Boonta Vista - EPISODE 290: Back On The Carcass Removal Dumpster Wagon

Episode Date: March 30, 2023

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A Floridian crystal philanthropist, an unlicensed Canadian stunt driver, a big pile of deer carcasses in Tennessee, and the Great American Hall of Name. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [e-mail]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Hello and welcome to episode of Mooks and Minions. The only podcast made specially for you, the henchmen and hench women who keep the evil schemes of the world ticking over. I'm Theo, you might have noticed a change in lineup since last week, as our previous hosting lineup all got their brain pans emptied by John Wick. But I'm happy to be here. I just got back from the target range and I'm feeling pretty good about things. No shots on target but I did manage to jam my pistol, pull at the slide helplessly a few times and then throw my gun at the target where it bounced harmlessly to the floor. I'm also here with Andrew. You and me we we we we we we we we were we we were we we were we we were we we were we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we th th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're th. We're the the the the the the. We're tho. We can tho tho. We can the the. We can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. We could could could th. We could th. We could the could the the the the the the theateat. We could theat. We could the the the thee the the the the the the were just talking off pod, you know, about all the ways we could kill John Wick if we had to. And I was saying I would just sort of like, you know, run into the room,

yell like, he's here, and then sort of fumble with my holster until he kills me with a piece of rebar. You know, why make things complicated? Why not just go for the classics? But what would it be yourself? Well, I think a real rookie mistake is to come into a room that has John Wick in it and yell, he's here, which you know, you're trying to get some friends in there, but you're also immediately drawing John Wake's attention, right? Yeah. And also I feel like I feel like by you might be like overestimating him by yelling he's here and not you got to back yourself I think. I think that it's it's the coward's way to point your gun at him. I would instead try cracking the knuckles of both hands. Yeah. Maybe like roll in my shoulders a little bit. Yeah, slap one fist into your palm. Yeah.

And let it be known. I am intending to take you on mono a mano, you know? I think I've got what it takes. Not like the other, I don't know, three or four hundred guys from our team. Yeah. No, I think that's probably a pretty good approach, especially if he's like out of ammo. Really th th th th You can take him, you can get him on the floor, I think. I think it's wrestling rules, it's John Wick. Also here with me is Lucy. Now, we're a bit late recording tonight and that's okay. We try and keep things flexible here, but you were telling me that you just finished delivering John Wickery to be turned the their their their th th their th th to th. th their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the to the. to be to be to be the. to be the. the the theateateate. thi. thiol- the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. the the. the. the the the the the the the toe toe toe toe toe toean. toean. toean. toean. tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooe John Wick's favorite horse to the knackery to be turned into gelatin can you tell me a bit more about your

process? Well you just described it really and I just I thought this would make John Wick like quite mad and then he might come here but it's what you were saying before about backing yourself you know like I believe in myself that I could defeat John Wick and he'd be like so mad you know be to keep it tog to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their.. their. their. the their. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the te. te. te. te. te. te. te. tell. tell. tell. tell. tell. tell't, you know, be able to keep it together and you'd just easily kind of defeat him in some gunplay. You know, he's not going to be, he's not going to be himself, he's going to be angry. And you have to draw him out as well. Like he's got that. He's got that house. You know that house. I he's got that he's got that he's got that he's got that he's got that he's got that he's got that house. He's got that he's got that house. He's got that house. He's got that house. He's got that house. He's got that house. He's got that house. He's got that house. He's got that house. He's got that house. He's got that house. He's got that house that house that house that house that house that house that house that house that house that house that house that house that house. He's got that house. He's got that house. He's got that house. He's got that house. He's got that house. He's got that house. He's got that house. He's got that house. He's got that house. He's got that house. He's got that house. He's got that house. He's got that house. He's got that house. He's got that house. He's got that house. He's got that house. He's got that house. He's got that house. He's got that house. He's got that house. He's got that house people have been into that house, but you know, um... And he sleeps. And he sleeps. I've seen a lot of people go into that house.

Yeah. I assume they're coming out the back door. But I think Lucy is probably on to something. We want him to come to where we are. You know, work smart, not hard. You got your home advantage, you got a the their their their their their their their their their their their thua. thua. thua. thua. tho. that. tho. that. that. that. tho. tho. tho. tho tho tho. that. tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. tho. tho. the the the the the the the the to the the the the the the the the thoooooooooo to take people's guns and then shoot them with their own guns? Yeah, classic mistake. I'm not going to carry a gun. You know, that's one thing gone, one option out.

Are you going to carry anything else instead? Like something he might not be as skilled killing with? That's a great idea, you know maybe, is this guy a guy's a great idea actually, you know, maybe, is this guy got nunchucks? Yeah, get really into sighs. He probably doesn't know how to use a sigh. What if on my kitchen stove, there's a very large La Crissay. You know, you could really dunk that guy. You could take him out. You're going to use my La Cruce on me, are you? Yeah. And finally with us, I'm very excited. we have special guest tonight. It's our boss man. Ben. Hi Ben, sir, sir Ben. Thanks so much for taking some time out of your scheming to be here. We're all just shit-talking John Wick and going on about what a pussy he was, etc.

Do you have any views on the matter? Oh yeah, this guy, absolute pussy. So he's taking out my dad, my brother, my cousins, the guy. Oh yeah this guy absolute pussy so he's taking out my dad my brother my cousins yeah the guy that heads up the organization that my dad my brother and my cousins were in. Sort of hard for you to get it like a crew together to go to the movies anymore. Yeah I'm down to like if you want to go to see June 1.5 and you go to call up your bros? Who's on that list now? I think they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're just they're just they're just they're just they're just they're just they're just they're just they're just th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I'm the the thi. I tho. I th. I the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their. I their their. I their their their. I their. I their their their. I their their. I their their their. I their th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm the. I'm the. I the. I the. I the. I'm the. I the. I'm the. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I your bros. Who's on that list now? I think they're just calling that one June 2. But I think I've really got the good ones left, you know? The ones who are a bit more sort of... It's quality over quantity with friends, you know?

