Boonta Vista - BONUS PREVIEW: A Vector For Uncle Swaps

Episode Date: November 7, 2024

A shocking discovery about what's happening in cruise ship hot tubs surprises absolutely no one. Hear this and nearly 400 other bonus episodes for the price of a beer a month at patreon.com/BoontaVista

A CDC investigation found that the hot tubs on the ships were the likely source of the infection. Yeah, they probably didn't have to do much research. Yeah. Hey, what's the nastiest thing on this ship? Oh, it's the hot tubs. Because they're keeping everything in the danger zone, like all day, every day. Yeah, and a bunch of nasty cruise ship people are on there. Yeah. They're hot swapping. They're wife swapping. They're swinging. They're sex partying. They're step sistering. Soft swaps. they're wife swapping, they're swinging, they're sex partying. They're doing- They're step-sistering.

Soft swaps. Yeah. Hard swaps. Hard swaps. Shared swaps. They're doing it double uncle style. Double cross. Reverse uncle.

Reverse uncle swap. Diagonal diamond swaps. I have sex with your uncle, you have sex with my uncle. It's called soft uncle swapping. Oh, you don't soft uncle? Yeah, lately we've been getting into soft uncleing. At first we thought it was a little weird, but the community's actually really welcoming, you know, it's just you, your partner and uncle, and then everyone

else and their partner and their uncles. You're not fucking your uncle. Oh no, it's nothing weird. No stuff with your uncle. Look, there's definitely an element of knowing someone's getting off with your uncle that you're kind of, you know. And sometimes you'll watch. You'll sit in the chair that they usually sit in to repair guitars and watch someone else fuck your uncle. Man, we went to the craziest party on Saturday night.

There were over 20 uncles there, all getting handed around like a piece of meat. Hey, pass me your uncle. Bad day to be an uncle in here. But for real though, a great day to be an uncle. Look at the looks on those little uncle faces. Hey, thanks for listening. It's Andrew here. To get access to this full bonus episode along with all of our other bonus episodes every week

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