson
character right it's one of I think I mean I think it's an incredibly embarrassing performance
even from the trailer it looked embarrassing it's it's you're just like what movie do you think
you're in one because this is a muted AF.
Yes.
This is a low-key movie.
Sure.
And I guess he's thinking like,
well,
I'm the energy,
but like,
it's all wrong.
It's terrible.
Link Letter tried to make
that movie
right after School of Rock
when he had some heat.
Right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
With Nicholson.
With Nicholson and Quaid
and Otis.
Right,
about pre-Star Wackers,
off the grid, Quaid.
And Otis Young had died at that point,
but he was going to have Morgan Freeman play the part.
Yeah.
And I just fucking wish he had made that movie.
Maybe it wouldn't have been better than this film.
Maybe this book just has less juice to it
than Last Detail does.
I think it does.
There would have been power from having the three guys.
But if it was a real sequel to The Last Detail,
it would make more sense.
Because instead it's not.
So they're alluding to events that are not quite like the last detail from
their past.
Right.
And you're kind of trying to figure out what you're like,
right.
It's not the last detail,
but they're like,
it was crazy what we got up to.
And I'm like,
what did you get?
They don't tell you like Corral and Cranston are like pretty much the same
age.
Yeah,
sure.
Unless it's held the generational shift between like,
Quaid's like a kid in that.
And that's kind of how
they're playing it
in this movie too
is that Carell
is the younger person.
Right.
It's fucking...
But like Cranston's too old.
It's too young
to be playing that character.
No, I know.
Carell is just a good actor
but he just,
he gets so stuck
in his ruts
like when he's doing stuff.
Like in Same with Battle of the Sexes
where it's like
he has one mode
for that character. I think he's kind of solid in that movie same with battle of the sexes where it's like, he has one mode for that character.
I think he's kind of solid in that movie.
I just think that movie should be less focused on him.
I think that performance would work best if it were sidelined a little more.
Okay.
All right.
I think that movie should be a Billie Jean biopic with occasional appearances
from Bobby Riggs.
And instead it's like 60,
40.
That's cool.
Anyway. Anyway.
Sorry, I realize we've been on this.
And we're getting kicked out of the studio in half an hour. 32 minutes.
You got 45. Oh, okay.
But what happens?
Honestly, we're almost done.
Kind of, yeah. He gets the papers of yeah he gets the papers he's got the
papers that's when you have the scene you were remembering where she's you know he goes to k
there's this sort of recurring joke that he keeps showing up at her like a lovely washington mansion
she's she's having a party giving a speech she's always having parties and giving speeches
and he's like k uh they disrupt her speech to be like you got to pick up this phone call that's later that's later first is him being like yes where she's like do you have the papers and he's like, okay. They disrupt her speech to be like, you got to pick up this phone call. That's later.
Oh, that's later.
First is him being like, where she's like, do you have the papers?
And he's like, not yet.
Right, right, right.
But.
That's when, oh God.
Can I just like, I've said this before with Spielberg.
Is this going to be about fucking Tom Hanks being good at his job?
No, no, no.
Because you made your point.
No, it's not.
It's not.
It's not at all.
Okay.
There is a moment.
It might be this scene because
there are a couple scenes that are similar of tom hanks barging in they later make a joke they call
it out in the movie and say like what do you have a key like how do you keep on coming in sure i
think he says you should give me a key yes something like that yeah uh but allison brie plays uh
meryl streep's daughter k graham's daughter. Yeah. And I think one of these scenes,
he comes in when she's just sort of
having family time with her daughter
and her grandchildren.
And they have a talk
in front of the sort of big picture window doors
to her backyard patio area.
Uh-huh.
And it's a two-shot.
The whole conversation's in a two-shot
with Alison Brie in the background
still in focus. Three kids
running around the table playing.
And you're just watching Alison Brie watch
their body language talking.
Alison Brie's good in this movie.
Clearly trying to figure out, knowing that
something's happening. And Spielberg
just keeps it fucking there. And I just looked at it
and I was like, this is a fucking movie.
This is a movie where you have, like, an
immaculately dressed, period
setting.
