Boonta Vista - EPISODE 179: Big Wet Asses 15

Episode Date: December 20, 2020

Lucy, Andrew, and Ben finish up the year with compelling stories of internet friendship, crime, boner pills as food, and what happens when your parents destroy your enormous collection of pornography. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [e-mail]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: boontavista.com/merchandise Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

I'm Ho ho ho! Welcome to Buntavista. Episode 179. It's the last episode before Christmas and I am standing here in line with my co-hosts to get our annual podcast photo taken to Santa. We are at Maya. Lucy is picking up things on the shelves, looking at the price tag and immediately putting them back down. Of course I am.

It's Maya, it's ridiculous. It's just two pillowcases in this. It's $90. Oh, that's, okay. Interesting. Getting slugged at the Maya Bowser every time. Yep. We've been standing here for about 40 minutes so far.

Mainly arguing about who is going to sit on one of Santa's knees, who's going to sit on the other knee and which loser has to stand up behind Santa. And I don't think we've reached a resolution yet. This must be a very large Santa. Why? I mean, I don't know. Just two big men here. And I'm not sitting on that guy's lap.

It's wea beckoning you. Oh I bet he is. He's got his Working with Children's Check. I hope he does. You would really hope wouldn't you? You'd hope so. That's the old mall Santa. Have you taken the girls to do a mall Santa this year? Uh, like the sad one where he has to be six feet away from you? No not. They're so depressing. I keep seeing people posting the photos and I'm just like I just wouldn't have got the photo this year. You could just draw a picture of Santa or like go stand next to another Christmas thing. Come on. It's not the same. I went nearish to Santa pretty cool. Eleanor, wife of the show my wife Elin was at a a a to to to to to shopping to shopping to shopping to shopping to shopping to shopping to shopping to shopping to shopping to shopping to shopping to shopping to shopping to shopping to shopping the shopping the shop to shopping to shopping to s s s sc if to sc if to sc-a to to to to to sc. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the sc. the sc. the show the show the show the show the show.Se. the si.Se. the the thea. theii. thea. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to Santa. Pretty cool. Eleanor, wife of the show, my wife, Eleanor, was at a shopping center recently and she said, she said, all of the, you could tell lots of people were getting the Santa photos done because like all of the little boys had like gel in the hair spiked up.

Oh no, that's very cute. And yeah, we were sort of discussing why people, I don't know if this is a purely Australian phenomenon. I know that Americans give their children like fucked up haircuts. Mm-hmm. I feel like they've been giving kids the hair cut that Danny had in the Shining for like 40 years. You know, like the little page boy boy has that cut. Oh man. My kids watched the, uh, the Miley Cyrus movie recently. Like, sorry, the, uh, Hannah Montana movie.

And boy, oh boy, the, the Disney Channel haircuts on boys in whatever that was, 2007. They all had it, just like, wow. Wow. theykuts swept to the side, real sexy. Well, it's kind of like, it's like, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, the, the, the,the side, real sexy. Well it's kind of like a, it's like someone got halfway through doing like a really scene haircut and said that'll do. Don't want it too seen, just Disney Channel scene. Disney Channel level of scene.

But what we do here in Australia is we say, oh, time for something fancy like a Santa photo at the shopping center. I'd better get like a handful of like that stiff, clear 1980s hair gel. I'll put it on my child's forehead and splay my fingers out and move my hand straight up. Give my kid the 1998 Shane Warren for this 2020 Christmas photo. I'm sure that's exactly what it's inspired by. So yeah we're trying to figure out why people do it. I think it's thi thi thi thi thi that's that's that that that that that that that's that's that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that if that's that th. I that's that's that's that th that, like that, like that, like that, like that, like that's that's that, like that's that, like that, like that, like that, like that, like that, like that's that, like that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi thi thi thi thi thi Christmas photo. I'm sure that's exactly what it's inspired by. So yeah we're trying to figure out why people do it I think it's because like I don't know I guess with with most like normy little boys the

like it's just so you can say well I did something did something to alter his appearance. We put some effort in yeah. It's plainly added. And that's what adult men do too you go appearance. We put some effort in. It's plainly added. And that's what adult men do too. You're going out and you put your hair gel in. That's what I understand of the male getting ready process. The crispier the better. You want that kind of gel where once it has set,

if you touch your hair or anybody else touches your hair, you're fucked for the rest of the evening. You know? It starts turning back into powder somehow. That's what you want. Yeah, we're all just dragging across the line. We've got, we got hung over co-hosts. We've got people with kids just trying to get ready for the whole days. It's exhausting. It's a whole thing. It's a whole thing you've got to do when you've got kids. My wife had to buy Christmas presents for me and for the kids and for my mom and my dad and my brother and his wife and for all of her relatives and I had to go out and buy presents for her. It's tough being the man in the relationship right? I wish that wasn't true what I just said.

It's so true. I really wish I was. You must have got something like really good though, right? Oh for sure. I mean you can say what it is on the pod because she's not going to listen. Yeah, she doesn't th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi tho tho tho that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. I th. I th. I th. I that. I th. I th. I thi thi. I thi thi. I thi. I thi thi thi. I thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. I thi thi. Because you're embarrassed? No, I'm just not going to say it. What if she does listen? You got a new ironing board. The single most offensive present you can purchase for someone. Hey, the 12 year old one we have is fine. I mean, it's not fine to be fair. Like how good an ironing board be compared to another ironing board? Right. There's absolutely good ironing board be compared to another ironing board there, right? Like it's a flat surface? There's absolutely good ironing boards.

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new a new standard for our family you know. Your daughters will never toucest if you have your way. Maybe they will maybe they're independent people I can't they're kind of can they kids they're quite young yeah I can't tell them what to do. You kind of can. They're your kids. They're quite young. I can't. Yeah. But I feel like it would be weird if they were like, you know, 20 and dating. And I was like, did he try to make you iron a shirt? Tell me the truth. You will never see him again. No, you can definitely get a better ironing board. The problem with ours is their their thethe surface that is under the ining board cover has now like flattened down too thin? So depending on the material that you iron you'll get the pattern of the metal that is like underneath all that material. Oh, okay. No, that's bad. Yeah, that's definitely bad. So I've gone off the rails. There's informative stuff. Yeah, you can can can can th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You can can can th. You th. You th. You can th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th the th the the the the the th. the th. tho. the the that tho. tho. the surface. the surface. the surface. the surface. the surface. the surface. the surface. the surface. the surface. the surface. the surface. the surface. the surface. the surface. the surface. the surface. the surface. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the that's the that's the the the the the the surface. the the surface. the surface. the surface. the surface've gone off the rails. There's a informative stuff. Yeah, you can get ones that have like a little extra thing out the side that you can rest the iron on. Oh. Yeah, fancy pants stuff.

