Boonta Vista - EPISODE 196: Godfuckers Inc. 4 - A 5/5 Racism Experience (Feat. Naomi Higgins & Humyara Mahbub)

Episode Date: April 26, 2021

Andrew and Lucy are joined by the thriving girlboss co-creators of the television programme 'Why Are You Like This?' to talk about that one scene from Ghost Ship, drowning in cum, drinking cum, and Marine Todd. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [e-mail]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Welcome to Bluntivista episode 196. I am Andrew and I'm here in the world's biggest toilet with Lucy. We're paddling around. We're upset about it. Of course, this is another installment of the series that we immediately regretted making. It's time for another installment of Godfuckers. We're here splashing around the big that we immediately regretted making, it's time for another installment of Godfuckers. We're here splashing around the big toilet looking up the top who's here about to jump on the big button and send us hurtling away,

but our special guests, Naomi and Hum, co-creators and writers of the TV series, Why are you like this? Hello! co-creators and writers of the TV series, Why Are You Like This? Hello! Finally, a podcast perfect for us. Yep, I am to understand that you will be talking to Ben later on about the fact that he has volunteered you for this and then just disappeared. Yeah, he was like, you guys belong in this toilet down here. Yeah, well we are disgusting little rats, so it makes sense.

And I have come, it's not a weakness, it's a strength, it's a superpower. You know what I mean? That's true. Thank you. I'm not mad at being put on the disgusting little rat podcast. I'm mad that Ben thinks th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th is th is not thin's thin's thin's not thin's not thin's not thi's not thi's not that Ben that Ben that Ben that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's not that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th is not th is not th is not th is not th is not th is not th is not th is not th is not thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii thiiiiiiiiii. thi. thi. thi th Ben thinks he shouldn't be on the disgusting little rat podcast. He thinks he's better than us but that's fine we don't talk about it. I'm gonna kill him. Oh boy we did put out the call to our beautiful listeners, each one more attractive than the last to see if they had any questions for you or anything.

So I thought, maybe let's have one immediately from a lover of the show, Travis, who asks, how does it feel to be the anti-SJW darlings of Sky News? And when are we going to see hum up late-weekly 8 p.m. on Sky News after dark? Has somebody actually said anything on Sky News? I haven't kept up. I don't know. So you might need to explain this one. Okay so we have a TV show. That's the first thing you should know. We'll explain that. Set it on stage. Let me set this. First of all, we're incredibly hot. Yes, we're hot and we've got huge natural go. And then we got a TV show.

I've got beautiful and modestly sized naturals, okay? And that's fine, I'm fine with that. She's got those mummy milkers. Yeah. And then we got a TV show. We got a TV show and we made it about how the political correct this has gone too far. You know what I mean? You'd think they'd like that kind of thing. They loved that shit. Yeah, but they, you know, they saw there's someone brown in it, there's someone gay in it, there's a woman in it and they said, yuck, we're not even going to try try try try try try try try try try try try try to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to try, and to to to to to to to to, and to, and to, and we're, to, to, and we're, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the the the the the the the the the th... And, th. th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th thin, th th th th th the th thin, th th th th that that that that to, to, that that that that that to, there's a woman in it, and they said, yuck, we're not even going to try it. And then Andrew Bolt wrote a blog post about, just literally he's just, I think, scrolling on the eye view page and saw the thumbnail for episode 3, which is called Dick or Pussy

of Color, where the beautiful picture of me, and he was like, that's enough I'm mad and read a little blog post about it. I love his little blog he writes like two sentences on it. Yeah I assume he gets paid a lot more money than I've ever been paid a job so good for him. Absolutely you know he has the valuable skill of being pure evil which you haven't mastered frankly. I think he quoted the ABC like the purpose of it. Yeah but he took out the part there were a lot of ellipties in the quote it was like you know stuff of a high quality and then there was a lot of dot dot dots and then you look at the dot dot dot dots and

he's cut out the parts of say entertain and cultural diversity. Because Dick or Pussy of Color clearly ticks both of those boxes. That's true. God. I mean, I do love... I love the idea of him scrolling through like, eye view though, like he probably just was on a Friday night being like, oh, I could watch an episode of Vera. Happen to see us on what's popular right now because we were popular right now. Sorry to brag. You guys are very popular and the most famous guest we've ever had on this podcast. So, uh, thank you. Thank you so much.

They might be true, but it sounds good, right? You've had Elon Musk on the show before. Can't compete with him, he's a funny guy! Remember when he said the coach of the Thai boys was a pedophile? Yeah, I do. I do. Have you seen that he's going to host an episode of SNL? Oh my god?

Are you joking? No, that's real. Does that matter? Isn't SN&L stupid? Like, isn't it just 40-year-olds now being like, what if liberalism had succeeded 20 years ago? Shut up. He is. But also, like, I'm just trying to picture him reading a monologue with somebody else's jokes plugged into it and trying to do it? Because he's not a funny guy. Yeah, it's gonna be awful. I can't th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm just th. I'm th. I'm just thi th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Li. Li. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to to to to to to to to thr. thr. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. I thi. I th. S. S. gonna be awful. Yeah, I can't imagine him like laughing at a joke at all. Um, maybe just sit him down and put on an episode of Rick and Morty and see what happens. He thinks that like a Reddit meme picture of Doge is funny.

You know? You know? Is it wrong though? But he's like, he's 40 and a nerd, right? He's older than 40, isn't he? How old is that guy? That's so funny, so he's dating like a child, he's like close to 50 and he loves Reddit memes. She's not a child, she's in her 30s?

She's in her 30? She's 33. That's even more depressing that she's 33. And he's 49. And he's 49. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th is 40 is 40. th. th. thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's th. th. thi's 40- thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. thi. thi-a. thi-a. thi-a-a-a-sa-sa-sa-sa-sa''ea-sa-sa'ea-sa'eating thia-sa'era'era'era-s that's that's that she's... Oh wait a minute, and he's 49. Oh that's truly sad. That's... that makes me sad. 49 he's got his sweet hair plugs locked in. Imagine being 33 and like she's, do you think she's wet for him? That's gross. Is she? She must be wet for him. No. He's not a hot way. But Elon Musk! I don't.

I can't think about, I really don't want to think about Elon Musk having sex. I request them we move on. I know you don't want to think about the hair plugs like moving rhythmically while you watch them from above because... Why do you need that? I know their the hair plugs and forwards, backwards, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, their, th, th, th, their, their, th, their, their, their, tho, tho, tho, their, tho, th, th, their, to, their, to, their, to, their, to, their, to, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, tho, tho, tho, thooo, thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.... I for me? The hair plugs, the hair plugs just going backwards and forwards, backwards and forwards as his head moves as he's entering and exiting and entering and exiting. You know what I mean? What part of your meslo hierarchy of needs?

You need me to think about Elon Musk's hair plugs during sex. It's one below self-actualization. Okay, so pretty high, not super important. But still I'm thinking about it and I'm mad. Okay. And that halfway through says, Grams, this is freaking epic. No! No! I may still says Irma Gerd. I'm leaving the podcast guys.

I'm just going to close this window right. It's fair. You can quit like, you know, pretty quickly into the piece, frankly. Do you think there's going to be any more, any more controversy about the show? Like, I'm trying to, I'm trying to picture. So Andrew Bolt, he's seeing the thumbnail and he gets mad about it, and he brings up Microsoft Word 97. And he writes his, writes his like 48 words about it and then just caches that check.

To be fair, we would all like as a gig. But like, let's be real, he wasn't going to watch it. He's not on there watching like, you know, please like me or anything, is he? Not on there watching shows for young people. We don't know. We don't know what he's up to. I think, no, I'm sure you would find plenty to be upset about, but it would just be like natural dep depravity like swearing and sex you know sexual references and you know stuff that friendly jordies

gets upset about now for some reason. Yeah talking about depravity because they talk about drugs on hack or anyway we're not we're not going in on friendly jordies right?, although I will say. The only thing I will ask is, are you both aware that he has like a whole separate side YouTube channel for like motivational shit? No, we were not going to ever talk about him because he's going to get really mad at us and his freakish little fans are going to come after us? Well, now that you're making a big deal out of it, I was just remarking on the fact that he is a big Jordan Peterson fan and he has a whole YouTube channel that is not, I'm doing scarequotes, comedy or scare quotes journalism.

