Boonta Vista - EPISODE 263: Horsed To The Gills

Episode Date: September 2, 2022

Lucy, Theo, Andrew and Ben bring you a more detailed look at the elite squads trained to deal with zoo mishaps, plus: one of recent history's most expensive horse mistakes. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [e-mail]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

I have started the recording. Thank you, Andrew. Hello and welcome. Quintavista, episode 263. I am Ben, and I'm here at what the maps will tell you is the town of Horsecock, Wyoming. Folks that live here probably tell you something different altogether. Ain't all too much of a town there to speak about. Saloon, Sheriff's Office. Shaq with a crooked cross in it, the preacher reckons is a chapel,

a general goods store that generally speaking don't sell all too many goods. Wyoming territory ain't quite a state and horsecock ain't quite a town. This here patch of dirt is nothing more than an unfortunate crissed, their cross two roads that seem to be carrying to be carrying to be carrying to be carrying to be carrying to be carrying to be carried to be carried a to be seen its fair share of blood and misery and by the look of it the figures on the horizon it's fixing to see even more before the sun sets over beyond a horizon. Oh I doubled up on horizon. Focke. Approaching the town from the western road is a man dressed all in black riding a black horse carrying on his hip all the fire and fury of the book of revelations. A thi th is th is th. th is th is the the the the the th is the the the the thi the the the the the the thi. the thi. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. tooom. toe. toe. tooom. tooom. tooes. tooes. tooes. tooes. tooes. It is tooes. It is toe. It is toe. It is toe. It is toe. It is toe. It is toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. the toe. the the the the the the the the the. the the. the. the. to to to to' to' te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. toea toea toea to and fury of the book of revelations. An aura of menace and woes surrounds this dark character. Plain as can be this man's a killer born, no mistaken it. It's crooked Pete, dog dick, the fierce of redigate cowboy killer what has the dick of a dog where his regular huber dick should be. It's Andrew.

Hey buddy. Hey, hey, my eyes are up here. Yeah Okay, I know it's just yeah, I don't like when people make a big deal out of it, okay? Yeah, is that why you're killing people because they keep asking you questions about the drug truness? Like it honestly a lot of the time it's the shortest route out of the conversation Yeah, yeah, they're like so is it like humans? So bam yeah, that's probably smart and the worst part is when you're talking to somebody and then it just kind of Slides out lipstick style well, why don't you wear pants? So it's a like short circuit like most of the problems you've got Do you want me to unholster this gun? No, sir? No, to? No, to? No, to? No, to? No, to to to to to to to to the to the to to the to to their, their, th, to thue, to thue, to to to to th, th, like, like, like, like, like their, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like to to to to to the human, like the human, like their, like their, like their, their their their their their their thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thu, thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thuan, thuan, like, like, like, thu circuit, like most of the problems you've got. Do you want me to unholster this gun? No sir.

It's no way, no how. But what's that? Entering the town from the Eastern Road, there's another wanderer come to test his trigger finger in this hellish corner of the frontier. Don't let his fine clothing and waxed moustache thuil his taste bend towards the refined his lavish lifestyle is funded entirely on a bloodthirsty ruthlessness usually only seen in the coyote. The gentleman killer, the bastard prince, it's the sadist in silk Long Balls Rodriguez. Hey Lucy, how you doing? Oh! Howdy? Yeah, those are some log balls. Thank you. I'm not used to people talking about my long balls so it's thi th. Oh, th, th, th, th, th, th, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the their their their their their lus, to to their lus, thirsty, thirsty, thirsty, thirsty, thirsty, thirsty, thirsty, thirsty, thirsty, thirsty, their their their their their their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thirsty, thirsty, thirsty, thi, thi, thi, thi, thiole's thiole's lus, lus. lusus. lusus. thiole, lusususususususus. thioloughe, thir thir thir thir those are some long balls. Thank you. I'm not used to people talking about my long balls, so it's quite a shock to me to be acknowledged, you know.

Do you kill people if they talk about the long balls? No, I'm just, you know, it's actually nice because I'm usually hearing about a dog dick over here, so it's quite nice to have myself. That dog dick sucking all the oxygen out of the room. Enjoy the novelty of the first time someone wants to talk to you about your fricishly long balls, okay? Because when it gets to like time 2,000, you'll be brandishing those pistols. Everyone always says that when they're popular, you know, oh, you'll hate it. You'll hate it when everyone talks about your really long dragging balls. Can I wish everyone to stop the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their tho. their their thoes their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their to their their their their to to th. th. to thi. to thi. to to to to be too. too. too.s. too.s. tooe. too. tooe. too. tooe. too. tooe. too balls. Can I? Wish everyone to stop looking at my dogs, Dick. Why don't you just put on some pants? Just if you are in the spirit, you know, you are open to questions. Is it odd? Having the spurs tickle the end of your balls from the way that they filter down the length of your trousers to your feet.

You know what it is, odd. It is. It feels, you know, it feels the way that it feels when any, when spurs are touching your balls, you guys know how it is. You know, you're like, you know the way it feels when your balls are being touched, it's like, uh, it's, it's soft. It it's like it's soft and like it tickles yeah yeah well for real for real he's like that though I got I got a question also for long balls rod-diggins desperately trying to keep the focus off the dog's dick for a second so my question is have they have they have they always been that long or have they been getting longer over time? I've been weighing them down. You know it's been an effort. I'm doing some spaces for balls. putting on those ball spaces. Hang in another set of like metal balls off my balls from my whole life to get where we are today.

Dragging behind for the dirt. Really ahead of your time with the body mods here. Stretching them out. Yeah, it's the world's first body mod. They don't talk about that much in the wild west. Raised from the histories, long balls Rodriguez. Well that's not all. road is a hunched figure barely clinging out to the sickest, sweatiest horse you've ever seen. Barely able to put one hoof in front of the other. This sickly, mentally vacant horse is carrying on its back like a sack of potatoes the most feeble killer in the West. With no godliness,

morals or capacity for mercy whatsoever and hardly even the strength to hold up his own hat, its diseases O'Shaughnessy. Hi, Theo. Well, howdy? I know it seems like I'm just worth less than the ground you haven't even spat on yet, but just like all y'all, I'm just fixing to get my butt-itched. Yep. That's why we do it. Yep. Ain't asking for much from the Lord up above, but if this house of mine gets scratched even one time. On account of my worms.

Yeah. Yeah, you know, when you're out there in the desert, a man can make do rubbing himself up against the humble cactus. Country boys make do. That's right. But we all know, you know. That loses its effect after a worm. Yeah, it's only so long you can go.

Lost sorts of appeal. I can go without the toub of an extremely reluctant parlor girl. I hate to pull the curtain back, I really do. But Theo, I love it so much when you decide to opt into accent work. It's just a true gift. Absolutely delight. Tip of my heart to you. These two were absolute cowards. I I I I I I I I I I I the the the delight. Tip of my heart to you.

