Boonta Vista - EPISODE 273: The Grunter Wears Gorman

Episode Date: November 10, 2022

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: Coyotes terrorising Ontario, disgruntled customers terrorising Salt Lake City, mysterious sounds terrorising Massachusetts, a rogue nurse, and zoomer foods.

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Well, hey there, my little murder muffins. Oh. Welcome to another installment of gruesome gut slaughter for the girlies. This week, we're going to dive right into Australia's dark underbelly. Take you through the case about a man known only as the grunter. Now the Grunter has never been caught, so he could still be out there somewhere getting away with shitting and rooting all over the place, so stay safe out there. I'm here with one of the lead investigators on the case, that's Theo, and he believes that Grunter may be hiding in.

Theo, which shop do you believe the grunter is most likely resigning in? Well look I think the thing is to keep in mind is that the grunter could be in any of the shops it could be in your it could be in your H&Ks it could be in your bloody loaze. Watch out for it. There's definitely a lose at Westfield Carandale. I bought two pairs of ruggers from that lose today. I was there one hour ago. And especially be on the lookout in Gorman. Very very very Gorman-centric guy. So it's also important to keep in mind just take whatever I say is golden by the way, yeah, so If you can just take what I say and just repeat it to your listeners

That'd be that'd be great. Thanks for thanks for doing us cops proud on murder mysteries and girl histories or whatever it is. Yeah, yeah, you're welcome. The grunter does wear gorman, purely gorman. You wouldn't know that about the grunter, but it's true. That's a big colorful. But such good prices as well. Oh, it's cheap, you know, it's a bargain. Love Gorman. Also with me is Ben, former close friend of the grunter, who was shocked to find his friend was responsible for a slew of rooting and shitting across the Brisbane area. Ben, do you think the grunter was born evil or

was it the Brisbane climate that made him mad? It's so hard to ascribe human morality to the grunter. He is ostensibly a man, maybe, that's still unclear at this juncture, but you know he's just, do we blame a bird for flying? Do we criticize a fish for swimming? You know, the grunter roots and shit's because that's what a grunted does. He's not... He's a platonic ideal of the grunter. Yeah, the grunter is the grunter. And it's hard to tell if he would continue doing what he does if he hadn't gone for a swim in the Brisbane River and sucked in the dark seed corrupting his soul etc. There's two things that happen if you drink water from the Brisbane River accidentally. One is your stomach explodes like that one guy or you turn into the grunter.

And we hope there's only one grunter out there. Oh my god. Can you imagine? another. No terrifying to think that that that that that that that th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the theatu the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the te te teeeeeeeeeatuuuu tea teauuu. teauu. teauu. toeauu. theee the one grunter out there. Oh my God. Can you imagine? No, I'm terrifying to think about. That would be the one thing that we didn't want to happen if there was more than one grunter. It's time of course for this is the one thing we didn't want to happen. This is the one thing we didn't want to happen. We're going to go through so many fucking stories without Andrew here today. It's only three minutes in. Just as an aside, I don't have any anecdotes. If you're one of the people listening to this show who likes photoshopping things and you want to make a mock-up version of the Devil Wears Prada poster, but it's the gruntle-wears

Gorman. I'd really love that. It would be great. So this was, I've been badgered to do this story by a friend of the show, my friend and boss Beck, who's told me about something that's important that's happening in Canada that we have neglected to report on. This is a story from, I didn't say where, interesting. Anyway, the headline is Coyote attacks, oh it's from CBC. Coyote attacks continue in Burlington, Ontario as City Reports Seventh Incident. Huh. Like that's a lot. Yeah, that seems like a few coyote attacks, right? Yeah.

Now, to me a coyote is something that exists like, in the wild, or like perhaps in like a Warner Brothers cartoon. They're not, you don't think of them as a the their their their their their their their their th. I thi thi thi. I thi. I they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're thi like in the wild, or like perhaps in like a Warner Brothers cartoon. They're not, you don't think of them as a traditionally metropolitan creature. Burlington, as of the 2016 census, had a population of 183,000. Oh. So like it's like, so many coyote attacks per capita. One and half Macias. Yeah, it's about one and a half Macias, which is the useful metric that we all use for town size. It's almost a Hobart. It's two-thirds of a Hobart.

And it's about three Harvey Bays, I think. Officials in Burlington are reporting a seventh attack on a resident by a wild coyote. The city of Burlington said the incident took place at a home on Lakeshore Road near Tucker Creek at around midday on Saturday. That resident must be worn out by now. That's just fun you could have with semantic ambiguity. The city said a woman was in the back of her yard resting when a coyote bit her knee. She was taking a hospital and treated officials said. Resting is like, what do you mean?

Strange freight, like were you sunbaking? Was she lying in a hammock? When a coyote grabbed her by the knee? Just sitting still in a deck chair for six hours at a time? Was she just cop in a squat squat and resting for a spell? Is this like a eyes a heavy resting or is this a convalescing resting? Or could it just be resting like in a longer sort of term of just like taking a breather from the stress of life for a couple of months? Could be. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. I had to say. The coyote attack is the latest in a string of incidents reported in the Burlington area. On September 11, the city activated a crisis management team to respond to the attacks after

a resident was attacked, a long-term care home in the area. That's a worst thing that's ever happened on September 11. Yeah, it sure is. That attack took place just after 8 a.m. on Saturday morning when a coyote attacked a resident on a patio at a home on New Street in the Roseland area. Another coyote has hit the resident. Quote, she was relaxing at a work to the pain of a coyote behind her in the hip area. Oh. There's a common theme here. Don't relax. Just don't rest. If you are going to be just malingering on your deck or something in Burlington, Arlington, Burlington, Burlington. The coyote is just going to run up and bite you on the dick.

