Boonta Vista - EPISODE 200: Criss Angel Kindfreak

Episode Date: May 23, 2021

Haters said we would never, but here we are: our 200th episode sort of. We hear from some of our nearest and dearest friends, plus: Can humans ass-breathe? Is Criss Angel a saint? Were there any maritime incidents of note? Is the absence of an event news? *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [e-mail]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Hey Andrew, it's end of... And... Hey Andrew and Lucy and Ben and Theo. Happy 100th episode of Buntavista. Sorry this is late. I didn't remember that this was on. All right, I hope this finds you well. See you later.

Bye. Demi, you got anything you want to say? No. Hello, this is Will Meneker calling here. I normally would be calling the Blucu Vista party line because I want to chat with Sheila's looking for a route. But I'm actually calling today as sort of a proof of life. It's now 4 p.m. I'm calling the Easter Vista Party line because I want to chat with Sheila's looking for a route. But I'm actually calling today as sort of a proof of life.

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Happy to this episode guys. Bye. Welcome to Buda Vista. I am Andrew and this is the 200th episode of a podcast with 390... I'm gonna guess like 393. Yeah? Episodes. That's if you... And then there's all the Boney Island Whitefish episodes. There's a lot more than 200 episodes. That's if you, and then there's all the Boney Island Whitefish episodes. There's a lot more than 200 episodes, but... It's something to celebrate. It feels so good to hit 200 though. We've probably fucked up and used the same number several times as well. If you've listened to all these episodes though, you should feel bad about your life.

Congratulations on your hundreds of hours. Also I believe that the episodesthe episodes probably started around episode 90 or so. I think the first episode is episode 98. Yeah. I believe. Canonically and physically and physically we started 98 out of our asses. It was my favorite release of Windows. It was the year Andrew had the most sex in. It was very important to all of us. Wait, how old are you at 98? I'm sorry. I might have just said, I said something disgusting. Yeah, I think I just did. I think in 1998 I was 16 years old. Oh, good for you then. It may be true. And would not go, would not have sex until several years after that point. I believe I was 18 when I lost my opportunity. That's one of my personal beliefs. It's good that you've said that on the podcast.

Welcome to Edi. It's too much. These are things we need to know. We need the listeners to know. We've got a lot of news. We've got a really important stuff, news that we need the listeners to know. We have spent exactly 200 episodes now, bringing you vital, important, updating, breaking news. And right now, we have very important news for you about the news that there isn't to report. Nothing to report. Nothing to report watch. Void watch. Which is different to the whole report. This is the absence of watching something.

That's right. Yeah. Whereas the whole report is the presence of a hole. Yes, whereas there isn't even a hole here. There's a void where the hole should be. This report is like working in a, like a public service service to report to report to report to report to report to report, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, a public, a public, a public, a public, a to report, a to report, a to report, a to report, a to report, a to report, a to report, a to report, a report, a report, a report, a report, a report, to report, to report, to report, to report, to report, to report, to report to report to report to report to report to report to report to report to report to report to report to report to report to report to report to report to report to report to even a hole here. There's a void where the hole should be. This report is like working in a public service office. You get handed, like a little binder, full of papers. You can read it, but it's nothing there. Nothing for you to ingest, nothing to take away. This is the nothing to report report. From WISN News Milwaukee, Milwaukee County Sheriff reports,

no inmate escaped from the jail. That's good news. Fantastic. A lot of people asking questions already answered by my... No inmates escaped to report. Milwaukee County Sheriff's officers says that there was no jail inmate escape or escape from custody Tuesday. Cool.

Everything is fine alarm, blasting. Smashing the glass on the big red button that sets off the flashing red lights and the clax and the claxon that says everything is fine. Oh, we turned that off when someone's breaking out. You'll know that there's like an escape attempt happening by the deathly silence in these halls. It's when the inmates are silent, not they, it's when they're up to real trouble. We call that the eye of the storm.

The Marquette University Police Department tweeted earlier that an escaped prisoner had reportedly been near North, 12th and West State streets near campus and was possibly armed. That alert, totally different kind of alert, was sent at 6 p.m. a tweet a few minutes later from the Marquette police department said the man being sought was no longer near campus. The Sheriff's office said that about 3 p.m.m unidentified suburban police agency arrested someone on a retail theft warrant. They're probably stealing boxes and boxes of Pokemon cards. After the man charged into a changed into a jail uniform, it was determined he had to be taken to the hospital for medical clearance. He was taken to the Aurora Sinai Medical Center at North 13th of West State Streets. Officials in the other jurisdiction in the meantime advised they were no longer seeking the man's transfer so police

left the hospital. What? Hold on. The next sentence I think might clarify this slightly. Just before 5 p.m. the man left the hospital, still in the jail uniform. Oh, I see. Oh, I see. What's happened here? So it's not a... So technically, the fugitive from the movie, the fugitive, never escaped from jail. Just allowed to be out there, you know? He's just out there.

So, hold on. So they arrested him and said, we need you to do a medical checkup. Let's get you in this jail uniform. Well, I think, yeah, they said like, hey. Yeah. Before we transfer you to jail, we need you to get- Let's put you in this striped criminal uniform. Hold this big bag that has a dollar sign on it. No, it's for the MRI, you know, this medically required.

But then partway through they're like, you know what, forget it. Forget it. We're not, we don't actually need to take you to jail. No. We're going to leave you in the jumpsuit though. It's harder for us to wash the jumpsuit. They don't want them back if they've been worn. Just take it home. Just take it home. It's yours now. I'd like that this...

That's Halloween sorted this year. This new story is being told as a nonlinear narrative. Like they start us at 6pm. And then they take us back to 3 and then Sheriff's Office told W.R.A.S.N. 12, it was possible. Marquette police picked up on radio traffic and reported a prisoner had escaped. Quote, no one broke out of custody or anything like that. At any point during this whole series of events, a department spokesperson said, we just had a guy that we thought we wanted to take to jail, decided we didn't, said, hey jail guy, skiddleatel...... th. You th. You th. You th. You th. th. th. th. th. thine. thine. thine. thi. thi! thi! thi! thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. to to to to to to to to toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. to to to the. the. the. thought we wanted to take to jail, decided we didn't, said, hey jail guy, skiddle.

Get out of here. You're fine. Make sure you wander the streets for a bit though. Yeah. God, I'm just aimlessly around the university. Hey, it's cold out there. Put this little black mask over your eyes. Keep you warm. Go on. Uh, the alert was cancelled at 8 p.m.

The man's name was not released. Well, that's very gracious over you. No other details were immediately available in this, the report about nothing. Truly the signfeld of police reports? Yep. That... Yeah. Yeah. An identified suburban police agency arrested someone on a retail theft warrant after the intention of the jail. So they put him in the uniform

but he went to the hospital first and then people thought that an escaped inmate was running around in their jail uniform, which is very silly. They would clearly change into a hitman type disguise. Officials in the other jurisdiction in the meantime advised they were no longer seeking the man's transfer. Sir police, that's so good. So police left the hospital just like, well, ah. Don't worry about it. The warrant withdrew the warrant or something?

