Boonta Vista - EPISODE 150: Mr Hitler

Episode Date: May 25, 2020

Andrew, Lucy, and Ben look at the terrible opsec of America's beer nerds, Pete Evans' incredible commitment to losing his entire mind, and the alligator that Hitler probably never had. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [e-mail]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: boontavista.com/merchandise Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Have you hit it? Yes, you can see on your screen that it started recording. That's true. All right. I might edit this out. Hello and welcome to Buda Vista, episode 150. I am Ben and I'm here on the set of the moon landing, here in beautiful Burbank, California. I'm giving notes to Neil Armstrong on how to pretend like he's on the moon better. Sitting up the back of the set in a director's chair with someone

else's name on it, reading a Mills and Boone instead of making sure that the flags aren't waving. He's Andrew. Hello, Andrew. H what's that? that's that's. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thiiii. th. thi, thi. the the the the the the the their their their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the.e. the the the the the the the the the the the the.e.e.e.e. the the the the. toe. just reading about somebody's turgid member. Flushed cheeks and so on. Yeah, well, I mean you really should be, because I saw it looks like the flags are waving, but there's not enough atmosphere for that to happen, so... Well, it might be my job, but also I want to know whether, you know, this Duchess is going to trust her heart and go with this stable hand that has been ravaging her in the barn or if she's going to stay with her husband the Count. So she is a Duchess and her husband is a Count. Yes, they're both divorces who have been married. Because you'd think she would either be a Countess or he would be a Duke.

Normally. You'd think that, but there's actually a very simple explanation, which you just had. And I'm sure there's a very simple explanation for why Lucy is over there on the back of the set, visibly carving the letter C into one of the big fake rocks. Hello Lucy. Why am I'm sure no? I'm sure no one will notice. It'll be absolutely fine. No one will see this in reviewing the footage later. There definitely won't be hundreds of hours of YouTube videos about specifically this. So you're probably fine. And they will be right to do so because what we are doing is very fake. Mm-hmm. Yes. Definitely happened. It will of course far down the line lead to the creation of one of my most loathed documentaries room 237. Oh God it's so bad.

So bad why did anybody? I just...I couldn't understand that one. My favorite thing of that is the carpet thing. Like it's exactly the layout of the launch pad. of that one. My favorite thing of that is the carpet thing. It's exactly the layout of the launch pad of the rocket. It is a shape, a simple shape. I think what infuriated me about that documentary is that it could have been like 10 or 15 minutes long.

It could have, they started off with what was the, what was the initial kind of theory? One of the, one of the sort of, oh it was the Stanley Kubrick fake the moon landing and the shining was all his way of confessing to his wife and apologizing for how busy he was on that moon landing stuff. And like, and it's very tenuous, right? There's things in there where it's like, hey, the kid has a jumper on it with a rocket ship. That represents a rocket ship. Let's not jump to conclusions here. Pretty, pretty tenuous stuff. And like, there's a few other things. And then the next, the next theory is like, ah, it's actually about Native American genocide and the entire things. And, and things. And things. And things. And things. And things. And things. And things. And things. And things. And things. And things. And things. And things. And things. And th. And th. And th. And th. And the th. And th. And th. And the th. And, and the th. And, th. And, the th. And, the kid, the kid, the kid, the kid, the kid, the kid, the kid, the kid, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, the the the the the the the thi, the the the thi, the the the the the the the the the thi, the the the kid, the kid, the kid, the kid, thi. few other things. And then the next theory is like,

ah, it's actually about Native American genocide and the entire substance of that theory seems to be like there's a brand of a flower in the background that has like a Native American head on it, and that's about it. And they just get worse and worse as it goes on. Like the, then there's the, ah, it's actually, it's actually, it's actually, it's actually, it's actually, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's actually, it's actually, it's actually, it's actually, it's, it's, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, a, uh, a, a, a, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, the, the. the. the. Like the, then there's the, ah, it's actually designed to be played backwards over the top of itself. And then there's all these moments of synchronicity and the filmmakers are like, yeah, we did that and we watched the entire thing and nothing happens at all.

There was a like, art house cinema place here did a screening of that, where you do the two over the top of each other and I really wanted to get fucked up high and go to it and then just didn't. And that's my anecdote about that movie. Well it was probably fine in the end that you didn't. Because yeah I think my big takeaway from that was I felt like what they were trying to say was wow isn't isn't art isn't isn't isn't the art isn't they're they were they were they were they were trying to say was, wow, isn't art interesting, particularly art

that is a little bit cryptic and doesn't give you all of the answers all the time, because all of these people can impose meaning onto it? You know, they can create their own meaning out of whole cloth and assign it to this thing. And it's like, yes, and you made that point in the first five minutes, and then kept making that point over and over with less convincing things to diminishing returns. And you could have just saved us all a lot of time. No idea why anyone was here to it.

These are the dangers of filmmaking, the dangers of technology, like inventing rockets and pretending to have to go to the moon. Like how Elon Musk says that he's thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi that he's thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thus thus thus thus tho tho tho thus thi thus thus tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thus thus. thus thus tho tho tho tho tho tho tho th over over over over over over over over over with tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho. tho. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that that that that he's the the the the the the the the that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. the the of technology like inventing rockets and pretending to have to go to the moon. Like how Elon Musk says that he's going to build a city on Mars and live in it. And that apparently means that someone should write an article. That he took a fucking Xanax again and wrote a tweet or whatever. Like how long does it take you to get to die on the way to Mars or whatever? How long does it take you to die? No, how long does it take you to get to Mars on that one way death trip?

You know, the one that everybody was really keen to sign up for a while ago? I'm not sure. I've not looked into space stuff for about, I'm going to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to die to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the tha tha the the the the the the the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to say 16 years. Because that was the one thing I remember about the first people to go to Mars thing is that they really had to reiterate the point, you will not be coming back. Yes. It's a long way away. I'm not sure that most people know this. It's a very long way away. So far. So that's what I'm trying to figure out, how far? But the idea that like Elon Musk saying, yes, I'm going to build a city there, which means that I'm assuming other much lower paid people have to take the stuff there first, build the city and die on Mars, so that Elon Musk can eventually show up and say,

I invented Mars city. And everyone just jacks off to this. There's just a million men at home who think it's the best thing they've ever read in their life. Well, he's like 45 or 50 years old. And how many decades would it take to build a, like, just a structure on Mars? I think the idea there's that they're all quite lightweight, kind of portable structures to start with, and then you're meant to be able to mine the materials to build stuff there

when you're there, making bricks out of Mars dust and whatever. Yeah, and none of this is going to be happening in his lifetime. I was listening to something the other day where they were talking about making bricks out of human piss. Nice. As a possible viable solution for building a moon or Mars base. The old piss brick. Welcome to Piss City baby. Oh, dear. So yes, these are the dangers of technology and we have talked about the dangers of technology on this show before haven't we? We sure do that quite a lot. Where's our threshold for like, because you know things like a hammer is technically technology where is our cutoff for where it starts being bad you reckon?