So it sounds like you do need a new hiding board. Yeah, we do, but I'm not getting one for my wife for Christmas, despite your insistence that I do. That you also, you fully extend it like you set it up and then you wrap it so it's immediately obvious what it is. What could it be? It would be very funny. Trying to get it in the car to like take it. We're like going away for Christmas. That's to be honest that is one of my dreaded parts of the year is, um, I, so I am the Ioner in the family and also the person who packs everything into the car when we're going

somewhere. I jenga everything around in the back. The two men jobs. Yeah. Yep. But for Christmas it means that you have to, if you're going away for any reasonable stretch of time, you've got to get all your own luggageage, their their their their their their their their their their their their their to get their to get your own luggage in there and then all of the Christmas presents that you're taking for like extended family that you're seeing and everything. Apologies if you live somewhere where you cannot go and see your extended family because you might kill them. Insensitive.

Hmm. Well, that's why I apologized. Thank you. But yeah, it's no good. It's kind of a bum, all those Christmas photos. Yeah, they're really depressing. I'm sorry to you if you have a nice picture of your child with Santa. Maybe we got a lovely one of you and your child standing six feet away from Santa and it was really nice. Maybe. We didn't. Our kids are kind of like, they're wise to the mall Santa. Oh, they know that that's not real Santa. Yeah, but the weird the weird the weird the weird the weird the weird the weird the weird the weird the weird the weird the weird the weird the weird the weird the weird the weird the weird the weird the weird the weird the weird the weird the weird the weird the weird the weird the weird the weird the weird the weird th. thi, they thi. thi. th. they's they's they's they're, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they's they're they's they're thi. I I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi, thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. Ito the mall Santa. They're like, that's not real Santa? Yeah, but the weird thing is that like,

they, I think they have like a self-correcting internal mythology, where they say, is that the real Santa? And I answer this question in the same way, I answer all these questions, and I go, what do you think? And they go, no, I think Santa, I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they go, no, I think Santa gets other people to do it because he's very busy with the whole toy thing. And I go, it's very smart. Okay. Sure. And we move on. I don't have to get any further into it, you know? Ben, you're very quiet there. How are you feeling? I feel terrible. I'm so glad because me too. I just I'm glad we didn't do the podcast

earlier in the day because I was having a very hard time doing anything and I'm still having a very hard time but I feel largely. Wine what's the deal with wine and what it does to your body when you drink lots of it. It doesn't do good things to your body. Ben, are you describing to me currently a red wine hangover? Well, I started with a petnat, and then we went into a bottle of, I believe it was a nebiolo. These aren't real wines. And then after that, I don't know. But it was another bottle of wine and we drank it and I feel very bad.

I feel like the red wine hangover is brutal. And what I'm having. We finished the wine and I was like, you know what, we're out of wine. Let's just split this 10% stout that I have in the fridge. Oh no. You can't switch. You can't switch gears that late in the game. I made nothing but mistakes and I feel like absolute shit. Rookie, rookie error from a real veteran. If you see a sort of wine-colored patch of vomit in the pickup drop-off area of Brisbane Airport, that was me. That is rough. That's pretty rough. It's very hot today as well, you know. Oh, no. Oh, no. It's so humid. Ohoday as well, you know, it's so bright and just so humid. Oh, I'm feeling so poorly. And like, you know, I assume you had made a prior commitment to take somebody at the airport.

Now I was a ride along passenger with my mom had driven to Brisbane from Stanthillop to pick up my sister, so I was just sort of along for the ride to say hello. And you sure did. You sure did. You said hello to them, you said hello to the ground. I haven't seen either of them for a very long time. And they were both just like, and here he is. What a piece of shit. Fomiting in public as an adult is very demoralizing. Yeah, like if you see a child doing it, you're like, oh, that's a kid, you know, they'll do shit like that. Saying like a grown adult, you're like, oh, God. Come on. How fucked up is that man's life? Quite. One of my kids was sick recently, like, vomited. And she was acting like Jerry Seinfeld. She was like, oh, I had such a streak going. It's like, I'm thrown up for such a long time. And I'm like, would you even know five-year-old?

But so she demanded to be comforted after having like, doused my mother from neck to shoes. It was so bad. We had like, we'd been out and she drank like a big glass of lemonade and ate a cheeseburger and this is on illness birthday and came home and like ate something else and then like scald a big hot Milo, big, big bunch of errors basically. And um and she came came came running out in life and she sounded like she was in pain you know and my mom foolishly says come here come to grandma sit on my lap tell me what ails you and she's like

touched her stomach and may's gone ah! The pain and then it's gone blah blah blah and done to like touched her stomach and May's gone, ah! The pain! And then it's gone bra, bra, and done two like powerful projectile moments directly onto mom. And yeah just just coated. Mom had, mom got into the shower at our place with all of her clothes on. That's how bad it was. This is really making me feel very good right now. Yeah. It's really pleasant, thank you.

Well, solidarity. So, um, so May was like, so I don't feel embarrassed. Please tell me stories about when you guys had to throw off. So yeah, and it just, so she made me tell a story which involved becoming very sick while I was out of the house and having to, like trying to get back home and throwing up everywhere and thinking the same thing Ben which is, I'm sure people were looking at me going, it is 5 p.m. you piece of shit. How could you have yourself in this condition, projectile vomiting into a bin on a tram stop

at like 5 p.m. and the answer was I had become very sick I'd like gastro or something. But you can't tell people that at the time. You try not to make any eye contact. You just want to be on your way. Just looking at everyone that saw you and saying, hello I have gastro. Hello I have saying, Hello, I have gastro. Hello, I have gastro. Hello, I have gastro. Allow me to explain my appearance and odor. Sir, I realize what you must be thinking,

but oh, there's a story to be told. I have gastro. I will spin you a yarn. Hold on one moment. Yeah. So you know sympathy, sympathy for you guys, for being in this condition that you had nothing to do with. I don't know how it happened. I have no idea how I ended up in this condition. I'll put in new protocols and processes to make sure this cannot happen again. We're doing an internal review. The results of which will be private. Oh boy. So I guess in order to help you guys out, what if I take us through some of the stories we want to talk about this

week? Hey thank you so much. That would be wonderful. And you guys, you can both just close your eyes? Oh, that's actually going to take my glasses off because they give me a headache at the moment that would be amazing. Oh boy. So Ben brings to us a story from the ABC. Man avoids prison after becoming robbery getaway driver for Facebook friend. Who among us? You know? People in glass houses, etc. A Tasmanian man who became an unwitting armed robbery getaway car driver for a man he met on Facebook just weeks earlier has been sentenced to 70 hours community service for being an accessory to the crime. When you say like met on Facebook?

There's a real specific kind of person that meets new friends on Facebook. Yeah right like he saw someone in a comment section was like hey bro I love your style. Maybe we could take this offline onto also online but we could become Facebook friends. I believe that these people met like on a post in like the Hobart, Hydro and Homegrown Community or something like that, you know? Just something, ah, you also like 1990s hip hop? Let's hang out.

