Boonta Vista - EPISODE 289: The Ronin Of The Car Detailing World

Episode Date: March 23, 2023

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: The menus of the Pennsylvania school system, a car detailing prodigy, the worst way to watch porn, a cartoon mishap, an American abroad, and a hot tub animal attack. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [e-mail]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

My shoulders are definitely getting the area. Hello and welcome to Buntavista, episode 289. I'm Special Agent Pangoli of the OSS, and I've been sent back in time to this maternity ward in this scenic Austrian border town in this 1889 for a very specific mission. You may note that I'm dressed in what we may call womanly attire. But there's simply to affect a disguise of a lady who is about to produce a child, perfect for fitting in in my current location, no? As I enter the nursery, I reach under my gown and pull out

the pillow which has thus far played the role of my fake unborn baby, and now I prepare it for its second, more maudlin, but far more important role. Today we change history. Also with me is Special Agent Valentino, also of the OSS, disguised as a maintenance worker, hammer drawn with grizzly purpose. It's Lucy. Hey, Lucy. Lucy, what do you do it the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the of the the the the the the the thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the the the the thu thu. thu thu thu thu thu thau-n''eatu-n'eatu-n'eatu-n'eatu-n'eatu-n' thau-n' tha hammer drawn with grizzly purpose. It's Lucy. Hey, Lucy, what do you do it here as well? I'm not really sure. No idea. I'm experiencing this for the first time.

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You know, I won't be rude. You go. Oh, it's all mine. It's all yours, th. It's all yours. It's all yours. It's all yours. to fight someone else for it, because also with us is special Agent McLean, also of the OSS, dressed in the formal dress of a Meiji period ex-Samari, as if playing the part of a travelling dignitary. Hey, buddy, now you've got a big old sword there, huh? Hi. Yeah. Such a sword guy, I think to say. What were you going to do with that sword?

Are you also... Oh, were you going to... Right, because I... Yeah, so I've got the sword, I was disguised as a visiting dignitary from Japan, from Japan, to Austria in the early late 1800s. Yeah, we came back in time, so you know that they kind of, they were, they were allies later on. Yeah. Like 50 years later, once the country that I'm in had been annexed. Yeah. Yeah. And you, so you're just going to use the sword, huh? Is that a samurai sword you got there?

Oh, it's a katana, that's certainly true. Yeah. Well, that was the plan. Is this the first killing baby Hitler thing that we've done? Probably not. I feel like we might have done this one before. Really? Yeah. No. Who's saying it to kill baby Hitler. Yeah, I'm here to kill baby Hitler as well. And I feel like, you don't need to make a pillow part of your disguise. The thing about killing someone with a pillow is that the room that they're in is often full of pillows already.

Yeah, you didn't need to bring your own pillow from home. Oh, yeah. You know, I think part of our motto is be prepared. That's the scouts, that's the Boy Scouts of America's motto. Well they came later, they were the, they superseded the OSS. That's right, it was a smooth, smooth transition. I think the hammer is probably the best of all the options that we've provided. I think you really knock that one out of the park. Well the samurai sword, hard to sneak into a hospital. Well, I'm not so the the the the the the the the the the the the the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. S supers. S supers. S supers. S supers. It's is the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the s. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. S. Sout. Sout. Sout. Sout. Sout. Sout. Sout. Sout. Sout. Sout. Sout. Sout. Sout. Sout. Sout. Sout. Sout. Sout. Sout. Sout. Sout. S. S. Sto sneak into a hospital again. Well, I'm not so sure about this because you've got disguise. I mean, you're here to see the entertain the ladies. I'm here to entertain the ladies as a visiting dignitary. Like as a sword, like as a sword man, like a-

With your, you know, tales of the far east. The Orient, as we're calling it. Which we, I wouldn't call wthat these days, but that is what they would have called it. Yeah, back then, so we probably... 18 whatever's Austria. Yeah, hey. So you reckon the hammer? Yeah, well yeah, it's compact. A lot of concentrated force on the edge of a hammer.

If someone said, hey, why are you carrying that hammer? I I've nails to pound yeah yeah not like this guy who's he supposed to be samurai I'm a fucking idiot dignitary hey hospitals they've got food how do you know what kind of food they have on there they probably provide you with a limited menu they do depending on I guess what sort of whether you're ill or whether you're injured. It'll probably be just like a few options. It's time for it looks like menus back on the menu. Looks like menu back on the menu boy. God gives his best thing as to his worst segments. To his worst podcasts.

