Boonta Vista - EPISODE 224: To Emerge From Below As A Rat King

Episode Date: November 4, 2021

Theo, Lucy, and Ben cut the bullshit and get right into: an unfortunate incident at an American high school, Estonia's second 21st-century rat king, buzzards taking over a small town, Theo Sees, and even more Lead Pipe. *** Da Vinki: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMnLDhph5Cc *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [e-mail]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Hello and welcome to Buda Vista, episode 224. I am Ben and I am submarine. Emmanuel Macron, Scott Morrison. Yeah. Yeah. Ah, I didn't, you know, I, yeah. You get this. You know how we don't have an intro? Do you know what I learned the other day about Emmanuel Macron? I cannot believe you've done this. No, come on, please tell me. Do you know that his wife is like a pedophile?

Oh what, that she's like... Are you saying that in the internet sense in that wife is like a pedophile? Oh what, that she's like... Are you saying that in the internet sense that there's a significant age gap or that he was underage? I'm saying that he was 15 and she was his 40 year old school teacher when they were. I did not know this. Yeah, um, that's France, baby. Oh, sorry to address. It's just some real French stuff I work this week. So maybe he can't say anything, you know?

I mean that's, I don't, yeah. That's on her, that's not on her. Yeah, he's the victim. That's real messed up. That's a really cooked. And he's also, as far as I understand it, the Prime Minister of France. Yeah. Yeah. Has anyone asked him about this? Can he point a bit like, hey man, what's up?

Hey, what's up for that? Are you okay? Yeah. Does she, I assume she goes to sort of state events with him, things of that nature. Yeah. And then do people say, ah, you are a pedophile what? You was a school board, no, it is pretty wild. It is a crumb? Maybe not over there. Maybe not, maybe not. Hang on so real quick. I can't believe I didn't know this.

I can't believe I didn't know this. Age of Consent, France. Oh, you're surprised that you've did it? No, she's in, she's in by her nose. All right, well let's... What countries border France? Age of consent, Belgium? Yeah, I'll go Luxembourg. I bet that was fucked up.

16 in Belgium, so that would have been out. 16 in Luxembourg as well. I don't know what other countries border France. Oh, you got Holland. Yeah. Oh, I should definitely find out. And welcome to the Age of Consent podcast, where we look at the Age of Consent around the world. Andrew is gone, this podcast is now purely about the age of consent. 16, but it has come up with a news story as the top result here.

Dutch pitifiles are launching a political party to push to cut, to a cut in legal age for sexual relations from 16 to 12. That's not good or funny. Did they? That's awful. Did they found the party? Oh yeah, the charity, freedom and diversity party. This is a horrible start that tha. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. It, th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. tho. the. the. the. th. thus. th. th. tho. th. th. th. It's, the Charity Freedom and Diversity Party. This is a horrible start that this podcast is off to. Now Ben you had an intro. No, I'd Lucy was right. I kind of really didn't. Yeah, have you seen the news today? What with all of these

French? There's some stuff happening. Oh, come on now. Scowaya. The party for neighborly love, Freedom and Diversity, or the Charity Freedom and Diversity Party, a party for Nastonleaf to Freight and Diversitite is a Dutch political party with no representation in Parliament, thank God, and only three known members as of 2006. It is commonly known as, now I just before I say this, this is spelled P-E-D-O-P-A-R-T-I-J, P-D-O-P-A-R-T-I-J, Pedo Party, in the media due to its advocacy for the legalization of child pornography and the lowering of the age of consent to 12. Oh my god, and I've got one of those sneaky names that you that you have parties here that are like climate justice or something and they're like Nazis. Yeah, no immigration whatsoever. White-only immigration.

PNVD was originally founded on 31st of May by three self-described pedophiles. Oh, okay. So they're not being reductive when they call the pedopied-upon. Its motto is Sapier Order, which is Latin I believe, have th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they call the pedo part. Its motto is Sapir Order, which is Latin I believe for have courage to use your own reason. The four things listed under their ideology are hard Euroscepticism, anti-religion, age of consent reform and pro-pedophile advocacy. Wow. Are you glad you did this Lucy? Are you glad you made this happen? I'm not. I wish I'm... And this is a bonus. This is a main. So we can just go wild on this because it's a bonus. And there's also a fair chance that potentially, and let me just go to

to introduce everyone to just in case this is the case, my name is Ben, I'm here with Lucy and Theo and if you are from Yazoo City, Mississippi in America and you've seen our billboard, hello? Wasuring? No, Mississippi. I've gotten confused a couple of times now and I would, I'm so sorry. If you are from Mississippi and you just heard us confused Missouri and Mississippi, I'm very sorry. It is so lovely to have you, thank you for seeing the billboard and deciding, hey, I'm going to listen to this. This is usually not about pedophiles. It is usually about the Netherlands though. Yeah. So it wasn't that far off.

Usually we start off with like a pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny though. Yeah. So it wasn't that far. Usually we start off with like a pretty funny kind of creative intro we all kind of play a little part which is sort of yes and our way to the first story. The only bit of improv on this podcast is generally the the introduction which is probably the most alienating part which should be the most welcoming. It's very strange. Yeah sort of a problem for uptake on the, probably why we're not making any new fans. Yeah. Hey, we're making just enough to cover for the people that got sick of it and left.

So let me, just in case you are, you know, a new listener from Yazoo City. And let us know if we're saying that wrong. We're a podcast from Australia. There's four of us usually, but Andrew is off watching Twilight Eclipse, New Moon, Breaking Dawn. I think it was the last one. He's watching the second one. He's watching New Moon. He's watching New Moon. He's watching New Moon. He's watching New Moon. It's good one. It's not bad. I think the last one is the best of all of them. It's very, very bad. He said it was the second. He was was the second. He was the second. He was the second. He was the second. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He's. He. He. He. He. He. He. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I think the last one is the best of all of them It's very very bad in a very very delightfully entertaining Is new moon where Bella's like just crying a lot? She's driving around on a motorbike trying to have near-death experiences So that she can see a figment of her imagination of Edward right because she misses him so much. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, We usually talk about news from around the world??? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. to th. to to to the the the the the. the. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the. the. the. the the the the the new theatuuuuuu theatuuu the the the the the the the the the the the talk about news from around the world of very

