Boonta Vista - EPISODE 159: 737-Odd Lb-Ft of Torque

Episode Date: July 27, 2020

Andrew, Lucy and Theo are climbing into a warm, comfy electric vehicle and getting ready to confront the New World Order by bravely buying a sausage at the local hardware franchise. Also, in a very concerning development someone has armed the British monkeys. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [e-mail]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: boontavista.com/merchandise Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Akhan's mother has been forced to block dozens of calls after her ex-partner allegedly took her phone number and plastered on polls here around the CBD, telling people to call up and impersonate Chubaka for a chance to win $100. This would be the most childish breakup I've ever had. All he had to do was be mature and go, I don't love you anymore, I want to move on. The calls have been waking her and her three young children up at odd hours in the evening, and they're yet to stop.

I'm getting phone calls at really strange hours of the night, about one o'clock, to the toll thrown. I'm forced to call back the wannabe wookies and tear down that is. That is. That's how you do a break up, really, isn't it? It's king shit. That's how you do a break up, really, isn't it? It's king shit. I like the idea that you have to call the people back.

And be like the idea that you have to call the people back. And be like, please. Stop doing this. Sir, I have some bad news about the Chibaka competition. Oh man. Oh, welcome to Punta Vista. Episode 159. I'm Andrew and I'm standing at the border, crossing between New South Wales and Victoria, ready to confront the police with my magical words.

Standing just to my left, holding a Bible aloft in both hands. Pledging to use the power of Christ to disarm the police and the one world government is Lucy. Hi Lucy. Hi, actually the way to disarm the police, the magic word is definitely, it's a variety of slurs but it is, God is compelling me to say them, so. Yeah, that's when the cops go, oh she she's one of us. Yeah, finally. One of our kind. Oh boy. And standing to my right, preemptively greasing his own wrists in anticipation of the shackles that will soon be applied to them is Theo.

Hey, how you going? God also compels me, but me specifically to check every gun is properly inserted in its holster. Yeah. Just, you gotta grab it, th th th th to g to g out to ga to ga to ga to ga to ga to ga to ga to ga. to ga. to ga. to ga. to ga. to ga. to to to to to to to to to to to to tho. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. tho. tho. tho tho tho the the tho the the tho tho. tho. the tho. tho. thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. toe. toe. the. to check every gun is properly inserted in its holster. Yeah. Just you gotta, you gotta grab it and give it a good shake. Give it a good shake. See if it doesn't come out, you're good. If it doesn't come out, you just, you put both hands up and you wink at the cop. And you go, good on you.

It's in there. All present and accounted for, b's in there. Yep. That's right in their prudent account for, buckled in properly. Thank you, officer. Yes, folks, as we heard on that recording at the start of the show, which I believe is from like a nine local news. It sure looked like it. It's one of the only things that has made me happy in the past six months. Oh, I love that that's the pace of the local news, you know?

Oh, have you been getting any weird phone calls? Yeah, we'll send a crew down. That's exactly what local news is like. Having grown up in the country where you've got that, got that prime and win news, it's so good. It's just like asking a guy down the street, what's been going on with him. I love it. The show my wife, Eleanor, is she is undergoing a free to air television renaissance. She is loving it and she cannot get enough. Just she's in the other room right now watching Bachelor in Paradise. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, it's right.

It's good actually. Freeda to air TV is good again. We got like a free trial of YouTube TV, which has like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th. th. th. Like, th. Like, th. Like, th. Like, th. Like, th. Like, the, the, like, like, like, like, like's good actually. Free to air TV is good again. We got like a free trial of YouTube TV which has like you can watch the free to air TV on there. And it's actually really good because you just get to throw the TV on and just enjoy whatever garbage is on. You don't have to think about it. You can watch a garbage movie or you can watch a bunch of local news which is very enjoyable. See that's that'sto her is the don't make me choose what I'm looking at I think she's definitely a person who looks at something like a Stan or a Netflix or whatever and just you know that whole scroll aimlessly for 20 minutes and then you put on diehard again kind of like it and then you turn it off and you put on something else you don't have to do that free to air TV. You've got limited choices and you just have to take what you're given.

Yep. It's freedom of that. I do find myself telling my kids about like yeah, um, it used to be that there was there were shows on that were the that. There were the th th th th th th th th th tho th tho tho tho th tho th th th th th th tho tho tho tho th. the the the the the the the the th. the the the the thr the. th th th th th th th. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. wait until like 730 p.m. on Wednesday when it was on and they don't get that They will never understand it. They won't understand beautiful fools Yeah, sometimes sometimes we'll put on ABC kids just the channel. Yeah, you just leave that shit on it's great. Well, yeah, and they're like, oh, well, what about this? And we're like, no, no, no, no, no, you just Just whatever's going. That's what you. Yeah. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You just, you. You just, you. You just, you th. You just, you th. You just, you th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they don't th. th. th. th. th. th. they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't get. they don't get. they don't get. they don't get. they don't get. they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. th. th. th. th. th. they're th. they're they don't get they don't get they're they're they're they're they're they're like, oh, well, what about this? And we're like, no, no, no, no, you just, just whatever's, whatever's going. That's what you get. You just sit there now. Sit there and just, you don't have to do nothing more. Let it wash over you, you know. So yes, much like that beautiful story, which I will note, they were doing a good job of trying to frame the story as like, you know, an aggrieved working mother.

It was like, mother of three being woken up at all hours and the night. It's like, no, no, no, no, let's talk about how funny it is, please. Let's not make this about, about gender. Let's make this about going to the effort. It's a lot of effort. I feel like that would appreciate a breakup like that because it would make me feel like he really like did care, you know? Yeah, you're like, ah, fuck, he got me again.

Yep, got me on the way out, you know? There's no, yeah, you can't argue with it. You can't be like, damn, what a waste of time. Instead, you are forced to look at the hundreds upon hundreds of voicemail messages backing up in your phone, all to be greeted by the next person, pretending to be Chubakar and saying, can I have $100? And you have to say, you got me. You got me good. That's right.

So, speaking of people recording themselves doing absolutely dog shit stupid stuff and then willingly broadcasting it. It's been a week for it. It's been a hell of a week for it. I know that America has their own issues. I mean when it comes to the coronavirus pandemic. They are currently hitting 1,000 deaths a day. And I'm going to, when it comes to the coronavirus pandemic, they are currently hitting 1,000 deaths a day. And I'm going to be the first to say, that's too many. It's definitely too many. Don't love it. It's bad. It's bad. And we have spoken about how looking from a far, or in Lucy's case, from the edge. Still pretty afar. I'm a far enough for it to be comfortable. Yeah, yeah. Or in Lucy's case, from the edge.