Bro, we should get together, punch cones, listen to some 36 chambers, and plan a robbery, I guess. Benjamin Matthew Cosgrove, 23 of Alveston, handed himself into police over the incident and pleaded guilty to accessory to robbery and evading police. It sounds like he maybe all got a little in other his head. He might have done something. The Supreme Court of Tasmania heard Cosgrove thought he had been driving his new friend. And who doesn't love to make a new friend? What a lovely way to phrase that? Like they've not gone with something impersonal like that he thought he had been driving this other man.

It's his new friend. New friend. Just kind of a subjective judgment, right? To like say that two other people are in a friendship? Well, we just went for this afternoon, we went and had a barbecue over at this other family's house because our kids are in class together and stuff like that. And Eleanor and this woman were already friends, and hung out a bunch, but I hadn't really had a chance to hang out with a husband. And so we'd hung out today, it was all very nice, and I definitely came away from that going,

I have a new friend, but you can't say it out, you can't say it out loud, you know? You can't say it. It's embarrassing. It just happens. You don't, you don't put it in the transcript of the Supreme Court of Tasmania. You know? No. He thought he had been driving his new friend Nathan Decker's 28 of West Lonson, Lonsestan, to the bank in Devonport in Tasmania's Northwest on July 2nd. The court heard Cosgrove had parked his car and devenport's CBD and waited in it while Deckers went down the street and robbed a 63-year-old woman of her handbag. Oh. Yeah, also part of this makes it sound like he was involved in a bank heist, but it's actually just him taking a woman's handbag.

So... Well, it's... I mean, it was already a funny image to think, hey, I made friends with this guy from the Hobart buy a cell swap, a and he wants a ride to the bank and I took him to the bank and I waited outside and you know he came back and he really wanted to get home in a hurry. Imagine that you take your friend, your friend is just like, just drive me to the bank, wait in the car and I'll be back. I'll be back very soon. I anticipate there will be very little wait time on my issue. And I want you to drive very fast when I return. But why, why be like I need to go to the bank and then just rob an old lady

lady down the road? Is that like his euphemism for making a withdrawal? You know? Maybe. He considers little old ladies purses to be his bag. Yeah, it sounds like. When the 63-year-old woman resisted, Decker's produced a replica gun, Justice Robert Pierce said in sentencing Cosgrove, she wasn't aware that the gun was a replica, and handed her bag to Deckers. I feel like she probably would have done it anyway. Probably. He said Cosgrove was waiting in his car and when Decker's returned to it, he was told to quote, drive. In that exact tone of voice. Well, it's all you can do really, isn't it? Oh, I guess you can do the, uh, the very like panicked thing in movies like Drive, where that, robber gets in. They're all, they're all sweaty, you know?

Ah! But Ryan Gosling, cool as a cucumber. You heard the victim's scream, Justin Pierce said, you faced the difficult decision of what to do. He demanded you drive away. The court heard police using their lights and sirens started following the duo at 4th, about 10 minutes from Devonport. Justice Pierce said Cosgrove, quote, deliberately drove away from the police at high speed.

At one point it was driving at 140 kilometers per hour in an 80 kilometer per hour zone, creating a risk to others. That's fair. Mm-hmm. I think it's a bit fast. I'm going to say too fast. I think that's too fast for me. 140. Anybody here ever driven a car at 140 kilometers an hour before? I used to get my VL up to 160. Woo! Going downhill. Woo! Woo!

Woo! My first car had a two-cylinder motorbike engine in it. And I could get that going 90 kilometers an hour down the hill. Awesome. No, maybe I could get it like 100, but 90 like it was flat, you know. It's like I had a Honda motorbike engine in it. What was the car? A Honda Z 360. Huh.

Which was like the sort of predecessor to the Civic and that sort of stuff. Very small, weighed about 500 kilos with everything on it. These are adorable. Do you know what year yours was? 72. Oh my god they look so fucking cool! God damn. Got a little power bulge on the front and wildly enough plenty of headroom for me. That seems strange because it does look like the joke car that the very tall man is in in the Simpsons. Yeah and I'm six two and I could get in that car and have plenty of clearance over my head.

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Yeah, high-speed chases kind of should not be a thing at all. And also, cops shouldn't exist. Yeah, well that too. Defund high-speed chases through the act of defunding the police. Yes. The court heard, it was not until later that night when Cosgrove was looking on social media that he realized Decker's had used a complete replica gun. This guy gets 100% of his news and current events from Facebook, don't they?

Imagine just like scroll and being like, you know what? That was a lovely day with my new friend. Oh, no, okay. Threatened all of it again. Okay. I wonder what those police were doing. Yeah. Uh, you did not know Mr. Decker's had bought a replica gun with him. Justice Pierce said, you only found out on Facebook that night.

That night, wow. So he really did just go home and be like, fuck. That's me that's that's that's that's that's that's that that that that that that that that that that thue. thue. thue. thue. thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that that that tho. thathea. Oh, that thoom thoom, thoom, I thoomoomoomoom. I the the the the their. I their. I their. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the threat. I. I was. I was threat. I was threat. I'm. I'm threat. I'm threaten. I'm. I'm. I'm threat. I'm threat. I'm threaten. I'll. I'll. I'm threaten. I'll like, fuck. That's me. That's me that was there. Oh dear. Just as Pierce said, Cosgrove handed himself into police the next day and subsequently pleaded guilty to the accessory and evade charges. Well, good on him. Yeah. It's probably the best you can do. You've done the right thing, I suppose. Belatedly. What are you getting stealing a handbag these days really? You're not going to be getting a lot of cash. I mean you maybe get a phone. Maybe you get a phone, but he's thrown the phone out. I mean if my bag got stolen, cards are just going to be blocked immediately. Yeah. Seems like a poor choice these days.

I guess like um. Maybe a handful of free tampons. Mm, maybe. Maybe you're just after them tampons. You're not even, you're not even, you're not even, the tampon band it strikes again. Well, still a poor choice. You're not getting a handful of tampons from a 65 year old lady. Oh, damn you're right. Well, menopause. I will say, however, that I believe that old ladies are probably the only people who are carrying cash.

Maybe. Okay. Because who the fuck else carries cash around with them these days? I mean, I've got like two bucks in my wallet right now, just in case. Just in case what? You know, need a gold coin for entry into a museum or something maybe. You perhaps going to a primary school fate by yourself? Yes, and I need to have, I don't know, what do they have it fates? A cupcake?