These dang smartphones? I was gonna say the fax machine sucked. The fax machine was not good. They suck so bad. They suc so bad. th th th th th th that quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite quite a that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that quite a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a that quite quite quite a that quite quite quite a that quite a that quite a that quite a that quite a that quite a that quite a that quite a that quite a that quite a that quite a that quite a th that quite a th th th th th th qu quite quite quite a lot quite a lot quite a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot th th th th. th. that that that that that that that that that that that th. was going to say the fax machine, but... The fax machine sucked. The fax machine was not good. They sucked the whole time. They suck so bad. My favorite thing about fax machines as a kid was that I could copy my drawings. You know, you'd put the thing in and say copy and then I'd be like, wow, now I've got two shitty drawingsier except that the paper is way flimsier and the facsimile is like much worse. Yeah, it looks like shit. Well, faxes is thermal printers generally? Is that why they looked like garbage?

They always look like shit. Yeah. Fuck fax machine. This is a fax machine. Anti-fax machine podcast. I don't know, this hasn't happen to me for a couple of years, but like, every now and then you'd look up like a government department service or whatever and they'd still have a fax number available for it. Yeah.

Well, you'd just be like, how? Have you just got one still plugged in the office that is somehow still working? Who is manning that fax machine? machines? Oh I watched a movie very recently I watched the 1992 adaptation of The Firm starring Tom Cruise. Still good. So good baby Tom Cruise. And horny Gene Hackman. Very horny in that movie. Had me thinking a lot about Gene Hackman's looks and face. Were you, I mean, when you say it's a horny Gene Hackman, are you saying that Gene Hackman evokes horniness? Or the character he's playing is particularly horny? The character that he's playing is particularly horny.

He's trying to fuck Tom Cruise's wife like the whole time. Yes. Part of the plot revolves around him inviting her to like the Cayman Islands to come and cheat on Tom Cruise. And then she winds up doing it as a way of like helping Tom Cruise, you know, get incriminating evidence and stuff. And when she shows up at the island, Gene Hackman is already in the middle of trying to fuck another lady. And he has to be like, excuse me, I have to go back to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go back to go back to go back to go back to go back to go back to go back to go back to go back to go back to go back to go back to go back to go back to go back to to to to to to to to to to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to like the to like the to like the to like to like to like to like to like to like to like to to up at the island, Gene Hackman is already in the middle of trying to fuck another lady and he has to be like, excuse me, I have to go back to trying to fuck this lady.

So he's very, he's very horny. He's all over everybody, but he also looks like Gene Hackman in 1992, which is like, the same as unforgiven era Gene Hackman, you know? So horny, anyway, pivotal plot point revolves around the reception of a fax. It comes out of the fax machine and then it falls off the end of the table and rolls under the table that the fax machine is on, leading someone to miss the message. It's very important stuff. And I was like, well, what do you have a fucking fax machine for? These are your first problem.

I mean, this problem, yeah. I don't think they had all of the alternatives available to them that we do now. Could have just made a phone call, you know? That's true. One of them has a mobile phone. Hey, let me just contact you on your little beeper, your pager, tell you that I'm about to give you a phone call. Let me send you a message on your car fax machine. It comes out and immediately like flies out the top of the convertible, you know? That'd be good. I wonder if those existed because I mean like you can have car phones

before selling your phone so I guess you'd be using the same network to send a fax right? Car fax. Yeah I reckon yeah I reckon it existed. Really? Good stuff we'll come in here. If not let's go back to like the 80s and make a million 80s dollars on Carfax. It's going to be huge. But instead we developed apps. Hate them. We developed apps. Hey, there's an app for that. Remember that? No, I don't. What is that? That was the original slogan of the app store. When we first got iPhones and we saw the untapped potential of being able to wave your phone around and it made the lightsaber noise. That was awesome. And then you wave it the other way and it goes, whoa!

You know? Or, get this. Possibilities are endless. You could also have an app where you hold the phone up next to your face and then you tip it up and it looks like you're drinking a beer. Do you remember those apps? That was a different time. I did. It was a different time where like, yeah, the only point that you could do a thing

that you could do a thing that you could do a thing. That was it. Technically I can make an app that does a thing that you couldn't do on a phone before. And now I just have 30 different like portals to hell on my iPhone. Yeah. Yep. And luckily all of them can track you all the time. And they're doing it now. Yeah. What's the latest on accidentally being tracked by a seemingly innocuous app then? Well, so this is, this is not the first time this has happened. People will probably remember that there was a bunch of stuff, I don't know, maybe two years ago about Strava, which is that thing that absolute freaks like, presumably you, Andrew, use it to record your bike rides and your runs and stuff.

Correct. People existing on a different level of motivation than I could ever even begin to understand. But a bunch of fucking brain geniuses working for the military and the CIA and such, you know, were publicly posting all their stuff while they were stationed at secret military bases and CIA black sites. Which like is embarrassing for two reasons. The first being that obviously you are just like giving out extremely confidential information in the first place. But the second, the fact that you've done it kind giving out extremely confidential information in the first place. But the second, the fact that you've done it kind of out of a form of vanity almost, it's

either you don't know how to turn your stuff on private or you realize that it is public and you're like, no, people need to see, they need to see my times, they need to see my roots. But somehow, they managed to do this again but with their their their their, but their, but their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, to see my time. They need to see my roots. But somehow they've managed to do this again, but with an app that is even more embarrassing than that. So this is a thing from Bellingcat, where they have found out that a bunch of military and intelligence personnel can be tracked with the Untapped Beer app. Untapped is maybe like one of the strongest signifiers of just like a person you don't want to have a conversation with. That's exactly what I was about to say. I can't immediately know that I'm not going to get along with someone than someone who

would have this app. Even in like... Can someone explain it to me? I don't know what the app is? So this is a thing for like craft beer people, right? Kind of, theoretically, it's a thing for craft beer people. Um, where you, they have like, it's like four square but for craft beer. They have all the kinds of beers in there, if not you can man I mean. And you say where you drank them, how good it was, whatever, blah blah blah you do check-ins. So like even in craft beer, like in craft beer bars, if someone comes in and you can see that they are putting shit into untapped, that's like an immediate groan.