Still pretty afar. I'm afar enough for it to be comfortable. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, looking from afar, it's kind of hard to see where the turning point's gonna be. You're all real smug, aren't you? It's coming. Well, we were. We were until this week.

Victoria has of course become the pariah state of Australia, posting record numbers every day. I believe there were 500 new cases today, number of deaths. Over 500 I think. Yep. It's not good. It's all bad. But the narrative that we are starting to see come out in the news over the last week is people freaking out. the threaten out about being asked. to the the today. the the the the the the the the their. their. their their. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their to to to to to to their to to to their their to to to to to to to be. to to to be to be. to be. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. We. their. We were. We were. We were. their. We were. today. today. today. today. today. We were. today. today. today. We were. today. today. today. today. their. their. their that we're starting to see come out in the news over the last week is people freaking out about being asked to wear masks because Victoria has now mandated if you are outside and going anywhere you need to be wearing a mask and you will be fine if you don't. Because I think that's just what they're doing.

They're saying, hey, this is getting out of hand, let's try and get a handle on it. We will not be closing the casino the casino the casino the casino the casino the casino the casino, the casino, the casino, the the the the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi people thi people thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, is thi people people thi, is thi, is thi, is people thi, is people thi, is people thi, is people people people people people people people people people people people people people th th th th th th th th th, is people people people people people people people people th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, th th thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, is thi, is thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi're doing. They're saying, hey, this is getting out of hand. Let's try and get a handle on it. We will not be closing the casino, but you have to wear a mask. So this has bought out a fun and colorful cast of characters, basically. It's brought out your Pete Evans type people. A fun coalition of, I would say, like like anti-vaxes, people who think COVID-19 isn't real anyway. Just a real cocktail of all the worst things thrown together. Yeah, and then you mix that up with a big healthy dose of Sovereign citizen Facebook poster. Uh-huh. Yeah.

Yeah. So, when I went on the Q&O Anonymous live stream recently, great fun. Obviously, you should be listening to their podcast, Q&O anonymous, and check me on Twitch. They're very nice. You have to learn about Q&On, but it'll be worth it. Very nice, boys. If you can, if your psyche is strong enough to learn about Q& on but it'll be worth it. Very nice boys if you can if your psyche is strong enough to withstand what dear friends put themselves through. That's right and I'm on there sometimes and it makes me suffer and you can suffer with me so. Yeah so yeah I did this stream a little

while ago and we were watching an Australian clip of this guy you know doing a dash cam of himself driving to Victoria to yell at the cops. And then he's saying on the thing he's like, you know, you stay behind me, I know exactly how to disarm the police, I know what to do and how to handle it, everything. So I'm going to go down there and talk to them and say, you know, remember if the police talk to you, you say I have have the the th not the th not the their their their their their their their their their their their their their, I have their, I have their, I have not their, I have not their, I have not their, their, their, their... their. their. I'm their. I'm, their. I'm, their. I'm, their. their. their. their. I's. their. their. I's. I's. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I's. I. I's. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the the the te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. their. their. their. the the to go down there and talk to them and say, you know, remember if the police talk to you, you say, I have not committed a crime and blah blah blah. And of course, at this point was, I believe, a combination of Q and Q&O and coronavirus-related stuff. What absolutely blew my mind as I was watching this on the stream was the realization that this guy who was, had just got into his car with someone else and was and and and and and and and th. and th. and th. and th and th and th and th and th and this on the stream, was the realization that this guy who was, had

just got into his car with someone else and was talking about how they were, you know, sworn in under General Michael Flynn as one of his digital soldiers. And traveling to Victoria in order to confront the police. Is that he was filming this like around Brisbane somewhere. He was in like Queensland. Okay. And I went, wait, this dude is gonna drive like 24 hours away. It's gonna... It's a long drive. Yeah, like my, my family, I got a lot of extended family in Brisbane and so we did the Christmas holidays drive from like Camber to Brisbane every year and that's a healthy kind of 18 hours you know with some breaks and all that sort of stuff my folks would like drive right through

the night and everything and Melbourne is like another six or seven hours past Camber. You know? It's a long way. We did that drive on my year-ninth school camp. We went from Melbourne to Queensland and it was very long. Very, very long and that guy did that also that he could get down there and say to the police, hey, hey you don't have any authority to do this and they said, please shut up sir. Anyway, um, and that was kind of... and then he posted that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that the the the the the th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. thin thin thin thin thin thin. thin. thin. to to to to to to to to to to to thin. to thin. to the. thooooo the the the the, sir? Anyway, um, and that was kind of... And then he posted that video, you know? Yeah. Anything else, sir?

Um, and that guy, shockingly enough, has cropped up in the videos this week talking about how the police don't have the authority to make you wear a mask. Now, one of the ones that kicked all of this off this week was, now I should note that a lot of these videos are getting dug up and posted to Twitter from Facebook. By friend of the show Cam Smith, you can find him on Twitter at Sexenheimer. Which is a good handle. And there's some young evangelical Christian influence around there, posting a video of herself going through one of the checkpoints. And what gets me with this stuff is how much all of the language really makes me think of all the sovereign citizen stuff.

Yeah, I saw that one. That's exactly what I thought of. Well, let's take a listen. Yeah. And I'll let you know what's going on as we go through here. All right. How's it going? Where the filming? Let's do it. Let's take them down. Let's take them down. This is my first time. You're off. Let's take them down.

Thanks, mate. Crossing herself three times. Why do they all have this accent? She's crossing herself, she's doing the heavenly father thing. I'm only doing this so I can, you know, stand up for not only my own rights, but the rights that is given my brothers and sisters here on her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her her the thing thing thing thing thing th earth, so please give me strength to carry this out. Crossing herself another three times here and pulling up to her police the checkpoints. She has pages full of written notes here. One inch. She's wearing a hat in the car by the way. She looks ridiculous.

Like a fucking influencer. Got a mini-nose. Got a mini-nose. Police checkpoint. Here we go. Good we go. Good day mate. Good. Good.