Probably get a gold coin cupcake. Yeah, but you've got to use your gold coin to get in and then you're out of luck. Yeah. What if I just try and bargain them? I just try and bargain them say look I'm not actually coming in I just need the cupcake from inside there and then I will immediately leave I I am only here to buy a chocolate crackle okay I do love those that's all I'm here for is a chocolate crackle what's the name of the honey honey jumble honey joy honey joys are the the Kellogg's corn flakes the the legendary anti-mastabation food

Fused together with honey into a big lump pretty good. Yeah, those are good. It's just sugar Yeah, all the best stuff, you know, it's great. Yeah Might get yourself a piece of fairy bread or something. I wonder what some fairy bread goes for to fate these days. Now these days because of the economy probably heaps So that's just a little bit of analysis. A the the the the the the the the the the the the the the of the of of tod. tone tune of tune of tune of tune tune tune tune tune tune of tune of the economy, probably heaps. So that's just a little bit of analysis there. Just serious up the tone of the podcast. Yeah. Slugged at the fairy Brad Bowser. This week on a current affair.

Oh boy. It used to be 50 cents. Now it's one entire dollar. And who's keeping the profits? I feel like that... I don't know. It used to be 50 cents. Now it's one entire dollar. And who's keeping the profits? I feel like that. I don't know. The last time our kid's school had like a fate, they had like carnival rides and shit. Really?

Jesus. Had like little tilt-to-well things and the big slides and stuff. Oh, we would just have like cupcakes and some filthy farm animals. Yeah and then my kids are like we need to go on all these things and I was like, fuck! I've only got a gold coin with me sorry. God damn it. So anyway, that guy's probably going to jail, the other guy. Hope so. It's a pretty rough one. You shouldn't rub old ladies. So, Cosgrove was the guy who was making friends on Facebook.

He had prior convictions for driving with an illicit drug in his system. Shouldn't even be a crime. At the time of the July offense, he did not have a license. I'll. Okay. You know. The guy's like, hey, I need a ride to the bank. That's weird.

And I don't have a license. But OK. I would love to. Justice Spear said Cosgrove had not been to prison before, he had taken steps to turn his life around and it stopped using illicit drugs. Good for him. Good for him, I guess. Stop making friends on Facebook. Yeah, like he's clearly a good friend, a nice, helpful person.

Just, yeah, don't maybe be a little more, apply some scrutiny to your new friendships that you made in the comments of a Facebook page that you follow. Yeah, real, uh, real taxi driver, I sit alone all day vibes and someone was finally nice to me, you know. Good movie. Yep. Yeah, there's a bold proclamation that the classic film Taxi Driver, it's a good movie. I'll just watch it the other day. It is a good one.

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And this is a bad case of... This is the one thing we didn't want to happen. Oh, no. It's not. I mean, it's the one thing this person did want to happen, I guess. Yeah, I'm going to side with this guy in this story. I scrolled down too far while that was happening. Damn, this document.

So this is from the Associated Press. A man who sued his parents for getting rid of his pornography collection has won a lawsuit in Western Michigan and can seek compensation. U.S. District Judge Paul Maloney ruled in favor of David Working, who said his parents had no right to throw out his collection. He lived their Grand Haven home for 10 months after a divorce before moving to Muncie? Muncie Indiana, that's right. Muncie Indiana, as featured in the films, uh, fuck. Moving on. Mm-hmm. Closing Cam is the third kind. Oh, okay.

And the Cohen Brothers movie that's about the hoop. You know, yeah, another one. You know, for kids? That one. Oh, wonderful film. Beautiful Christmas film as well. Watch that movie if you can find out what the fuck I'm talking about. No, it's annoying me because it's a hard cycle proxy.

I have the vision of Tim Robbins on the cover. Oh, it's so good. Such a wonderful film. Working so the boxes of films and magazines worth an estimated $29,000. We're missing. $29,000 of black and material at your parents' house. What would be in that? That's what I want to know. So I reckon we've either. It's, it's got to be like vintage. Yeah, like it's like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, it's, it's, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's the. Yeah, it's the, it's the, it's the, it's the, it's the, it's the, it's the, it's they. Yeah, it's they. Yeah, it's the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. Yeah, it's their, it's their, it's their, it's their, it's their, it's their. Yeah, it's going their their to be. Yeah, to be to be th. Yeah, to be to be th. Yeah, to be to be to be to be to be their their their their their their. Yeah that's what I want to know. So I reckon we've either it's it's got to be like vintage. Yeah like it's going to be rare or an unbelievable quantity but this is also his own valuation of it or the most disgusting for the thing. There is no question that the destroyed property was David's property. Maloney said Monday defendants repeatedly admitted that they destroyed the property.

Well, that's your first mistake. Yeah, it should never admit it. I wonder if the porn came after the divorce or the divorce or the divorce came because of the porn. Yeah. Yeah. David, it's your $29,000 vintage pornography collection or me. Fine, see ya.

Don't let the door hit you in the arse on the way out, Sharon. I do lock the door because I will be whacking it to my $29,000 of porn that I have. Which also must be protected at all costs. Look... I... Oh God, okay. Number one, you don't need that much porn to your house, but if that's your bag, it's no crime and it would be like kind of a bummer if you had a $29,000 collection of anything and someone just went into the dumpster with you.

I feel like if you have $29,000 worth of pornography, instead of storing it at my parents' house, I would put a token amount of money into storing it at a storage facility. Yeah, it wouldn't cost a lot of money. Not compared to the $29,000 worth of porn that you have. It's really more of an investment to look after the security of your skin mags. Absolutely. Do you reckon this is mostly in magazines or are we... Well it says, it said, um, films and magazines. So I would love to, like VHS, it's got to take up a lot of room.

They sure do. Maybe DVDs, you know, maybe old reels, you know, wouldn't that be cool? That would be genuinely cool. Yeah, so like, like deep throat, a big 72 mill reel or something. You got your fucking precious copy of behind the green door. Yeah. Working's parents said that they had a right to act as his landla the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. tape. tapies. tape. tape. tapes. tapies. tapies. tapies. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. t. Maybe. t. t. t. t. t. So, tapies. So, tape. So, tap. So, tap. So, tap. So, tap tap tap. So, tape. So, tape. So, tape. So, tape. So, tape. So, tape. So, tape. So, tape. So, tape. So, tape. So, tape. So, tape. So, the green door. Yeah. Working's parents said that they had a right to act as his landlords. Hmm. Remember the last time your landlord came into your house and wrecked all your jack-off material?

So I came in here to fix that sink that you were complaining about and then I saw you had $29,000 worth of porn and I just threw it all in the bin. Peace! and I just threw it all in the bid. Well, peace. Yep, came in and changed a light bulb, but wound up putting your, putting your body pillow collection through a mulcher. Maybe they didn't destroy it. Maybe they just took it. And that's why they're like, yes, we destroyed it.

We destroyed all of that porn. Meanwhile, it's one by one showing up on eBay. Quote, defendants do not cite any statute or case law to support their assertion that landlords can destroy property that they dislike, the judge said. Yep, that seems pretty reasonable. Pretty hard to argue with. And I think when you have fronted up in court and said repeatedly, yes, I absolutely set fire to all of the pervert material that my son bought home. You've kind of tied your own noose there, you know?

