Boonta Vista - EPISODE 176: We Have No Choice But To Kyrgyzstan

Episode Date: November 29, 2020

Lucy, Andrew, Theo, and Ben explore just how badly you can fuck up muck-up day, just how much Australian journalists want to be the Neutral Planet Guy, and just how easy it is to film your own ass shitting while you're on a video call. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [e-mail]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: boontavista.com/merchandise Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Welcome to Buentevista episode 176. We're here doing an improv show. We don't want to be here. It's unclear who's ever enjoyed either part of this, but we've insisted on doing this show and invited you and made you feel guilty enough to show up. On the stage is the most visibly nervous man you've ever seen, wearing a black turtle neck and just dripping mountain of sweat from every part of his body. Theo, why did you join an improv true?

Um, okay, so I kind of got sucked in to coming along to a UCB show, and now I'm $40,000 in debt to UCB. They make you pay to show up for some for some for some for some their their to to show their to show up for some to show up for some their to show up for some their to show up for some B. They make you pay to show up for some reason. And I figure I have to be here or else all of that, oh God. Well, at least you're enjoying yourself. All that money is wasted. And no, this is hell. This is the worst day of my life. And I think it's something going to get worse as the day goes on. I think it is, unfortunately. As I get sweettier, th. This is, th. th. th, th, th, th, to to to thi, I have to to to to to to to thi, I have to thi, I have to to to thi, I have to to to to thi thi to to to be to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be th. I have thi, I have thi, I have thi thi thi thi thi thi the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to be the to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the. And I think it's something going to get worse as the day goes on. I think it is unfortunately. As I get sweatier, visibly sweater, I'm just taking off all of my clothes until I'm

unfortunately totally nude. It's the only way I can get cool enough on this stage. And then I'm just hoping to yes and my way through. Good stuff. Next to Theo, stands a much taller man in a black turtleneck, who is just the most visibly high man you've ever seen in your life. Ben, are you enjoying yourself? Oh, the two prompts I just got from the crowd were a homosexual gentleman and a sausage store? I think there's going to be a little bit of comedy coming up. Well, in the audience, there's a real piece of shit guy sitting up the back. He's drinking a Heineken or a Corona or something.

He's been asked to yell out a fun scenario. Andrew, what have you got? For the record, it's a Heineken, but I also got them to put a slice of lemon in it. Oh. That is a Peter false th. Heineken but I also got them to put a slice of lemon in it. That is a beat of false drink. Yeah, you guys up on stage asked for a scenario. Right, get this.

You're at a stand-up comedy event. You on the left, you wearing a black turtleneck and sweating a lot, you wearing a black turtleneck and sweating a lot, but not as much as the right with beard, much taller, you are also wearing a black turtleneck, sweating a lot but not as much as the other guy. Hey, good one mate. You want to come up here and give it a go? It's not so easy. The fucking comedian down here.

Everyone's a comedian and at a stand-up comedy improv night. Yeah, it's true of all the people in the crowd as well. Just yell out. Just yell out if you've got any suggestions next to you're at a comedy show. They love that. They love that. Unless it's that guy, the fucking loose-dosey-bloat guy, you saw the video right? Yeah, it's wild. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh, so. Okay, so maybe he's got some stuff going on in his personal life, that certainly seems to be the case, but, and I apologize if this is problematic. I think the stuff in his personal life is probably the, uh, I have sold all of my furniture to pay for shard. And look, I'm not a doctor.

I simply couldn't say, all I know is that it's very, very funny for a comedian, which is objectively sort of one of the softest professions there is, yes. Yeah, to try and threaten people. Especially, there's a bit in the video where he tries to sort of burn the guy by being like, that's because my comedy's over your fucking, but he can't remember the word head. Just he pauses for a little bit. Ah. It's like Sherylians are so calm. Who is this guy, by the way?

Just for a crumb of context. Alex Schueter Williamson, I think is his name. He is a not good YouTube comedian who does live shows and has a history of sort of flipping out at people in the audience. There was one from I think last year where he like completely tried to destroy this guy for like throwing a beer on the stage but it turns out it wasn't that guy. Which is great. He's yeah reflects very well on him. Very cool. He's given it a go. He's putting himself out there and and that's the hardest part of creating art, like say, a podcast. Yeah, you're right.

We should be kinder to ourselves. Yeah, we are brave. We are special. We are important. Much like that comedian, we are true cerebral assassins. Up here putting it all out. Was that what they called they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th th. Was that what they called Brett the hit man heart? The cerebral assassin?

Yeah. I think so. I think it was him. No, that was, sorry, it was Triple H. The game. Oh, I'm so sorry. He was the cerebral assassin. Because you never knew when he was going to strike you with a sledgehammer. Cam's gonna be real mad at me for getting that wrong. Apologies to a listener of the show, friend of the show, Cam. So sorry. Very sorry.

So moving on to the portion of the stand-up show in which we open the newspaper and say, what's going on in here? And people love it. What is podcasting, not improv? Really? What is podcasting if not me putting on my glasses and opening the newspaper? This is maybe the least improvised podcast in the world in the sense that we're largely just reading out articles. It's, it is improvised in the sense that you know, I really know what we're doing. Mm-hmm.

