Boonta Vista - EPISODE 168: Field Of Creams

Episode Date: September 27, 2020

Theo has come down with "baby madness" (he had a baby), so Lucy, Andrew, and Ben are left to their own devices to help Scott Adams hypnotise you into doing a big cum. All this plus: flights to nowhere, secret subterranean man-caves, and shooting your own dick off. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [e-mail]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: boontavista.com/merchandise Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Hello and welcome to Punta Vista, episode 168. I am here in Beautiful Costa Rica, traveling by a helicopter to check out a new business venture being undertaken by my benefactor, the CEO of a genetics company. With me in the helicopter, wearing all black and insultingly oversimplifying chaos mathematics, it's Lucy. Hey Lucy. Hey Lucy. Hi, the theanifa. Hi, Lucy. Hi. Hi. I definitely know what the me in the helicopter, wearing all black and insultingly oversimplifying chaos mathematics, it's Lucy. Hey Lucy. Hi, I definitely know what that means. Yep. Oh goodness, that's not me for the record. No, that is you. It is a perfect imitation of view. Mm-hmm. Across from Lucy, wearing business shorts and sweating profusely from his loyally bald spot.

It's Andrew. Hey, Andrew. I'm so worried about how this is going to go. But, like for the park, financial. You're very excited about the money, yeah. I'm so excited about the money. I just want everything to go great. I'm frankly you're not concerned about anything that can or will happen to me. What's that guy's name?

Janaro. Is that it? Someone Janaro? Mr. Lawyers Janaro? Oh, Lawyers Janaro. It's a great movie. I think I've watched Jurassic Park. It's in like the top five movies I've watched the most of all time.

We watch it so often in this household. I've just just the the th th th thia thia thia thia thia thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thi thi tho tho tho. th. th. th. th. that's th. th. th. th. tho. tho. tho. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. theeea. toea. toea. toea''a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'n. toea' toea' tho. We watch it so often in this household. I've seen it at least twice. It's just so good. I saw it at the movies. Like when it came out in 1993? Yes. I want to say? Yes. I was three years old. I was also three years old. We were we were in Sydney it was my birthday. What birthday? I guess, when did you say 93? I would have been 11. I think it's 93, yeah. Oh wow, yeah. We've been 11. Had French onion soup at a restaurant beforehand.

This is a great story. Happy fucking birthday. Here's some French onions. I'm sure it was my choice and it was delicious. Just picturing 11-year-old Andrew old Andrew like I'll have the French onion so look that's a normal dish for an 11 year old. You've got a smaller body but your head is the same size. You've still got a beard. Yeah, combing the soup out of my beard. And then we went to see Jurassic Park and I got very scared by the scene the sceauraptus. Oh it's a scary. Yeah when they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're when they're when they're when they're when they're when they're when they're when they're when they're they're they're they're they're they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their they they're they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their their th th th th thi thi thi thi tho thi tho thooo thoooooo thoooooo thoo thooooo tho-n. I tho-n't thithe start with the Velociraptus. Oh, it's a scary scene. That's scary.

Yeah, when they're like dragging the guy into the thing and he's going, oh no. We have a lot of conversations about this like showing movies to our kids, which movies are appropriate. I think a lot of the time, Eleanor wants to watch movies that she likes and remembers very fondly from her childhood. So like, you know, she always wants some. The kids love the Adams family movies, for example. But Elna always wants them to watch Sister Act. And she put like the first Sister Act on for them recently. And I was like, good luck. You are going to be explaining everything all the way through this.

For example, what is a nun? Yep. And the whole start of the movie movie the movie is the movie is the movie is the movie is the movie is the movie is the movie is the movie is the movie is the movie is the movie is the movie is the movie is the movie is the movie is the movie is the movie is the movie is the movie is the movie is the movie is the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the movie. the movie. the movie. th. th. th. thi thi. thi thi thi thi thi kids.a. thi kids. thi kids, thi- thi-a. thi-a. thi-a. thia. thi. the the th everything all the way through this. For example, what is a nun? Yep. And the whole start of the movie is Whoopi Goldberg in fucking Las Vegas doing like a C-grade showgirl routine that she hates hanging out with her mobster boyfriend Harvey Kitel who then kills somebody in front of her? Oh, okay. Yeah, but the whole reason that singing and dancing, so... It does. That's fun. Kids love that. But yeah, I was saying to her, I was like,

so once you get past explaining what organized crime, murder, Las Vegas, and showtunes are. Who Harvey Cotel is? Yep. Then once we're past all of that, and you have explained the concept of witness protection, then we can start to explain why all of these women wearing gowns live in this musty ass old big house. I was like, why would they enjoy this? The first thing you need to understand is, these ladies don't have sex.

That's right. The second thing you need to understand is, here's what sex is. I know what you're thinking when you look at these women. They probably bang, but let me tell you this my children. No, no. Kids are always asking questions. They can't just let stuff go. Like if I don't understand a word in a movie, I'm like, it doesn't matter. But they're like, what does random mean? You go, oh right, here we go.

So much of the time, though, it's really frustrating. So much of the time, they're asking you about what is happening in the movie, and they're talking over the movie explaining what's happening. And it's very frustrating. Like, they're asking what the thing that just happened meant while somebody turns to the camera. It do a bit like the the the the the the the the the the th th th thi th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thathe thathea thatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheatheat. So much tho. So much tho. So much tho tho tho tho tho. So much that, that, that. So much that. So much that. that. thathea thathea thathe thathe thathe thathe thathe an thathe an thathe an thathe an thathe what the thing that just happened meant while somebody like turns to the camera and Explain what the thing meant not not to compare My partner to a child George has a real habit of being like

Asking about what's happening for things that are definitely going to be explained later in the movie. Oh, I hate that. Just doing that real like, you'll find out. I'm not going to tell you. I'm not going to... Just wait, just wait five minutes. I do find myself saying to Elle, maybe if we watch the movie, it will explain it to us. Maybe we'll find out who that guy was. Maybe we'll find out movie that's just all guys, she's like, oh no, I'm not going to... Has she considered tweeting this opinion because I feel that it would get like huge numbers?

It would play very well. Some great engagement. Men be looking the same. they do largely look the same. Andrew have you ever seen the thin red line, the Terence Malik Wall movie? I haven't actually. Despite its storied history. It's amazing and also very funny because Adrian Brody was edited out of the movie and he was fuerous about it and didn't find out until the premiere. Um, like, yeah, well, see, a war movie is a perfect example because you have all these dudes and they're wearing uniforms and they're different hairstyles that are covered up by helmets. And I was like, oh no. That movie is just the first time I watched it I was like wow that one protagonist had a

lot of feelings and I was like looking at Wikipedia articles like this movie has three protagonists. Oh shit all right that that makes sense. Oh dear. Men they all be looking the same and they only want one thing that is simply to bust a nut. Now, normally, normally the way... It's partly my fault. So, this is 100% you're 100, 110%. So, you know, normally if you need help with your sex life, there's only one place to turn, and you need to write in and ask your help from Dr. Lucy. If you find that you are having a little relationship trouble,

just to pick up your telephone and dial it on the double, you call 1,800, 3,17, 5,5, now you're paging Dr. Lank! Now you're p on the double. You call one eight hundred three one seven five one five now you're Paging Dr. Lucy. I was really hoping that you would find a way to contort this into a Paging Dr. Lucy one just so we can play that theme. That's usually what I'm doing with a time. I think we need a new theme for the title tile that ti. the the thie the thi that th. I th I th I th I th is I the. I thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thin, I thin, I thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, tho-on, tho-on, now, now, tho-on, tho, th, th, th, th, th, now, now th, now, now, now tho-on, now, thin, tho, tho, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, the, thin, thin, tho-one, thin, thin, thught this into a paging Dr. Lucy one just so we can play that theme. That's usually what I'm doing. I think we need a new theme for the title that Ben has put in there, which is I hope you're happy Lucy. That's a great segment actually, yeah.

We'll work on that one. Oh boy. So Lucy, would you like to explain what you have bought to the show? I want the the the the the the the the the the the the to to. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I to. I to to. to th. the th. to th. to to th. to th. to to to to to to to to to. thi. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I to to th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I. I th. I th. I th. th. the. t. t. t...................... t.. t.... t.... t...... I th. I you want people to hear about it. I don't know why I want people because I had to see it. So now I wish everyone else would. I saw a tweet that was like, remember when Dilbert cartoonist Scott Adams hypnotized all of his readers into coming and I was like, that's a funny tweet, it's a good joke and then I realized that it is not, in fact, a joke. And Scott Adams has a blog full of all kinds of stuff, a lot of insane conservative stuff, but also just an orgasm hypnosis. So the thing about this is that I definitely read this before, but in my mind I was like,

well, this is from way back. That's what you do. I thought this was way older than it is, right? Because he took off as a right-wing personality around like the 2016 election. Right. So I was like, this has got to be like, you know, early 2010s or whatever, we didn't have much attention. This is from December 31st, 2015. New Year's Eve. Yeah.