Remembering that the guy is in hospital because the police forcibly took him there. Yeah, to get checked out for jail. Put him in jail. Put him in jail. Took his clothes and then made him go and get a check up at hospital midway through this process, they find out they don't have to take him the jail. Tuck that's lunch. I opened That's lunch. I had to, I opened this article when I saw the headline, because I genuinely assumed it was like a daily update. They have so many escapes that they're just like, no skates today.

Nothing today, like the COVID report. I had to read this story like five times. Yesterday, today, zero, th, everybody. Donut days. Do not have a Milwaukee prison. I like the idea of the prisoner coming out of the bathroom and there's just like two police deputy shaped clouds of smoke. Or clouds of dust sitting there. Imagine how long would he have spent in the hospital being like... What the fuck is going on? Can I go? Should I? Should I? Should I go? Should I? Should I? Should I go? Should I? Do I? Do? Do I? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do? the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the in the hospital being like... What the fuck is going on? Can I go? Should I? Should I go? Do you guys want this?

Jump suit back? Or are they coming back or am I... My wallet is in the pants of mine that they cook. Walking around out there trying to figure out how to get home. Poor guy. Just head toe in the, in the fle fle fle fle fle fle fle fle fle fle fle fle flea, should, should, should, should, should, should, the, should, should, should, should, the, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should the, should, should the, should the, should the, should the, should the, should the, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should, should. Should, should. Should, should. Should, should. Should, should. Should, should. the, should. the, should. the, should. the, should. the, the, the, the home. Poor guy. Just head to tow in the flea powder. Poor guy, that sounds really awkward, really uncomfortable trying to figure out what you're doing. Like imagine the face you'd have to make it, people walking past you, what you're wearing, they're like. Here I am, pretty wacky. Please don't call the cops again. So you're in enough for tod today, tod today, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do the to do to do the to do the to do the to do their their to their to their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their to do to do to do to do to do to do toe. toe. toe. toe. toe toe toe toe toe toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. Please don't call the cops again. So you're in enough for today.

A record scratch. I bet you're wondering how I got here. Not gonna believe this. He's walking into like, I don't know, American clothing stores. Jackson Pennies. Sure. And they like, hey, it's not what it looks like. Having to explain to the 8th to the 8th licensed concealed carry guy who's shoved his gun in your face look they said I could go. I said it would just be easier to be like fancy dress party. Yeah. going to prison party.

Sorting out my costume for Halloween. That's fine. Yeah, just being like, I'm dressing up as a serial killer for a fun party instead of being like, the police half arrested me. I got you're demny arrested today. I was just in custody and here I am just walking out of the hospital. Oh well. So there's a report about a thing that did not happen.

We do have a whole other kind of report for you. But first... Hi, it's Shawnee from to Take a Look Around podcast. Congratulations to my friends at Buntavista for reaching 200 episodes. We ran the numbers to the Dirst computer and it came to 90 hours of reading a news article out loud, 110 hours of awkward laughter and a whopping 13 minutes of jokes. Here's 200 more episodes, guys, have a good one. Oh, brutal.

That's good. Thank you, Shawnee. Doing a live show with those guys in like a week. It's going to infect that energy there. You're getting zero jokes, pal. Didn't, uh, didn't time the dead air, really would like to know that figure. Oh, that was me. I was trying to find my voicemail button. Oh, no, the dead air generally in the podcast we didn't get a

subtle map yeah sorry I thought you made the big gap before the voicemail beep happen again. God we still can't get this right 200 episodes 393 394 episodes I'm gonna let you run the numbers that's if you think that if you're saying that the the Durst computer from the take a look around podcast is wrong. I trust the desk computer computer he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he. th. th. th. th he th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. Yeah. Yeah. I'm th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm the. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. thi. the. thi. th. thi. the. thi. I'm the a Look Around podcast is wrong. I trust the Dirst computer with my life. What do you reckon he's using there? Like what kind of operating system is the Durst computer on? Like we're talking about Fred Durst's computer personally? Yes. He has one of those like, you know the early 2000s desktop Macs? That's exactly what I was picturing, I was picturing

like a colored Mac computer, that's exactly what he's got. The sort of gel texture to them? Yeah, one of those guys for sure. Yeah. Wonder why we think that? It's just what my brain immediately went to. I reckon we're right. Well, that's back then, these days he's definitely hea rocking he's definitely he's definitely he's definitely he's definitely he's definitely he's definitely he's definitely he's definitely he's definitely he's definitely he's definitely he's definitely he's definitely he. These days he's definitely rocking a very expensive alienware. Oh, he's got a... Maybe. Definitely. He's a bloody big-time movie director now, you know, he needs something that can... Yeah.

He needs the, needs the nipple to move around the screen quickly. He needs the, he needs the processing power of the alien where to do quick edits to the dailies, screen quickly. He needs the processing power. It needs the processing power of the alien wear to do quick edits to the dailies, you know. Of his most recent movie with John Travolta in a funny wig killing Devonsower. Hey, he's made a bunch of that movie. He also directed a feel-good sports movie starring Ice Cube. Did he? That doesn't sound very good. To my knowledge, it wasn't. Shout at the friend of the show. Fred. Fred Dust. How you doing out there, Fred? Maybe we should think about changing that hat out every now then, you know? Yeah, fresh hat. Can we get a fresh hat for Fred Dust?

Something to go fund me. Just taking the hat around for donations. The hat's also his red hat. Just leaning away from the hat while you pop your money in. Fred Durst excitedly pointing out which sweat stain goes with which warped tour, you know. So we do have another kind of report for you on this show. There's a whole lot of segments, but only several reports, and this is one of them. I'm itching for another edition of the shipping report. Ben, can you please explain the shipping report for any new listeners? Well, yeah, it's very simple. It is a list of notable maritime incidents from the week. And there's no, it's, that's it.

that's, pretty much it. Yep, that's it. We have put in jokes in the previous ones and we did get some complaints. A couple people. Negative, they're too in jokes in the previous ones and we did get some complaints. A couple of people. I didn't say that there are too many jokes. Too many jokes in the shipping report. So here we go. Zero jokes.

If you do want to send in your advice about how we should do the shipping report, maritime, please go to Buenta Vista. to Vista. the to bunt of the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. to. the. to. the. the. to. to. the. to. the. the. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the...................................................................................................................................................................... Here we go. This is this week's edition of the shipping report maritime incidents from the week leading up to the time of recording of this episode, not the time of release. I can't see into the future. That'd be crazy. Dangerously close to a jump there. Oh, sorry. Yeah, I'd should be heading. Take a six hours. Anything could happen. The roll-on, roll-off cargo ship,

Tropic Tide crashed into an unidentified vessel while birthing in Paramaribo. Great name. Tropic Tide. that's not a joke. That's not a joke. That's a nice name. It sounds good. It's a statement. Tropic Tide. You know, like a nice little, nice little sailboat. Ah, tropic tide? A weekend on the tropic tide? That sounds lovely. I'm taking the tropic tide out to Hamilton Island. Hey, would you and your wife like to join me and my wife on the tropic tie? We're very relaxed.