Like Andrew's a blacksmith, that's pretty cool. Yeah, and so they'll probably be like, he'll probably keep his hammers at all time. There's no way John Wick would take his hammers off him and smash him with those hammers. Yeah, and my plan is to just have like a thousand knives in my office and I'll just keep grabbing knives and throwing them at him and then eventually when those knives will probably get him and kill him. Everyone knows who as a knife guy. Yeah and I think he's mainly a gun guy he's he's probably he's probably he's probably he's probably he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's he's they. the the he's the the he's the he's he. Yeah. he's he. he's their they. they. he's their he's their he's. He's. He's. He's he's. He's he's. He's he's he's he's he's. He's he's he's he's their. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's their. He's their their their their their their their their their their th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's thi. He's th. thi. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi't do anything knife-wise to me. Why stab when you can throw also? Yes, I think if I throw the knives at him, he won't just catch them and then... Yeah, he's thinking, oh, Ben's got a melee weapon. It's time to kind of get back, right? If you want to defeat Johnwick, you really got to cast your mind back and say to yourself,

yes I've seen him kill my dad and my two brothers, and all four of my cousins. Yeah, there was that time he kind of kicked someone's shin and then pulled the shin bone out and shove the shin bone into his skull. Right, so mentally right. Just go down the list and be like, hand. handguns, yes, semi-automatic guns, yes, grenades, yes, nice, M4 automatic rifle. Nonchucks, yes. Horse, yeah, horse, you just gotta go down that list.

Extremely deadly with a horse. You know, and once you get down to like pencil, book. I killed someone with a pencil. No, I'm saying, we've seen him kill with a book. Yeah, you know, so really, just find something that's not any of those things and try to kill him with that. And there's no way he's going to get you with that thing. Yeah.

You know? Probably. Yeah, well, have you ever seen him kill someone. thii. seen him kill someone with like a matchbox car? Well maybe let's put it this way because this is starting actually to sound a little negative. I think we just think of the last thing that someone did that successfully killed John Wick and then we'll just do that. Yeah. Why mess with success? Yeah everyone's been trying for so long so someone's probably done it before and we'll just do the

thing that they did, and they'll be fine. Look, the groin, the upper thigh, the lungs, the side of the neck. These are many of the regions one could be struck with a knife thrown by John Wick. It's time for us to look into some other regions in this week's regional bullshit. Regional bullshit. Every little town has got their own bullshit. Regional bullshit. Every little town has just got to happen. That's comes to us from WTXL in Florida. The Wutuxle. That's right. North Florida Crystal treasur hunt happening Saturday. Sick. Woo! Finally.

Hold on. Do they explain the story whether you meant to find the crystals or if they're placing them around like an Easter Bunny type situation? Yes, they do. Oh, excellent. I'm excited. Get excited, listener. Do they say anything more about this? Is there any more to the story?

What is told us so far? The story does go beyond the headline, yes. Stones on Fire is hosting the first ever North Florida Crystal Treasure Hunt on March 25th. Owner Johnny Machado has been saving thousands of dollars worth of crystals over the last two years in preparation for this. Now that's a name you can hang your hat on. It is very much the, um, the top student from the evil karate dojo that Daniel has to fight in one of the Karate Kid sequels. Johnny Machado cheats. Yeah, but that doesn't mean we have to cheat to beat him.

That's right. Okay, so just, I know where two sentences in here. Johnny Machado has been saving thousands of dollars worth of crystals over the last two years. Saving them from where? Yeah. From what? How? I think from battery farms.

Yeah. Oh, now the crystal. Tremendous. And look, a lesser man than Johnny Machado, the lesser man would keep all those crystals for himself. Yeah. That's right. He comes across thousands of crystals every day and he's keeping them for good causes. Thank you, Johnny Machado.

Ever since he lost the big final to Daniel Laruso. He's been doing some soul searching. Yeah, really, really turned his gaze inward and he thought, maybe this isn't how I should be making my soul happy. Maybe I should be gathering crystals giving back crystals I don't like this like he seems like a guy that believes in like crystals having powers why was it giving him away you know well maybe again what kind of crystals are they what if they're a whatever the ones are that are bad yeah the diarrhea crystals yeah yeah yeah the the theyre cysts they're the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. they. they. they. their their their their their c. their c. their c. their c. they. I the they. they. they. the they. the they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. I I I they. I the they. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the they. the they. the they. the the ones are that are bad. Yeah, the diarrhea crystals. Are they curses? Are they diaria crystals?

Yeah. And also I had to go further back in the first two sentences that we've looked at. Stones on fire. Is the name of a venue? Is that the name of the town? It's going on there. Johnny Machado says they'll be hidden all over to says the they'll the they'll they'll their they'll their they'll they'll their they'll be hidden all over town. There will also be golden tickets and four golden eggs hidden as well. Machado says the treasure hunt is for all ages. Quote, I'm really excited for the thrill and I hope everyone gets out and has fun, Machado

said. Just anywhere in town? Yeah, there'll be crystals there maybe. Yeah. If you're lucky. A kind of surprise. waking up in in in the morning up up in the morning up in the morning up in the morning up in the morning up in the morning up in the morning and going to get a clean pair of underwear before you shower and you're like pulled the drawer open, there's just chock full of crystals rattling around.

And you know Johnny Machado's been in there at night while you're asleep. He's got to hide them the night before. Because otherwise people would have found these crystals already. Exactly. Guys I don't know if you know, but th if th and dad. Johnny Machado is real. It's interesting I can't have a single photo online of Johnny Machado. I need to see this man. The only Johnny Machado on Instagram the Instagram account called Johnny New York with a picture of a lady as a profile picture and I'll link to a LinkedIn. Johnny Machado. It's probably his girlfriend.