So this is a little bit different because previously the dozens of times that we've done this segment we've been looking at just sort of odd or unconventional menus from around the world at restaurants, takeaway places and such, whereas what I've done today is I've looked at a newspaper article from a newspaper called the Clearfield Progress, which is a newspaper in Clearfield, Pennsylvania, and this is announcing the school lunches for the following week, although for it's now the previous week. So this is for the week just gone. The week in progress actually. So this is you know how in American movies? They've got like a tray and then there's like a lady and she's sloping some stuff onto the tray. That's

they're always very wet their meals. They look wet. I'm obviously I'm pro providing kids with meals. I think that's wonderful. It's just this is, I, they, they, they, they're they're their, I, I, I, I their, I their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their their, their, their, their their their, their their their their their their their their their their their th. We're the. We're the. We're the. We're theat, their their their their their the. their their the. Wea. Wea, their their their their. They look wet. I'm obviously, I'm pro-providing kids with meals. I think that's wonderful. It's just, this is, I wanted to talk about this because it's very different to us. My typical, I'm gonna say every single day that I went to school, yeah. Yep, no, all of them. Without exception, I had one sandwich, the That was my standard issue. Pretty standard. Lunchbox. Didn't get a tuck shop. Oh God no.

No, my parents never let me anywhere near the tuck shop. Wow. That's a rough. Yeah, that's a rough. They didn't, they saw it as an extravagance. Yeah, fair enough. Well, what was your sort of standard lunches. I was going to meat pie. Every day. thi. that's a uesli bar, you know I mean in primary school definitely Go on the sandwich and muslily bar option and then you became a man and then I get 30 cents for a little little little packet of gum drops Yeah, yeah, I used to get a yuck yucky sometimes I'd get 50 cents to get a buttermentos Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah, I love a buttermento Yeah, little variation on the things interesting candy choices. Yeah, y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y y candy. Yeah, y candy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yin, yi, yi, y' the same, y' the same, ya, ya, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, the same, the same, the same, the same, the same, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the same, the same, the same, the same, the same, the same, the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same the same, the same the same,. It's just the same. Love a buttermento. Yeah, a little variation on the theme. Interesting candy choices here.

Yeah, I didn't realize until well later that they're sort of just made to be like throat-lossed. For old people. Yeah. Anyway, here, I've got a couple of these here. This first one is this week's menu for Clearfield Elementary School. On Monday they are having a hot dog, a chili dog, or a barbecued rib sandwich with baked beans. Fuck!

Yeah. That sounds great. If I was having a fucking barbed sandwich, is an 11-year-old on a Monday? Yeah, usually a kid would come up to you and say, do you want a rib sandwich? You go, yeah, so they'd punch you in the face. On Tuesday, they're having chicken nuggets with a dinner roll, mashed potatoes and gravy. Jesus. It's a heavy lunch.

I do for a heavy lunch. You know, a lot of sleepy boys and girls. In third period, or whatever they got. Wednesday they're having a French bread pizza or chicken casadilla pizza with steamed carrots. What's a chicken casadier pizza? I don't know. Do you reckon that's just like... What's a French bread pizza?

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Amazing. That's that's good as hell. Tuesday they're having a turkey and bacon wedgie with Chipotle Ranch sauce and baked beans. What is that? What's a turkey and bacon wedgey? No thank you. No idea. Yeah again a kid says, hey, do you want a turkey and bacon wedggy and then they punch you with the face. Exactly. Wednesday they're having a chicken and pasta alfredo with a dinner roll and steamed broccoli. Thursday the high school students are also having French toastics with syrup, sausage time fries, crazy coincidence. Friday we're looking at a grilled cheese sandwich, tomato soup and steamed carrots. That's nice.

That's a comfort meal for me there. Yeah, that's nice. The Friday meals are strikingly sleepy. They're very cozy meals. I feel like all of these are very sleepy foods. They're playing a dangerous game here. Well maybe with the condition of, you know, children these days. It's the least. Well they've already had five monster energies, so you go balance them up. Yeah. This is this week's menu from Kerwinsville High School. Monday

They're having paroages or corn dog nuggets. Oh my God. Yeah, with a side salad or mixed vegetables in peaches. And Tuesday they're having Domino's Smart Slice Pizza or Hot Dog on Bun. Seems like it'll change to clarify that. Side salad or bake beans and pears. Have we looked up what a Domino Smart Slice Pizza is? It's going to be some bullshit that they're selling to schools.

Yeah, 100% of the healthy pizza option. Except it's not. Yeah, it's got 400 grams of sodium per serve. Oh man, this is, yeah were you were right on there. Domino's smart slice pizza is built specifically to the needs of your school and can meet all USDA guidelines. Yeah that sucks man. Oh well oh no here we go. Anatomy of Domino smart slice slice. Crust. It is. Good start.