Would you like to leave your very close to a joke. It is. The offshore tugs, Triton Liberty, and the great ship Aditi were reportedly in distress in the Gulf of Karmbart. Did you get any kind of indication of whether they were in distress like collectively or separately? Collectively, they were caught in the same cyclone. Yeah. Makes sense. The drilling ship, Sagar Bousan and the Tug Sangita, were disabled northwest of Mumbai. The container ship New Yorker, one word, suffered engine failure near the Dardanelles. The one word is an interesting choice. Yeah, I can't explain that one.

It's how Mikey Miles would describe himself. Yeah. There is nothing funny about a ship called the New Yorker. No, hey, I'm suffering engine failure here. Sorry, that was a joke, I apologize. The container ship, Kota Rajan ran around in the Hoogli River. His boat is it. Stay in the wet part. Yep. We've spoken about this on the podcast for, stay in the blue.

Ideally the darker blue. Boats don't go well on the land. That's something I know about boats. It's one of the first rules of boat. If you're in the wet, good news you'll get. Yep. If you're in the dry, you're in the dry, you've th the th th th th th th th th th the th th th th the th th the, you've fucked it, guy. And that's just good advice. Yeah.

They say that all the time. They say that all the time. The fishing festival Banda Nalayan 188 suffered water ingress off the coast of Perth. And that's when the wet is where the dry should be? Yes, you've gotten weather and you dry. Okay, you want to avoid that. Keep it dry. Keep your dries and wet separate. Yep. As much as good advice for ships and otherwise. The Dutch general cargo ship Skargan Bunk front of ground while approaching coping, Sweden. Come on now.

RIP, the Skarggan bunk. Yep, they are certainly approaching coping. Cope. The Liberian Container Ship NYK Delphinus was disabled by fire off the coast of San Francisco. Which I mean you think, it's water, water everywhere. Yeah. That's a situation where you put out the fire. Yeah, you actually want it's water, water everywhere. Yeah. That's a situation where you put some wet on your dry. Yeah, you actually want to get some wets involved at this point. What are the things that- I know we kind of put it, put a very solid, no wet, dries, really and earlier, but

you've got to be flexible on the seat. I was a choices. You have to know to keep your wet and dry separate before you can introduce some wet to your dry. I would argue that when there is a fire happening that that area is too dry. You know? You could be right. I'm no scientist but that sounds correct. All the all the oxygen and moisture out of the air in that zone you want to put a little moisture back in? You want to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the to to the dry to the dry the dry to the dry to the dry the dry the dry to to to the to the to keep the to keep the the the the thry to keep to keep to keep to keep to keep to keep to keep to keep to keep thry to keep thryse thryse the thry the thry thry th the th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th dr the th dry dry dry dry dry dry dry dry dry dry dry dry dry dry dry dry dry dry dry dry dry separate to to to to to to to the to to to to to to to the to thea to the the the the. All the oxygen and moisture out of the air in that zone, you want to put a little moisture back in? You want to balance it out.

There must be a balance between wet and dry. It's the yin and yang of the sea-hope. The bulk carrier sea-hop top the sea-hop diet. The bulk carrier sea-hop! box because I'm on the sea hope diet. What do you mean? The general cargo ship Naudesant collided with the inland cargo ship Bacchus in outer mass. And that is the end of the shipping report. It's good to be informed. How long that go for? 15 minutes, 20 minutes, 35 minutes?

It's hard to tell I lose myself in the shipping report. It's hard to tell when you take all jokes out, like we did just then. Ah, we had to edit so many jokes out of this. We edited it out. They were really funny. God, I don't know. Just left the clunkers in. Some people would love the riffs, but we promise no jokes in the shipping report and we try to deliver on that as best as we can. Yep. We promised Jen and... Yes.

Wouldn't want to disappoint, so... No. We made that extra unfunny for you, Jen. So, if anyone would like to blame for the shipping the shipping the shipping for the shipping for the shipping the shipping for the shipping the shipping the shipping the shipping the shipping the shipping the shipping to be to be the shipping to be to be to be the shipping to be to be to be the shipping you Jen. So if anyone would like to blame anyone else for the shipping report being a bad segment. I'm not going to say a first name last name combo because that seems like that would be a great segment. Thank you so much. I try my best. I love this one. It's one of my favorites. That's right the shipping report. The shipping... The shipping... The shipping record is what I said. What if we had the shipping rapport and that's where we just talk about ships? But we gained a nice rapport with each other while

talking about ships? Yeah. The rapport's not with the ships? No. Okay. It'd be ridiculous. I was going to say the shipping Recore, it is pure magic and we love it. Another thing it's magical is of course Las Vegas magician Chris Angel in this week's Magic Watch. You know how we're always giving you updates. About Chris Angel. About the world of magic. Famous Las Vegas Street Magicians. This is from Eta, Mind Freak Magician, Chris Angel,

dives into the restaurant business in Overton. Chris Angel, the mind freak magician with a show at Planet Hollywood Resort, is going into the restaurant business. Angel bought Sugar's home plate for $280,000 some 65 miles northeast from Las Vegas in Overton, Nevada with fast casual fare. Angel discovered the restaurant while dirt biking with his family in the Malabar Valley. Before you read on to the next part, I just want to note for the record for everyone listening that all three of you guys started laughing at this point and... Oh we about to get... no no just keep reading.

I can't cancel for something. Oh no. Oh no. Don't read it. Don't cheat. No. I'm making eye contact with you right now, Ben. I'm not reading a head.

All I'm saying is, the thing that is funny to me about Chris Angel Dirtbiking with his family is not that his family is riding dirt bikes because have you ever seen a photo or video of Chris Angel the mind freak? He's very glamorous. He's very glamorous and he's never not wearing an entire like shiny black get-up. Yeah like a magician get like a fancy one, like an earrings. Well, glamorous to me is evocative of like a 1920s film star hitting a red carpet. I don't know. Yeah, well he's maybe your type. That's just unnecessarily mean. The eyeliner, the moody disposition.

The un-ttopic shirt. Well see I would argue that earlier in his career Chris Angel looked like a hot topic guy. At this point because he has all this. Because he has so much money, it looks like he got like Christian ordeje to make his black magician get-ups. It does look like a very monochromatic Ed Hardy. You know, it's got that kind of vibe. And now I'm picturing that guy on a dirt bike with a group of people also on

a dirt bike. And that's a fun laugh that we're going to have together. Okay, I just wanted to clap for that. He teams up with his brother brother the brother, the brother, the brother, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi's thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.'s a fun laugh that we're going to have together. He teams up with his brother Costa Sarantacos and pizza maker Mike Baram to convert the restaurant into the fast casual. Just spell it out. Cablip. Cablip.

Cablip. Well, there's a helpful pronunciation. There's a helpful pronunciation. That's not what I was thinking. Pronounced. Cab-lip. Cablip. Cablip. I was going cable-P, but CABLP is how you spell this restaurant. Now I know what you're saying folks at home. Cablip rolls off the tongue. Doesn't really need any further explanation. No, let's not offer one. I already have a picture in my mind's eye of the food that's being served at Kabbalap, and I'm there. I'm booking a reservation. I'm ordering something from UberEats.

But just in case you can't picture in your mind's eye, I will explain that Koblip is short for Chris Angels breakfast lunch and pizza. Hmm, the three meals of the day. We do not serve dinner. Hey, what do you reckon we should have for pizza tonight? It sounds like Chris Angel is on the Marbon diet. All right, so help me break this down here. There's two options available, right?