Just to be clear, Scott Adams, the cartoonist who invented Dilbert. Sexual Dynamo Dilbert. Yes. Who fucked once, and we canotically know that, because of the one time that his tie wasn't erect, which he said would happen if Dilbert ever had sex. Oh boy. Sky is just a strange man. Have you seen his wife, Lucy?

No, I haven't. Oh boy. All right, I'll have a look at that one later. He just got married like several weeks ago. And his wife is like an inappropriately young conservative influencer. Oh. Who's one of those like, one of those like, I'm a traditional wife

and I practice classical piano kind of, like, a bit like the Abby Shapiro kind of thing. But yes, I encourage you to look into his wedding photos where it looks like some lady letting her grandad have the first answer to the wedding. Well, to be fair, he's clearly into some weird sexual shit, so maybe she's having a great time. Maybe. There's no way to know.

Should we just, so to be clear, this is meant to be, you're meant to be hypnotized from reading this blog, which I don't think you can become their a a their their their their their their their their thiii... thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. I thi, thi, to be thi. I'm thi, to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be, to be, their their, their, their, their. Oh, their. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, to be, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, to be, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, to be to be thi. Oh, to be to be to be to be thr-a. to be teateatease. to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be, to be, to be, you're meant to be hypnotized from reading this blog, which I don't think is a thing. I don't think you can become hypnotized from reading. I don't think a blog has ever made anyone come. That is, I think it is either. One of my core beliefs. Classic hypnosis by reading.

Well, I'm looking at the wedding photo that comes up, you like, it's her saying, hey dad, thanks for giving me away at this wedding. Thank you for walking me down the hour. I really appreciate it. Well, I'll make you happy in a second because I'm about to hypnotize you to have the best New Year's Day ever, part four, the climax. So it starts with a warning, this post involves real hypnosis on the reader. It doesn't, just to be clear. It's intended for adults only.

The classic way to hypnotize someone is to tell them that you are currently hypnotizing. That's right. You are about to be hypnotized. I am hypnotizing you. And it says do not read further unless you've already read parts one to three. And so I see that you've written whoops in the notes they're Ben But I tried to click on them and the links don't work so Well, we're off the hook then. We're off the hook. We're skipping straight to the climax Are you guys ready? No Sorry, I'm sorry. I've popped my shirt off. I'm ready now. Sorry his current wife. thirty-so-ohm. Oh, their thirty. Oh, the th. Oh, the th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, the th. Oh, the th. Oh, th. Oh, the the th. Oh, the the the th. Oh, the the the the the the the the tho tho th. Oh, we're the th. Oh, we're off the the the th th-we' th-we' th-we' the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Well, we're th. Well, we're th. Well, we're th. Well, we're th. Well, we're th. Well, we're th. Well, we're th. Well, we're th. Well, we're th. Well, we're tho tho tho thin tho tho thin tho-wea tho-wea' tho-wea' tho-wea' tho-wea' tho-wea' tho-wea' tho-wea yeah, mm-hmm, each to their own. Age is just a number and two numbers can be very different from each other. That's the beauty of numbers. One number can be twice as big as the other one, you know.

Go on, Lucy. All right. Let's go. Let's begin by reviewing what we know. You know already, no, you know I already told the bedroom submissives reading this blog to obey my orders tonight and find a way to thank me. The fuck. This is Scott Adams writing this just to be clear. Just when you really picture that.

Dilbit, he's the guy, you know he's at at a computer, and he's always like, hey, programming is hard and his boss is like, no, it's not. Oh, that Dilbit, always getting up to mischief. This group is quivering in anticipation and has my permission to enjoy the evening. You are my favorites. Be good. Thank you, Daddy. For those of you who felt anti-aroused reading this blog series, I'm putting my hand up. I'm standing up and waving my arms around.

I recognize your brain wiring as the no by reflex personality type, and in part two I hypnotize you to not enjoy your New Year's celebration, or the following day with deeply satisfying orgasm. He reversed psychology hypnotized them? Yeah. I hope you don't have big cubs. So, hold on a second. Hold on, hold on.

So, number one, he says that he recognizes your brain wiring as the no by reflex personality type. Now we all know that type of person who says no to everything. Oh right, we're doing a yes-man scenario. Including 63-year-old. But no man. But it's just like some people say yes to everything, some people say no to everything, even wonderful opportunities like 63-year-old Scott Adams, inventor of Dilbert telling you that he's going to remotely

make you come via blog post. And then I really like the follow up to that which is that he says, oh if you said that you didn't want to have a big orgasm because of my blog post on this day and you don't have an orgasm on that day, that's because I told you not to. It's a real heads I win tales tales tells tells tells tells tells tells tells tells. I told you not to. It's a real heads I win tales you lose scenario. It sure is. I'm just picturing him being like, sorry, honey,

I can't spend tonight with you. I've got to make my readers do some big combs. I've got to remotely control my weird blog readers. Astraly project myself around the world, giving a hand job to every one of my readers. Every Scott Adams reader making the Danak Road face from Ghostbusters One at the same time? Oh no! So he's really got you here. If you enjoy yourself sexually during this holiday, it means I am controlling you with my hypnosis. And this group doesn't want that so keep your sex drive

to yourself if you can. So do do an orgasm to spite these people that don't want to have an orgasm. To spite my blog readers who said I couldn't hypnotize you into coming. Spite orgasms you know one of the top kinds of orgasm that you can have. Oh god I'm so glad this is pissing someone oh! They're the type that is most thi that is thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. I's thi. I thi. I thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. Do thi. Do thi. Do thi. Do thi. Do thi. Do thi. Do thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thi. thi thi the the theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. So. So to the can have. Oh God, I'm so glad this is pissing someone. They're the type that is most easy to achieve. We all know. That's so true. And you know I promise that today is the day for the rest of you. I will begin by noting those areas in which you and I most agree. This is called pacing. It is how I get inside your head to push buttons. You've found yourself thinking about my words more than th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the th. the th. the th. th. the th. th. the th. the th. thi. th. th. the. th. th. thi. the the the the. I th. I'm the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I the. I the. I the. I thea. I thea. I tea. tea. tea.ea.ea.ea.ea. tea.ea. tea. tea. tea. the yourself thinking about my words more than usual this week. You are curious whether I have the skills to suggest you into the best orgasms of your life

on New Year's Eve or New Year's Day. If not the best orgasms of all time, definitely some of the best, but probably the best. Mm-hmm. Yeah, it sounds like he's saying it's maybe a top five scenario. I will explain why it will work. Think about the best lover you have ever had. All right, we all think about it? Oh, that's... Yeah, all right.

It's a nice one. Um, remember... A picture my beautiful wife. It's right. Remember that person's scent and touch. Notice how the memory activates your the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the touch. Notice how the memory activates your feel-good chemistry. You have noticed that each lover and each situation feels different on a chemical level. Your body's sexual chemistry is by its nature, adaptable, diversified, and

ready for new experiences. Imagine what would happen if you combined the best chemistry from your best orgasmic experiences into one cumulative experience. Do you think you would like that? I don't want him to ask me that. It already started. Oh no, I'm coming. Let me just say this is like, this is the most erotic thing I've ever heard. Okay's a real, real letters to Penthouse.

It's like, think about all the times you've come and imagine them all accumulating into one big cum. Imagine you were doing the more ones. Do you like that? What if everyone you'd ever had sex with formed into some sort of Voltron, then they jacked you off. Covered in all the breasts and vaginas and penises of everyone you've ever been attracted to. Isn't that sexy?

Do you like that? Big, big Cathuloo monster with penises for tentacles. It's a gollib made out of arodosdose zones. It's here to give you a lovely time. Oh no. All right, most of you have begun... That's what I'm picturing now. That's what... Most of you have begun to feel the change, indeed. My email, by the way, Dilbert cartoonist at Gmail.com, is starting to fill with stories from

readers who have had spontaneous orgasms since part one. Because they feel my intention, as you do now. I'm walking through the supermarket. I'm just... I'm tharing getting getting... I'm thaging just... I'm thagery getting... I'm getting... I'm getting... Doe- Just thing just... Doe- Oh- Oh- Oh- Oh- Oh- Oh- Oh-. Do-. Do-. Do-. Do-. Do-. Do-. Do-. Do-. Do-. Do-. Do-. Do-. Do-. Do-. Do th-. th-. th-. th-. th-. th-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a, th-a, th-a, th-a, th-a, th-. Most th-. Most th-. Most th-. Most th-. Most th-. Most th-. Most th-. Most th-. Most-. Most-. Most-. Most-. Most-. Most-. Most-. Most-. Most-. Most-. Most-. Most-. Most-. Most-. Most-. th-. Most-. th-. Most-. th-. thi-. thi-. thi-. Most'm walking through the supermarket. I'm just... I'm thinking... Two different types of mayonnaise trying to pick one. Do I get two liters of milk or three? Suddenly I'm busting a massive load in my pants and my first thought is, oh, this is the Dilbett cartoonist post that I read on Friday night. You're lying on the floor of the supermarket, the post-orgasms stasming around.