These two were absolute cowards. I myself made a choice to avoid it where possible, but you threw yourself right in there and that is truly beautiful. Well, you spend the whole, you're miserable 13 years of life staring straight down the head of your own dick, Juveh. In curable, an immoral scoliosis. He ain't got nothing to lose about no voice. No dignity left to get rid of, you know. And may I just say I'm the only one here with

proper looking genitals. He's from a sort of pan, pan, pan, south, southwest. He's been all around, he's been every which wear over here. South, Southwest. He's been all around, he's been every whichware. I do declare this pinworm infestation has me with the vapors. Yes, diseases are sure to see truly is one of the primary carrier of diseases in the old west. Animals are one of the primary carrier of diseases in the modern world. And where do you keep animals? You keep them in the zoo. It's time for Zoo Watch. I think one of these days we're going to need a zoo-specific thing. I mean I know we got nature-themed one, okay. We've got Nature Corner. We've got the nature corner. We've got the nature-cor a zoo-specific thing. I mean I know we got we got a nature-themed one okay we've got Nature Corner we've got the nature corner horse specific

variant we've got the nature corner monkey specific variant but like the the watch sound but with a monkey you know or he's like oh yeah like put a chip scream into a sequencer and then remix it. I'm just, I'm saying that I think that nature and the zoo kind of have inverse vibes. Yes, yeah, that's true. It's not nature. You've taken nature and you've captured it as opposed to nature in which us from civilization wander out there and get amongst nature itself. We could call it... It's like where in the zoo, you know? Oh that's so true. Unnature, a natural corner. Much a zoo about nothing. Yeah, yeah I don't really know. So this is a bit of a more detailed follow-up on something that we

spoke about on the previous free episode, just recently unlocked. Sorry, the most reason bonus episode that I just recently unlocked, so that's a little treat. Well, it would have been a perfect opportunity to be like, oh, you should hear the scintillating content on this locked episode. Yeah, it's too keen.this locked episode. Yeah, that's one of the best episodes we've ever done. Check it out on the page. Yeah, locked.

Not really that kind of podcast. It was from the bonus episode, Say goodbye to your trout or cucked into gruntumode, where we talked about a strange article from Stuff.coe. to the toulttairoa New Zealand zoos would do in the event of an animal escape. I couldn't find any escape manuals specifically from any of those zoos, but I did find some from some zoos. So I'm going to start here with the introductory text of the Animal Escape Procedures document of Jungle Cat World Wildlife Park in Ontario, Canada.

Here we go. In the case of an escaped animal, efficient response is crucial to the safety of visitors, staff and animals. Carelessness can be avoided by keeping calm and using common sense. Each animal has its own flight distance. This is the distance at which the animal will flee from a pursuer. In captivity, the flight distance is altered by moats, fences, etc. However, the flight distance is likely to be more critical and be much greater in the absence of barriers.

An animal usually has a shorter flight distance for a vehicle than for a person on foot. Where practical, use a vehicle. Huh. That's just fun. So you're inside, let's say, a golf buggy or a Kia Serranto, Octavia. And the animal is going to wait until you are closer before getting away from you, I to get away from you, I should say. You know how a panicked animal hears the noise of a motor and thinks, what's that?

Yeah. Might hang around and find out. They hear the rumbling sound of an oldsmobile 4-4-2 firing up towards it. They go, you know what? I'm going this guy the better for the doubt. I'm not going thk thk thk tha tha tha tha tha thi thi thiiiiiii thi. I'm going thi. I'm going thi. I'm going thi. I'm going thi. I'm going thi. I'm going thi. I'm going thi. I'm going thi. I'm going thi. I'm going the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the better for the doubt. I'm not going anywhere until my curiosity has been satiated. An escaped animal is confused and frightened. Given the opportunity, it will move towards familiar surroundings.

To make the animal move, methodically violate the flight distance. Phroub the flight distance. You don't have to call it that. I would breach. Let's say breach. Cross. Any of them. Prope the flight distance. Just finger that flight distance. Generally just stroke the outer edges of the flight distance.

Yeah. Use this to your advantage. Attempt to quote, persuade the escaped animal to move towards a secure enclosure by carefully, slowly, and slightly violating its flight distance. Come on. Just say heard it, you know. You don't have to say it like this. When we were talking about this on that episode, I did say that I was getting the vibe of people standing with their arms spread wide, just kind of moving towards the animal.

Ha! Hoot! Hoot! Hop! Yeah, one of those ones. And if you got a few more of them, you know, it goes better. Yeah. I've got to say though, like, I have relative trouble catching one of my chickens. If it's, if, you know, they get out and they're just on the lawn, don't feel like going with it. Birds are a whole other thing. You got a bird in your house. I...

It's a fucking nightmare. Yeah, you're like, oh, let me just violate your flight distance. And they go, oh, what if I go to the other corner of the room? Yeah. And checkmate. And checkmate. If you are only trying to contain the animal, do not violate flight distance. That seems fair. Each animal also has a fight distance, emphasis theirs.

This is the distance at which the animal will attack a perceived aggressor. If an animal is cornered and you move within its flight distance, you may violate its fight distance. Do not violate an animal's fight distance unless absolutely necessary. Is it science? Doesn't sound like it. If you just come within a certain distance of an animal it's gonna do flight and another distance it's gonna do flight.

It's describing like the scripted actions of like a wow mob, I think at this point. Well, because I remember as a kid, you know, like, five, six, seven, whatever, reading the, a..... A, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, is. Is the, is, is, is, is a, is a, is, is, is, is a they. Is a, is a the, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is is, is, is is a science. Is is a science. Is is. Is is a. Is is a. Is is. Is is. Is is a. Is is. Is. Is. Is. Is, is, is, is, is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is. Is, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the. the the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. the point. Well, because I remember as a kid, you know, like five, six, seven, whatever, reading the, like the book of dangerous animals my parents had on the, on the shelf. And it's like, yeah, um, a cassowary will just slice you in half, but only if you're like an American tourist right up in its face going like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey there, hey there, little bird, and then, etc. And then get right inside that's fight distance. You know what you're fighting the cassoware, so I'm saying. It feels to me like they are giving to us the pretty commonly understood

the fight or flight, but they're really not helping us understand which side of the oar we're on with any particular animal, you know? Yeah. That's a you problem when you get there. You'll know when you're inside the fight distance. I don't know, I don't even think it's like a species-specific thing. I think they're talking that individual having individual invisible radii for their fight or fight. Which I guess you'll only find out once you've been gored. Don't violate the animal's fight distance unless absolutely necessary and proper safety precautions are in place. Use an enclosed vehicle when possible.

Skoda, Octavia or Kia Sorento. Yeah, so get your Skoda, Octavia or Kia Soranto within 20 meters of the animal and let it start attacking your car. Animals usually have a strong attachment for their home enclosure. If the animal has not ventured far from its enclosure, you may be able to lure, coax, guide, or heard it back inside. Someone found Thesaurus. Yeah, thesaurus works. You could have been one of those words. I can see that... Those are synonyms. I would say, herd and guide are maybe distinct from lure and coax, but I think lure and coax are the same. All right, luring you are trying to tantalize it in. That's the same as coaxing. Guiding and herding.

Yeah. Although, hear me out here right if I If I were to say if I were trying to lure you Ben, yes, I would put a vinyl copy of sleep on the end of a piece of string and then a long pole and I'd hold out near you and then I'd walk backwards and you would just kind of walk after it, you know know if I was trying to coax you I would hold out one hand turned upwards and I would beckon with my index finger curling it towards myself come here band and you probably would you know you got no reason to be scared to me it's true yeah how would you how would you a guiding or hurting I think to me it's definitely just like ha ha and sort of guiding is I hold your hand and to th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th to hold to hold to hold to to to to to to to the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to th th the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the I think to me it's definitely just like, ha! Ha! And sort of. Guiding is I hold your hand and bring you into the house

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dark fight etc. may help entice an animal. The presence of its fight. Put a sexy animal of the same species in the enclosure. Yeah, might have to do like a Bugs Bunny dressing up as a sexy lady type situation. You could dress up as a sexy chimp and be like ooh! I'm so in the mating season right now. You may also heard an animal back to its enclosure by using fire extinguishers, noise, light, or careful violation of its flight distance. Take care when attempting to use these methods. An escaped animal is in a strange situation and will feel quite threatened. Unfamiliar surroundings, items identified with negative consequences, brackets, nets, tranquilizer guns, hoses, etc., sudden movements and loud noises will cause a reaction.