Three fucking pro actors
playing out good dialogue and an unbroken
take with so many interesting
physical dynamics happening, you know?
And there's so many things like that where, like, Spielberg,
when he says, I want to make this movie,
A, he gets top-of- of the line people and all the crafts.
But B, he gets the budget to make it properly.
And you look at this movie and it's like he's got fucking wide exterior shots where they've dressed everything to look so era appropriate.
And so many period films you see today, it's like clearly they're like, we're going to have to shoot this because we can only afford like two feet of dressing.
No, you're right.
I'm cutting you off.
I just love that. Yeah, yeah you off. I just love that show.
You're right. In nine months, they made a
fucking movie that has those printing
press scenes. All these
nice elaborate sets. And you see a full block.
They go around a corner. They had to get
that many cars. They shot it in New York a lot too.
Yeah, they mostly shot it in New York.
And upstate, they said a little bit.
I think White Plains.
I think it was White Plains, yes.
It's where they shot the office stuff.
So, The Post is a film by Steven Spielberg.
It came out a couple weeks ago.
Yes, I mean, Hanks and Streep have this series of conversations about his intention,
why he thinks it's important.
Sure, but she knows it's this mix of him being like,
we have to defy this concept that the newspapers can't print this shit. Sure. But like she knows it's this mix of him being like we have to defy
this concept that the newspapers can't
print this shit because the government says
so. But also I
want to beat the New York Times and they've been shut
down by the courts. So let me do it. There's
like that window of time. I think they have
I don't literally get ahead of
12 hours or something like this is when the
movie becomes on the clock because there's all that
fun stuff in I guess it's in bradley's house right where you've got all the reporters like pat healy
and uh odin kirk and carrie coon and like they're all like they've spread the papers everywhere and
they're all like his daughter's daughter's making a fucking that's a classic spielberg bit i mean
maybe he read that in some book somewhere but i love love that. That's a moment, too, I love when Odenkirk
pulls up in the taxi cab with
the box and is
just like, get my briefcase, get my briefcase.
It's like a baby that he's rushing
to the hospital, you know?
He's just running up the stairs
with this box because they know the time is of
the essence. From the moment they open the box,
they're like, we would have to go to press in
eight hours.
We have eight hours to comb through this find
our story get the story
ready to hand it over to
the press to get it out
in time for tomorrow.
Right.
And there's all these
questions like the Times
had months with this.
They could clear out any
like redact anything that
really was a threat to
national security.
Blah blah blah.
Also the two lawyers
played ably by a full-faced jesse plemmons
and a gaunt zach wood not full-faced zach wood zach wood a great comedy team uh they're like
pressuring odenkirk where they're like is your source the same source as the times because then
we're in the lawsuit right you know like you know right we could go to jail and there's a scene that
comes later which which I remember
someone saying,
back in the old days of the IMDB message boards,
RIP. I remember someone in the
Spielberg thread, I used to lurk around those,
saying, why is he such
a great director? I don't really get it. Can someone
explain to me what a director does and why it's great?
And someone wrote this whole post that I always think about,
saying the thing with Spielberg is,
you want to know what makes him a great director?
Watch the way he blocks any scene.
You know, he is so good at figuring out the physical movement.
How can I block it in shots and stuff like this?
Yeah, he's a fucking good director.
No, he is, I know.
But there's the scene, I know I'm skipping ahead a little bit.
It's going to be about mise-en-scene next.
Yeah, where Jesse Plemons.
Mise-en-place or mise-en-scene?
Jesse Plemons comes to Bob Odenkirk in the office
and explains to him the stakes
if this is indeed the same source.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Bob Odenkirk cannot
reveal his source. Right.
But he goes, what are the odds?
And he goes... And he's right on Odenkirk's
face, yeah. What Spielberg
keeps doing, there are very few cuts in this,
he keeps on rearranging them,
because they're moving around into a series of different two shots staggered who's in front who's in back come
this what is this semi-autician over here what is this 2018 griffin with the fucking blocking
but it's like you look at him and it's like he knows how to get a scene make it pop give it some
juice and do it in the fewest number of cuts possible keep the two actors i mean that's always
been his reputation is like he's the guy like, will walk in and be like,
okay, I think I want this camera here, this camera here.