It's just, here's how to epically self-actualize and clean your room. Is it like, it's him? It's him, it's him, it's him, it's him, it's him, it's him, it's him, it's him, it's him, it's him, it's him, it's him, it's him, it's him, it's him, it's him, it's him, it's him, it's him, it's him, it's him, it's him, it's him, it's him, it's him, it's him, it's him, it's him, it's a hea' he's a hea' he's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's a hea, it's a hea, it's a hea, it's a hea, it's a hea, it's a hea, it's hea, it's hea, it's hea, it's hea, it's him. He's him. He's him. He's him. He's hea, it's hea, it's a hea, he's a hea, he's a hea'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'a, he's a the the self-actualize and clean your room. Is it like you, it's him, like he's put his face on it, it's not anonymous. It's him, it's him. Uh, okay, well, good on yam, brother. That's, yeah, cool dude. Good luck with that. It's, uh, not what I would be. Look, I've got no problem with men creating elaborate systems so they can make their beds and not be depressed.

Yeah, that's true. Make your bed, that's fine. I do it. I do it, but I'm old. If you, yeah, I mean if they have to create a weirdly carnivorous and sexist value system to make that happen. That's fine, as long as they're, you know, washing their asses and making their beds. Yeah.

Make your bed. It's still a net positive. Yeah. Do all that normal stuff. Make your bed. Post a weird photo of your daughter in a bikini. And then just go about your da. Just wash your ass. It's not gay to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to wash to to wash to wash to wash to wash to wash to wash the the to wash to wash their to wash to wash to wash to wash to wash their their their their to wash their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. thoome. thoomea. thooooomorrow. thoooooooomeauoomorrow. thoooooooomorrow. thooomorrow. their. It's not gay to wash your own ass.

Which is a problem a lot of men have apparently. They think it's gay to wash their own ass. Yeah. So you know. It is sad. I don't think it's gay. I'm gonna be really brave. I'm gonna be really brave. Wow. I'm gonna say it. Oh, we got a clean ass Tommy in the chat. Thank you ladies. So I'm calling men. Just Tom. My goodness. So look, I got some... I got some bad news for Naomi today. Okay.

Yeah, um, it's pretty unfortunate. And... What happened? Well, I was talking to... Am I dead? This is the terrible form that your like judgment has come in? Yeah, you can only be on a podcast as a podcast guest for a turn now. Yeah, it did feel like hell and I was like, it makes sense. So I was chatting to a friend of the show, very, very famous comedian and hard-working

virtual truck driver, Tom Walker. Oh, fuck's sake, not that cunt. And I asked him if he has any upsetting questions for you. And he said, well, hold on, there's good news and bad news here. I'm going to front load it with the good news. So Tom said, well, let me have a little thing about it. And he said, I'm not going to go brown, because I know that that's upsetting to Naomi. Yes. And I said, so Naomi doesn't like to talk about towards and poops and shit and such and he said no she hates it. Yeah and I said wow that's

that's unfortunate given the slate of questions that we have asked. Fucking hell. The good news is... Real creative you little cunt. I'm talking on a list of shit. There I go So but very respectfully Tom has sent a question which was not Turd related Oh bless it kind of is though. Oh no it could be it could be So Tom asks in memory of the yumbo, what is the worst food you've ever got in a restaurant or take away? What you talk about the yumb? We need to explain the yumbo. to our own? to to to to to to to to to to to to the to to to the to to to the to to the to to the to the to to the to the to the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th.m? th.m. th.m. th. th. th. th. I the. the. the. the. the. tom. tom. tombea. tombea. tombea. tombea. tombea. toe. to. to. to. to. to. the worst food you've ever gotten at a restaurant or takeaway?

We didn't talk about the Yombo. We need to explain the Yombo to our foreign listeners to our international fans. They don't understand the Yombo fever. I don't know what a Yombo is. Everyone's personally a picture of this ham and cheese sandwich from Hungry Jacks. It's from ry Jacks? I think calling it a ham and cheese sandwich is a little reductive. I mean it's got five slices of hot ham is what I hear. Oh, you're hot? Hot ham? Hot ham?

Hot ham? I don't understand white people's foods. Is ham normally hot or is that like a delicacy? Ham is hot on special occasions. And that's good? Apparently, I feel like this looks like an Arby's thing for America, you know? I feel like this is this is what they're eaten over over the pond. You know? Yeah, Americans eat hot ham? Oh yeah, yeah for sure. Wait, did we eat cold ham? Yeah, like like deli cuts, you know just like some ham. I'm gonna be honest. I don't know. I saw white kids eating pink circles in school and I was like, never for me.

Well, now to be fair, there's a lot of different grades of pink circles. It looks like a lower grade of it though. If it's all exactly the same color and the circle is perfect, that's no good. That's as bad pink circle. You're in the Devon zone there, there, there, there, there, there, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi thi thiiiiiiiiiiii thiiii thi thi thi thi bad as it gets. Yeah. Oh that's a bad pink circle. Well I'm in the Devon zone. Oh I thought Devin was fancy. No. Oh no. There's so much I have to learn about lunch meat really. You do not know anything about our culture and honestly it's disrespectful. I'm so so I will do the work. You say that. And yet this is not the first time we've had this same discussion about ham and you remain uneducated.

It's like you're not even listening. I'm so sorry to silence Australian voices. Anybody ever had a ham steak? Ea- Do you remember those guys? Oh, yeah, maybe? That's some real white people shit. That is, it is. Me and my wife have been talking about feeding them to our children. Oh, don't do that.

Don't put them through that. That's what my like British grandparents gave me. Don't do that to your children. Put a slice of pineapple apple there though. Oh god. So we that we that we that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is a that is a th. th. th. th. tho. tho. tho. tho. thi. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho. tho is tho is tho is tho is tho is tho is tho is tho is tho is tho is tho is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. too. toooooooooooo. toe. toe. toa. thi. thi. thiumbo is a like a seeded burger bun, like you would find on any size of Mac. And like the bad kind of cheese, you know, like the craft singles kind of cheese, I think. Five slices of hot ham. I don't know if the ham comes hot because what, how I've seen it explained recently is that all of this is in the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th is th is the. theat is theat is theat is thi. theat, theat, theat, theat, theat, the. the. the, the. the, the, the, th is the, th is th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th.. th..... th. th.. th. th. th. th. th. thin. thin. thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, the. the is the. the. the. thin, is thin, is the is the. It's is the. the. It's is the. It recently is that all of this is in the the bun and it's all sitting in

a packet and then somebody orders one and then you microwave it briefly. Well that's hot. I would have thought it was just in a little cardboard thing or something, you know I haven't got a Yumbo since they bought them back. That's so fucked up. I did not know this was coming it it it it was th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the the theee theeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. theeeeeeeee. thee thi thi thi thi got a Yombo since they bought them back. That's so fucked up. I did not know this was coming back and I'm really upset. People on Twitter are just, they're getting them, they're posting their yumbos and it looks repulsive. I'm not going to say it looks good. It doesn't look good at all. It's very funny to post a yumbo though. That sounds fun. I thu. I thu. I thu. I thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thi thu thi thu thi thi thi thi thi thi that that thu thu that that that thu thu thu people thu people thu people thu people thu people thu people thu people thu people thu people thu people thu people thu people thu people thu people thu people thu people thu people thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu they they they they are just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just they're just thu thu. I thu. I thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu-a thu-a' thu thu thu thu thu thu thu. People think I think somebody at the hungry jacks marketing department said Wait and they remembered that they had this in the in the old backlogs and they went how fucking fun is it to say Yumbo that it really is I'm far more interested in saying yumbo than I am not

I think that's when you've got to order a food food it's got like an embarrassing name and you don't want to do it I would only order a to'm not. I think that's why I'm eating the food product. Like when you've got to order a food it's got like an embarrassing name and you don't want to do it. I would I would only order a Yumbo on like on like this TV screen thing like where I don't have to speak to a person and say hello can I have a Yumbo please. That's like when I went to LA, sorry to the to the to th. th. th. th. th. th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thr- I thr-I thr-I thr- I thr- I thr- I thr- I thr- I thr- I thro to the the to the to to to to to to to to to to the to the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th th the th th th th th th th th th th the th their their their their their their their their the the to their to their toooooooooom. to toooom. their to to the to to the to to to the to to to the to the to the to this place called Gratitude Cafe. I don't know if you've been there. Sounds very yellow. But everything on the menu, the drinks and the food are like adjectives. And you have to order them by saying I am. So if you want a coffee and it's called Brave, you have to say, I am brave. And I think the thing I wanted was like voluptuous which I don't know if you ever seen what I look like but I am not voluptuous.