He's from Florida though. With a photo of a different lady who is a prop stylist. Yeah, I don't think we're going to find out anything about this. Johnny Machado character. He's a mystery. I don't think he exists going to find out anything about this. Johnny Machado character. Yeah, he's a mystery. I don't think he exists. This man's a ghost. Crystal ghost.

We've all been locked up in the house for a long time. We're getting used to going out again, so we just want everyone to have a good time and enjoy these freebies that we're giving out. Has anyone was anyone in Florida their their their their their their to their their to their their their to their to their their up in their home? I don't know. I think we were forced at gunpoint to come outside. Yeah, that's the one. Florida is the DeSantis one, right?

Where it was just like, it's illegal for you to put a mask on a vulnerable person or whatever. Hard to believe anyone's actually staying indoors in Florida. Yeah, they reclassified putting a mask onto a child as grooming. That's right. That's Florida's, that's Florida's current style. People on the Treasure Hunter encouraged to follow the Stones on Fire Facebook page starting at 1030 Saturday morning. They're also asked to live stream and post videos while you're treasure hunting. Yeah. Yeah. Not some of your favorite, what are your favorite crystals, stones, etc.?

A big fan of, what about a geode? I like a geode. Yeah, you guys are like a thunder egg? Is that a geode? I think so, right? I love a semi-precious stone. Yeah. Yeah, we're a plighter.

Like a tiger's eye? I love a semi-precious stone. Yeah. Yeah, I'm more of a precious stone lady. Maybe a quartz. Like a tiger's eye? They're fun to look at. So stones on fire is a crystal shop, by the way. Yeah. I think I've just found. OK, it's starting to make a little more sense.

I'm on the Facebook page. It's a crystal shop. I'm say, I like to look at this guy. This guy's offloading all of the crystals that he just hasn't been able to sell for the last two years, for sure. Yeah. Oh, I'm seeing Johnny Machado. He's charismatic. He wears beads in every single video.

Oh, this is under way right now. We're looking at the golden ticket winners. We found the golden tickets. Can I just tell you something about Johnny Machado and Crystals on fire? He also lists himself as the CEO of Geckos on Fire, where he was breeding and selling geckos. Dope. This guy is the perfect life. Geckos and crystals. Oh, man. I don't, I don't. I. I. I. I. I, I, I, I, I, I, this this this this this this is, this is, this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is this is thi. I this is this is this is this is this is this is this is thiol thiol thiol thiol thiol thiol thiol thiol thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. thi. This is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is under thi is under thi is under thi is under thi is under thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi is thi. this is thioli. thi. thi. thi. thi. th guy has the perfect life. Geckos and crystals, huh? Oh man, I don't, I'm going to tell you specifically what it is, but I will tell you that Johnny Machado

has a Yahoo email address. That's a kind of entrepreneurial spirit that I like. Anyway, that concludes that story. No, it doesn't. No it doesn't. Because on the Geckoos on fire Facebook page, Johnny makes his own memes, which say geckos on fire. It's where he edits other memes and there's one here that says, Pornhub gives you 36K for a homemade video. If you'll

see my ass on there, mind your business. Reptiles are expensive. Tell them, Johnny. Might be sort of shored up a little bit, but... Oh, how about this one? Marry a partner who says things like, I'm proud of you. I can't believe you're mine. You're right, I was wrong. You can do it, baby. And I know breeding season is your time of the year.

Let me know if I could do anything to help. Okay. That's so specific. I love you, Johnny Machado. I'm obsessed with this man. I hope I don't find anything problematic on this Facebook page. I haven't met him yet. Does he have a ponytail?

No, he's got close cropped practical hair. And beef. Because he needs that for his hard work. It's a geckoman and a crystalman. Yeah, you don't want your tail, your ponytail kind of falling into a enclosure and. Just gecko and crystals. Geez and sees, baby. Do what you love, never work a day in your life. He's found his two niches. You know, having a crystal shop, can't make money.

Big, gecko breeder, can't make money. That's where you're going to hustle a gry to do both. Who's hustling and grinding? Oh, he also sells snakes. Yeah. What you need to be doing is what Johnny is doing. Identifying like an undiscovered niche in the market, you know, you're really, really mixing together that peanut butter and chocolate. You know? Yeah, I reckon he's making good money on crystals in Florida. Do you think, do you think one of them is a money-making venture and it supports the money-losing venture?

Oh, absolutely. Which is which. Yeah. The lizards are being propped up by the crystals. Yeah for sure. I have to say this is probably unbelievably unethical. I will not vouch for this man and his business but I will say these are the coolest looking lizards I've ever seen in my fucking sick like every single one of this. If you take all kind of ethical kind of considerations out of it. You know there. If you take all kind of ethical kind of considerations out of it. You know there are absolutely zero laws in Florida about which animals you can buy and from where, right? Surely.

Like one of the geckos he's selling here is like it's sort of orange with darker orange stripes, black spots, yellow bits on it. Like really striking and color in description is, Mandarin, Tangerine, Blood Cross, 50% pH, DBE. No idea what that means. Yeah. Another one of these is... Is that a description of a lizard?

A pool chemistry? Or weed strain? What are the other lizards here is, paradox tangerine, White and Yellow, Mac, Snowbell, HET Eclipse. Do you think HET's short for heterosexual? He's got a white, yellow, tripper. Yeah, and turned on breeding him, so I don't want to, only Hets for me, please. These are fucking amazing, white and yellow, high contrast, G-Projesexual, tripahe, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, and, and, and, and, and, t, and, and, and t, and t, and t, and t, and t, and t, anda-s, anda, and t, and t, and t, and t, and t, and t, and t, and t, and t, and theae, and thea, anda, anda, anda, andae.ae.ae.ae, andae, andae, andae, andae, andae, andae, andae, andae, andae, andae, andae, andae, andae, andae, t.ae,ae,ae,ae,ae,ae,auu.au.au,au,au,au,au,au,au,au,au,au,au,au,aeckeckeckeaeckecke,ae, andae, high contrast, G Project Trimper, heterosexual eclipse male.