Move slowly and keep the area as quiet as possible, try to keep the animal calm and controlled. When a dangerous animal escapes, often it will have a recognition alarm reaction to a rifle-s pistol used in darting procedures. Therefore it is important that people on the scene conceal all firearms. Just shooting from the hip like a tranquilacidot. Like you've got the gun under your jacket because the zebra is like, holy fuck he's got a gun. That's messed up.

He doesn't know what a gun is, does he? I hope not. Why are they using guns in like everyday, like zoo keeping? Yeah, maybe those should be special occasion guns, you would think. Not just like waving him from them, hey, this is a gun. You're gonna know about it when you know about it, pal. What about a taser? Can you tase them? You can probably tase them. How. Yeah. How. How. How. How th. How th. How th. How th. How th. How th. How th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho tho thoo thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo th is. th You're gonna know about it when you know about it, pal. What about a taser? Can you tase him? You can probably tase him. How often are you needing to, um, to like sedate these dudes with the dart gun?

It's not just like a bedtime activity, right? Yeah, right. Like every nine. Sleepy time gun. Like the finurgan equivalent of... Giving your baby funoga. Can't get these fucking tigers to sleep? If they ever get in a situation where they see any of those weapons, surely that means everything has gone wrong the time that they see it, right? Like, I don't know. Just really shitty zookeepers who don't know about things like nocturnal animals,

trying to get them back on their sleep schedules, you know? Here's 10 p.m. guys, I'm sorry. Yeah, you're getting a crushed up melatonin and in your bottle. I have read you five stories. I've given you warm milk. You are showing no signs of slowing down. I'm getting the gun. I do have this blow gun here. Another document that I found was from a, so it was a PowerPoint presentation from North Carolina Zoo that also contained all of their

animal escape procedure documentation which is odd. Any cool pictures? No, unfortunately there was zero pictures, it was all text. So this is... They're wasting their budget. This is from the escaped animal emergency response procedure document. This is their guidance on non-dangerous animal escapes. Animals not listed in Appendix 1 of this document are not considered an immediate potential danger to zoo personnel or visitors. Also, some animals are highly mobile, e.g. small primates, and will be difficult to recapture while others present no such problems. Responses to escapes by

these species may or may not be, may or may not require the full response required for dangerous animals. Just let them go. Is that what they say? And they're just like, oh, those little monkeys, they're too hard. It seems like it's a just do whatever you feel type tip tip to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to they're too hard. Go live your life. It seems like it's a just do whatever you feel type situation. However, these escapes must still be reported. Must still be reported. If the escaped animal will require any significant level of staff response to support quick recapture, it should be reported to zoo com immediately. I believe that is zoo command.

Fuck yes. Oh yeah, my boyfriend works at Zucom. He's not allowed to talk about it, but uh... For cases involving highly benign species with poor mobility, for example, for example, turtles or small ducks, the first report can be made directly to the animal management supervisor of the work unit or the on-duty AMS. Calling the supervisor and be like, this is a duckling out. There's a duckling out.

We have a duck escape. Yeah, yeah, the turtle got out. He's just like there, like, he's got a meter from the door. He's woofing it towards the exit and he should be there in about 45 minutes. I thought I'd get the paperwork started before I go over and pick him up. I love the... I love the... The two species we could think of. Turtles or small ducks. Is their mobility that poor? Can they not fly?

They talk about baby ducks? I might be talking about duckings the duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck the duck the duck the duck the duck the duck the duck the duck the the the ducking their their their their? I guess like a baby, you do mean a baby ducklings. We've got a duckling escape. We have a code Huey, Louis and Dewey. Yes. You know what the fuck those guys are called? The responding animal section staff will determine the appropriate level of response and mobilize it. That's so cool. Yeah. Total escape. Mobilize the go team. They're doing the fucking, the, um, the planning section from the old Rainbow Six games. Like putting up. All right, you're gonna pick him up, you're gonna fucking puck toss that motherfuck.

We got Dominguez with an MP 5 and flashbangs. Racing full speed on a golf cart towards the turtle with a butterfly net out the side and just repeatedly overshooting. You got the weirdly complicated dinosaur capture vehicles from Jurassic Park too, but it's just turtle-sized little arson car. That's what I've been picturing this this whole time when they were like chase the animal in a vehicle. This is immediately what I was picturing this whole time when they were like, chase the animal in a vehicle? It was immediately what I was picturing. Now the appendix one that I referred to previously, that's the list of dangerous animals, which I'll read to you now. So this is the list of animals that require the activation of quote, full weapons response.

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Our first category is cats. All are in the extremely dangerous designation. Lions, tigers and cougars. That checks out. Our next category is ursids. We have polar bears and grizzlies, which are both considered extremely dangerous. Sure.

And then black bears who aren't. I don't want to test the theory. Yeah, that seems fair. We have packaderms, for which there are elephants considered extremely dangerous, and rhinos which aren't. That's interesting. Yeah. It is interesting, right. Now, we have to put that down to the fact that like

elephants possess dark intelligence. Right? They're of Satan. Yeah, they hold the forbidden secrets, I think. Yeah, that's probably what the difference is, Ryanos, because they don't have forbidden secrets, probably can't hurt you. No. Next we have Bovids and servids, I guess. We have the male elk, which is extremely dangerous. Then we have female elk, bison, and all large antelope, which aren't. Sexist. Yeah. Wow. Checking for a dick before I work out whether I'm pulling out the 50-cal or just a net. Oh it's just abroad! Violate his flight distance, why are you like, is that a dick down there? Next category we have great apes and primates.

We have chimpanzees which are considered extremely dangerous. And then we have gorillas and male baboons which aren't. That's wild to me. That chimpanzees are more dangerous than a gorilla. They really are the devil's monkey. Yeah. They aren't a devil's monkey. Yeah. That's a Satan monkey. How? I, whenever I think of of of gorillas, I am immediately struck by the memory of like, you remember how how Stivo and Chris Pony is from Jackass had their own series from around the same time called Wild Boys? And they would go around and do stuff in nature.

And there was one episode where they went like deep into a jungle where there was a tribe of silverback gorillas living there and they both put on banana costumes. Oh yeah. And just wander. And they're out there and they see, they see you know one of these silverbacks in the distance and they go wow and then the guide who's with them goes, oh fuck. Yeah, see you. Yeah, see you.

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He's got a powerful ass. Yeah. He's caked. Yeah. And they're so mad about their little dicks. They got the smallest dicks. They do. They have like proportionally, proportionately I think some of the littlest dicks in the animal kingdom. That is true, yeah.

And we'd all be pretty steamed about that, you know. I can't see how they are not in the highly dangerous category. Yeah, I guess they're just more chill than chimpanzees I guess. I guess it's because they're pathetic. Yeah, no, they're they're, I. I. I. I. I. I, I, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so. I they're so. I they're so. I they're so. I they're so. I they're they're they're they're they're they're so. I they're they're so. I they're they're so. I they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so they're so their their their their their their th. I're so their th. I th. I th. I th. I their their their their their their their they're so they're so th. I guess they're just more chill than chimpanzees I guess. I guess it's because they're pathetic. Yeah, no, it's because they're so tiny and pathetic. So little and wormy, so powerless. We have one final category here which is other mammals, neither of which are extremely dangerous, but they are obviously still dangerous enough to necessitate mobilizing the weapons team. The dangerous enough to necessitate mobilizing the weapons team. The giraffe and the zebra. I'm not scared of a giraffe. What's he going to do? I am scared of the giraffe. That thing could kick you to pieces. It could kick you apart without a moment's thought.

But he seems nice. He's got a warm face. He's got a warm aura. Have you seen those videos where they're like, where giraffes are just like whipping their heads against each other? Yeah, when they fight each other. That's so good. I would be more worried about a giraffe not seeing that I was there and tripping over me. Yeah, well, maybe that's the risk. Yeah, and he's like running at 45 kays an hour th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that's. that. that. that's that's that. that's that's th. th.garita. Yeah, he's way up there. He might miss me and then we're all tangled up.