I had to lie and say I was slim thick when I'm not and it was literally the worst, I mean I can't do earnestness at all and it was it killed me it really did. I have big juicy natties. And then my friend right after that. me it really did. I have big juicy natties. Guys? And then my friend right after that. Oh hum, you left? Oh no, you guys sound like shit.

She didn't want to hear about the Yambo. HUM. Hello. Yeah, oh thank God. Wait, did you guys leave? No, no, we kept talking. I didn't really notice you were gone if I'm honest. Oh, wow. I'm, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha. tha. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. talking. I didn't really notice you were gone if I'm honest. Oh, wow. I noticed. Okay, cool, great. Sorry. Hon, I was talking about Los Angeles, okay? What, you were? Yes, and you missed it? I was there. Yeah, I was talking about, I'll just recap the podcast part that you missed, um, I was talking about gratitude cafe. and I have to order with affirmations.

Oh yeah. Oh, was that the worst thing you've ever been served in a restaurant? No, it's just the worst. Oh, right. There was a question. The worst way I've had to order or something's disgusting. I will not choose to eat it. Yeah. think of it because I if something's disgusting I will not choose to eat it bravely yeah recently I assume it was on this show I was remembering eating like

a quarter pounder in Paris and it was it was like it was made out of wood it have very really it had clearly been sitting in the in like the warmer thing for I would say six to eight hours. Oh boy. Yeah yeah I am I have a bad French food story. I flew into Nice quite late and everything was closed and we ordered KFC on some food app and it took like two hours to get there and when it arrived the chicken was also like wood and the food delivery driver like threw it at us. Welcome to France you cunt. Yeah so if I could have ordered some French food at 10 p.m. I would have but everything was closed on account of I don't know

label laws or some shit. That sounds disgusting. Yeah, so, I mean that's a bad one. I don't know if I, I can't, I don't have any bad memorable food experiences really. Why, why is Tom remembering his bad experiences and not his good ones? Tom and I went to- What do you mean? Like a month ago, Tom caught a train, an hour and a tho and a tho tho tho to to and a half one way to buy those King Kong and Godzilla burgers from Carl's Jr. and then and then caught the train and train and bus and train and bus back to his house and then started streaming

and ate them on stream and then probably like room temperature. Oh no. Carrying them all the way back, that's very upsetting. I think he assumes that other people will see something discussing and be like, okay, but that's not how my brain works. I would simply choose to not do that. But I did have, um, out of Vietnamese, it was rolled, sorry for the slander, but it's true, it did happen to me. I ate the little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little littleto me. I ate the little, what's the glass, the things with the vermicelli noodles in them.

The rice paper rolls, oh my god, you're so white! I forgot, okay? They even, you know outrolled they even give you a little white person name to call them. They're like, instead of ordering what they're called, you can say, could I have three soldiers, please? That's what they called. They don't call them soldiers. Okay, well, I had, I had prawn and pork, which I guess is colonization. And then, and but it was, they were sitting in the window and it was like a 40 degree day and I should not have done that. So they weren't bad at the time, but about five hours later onwards, that was, it turned out

to be a bad choice. And I don't want to speak for, actually no I will speak further on that. It was disgusting. And me and my current boyfriend had been dating for about three weeks, and I was just feeling so sorry for myself that he was like, you know what, yes. And he came over and I was just lying naked on the bed with like a bucket there, just crying. Did he even come over? You're like, I need you to see this. I need you to experience it. And then I sat up and I started vomiting and he was holding the bucket and then while I was vomiting. And then I started vomiting. And then he's like, what's funny the the th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. the the th. the the the th. the the th. th. the the the th. the the the the bu. the bu. the bu. the bu. the bu. the bu. the bu. the bu. the the the to to to come. He's to come. He's to come. He's to come. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's like. He's. He's. He's to. He's the. He's and I'm so I'm vomit laughing. And then he's like what's funny

and I'm like you know what's funny he's like I genuinely don't and I was like oh okay never mind and then like five years later he was like oh no I heard that. Was he just trying to be nice about it? Yeah he was because I was extremely vulnerable. That's so fun. So I would say that's probably my worst food experience. I would like to talk about a nice food experience I had with Tom Walker himself. Um, Tom. It's not very godfuckers, but all right.

Okay, well. Tom and I went to a very fancy restaurant in Sydney together with our partners. We were the youngest people there by some measure. And there were some old people being very racist next to us. I'm brown in case listeners don't know. And they are, yes, they were like really racist and talking about how brown people shouldn't protest so much if they didn't want to be shot. Cute.

Yeah, it was insane. The man talking the loudest had like silvery hair quite thick drawn back into like a low ponytail and he was like a dude. Yeah, he was like quite large in a way that seemed very dangerous. I was like this man has assaulted other men and in some way abused a woman. Like you could just tell he had done some kind of DV and if his daughters had been lucky enough to not live with him at least one of them was estranged. He definitely had daughters who didn't like him. It's a very specific energy. Yeah, highly I think you guys can

picture him like quite precisely in your mind. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, a kind of solid and very dangerous looking man. Anyway, so he was doing that all night and then we left before them I think we had our like seven course meal and matching wines, etc. And Demi, Tom's girlfriend, started talking quite loudly to me towards the end of our meal about how, about black lives the their their th li th lives, th lives, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like thi, like thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,i, Tom's girlfriend, started talking quite loudly to me towards the end of our meal about how Black Lives Matter and just yelling stuff about like, just yelling stats about how many people had died and how sovereignty was never seated.

And just screaming and a really fancy reveren. You know how sovereignty was devastated? Yeah. That sounds like Jimmy. So you're really praxis. Overlooking the harbor. Anyway, actually, we didn't leave before them. They retired to like this fancy restaurant had like a smoking and like bar, lounge area.

So they finished their meal and went to the front bar. And then immediately we turned to the people who was, they were having having to have to have to have to have to have to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to look to. to look at. to look at to look at to to to to to to. to to to to. to. to. to. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their.. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. the the their. to. theturned to the people who was they were having a romantic dinner kind of a little bit further away and they turned to look at us and we turn to look at them at the same time and then we both kind of went oh thank God you were thinking the same thing. So then we stood up and hung out with those people while they had dessert up to them, screamed Black Lives Matter and ran out of the restaurant. We all do activism in different ways. It was very funny. And honestly the meal was delicious and the staff were impeccable. Oh great. Yeah the racism I mean what can they do about it you know? Well that's not their responsibility. I went serving the racism. The racism zero stars. Service, five. I feel like the racism rating for rolled would be like, I don't know what, like two or three? Because no one's doing any overt racism

at the time, but you're also doing the, like you got to call them soldiers? Okay, well, I don't know where harm has come up with soldiers. I've their their their their they they they they they they they they they they they they've they've they've they've they've they've they've they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they they're they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their their. their. their. their. their. they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're their. they're their. Yeah. their. Yeah. their. Yeah. their. I. No. No. No. No, their their their their to to to too. too. to te. too. their th their th their th their th their their their their their their they're the time but you're also doing the like you got to call them soldiers. Okay well I don't know where hum has come up with soldiers I've never ordered a soldier in my life they've put it eggs and soldiers which is amazing delicacy hum learn about it I've heard about it you cut the little toast up into strips yeah that's fine yeah that's fine you get it you put some butter on it you put some butter on it you feed them to your children yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their their their. their their their. their. their. I their. I'm. I'm. I'm. I their. I their. I their. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm te. I'm te. te. te. te. te. ttte. te. tte. te. tte. th. th. I'm the the them to your children. Yeah, I get it. According to me, yeah. Well, you know, I'm baby, so. Yeah, but anyway, that, well, yeah, I don't, it's hard, you know, saying I would rate the racism five stars, it doesn't, it does not roll off the tongue. No.

Best experience I've had racism-wise in years. That's still, it still doesn't sound like a positive review. I've had some okay racism experiences, I would say. Middling. I mean, some quite funny. When I was in your six there were, and Naomi knows, I hate twins. If there's any identical twins listening, stop. Oh my gosh, she's actually scared of them.

She's scared of them. We went to Mornington Peninsula Hot Springs and there's this like cave thing that you can sit in in the water and then these twins, these like teenage twins it's not exactly it's not cool it's not okay I'm not about it sharing the same DNA no frankly what I was gonna tell you how do we get here I was talking when you were in grade six oh yes there were these evil red-headed twins. I wonder. Now I understand. Now I understand.

