Boonta Vista - BONUS EPISODE: A Bit Of Cum Falls Out Of Don Draper’s Pussy

Episode Date: February 25, 2026

It's the last free bonus episode of Freemium Freebruary! Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Assessing you are based on the information presented to you, the pockets within Myrtle Beach that exist without it, and one disastrous telephone call to your new girlfriend. Plus maybe the introduction of Now That's Mildly Intersting. *** Outro: Heavy Load - Acid King *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [e-mail]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

friends we've like really put a hundred of hours into it. Yeah. Hello, welcome to Bonta Vista. This is a bonus episode. I'm Theo. I'm here with my friend Andrew. What's up, brother? Hey man.

You good? What's been happening? You know what? Honestly, I'm a lot better now that I'm here with you. Man, I love doing this because we're kind of like friends, but then, you know, like it's sort of like we're doing this together as well. It's like if we're friends, but no weird complications.

Absolutely. None of us slept with each other as far as I know. Maybe. Who knows? And I'm also here with Ben. Hey, buddy.

Hey, man. What's up? My buddy in Brisbane. My Brisbane, bro. Something that I'm, and I'm sure that this is, you've got like a thread that you need to, I don't want to disrupt the momentum of what you're doing.

But like... Please, the more you do, the funnier it is. It's funny to imagine you as the person that this is how you said hi to people, like us. when you were catching up. Like if we met, if we were somewhere like we went to felons or whatever.

If we all went to felons, brewing co. Like if you just sat down at the table and just put your bag down and we're like, hey guys, what's up? Hey man. And then that was going on.

Instead of being like, hey, I'm here instead of killing myself. Yeah, that is generally your opener. And we all say, good. Yeah.

Thank you. Hey, if that was the alternative, I was already happy that you're here. And now I'm super happy to be here. Thank you so much. And we also. heard from Lucy, our newest Brisbane brother.

And she's just one of the guys as well. I'm just kind of one of the bros. Just kind of one of the guys. Yeah. Hey, what's up, Theo? How's it going? It's pretty good. Actually, I've had my ups and downs over the last few weeks.

Life like that, life's like that. It's like crazy roller coaster. We're all on. Now, over the last couple of weeks, we've had some other hosts on this. podcast, give quizzes and sort of, you know, I think some of us perform better than others, some of us not so much. Some of us got given the victory when, in fact, it was still a tie. You know, but that doesn't matter.

But this week is my turn to host the quiz. We've kind of been going around sort of one by one around Robin style situation. Today what I thought I'd do is something just a little fun. It's just a little bit of fun. And if you find any of this distasteful, I'm allowed to do it. And also, it's a little treat for me. So just sort of put that one in your back pocket. What I'm going to do is I'm going to give you a celebrity with one very important difference each time to their personality.

Then I'm going to give you the first line of a rhyming couplet. and you need to call in with your name and give me the second line of that rhyming couplet. Please. Like, are we improv poetry? Is that... Or is there a correct answer? I think you'll catch on as we go after the first example.

I'll just let it flow. Yeah, please. And just like keep it light and fun as well. So my first one here is, what if American cartoonist Art Spiegelman had ADHD? And the first line of that couplet is, It takes me six tries to leave the house. And if anyone can fill in that second one, just call him with your name.

Does he draw mice? To go to the studio and draw a mouse? No, well, I was after. I was after. I'm Art Spiegelman and I created mouse. Right. Okay, so just to be clear on the setup here, it does. You wrote some poems.

And we need to give the answer in the form of exactly what you've written. I'm very generous. It doesn't have to be exact. Enter his mind. Enter the mind of Theo. Oh, I'm clicking on for dear life. Ah. Okay, so next one here. My dex amphetamines.

What if American actress, comedian and singer, Bet Midler, had ADHD. First line of that rhyming couplet. Didn't eat for six hours because of hyperfocus. Bet Midler, I was in hocus pocus. One point to Ben. Thank you so much. It would be good if you could call it with your name, please.

I don't think we were all vying together. in there. I'll give you that one, but technique, we've got to keep it, keep it tidy, boys. All right. What if American reality TV

personality, Snooky, Snokey? I'm going to get this right. Let's say Snooky. Snooky? Snooky, thank you so much. Snooky had ADHD. I'm ready.

I'm ready, too. I'm ready. I'm so fucking dialed in. I struggle forming memories because my encoding skills are poor. Andrew. Andrew. I buzzed in.

I am Snooki and I'm on Jersey Shore. Perfect. Thank you. We're tied one each band and Andrew. What if American musician, actor and a fever file, David Bowie, had ADHD? My chores are piling up due to procrastination. Andrew, Andrew. Do the voice. I'm David Bowie. I made station to station.

Beautiful. Thank you so much. Two points to Andrew. he's pulled into the lead. What if... British author, sci-fi author, China medieval, at ADHD.

I'm at the party suffering from my oral sensitivity. I'm trying to be able that I wrote the city and the city. Thank you so much. Bed, tight. You're so far ahead of everyone else. I'm going to give it to you.

Where's the ones about like 30 seconds to Mars? This is unfair. I don't know. I don't know anything about 30 seconds to Mars. I just know. what I know about. What if Greek director Yorgas Lantamos had ADHD? I'm not late because I'm lazy. It's due to time blindness.

Lucy. Lucy. Oh, shit. Oh, come on. You know this. How long until I can steal? I'll let you know. Blindness? You've... Okay, throwing to Ben. I'm Jorgas Lathamos and I made cards of kindness.

Thank you so much. Is that where you on, Ben, now? Is that three? I believe I'm on three, yes. And I understand you can't keep track of this because of your ADHD. All right, some more now. What if British musician Peter Hook had ADHD? Oh my God. ADHD is a strongly congenital disorder. Andrew.