That's true. I like to improvise the way that words are pronounced sometimes. Yeah. No more coronavirus. No more coronavirus. Andrew, I don't think you can laugh at him for mispronouncing words. No. It's just nice for the shoe to be on somebody else's

foot, you know? Your foot in this case, is that... I don't mind. The shoe can go anyway. The man just loves shoes. The shoe is for kicking. The shoe goes on your foot so that you can kick the other person for saying in Novel. Don't mind they're dead. Why would I kick you? That sounds really unpleasant. What is the point of the shoe. the shoe. the shoe. the shoe. the shoe. the shoe. the shoe. the shoe. the shoe. the shoe. the shoe. the shoe. the shoe. the shoe. the shoe. the shoe. the shoe. the shoe. the shoe. the shoe. the shoe. the shoe. the shoe. the shoe. the shoe. the shoe. the shoe. the s. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's is. I's is. I. I's is. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the the point of the shoe? I just thought we were helping people get more shoes on feet, you know? I don't actually understand the metaphor at all, I don't think. Do you think it's written by like a barefoot is legal person? Like, ah, fuck, shoes on my feet. Disgusting. I'd hate for that to be tr version of like the egg on my face. Wait, hang on, sorry. When we say the other foot, we're assuming this is from one person's foot to a different person's foot, not that your left shoe is. It's on someone else's foot? Yeah, now I can see where the issue is. Is that what you're picturing? Is this an interperson transfer or an intra-person transfer? Well, okay, I think if we're going the the issue. the issue. the issue. the issue. the issue. the issue. the issue. the issue. the issue. the issue. the issue. the issue. the issue. the issue. Is the issue. Is the issue. Is the issue. Is the issue. Is the issue. Is the the the th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is? Is. Is? Is? Is. Is. Is? Is? Is? Is. Is. Is. Is? Is. Is. Is. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is this. Is this is. Is this is. Is this is. Is this is. Is this this is. Is the the the the the the the the the the the the the thfer. Okay, I think if we're going to break it down, I think what's happening is,

I think we're going to get to the bottom of this. I think what's happening in this scenario, right, is that we have two people, they're having a disagreement. And there's one shoe between... That much is obvious, right? They're both lashing out at each other, mainly with their feet. There is one shoe available for somebody to attempt to strike the other with on their foot, and then at some point in the tussle, you know, maybe they've gone to the ground, they're rolling around a bit, they've broken free and come back up again, and the shoe

wearer looks down, fuck. The shoe has been truly on the shoe wearer looks down, fuck. The shoe has been transferred. The shoe is truly on the other foot. It's his foot. Why would you want one shit? Never mind. When do you think this phrase originated? This saying began life as the boot is on the other leg, appearing in print in the mid-19th century. Putting the left shoe on the right foot would of course entail considerable discomfort. A meeting retained in the metaphor. Oh, like your shoes are on the wrong feet.

Yes. Is that what worse? This is an intra-person shoe swap, not an interperson shoe swap. Okay. So it's, you've really fucked up now, your shoes are on wrong. Yeah. This is the wrongest I've ever gotten. You're dumb, motho fucker. You put your shoe on the wrong foot by your actions.

Dumbest thing you can do in the 19th century. Fools. My God, that's thi the th see it never fall for that. That's right. Glad we got that coming. And that's sort of the improv style that we do on this podcast. Yeah, in the audience, anybody, shout out an idiom. Do you want some idiots who have known what they're talking about to try and guess what

it means? And then maybe look it up three episodes later. Oh boy. What is a patard anyway? Oh, let's not get back on the patard watch. Instead we're going to figure out whatever this is. We don't have a title or a theme for this. It's been denoted in the show notes by a series of thiae. thiae. thiae. th. this. It's been denoted in the show notes by a series of question marks. Yep. You can't make question marks up a case, but I feel like if you could, Ben would have done that. Yeah, they're alarmed question marks and they could have hit it with a interobang. Yeah, the single

character in terrabang even. So, uh, you know, in the absence of having any kind of theme for that, we're just going to have to refer to it as, what have we got here? Totally unacceptable sex-doll incident corner? Yeah, I think that kind of covers it. Might pop up again later. Well, let's see if it ever comes back up. This is, from the ABC, we were going to talk about this last week, but Lucy was not available. We had to make sure she was here for this. Thank you so much.

From the ABC, Malacuda College investigated after quite totally unacceptable sex-doll incident, oh that's good, it's in the title. On mock-up day. All right, so straight away. We've got to say what muck-up day is right? Yeah Now Lucy did you did you go to a school with a muck-up day? I did and then they canceled it the year after us Doesn't like everyone claimed that that happened at their school right that they're like oh We're gonna be the last one. It's so bad. They can't so bad. They can't today. It's so bad. It's like? It's so bad. they's so bad. they's so bad. they's so bad. they's so bad. they's so bad. they's so bad. they's so bad. they's so bad. they's so bad. they're so bad. they're so bad. they're so bad. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're so bad. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're to they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're so bad. they're so bad. they're so bad. they're so bad. they're so bad. they're so bad. they're so bad. they're so bad. they're so bad. they're so bad. they're so bad. they're so bad. they're so bad. they're so bad. they're so bad. they're so bad. they're so bad. they're so bad. they're they're they. they. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're so bad. teacher says, you know, I don't say this to every year, but you kids. Are the best year.

Yeah, except it's, I don't say this every year, but you guys fucked up the toilet so much that we're never doing muck up day again. I don't say this every year, but you are all going to prison. So who wants to explain Muck Up Day? All right, so Muck Up Day is like, what is it, the last day of year 12 of high school where you get dressed up in costumes and just do a bunch of stupid shit? We did not have a costume element to ours? No costumes. No costumes. What did you do then? This might be some fancy pants, Victorian thing that I'm not familiar with. The fun part is the costumes. We just to th th to to to to the the the the the to the the the the the th. th. th. the the th. th. thuuuck the the the thuck the the m m muce the muce muceckupucooomucooom. the mucing the mucku-upoomu. the muce. the muce. the muce. the muce. M. M. M. M. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their thu. thu. M. M. Muc. Muc. Muck. thu. tode. todayu. todayu. todayu.u. todayu.u. M. thu. Muce. their their thing that I'm not familiar with. Oh, the fun part is the costumes. We just got to like 2 p.m. on the last day and the teachers went, oh fuck it.