Yeah, I feel like... Yeah, and you know what, Naomi, before the evil red-headed twins in year six, when I was in New Zealand, in year one, there were other twins, Hannah and Sarah, and Hannah was evil and her name was a palindrome. And twins are a palindrome. Do you get it? Twins are a palindrome.

Hold on, hold on. I mean, isn't a single person a palindrome? Not single person's a word. Idiot? Twins, the word is not a palindrome. No, but twins, the people are a palindrome. Why? Because they're the same thing forwards and backwards. So are people? No, people are one thing. Oh my God. So wait, I got a question about

the twins. So wait, you're making quite a clear statement in here that you have encountered a pair of evil twins. I haven't counted one pair of evil twins. Yeah, oh, whoa, hold on. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, what, what, people. No, people. No, people. No, people. No, people. No, people. No, people. No, no, no, no, no, people. No, people. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, people. No, people. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, people. No, people. No, people. No, people. No, people. No, people. No, people. No, people. No, people. No, people. No, people. No, people. No, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, people. the people. the the the people. the people. the people. the the the the people. the the the the the the the theins. I have encountered one pair. All twins are evil. Hold on, no, no, no, no. No, what we just heard was that there was a pair of evil twins, but there was another pair of twins and one of them was evil. Yes, the first twins I ever encountered, only Hannah was evil. But the second set of red-headed twins who were the racist twins, but I don't think that was their fault. They were children.

But they were red-headed and they were evil. And they did say to me and some brown friends in primary school, we were eating lunch and they came up to us and they were like, are you guys curry munches? And I was like, well we are eating curry. And I'd never heard the termterm term term term term term term term term turn. So turn. So turn. So tu. So tu. So I was, I was like. So I was like. So. So. So. So. So. So. So I was like. So I was like. So I was like, I was like, I was like, I'd tho. I'd tho. I'd thi. I'd thoom, I'd thoom, I'd the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I was. I was. I was. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was the. I was thean. I today. I today tean. I tean. I said. I tean. I today today the. I thean. I thean. I guess so. And they kind of were just like, okay, and left. Everybody got something positive out of this interaction. I would call that a five out of five racism experience. Yeah. Well, also, because they might have been the same and not known as derogatory and just been like,

oh, there are people who eat curry and you were eating curry. Exactly. Well, this makes sense. Yeah, so I don't, I think th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, I thi, I th. I th. I th. th. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, th., th. th. th. th. th. the. tho. th. th. tho. th. tho. th. tho. th. that's that's tho. that's, that's, that's, exactly. Well this makes sense. Yeah, so I don't, I don't, exactly. I think that's a pretty good race and experience. I had one that was kind of like that but slightly worse many years later where I didn't know a lot of, I don't, I haven't met a lot of, I mean I have lots of Jewish friends now but growing up it wasn't a community I was much in contact with and I didn't know know any of the stereotypes about anti-Semitic whatever. So there was a girl who was very anti-Semitic at a place I worked, but I didn't understand anything she was saying at any time. She'd be like, well Rachel's quite good with money and I'd be like, oh well that's

good for her. That was me too. I also didn't grow up around any Jewish people so no one, like I never heard any of that. And when I started hearing those stereotypes, I was just confused. Yeah, I don't know what she was trying to say to me really either. Rachel never done anything wrong. And so when she just tell me something about like what she's just trying to say Rachel's Jewish? Was that meant to have scandalized me? Was that that that meant that meant that that that to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their to their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi. to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the. I the. I the. I the. I thean. I thean. I the. I the. I thean. I thean. I was thean. I was thean. I thean. I was thean I always found us so weird encountering like people in Australia doing anti-Semitism, not because like encountering bigotry is like surprising in Australia or anything. But because so many people like have that same experience of like oh there wasn't any, there wasn't like a large Jewish community or anything where I grew up or I didn't actively know anybody Jewish, but let me hear you with some of this anti-Semitism.

Yeah. It's really weird. Those freaking TVs, man. Got to shut off those TVs. It's true. Hey, we got a question for you. Yeah, I just want to caveat that. Yeah, I forgot about your TV show. A friend of the show, Flashman asks,

if you had to kill off a character from why you like this, who would it be and how would they meet their doom? It's Penny. You both got there very quickly. I agree. I agree. The character that I play that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is that is based that is based that is based that The character that I play that is based on me. Obviously she has to die.

How is Penny dying in the show? How would we do it? I don't know, maybe like Ghost Ship? You seen that film? Yeah. I think. I think. Yeah.

Have you seen it? No, I haven't. Okay, so the first, the opening, the opening, the opening so the first, the opening scene of Ghost Ship is this little girl is, they're on a ship, spoiler, and it's all these people dancing as like a ball I guess and they're all on the dance floor and, you know, it's like swaying, it's some romantic song, but it's this little girl dancing with her dad. And so she's like, sort of hugging him around the waist and they're dancing and then this piano wire. I forgot why the little girl part was relevant. It comes across the room and the little girl is too short so it doesn't hit her but

it hits everyone else and then the top half of everyone just falls off. No. That's the first thing that comes to mind. You know when somebody pushes like a length of wire up against your body and your body just falls in half? Does it happen really fast? Is that what happens? Yeah, it's like, yeah, it's like, you're like slice in half things. But I don't think you'd be dead for a while, like I think you'd be alive and just halved. Yeah, so it'd be good entertainment on the show. Yeah. Oh, I want, that makes sense. Obviously obviously you're a creative genius. Thank you. I don't think people would like that could they be like Ah a reference to ghost ship. Oh, yeah, any big ghost ship heads out there? You know you guys you can join my sub reddit if you want. Ghost ship girlies is what we call ourselves. And if you would like to

check out a copy of Ghost Ship just go ahead and switch it off after that scene at the beginning. Because that's... I disagree. Plenty to enjoy in Ghost Ship. We do have a big ghost ship head in the house. I genuinely can't remember anything else it happens. I think it's bad. It's the only part of the movie that anyone will remember. It's the only part of the movie the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the of the the of of of the of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of tho of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of to to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. Exactly. It's the only part of the movie that anyone will remember. It's the only part of the movie anyone has remembered. Hey, let's check out. Hold on, I just googled ghost ship. It has the Good Wife in it. Oh it does. It sure does. Well that was pre... the Goodwife. I gotta watch freaking ghost ship. I love her. Before that, sure... Who it's the good wife? It's. It's. It's, it. It's, it, it, it, it, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's the the the the the the the the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the only the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, it's th, it's th, it's th, it's th, it's th is is th. It's th is th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's tho, it's tho o' tho o' thooooooooooooooooooo. It's thooooo. It's tho. It's the only the only th you know, the good wife, yeah. I gotta watch freaking ghost ship. I love her. Before that, sure.

Yeah, but uh, who's, who's the good wife lady? Uh, Juliana or Giuliano? Marguilis, yeah. She's perfect. She's a lawyer, she's a mother. She's a wife. She's a wife. She's a good wife. I love the good wife.

Okay, I've now got the ghost ship opening scene just playing on mute while we continue to chat with some nice ambience for you. So good, like just looking up ghost ship, it's got critic reviews. That's like one sentence. Ghost ship has virtually no redeeming qualities. Yeah. Well it has one, it has the scene at the start. I mean many people are saying this about our show so it seems appropriate. Yeah that's not many people. Many people. Andrew Bolt maybe. I mean three teenagers who think that we're actually quite insensitive about the issues that we talk about. So Naomi don't roast the teens we can't roast the sensitive teens on a podcast. Oh you guys are gonna get canceled. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same. the same. the same. the same. the s. the s. the s. the s. the s. the s. the s. the s. the s. the s. the s. the s. the s. the s. the s. the s. the s. the s. the s. the s. the s. the s. the s. the s. the s. the s. the s. things. things. things. things. things. things. things. things.e. the.e. the.e.e. the.e. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the issues that we talk about. Naomi, don't roast the teens. We can't roast the sensitive teens on a podcast.

Oh, you guys are going to get canceled. Oh, it's very funny. It's very cute. Yeah, bless them. I like it. Oh no, this is not good. They're all falling apart. Yeah. The way it happens is so crazy. Bro, pause, go shit.