Is he in New Order? Is he in New Order? I'm Peter Hook and I play bass in New Order. Yes. I don't know who the fuck Peter Hook is. He's the guy. He's the bassist from... I've just learned he's a bass player from New Order.

From New Order. Yeah. Boy, do I feel foolish. Yeah, all right. Another one here. What if American director Wes Anderson had ADHD? Every morning I roll over and hit snooze on six alarms. That's not a rhyme.

Ben. It is. You have to make it a rhyme. I'm Wes Anderson. I directed Royal Tendarmes. Beautiful. Is that how we're saying that? It's not how we're pronouncing that, but yeah.

I'm pronouncing it. What if the English experimental band, Coil had ADHD? ADHD. Sadly, dopamine is my greatest motivator. It's a really good one if you're into coil. This one might just be one for you, Theo. One for you. All right.

We're the band Coilin and we wrote Horse Rotorvator. What if Canadian actor Will Arnett had ADHD? I cannot plan ahead due to my shitty frontal lobe. Andrew. Andrew. I'm Will Arnett in the rest of development. I played Job? Perfect.

Thank you so much. I'm not going to be the meter. He's switching up his rhyming scheme there. The meter is off on that one. I don't think it's... Yeah, I really struggle with the meter on the one. I apologize. I apologize, but thank you to Andrew.

To make it work. And who knows who's winning at this point. What if Canadian movie maker David Kronerberg had ADHD? To find what is right for me, I'm trialing many planners. Lucy! Oh, fuck!

I'm David Kronenberg and I directed scanners. Yeah. It's in the fucking lead. Yes. I think you're on like five at this point, Andrew. All right. What if Canadian actor Keanu reads, Reeves, at ADHD. ADHD could be said to stand for a desperate hunt for dopamine.

Oh. No. Bamp. Bamp. Bound. Raves. I'm Keanu Reeves and I starred in Constantine. Oh.

Oh. Fuck. What if Americans? sing a songwriter Stevie Wonder had ADHD. Okay. ADHD symptoms negatively affect by disposition. Lucy. Lucy.

I'm Stevie Wonder and I wrote superstition. Finally. I'm on the board. All right. Two more. Now, what if German scientist Albert Einstein had ADHD? What might that sound? My adult ADHD causes emotional volatility.

Lucy. Lucy. Lucy. I'm Albert Einstein and I wrote the theory of relativity. Close enough. And finally, what if Scottish sci-fi author Ian M Banks at ADHD? Ben, you've got to remember your own name at this point. Autism is one of several comorbid diseases.

Andrew. I'm Ian Banks. He's looking at his books. It's fucked. He's not allowed to do that. He's turned around. I'm looking straight at you. I'm looking straight at you right now.

And his books are blurred because he's got a nice. nicer camera than us. I can't see the spines. I'm Ben's looking at his camera. Ben's looking at his camera. I'm in M. Banks, author of Consider Fleebus. That's not how it's pronounced. That's how it's weird. It fits the rhyme. Consider Fleebus? Consider Fleebus. That's fucked. This is fucked. This is fucked.

I don't like this one. Thank you so much. Is it Fleebus? I guess I've never really, you know, I've never heard, um, I think that was one of the first ones I tried to make work, and it was the last one I got while I was making coffee before this episode. Oh, shit. Flababus? Flabus or Flebus? Flabus or Flaibus?

Flabes? Flabes? Flabes or Flabes? Fis. No, I mean, those are the options. Those are the two acceptable pronunciations. It's like a Kramer versus Kramer kind of thing. Yeah.

It doesn't say in the wiki article. either. I've been watching Seinfeld in Spanish for my acquisition. Yeah. And one thing I'm really enjoying is that they pronounce everyone's names as the American names. It's still like...

Oh, it's like Jerry Seinfeld. Jerry. George, Elaine. Except for Kramer, who is pronounced phonetically as if it was a Spanish word, is Kramer. Cramer. So I Kramer. So I'm really enjoying it. Oh, boy. Hey.

I had like three until like 15 minutes ago. I mean, this is genuinely... Oh, you've been really hammering these out. It's really good. You've done a great job here. If a friend recommended this podcast to you and this was the first episode you listened to and this was the chance that you gave it, surely that would feel like a bit of a crime. We talk about crimes in Crime Watch. Is our live show in like one week?

It's in one week one day. It's slow key in one week and one day. What? You know, it's slowkey in one week and one day for real. March 5th if you're nasty. March 6 if you ain't. Don't come if you're not nasty. No, yeah.

Yeah, don't come if you're not nasty. We only want nasty people. We're going to get nasty with it. Nasty fans of the live show only. Yeah. It's going to get crazy. I'm not allowed to take my shoes and socks off again. I think.

No one is giving you rules. You just find ways to violate things that we thought were unsposed. It's an unspoken social rule that just kind of exists. You're allowed to do it. How am I supposed to know them? Oh, you didn't chew at them. Isn't that? Just by kind of a natural social understanding.

Yeah, sort of by early explorations with social behavior as a child. Consequences. You guys crack me up. This comes to us from WKRG and our. Alabama, the Craig. The Craig. A man broke into Mobile church, dressed in pastor's clothes,

and said he belonged there, according to police. Is that a crime? Yeah. We all belong to the church. You belong here. It's God's house. It's everyone's house.

Would I be wearing this if I didn't belong in the church? Yeah. Andrew, I'm so glad you said that. A deafly man is charged with burglary and resisting arrest after police say he broke into a mobile house of worship. First Baptist Church. on Government Street and downtown Mobile. So a car?