limited small in small-time importance and then other other things like the Netherlands. We may sort of just dive right into it because you're a busy person. I don't know how long you commute to work is but you need to know whether you like this or not. So we're gonna start with a segment of ours about when something happens that you wish hadn't happened. This is the one thing we didn't want to happen. This is the one thing we didn't want to happen. Now this is a story from WLX News, that's that's from America where you're from. I'm now going to spend the rest of the episode talking to you specifically. Yes, as if you are the person. We want you to feel special. This is just for you. It might even be the mayor of Yazoo City. I hope it is. If you want the mayor of Yazoo City please let us know that you're listening to this. From WL-X news, in and around Lexington, Kentucky, parents react after controversial

photos surface from man pageant at Kentucky High School. An investigation is... Yes? Sorry, I just, you know, sometimes your brain is lagging like three or four words behind. You got to school and then started thinking about man pageant. Oh, already, straight or, it's just the fucking buff kids thing from, buff little boys? Buff little boys.

They buff little bodies. Uh, an investigation is underway after controversial photos from an event at hazard high school, uh, causing outrage. As part of homecoming week activities, Tuesday was costume day and a quote man pageant was held. And there's no reason for them to explain what man pageant would mean. Multiple photos were posted and then taken down from the Hazard High School Athletics page. They appear to show scantily clad students giving lap dances to faculty and staff. Pardon? Yeah.

Excuse me? Others showed female students dressed in Hooters costumes and students and staff appear to spank or paddle each other. What is happening in Hazard, Kentucky? Is this from Hazard of Jukes of Hazard fame? No, this is a single Z hazard. Oh, damn, disappointing. Pictures of the event were posted on the Hazard High School Athletics Facebook page.

One person featured in the photos was Hazard High School Principal, Donald Happy Mobellini. He is also the mayor of Hazard. What? What? Come on now? What? How small is it? He's wearing two sashes.

Uh, I don't know, I didn't look into that actually. Let's find out. Sorry, I'm madly googling this and I'm so excited to find out that I've made a bunch of typos while I was doing it. Well, it's elevation is 928 feet. I can tell you that much. Yeah. Population, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, 5, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thoom. thoome. tho. thoome. thoome. thoomomomom. I'm th. I'm thoomomomomom. I'm thoom. I'm th. I'm th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. to-a. to-a. to-a. toea. toea. toea. toea. toea. toea. toea. toe. the. th I can tell you that much. Yeah. All right. Population 5,600. 5,200, sorry.

So it makes sense that the high school principal is also the mayor. Yeah, okay. It makes sense. They only got so many people to go around. Yeah. The Kentucky Department of Education says they family member at the high school and kids in the district. She says the event should have been shut down the moment an adult realized students were undressing. Yeah, I reckon I would probably shut that event down at that point. Just personally. You know if I saw say, in the same way that if I saw Louis

was about to eat another dog's turds, turds, nah, you put that hooter's top back on. Nah. Uh, close. This is implying that it was organized by students? Yes. Yeah, it's sort of like, close to a muck-up-day type thing I think. Oh, I see. I didn't give any of my teachers a lab dance on muck-up-day.

I don't know about th-I th-'t do it on any day of the year. Hmm. I went to class on muckup day. Of course you did more maths than we needed. I quote, I think they should have at that point said, hey, I know this is a joke, but let's stop. This is inappropriate, said Smith. Mom Holly Lane disagrees. Oh, she disagrees? Holly. It has been taken completely out of context, Lane says. There are only photos being shown on the internet, no videos. The photos don't show the teachers pushing the

children off of them. Yeah. Yeah. I would probably stop the situation like before a teenager was giving me a lab dance. You know how they have metal detectors at American schools because of the guns and stuff. Yeah. They should maybe have Hooters outfit detectors as well. Yeah, start going off. And that way they can nip this sort of thing in the bud. Lane's son and his friends participated in the homecoming event. She says pushing the limits and embarrassing teachers is part of the fun. If everybody is perfect, then I would say, yeah, maybe we do need to rethink something. Lane said. Hmm, go on the, go on the Po'Body's perfect defense on. We've all got our flaws.

Organizing a strip tease. But until somebody can prove something is going on here other than just homecoming week and teenagers being teenagers, then I will support my kids. Lane says she doesn't believe the line was crossed. Hazard County School Superintendent Sandra Combs shared in a statement that appropriate disciplinary action has been taken following the investigation. Quote, first I wish to address some questions around the incident. The activities were part of homecoming festivities and were driven by the students. We strive to foster creativity to our students, but unfortunately this time it was carried too far. Spirit Week at Hazard High School has a long and celebrated tradition.

Homecoming activities were planned as a celebration of student staff and the school community. All were intended to be fun and good natured, however, however, the activities did not play out as intended. While homecoming is an annual tradition, there has never been any issue raised prior to this year. Now that an issue has arisen, we are taking this opportunity to review policy to make certain doesn't happen. Yeah, just step in before anything else goes down. Americans, and I'm so sorry if you are listening from Mississippi and this sounds like we're making fun of you for your culture and I don't mean that. We never do that here. They love to have a spirit week. Yeah. You gotta have a school spirit week. Yeah, you gotta have a school spirit. You gotta have a school spirit. They have chance and stuff that they do routine. Can you imagine like having pride for your school and not just like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th, th, to to th, to th stuff that they do? Yeah. Can you imagine like having pride for your school and not just like complete disdain? Yeah, imagine.

I feel like that's our culture. If someone at my high school in beautiful, Urangan State High School in Harvey Bay had been like, hey, we're going to have a thing where all of you are going to go into the gymnasium and chant and cheer a bunch of stuff in advance of a football game we're having. Everyone would say, firstly, I don't think we have any sports teams of any kind. Secondly, fuck off, I will stab you. Yeah, you'd have just been chanting that. Yeah, it's just a hundred kids pulling out knives and chanting, I will stab you. Yeah, you'd have just been chanting that. Yeah, it's just a hundred kids pulling out knives and chanting I will stab you, I will stab you.