Maloney told both sides to file briefs on the financial value of the collection. Quote, the court does not intend to hold an evidentiary hearing. We do not want to see any of this evidence. Please don't. I did see, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, the the th, I, th, th, th th th th th th, I th, I th, I th, th, th, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th th th th th th the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, front front front front front front the, the front the front thrown to fronted to fronted, to fronted, to fronted, to fronted, to fronted, to fronted, to fronted, thean, thean, thean, the fronted the fronted, to hold an evidentiary hearing. We do not want to see any of this evidence. Please don't. I did see this story written up somewhere else and the part that I liked was when he was moving back home after his divorce his parents said, and don't bring the pornography with you. Great. Which raises some other questions like, why were your parents aware of your $29,000 pornography collection? I mean, I assume it's got to be physically quite large. Yeah, it'd have to have been on display in the home.

Oh God, imagine. Imagine, like, you know, when you see those guys who collect like 10 million Funko Pops or like a billion comic books or whatever, like a billion, um, billion mangas and stuff, and they just have like full wall bookshelves, completely full. That's this guy, but... That's this guy with pornomags. Yeah. Um, I knew a kid when I was in primary school, whose dad had that. He had the wall of playboy in the garage. Wow. And I stole so many of his playboys. Because I did not like that kid. How old do, what would you guess this man's ages? In the story we're talking about? Yes, the porn man. Too old, like 40.

Yeah, so he's currently 42 and this happened to him in 2017. Wow, that's pretty spot on. And I, I mean, look on one hand, it takes a lot of time to build up a really big collection of something. But also, what? Oh, so this is from insider.com, there's a paragraph here. His parents also described some items within the collection as the, quote, worst of the worst, and kept them in a safety deposit box because they feared they might be illegal. Oh, it's probably a hentai.

It's probably hentie. It sounds pretty bad. Or maybe it's just like BDSM stuff and the parents think it's illegal. Oh, they're just prudes. Yeah, they're just prudes. You're allowed to do that? That doesn't seem right. That seems wrong. That ought to be illegal. That that. That that. That that. That that. That that. That to be illegal. That to be illegal. That to be illegal. That to be illegal. That to be illegal. That to be illegal. That's to be illegal. That's to be illegal. That's to be illegal. That's to be illegal. That's to be illegal. That's to be illegal. That's to be to be to be that. That's that's that's that's that. That's to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the the their. their. their. their. their. their. the the the the the the the the the the the. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm th. I'm thi. I. I. I. I'm th. I. illegal. I guess that is the one thing this guy didn't want to happen so yeah you know. Absolutely. Oh here we go. This is from Mercury News. A few months later his parents Paul and Beth working delivered

some of the possessions he had been asking that they returned. He noticed some items were missing in an email he said his father told him quote we counted 12 moving boxes full of pornography plus two boxes of, quote, sex toys as you call them. We began that day the process of destroying them and it took quite a while to do so. Later, spending all day trying to destroy like fleshlights. Oh wait here we go. So later Paul Working told his son that he had destroyed your porn for your own mental and emotional health. Working estimated his collection was worth about $25,000. $1,500. His itemized list of the destroyed property included

1,605 DVDs and VHS tapes. 1,500? 1,605. That's a lot of porn. Sorry, was that just VHS? That's combined DVDs and VHS tapes, I believe. Okay, that's still a, that is a lot of physical space. That is. Don't need it. Porn is on the internet. I'm gonna agree with Lucy here and say that like, I think that in the worst case scenario we are probably talking about like, uh, like sex tolls. I. I. I. I???? that's. I. I that's. I that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I' that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's think that in in the worst case scenario we are probably talking about like like sex dolls and I don't know like I I think based on the freaks you find on Twitter that the popularity of like very questionable stuff that involves like depictions of very young people and that sort of thing.

That's the kind of thing that I would imagine somebody would look at and say, oh I think this is actually illegal. Or it's a DVD that says like, slutty teens. They're not teens, you know? They just look like it. You're teen until you are 25 and then you're immediately milf. Yes, that's right. You're not in between.

Teens are milfs. That's the only two sides of porn. Where's the, I think we need to force like a new classification into the middle there of just like age-appropriate depictions of ladies and porn. Wild. I don't know if it'll work, but... What would be it, though? What would you call it? What's between teen and milf, Ben? A friend. A friend. Yeah, a friend.

Hot friends in your area. These women are looking for friendship. But nude. That's the key part of it. I'm just thinking about all the things they could think was probably illegal. It's probably like incest, you know? They're not really brother and sister. It's not a real stepdad. Oh, wait, here we go. Uh, Ottawa County Sheriff's Department reviewed the materials and found no evidence of child pornography, no charges resulted. Oh that's good. How long do you reckon it took

them to go through all the stuff? Oh, if it's anything like me when I'm meant to be doing like a thorough review of a lot of evidence I would guess that they looked at about eight DVD covers and then went it's probably fine. It's fine. It's fine. I will be taking some of these these these these these these these these these these these these these these th. th. th. th. tha th thi thi thi thi their thi their their their their thi. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. I's their. I's their. I's their. I's too. I's too. too. too. too. too. te. too. too. too. too. too. too. too. t some of these home for to do more work on them. It's just barely legal teens and stepsister stuff. It's fine. It's probably fine. I'm sure that court case has very specific things in it like that and I would love to hear them. How often can you like get the transcript of a court case? If it's in the news, then it's... It's in the news, yeah.

You would have seen that you might be able to get a hold of it. If you know how to get a hold of the court case of David working from Muncie iniana about his extensive pornography collection. Love and itemized list of evidence. Yeah, send it into mail-a.ntavista.com. If you are US District Judge Paul Maloney, please contact. Give us the call. Oh my goodness. I'm sorry, I keep finding more things for this. Oh no. Which I probably, you know, could have done in advance if I wasn't something over. Got a hard day. Oh my god, no. Uh, no. This is an email from Paul Working to his son, David Working, subject, re-colon more stuff. David Working, comma.

This is how he has said, instead of, hi David, or, hello, son, he said, David working, comma. That usually means you're in trouble. You are in trouble. It is not natural or normal for a person to have sex with his or her mother. It is not natural or normal for a person to have sex with his or his or her mother. It is not natural or normal for a person to have sex with their brother or sister. It is not natural or normal for a person to have sex with any child related or not. It is natural or normal for a person have sex with an animal. I have found DVDs depicting all of these testable practices in your collection. Such things should not

be promoted, celebrated or glamorized. Any civilization that tolerates or promotes these acts will not survive. Any individual that puts this garbage into his mind whether or not he commits these acts will also suffer Oh my god Fucking Jordan Peterson over here. Oh my goodness. It should be no surprise to anyone that a person who watches this stuff every day will have nightmares and or strange dreams. Is this a condition that he'd complained of? Yeah, I've been having these really strange dreams. Yeah, I'm fucking mom in all of them. Oh, fuck. All right, here we go. I'm gonna read you a list right now. Yes, here we go. Um, these are. These are, uh, some of the titles working Captain Box Sydney's parents' basement.