Strong start. Made with enriched flour. So kids need that. It's got a whole grain rich crust, which is 50% white, whole wheat flour. Up to 4 grams of fiber, plus vitamins A&E, magnesium and iron. They've got 100% real light mozzarella,

half the fat of our traditional pizza cheese, 100 milligrams less sodium, good source of protein and calcium. This should just be the starting point of a Domino's pizza. Well it's not having a pizza that will kill you. That's just like struggling under the weight of its own grease by the time it reaches your door. They've got reduced fat and reduced sodium pepperoni on there as well. Yeah, also a good move. If you've gotten a pepperoni pizza from Domino's at any point in your entire life, you'll know how greasy those bad boys are. You're getting sodium. They're wet. That's a wet, wet, wet pizza all together. Wednesday they're having chicken tenders or a meatball sandwich. Yeah, and again, meatball sandwich. Hey, do you want a meatball sandwich? Yeah. They they're. They they. They they they they they they they they they they they they. Yeah. They. They. They're. They're. They're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. the. the the tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho the the. th. th. th. th.ball sandwich? Oh, getting those tendies. Yeah. And again, meatball sandwich. Hey, do you want a meatball sandwich? Yeah, they sock you in the nuts.

Kids can be so cruel. But so wonderful with language. It's true. That comes with a side salad or California blend vegetables. That means it's got weed in it, am I right? riffing on these. Yeah. Yeah, a lot of jokes. They're flying thick and fast. On Thursday, they're getting a walking taco or chicken bacon and ranch pizza. He better go catch it. This podcast just got a thousand times better. This is what we need more of. Yeah. Listing children's lunch menus. That's right. There's only two more of these to go.

That one comes with side salad or corn and apple sauce. That's great. Friday they're having fish or fajita chicken wrap side salad green beans mixed fruit. Next I've got Mo Shannon Elementary School Next I've got Mo Shannon Elementary School. Shannon Mo problems. Yeah, I guess that's true. Monday they're having a chicken patty sandwich with steamed peas and apple sauce. Oh. Oh.

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Just doing a little bread in Maranao. Yeah. Do you guys have a guess what pineapple tidbits are? I'm just a little bit of pineapple bits. Yeah. I would call one more I'm using little bits of pineapple. Yeah. I would call those pineapple bits. Yeah. One more for you here. This is from West Branch High School. Monday, double hot dogs. I gotta know if that's two hot dogs in one bun with two hot dogs.

Or two hot dogs. My gut instinct to say it's two hot dogs, but they're probably going to cut corners there and just put two of the dogs inside one bun. I think. Stacked vertically or horizontally? You'd want to do it vertically, I think. For hand, hand ease. Yeah, definitely for the hand, but I just don't know what they build they build the buns that strong Yeah, and if you know if you're a high school student at West Branch High School Show us that dog. Send us that dog. Do not write us if you're under 18 Do not children do not send us your dog because that's

Just a general policy That comes with a side of vegetarian beans tatortots, and a tropical fruit salad. Tuesday, having walking tacos with nacho chips, bread, steamed corn and diced pears. A walking taco? Walking taco. You better go catch it. Wednesday having a meatball and mozzarella hoagy, all barbecued rib sandwich, tater tots and diced peaches.

Thursday we're in a popcorn chicken bowl, bread, mashed potatoes with gravy, steamed corn, baked apple. It's insane. And on Friday... That's a varied meal. That's going all over the place. We're having a cheesy lasagna roll-up, steamed broccoli and pineapple tidbits. Now that's not what I understand I understand tots tots totts totts totts totts totts totts totts totts totts totts totts totts totts the tatets tatets tatets tatets tatets tatets tatets tatets tatets tate tatets tatets tat tat tat tat tat tat tat tat tatatatatatatatatatat, tat, tat, tat, tat, tat, tat, tat, tat, tat, tat, tat, tat, tat, tat, tattattattattattattattattattattattat, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, tutu. tut, tutu. tutu. tut-aa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-tateateateateateateat, steamed broccoli and pineapple tidbits. Now that's not what I understand a roll-up to be in the Australian vernacular.

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Lazania scroll? Pissed off by all this. Having a veggie mite and craft single sandwich. What am I having some fairy bread afterwards? Having a single la sandwich and craft single sandwich. Yeah, these kids have it too good. Having a single la snack and then the saddest sandwich that you've ever had in your life. Isn't that good enough for you? Man, the cheese in the snacks was so bad. What the fuck's gone on all with that cheese?