Um, thanks. You can hear me today. You can hear me fine. That's fine. Um, reasons for traveling. Ha! Have I disturbed the peace today? Have I disturbed the peace? No. What does that reason why Have I disturbed the peace? No.

No. Well, I don't need to tell you that I don't know you. Okay. Where have you come from today? I don't need to answer your questions. No. Have I committed a crime? Have I committed a crime?

Have I committed a crime? Have I committed a crime? Thank you. This is the worst part. This is the most embarrassing. Haha! Fucking, yes! Oh my God! I feel so good! Oh, ha ha! Yes!

Thank you! Well done. Oh, my God. Smoke a cigarette or something. Fucking grow up. It makes me so angry how excited she is. So like, immediately people have identified this person because she's posted this shit to like Instagram or Facebook or whatever.

And then people have also immediately confirmed that the cops just find it. Straight afterwards. They just went, oh you just showed up, wouldn't say where you were traveling to and drove off in your car that is registered to you. Have one fine. And so there's been this whole spate of videos of this stuff. And like, it's similar in some ways to like you know videos that you see of people like freaking out in stores and stuff in the US except that usually a bystander is filming those usually someone is like

oh some really embarrassing shit is kicking off. Yeah usually it's someone else holding the get a load of this guy cam. Yes, yes, 1,000 percent. Except that all of these people are holding their own get a load of this guy cam. Because they're all so convinced that they are completely correct, that they are, you know, completely righteous. And also, I think the big takeaway here is they are all convinced that they are the that they are that they are that the the that they are the the the that they are, you know, completely righteous. And also, I think the big takeaway here is, they are all convinced that they are doing this as a way of educating their followers on social media as to how they too can circumvent the law. And it's really dumb.

It's really very dumb. There's been a series of videos of people posting of themselves going into Bunnings, the hardware store, and Bunnings now have a requirement in Victoria that you must be wearing a mask and sanitize your hands if you come into the store, which is fine as is, you know, established under law if a store, like a store is private property. That's it. That's the whole...

Yeah, they can enforce whatever they want. Yeah, it's the whole start and the end of it right there. A store is private property and they absolutely have the right to say, a condition of service is that you wear a mask and disinfect your hands. And if you don't want want want want want want want the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their th. their th. th. th. th. th. tho, tho, their their thoom, the store, the store, their their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the store, the store, the store, the store, the store, the store, the store, the store, the store, their tho, tho, tho, to to toooooooomorrow, too.oomorrow, to say a condition of service is that you wear a mask and disinfect your hands And if you don't want to do it fine fucking Jog on and so it's all these people posting videos themselves like say this lady You're gonna love this the other you need a medical certificate if you guys aren't wearing a last I actually don't need a medical certificate if you refer to the DHAT. No I'm allowed to do this and you're discriminating against me. We're all just trying to all be in this together.

We all have to wear a mask. All in what? I actually don't. And you're not authorized by the Australian government to even question me about it. It's a condition of entry of us for us as a woman. Then that's discrimination discrimination discrimination discrimination discrimination discrimination sued personally for discriminating against me as a woman. We're not discriminating against anyone. You are. It's not.

It's an unlawful condition of entry. Yeah. Therefore, that exposes you personally and bunnings to being sued for discrimination because it is in breach of the 1948 Charter of Human Rights to discriminate against men and women. We're not trying to discriminate. Could you please stop filming? No I'm not going to stop filming because this is my evidence against you, you and bunnings for discriminating against me as a woman. We're not, we're not, you are. You totally are.

If you take out your phone and look up the Department of Human Services and have a look at the conditions of wearing a mask, I don't even have to have this conversation with you because you're not authorized by the Australian government to even question me. Yet you are standing here having this entire conversation. I love people's complete misunderstanding of laws. Oh man, yeah there was another one of a lady in like a lady in a car park talking to the police officer who is very patiently trying to explain to her the concept of an offense. She just keeps going, have I committed a crime? Have I committed a crime?

I saw that one, am I under arrest? And he's like, if you don't comply with what I'm doing, then I will have to arrest you. It very reminiscent of, do we all remember that video of the anti-Vaxa lady in the park, like in America, winding up the cops for ages and ages until like arrest me, arrest me, and he's like, all right, let's go. Yeah, it's such a tough balance being anti-cop, but also strongly anti these people, and I want to see them get owned. Yeah, I mean, we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we wee we wee we don't we don't we don't we don't we don't we don't we don't we don't we don't we don't we don't we don't we don't we don't th th th, we don't them get owned. Yeah, I mean we don't particularly want police to be doing this stuff at the borders and taking you

know a public health thing into their hands but also don't be a huge freak as as well like I would hate to be you know earning minimum wage at Bunnings and then some fucking person comes in and being like, you know, well actually I think you'll find that by the Magna Carta, you know, you're actually not allowed to be doing this and I have the right to load you into a trebashay and you just got like, just don't be a huge, huge weirdo. Yes, private property is bullshit, but you're also kind of, that's where you are at the moment. So, I'm just gonna say that perhaps the systems are gonna be torn down from inside of a bunnings. In like the rat poison aisle.

And look, like we said, we're all very, you know, plenty, anti-cop. And we would all prefer for the police to not be like administering any kind of fines in the same way that we would prefer that they not be like locking down public housing towers and hassling people about that and everything. But, like, the police wouldn't need to be involved if you weren't deliberately driving to the border to try and test if you could get across. If you weren't deliberately going into stores and filming yourself, fucking hassling the staff there.

Like do a real crime, do a useful crime. It's pathetic. If you're really willing to go to jail, like make it something worth it, not so you can fucking drive across the border into Victoria. Do a sexy money heist. Yeah. Oh look, I'm sure that, like, this is the thing that gets me. I'm sure that all of these people are absolutely convinced that they are, they are doing this to protect other people's rights, you know, they're doing. And of course there is the massive overlap with people who think that all of

this is a hoax. Yes, that's the problem. Yeah because you wouldn't be doing this if you believed that you were at risk of contracting COVID. And so what you get is just people posting themselves on Facebook going, is it a crime to cough directly in a child's face? Probably? I don't know? I feel like maybe it should be. I just work here. Yeah, and that's, I think that's the big thing that we can all agree with.