Okay, sorry, I'm done. Naomi has ADHD, everyone? Yeah. Hello, it's me. Ben, from this podcast. Merriam Webster defines a podcast as a program made available in digital format for automatic download over the internet, and that simply could not be more true. If you like what we do and want more of this podcast made available to you in digital format

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Are either of you familiar with the Boston Molassus disaster? Oh, no, but it sounds vaguely familiar. Okay, okay, very quick recap. The Great Molasses Flood, also known as the Boston Molassus disaster or the Boston Molassica. It's incredible. Oh, that's on the nose though, isn't it? Occurred on January 15th, 1919 in the North End neighborhood of Boston, Massachusetts, a large storage tank

filled with 2.3 million US gallons or 8.7 million liters of molasses burst. How many? That's a lot of molasses. 8.7 million liters of molasses weighs around 12,000 tons. I can't understand this. Can you put it in grains of rice? Uh, no. How could a tank have that much molasses? What the fuck? Why was there so much molasses in one tank?

Yeah, what are you using that for? Oh, it's in 1919, never mind. Everything, right? What is... How do they make it? It's when you're making sugar, it's the shit bit, right? I think so. What? It's some sugar substance? Yeah, it's like when you- I think my brain, I think my brain just assumed that molasses was kind of like maple syrup adjacent? No, molasses is so much worse. Males syrup is like, it's obviously the viscous product resulting from refining sugaringing the thuuuuuuuuuas, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th th th th th thi, thi, th is so thi, thi, it's thi, it's thu, it's thu, it's thu, it's thu, it's thu, it's thu, it's is so th, it's is so th, it's is so th, it's is so th, it's is so th, it's th, it's th, it's th, it's th, it's th, it's th, it's th, it's th, it's th, it's th, it's th, it's the sugar, thi, the sugar, the thi, the thi, the the the thi. the thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. It's thi, it's thi. And molasses is like, it's obviously the viscous product resulting from refining sugar cane or sugar beats into sugar. I won't kill you.

Pam is genuinely right. Yeah, so when you make the sugar, it's like only the sugar becomes the sugar and then what the sugar shit's out that isn't sugar, that's molasses. Is your filthy molasses. Oh, and I, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. It's your filthy molasses. Oh, and I, well it is still a sweetener, so it is still sweet. Yeah, I mean it's sugar's shit. It's, um, it's, yeah, it's more like golden syrup, you know. Right. Yeah, okay, so it burst.

So, it burst. 8.7 million liters of molasses burst in the tank, the streets and an estimated 55 kilometers an hour. Is it molasses really slow? Well, oh I can explain that, I can explain that. I can explain. 55 kilometers an hour, huh? It killed 21 people and into 150. How? Well, they drowned in sugar? I'm sorry, that's really funny. Allow me to explain. I said 55 Ks are still pretty fast. All right, so, yeah, that's fast. They reckoned that the reason the tank the the the the the the the the the the the tank tank the tank the tank the tank tank the tank tank tank tank tank tanked tanked tanked ta ta ta. ta. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. their. their. their th. th. their ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. te. te. te. te. te. te.a. te. te. I'll. I'll. I'll. I'll so that's fast. They reckoned that the reason that the tank burst was because it already had molasses in it but then they had topped it off with like fresh molasses that they had put a shipment of molasses in it and so they had heated that up because it makes it easier to pour

because otherwise if you were trying to like pour molasses from a huge thing it'd be moving so incredibly slowly right. so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so, so, the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the the th. th. the the the the their their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. te. te. te. te. te. tank. tank. tank. tank. tank. tank. tank. tank. tank. tank. tank. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. t you were trying to like Poor molasses from a huge thing it'd be moving so incredibly slowly right? So Oh my god The heat from that molasses transferred into the molasses already in the tank making it all expand Which then calls the things were agitated? And then? I get science all of the all of the hot molasses the millions of liters of hot molasses are spilled into

the street and swept people along in it. So people got like, people got caught in the molasses. And boiling molasses. Well not, not boiling, right? Just hot enough for it to be able to move freely. Wait, so they were like alive but they could only breathe in molasses. Yes. Oh my god. So people got like smothered by molasses and the problem was as soon as it was out of the tank it started cooling it started moving, swamped people then started cooling. Oh that's so horrifying.

I had really horrifying right. So that's final destination vibes. Yeah. So the question is, what would be worse? The Boston molasses disaster if it was shit or the Boston molasses disaster if it was cum? Shit. Shit, shit's way worse. Yeah, it's way worse than cons. What idiot said this?

Would you rather drown in shit or a cum? Like it's a easy question. Yeah, who sent this question? Would you rather drown in shit or a cum? Like it's a easy question. Yeah, who sent this? This was, this was from Vinno. Vinno, get ready for a fight. I'm gonna find you on Twitter. Vinno, what's wrong with your cum that you think it's more disgusting than shit? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. You got to go to a doctor about that, come, dude. For hum, that's a dream come true. Yeah! Well, hey, baby. Wanted you little freak? Maybe in this scenario, you've got to imagine that it comes out of the tanker's liquid diarrhea,

but then it turns into like firmer shit a few minutes later. I'm literally gonna take my headphones off. Yeah, I don't love it. I don't love drowning in a giant tank of shit. I mean I don't love drowning in, I prefer to not drown. The come though, completely acceptable. It's fine to drown in cum. That's funny, that's a fun, sexy accident. I don't want to die in a funny way. I wanted to just be sad. I don't want me to people to learn about my death and be like, but, God, it's a little bit funny. When I die in a cum explosion, I need like a fully mockumentary style film made for the funeral. Who plays you?

Okay, I'll write it. Thank you, Naomi. Um, who plays me? Oh, Olivia. Oh, yeah, of course. Yeah, just get lived. She'll do it. She'll do it.

She'll do anything we write. Died so young in a big explosion of the cum factory. Yeah, died the way she lived, being blasted with cum. Well, let's take your answer, which was cum, and just inserted into this story from a 1919 issue of the Boston report. Come, waist-deep, covered the street and swirled and bubbled about the wreckage. Here and there struggled a form, whether it was animal or human being, was impossible to tell. Only an upheaval that thrashing about in the sticky mass showed where any life was. Horses died like so many flies on sticky fly paper. The more they

struggled, the deeper in the mess they were ensured. That's... That is so sad. That's someone's fetish for sure. That's this is just a... I literally story. Yeah, Tom Walker is preparing fetish art for this as we speak. All right well this next question I think is a natural one to follow this with and I don't think the answer will be the same. This question comes to us from Maggot Brain, who says, Thanks, Maget Brain. Which bodily fluid would be the least bad to drink a pint of? Come.

It's got to be piss, right? Piss. Yes, but it's calm. Very hydrated. Rather than come, come is so thick. A pint of, a pint of a pint of like 500 mills? It's a it's like two coffees. Do you have all day? No it's like it's bigger than a it's bigger than a schooner. Yeah. It's 66% it's wait never mind I was gonna try to do mats.

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You know when the show first went live, I found a tweet that really tickled me. Somebody had tweeted, is why you like this the first reference to the My Little Pony jar in popular media? God went brave. I don't know what the jar is. Oh, don't Google the jar. You want to look up my little pony radiator. Just Google image it right now. Andrew don't do it.

Don't do it. No, don't. I think you should. I won't do it right now. He's a father name. He'll do it have some respect. Um, it's not for a lack of seeing horrifying things. Absolutely it would be piss.

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Thank you. Well, they've answered the question for us about the podcast. I think Theo's probably going to get eaten first. I think he would be pretty, pretty gamey. I disagree. Oh, no one's super, oh, I'm definitely the fleshiest one. Let's not talk about this. I'd be straight, straight on the fleshiest one. That's not talking about this. I'd be straight on the fire. But would you be healthy? I don't like to be hungry for long.

No, you wouldn't care about healthy. You just want the calories. Oh yeah. Wait, so why are you guys on a desert island? What's happened? Does somebody done a crime? I don't think that context matters. Well, if one of you's done a crime, kill that one, I reckon. I think Lucy just got her pilots license and was taking us all for a fun inaugural flight and really fucked it up.

Right. So the well Lerone that is on Lucy and Lucy is something. Yeah, that's fair. But also what was the other question, like, how long would it take? Like an hour? Yeah. How long? I'd be keen for it. I'd be like, when else are you going to be able to eat human flesh? True? PC police? Yeah. I can't go back home and like, just ask for some human flesh. I'd be like, when are we going to eat someone? You know? This is the second time in two weeks. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to, to, to, the, to, the, the, the, to, their, their, to, to, to, to, to, to be, to be, their, their, their, their, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the the the the their. their. their. their. their. to. to. their, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, they. I. their. thetwo weeks that I have gone on a podcast to say that if I didn't think anyone was going to find out about it I would eat a person. No, like really? Wow, 100% like not not a whole person or anything but if I'm out you know, what what mean just like a strip? In some other country, you know?