That's just accepted fact. That guy looks like you slack it off. Yeah. The world is going to spawn one behind you out of your field. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the. the. the. the. the. The world is going to spawn one sort of behind you out of your field of vision and it will be in aggressive mode. Sort of like the random enemy spawns when you go to sleep in Morrow and. Yeah. It is like that. She was relaxing and to work to the pain of the coyote boating her in the hip area city spokesperson Carla Mark will previously send her nice. Yeah. You're really trying to. Oh no. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. It the the the the the the the the the th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It will will will will will will will th. It will will will the the th. It will will will th. It will th. It will th. It will th. It will th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It will th. It will the the th. It will thi thi. It will the thi. It will the. It will the. It will will thi will will the thi will will will thi. It will th. It city spokesperson Carla Marshall previously said their place yeah

You're really trying to be more no the coyote was startled when she woke up but tried to approach her again she was able to scare it away Burlington Mayor Marianne Meade Ward interesting said on September 13th that she believed the attacks may be caused by a family of coyotes. Just a really angry family. Yeah. Bad genes. It's in the blood I guess. Oh, we've got some coyotes with the evil gene here it says. She said that the assessment was made following recent consultations with the ministry of natural resources and forestry on the previous six coyote encounters in the city. So they've looked at the encounters and they've gone. This can't be the work of one coyote.

No, it could just be one extremely pissed off. But it doesn't make sense for there to be just multiple coyotes. Therefore, it's some sort of family unit. Quote, they are territorial. Yeah, and their bonds are strong. One family could take up as much as a 15 kilometer radius and all of the attacks have occurred well within that. Mead Ward previously told 900 CHMLs Hamilton today. Yes, that's a long way to roam. And a lot of effort to kind of keep your territory, especially if there's... there must be like upwards of a hundred or 150 pensioners in that 15k radius that they've got a bite on the hip.

If they're chilling, yeah. Just running the streets. Just waiting until someone's relaxing. You try to set some down time. Yeah, now's my chance. Quote, so the first three we were able to identify and euthanize that coyote. Sorry to hear that. But there are other members of that same family that we are now tracking with the help of the mystery staff.

And now they've got a fucking vendetta. Yeah. You've killed him. The coyote behind the most recent attack is described as having, quote, the same characteristics, a smaller sandy-colored coyote as the sixth coyote attack. Yeah, coyote-shaped, coyote-colored. Smells like coyote. Officials are reminding residents to report sightings and telling them not to feed wild animals. Burlington residents can be docked $300 for hand-feeding or ground-feeding wildlife

on private or public property. That's my business. People may feel that they're well-meaning by feeding wildlife, but they're actually signing their death warrant, said Meade Warrant. What? Like their death warrant? Yeah, their death warrant? Oh, I get you. I guess it could be... It's probably the animals. I thought it was the... Yeah, if you feed him, they're gonna fucking kill you. If you give a hamburger patty to that coyote,

it's gonna come back the moment you start watching TV and bite your fucking legs off. I don't know how they're gonna be able to contain this problem. My recommendation to the citizens of Burlington, Ontario is to get the fuck out of there. And how would you leave? You'd leave on a plane. It's time for Plainly Speaking. Ah, this is your captain speaking. Please return your seats for their upright positions as we are coming in hot on another edition of Plainly Speaking.

Don't know if they'd have an airport there in Burlington. Oh, they've got an airport for sure. If Harvey Bay has an airport, population around 60,000, Burlington Ontario has an airport. Let's find out. Or at least a guy with a light plane. The Burlington Executive Airport Code is CZBA. Makes sense. They've got an executive airport. What's going on in Burlington? That's cool. That's pretty fancy. Hey, makes sense. They've got an executive airport. What's going on in Burlington?

That's cool. That's pretty fucking fancy. Hmm. What? They need to get out here there with the coyote situation gets too hot. That's they've only just built it. We have no other choice. This is a story from Deseret News.

Man angry about flight cancellation carjacks multiple vehicles causes five crashes, police say. We've all been there. Yeah, it is really annoying. It's pretty annoying. It's pretty annoying. It's pretty annoying. It's never had a flight canceled on me entirely while I was there.

I've had it delayed substantially, but never canceled. That'd be fucked. A man angry about his flight being cancelled at the Salt Lake City International Airport early Friday, carjacked two cars and tried to steal two more, then hit several vehicles in Salt Lake and Summit counties where he was taken into custody, police say. Why did he do that? Yeah, this is strange to me because if he was like running late for his flight, I've got to catch that flight, get out of that car. But, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, but no, their their their their their their their th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. thi's th. that, that, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, th, th, th, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi's thi's the, they're theea''''a'a'ea'ea'ea'ea'er. thea'ea'ea'ea'er. thea'er's thea' thea get out of that car. But no, he's gone there, they've gone. So unfortunately, fly has been cancelled.

We apologize. It's out of our hands. I'm not gonna pay for your accommodation because this is not due to our fault or whatever. And he's gone. You know what? It's time for about four hours of psycho time. Yeah, I'm going to do you get bored at Grand Theft Auto, or you just see how many stars you can get how quickly. The wild morning began about 5 a.m.

when Salt Lake Police received information about a 20-year-old man who became combative at the airport after becoming upset. That is so early to start, you're fucking spree. Maybe he hadn't had his first cup of coffee. Yeah, no, they were talking to him before he even had it. He got up early for his flying, it was cancelled. That'd make you mad. Like if he's... You'd be human. They'd put you on the next plane.

You'd be fuming. Like if the police got the call at 5 a.m. It's pretty reasonable to assume he's been there for like half an hour, at least minimum. This guy's been up at like 3.30 in told him his flights canceled. They've given him a $10 voucher for the mad mex in the food court. Uh-huh. Is this Utah to Denver? Yeah. Yeah, that's right. He'd probably had business. I don't think that's far. He became combative at the airport after becoming upset that his flight to Denver had been canceled, at learned that the pastor had actually left the area and had carjacked someone at the airport, he said. Now, it really takes off from here. Was he driving in Denver or just for fun?

Yeah, that was my other option, right? That he's just like, fuck it. I'm just enjoying, I'm so in love with the thought that they're like, sorry, so your flights canceled and his PV flag is flicked on. He's done the really janky GDA 3 walk over to a car, set a wise crack as he's like pulled the guy out. This is mine now. The man left the area in the stolen vehicle and crashed into another vehicle near the intersection of 900 West and 2100 South, according to Weisberg. The man then made a U-turn and allegedly crashed into a second car.