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It's time for regional bullshit. Regional bullshit. Every little town has got their own bullshit. Regional bullshit. Every little town has just got to happen. This story comes to us from KTVB in Boise, Idaho, the k-tib. Boise 12 year old detailing some of the world's most iconic automobiles. That's just more Boise excellence. Yeah.

I like I'm enjoying Boise asy as an adjective as well. Boise 12 year olds. Yeah. Being manly. He's being really Boise 12 year olds. Tom Selix's Ferrari, Metallica's James Hetfields Orban and Henry Ford's Ferrari, a trio of big-name cars. All have something in common. Not only are they iconic, but they are also detailed by a 12-year-old from right here in Boise.

What the fuck? Stephen Thompson, hilarious name for a 12-year-old. I... That's their supervisor. Kids these days are called Flint. Yep, Michigan. Michigan. Stephen Thompson is the world's youngest detaler to earn a certified detaler certification from the International Detailing Association.

He told KTV his passion started an even younger age. Quote, my dad, he started his company two months before I was born, Stephen said. So I was around a couple of months old and I was just, my mom was carrying me and I just saw my dad cleaning. That said the wheels in motion. And Stephen started following his dad, Steve Thompson's footsteps. Yeah, made it more formal. You got a Stephen Steve situation. Steve's just being like, I want him treated with the dignity that I was never treated with.

Yeah, like Steve, yeah, so full name Stephen? No, it's just Steve. And who's this? Is this little Steve? Little Steve Junior? No, it's just Steve. And who's this? Is this little Steve? Little Steve, Jr? No! It's Stephen. When I turned five, he actually put the pressure washer in my hand, Stephen said. He said, go ahead, wash it. It's time, son. You're ready. You're five years old. It's time to start. Pressure washing cars. Putting them work.

Stephen's dad also encouraged him to polish his skills and get his professional certification in automotive detailing from the International Detailing Association. Quite. There's a wild certification. Yeah. You need a certification for that. Is that like being an engineer in in Boise? Do you think you have to like, if you advertise yourself as a detailor, do you need to have this certification? This is an international certification. So I assume it's like this, the world

over? Yeah. I mean, this is like one of those things where, you're like, well, I can clean a car, but you don't really know the work the work that work that work that work that work that work that work that that work that that that that work that work that that work that that work that that that that work that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that is the work the work thate that's that's that's that's th. that's th. th. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the. theateat. theateateateateateate. teate. te. te. te. te. te. te. their, their, their know the work that goes into doing it at a professional level. Yeah, if you don't see their Detailers Association logo displayed in their front window, not getting a real detaer. Yeah, get out of there. You're getting a cleaner. I don't know what that is. Detailing? Cleaning a car real good. Is that it? Yeah, it's like really you're doing everything in there. You're polishing every bit, you know. Yeah, you get more of the dog fur out of your fabric. Oh no, that's impossible. Science hasn't invented a way to get all the dog fur out of your fabric. It's part of the fabric now. If there was a way I would have found it by now. It's very funny to imagine going to say, you know how like the malls, the Westfields and stuff, they'll often be a couple of bays reserved for some guys that do like, they wash

your car while you wait. And they're the best bays now, which is bullshit. Yeah, they're the closest ones. Yeah. It's them and pregnant women. Too good for too long. Yeah, I'm going to tell you, using those, using those PRAM spots? Nothing feels better. Yeah. Yeah, I guess, yeah. Okay, you do get to use those.

I don't think the guys at the mall are certified by the International Detailing Association is all the thing. Yeah, they're mercenaries. Yeah, they'll do anything. Quote, to my surprise, he did it. So for me, I'm very proud of him as a father. As a detaler, I hate him just a little bit. What? That's it.

Steve Thompson said laughingly. Yeah, but how laughingly? Was it like a rye chuckle? Was it a bitter laugh? Yeah. I hate my son. Yeah. He passed the test and he's got his skills validated. And after that he got sonaxed certified. He got sonaxed up. Legit, he's so naxed up. Does anyone know what that is? No. Oh, that's a car cleaning chemical company.

So-nax. All right, sick. So when he got that accreditation, he became more accredited than I am, and I've been in the industry for 20 years. Yeah, kind of making you look like shit, Steve. You've given him your name and he's better than you in every way. They're going to Google, car dealer, and Google's gonna say, did you mean Stephen Thompson?