Some other country? What country? You're going to some developing world place to eat someone poor who can't afford anything else to do. I'm not going there to do that, I'm saying if somebody offered and it would be rude to say no. Ha ha ha! Right, if someone forced your hand, you'd love to take part. I'm not saying forced, I'm saying I would be like, oh no it's fine, and then it'd be like really, you should. And also no one here knows who you are, and no one is ever going to find out about this. I'd be like, all right.

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I'll just be bar, bar and you know, springing myself all over meadows or whatever they do. Here's a question. Andrew, that's me. This question from centrally planned economy of ideas. Andrews mentioned on the show that wife of the show, his wife, that's my wife, will blast Tick Tox into her mind. And it's true before, when she goes to bed and she's like, time for my Tick Tocks. Yeah, wives be watching Tick Tock. Oh, they love it. She's not posting. She's not posting Tick Tocks. She is merely merely absorbing

them, you know. They go on to say, my partner does this with Instagram Stories and Facebook videos. How do I not go insane listening to random people, do the shittiest skits and weird morality tales with the same three songs playing in the background. Why don't you have headphones? Get headphones! Oh my God, this is the worst because my boyfriend does this, but he's, at night when I'm watching my painting conservator man on YouTube that I like and he speaks very calmly.

Mark is watching fucking Facebook videos. He scrolls on Facebook watch and watches the worst of the worst content the noise is so annoying. Why don't any of you have headphones? I say honey do you want to get headphones and he says why don't you put headphones in and I say I'm still going to be able to hear these explosions and clapping and screaming and then say goodnight and then we put our phones away. This is the technological leaving the toilet seat up, isn't it? I hate more of this.

It's so annoying. But Tick Tock is funny, so I'm actually on the wife's side on this one. Yeah, but why does this man just buy his wife headphones? It's the thoughtful gift. It's a thoughtful gift that says, you're fucking annoying to me. Yeah, that's the thing, the short form videos, the short of the form, the more annoying the sound. I, um, I, just when I see anything from Facebook watch, I don't know if the, it doesn't sound like the issue is

that I just don't use Facebook generally, right? Like the only thing that I'm using it for is like a family group chat on Messenger, and occasionally like posting a photo of our kids. And like when I do open the app if I go let's just see and I click on the watch thing the stuff that I see makes me feel like my brain is dying like it's saying that's what it is too once I was like Mark what are you watching and he's like nothing and tried to put his phone away. And I got to his phone, and the video he was watching,

the title of it was biggest boss moments of 2019. And I, and I bring it up constantly. I'm like, baby, watching some boss moments. But like, I sort of had this assumption right, that because I'm not not the the the the thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, I thi, I that I'm not thi, I'm not thi, I'm not thus thus thus, I'm not thus, I'm to to to to to to sort sort sort to be kind to be kind of to, to be kind to be, to be, like, like, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I'm, I'm, I'm to, I'm, I'm, I sort of, I sort of, I sort of, I'm, I'm, like, I'm, like, like, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, that because I'm not using the app with any kind of frequency, that it doesn't know what to sort of target to me, but I don't think that's the case. Like, I guess so. Like, this thing that says morality tales, like, every time I open Facebook watch, it's this guy that has all these like stories and it's like,'s like man cheats on his wife and then he lives to regret it and it's just like these really bad actors acting out some weird

like story but every time I'm like this looks so fucking stupid and then like three minutes later I'm like still watching it I'm like fuck that's why you can't do it because your brain will die and he goes through phases he there was like a month there where all he got was just like epic poker play that that that that that that that that th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. I thi thi the th. the the the th. the the is they's just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just they's they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi the the like like like like like the like the like like the like the like like the like like the like the like like the like thi thi th was like a month there where all he got was just like epic poker plays, which I didn't mind to be honest. It was better than the UFC. Again, he doesn't watch any of this. He's not like a sporty guy at all, but every time it's just UFC. And then yeah, we're lying in bed. It's like 1130 p.m. I was going, Ron, that he's getting him in the run! I'm like, you don't even like this and he's like, I know, but they keep showing it to me and I can't help it. It's poison.

You know what like the weird skit kind of morality tale videos? Like does anybody remember the Marine Todd meme? Lucy? Which one's that? Like, you know those old sorts of memes that were like an image macro? Yeah, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, l like, l like, l like, l like, l like, l like, l like, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, l, they, they, they, they, they, they, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. Like, they're like, like, like, like, like, like, they's like, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, Like, you know those old sorts of memes that were like an image macro? Yeah, and it had like, real Himbot looking dude? Yeah, like, it had like too much text on it. All right, I'm gonna, I'm gonna hear you with, with the original Marine Todd meme here.

Uh, is it coming through in the chat? Oh, no, I'm just gonna was taking college classes between his deployments to Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor that was an atheist and a member of the ACLU. Oh, evil. One day, the professor shocked everyone by walking into class, looking up and stating, God, if you are real, I want you to come down here and knock me off this platform. I will give you 15 minutes. Several minutes stick by in silence. When the 15-minute-time time time time time time time thiiiiiiiiii-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-oes the the the thi-ofors professor thofe thofe thoes had professor thoes had professor had professor had professor had professor had professor had professor had professor thi thof. That tho-a tho-a tho-a tho-a tho-a that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thoes thoe the the the the the the thea-coa-coa-s. thea-coa-s. tho' professor had thea-s. thea. thea-s tho' tho' tho off this platform. I will give you 15 minutes. Several minutes stick by in silence. When the 15 minute time almost expired, the Marine gets up from his seat,

approaches the professor and punched him in the face, knocking him off the platform and out cold. The Marine simply went back to his seat. The Professor came too visibly shaken and asked the Marine, what the heck did that for? The Marine said said said said said said said said said to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to come to come to come. to come. to come. to come, to come, their, to come, I, I, I, I, I want, I want, I want, I want, I'm, their, to come, to come, their, their, their, their, their, the m. I, the m. I, the m. I, the m. I, the m. I, the m. I, the m. I, the m. I, the m. I, the m. I, the m.. I, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the m. I, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the ma, the ma, the heck did you do that for? The Marine said, God was busy protecting America's military, who protect your right to say shit like that. So he sent me to fill in. Yes, finally, that is very close to the plot of a movie.

I highly recommend called God's not dead. Oh, it's! High recommendation. It's a Christian film. It has a lot of interweaving stories, kind of like love actually. But the main story... God actually. The principal story. Yeah.

It was God actually. It is an atheist professor who says God is dead and then the students like no he's not and then he's like okay you have to prove it to me by the end of the semester or you fail. And that is the central piece. But one thing they don't, they show you all the plots in the trailer, you know what all the stories are about, but the one thing they don't show you is the girl from a Muslim family who's secretly Christian and her parents and her dad's like really abusive and all she wants to do is read the Bible but her dad's like no and like hits her it's fucked up I think this will be up your alley if you haven't seen it Naomi, but check out the movie

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But earlier so no one knew who he was. Oh, right, right. Before the cloud. Yeah. B. See. It's it's incredible both for being the same kind of low-budget Christian movie but also just when they like when they slam gears into they're trying to time murder Jesus. It's always a secret twist into Islamophobia. It's amazing. Wait wait so they they think the, what, who wants to kill Jesus before he exists? Um, the, the Muslim who, who is like,

but that doesn't make any sense because... Don't Muslims have a prophet? Muslims have Jesus. Muhammad. No, no, Jesus exists. It goes Abraham, like you need Jesus, he's the second one. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thus, like, like, like, thus, thus, thus, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the Muslim. It was. It's, the Muslim, the, the Muslim, the, the, the, they. they. they. the Muslim, the Muslim, the Muslim, the Muslim, the Muslim, the Muslim, the Muslim, the Muslim, the Muslim, the Muslim, Jesus, he's the second one. I don't think anybody Muslim was involved in the movie. I thought you were just gonna correct him and be like, I don't think you're right.