Maybe he doesn't know how to drive. I thought he just give it a go. Hey, just give it a go. The man then tried to steal an SUV and the female driver, who was wearing a seatbelt pushed the man away and told him to get away from her as he tried to pull her from the seat, Weisberg said. He gave up and took off in the car he had taken at the airport. Police say the man then got onto the freeway to the south Salt Lake where he hit another vehicle and nearly crashed into a building at 2860 South West Temple. This guy just doesn't the to drive. He is just going crazy mode. He's been he's been sent mad by the Salt Lake City smell. Yeah. The classic SLSC. I'm gonna go with.

Not. Uh-huh. I am slowly losing my mind. Yeah, how do you reckon you smell city? I think... What's the fuck? What's going on? Salt Lake City Police initially reported that the man used a gun during that carjacking, but in a later update, they said they were, quote, working to determine whether the man used a firearm during his carjacking. So he didn't. No. That's just like the man had never east on Interstate 80 and is accused of causing five crashes, including two driving up Parlies Canyon. One was a rollover near Parlies Summit and the next trucash happened about two miles

away. This is the whole fucking city switched to GTA physics. Two people were taken to hospital with injuries that did not appear to be life-threatening, said Utah Highway Patrol Sergeant Cameron Rodin. After the stolen vehicle was disabled in the fifth crash, the man tried to carjack more vehicles on the eastbound side of Traffic Road and Ted, but he was unsuccessful in those efforts. In for a penny, in for a pound. These are be carjackings. The man then tried to go into the westbound lades, quote, throwing rocks and hitting a truck. truck truck truck thea thea thea the the thea then tried to go into the westbound lanes, quote, throwing rocks and hitting a truck. The vehicle stopped and the driver got out of the pickup truck, according to Rodin.

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He's got so many crashes in that time. Yeah. Does it look like it that's impressive? It's a lot. He was taking the hospital for observation. He's fit. And police say he'll later be booked into the summit county jail for investigation multiple charges. He's 20. He's 20. 20 year olds can do that that youthful enthusiasm. He's that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's got that's got that's got that's got that's got that's got that's got that's got that's got that's got that's got that's got that's got that's got that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the they. they. He's they. they. they. that's they. that's that's they. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that hour 15 rampage? He's not even going to be hung over the next day. Yeah, no, his knees might hurt. Yeah. Ready to do it again. Yeah. He's going to pop out a jail the first time that the the policeman falls asleep, kind of leans his chair back, hitting the bars, keys dangling. It's going to take those keys, go into the armory. You get Spaz 12, maybe an M4 from there. I don't think you can say that anymore.

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And it is... And it is... Carjacking? Yeah. It is actually, that is probably one of our main contact points with Zuma culture at this point. Yeah. That's all we've got. That's what I know they're into. They like vaping, carjacking, and some fast foods. And it's time to find out which fast foods in from this letter that got sent into the

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It is. That's true. This is an email that was sent into us from listener Nathaniel. I'm going to get you guys to look in the document, which is something I would normally never ask you to do because there's a graph in there you're going to want to have eyes on. Nathaniel writes, hello lovely hosts, which I think it's just the three of us. Hey. Definitely. I was listening to episode 272, brackets, millions of hog dollars, and realized I could help with your question on zoom of fast food preferences. I'm a high

school teacher in an Australian public school and figured I'd put the question to several of my junior classes, mostly year seven and eight students, which are 13, 14 year olds. Hey guys, here's a question from a podcast I listen to. Under no circumstances, can you listen to it to it to it to it to it to it to it to it? to it to to to to to to to to to the their to their their their their their their their their their their podcast I listen to under no circumstances. Can you listen to it? I ask them to rank various options from F to S tier and have attached the summary of their ratings So you can see it for yourselves amazing. Yeah, that's in terms that they understand? Yes. Some work here. Some work here. They consistently voted for KFC as their S-tier preference, followed by sushi. It's worth noting that I work in a fairly high socio-economic area, so that probably has something to do with it too. But they also rated Nando's quite highly.

When listening, I suspected that Guzman and Gomez was going to be a favorite, and that appears to be true. There were big McDonald's fans when asked more about it, but were also mad that I didn didn't include HSP as an option. Is that still cool? Yeah, I mean it's just objectively good. I don't think it's trendy anymore. You know when it was like a meme food there for a while? Yeah, for a while there. It's fucking taskity though. This is consistent with any type of excursion too where go to McDonald's. So I'm glad that hasn't changed. Yeah. Because that's that seems like a universal experience. I'm seeing sulses really low. Really low. No. No. No. the sauces. No. No. the sauces. thanks of salsas, shut it down. I'm sicker looking at it.

If you have a sulses or a sombrero, kill you. No. No. The groups also agreed that pizza that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that the that that the their their s s s sauces. that sulses. that sulses. that sulses. that sulses. their sulses. Souls. Sources is sulses. that's sulses. Sels suls suls suls. I's sulses. I's sulses. I's sulses. their sulses. their sulses. their si. their si. their si. their si. their si. their si. their si. their si. their si. their si. their si. their si. th. th. I th. I th. Sources. Sources. I th. Sources. Sources. Sources. I th. Sources. Sources. Sources. Sources. Sources. Sources. I sulses. Sels. I sulses. I's si. I's it down. I'm sick of looking at it. If you have a sulses or a sombrero, kill you. No. The groups also agreed that pizza was great, but had different opinions on which franchise and said it was an unlikely pick if out with friends. You're not having a couple of slices of a czar? No bros? You're not zarin together? Wow. There's definitely a difference in their personal preferences compared to what they would get with a group of friends, but the average Zoomer in my school isn't anti Nando's. Hope this shared some light on the 40 minute talking point.

Yeah, it does. It's almost like a criticism, Nathaniel. Smooch's friend of the show, Nathaniel. Now, yeah, so he's given this to us as a, Theo, how would you describe this type of chart? I wouldn't, no, but it's very visually appealing. It is. Yeah, he's got the proportions and... How do we read this?