Just go. And so we all got in my dad's Hyundai Excel. I think I was in the boot and someone else was driving for some reason. Drove to the beach and then all ran in naked. Oh, we did that except we kept our uniforms on. There was no nudity involved. Should try with the nudity. Yeah, they do things different in the car, don't they?

We basically just like, so it's like, you get, they pretend that it's on purpose that they let kids just sort of fuck the school up a little bit. We, I don't know, like throw water balloons and shit, right? We threw all of like every other grade of kids' bags on the roof. That was fun. I see. A bunch of other kids. Not me, spray painted a bunch of teachers, cars. That's a lot of the school. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that, that. that. We're that, that, that, that, that, that, that. We, thathea. We, th. We, th. We, th. We, th. We, th. We, th. We, th. We. We. We. We. We. We. We, th. We. We. We, th. We, th. We, th. We, th. We, th. We, th. We, th. We, th. We, th. We're, th. We're, that. We're, throw, throw, throw, the. We throw, throw, throw, throw, the. We throw, throw, throw, throw, the. We, they're also fun. Oh, wow. But like, it's weird, depending on. That's, I think it depends on the school. It depends a lot of the school.

Wildly expensive vandalism. Yeah, a couple of kids did an armed holdup with bank down the street. And we were only the second worst high school at Harvey Bay, so who knows what those other kids did. Yeah, it really depends on your school I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thate, th. thate, the. the. the, thate, the. the, the, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, their, their, their, their, th. It's, thi. It's, the. It's, the. It's, the. It's, theeeeeeean. It's, thean. It's, thean. It's, thean. It's, theeeeeeeeeeee.. Yeah, it really depends on your school, I think. There's a lot of latitude there, but sometimes, you know, it's the people doing pranks, sometimes there's people actively damaging the school. It could go either way. And given that it's Australia, it is often a blackface occasion. Hmm. No, no, for a while. No pageanty. Definitely in the past. Well, it's probably good that. that. that. that. that. that. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. th. th. th. the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their people is their their their people is people is people is people is people is their their there's people there's people, it's people. It's people. It's people. It's people. It's people. It's people. It's people. It's people. It's people, it's people. It's their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. their their people are their their their their their people are a their their their their their their their people is people, probably good that Queensland was not doing the costumes because you know what it'd be. Absolutely. I don't really have a remembrance of any particular markup day type thing, but I suspect that that's probably another artifact of like going to school in the ACT because they sort of get to year 10 and then you finish like high school and then you have year 11 and 12 at a college. You're like college or whatever.

So I think... What? What the fuck is this? Really? It's wild shit. Yeah. Yeah, so we don't have like high school that goes until year 12. That just stops and then you go somewhere else. So I think that that sort of, that kind of fucks with a bunch of thi thi th th th th th th th tho th tho th th th tho th tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho that that that, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, or what, or what, or what, or what, or what, or what, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, or, to to to to tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, that that that that that that that that the. that that that the. that that that the. that thi. that that th that kind of fucks with a bunch of those things like having that whole,

hey I've been going to high school and it's all the way through to the end of this and then I'm leaving and going to university. And so now we'll all do a big thing at the end of that. At the end of your 12, you don't even go to that school that's that's that's that's that. Whereas like at the end of your 12 you'd only been going to that school for two years anyway. You know? Right. It's wild. It was very strange. I feel like there was you know a bit of somebody throw on some water balloons kind of thing but my only remembrance of it was was them being good teachers being like yeah you know you can kind of throw some water balloons and stuff but seriously don't actually don't actually fuck anything up right we're serious

you know no sex doll incidents for you no very few unrelated to school victorian education officials are investigating after primary school children saw teachers and older students with an inflatable sex doll during a regional schools mug up day celebration. And just celebrating... Like just in case we hadn't really like been clear when we were describing it before. This is generally something that the teach, like the students do, right? Yes. The students mock up.

Yeah. Well, and like you were describing, there's this kind of tension between like like you guys were saying on one hand it's not like endorsed by the school but they're also sort of aware to an extent that it's going to happen I think for them ideally if they can kind of help to channel it. It's sort of like a purge scenario almost. Yeah into specific kind of things like I'm sure that no teacher is like oh yeah I knew they'd be spray painting all of our cars today but I still drove to work you know sure no one was too happy with that. I think yeah I think there is like a bit of an awareness of the teachers that like well we know you're gonna do this but try not to go to absolutely psycho.

Normally the teacher is not like, let me blow that thing up for you. Yeah. Department of Education and Training has appointed an external law firm to investigate the end of year celebrations for year 12 students at Malacuda College about 600 about 600 kilometers. It is Victorian pervert. At the school's markup day on November 6, it is alleged a student bought a female sex doll to the skewl. The skewl has primary and secondary students age from 5 to 18 years. Well then there's your mistake, come on. Get some separation in there, you know. The ABC understands several teachers, including the principal, were seen by many primary school students as young as five, with the doll during the school's 55 minute lunch break.

Well, they've got to learn some time. That's true. How did you learn? So good. Sources said the blow-up female doll had visible genitals. That's such a... That's very graphing. It's so vivid. I don't know if I would describe what... Like a blow-up doll.

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Oh boy. Visible generals and was tied to a pole during lunch break and had water and ice thrown on it. This is just bizarre. Why are you doing this? This is like some fucking Lord of the Flyers shit now. Why are you doing that to the sex doll? This poor sex doll.