There's gonna be the rudest little auto suggest. And he's gonna, that little microaggression will hit him every day. Since earning that certification, Stephen has met some of the biggest names in the detailing and reconditioning industry. Wow, who? List them. They don't, oh, sorry, they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they have they their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. to say. to say. to say, to say, to today. to say. today. to to to say. to to say. to to say. their their their their their th biggest names in the detailing and reconditioning industry. Oh. Wow, who list them? They don't, oh, sorry, they have one coming up, which is quite exciting. Which has opened doors to the 12-year-old, then what... Yeah, because he can't reach the handles. That's right. Which has opened the doors to the 12-year-old then working on some of the world's most iconic-a-in-in-in-in-o-in-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-i-i-i-o-women-wi-wi-wi-wo-wo-wi-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-w, which is th. th. th. th. th. th. th-w. th-w. th-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wo-wereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, which is thee, which is the, which is th Quote, we met a gentleman by the name of Rego Santana in Florida.

And he's one of the three USA Master Traders with Sodax. Oh my God. Rego Santana? That's a big name. That is one of the biggest names in the detail and reconditioning industry. How do you become a sonax master trainer, you have to have been trained by a sonax master trainer which creates a bit of a bootstrapping issue at the start. Yeah.

Yeah. He contacted, you know, sonax and Flex and the Peterson Museum, and they invited him out to trade for a week in Laguna Hills. This guy is, this kid is detailing crazy. There is a whole other world out there. I'm detailing. I love when you just find out that like, something that you have never given a moment's thoult has its own like legends yeah and institutions like Reggio Santana like

Reggio Santana heading out to the Peterson Museum in Laguna Hills do you think there's people that detail their cars on like their like front curb and they do it just really really visibly and really like with good form etc just in case they do it just really, really visibly and really like, with good form, etc. Just in case they get noticed. Yeah, by someone from the Peterson Museum. By Reggio Santana. Yeah, I was just driving my extremely clean car past and I couldn't help but notice. Here's my card.

You've been doing this for 35 years. You're self-taught? Oh my. We have to get you to the Peterson Museum. Stephen said he worked on, quote, Steve McQueen's Jaguar, the GT 40 Mark 3, and a Porsche. Like just a Porsche. A Porsche, yeah. I don't know if these three cars are all Steve McQueen's cars. Is he alive? Steve McQueen? He's be very dead, right? I don't know how did he? How dead Steve McQueen? He died in 1980.

Okay, men. So his cars weren't buried with him, Pharaoh style. Oh, hang on, sorry, are they talking about the, uh, the director of prized film? fucking 12 years a slave. Steve McQueen. Is that man also called Steve McQueen? Yeah. Is he? Of shame fame.

Didn't know that. I'm familiar. You would say, Steve McQueen. I feel like if you say Steve McQueen and you don't clarify which Steve McQueen, you're talking about the dead Steve McQueen. Although pretty good, uh, that'd be a pretty good bit. That'd be working with Steve McQueen's car, yeah. Yeah, Stephen's car actually.

Yeah. It's the old one. Coming up at the end of April, Stephen's skills will sort to new heights. Quote, I'm doing Ronald Reagan's Air Force One, Stephen said. What the fuck? They're just doing this because he's a kid. This is a joke to a detailer. He's on blast. Yeah. I like that the big leagues of detailing. Like, this is where you go.

You do celebrities cars, then you move on to former presidential planes. I think so, yeah. I mean what where else can you go that is true yeah you're gonna you're gonna clean the house that OJ killed his wife I don't think that would technically fall under the purview of detailing plus you didn't do it I don't know if you kept up with the news sorry yeah no he got he's innocent yeah if you're under 30, etc. Stephen is heading to New York for his next big accomplishment and told KTVB he is currently fundraising for the trip.

He's raising money by washing cars. Stephen also wants to train other kids how to detail. Stephen, other kids aren't gonna give a fuck. I'm so sorry. You're telling people that you're doing Ronald Reagan's Air Force One and they're like who the fuck is Ronald Reagan. Also, aren't you getting paid for this? Yeah, you're watching celebrities cars. You should be getting like thousands of dollars. You should be fucking loaded at this point. Yeah. You're fucking up dude. This is just child slavery at this point. This is, I feel like he might have spent slightly too much time with his dad. I think it's, you know, it's lovely to respect your father in his career, perhaps to want

to forge a path following his footsteps, but I also feel like this isn't the expense of a normal childhood. Instead of being like, hey, do you guys want to come around and learn how to detail a car car while they're busy saying slurs on Xbox, you know? Yep. Which is what normal kids do? Yeah, I'm gonna go with the slurs today. Yeah, they make me clean the car as a punishment normally, so I don't know why I would do it with you for fun.