He's pretty heavy, you know. He's tied in a knot around another giraffe's neck. This is real silly. I think that this is the perfect job for those cops from SWAT teams who just turn up and immediately shoot the dogs. You know? Yeah, if if if if if if if there, if there, if there, if there, if there, if there, if there, if there, if there, if there, if there, if there, if there, if there, if there, if? Yeah, if there's any wild dogs, it's kind of locked in, isn't it? Let's get those guys out of the SWAT teams where they go to the wrong houses and kill people's dogs and like flashbang their children's death and stuff.

And let's just get them on the zoo response team. Oh man, I didn't include the story story story story story story story story story story story story story story story a cop in America shot a woman while trying to shoot a dog, which is just like the most American police story that there is. Now I much preferred the story, like the week before that, where a cop was trying to shoot a dog and shot the other cop instead. Now we're talking. That was pretty good. God damn. Now they do have another subdivision of animals here. These are the ones that are considered dangerous for the purposes of response but to not necessitate the bringing of firearms.

These are two categories. We have reptiles, we have crocodilians, the healer monster, and venomous snakes. So you've got to be of them, but you don't need to bring a gun. You don't need to shoot a venomous snake. I mean, hard to shoot. They're hard to hit. Yeah, they're little and they're real wriggly. They're very wriggly. Can you stay still, maybe straighten out a little?

Yeah, like a spiral. Like a... Like a...Borvos? No. You know how that, that sausage is in a spiral? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I was thinking of the Greek spiral pastry, you know, it's... Spanicopter. Is that a Spanicopter though? No, I don't think so.

I think so. We've got that box-the-layered one. Hey, if you're a Greek, you're listening to this. Fuck you. No, you're right, Ben, it's Spanakopter. My apologies to Ben. What's an official apology from the way, from the podcast, Punta Vista to Ben. Thank you. So if we're not bringing guns, what are we bringing?

Chains? Axes, swords. Nunchaks. Try to whip a snake with a chain like you're in a 1950s bicycle like a motorbike gang. Throwing shurriket at the heel of monster. Get back in your cage, Steve. The other category we have here is birds, the three birds specified...

Yeah, that would have been danger to me. That doesn't seem right. The ostrich, cranes and storks. Yeah you don't need to take a gun for a stalk but I'm taking one. Any one of those guys I can take out. Bam! Yeah, I'm shooting it. Any of those three birds on site. What's the fucking problem with a stalk? I try to go over to baby's. He's delivering babies. Yeah, we got enough. The crane's it.

Get him out of here. They got those real pointy beaks, at the children. This is also from North Carolina Zoo. In the event that the weapons team has called in for an animal escape, they must follow the following procedures. Step one, upon notification of a dangerous animal escape, proceed towards the nearest firearm storage cabinet. Step two, unless directed otherwise by the capture coordinator, must at weapons from the nearest cabinet and begin to proceed towards the area by the capture coordinator, must at weapons from the nearest

cabinet and begin to proceed towards the area of the animal escape. Monitor the radio for further instructions from the capture. I'm forming a posse. This is it. Me and my boys. These guys must fantasize about this. Oh, actually. Yeah, they're thinking about it.

We'll get to this later. But I want you the I'm talking about this so that the payoff is better later on. That Jibiru, I'm going to find for 50 calvans to the paste. It's always been looking at me weird. It's my time to shine. Step 3, the capture coordinator will identify the emergency weapons team members needed to respond fully early in the response. Depending on the staffing levels for any given day, there may be more weapons team members on site and available than needed to respond. Two teams of two weapons team members,

each are considered ideal for a response. He's recognized this sometimes is impossible. Step four. Any weapons team member specifically directed by the capture coordinator to mobilize should proceed with firearms as quickly and safely as possible to the rendezvous point or staging area. Step 5. If not called upon or needed for full response by the capture coordinator, return to return your mustered weapons to the cabinet and secure them. Then proceed to the rendezvous point as identified to assist with other duties. I like how they had to specify you to proceed to proceed to proceed to proceed to proceed to proceed to proceed to proceed to proceed to proceed to proceed to proceed to proceed to proceed to proceed to proceed to proceed to proceed to proceed to proceed to proceed to proceed to proceed to proceed to proceed to to the to the the the the to the to the the the to the the to to to Then proceed to the rendezvous point as identified to assist

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So don't hold your guns up and out with your finger on the trigger running. I'm just imagining an excited toddler with a fucking MP5 ready to pray and spray. Ready to shoot a lion. Point six, whenever available staffing levels allow, weapons team members should respond and work in teams. No loan gunman out there. Yeah, you never split up. Step 7. Keep all firearms secure and follow all gun safety rules at all times when transporting them to an emergency response site. Step 8. Do you want this crane killed or not? Yeah. Step 8, when at the

rendezvous point or staging location, discuss recapture plans, safety concerns, eg. Eg cross-fire potential, location of other staff or visitors in the area? Like, step. Step. Step. Step. Step. Step. Step. Step. Step. Step. Step. Step. Step. Step. Step. Step. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. Steps. to. Steps. to. Steps., e.g. crossfire potential, location of other staff or visitors in the area. Likely having an abatable attack. Dying in the zookeeper crossfire. No, crossfire potential is good. You got this set up. The crane is directly between the two of us and we're going to each fire at the same time and just see what happens. that thin little neck. Take up positions as directed by or coordinated with the capture coordinator. Step 9. The capture coordinator should authorize emergency weapons team members to discharge firearms before they are fired.

Weapon should not be fired unless one of the following criteria is met and we fired if either of the first two criteria are met and a safe shot can be taken. Criteria A. A. A person's life is in imminent danger. if either of the first two criteria met and a safe shot can be taken. Criteria A, a person's life is in imminent danger. Criteria B, it appears an animal is likely to attack. Criteria C. A dangerous animal is about to leave the containment on the zoo grounds. Brackets breach the perimeter fence or enter an area within the perimeter fence where control of the situation is compromised or lost. This applies to most dangerous animals, but may be over the the the the the the to to the to to to the the the the the to to their their their their their their their their their their their the person the person the person the person the person the person the person the person. A the person the person the person's thuiliter. A person's the person's the person's the person's the person's the person's the person's the person's the person's the person's the person's the person. A the person. A the person person person person person person. the person. the person. the person. the person the person the person the person their person their person their person their their their their their their their their their their thoe. thoe. the. thea person's person's thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thi person's person's person's person's person's person's their person's their person's the perimeter fence where control of the situation is compromised or lost. This applies to most dangerous animals but may be overruled by the capture coordinator.

This is so funny. Just picturing these guys are in like a foxhole and it's like, I've got him, I've got the shot. He's in there and he's like, you wait for my call. Working their way through the flow chart. I'm picturing the fall the fall of the fall of the fall of the fall of the fall. A their their their their way through the flow chart. I'm picturing the fall of Saigon type helicopter lift out of the zoo once the situation is lost. Suspension of firearms discharge authorization. It is recognized that conditions may not allow for the time or ability of the capture coordinator to consider and grant such authorization. If a human life is in imminent danger from an escaped zoo animal, any weapons team member

has the authority to discharge their weapon to dispatch the animal as long as the shooting angle, available backstop, range of the firearm, position of other humans and other safety considerations have been carefully considered. A turtle was coming around at me. Yeah, I'd no choice. I have the authority. It's in the document. Another 15 or 20 minutes and he would have had me. Now the following are the responsibilities of the weapons team members in the event of a person inside an exhibit? So sort of the opposite of what I just described.