It is either a restaurant that serves breakfast and lunch and it's predominantly a pizza-based menu. Or it's a restaurant that serves breakfast and lunch and there are a variety of things that you can order off the menu. Only during those times, yeah. But they deny the idea that they serve dinner. They don't serve dinner. No dinner, just pizza. Like if you went into one of those places that sells pizza by the slice and you were like, hey, can I get dinner? And they'd be like, I will sell you one slice of pepperoni pizza.

That's what I'm going to do for you. They probably sell you more slices if you asked. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the the to buy them one at a time. I want to see you finish that first one. One transaction. Proof me you can eat it. You know I don't think you understand how big these slices I got to fold them in half in the middle just to carry them around. They are fucking four of them? You know that New York New York, the Slia slice of the new. New York slice, New York, New, New, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, prove, prove, prove, prove, prove, prove, prove, prove, prove their, prove their, prove, prove their, prove, prove, prove, prove, prove, prove, prove, prove, prove, prove, prove, prove, prove, prove, prove, prove, prove, prove, prove, prove, prove, prove, prove, prove, prove, prove, prove, prove, prove, prove, prove, prove, prove, prove, prove, prove, prove, prove, prove, th. their, their, is is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is their, is their their their their to me. Proo, pro, pro, pr. Yeah. When the pizza slices are like the size of a normal slice of pizza. It's like you go to New York and you're paying like two bucks for a slice of pizza that you could like. It's like a whole pizza.

It's like a small pizza. Yeah, if it was raining, you could shelter under that slice of that pizza. I mean if you had to, I guess. I could do with you as a snowboard. Over here you're paying like five bucks at fucking New York slice, which fucking sucks for a piece of pizza the size of a regular piece of pizza? Fuck off! But you are munted and it is 2 a.m. in Fortitude Valley. So what else are you going to do? Brunswick Mall. You're just like, you're fucking, you can use those? And they go, yes, sir, here is a slice of pepperoni pizza.

That'd be 1295. And also, we've got one of those machines where we've taken a copy of all your card details when we swiped it through. I'm going to use it to buy exotic birds and have them smoked through. It takes, it three slices of New York slices of New York slices pizza to to to suff And that's, have you just googled this? It's what they competitors claim. You couldn't even kill one child with a slice of New York slices pizza. In fairness to show sponsors Domino's pizza.

Thank you, Domino's pizza for giving us $1 million. What is it? What is it? 595 for their like traditional pizzas? That's a whole pizza, 595. What you you, what th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, is thi, is th is th is th is th is, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi's thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiioli thi thi thi, is thi95 for their like traditional pizzas? That's a whole pizza? 595? What are you doing? You can get the value range for $5. Pick up. Come on now. That's now actually sounds far too much I can add. And that's why Domino's pay us $1 million per 200 episodes of our show, right guys? Can I sure do? just trying to, if we record this and publish it, that's pretty much legally binding, right?

I'm manifesting that. I want to counterbalance that by saying, one in every two, Domino's pizza has a lethal strain of E. the coli on it. Don't buy Domino's pizza. And they've really got that down from every two and three. They do pay their drivers a living wage though unlike you know like they pay the award rate unlike you know Uber and you're all your other ones so I guess they are sort of morally better than that you

know what give us a million dollars Dominos I'll take it. They do make the delivery people in my neighborhood ride bicycles. For fun. Yeah, just for them. They make him do it. It's a guy with a whip. They like, ride. Hey, you're not on break. Do a flip on that BMX.

They, sorry, this is just for Theo, really. They make the people at the dominoes in Taringa, use the bikes to deliver pizzas. I don't know if you know what what what what of Turinga is. It's one big hill. One big hill. Yeah. With a broken up only by an impassable train line. It's a very strange suburb.

But also none of the houses are on the hill. They're all beneath the hill. So you've got to ride off the hill and ride back up the hill. But delivery very quick, coming back to the back to the store. Not so much. Delivery very quick, they can only do one delivery an hour though. Yeah, that one's fast. This has been Turinga Corner. If you live in Turinga, you were going to love this part of the podcast. It's true! Even if you live in Turinga, you're driving past there, like, yeah. I mean, you're a Ninja Billy. Look, enough about Turinga, back to Domino's.

I could never, they do sell, they do sell their like New York style range, which is still a Domino's pizza, but at least they have gone to the effort to make it like moderately gigantic. You know, they haven't just said we'll make a pizza thin and call it a New York pizza. Here sir, take your slice of pizza that is three inches across, you know? They have a slice of pizza you can fold and I'll give them credit for that. Yeah, we give them credit for a lot of things because we're being paid. But we don't want to give them credit for the fact that one out of every six pizzas is inedibly bitter because we accidentally, we lost a bit about a ton of gunpowder into the pizza mixes. So you may get some, you might get some saltpeter

in those. But there is, you know, an ammunition shortage around the world. So really you're getting extra value on those pizzas. So what do we think? So Chris Angels, cable peeve, pee restaurant. Yeah, so do you think? KaBlip? Kaibblip.

Do you think that pizza is their dinner on their menu? Surely. Maybe they got pastas too. And they don't say Pizza, Pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to Pizza Hut's got pastas too. That's true. And they don't say Pizza and Pasta. No, they don't, but you can get it if you really want it. It's not called Pizza or Paaster Hut. That is true. That's true. It's true.

Italian food hut and ice cream. Bacon bits. I don't think I've actually seen a pizza hut that you can go into in years. I drove past one. They've got one in Hobart. Like yesterday. Oh, that was the one that I drove fast actually. It was the twoble one.

That's the one that the twe'lape. That's the that's Queensland, you know? You guys were holding on to that makes sense. Do we really have the last Sizzler? Where was that? Was it the one in Green Slopes? Of course it was Queenstown. The one in Tewong was holding out for a very long time. And then there was another one somewhere in the, uh, on the south side. Yeah, it might have been the green slopes one, actually. And we're all pouring out of a drink. Well, I don't think we could be. No, no more sizzler. There's just like a guy who's giving us money to talk positively about sizzler even though it no longer exists.

Tell him, tell them how good it was. Tell them about the pan bread. Oh, that panbrebred was good. So, they got their breakfast, they got their lunch and their pizza. Sarantacos ran his father's New York restaurants for years while Baram owns Baldwin Pizzeria and Restaurant in Pasipani, New Jersey? That sounds right. Yep. Pacipini maybe I could say. Sure. That sounds a bit more like a real word. Angel's seven-year-old son Johnny Christopher. I just want to note that the front of his name is spelled Chris the same as Chris Angel,

CRI SS, Johnny Chistofa. Quite interesting because Chris Angel's last name is Sarantarkos. Yeah. Yeah. Hmm. He was diagnosed with leukemia five years ago and Moapa Valley became a place to take him to ride the trails. Oh. Oh, it's so funny isn't it? Oh he's up there dirt biking with his family let's all laugh at Chris Angel who is taking his

son with his son with his son who is taking his son. Still look hilarious on a dirt bike. And you know what? Chris Angel can do a wonderful, heartwarming activity with his son and still look funny doing. Still look hilarious on a don't like. He's just trying to make people happy and I appreciate that. Thank you, Chris Angel. Shout out, friend of the show, Chris Angel. Shout out to Chris Angel. Big fan. I think we did a cursory check last time we spoke about him on the podcast. And as far as I know, no sexual misconduct allegations against that man, against all odds. thagagag anybody was like handed the opportunity to be the pop-punk band of Las Vegas magicians, it's that man. Yeah. I feel like David Copperfield is probably more problematic. Yeah, Roast him. Oh, That's destroyed David Copperfield on here.