Shaking your fist at the heavens, being like, Scott Adams, creator of Divert! He said he was going to do it and I didn't believe him. The security is trying to drag you out. You're like, no, no, no, no, it was the guy that made Dilbett.Dilbett that made Dilbett. He did this. He did this this this this this this this this this. He did this. He did this. He did this. He did this. He did this. He did this. He did this. He did this. this. this. this. this. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. He. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. S. Scott. Scott. Scott. S. Scott. S. Scott. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. tha. S. S. S. tha. S. S. tha. S. S. tha. S. at Gmail.com let him know what happened. Please email him if this is really getting you off to. Don't email us I'm not interested. For perspective about 20% of the public would normally respond to my suggestions immediately. All right the rest of you require repetition and you are getting it. I'm really I'm really hating hating the like, the Dom Daddy vibes he's trying to put up here. Don't like it, not into it.

And you are getting it. It has already started. It really hasn't, bro. It hasn't. It can just picture his face writing this though. Oh, God. He is loving it. Wheth whether you could feel my my my my my my my my my th feel th feel the th feel th feel th feel th f f f f f th th th th th thian the thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, or it starts later today, every person

is different. Tonight, all paths to satisfaction are the right paths. So true. Tonight you have my full appreciation with complete sincerity. For everything you are and everything you did this year, good or bad. I like you and I mean it. Leave me alone, Scott. Reading your comments is often a highlight of my day. Funny. Feel my appreciation and allow it to boosts to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the to the their to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the same. Iu.s. Iu.s.s.s.s. Iua.s.s.s.a. Ia.a.a.a.a. Ia. Ia. Ia. Ia. Ia. Ia. I. I highlight of my day. Funny.

Feel my appreciation and allow it to boost your chemical experience. Hey, I just, um, just if I ever start to require Scott Adams involvement or approval to feel good about myself sexually, don't be shocked when I drive my car off a cliff. That's... I'm just going to be in the mirror later like, Scott Adams likes you, Scott Adams appreciates you. Regular readers know that I used my background in hypnosis to accurately predict nine, nine out of nine political events in 2015. So while most political events in total.

Apparently there were just nine political events in 2015. Big nine! While most political professionals got zero right, that makes me the best political pundit of the year. Well, number one it was Bill Mitchell. But like... You can't predict things with hypnosis. What does he think hypnosis is? I don't know how... And also... Background in hypnosis. What does he think hypnosis is? I don't know how, and also background in

hypnosis is a very concerning thing to say. Like, I don't know what he thinks this is. I feel like he thinks this is some spiritual experience or magic, but whatever. Actually that probably makes me the best political predictor in the history of Earth. All right, if I can calm down Nostradamus. Nine out of nine out of nine.. And the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, is thi- things is things is things, is things, is things, is, is, is thi, is thi, is, is thios is thios is thios is thiosis is thiosis is thiosis is thiosis is thiosis is thiosis is th is th is, background, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, th, back, back, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, back thi, back thi, back, back, back, back, back, back, back, background, back, background, back, thi, background, thi, thi, thi, thi, that probably makes me the best political predictor in the history of Earth. All right, if I can calm down Nostradamus. Nine out of nine, and none of the predictions were obvious or based on trajectory. Really getting off the sexual topic here. Are you still haughty? Let me reiterate this. Is this doing it for you?

Oh, as I made my predictions, I showed my work every step of the way and asked you to judge me by my predictions, as opposed to fitting my hypothesis to the past, which is too easy. And then I accurately predicted, with confidence, nine out of nine unknowable future events, and you watched it happen. Is this back to the haughty stuff? Is he like, and you were there to see it happen? I love it when someone. I th someone someone someone someone off, but they stop to run down their resume midway through it.

You might also know some of my back story, I don't. And wonder how someone can become a cartoonist with no experience, no training, and no artistic talent. I sure do. The answer is that I did it the same way I predicted nine out of nine political events in 2015, persuasion is a learned skill. You probably also know that I have used something called Affirmations to find success.

Yes. Affirmation is a simple statement of what you want, repeated every day. We've all read the secret, bro. We've all seen the movie that the secret was based on, bro. Just from his Wikipedia page here, Adams was trained as a hypnotist and then in the very same paragraph it continues on, he credits affirmations for many of his achievements including Dilbert's success and achieving a 94th percentile on a difficult qualification exam for business school.

Among other unlikely events. It's not unlikely. Something that only very few humans can achieve is the heady heights of passing an exam to get in a business school. He states that the affirmations give him focus. He has described a method which he is used that he says gave him success. He pictured in his mind what he wanted and wrote it down 15 times a day on a piece of paper. Cool. I, once again though, I don't see the connection between the first part of that paragraph,

trained as a hypnotist, followed by I do daily affirmations that I believe bring me success. Maybe he thinks it's a kind of like self-hypnosis. Maybe. Are you just telling yourself stuff. Maybe. Should we get back to being horny? Yeah, I'm ready to blow. All right, I think we're done with the nine out of nine political events, but I'm sure it might come up again. This week I helped you focus on New Year's Eve and New Year's Day. Some of you took that opportunity to plan ahead so you could improve your odds of an amazing and orgasmic send-off to 2015. Okay, some of you directed a spouse or lover

to this blog series, no they didn't, to make sure you are on the same page tonight and tomorrow. That also improved your odds, but you don't yet realize how much. I mean imagine if they did though of being like, hey, you know how we're gonna like fuck apes tomorrow night. By the way, here's a link to the Dilbert website. Just something to read, just something to mile over. I just, um, I do, I really do want it to be a special news eve, so if you could just pop over to here and read parts one through three of the blog series in which a 63-year-old conservative freak hypnotizes you

into having fantastic orgasms, that would really help us get clean up. That would be great. There's nothing that gets me horny than homework. This week, most of you had multiple thoughts about the suggestions I put in your minds. Perhaps something in the environment triggered those thoughts, as I said would happen. Or maybe the thoughts seemed to come from nowhere. Your thoughts triggered small but automatic releases of happy sex chemistry in your body by reflex. Everyone is different, so you might not notice the difference yet. I like how he's always like, maybe you're not feeling it.

Yeah, or maybe you don't, maybe you think this all stupid shit, in which case I've hypnotized you to think that it's dumb. Science tells us that happiness makes a smile, but forcing a smile also releases the chemistry in your body that can make you happy. All right. I'm just picturing like, hold on. Like an old-timey scientist in a fucking like 1940s TV presentation, like, and here we see is that happiness forces us to make a smile. I hold in this speaker pure concentrated happiness. Ugh, our bodies and minds are bi-directional. Either one can jump start the other and create a virtuous cycle. Is he just saying that if you jack off you will come?

Like, where's the lie? Oh, here we go. For example. For a real field of dreams shit. For you jack off, you will come. If you think about your favorite... Field of creams. Oh, no.

No. If you think about your favorite type of sex, it will trigger your brain to release sex chemicals at your body. If you think about sex, you will become horny. That's what I'm getting from thi. For. For. For. For. For. For th. For th. For th. For th. For th. For th. For th. For th. For the th. For, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, you. For. For. For. For. For. For, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you. For. For. For, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you the the the the the the the th. For thi. For thi. For you thi. For you the. For you the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to release sex chemicals at your body. If you think about sex you will become horny, that's what I'm getting from this. Why is it just like favorite type of sex? What are the categories here? Can we tell you like positions or just like what's a type? You got weird style. You've got uncomfortable. You've got the type you can't to be over. That's the type type type normal type type type type type type type type type type type type the type type type the type type type type the type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type type. You're type. You're type. type. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. the thi. the the the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thii. thii. thi. thii. S. S. S. S. S. S. thi. thi. the type you can't wait to be over. That's... It's in the top ten, but it's down near like nine or ten. But you can also feel a sexual urge buildup in your body that is caused by nothing but a lack of sex and that forces you to think about sex and to seek a release of some kind.

It works both ways. You're just like talking about being horny. The absolute fundamentals of human sexuality happening here. It turns out that if you never have any form of intimacy or sexual interaction, you will think about those things. You'll want to do them. Thank you, Scott Adams. Cartoonist creator of Dilbett. A number of times this week, you thought about having an amazing physical experience on New Year's Eve and the following day. Each time you had that type of thought, it triggered a small but pleasing increase in your body chemistry.

Oh, goodness. Is he, once again, is he like alluding to merely the concept of anticipation. Mm-hmm. It's exciting stuff. When you notice your body responding to triggers today and tonight, especially when your favorite body parts are involved... Twist them off. What are we going? You got your genitals and the feet, right?