Right.
And, like, decide that shit so fast
compared to, like, most normal directors.
And with the actors,
if you're on this end of the table for this line,
but then you cross over, but simultaneously you're doing that.
That was always, like,
even when he was fucking directing Joan Crawford,
it was always, like, the legend of Spielberg,
that he, like, knew his way around a set
in this sort of, like, magical way.
And Jaws is, like, a master class of that. I mean, that's the thing everyone says, is, like, he's theielberg that he like knew his way around a set in this sort of like magical way and jaws is like a master class of that i mean that's the thing everyone says is like he's the
first guy who feels like he is fluent in cinema like he didn't have to learn cinematic language
that's just somehow like a second language for him that he just speaks of understanding good for him
they post they publish the pentagon paper hey hey come on they have a series of conversations and you have streep you have fits
you have whitford you have all these people arguing the different reasons why they shouldn't
do it i guess it's right they finally have the papers they're gonna publish it and so now it's
right that's that's when she gets that's when she gets pulled out of the um speech she's giving
where it's like you have to make the final call do we do this or not and everyone's on the phone
like Whitford's on the phone in her house
Letts is on the phone in Bradley's house
and I'm going to do another Spielberg stroke off here
but there's a thing I love
she's talking to like two or three people
it's a conference call right
there's at least four people on the phone
but in different rooms
he does this thing where he cuts
with her turning her head
when she's talking to different people on the phone
as if she's in a conversation looking at different people
to give it more like pop.
It just feels so tense,
and it's building up to this big moment
where you're waiting for her to give the big Oscar speech
about why they need to take a stand.
And it's so tight on Meryl's face,
and then she just goes,
let's do it.
Let's go for it.
Let's do it.
I think we should do it.
After Let's has said,
I wouldn't do it.
The guy who usually sort of speaks for her.
Right.
And yeah, no, let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
And she sort of like gathers this momentum
as she goes.
That's what I'm going to say.
And I'm going to sleep now
goodnight
it's the
yes
and the audience
bursts out into applause
it's the most deft
underplaying I've ever seen
we're all waiting for her
to do something
to be like
you know
I say good day to you sir
you know
to Bradley Whitford
or whatever
and I guess she kind of
does that later
where she sort of says
like you know
you shouldn't be on the board
if you don't support
this kind of stuff
right
but still he never leans into it which i love but it goes against that thing
that i hate out of like certain historical films and biographies biopics where it's like
every line i say is the most important thing that has ever happened i am in this moment fully aware
of the consequences of what i'm saying on history what i love and she's just kind of like um what
yeah let's do it let's do it.
Let's do it.
What I love
is, I guess,
because there's still
all this drawn out shit
where Whitford's like,
you can still back out
and they have to like,
it goes down to this minute
where the printing press,
they're like,
do we go?
Do we not go?
And there's a line I love
where they say,
I think Plemons says,
just know if you publish this,
the post as you know it
may cease to exist.
Sure.
And Hank says something to the effect of, if we let them intimidate us, the post as you know it may cease to exist. Sure. And Hank says something to the effect of
if we let them intimidate us
the post as we know it has already ceased to exist.
Which is a killer.
Good line.
He finally, you know, they get the go ahead
the press starts working
and like there's this shot of Odenkirk at his desk
and the desk is shaking
because the press is beneath them.
Jowls are moving.
Which is a real anecdote
and it's literally like moving the fucking earth.
Yes.
The news.
And as Hanks pointed out,
big fan of typewriters,
he's like,
my biggest takeaway
from this movie
is how fucking difficult
it was to print a newspaper
in those days
because you see them
having to lay out
all the different blocks
and it's like,
oh,
there's another moment.
We saw this in a screening
with a lot of critics
and journalists, right?
True.
And there was a moment where they drop the piece on the desk of the copywriter, the copy editor.
Oh, God.
I fucking love that.
It's so funny.
Literally, they hand it to the copywriter.
His first thing is he crosses out the lead.
Right.
It's so funny.
And they say you have 30 minutes.
Yeah.
And he's like, oh, okay.
And the audience applauded, which that will not get applause in most theaters.