Man seems like he's all about pussy, you know? Uh-huh. In an upsetting way leads to trouble. So, uh, it says, my family and I fell in love with the area. When we took us on Johnny Christopher, dirt biking nearby, Angel says, in a press statement. The more time we spent there, the more we got to know the town the town of the amazing amazing amazing amazing amazing amazing amazing amazing amazing amazing amazing amazing amazing the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the area. When we took us on Johnny Christopher, dirt biking nearby, Angel says, a press statement. The more time we spent there, the more we got to know the town of the amazing people. When the opportunity came to invest in the community with this restaurant, we jumped at it. Angel and his team planned to reopen the restaurant in July with dine in service a wa'n French toast, ho-ho! Pancakes, omelets, and breakfast sandwiches. That's pretty good rate. I was worried like, you know, three-fifths of the way through that list, I was like, this is

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Are they doing like an Italian plural there? There's a lot going on here. So pizzas are, this is just an American restaurant though. This is just the Denny's, you know. Do they not, do they not open for dinner? Oh, looks like they do. Wow. It's just says they're serving pizzas at lunch. I mean, it's fine to eat a pizza lunch.

Can you read the next sentence? Because it's fucked up for that classic American reason. The Las Vegas Review Journal reports that entrees such as Moapa chicken fried steak, chicken parmesan and Long Island fish and chips also make the menu along with beer. Yes. Beer, beer, beer, beer, wine and cocktails such as the mind freeze. Yes, concocted with vodka and one of more than 100 flavors of Italian ice. A hundred flavors of Italian ice.

Okay, can I, sorry, I have so many questions from that sentence, but I first want to go back to the entrees thing, fuck America. They're just describing more meals. They're describing the main by using the American word for main, the entree, you motherfuckers are insane. When you enter and you say one main meal please. Yeah. I'd like to be introduced to my meal by eating a large chicken schnitzel. Yeah, just a nice little fish and chips as a starter. Absolutely. What is wrong with these people?

But okay, so the mind freeze, amazing name. Can't begrudge him that. What the fuck is Italian ice? And why is there? It's like a hundred of things. They mean gelato? No, no, I reckon it's the, um, it's it's it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, what, it's, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's, what's., the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the, the, what, what, what, what, what's the know the stereotype of like the, the old Italian guy with the big brick of ice on the New York streets and he shaved some of it up like a snow cone. One hundred flavors.

And then he, and then he squirts like the cordial type stuff. Try and imagine 20 flavors of cordial. You can't do it. I can't comprehend a hundred flavors. That's insane. I don't think that there are a hundred flavors. I think he's I think he's doing some mind-trick stuff. He's banking on nobody asking to see the other 80 flavors. Oh 20s heaps I don't need you to go out the back and get the rest of the menu. Depends if you're if they can combine like base flavors to create new flavors.

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I wish you wouldn't. And then they've got just gravy. You know most, most podcasts wouldn't crunch those numbers for you. Yeah. And that's why we're at 200... Most podcasts would not spend this long on the menu of Chris Angel Mindfrigs restaurant to boil it. I'm gonna go further than that and say most podcasts wouldn't do any of the stories that we talk about. Yep, but if there was something wrong with what we do, then someone would have stopped us by now. Someone would have slapped the microphones out of our hands. Someone would have called a visit out our homes with a gun, said, listen.

So I'm walking through this shopping center that's next to my office at lunchtime recently, right? And there's a couple of fish stores in there that sell fresh fish, but they also have like bay marines of like fried fish and they'll just like fry a piece of fish for you. And there's this guy sitting inside the mall directly opposite the fish store just on like a bench and he's got a cardboard dish like a cardboard takeaway dish that has a little serve of chips in it and a whole fried fish that is I'm going to say like 30 centimeters long that he is just eaten entirely with his hands. And he's just sitting there on the mall bench, big fish skeleton right in front of

him like he's a cartoon cat. Just picking the last bits of fish off the bone with his hands and eating it and I was like, just go for it. That's insane. I mean, if it wasn't a bony fish, I'm like, yeah, obviously you're eating that shit with your hands. Oh yeah, it wasn't just like a battered piece of fish, or a little, you know, crumbed piece of flake or whatever.

It wasn't a fish. He was eating a whole fish, cleaning its entire skeleton, sitting on a bench directly opposite a fish up in the mall. What would have been the more, like etiquette-wise move there would be to dip the whole fish into your mouth and you pull it down as just the skeleton. Well, that's clean. Straighten the bin. Now, I'm sorry to break the flow here. I did notice that all the windows on my car are still open. If you want to know why, listen to the bonus episode. I am going to close those now, so to the tostery of your car doesn't get cold while you're recording the podcast?

Do you get too much air on them? Well, no, it was open because I was in the car. Well, no, but I mean, why do you need to do it right now? Why couldn't you do it in half an hour? You worried your car will oxidize? I'm just, I'm kind of a, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to get to, too, to get too, to get to get to, so so to, to, so too, so too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too? So so too, too, too, too, too, too? So. so too, too, too, too. so too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, is too, too, too, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to too, too, too, too, too, too guy. You can do it in the middle of recording the 200th episode of Blintovista. It's the big 2-0-oh. Yeah, I just got to close these window doors in this closed garage. I'd love to keep on chatting with you guys, but the windows and my schkoda are open. My schkoda is gaping. Oh, come up, dear. Jesus.

I don't like that, right? Oh, my schoda hole. Aside from fast casual food, the restaurant will periodically convert into the magic room with entertainment. I don't like that. Now we're talking. The magic room is whatever room Chris Angel is in as far as I'm concerned. I agree. I think it's whatever room you're in, Ben. Thank you so much. It's fair. A free meal outrage, outrage program. Hey, fuck you. It's driving around town throwing meals at people. Oh, a free meal outreach if I'm reading that right, program will help underprivileged pediatric cancer families. Cablip will also be part of a youth drop program. I have followed in love with Chris Agell over the course of this story.

Yeah, good for him. I'm loving Kablip. Looking after his sick son out there on the trails in the mountains. 100 flavors of Italian ice. I don't know if I would have listed that as one of the of the saintly attributes of Chris Angel. Yeah you list his virtues let me start with the Italian ice. Over 100. I really need to know if it's a list of 100 flavors or if he's combining base. It's got to be a mixed and match situation. It's got to be a mixed match situation. I feel like I'm going insane every time that I see like an American soda fountain situation. Oh it's like 50 things there in use like. Yeah or the um they have the those machines that are like

called a Coke Freestyle machines and it's a Coke machine with a thi mix mix mix mix mix mix mix mix mix mix th. thi thi thi thi thi the whole thi thi thi the to mix mix mix mix mix mix mix mix thi thi thi thi thi thi thi to mix to mix to mix to mix to mix to to mix to mix it's to mix. It's to to to it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's to it's to it's to it's to to to to to to to to to it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's. it's it's it's. It's to to to to to to mix. It's to mix to mix to mix to mix to mix to mix to mix the to mix to mix to mix. It's like to to to mix to to to to mix to mix to mix. It's to to to to to to mix. It's to the the the the the the they have the those machines that are like called a coke freestyle machines and it's a coke machine with a whole bunch of flavors and you're meant to like make combinations that are somehow interesting as opposed to what actually happens which is normal people get like a raspberry coke or whatever and then kids come by and and combine them all into brown sweet drink. I see those are the only things that. I trust the worker at the factory to mix my coke right. You trust Mr. Acola to have designed your drink. Artisanly designed.