Because he broke into a Mobile. Like, yeah, like Or Mobile. Yeah, that's funny. That's good. First Baptist Church on Government Street and downtown Mobile welcomes all people who want to come and worship the Lord. That is, of course, if you do so in a lawful manner without infringing on the rights of others.

Yes, they did put that in the Bible. I remember it in the Bible. I remember it now. Yeah. Mobile police said 33-year-old Raul McMillian, broke into the... Cool name. It's like McMillan with an extra eye.

Raul Macmillian. Raul Macmillian. I have the sound of this guy. Broke into the church on Wednesday. Investigators believe... Scrooge McDewick. That's the name needs of source on it. Michael McDonald.

Ronald McDonald. Investigators believe McDillian gained entry into the building through a broken window. and was wearing one of the pastor's robes when he was discovered. Fuck, that's so good. That's a good instinct is to go just like hitman mode. Oh, break it. Absolutely, you've got to get a disguise on.

I'm going to equip pastors robes. And as long as the guards don't get within like six feet of you, their detection meter won't go up. That's right. Got to walk slowly, quietly. Like, hey, that's not the usual priest. Quote, at one point during our discussions, he did make comments to officers

that he believed he belonged to that church, Mobile Public Affairs Manager Blake Brown said Looking around I think this is my church They pay my wages If you know what I mean It's like the church

Break-in version of if you were Walking around Trying all the door handles On the cars And the car poke Yeah Yeah What are you doing my car?

Your car Oh Try a priest's robes on Just see if it fits This isn't my barina See how it feels Yeah Is this not my parish?

What? Quote, he thought he was a pastor of the church. He thought he was a pastor of the church. He thought he was a pastor of the church. That's right. Just an embarrassing mistake. My church is down the road. Whoops.

Shit. I'm going to be so late for a parish. Euro trip. This isn't where I preached to my flock. That's a great, great millennial reference. You guys remember Euro trip? Yeah. Not funny, but I think you see some titties in it.

It is funny and you do see some tivies. Is it funny? Is that the like the, where DJ Qualls came to prominence? Is that Euro trip that? I mean, he was prominent the whole time. There's a club scene. You think he's always been prominent? No, no, no, he's not a DJ.

His name is DJ Qualls. Yeah, his name is DJ Qualls. He can see how the way of DJ Qualls. Is this a man? Yeah, he plays an undercover officer in like the first season of Breaking Bad. I believe he also has maybe like a one episode. stint on scrubs as well as a doctor who's not cut out for it. Kind of little-looking guy.

Theo, I just have to clarify, Theo, you're not thinking of road trip. You're thinking of road trip. Road trip, yeah. He's from road trip. And you do see some titty's in road trip. I think that's what you're thinking. It's, what's her name? You see titty's in a trip.

It's okay. Let's list all the movies. Amy Smart. DJ Quartz. I don't know that. Oh, lady from crank, whose titties you see in road trip? Yeah. Amy smart.

Bang. Uh, what are we talking about? Oh, quite, sorry. Quote, he also later, when he was being interviewed by officers again, thought he was a police officer. So clearly there was something going on at the time with him. Oh, okay. You're a police officer? That's so crazy, man.

I'm a police officer. I'm just seeing people and being like, oh. Oh, that's me. I work at Subway. I mean, you're using inductive reason. You're like, I'm in a room with two people. There's three people total. Police officer, police officer.

Statistically, I'm a police officer. I told you about that. This is years ago now, but we had a late night ER visit for Maddie for some stuff that she had happened. And at like one in the morning, a guy walks up to us in like the ward and just like Maddie's passed out on painkillers and I'm sitting there and the guy comes up to me and he's just like am I a doctor?

What? Oh no. Sweetheart. I don't think so. He's like, huh? Do you think? Well, am I then? I think they wandered off. I think he met like a time traveler or someone from another dimension perhaps. Quantum leap. It was probably a quantum leap

because he's in the body. And he's looking around. He's like, fuck. He hasn't had a chance. He hasn't had a chance. He hasn't had a chance to see a mirror yet, Ben. Yeah. You know? Normally what would happen then, you know, he goes to the bathroom,

splash some water on his face and he looks up. It's a Hispanic doctor. Name tag. Right there are, honestly, he could be looking for a white coat and a name tag. Yeah. Am I a doctor who just got off his shift and changed into these stained track pants? Yeah. I'm a doctor who's heading home.

Yeah, fuck. He could be in a Memento-style situation and he's actually a doctor. True. I'm fortunate if it happens during kidney surgery and he just keeps putting more kidneys into somebody. We need another donor immediately. More kidneys.

There's just like there's fucking 40 kidneys in there. Doctor, he's kidney maxing. Nurse, I need another kidney. Yeah. His legs are so swollen from all the kidneys you stuffed in there, doctor. What would go wrong if you added another kidney? Have we ever tried that?

Nothing. You've run out of room eventually, surely. Have we ever tried? I'm going to get healthier. What do you? Is that the problem? As a society. The body of human knowledge. The body of medicine.

Have we ever tried adding another kidney? More organs. Yeah. You know what the problem with that idea, though, is Lucy, if we determined it actually makes you. The one problem. If we determine that it does make you more powerful having more organs, then the donor transplant list is never getting fulfilled.

Unfortunately, yeah. Because they've got seven livers, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Think about how many. I bet they do. I bet Peter Thiel's got seven. The guy, Brian Johnston, the freak guy. Elon Musk already looks like he's got a lot of extra organs in him now.

He does, yeah. What's it going to look like later? I'm not as much on social media, but I feel like Brian Johnson has, like, successfully warmed public feeling about himself. Has he? Is he the youth maxing guy? He's the guy with the blood boy. I think he has been like...