Mm-hmm. Weapons teams must be deployed immediately if the victim is in a dangerous animal exhibit. Lion, Cougar, Tiger, polar bear, grizzly bear, elephant, elk, chimpanzee. They should put the chimp up the front of that list. Elephant one still, like I get, you know, that thing will just head by you to death without a second's thought. But also they seem like such... Did you run, did you see the, did we all see all see all see all see all see all see all see all see all see all see all see all see all see all see the news the news the news the news the news the news the news the news the news the news the news the news the news the news the news the news the news the news the news the news the news the news the news the news the news the news the news the new the new the new the new the new the new the new the new the new the new the new the new the new the new the new the new the new the new the new the new the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. tip. news story from within the last week of so I think it was in Thailand where... The elephant tearing a guy apart? Yeah, there's a dude who was just like working his elephant really, really hard in an incredible

heat wave for too long and then he said, keep working and the elephant said, what if I literally pull you in half. Would you like that? Yeah, and then he did that instead. It's like, and the, and the, the, the elephant. It's, the elephant. It's, the elephant, the elephant, the elephant, the elephant, the elephant, the elephant, and the elephant, the elephant, the elephant, and the elephant, the elephant, and the elephant, and the elephant, th, th, the elephant, the elephant, the elephant, the elephant te, teating teo, teo, taring taring taring taring taring taring te, te, te, te, the elephant, the elephant, the elephant, the elephant, the elephant, the elephant, the elephant. El the elephant. El the elephant. El the elephant. the elephant, the elephant, the elephant. the elephant, the elephant, the elephant, the th. th. the, the elephant, the elephant, the, the elephant, the elephant, the elephant, te. Elie, tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, tea, t literally pull you in half. Would you like that? Yeah and then he did that instead. It's like now I don't have to work anymore because the guy who has the stick is over here and also over there. And if you don't like your job, you can do that. So you can do that. So you think about. Case of the Mondays. I'm that elephant. Not like a case of the steves, because there's two of him now. Because I've ripped him half. There's two of them. I get it. Yeah. Responding weapons team members will minimally take one shotgun to the scene of the incident.

The shotgun is the likely weapon of choice due to the short range of fire needed shooting into an exhibit and the reduced potential for slug rounds fired to ricochet or penetrate exhibit rockwork. Oh, you don't want to wreck the rockwork? No. However, a 0.375 rifle should also be taken to the scene if a person is in an exhibit containing elephants, rhinos or bison slash elk due to the large size of these animals and their exhibits. Weapons team members should bring both types of weapons whenever possible to cover multiple or changing circumstances. If both weapons can be brought to the scene, the 0.375 should be brought to the scene, the

0.375 should be brought to the scene, the point 3.75 should be brought to the scene as having two weapons teams is desirable whenever possible. On weekends and holidays this is usually not possible. Oh. One shotgun and one rifle are kept in each of the six gun cabinets distributed around the zoo side. These animals just got a know to escape on a holiday. Yeah it's Labor Day, I am out. They need a fuck all you all. They just need Bob Lee Swagger posted up, pointing his 50 cow at that elephant. Oh, he's a mile away. Bob Lee Swagger hasn't even left home. Shooters that are positioned themselves in such a manner that the line of sight is clear, danger to the public or other personnel is minimal, and chances for a stray bullet or ricochet are minimized. Shooters are to use their own discretion to fire and do not have to wait for the instruction of the rescue coordinator. Hell yeah. Shooters are to shoot to kill and not just

to wound the animal. Care is to be taken to shoot the animal without harming the person the exhibit. Shooters can use the shotgun to distract the animal by discharging around into the dirt near the animal. Does it say anything about? Does the same. Does the same. Does the same. Does the same. Does th. Does th. Does th. Does th. Does th. Does th. Does th is is say anything. Does th is say anything. Does it is say anything. Does it is say anything. Does it is say anything. Does it say anything. Does it say anything. Does it say say say say say say say anything. Does it say anything. Does the same say say say say say say say say say say say say say say say say say say say say say say say say say say say say say say say say say. Does. Does. Does. Does. Does. Does. Does. Does. Does. Does. Does. Does. Does. Does. Does. Does. Does. Does. Does. Does. Does. Does. Does. Does. Does. Does. Does. Does. Does. Does. Does is say say say say say anything. Does is say anything. Does. Does. Does. Does. Does, they left that out. Like it's open season. Yeah. I mean this copy of the document I think is from 2016 so they might have updated it since then to be like zoos closed for you. Do you reckon that the guys who are on these teams are like at home playing a modified version of Six Sege where they're replacing the models of of the other characters with like chimps. You mean are they playing the game that we invented? Oh yeah yeah yeah like a week

ago? I think so yes. Are these teams just like guys who work at the zoo? Or are they... I'm so glad you asked. And we'll be getting to that shortly. But first, here is the complete list of weapons equipment available to the weapons team at the North Carolina Zoo because that's a publicly facing document for some reason. Hell yes. They have six Winchester Model 1, 12 gauge shotguns with a barrel for 2 and 3 inch shells and rifle sites. The magazines hold five shells. Did they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th. I th. I the. I the. I the. I the. theee. theee. theat the. thee. they they they they they they they they they they two and three quarter inch or three in shells and rifle sites. The magazines hold five shells. Did they specify whether they use a buck or slug rounds in that? I think they don't actually say. They did mention earlier that they would um that they did like

slugs over bullets because of the lowered ricochet chance. They might be slug rounds. Increased distance, lowered spread potential modifier, etc. If you're outfitting you guys in XCOM. Yeah, look, we've all played, call it duty before. One Remington Model 870, 12 gauge shotgun with barrel for 2 and 3 quarter inch or shorter shells in rifle site, magazine holding four six Winchester Model 70.375 H&H mag rifles one with a peep site one with a scope and four with rifle sites now I've never heard of the 375 before and I looked it up and it's from 1912 so the end

it's literally and it's literally for killing game so they are using some blunderbuss ass caliber that's like... Blunderbuss official gun of the show. It's known as the Winchester M70 Safari Express. Yeah, we're talking. And it looks like they have updated the name from previously being called the Winchester Model 70 African Express. Jesus. They have two Enfield 303 rifles used only for target practice.

One Sears and Robuck model 2,200 semi-automatic 22 caliber rifle used only for target practice. I reckon you could get it. If you were in like life-for-death situation with a mere cat. Yeah, you probably take the turtle out with the 22. You want a semi-automatic? We want like an M4 for some mere cats. And this one's interesting because they actually left the model number and the make out. They have one XX model xx.

point 223 rifle with a scope used only for the dispatch of native predators if required. So I don't know what's going on there. Is that like coyotes or? They got a sniper? Yeah, just for taking out rats. Spare ammo sleeves on all shotguns and rifles. Spare ammo sleeves on all shotguns, holding five rounds each. Spare ammo sleeves on all point to throwns. Multiple sets of protection ear protection, spare ammunition for all weapons, gun cleaning equipment and supplies, storage carrying cases, one each for spare ammo and cleaning supplies, swift model 700 T, 12 to 36 by 50

millimeter zoom spotting scope, scope on one Remington rifle, orange safety vests and broom handles stored in gun cabinets to be used instead of actual weapons during drills. How often are you doing these drills? I think I might also be able to answer it. They could do with a few less guns. You reckon? You say that until, you know, the incident. Yeah, until there's a lion on me.

Yeah. Now you were asking about who it is that actually has to do these and it's everyone. Right? So all keepers and ranges. Basically everyone on the zoo staff that isn't like selling ice cream at the kiosk. Everyone's on the weapons team. Yes. So but there are some requirements for's on the weapons team. Yes. So but there are some requirements for being on the weapons team and I will read them out to you. First requirement you must successfully complete a gun safety course. I'm out. I'm out.