Because it's just like people that treat beer like Pokemon in this weird fucking fucked up little, it's really just, it was a huge thing a couple of years ago when people, like it became a thikkkk.. thukeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. to like to like to to to to to to to to be huge to be huge to be huge to be huge to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be like to be a huge to be a huge thing a couple of years ago when people like it became relatively mainstream to drink craft beer People who like to be huge nerds about everything their lives got really into this and now It's just like anyone still using it. You're like oh man, please just stop just like enjoy your beer and then never think about it again That's my favorite kind of reply if I post if I post if I do a post online in which I say I am enjoying a beer and I post a picture of like the can of lager I am drinking and somebody goes oh why don't you drink a real beer like a craft beer or whatever I go cool great energy into the world about a beer you didn't have to drink

you fucking care. It's a strange thing. I mean that's also for me a larger structural problem with how people use social media which is when you just say the words like I am enjoying this and then a bunch of people will try and convince you that you shouldn't be. Yeah, someone will go, if given the opportunity I would enjoy something different, that is the fundamental problem with what you have posted. I mean the other day I just twitted like, oh, I enjoyed watching Ad Astra. And a bunch of people just try to convince me it was shit. And I'm like, I just said that I enjoyed it. What are you hoping to do here other than be like... Enjoy it less. It's so frustrating. It's like, come on man, what do you want to happen here? to desired outcome for me to say, you're right, I didn't enjoy it.

I actually just had a bad time. Very strange, but people do that all the time with beer. Like, I used to drink a lot of 4X, because at one point it was cheap and also it was, you know, still owned by the company that makes it, and not one of the five giant horrible ones. And every single time I posted a photo of the beer I was drinking. They'd just be like 20 people being like, piss, you're drinking piss.

Why are you drinking piss? Would you believe that that happens when I post any pictures of a VB? Wow, I mean they've got a point, but... It's just weird. So untapped is for those people. It turns out it it it it it it it it it it it it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's out, it's out, it's out, it's out, it's out, it's thi, it's thi, it's thi, it's thi, it's thi, it's thi, it's thi, I's thi, it's thi, thi, thi, and I thi, and I thi, and I's, and I's thi, and every thi, and every thi, and every thi, and I thi, and I thi, and I thi, and I thi, and I thi, and I thi, and ti, and tip, and tip, tip, tip, te, to, to, te, te, to, to, to, toes te, te, te is tea. And tea. And tea. And tea. And tea' tea. And tea, and te, and te, and toes, they've got a point. But it's just weird. People weird. So Untapped is for those people. It turns out it's also for people working in like, highly classified locations. This is from Bellingat. I love it.

I love how this article starts from the first word. Surprise. Oh no. I hope you're all ready for that. The beer rating app, Untapped, can be used to track the location history of military personnel. The social network has over 8 million, mostly European and North American users, and its features allow researchers to uncover sensitive of information about said users at military and intelligence locations around the world. Examples of users that can be tracked this way include a U.S. drone pilot along with a list of both domestic and overseas military bases he has visited, a naval

officer who checked in at the beach next to Guantanamo Bay's detention center. Just having a beer at Guantanamo Bay. Just hanging out right outside the gates of Guantanamo Bay. A nice IPA. Oh Oh you're drinking that? It's piss. And a senior intelligence officer with over 7,000 check-ins domestic and abroad. Senior officials at the US Department of Defense and the US Air Force are included as well. Cross-referencing these check-ins with other social media makes it easy

to find these individuals homes. Their profiles and the pictures they post also reveal family, friends, and colleagues. So they've sort of posted a guide to how they do this, which is quite detailed because that's sort of Bell and Kat's whole thing, the whole citizen journalism thing where they're like, hey, here are the tools for you to look for this thing. Please use your spare time doing it. So they've essentially told you how to find a track military personnel through a beer app, which is sick. Definitely check out this article if you like.

Unless it gets you shot and killed the military location. I mean, you know, we... Well, that's our crime bus. To be honest, so I'm not super scared of them. Through the location history of a user identified in a military location, it becomes possible to discover other military locations. Each new military location might reveal other users, and those users might in turn, in turn reveal new military locations. In other words, we can now piggyback on users we have identified by looking at their location histories instead of having to spoof our location and check in. Keep in mind that this approach also has its limitations as users can be confined to a certain set of locations depending on the branch they work in. If you visit untapped venue locations thrown, if you visit untapped

venue locations thrown, they will list loyal patrons the top frequently at that location. These are the perfect candidates to piggyback on, as they are both likely to have a strong connection to that location and be active users that will be checking in elsewhere as well. This allows us to map connections between locations. For example, by examining users that are loyal patrons of Dutch military locations and other military locations they are visited, we can begin to map out possible Dutch military connections across the globe, including locations of military

exercises and missions. By comparing the location history of several different users, it also becomes possible to identify non-military locations they have in common. Think, for example, about bars and restaurants near sensitive locations that their visitors might go to in their spare time. In the Dutch example, it is possible to identify a resort soldiers went to after a mission in order to transition from military to civilian life. If you are able to identify a Dutch service person and then you are able to identify a private residence that they repeatedly visit, you are able to locate a Dutch person's sex booty. As with any social media, the photos can reveal more information on their own too. The difference is that with untapped the photos tend to focus a bit more on tables or desks where users place the bottle,

and that they might be taken by slightly inebriated users a bit more often. They include desktops documents and plane tickets, but they also feature military hardware from time to time below pictures taken at military installation. So the first one here is a picture of what I believe to be a Vines de Farnster bottle maybe with a little credit card next to it, with no redacted information. I mean, they've redacted it to put it in the article, but, you know.

Oh, amazing. There's another one here where someone has taken a photo of a bottle next to what looks like a series of written down and crossed out passwords. Jesus. There is two photos of some F-16s that were in the background of beer pictures. And then there's one here where they've just had to redact the whole thing because all of it is sensitive military documents. So pretty cool. Yeah, but what kind of beer was it, you know? Yeah, that's, you gotta let your broes know. The beer looks like shit, I'll say that. It looks like I'm not going to enjoy it.