I can't, it's a very weird, they're a weird... They're a strange nation and it explains their whole adult culture as well. Because, and they have school spirit and things, so then they'll become like police officers. Or army man. Yeah, they care about the school they went their, I I I I I their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their so then they'll become like police officers. Or army man. Yeah they care about the school they went to and then they care about the the tertiary education they did. They'd love to have an alma mater. Yep. And they love to have a graduating class of the year that they graduated. And they graduated Magna come laude. Yeah they fucking did. You play your bloody cards, right? Very strange, but I think that is why they're all

fucked up. And then when, you know, every step of the way there is just fucked up. We're teaching them to be wrong. By we, I mean society. Not us. I have nothing to do with that. Yeah, it's not good how they're raised. It's they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. that's that's not that's not thi. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the their their their their their their their their their their thee. the. their theee. theeee. that's that's the. the. that. Yeah, it's not good how they're raised, and it always seems like something bad is going to come from it. It seems ominous and portentous. Not bad. Thanks. I'm no, I'm no Andrew. Those are words.

Yeah, thank you. I think, look, I think that was that had all the content of an Andrews segue, but he really puts his back into it. He does, doesn't he? There's no even shade of irony. Not at all. He's just pure joy the entire way. He's a thoroughly sincere man. Yeah. For you, our new American listener, let me explain. Oman's importance is the theme song where we talk about things that are happening that

seem like a sign of something bad to come. Now sometimes that's quite literal. Uh, you know, some tech company says they're going to start doing something, well, like, well, that'll probably have bad ramifications. But other times, um, it's more figurative. It's more from something symbolic. And I will find out about one of those When I... there we go. You shall see hail fall from a clear sky and burn his fire upon the ground. You shall see darkness cover Egypt when the sun climbs high to noon. And you shall know that God is God. And bow down to his will. So that's exciting for us. Yeah, look forward to his will. So that's exciting for us.

Yeah, look forward to that. This is a story from the terrible UK tabloid the Mirror. Grosome Rat King said to be omen of an impending plague, caught in rare siding. Sorry that happened to you, Ben. Are you saying that I'm the... and I've been cited? You're apologizing to me for that? You're to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to that. to to that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. that. that. that. Yeah? Yeah. that. that. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that. Look that. Yeah, to to to that. It that. It that. It that. It that. It that. It that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I, look that. I, look that. I, look that. I, look. I, look. I, look. I, look. I, that. I, that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.that happened to you Ben. Are you saying that I'm the... and I've been cited? You're apologizing to me for having been spotted. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good burn, Lucy. Sorry.

I also called you the rat king, which is not really a bird. I'm try. I am the king of rats. That's true. A gruesome rat king, said to be an moment of an impending plague has been caught on camera in a quote extremely rare encounter. A rat king is crowned when several rodents lock tails and become entangled. The stomach churning phenomenon was recurted near Tartu in Estonia where itt... Uh, Johann Weberpoo... Found that... That's...

I don't know how else I could possibly pronounce it. I don't know, but I like that, that's nice. Uh, found a squirming ball of rats in his mum's chicken coop. For superstitiousous many of the villages, or Estonians, the rat king was an omen of looping disasters, and was particularly associated with plagues. Well, I can't imagine anything like that coming down the pipes anytime soon. Yep. Maybe it's a two-year-old rat king and he just didn't find it for a really long time.

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bodies out for the bamboo stick. Yes neither Neither here nor there. George just told me this afternoon, like literally, just before I came here, that they have been training Louis to kill the mice they get in their huma-mocer. Well, no, because he's apparently not got killer instinct enough to locate and kill the mice himself. But George and their housemate have set up those humane rat traps and Louis just gets them once they're in the trap and then just deftly breaks their spines killing them instantly and hopefully painlessly. But I was a little, I don't think of my boy that way. He's so sweet. He's got such a sweet nature.

I don't think he's, to. To kind of get him to be... True nature. Although, I have, I've seen him kill a mouse before, like he fucking got a bushmouse one time when we were camping, like ran at it from like 50 meters away, pinned it, ruthlessly executed it, and then left the corpse there, which is terrifying. Truly Night nightmare scenario for a bush rat. Yeah, they never expected to see a domestic dog. Yeah, 80-odd pounds. Yeah. I bet they were like, oh he's cute. He looks nice. He looks nice. 80 pounds on the button actually, but why you went for pounds is quite strange. Oh, of course, yes. That's nice. We're accommodating. Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, so. Probably like that. After we were just like, your culture is fucking piece of shit. But we will use Imperial for you to make it easier. There's probably about half a fluid ounce of blood inside that mouse. Johan said he was enjoying a quiet morning when his mom called him in a state of distress after seeing the grotesque ball. He was wearing ruggers and bending over, am I right? I got a father-in-law problem in regards to that. I've only been, I've been on the receiving end of that in the past of that's a classic Queensland staple is a old guy wearing ruggers not realizing that he's got a nut out. Yeah one foot up on a 4x carton. Is that real? Does that happen to me the other day for the first time? Despite the fact that I

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Uh, Johan's mother- The whole bundle of watches all kind of like tied together. Yohan's mother had found 13 of the rodents tangled up, an ominous number. I was like a movie 13, 13 ghosts. Yeah, 13 ghosts, yeah. Also like the band, Wednesday 13. You probably like that band, don't you, Lucy? Oh, fuck off. I don't.

All their songs are about zombies and stuff and they all where I hate them. I really fucking hate them. Anyway, Andre Mell Uton of the Natural History Museum of the University of Tattoo who documented a previous encounter with a rat king Estonia agreed to take the specimen. He said two of the 13 rats were already dead. Quote, rats within the rat king, a sentence to death. What is he talking like that? I th the th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi that- I that. I that that. I that. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I the. I that tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. I the. the rat king are sentenced to death, he said. Why is he talking like that? I think he might be a witcher at BC or something. You can just say they don't tend to survive? That's a bad deal for the other 11 rats, like, oh god damn, like now these two dead rats are our problem. I'm handcuffed to these rat corpses.

Is this normal rat behavior? No. I think so. So this is the, so they didn't mention it in this article for some reason, but this is only the second time in the 21st century that a rat king has been documented. And both of them have been in Estonia. The other one I think th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. thi thi thi. I thi. thi. I thi. thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. they they they they they thi. Yeah. they they they're thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th.st century that a rat king has been documented and both of them have been in Estonia. The other one I think was like 2006. How do they know it's a rat king? I feel like we're making a lot of assumptions. What do you mean? What's the... about rat society? Oh you mean how do they get conferred upon them the monarchy? Yeah.