Middle toe, middle toes coming out strong. It will make you wonder if my suggestions had anything to do with it. Too distracted to keep fucking because I'm wondering. Wait, did Scott Adams make me do this? Now I'm like, if I'm feeling horny later, I'm gonna be like, fuck, is this because of Scott Adams' suggestions? God. I'm gonna be thinking that for the rest of my life every time. Did I get hypnotized by part four of a four-part series?

If we accidentally then hypnotize the listeners of this podcast or similarly have the same doubts? It's like the game. Every time you think about sex now, you're going to be thinking about this block. And you lose. That will trigger your brain, which will activate your body, which will create a feeling that reinforces your thoughts. The cycle of triggering will continue until you find a way to relieve it, and you will. Yes, I will, and it's got nothing to do with you. Well, it does. Have yourself a happy new year in the best possible way.

I do want to go to the footnotes here. Update. The thanks are thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii- th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi- thi- thi- thi thi- thi- thi- thi- thi- thi- thi- thi- thi- thi- thi- thi- thi- thi- thi- thi- thi- thi-tri-tri-tha th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi to tooooooo--- should. The thank yous are pouring in and people are telling me that it was the best orgasm or several of their lives. I'm hearing stories of rejuvenated marriages, skeptics converted, submissives reaching new heights and generally a lot of blown minds and the day isn't over. So he's writing this on New Year's Day. New Year's morning, I assume. Oh, goodness. Sorry, sweetie. I can't drink too much to that. I got to get up first then. Get up. Start reviewing the results. I don't have any way to estimate percentages, except from my knowledge of hypnosis in general. I expected 20% of my readers to have life-changing experiences. 20% to be annoyed or turned off. Well, that's us, I guess.

60% to feel something happen that demonstrates the unexpected power of persuasion. The 60% would be more easily persuaded in person with feedback and repetition. The 2060-20 ratio is sort of a given for persuasion on groups. A persuader who can swing 20% of the country at will can dominate nearly any important political topic. What? What are you talking about? This whole blog was like, hey, think about sex.

I bet you're thinking about sex right now, aren't you? Does sex make you horny, baby? Do I mate you, Randy? The entire central thesis here is, sex. Now that I've that I, that I, that I, that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I've that I've that I've th. that I've th. th. th. th. thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi. thi thi thi thi th. th. thi thi thi thi, is thi, is thi, is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is thi. that that thi. thi. thi. that thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that The entire central thesis here is sex now that I've got your attention. So you're thinking about sex now. This blog is extremely active. It's also where he posts his podcast. He is up to episode 1,136 of his podcast. Wow. Good God. That is so many. It's a lot of podcasts. Too many, in my opinion, as a podcaster.

Yeah, which the maximum amount of episodes you should have is 170. Hmm, I agree. How long has he been doing it for? Because like, Joe Rogan's into the thousands, and he's been doing it like multiple episodes a week since, I want to say, like, the early or the mid-2000s or something, hasn't it? Well, yeah, because like, oh yeah, dude is up to, like, I think they're close to 800, and they have been doing one episode a week since 2006. Which is a long time.

It's 14 years. Yeah. Terrible. Yeah, there's just nothing, nothing to me is less horny than this like extremely right wing. Let's turn it into like science and analysis kind of thing. This is all very like, it all has the tint of like phrenology and genealogy type stuff, all of the like, I'm obsessed with being able to quantify this in some way. All of these things that A, shouldn't matter that much, and B, are a lot better when you don't try to get into too much detail about them. Oh boy, thank you Scott Adams. Oh no, oh no.

Oh I was a big darting Thomas and now my pants are full of come. Oh, oh, oh, I was a big darning thoes. Yeah, hoarney ghost noise, yeah, a horny ghost. Thank you, Scaldado. That's my vibe generally. Hello, it's me. Ben, from this podcast. Merriam Webster defines a podcast as a program made available in digital format for automatic

download over the internet, and that simply could not be more true. If you like what we do and want more of this podcast made available to you in digital format for automatic download over the internet, simply go to Patreon. dot com. And hit the enormous red button that says subscribe. For five US dollars a month, you get access to our weekly bonus episodes, our entire archive of bonus episodes, our exclusive Discord server, and an RSS feed of both the bonus episodes and free episodes that doesn't have these ads in them. That sweet, sweet subscriber cash allows me to do this show full-time without having to get a real job, and frankly, that whips to me.

The other guys also get some money or whatever, but I don't really care. Anyway, check that out if it sounds good to you. Love you. Now look, that's that's one type of sexuality. Can't really get behind it. It's very, very like clinical, very cold. It's my favorite type. I've definitely discussed how much I love when everything's planned out and clinical. Yeah, reading a series of blog posts. Spreadshead horniness. Nothing makes me horny than Scott Adams in a lab coat with a clipboard asking about me about the intensity of my New Year's Day experience. Sorry, by the look of it, I've done a bit of a deep dive here. It looks like the first episode of his podcast came out in 2018.

Oh, wow. Uh, so... March 24th, 2018, which is also the same day he released the first three episodes. Fuck. And he's done three a day ever since. Yeah, it looks like he basically does one like every day. How long are they doing it? Um, well, this first episode was, oh, good Lord.

Uh, 20 minutes long. Still. Oh boy. Jesus. Barely counts, you know, that should only be one of them. Oh no, no. I've found the earlier parts. Oh no.

Whereas Joe Rogan is up to episode 1541, except that his are like two to three hours long on average. Um, that's, that's podcasting. Lucy, what's in the earlier parts? Oh, just, I won't go into them too much. It's a lot more of the same. It's just, oh, no, it's nasty. It's nasty. So that is one type of sexuality, which is no good to me.

It's Scott Adams directing you to his Dilbert blog in order to learn about coming. Then there's other kinds, like pure, unadulterated sexual magnetism, the kind that we would find radiating from superstar Vin Diesel. Yes, it's time for Music Corner. Previously on this podcast we have covered the musical exploits of notorious divorced guy Jeremy Renner, extreme divorced guy energy, making his soundtracks for Jeep commercials and so on.

We also covered the recent turn to EDM by Australian band Wolfmother. Ben ask me if I like that Wolfmother song. Oh. Hey Andrew, do you like that Wolf Mother song? Yeah. So, I hate that fucking song so much. I was just thinking about it yesterday. I just started getting angry about it again. Like he has to know. You have to know if he's calling that song high on my own supply.

Hi on my own supply. God. Just an absolute train wreck that one was. And we have another turn to EDM today as wonderful polymath, Vin Diesel. Uh, takes a turn to music because he has after all been involved in lots of other stuff. I was only just made aware of the short film Multi-Facial from 1995 directed produced written and scored by Vin Diesel. Wow. Scored by? Amazing! produced, written, and scored by Vin Diesel. Wow. Scored by! Amazing.

Mm-hmm. So it's just like a 20-minute short that he put together himself about a multiracial actor and the troubles that he faces. You know, he's not, he's too, too, too dark for the white rolls and too light for the black rolls, I guess, is kind of what's happening to him. He's Italian, he's playing Hispanic, there's all kinds of stuff going on there. But apparently, this was the, um, he says here at age 27, he would quote, drive around LA with VHS copies of the film in the trunk just in case he bumped into someone who could help him with his dreams Upon seeing Morgan Freeman outside of a four seasons hotel He approached Freeman and handed him a copy of the film and in 1997 Stephen Spillberg saw the movie strays

Having already been impressed with Diesel's performance in multifacial and then wrote a role into saving private Ryan just for him. Oh. It worked. Fasinating in Diesel facts. That's a now that's self-actualization Scott Adams. Maybe he was using the Scott Adam system. But he was writing down 15 times a day I would like Stephen Spillberg to put me in saving private ride.

I would like to be noticed by Steven Spielberg. I'm sorry, can I just give you one paragraph? Yes, you can. I've just been scrolling this. This is from part three. During the day-to-day and tomorrow, try to ignore all of the sexual cues in your environment. When you see a hot dog or a cigar, don't make any automatic associations in your mind. If you see a train

entering a tunnel, think of it as nothing but transportation. Oh my God, he's the horniest man alive. I see a guy eating a hot dog and I'm like, ugh. I wish someone would fuck me right now. Also I'm hungry, I would like to buy a hot dog. Incredibly horny Scott Adams. He like pulls up at the petrol station, puts the nozzle into his car, goes inside, sees those salty old hot dogs rolling on the rollers. Ooh, donuts propped up right next to them. Ugh. of them. Ugh! Just like a fucking montage of him just running around town trying not to look

at things that are like phallic just being like, oh God no it's everything. Oh. All right, anyway, I've been diesel. It's to pull over so he doesn't drive through a tunnel. If you see, you know how you're constantly seeing trains drive into tunnels? All the time. I mean, yeah, you're fucking, you're standing there at Central Station, you're just like, oh, that train's gone back into the tunnel.