And um, freshenes up every drink and puts it in a little box. He sells them all with a kiss. I sell them with a kiss. Then I pour it out of the Coke fountain. I'm getting Coke from the Coke fountain. I hope that doesn't offend. I'm getting Sprite. That's fine. There's three things.

There's Coke, there's Sprite, and there's lemon, whatever the fuck. Solo, is Solo the Coke brand? Sometimes it's Fanta. Fanta's a dog shit drink. Yeah, that's with the child's... That's the stuff. For children. I didn't say, I'm getting Fanta. I said it to fail. You said it was so much enthusiasm that it makes tha thauauauau supremacist. Really thinking about banter, like that was first on your mind. Oh, I need full strength coke. I need a full capacity sugar coke.

Give me, give me a 100 proof coke on the rocks. Uh huh. A hundred proof is only 50%. I don't want a coach. Oh, for fuck. The coke, where they, where they they take they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th, w th, w th, w th, w th, w th, w, th, th, th, th, th, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th, th............. th.. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to that, that, that, that, that, th Coke where they take the sugar out and they tell me that my brain can't even tell? Yeah, no, they fucked up. I went to, I went to IKEA, we bought a desk, which I should be using for this podcast, but I'm actually using. Is that it in the flat pack next year? No, no, no.

Oh yeah, actually that was the desk in the flat pack. Yeah, sorry, and my laptop's currently sitting on two cat carriers stacked on top of one another. The desk that I've only got one cat. Why do something later when you could do it now? And get out there and get up, get some, I go to the, the IKEA restaurant, get a, get a, get one of the little cinnamon scrolls, delicious, get a, get a little, little soft serve. I wasn't in a hot dog mood. A little one dollar hot dog. It was a bit of a Swedish mood. Delightful.

And got a, and got a coke. Oh, this is our new, reduced sugar formula. And right there and then I knew, I, I, I, I, I, I, th, I, th, th, th, I, th, th, th, th, I, th, th, th, th, th, I, th, th, th, the, tho, the, the, the, the, the, the, their, get, get, get a, their, get a, get a little, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, the the, the, the the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their their, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, their their, their their their, their, in for some bullshit. What's that? Is that new? Is there a new Coke? No, it's a new IKEA Coke. Oh, new Ikea. It's cockin' locket. Is it a cola? The cola, the cola and it's got, it's sweetened, but not with sugar. And that just shit's me. I want just the sugar. No artificial... I'm like Andrew, you can tell. If you want to drink it for health reasons, that's fine.

That drink wasn't sweetened, but it was... I've never done anything for health reasons, and I'm here. So... That's a drink that's been Swedened. I'm sweet enough. That's true. Yeah, that is true. I'm Sweden-uff because it's IKEA. What? They're not an Australian company?

I'm going to stop going there. I'm one of those guys who wants to see the boxing kangaroo on anything that I buy. I've got a tattoo of the boxing kangaroo in the triangle. It's a 600 million dollar bailout for masters. It's just a kangaroo jumping. Oh yeah. But it looks like he's fighting. No element of him is boxing. Hmm. I guess I'm just thinking about the boxing kangaroo, you know. A classic little cartoon guy. Down the road, Angel plans to build Chris Angel's Escape Camp Adventures on 14 acres at the start of the Logandale trails.

As he describes it, it will serve, quote, families going through the most challenging times of beautiful escape to camp. What? Going through the most challenging times. Families who are going through the most challenging times. A beautiful escape to camp ride and eat for free. Yeah, sure. Yep. Makes sense. Yeah, wonderful man. That was really fucking right. He's a wonderful man. Very pro Chris Angel right now. Yes. Chris was really fucking right. He's a wonderful man. Very pro-Crisangel right now. He is. Chris Angel, thank you.

You know what, I'm making a commitment to go back and watch some Chris Angel magic. And see if you can see like a, him feeding a homeless man, or at least doing one of his tricks. He makes the participants money disappear but it reappears in somebody's hat over on the wallet is now empty. Someone like way, way in the background is just like, ah! My life has been changed! Shut up. Chris Angel, magical benefactor. And mind freak. Uh, Chris Angel, kind freak.

Oh my goodness. Well, before we dip into another one of our notoriously moist segments, here's this. Kisses, no more. Hello, Bunchet. This is Mike Isaac, wishing you a happy 200th episode, even though that seems wrong because you don't number them at all correctly. But from the beautiful slopes of Italian Bavaria to being toilet cuts on Father's Day, there's no better Australian podcast that

makes me have to turn the volume down while I'm listening to it because I don't want people to hear the fort noises coming from the theme song. So from my heart to your, thank you so much. And happy 200. Oh. Thank you, Mike. Thank you. Thank you. Such a lovely man.

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We love them all dearly. Mm-hmm, great segue. We got a different segment for you now. That's right. That's right. Well, look, I want to say, I want to say we got a lot of segments. There's a lot of themes. We love them all dearly. I have noticed people ranking the themes and segments. That almost made me feel bad, and I don't know why or how. I felt vulnerable. I don't want to be scrutinized. I don't want to be perceived. Oh, thank you. Don't, uh, don't Sophie's choice. Yeah. Beautiful themes that we love, you know? But hey, if you're going to criticize any theme, turn the gun upon yourself. Our beautiful

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Who else's listeners would do their work for them and pay the money for it? Don't tell them what the scam is. Little listener cucks. True scam watch happening right there. But this isn't scam watch, it's goddamn nature corner. We got some great news this week from cell press. Mammals can use their intestines to breathe. Just no fat on that headline whatsoever.

I wish they wouldn't. What kind of noise is this making? You know? There's a lot of f's involved. A few fs, some b's and some teas. So this is not farting. No. This is, uh, traffing. I don't know much, but I know what farting is and isn't.

Yep. If you need a verdict, send a recording into Mailbag at Buonto Vista.com. Ben will judge for you. I'm already dealing with enough horrible things from the bonus episode, Mailback call out. Please don't make my life any worse. If you can use your intestines to breathe. Then breathe right on it to. Sopress says, rodents and pigs share with certain aquatic organisms the ability to use

their intestines for respiration finds a study publishing May 14th in the journal Med. The research has demonstrated that the delivery of oxygen gas or oxygenated liquid through the rectum provided vital rescue to two mammalian models of respiratory failure. Breathing in through the butt hole? Yeah, I'm confused. I feel like we can all breathe out through the butt hole. Yeah, it's a topsy today well. Thank you confusing fighting with breathing still and I thought we went over that. It's an air coming out of your body. Hold your breath and then see how that, how that, um. Yeah, that sounds like science. The 15% of our listeners that are into inflation

stuff. Just the 15 to 25% that horrible really is. Breathing is when you have a bunch of gas inside you. Just rewinding that 15 seconds over that. Quotes, artificial respiratory support plays a vital role in the clinical management of respiratory failure due to severe illnesses such as pneumonia or acute respiratory distress syndrome. Says senior study author author Takenori Takenori Takewi of the Tokyo Medical and Dental University and the Cincinnati Children's Hospital Medical Center. Very busy.