S-T is in the dark blue. Yeah. Is that what a scatter plot? Is that what a scatter plot is? No. No, scatterplot's just a regular ass plot. Yeah, I've got no fucking idea what this is. But it's from looking at it, you can get a pretty good idea that they love sushi, they

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It depends what you're getting. And plus there's always just like one teenager and maybe a pit bull behind the counter if you're lucky. They're so young. They're like 14. And they're just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just like like like behind the counter if you're lucky. They're so young. They're like 14. And they're just like yelling at each other the whole time. It's organized chaos. Yeah, my recollection last time I went to KFC is that the kitchen always has some sort of really high frequency beeping going on as well.

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They are not that keen on hungry jacks to look at pretty middling on it. Not super keen on Lord jacks to look at pretty middling on it. Not super keen on Lord of the Fries either. I think they think Red Rooster is chuggy. I'm surprised anyone's eating Red Rooster. It's still got some S-tier on Red Rooster. Which is weird because Red Rooster is now trying to muscle in on KFC territory. All their billboards in Brisbane are about how they do fried chicken as well. It's not going to happen.

No, it's never going to fucking happen, Red Rooster. Give up. Spudbar is being absolutely demolished. You guys want to go down to Spudbar after school? I feel like that's Gen X shit. You're uninvited from my birthday party. Grilled surprisingly like a lot of bees and seas there, but few fs, which is weird. Because I thought grilled, again, was shit for millennials. They like noodle box that I can understand.

They feel okayish about mad mex. They are actually pretty on the money with the ranking of the various Mexican places. They've got Sulsas and Zambrero are down in the fucking pits because they suck ass. Absolutely heinous. I would like to have seen some better rankings for Mad Max personally, but I think that might just be my personal preferences. Yeah, Gusman Gomez I think has, they've got the financial kind of backing just a steam roll, everyone else. And I think that's sad because I don't mind a Mad Max.

I think that the serving size is more appropriate to me because Guzman you either get like a burrito the size of a Tick-Tac box or you go the large, which is, you know, something you can fight off attackers with if you need to, if you're in a carjacking or a coyote bite situation. These are some great callbacks you're doing the earlier segment. Yeah, I'm loving it. Hey, you remember that from three minutes ago? We also got like 40 emails about this.

Like more than we have ever received about anything else. In the wake of the, the Milk Bag saga, we got an unbelievable amount of emails about that. And then this happened and I'm like, oh my God, people are actually listening to the show. And a lot of them are 21 and are like, yeah, Nando's is fine. It's mostly what I got from it. It's good to know. But I would like to hold my strong, not at all nuanced opinion, because it's more funny to me to objectively believe that no no Zuma is going to Nando's. Yeah.

Just don't do it. Go somewhere else. Have some self-respect. Consider a spud bar. I think if you saw a whole bunch of 17-year-olds eating at a spud bar, I think that would be a sign that something had gone wrong. I think it would be both ominous and portentous. It's time for omens importance. You shall see hail fall from a clear sky and burn his fire upon the ground.

You shall see darkness cover Egypt when the sun climbs high to noon. And you shall know that God is God and bow down to his will. So a story from WYCN news in Boston, constant humming in dead of night mystifies sleepless Peabody residents. I think we've been too, we've gone too long without a mystery noise segment. Yeah, I was thinking of you when I saw this. Yeah, going back to the, the mystery scream. Yeah, the big industrial scream metallic sound from Jim's wet dome.

Yeah, is that, huh? What a wonderful memory you got there. This starts off so well. This is maybe the perfect Budavista opening sentence for an article. People living around a gelatin plant in Peabody, Massachusetts, are used to the smell. Not the noise that they say is waking them up in the middle of the night. I guess if you move next to a gelatin plant, you can't complain about the gelatin smell. Honey, can horses scream? Is this new? To horses hum? The horses do an almost subsonic vibration. I know, the horses have discovered religion.

Relaxing 432 megahertz horsehung. Quote, it's just this constant humming, neighbor Beverly Dunn said. Neighbor is such a funny word here. She's just a neighbor. A neighbor to the gelatin plant. Oh, the place where they render the horsehoves? Yeah, they're my neighbors, in a sense. The noise from the direction of the rootlot plant goes off about 1 to 3 a.m. daily, according to neighbors. Who up humming the horse?

3.42 a.m. going back for more humming ominously. Quote, a lot of people say, oh it's been a factory for all those years. Yeah it has, but we've never had noise like this, Dunn said. Such a new. Yeah, the humming just started, which is... ominous. Yeah. Some residents tell NBC 10 Boston, they've not had a good night's sleep in more than a year. That's a long time to have a really long. I would have moved by then. How loud is this humming? Yeah, how loud? You can't sleep through it? It's like all the background noises in a razor head. It's just sort of permeating everything. Vibrating your teeth in the middle of the night.

Probably should see that. NBC 10 Boston contacted Rouselot. I can't tell if it's Russolo or Russo. It could be French. Rouselow. Let's say that, with concerns from neighbors but did not hear back by late Tuesday night. Peabody councillor John Turco said he was going to speak with the city's health department about the issue. Quote, with the amount of residents that have complained, and I believe it's more than half dozen, so far that have had issues with this, I think it's most definitely something we need to look further into,

Turco said. If it needs to become an issue that we bring before the Peabody City Council in the Mayor's Office, they will definitely do that. NBC 10 Boston reached out to Peabody Health Department, but did not receive response as of Tuesday night. It's just like the meat thing. The butcher that just abandoned his shop with a whole bunch of meat in it and everyone's just like, well, they're just like, the th......... th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's just thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. N. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. B. B. th. th. thi. thi. B. thi. thi. thi. to. B. to. to. to. B. to. B. to. B. to. to. B. to. B. to. to. B. to. B. te. B. te. B. te. t we tried calling them. Yeah, they didn't pick up. What else are you gonna do? Couldn't knock on the door, that'd be rude. Here's a thing, if there's an ominous spiritual hum emanating from the far factory, I'm gravitating towards it.

You better believe I'm being pulled in. I don't hear it. Your body's being lifted up from your bed, sort of the the th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. th. th. th. th. tho, tho, tho, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii cruciform, and then you're gently gliding towards the hum. Yeah, I might go there of my own free will. It's my, it's my decision. I might stand around listlessly with dozens of my fellows staring at the source of the hum. Pushing at the, uh, at the razor wire fence until it bends and breaks. Until there's a critical mass of peopody people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people people their their their their their their their their theep-party residents sympathetically doing the hum themselves. Maybe they already are. Yeah. Maybe they are the hum. Maybe that's what's happening. This journalist clearly too scared to go and listen to the hum.