Jacks off with his son. He's been a little self-effacing enough about it now that he's a little bit in on the joke that I feel like there's less. Previously people are like, fuck you, you stupid guy that looks like a corpse. And now everyone's like, oh, there he is. He's blood-boying again. Because he's having fun with it. I think he's actually kind of turned it around, which is honestly a bit of a miracle. I think we have to fight that instinct.

And we have to still hate him. I think I've gone on record saying that I believe he has kind eyes. something about his videos whenever you see him talk there is a genuine warmth there that I don't know maybe he's that might be tech

I also think it could be a get out kind of situation he's trying to get out inside yeah someone in the inside I know you guys are like big officinados of Quantum Leap

did they ever address the the obvious like the elephant in the room of Quantum Leap because part of the show is he's putting out all sorts of different situations, people with different ages, different races, different genders, you know, stuff like that.

Does the show ever explicitly address the obvious? Yes. She'll have got his cheeks clapped. See if we get a cream part. Do you ever be like, oh, I'm going to get someone to like plow me nasty style in my pussy now that I have one? Wait, wait, wait, what's the plot of this program? Does he ever go into a lady's body?

Because, like, you know that if you were the guy in Quantum Leap and you're in a lady's body, the first thing you'd do is get someone to, like, clout. Yeah, you want to see. You want to see what it's like to kind of get, yeah, get filled up. Just to sort of get, like, an Eiffel Tower situation going on. Yeah. You know, the two, like, biggest dudes you can find. Oh, you think it's just easy to go out and get an Eiffel Tower situation going on?

You think as a woman, you can just walk out and ask for that? I mean, I've got pretty close just from trying with this body. so who knows what could happen. I just feel like if I was the showrunner, that would be one of the first things. It would be like he's inviting two guys on the street into the back of the Honda Civic of the woman whose body is inhabiting and being like

Well, I guess that's kind of little problematic. Yeah, if I could offer a possible explanation band, it might be that it was on primetime network television in the 1980s. They couldn't show it. So it would have to be off screen. They couldn't show it. Well, three of them get into the Honda Civic and then the camera goes,

it waves upwards and then fades out. You couldn't show cream pies until HBO. It comes back down. He's exhausted. She's exhausted. And all the windows of the car fogged right up. You can't see nothing. Yeah.

And he gets out and he's like, time to solve whatever the fuck. Like you could just do it. You can do it tastefully like he's got like he's using his shirt to sort of mop stuff up from the and then he walks away going, I got to get on with my day. with these big cums in my pussy. Yeah. Oh, and because that's great

because he gets to be like, wait, is this just going to fall out? Yeah, what do I do with this? Yeah. Does it just stay in? Is it a trip situation?

Do I have to clean it? And then that's really beautiful because he's like, I've just learned a little bit of perspective and you can't just walk away. Yeah. Not forever. He gets out of the minivan

that he's just been gang banged in. I don't know about this. And he's wondering how he's, how do I get all of the come out of the chiffon on this wedding dress that I was in when I quantum leaped. I mean, you probably, a tool, probably not chiffon.

Oh, Ben, we need to do a reboot of quantum leap, but it's like it's always sunny in Philadelphia where he's just the worst motivated person. Quantum Leif, the life destroyer. We have seven and a half minutes until the ceremony. Time to get all halls filled. All these people throughout history who just have like a 25 minute

like psychiatric episode where they go I just let my body I don't know what happened. No loads refused. All of a sudden I went on a 24 hour no loads refused rampage and I come to in hospital they're pumping every hole. Fuck and if you're worrying

whether there are any horrifying implications to the no loads refused quantum leap there aren't, yeah. There's none. I can't think of it. There is absolutely none and it's not worth thinking about it. The slate is wiped clean each. time.

Unlike. Yeah. Hard to get it all out, you know. There's an incredible, there's an incredible moment of verisimilitude in like one of the latest seasons of Mad Men where a guy has like stand up sex in the office. A bit of gum pulls out of Dundraib's pussy. The middle of the people that get us comes in. Starts the TV operation at Mad Men.

Has like stand-up sex with a lady like, you know, not his wife in the office. And then like she like then just like wipes the inside of her legs afterwards. And you don't. There's no nudity in this entire show like six seasons, no, nothing explicit whatsoever. But there is a lady like wiping the cup off the inside of her. You've got to get it off. After a stand-up quickie in the office. Oh, hey, a moment of extreme sexuality within Madman.

That's a little bit of an enclave. We talk about enclaves in Enclave Watch. Getting caught cheating by my wife and going, oh, I think I'll go quantum left, baby. Oh, my God. Where am I? I got that was in me go. I got quantum leap tonight at the bar. And who are you?

Get out of here. Get the fuck out of you. No, I'm not cheating on you, sweetie. I got quantum leap to the place called the toolbox. You're going to see a lot of comes in my pussy. I want to be the first person to explain what happened. I want to just, I want to get out in front of this thing.

Just like clearly like checking chat GPT. Look, so something happened, but we need to talk about it. Or if you like, we don't have. to talk about it at all. Yeah. As long as you know something happened. Clearly, you're upset and that's important. Don't look at my pussy for a while.

Yeah. Hey, sweetie, can you just keep your eyes away? I tell you what? Probably only 10 minutes left in this bit. Three to six hours. I tell you what, babe. I'm going to put a top down on the couch. We'll sit down and watch Quantum Leave.

It'll explain everything. This is nasty. No, this is nasty. I don't know. Or an ass, it could be an ass too. You know, whatever you like. This comes to us from WBTW and South Carolina. By the way.