Leave the fucking staff alone. Yeah, stop fucking with people. I know, right. You don't need to. It's not that hard. This. This. This. T. T. T. T. T. T. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th., you don't need to. Just it's not that hard. This is really frustrating for me because we've been wearing masks here for months and Australia is just coming around on it and even I've still talked people in my family that are like well I thought masks didn't work. That's not true. There's like loads of studies out there that masks very much work and they've been working here in Hawaii specifically for quite a while, please wear a mask. And I just, it's not that difficult. Like it's a very simple thing that you can do and I don't understand being so outraged by it. It makes no sense.

I agree with the general proposition that this type of thing is just like the ultimate manifestation of privilege in whatever form. I think it's a very, um, I think it'll, um, I think it'll be a simple thing. I, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like a simple thing, like, like, like, like, like, it a simple thing, it a simple thing, it a simple thing, it a simple thing, it a very a simple thing, it a simple thing, it a simple thi, type of thing is just like the ultimate manifestation of privilege in whatever form. I think in a lot of cases it's a it's a manifestation of like much more so in Australia than anywhere else and obviously that's the only thing I can speak to. But you know looking at all of these people that they're all like perfectly secure in their lives you know. None them are like none of them are quitting their jobs because they were asked to wear a mask they're all deliberately taking themselves down to fucking bunnings for some reason bunnings is the

direct effects of this yeah apparently they're all they're all like deliberately taking themselves out to travel somewhere just to try and make some kind of point. This isn't something where, you know, someone's just been trying to do their normal job and they've been forced and hassled into doing this thing or threatened with losing their job otherwise or anything. These are all people who have set out to make a big point of this. Here's another one. Also from Bunnings for some reason. So I have my pots. I have my shovels which is what I came here for. And we'll be approaching the counter now to see if they'll accept my money.

So I'll just I'll just pause this for a second to say this lady has just said to see if they will accept my money because a lot of stores have said we want you to do contactless pay. Oh I see. We want you to pay you. Want you to pay with your card, ideally, to just tap on a thing. Some stores have said we won't be accepting cash at the moment. And again, for a place like Bunnings, which Australians will not stop going to under any circumstances. But like, Bunnings is one of the very few places that I've been out to because sometimes I'll need something to fix something at the house or whatever. And it's always just fucking packed. Always packed.

Like even at the height of everybody being freaked out about everything. We're going to do something at home. Well that's the thing everybody's like I'm confined at home I'd better do a shitload of renovations. Just masturbate like a normal person. Yep. And so, places like that that are having a huge amount of traffic through the store have been saying, hey, we would prefer to not have you handing us stuff. So please just use your card instead.

So this lady have said, I'm going to see if they will accept my money. This is about being a cashless society and there's a whole another tho tho what happens. Let's see what happens to the system of corruption. We'll go over to the information desk everybody, Australia, we'll go over to the information desk and we'll see what happens okay to this killer virus and it's a gender. Remember this is about your control it's about your compliance it's about silencing you. That's what it's about. Ma'am this is a Bunnings. Why do they all have this theater kid accent where they're like, uh, it's all about your compliance, it's all about

silencing you. Come on, you don't talk like that. They also all have the thing of like they're doing a video, so they all have to be filling the space the whole time. So I'm heading to the cash register. And we'll see, and they just fucking drag everything out, but like... Heading up to the self-serve register, see if we can challenge the UN's grip on society. So we'll ring up this bag of sugarcane mulch. What is the agenda here? Well, in this lady's case, I would say that she thinks it's a one-world society.

Yes. It's a very much a Bill Gates is making you use 5G cashless payments form of agenda. Cashless payments, that's a form of microchipping and they're also going to put us all in a burker. Well, I mean, yeah, it's all the people who think that um, that Bill Gates wants to be involved with the vaccination so that he can the the the the they they they they they they they they they they they they they can they they can they can they they they they they they they they they they they they they thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the the the the the the the the the the thi. thi. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the thi the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi wants to be involved with the vaccination so that he can microchip people as they get their vaccination. He did a fucking interview the other day where Bill Gates got asked, hey are you going to microchip everybody and he was like, no. No. He would say that though. Exactly, exactly. The people who are freaks about this stuff are just like, yeah of course. Of course that's what Bill Gets say. No, that's. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi they they they they they they they they they they The people who are freaks about this stuff are just like, yeah, of course.

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He wants you to listen to a Zoom on the way there and there and there and there and there and there and there and there and there and there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there there way there and back. Well that's the other thing is like it's like he's not even fucking interested in Microsoft anymore is he? He's been out of that shit for years. Yeah. It's his whole thing is just busy with the fucking microchips. Not the microchip thing. Doing his charity vaccinating people so they don't die of polio or whatever. That's the worst thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing you thing you thing you thing you th thing thing thing thing th thing th th th th th th th th th th th th thi the thi thi the thi thi the thi thi thi. thi. thi thi thi. the thi. the the thi. thi. thi. It's like thi. It's like thi. It's thi. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's the the the the the the the the th. the th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi's thi. thi. thi. thi. thi's like the thi's like the the thi's like the the thi. thi's like thi's like thi. die of polio or whatever. And that's the worst thing you can do. It's the worst thing you do. It's all about control. It's about controlling you.

It's fucking people. I don't know. They just, they just, every fucking video that I look at it, they seem to be exclusively upper class white people who have driven themselves insane with Facebook. Now that's what gets me about. Well yeah, like... Really makes them crazy. I... the thing that I take away from this, right? Is, um, number one, it's just such a reflection of the self-importance of every one of these people.

Every one of these people thinks that they are like on some literal crusade. They think that they are at the vanguard of some type of resistance against you know a terrifying new world order. Because we're all the protagonists of reality. Yeah yeah exactly. But I think the other thing that's kind of apparent once you watch you know a dozen of these things is that everybody everybody, everybody is thi, exactly, exactly, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thin thin thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thi thin, thi thin, thi thi thi thi thi the other thing that's kind of apparent once you watch, you know, a dozen of these things, is that everybody is trying to act as a protagonist, but at the same time, they are all trying to educate each other. So every one of these people does their video with the air of someone who just read the instructions on somebody else's Facebook post. And you can see videos like that on Cam's page of like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, their, their, their, their, thi, their, their, thi, thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is thi, is video on somebody else's Facebook post.

And you can see videos like that on Cam's page of like, there's some mothucker at home in his house and he's got a whiteboard behind him and he's like giving you the whole spiel of how to go into a shop and fuck with the person in the store. Like he's, he's talking about how, you know, oh, go in and like you have to confront them. Don't make it unpleasant or whatever, but you kind of do have to have to get in their face about it. It's like, do you? Could you not perhaps? No, just do what libertarians have done until time, untoled and buy like 40 acres of swampland. And go and live there with a solar panel and a set of batteries and just accept otherwise that society has to have something?

