Boonta Vista - BONUS PREVIEW: One Little Suck Before Pointing It At The Bucket (with Tom O'Mahony)

Episode Date: December 10, 2025

Great minds at work on solving one of the most difficult ape-piss problems of our time. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

This is such a crazy aside to put it at otherwise perfectly serious press release. Collect urine from chimps while they slept in trees, a difficult task that required an umbrella so that he could test for alcohol metabolites using kits similar to those used in sub-US workplace. They're putting the chimp in the Jordan Peters and Dick-socking factory. Yeah, and he's sucking the piss out. I was thinking you're sucking on it like when you're trying to like steal petrol. Oh, siphoning it.

Like you've got to start the process. Sorry, I can think of the word. I think you're siphoning it down, fire it off and you go. Yeah, you're just very sneaky on it. like getting the hose in there. Lucian, that would genuinely be one of the most disgusting things someone has ever said on this show and you said it's so normally.

Oh, I think there's a sucking on the chip's sticks to get it going. Just to start the flow of piss out of the chim's dicks. There's a tube. There's a tube intermediate area. They're sucking on the tube. I guess that is much lately. Suck it on the tube. There you go.

Episode title right there. Suck it on the chip's dick. Oh, I thought we all understood that there was a tube in the way of my mouth of the chimpanzee's penis. I'm not put my mouth directly on it. It's the tube and you're going to give it one little suck before pointing it in the bucket.

Just get the flow going. It's a little suck and then you're put it in the bucket. You generally do have to spit part of it out of your mouth because when you're doing the siphoning process. You just don't want to swallow. I've never sucked a chip's dick, but here we are.

I've never sucked a chip's dick. All right? God! Why does he need the umbrella? Because the piss is going everywhere? Are they just holding a bucket? Like they're waiting for him to piss while he's asleep? I guess you can just piss when you're asleep.

They're getting like a bowl of warm water and putting the chimp's hand in it. That's got to be it. Because how else are you inducing the piss in the chimp? Yeah. Yeah. Like we iron out the instinct to piss while we're asleep, like in toddlers and stuff. We get rid of it. But in the animal kingdom, you just be pissing while you're in sleep, right?

Literally waiting with a bucket beneath the chimpanzee's penis Waiting Sitting, waiting, wishing The chimpanzee piss Let's email For more details Lexi Morrow

Shut up It's actually worse That you recognised it It's actually more embarrassing for you That you knew what it was I think it's embarrassing for the both of you Hey, thanks for listening It's Andrew here

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