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After three confirmed earthquakes and multiple other mysterious booms last summer, officials sought to calm the shaken community with a public forum where a Boston College seismologist spoke. Don't like this, like move, just fucking move. Just move, get out of there. No contraire, I love this. Mysterious boops. You want to move to Pebody?? that? that? th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thoom- thoom- thoom- thoom- thoom- tho- tho- tho- tho- tho- tho- get out of there I love this mysterious booms you want to move to Peabody also like so they've said mysterious booms and they said a seismologist came and spoke to the town but it they didn't say where the seismologist explained what the booms were yeah I don't know anything about

booms yeah I'm a seismologist I can tell you about the three earthquakes we had and we called the University of the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the ell you about the three earthquakes we had. And we called the University of Boston. It says that Dr. Menzelhurst has never actually worked here. It's weird, my phone call is directed to Miskatonic University. How very interesting. I'm also assuming that Silent Hill didn't become the silent hill that we know today overnight. Yeah. Like there must have been a, must have been signs,

right? I think probably when the the coal fire started, yeah. Below, it's probably the first thing that started making the town from Silent Hill. Sure. Whereas instead of a coal fire, they've got just sort of a horse vibration. Yeah, I don't know what happened. Horses just started vibrating and then 10 years later, everyone was vibrating. Down there rubbing their legs together like crickets. So that's what we think this is. The horse is vibrating in there. I think so. I think so. I'm prepared to accept that. I'm putting two and two together. Although I don't know if... Oh, this is so depressing. I don't think they probably... Isn't it pigs? In gelatin?

Isn't it a pig fat? I'm my confused. Is it horses? Yeah. Oh I'm pretty sure. I mean I'm just saying that. Just gonna learn this on the fly. Hmm. Gelin is made from the bones, hides, and other parts of animals including horses. Yeah. So multiple animals. The first result, if you Google gelatin horse horse, which is what I did, is, you know, Google's little thing where it gives you a preview. In the horse industry, Jellison is used as a feed supplement to aid in hoof and hair growth

and to strengthen the hoof. Don't give them that. You're feeding the horse's horses horses horses. It. It. It. It. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, so. It's, so. It's, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, so. So, the. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the and to strengthen the hoof. Don't give them that. You're feeding the horses horses horses. It's a perfect circle. You're making... No wonder they're humming? Auto-fage horses. Equine auto-fages. That's fucked up.

I mean, maybe they're giving them the pig gelatin. Oh, you're making, they're using horse-free. Horse-free gelatin for the horses. Horse-jelton, no. I think we actually have a classic horse rotivator situation going on here. First kind of spoken about by the industrial noise band coil. So check them out. I think this is describing the exact circle of life that's being described at the song of the same name. That's so fucked up.

That's pretty disgusting, but probably... So we don't know, all right, we'll have a follow-up. Yeah, well, as soon as we know, you'll know. Yeah, we'll contact the Peabody Health Department and the gelatin factory. Yeah, tell us what the dealers are those horses. Oftentimes I'll look up the explanations for some mysterious things that have happened, so I can say the follow up on the show, and then it's th th th th th th th thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thus thus thus thus thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi to thiiiiiiiiiiiiii thiiii thi thi thi thi thi thi th on the show and then it's not that funny or interesting. Oh, yeah. Keep it a mystery. Except the mystery, yeah. That probably won't take the record for the most disgusting thing that we've talked about on the show. It's time for Record Watch. If I can... Oh, there you are. It's a story from press agency UPI.

178 people named Herokazu Tanaka break Guinness World Record. That's a pretty big coincidence. It sure is. Yeah, it was for balancing on a beam for as long as possible. A group of 178 people who are all named Hero-kazoo Tanaka. Yeah, it was for balancing on a beam for as long as possible. A group of 178 people who are all named Herakazu Tanaka gathered in Japan and broke the Guinness World Record for largest gathering of people with the same first and last name. The same name association of Herakazu Tanaka's, or Snart, founded in 1994, successfully broke the record in Tokyo's Shibuya Award after previous attempt, after a previous attempt in 2011, gathered 71 people bearing the name, and

a 2017 try gathered only 87 Hirakazu Tanakas. So they've been around for 26 years. And not gathering enough Hirrokazu Tanaka's. Yeah. And I mean, that's their one thing. They've been patient. They've stuck at it. Every year and you, that guy.

Hirakazu Tanaka, yeah. Just having a child giving birth to another Hirakazu Tanaka. So you can try to break the record this time. Oh my god, yeah, I wonder... My three sons and four daughters. Telling your wife, how about Herakazu? I just think that's nice. I think actually Tanaka would be their first name because the Japanese... Although I'm not entirely certain. I feel like it's a lot of fun to pluralize it as Hiro Kaza's Tanaka. I don't know why. I just feel like that's... That's nice. The event th th th th th th th th took took took took took took took took took took took took took took took the took the event took took the event took the event took the the the the the the the the thu-I thu-I the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thu. I thu. I thoooomu. I teo' teo' teo' teo' teo' teo' teo'n'n'n'n'n'n'a'a. I tho'a. I th's Tanaka. I don't know why. I just feel like that's, that's nice. The event took the Guinness World Record from a gathering of 164 people named Martha Stewart in 2005.

That's just a fun little extra. Like, do you think that's, like, that's not a coincidence, right? Like, more people with the last name Stuart would have had, would have named their daughters Martha, I guess. Maybe, like did Martha Stewart go to this gathering? Oh, that's a wonderful question. A bit of a draw card at the Martha Stewart gathering. I mean, like, are you guys got Martha Stewart? Yeah, if you knew she was going to be there, you like, well, this is probably my only chance as a Martha Stewart to meet the Martha Stewart.