The sources said students and at least one teacher rode on top of the sex doll down a children's slide and a female name was given to the doll. Now they have not included in the article. That's so upsetting. I want to know the name so bad. I really want to know the name. I'm gonna guess like maybe Tina. Oh, I was gonna say Tina. What have you both gone for Tina? It's just just seems right. It feels right. Okay. That's insanely insane. Not where my brain was going with that. All right. What are you got? I was thinking more th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I was th. I was th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. the the thi. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm the. I theat. I theat. I theat. I thea. thea. I theat. I thea. I theat. I the. I want. I want. I want. I brain was going with that. All right, what do you got? I don't know, I was thinking more like a destiny or a chastity or something, you know? I can't believe you both arrived at those visible genitals.

Who's Tina to you? Who is Tina? How is the name Tina become imprinted upon both of your minds? This is some sort of buried pop culture thing. It's just the vibe this story gives me. Okay and if you're a listener who's a teener, let's know how you feel about that. Right in, tell us how it feels. Mailbag at Buntowista. Dot com. A picture of school principal Tim Cashmore close to the doll and with young primary school children nearby was posted on social media but later taken down. This is wild. So is this, okay, so you do the water balloons so that they don't go on through like grenades or Molotov cocktails or whatever at each other, right?

So it's a, it's a providing one thing to limit the rest. Is this, it's the sextal thing so that they can kind of blow off some steam without just having all of the kids end of it scenario...the end of it scenario where they're all just fucking in a sewer. So you're saying this is sort of a noble act to stop a larger more hideous act of perversion undertaken by the principal. That's exactly right. Blow off a small amount of horniness to stop them from blowing off an even larger amount of horniness into and around each other.

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signing the Shining sucked and I'm gonna make a better Shining if he took that stance with the hit movie just they cut too many things about the book, namely the preteen orgy in the sewer. Mine's got to be three hours long, two and a half hours of that is the orgy. I've actually taken the alien clown out of it, and now it is just pretty in. Couldn't fit it in. Releasing a new 2020 edition of the book in which he has inserted five more orgy. Well now there's a prologue, long orgy in that. So, um, a parent who did not want to be named, told the ABC the young child.

Fuck. Oh, this is pretty bad. I just tried to take my glasses off. Fuck. Oh, this is awful. This is pretty bad. I just tried to take my glasses off and they weren't even on my face. Oh. Imagine your child coming home and being like, hey, mom. A ma'am. So, a parent who did not want to be named, the ABC the young child had described the naked female name-redacted doll to them in detail, saying the doll had, quote, a lot of

holes and lipstick. I didn't hear your child saying that and having to be like, yep, that's a sex doll they're talking about. Those are sex holes. Okay, but also how many holes? Yeah, what are a lot of holes? It can't be upwards of like three, sure. Hard maximum at three. Yeah, yeah, okay. And I'm saying you're probably getting two. I'm thinking two. Three seemed really overbored. So maybe this child needs a

bigger imagination. There was so many holes. No, it was two. Goodness. Goodness. Okay, a lot of holes. No it's not. It was two. Goodness. Okay, a lot of holes and lipstick. The parents said they were quote, aghast and disgusted by the use of the sex doll in front of young children. Another parents said their primary school child told a teacher on the day that they needed to put clothes on the doll before the prep students saw it. What a, what an angel. What a precocious young child. Oh. You maybe want to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thoes. thoosuoosk thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooos. the th. the cious young child. You maybe want to chuck a shirt on that bad boy? It's fine to me, a practically ancient six-year-old, but perhaps the four-year-olds will see this. I'm begging you to put a dress on Tina, you know. Oh my goodness. So my kids are five and seven. And like... And they don't know what sex holes are, I'm assuming. Oh, they've asked me today. She's like, has mommy ever touched your penis? Oh, no. I said, yes.

Not since we were married. Yeah. Like, it's always a bit weird because, you know, you don't want to have kids and suddenly become like an extremely weird Puritan about everything. True. But you also, there are also some things where you're just like, come on man. Like people, you know, out in public doing stuff in front of your kids and you're like, what are you doing? Come on. I feel like you should reserve the right to be able to say, uh, in response up until they're about 12.

And then you can start giving them a yes or a no or what have you. Well, look, we have been honest and we have explained to our children that we have had sex. That's... And then they're like, okay, so far so good. One question. How many holes should the plastic lady at school have? Maximum three. So yeah, I guess my point is that like there's plenty of things that I see where people get themselves in a big knot about something like some teens have done or whatever and I'm like calm down. They're just

teenagers being dickheads you know no reason to get extremely pent up about it. I can't imagine one of my kids coming home and being like I'm scarred. I'm scarred by seeing the visible genitals of the inflatable lady. Are you saying that your children are psychically stronger than the children at Malacuda whatever school? Number one, yes. Mm-hmm. I don't know. I guess I'm just thinking out loud about like how would I feel if I was sent an email by the school saying we have some bad news that we have to address about the school. A blow-up doll was cited by young children. But I also think it's not unreasonable to say, hey, principal of the school, perhaps do not ride the naked blow-up doll down the slide in front of the prep kids.

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and that Mr. Cashmore was taking leave. School council member and parent, Kate Tregellis, said, despite the letter to parents being co-signed by the council president, she knew nothing about it. Cool. All right. Quote, I got a lot of texts, emails and phone calls from parents saying, what the hell is going on at the school, she said, and I said, well, actually we don't know.