Yeah. I think it's just when you've got 13 rats they add up. Maybe I'm just doing rat stuff. Like hanging out, getting stuck and then dying. Yeah, I don't know. That's their beliefs. Yeah. That's their belief. And why both in Estonia is like the ground particularly sticky there?

Well, it's the Rat King capital of the world. I suppose it is. Maybe this is a beautiful Estonia, low corporate tax rates, two rat kings. All the rat kings you can eat. Quote, even if they manage to escape from the narrow borough, they can't move around normally and they can't move to find food and are completely unprotected. Their survival depends on concrete circumstances. Usually they survive until the first encounter with a cat, dog, or human. To kill the rat king is the usual reaction of people when they see one.

So we have a we have got a segment coming up that relates to lead pipes. But I don't feel like this is a real lead pipe situation because I think you'd be there for quite a while. This is a sort of a back of the shovel situation. You want something with a wider, yeah. I feel like... Yeah, area of effect attack. Some part of my brain is telling me that you must dispose of a rat king respectfully. You've got to give them a king's death. Like decapitating them with a little sword each individually? What I was thinking was putting them on some concrete and giving a big whack with a shovel and then

picking up the sort of ball of tails, so swinging it around, like a... Like a hammer throw. Like a cat of mouse tails. And kind of flinging that into the Christian college that my house backs on to. Starting a second satanic panic, single-handedly. What if you built a little rat guillotine? That would be cute.

That's appropriate, I think. It would have to be like a circular guillotine. Circular, yeah. It's just kind of confusing. Uh, Johan, a veterinarian said it was obvious what had attracted the rats to the shed in Pulver County, southern Estonia. And he'll elaborate on that. Yep.

He'll elaborate on that now. No, I don't know. Oh, no, okay, he does. But he and Dr. Malyuton were nonetheless puzzled by the rats, he added. The 28-year-old said, quote, there was a tunnel dug by the rats from somewhere underground to the surface near the door, since there is always ample food, water, and bedding supply in the coop, it is a perfect place for rats. Maybe they clumped together on the surface to keep warm since it was the first day of autumn that the tunnel, all of them got stuck. In my opinion, the tunnel itself was too small in diameter for the rats to emerge from below

as a rat king. There have been so many phrases in this that are so metal as fuck. You don't have to say it that way, but I do appreciate it. Yeah, I like it. To kill the rat king? To emerge from below as a rat keg, holy fuck. That's so fucking cool. Dr. Millieuton said that rat kings seem to be a quote, extremely rare phenomenon with only 60 cases in almost 500 years of recorded history.

Wow. That's an odd phrase that the, let's not say journalist, but the person paid to write for the internet here has used. 500 years of recorded history. There's more recorded history than that. That's when history started. Yeah. It's 16, no, 15, 21.

Yeah. The year history began. Oh, almost 500 years of recorded history is more race than that. Ultimately, the museum decided to euthanize the rat king to end the suffering of the animals trapped within. Unsurprising, but I do, it does raise the question of what are the other options. I mean... Disentangling them, I guess. I think apparently they couldn't untie the knot is what I read another story.

So you could have have have have have have have have have have have go I gotta say that's more rat kings than I thought would have been recorded in the past 500 years. I mean so that's yeah 60 and 500 years is not a lot though considering how many rats there are. It is more more than we've had cat kings. Yeah this seems satanic. This is messed up. Yeah what do you think it's a plague because we've already got that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th th th th th that that that that that. that. that. that. that. that. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. th th the th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they they they th is th is that is that is that is that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that's that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that is that isanic. This is messed up. Yeah, what do you reckon this put-ins? Because I don't think it's a plague, because we've already got that. That's already happening. Yeah. Probably meteors or something maybe. A comet that brings an alien virus with it, maybe? Maybe. Something's going to happen. Yeah. I think it's going to be the rise to power of a disgusting... Yeah rat-like individual. Maybe, maybe it's we've we've we've we've we've we we we we've we've we've we've we've we've we've we've we've we've we've we've we've we've we've we've we've we've we've we've we've we've we've we've we've we've we've we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that we've that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi that that that that that thi that that that that that that thi to be the rise to power of a disgusting...

Astonian Hitler. Yeah, rat-like individual. Maybe you've got a taste for Kavifi. Yep. This is another story that is a little ominous and portentous. So I think that. This is from the Associated Press. Buzzards settle in North Carolina town despite scare tactics.

A North Carolina town finds itself under siege by Buzzards, and nothing the locals do to scare them off seems to work. I love a good Buzzard story. You remember the one we did a while ago. Was that Vultures or was that Buzzards? Where the woman, there was a lady, there was a lady, there was a lady, the lady, there's, the lady, there's, there's, the lady, there's, the lady, the lady, the lady, the lady, the lady, the lady, the the the the the buzzards where the woman, there was a lady who pissed off all her neighbours because she wouldn't stop feeding the vultures? Oh yeah, I remember that.

And they would like vomit, continue everywhere. They like shit on their legs to cool themselves down, etc. Cool lady. Yeah. The buzzards have chosen the town of Bunn as a meeting place for the past year and they're congregating at every available location. The news and observer of Raleigh reported. On Wednesday there were 28 buzzards perched on a cellular tower and another 21 at the high school across the street.

Good on them for going out there and counting him. Yeah. That's, yeah. You couldn't the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus thus has thus has thus has thus has thus has thus has thus has thus has thus has the bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu bu th. th th th th th th th th th th th th school across the street. Good on them for going out there and counting them. You couldn't just say they're about two dozen at each. There's a lot of buzzards there. I know, that's not, okay, so I've just looked up what a buzzard is. And I thought it was a kind of a, kind of a vulture-like creature. It's actually kind of like a vulture-a-like-like, it, it, it, things as well. I thought they were like a turkey or a vulture. What's the difference between buzzards and vultures? Thank you the spruce. What is a buzzard? The 26 species in the world named buzzard including the