There's a lot of people to inflate. Takenori, I insist you take some breaks. This commute is killing me. I'm sick of driving for 170 hours between my job at the Tokyo Medical and Dental University in the Cincinnati Children's Hospital Medical Center. Just to save to save money on the flights buying one of those like bullshit little cars that you can drive into the water that just... I was picturing the James Bond underwater car, 100% and getting stuck behind a slow octopus and being like, come on! Several aquatic organisms, although the side effects and safety need to be thoroughly evaluated

in humans. No. This is my favorite thing is that they basically start the article by being like, oh, we're going to try it on people. Yeah. Please, please talk to your doctor for advice about using your asshole to breathe instead of your face. Talk to your GP before installing your butt snorkal. Although the side effects and safety need to be thoroughly evaluated in humans, our approach may offer a new paradigm to support critically ill patients with a respiratory failure.

Now, just if you guys can clear something up for me. Yeah. Are there any lungs down there? Well, there are lungs in your mouth. No, that is, that's certainly true. But I feel like there's a pipe kind of directly like connected there, right? All your pipes run from your from your esophagus down to your butt hole, right? All roads lead to the buttle. You know, you can't, you should be able to breathe in wherever you want to. Yeah, you're, you can't swallow, if you swallow, if you swallow some some air you can't get that coming out

the other end so that's true. Are you describing maybe that the air is gone into the butt all the way through your intestines back up into your mouth and then it's done a little whooppin turn and gone down the other tube to your lungs? Yeah kind of if you're I didn't say that I said if you've like if you've come off of the motorway the the Brisbane motorway going northbound onto Stanley Street. But you want to be on Vulture Street. Oh that's a fucking shit-ass of a turn that one. And you got to go all the way again to a lady cilantro's hospital. I'm sick of it happening to him. Yeah it's that it's that it's that it's that it's that it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's that it's that it's that it's that it's that it's that it's that's that's that's that's that that that that that th. It's the th. I's to. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's. I's th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm t. t. I'm t. I'm t. t. t. I'm t. t. I'm t. I'm t. I'm t. I'm the the the the the the t hospital. I'm sick of it happening to it. And do that hairpin. Yeah. It's exactly like that. If you imagine that cars going through South Brisbane like

shit bubbles, bubbling to the belch that is the intersection at etc. You get why I'm going with this. Yeah and I definitely would have found it just as funny if you had done the whole thing than if you would cut yourself off and allowed the listener to create their own joke there at the end with the ingredients you'd put before them. You've given them the, uh, what's that fucking food delivery service people do where it just gives you the ingredients and you make the meals? Hello Frech! No, no, this is a... This podcast is Omikaze. It's, uh, we present it exactly as it is. Take it or leave it. Several aquatic organisms have evolved unique intestinal breathing mechanisms to survive under

low oxygen conditions using organs other than lungs or gills. It's the ASO. I've got to tell you though, lungs or gills. It's the asshole. I gotta tell you though, lungs or gills, they work great. You should give them a try instead of your but-hole. I feel like they're preferable you don't need your butt-hole. I know I reckon you should try. Lungs and gills. Like the character the Mariner from the movie, Water World. Remember that greasy little pony tale in that movie. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. L. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. th. th. th. th. th. th. I, th. th. I, th. I th. I th. I woome, thoome, thoome, tho, thoome, tho, thoome, thoge, thoge, thoge, tho, tho, thole, thole, thole, thol, thol, thol, th, th. It, th, th, th, th, th, th. It wed, th. It wed, th. It wed, th. It wed, th. It wed, th. It wo, the, the, the, the, the, the, the. It's wo. It's the. It's the. It's the. It's the. It's the. It's thea' works works works, th greasy little ponytail he had in that movie? That was real. They didn't have to CGI that in or anything. Kevin Costner just had a greasy ponytile. The method acting, I believe that's called. Real thin on top. Kevin, can you look greasy? I'm already there. Greasy. I had to get out of a tank of oil at the film set.

Water just rolled off him. It was like, like a duck. I had to get out of a tank of oil at home to get into this tank of water at the film set. The water just rolled off him. It was like a duck. Keep myself well-greased throughout this whole shoot. For example, sea cucumbers' freshwater fish called loaches, and certain freshwater catfish use their intestines for respiration, but it has been heavily debated whether mammals have similar capabilities. So how do you tell where the asshole is on a sea cucumber? It's all asshole right. It's the end that stuff comes out of. But now it's also the

air that it's the end that air goes into. It's the air that chunks come out of. Chunks go into the other end, chunks come out of the other end and then other stuff can go into the chunks come out of. Chunks go into the other end, chunks come out of the other end, and then other stuff can go into the chunk comes out of end. Hmm. Hmm. Okay. Is that a medical term? I am a marine biologist.

In the new study, Takibe and First they design an intestinal gas ventilation system to administer pure oxygen through the rectum of mice. Okay so that took half an hour what the rest of the day. Hey we got a tube in here some kind of a tube? Yeah, we got a tube. Yeah we got a tube. I need some rat bellows. The whole the whole operation consists of like taking the paper sleeve off the drinking straw that came with your your coke no sugar. All right, just don't just get a mark, get a sharpie and right mouth on one end of it. But they're blowing air into a mouse's butthole through a straw that's what I'm reading this as right? An intestinal gas ventilation system to administer oxygen through the rectum of

mice they are blowing a straw into a mouse's butthole. Yeah, mouse and butthole, yeah. They show that without the system no mice survived 11 minutes of extremely low oxygen conditions. That is such a difficult. The ones that did survive, that is such a depressing thought. Yeah. With intestinal gas ventilation, the old hose up the anus, more oxygen reached the heart, and 75% of the mice survived 50 minutes of normally lethal low oxygen conditions. What are they putting these fucking mice through? They're horrible stuff.

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And if you're getting off on this, you sick son of a bitch, you filthy little pervert, pay us extra and we'll keep doing this more. We've got one of those air beds that has like the motor built in so, so it's just like on the outside of the of the bed and you switch it and it inflates itself and when it's done you switch it in the other direction and it just goes sucks all the air out of that like it was a room that I was killing 50 mice in you know with support from the Japan Agency for medical research and development to combat the coronavirus disease 2019 pandemic the researchers plan to expand their preclinical studies and pursue regulatory steps to to. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their direction... their direction. their direction. their direction. their direction. It's the other other direction direction directions. their directions. their direction direction direction direction direction direction direction. the the the the the the the the the the other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other. their their their direction direction direction direction. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their tho.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I.I. th.I.I.I.I.I.I.I. th. 2019 COVID-19 pandemic. The researchers plan to expand their preclinical studies and pursue regulatory steps to accelerate the

path to clinical translation. This is insane to me. I don't like the way this story was, because this one was kicking around the news a bunch where they're like pigs can breathe through their assholes. Yeah I remember that. And at no point where people like, we might be able to inject air into your ass if you're dying from COVID. I would like the catch. Is this like, is this like how they had the whole shortage on ventilators and stuff? Well, I think the, I think the problem that they're trying to draw a very long bow to like fix here is that ventilation is very bad for you. I think but it's also once you've gotten to the point to being ventilated you know you you're in pretty bad shape

anyway but like ventilation leads to infection and all this sort of stuff so I think what they think is like what if the t, we do a little flipsy do? And the butt holes already gross. Yeah, we, you lie face first on the table. Everything else stays the same. They wheel you in on a gurney that has the like massage, massage table hole in the front of it. Ha ha ha ha.