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and hosing it. Probably doing the happy Gilmore, hose between the legs. It's like a great lesson for them in like the fallibility of adults. You know, you're sort of like, ah, adults know what they're doing, they're the authority they're in charge of things. You're just like, these guys just fucked up their own careers because they got swept up in mock-up day. Those fucking idiots. Has anybody else ever had an experience at school with like a teacher, usually a cool teacher where they've done something and everyone was like pretty cool? and the the the the their their their and then their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their teacher, where they've done something and everyone was like pretty cool and then later on the school is like yeah they don't work here

anymore. Kind of except minus the pretty cool thing I'm pretty certain our year 10 chemistry teacher accidentally killed a kid in a car. Oh my god that's not cool at all. No, that's not what I'm talking about. But definitely the second part where they're like she doesn't work here for a little while. Are you talking about like running a kid over or? I assume so. She was just gone. That's like that's a lot more grim than the kind of thing I was talking about. I was going to say my year 10 graphics tea. I was, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I was, I was, I was, I wasthing I was talking about. I was going to say my year 10 graphics teacher got caught selling weed to students. That's cool. That's what I'm talking about. It's much good. I think comfortably in between those two. Well halfway. One of our like, it was like her first year

teaching drama students had been sleeping with one of the year 12 students. Everyone was like, like we, because he was in my grade and we like knew him, we're like, nice work, bro. And then, yeah, she was fired. That's kind of fucked up. Yeah, and we're like, wait a second. That's insanely wrong. Oh my God, that's very, very bad.

You're a child in her eyes. Yeah, that's pretty how there's like, particularly at boarding schools and stuff with like tutors who are, you know, kind of a couple of years older than the other kids, all that kind of thing, that there's just lots of, lots of those sorts of environments where it's just this kind of open secret that like the tutors and teachers and stuff just a lot of the time get into relationships with students who are still going to those places and that it's just like in a lot of places still very normalized pretty weird which is crazy just go to an

adult bar yeah you can meet adults all over the place my recommendation if you're an, you should have sex with adults. And I'm sorry if that's controversial. Controversial take, but sure. Real stickler for the rules, this guy. I remember a music teacher in high school who was pretty weird. She was like, oh yeah, I've been electrocuted by the power supplies at the back of these keyboards so many times. And then at some point she

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Yeah. Free to drift from place to place like a tumbleweed, you know? My goodness. Speaking of drifting around like a tumbleweed, sometimes you hear a yawning, whistling wind in the distance, blowing something around in a big empty space. And sometimes that empty space is the cranial cavity of professional journalist. That brings us to an installation of...

Yehah! It's the bad tweet roundup, baby. It's the bad tweet roundup, baby. We haven't used that theme in a while. Yehah. That's a theme in a while. It's only haven't a long time. Ye ha. Theo, why don't you try and explain this to the good people at home? So this is a thread that, it's one of those threads that kind of makes someone immediately the main character of Twitter, or at least the main character of Australian Twitter, concerns Virginia Virginia Trioli, who is a anchor person, general ABC kind of

body in front of the camera on a few different things and someone someone on someone on Twitter looped her into this conversation and said Virginia Trio Trio does it best she don votes, I think I heard her say once, and then she leaps into correct, not donkey voting, informal voting. I cross out the ballots. Someone asks, is this so that you don't align yourself with any political party or politician?

And she hopefully clarifies, yes, it's so I can truly say I don't have a personal interest in the outcome of any election. As some friend of mine always says, I don't care who runs the country, but I care passionately about how it's run. This is incredible. So hold on, let's take a step back for a moment and just say, if you are from the notorious country we all know, where voting is not mandatory,

a donkey vote is when you do have to show up and cast a vote as part of voting in Australia, if not you get a fine for the government. So donkey voting is when you show up and just basically you know draw a big dick or whatever on your ballot so that it will not be registered as a valid vote for anybody in particular but you did show up and say. As the AAC has clarified if you number all the ballots correctly and then draw a big dick on your ballot still valid. Yep. That's democracy baby that's beautiful. So yeah donkey voting or no, is she thrown thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the thi thi thi thi thi they thi thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi their their they they they they. they. they. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi thi to to thi. to thi. thi. toeeeeeeeeeeeeee. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi that's democracy baby, that's beautiful. So yeah, donkey voting or, no, is she trying to make a distinction though between donkey voting is when

you go in and say, I'm deliberately like fucking this up so it doesn't get counted, right? What is the different street of donkey voting an informal vote? Donky voting is specifically like you just write from one through to how many candidates there are in order of where they are from top to bottom. You just number them all sequentially which I think Australia counts. You would count that right? But I mean what if someone actually did want to vote that way? Yeah I assume that's still counted. Yeah whereas an informal vote is something that just doesn't indicate any preference. It's left blank. It's otherwise not, there's nothing signifying numbers or a preference, preferential sequence

of numbers for the preferential voting. So, as she kind of says, she crosses out the ballots and doesn't indicate a vote. Still submits a ballot, but... So which is what you have to do. Essentially you have to get your name crossed off the roll and then you have done your thing. So whatever happens after that is fine. You can just take a piece of paper and you can just leave it blank, put it in or whatever, or you can, as she has chosen to do, ceremoniously cross out the thing.

I assume looking around to see if anyone has seen her do this so she can smugly be like, it's because I'm a broadcaster. And I think there's something like, there's something particularly very ABC about this. Like this is the end state of what we need the ABC to be in Australia because people are obsessed with ABC bias and somehow they found the one person without bias in the entire country. Just a completely neutral, gray milk, strange person. It's very odd, like I can't even register this sort of emotion, right? Like, it doesn't even... The whole concept doesn't make any sense to me whatsoever.