Actually, no. I think you're fine. I did look up the movie and I'm incredibly interested immediately because it seems the protagonist or at least one of the main characters is played by Heidi Montag of the Hills. Heidi Montag does some of the best acting in this movie that you can possibly imagine. My God I cannot wait to watch it is it is absolutely wonderful. I probably if it's new I keep forgetting it's new because it looks so fucked. We did a we did a we did a stream of this movie for the podcast Lucy do do you you you you you you you you you do you do you do you do you do you the th you the th you th you th you th you th you th you th. It is th. It is th. It is th. It is the the the th. It is th. It is the thi the thi thi the thi thi. It is thi. It is thi. It is the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi thi thi thi thi theeea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. We did a, we did a stream of this movie for the podcast, Lucy.

Do you remember? Were you involved? Who was there? Who knows? theu. Lucy? She's muted. Lucy has died of super diarrhea. Nah. Ficking hell. What's going on?

Are you talking about me? It's getting another glass of wine. What are you talking about? Oh, that's true. Oh, we're talking about how cool and hot I am? Yes. Yeah, it's true. The IMDB rating for this movie is not great.

No, but it's fun. I also think that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that think that they put a they put what I considered a surprising amount of effort into like the like the logic of time travel you know you know how like in different movies they'll have their own sort of little internal set of rules and stuff then this one they go to a bunch of effort to explain like how different time travel stuff is happening and then they're like but also we got to stop the steel te the s the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. te. te. te. teal. te. teeeeeel. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. the. the. the. the. th one, they go to a bunch of effort to explain like how different time travel stuff is happening. And then they're like, but also we've got to stop the steel team from killing Jesus. Sounds so good.

It's crazy. Oh, can I read a review, guys? Go for it. Yeah. It's a four-star review. Okay. I'm only going to read some of it because it's very very very. long. This film makes us create a great rebounding with our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Very well thought and laid out. Explain perfectly many times why radical Muslims want to kill Jesus before crucifixion. They want to damage

the deity of Jesus. Not Jesus himself. Okay no that's good. I can't even make sense of it. But I gave it a go and that should be rewarded. That's what counts, you know. Anyway you've done this already you don't need. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to that. I to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I the the the the the the their their their their their th. I to th. I to tell. I tell. I tell. I to. I to. I tell. I to. I tole. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I th. I that should be rewarded. That's what counts, you know? Anyway, you've done this already. You don't need us to talk about this. Let's get back to Ghost Ship. Ghost Chip, that classic movie from the year it came out. I cannot remember anything about Ghost Ship other than that one.

Well, I think that it all you know what one last question this one comes to us from Jenko. Love that you didn't ask. We're just we are we are trapped in this podcast forever. Oh yeah yeah it would be so rude to leave it would be so rude. Don't don't do that. Lucy Lucy can duck away while the podcast's happening if she's got something to attend to. It's because I work here, you know? Yeah. Just chill.

But if you guys go, it's going to be very rude. Okay, okay. I'm so sorry. Have you got time for one last question? We have time. All question from Janko Franco. What is the worst thing you have ever stepped on? Oh, hum, watch me step on so much dog shit in LA, it's crazy.

Oh yeah. Every fucking day, every day over there. everyone takes their dogs everywhere into shops like supermarkets, dogs everywhere, and none of them pick up after their dogs. It's so annoying. Oh God. There's just dog shit everywhere and I stepped in it and Ham thought it was so funny. It sounds like it was pretty funny. It was so upsetting but I'm trying to think what is...

They all smelled so bad. Yeah, why did they smell so bad? The dogs they're eat different. It's fucked up. Yeah. Do you think the smell is because they're eating better food or worse food? I think worse. It's like it's the Chad Australian dog shit versus the Virgin American dog shit. Okay.

I mean, just their food is more upsetting in general. Have you been there? Have you chased the bread in the supermarket? Yeah, it's like, hey, what if we put several cups of sugar in this dough? It tastes like cake. It's so crazy. It doesn't taste the bread and they all just eat it. They all do. I live there for two years and I would be like, you bread's really sweet and they'd be like, what are you talking about? I'd be like, I feel like I'm fucking taking crazy pills. Yeah. Well, it's like how they drink water. What do you tau you talk about? They don't. It's. But just like it is very clearly a cultural thing though to just be like bottled water. That's what I drink.

That's the form I drink water in. Out of a bottle. Yeah, I mean that's, you know, that's fine to do, I guess they are a country where the water is and I was going to say, yeah, that's what my cousin's doing Bangladesh, but no, you know. No, it's the same problems. That makes sense. But I did go there once with some friends who were rich, and when you're rich there, the food can be really good. That's true. Mm.

But I think if you're not rich, the food is mostly cake. Anyway, so we weren't going to rock and roll But I think if you're not rich, the food is mostly cake. Anyway, so we weren't going to Whole Foods, we were going to rock and roll Ralphs. Yeah, but does that mean their dog food must also be worse? Maybe they put sugar in the dog food. Maybe. Do they listen to this? That's some dogs.

But they put corn syrup and everything, right? Because it's subsidized or something? Oh, you can... We sound like actual fucking idiots. Like we read like one Atlantic article ten years ago and we're like, well, the thing about American corn policy. They got too much corn. I've, people have told me that many times in DMs are always like, well do you know about corn syrup in America? I don't know why they all need to explain it to me but now I'm well versed. I think it's because we all read the same Atlantic article. Okay well you know I don't

read. What else have I stepped on? I oh in my backyard once I like my dog was sniffing on the ground and I stepped on and then I lifted my foot up and it was like a dead baby bird. No! Oh wait, you didn't kill the baby bird, Tarzo killed the bird. No, no, the bird was like, it clearly fell out of the nest and just like didn't survive. It was already dead. But the worst part was that my dog had been rolling around on top of it for days. And I didn't the the the the the the the the the the worst, the worst, the worst, the worst, th, th, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, today, to, today, today, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, why. I was like, why are you suddenly like, ah, like you're loving something over here? And then it was that baby bird.

So I just, I couldn't be about going out to the front to the bin. So I just picked it up and I put it on the outdoor table so that he would stop rolling around on it. And then my boyfriend moved it and took it inside. It was absolutely horrifying. So that is, I stepped on that. Yeah, that's pretty bad. I hate, I hate to step on a snail. Oh yeah, that's a bad time. But barefooted step on a snail. I hope we're not doing somebody's like horny foot thing right now. You think someone's got like a stepping on snails finish? Yuck! Oh just a...

Probably. Probably, no doubt. The crunch. Suddenly they got everybody talking about what they've stuck their foot in. I don't know. Oh you think this? The question itself was the sex thing? Yeah. What's the worst? Well I'm always wearing shoes. So yeah. The worst thing you ever mashed your stinky little piggies into? Actually devastatingly, I threw a New Year's Eve party last year and then I don't know if you guys heard about this, but on New Year's Eve, they announced like new restrictions and so number of guests you could have went from 30 to 15. So everyone had to uninvite half the people to the parties. So I had to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thi thi. thi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.................................................................................... the. the. the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the everyone had to un-invite half the people to their parties. So I had to send all these messages being like, you can't come. And then that night one of my friends brought her dog and Mark stepped in a shit that it

did out the back, didn't realize, walked it through the entire house. And then like everyone started to be like, what's that??. their. I. I. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I their, I, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. th. th. to, to, to, to to their, to, to, to to to to to to to to to to have, to have, to have, to have, to have, to have, to have, to have, to have their, to, to, their, their, to, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to th. to to th. to th. to to th. to. then like everyone started to be like, what's that smell? And I was like, you know, I hadn't seen anyone ages. I'd put so much hype on this party and half people couldn't come anymore. I was like, I still want it to be fun. Come on guys, we can still have fun. And then my house was filled thought the noise was going to upset my neighbors. So it was like this real like I kind of need to air out the dog shit smell, but I don't want someone to call the cops. It really, it was really fun.

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No! And so like we keep all of the bikes and the helmets and stuff in a shed out of the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the bikes and the helmets and stuff in a shed out of the back and every night there's all these fucking possums clambering. Oh no! And I think the door must have been open and a possum's had a little crawl over the bikes and done a little shit into the helmet. Oh bro! And she squashed it on her head like like those play- like those play-d playdo toys where you put it in and it comes out the top like hair unbelievably enough even though I was like looking into the helmet and I'm like there is a big splash of shit through here

there was like none on her hair oh thank God oh thank go just go and wash your hands with soap and don't think about it too much and luckily you don't have a head full of shit. Oh! Because that would have been like, nobody, nobody likes that. You don't want to be like, well, stop the bike ride. It's time to go and hose you down. Actually, yeah, something really traumatizing did happen to me last year.