By the way. Dealing with donut holes, why some Myrtle Beach residents aren't technically in the city. This is just for you, T-Bird. So we talked about enclaves and exclaves in the most recent episode of the Theophiles. And we were generally talking about like national ones. Nationals. Yeah. I think I briefly touched on that it could happen at any kind of level of

organization or government or that sort of stuff, right? So you can have a city that is completely enclosed within another city because they never like, they chose to never amalgamate, for example. Yes. And I think we have a similar situation here. The city of Myrtle Beach contains approximately 40 donut holes, which are pockets of ORI County land surrounded by city limits. These areas remain under county governance causing confusion for residents regarding taxes, zoning and emergency services. So these are people that are in like unincorporated communities that Myrtle Beach has developed.

They didn't move to the city. The city moved to them. And Myrtle Beach is sitting there and like Myrtle Beach has got a big tummy sort of sitting back and there's patented like, oh, I'm so full. Oh, I'm ready to burst. Yeah. And then you and you're like...

Did I just get quantum left or what? Tummy's so full. And if you're under 30... I'm very aware of my donut holes. Or 35. Like, even if you're under 40, there's a fair chance you're not intensely familiar with quantum leap. I'm not. Is this a show?

So it's a TV show? It's a TV show from the 80s, Lucy. I don't know. This is a show. No, no, not... Yeah, this is a false friend word. It's not quantum leap like that. It's quantum leapers in he, like, goes into other people's bodies and then solves situations.

Oh, this explains everything that we were talking about before it all to come. It was like a weekly situational sci-fi show where every week he would jump, trying to get back home to his own body and dimensions. Sort of like sliders. Sort of like sliders. Sort of a lot like sliders. He's sliding from body to body, if you will. Yes.

Yeah, you would be sliding after all that come. I got two words for you, Lucy. Scott Bacula. Scott Bacula. Dean Norris. Dean Stockwell. Not Dean, Stockwell. Not Dean Sex Gifts, Norris.

No. The late great Dean Stockwell rips to one of the greats. Blue Velvet. All that other stuff. That's right. June. And yeah, we say it like that. Yeah, we do.

Gene. Problem. June. Oh, he was in fucking June, money. June. He was in, June. Oh, mate, you're in the David Lynch, June. Sick.

Under South Carolina state law, the city cannot simply absorb these unincorporated pockets. These areas appear to be part of the continuous city landscape. Residents living within them do not pay city taxes or receive municipal services such as garbage pickup. What? So you're in like a tiny, a tiny, little collection of houses that doesn't get your garbage picked up.

Because you don't belong to the city, you belong to the county. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. It's the opposite of that Glenn Frey song. No idea. You belong over there. That's right.

You belong to the city. Evil Glenn Frey be like you don't belong to the city. Miami Vice soundtrack? It is on the Miami Vice soundtrack. Always good. great soundtrack, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Murrell Beach Mayor Mark Crewea said the current legal structure makes it difficult for the city to provide consistent services to these neighborhoods. Ray Jones, who lives in one of the donut holes.

Stop. What's a donut hole? He does not. Explain that these jurisdictional boundaries impact daily municipal services. Residents in these pockets must hire private companies for trash collection

while neighbors a few houses away receive a city managed pickup. America is so fucking stupid. You've got to get mercenary trash man? Yeah. Independence? We used to have private trash guys in Hawaii. Like it wasn't provided by the city.

Oh, really? Yeah. It's like individual sort of companies that do it. It's just really strange. It's so bizarre. Imagine like being like, hey, I'd like to subscribe to your once a week service for a regular rubbish and how much you charge for recycling? Yeah.

Pretty crazy. Yeah, no, thank you. I'm just going to chuck that in the same bin. Probably save on the second subscription. I'm actually just going to put all of this in my neighbour's bin under cover of darkness and hope they don't notice. If that's full, I'm going to the park bin. Got a lot of shrimp heads.

It's fine to do. It's literally fine. If that's full, I'm going down to the second-hand car lot and tucking it into the wheel wells. Of the cars that are there. On shrimp per wheel. You're getting my chick fillet bags. Quote, we don't have access to Myrtle Beach authorities, Jones said.

So police, EMS, fire department, it also affects the way that our trash runs. You can't have an ambulance? You can't, your house is on fire and you can't get the Myrtle Beach fire department to do it because you're technically not. You're in a donut hole. They're like looking at a big map. They're like, ah, geez, I'm sorry, you're in the fucking donut hole. Can't get in the donut. You got a bucket and like a lot of water because.

Is that, maybe that'll do it. I'll tell you what, if you got a bucket, come to the edge of the donut hole, and I'll fill the bucket up for you. I can't step over the line. I can't even squirt it from outside the thing onto your house. I wouldn't, the water's got to, I can fill the bucket if the bucket is outside the donut hole. You need to hold the bucket over the line so the bucket's inside the county? Outside the county, inside the city.

Yeah, but you can't be over the line. No. reach over and place the bucket on the ground, then move back over the line where you fucking belong. Legally speaking, if you abandon the bucket outside the county but inside the city and you're not near it, I'm allowed to interact with it

because it's not a donut hole bucket anymore. You cops immediately shooting the guy when he reaches to the bucket. He's gone for the bucket. City property. Get back in the donut hole. Bucking in the donut hole. Joan said she thinks the confusion over jurisdiction could cause a delay in emergency response times.

Croir said changing the current annexation laws will require action from state lawmakers in Colombia. Americans love a jurisdiction. They love something not being in their jurisdiction. Oh, you cross the county line. Stop your pursuit. Whatever. You got to call the next county. Yeah.