You've got the, you got the hospital gown on asses already out. You go to visit you're poor dying parents and doctor the water you can I'm just water you're not going to like what you see. And they're just face down on the table, us poking out of the back of the gown. Doctor's got a straw in his mouth. Instead of having like the Darth Vader kind of ventilators sound effect, you get... Kuhh.

Khrush. That's very smart. You can only breathe out of one hole in your body. Why has no one thought about the other, like there's other holes in your body? Could be getting twice as much air into you with all the giant's basically. You could be getting so much oxygen in. I mean, like you could breathe out of the tree holes in your body. You could also breathe out of your nose. I could, personally. Yeah, I mean, there's the the the the the the the the the the there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's there's the the the the the the their their their their their th. You's th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. You thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. That's is is is th. th. th. That's is th. That's is th. That's is th. th. That's is th. That's th. That's th. That's thi. That's th. It's th. It's the. It's the. It's very. It's very. It's very. It's very. It's very. It's very. It's very the. It's very the. It's very thi. It's very the in your body. You could also breathe out of your nose.

I could, personally. Yeah, I mean there's the nose as well, but you know, it's crazy that no one has thought of all of this before. You guys checked out this, this nose, shit, this is fucking dope. And do all sorts of stuff with my mouth while I'm breathing up. the whole new worlds for me. He's yelling out to your wife. I just found something that's going to change everything. No more tricking while you eat. Tecibi says the recent SARS COVID pandemic is overwhelming the clinical need for ventilators and artificial lungs,

resulting in a critical shortage of available devices and endangering patients lives worldwide. So yeah exactly that. Hey we're out of ventilators but can I interest you? This device that I'm holding that looks like the looks like the petrol pump handle from the Bowser. It's just connected to a to a black pump one of the ones you stand on and go up it down. Just your doctor turning around to you and like, would you consider yourself to be open-minded? The level of arterial oxygenation provided by our ventilation, straw up the arse. If scaled for human application,, straw up the thrown. If scaled for human application,

bigger straw up the thrown. It's likely sufficient to treat patients with severe respiratory failure, potentially providing life-saving oxygenation. Right. I love they've gone for likely. They're like, maybe. Bigger straw, bigger people? If you could breathe through your anus, it would be so helpful. There's a 95% chance this will absolutely save your life. There's also a very small 5% chance you'll get inflated like a balloon and shoot off out of the room. Both seem good and I'm not seeing a downside. I wonder like how's that going as far as getting to your brain, your heart and that sort of stuff?

Is the idea to sort of supplement the oxygen to an extent that you're just kind of okay? I'm thinking of like doing a, has anyone done CPR training? I did it once when I was 17 and I assume, I think I could figure it out. It lasts enough for a lifetime it's not something you ever have to renew. Yeah. Wrong. Okay. No I believe when they when we did it they're like and you have to do this every year to keep your license current or not license whatever it is just difficult and I'm like great. I've seen it on TV I can figure it out. And if you if you if you don't keep it up they do make you turn in your gun and your badge

Because yeah, I think I did it within the last sort of Five years or something. Maybe maybe it was something that I did when we had kids? Yeah, do they suggest you should do that tea bird learn like baby CPR? Oh, I don't know. Can I just give you another thing to worry about? I'm so sorry. Jesus Christ. But yeah in doing it they said hey I think that we don't tell anyone to do anymore is the breathing thing is the putting your mouth on somebody else's mouth and breathing into their lungs and stuff. No because now they prescribe doing it on someone's asshole. I got a big old latex ass. And it's...

Put this man over. Pulling those hospital scissors out and go straight up the back of the pants. Staying alive is the perfect pace. Where you go, like, when you're, one, two, three, four. Hoot. Yeah, so they do say, uh, do the breathing into people's mouths thing. The most important thing is just keeping oxygen moving around to their brain and the most effective way to do that is to just be doing the compressions of chest. I think it's kind of the thing where they're like, if the oxygen stops moving

around, their brain is just dying. So keep going and ideally by the time a hospital gets there, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they'll, they'll, they'll, so, so, they'll, they'll, so, so, so, so, so, their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their, their, their, their, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, their the, their brain is just dying. So keep going and ideally by the time a hospital gets there, a ambulance gets there, sorry, an ambulance gets there, by the time the hospital has arrived. By the time a hospital has been built next door to the property that you are in. You've got to keep that brain wet. Your arms will be time. But maybe if you had a little pothole pump, you know? Hey the next time you have to save someone's life.

Get out of the tube. So look, 200 episodes. Exactly 200. Nice round number. I'd hear it. Good for congratulations to you I love to hear it. Congratulations to you for listening to all of them. And there are people who've listened to all of them. And we love them, very much. Yeah. Arguably, someone who has listened to all of them has probably listened to more episodes than any of us.

Yes, and they probably know us better than we know ourselves. So true. I would say so. They know the darkness that looks within. Well, folks, that's exactly 200 episodes. Wild that we should arrive at such a clean round number for this, the very last episode of the show that we will ever do now that we have a million dollars worth of dominoes money. And enough pregnant... Girlfriend's. Yep. Enough pregnancy porn recommendations to last us for months. So yeah, thanks for stopping by.

Thanks for listening. Thank you. Here's to 200 episodes and 200 laughs Exactly one for episode not greedy Anytime there were two laughs in an episode we have to make sure that the next week did not contain a single one That's how we do it was that was half. That was hard and tough. It was half. It was half. It was half. It was half. It was half. It was half. It was Huff. It was hard and tough. It was Huff. It was Huff. It was Huff. So with that, let us also thank all of our fun guests who dialed in the very supportive, positive message for us this week. Let's close out with one of those right now. See you later everybody. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye just Al, aka Spacey, the B-Man, from the Take a look around the podcast. Just calling to wish you, have you 200 episodes. And, uh, to ask, uh, why did you ask, why did you ask off Sean and not me? I mean, it's a come on. I mean, it's cool that, uh, I just...

Come on, man. Yes. Hey, hey, it's just Bacie again from the Take Look Around podcast at Instagram. Take Look Around podcust. At Instagram. Take a look around pod. Just calling again, just seeing, yeah, what's up? Happy 200 episodes. Cut crazy to be in 200 episodes. You managed to get Sean on. But don't me, but I can get deal out of it. I think it's weird. Happy to run it that's good. It's surrender ball. Maybe there's one hour that you could fit me into.

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