Yes. I'm so excited. Me too. Uh, young nurses in lust. That's fine. Well, if you're doing it in the workplace, it's not appropriate. Peeping Tom. Fashionistas, discs one through three.

Honeydrippers. Country girls in heat. Yes, country girls make do. I'll tell you that. Old Granny's young panties one. Cafe flesh, three. Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on. Give me that one again.

Old Granny's young panties one. Wow. How do the panties become young. Are they like just fresh out of the packet the packet the packet the packet the packet the packet the packet the packet the packet the packet the packet the panties become young? Are they like just fresh out of the packet? I think they just mean the panties that a young woman might wear. Yeah, I think sort of like a... Do you think it's like an old and young lesbian type thing? I think they may be just using figurative language to be like, she might be a grandma, but she's also sexually charged. But her underwear's are youthful.

Huh, that's interesting. Sorry, I'll read out a few more of these here. There's just one of these I was like, wait, that's not an adult movie, but I think it absolutely is. The New Barbarians from 1990, not to be confused with the movie, The New Barbarians from the 1980s which I have on VHS. Body slam and one and three. Doesn't have two.

Pretty Peaches two. Anal misconduct. Your mum tossed my salad. Uranus experiment, disks one through four. Uh-huh. Taboo, American style, one through four. Uh-huh. Taboo American style one through three. Huh. That's classic series. Taboo American style four as well.

Big wet asses 15. Yes. Asian chunky chicks. I'm writing some of these down. Discs wanted to. Granny's gone anal. Discs 1 through 6, Mother Daughter Exchange Club 2. Okay, do you think that's like a wife swap type thing?

Yeah, potentially. Older women, younger women, eight, and shot at home, four. You just don't get this kind of title on like Pornhub, you know? Yeah. It's really something special about it. No, well it's always like a title for a scene now, you know? You don't get the title for the whole movie, which is really very representative of the tone of the piece. You need to know whose ass is getting slammed and how wet it is. Do you want to hear something else quite upsetting?

Absolutely. So this is an email from David to his dad. Dated December 30th, 2017, There's plenty of porn on the internet if you want to watch that dad. Try you porn or ex-hampster. Believe me, I know you need it with mom around. I needed it with Mary around. Damn. This dude is a straight up and down perver. Meanwhile, for me, there are college girls out there waiting to be made into women. Oh no. Strange. Oh, okay. You don't have to take

someone else's stuff and I would like it back along with the sex toys, my music CDs, my tambourine, my black comforter, my record player, my wedding rings, eight by ten canvases, my art bag, a quote, owners gets clipped poster, one long container of smuddy magazines, and I'm also missing, notice here, my PSVETA games. Silent Hill, Book of Memories, uncharted Golden Abyss, Rayman Origins, Soul Sacrifice, Injustice, Gods Among Us, little big planet, gravity rush, need for speed most wanted. Oh, and I don't have the cord that allows me to send pictures from the digital camera to my computer, weird. P.S. Vita, this guy is a perfect. It's so strange. What a journey from, hey dad, give me back all my pornography.

I assume that you are not having sex with mom anymore. My ex-wife didn't have enough sex with me. I want to fuck some college girls. Give me my tambourine. Here's an extensive list of my very mundane items to wrap this out. Yeah, my PS Vida gamesto wrap this out. Yeah, my S-vita games and my tambourine. I think you might just be a big-time purve. So like I, like imagine, imagine being an adult man with an adult son and you find his boxes upon boxes of

DVDs that are like, I'm having sex with my mother. I desperately want to have sex with my mother. And being like, buddy, this is not pleasing to me, you know, and then he's like, hey, I fucking love my smut. Dad, you can't take my disgusting smut away from me, dad. I wonder if it would be like a relief. If you were the dad and you found all of the, I want to fuck my mom porn, and you're like, oh no,

but then you also found the I want to fuck my dad porn. You'd be like, oh well, I guess. It's just more of us. There's both. It's both. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's more. It's more. It's more. It's more. It's more. It's more. It's more. It's more. It's more. It's more. It's more. It's more. It's more. It's more. It's more. It's more. It's more. It's more. It's more. It's more. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's more. It's more. It's more. It's more. It's more. It's more. It's more. It's more. It's more. It's more. It's more. It's more. It's just. It's just just more. It's just more. It's just just more. It's just more. It's just more. It's just just more. It's just more. It's just just more. It's just more. It's just more. It's just more. It's just more. It's just. It's more. It's just more of a younger. It's both of us. There's another email exchange here. This is his mom in 2016, discussing with him the possibility of him moving back in. So the first she's sort of offered him a spot in the basement, which he rejects. So she says, I was thinking you know of your own space down there, and you can have Maryland's room. You can keep all your fucking buckets of filth. I'll bet the balcony would have th in the th in th in th in th in th th in th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thum thumum thumumumumumum thum th th this this thumumumumumum this this this this this this this this this thumumumumumumumumumumumumum their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. thi thi thi thuu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thi thi thi their thi keep all your fucking buckets of filth. I'll bet the balcony would have good light to paint by so this is because his email rejecting the suggestion says no don't put me

downstairs there's no natural light and I need to finish the painting series I was doing to move on to oils. I we all know what kind of paintings he's doing right. He's doing like big, big, nude anime for sure. Oh man. I, look, in fairness to this guy and to his parents, I think that there is a real generational divide about incest porn. They don't get it. It's just all porn is like that now. Imagine just trying to explain that to broomers. Imagine, yeah, just trying to

explain, look, like 92% of new pornography getting produced is just depicting somebody having sex with their stepbrother, their stepmother, their stepmother, or their stepfather, except none of them are using the word step in their step-sister, their step-mother or their step-father, except none of them are using the word step in the movie. Because I feel like that happened really quickly. Yeah, it did seem to sort of come out of no way. Yeah, I feel like, maybe I'm wrong, but I've definitely been looking at porn to the whole time. Like I didn't take a few years off when you're driving. You don't everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone everyone to the time the time the time their their th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, the time. Like I didn't I didn't take a few years off looking at porno or anything. You don't take any time off when you're driving. Yeah. Everyone's going to ride in and tell us

that porn hub is an algorithm and I don't want to hear it, okay? Well there's looking at an incognito, it's you know, it's not using any of your actual data so. So. Well then. So true. Yeah, like it's not like it's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not like I's not like I's not like I's not like I's not like I's not like I's not like I's not like I's not like. It's not like. It's not the the the the the the their. It's their. It's not their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. It's not. the. It's not. the. It's not. t. t. t. tod. tod. t. tod. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the, like it's not like I took some big years-long sabbatical from porn at some point. And you're merged from the pornless wilderness and went, what is this? Everything has changed. Yeah, like, uh, like in, you know, Rambo 3 where they have to go up to the monastery, and find him up there looking all ripped. We need you to jack off again. Yeah, people are fucking their mum now. What? You gotta get back in the game. But yeah, it just seemed like in the space of

a year or two that all of a sudden, that's what porn is? I think it was definitely like an algorithm thing. Like it is just providing the type of content that people will click on. I think it's saying something terrifying about the human psyche. Yeah, absolutely. And I assume we've all seen those things where like every year, PornHub starts putting out stats that are like, here were the most searched for terms on like a state-by-state basis in America or like a country-by-country basis. And those are upsettingly specific depending on the state. They sure are.