It's not what I would have ordered. They fucked up. They fucked up. It's just great that like, there's something so strange about the, like, these institutions hold unbelievable, unaccountable power and they're also being staffed by complete fucking dofesses. Yeah, I feel like the story isn't so much about untapped being like a problem. It's like how fucking stupid people in the military are.

Yeah. Yeah, I think, um, I've, I've been really enjoying, as you guys are aware, I have been doing that sort of extra podcast series on our Patreon with Riley from Trash Future in which we are watching Season 5 of Crime, Crime Series, Crime Network series, Bones. And my favorite part every single week is that they just get to a point where they just get to a point where they're, the point where they, th the the the th th, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, uh, uh, uh, uh, the, the, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, um, th, um, um, th, um, um, um, th, um, um, um, um, um, um, I, I, I, I've, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, I, um, I, um, I, I, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, theat, the, the, the, the, network series, bones. And my favorite part every single week is that they just get to a point where they say, Time to invent some forensic evidence. And they use some sort of gigantic supercomputer in a lab to like render a guesstimation of a thing that happened or whatever. And of course they're able to do all of this in half a second, you know, they can say like, we need to find a van that was rented in a different state 10 years ago kind of thing.

And I love to juxtapose like the way investigative agencies are portrayed on American television. Oh, it's completely false. With what is actually going on out in the world. Some guys that can't resist posting a picture of a beer in a comment that that that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was rented that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was that was th th th th. th. th. th. th. than than than than than than than than than than than than than than thanan than than thananan thanan thananan than thananan that was that was that was the world. Some guys that can't resist posting a picture of a beer in a comment that just says like very hoppy. Very hobby along with a massive list of like the nuclear football code. Here is the PIN number you need to get into Guantanamo Bay in the background of my horrible triple IPA. Just wonderful stuff and these are just part of the many the many problems with technology, you know, the technology as I will be calling it from now on the tech

As another example here from CNA There's a little article about how in Singapore, an IT system testing glitch on Saturday, which was May the 16th, resulted in 357 patients receiving an erroneous SMS message informing them that they had tested positive for COVID-19. And that's not what you want. You'd hate that. It would really ruin your day for sure. I would ruin your day for sure. Not even a we need to talk message, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, th, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, thi, thi, thi, thi, to to to to to thi.a. want. You'd hate that. It would really ruin your fucking day. I would ruin your day for sure. Not even a we need to talk message, you know.

Hey, can you ring the loud? Are you in a headspace to receive some information that may hurt you? Yeah, it should be a series of messages. Hey, um, kind of need to talk to you. I hope you're sitting down. Gather your loved ones around you. Maybe start drafting your will, just, you know, as a matter of course. Maybe instead the Singaporean Ministry of Health should send you a message that says,

do you want the good news or the bad news? You know? What's the Singaporean Ministry of Health should send you a message that says, do you want the good news or the bad news? You know, what's the good news? Uh, do you get to take some time off work? Yeah, maybe. Hey, once, uh, once you've, once you've got coronavirus, then that's it out of the way, and you're all good until the next time you get it. Oh boy. Oh my goodness. So the messages, said the Ministry of Health had been sent due to an IT system testing glitch

as we sought to improve the efficiency of our system. Yeah, how'd that go? Oh dear. Two former COVID-19 patients who received the SMS told CNA that they had previously been confirmed as negative and had already been discharged. Another patient said he received the message while he was in the resort, a community isolation facility who was confirmed as negative the next day and discharged. You just hate to have it.

But fortunately, they took immediate steps to rectify the situation by sending a follow-up message three hours later. To say, ah, sorry. Sorry. Three hours is a lot of time to like, completely, you're telling a bunch of people, you're going back through the list of people that you've seen, you're like, throwning, you're making plans, and then just to be like, whoops, wops, wops, wops, like, like, like, like, wops, like, like, like, like, like, to be like, to be like, to be like, to be like, to be like, to be like, to be like, woe, woe, woo, woops, woops, woops, woops, you're making plans, and then just to be like, whoops, lull J-K. You are fined. Elner and I did a thing that we frequently do, which is to begin watching the first several episodes of a, of like an hour-long drama type show, which we may or may not return to. And that was Ozark, the Jason Bateman thing.

I have no interest in watching that show and never will watch it. And that's fine. Oh, you're wrong for not liking it. But, but yeah, like the premise of the show is that he, his family is unaware, but he is a money launderer for a cartel. And due to the events in the first episode has to move to the Ozarks and start laundering money there. Otherwise he's going to be killed by a crime lord. And he just has to go home and immediately inform his wife, well, you have

to, here's what I do, by the way, here's what is happening and you will need to put the house up for sale within the next 24 hours, and I'm going to do all this other stuff, and then we're just going to take the kids and get on the way. And I was saying too older, I was like, yeah, that's kind of of of of of to have to have to have to have to have th of th of th of th of th of th of th of th. thi th. thi thi thi thi thi the thi their their their th. thi thi their their their their thi, their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thi, thi. the. the. the. the. today, today, today, the. the. the. the. the. the. the. th get on the way. And I was saying too older. I was like, yeah, that's kind of what you'd have to do. You'd sort of have to say, we have several hours to get all of this in motion. Wouldn't be a lot of time for just dicking around. Like if you got your coronavirus, like if you got your coronavirus? Would you think you would thin' think thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho-a' to tho-a' tho-a' that's, that's, that's, to that's, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to say, to say, to say, to hours later? Or do you think you would be in at a hospital full of people with coronavirus saying, I've received a message that I was not in the head

space for? I'm one of these guys. I'm one of the coronavirus guys. Yeah, I've been informed that I am a coronavirus man. But no good, no good, I think. I think that these people have been given access to too much information, just like our good friend, Celebrity Chef, Pete Evans. That's kind of the, uh, that's not the story I thought you were saying why you're too far and too far as the there, but sure, yeah. So, um, we have been talking about Pete Evans a few times on podcast recently from the endorsement of the biocharger NG for when you really need your molecules stimulated and you also have 15,000 US dollars burning a hole in your pocket. Although as Theo discovered later on there's also the $1,000 a year subscription model for new recipes

and all the money you have to pay to get it shipped to you. Oh, wonderful. Insane amounts of money. So that was that. There was getting fined by the, what do you call them, therapeutic goods administration. He's had his posting lots of cool Q-and-on stuff, losing his job on My Kitchen Rules, so on and so forth. So we need some real... I bet he calls it My Kitchen Sucks now. Oh damn.