It's him immediately cutting the lead, which everyone like he's just like no two flower you know like
you could just tell he's like nope you have 30 minutes and just one fell swoop like takes out
the pen crosses it out 30 minutes later he's done they put in the pneumatic tube they're downstairs
they're putting the blocks on the press laying out the the front page and the thing is uh going
yeah there's another merrill moment she has with a similar underplaying that well there's that thing laying out the front page and the thing is going.
There's another Meryl moment she has with a similar underplaying
that I'm trying to remember now.
Well, there's that thing where she tells
Whitford to fuck off.
Yes.
But I'm trying to remember
if there's anything else.
I mean, there is.
She's the best and I love her.
Sarah Paulson gets her one moment
where she has the speech
where she kind of explains
to Tom Hanks.
Right.
And then, of course,
Streep has that moment
with Alison Brie
where she's remembering her
right after her husband's suicide
when Alison Brie wrote her
this little note
to read to the board.
Yeah.
Which is very well acted.
It's more of like
a classic Meryl,
like,
you know,
where she's sort of like
monologuing at nobody
and she has to,
you know,
does a lot of that,
a lot of sighing.
Wistful,
mild,
amazing sighs.
Holding the glasses in her hand.
Holding the glasses.
They go on, they go off.
She does some amazing glasses work in this movie.
She does, because she has glasses,
but she doesn't wear them for a lot of the film.
But if you just want to watch an actor
working well with props,
she's got a move she keeps on doing
where she holds one of the arms of her glasses
and twirls it in her fingers
when she's like deliberating on a big decision and it's
fucking ace
those are the two big sort of backwards and in heels
monologues which I think Spielberg
you know he said the Q&A that
there were the co-themes to him about
the media
you know the press needing to be brave at moments
where the government is
actively trying to silence
and suppress.
But also the co-theme of
you know
the amount of silent invisible
struggle that a woman in any
industry has to go through.
And they have these two speeches that
could have been overwrought
I think. And Spielberg as you said
puts too much of a peak at the beginning and the end of a lot of movies
you worry that he could underline that theme too much
but both of those moments
very underplayed
yeah because I mean
basically once they publish
you know
there are these nice moments
of like
you know
Bradley points out
the next day
that all these other newspapers
publish the same story
where he tosses all the papers
on the table
that's really nice
and we are not
small town papers
and I'm like
I love this
and then there's the scene
right after that
where they're down
in the printing press
and Meryl Streep
comes down
and she's sort of like
you know the press
doesn't always get it right
and you're like
alright Steven
you know we know
but whatever
that's his move
they say that
the newspaper
is the first draft
of history
doesn't she say
something like that
no
but that's always
what he does
he always does that
it's sweet
it's baked with a cake
and you kind of
have to accept
with Spielberg
that there's always going to be
a scene at the end
where he assumes you don't get
what the movie was about.
Yes.
Like he always does that.
It's fine.
And sometimes it's more elegant.
It's like how your aunt,
you know,
just sort of like the anecdote
just kind of goes on for a second.
Right.
This time it's thankfully pretty short.
You know,
I file it next to like
the kids jumping over the wall
and the train and Bridge of Spies,
which is just like,
okay,
get it over with.
It's fine.
It's fine.
The movie should have ended with,
you know,
face down in the bed.
But yeah,
sure.
But you know what else I love in this movie is,
uh,
well,
you know,
there's obviously like,
there's the Supreme court scene where they,
you see them all filing in,
but you don't actually,
you know,
see the court battle.
Sure.
Um,
but then you have Carrie Coon reciting the,
uh, the, um, the decision. I'll tell you over the phone that's a moment i thought he put a little too much no no no you are very wrong
that is a great moment that is such a good moment i think that moment's played a little too much
like an oscar moment i i love it i i think it's great to get those words in there they're so
important i agree much more than her then being like,
the press is an important institution.
You know, there's more vague.
I think it's important to get those words in there.
I think it's fine to have
Harry Kuhn's character be emotionally affected
by the words.
I think she plays it as if she's making
the grand statement of the film.
No.
And I think she's a phenomenal actor.
She's the best. She's so good.
She's obviously a power couple with Tracy Letts.