European honey buzzard, lizard, lizard, lizard, forest buzzard, and long-legged buzzard. It's also a fire type one as well. Are you implying that long-legged is a Pokemon type? Yes that's right. They're a type of hawk. Oh, okay. Well, we'll learn something today. Unless you already knew that, then you've learned nothing. Yeah. Allie Legget said she counted 58 buzzards in her yard, on the roof along the fence and atop the garage at one point. She said the unwelcome visitors would perch on her chimney and peck at the bricks, pulling

them down. Calling the police because buzzards are disassembling your home. Other locals say the buzzards ate the roof vents off a restaurant in town. Oh my God. Other locals say the buzzards ate the roof vents off a restaurant in town. Oh my god. No one in Bud seems to know why the scavengers have taken to shine to their town, but various attempts to evict them have failed. Are they like, is this coinciding with a, um, like large correlation of small dogs going

missing as well? I'd say so. Like large correlation of small dogs going missing as well I'd say so In December Bunn High School fired a propane cannon day and night Have you seen videos of those things getting fired? Yeah the ones the guys who claim that they can like they are the disperse rain or bring rain or something. Yeah. I feel like, didn't we talk about one on the podcast? I think we did, actually. Aides go about a guy getting noise complaints for it? Yeah, so it's because he'd point his propane cannon,

which was like, it was a good like six foot long, um, possibly two foot wide, and he was several fathoms from the next house. He like always, yeah, always pointed there and gallons of propane in there. Yeah, like fire it in the afternoon, good times. I feel like propane cannons aren't part of the Australian experience. No, we didn't get those over here. We didn't. I feel like, because we've got like, we've got bat and flying fox problems and you're allowed to kill them because they're native

animals, right? Yeah, and we love them very much. Yeah, but what if you got a cannon that is louder than God himself, he's sort of wielded over to the park and fired it at the bats, sort of giving them all bat Havana syndrome. If I went to the park near Ben's place in 17 mile rocks that has more bats than anywhere should have, and I set that off, sending 30,000 bats up into the sky at once. I reckon that would be pretty cool. And I'm going to do it. This worked for a while, police chief Steve Massey said, but the birds returned.

The school also hung vulture effigies around its rooftop to deter the birds from gathering. That didn't keep them away either. Wrong kind of effigy. So they've done the same thing that we've done and confused buzzards. Yeah. The buzzards saw them and went, oh, well that's no good for vultures. But we're fine. We're a member of the hawk family. What, wait, what are you calling them buzzets? What are you doing to us? Why do you just call them a turkey vulture?

What have we spent the whole... Fucked up country? And this is straight up a turkey. Oh, in the United States, when someone refers to a buzzard, it means a turkey vulture. A member of the new... Oh right, well we've been completely misled by the spruce. All right, well what does a turkey vulture look like? It looks like part turkey, part vulture, they really hit the nail on the head with this one. Yeah, that's um... That is straight up a turkey vulture is what that is. Really looks like someone just ripped the head off a bird. Yeah. A bird. th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thirty. th. thirty. thirty. th. that's that's th. th. th. thirty the the thirty thirty the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thirty. All, thirty tuu. All tu. All. All. All. turkey. turkey. turkey turkey turkey turkey turkey turkey turkey turkey turkey v. turkey turkey turkey v. tu. a bird but left the flesh. Oh that's disgusting. That's a fucking Skexus. That's a goddamn Skexis right there. That's fucking disgusting. Federal and state laws outlaw killing, hurting,

or harassing them according to the North Carolina Wildlife Resources Commission. Well then you're fucked, aren't you? Yeah, those are all the things you can do. So... Podcasts. They're nature's greatest natural resource and it's important that they're harvested, sustainably. Editing, production, fart sound effects.

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Sometimes there's regular dreams. Now it's time for a little segment called Theoces. So this is the Theoces is the segment in which I describe one of the many, so I said I'm a theoces, is the segment in which I describe one of the many,, detailed, somewhat cohesive dreams that I've been getting since I've been taking the antidepressant drug effects or Vennler vaccine. Which in America I believe is called Vespuidopline. Yeah. And it costs $4,000 a month. That's right. And Ben, so I will tell this story to Ben and he will attempt to divine the meaning of my dream using a 40-year-old dream interpretation book

that he picked up from the Lifeline Bookfest I assume. That's right yes from the Lifeline Bookfest. This is 10, thousand dreams interpreted by Gustav th $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $4, $4, $4, $4, $4, $4,000,000, $4,000,000, $4, the the th, thii, $4,000, thi- $4, thi- $4, thi- $4, thi- $4, thi- $4, thi- $ $4, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th he picked up from the Lifeline Bookfest I assume that's right yes from the Lifeline Bookfest this is 10,000 dreams interpreted by Gustavus Heinman Miller a complete A-to-Z guide to the meaning of dreams and a bookfest for our American. I'll keep reading about the Rat King while you do that. Yeah let us know what you find a book to a teat. A bookfest for our American listeners is sort of where you get a whole bunch of books in one place but not for the purposes of burning. Yeah, it's sort of like a, uh, what are those things where you don't need a permit to buy guns and there's just like thousands of people selling guns like gun fairs. Oh like a gun show. Gun show's. Yeah, it's like a gun show, but books. Yeah, and all the money goes to charity.

And then you get some books for a great price. Hmm. Yeah. So this is Dream diary dated the 28th of October 2021. I don't usually provide the context for them, but I feel it's important in this time. I dreamt this on an inflatable mattress in a tent. Oh, you went camping. that's right. I did. I love that you went camping. Was it just you and Caitlin? Beautiful time. No, um, the in-laws as well. Oh, that's very nice.

Yeah, we had like massive storms hit us, like gigantic storms. It was super cool. Um, all of our shit remained intact, which is always nice. You didn't, um, you didn't post any photos of Finn going for his first ever camp. Oh, no. So, okay, so the deal with that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, th. that, that, that that that that that th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I, th. th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. to, to, to, to, to, thi. to, thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Oh no, so okay so the deal with that is, so I bought a Macbook Air as to replace my aging ACA that turns off when you move it and the thing with a MacBook Air is it comes with tiny little ports that don't actually attach to anything. including the SD Reader that I't actually attach to anything, including the SD reader that I have. So my little USB dock arrived today. So I'll put some photos on there.

I'm looking forward to that. I mostly took photos of birds though. That's nice. That's nice. And the framing of this stream is an acclaimed film, which is the fusion of documentary and fictional reinterpretation events, whose name I could never recall. So I'm on a show which I think is supposed to be some sort of shark tank thing, but it's also live and mega popular.