Yeah, and also you usually pay me five bucks and this is for free. In fact, I gotta go and ask people for money to do this. And who the fuck is Steve McQueen? Kids asking which Steve McQueen do you mean? Yeah. I'm all... I'm all... The guy the director's shame. I loved that movie.

This kid should have come to us for advice before he decided to do this because we probably would have totold him not to do it. He should have paged Dr. Lucy. It's time for paging Dr. Lucy. If you find that you are having a little relationship trouble, just to pick up your telephone and dial it on the double, you call 1,800, 3 three, one, seven, five, five, now your page in dark to sing. Ah! This comes to us from R slash relationship advice. Sorry, it starts with the noise of disgust.

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Why are you jerking off watching your Apple Watch? What are you doing, man? Junking off on Reddit. I didn't even, well, I mean, that's a really good way to, no. Uh, that's a lot of, no, don't look into that. What are you fucking doing, sir? You legitimately, you're looking at your wrist? Can you watch, oh, can you look at a picture? So here's a fucked up thing, right? I was, um, in, I was on the, on the discord, which is where a lot of these stories start,

and we're talking about using the mouse and keyboard to look at porn, right? And someone's like, I've never done that in my life. I'm like, what are you doing? And someone, someone someone someone someone someone someone someone someone someone someone someone someone someone someone someone someone someone someone someone someone someone someone someone someone someone someone someone in my life. I'm like, what are you doing? And someone else piped in to say, people younger than us, look at it on their phones exclusively. Yeah. Only on their phones. Yeah, that's right. I would say, I'm pretty sure a porn hub provides platform statistics as well, and like nearly everyone is doing it on mobile. I've never looked at it on my computer that seems really perverted. I'm sorry this seems fucked up you putting it on the two

monitors? I'm sorry I know that it's not often that you put yourself out there for things that are somewhat personal nature and I don't want to make you feel uncomfortable or weird but at the same time like sitting down at a desktop computer to look at pornography is something no one has done since 2005. This is my lived history, okay? This is... Moving it over to the big monitor. Like we all did that when we were, you know, when we were teenagers. Yeah. You know, in America, 80% of...

Not even on a laptop? Oh, wait, hang on, no, this is very confusing. Uh, so this is from Pornhub here. They say that home is where the hard on is. Yeah. Yeah, I don't, I don't say that. I don't know. As such, we can't help but wonder what this means for the Southerners in this fair country enjoying their porn on the go. In states like Kansas, Louisiana and Texas, nearly 80% of porn hub traffic originates from mobile and tablet devices.

The true porn of pioneers. Oh, that's horrible. The iPad is the worst. That's the worst. That's back to the worst. Oh, wait. This is from 2014. Oh, I'd be way different now. Because 2014 was at least three years ago.

Am I right? Yeah, I think so. I think that's when Johnwick 3 came out. Yeah. In 2020 it was 80% phone, 15% desktop, 4% tablet. It's got to be boomers right? Only boomers will be watching on a tablet. But from 29 to 2020 there was a 29% drop-off in tablet tablet tablet tablet tablet tablet tablet tablet tablet tablet tablet tablet tablet tablet tablet tablet tablet t. t. t. t. t. t. t. tm. tm. tm. tm. tmene. tm' tm' to 2014. to 2014. to 2014. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. to. t. to. to. to. to, to, to, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tfe. to tf. tf. boomers will be watching on a tablet. But from 29 to 2020, there was a 29% drop-off in tablet traffic. So that makes sense. They died. Oh, this is weird. Australia has a slightly lower, well, slightly higher desktop usage. 19% of people in 2020 were doing it on desktop. Very strange.

And these are the only stats you can trust from Pornhub, by the way. You know, they always put out those press releases being like, this is the most search term in this state or whatever. All that stuff's bullshit. Because, you know, no one, the only people that actually provide personal and that's fucked up. Well hang on but you can but they can they can use the IP to a geo locate within. Sorry locations probably fine it's the stuff where it's like gender and everything you're like no you have maybe what you're fucking talking about. I don't know what to believe I want to believe him to be telling me not to

because I feel extremely disrespected the fact that my BF would have to pay for some other girl while I'm with him 24-7. Yeah. Oh, I just misunderstanding. Like you can't watch it on your Apple watch. No, you can. He is. You can watch videos on your Apple watch. I mean, it's got safari on it. Yeah. And it can render video. Yeah. So I think the main thing here hear is your boyfriend is insane because he's watching porn in the strangest way possible. Very strange. And you guys are just also just lying to each