Is this what geckos are called? Why are they named like fancy weed? This is insane. He also, but apparently, speaking of what's named like fancy weeds, he's got a, a meme here where it's from what looks like an anime from the 90s and there's a young girl pushing an older lady in an old-timey wheelchair and the young girl is saying, oh, you breed leopard geckos too? And the old lady in the wheelchair says, yeah, I breed lemon frost and the trisk.

And then in the second paddle she's being pushed off a cliff. Oh, wrong one. And his caption says, please stop breeding lemon frost leopard geckos. Damn, something we should know about in the gecko industry. Thank you, Johnny Machado. He doesn't just say yes to every kind of lizard. He knows where there's problems. He lives by a code, like John Wick. Oh my God, yes.

He does. Johnny Macho is it going? We should make this whole episode. Just about Johnny Machado? Some assumptions we've made. And opinions we've formed about Johnny Machado. Oh, I'm sorry, when I said NDBE, uh, apparently that stands for Noir Desire Black Eye.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, which I think is a species of gecko. Now that's a hell of a name. Context clues, yeah. There's another segment where we explore interesting names and that segment is called a Great American Hall of Name. It's the Great American Hall of Name. It's the great American Hall of Name. Now this list of names comes to us from the current tournament standings of the USA Bassan Fishing Trail.

That's B.A.S-I-N. No apostrophe at the end there to suggest that they've dropped the G. I'm not really sure what this means but apparently it's like a low threshold to entry cost-wise, multi-location, ongoing bass tournament, I believe believe and I've selected some names from that list for you I'm gonna start off real gentle here Josh Sturgeon Harold Trout come on now in the wrong business. Chris Fisher. Come on now.

Greg Gregory. Matthew Mattingly. What about it? Zane Zanders. Oh. Oh. The double Zed. Sorry, it's X.

Zan with a Z. Z. Z.Z. It's a Z-X situation. Scrabble Valley in this guy's name is unbelievable. Chip Weig. Brann Schauss. Cole Scurvin. Brun Schauss. Cole Scurvin Bunyan Rudd. Every now and then these are like those made-up names on Nintendo, like the made-up American names.

Todd Banzales is such. Tony Sweesey. Yeah, I like Tony Sweesey. Yeah, I like Tony Sweezie. Tony Sweezie I could get behind. Austin Creamer. I hardly know it. I still haven't caught him, huh? You're Austin Creamer.

Is there a Mrs. Creamer? Hunter Fight. F-I-T-E. That's a SIG name. Yeah. Coy Small. That's my twink name. Wayne Minor.

Scott Virgin. You have to change your name. You got it. You get so bullied. Well if it isn't little Scotty Virgin. Yes, that is my name. Christian City. Take me down. Nathaniel Kripe. Addison Eggardson. It's too many syllables in your name. And that's egg with two gs in your name.

And that's egg with two g's by the way. Tremendous. Colton Blankenship. Wailin' Pettigo. Talmage Markham. Houston Binkley. Houston Binkley. Beautiful. Greer Gammon. Kai Skoggins. That is spelled K-H-Y-E.

Merlin Hammer the Third. Oh my god. Two Merlin Hammers before him. He is actually on... So all of these names are in pairs, because this is like a two-person sort of contest. Merlin Hammer the third was with Merlin Hammer. So I think this might be, they've skipped a middle generation.

Oh. So it's maybe a grandpa-grandson situation, perhaps. Yeah. Yeah. Great and Hensley. Randy Spurlock. Tudor Skags. Sorry, how are we spelling that one? Oh, I'm so glad you asked. That is T-O-O-T-E-R-S-K-A-D-A-S-K-A-S.

I was hoping you'd say that. I was hoping you would say like American Tudor. No, this is T-T-T-T-T-T-T-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-Skkkkkkkko-S-Skkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!-Skk!-Sk!-Skk!-Sk!-Sk!-Sk!-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-Skkkkkii-K-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-Kkoo-Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkki-K-A-Double G-S. I was hoping you'd say that. I was hoping you were saying like American Tudor. No, this is Tuduskags. I like the noise that a butt makes. That's true. I have two more for you here. Richard Lacks. Now enjoy his friends, there's Dick Lacks. You know if your Dick's really backed up, that's the thing that you take. Yeah. And of course. To get the cum out. That's right. That's right. That's what I'm picturing. Yes. And also how I understand my own penis to work. Yes. I'm coxtapated. I got a text of dick lacks. Is it a cum softener? is it like the muscular lens? Some are cum softeneres, some make the tube wider.

But the thing of how come softens is they actually deteriorate the cub faster. It's actually bad for it in the long run. I mean either way you gotta drink more water or something, soften it up because otherwise I think's shooting out of there like a dart. Yeah. One more here for you. That is a gentleman called Richard Payne, known to his friends. His dick pain.

Man, he needs some dick lax, and I'll take care of that. Straight away. And that concludes the Great American Hall of Name. Hi everybody, it's me. It's Theo. Now I guarantee you I'm more afraid of recording this promo than you are of listening to it, so hear me out. If you haven't already, maybe check out our Patreon. It's a great way to support the show and it gives us the ability to actually dedicate time to this thing. You'll get all of our bonus episodes, it's over 300 extra episodes in total and we'll set up a feed over there with none of these promos so you won't have to hear this ever again. You'll also get

access to our Discord, which honestly is turned into a nice and funny place full of mostly normal people to hang out with. So that's Patreon.com slash Bunter Vista. Check it out. Thank you. Oh no. See, I was going to do a fun little segue about how Americans also like to drive. But looking ahead, I see that I have a problem here. North Americans really be driving their cars. Am I right, Ben? That's right. Correct. Yes. Yes. So it must be time for the very common segment that we definitely have and you've all heard it before and we love it. It's time for driving watch

This is from the CTV the kudver. Ontario man fails driving test almost hits four people with vehicle before doing burnouts in parking lot. In for a penny, in for a pound. That's right. Sounds like he's been driving for a while to me. Yeah. Like would anybody else you feel confident doing a, like a burnout or a donut?