Some sort of like construct to stop you from being a weirdo all of the time? Yeah, ideally. All right, here he is. Here's the whiteboard man. He's going to explain to you this is how to go into a store and confront someone about being asked to not facilitate the spread of the virus that is killing. Great, finally. Thank you. Thousands and thousands of people. So you walk in and the employee insists on something, perhaps it's the mask. Okay? We're getting to that place.

Unless you've got a mask, you can't be in here. You just say, listen, I understand the situation we're in. Pull out your phone straight away. I encourage you straight away. You're going to have to help them, you put them on the back foot, but respectfully by making it very clear you're not just having a conversation between two people it's now being recorded for the court okay and say to them I like to give them a little

bit of notice because nobody if you pulled a knife out of your pocket for example everybody had panic but then you go to buddy your bread and everybody's like oh that was a bit of our reaction. Genius. Ah, I see. I see. It's like all the times that you pull a gun out and point it at someone, and they freak out. Don't worry, don't worry, it's just for when I take you to court. This is, I know you want to react negatively to this, but it's just for when I sue you personally. I love that they all have this American ideal of like when someone annoys you that you sue them. Yeah, the lady in Bunning saying like you have become personally

liable for me to sue you. Like imagine trying to take that case to court and say, um, Dave from Bunnings is personally responsible to me because I went in there and he enacted his store's policy. You know, I mean it's, it's, it's Bunnings, it's not new. You get a fun day in court and that lady would be paying for your court costs. I would love to know how many of these people, like, you have to assume that all of them would like challenge the fines and stuff that they're getting from the cops. c. c. c. the court, the court, the court, the co co co co, the co, the co, the co, the co, the co, the co, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to say, to say, to their, and to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their, to their, their, their, and their, their, and their, their, their, and their, and their, and their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, to their their, their their, the have to assume that all of them would like challenge the fines and stuff that they're getting from the cops. Probably, yeah.

And then you go in and represent yourself. I would love a reality show that's just that. Stand up and say I do not recognize the authority of this court. I think you'll find on the three flag poles in front of Bunnings. Each flag has the three flag poles in front of Bunnings. Each flag has the gold trim. Now that's for the Bunnings Admiralty. I'm pretty sure. I'm no legal scholar, but I'm almost certain that people who have gone into a court and said I do not recognize the authority of this court are like batting a thousand in success, right? They've, that's all gone perfectly for them.

You can't argue with it, it's one of those things, like, it's like watching the TV show suits where Harvey Spector just fucking nails it, you know? That's what you do when you say that you don't recognize your authority. Get up there and like you god damn, you're a damn the truth. And then the judge goes, fuck. And he like tosses his gavel and walks out. Gotta let this one go to. He knows that he doesn't have to recognize the authority of the court.

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Immediately annihilating your skull? Or do you think they're going to go, what? That's what they want? They want to be a martyr for this ridiculous cause absolutely but I think we can all safely say if we have ever worked a job of that type the answer in that situation is you're gonna go fuck yeah and then you just go back to what you were doing like I remember I remember I used to work as like an ushia for Ticketech when I was a teenager. And yeah, they would just like... Did you bring your like long sleeve button-up shirts or did they provide them?

Oh yeah, you needed your own shirt and you needed your own clip on bow tie. Luckily you had many of these in your closet. And so sometimes something would happen like someone would get to the front of the line and then just run past you without a ticket like threw into the venue and immediately disappear into the crowd and you would go, huh. Anyway, and go back to what you were doing. Like uh, I do, I do remember working at a show and it was Tool playing in the Camber Theatre. Wow, that's one of the most depressing sentences I've ever heard.

Well, it was not, like, because the Camber Theater is not the biggest venue in the world, right? I don't think I've been there, actually. It's, oh, I've seen many depressing acts at the Camber Theater. But, But it's like two-thirds seating and like a not that big floor area when everything's moved out of there, you know? So, but they had also sold this place out for tool. And so I'm working on this thing, you know, you rip everybody's tickets at the door and then you go and stand inside so that if somebody comes through and is like, I need to get to my seat, you can say, I have a torch, let me show you to your seat. So instead I'm working to this thing, everybody's, you know, the top two like standing in the stairwell. Was this seated?

Was this tool concert seated? You know how people love to sit down and watch several hours of tool. Yes. The other thing you had to do is if there was someone standing around like on the concourse or the stairs, you had to go up and say, sorry, you got to sit down. It's a fire hazard for you to stand in the stairs. And so I'm here at this fucking tool show. Tools start, everybody, the entire audience, immediately stands up out of their seats and just streams down towards the floor and just bottlenecks in the aisles and

on the concourse and si, standing up watching the show. And my boss at the time goes, hey, get those people to sit down. We're talking like the whole, the whole venue. Everybody has immediately stood up and tried to get down the floor. My boss is like, go on. And I was like, you want me to get this whole? You want me to get all these people to sit down, huh? And she's like, yes I do. And I walked up and an and and and and and an and an and an and tap and the and tap and tap and tap and tap and tap and tap and tap and tap and tap and tapped and the the the tapped and the the the the th and th'll get all these people to sit down, huh? And she's like, yes I do.

And I walked up and tapped this dude on the shoulder who was at the back of this massive crowd. And he turned around and I went, excuse me, can you please sit down? And he said, no. And I said, okay. And I turned around. And went back to my boss and was like, I guess that's that's the end the end the end the end that's the end that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's what. that's what. that's what. that's what. that's what. the the the that's what. the that's what. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. was like, I guess that's the end of that. And that's what happens when you're getting paid not that much to do a kind of bullshit job. And somebody's like, oh, I'm gonna break the barrier. I'm gonna go against the rules and you say, cool, they're paying me $16 an hour.

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That's my promise to you. You know, if I was going to take a drive over the border, an illicit drive, I'd like to crawl into a special kind of vehicle. Theo. Has the existence of any special new vehicles come to light this week? You know how we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho, tho, and we'll tho, and the, and the, and we'll the, and the, and we'll tho, and we'll tho, and we'll th. th. And we'll th. And we'll th. And we'll th. And we'll th. And we'll th. And we'll th. And we'll th. And we'll, and we'll, and we'll, and we'll th. And we'll th. And we'll th. And we'll th. And th. And th. And th. And the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the. theanananananan' will theanan'eananan't theananan't theananan'ean't that the new vehicles come to light this week? You know how we're always trying to stay on the forefront of tech trends, tech happenings, geek toys, tech... Oh yeah.