To be like, well, they're all going to do a good job, so as long as they have fun, I'm happy. It's such a... As somebody who fronts a national news program. It's fucking insane to be like... So what she's trying to say is, so I can truly say I don't have a personal interest in the outcome of any election. Which very, very, very weird thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, so thi, so thi, so thi, so tho- tho- tho- tho- tho- tho- tho-so. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so th. So, so th. So, so th. So, thi. So, thi. So, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thiolaa. thi. thiola. thi. thi. thi. thi outcome of any election. Which is a very weird, very, very weird thing to say. As if the only link between interest is what you have indicated on your ballot, not something

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door if they found that I had any kind of bias whatsoever. However, if I cross out all of the, all of the ballots, then they will respect this. And they will stop attacking our ABC. I assume she's like going into like local council elections being like, hmm. All right, so one party's proposing putting in a footbridge here and I really would, it would be nice having that footbridge. You know what? I'm going to drop a few coconuts on my head until that urge disappears and then I can truly say I have no interest in the election the election I'm going to vote for them just as equally as I'm going to vote for the make children radioactive party.

It's strange that they got on the ballot, but. It kind of makes me think of, you know, some of the stuff that we often say about like the Labor Party going, oh, I need to make sure that, you know, right-wing people don't criticize me for doing X, Y, and Z, so I will try and move over to them. And lo and behold, very right-wing conservative people are still like, you guys are disgusting Marxist communists. Yeah, it doesn't change anything. Yeah, whatever the fuck you were going to do. And this, this to me is kind of analogous to that in that, that, that, that, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to to, to to to to to to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the the the the the thiii, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to thii.e, to-a, to-s, to-a, to-s, to-s, to-s, to-s, to, to going to do. And this to me is kind of analogous to that in that, it's like you're saying, it's clearly being done under some ridiculous pretense of being able to say, quote, I can truly say I

don't have a personal interest in the outcome of any election. And like, did... Wouldn't that be nice? Well, but also, isn't it absurd to basically say, oh, because I am a journalist, I have also given away, like any of my rights, any of my most fundamental rights in a democracy as a citizen of this country. I'm not allowed to have those rights in order to maintain the appearance of impartiality, because that's still all it is. And also the concept that a journalist because that's it's still all it is. And also

the concept that a journalist cannot pick aside, right, to find, to have a look at you know, the what's going on, what's been, you know, happening in any particular scenario and go, hey, this is bad and this is good, right? Like the concept that they just have to have news pass through them like water in a cause way, right? Like that they cannot have any belief about it, they can't have any opinion about it. Their job is to get in front of the camera and say, next on the news, a thing happened, right? Like, like that there is no value judgment whatsoever. And this is the problem

with, I believe, the mainstream news, or a lot of mainstream news in Australia is that there's quite a lot of sensible, reasonable people taking this approach and trying to have no opinion whatsoever apart from just, you know, quote unquote, reporting the facts. And then you have the Herald's son, which is just like, well, Dan Andrews was pictured today, fucking a donkey. You know, they don't care, they don't give a shit, right? And in the end, the Herald Son's gonna win in this thing. Like, your, your weird hill to die on will just mean that hill. That's it, like you, like you you you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your, your weird, you're th. You're th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, th, thi, thi, thi, th. thin, th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, thin, thi, than, thin, than, than, thin, than, than, thin, than, than, than, th hill. That's it. Like you've just like Andrew said, throwing away your democratic rights and ability.

It's just bizarre. Just galaxy brain to the point where the different sides of the expanding galaxy brain are blue-shifting and red-shifting because they're traveling so far, so fast from one another. Absolutely bizarre. And yeah I agree with you. haven't so fast from one another. Absolutely bizarre. Yeah, I agree with you, Theo. I think it's very, very similar to just that kind of thing of like, oh, we're so desperate to not be seen to have any, you know, have any biases or anything, that you wind up like accidentally wheeling yourself into this zone of

oh well I can't actually make any kind of statement on anything. I can't make any pronouncement on whether or not I think something is good or bad or something serves a healthy democracy well or anything because I have to be at a remove. And all that seems to wind up doing with the ABC is just make them say, oh we'd better interview Steve Bannon again. We better put Steve Bannon on TV. And we'd better, we'd better still have like, I mean, you know, we all thought that was ridiculous at the time when Sarah Ferguson from Four Corners interviewed Steve Bannon, and posted a picture of herself, buddy-budding up with him.

Just hanging out. On Twitter being like, there's nothing wrong with this photo. I feel like there sure was. Hearing the other side. Gotta hear him out, you know? And of course, like, you know, Steve Bannon's now been banned from YouTube for saying that they should be beheading journalists in the US all very cool and you know that made some people say to

Sarah Fogerson so you still think that that interview was a good idea giving him a platform in one of Australia's most trusted journalistic outlets which was like yes yes yes. Absolutely it was an important conversation to have. Because he was influential to Donald Trump, therefore it is, it is of interest. Yeah. It is news. You know? But she probably didn't have any feelings about it and that's what counts, you know? That's right. Right. Are you tired of paying nothing for the same old superior quality free episodes of the

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Speaking of a real pile of shit, that brings us to this week's. This is the one thing we didn't want to happen. Is this ever happening to you? You ever been working remotely all year? Because we're a little pandemic. Could be real. Maybe it's not. I don't have opinions on anything. No, no value. We don't take a value judgment as to the novel coronavirus. Oh boy. Is it bad? Is it good? Well it lets a lot of people work from home, so who's to say?

Is it bad? Is it good? Is it real? Is it not not? No one could say... Next up on ABC, we found Himler in his Argentinian condo. So this is from the Hackensack Daly Voice a Hackensack school board member who made national headlines by opposing an LGBTC curriculum has resigned after an embarrassing incident during a Zoom meeting. We love embarrassing Zoom meeting incidents. It's not like there's been another one recently. How do people keep doing this? I don't know.