Yes. 100%. I don't know how to drive a car, but I'm sure I could figure that one out. Hmm. Police in Guelph, Ontario. Yeah. Sorry, that's the other way to pronounce that. Guelph? Guelph. I always said Guelph, but I do like Guelph. Well, Guelph. Well.

Have charged a man who they say failed a driving test, before driving off I always said Guelph, but I do like, Guelph? Guelph? Guelph? Guelf. Have charged a man who they say failed a driving test before driving off and nearly hitting four people with his vehicle and then deciding to do burnouts in a parking lot. Rage burnouts. I love it. According to a news release, officers were called to a woodlawn Road West Plaza around 4 p.m. Monday after a man got angry after he failed his driving test. That's a very kind of, uh, it's very sort of Lincoln Park reaction to have to failing a driving

test, isn't it? Maybe it's been like, oh, could someone who can't drive do this? Yeah. Hey, check this shit out, motherfuckers. Meet me in the McDonald's car park in approximately 20 seconds because I'm driving over there right now. Immediately mounting the curb people scattering. The driver allegedly yelled at drive test staff got into his vehicles, sped through the parking lot, drove through a walkway. Nearly hitting four people, then did a number of burnouts in the Plaza parking lot, drove through a walkway, nearly hitting four people, then did a number of

burnouts in the Plaza parking lot. Police say they found him sitting in a driver's seat of the parked vehicle. What's the crime? What's the crime? Hey, big guy, you want to talk? You want to talk it out? Nearly hitting somebody? That's a bullshit crime. Is that an attempted hitting? Yeah. With a the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thathing thi. thi. the the thoompa thoomp. thatatathea thathea thatatheatheatheatheat. the the the the the the the the the the the the the that. that. that. thatting thatting thatting thatting thatting thatting thatting thatting thatting thatting thathea. thathea. thathea. thate. thate. thate. thate. thate. thate. thate. thate. thate. thate. thate. the thate. thate. a bullshit crime. Is that an attempted hitting? Yeah. With a car?

I don't think so. Show me in the rulebook. A 36-year-old Brampton, Ontario man has been charged with dangerous driving. And stunt driving! Yeah, you shouldn't have a crime where it makes it sound very cool what you've done. Makes him sound accomplished. You stand accused of doing a fully sick flip. He was banned from driving for a month. I was not anyway loose. What do you mean? This licenseless man was banned from driving. You're revoking your license. So they said we're gonna taketo take your license, which you don't have, away for four weeks, and then we're going to impound your car for two weeks, half of the period when you shouldn't be driving anyway.

That, even if somebody had a license, surely you like suspend the license and impound the car for like as long or longer than the car is that's just free parking for two weeks yeah yeah absolutely baffling also like stunt driving's a bizarre charge I think it's nice they're giving him the benefit of the doubt they're like yeah okay it looks pretty cool you seem insane and like you should belong on the road, but come back in a month and take your test again. We'll see how you go. Have another go.

You nailed those burnouts. Yeah. Practice, practice. So wait, I'm not sure. Do we want them to come down harder on this guy or do we want them to just... I think they... Well no one should be driving in the first place. True. Just get ahead of this. Yeah. But if they take them... They cube the car, they melt it down, they use the metal to make a bunch of the little chips that you put into a bus pass and then you give him one. Yeah, give him a bus pass, teach him about public transit. And that's where I understand the rare metals and

electronics to come from. Yeah, that's right. A melted down 1998 Volkswagen Golf. What kind of car you think this guy was driving? Right. In time anyone's doing something dumb in a car I assume that it is a 1999 to 2001 Toyota Camry. Yeah. 90% of cars on the road are a 1999 to 2001 Toyota Camry. I feel like this one has to be rear wheel drive though. Yeah. Just from what I've talking, you know, got a guy without his license doing burnouts in the car park.

Oh, the Camry's absolutely a rear wheel drive. Is it? Surely. That seems odd to me. I've never got to dispute that immediately. Yeah. There's no way a Camry is not a front wheel drive. I don't know what any of this shit means. Yeah. What you're saying is baffling to me. I would like to... All the wheels drive. I'm going to issue to issue to issue to issue to issue to issue tha tha tha tha. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thia. tha. tha. thiole. thiolo. tho. tho. thoomol-I. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. That's th. th. That's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. to. tha. tha. to. thiiiiia. the. thea. thi. tha. to me. I would like to... All the wheels drive. I'm going to issue an apology. I was wildly wrong on this one.

I took some cold and flu medication before we recorded earlier today and I just don't know, I don't know where my head's at right now. I'd never normally do this. If you've already written in to correct me, I swear to fucking God I will kill you. I will come to wherever you are and I will kill you. This has been a 40 second lapse of time. And apparently, judging on previous episodes, that's enough time for people to already type the message out and give it up to the chat. Yeah, like tag you in the show chat. Yeah, at four in the morning. Hey, um, actually it's this. Oh, sorry, just got up to the part where are you.

Yeah. Thank you. Appreciate that very much. I, look, this is- Touch grass. This is going to be one of these times that, um, listeners from the region that we are going to think that we are, that that that that tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, to, thi, thi, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, I to, I to, I to, I to, I to, I to, I to, I to to to to the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the tho, tho, tho, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, tho, tho, tho, to to to tho, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tho, tho, tho, to think that we are going on for an extended period of time about something really stupid. And that's generally the vibe of the show anyway. Yeah. But I was not aware that this was a term in such common use. I was trying to find some

details about this guy in Brampton so that I can, I can like see if I can figure out what kind of car he's driving. And article here are, stunt drivers nabbed in Brampton at nearly double the speed limit, police. That's from March 24th, 2023. Is stunt driving hooning? It's hooning. I think it's North American hooning? Yeah, well, Canadian at the very least. They don't have the word whooom. Hold on, hold on. You speak th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's th. th. It's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, it's thi. thi. thi. thia' th. th. th. th. th. thiaunt thi. thi. thi. It's thi. It's thi. It's is is is is thi. It's is is th. It's is th. It's is. It's is. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. th. th. th. St. the. the. the. thea. thea. thea. thea. theauuuuu. thauuuu. St. tha'a'a'a'a'a'a'a. St. I don't have the word who? Hold on, hold on.