Preferably conducted by a consultant from a local law enforcement department, currently the Randolph County Sheriff's Department, so you're going to a quick weekend dog shooting course. Other qualified weapons use instructors, for example, one with an NRA instructor's certification, certification may be considered. Second requirement is you must participate in a minimum of six range practice sessions. Prior experience can be counted for some, but not all. You have to qualify at least once on rifle and shotgun accuracy qualification criteria that they have. Are they training a fucking SWAT team at the North Carolina Zoo? Yeah, except probably slightly more than SWAT teams are trained. You need to have a good familiarity

with the North Carolina Zoo site, so you have to have been working there for at least three months. You need to be comfortable with handling and using weapons and have personal confidence in your ability. You need to have the confidence of the general curator that you can handle weapons in an emergency situation. You need to be in good physical health with no medical restrictions pertaining to the safe use of weapons. What about mental illness

though? What if I'm, I mean not what if I am, I am mentally ill so. Yeah, how do I get there? Yeah. What if you're having a case of the Mondays? Yeah. If you have a medical condition preventing you from safely or accurately using weapons, you have to report these to the general curator immediately. Oh, I'm perfectly sure I can be wonderfully accurate. But if you're like, hey, I might have an intrusive thought that I'll maybe shoot my own hand off out of curiosity the whole time that I have this, then it'll be like, you know what, you can go sell the ice creams. Why do you just pop that broom handle back in the case?

And we'll find something else for you to do today. And the final criteria is you must participate in one range practice session per month for six months after successful qualification. So they've got gun range practice once per month for the team at the North Carolina So. Yeah, yeah. But you know you're laughing at this because you're thinking well this would never come up you you think this is laugh-aul to you think it's crazy that they have. Has it ever come up? Well, I, so this isn't from the North Carolina Zoo but this is a new story from this very week. This is from K A-A-R-E-Nuse in Minnesota in Minnesota in Minnesota in Minnesota, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the-in, the-a, the-so, th, the-so, the-so, the-so, the-so, the-so, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the-so, the-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-n, the-n, the-n, tta-n, tta-a-n, tha-a-n, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, their, their, their, their, is from K-A-R-E News in Minnesota.

Tropical birds escape from Minnesota Zoo. Fuck. Mm-hmm. The Minnesota Zoo says, three African magpie shrikes escaped from its tropics building. And zoo officials are asking the community to help bring back two birds that are still missing. We feared this day would have, and we all thought, the tropical magpieieieie-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-n-o-n-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tode, tody-s, tody-s, tody-s, tody-s, toda, toda-s, to-s, to-s, to-s. toda-s. to-s. to-s. toda-s. to-s. to-s. tropical-s. to-s. tropical-s. to'-s, to'-s, birds that are still missing. We feared this day would have and we all thought the tropical magpie shrike could never escape. I have googled a magpie shrike. They're cool. It's like a small tropical bird right? So little. Yeah. Have you tried the H&H 375? This is a little guy. Have you tried to have you tried the H&H 375 Rhino Killer.

I want to get out the semi-automatic for those guys. We've got a small flight distance. The birds flew out of a door that had been mistakenly left open, according to a statement from a zoo official. See, now if you can do this with an African magpie shrike, you'll do it with a tiger. You needed to be muscle memory that you close those doors every single time. The zoo is asking people to look out for the birds still missing so they can be safely recaptured and return to their exhibit. So Audrey, keep an eye out for two African magpie shrikes. Also any of our other listeners in beautiful Minnesota.

Quote, if we get a live siding, we can respond immediately and have better luck in recapturing these tropical birds before winter, Minnesota Zoo assistant curator of birds, Benjamin Hubert, said in the letters the Minnesota Ornithologists Union. Why is he writing to... Oh I guess he's asking them to keep an eye out. Yeah. Right, okay, no, that makes a lot of sense, I guess. Now as somebody who makes a hobby of watching birds out in the wild.

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Once you've violated that flight distance, it's done. And then I guess at that point you can call the assistant curator of birds and you can say, Benjamin put me through to the head curator of birds, please. I'm sick this assistant curator th curator th curator th curator th bird th bird th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi' thi' thi thi thi' thi' thi' thi' thi' th. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi' thi' thi' thi'er'er'-I'-I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, thi, thi' thi' the head curator of birds, please. I'm sick of this assistant curator, shit. These birds have been missing for a week and you're doing fuck all. Get the big man on the line. The idea of birds flying out of a zoo is just so funny because that bird is fucking gone. You are never seeing that bird again. When, when we went on a little vacation recently,

we went to this wildlife habitat, right? We were up in, I'm assuming I can safely call it Far North Queensland at that point. Yes. Yeah, you were up in Far North Queensland, that's right. Yes. And so it was this like wildlife habitat, and they had like a big, couple of great big indoor aviary things and you know there was a bird just sitting on this railing as I walked up to him went ooh it was a magpie goose and I went look at you you you you ugly little fucker and hung out for a minute took a few photos of it and I was like cool

and then we left that enclosure which was all closed in and then went to like the next area which was all out in the open but th and th and th and the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the the the th. th. th. there was just there was just there was just there was just there was just there was just there was just there was just there was just there was just there was just the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the th. th. the. the. the. the. thee. the the the. the theeeeee. the theeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. the the the the the the the that enclosure, which was all closed in, and then went to like the next area which was all out in the open, but fenced in, and there were just theeps of the berth there too? I was like, what are you guys doing here? You don't have to be here. It's like, check out these cool kinds of ducks and they're all just hanging out. I was like, thr anytime. I remember I went to a zoo once and there was just like peacocks, just like dragon ass everywhere through the zoo?

They just let him roam, huh? Has it a ton of, well at least they did when I was a kid, there was like a ton of them wandering around? What's the go? Can't they fly? What's the go? Can't they? they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th. th. th th th th th th th th th th that? th th that their just just just just like that? th tho? they're just like just like they're just like just like that. that. that that that that that that their just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just their their th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that think they're relatively flightless. I think they're the chicken kind of flight, you know? They just hang out though. They can do a bit. Just let him roam. Yeah. You know, sometimes you go to a zoo and there's just like, you're like, you don't belong in here?

No. You don't have to be here. You're like a guy that walked into prison and is just like... So awesome. I think it's nice. It's nice. There are several... But they do belong in prison. Oh, what a fucking shit of a bird. Yeah. If I could do the Thanos thing andind that got rid of all the cliff races, except it gets

rid of all the noisy miners from Earth. There was a sign on the door of that big aviary thing. So they had like the double doors, you know, where it's like open, open this one and then go into this little... Like an airlock system. Anti-chamber, you know, and wait until it's closed and then open the next one. But on the first door, they had signs printed up and stuck on there with mug shots of specific birds and then their names written underneath. And it was like, I'm a piece of shit and I will try to sneak through.

I'm a piece of shit, and I will try to sneak through. I'm a criminal. As you go through here, and it was very funny to me the idea, because it's not like you can tell from looking around the place that you're looking at the magpie goose, named fucking Billy or whatever, you know. It's very funny to me to take a photo of that one. It seems like there is a little brick. You could like save a bunch of work by hanging a little sign around their neck going like I'm a huge piece of shit. Do not believe my lies.