My goodness. So, Vin Diesel, he's gone down the road, set by his peers, Jeremy Ren and more specifically Wolfmother with the EDM tip and we're gonna give you a little little premier right here of Vin Diesel song feel like I do Vin Diesel and Kaigo couldn't tell you kigo ky go prong Pronounce that as you will, at your own leisure. Here we go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's too lean when you walk right on by and I'm just freezing. It's just like the time to try to buzz only it fit me like you.

And I'm not the time who likes to rush in, but I want to. It really is a song. It's just like they've taken a pop song and that it's Fidd Diesel talking over the top of it. But she's got a nice voice, it's not criminal. Very very gravely voice that he's putting to use here. Should we should we dive into the lyrics for me? I would love to very very much. All right. Who goes out on a Tuesday night in this town? Bars too quiet and the cover band is too loud. Step outside I'm a bout to leave when you are right on by and I'll just freeze.

All the times you try to find someone that hit me like you, and I'm not the type who likes to rush in, but I want to. Now I own the chorus. I don't know you, but it feels like I do. And I was frozen when you walked in the room. Because every single word, it just makes my stomach turn? Oh, hmm. Because I don't know you but it feels like I do. That's cute. How old is Vindiesel is approximately 64 years old. That can't be right. I'm gonna say I reckon, I reckon

I reckon I reckon. thintowards 50 is what I reckon Surely yeah then he's was 53 years old it's a 53 year old man Jesus Christ Still out there kicking it with a rock making movies making movies like bloodshot absolutely terrible The rare movie hate the rock now don't they fucking hate each other oh really thing Oh really there's just like that whole, um, there's been like a longstanding thing in the Fast and Furious movies about neither of them being able to get more screen time or to seem like they could beat the other one. They have to be like exactly on par of the movies. That's adorable. That's beautiful. It's beautiful. It's very nice.

Okay so one last thing here. It's train time. Trainly speaking. We have here. We don't have an intro specifically for train stuff. We should get one. It should just be the plainly speaking one but with like a steam whistle instead of the chimes. Just train train noises. I can probably do that. This is from CNN. Three railroad workers built a quote man cave under New York's Grand Central Terminal. Three railroad employees were suspended without pay for converting a room underneath Grand Central Terminal in New York into their own personal man cave. Suspended without pay, I'm glad they didn't do anything like shoot anybody and kill them. Because you usually get to... Different strokes for different folks, you know?

I think you usually get to get suspended with pay when you do that. The room was furnished with a warm-outed TV connected to a streaming device. A futon couch refrigerator, air mattress and microwave. According to a report released Thursday by the Metropolitan Transportation Authority Inspector Caroline Pecorne. She said, now I would just like to note having seen the photos that this room looks like it is approximately one foot by three feet. It is an extremely small room crammed in under here somewhere. And also it's just like, it's basically like if you worked in a big office and somebody said, hey, you can turn this broom closet into a break room.

That's 100%. That's pretty much the vibe on this thing, right? It looks extremely small. It looks like possibly the only space that these guys can sit down for a minute. I definitely saw some people online saying, yes, it's called a break room. That thing that employees used to have, you know? So, um, Metropolitan Transportation Authority Inspector Caroline Pecoranie, Pekorny, says, quote, many of you New Yorker has fantasized about kicking back with a cold beer in a prime piece of Manhattan real estate, especially one this close to good transportation.

It's right there in the train station. It's like, dude, how great would it be to good transportation. It's right there in the train station. Same thing to say. It's like, dude, how great would it be to kick back with a cold beer in a piece of prime Manhattan real estate? I'm always saying this to my friends. When somebody says to me, would you like to kick back with a cold beer in a piece of like mediocre Manhattan real set. I say, fuck that, fuck that, fuck that, fuck that, fuck that, fuck that, fuck that, fuck that, fuck that, fuck that, fuck that, fuck that, fuck that, fuck that, fuck that, fuck that, fuck that, fuck that, fuck that, fuck that, fuck that, fuck that, fuck that, fuck that, fuck that, and fuck you. Fuck off. How close to Grand Central, aren't we?

Oh, it's more than a five-minute walk. Fuck you. She continues, but few would have the chutzpah to commandeer a secret room beneath Grand Central Terminal and make it their very own man cave, sustained with MTA resources and maintained at R R rider's expense. They were all summarily executed. It's not your rider's expense. They're just hanging out in their room. What do they mean by maintained? Like a guy's going into the secret room they don't know about

and cleaning it for them? Yeah. Well there's a photo of the open fridge and like the fridge door just has like half a bottle of cranberry juice and an open can of beer. Also they keep calling it a man cave. It's just like a room. Like it's not a man cave. It's not like they've got like one of those fake duke boxes that a puncher like fucking centerfolds plastered up on the walls. It's a fucking room with a TV in it. Calm down. There's no um Route 66 signs on the wall. There's no like old cool old license plates.. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like th. It's like th. It's like the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's th. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like. It's like like. It's like th. thi theeat thi theat thi thi. It's like like. It's like. It's like the the the the th. There's no Route 66 signs on the wall. There's no like old cool old license plates or anything like that. There's no old old beer advertising. No framed picture of some dogs playing poker. Nope. Neri a piece of sign sports memorabilia in sight. Just ridiculous. And like this whole thing of like sustained with MTA resources.

I don't know if that means the light in the room is switched on sometimes. I think it's the light. They're talking about the light. The electricity that the fridge uses, but like, unless these are other things that we're already just kind of down there. And we're getting used to, again, th, some fucking musty-ass old futon and like you know a small fridge and a TV. So let's let's go through what they found here. The office of the Inspector General found the following incriminating things. A half consumed beer in the refrigerator and an empty can in trash. So half consumed beer in the refrigerator and an empty candle trash. So between three people they had one and a half beers.

Disgusting. We'll save the rest of this one for later. Nothing like coming back to the fridge after a 12-hour shift and finishing the other half of my beer that I started the day before. Who's drinking half a beer? Yeah. Hey buddy, you're going to finish this beer you opened th? the the the the th th? th? th? th th th th th th th th th in th in th in th in the the th in the th in th in th in the other half of my beer that I started the day before. Who's drinking half a beer? Yeah. Crazy thing to do. Hey buddy, you're gonna finish this beer you opened last week? They also found a cabinet under the TV that they think was built to hide the TV. Well, incriminating evidence. Okay. TV wasn't hidden in there but okay. just a cabinet. A clear plastic bag filled with sheets and a comforter. Oh, maybe these guys, maybe the missus is mad, you know? Go to find somewhere to sleep.

Ah, bloody wife's angry at me again, time to sleep at the trade station. And a cabinet in a locksmith shop storage area that hid a pullout cart. Right. Sounds nice. This really reminds me of like, you know how Amazon drivers were getting found having like trucks full of bottles of piss because the schedules that they were on to deliver a number of packages in a day did not allow them to actually stop and use a bathroom somewhere. And the solution for this was for Amazon to say, hey, you guys have banned from having

piss bottles in the truck. Like wonderful, great great bandaid over the top of... You've solved that problem once and for all. The Office of the MTA Inspector General said it had received an anonymous complaint in February 2019 about the room. The complaint described the same three specific employees would quote, hang out and get drunk and party. A second similar complaint was made in late 2019. Just gotta let the boys vibe sometimes, you know? Just relax. They're literally just vibing. They're literally just vibing. Uhing. The MTA said there is

an overwhelming amount of evidence that three Metro North Railroad employees, a wireman, a carpenter foreman, and an electrical foreman, used the unauthorized break room several times. It's unclear if employees use the room while they're on the clock. So... Who gives a shit? So you can't actually say that any of them drank like an inappropriate amount of beer, whether they did it on work time, whether I was like sleeping there on work time. What if you were doing like a split shift or something and just went, I'm just gonna go lie down on the futon for a bit before I have to immediately go back to work, just to have health insurance, you know?

Mm-hmm. It's unclear when the unauthorized break room was first created and how long it had been in use. The complaints were handed to the Metro North Railroad Security Department of investigation, though the office of the MTA Inspector General found during its investigation and the complaints were never looked at further. What a fucking snitch. Who's complaining about this? Unbelievable. The behavior described in the IG's report is outrageously inappropriate and is not consistent with Metro North's values

and the commitment we have to providing safe, reliable and cost-efficient service to our customers at Metro North Railroad President, Catherine Menaldi. Specifically, our values don't have a secret room with a TV, but... I would like to know in what way this is actually impacting any of those... Any customers? On any level. Grand Central Station Management told investigators, they didn't know the room even existed. Let alone that it was a locksmith storage room, according to to to to to to to to the report. to the report. to to the report to the report to the report to the report the report to to the report the report the report the report the report the report to the report the report the report the report the report the report thethey didn't know the room even existed. Let alone that it was a locksmith storage room according to the report so it is literally a storage closet.