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Where's that place? It's in Canada. It's in Ontario. Fuck. Much like this place that we're talking about. Police aware of stunt racer crash video at mall parking lot. So just to see what their definition is, right, in comparison to us. Police say they've taken a pair of speedsters off the road after getting caught driving over 130 kilometers an hour down Brampton streets. Regional police say they pulled a driver over at Queen Street in Galway Drive in Brampton. They said the 22-year-old driver was clocked going over 140 kilometers an hour in an 80 kilometer an hour zone. That's

pretty speedy. That's too fast. That's a that's quite a bit over. That's at least like 10 kilometers over the speed limit. And police traditionally do not like that. On the other side of the city police say another driver also 22. Very interesting was going 130 kilometers an hour in a 70 kilometer in our zone. Torn City. Again they both get their cars impounded for two weeks and a 30-day license suspension. Yeah, that's a very... Just what? Yeah, you killed the family dog so we're taking your PlayStation away, ask punishment.

Mrs. Sorga, by the way. Thanks. If you've already written in. Don't. Be patient. Learn some patient. Be mindful. Take a breath. Practice mindfulness.

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It makes you explode. Yeah, that's definitely the one that says. You know the one? Yeah. It's like drinking a grenade and hoping that the other other other other Hey, hey, you point your finger at me, but when you do, there's several other fingers pointed in your direction. And your thumb is sort of pointing to sideways. It's just kind of the fucks up with that. Your thumb's being pretty neutral in the whole thing. Your thumb's refusing to take a position. But the silence the silence the silence the silence the silence the silence thi thu's that's that's what's thu's what's thu being pretty neutral in the whole thing. Your thumbs refusing to take a position. But the silence is deafening from your thumb.

That's what's up. Oh. You know, we've got a little Hoon hotspot right next to our current house. We're about to move soon. Not because of that. It's just also happening. Just across the way, there's like a car park next to an oval, a little field, if you will.

And that's where everybody hangs out, I don't know, do their burnouts and their donuts and let off some illegal fireworks every now and then. And if there's one thing we can say about burnouts, it's that they smell. It's just one of many smells. Now, see, look, last time I said, I said, Smell Watch, I said things that make, things that make you go, hmm. It smells that make you go, hmm.

Oh, we solved that mystery. It's time for smells that make you go. Hmm. It's that's now. It's that's now. It's that's now. It's stink. And the truth is. And the truth is. I feel so angry. And the truth is... I feel so fucking sad.

And the truth is... Sticks like sex in here. It goes so well. It just goes on like that. Now it's only like 40 seconds long but it feels. Smells the making a hmm. Another serious segment on a serious podcast. This comes to us from W.R.E.G. The rig. In Memphis, Tennessee. Hundreds of deer carcasses dumped in Memphis lot.

Oh. It's this again. A lot of these are carcasses. You guys just got to start dealing with the animals you kill, I think. How about this? Kill one, sort out that body. This is like a game of whack-a-mole where you hit one pile of deer carcasses and from another hole, another pile of deer carcasses just sort of... You shove them into one door in the hallway, another one bursts open. The house cannot take any more deer carcasses.

A few feet from the banks of Kilawatt Lake in North Memphis, Tennessee, since the small neighborhood of New Chelsea. In six years living there, neighbors have gotten used to one thing. Quote, smells horrible. One woman told, Rigg. She never thought much of it and didn't think she could do anything about it. Simply push just one big wooden peg. Lady, you gotta have a little bit more self-belief.

I love when they interview people and it's just a variation of, it's stinky. Yeah. It stinks, and it's fucked. I can't make it nuts, donkey. And I'm not moving. So I guess that's it. That's just a way of things. Yeah. She also never goes past the end of her block into the small industrial district between her neighborhood and the lake. People in the industrial area can smell it too. Quote, like rotting, disgustingness. It's just awful, another woman said. Both have smelled the stench for years. Oh, so they got that in common. That's something to talk about. Still fucking stinks stinks. It's the the the the the the the th. It. It. It. It. It's the the the the the th. It's the the th. It's th. It's the the the the the th. It's the the th. It's the the the the the thi. It's the the the thi. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi thi thi thiii the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi years. Oh, so they got that in common, that's nice.

Can't be that bad. Something to talk about? Still fucking stinks? Yeah, it still fucking stings. Well, see you tomorrow. Good to see ya. Just like not knowing that you live in like a town from a Lovecraft story. Just cursed and gray, and you can smell death on the air all the time. In the industrial area

they figured it came from Dino's Meats a wild game processing facility but they never suspected much more until someone noticed some eagle eye pass a by noticed hundreds of deer carcasses piled up and left to rot in a lot behind Dinos. I'm gonna tell you what you got a place in your town called Dino's meats you take it as a given that there is a pie. that that that that that that that that that that that th th th th th th th th their their their their their their their their is a their is a their is a their is a their is a their is a their is a their their is a their is a their is their is their is their is their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their is a their is a their is a their is a their is a their is a their is a their is a their is a their is a their is a the. the. the. the. theeeeo. theeo. their their the the their the their their their their is. their is a behind Dinos. I'm going to tell you what, you got a place in your town called Dinos Meats, you take it as a given that there is a pile of animal carcasses in the parking lot. And that's also what the hot dogs are made out of. They go out there, they chop a little bit more off the frozen animal, chuck it in the microwave, hit it with a hammer, smushcry it, that's your hot dog. You can see the deer pile from Google Maps?

Yeah, maybe. Try and find Dino's Meats in North Memphis, Tennessee. Not that I can see. Dinos Meats.com. We can just go there. However, Dinos meat processing Memphis, Tennessee, rated one star on Facebook. Yeah. Because it's stinky.