other like 24-7 apparently. It's also that. Yeah. We had this with the guy that locked himself in the bathroom and claim that he had diarrhea because he was watching porn in the morning. Just tell your partner what you're doing. Be like, hey, we have a healthy sexual relationship on top of that. I have a relationship with pornography. And that relationship is me watching only fans on my Apple watch in the quiet moments. It's a fucked up thing to do. Yeah. Just watch it on your phone. Or you know, on your gaming computer. You're massive, neon-lit water-cooled gaming the-wentl-in. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-up-up-up-in. th-up. th-s. th-s. th-s. the-s. the-s. the-s. the-s. the-s. the-s. the-s. the-s. the-s. the-s. the-s. the-s. th-s. th-s. th-s. th-in th-in th-in th-in th-in th-in th-in th-in th-in th-in th-in th-in th-in th-in th-in th-s. th-a-s. th-s. th-a-woooo-s. th-s. th-s. th-a-s. th-a-s. th-s th-s. th-s. th-s- neon-lit, water-cooled gaming thing you have. You can hear the sound, you can hear the cooling. What's going to be able to transcode 4K? It doesn't.

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Yeah, that's the only way you can see that. Oh, it's porno time. What you check that time? Is that what he's doing? Is he pretending to look at the time with his girlfriend there, like, oh, is that the time? I'm almost finished reading the time. I said check the time for three and a half minutes. What's he doing over there? Oh, very strange. My advice to this woman? Dump him.

Dump his ass. Throw the whole man out. Yeah, you should dump each other. Also, he would have to pay for some to to with him 24-7 is a... It just doesn't give me the vibe of a pleasant relationship. No. On either side. Porn's free, brother. It is.

Well, no, you should pay for only fans that made money's going to create us. Unless the people that own only fans are evil and the money they take off the top top is. That's a hundred percent a given. Hey, don't take moral advice from a comedy podcast. Watching porn in a way this strange seems almost cartoonish. It's time for cartoon mishap watch. This is of course the long-running segment where we talk about incidents that sound like they've happened with cartoon logic. This is from WFXR in Roanoke

Virginia the Crowetown, am I right? A little history joke there for you. Yeah sorry I wasn't really listening. Okay. Close that close that close that, close that, close CyberDuck again. Oh, look at the time. God, can you imagine if I got an Apple watch? You cannot get one. And also, because they're for Dwebs. They are for Dweb's. Do not get a smart watch.

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Am I right? Yeah, Americans abroad. Getting behind the wheel of a bright red Ferrari sports car doesn't mean you can drive anywhere, not even in Italy. I didn't think that it did. It wouldn't, no, you don't get carte blanche from, get bigger Ferrari. And also in a physical sense, they've got very low clearance. Yeah. Yeah. You're getting fewer places.

You're gonna get bogged. Yeah. You try and go off road. That's what one American tourist found to his cost when he drove a gleaming Ferrari spider until into the Piazza de la Signoria, a famous pedestrianized square in the historic center of the city of Florence. The tourist was apprehended on Monday after he parked the Swiss-registered Ferrari spider having been seen motoring along the adjacent Via de Gondi Street in what local officials described as a quote nonsensical way. I've been there this is the this is where David is.

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non-compliant foreign license. The fine was a total of 470 euros, which he paid directly to the agents. Yeah, I'm sure he did. I'm bad he did. A little something on top as well. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's a few lira for your wife. Get her some nice, pal.

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into a million pieces. Mama Mia. Being utterly obnoxious abroad when you are American, why it's only natural. It's time for Nature Corner. Robocrabs snipped my d'i. This comes to us from KXRM in Colorado Springs, Colorado. The Sherm. Yeah. Mountain Lion Search underway after hot tub attack. That's just good clean fun. See, I'd prefer to get attacked by a cougar in a hot top. Hey, oh, he's working blue today. Yeah.

Just make it a few searches on my watch. Colorado Parks and Wildlife Southeast region is warning of a mountain lion who attacked a man while who's sitting in an in-ground hot tub in Chaffee County on Saturday night, March 18th. That's suspicious behavior. You cannot ever relax. You cannot ever relax. I don't know if you've...

This has been a recurring theme in a bunch of the animal attack. But it's a bit about people relaxing getting attacked. Don't... Gotta keep your wits about you. Never let your guard down. Whether you are lying down inside your own home or you're relaxing in a hot tub, don't. If you're relaxing, someone else got to be on guard, you've got to switch, you know? Yeah, swap out with your partner. Never sit with your back to the Colorado wilderness. Maybe leave your wife and Steve in the the the to to the in the in the in the in the in the in the in the in the the the the the the the the the the the the the theateateateateateate their wto the door. Never sit with your back to the Colorado wilderness.