Oh, you're in Ohio now. I can't chase you anymore because you cross the state line into Ohio. Did you know crazy you sound? What are you talking about? Aren't we all American? Hey, not being able to annex the small, localized pockets of bits of city that aren't inside your city. That's okay. You can't do everything because nobody's perfect.

And we talk about not being perfect in Pobody's Nervic. Poh body's Nervic. No. No. This is nothing. No, whoopsie, daisy. Hey, poe bodies, never. No.

This comes to us from K-O-C-O in Oklahoma. Reportedly impaired driver crashes into Top Gulf Bay in Oklahoma City. Imagine crashing into Top Golf. humiliating. Are you humiliating? They really have fucking Top Golf like everywhere. I didn't realize that.

I thought this was an Australian situation. I know they've got it in the UK as well. So I guess this shit's just kind of I guess everyone's got to have a Top Golf. I want to go to Top Golf. Is it like driving? Is it mini golf? What's happening there?

You know what Top Golf is? It's like a driving range, but you shoot it into these circles. You and I have spoken about Top Golf on this podcast. I want to say in the episode that was just you and me talking about the potential Brisbane Olympics. Yeah. It's got like targets. I don't think I really understood you.

They're in a golf ball? I guess we've got to go to Top Golf then. Never truly know the mind of another. It's like, yeah, it's like a driving range, but there's extra little bits and bobs. And there's a bar and stuff, right? You can drink. You can drink alcohol.

It's not crazy. Do we have an episode called like Porn Star Martini at Top Golf Arena or something? Yeah, that sounds right? How about that. Let's get Pornstar Martinis at Top Golf. Let's fucking do it. Let's drive down to the Gold Coast, which is where the closest one is.

Drive down, drink one Porn Star Martini that costs $24. You know what? There is probably actually a train station pretty close. And that'll be on the green line. So that'll be easy for us. We could just do it. We should just do it. Just go to Top Golf.

Just past Pimpama. Oh, Helen's Vale. Probably get off at Helensvale. Yeah, they'd probably get off at. to Hellensvale. Probably gets there, yeah. Okay. This is the first episode you listen to.

It's always like this. This is mostly what it is. This is pretty much what it is. Either you like it or you don't. I don't know if there's anyone closer than Helensvale. For some reason, the icons aren't showing up. This comes to us from already said that.

An allegedly impaired driver crashed into a ground level bay at Topgolf in Crissom Creek, Oklahoma City, causing chaos as people ran for cover. Do you think it's a level? allegedly like he's claiming he was impaired because that's a really embarrassing

driving blunder. If I've done that just because I happened to be like looking at some Nancy and Sloggo comics on my phone when I came off the road and went right through a top golf and you're like, no, no, I'm drunk. I'm drunk. No, no, I'm fucked. I swear.

I swear, dude. It wasn't because I was laughing at Woeims. No. It was the PCP. It wasn't because I was thinking about they pay me with WOMS. WOMS. Man, the other day I watched like, I want to say half an hour of just scrolling down

Dashcam owners Australia videos and watching, watching them all one by one. It's pretty good. It's a normy activity, but it's fun. It turns you into a boomer. It does. You're like, bloody hell. How didn't he? He didn't see that coming?

Why didn't he? Oh, the light's already gone red. It's not good. I think it's good. they turn off the comments, but because they turn off the comments, it means that when people like, share the video, that's where they say the thing that they would have said if they were comments. So if you really want to see some of the most racist, sexist shit you've ever seen in your entire

life, check out the shares on a dash cam owners Australia video. Without the comments, I don't know whether it's good or bad what I'm watching. I don't know who's in the wrong. Yeah. Yeah, like a car just driving straight through the side of a caravan. I'm like, okay, but what am I supposed to think about this? Quote, one of the employees took a look over the edge and said, it's a Camero, said Colin Plunkett, who was at Top Golf during the crash.

That's the name of a guy that goes to Top Golf. Colin Plunkett. Colon Plunkett. Works in accounting. You think I was saying colon, though? Colin Plunkett. Colin Plunkett. Why do you guys say Colin Plunkett?

You guys name guys, Colin? Colin Poulon. Colon, pal? Colen Powell? This guy's name is Colin Powell. It was then that Colin first saw the Camaro. A woman who was on the phone with the driver at the time of the crash shared her experience. Ah, what could have happened?

I could hear screaming. The specific sounds of children's bones being broken. No kids are top golf. I don't think kids go to top golf. You can't take it. You still haven't got your head around top golf. Show me a picture or something. You've driven past top golf a million times.

It looks like a net. It's a big net. It's a big net. It's got a golf symbol on there, symbolizing, I assume, playing golf. You can get a pawn star martini. And then I'm looking at the hypercoaster behind it. I'm thinking, geez, what size of that? This is your like, there are two paths.

You could either look, obviously, driving northbound, left. No, they're both on the... Yeah, both on the left. It's like right next to the movie world. Yeah, so this much you know. It's right between them. It's between Wet and Wild Gold Coast and Warner Bros. Movie World on the Gold Coast.

That sounds like a hell of an afternoon. Am I right, ladies? Sounds like too much for me, to be honest. I would do that. One day at one of those theme parks was a lot. Yeah. Yeah, I got like a three-hour max at an interactive experience, generally.

How busy was it when you went, Theo, to Warner Brothers Movie World Hollywood on the Gold Coast? It was actually pretty good. Was this when you went solo? No, I didn't end up going solo. I ended up going with my sister and her family. And it was in the holiday, so I had to wait quite a while to get on the hypercoaster.