It's like the most popular show on TV or something. So before you go to the judges, uh, or that's, that, that, that, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thi, thus thus that's that's thi, that's thus thus that's thus thus thus thus thus thus the f-a, the f It's like the most popular show on TV or something. So before you go to the judges or on live TV, and I've got question marks after all of these, you're interviewed by a producer. So I meet my producer in an ornate wooden stairway before we step onto a floating yellow hexagon speeding upwards through the void. I pitch in my idea, a shirt that is a bit wet so that it cools you down if it's hot outside. He loves it so much, so he's like, I need to be in on the ground floor of this. And from then he's on like team, Theo's wet shirt. Yep.

So there's like a bunch of confusing stuff as to what actually happened on TV there that I wasn't able to fully pass. So we smash cut. We're in the office of our new venture. Plain white hallways lead in all directions, and each room is full of an almost overwhelming number of folded shirts on shelves. Not clear as to whether they're wet when they're sitting on the shelf or not. Obviously, business is booming, and the whole venture is much, much larger than myself. I am alienated within the belly of my own beast.

I go down a set of carpeted stairs exploring and I reach the lunchroom. I push through crowds of workers lining up at a very beige cafeteria and I'm joined by my producer who it appears is also very much a stranger in this place. We continue down another stairwell but this time we're almost immediately blocked by two large pink-skinned security guards. Where are you going they ask and I reply wherever I want this is my business. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their th. their th. their their th. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I'm their. I'm the their. I'm the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their the their the the the the the the the the the they. the they. the the the the the they. the the the the they. the the the the the the the they. I.inned security guards. Where are you going? They ask, and I reply, wherever I want. This is my business.

But they hit back with, you can't go down there, and they shoo us back to the lunchroom. So in the lunchroom, all the workers are now standing in front, the word of a bloated older man and white and black business attire standing at the front. This is the CEO. He's clearly wanting to give a speech. But first, one worker is like, I've got to sit down and sits on the floor and the CEO admonishes him saying everyone must remain standing until his speech has been delivered. I'm like, what the fuck? They can sit down if they want to, and he starts huffing and puffing.

But the people's uprising has begun. The producer and I walked back through the crowd, which parts like the Red Sea before us, towards the elevator, and we hit the down button, desperate to see what we were blocked off from below. Instead, the floor number 80 lights up, and the elevator starts rocketing upwards at an uncomfortable speed. When we reach the the the the people, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it the the the the the the people, it the people, it the people, it does, it does, it does, it does, it does, it does, it does, the floor number 80 lights up and the elevator starts rocketing upwards at an uncomfortable speed. When we reach the top of the elevator, it does indeed come to a safe stop and the doors open. We are greeted by the executive assistant, a sympathetic older African-American lady who's already heard of the events. The CEO has resigned, she says, and there's only one person who can take his place. I immediately start protesting.

I'm just the ideas man slash jag off. I can't run a company. But she tells me, that's exactly why we need you. I protest, but clearly the universe has already arrived a decision without me. I look out the window, we're not that high up. We're only like 10 stories up. And we're not in a city, but instead like tropical locale surrounded by sort of like Havana-esque apartments. Parties rage and buildings around us and partygoers call to us, hey and I call back, hey. Pee. Awesome. So there you have it. Oh, all right. So usually there's a very, I don't know,

your dreams seem to have a quite narratively satisfying ending to them normally. No, the problem with this one is that from here it actually repeated again and it sort of just did the same thing but longer. Do you have to write this down like as soon as you wake up? Yeah. Yeah, no, this was, this was written. Um, um. there. Right, there. Right, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there's there, there, there's there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there. So, there, there. So, there. So, there, there. So, there, there. So, there, there, there, there, there. So, there, there, there. So, there, there, there, there, there, there, there. So, there, there is there is there is there is there is there is there is there is there is there is there is there is there's usually, usually, usually, there is there is there is there is there is there is there is there is there is there is just did the same thing but longer. Do you have to write this down like as soon as you wake up? Yeah, yeah, now this was, this was written. I don't know if it tells me the time, but yeah, like 8 a.m. Like pushing your wife away, you're like, don't touch me, don't touch me. Yeah, could I write my dream journal? Yeah, that's always always big risk when I wake up as well. I'm gonna start with elevator from the sort of elevator that lifted you up into

the heavens. This is on page, I'll write down there, 215. To dream of ascending in an elevator, this is us, denotes you will swiftly rise to position and wealth. Ooh. It's exciting. But if you descend, your misfortunes will crush and discourage you. So you've ascended, so that's good. Yeah, it doesn't say anything about it being like out of control, it's moving too quickly.

No. Sort of, kind of like anything about a metaphor of me being like out of control of my own life, being unable to control the events around me while vulnerable within this elevator speeding towards the heavens. No, that's the sort of self-reflection that you'll have to do about the assistance of a book of dream interpretation I'm afraid. Okay. And then I've got party here, to dream, have to do about the assistance of a book of dream interpretation, I'm afraid. Okay. And then I've got party here. To dream of an unknown party of men assaulting you for your money or valuables, nope. To dream of attending a party of any kind, for pleasure, you will find that life has much good,

unless that party is an inharmonious one. Was the party harmonious? Or inharmonious? No, I felt they were very harmonious. Oh, well then, it sounds like you're on the up and up. Yeah, I'm coming up with you. Yeah. This is a, this is very rare occasion.

Yeah. Well, that's good. I can only assume that this is real, and tha tha thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. that's, thi. thi. thi. theeee. thi. thi. thi.things are going to go quite well for you. Now it's time to talk about some things that things are not going to go well for. In a little segment that, and now I'm going to explain this to you our new listener in Yazoo City, Mississippi. This is the segment where we talk about things that we would like to kill with a lead pipe and it is called with a lead pipe. Now I'm going to start because I've only got one this week. You're familiar with the video game Pickman. Pickman.