Oh boy. Yes, it's a whole new world that we live in and I I don't think any of us are happy about it, basically. We're just stuck in it. Anyways, RIP to that guy's porno collection. RIP! Set into a woodchipper. Just imagine like his very many dildos going into the wood chipper. Just like slightly too spongy to really have the blade get at it. Just getting jammed in there. Flopping around in there.

My goodness. What do you think we should round it out with this week? I don't know. I'm interested... What do we go from here? I reckon if you could just scroll down to underneath the one that we got up to, the Netherlands Corner installment there. And you know that we that we that we that we that we that we that we that we that we that we th th that we th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the th one that we got up to, the Netherlands Corner installment there. And you know that we like to check in.

Well, there's a perfect segue. From a disgusting pervert and as many mounds of smut to the place all the smut came from, it's time to see what the Dutch are doing. And we really need to get that Netherlands corner theme. Yeah, I'll have to figure that out. Oopsy, where, oopsie. So this is from the number one visited site by Ben on Google Chrome. Yep.

Because he doesn't have to look at this one in incognito. Maybe you should. That probably should. From Dutch News. N.L. That's where we get all our Dutch news from. Distressing news from Netherlands as courts find that aphrodisiacs are not food and should be taxed at 21%. Supplements meant to boost the libido such as Spanish fly and herbal poppers are not foodstuffs. and as such, should not food stuff. And as such, it's, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the, the, the, the the the thu thu thu thu thu thu the thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu to boost the libido such as Spanish fly and herbal poppers are not foodstuffs and as such should not fall under the low rate of value-added tax or BTW the Dutch Supreme Court

said on Friday. What the fuck is in Spanish fly? What's that? I'm not sure. Wasn't there like a tone-loak song called Spanish Fly? Does any of this stuff work? There's an epitome of Futurama called Spanish Fry about his penis being in aphrodisiac. Oh, there you go. But yes, I would like to know what is allegedly in Spanish fla. Oh, it's straight up an insect. Oh, yeah. No, I think that's a separate thing. Is it? Oh, thi. th. th. that. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a s a s a s-I that's a s' that's a s' that's a s' that's a s' that's a s' that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a the the the the the the the the the the the the they. I the the thi. I thi. I's a s' thoan. thoan. th. thoan. thoan. th. th. thoan. th. thi. thi. th. thi. th. th. th. Just oyster juice or something. Oh, it's straight up an insect. Oh, yeah. No, I think that's a separate thing. Oh, sorry, no, you're right.

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while Bill Cosby may have put Spanish fly back in the media, Oh, oh. So it's not an aphrodisiac, it's a drug? This catch-all term for back of the magazine aphrodisiacs never really went anywhere. A number of love potions and a thro-deauxing using this name have been available on the market for decades. Just a few drops of Spanish flies supposed to get women in the mood for loving and give men the kind of raging erections that would make a porn star blush. Not in the porn that David Working has. In reality, most products sold a Spanish fly contained little more than water,

sugar and empty promises. The ingredients Spanish fly is named after is actually quite potent, though not in the way you'd hope. True Spanish flies made from blister beetles, specifically the substance produced by the beetles called Cantharidin. The insect's name is not for nothing. Contact with Cantharidin, blister's skin. Its use dates way back and some of its many infamous fans included a Roman Empress who used Cantharitan to encourage sexual behavior worthy of blackmailing her family with.

Okay. Roman gladiators who used it for orgies. And queens who used it on their kings and those kings on their mistresses to spice things up. The Romans just love to fuck. Freaky, di- motherfuckers. Respect it. Dried beetles would be crushed and mixed with drinks or sweets, not always to the receiver's knowledge

and consumed to promote feelings of warmth throughout the body and swelling of the genitals. But these warm fuzzies are due to inflammation, no attraction. Awesome. Along with long-lasting erections, Spanish fly was found to cause a number of serious side effects, including death. Oh. That is quite serious. Even death, as Marquis de Sard tragically discovered in 1772 after giving sweet aniseed

balls laced with Spanish fly to prostitutes who ended up dying horrible deaths from it. Jesus! Since them, the potential dangers of using Spanish fly have been well documented and include painful urination, blood in urine, vomiting blood, difficulty swallowing, priapism, abdominal pain, kidney failure, gastrointestinal bleeding, convulsion, seizures and coma. All right. I love listing coma as a symptom of something. convulsion seizures and coma. All right. Not for me.

I love listing coma as a symptom of something. So you can still buy products called Spanish Fly, but they do not contain Cantharidin or the insect. Good to know. They mainly have things like ginseng and ginkobaloba in them. So, I guess you can buy a Spanish fly if you want, but if you buy it in the Netherlands, you will now be charged more money. Yeah, well, give it a go, get back to us, right in.

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Well, I'm taking something that's regulating my boners function. However, judges in the Netherlands have set that ruling, which was advisory to one side. The court said the products are promoted on the packaging as a. thee, thee, thee, thee thee thee thee thee the, and the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thi, the, the, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, covers, covers, covers, covers, covers, covers, covers, covers, covers, covers, covers, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, th Netherlands have set that ruling, which was advisory, to one side. The court said the products are promoted on the packaging as aphrodisiacs, and this is how they are used. Because they are not manufactured or sold as foodstuffs, they cannot fall under the lower rate, the court said. The sex shop, which has not been named in court documents, sold the items between 2009 and 2013 the then lower rate of 6% but the tax office thought

a stand 21% rate should have been charged and has said the owner a bill of 44,000 euro. Ben, because the shop has not been named, can you tell me what you think the Dutch sex shop was called? Like I assume every sex shop in the Netherlands is just called sex shop, but it's spelled S-E-K-S-H-O-P, one word. Welcome to sex shop. A couple of um-louts. Would you like to buythe Netherlands one day and get killed. There's gonna be a bunch of people at the airport just being like, there they are, get

them! And when they're murdering us, we're like, you sound so funny right now. Wacking me with a big double-ended Dilder. I'm sorry, did you just threaten to beat my ass? What the fuck does that mean? You, you so enough, bitch? Oh, ow. I'm just picturing I'm doing like the three guys from the end of the big little mouse key just being like, I fucks you up. Yeah, I'm sure you will. What do you do? Chase me on your bicycle? Oh, you'll have a heart attack after half a kilometer because of all of your french fries covered in mayonnaise. It does sound good. It is good. I'm reading, I'm at the eating food again part of the hangover now, I think. You know what I want to try making is a samurai sauce, which is a kind of sauce.