On March 4th, 2005, billionaire mogul Martha Stewart is released from a federal prison near Alice in West Virginia. They really sent her to prison. That was a walt done. So that same year, do you reckon she maybe paid the Martha Stewart organization to do the Get us record in 2005 to fuck up the SEO?..... the the the the the the the the the the the the the the M M M M Martha th Martha th Martha th Martha thee thee thee thee thee thee thee thee thee thee thee thee thee thee thee thee thee thee thee thee thee thee thee, thee, thee, thee marti Martha thee marty Martha thee martymauathathe Martha thee marty, thee marti Martha thee marth thee marth thee marth thee thee thee thee thee thee thee thee thee thee thee m m m m. thee ma thee ma thee mc-ma thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, thee, to do their Giddus record in 2005 to fuck up the SEO for Martha Stewart 2005? It didn't work because it is definitely still the top result for that but I mean worth a try I guess. Each member of the association was known during the event by an alias based on their favorite food or hobby including chewing

gum, hot pot and triathlon. Now hot pot I can get behind. Your favorite food is chewing gum. Yeah I mean or it's a hobby. That's a... Hirokazu Tanaka, 53. No, during the event as semi-leader, founded the group after someone sharing his name was drafted by Nippon Professional Baseball's Osaka Kinsetsu Buffaloes, now the Orrids buffaloes in 1994. He got on the buffaloes. What the... What are you talking about? What are you talking about?

You don't know a single thing about Japanese baseball. One of my fondest memories sitting in a fucking tiny little Japanese restaurant and they had like six TVs with the baseball on. It's pretty good. They got those sick mascots. And I think I've already told my this story but my dear friend Andrew not not this this thann- this thann- th... th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, their, thi, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. You th. You th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, that, that, that, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their got those sick mascots. And I think I've already told my this story, but my dear friend Andrew, not not this Andrew, but the different Andrew. I didn't think so because he said dear friend. Yeah, my colleague was there with us and we're watching the baseball and they had for some reason I all of them had the long balloons you get right? But these ones were wiggly, like a crinkle-cut chip. And then at some, and they must have been full of helium, because at some

stage they all let them go, and all these wiggly balloons are shooting into the sky. And Andrew is just like trying to get the chef's attention, he's like pointing at the TV, and then he makes the like jerk off of the throw-th-tow-tow-tow-tow-tow-tow-tow-tow-tow-the-c, the the their-tha-c, their-c, their-n, th-n, th-n, th-so-o-o-o-o-oom, like-oom, like-oom, th-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-clicy, th.... thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin jerk off of the throw the cum motion in relation to the... And did... How did the chef respond? Everyone was, it was very funny. It was perfectly timed, perfectly executed. It's one of the funniest things I've ever witnessed in my life. So great that some things just completely trending cultural boundaries.

Now again, this happens to us every single time. We have powered through our stories because Andrew's not here to talk about getting a stick in his leg and the whole not closing up abruptly. Which means that the story that we are probably going to end on is extremely fucked up. And I would like to apologize in advance for that. But it is time for a very upsetting edition of Crime Watch. Please put down your weapon. You're a direct fly.

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HENT! HENT! HENT! HENTT! This story from the Washington Post. This is a story from the Washington Post. This is a story from the Washington Post. Nurse accused of amputating man's foot for her family's taxidermin shop. Oh! Well, you said it was not going to be funny.

Oh, okay. I did say it was going to be funny. It's just fucked up. Just fucked up. Hey, hey, hey. It's a nice foot you got there. Oh, are you going to need that? You're using that? Yeah. Mary Kay Brown had plans for a dying man's foot, according to a recently filed affidavit.

It's a standalone sentence. Oh no! As the registered nurse amputated her patient's right foot on the afternoon of May 27th, she told colleagues that her family owned a taxidermy shop, the affidavit alleges. Don't say that! Don't tell your colleagues. By the way, I ever tell you guys what my folks do? Yeah. We do things with like sort of people's bits of, like, cah! Cah! I don't think you can sell a foot in a taxidomy shop. Oh, it wasn't think think their thke. Oh, th. Oh, I th. Oh, I th. Oh, I th. Oh, I th. Oh, I th. Oh, I thi. Oh, I th. Oh, I thi. Oh, I th, I th. Oh, I th, I th, I th- I think, I thin. Oh, I thin. Oh, don't th. Oh, don't th. Oh, don't th. Oh, don't th. Oh, don't th. Don't th. Don't th. Don't th. Don't. Oh, don't. Oh, don't th. Oh, don't th. Oh, don't th. Oh, I th. Oh, I th. Oh, I th. Oh, I th. Oh, I th. Oh, I th. Oh, I th. Oh, I th. Oh, I th. Oh, I thi. Oh, I thi. Oh, don't thi. Oh, don't tell, don't tell, don't thin. Oh, don't the. Oh, don't thi. Oh, don't thi. Oh, don'terming shop. Oh it wasn't for selling, but um, we'll get into that in the next two sentences. Her co-workers recalled her saying that she planned to take the 62-year-old patient's foot from the nursing home in Spring Valley, Wisconsin and display it at the shop.

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Brown 38 was charged Thursday with two felonies, mayhem and intentionally causing great bodily harm to an elderly person. Do you guys know what the legal definition of mayhem is? No. No. So this is entirely new to me. The traditional meaning of mayhem in like law as it existed in like 1700s, 1800s or whatever was to injure someone in a way that would affect them in their ability to do combat. So like their limbs or eyes. Yeah. Yeah. It's not going to do the most damage, but they'll sort of take movement penalties for the rest of the combat. Exactly, they'll get like a disadvantage so they'll have to roll two dice and take the lowest if they're trying to attack an enemy. Yeah, it's causing like grievous bodily harm, which not like what I thought, which is, you know, just going crazy. And I don't really see this one. Like, second one, the, the, the, the the, the, the, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll, they's, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, the, the, the, the, their the thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, their their thean, they'll thean, thease, the which is, you know, just going crazy.