It's the smell, I guess. Oh, but the wild game processing plant, which is the one I believe we are discussing 4.2 out of five. Doesn't smell at all. Because not adding to the smell anyway. Everyone's very quick to finger dino. I, I too am in the line of finger dino. That's a...

It's always been a dream of mine. Quote, you'll literally see dogs running by with bones in their mouths. And they're like wild dogs that are aggressive, said a woman who works in the area, mainly women who work in this area. Hmm. See dogs run away with a trail of hot dogs in their mouths. Imagine, like, again, just signs that the area you're living and working in, not, maybe not what it used to be. I think thethink the aggressive wild dogs running to and fro with big big rotting pieces

of deer in their mouth. I don't have any in that in my city. Don't know about you guys. Like to me seeing one would be unusual. But the roving swarms of them. That city belongs to the dogs now. It's true. Reg tried multiple times to speak with someone at Dinos, but no one came to the door or returned calls. Dino down behind the couch. Turn off the lamp!

Get down. Get down. Say that's who's kids. Get down. Oh. A large holding company called A-Corp. Based in Missouri owns Dino's meets. A-Corp owner Barry A-Cock. Wonderful.

So why didn't you name it? Oh, that's great. He names Acock and you named your business Acorn. Barry Acock said, I don't know anything about Deer Carcass dumping in Memphis. That business is leased to a third party, he said, both hands, palm facing out. It's none of my business. Up shoulder hide. It's a franchise. I don't know nothing about it. Why would you even ask me? Why would you ask?. th th th to to to to to th th you th you to to to th th you th th you to th you to th you th you th you th thi? thi? thi. thi. thi. th. thi. th. It. It. It. thi. It. It's th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the the the the thea thea thea thea thea thea that's that's that's great thea thateateate. tha. tha. the. tha to a third party he said both hands palm facing out it's none of my business shoulder hide it's a franchise nothing about it why would you even ask me why would you even ask me are you asking everyone on the street or just

guys named Dino that's not even the Dino you know Dino's his license through the Tennessee Department of Agriculture in a routine December inspection the state found multiple critical and repeat violations including unsanitary conditions in the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing. nothing. nothing. nothing. nothing. nothing. nothing. nothing. nothing. nothing. nothing. nothing. nothing. nothing. to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the Tennessee Department of Agriculture. In a routine December inspection, the state found multiple critical and repeat violations, including unsanitary conditions inside and outside the facility. Still, they gave Dinos a passing grade. With the score of 79. Gonna have to do something about the pile of deer out the back, but, how are you gonna do?

What is critical made in this context? Critical violations? They apparently not critical. 70, I don't think 79 should be a passing score for health. No. Like, I'm thinking 95. I'm thinking 100. How, how many percent is like a critical violation

and unsanitary conditions in your food preparing facility. How many percent is each of those knocking off if you're only getting down to 79 with multiple? What if each one takes like half a percent off your score and they just were walking around with the clipboard? Dozens. Yeah. We're comparing it to the other dinos in the state. They also wrote, quote, carcass remains were bagged and placed in the dumpster. The inspector noted he saw people,

quote, hauling trash outside and loading hides into the bed of a pickup. This is what America's all about. Just getting shit done. Just doing stuff. Throw them in the back of that guy's huge. Jump him in the parking lot. Just rotting carcasses in the dumpster. Yeah. Is that where they go? Well, I mean, you'll see. Is they going somewhere else now? Uh, it's unclear where the carcasses were already being dumped in the nearby lot during the December inspection.

I think it's pretty clear. If you've got the health inspector there and he's shaking his head and he's got his arms folded and he's tutting around the place at everything, you're probably hissing at the other guys who work with you, get some of these big piles of rotting carcasses out of here now. Just move around the corner, we'll put him back after. I'm actually imagining that the dumping had already commenced because they knew they had the inspection coming up, in like a week, you know? So I chucked him out the back. Fl a flushed, I flushed, I the the the the the the th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I'm, I th, I'm, th, th, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, the the the the the the the thu, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Get, th. Get, th. Get, th. Get, t. tap, toged, toge, toge, toge, toge, togu. togu. Get, togu. Get, toge, tog. Get, tog. Get, toge, toge, toge, toge, the, in like a week. You know? Just trying to like flush a whole deer hawk down the toil.

Yeah, everybody's very stressed and like when the inspectors get there, they are still in the process of lugging stuff out to the dumpster. I, that suggests to me that you have already got rid of a bunch of other stuff before that point. My goodness. Reg sent the Tennessee Department of Agriculture photos of the piled-up carcasses taken less than three months after their inspection and asked if the photo showed a violation of state law. The state later performed a follow-up inspection where records show Dino's 's operator Jeff McBride stealing Valor there I think. Dino Valor. Unless it's like branded like the... It sounds like a

franchise right? Yeah or it's or it's branded like the dinosaur from the Flintstones you know? Maybe. You know when you see like a small business or a takeaway shop or something and they've just they've just stolen like a Donald Duck to put on, putting their branding? I always think, if they knew about you, if they knew about you. So Jeff McBride said he hadn't utilized a carcass removal dumpster for two years and had been discarding the carcasses on another lot he owns. Hey, congratulations to Jeff McBride on his two years of carcass removal dumpster sobriety.

You're doing great, bud. I don't do that anymore. I haven't done one for two years, okay? I'm on the wagon? What kind of wagon are you? I'm about the carcass removal dumpster wagon. Yeah. Um, so he said he had been discarding the carcasses on another lot he owns, even though record showed,

that land was part of a public right of way. Department of Agriculture officials said they told him he has to put the animal remains in cupboard containers. I don't want to. God, that is so fucking gross. That's so yucky. Like just leaving a whole gang of corpses out, just rotten in the open air. My goodness. Jeff McBride.