We love geeking out over tech here. Yeah. I love to think geek. And all of that, I'm getting buy a raspberry pie to make it blink. You did just buy a raspberry pie. I did just, fuck. I'm sorry, what? Well, it doesn't matter. Explain to Lucy what a raspberry pie? It's a small computer that you can't do anything with. Okay. It sounds like a sex thing. Is it basically just the guts of a computer that can then be like modularized? Yeah, it's like the guts of a phone almost that you can run Linux on.

Is this like an Android thing where the names of the the iOS are ridiculous food names? Is that what's happening here? Yeah. But there's only one of them. It's just Raspberry Pie. Okay. Fine. But we're not here to to the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to the the the to the to the the the the the the the guts the the guts the guts the guts the guts the guts the guts the guts the guts the guts the guts the guts the guts of the guts of a the guts of the guts of the the guts of the the the the guts the the guts the guts the guts the the the guts the the the guts the the the the the the guts. the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus that's thus thus that's thus thusus thusus. I that's the the the the thususus. It one of them. It's just, it's just raspberry pie. Okay. Fine, but we're not here to talk about raspberry pie. We're here. No, we're not. What are we here to talk about? We're here to talk about the ebusy.

This is from car scoops. The ebusy. It's a modular EP. EV with just 20 HP but with an astounding 737 pound foot of of talk. Love to be pounded in the ebusy. So this is a... I'm sorry, it's like Russell Crow's band 737 pound foot of talk. This is out of Germany. It was out of Germany.

It has plans to bring it. This is electric brands has plans to bring its eye-catching e-busy to the market next year. Now hold on, Theo. I'm, I fear that there may be people listening to this who are not, who don't spend too much time on the internet. Okay. Firstly, I assume it's meant to be e-busy. Yes. Although we could certainly get into bussy versus busy.

I feel like it's too late to change it. It is too late. We've pronounced it one way. I assume that's how they intended it. So Lucine, in internet parlance, can you please explain to the people at home what a, what a bussy is? Well, we understand a bussy to be. I I I I I I I I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi that's thi that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the. It's the. It's the. It's the. It's the. It's thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thsy to be. I mean it's a boy pussy, right? It's pretty straightforward. They just changed the letter and pussy with a B.

Yeah, that's about it. Yep, that's the sum of it. That's straight up. We've signed it up. But to then take an electric vehicle and mark it as, the e-busy. There's no way you can't know. You could just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is th. It is th right th. It is th right th right th. It is th. It is th. It is th. It is th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th and market it as the ebusy. There's no way you can't know. You could just search the word bushy. Just once. Just type it into the English version of Google. Okay, so the intriguing ebusy.

Come on. Is underpinned by an electric platform, it's fully modular, so you can transform it into a bunch of different shit. There's 10 different body styles, so on and so forth. It's very affordable with a basic model priced at just 18,000, I assume that's US dollars. Prices of course vary depend on the body style selected for your ebusy. That's true. Whether or not your ebusy can go off road.

Oh, so hold on, let me just read that back. The most expensive variance is the ebusy off-road camper. I love getting just wet and muddy in my ebusy. Uh-huh. But you guys are here for the tech specs though, I mean, that's why we're going to get into the tech corner. So that all ebusy models come with a tiny 10 kilowatt-hour battery pack that is apparently good for 200 kilometers of range.

Driving the wheels are an in-hub electric motor to produce just 20 horsepower but at the same time an impressive 737 pound foot th th th th th th th th th th th th th th of th of tow toc toc toc toc toc toc of toc of toc of toc of toc. I toc. I toc. I toc. I toc. I th th th th th thorough thorough the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. That th. That th. That's the. the. theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. the. the. the. the. the. 20 horsepower but at the same time an impressive 737 pound foot of torque. So while it does like it slow the ebusy does absolutely yank with gorilla grip talk. It looked great I would love to climb into a warm ebusy. Stay out of the elements, you know? It's a, it's actually an adorable vehicle. It's very cute.

You've got a cute ebusy. Looks like it's got a little face on it. It's nice. Oh, how many people can you pack into that thing? What a beautiful story. Oh my goodness. Very distracted by that. Same. Have you got it?

Has anybody got any puns that will get out of the system or anything before we move on? I've got nothing. I'm fine. It wasn't funny at all. It's just a calm article about tech specs of the new e-pussy. That's right. Anyway, speaking of going off road, it's time for Nature Corner. to the place I belong, Boltonyster, Nature Corner, rubber crab, sniffed my dear. Yes, we're here in Nature Corner, again as always a beautiful theme made for us by our very own patrons who gathered in a dank corner of the Discord server.

They paid us to make that. And we salute them for it. So we got a bit of important news. This is the kind of news that you come to this podcast form. It does unfortunately come from the Daily Mail UK. And to them we say our strong, fuck you. I think that's fair, right? Yeah. The Daily Mail? Yeah, cool. But they always bring us the Nature Corner stories, and I have to appreciate that. So animal keepers at a safari park in Merseyside believe that some visitors are arming baboons with tools such as knives, screwdrivers, and a chainsaw to wreak havoc on parked cars. You've got to look up, if you're listening, you need to look up the picture to this story

because it's beautiful. The baboons at Noseley Safari Park have been known to rip off windscreen wipers and wing mirrors from the cars of visitors. What kind of Safari Park are you keeping here? Are they just allowed out? Like... I think that's the point of a safari, right? you drive through it? Like.......... Like? Like? Like? Because, like? Because, th? Because, th? Because, th? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It? It's, th. It's, th, th, th, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's it's, it's, it's, it's it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's beautiful. It's beautiful. It's beautiful? It's beautiful? It's beautiful? It's beautiful? It's beautiful? It's beautiful? It's beautiful? It's beautiful? It's beautiful? It's beautiful? It's beautiful? It's kind kind kind the kind the kind the kind the kind the kind the kind the kind the kind the kind the kind the kind the kind Like, I think that's the point of a safari, right? You can drive through it. Like we, we go to, uh, we go to the zoo here in Cambron, sometimes.