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in any combat. Yeah, that's true. I think you get to like 60, your combat days are over. I feel like a good lawyers just like found that and been like, woohoo. Oh, yeah. We got an extra child on our hands. Just tell everyone, just tell everyone you're going to go to the do the do the do the do the do the do the do the do the do the do the do the do the do the do the do the do the do the do the do the do the do to go the do the do the do the do to go the to go the to go the to go to go to go to go to go to go to go tooomoomoom. tooom. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their to go. to go. to go. the the to go. the the to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tojoa to to to to to to to to too to to 60 to 60 to 60. to to tho tell everyone you're going to go to the dojo after this. This is so fucked up. So as it's defined in the Wisconsin legislature, whatever, mayhem is, they've got here, whoever with intent to disable or disfigure another cuts or mutilates the tongue, eye, ear,

nose, lip, limb or other bodily member of another is guilty of a class C felony. Hmm. Learn something new every day on here. Oh man, and then the fucking recommended people also ask below this is, Is it legal to brandish a gun in Wisconsin? What is the statute of limitations for tauts in Wisconsin? Does Wisconsin have an assault statute? God damn. Oh, I forgot to put that one on the books.

Yeah, it's like the purge here, but only for violent... Yeah, for going around and socking people on the stomach. But you can't get their lips or eyes. No. The Pierce County District Attorney has enhanced the possible punishment for each charge for after six years because she's accused of victimizing someone 60 or older. Brown, who declined to talk about the accusations against her were in reach by the Washington Post on Monday afternoon. Good move. Yeah, good call. Faces up to 92 years in prison if convicted. Court records do not list an attorney for Brown. Kevin Larson,

Administrator and Chief Executive, the Spring Valley Health and Rehabilitation Center, said in a statement that he and his staff, quote, will continue to fully cooperate with the investigation into this matter. The person identified is not employed with our community, last and added. The 62-year-old man wound up at Spring Valley in March, Pierce County District Attorney Hallie Hatch wrote in an affidavit. He had fallen at his home and when the heat went out, suffered severe frostbite on both of his feet. Oh my god. Oh no. Several nursing home employees described his feet as quote, black like a mummy.

They didn't have to say it like that. No. They didn't have to do my man like a toot in Carmen. They could have just been like, oh he looked, his feet looked very poorly. But supposedly more than one used the direct quote black like a toot and carman. They could have just been like, oh, he looked, his feet looked very poorly. But supposedly, more than one used the direct quote, black like a mummy. Several nursing home employees said, black like a mummy. And all independently as well. Mummy-es? Yeah. Mummy-sk, the mommie?

Oh my god, so many traits of the mummy. What do you think it looked like? Black like a mummy! Jigs! The man's ill health extended beyond the frostbite. In the weeks leading up to May 27th, hospice nurses cycled in and out of his room expecting that his death was imminent, the affidavit states. A few days before the amputation, the man rolled out of bed. Tracy Wrights, the nursing home director of nursing and clinical services, told Pierce County Sheriff's investigator Pete Cock. Excuse me? Pete Coke, maybe. K-O-C-H. His already severely damaged right foot was further

mangled in the fall requiring rights to wrap it. The man who was quote slightly coherent stared at his foot and apologized for the smell it was producing, rights to the tole, to wrap it. The man, who was quote, slightly coherent, stared at his foot and apologized for the smell it was producing, writes told, cock. Oh, buddy. Yeah, I told you this is a bad story. Oh, buddy. Around this time, Brown asked Larson to amputate the affidavit states.

Larson said no, telling her to merely stabilize the foot instead because he thought the man would die within hours. Defying those expectations, the patient held on for several days, Larson said, prompting Brown to amputate the foot because she quote, believed it was the right thing to do, according to the affidavit. I don't know about that one. I would probably ask a surgeon or a doctor. Around 4.30 on the afternoon of May 27th, Brown corralled and deputized her co-workers, identified only as Nurse 3 and Nurse 4, which means everyone's still out there looking for Nurse 2, to help her change the man's bandages, the affidavit states. When they went in, Nurse 3 stabilized his foot while Nurse 4 held his hand. Both nurses told investigators that, as Brown changed the bandages, she expressed disbelief

that no one had amputated his foot, according to the affidavit. Would you look at that? Would you look at that foot, it's basically falling off. How is that foot? Someone can do something about it? Anyone else? Anyone else? Yeah. Brown then did it herself. Cutting the foot with gauze scissors.

I'm sorry? I don't think you're supposed to do that. Excuse. Yeah. You know how you made sort of like a sawing noise before when you were, you know. Yeah. So it was basically just hanging on by a thread. So, look, I'm not a big foot guy. I don't know a lot about feet, but...

Yep. Yeah. Typically they held on with bone. Yeah. I'm not from... The foot bones connected to the leg bone. Yeah. I'm not buying these other nurses' stories.

Well, they actually...Irs. didn't even notice it was happening. Nurse 4 had a different perspective. She said she was busy holding the man's hand when, all of a sudden, his foot had been cut off, the affidavit states. Bullshed. Only after realizing what had happened was she able to figure out why the man's grip was, quote, extremely tight and he was moaning a little bit. Two days after the amputation, the man told another unnamed nurse that he had, quote, felt everything and it hurt very bad, according to the affidavit.

Oh, dear, this poor guy. Yeah. After amputating, Brown told Brown talked about taxidermy and mentioned the quote, where your boots sign, both nurses told the sheriff's investigator. Nurse three said Brown mentioned taking the foot home to epoxy it, among other things, the affidavit states. Now, it feels like they should have a system in place, but maybe they, maybe nurses kind of chopping people's feet off with scissors is not an everyday occurrence that

they have on the books. So they don't have like a rule for telling someone. Yeah to me if a piece of body kind of exits the premises separate to that body's owner, they kind of needs to be like tracked. Yeah. Little bit of paperwork or something. Yeah. Probably should go into like a locked medical waste bin to stop exactly this from happening. You're gonna want to fill out paperwork three for amputated a foot to take home. Yeah you don't just do that like a you know it's not a casual fucking. Yeah if you work at Woolworse and you have to throw a bunch of shit up into the dumps you have to like sign a thing being like yep I threw out all this mark down bread. And I didn't let anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone anyone th any th any th any th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the to to thu to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the thu. thu. thu. the the the thuu. the the the the thuu. the the the thu. to to to to to to to to yep, I threw out all this markdown bread. And I didn't let anyone eat it. Yeah, and like, this woman's just trying to take a foot with her.