Oh, got him. Pete Evans going in hard. So, um, not going great for Pete, doing some pretty wacky posting, but luckily we've got some really smart people to defend him in the form of Jackie O. of Wacky Morning Radio, duo, Kyle and Jackio. And Michelle Bridges, who I think we all know as the personal trainer from the biggest loser, the reality show, where you whip people until they lose like 40 kilos and ruin their lives as you just sort of kick them out of the show afterwards. Real dumb bitch, I will say that.

Yeah, um, fair enough. And she like get booked like drunk driving her kids around a while ago? I mean I feel like that's not the sort of thing we should say without checking it certainly but yeah I'm just gonna go ahead and say absolutely. So here from the ABC we have Michelle Bridges and Jackie O'Han have both spoken out in defense of embattled chef Pete Evans insisting he's not a quote crazy loon. Embattled don't we we love the words, embattled in Australia. That's a great one. Also, if you want to hear about a crazy loon, listen to the last bonus episode, the killing loon. That's true.

During an interview with Michelle Bridges on Kiss FM this morning, Jackie raised the topic of Evans and said she felt sorry for him. What do you think about Pete? Jackie asked. I actually feel a little sorry for him. I think in the media they've painted him as some crazy loon and he's not at all. He's just into health and looking at alternatives. He's just asking questions. Reading the cue drops to you know learn about health. He's just reading the cue drops and asking questions about those, you know. They are really going so hard on him, I think it's really unfair, Jackie O'Sett. Bridges, who was on the show to promote her new cookbook, agreed and said that more people should be as outspoken as Evans is.

That's another good one for you, Lucy. Outspoken, which is a nice placeholder for psycho. Psycho shit. This person who was constantly like saying awful racist shit and conspiracy theories and stuff. Like you know, Mel Gibson was embattled and outspoken for a while there, wasn't he? Yeah. I love him, the former biggest loser trainer said. In the media, I think sometimes you have to play this dance where you have to be beige, you have to say the right thing.

Don't say too much, don't say too little. I love the fact that Pete Evans is who he is, and he's not afraid to be who he is, and I is, and I is, and I is, and I is, and I is, and I is, and I is, and I is, and I is, and I is, and I th th th th th is, and I th th th is, and I th th thi, and I thi, and I thi, and I thi, and I thi, and is thi, and I thi, and I thi, and th th th to have to have to have to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to have to have to have to have to have to have to be to be th is, and th is, and th is, and is, and is, and is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is not thi, and I thin, and I thin, and I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that, and I think we need more of that." Jackie I replied, I would agree with that. The pair's comments follow Evans' posts on Instagram last Tuesday, in which he shared a detailed list which urged people to look out for certain code words and implied that mass trials and executions were happening behind closed doors. Yeah, that's just outspoken. That's just what Just asking questions. Just asking questions. So Pete's posted a big list of like, you know,

all of the, what self-quarantine means, and what tested positive for coronavirus means. And these are all variations of I confessed to child cannibalism crimes and adrenna crime addiction and stuff like that. So the president of the Royal Australian College of GPs, Dr. Harry Nesbalon, described Evans's post as one of the oddest things I have ever read and added that he was quote a little bit keen to make sure Peter is actually with his family or with someone else. If he really is in trouble, dare I say, he should make an appointment with his GP,

and I'm really quite serious about that, he told Ben Fordham. Evans responded to Dr. Nespalon in a Facebook post and assured everyone he is doing fine. Quote, I have the most robust health, physical, emotional and spiritual ever at the age of almost 47 years and currently do not take any medications slash pharmaceuticals," Evans wrote. I send love and light to all the wonderful doctors and health workers out there that are helping people achieve long-term sustainable health. I have some wonderful friends that are great integrative slash functional medical doctors so if I ever need any scare quotes help I know who

to go and see and I guess the answer of Pete Evans is I will go and see some other fucking whack job who was endorsing the biocharger? Yes. Like the these seem to be the types of you know health professionals that he won't need a professional because he's on the paleo diet. Yeah he's basically immune to like he he stares at the sun multiple times a day. Suns is all of those. All of those pesky pharmaceuticals out of his system. I think he's actually been relatively open about the... Well, I think sunning his balls is maybe the thing they say, right?

But that's like, yeah, yeah, it's for your testosterone levels. When I say they say, I'm not saying medical professionals, I'm saying people like they haven't say. This is an endorsement for getting skin cancer on your balls. But it just, it kind of made me think about how like, um, having, how there's this sort of like a, gulf between being in the middle class kind of range where you can afford like medical help, maybe you have a job where you can take like personal leave from work, if you need like, you know, pharmaceutical prescriptions from a psychiatrist or anything like that, you can afford to have them filled, all that kind of thing, and you can afford to get care.

And there would be people below a certain level of income or financial support or family support or anything where you could be very aware that you have a lot of problems but be unable to actually obtain any kind of help for it. Whether that be through having somebody look after your kids while you go and see a psych or taking time off work instead of being forced to not take any time for it because you're a casual or not being able to have any leave or Not being able to afford access to all these things But then there's people like Pete Evans where it seems like having you can be like independently wealthy enough

That it also shields you from receiving any like competent medical care It kind of made me think of not to... Steve Jobs? Yeah, Steve Jobs, like Kanye West, you know, like doing his, hey, I'm extremely bipolar and I'm now off all medications and I'm doing great as I, you know, post lots of weird frantic stuff and do like 40 minute long self-actualization rants in front of an uncomfortable Joel Austin audience at a

mega church. Like some of that sort of stuff where it's like you know obviously we are not medical professionals or anything like that. But I think but I think sometimes you can kind of look at how people are going over time and say, sort of seems like you're having a bad time right now, you know, and it would be great if there were people around you who are in a position where they could say Hey, we would like to offer you some support and help you kind of get into a space where where you're feeling good instead of feeling like there is a big cabal of pedophiles. But the people around him would all be supporting this of course. Yeah yeah or at the very least I think like in the case of Pete Evans you can be you know losing your job on a TV station you you can be like, you know, losing sponsorships and that sort

of stuff, but he clearly has enough money at this point that it doesn't actually have any material effect on his day-to-day life. Right, he's never going to hit some kind of rock bottom and rethink what's going on in his brain. Oh maybe, but I think that that would be a lot further along than it was from your average person. Yeah. Your average person who would get told, like, you can't come into work anymore because like all the things you're doing are freaking everybody out too much. You have to take some time off and get right. And if you don't, you just run out of leave eventually and you cannot go back to

your job. But when you Pete Evans, you start blowing through your savings or whatever, if you have it. Just post this on Facebook and get a million comments about it. Yeah, when you Pete Evans, instead you just post it to your millions of followers online because... Most of whom just enjoy your cookbook but are now exposed to a lot of things that you're saying. Well, you can post things on Instagram to your million followers like why does the government think our immune systems can't fight the coronavirus without a vaccine but 99% of people who came down with it managed to recover without the vaccine. Thinky, thinky emoji. That's so true.