And I don't generally drive my car into the middle of the zoo. I don't park it in like a monkey in close. The safari park. Yeah, so you can drive through like the fake African savanna and see the animals and stuff. And you know, it's supposed to be relatively safe. Yes, in Merseyside. And I feel like you're not supposed to expect a monkey with a chainsaw. Yeah, that's fair. But keepers are now claiming that some visitors are trying to help increase the damage caused to vehicles by the animals by supplying weapons, quote, for a laugh.

The Sunday Times reports. Hey, this story is actually from the Sunday Times and the fucking Daily Mail stole it. Of course they did. God damn it. This story comes to us by way of the Sunday Times. Fuck you, Daily Mail, you. One mechanic in sale knows the monkeys all too well. OK, why? I want to know more about this mechanic, personally. Oh, as you play poker with them, what's going on? Just smoking a cigarette, he's like, I know these fucking monkeys.

He told the paper, I've had two customers this year who became victims of those baboons. The kids start chirping up saying they want monkeys all over the car. The next thing you know, you're driving home with no registration plate. Wow. Are you a character in the witcher? Yeah, that's how I'm imagining this part of England. And just a fucking baboon cuts your car in half with a kitan. And then some chap is just like, oh I gave him the chainsaw because we were just having a laugh.

It's just a bit of a laugh in it. You'd be right mental. Oh, however, one park worker has been left confused by sightings of the baboon's wielding weapons and wondered whether the tools had been given to the animals or if they had simply taken them from people's toolboxes when they stopped in their enclosure. Another worker said, the baboons have been found with knives and screwdrivers. I do wonder if it's some of the guests handing them out. There's a lot going on here. been found with knives and screwdrivers, I do wonder if it's some of the guests handing them out.

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Yeah, I don't. I'm sorry, I don't have anything. Do you want a box cutter? I don't have any bananas, but this Stanley Fat Max box cutter is a similarly pleasing yellow. It's a safety knife. Yeah, exactly. It's actually worse to get cut with something blunt. Oh. And then before too long, universes collide and it's an all-monkey production of Sweeney Todd. That's right. God-dame. It's disastrous.

Oh, the story messed me up. Do we cover that o'er. Do we cover that the main or bonus? People might be confused. Hmm. If you haven't heard the, yeah. It's one or the other so we're going to consistently reference things that we don't know when we spoke about them so it's on you then it's your job to go back and listen to all the upsets right hey we got a few minutes left how about before

we get out of here we take a little letter from the mail bag no I'd love to from listener Tom dear Buntavistas now we've never established is itista? Or...oh, I don't like that. We need to pick a word for our stands. Oh no. Oh, is this like a nickname where you can't pick it yourself? Yeah, I think so. They'll figure it out. They'll figure out something.

Uh, all right, folks, if you have a suggestion for what the listeners of this podcast should be referred to by us as, send it into mailbag at Punta Vista.com. Dear Buntavistas, that number plate story from last week got me thinking about how much coincidences rule and about some classic coincidences that I've experienced myself. It was the number plate story. Oh COVID-19. Oh, yeah, thank you. I think you're away for this, right. No. No. No. No. No. No. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was thi. I was th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I thi. Send. I'm th. I'm th. Send. I th. Send. I th. Send. I th. Send. I'm. I'm. Send. I'm. I'm. I'm th. Send. I'm th. Send. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. Send th. I'm in. Send th. Send thi. Send it. Send it. Send it. I'm to. Send it. I'm to. Send it. Send it. to me. to me. Send it. to me. to. to. Send it. to me. Send it. Send it. to. I'm COVID-19. Oh, COVID-19. Yeah, thank you.

I think you're away for this, right? No, I was there. I was away. You just forgot about COVID-car? Yeah. How could you forget about COVID-Mobile? Was this before? Before or after you got a new hole-in-a-ho'-a-lue-a-s'-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-n, th-n, th-n, th-n, th-n, th-n'-n'-n'-n'-n'-n'-n'-n'-n'-n'-n'-n'-n'-n'er-n'er, oh-n'-n'-s, oh-s, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, th, th, th, th, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th, th-s, th, th, th, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-s..-s.-, my last week has been a bit of a days. Don't ever say new hole smell again.

I went and got all the holes looked at today. Oh, the doctor pronounced them beautiful. Don't think he did, but go on. The doctor was a woman, Lucy. Oh, oh no. Damn. I'm so sorry. God you. This is where we need that holes theme. So cool. You goddamn holes theme. Folks before we began recording Theo sent me an audio file and the audio file said and the audio file said, you said along with it. this is a theme for

a hypothetical segment, the whole report. Now, like me, perhaps you were thinking, what is this segment about? Yeah, I was. Instead Theo chose to expand by saying, Sorry, the segment should clearly be called the whole story. So here now is the theme for the segment, the whole story. I actually really love this whole. I think it's a unique hole, and I think it's difficult, and I have the dizz going roller. Is this from a golfing video? It's from a disc golf video.

Disc golf video. I love this hole. The worst kind of golf. One day that'll come in handy, I'm sure. It sounded like, you know, in full middle jacket when they're talking about their rifle and their gun. Like somebody talking about that but about their butt hole. There are many holes like it. It's my beautiful hole.

This one is mine. Yep. So that's the whole update on how my various surgery holes are feeling. They're all closed, which is thumbs up. Anyway, top coincidence from listener Tom. About seven years ago I was living with a good friend of mine named Paul, and we used to argue a lot about the film Lost in Translation. He loved it.

I thought it was absolute horse shit. Good on you, Tom. Paul would often taught me by playing it on the big telly, especially when I was hung over. You fucking prick Paul. The one concession I made to Paul was that was the brass in pocket by the pretenders, the song that Scarlet Johanson sings in the karaoke bar is an absolute belter, and I enjoyed its inclusion in the film. Conversely, Paul hated that song, and therefore that scene, and we squabbled over it often for a period of about a week. It's a terrible relationship. This is very strange relationship.

Spent roughly two hours a day arguing about the film lost in translation. One evening, right in the midst of this feud. This feud, the usual argument that we have every night. Yes, really implies that this is just such a common occurrence that it's barely worth noting. One evening right in the misdemeanor, we went to see UMI in St. Kilda. In the taxi on the way there, watch should come on the radio but, brass in pocket by the pretenders. We couldn't believe it.