I like it though. Francis Kogelger? Sure. Sure. Didn't realize she'd left her laptop camera on when she took her laptop with her while going to the bathroom during the public comment section of a board meeting Monday night. Nearly 150 participants, including students, apparently saw Kogelga relieve herself. This is, oh, I have so many questions about this.

All right, so before we move on any further, Lucy, can you take a look at the picture that somebody took? The image of the woman? Oh, is there a picture that someone took of the incident? Yes. Further down. Scroll down a little. Scrolling down. You want to try and describe the scenario for us here? Oh, that's not th the the the th we th we th we th we th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tho tho that thi. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoomoom. thoom. thoom. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. L. th. L. th. L. L. th. L. L. th. L. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to. toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Lucy. too. L. tooto try and describe the scenario for us here.

Oh, that's not what I expected at all. I thought she was holding the laptop on her lap. Somehow it's worse, right? It's way worse. She is, the laptop is clearly somewhat away, directed completely at her ass on the toilet. Yeah, not her face. So she probably can't even see the screen properly. No, she's nowhere near the screen. You can see the bottom half of her body with her butt out,

doing a number two on the toilet. It is honestly like she was trying to get the perfect framing of taking a shit because because the things that are in frame is the whole toilet, and her from hip to ankle. Yep. And she, and there she is. The ankle being the naughtiest part of the body of crew. That is right. No longer thinking that this is an accident. Thank you for that. Yeah, a bit of ankle. Hmm. But yeah, other than that, she really is just blasting out of shit in front of 150 people. Mike on, camera on.

No one immediately said anything when she returned from her trip to the toilet. Yeah, I mean, what do you say? Like, hey, taking a shit there or what's you up to? What's you doing there? What's you doing? Working hard or hardly shitting? Yep, that's probably the perfect thing to say to let them know. A short time later, Vice President Scott James Vickery reportedly told Kogelger, you need to go. We're here trying to get work done while you're sitting on the toilet. And I feel like that's them attempting them attempting them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them them their to their to their to to to And I feel like that's them attempting to do a zinger, where really, you could just say, we all saw you take a big shit. You don't really need to try and make it

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long meeting, right into the show, mail bag at Bunta Vista.com and explain to me what the fuck is the, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, what's the, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what, where, where, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, and you, and you're the their, and you the the their, and you can, and you can, and you can, and you can, and you can, and you can, and you the the the the the the the the their, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the f, the f.c, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the to the bathroom during like a two-hour long meeting, right into the show, mail bag at Bunta Vista.com and explain to me what the fuck is going on your workplace. I would love to know. I'm sure that there are a lot of different kinds of workplaces out there. I'm sure that there are a lot of people who work in like service roles, a lot of retail places where you would just have very uncool bosses, very controlling, very set amounts of time that you were able to take breaks for and that sort of stuff. You're understaffed, all that kind of stuff. Yep, all that kind of thing. Really sucks. I've been working in offices for over a decade, and they've all been exactly the same, which is if you need to take a shit you go to the bathroom and you take a shit. That's it. If you've got something... If you've got

something weird going on that I don't know about, please write into the show and explain, explain the bathroom totalitarianism that is happening in your office. BOE president Lancelot Powell later said that Kogelga couldn't be removed because she was an elected official. We can't make a resign, he reportedly said, none of us can kick off a board member. Early Tuesday afternoon, the board announced that the trustees have received a letter of resignation from Mrs. Francis, Code Gelger, effective November 24, 2020.

The remaining trustees must fill the vacancy within 65 days under state law. So she made headlines and drew widespread condemnation last year when she called new state laws that require teaching about LGBTQ history, quote, repugnant. Ah, well, fuck you then. Fuck you, Francis. Quote, I have every right as a parent to not have my child participate in something that I do not think it's suitable as part of a public school curriculum. She said at the time, like a dick. I believe conversations having to do with sexuality should be had at home between parents and their children, which means... Mm-hmm. I believe no one to talk to my kid about sexuality, Emma.

What conversations are you having with your child about sexuality? Don't. Don't. Don't have one. I want my kids to have normal education about sex, which is that I don't say anything to them until they're leaving school at the age of 18 and they see their principal, take out a blow-up doll, lustily ride it around the playground, and then, you know, hopefully some of that soaks in.

I want my children to find out about gay people the normal way by accidentally catching an episode of Will and Grace while I wasn't around to stop them. Oh boy. So people already did not like this lady and already wanted to resign. Apparently saying that sort of horrible shit loudly and publicly wasn't embarrassing, but taking a big shit in front of 150 staff and students, that was embarrassing enough for it. That was the line. It's pretty embarrassing.

Yeah, imagine if she was like your personal enemy. You must be feeling so good right now. It'd be like, not only to see her humiliated but on camera, taking a shit and then having to quit over it. God, you'd be riding like, 2020, terrible year. This, maybe on reflection, not so bad. Can I just draw your attention to a little detail on the photo that we've tho th right that that that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've got that we've got that we've got that we've got that we've got to a little detail on the photo that we've got there? If you look down at the bottom left of that image, there's a little photo credit there.

So this is the image that took this from a new story, and they have credited as copyrighted as copyright Hackensack School District. So the school district itself, someone has taken a photo of the call, been like, here is this woman shitting on the toilet. Let's release that photo of the media. Obviously they blurred everything, her face is invisible in the image or whatever, but like to have the school district just be like, oh no, we showed everyone the photo. So does the media like should just be like, oh no, we showed everyone the photo is incredible.