I like came down with it I like came down with it like it's a cold, you know? Yeah, because it's pretty good. It's really kind of upsetting, just realizing how little most people understand about like viruses, bacteria, things like that, like even on a very fundamental level. Yeah, yeah, like I think a lot of people probably wouldn't be at like probably me included, wouldn't be able to tell you things like the difference between, you know, the difference, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I, I, like, I, I, like, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I that, I that, I, I, that, I, that, I, I, that, I, I, that, I that, I thi, like, like, like, like, probably me included, wouldn't be able to tell you things like the difference between, you know, a viral and a bacterial illness, that kind of stuff. But most people, instead of just saying, hey, I don't really understand this stuff, go online and read one thing and then they think that that's the truth and they've figured it out because Pete Evans figured it out. I will simply inform myself by going online and it rules that you can have other people in positions of influence with huge audiences like Michelle Bridges and Jackie O' say, hey,

you know, he's just asking questions, he's interested in alternatives, he's just doing his own thing and nobody should be critical of him. And meanwhile, here's a story from the SPS about how apparently one in eight Australians believe that 5G is spreading coronavirus poll shows. That's such a high number. It's... That's really a lot. Crazy, right? I'm surprised at how many people I know have seen people that they know on their own Facebook spreading this kind of stuff.

Well yeah like all the 5G shit and everything. One in eight Australians believe that Microsoft founder Bill Gates is somehow responsible for the coronavirus and the 5G wireless network is to blame for spreading the disease. The same number of people believe the pandemic is being used to force people into getting vaccinations. Oh my God. The federal government has been forced to remind people that the claims are bogus and tampering with 5G towers is a criminal offence. Sure, yeah. Don't tour-touch our towers. So yes, this new essential poll has revealed a proportion of people who believe in coronavirus conspiracy theories.

One in five people believe that media and government are exaggerating the death told to scare people. One in five. Two in five think that the virus was engineered and released from a lab in the Chinese city of Wuhan, which the Prime Minister has repeatedly said there is no evidence to support. The same proportion of people rejected the theory while a quarter are unsure. Two out of five people are like this is a deliberate bio weapon to wipe us out. Yep.

That's fucking crazy. That's a huge proportion of people. Some of them think it was accidentally released. Oh, that's all right. Did. Two in five people are currently loading their their quarter the their their un sure. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their accidentally released. Oh, that's all right. Two and five people are currently loading their stock whip into their car and driving on their way to the Chinese embassy. Okay, so this next, the next sentence after this, right? So keeping in mind that two and five think the virus was engineered and released intentionally, or, well, released in some fashion from a Chinese lab, right?

An overwhelming majority of respondents, 77% said the outbreak in China was much worse than reported in official statistics. So they think China did this on purpose, but also that it is killing way, way, more Chinese people than are being reported? Yeah. Well, yeah, it's killing way more people than is being reported, but also that the death tolls are being exaggerated to scare people. Yes. Yeah, it's always- It's always cool with these sorts of things how you really don't have to fish around very far

to see a lot of overlap between two things that are basically exclusionary of each other. So that's pretty cool and it's just nice to know that we have, you know, so many people in our media like the, like the footy players. Like all the NRL players who apparently are just a big, a big cabal within the NRL of professional football players who are all like staunch anti-vaxes or whose wives are also all all staunch anti-vaxes and aren't vaccinating their kids and yeah and people get on the news and say well none of our kids have autism, so... Huh? Cool.

I did like there was a, there was a thing on the news that I sort of saw where it was, might have been Maddie Johns. And they said, he had something to say about this vaccination stuff. And I was like, oh oh no and instead he was saying yeah my my son is autistic and had been vaccinated and everything and he said so of course you know you start looking for information and you find some of this stuff and he said I kind of went down that rabbit hole and looked into it and it's just all a great big load of shit. It's just makes me really mad.

It was like a great big load of shit and it's based on you know barely anything some doctor ages ago who got himself disbarred for putting it all out there and everything and people have just spun the whole thing off from there no one has any evidence for it and it just sucks and I was like wow that was not what I was expecting. But was strangely relieved by. Yeah, that's a nice surprise. Yes, it's hard because obviously it's the kind of thing where, you know, very similar I think to discussions around like climate change,

where you can't like legislate saying, hey, saying that it's a hoax is just off the table at this point because that like that just feeds completely into the narrative of the government wants you to stop spreading the truth. They banned that plandemic video from Facebook which just led all these people to believe that it's a huge government conspiracy. It's been silenced. Being silenced. There's no much you can do about it. Yeah. Pretty cool. Pretty cool. So I think we're gonna have to segue. And that's a smooth segue. Yeah. And now we're doing a Segway.

Now, have you heard about segues? Because you're about to be in one. Segways are in the news at the moment. Oh. Oh. But instead it's time for Paging Dr. Lucy. Yeah. Hey, speaking of Paging Dr. Lucy, we are now doing that segment. We were just speaking about that.

Oh, that's incredible. Now that, buttery smooth, sickly. This is the old Paging Dr. Lucy. We take a look at the relationship advice section of Reddit. It's one of the worst places on the internet. And we tell you what people should or should not be doing as a result. So this one is entitled My, this is for a 19 year old female boyfriend, a 23 year old male, is an active 4chan member. Let's break up with them. You're done. You're done.

You could just end it there. Yeah, cut it off. My boyfriend is an active 4chan member and created a rating scale for women. She says, I know 4chan is full of stuff you can't take Sue seriously, but I just found this rating scale on his computer which was created by him. I am so fucking upset, but I am embarrassed to bring it up. I accidentally found it. I swear I did not intend to go through his data. I have my doubts that he is attracted to me if he views women like this.