We laughed our heads off and thought, what a coincidence. Then we entered the venue and mostly forgot about it. Fast forward three hours and having just knocked out a set of classic 1990s pretty good songs. Hey, I was some pretty good songs. Hey, I was some pretty good songs. They've got some pretty good songs. Get ready to hear some pretty good songs. They do have some pretty good songs. Get ready to hear some pretty good music.

So having just knocked out a classic set of 1990s Pretty Good Songs, frontman Tim Rogers invites up his contemporary... Adelita, that's a type of. Thank you. I was like, oh, everybody's going to rose me for saying something wrong again. But in fact it's Tom's problem. Adelito from Magic Dirt for the encore, my brain hit the ceiling and Paul's guts hit Tasmania. As Adelita proceeded to sing a perfect cover

of Scarlet Johansson doing a perfect cover of the pretenders brass in pocket from the irredeemable film for 23-year-old latte liquors, lost in translation. Wow. The next day, I look for some semblance of meaning of of of of of a a a a to anniversary of the song's release, the death of a band member, but there was nothing. Pure coincidence. That's my best one ever. What are some of yours? P.

P. P. On an episode, Ben used the term honking off to describe masturbation. Since that episode, I've adopted this wonderful slang term, and I'm thaaaaaaauiia, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, thioled, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, the the the the the the their, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, the their. their. their, their. their. their, their. their, their. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thin. thin. thin. thin. thin, thin, the. to. ttttoday. ttoday, today, today, today, today, thau. thau. tho. tho. tho. tho. the slang term and I'm using it on a regular basis. My girlfriend is even using it and my friends have laughed at my use of it numerous times. Thank you. It's nothing funny about honking off. Nothing funny about honking off your e-bussy. No, it's very serious stuff. Any notable coincidences from your life person? I should have thought on this one. I can't think immediately off the top of my head anything crazy. Yeah I should have thought on this one. I can't think immediately off the top of my head anything crazy. Yeah, I should have thought about it for reading this for the first time on the show. Hmm. That's a pretty good coincidence. It's nice.

That we both didn't read the letter first. That's our coincidence right there. We all didn't read the letter. And now we don't have anything to think about. But maybe Theo does. No, sorry. I'll probably some advanced notice. Yeah, okay. I'm still thinking about the school that Theo lives next to you playing. What's the song they're playing? Oh, I like to move it. This is going to kill me now because it moved from electro swing to... I like to move it. I like to move it. I like to move it. I move it. It's so good. So good. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It. Yeah. It. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. So. It's. It's. So. So. It's. So. So. So, that. So, th. So. So, th. So. So, th. So. So. So, th. So. So. It'sto kill me now because it moved from electro swing to... I like to move it. I like to move it. So good. Every hour on the hour Lucy. They just closed it out of the lots of it was. It was every 15 minutes. Oh, fuck. And we worked out with parent teacher interviews and they went for literally six hours. That's all I heard that song. 24 times. Wow. It could be worse. It to to be worse. It to be worse. It could be worse. It could be to be to be to be to be to be to be the to be to be to be the to be the to be more to be more to be more the to be more to move to move to move to move to move to move. It to move. I. I move it. I move. I move. I move. I move. I move. I move. I move. I move. I move it. I move it. I move it. I move it. I move it. I move it. I move it. I move. I move. I move. I move. I move. I move. I move. I move. I move. I move. I move. I move. I move. I to move to move to move the the the the to move the the the to move to move to move to move to move to move to move to move to move to move to move to move it. M move it. M move it. M move it move it move it. M move it. M move it move it move it. M move it. M move. M move. to move. to move. to move. that song. 24 times. Wow. It could be worse. You could be a school teacher doing 24 interviews in six hours.

That sounds terrible. That's true. I'm fucking suck. I am finally at the stage of parenting of going to a parent-teacher interview. Oh God. Yeah, and like, you know, they just go, yeah, it's fine, they're fine. They're fine, it's kindergarten, nothing's happening, it's fine. You kids are fine. I haven't got to the stage of like learning yet. No, and like, you know, this, this, our older kid, you don't have to worry about her. She's totally fine. She's like, woke me up this morning already completely dressed for school.. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi have to worry about her. She's totally fine. She like woke me up this morning already completely dressed for school. Already dressed for school, hairbrushed, teeth brush. What a nerd! Yeah, I know. And I'm like, calm down. We'll get you that. Yeah.

What time is this? 7.30? That's pretty cool though,that like my kids are a crater on at just going I'll get up and I'll just kind of potter around and do some stuff for a bit there's none of this like coming in and jumping on me business I would not be happy about that. That's a dream I don't know anything about having kids but that sounds like it would be the dream you know it's good and like they don't they're not like out there drawing on the walls or anything. Not sure what they're doing, but it seems to be fine. Wow, very chill.

Yeah. They're pretty chill, except for the man who just told me one of the kids, got a nerve gun for a birthday. And I shot like, it comes with a little little little little little little little little little, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, the, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the the the the the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, their. th. th. th. th. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. the can shoot like it's a little shooting alley thing And I William told one of them off one of the kids heads With this nerve gun and the other one's like that's great you need to buy a real gun Just immediately like you should buy a real gun though. It's like maybe I should buy a real gun. Hmm. Why not? Hey, I tell you one.

Kids be saying crazy shit. Hey, just so we can get out of this, let's redirect this question about coincidences to you, the listener. If you have had any wild coincidences in your life that we can use to reply to Tom with, because we didn't read the thing beforehand, have a think about it. Please write into mailbag at Buntavista.com. Or you can even if you're an Australian listener call the old hotline on the 1,8003175-5. Is that right? Why are you asking us? Yeah, why the fuck would you know?

God damn it. Well, that's it for us folks. Thank you for listening. And we'll see you next week. Bye. Bye. Oh, don't forget the crime pass for the week. Do a real crime. You can go through, yeah, do a real crime.

Rob somebody. Wear a mask and rob somebody. Do something good. Yeah, don't refuse to put the mask on. Put the mask on and use it to cover up a crime. Yes, exactly. Wow. That is an irony, Lucy. You're right. People doing their masks by doing their crimes by taking their masks off. Really makes you think. Yeah, go shoplift something. You know? Oh, that's a free one. Go shoplift whatever you like. Shoplifting rules. Doesn't count.

Very pro-shoplifting. Doesn't count. It's not a real crime. It's great stuff. See everybody. Bye. the