Couldn't get on the Scooby-Doo coaster. Probably go back on like a weekday. Too popular. We've got to wait until it calms down. Everybody wants to go on that thing. Yeah, absolutely. Obviously, everyone's heard that Scooby-Doo coaster is now reopened triumphantly at Warner Brothers Movie World on the Gold Coast.

Check it out. You know something that I really enjoy is a little, there's a colloquialism where we say like movie world on the Gold Coast. Like that's the name of the place. Yeah, it is right. The tagline is movie world, comma, Hollywood on the Gold Coast. And we've just alighted the Hollywood because language evolves.

It's so beautiful. And it's also stupid to think of it as Hollywood. Yeah, there's nothing else. No one's saying it's Hollywood, okay? We are saying it's Hollywood on the Gold Coast. Hollywood on the Gold Coast. Are there studios there, though? Because we do have studios on the Gold Coast.

I think they did the, well, the Matrix is predominantly filled in Sydney. I think Attack of the Clones was filmed on the Gold Coast. Yeah. Is this good radio? Quote, yeah, I went on three dates with him like in the last four days. And he just happened to call me, she said. This is just a guy that you just started dating and he calls you and he crashes into Top Gold. Three dates in four days.

That's not just some guy. Girls, is it a red flag with the guy you've been on one date with phones you? And while he's talking to you, he crashes into a Top Golf. He phoned you. He could have called anyone. Thank you. Didn't find his ex. He didn't find those other bitch you were seeing.

He crashed into a top golf. Yeah. Sometimes you just get a little excited and it just happens. If anything, it's a compliment. Wow, you know, I was just looking to see if any of the Matrix was filmed at movie world because it's a Warner Brothers production. But I think a lot of it was in Sydney or pretty much all in Sydney. I don't think anything was filmed on the Gold Coast.

I don't think they film anything at Movie World and Hollywood on the Gold Coast. But I just saw this bit of trivia. You know how lots of people talk about like the thematic similarities between The Matrix and Dark City, which had just been made previously. What a fucking sick movie. Alex Poiris, Australian director.

Rufus Sewell. Kiefer Sutherland. Kiefer Sutherland. Bruce Spence. What a face on that fella, you know. Jennifer Connolly. Yes. She looks real nice in that movie. All right.

The rooftop set that Trinity uses to escape from Agent Brown early in the film was left over from the production of Dark City. Did not know that there was a shared set. Now, Andrew, did you end up making that now that's mildly interesting theme song for the segment at all? Damn. That ended up happening? Because that would have been great there. Can I tell you what the first fact that I wanted to use for that segment was? What?

I promise you it is only very mildly interesting. As promised. This is a segment for a fact that you wouldn't see in a list of interesting facts because it's not that interesting. Okay, so you know, Steve Coogan, Alan Partridge, thinks of that nature. 24-hour party people. 24-hour party people, yeah. That's right, yeah. So his mum's maiden name was Coonan, C-O-N-A-N.

And when she married, she took her husband's name, which was Coogan. So when she changed her surname, she only had to change one letter. That's crazy. Isn't that mildly interesting? That is mildly interesting. Thanks. A braver woman would have made it double barrel. Yeah.

Coon Coon and Coogan Coogan Coonan. No, you're going to explain to that one for the rest of your life. Coon and Coonan for sure. Yeah. What or do you normally go in? Probably alphabetical. It's just what sounds better, right? Yeah.

Yeah. True. I don't know. I reckon different people are trying to make statements with it, surely. Yes. Surely you reckon there's any couples out there where one of them has it hyphenated with their name first and the other has it hyphenated with their name first? name first. Is that possible?

Well, yeah. You can take different surnames. But she has his first and he has hers first. Wow. That's romantic. The ultimate compromise. Which is what marriage is. A real Sophie's choice.

Seeking validation. Woim's. Oimps. Yeah. I went on three days for the mid like the last four days and he just happened to call me. She said he was like revving his engine. His buddy told him,

hey, you need to calm down before you actually drive through the building. And he said, you'd think I won't drive through that building? And all of a sudden, I hear a giant car crash on the phone. So he's in the car with his buddy, calling the girl he's been on a few dates with

and he's revving his car. Reving his engine at Top Golf in the car park. Yeah. And his buddy, who is of sound mind, he's like maybe. dial a back a little bow because otherwise you're going to run into a fucking top golf but he didn't listen I wonder if she was impressed doesn't say they didn't ask her hey

are you guys still did this make you horny baby did it make you Randy after crashing police said the driver fled the scene on foot well you would yeah you would what are you going to do like we all pretend that we'd be the person that would stay with the car after we had audio evidence that we had almost intentionally. Is the car registered in my name? That's definitely going to be an influence on it. This is going to be a problem for me, I anticipate, because of the paper trail. You run all the way home.

Like, ah, well, slip more out of another jam. Time to have a hot shower, put my jim jams on and go to sleep, knowing this will never touch me again in my life. Probably take the boss to work tomorrow. Oh shit, I've got to get up half an hour earlier. I guess there were consequences to crashing into that dump. Ah, beans. Just overnight, suddenly your friend's entire personality becomes how vital public

transportation is to the future of you, Ellie. I can't believe all these people in their gas guzzlers. It's sick to me, people these Camaro's out there, driving around. Sometimes revving their engines not even going anywhere. What are you doing? You're sitting in the car park of a top golf revving while you're calling your best girl. Trying to impress some lady. I'm not going to pick you up for our date.

Take the train, babe. Yeah. I actually thought you were a leftist when we started talking on Tinder. Guess not. They eventually found him in a nearby restaurant and arrested him on complaints of TY, possession of a controlled substance, and more charges. We're going to be hungry after that You'd be hungry You just went through an ordeal

Yeah You ran a long way Okay I hate to do this again One more Little sidebar stuff We should chat about Okay

Why is fucking Everyone talking about cortisol All of a sudden Is this new You guys seen this Like the stress It's important

We all know what it means Is it cortisol Chat on the rise Everyone's talking about Like instead of just saying I was anxious Sorry stress you're saying you have high cortisol.