I've heard of it. I've seen screenshots. I've seen screenshots. I've seen screenshots. I think it was a flagship game for possibly the GameCube? Yes. That sounds about right. Yeah. I've heard of it. I've seen screenshots. I've seen screenshots. I've seen screenshots. I've seen screenshots. I think it was a flagship game for possibly the GameCube. Yes. That sounds about right. Yeah. And it's some little, there are these little colourful fellows. They're quite small. Sort of dwarfed by the grass is my understanding, very little, and they've got a little leaf or something coming out of their head. And there's lots of them, and boy, boy, would I like to smack each and every one of them with a lead pipe. Oh, you could just do like one sweeping kind of whack. You get so many to be nice. Yeah, and that is my entry into this week's with a lead pipe. Lucy, what have you got for us? Can I just say it's nice to hear Andrew's voice, you know? It's like he's herewith her. Singing that song. You missed him?

Yeah. I bet he's somewhere better now. His living room, watching Twilight New Moon. Yeah, or he might have watched half of it and switched to some pornography. Probably. That sounds like Andrew. What have I got here? Every second week of the year, may as well check if I'm into gay pornography or not yet. Still know. He does do that, huh?

You just said that on a podcast. Just a wonderful line, guys. I love that. It's genuinely so beautiful to be like, you know what? I don't think I am into it, but it's time to regularly try. I like it. I like that about him.

First of my list is the big mouth at Luna Park. Oh my God. Disgusting. Do you have a scaled up pipe to do this with or are you just going in its teeth with regular? I need to be like perhaps like a Godzilla. Yeah. Or piloting. And if this awakens anything in you at all, the listener, you need to send us money. Specifically Lucy. Yeah, I'm kaijji sized with a piloting. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th, th. th. that's. th. thi, th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, th is th is th is th is th is th is the th is th is th is th is th is th is th is. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do. Do th is is. Do. Do the the th is th is the the th is the th is thi. Do you is thi. Do you thi. Do you thi. Do you thiii. Do you thiiii. Do you thi. Do you thi. Do you thi. Do you thi'm Kaiji-sized with a Kai-Jay-sized.

I'm piloting. Yeah, you are piloting a mecca of yourself. Yes. It looks exactly the same as you, and you have a lead pipe. Yep, that's right. I've also got the monkeys in the basement jacks video, where's your head at? Yeah. Saw that on a teammie-a teamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamamam Saw that on a teammate the other name?

Didn't like it. Oh, wonderful. Yep. Jub, the beast from television show high five. This is, I hope that's not the thing that I'm picturing. Jab, Jab, hi five. Oh no. What the fuck is that? I don't know. I'm picturing. Jab, jab, hi, five. Oh no, what the fuck is that? I don't know. Oh no.

But I want to beat it with a pipe. I don't care for it. It's a sort of purple thing. It's like a little puppet, like a octopus puppet. It's got like tentacles. Don't like that guy. Basically, all of the, we've listed them before, well Theo's listed them before for us in an episode of talking about things from the TV shows of our childhood in the sort of late

90s, early 2000s. Oh, I can't even, there was the TV show called Blast Off and there was a horrible creature with a very big mouth that I would like to destroy. No, I don't think it was called that at all and I can't remember what the creature is called. And that is the, if you can think of the thing that I'm thinking of, I would like to kill it. And the last thing on my list is Amy the gorilla from the movie Congo. Oh, come on now now. Now, th now, th now, th now, th now, th now, th now, th now, th now, th now, th now, th now, th now, th now, th now, th now, th now, th now, th now, th now, th now, th now, th now, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that that that that that the last thing on my list is Amy the gorilla from the movie Congo. Oh come on now. Are you try to put some like a thing of like fictional distance between you and Coco the Gorilla? Because Amy was just Coco the Gorilla. But he was a bitch. Fictional. Also the, the guerrillas, not the garrillas but. the. the. the garrilla's, the the garrilla's, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the just Coco the Gorilla. He was a bitch. Fictional. Also, the guerrillas, not the gorillas, but they're like the weird advanced tominids

from Congo. I think I would like to lead pipe. Okay, yeah, all right. I'm with you. Oh, also, just in that vein, the blue monkeys from the movie Evolution. Oh, yes, 100%. They got to go. They got to go.

That's the end of my list. Teabird, did you prepare anything for us? I do. I've got three for us here. So, meta, the new Facebook product or something? So this is the start of where I... This is the start of the problem, I guess. And also while I'm in the building, also Mark Zuckerberg. Kind of get a two-foot.

Oh, that's it. Straight out. A statue of him or a, like he's made out of ice? No, no, no, the human person. But you're playing Minecraft. Yeah, Avatar? In Meta, I'm killing the sucker again with a lead pipe in Meta. I don't know what META is supposed to be. Is it like second life? I'm confused.

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like office jobs. I think it is. I think it is. So I, that's what I've worked out. I think the impact on my life will be like futility, like, attempting to talk up a management out of getting us to use meta for something like much in the same way that I might talk a relative out of giving their credit card details to you know to a scammer of the phone or smoking tar heroin.

I think you're safe until it becomes affordable for offices to buy them on mass, like the headsets. Right? Yeah, I guess so. Because they can't make you pay for it with your own money. They'll be like, hey, we're going to do this meeting in meta, and you'd be like, yeah. Yeah. I'm not paying for me. I'm straight out of meta-heads.

Yeah. I wish I had $400 lying around so that I could have an avatar of me with the body of a minion with huge jugs by the way, and a M-O-M-O-Gy face. And I'm pointing to a whiteboard and it says, KPI's. And also my computer still runs Windows M-E, so I'm not sure if it's going to work. I haven't updated, and I'm worried that I'll lose some of my drivers if I do. So can't do that I'm afraid. I just don't, I think the world is sick. Is the reason why this exists. Yeah. Because 95% of office jobs don't need to exist. And the work is meaningless.

And so people are kind of working that out now where you kind of go, you look at that and you go, oh okay, no thank you and also in response to that I'm also going to give up a different technology thing as well. Yeah. Like we don't need any of this. No. And I think to survive, to stop from walking into traffic, a lot of people have to convince themselves of what they do do is, uh, is important, and that because it's important, it means we need

it to be cool and for new technology to support it. Yeah, and that is a fun lie to tell ourselves also, but the reality of it is that we're in the generation buying all this sort of stuff, and laptops and all that kind of stuff th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th th th th th th th th th tho, tho, tho, tho, is tho, tho, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, tho, is, is, is tho, is tho, is tho, is tho, is tho, is th th th th th th th th th th th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, is th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to, to, but the reality of it is that we're in the generation buying all this sort of stuff and laptops and all that kind of stuff that will form like all of the like scrap metal that will be tied to poles and used in the death zone for like, you know, to try and take ownership of the local sewerage system. Yeah, the, whatever the fuck glass in my Macbook right now, will be smashed up and then glued to a baseball bat for the warlord that rules over what was one Southeast Queensland. So it is nice to be contributing positively to something. Yeah, at least we've made that fight more exciting.