That they weren't using. For storing locksmith's in. Mm-hmm. They didn't know it existed. I didn't even know it exactly. Officials said the wiring of the TV and the streaming device created a potential fire hazard. Oh, fuck off. It did not. It, it. It didn't. It didn't. It didn't. It didn't. It didn't. It didn't. It didn't. It didn't. It didn't. It didn't th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the to the to to to to to to to to to the report to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the report the report the report the report the report the report the report the report the report the report the report the report the report the report the report the the the the the the the the the the the the the report the report the report. the report. the report. the report. the report. the report. the report. the report. the report. the report. the report. the report. the report. to the report. the report. the streaming device created a potential fire hazard. Fuck. Oh, fuck off, it did not.

Sure didn't. I mean, these guys are, this is their job. It's like an electrical foreman. I'm sure he knows what he's doing. Yeah. And they also found that the fire brigade considers an unmapped room for which no one appears to have the key to be very dangerous. I mean you had an unmapped room for which no one appears to have a key before, except some guys now know that it exists. Except someone got to relax for a minute.

Imagine how you're good you'd feel coming up with this, right, as the three guys, you'd be like, so I found this door, and it's not on any of the maps and there's a room in there and no one ever goes in there and they're like, oh, that'd be cool to do something with them. You just like wait a really long time and you're like, no one knows. That's our room. We can do whatever we want with it. It's one highlight of your shitty job you probably get not a paid for is that you go into to watch the big game. Awful. It's, um, it does absolutely rule when you're at a workplace and you just find a place

that nobody ever goes to. Mm-hmm. That's a good feeling. You're just like, what if I just went and stood in there for half an hour, you know? That's my room for standing in there, looked at the wall, said, hey, I'm going to go do some more work tidying up that storage space, you know? Then you just go in there and you just, oh, you just space out, stare at the wall, 45 minutes straight. Beautiful. You do it on the man's dime. That's what's up.

Good for them. They continued the risks associated with employees hiding in that room with the door locked. Fucking hell. Create a variety of hazards including the inability of rescue personnel to quickly access the room. Well that's a risk that they took and that's their choice. Yeah. Also I feel like this is just like grasping at them, ah, it breaks the fire code. We don't like that you've done this,

and it's because you're spinning around, being like too many power boards are piggybacked on top of each other. Dear oh, dear. I think we have, uh, time for one last story. Oh, no, two last stories I reckon. Oh, we're all right. Right, well, eight minutes. Hammer it out. Go for it. Let's go. Well, we're not bound to eight minutes. Then I have to put another quarter into my computer.

Mm-hmm. Oh, today we have an installation in... This is the one thing we didn't want to happen. And just to be clear, um, that it's one tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thus tho tho th one thing we didn't want to happen. And just to be clear, that it's one of those insofar as this is the one thing this one guy did want to happen. Yeah, I wouldn't want it to happen to me if I was this guy. The rest of us are relatively fired with it happening to him, I think. So an Oregon man has accidentally shot himself in the groin while he was showing off his handgun in the middle of a supermarket checkout line, according to police.

Who could have foreseen this? This comes to us by Wave Newsweek. Officers responded to McKay's market located in southwest Highway 101 in Lincoln at around 7.30 PM on Sunday. There they found a 29-year-old man named as Nicholas J. Ellingford had been injured after sustaining a self-inflicted gunshot wound to his groin area and leg. That's... That's like...

Oh, please. That's like, groin area, that they're using sort of... ...Iwomistically here, I believe. I want to say like inner thigh, you know. They also say thigh, later on down here, I believe, which to me. th. th. the, when thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, the, thi, thoome, to to thoom. to to to to to to to to to to to to to toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, to to to to to to the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thoooooooooooooooooome. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. the dick. They also say thigh later on down here, I believe, which to me means it's distinct. When they say groin area, I'm saying they shot through, it shot through his penis. That's what I'm choosing to believe. I was, all right, we'll get into that. We'll do the Zapruder tape break down in a minute. So police say Ellingford had pulled out a Glock 9mm semi-automatic pistol from the waistband

of his pants to flaunt it to a friend while waiting in the checkout line. America. Just flaunting my Glock. Hey, bro, check my block out. Hey, hold this gallon of milk for me for a second, because that's what they would say. That's what they would say. Idiots. Hold my gallon of milk?

Oh, you want to have a court of my gallon of milk? Oh, that's the roast of the United States on here? Oh boy. It's the roast of the United States on here. I've done it all so to our American list. It's a very silly system. And it's just you. You probably are like, oh, you know, some countries do one, some of the other. Look at the fucking map on Wikipedia.

There's like three countries that are still using the Imperial System. It's the same as like, fucking month, day, year format stuff. Like, heaps of people do it like that. No, just because America believes it's the other country of the world. Have a look at a map. It's fucking new guys. It's so funny to me when I see like, uh, right-wing American politics talking about changing the metric and they're like, we will never do what these dirty French

motherfuckers tell us to do. And it's like, you're the guys who are sticking with the Queen's thing. Yeah, really called imperial. Fuck. I'm sorry. And it's so hard to do anything. You're ridiculous. So like looking at recipes and trying to you get like your ounces and your pounds and your courts and you're, they got so many measurements that's absolutely absurd. Buying weed is confusing. Oh it is! You're trying to figure out like grams to ounces to pounds. Hello, I'd like seven grams of weed please.

Oh wait, how many grams are in a quarter ounce, you know, fucking hell. Absolutely ridiculous. Yeah, well, we know, but not everybody knows, you know. When Ellingford went to place the pistol back into his pants, he mistakenly pulled the trigger, according to police. Pretty big mistake. It is, right. I feel like I've never shot a clock, but I feel like there's a few steps there. Hmm I feel like as far as mistakes that you can make with the gun go It's Top five top ten. I reckon accidentally shooting someone else number two accidentally shooting yourself number one. Yeah. Yeah, I think so

I'm just gonna point this gun at myself with the safety off Rest my finger on the trigger. I love the trigger. I th. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th th th the th th th th th th th the th th th the th the the the the the the thi the the the the thi the the thi thi thi thi thi the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the gun the gun the gun the gun the gun the gun the gun the gun the the the the the the thrug thrug tog tog tog te tog tog te te tog te tog te togu go go go go the the to point this gun at myself with the safety off. Rest my finger on the trigger. I love how often this happens in the groin area, just based on where they're keeping their guns. Also, don't just keep it fucking tucked into the waistband of your pants, you absolute freak. Get one of those, uh, fucking cool cool, you know how old 19s cops had the like shoulder holsters? Get one of those. Sam Brown. A what? That is the name of that type of holster.

Huh. Hmm, we'll learn something every day. That's brown with an E on the end. So yeah, this guy get yourself a Sam Brown shoulder holster like Elliot Ness in the movie The Untouchables. I was picturing Steve McQueen in the movie Bullet. Oh, okay. They're two very distinct vibes, but both cool. You know, yes.

Turtle neck and one of those. Oof. Now we're talking. Quote, this is from the police release. As Ellingford was placing a firearm back in the front of his pants, near zipper and button areas. That's that's real cop talks for that is the front of the pants as we traditionally understand them. He accidentally pulled the trigger causing the firearm to discharge. Police added that the bullet tore through Ellingford's groin area and exited out of his thigh. Right? You said I mean narrowly missing his femoral artery.

Yeah, but so... All head. All right, all right. Yeah. You're standing upright for it to come out of your thigh. It's not like you could shoot it through the upper part of your groin and have it come out in your thigh. You've got to shoot through the penis and then go into the thigh. I disagree. I disagree, right? If we're like drawing straight lines, you know, and I do appreciate that they that they made the distinction of saying that it is in the zipper and button area. They want you to know we're talking about right in the center of the body. Yeah, Lucy is now standing up. She's got this lengthened microphone called thank you. It's really useful. I'm picturing right you put it you put it back in here here and then you're shooting like down into the groin like around here

somewhere right right and then it goes down through your leg and out the back of your thigh I'm guessing like just below the buck right because we're not talking but it's going we're going through groin through groin and then out the back the back the back the back the back the back the back the back out the back out out out out out the back out out out the back out the back out the back out the back out the back out the back out the back out the back out the back the back out the back the back the back the back the back the back the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th I th. th. tho tho tho tho tho tho th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I I I I I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm the. the. the. theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. to theee. the. the. the. the. the talking to thigh. We're going through groin, through groin and then out the back of the leg. I don't think it could go through the penis without then exiting the penis, then going back into the groin or thigh area somewhere and coming back out. Well it says it narrowly missed his femoral artery. Right so that way we know it's going through the inside of his thigh th th thigh thigh thine thine thine thine thine th th th th th th th th th th th thigh thigh thigh thigh thigh thigh thigh thigh thigh thigh thigh th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. tho tho the the the the the. I the. I th. I th. I th. I the. I the. I the. I the. I th. I the. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th th th th th th th th th th the the the. We the the the the. We're the. the. theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee an thean. I'm the. the. I'm the. I'm the. I thought just below sort of well I guess the formal artery runs like all the way up there. Now if you own any like say

3D rendering software and are able to put together a model of this. A real like forensic files model send it to us. Yeah yeah if you would like to do a reenactment of this for the show so we could go into a little further, please send that into mailbag at Buntavista.com. Officers rendered first aid before paramedics arrived to take over, police said he was transported to Samaritan North Lincoln Hospital later airlifted to Legacy Emanuel Hospital in Portland, Oregon. No one else is injured in the incidents, just this man in his pride. However, penis potentially. Police said a criminal investigation is ongoing and Ellingford could face charges. Quote, Ellingford did not have a

concealed handgun license and his act was found to be reckless since it placed several people in danger. So there are a few issues here. Several, okay let's get into it. I mean it's funny enough if you've shot your own dick off as I'm alleging and you are licensed to carry a concealed weapon. This is you just illegally having a concealed gun on you being in a supermarket be like, yo check this shit out. Well anyway time to pay for my gallows of mo-ah-oh! Bang, bang, Bang! Bang! Bang! It would be funny if it was multiple shots as well. They're struggling to get it in there.