Oh. Um, it was a week before we started, no, maybe like several days before we started shooting the show. So I was like really stressed and like strapped for time because you know, like we were riding it as well and still like making edits and stuff. Um, I was really under slept anyway and then I took my dog down to the, like, um, the, like, the ne. th. they to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to they, they, they, they, they, their, their, they they, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, they, they, they.. I, they. they.. they.. they, they, they... they. So, they. So, they. So, they. So, they. So, th. So, th. So, th. And, th. So, th. And, too. And, too. So, too. So, too. And, too. And, too. So, too. So, too. So, too. And, too. So, too. So, too. And, the too. And and I let him off lead and then he came back up to me and he'd like rolled around it's a mud and I was like uh and then I got closer and then I smelled him and it was human shit oh no that's the worst and you guys know I don't do brown at this point and I just started crying because I was like

I don't know what to do and so I like called some of my friends and they came down. Well, I called my friends there a couple. One of them came down immediately and the other one finished breakfast first and then came down. And they helped me like wash off my dog and stuff. But that was like the mostthe last festival we went to before we had kids we were like let's go of a big party I'm I'm sure I've told this story I even before but um so we were like yeah we'll go really hard for a

couple of days and we did and then like before we would do to go home we were like well we'll just lie down the tent for a bit. Obviously, we're not getting to sleep or anything. We'll lie down the tent for a bit and we'll get up and pack up. And my wife, I don't know if we were married at the time, but um, she's like, I gotta go and pee, and she gets out of the tent and walks off into the bush to go to pee and then the the the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, the, the, and the, and the, and the, the, the, the, and the, the, the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and the, I I I I I I I I I I I th... And, and th. And, thin, thin, thin, thin, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, took, took, took, th. And, thin, th. And, my, my, my, my, my, my, my is that smell? And she had stepped in shit in a bare fete man. And it was people shit. It smells so, it smells so bad. And she was in such a fragile state already that she then proceeded to cry until I got her cleaned off and until I packed up

the tent and until I packed up the car and then the entire drive back to Melbourne. She could she was just like broken she couldn't turn it off. Yeah no you need to you need to be able to go home to a safe space after an event like that. That is so upsetting. Oh, it's one of those times where you're like, I see that you're having a really bad time and that you feel very bad, and I'm very sorry about that. And then on like hour three, you're like, I'm ready for this to stop now. I'm very supportive of you sweetie but I'm going on. I got home and she sat and like cried on the couch for a bit before she finally

fell asleep. No you know what she's right that is traumatic and you are a horrible person you didn't do enough and you're canceled. I cleaned the people s-t're canceled I cleaned the people shit of her that's pretty good that's pretty nice I didn't know something really funny to me no absolutely not sorry I'm actually I'm trapped in a podcast I I'm really sleepy and these people won't let me leave That's true. We're going over time. This is cool at this point No, no, this let's let's do it for eight hours. I think this could be an endurance time. Yeah I'm a way to lose. It's just every time you say anything like when you said your kid was seven I was like this man is bragging that he has been at reproductive age for at least seven years

I'm so raging I'm so jealous of like the easy competence of just being a father and a husband like every time he's like I have a wife I get it Andrew I don't have a wife I couldn't provide for a wife I'm not like you yeah it sounds very easy Like every time he's like, I have a wife, I'm like, I get it Andrew, I don't have a wife. I couldn't provide for a wife. I'm not like you. Yeah, it sounds very easy. It just seems like huge brag to have a wife and to be... The story that he just told it sounds like it's incredibly easy. Both of those stories involved cleaning shit off somebody. Yeah, and just you sound like, the to thii. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thin, thin, tho-like, tho- like, it's tho- like, it sounds, it sounds, it sounds, it sounds, it sounds sounds tho- like, it sounds, it sounds, it sounds, it sounds, it sounds like, it sounds like, it sounds, it sounds sounds tho- like, it sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds sounds tho-like, it sounds sounds tho, it sounds tho, it sounds sounds tho-like, it sounds tho-like, it's tho-like, it's tho-like, it's tho-like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like what I mean? You're just like, I'm cool, calm, and collecting the face of shit. Meanwhile, Naomi's

crying and calling her friends. Okay. You know I am hanging-ups, hum. Neither of us are ready. If you say your fucking cockroach and freak out because you're an idiot. Oh yeah, you're right. There's too many roaches. Well, I was just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. they. they. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. toooooooooooooooooooooooom. things. th. th. the the th. the the the the the the th. right. There's too many rogues. Well, I was just saying, Norm, neither of us are ready. What's more likely to hurt you, hum? Anonymous human shit or a little bug? Okay, the bug might have anonymous human shit in its mouth, dude. Anyway, I didn't want to start a fight with you. I just wanted to tell you that neither you nor I are ready to have wives or children. That's true. Yeah.

I'm sorry about that. Oh, this could be yours one day. I'm so jealous. A podcast. You too could have a wife with shit on her leg and a daughter with shit in her bank helmet. My father, who's a podcaster. I'm definitely the worst. Sometimes people will be like, what about when your kids grow up and listen to the stuff?

And I'm like, I'm not telling anyone about it? That's... Also, you think they would listen to this much content? If I die, I think they would. They're going to go the kinds of different content by then. Don't die., don't die. Just don't die. Problem solved. Sort of.

Then they'll never have to hear it. Yeah, well if I don't die, then I'll remain uninteresting. You know? If you want, if you want, when you die, I will hack in and I will unpublish every single episode of Buonta Vista. Thank you so much. That's very brave of you, thank you. That's okay, you're welcome. Well, with that promise made. I'm gonna feel really bad about this when you die. I'm like, I said I know, but I said I do it.

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he wanted you to. You heard it here first. Guys I feel like we've mentioned it but where can people watch the show? Oh a little place called Netflix? Oh! Have you ever heard of Netflix?? Have you ever heard of it? Yeah, have you ever heard of Netflix? Oh, sorry that we're on it. Sorry that you're mad that we're on it. But genuinely, if you're in Australia, no, you can't watch it on Netflix. It's on ABC Eye View in Australia, but everywhere else, it is on Netflix, I've been posting

tick-tocs about it. They have weirdly gotten a lot of views. Children are very stressful to have their opinions, even when they're nice. They're insane. Very funny. It would love some sane people to watch the show as well. I do just want to reiterate, because we get this question every time, every time without fail. I can say in the in the caption, Netflix Internationally, ABC I view in Australia but somebody will comment saying I'm in Australia and it's not showing up on my Netflix if you message me with that again I will use the Netflix money to hire someone to come to your house and kill you

it is on I view in Australia. It's so stupid. I put the name show in the caption of every Tick Tock as well and people like, um, maybe you should have put the show name in the caption if you want people to watch it. And then like 10 minutes later they're like, oh never mind. Why? Or every child is so needlessly aggressive. It's so funny as well watching them like sometimes some of them will be nice and they'll be like what's the name of the show I'd love to watch and somebody will very helpfully reply to them being like why you like this and they'll be like what do you mean I was just asking a question?

Yeah it's very who's on first? Very funny. It keeps happening. Anyway, Netflix, if you are not in Australia, you guys got any non-Australians, listen to this potto? I hope not. Weird, weird amount. Oh really? There's a lot actually.

Oh yeah, we have some new fans. Yeah, if you're in Korea, Brazil, Canada, Norway, some other bullshit place that I'm not in. Netflix, baby. There you go. And that's how you get him on side. Ely Ham, thank you very much for joining us. Yeah, thank you. Thanks for having us.

What's it's a nice to ask you to check on the show. Hell yeah! Oh yes! Do you guys have a representation problem? Yeah, we sure do. 100% do. It's not my problem, it's their problem. Yeah, well it's because girls don't like pointless bullshit. That's true, girls don't want to podcast because they like interesting things.

I just realize that every podcast slash comedy like production company I know has one girl. Yeah. And it's Lucy. And it's Lucy. It's like every time I I I woman in STEM I'm sad for her. Hey! Yeah. She's not having a good time, Naomi. She probably doesn't have any friends. I have friends. Oh, you're probably a bit of a nerd. Fucking bitch. Anyway, watch the show. Watch the show. That's a great show. It's a good show. It's a good show. Love it. Next week everybody. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the the the th. It. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It. th. It. It. th. th. It. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. the thi. the thi. the the the thi. thi. the thi. thi. the show! Watch the show.

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