Quote, she thought it was weird that Brown wanted to bronze the foot, Cock wrote in the report. Yeah. Pretty weird. I agree with Nurse 4. I agree with Nurse 3. Brown also talked to the sheriff's investigator the affidavit states. She admitted to abutating the man's foot, even though the man never asked her to do so, considering that the procedure...

Well, not so much she didn't get permission as in. She tried to get permission and it was explicitly certain, no. Oh, were you going to love this then, th She considered that the procedure was beyond the scope of her work as a nurse, and she knew no doctor had approved it, according to the after-day. She told the investigator that she suspected a doctor would deny her request, so she forged a head without asking. Just a rogue nurse. Easier to ask for forgiveness than to not get permission because they won't do it because there's no reason for them to give you permission. So true. Although Brown failed to follow best

practices by amputating without approval, Lars... I would say that's probably understating the matter. Larsen told Cok that he believes a doctor would have authorized the procedure if she had asked. He stated that he knows that the hospice doctor would have for sure, Cok wrote in his report. Larson said that after conducting his own investigation into what happened, he determined that Brown had amputated the foot for the man's quote, dignity and comfort, and because she quote, believed it was the right thing to do, not for any malicious motive or to mistreat the patient, he affidavit states. After amputation, the foot was placed in a red biohazard bag and put in a freezer. Although Brown pushed Nurse 4 to retrieve it so she could quote,

take it home to preserve it. Yeah, according to the affidavit. You know where that foot? You know where that foot? You don't have a look at that foot. Just need to get that foot. I thooo. I've left my keys in that foot. Just gonna go see if they're in there. Make sure it's still safely kept. Wright's told investigators she nixed that idea,

instructing Nurse 3 to monitor the 62-year-old man and make sure that if he didn't make it, his foot stayed with him. When he died, days later, his body and foot went to a funeral home, where a medical examiner, noticing what he described as quote, the unusual circumstances of the man's foot not being attached to his body. Yeah, usually they come in as a kind of one package. Yeah, it's not just like there's a loose foot kicking around in the box. I didn't know he died. Yeah, now I feel bad up to this point. Yeah, they sort of said a million times in the story that he was he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he was he he was he he was he hea. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I I th. I th. Yeah. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho' thi. tho' tho' tho' tho' th. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they of said a million times in the story that he was days away from death and stuff. I thought maybe he made it.

Maybe he bounced back. Made it where? This guy's, oh, they should have at least given him a hammer for like, like, they should've have at least given him a hammer for like a little bit, just to go wild, I think. the man had the the fucking the fucking the fucking the fucking thaken thaken thu fucking thu fucking to thu fucking thuuu, just thu, just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just to let to let him to to to to to to to to the told up the joint from like, in return. Brown later told Cok that leading up to May 27th, the man had been talking to about how he suffered less pain when the nurses pressed gauze slathered in Vaseline on his foot to keep air away from the nerve endings. She told them that by amputating, they would be able to press the gauze right on the stump. Quote she stated that she was trying to to to the thying thii the thoom s tho- tho- tho- tho-thea tho-s the the the the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the, the, the, the the their their, their, their, their, their, their their their their their their their their their their their their, their the, the, the, the, the, the, th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the. the. theeeeeeeeatuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. toe. toe. toooooooooooom, she stated that she was trying to make the quality of life better for him, Cock, the Sheriff's investigator, wrote in the report. When she is thinking of herself in this condition, she would have wanted it off.

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I got to go by nursing, but yeah, probably the combination. Like if you're seeing someone's body part and you're like doing the Tex-Avery wolf eyes where you're looking at it. Ooh. This would be a good morality tale for children. Hungry. at it. This should be a good morality tale for children. I'm hungry. This is definitely the worst story we could have possibly ended up. It's just, it's got everything. Horrible details of a bad injury, elder abuse.

It's all there. But it did go pretty hard. Yeah, it went low-key hard for real. Yeah, no cap. No cap. No cap. Bussin. We've had like a lot of surgery talk on the podcast lately. We have. Generally speaking, aren't that. That's not always my favorite. No. Yeah. I don't know how this keeps happening. I'm not in charge of that. Yeah. Like it's usually Andrew. It is. I'm not to point fingersthat... But I'm pointing them directly at Andrew. Yeah. Yeah. I'm in charge of the other non-surgical content. That man loves to get surgery and then talk about it. He does, huh? That man has been operated on so many fucking times.

So many times. For a relatively healthy man, it's always going under the knife. He loves it. He loves it. He just waiting for one of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of of to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the body the body the body the body the body the body the body the body the body the body the body the body the body to to to to the the to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. thi. the. the. thea. thea. thea. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. the the. He loves it. Are you just waiting. Getting up in the stirrups? Oh. Waiting for one of his body parts to start swelling up. Woof. Kidney's feeling inflamed. Chiching! Hospital, time for Daddy. And I think it's good that any time Andrew is not the show we spend some time slaying him off, because he will never hear it. Yeah. It's true. He will never listen back to this. And if any of you listening to this snitch on us by sending in an email, I'll just delete it before he reads it. When you guys say I have diarrhea and stuff, listeners absolutely snitch on you, so. Well, yeah, but that is like the large reason that you miss out in episodes most of the time. I'm pretty sure that's why you weren't on. Probably was because I had food poisoning. Yeah. So, that, that, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, I'll thi, I'll the the the the the thi, I'll the the thi, I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. I'll th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi. thi. theeeeeeeeea. I'll theeeat, theeatea. I'll theeat, theeea. I'll theeeea. I'll the the. I on the most recent one you weren't on. Probably was because I had food poisoning. Yeah, so um, are we wrong? Hmm? I think that technically was an episode of the podcast Winter Vista. No surgery talk in the next episode. That's a promise from me to you but I only guarantee that for

the bonus episode. If you want a chance to hear Ben be wrong, maybe. Yeah. Why not sign up for the bonus episode. If you want a chance to hear Ben be wrong, maybe. Yeah. Why not sign up for the Winter Vista Patreon? Well that's it for this week. Be safe out there. Don't go taking people's feet. Wear your boots. That's why you wear your boots. Because a few steps down the line, a nurse might cut off someone's foot if you don't. Catch the next week. Bye. Bye. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.