No, thank you. No being shot through the, even just the groin, let alone the penis, you know? And let alone the thigh as well. Um, yes, like, since getting that appendectomy, which is like really minor surgery, they cut these tiny holes in you, and then for like a week afterwards, you're like, I do not want to move. So the idea of having a hot bullet tear all away from the front through the back of your thigh and come out the other side. So in your groin region, possibly straight through your penis, as you are suggesting a bit. No, I think it's very bad. I think it would actually

take quite a while to recover from that. Who knows if he's going to be able to have his ecstatic New Year's orgasm? Maybe not this guy. As supplied by Scott Adams creator of Dilbit. I don't know. I am going to disagree with your categorization of the under the shoulder holster as a Sam Brown. The Sam Brown belt appears to be that thing on military uniforms where it goes from the belt over the shoulder and back. Oh we got us a holster guy. Just you know I just wanted to check not that I you know you know, I'm going to fact-check everything you say. I mean, we might be things of different things. You are currently fact-checking what I'm saying though, right?

I am, yes, but I don't normally because I can't bother. Yeah, this does appear to be more of like as far as I can find. Also, armpits are funny. Just in general? Yeah, it's a funny thing to have connected to a deadly weapon. Pulling a gun from my armpit. And I have murdered you. So before we get out of here, we have time for one more segment, and that is one that we do have a stinger.

Can I find it in the list of our many, many stingers? I don't know if you just stole for time. Maybe. It's like I found it. This one, plane related, because Lucy, big time plane hit. Here we go. This is your captain speaking. Please return your seat to their upright positions as we are coming in hot on another edition of Plainly Speaking. Yes, plainly speaking established so that Lucy can talk about her sick sick love of planes. Everyone loves it all right they like it. Give me a break. Lucy Lucy was sitting on the couch the other day and they've came, um, they've came through the room going with her, she has like a little, um, like a little 747, like a little Qantas 747?

It's not a 747, it's an A380. Jesus. I don't know, I don't fucking Christ. What is it then? It's got four engines, it's very clearly in A380. Okay, sorry, so I, A380 toy. Lut said, why didn't you show me this sooner? Why didn't you show me your coolest toy? And then later on when May was in bed and Lucy was playing with it by herself on the couch. She turned to me and said, this isn't where the front landing gear should go. Oh my fucking come. I feel like I should be an accurate toy if they're going to sell it, all right? This is insane.

Oh, all right, just do the story. This is from the ABC. Qantas scenic flight to nowhere could be the fastest selling flight in the airline's history. Would you pay $800 or more for a flight to nowhere? No, this has been Buntavista. Certainly not. More than 130 people in Australia already have and Quontas believes it's one of the fastest selling flights it's ever put on. The airline, which has bled almost two billion dollars since the pandemic began, will run a great southern land joy flight which

will depart and arrive in Sydney. It's a horrible place to start and an even worse place to finish. I thought I was getting away. Oh well this doesn't feel so bad at least I'm not going back, oh for fuck sake. It's just like as you're sitting there, you know, relaxing and then you notice the light through the window start to move across your lap as the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th.a thar thar thar thrive thrivedart thrivedart thigh thrived.aqaqaqaqaqaq. to to to to to to to to to th. thatheir. thigh. thigh. thigh. th. th. th.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a.a. th. th. th. th. th. It's, t. It's, te. te. te. It's. It's. It's tea. It's. It's. It's just just just just. It's just just. It's justa. It's justa. It's justa. It's justa. t. there, you know, relaxing and then you notice the light through the window start to move across your lap as the... Wait. Wait, they're turning the plane around. This makes me think of a story we talked about a couple of weeks ago, which was the guy who

was like, um... The fucked up car guy? Yeah, the guy was like, if I have to work from home, I'm still going to get in my car and drive it for a while for no fucking reason. And yeah, like one of the only positives out of the pandemic is the whole, you know, big reduction in CO2 from people not constantly driving their cars for hours every day to and from work. So I love this shit. I love what if we just sent some planes up in the air and just flew them around in a circle and came back down. Beautiful stuff.

It sounds nice, but it's very pointless and stupid. I saw this headline and I thought it was going to be like, you can sit on the plane and we'll feed you and give you alcohol and you can watch a movie. And that would be nice. And you were like, yeah, that's the dream for me. They just have ground crew like jumping up and down on the wings to move it around a little. The passengers had been promised great views of Australian icons like the Great Barrier Reef and Uluru, which are off limits to many people due to border closures. From the sky, there are no border restrictions, the advertisement says. Well if you don't have a window seat, what's to. to. to. to. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the their their their their the sky there are no border restrictions," the advertisement says. Well if you don't have a window seat, what's the point in this? You can't even see anything. You just get to breathe that beautiful airplane air.

So Qantas has these other flights, which I briefly entertain the idea of doing ages ago because until I looked at how fucking much they cost, but they do these flyovers of Antarctica. And the way they do them is that you the the the the th, th, like the their, like their, like their, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like their, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like their, like, like, like, like, like, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their.e.e.e. We're their. their. their. their. their, their, their, their. these flyovers of Antarctica and the way they do them is that you don't get like a reserved seat as much as you get, there's like, they're only, you know, sell a quarter or less of the plane or whatever and you alternate. So some people get some time in the window seats and then you go have your drinks and snacks and then you go back and then you go into the window seats, whatever. I don't know if they're doing that or not. But also it's a, this is 130 people for one flight. How many seats are on one of these planes, Lucy? Oh, what plane are we talking here?

What, I don't actually know. Hmm. Maybe they'll say there's no need for baggage on the seven-hour flight with no stopovers, because you're not fucking coming. You're not going anywhere. But passengers have been told they'll also see Katajuta, Byron Bay, Bondi Beach, and Sydney Harbour. Why the fuck would you want to see Byron Bay from the air? Is the appeal of that? Look, there's some awful people down there. Great. Wow, but Quanta says the plane will fly as low as 4,000 feet to get passengers as close as possible to these landmarks.

Don't like that. I don't, which, okay, there's gonna be like a smaller plane or something, right? Right, surely? That seems insane low. What does that mean that when you're taking off, there is a point where you will be at 4, like 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 Just go on a scenic flight, like go in a helicopter or something. Economy tickets were priced at $787. Premium. That's the plane number. That's like fucking like $100 less than I have paid to do return flights to the US. Yeah, that's like a return ticket to America.

Yeah, fucking that's insane to me. That's, what the fuck? Who is paying that? Premium economy, 1,787? Uh, premium economy, 1,7,000. And business class was $3,787. Why are you paying for premium economy? Isn't that just like a better seat?

I got to be further up the plane. Hmm. And the flight still sold out in under 10 minutes. Goodness. Fucking idiots. So are we assuming that the price is that because it is a 787 Dreamliner that they're doing it on? I would assume, maybe? Because that's a big, a tha, a better, a better, a better, a better, a better, a better, a thu, a thu, a thuck, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thi, thi, like, like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, is like, like, is like, is just, is, like, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, th, th. A, th. A, th. A, th. A, that's, that's a big, thi. A, thi. A, thi. A big, thi. A big, that's a big, that's a big, that's a big, that's a big, that's a big, that's a big, that's a big, that's a big, that's a big, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the price is that is because it is a 787 Dreamliner that they're doing it on? I would assume, maybe. Because that's a big fucking plane.