Maybe leave your wife and Steve in the hot tub, you're on watch. Yeah. And then, yeah. Don't, don't turn around a look at what they're doing at any point. No, you've got to keep watch. CpW said the man who suffered minor injuries authorities are searching for the animal. The incident happened around APM Saturday at a rental home near Nathrop along Chalk Creek in Chaffee County. The victim, according to CPW, suffered four scratches on the top of his head and near his

right ear but declined any medical assistance. Hmm. He probably couldn't afford it. Yeah. Please, sir, don't take me to the hospital. Don't take me to the hospital. I'm fine. I've just been attacked by a mountain lion. I don't need to go to hospital. Put a band-aid on it, it's fine.

Ears reattached themselves. They sort of do you that checks out. Do you think of these four scratches on my head of the mountain lion scratching my head are in any way connected? According to the victim, he and his wife were sitting in the hot tub, I bet. When he felt something grabbed his head, I'm bad. The man and his wife screamed and splashed water at the animal. The man at his wife screamed and splashed water at the animal. Which is the correct thing to do, but also so funny.

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Is she keeping that identify as a mountain line when the victim's wife shined a flashlight on it. Where she keeping that thing? The mountain lion backed up about 20 feet from the couple, and as they continued to scream in the animal, moved up to the top of a hill let it crouched down and continued to watch the couple. I bet it did. Go back to what you were doing. I was not here. When the couple got inside the rental home, they cleaned the scratches and called the property's owner, who happened to be a CPW employee, who alerted officers. When officers arrived, they began searching for the mountain lion, but due to freezing temperatures and frozen snow on the ground,

no tracks were found. Later, a trap was set up nearby in hopes of catching the animal the animal Now if Red Dead Redemption has taught me anything, those things are dangerous as hell. It's just going to take you the fuck out. You won't even know there's one there and then all of a sudden you're dead. Yeah. He's lucky he didn't get raggedoled. Yeah, and then it goes into like the screen becomes red. And then then then then then thagn. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. Oh. It's th. It's th. Oh. It's thi. It's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thi. Oh, it's going that's going the. Oh, it's going thi. Oh, it's going thi. Oh, it's going thin's going thi. Oh, it's just thi, it's just thi, it's just thi, it's just thi, thi's thi's thi's thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, thi. Oh, that's that, that that theease theease thease thee an thean. It's going thean. It's thean's the an the an th video games I've played in the last 10 years. It's a good one. Yeah, it was pretty right. Quote, we think it's likely the mountain lion saw the man's head move in the darkness at ground level, but didn't recognize the people in the hot tub, said Sean Shepard,

area wildlife manager, based in Salida. What was his head doing? As in like he's never seen them before? Yeah, because they were renting the place. So he was like, wait a second. Hang on. That's not the owner. They're not the Joneses. Barb and Craig. Crave.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A very funny way to mean they didn't recognize them as people. That they were people? Yeah. Shepard said the couple did the right thing by making noise and shining a light on the mountain lion.

Yes, the best disinfectant is sunlight. Shine a light on this mountain lion. So the people finally know it's a problem. Quote, although this victim had only minor injuries, we take this incident seriously. We have alerted neighbors and posted sides warning of lion activity and we'll continue to track the lion and lion activity. Yeah, because you've lost him. You should start tracking him. You're not tracking him, yeah.

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in the Nathrop area and those who live nearby are encouraged to report any sightings or activity. According to CPW, this is the 24th known attack of a mountain lion causing injury to a human in Colorado since 1990. Three other attacks in Colorado since 1990 have resulted in human deaths. Watch out for your lions. Yeah. Never fall asleep in the tub. Yeah. Never fall asleep in the tub. Yeah. You might drown and also you might get attacked by a mountain line while you know the dangerous. Yeah. Yeah, what you want to do or a cougar. If you're lucky. We're so good at podcasting.

You want to make sure you got your back to your house and you're looking out the wilderness. You want to have an ice cold beer in one hand and you want to have a shotgun in the other. Just grasping him the hot tub. You're ready to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go the the the the the to go the the to go the to go the to go to go to go to go to go go the to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go to do to do the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. to go hand and you want to have a shotgun in the other. Just grasping him in the hot tub, you're ready to go. Yeah, just at all times be prepared because you never know when it's going to come for you, the icy specter of death or a mountain line. Be ready. Yeah, either of them come. throw it away. That's right. Well, thanks for joining us for another episode of the podcast Punta Vista. It's not playprol, so don't worry about it. Don't even think about playperal yet.

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