Yeah. The birds are short-bodied, have a quote, unusual black and white color with long tails, and each have both a metal and color band. They are not considered a threat to Minnesota's ecosystem. What is unusual about the colors black and white is? Well I think they don't really have magpies in North America. So it's usual for us but they would look strange to American guys. To me that's completely normal. This is this motherfuck. It just looks like a cara Wong. Yeah. And a cara won if you're confused, looks sort of like a magpie. Magpie. Yeah. No, they don't. It looks like a crow. Carawong's look a lot like magpies. It do. Carawong is a magpie crow. Maybe you're thinking of the pie to

Corawong. Yeah, oh, that's the only kind I care to speak of. I guess I am. I don't know. I genuinely I think they're very different sizes. Carong is way bigger. They've got those crow kind of beaks you know. They'll be yellow eyes. Bird to this. I am kind of with you. Are they but they're passerine birds? What are we talking about here? They are not considered a threat to Minnesota's ecosystem and are quote part of an all female group that threat to Minnesota's ecosystem and are, quote, part of an all-female group that will be unable to reproduce, according to Zoo officials. Like Destiny's Child. Ah, the Dixie Checks.

They're not called the Dixie. They're not called the chicks. That's right. Yeah. The zoo is asking anyone who finds a bird fitting that description to call 952-4131, as soon as possible as possible as possible as possible as possible as possible as possible as possible as possible as possible as possible as possible as possible as possible as possible as possible0, as soon as possible with the date, time, and specific location of the bird sighting. No mention of a reward. I think people will probably do it out of the kindness of their own heart. Suckers.

I didn't get into bird watching without a promise of a sweet, sweet ransom. That's right. Calling the number, maybe I saw him, maybe I didn't. What's it to you? So, this is the fourth time you've called today. We do not care about them that much. Hi everybody, it's me. It's Theo.

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A lot of stuff out there in nature, isn't it? Some of that we catch, keep inside. Uh, some of that we don't. And then some of it, we do. Yep, like this guy. On Nature Corner. How fortuitous that we got a chance to use the horse specific one to demonstrate something that we said about an hour ago. That's right, yeah. This one comes to us from the racist post. Oh shit, I write that, wrote that wrong.

The racist post is not a real place. I thought they shut that place down. Unfortunately, it's where I get all my news. Sorry, I believe that is the racing post. I thought you were doing a joke and I was like the New York post. I also thought it was a joke about just like a British tabloid, you know? No I think I might have been thinking about racism while I was writing that tint to the document.

Sorry, that's fun. That's fun. That's fun. Mr. E buyer, Lewis Bloodstock, cool name. Yeah. You reckon, you know how like like like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like the the the the ba, like, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha, that, tha, that tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, Bloodstock, cool name. Yeah. You reckon, you know how like, people who are called like Baker and Archer and stuff? You think this guy's great, great, great granddaddy was just keeping some vials of blood around the place?

He just had some blood. He had a blood stock. Well, if you need any blood, he used the guy. You're going to find out about that name very, very shortly. Cool. Once again, not reading the stories pace off when I get to be pleasantly surprised. Mystery by a loose bloodstock made an eyebrow-raising splash, picturing the rock, at the Magic Millions National Yearling sale in June when the hitherto unknown identity purchased a

grand total of 22 yearling fillies for just shy of Australian one million dollars, that is 588,000 pounds or 688,000 euros to you, to be named the leading buyer at the season-ending auction on the Gold Coast. So just to be clear because there's some real fruity wording in there, this mysterious man, Lewis Bloodstock, purchased 22 horses for a million dollars. That's the takeaway that you should get from that paragraph. And what's that in a dollars per kilo? How much flesh am I getting?

I think the average yearling filly way. I got a lot of, got a fucking lot of jello to make. However, it now transpires that the figure behind the free-spending Lewis bloodstock outfit is former Magic Millions and Torreyburn's stud owner, Rob Ferguson. Then he is selling all 22 fillies, having purchased them during what he described as a, a quote medical episode Ha ha ha ha ha! There's a many things I enjoy about this.

The first is that like, this guy being announced is sort of like said as if it's a big reveal like, yeah. Oh, Rob? It's Ferguson? Now a thing you need to know about the racist post is that this is like an inside a, like inside baseball magazine for the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, for, the, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, for, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th.. It, it, the, is, is, is, it, it, it, it, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it, it, it, it, it, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the.a.a, th th th th th to know about the racist post is that this is like an insider, like inside baseball magazine for the, not just the horse insider, I hardly know, it's not just for the horse racing industry, it's for people that like professionally invest in and buy race or so one of the like most fucked horrible industries in the country, truly heinous. So that's why they're talking about all this shit as if it's normal.

So just to give you a big overview of it, here is what the headline of the story is, which really summarizes the issue. Mystery figure who bought 22 horses during medical episode to sell up. This rocks. Ferguson, who suffers from a lung condition, was in the midst of being taken off a course of steroids by his doctor, the side effects of which can be an experience of quote, invulnerability and euphoria. I feel fucking tremendous, I'm going to buy a million dollars worth of horses. I feel really a side effect. You just have a

manic episode because you stop taking steroids. I've had so many manic episodes and I've never even bought a single horse. Yeah. I've thought about it. And I've been on courses of steroids before and I've never had a manic episode. Quote it was like having been at the Magic Millions bar all day and then deciding to buy some horses. It felt like a great idea at the time, Ferguson said, who revealed that he conjured up the name, Louis bloodstock as it derives from the name of his dog, Lewis. What? You're a bitch, you take that name out of your fucking mouth. Well, well, well, well, oh, this is, like to me, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, this, like, like, like, like, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. this, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. this, like, like, like, like, this, like, this, like, this, like, like, like, like, like, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th well, well. Oh, this is, like to me, this is turning into a fun

story. Yeah. Ferguson began his irrepressible three-hour spending spring. All right, so, sorry, before you get into this, I really have to apologize. I was going to trim this article down, but there was like no paragraph that didn't have an insane combination of words in it. Like, I couldn't trim any of this out. Ferguson began his irrepressible three-hour spending spree with lot 1522, a filly by sort after first season sire trapeze artist. Bought midway through the opening session of trade. I would pay $10,000 to have Matt Berry read this article out. Eight lots later he added a filly by a US triple crown winner, American Pharaoh, and

proceeded to have the gavel knocked down a further 20 times in the space of the next 79 lots offered. You're really buying most of the horses, yeah. Yeah like a full quarter of the horses. Yeah, save some horses for the rest of us. At one stage, Ferguson bought seven of the next eight lots through the ring to have met their reserve after purchasing lot one five seven eight a daughter of reliable man for a four Australian $45,000. Ferguson also came away with fillies by champion sire written tycoon, Yarriman Park's informed sire hellbent and group one winning stallion,

Dundeele. While the most expensive is 22 buys was a filly by Daliie Seyle, Lonhro, for which Ferguson parted with 160,000 Australian dollars to get his hands on. The filly who is out of a half-sister to golden slipper winner and former Widden Stalingebring was one of two six-figure purchasers of Ferguson who 26 lots later added a filly by Harry Angel who is a granddaughter of group one winner Barinka for a the thir-F, thin, thian, thian, thian, thian, thian, thian, thian, thian, thian, thir, their, their, their, Ferguson, thir, Ferguson, their, Ferguson, Ferguson, their, their, their one forg one forgon, their, Ferguson's forgon, their 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1, thogen, thogen, thogen, thogen, thememememes, thian, thian,ers for Ferguson, who 26 lots later added a filly by Harry Angel, who is a granddaughter of group one winner, Barrinka, for $150,000. Amongst folks. He just never stopped and said, you know what, maybe I've bought enough horses today. I'm horse out. I'm horse to the gills right now. It's just that too-pane comic of the guy getting drunk and buying a whole bunch of medieval swords and then waking up with all his horses.