That's pretty big. 360-ish seats, I think. It says the Dreamliner is about, oh hang on, no, sorry, they've got a bunch of different specs here. The 787-8 is 248 passengers. The 787-9 is 296 passengers. Okay. It, th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th- th-1-1-1-1-1-1-1, th-1, th-1, th-1, th-1, th-1, th-1, th-1, th-1, th-I, th-I, th-1, th-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-in I'm th-tha, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, th-in, th-in, th-in, th-in, th-in, th-in, th-in, th-in, th-in, th-t, th-t, th-t, maybe, th-t, maybe-t, maybe-tom, th-tomomome-tome-tome-s, th-s, th-s, th-s, th-sue-s, th-sue-s, th-s, th-s, th-sue-s, maybe-s, maybe-tomea-. The 787-9 is 296 passengers. Okay. It's not the biggest, but this is still ridiculous. It's, um, they, one thing that they're not really getting into in this story is whether

or not they're like, um, keeping people spaced apart on the plane, whether or not there's like- I assume you have to, right? It sounds like they've about half sold it. Yeah, okay. I guess for that purpose. We knew this flight would be popular, but we didn't expect it to sell out in 10 minutes, a Qantas spokesperson said,

it's probably the fastest selling flight in Qantas history. People clearly miss the experience of flying. I don't miss the experience of flying. I like being in other places. I miss the experience of flying but I'm not enough to do something that's stupid. God. And bad for the environment. It's not about the destination, it's about the journey and sitting in a tiny little chamber to take a piss or shit. You know the old airplane bathroom. Bastion of freedom. Not a fan. Don't use them. Don't, the. Don't, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th, the experience. Don't, the experience. Don't, the experience. Don't, the experience. Don't, the experience. the experience. the experience. the experience. the experience. the experience. the experience. But, the experience. But, the experience, the experience the experience thi thi thi the experience the experience the experience thi the experience thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th. But, th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, the experience. Yeah, the experience, the the the the the the the the the the the thi. I thi. I thi thi thi thi the experience they the experience they experience the experience they experience they experience they experience they. I thi. I the thi. I thi., the old airplane bathroom, Bastion of Freedom. Not a fan. Don't use them. Don't, you just don't do it?

No. Oh, I feel like we've talked about this before. Yeah. Yeah. We've all got a thing. And this includes international flights that I've done before. this is the thirty or fourteen hour flights that I. that I. that I. that I. that I. that I. that I. that I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. to. to. to to to thi. to to to to to to to to to thi. thi. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. t. to. to. to. the. the. thea. toe. toe. toe. to. to. to. to. to to to to to before. Wow, this is enlightening. I have a few very specific phobias that are ruining my life. Is one of them being sucked out of the plane

through the toilet when you flush it? Oh, it's honestly, it's not even, it's like not the mechanisms of the toilet, it's not the toilet itself. I just don't know what it is my brain is not good I have some problems well it's not a problem you're gonna have to worry about anytime that's certainly true captain David summer green will pilot the flight on October 10 and said he was quote super stoked to be

flying again after months out of the cockpit I don't want a pilot that says that I'm fucking stoked as I'm stoked to be flying again after months out of the cockpit. I don't want a pilot that says that. I'm fucking stoked as. I'm fucking stoked. All right, I'm going to be getting another plane now goodbye. Also, you can catch planes. You can catch domestic planes. They're still going. You can just do that. He says, this is taking me back to the days when I learnt to fly. Oh, that's definitely th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. too. too. too. tooooome. tooome. I toooome. I toooome. I toooooooooooooooooo. I too. I the days when I learnt to fly. Oh, that's definitely not what I want to be hearing from my pilot.

No, I want them to say, wow, this is just like how I have been flying for 40 years, and it doesn't remind me at all the first days. And we were down in light aircraft flying very low around things, he said. To be able to take an aircraft like this and do the same thia to be to be to be to be thia to be thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi able to take an aircraft like this and do the same thing would be absolutely fantastic. What could go wrong? To be able to do cool studs in a dream lighter full of people. I don't, hmm, this is kind of worrying, I don't know. I don't know if you're meant to take an aircraft like this and fly it like that. That's very strange. I guess they wouldn't be getting their money's worth if they were doing this on a smaller aircraft, right? Like, that's true. To make the price point viable for them, they need a big one, but also they've got this guy

doing fucking barrel rolls for the large passenger. Doing a 7-8-7 barrel roll. Oh, goodness. So, Qua, CEO Alan Joyce has been vocal in his opposition to blanket state border closures and accused leaders of being driven by politics and not health advice. Hmm. Do you think maybe his opinions might be somewhat informed by the fact that he wants to keep making like $25 million a year? Probably. Maybe. I don't want to just level accusations like that.

Quota says demand for domestic travel is high and last week the airline started a petition. Ah, classic petition. Calling on state leaders to ease domestic travel restrictions or risk a lot of business failures. The petition has already been signed by 40,000 people ahead of Friday's National Cabinet meeting, which will discuss the definition of hot spot. For the purpose of border closures. The Oxford English Dictionary defines hot spot. Mr. Joyce said the Great Southern Land flight was a small lifeline at this time. Huh? No, it's not.

This flight means more work for our people who are enthusiastic, more enthusiastic than anyone to see aircraft back in the sky. More enthusiastic than Lucy? How many people do you think this is giving work to? You know, you've got, your baggage people, all of the ground staff, all you know, what have you? I don't think this is going to like completely revitalize the industry doing a handful of like scenic flights and also even with a full plane like the actual profit margin on a flight is really, really low. And so if they're not even selling the whole plane, I feel like it's not going to cover

the cost of it. Yeah, but what if you're paying $4,000 just to fucking fly around with no baggage? Look, that's the whole thing with first class, right? They're like essentially the ones paying for to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the the thi, thi, thoomffffffffffffffffffffffet, the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their, their their their thi. thi. thi. the. the. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thean. thea. thean., right? They're like essentially the ones paying for the flight. Paying for the whole flight, yeah. Thank God for rich cunts. We love really be without them. Because I like being able to afford to go on an aeroplane. Quaunis has not ruled out organizing more scenic flights.

anis initiative taken up by airlines in Asian countries also desperate to keep pilots working. Taiwan Airline EVA recently organized a Father's Day scenic flight over the country and Japanese airline A&A took passengers on a 90-minute-mined flight last month. Oh. Kind of curious to see that. It's just my ties on the plane I assume. Singapore Airlines is now considering flights to nowhere to and from Changi Airport. One of the great airports I think we can all agree. Mr. Joyce said considering the demand for this new kind of trouble, Qantas will definitely look at scheduling more scenic flights to nowhere. This is all about literally literally one flight. I guess so. This is from the great Australian journalistic tradition of just barely altering a press

release that you've been sent by Qantas. Beautiful stuff. Now, just before we get out of here, you may notice an absence of Theo for the next hour many weeks, and that's because him and his wonderful wife have had a beautiful baby boy. A nice little baby called Finn. Little Finn Thomas, he is extraordinarily cute. All the photos, Theo keeps sending us adorable, largely because they also have thio in them, and all of us, I think, have been doing a very good job of not replying, that's great.

Which one's the baby? Very sweet of us. we're wonderful friends. No, it looks very happy and also I agree a lot of babies look like shit when they first come out. I'm just going to say it. This is a good-looking baby. A lot of babies look disgusting. A lot of babies look like little 50-year-old men, scrunched up miserable faces. This baby has big round cheeks. Terubic, I would almost

describe it as. Nice good looking smooth pink baby, and that's what's up. That's what you want. That is what you want, because sometimes you see people's babies and they're like, look at my baby and you go, that's, that's a baby. Keep it up. It'll, um, it'll get better. Keep it. It's all going to shake out for you, baby. Uh, so yeah, lots of love to Theo, Caylan Finn, uh, gnome, I guess. I don't know what the names of the chickens are.

Uh, I don't even know if the chickens have names. Wow, that's rude. That's just savage. It's not come up in conversation. I mean he also has bees. Do you think his bees have names? It would be ridiculous to try and name all the bees? See that's where you draw the line is somewhere between chickens and bees. How many chickens? How many chickens has you got? Uh, two or three? Yeah, so you can probably remember those. You can probably you can probably remember those. I feel. I feel. You th. You th. You th. You? Well, we'll check into that and we will follow up and we will let you, the listener know about Theo's chickens and their names. And potentially the bees and their names. So yeah, if you want to write into the show, have a little chit-chat with us send something into mail bag at Punta Vista. Australian listeners can also call in leaving message 1-8003175-American listeners can call 732876 three

446 and if you'd like to write into do so call into the voicemail of a different podcast it's not ours stop it stop it 888 842 2357. Hey Theos baby was 3.5 tho's three point five kilos or for just Americans 7 pounds 11 ounces. How many fluid ounces? The volume of the baby was how much fluids in that baby. Yeah and also what was the only other thing we've got to say? Oh, and his baby was born with the call on, which is like born like still inside the placenta? He had a sack baby. And that is extremely rare.

One in every 80,000 births, tea bird said. When I told illness, she said, that's magical. And Theo told us that you have to peel the baby out of their like Ace Ventura coming out of the fake rhinos ass in Ace Ventura when nature calls. Birth is a miracle. Truly is. So that's it. That's it for us. Thanks to listening.

We'll see you later. Oh, hi. you