Two thumbs down for you. This guy's nasty. A big stinkie to Jeff McBride. Do you think he's out there going, I can't even smell anything. Yeah, because he's used to it. He doesn't smell it. He doesn't see what the problem is. That's right. When you live in a carcassie home, you know. McBride promised to have a company bring in a bulldozer and cleanup equipment to remove the carcasses in the next week.

But a week later, nothing had changed. I love dudes who just like say whatever they have to say whatever they have to say to leave the conversation they're having. To the like health department. Is that for sure? I'll do that. Hey man, you need to really get rid of these. Oh yeah, absolutely. You're too, man.

All right. We are, we used to talk about politics on this show. Way back in the day. And that was what I loved about, former Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott. That man would say, whatever he thought you wanted to hear, so that you would nod, and then he could just be swept out of the room. This is an issue for the whole city, said Frank Johnson, a local environmental justice advocate and the executive director of the whole city, said Frank Johnson, a local environmental justice advocate,

and the executive director of the depot communities united. Johnson's had trouble getting help with potential dangers in his neighborhood near the old defense depot in South Memphis. He wants more people in Memphis to know about the risks. Quote, we've been trying to get a knowledge campaign to let people know what you're smelling, dealing with is not what you think it is. He said, the smells are not what they seem. What are they going to do with that information like? Hey, do you know that the smells that you're smelling, that you're dealing with?

They know what you think they are? Yeah, well have a good one. They're actually from somewhere. Anyway. Check that your nose is not deceiving you. Do you think you know what the smells you're dealing with are? You don't. Peace. I'm out. When Dinos didn't clean up the carc Since the carcasses were dumped on a separate plot of land.

Now before you get into the next three paragraphs, this is just something in, we've had this happened a couple of times now where it is a very specific form of journalism, which is like small regional news station contacting every possible local government department that could be responsible for something and getting a series of nopes. It is tremendous. But no, that's not our problem. Call somebody else.

Yeah. Uh, so they said there was nothing else they could do. They then referred R. to multiple other entities, the Tennessee Wildlife Resources Agency, the Tennessee Department of Environment and conservation and the city Wildlife Resources Agency, the Tennessee Department of Environment and Conservation and the City of Memphis. And I bet that each of those individually when you phone them would be really excited to come and solve this problem for you. Yeah, Reg is doing the work.

They're out there doing like real journalism, you know? It's putting themselves on the regular. Yeah. Now you have to imagine it's spelled with a W at the start. Like the like the thing that they're on. Like the station code. The station on the regular. Like the balls on this person from whatever department this was, the Tennessee Department of Agriculture, to say here are several other government departments that should be able to assist you with this and my work here is done. Instead of being like I'm going to contact the people who I know can do something about this? That'll let you know.

Probably are in the same office as well. Where he's like oh no no you're gonna have to call up that other department. And then he turns around after hanging up and says, hey, Tony, you're about to get a phone call. Tell her, you can't do anything about it. So spokespeople for the Tennessee Wildlife Resources Agency to not violating other health or environmental ordinances. How is open rotting meat and a horrid stench? I feel like this is a poor law.

It's like you're allowed to bury your dog in the backyard. But you shouldn't be doing this. Yeah, as long as you're not violating other health or environmental ordinances. I would assume that leaving a lot of rotting meat out in the open would just be considered. I would say a carcass limit if you want to avoid people not being able to bury their pets. Like let's say three. Three. Like a three carcass ceiling. If all four of your hamsters died, you're going to have to go through the Tennessee Department of Agriculture.

Yeah. So they've been kind of palmed off by the Tennessee Wildlife Resources Agency. A spokesperson with the Tennessee Department of Environment and Conservation told Reg it instructed Dinos to clean up the carcasses. Pollywood move? And he said he's gonna. Yeah, oh, um, don't worry. We already told him to do that. Don't worry, we suspended his license for 30 days.

A spokesperson for the city of Memphis said this issue was not in the city's jurisdiction related to stormwater regulation. Okay. This is all very helpful. When pressed about whether they had any departments that could further investigate, Memphis official said, code enforcement had cited Dinos for dumping and given them a date in environmental court. Oh great. It'll take six months.

Bureaucracy, am I right? Yeah, I'm sick of all the red tape. He should have just shot him. They should have hung him in the streets. Jeff McBride? We went to college together? Oh, I didn't. Bam! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Click! Four days later, Reg found the lot clear of carcasses with fresh dirt piled on top. But nearby business employees said they think Dino's buried the carcasses rather than removing them. And it sure sounds like it.

Yeah. Oh, there's just like a big, a big pile and a lot of flies, but it's just got like sticks sticks propped over it, branches leaning up against it, you know? This is the occasional deer hoof sticking out. Oh, McBride told an environmental court judge Monday. He paid a company to have them removed. The city, the city, the city, the city, and the city, and the the the the the the the the they the th. they they th. Oh, they they th. Oh, the, they they the, the, thoomked, they they thoomeathea, the, thoomorrow, thoome. Oh, thoes, thoes, thoes, thoes, thoes, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thinks, thinks, thin, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean. It's thin. It's thinks, thinks, thinks, thinks, ld an environmental court judge Monday, he paid a company to have them removed. The city asked for proof and reset the case for May the 1st. Well how is one to prove that a deer is not buried in the ground?

You shouldn't have asked him to get rid of them. You know, now how are you going to prove it? Now he gets rid of them and you're like, show us the deer and you can't, because they they're they're. How come one true the absence of a deer? Are you gonna dig them up? I think they're actually just asking for proof that he paid them that he paid a company to remove them. Oh, right. Yeah, they didn't ask him to show them the absence of a deer. How do you show someone the absence of a deer? Hey look, a deer isn't. How do you show someone the absence of a deer? Hey, you guys hear a deer? Exactly.

I rest my case, sir, sit down, you are not representing yourself. Not a deer to be heard. Well, folks, that's it. Thanks to stop and bite. See ne next time. If you smell something funny, t that's it. Thanks to stopping by. See you next time. If you smell something funny, tell us about it. Mailbag at Punta Vista.

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