Carrie Coon. Really? Wait, you don't know that?
No. Yeah, they're married.
They've been married for years. I don't know anything.
There was someone else I found out the other day I didn't know.
Like two actors I didn't realize had been married for
like fucking 30 years. Yeah, Tracy
Coon, Carrie Coon and Tracy
Letts. Tracy Coon and Carrie Letts. Oh, you know
what's one I just found out about recently?
Tell me. Winnie Holzman and
Paul Dooley? Yeah. That's weird, right?
That's a weird one. Hey, man, Paul Dooley.
Hey. Get him on a Spielberg.
He can get it. Do you know
how old Paul Dooley is?
68. I believe he's
91. That was way off. I looked him up recently. He's cracked 90. I believe he's 91. That was way.
I looked him up recently.
He's he's cracked 90.
He's 89.
Okay.
He's 89.
When's his birthday?
Uh,
good call February.
So,
Hey,
in a couple months,
happy birthday,
Paul February.
What?
22nd.
I want him to have the same birthday as me.
No,
I'm sorry.
Uh,
Winnie Holzman is younger.
Yes.
Uh,
she's like 63.
She's more what I thought paul dooley was
i guess i'm thinking like paul dooley circa er you know paul dooley is also a guy who looked 63
when he was 21 like he has drugged hers face that's true he's a wilford brimley right yeah
um so that's the movie it ends with the two of them walking off hand in hand uh
in the with the press.
The press running behind him, right?
Well, and also there is that moment,
and this is another paprika moment.
I rode the home train with,
I rode the train home with David Ehrlich
and his wife, Elisa, who's the best.
And we were talking about that moment
of Meryl walking out of the Supreme Court
and Michael Stuhlbarg is giving the time statement
on the decision
and she just like navigates her way around and she's like I think we've said all we need
to say and just walks through a sea of women.
Yes.
All women where she you know and they're all kind of looking at her.
Yeah.
And I was like that's that's that was cheesy and Elisa was like I loved that.
Oh there's that really good moment too where she shows up and she doesn't know where which
room she should be in the courthouse and there's a girl who's like a like a clerk uh yes which
apparently was a scene that spielberg expanded was like two lines right yeah that seems pretty
cute i like it hank said like he was like i just love a movie like this where everyone gets a
moment and i do love sure that's a good way for him to put it feels like a character like no one feels perfunctory just to like prop up another person to alley oop you know um but she
sort of gives the speech of being like look i know i'm working for the other side i hope you
fucking cream them in there uh yeah um yeah the movie ends with the two of them sort of walking
off right i love this movie. No, no, no.
No.
This movie ends with a break-in
at the Watergate.
Oh, oh, right, right.
But they also...
Setting up the sequel.
Setting up the sequel.
They make a crazy amount of money.
The stock does really well, right?
Yeah, sure.
Isn't there a scene
where they're popping champagne?
Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, every...
Right, I mean,
the bank's never pulled out,
obviously.
Right.
You know, like,
what they fear
does not come to pass.
Because Spielberg said that he was worried about having to recreate the same Washington Post offices from all the president's men.
Because that was iconic.
Right.
They had shittier offices.
They didn't have the cash flow until after this story.
Right.
And then you get another tricky Dick Nixon conversation with him saying,
Yeah, where he's like, the post can't do anything.
Oh, whacking day.
Right.
They will never report on us ever again.
And then you see.
Oliver Stone should direct my biopic.
That's what's crazy.
This movie ends on a nuts cliffhanger.
Because you see a guard and he's like at this building
I think it's called
the water grate?
The home of the Atlantic magazine
and website. Really? Yeah, that's where
their offices are. I've been to the Watergate many times.
He's at the Watergate and
he sees the door taped
open. Right, and we zoom out
cut to exterior. So what do you think
happens next?
The Watergate. Well, there were some guys with flashlights.
G. Gordon Liddy.
Going through files.
Yes.
Yeah, the Watergate's coming next.
And of course, when you're watching it, you're realizing,
of course Spielberg didn't want to make the Watergate movie about the post.
That movie already got made.
Do we try to predict the box office?
I don't think we can predict.
No, because it's like impossible.
