Boonta Vista - BONUS PREVIEW: Saturn Devouring His Beans

Episode Date: November 19, 2025

This week behind the paywall: A subtle edit to a famous work of art. Plus! A man with a gun who wishes you knew more about chickens, and the woe that befalls Dollar General every Tuesday. Get this and all 400+ of our other bonus episodes at patreon.com/BoontaVista

You know, I'm sat and devouring his son. Which wasn't actually called that. We don't know what it's about. No, no. I only learned recently for the first time that that's not just a regular style painting that a guy did. It's 3D. It's on a wall in the house? Yeah.

Yeah. That when when Goya was kind of freaky like that. They went into his house to clear out his shit. Very freaky guy. They went into his house to clear out his shit And he had just done a bunch of extremely insane paintings Directly off the walls of his house. He was the incredible minding in there

Like for a long time. So Lucy, he makes canned beans. So Lucy, not only... Thank you. Refused to acknowledge that. This guy makes refried beans. So apparently they used the... He's devouring his beans.

This MF devouring beans. So they had to use the technology of the day to get the painting off the wall, which was to get another artist to copy it onto a canvas, which is what the current existing one is. And the person who was commissioning this at their insistence, they left out satin's big erect penis from the painting. No, they didn't. That's not true.

Are you making this up? Satin in the original psycho painting on the inside of this dude's house. But he painted it in his house, had his dick out. Painted in his house on the wall without telling anyone is biting the head off his son and he's got a big hard dick. Okay. Well, that happens sometimes. Maybe he'd been on the bus. Yeah.

You know, sometimes you're on the bus. Maybe he really needed to pee. Maybe he really needed to pee. Maybe he really needed to pee. And he needed to pee. You'd just woken up. There are lots of reasons that could happen. But he had to devour his son.

Yeah. Oh, fuck. I'm going to get rid of this. I've got to cut out of my son. Oh, fuck the cops are here. This is going to look real bad. Oh, well, I'm satin. They can't do anything about this.

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