So does the media like call them? Well, Lancelot's having a good time. So Lancelot is sort of another member of the board looking very curiously down as if he's sort of like on the celebrity head sort of thing, looking down to two stalls at that is what he looks like. He looks intrigued but somewhat amused I would say almost. There's a little hint of a smile there. Yeah I think Lancelot's this is probably the best thing I happened to him all day. But like you said Ben do you think the media called them and be like, oh you know we don't really have confirmation of all about seeing an image? Oh you guys don't have an image.. the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. the th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. He thi thi th. He he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he looks. He he looks. He he he he he he he he he he he he. He he. He he. He he. He he. He he. He he. He he. He he. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He th. He's thi. He's thi thi thi thi thi look thi look thi look thi look thi looks. He's looks thi looks like like thi looks he looks he looks like he looks he looks he looks like he he he he think the media called them and be like, ah, you know, we don't really have confirmation,

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got to get out of here so let's quickly take a little trip to Kyrgyzstan Corner. And that's where the Kogast Korner theme song cuts in. Yep. And now, there we go. So basically we just wanted to take a moment to celebrate Buntleuissa becoming the fourth most popular news podcast in Kogast officially the Kogers Republic and that is on the iTunes the iTunes store I believe. So Kyrgyzstan

of course is a landlocked country in Central Asia that is bordered by Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, and China. And if you're listening from Kyrgyzstan please write into the show. I guess at least one person whose IP address is genuinely from Kogastain. You're not using some weird proxy that goes through there. If that is you, holy fuck, right into us. Mailbag at Buntavista.com, we desperately want to hear what's going up? If you have some sort of proof of the fact that you live in Kogast, we will send you a shirt shirt that says, I live in Bontevista and I live in the Kyrthat you live in Kyrgyzstan, we will send you a shirt that says, I listen to Buonty Vista and I live in the Kyrgyz Republic.

So we'd better do a Kyrgyzstan corner update here. This is from the News Agency 24 KG, which I mistakenly thought was a weight. National football team of Kyrgy retains 96th place in FIFA ranking. That's good. So just one above Australia. The national football team of Kyrgyzstan takes the 96th place in the updated FIFA ranking. There are 210 teams on a list. That's not so bad too. Top heart. It's better than median. Yeah. That's true. The top three are Belgium, France and Brazil. Belgim Perths. They did they. So. So, they. So, they. So, they did, th. So, th. So, th. So, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their thooooo. Soa. Soa. Soa. Soa. So. So, their, and Brazil, Belgium, Perth, they did give us Jean-Claude

Van Damne, so, you know, the old muscles from Brussels, right? It's true. They are followed by England, Portugal, Spain and other teams. Yep. The Russian national team moves five lines down and takes the 39th place. The national team of Kyrgyzstan has 1,240 points and they deserve every one of them. You sure do. Matches with participation of the national team are not held due to coronavirus pandemic.

Qualification for the World Cup 2022 and Asian Cup 2023 in which Kyrgyzstan will participate are among the postponed tournaments. Well that's sad. I wish them all the best. Yeah, we too. Good luck to Kogastan in the games they can't play for another couple of years because of the Guru in a virus. I've heard that there is some political unrest happening. I think they're trying to write their first constitution. Um, and it's not going well. There's a whole lot of shit happening. I've spent a lot of time reading different bits of news about the Kyrgyz Republic at the moment. I was trying to find the right story, you know, it doesn't seem like things are going well there. No, I agree. I was also interested in, um, about Sadia Japarov, who is their prime minister currently, because his very, very sudden and being known nationally to take over the country.

So I might do a bit of reading on that. Maybe we could have a more in-depth Kyrgyzstan corner. That'd be great. Can't say I have any idea what you're talking about. Yep. Well maybe you will. Maybe I'll read a book. Where we can get ourselves up to the third most popular news podcast in the Kyrgy Republic. Oh, yeah. Beautiful. Before we get out of here, Ben, hi. Do you have either of the following for our listeners? Do you have a crime pass? Or do you perhaps have some type of positive affirmation for our listeners?

No, no positivity. They don't have to be linked. That well is tap dry. some type of positive affirmation for our listeners. Oh, no, no positivity. They don't have to be linked. That well is tap dry. Sorry, it's been a long week. The crime pass for this week is, you can just sort of addendums to the potential Kogers Republic Constitution,

and just sort of slip them in there, unnoticed and that's not a crime. Ideally put one in, mention yourself by name and make very clear that you get a PS 5. That's a good one, that's a smart one. And we're not going to tell you what you're going to put in the Constitution, but that is, if you are going to do one, that's I was reading the story about... Please, please... Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, the, the, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, we can't really tell them what to do with it. I guess you're right. I was reading one where they are considering putting in a right to a burial in the Constitution that you, if you die, you'll automatically, you're guaranteed if you don't already have one, a plot

to be buried in. And apparently, that's upsetting a lot of people. Huh. Because what's next, they're gonna bulldoze people's homes so you can be buried? Come on. That'd be pretty cool. It's probably a very sensitive issue. I don't really know anything about it. But anyway, I just slip something into the Kyrgush Republic Constitution. Mailbagbag of Bonavist.

Let us know what you're putting in there. It's sort of national treasure style adventure to steal and edit and replace the Constitution. Oh no, I've got a letter here saying that under eminent domain my house is being seized and turned into a mausoleum. You hate to say it. Hmm. Well, that's it for us folks. Thank you to our many listeners around the world, specifically those in Kostak. We appreciate you. We appreciate you to our many listeners around the world, specifically those in code statement. We appreciate you. We appreciate you the most. Yeah. Thanks everybody, and we'll see you next week.

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