I just, you know how like, all the promotional shit that I've seen about META has been like, it's someone I saw a tweet today where they pointed out that it's all for like dumb office stuff of like pretending to be in the office that you work in? But, but like, 90, I don't, all, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th, th, that, th, that, that, th, th, th, th, th, th, that, that, that, th, th like, th like, th like, th like, like. But like 90, all, like no jobs need this shit, you know where they're like, oh now you can collaborate in real time. Yeah, I barely collaborate face to face. I don't want to collaborate. Yeah, I'm sort of just a more of a lone wolf. Yeah, I'm sort of just a lone wolf kind Yeah, you go your own way. Not coming to that meeting, I'm just more of like a lone wolf kind of person. I'm more of a stochastic employee. I think like people that imagine themselves

as needing to have these fucking goodwill hunting whiteboard moments, but like your product is like UX designed for a drop shipping company. Like, you could probably just get one of the, like, fonts everyone is using. Yeah, get some nice. You don't need this shit. You don't fucking need to be there turning a cube in your hand while you're a fucking, with a body of a minion with huge jugs, by the way. Like, you don't fucking need that shit. Yeah. Do you think it'll even have huge

jugs? I feel like I probably won't. You'll get banned from work. If you're banned from your paycheck. Shilling up at a work meeting and you've just got enormous titties. They just like keep kicking you out and be like, look we're gonna keep doing this. Do you come back and you're just like going down brass eyes by brass eyes on your minion avatar? This is only a bee cup, let me in! Sandra's got one in real life, it's fine, you let her into the meeting. Okay, also on my list I have Chris and Patrick Voros. Oh, no, I think we have mutual friends with those guys.

Who are these people? The Da Vinci twins. The Dvinkees, yeah. Pardon? I don't know anything about these guys, so they might be lovely, but my takeaway is that they attempted to roll a single mispronunciation in a Tick-Tock video into an influencer career. I mean, they are. I mean, that was the funniest fucking video with the world to have two guys at the second.

Lucy, you saw the video, right? What's this one? Okay, so there's two, so scroll slightly up in the discord and you'll see a picture of the Dvinkie twins, who are too tall Hungarian. Are they Hungarian? Oh, those guys.

Twins with blonde hair that sticks straight up. Nothing on the side. Oh, I thought Andrew was just posting some hair inspo. Yeah. And in this, in this Tick-Tock video, I think they're kind of doing trivia, and they're asked who painted the Mona Lisa and the the kind of question comes up for a little while and that pops up at the answer Da Vinci and they both go Da Vinci at the same time. It's the funniest fucking shit in the world. So they might be nice but I also don't interpret their form as human.

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Yeah, with like a different haircut. They're frivolous looking. There's, I posted a video which is the two of them doing a tick-tick-o'-up, we ate the same things our entire live, so we could do this, and it's the two of them sitting on a seesaw yelling that they weigh the same, which is fucking hilarious. Ah, I just fucked up. That's a artifact of them being simple or being Hungarian? I, are they, I got into my mind that they maybe did wrestling as well. Uh, which, yeah, they absolutely are wrestlers. And I've been going for seven hours now with no clear winner emerging.

That's a real perfectly symmetrical violence, never solved anything, well, that's the end of what he's basically I got one more. I got one more. Yeah, sorry, Doctor Who, you think you're so fucking smart. Doesn't matter which one. Which one? All of them? I mean his real name is the doctor. Her name is the doctor, I should say, yeah. I wouldn't exclude women from my list. Oh, I see. Christopher Eccleston, the doctor, the doctor, the doctor, the doctor, the doctor, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, the doctor, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. I's th. I's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho, tho, tho, tho, tho. tho. thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. thoo. tho. tho. th. th. That's the most sexist thing for. I would, Christopher Eccleston, the doctor, gone.

I'm fucking demolishing you, you piece of shit. Yeah. The one, the bow tie one. The bow tie one, Patrick Lemon. That's his fucking name. Like one of those tartus things. Anything tardist shaped up, it's a pipe. Matt someone? Matt Lemon. That's the kind of... That is true and I don't. I think I know why this is the name that's Spruc's a mind for you. We shan't be looking into

that. His name is... Oh come on, just tell me. Matt Smith. P. Yeah, we're gonna have to have a discussion after the record about this. Also, I think the David Tenet one, I'm afraid we'll have to, he's got to go as one. I like David Tenant, I think. Because he's the Wibbly, Wobbly, time, whimy one. Oh, we've got a big, Wobbly, woobbly problem and I don't talk like an adult even though I'm really smart. Yeah, also that the first one who was the really old-looking guy right? Yeah, he's got a go. Yeah, also every single creature from the television program, Doctor Who with your shitty

ass BBC special effects that all look like turds. I would like to turn them into a paste. Lead pipe each and all. Yeah. Well that was a pretty much a typical episode of the podcast, Buntavista. Thank you so much for seeing a billboard and typing in W.W.W.D.Bunavist. I'm going to listen to this episode, I'm going to listen to episode 224. Thank you for not starting at the start, because you would have fucking hated that and you would be right to hate it. Hopefully you come back for another episode, if not, honestly, no hard feelings. There's going to be this other guy though, Andrew. Andrew. It brings a whole other vibe. Maybe that's that vibe. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thii. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. Thank, th. Thank, th. Thank, th. Thank, th. Thank, th. Thank, th. Thank th. Thank th. Thank thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Thank you tha. Thank you tha. Thank you tha. Thank you th vibe. So maybe that's your vibe, maybe you won't like that vibe.

He is kind of the sexy one. Yeah, we do call him that, yeah. So that might sweeten the pot a little bit. It might. Maybe give two episodes a go. And if you fucking you hate this shit, Yeah. Keep it to yourself.

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Fuck you. I love you. All right. That's enough. Ah, let's see next week. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.