I don't get why the hell it would collect pictures of gorgeous women and rate it. Why are men so obsessed with this idea? How am I supposed to keep this relationship this relationship this'm no more than a five or maybe six in his eyes according to a stupid scale? Now at this point I think we're going to have to explain the scale as it has been provided. So, um, let's see, nine out of ten we have a way too young Natalie Portman. Yes. I would say that this were that this Natalie Portman, to th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, I'm th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I'm th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, we have a way too young Natalie Portman. Yes. I would say that this were that this Natalie Portman to me looks like she is between the age that she's in in Leon the professional and the age that she's in in like episode, yeah,

episode one, which is like definitely under 18, right? Yes, and that is the only nine out of 10 on this scale. Oh, she, and she looks extremely like under 18 as well. She still has like that sort of wispy hairline and... Is that how you could date a human being by looking at a wispiness of the hairline? The wispiness. Wow, all this bones is really paying off for you. Teens do be having a wispy hair line. You got that right. I did it on my machine, my big bones machine.

So that's the only nine on the list. What else we got here? We've got, see, I cannot identify all of these women because I assume they're models. Yeah. I assume that some of them are like, so Megan Fox is an eight. It's Megan Fox in there. Who's that to the left of Megan Fox? That is a model. Yes. Yes. She's an eight. We've all seen what she looks like, right? No tens for this.

Well maybe he's trying to do like a, you know how the Richter scale doesn't have a maximum value because they don't know how big an earthquake could possibly be? So maybe he wants to leave a little bit of headroom for when a 10 comes along. You know? So it makes sense. It makes sense. Now way down in the sixes we have notorious brown bagger Emma Stone. I think, you know, it's hard for me to object to this without also ascribing to his own system of rating women. Not going to be gone into that. If you're going to indulge me for one second. Well, it's very simple, Ben. All women are tens.

Especially Emma Stone, who is maybe something of a super 10, if you will. But she's down there with the sixes. She's in the sixes. Real ugly bitches like Miranda Kerr. I'll say this if, um, I'll say this if like, what, how, how? Go on. Allison bringing the fives? I was going to say, I would assume based off this, that personality is not entering into this in any way. Oh, certainly not.

Hmm. Okay. All I can think about is how this man looks. And I feel like I can very much picture it. You know there's like a couple of like, images that have been the canonic photo of a computer guy as memes for like the last 20 years. It's like the one dude with the neck beard and the ponytail city's computer slightly unfocus. Yeah.

Yeah, it's a... So scale aside, I feel like this is just the prime example of why women should not, if you're under 25, just break up with your boyfriend because you've made a the the the the the the the the the the the the last........ Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. It's the th. Yes. Yes. Yes. It's th. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the last. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. It. It. It. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the the th of why women should not, should just break up, if you're under 25, just break up with your boyfriend because you've made a bad choice. As soon as you are concerned, as soon as you're concerned about anything. He's got Miranda Kerr as a six. And then, of course, going all the way down to the scrapings of the bottom of the barrel, the fives. Classic five, Live Tyler.

Young Alicia Silverstone. And of course, that plug ugly wench, Blake Lively. Blake Lively is a five. I would love to I would love to push this guy in front of Blake Lively at a Hollywood party and say, Tell her she's a five, bro. Show her the scale. Show her how she is half of a good-looking woman to you. It's just exactly like that tweet that's like, time to look for a perfect wife on the internet. Not Rianna, her forehead is too big. Why is too big.

Why is there a 20 year old photo of Sarah Michelle Geller in the bottom corner of this image? Well I'm assuming that it's for the same reason that, um, I'm assuming it's for the same reason that there is a picture of like tween Natalie Portman is because this is the point at which she is most attractive to him. Oh, it's before they've hit the Uggo age, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the the the the the the the the the the the the th, th, th, the, th, th, th, the th, th, th, the the the the the the the the the the the th, th, th, th, thi, thi, the, the, the, theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, the, the, the,the point of which she she is most attractive to him. Oh it's before they've hit the Ugo age which for women I believe is 25. Oh twenty-five. I'm gonna guess for this guy it's 18. It's definitely 18 for this guy. Oh dear. You definitely know that at least once in his life he said, actually it's a febophilia and it's... For sure, I think the most upsetting thing in this is like her response to this,

because she's 19 and when I was 19 my brain was malformed like a baby's brain when it came to dating men, which makes sense. She's like, I have my doubts he's attracted to me. If you've used to's not like my boyfriend's a fucking crazy horrible human being. It's just like, damn, I can't compare to her six Emma Stone over here. My like psycho boyfriend who was braiding women like pieces of meat might not like me anymore. Oh God, maybe he doesn't think I'm pretty. Maybe he craftily left this out for her to see. And then the next one's a picture of her that says ten on it. Damn. He loves me. Oh, I just, I can't, I cannot imagine the brain that it takes to go.

Well, time to, like, seeing a picture of a famous woman and going, well, time to plot this one on the... To plot this one, get out Photoshop, save a picture of it, put it on my little map. Put it on my little map. She said something I didn't like in an interview. You're getting downgraded to seven. You know? Oh know wonderful stuff men can't live with them you can live without them contrary to popular belief my god men are the worst and one of the men specifically was

the worst That man, Adolf Hitler. You know what? Fair enough. Country Roa- Take me home to the place. I belong. I belong. Bultene Kisser, Nation corner,

Robocrabbed Snipped my d'i. Can I just say, that is literally the first time that I've heard someone use the phrase, and that man was Adolf Hitler, where Adolf Hitler was actually the man being referred to. Ever, it was amazing. Oh, so it's a nature corner and time to talk about Adolf Hitler. With this story from... The most dangerous animal of all. One hand reared by Mr. Hitler.

I feel like calling him Mr. Hitler is a little too respectful. Mr. Hitler. I don't think I've ever heard of Mr. Hitler. Mr. Trump, you know when they do the same thing, like, Mr. Trump, sir, please delete this tweet. Mr. Hitler, please stop doing World War II. I must insist that you stop World War II immediately. So we got some sad news this week on the Animal Front or happy news depending on how you feel about Adolf Hitler's former pets.