Yeah. Wasn't the cortisol part of the... I think it's just part of us becoming a more in lightened society. I think it's all part of the... Clavicular's got cortisol? It's part of the looks maxing, mugging brain rock. Oh, this is looks maxing related?

Clivicular's cortisol spiked when he was... When he got framed mugged by an ASU frat leader. Which we don't need to talk about that part. It's the fact I've seen lots of people that instead of just saying I was really stressed, they're saying I had like... Oh, like cortisol face. Which is where you've got like a chubby... face from cortisol.

I see all this shit face chubby. There's like cortisol face. Yeah right. This is all every like fucking TikTok and shit. Man God, can we, I don't think if you quantify everything,

your protein, your fibre, your cortisol. Your life won't be fixed because you know what the numbers are. Yeah. You know? KFC protein meal.

Get fucked. Did you, I sent that to the group chat, right? You were really mad. It was just a Zinger burger and another burger. I saw something from What's the brand that makes

Special K and stuff? Who's that? Kellogg's. It's what the K's for. Not jacking off. It's an anti-jackoff cereal, yeah. Not the way I eat it. I saw an ad for them the other day.

I've been like, we have both. And it was like a split image with one of their products that was high protein and one that was high fiber. Yeah. And then you mix the two and you get the perfect product. The perfect product. So making you do all the sheds.

I guess I can't keep harping on this, but I just don't understand. I know all about cortisol from when I learned, you know, like hypnoburthing techniques, etc. So I could better support my wife in labor. But, you know, that was a few years ago. I sort of. Hypno birthing? Theo managed to perfectly practice hypnosis on himself so he wasn't bored.

It sounds completely bonkers, but it isn't. We did it. Yeah, it's, yeah. You produced like a low stress. environment for giving birth and there's statistically lower complications, better outcomes, etc, etc. Part of that is keeping the cortisol levels low. Dude, we...

And you breathe, your box breathe, right? You do all that shit. And you suck on that pipe too. Then the reason that I think this is real, and I'm sure I have told this story on the podcast before, we did hypnoborthing stuff with the birth of our first child. They just gave it a really bad name. That's not a good name. That's not a good name.

I'm picturing that there's a guy in a top hat that's there. And I don't think that's true. It's making the hypnatoid noise the whole time. And we went and had some sessions with this guy and did some, you know, it's like a bunch of it is essentially like guided meditation shit, you know. And you and you put yourself into this state. And in one of these sessions, we're doing this thing and he's like, okay, now like pinch, pinch her.

on the leg, like on the thigh. Grab her ass a little. Let me slug her arm. Take a bra off, you know? Jesus. Sorry, I don't normally apologize. And I grabbed, and I grabbed, like,

Eleanor's inner thigh between my thumb and finger. That shit fucking hurts. And I went, squeeze, and nothing happened. She didn't move. And I can tell you right now. if I went eh she would be moving out of the way

and then I went huh and then I went eh and like really bared down on it and did it as hard as I could and she did not move or rest to anything She was totally hypnobirthed And then you did the sternum hammer The session ended and he turned the lights up

and I had her bra on now and my pants were on backwards. There was a whole audience of like a hundred people that were laughing and you didn't know why. See? He says. Fuck, that's why. See, they have no idea. Give them a round of applause. You guys have been great.

You've been really good sports. You're going to want to put a shirt on, buddy. People can do. like self hypnosis during being awake on minor surgeries and stuff been. You know, okay. The mind is such a powerful tool. It is. But the thing is, if you lose it,

while you give them birth, you are kind of fucked. Yeah. And that's what happened. And then you're just like, ah. Oh no. I'm giving birth and it hurts really bad. Yeah.

You hate to quantum leap right into the middle of a hypno birth. Yep. Ah. That's refuse. I can't even play with my own pussy. Oh, man. No, no, no, no. We're doing somebody.

It was going to get nasty. Yeah, I guess we're self-selecting for the audience that we want at the city of live show. This isn't even behind a paywall. This isn't behind the paywall. It's the loss. I think we should lock this up. The people that did like an early subscribe in Freibium, Freebie. Oh, no, thank you.

This is actually straight up nasty style. Lock it up. Lock it up. Yeah, all right. We should probably just finish this up. Hey, uh, thankfully. no one was hurt. The couple noted that all the golfers were on the second level

at the time of the crash. Cocoa 5 reached out to TopGolf's corporate office but did not hear back. What's TopGolp got to tell you about this incident? Yeah, a guy in the car park. Drove his car into the Top Golf. Saying, we just want to make a statement that we do not encourage people to drive cars through

our locations. This does not agree with the stated values of the Top Golf Corporation. Yeah. We do not agree with the action taken today. If you look at our values chart, you will not see driving your Camero into the bottom level of a Top Golf. Repping your Camero in the parking lot is on there.

We've got to admit that's, that is like one of the, one of the main things we got into Top Golf 4. That does fall under radical self-expression, one of the Top Golf primary values. But unfortunately, the moment that car intersects at the bottom level of the Top Golf, yes. Yeah. We're actually Levean Satanists. So do what thou wilt unless it fucks with other people. What's the Satanism thing?

Is this what Satanists are saying? If you harm me, I will come at you with the full force of my Levean Satan retribution. That's sick, man. That's so cool. It's so embarrassing. Oh, you're a libertarian, but you also paint your nails black. Very cool. That's right.

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