But this is what I want to do.
What do you think this movie is going to do final total domestic?
Because this is a movie I think could go any direction.
Yeah, I actually have no idea because A Bridge of Spies total, which was I think Bridge of Spies' total was 72.
Yeah, 72.
Okay.
You know, seems perfectly plausible to me.
But if this movie gets more Oscar traction, which I think it might.
Yeah.
I see it more.
And also that Christmas,
you know,
the cannibalization that you have at the box office
for like the next two months.
Right.
I think it could easily make it to like 130, 140.
But I could also see it low-balling at 50.
I could see it playing like Munich
and not totally connecting
because it is pretty muted.
No, I don't think so.
This movie is more star driven
and like the munich was and it it's more feel good it just munich is a feel bad movie sure
yeah i mean it just it just is my guess munich ended up at like fucking 40 right yeah i mean
but remember munich literally ends with eric bonner being like was that whole movie pointless
and jeffrey rush is like maybe you're a good guy.
47 Munich ended up.
Okay.
I think this probably ends up making it.
I think it's just good to note that we totally whiffed on our box office
predictions for justice.
Jesus Christ.
We were way off.
I mean,
so was the studio to be clear.
Yeah.
I mean,
we were basically going off the studio estimates and the studio was like,
yeah,
justice league will make one 15 wonder.
We'll make 15. Instead. It was basically like, yeah, Justice League will make 115. Wonder will make 15.
Instead, it was basically like, take that 15 off of Justice League.
Put it on Wonder.
We lowballed the star.
We overshot the second weekend of Murder on the Orient Express.
We got everything wrong.
Oh, boy.
Look, we're not always right.
No, we're often wrong.
Let's see.
Coming out the same weekend that the post goes wide.
Uh-huh.
One second.
Because I want to see if there's some dumb horror movie.
Jan 12th.
Woman in Black 3.
The woman back in Back in Black.
I remember you and I going to see some movie, and they played the trailer for Woman in Black 2.
That said it was coming out January 1st.
And you were like, geez, they cannot wait to get that thing.
They are wasting no time pushing that thing onto the public.
Radcliffe was even in that one, right?
No, I think Sam Claffin, maybe?
I don't know, whatever.
No, unfortunately, it's going to have some competition
because here's your January 12th, my friend,
the commuter, which looks like a fucking delight.
Looks so fucking...
Liam Neeson, he's on a train.
There's some business he's got to take care of,
and that business is punching.
We saw the trailer when we went to see Justice League,
and Tessa Claire Hirsch turned to me and was like,
is this taken on a train?
I was like, yeah, pretty much.
And she was like, no, I mean, is it literally taken for,
but this time he's on a train?
No, it's the commuter.
And it's directed by, call it Sarah,
way better than fucking
Megaton or whatever. It's like you could
say the train is under siege.
Ounce. Yes. It looks very
under siege-y. It looks very non-stop-y. Do you think they go
into dark territory at any point? I believe
they do. Are they serving broth on the
train? We'll find out.
Ben,
okay, for the listener at home, Ben just
leaned into David
and David kissed him on the head
the forehead
Ben was looking for some kind of love
I didn't know what else to do really
I could have rubbed his head I guess
we've also got
Proud Mary
oh which is gonna be huge I think
quite possibly
although January 12th gives me pause
that it's like
abominable
so I hope it's good
I think they're trying to replicate
Hidden Figures which went wide that weekend and think they're trying to replicate Hidden Figures.
Yeah.
Which went wide that weekend
and that's going to be like...
But Hidden Figures was a nice movie
that everybody could agree was nice.
It was the sequel to Larry Crown.
Your mom says, oh, that's nice.
Proud Mary, she's like killing people.
I think Taraji is trying to carve out January
to be her month.
I'm all for it.
And most importantly...
My dad emailed me after the proud mary trailer
came out and said this is the best trailer i've seen in 15 years my dad is so pumped for proud
mary good for you shout out peter most excited for paddington 2 p2 baby p2 train stop he's a
nice bear he's back and warner brothers is releasing at this time they are they uh they
bought the rights from uh watch those hands they bought the rights from a film company yes uh the only thing left on
those hands is marmalade because pangton's a nice bear he's a nice bear he never hurt anybody and
he deserves to be seen by every single member of the world and he should be count out waits to see
that movie p2 so actually the post might be in trouble yeah because I think P2 is going to open big. And I think Commuter will do solid business.