An alligator believed to have once belonged to Adolf Hitler has died in the Moscow Zoo. The believed is doing a lot of heavy lifting in this leap. I've never heard about Hitler's alligator. We all know about his dog. German Shepherd. Although I would also say in the headline we have Adolf Hitler's pet and Pet is in quotes alligator dies in Moscow zoo and then the first line is an alligator believed to have once belonged to Adolf Hitler. Oh and then later in

the article I just call it a myth like it's later on they're like it wasn't his alligator like you can use scare quotes to just lie in headlines which is really fun cool I fucking was just looking at an article before where the fucking NBC put up this thing like brain coach used by Elon Musk three tips to learn anything faster and then there's one paragraph in here that says according to Musk his ideas sound sensible but he was not my or SpaceX's brain coach. I think he maybe gave a talk once, but they just left the headline as he is, even though he's not that.

Weird. Nice. The zoo said that the reptile called Saturn was around 84 years old when it died on Friday. Damn. the tellape satin was born in Mississippi in the US and was later gifted to the Berlin Zoo from which he escaped when it was bombed in 1943. Why did Hitler bomb it to make his escape? I've heard tell of a particularly evil alligator.

He must be mine. His whereabouts were unknown until 1946 when British soldiers found him and gave him to the Soviet Union. This is a statement from the Moscow Zoo. Almost immediately the myth was born that he was allegedly in the collection of Hitler and not in the Berlin Zoo. Now that seems to be putting paid to the idea that I guess sat in the alligator was a Nazi collaborator. I think it's a pretty rude thing to think it's a pretty rude thing to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to the to to to to to to to to to the the the to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the to be the the the the the the the the the the to be the the to be to be the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the Soviet the Soviet Union the Soviet Union the Soviet Union the Soviet Union thi.a. thi. thi. thi. thi. toe. toe. the toe. the to be me me to the idea that I guess sat in the alligator was a Nazi collaborator. I think it's a pretty rude thing to think.

He's had to live his whole life with people being like, that's Hitler's alligator. It's fucked up. Please, I'm just a regular alligator. Just a regular, snatched from my birthplace in Mississippi, sent overseas. Misunderstood. I feel bad for him. Bombed? Bombed, sent to Russia, called Hitler's alligator the whole time. Like, fuck you.

Fuck them. Just a regular alligator. Um, so, so even if you don't think, well, even if you do think that he was Hitler's alligator, the Moskazzo says, animals are not involved in war and politics and it is absurd to blame them for human sins. That's so true. I feel like that came out of the translation really nicely. They definitely chose the best wording for it. It's such a like... What's really blaming him for Hitler's actions? If that sentence was in a word of her song documentary, you like wood and blink and I had it. It's just so, it. It. It. It. It. It's just, it. It's just, it. It's just, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's just just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's like, it's just, it's like, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it. It. It. It. It. It. It. It is to to to to to to to to to to to to th. It's th. It's th. It's just th. It's just th. It's just th. It's just th. It's just th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that's thi. to to ue documentary, you like wood and blink and I had it. It's just so, just, it's beautiful. It is absurd to blame them for human sins.

That's quite a good word of hertongue. I am only know his voice from Jack Reacher. Sure. There's a, one of his documentaries, uh, the cavegotten Dreams, or something is about the like 30,000-year-old cave paintings, blah, blah, blah, but like the end of it is him try to draw this insane metaphor about a nearby alligator farm. And it's just like ends with him being like, these blind white alligators are staring at the future like us.

And you're just like... Okay, sure, fair enough, mate. white alligators are staring at the future like us. You're just like... Okay, sure, fair enough, mate. Go off, King. He is a wonderful man. Oh dear. Moskazu said it had the honor of keeping Saturn for 74 years and tried to look after him with maximum care and caution.

They noted that he was a picky eater and an excellent memory had an excellent memory of trusted keepers. You also loved a brush massage, brushy, brushy, brushy, you know? Oh, who wouldn't love to be brushing a big old alligator? Oh, he sounds nice. I hope it'll be very satisfying to brush an alligator. Yeah, I think so. Just make my pole extra long. Yeah, brushing it from 25 feet away, but think so. Just make my pole extra long. Yeah, brushing it from 25 feet away, but yeah.

Yeah. But if something was not to his liking, he could gnaw apart steel feeding tongs and concrete decorations. The cranky old fella. If the decorations were not to his liking? This is a fussy man. He likes what he likes. He liked what he likes what he likes. Hitler was of course portrayed as an animal lover in Nazi propaganda which often featured his beloved German shepherd blondie.

Now that dog, that dog was a fucking night. That was an evil dog. It's like a running joke in Daug 5 that everyone is like Starstruck when they see Hitler's dog. Oh my god, it's Hitler's dog! Pretty cool. Oh dear, and I think that that will do us for this week. Rest in peace to Saturn. Rest in peace, Saturn, poor besmirched alligator. We got a crime pass for this week?

Uh, you can bomb a zoo releasing all of the animals. Huh. Okay. Let them be free. Let them be free. It's where they belong. You cannot. It is absurd to blame them for human sins.

It is true. Release all the alligators from the Melbourne Zoo into the Yarra, you know? Let them out there. So yeah, if you want to write into the show about anything, let us know something. You can send an email to Mailbag at Buonto Vista.com. If you want to call something, leave a message on the hotline, Australian listeners can call 1, 8003175- American listeners can call the Sepo hotline [phone] and of course we are still keeping our bonus episodes free for crazy lockdown restrictions time although restrictions...

Coming to the end of it. Gotta make an executive decision soon. Can't just keep giving it away, you know. Oh, so you're the executive. Well, I was wondering about that. We're an executive team. That's so true. So, uh, so yeah, they are still unlocked for the moment. But there is an another series of podcast happening on the Patreon, which you can get to at Patreon.com slash Buntavista or if you just want to support the show. And hey maybe at some point we will lock them up again, you know? Well maybe we won't. Who knows? We have to figure out who's the executive first. We have to figure out who's the boss. Just also as a follow-up, Michelle Bridges was absolutely caught drunk driving so it's

not defamation from us. Had a child in the back seat, again not defamation. So she blew 0.089, which in Australia, nearly twice the limit, the limit, the limit, the limit, the tauilet is in the States. It's wild. Well, take that, Michelle Bridges, and we will see everybody else next week. Bye. Bye. She's just looking for alternatives to driving safely. Just exploring the options. I could drive sober and not crash my car, or I can get absolutely fucking tagged and run into a jewelry store. Just ask some questions. Just ask them questions.

Bye-bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Ben has found his place.