Boonta Vista - BONUS PREVIEW: Please, Step Into My Sneezatorium

Episode Date: September 26, 2024

Behind the paywall this week: An extraordinarily at-length discussion about the beautiful people of the Sneeze Fetish Forums. That's the whole episode. And it's 80 minutes long. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Something that makes me feel kind of like weirdly nice is thinking about that there are some probably some very beautiful healthy relationships between these people and partners that don't have a sneeze fetish at all, but understand that their partner does and are finding joy in sneezing for them. Isn't that nice to think about? Yeah, that's really nice. I don't understand this, but you love this. I'm going to fucking sneeze for you, babe.

I'm going to sneeze for you 10 times in a row. And you can't even stop me. I didn't take my anti-histamines this morning. Yeah, right? It's your birthday. Isn't that beautiful? Yeah, I think happy 40th. Like you did a line of white pepper.

The kids are still asleep. Why don't you let me give you a sneeze job in bed. Oh, you imagine that they're like out to dinner, dinner party, someone's house. Classy. Montepulciano. Smoked fish. Things of that nature. Nebbiolo.

Nero di Volo. Nebbiolo, Nero Diavolo, Sagrantino, all of it. And then they're just being like dipping into their handbag, little bits of pepper, little sneeze, and then no one else at the table knows. Oh yeah, you can do a little public play. A lot of public play, because literally no one else knows it's an option. So you're sneezing and you're making direct fucking eye contact with your husband. A lot of public play. A lot of public play. Because literally no one else knows it's an option. So you're sneezing and you're making direct fucking eye contact with your husband. Like crashing in through the front door at the end of the night, kissing up against the

wall. You sneezed right in front of that whole restaurant, babe. Yeah. Oh, they don't even last until they get home. They both disappear to the toilets. Two minutes later you hear just bellowing sneezes. No like that's hard I'm happy for these people that sounds fucking great. Well and to your point Ben it's like it's a lot less I guess uh psychologically demanding of somebody then and

again I'm not casting judgment on people for the things that went down the wrong pipe at some point and ended up in this is what you like now territory. Unless it's polyamory, obviously. And then we're, oh judging so hard. But like, but there's a really big gulf I think for the vanilla person out there. There's a big gulf between, like myself. That can't be true. I don't think vanilla person exists.

You've just got stuff you wouldn't willingly talk about on the podcast Like vanilla people exist for sure No, I think I think that the stuff that I think is out there about myself And then occasionally I just get a glimpse of what sex is like for other people and I go no I'm not on any radar, but you would think that the things that you're into are normal, right? Not necessarily. Anyway, I'm saying there's a big difference between if your partner goes, look, if your partner is like, hey, this is going to sound really weird.

But like sometimes when you sneeze, I don't know what it is about it. When you sneeze, I just, it gives me a boner. It's crazy. It's crazy. I love your sneezes, babe. But when you sneeze, I'm just like, fuck, that is sexy. Right? Yeah. There's a big difference between that and what would you think about putting a nappy on? What would you think about diapering up for me?

Yeah. You know, that's, that's asking a lot more of your partner as opposed to just kind of saying, hey, this thing that happens sometimes that you don't really think about or anything. You're already doing it. It's just happening. And by the way, I'm really horny about it. Big gulf between that and some of the things you would need to ask someone to do to

indulge your fetish. I think you almost have like an ethical responsibility to disclose That you're sexualizing when they do it as well Situation though because What if you disclose that right and then you go to like a family dinner at her place and her mom starts sneezing at the Dinner table is she gonna be looking over? I didn't like it when she did it. No, no, no, no, no.

No, it's just sort of like, oh, yeah. Very unattractive sneeze. I swear to God. Putting your hand under the table. It just being like. Terrible technique. Boner there? No.

Fundamentals are just fucked. Sydney Sweeney's sneeze was mead, you know? Yeah. Hey, thanks for listening. It's Andrew here. To get access to this full bonus episode along with all of our other bonus episodes every week and to help support the show, head on over to patreon.com slash bunta vista and sign up for five US dollars a month. Bye!