I expect
that the post, although
once again, we don't know because it's like,
what kind of fucking critical groundswell is there going to be
for this movie? How much is it going to relate to our time?
That's the thing. We're walking out of there, the critics,
we're all like, that was good.
That seemed terrific, actually.
That seems like an Oscar winner.
You think it's going to win Best Picture?
No, I think it could.
I think this is the craziest, most wide-open race.
Let's do an on-the-record right now.
November, what is it, 2021?
What do you think is going to win Best Picture as of today?
Get Out.
Really?
I mean, it's on the record.
Why not?
Yeah.
No Guts, No Glory. Big swing, yeah. So my prediction for a while has been Get Out. Really? I mean, it's on the record. Why not? Yeah. No Guts, No Glory.
Big swing, yeah.
So my prediction for a while has been Get Out
because I felt like the Oscars are so fucking topical right now.
Yes.
The favorite is Dunkirk,
which is kind of like the opposite of that kind of movie.
I think Nolan still wins Best Director.
I do too.
I have always thought that Nolan is winning Director.
I think he's kind of got that lock.
I agree.
He's winning the Gravity Award.
Exactly. He's winning the Gravity Award. But exactly.
He's winning the Gravity Award.
IMO, yes.
But I don't think
that movie wins Best Picture.
I don't either
because it is kind of
a weirdly alienating movie anyway
and also it's not topical at all.
And this is a year
where I think the winner
is going to be pointed.
Maybe.
But then people are like,
it's going to be pointed.
And I'm like,
it's going to be pointed.
What movie are you talking about?
And they were like three billboards
and I was like,
go watch that movie
and let me know
if you think it's going to win win best picture and then people come back and
they're like all right maybe not because that movie is way too divisive to win best picture
yeah and then you know people are like oh shape of water and i was like that movie's kind of weird
she fucks a fish man like again feels too niche-y right because people are ladybird i'm like the
academy still mostly men who are sexist yes that's I you know I love labored I
think there's a zero percent chance it wins best picture somebody was saying call me by your name
and I'm like again that's like it's like an it is swooning 80s romance like it's again not really
like hot buttony and not to be reductive but you can see a lot of the Academy being like
whatever that's very reductive but sure and then so you're like then you sort of swing
back to Dunker
because you're like
well you know what.
So I was kind of like
what about fucking
Get Out man.
That movie's a phenomenon.
I think Get Out's a good call
and you will look so
fucking smart.
That's the thing
and if it loses
I'll be like well
I was a fucking
brave person.
Yeah.
I'm brave.
Okay so I'm going to
be brave.
I'm going to go on
the record.
Lego Batman movie sweeps.
I think it's a good call
but then you know
when we're coming out
of that and Ehrlich
was like to me like
you don't think that wins
Best Picture? Nolan wins Best Director? And I was like,
that does seem pretty plausible.
But let's see. Let's see.
I mean, look, for once, we are not
the connoisseurs of context. We are
the connoisseurs, but we don't have the
context. You, the listener, are listening
to this episode knowing what state the
world is in when this movie is released. Sure, but the Oscars
haven't happened yet. We'll really cast the die for this film, I think.
Cast that die.
That was me casting a die.
All right, we did it.
We did it, guys.
It's an hour and a half.
So now, you know,
we're officially at the end of our corridor
of all these sort of one-off episodes
we've had to do.
That's right.
And very excited that next week
we begin our miniseries
on the films of paul
verhoeven in hollywood that is true our first episode is flesh and blood hey stick with us
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but I'm just saying,
you might not want,
Flesh and Blood,
which is on Amazon Prime right now for you to watch.
Yes.
Is a lot.
It's a brutal movie.
Capital A,
capital L,
a lot.
It's a brutal movie.
Mm-hmm.
Um,
and then we recorded a whole episode about it.
Yes,
we did.
Uh,
so you can listen to that next week.
Uh,
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