Well, no, look, I take it all back, it's Belgian. It's not Dutch. But I've seen a few recipes for samurai sauce. Belgian condiment commonly served with Belgian fries. The source is also popular and widely used throughout France, not to be confused with Algerian sauce. There is a version called Algerian sauce which is similar to samurai sauce, but with onions. The sauce is made with mayonnaise, ketchup and Harissa or Sambal Olek. And you put it on your fries or in kebabs.

Yeah, they used to have it at Lord of the Fries. It's delicious. It sounds fucking boss. How to find a recipe for though, because everyone's like, hmm, who knows where it came from? I have actually spent quite a while looking for recipes for samurai sauce, you would be surprised. If you have a good recipe for samurai sauce, right in the podcast. If you have any aphrodisiac recommendations. If an aphrodisiac has worked on you, tell us about it. They don't work. One time in high school me and my friends shoplifted a packet of horny goatweed. Oh, that was the single most shoplifted item at every single walrus that I worked at. It didn't do anything. People will steal the thoathea goat the the thoen, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, tho-I. tho-I. tho-a, tho-a, tho-a, tho-a, tho-a, th. If, th. If, th. If, th, th, th, th, th. If th, th. If th. If th. If th. If th. If th. If th. If the, the, the, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-a, I worked at. It didn't do anything. People will steal horny goat weed but they'll just like leave the box there they always

just like take it out and just fuck off. Because you can't go and buy your horny goat weed especially before you had like a self-serve check out. No they'd be like a 14 year old trying to scan it and it wouldn't work they'll be like I'm sorry I just got a to just to get to get to get to get to get a to get a price I just to get a price I just to get a price I just to get a price to get a price to get a price to get a price to get a price to get a price to get a price to get a price to get a price to get a price the price to get a price the price the price check the price to get a price to get a price to get a to get a to get a to get a to get a to get a to get a to get a to get a to get a to get a to get a to get a to get a to get a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their th. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I thea. I thea. I thea. Horny goat weed. It tells you what it does right on the box and I respect that. It makes you horny. Yep. Yep. Now just before we get out of here because I think we have our strong suspicions that this will be the last new episode for the year. We might have a week off. Is that how we're all... Yeah, I think that's how we're gonna do it. It's fucking Christmas. We're th. We're gonna. We're. We're. We're. We're. We're. We're. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. th. to. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. te. te. te. te. te. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. te. tell. te. te. tell. te. tell. tell. be the last new episode for the year. We might have a week off. Is that how we're all... Yeah, I think that's how we're gonna do it. It's fucking Christmas. We're gonna do Christmas things.

We got families. No one needs a podcast over Christmas. We deserve time off. So before we go, I'm going to read the stuff on the most recent bonus episode? Was it the bonus episode where we were talking about Catholic relics and such? Yeah, certainly. That was it. So, here's a letter, dear Buntavista, as an avid listener and a more avid Catholic, well, give us some time. We might win you over.

As an avid listener and a more avid Catholic, I enjoyed the recent bonus episode discussion about our weird reli Give us some time, we might win you over. As an avid listener and a more avid Catholic, I enjoyed the recent bonus episode discussion about our weird relic situation and I wanted to share an obscure factoid that may be of passing interest. You have covered our veneration of blood and bones, etc. But it's worth noting that these are what are considered first-class relics. There are also second and third-class relics, items that are saint used, always in proximity to an item a saint used. These could include rosary beads, prayer books, or even their shoes or shirt. This brings us to the

beatification of Carlos Acutus, an Italian teenager who sadly lost his life to leukemia age 16. Carlos was very devout in his faith and made many documentaries on Catholic miracles throughout the world that he posted online. Recognition of his holy life in addition to a miracle attributed to his intercession saw Carlos beatified by Pope Francis this past October. Being born in 1991, we also know many predictable things about a teenage boy born at this time. The known interests of Blessed Carlos include Pokemon and gaming on his PS2. This creates a fair possibility that and gaming on his PS2. This creates a fair possibility that there are currently PS2 controllers and Pokemon

cards that meet the criteria for second-class relics in the Catholic Church. Many blessings to your household to this joyful time of year, Ash. That is fucking wonderful. It is wonderful. Imagine, imagine playing a relic-class Pokemon card during a game. Would that make you more likely to win? It seems like it has to. Sure.

It seems like you would immediately win the game, but I don't really know that much about Pokemon. Have seen Detective Pikachu. It was fine. It's pretty good. Yep. They shot that movie on 35 millimeter film. Huh. Did they did? Which is odd, because basically no movies do that to to to to to that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that. that. that. that. that. th. th. th. th. th. th.. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thiiiii. thii. thii.. Did they? They did.

Which is odd, because basically no movies do that anymore, especially for one that's so digital effects heavy. It was strange. It was a good looking movie. Yeah. Congratulations to Ryan Reynolds. Voice of Detective Pikachu. He is a charming man.

It would be hard to argue that he's not a charming man. You're Ryan Reynolds. Yep. I just remember when he, because he used to be on the like two guys a girl in a pizza place show and like what it was called Van Wilder, that movie. So it was that stuff. And then he like did a few movies like the remake of the Amityville Horror and in that movie he was suddenly like ripped. I was insanely ripped for his role in the remake of the Amityville Horror which is not very good but boy did he look nice and that's the thought we're gonna leave you on yep pretty cool looking at Ryan Reynolds's muscles oh absolute washboard abs you thought we're going to leave you on. Yep. Pretty cool. Look at Ryan Reynolds's muscles. Oh

Absolute washboard abs, you know, and then he would threaten his family with an axe and move. Not very good. Not a great guy. Thank you for writing in Ash. It's tantalizing to think about like an original PS2 controller being a second-class relic. And I think that's it for us this year. We're done. Let these poor people get out of here, drink a glass of water and lie down. You know? I will. Have a wonderful Christmas, everyone.

Oh boy. And a happy new year. I hope that if it's possible that you are able to see some people from your family, and if you're not, I'm very sorry. It's been a hard year for a lot of people. And I can't wait for it to fuck off. Can't wait for the fucking end. I'm sure everything's going to be better next year. Yeah, January 1st, problem solved.

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See you're lucky. You want to get out of here, Lucy. Sure do. Thank you.