Oh my goodness. The thing is, you know, it's just like I bought another horse and I still don't feel full, you know. Among Ferguson's other purchases was a daughter of lean, mean machine half-sister to Macau stakes winner Goncibeau out of a stakes placed half-sister to incidentally King Lewis a stakes winner in Singapore. I love how they're talking about this like we know all the horses. Yeah this is insane this is like you know when people do that thing where they're like what English sounds like to non-English speakers. Yeah, this is insane. This is like, you know when people do that thing where they're like, what English sounds like to non-English speakers? Yeah. The words are washing over me, but I don't. Yeah, I feel like I'm having a stroke. This is like Tom Cruise is walking into the fucking orgy from eyes wide shut and they're all just fucking and sucking in there and they're like, this is normal to us. Yeah. And I mean it with it it it it with it with it with it with it with it with it with it with it with it with this is this is this is like this is this is this is like this is this is this is this is normal. this is normal. this is normal. this is normal. this is normal. this is normal. this is normal. this is normal. this is normal, this is normal, this is normal, this is normal, this is normal, th. th. I'm like, th. I'm like, th. I'm like, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I. I. th. I. th. I th. I th. I th. I'm like, th. I'm like, th. I'm like, th. th. th. th. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the is normal to us. Yeah. And I mean it with all all seriousness that all of these people

should be rounded up and we should harvest their bodies for trace minerals, calcium, etc. And use their biomass as fuel because they're clearly not doing fucking anything for us. They're out there buying a million dollars worth of feelings. That's not not true. That's not true. They took the wrong fucking drug cocktail. One night I took metazapine out of out of the blue and I woke up at 1 a.m. to get a drink and maybe eat like five cookies from the cupboard and I passed out and whacked my head on the hallway wall. That's what you're supposed to do. When you woke up you had 22 more horses than you previously did. And you're like, oh she, this is a desired by American Pharaoh. I have never woken up to having purchased 22 horses going back, scrolling back through

my PayPal history. A million bucks, that doesn't seem right. Oh no. Honey, do you know a King Louis? King Louis the second. I mean, I, I took too much value and got the time for an appointment wrong for the first time in my life. Every time they were talking about, uh, no one believes that. They keep talking about, shh. They keep talking about them, their like, their daughters, like, like, like, their daughters, their their their their, tha, tha, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to thi, to to to to to thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to thi, to to to to thi. to tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom.. thea, t shh, they keep talking about them, their like daughters and brothers and sons and stuff, and it just keeps making me think that the sentence is about a person. Yeah, this just sounds like some real Game of Thrones shit.

Yeah, I was thinking exactly the fucking compendium from the end of Game of Thrones, yeah, for horses. Yeah, game of horses. Yeah, okay so picture. The son of dames and sires. Picture that you don't know these are horses, right? And you go to a party and you're introduced to the following people. The daughter of written tycoon, a granddaughter of Sugar Bay, with other daughters, Rubik, Headwater, Vancouver, Brave Smash,

the daughter of Smart Missile, Spirit of Boom and Nacone. See your parents are kind of free spirits then? Who's going with it? Quote, I've had some good feedback from a few judges who have seen the horses and they tell me there are some nice fillies in the group, Ferguson said, so I may not have done too bad a job. Out of fucking 22 of them you would hope a couple were all right. Yeah. All 22 of the fillies who were promptly paid for by Ferguson and have since resided at Warrendaleondale Stud at... Yeah, bit of dabber?

Bit of Dabber, thank you. A lot of D's. We'll now be offered a sale with reserves of 50% of their purchase price in the next Magic Millions online sale. Oh! Still doing better than a fucking NFT. Did he buy these online? Yes. You can just buy a horse, like you can get way too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too d d d d d d d d d too d too d too da too da too da too da to da to da to da to da to to to to to to to to dabba to to to dabba ba ba ba ba ba ba bauba baubababababab. A tobababababababa ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba toba toba toba toba toba to da to da to da to da to da to da to da to da to da to da to da toa toa toa toa toa toa toa toba toaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa tapa tapa toa Did he buy these online? Yes. Was this an only, you can just buy a horse, like you can get way too drunk and just buy a horse.

How riles. Yeah. At an online auction, I guess, yeah. That's fucked up. I don't think like we can go online and just buy a horse. I think you've got to be like connected through the dark horse web. Yeah. Yeah. Yeahthe fillies are all unbroken and will be available for inspection from September 6th through to the sales close what either of those things be what unbroken they're spirited yeah it means you

don't actually know if they're going to be a good racehorse have you got to do the fucking mini game on the back of them like yes yes exactly it yeah keep the stick in the middle of the fucking minigame on the back of them? Like, yes, yeah, it's exactly it. Keep the stick in the middle of the circle. The sale will close on September the 9th, my birthday. A clinical and larynge's copy examination will be carried out upon arrival at the Magic Millions Complex with the reports of the vet's finding to be posted on the Magic Million sales page. Lucky. Uh, quote, one of the vendors has already offered to buy their filly back at what we paid for her as she felt that was sold too cheaply. I didn't accept the offer as I want the sale to be fair and transparent.

We bought 22 so all 22 will be re-offered, added Ferguson. Obviously it looks like I'm going to show a loss as I'm willing to to the hair the hair to the hair their a to theirkekekekekeke a their.. their their their to to to their to their to to their. to be their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be toe. I. I. I'm toe. I'm toe. I'm toe. toe. toeckeckeckeckeckeckeckl. teckl. te. te. tooe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. to'm going to show a loss as I'm willing to take a haircut on each horse, but it was never my intention to own these horses. Huh. When I purchased these fillies I'm sure I made a lot of vendors happy. This time around I will probably be making a lot of buyers happy too. Wasn't his intention to do anything I guess, who's just a fucking stoke. He's like I'm not going gonna make any profit. I was just like, I was fucked up back then. Also like the one vendor that they, that he references was not happy with the sale?

He, not at all. He tried to get it back because he didn't get enough for it. Well, that's, that's your problem. That's a Y-Yeah, and you fucked up. like a good half a million out of a man with too much money. Man whacked out on steroids with a million dollars burning a hole in his pocket and a desperate lust for fresh fillies. You can't, surely you can't just do backsees on that to be like, you know what? Let me have my horse back.

I do. I want that for more money now. It's so fucked up. These people are messed up. I'm wondering if maybe the website did like a fun animation every time you hit Bach. Yeah. Yeah. Like a little fireworks or some streamers animated down the page. And he was just fucking zoot.

Yay. I want to see that again. Get a little egg slide in from the side of the page, and it slowly like shakes and then cracks and a little horse pops out. Yeah. Click, you know? You got another horse.

They get delivered to your house? I hope not. What's the shipping included? I hope not. Shipping included? Is this guy taking a hair cut on shipping? Yeah, just put him around the back. Taking it around to just his horse shipping. Just having the delivery guy like walk it around the back to your normal domestic backyard with all the other horses standing there.

Here's the thing, I'm gonna be too fucked up to answer the door so none of that sign on delivery just leave it in the corner of the patio. Honey I gotta go down to the horse depot pick up on my yeah on the horses yeah they just stuck they didn't knock they stuck the card in the front of the door and now I'm gonna go pick him out. Now we're gonna go to Twang Business Centre on Ea thebore Street, which only has four car parks for some reason. Yeah, sorry it took me so long finding it, right up on the top shelf. What does it look like again?

Is it a parcel or a box? You know what it is? It's gonna be wrapped? wrapped No mate's 22 horses and Andrews had to tap out of the recording because his nose has started pleading It won't stop from a horse excitement He's thinking about buying 22 horses gave him a noseble I have a million dollars worth of horses I have gone to the doctor to see if he can quarterize this whatever is happening on the inside of my nose.

Did you go back again the next day when your appointment was? No, and he was like, oh, let me have a little look in there. He gets his little scopy thing and has a look and he's like, I can't see anything. So you'll have to go to a nose and throat specialist and Gives me a referral and they call me up and they're like all right So we might be able to get you in next year Oh, and I said let's not worry about it. See you. It'll be fun. Yeah, that may as well be a big 2050 Oh, no, oh no. Jesus Christ. Well, that about... And that's a podcast.

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