Boonta Vista - EPISODE 292: The Balloonist May Have Acted Criminally

Episode Date: April 13, 2023

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A warm, chemically distinct liquid gushing from the seafloor, a Dutch balloonist with no conscience, and a secondhand report on a cruise ship mishap. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [e-mail]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Hello and welcome to Buntavista episode 292. I'm Ben and I'm here having a great time with my big boys. I'm also a big boy and we're doing a bunch of classic big boy stuff. Me and my big boys. We've been having a few beers and rough housing, watching a couple of classic big boy flicks, and you just know all of us big boys have popped our shirts off. It's nothing but boot cut jeans, new balance, sneakers, and baseball caps, so we're kicking in the garage and take turns armresting each other. Joining me, having just flipped the meatloaf bat out of hell tape back from side B to side A so we can get those rocking big b-b thunc It's one of my big boys. It's Theo. Watch out I'm gonna get you! Hey, oh no if I get you first. Ah, ah! We got each other. I love being a big boy.

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The whole year round is big boy season as far as everyone in this garage is concerned. Also joining us, a Carmen's kitchen fruit-free musely bar to put a little more gas in that rough housing tank. It's another one of my big boys. It's Andrew. Hey Andrew. Oh, ho, ho, ho, oh. Yeah, there he is. He's one of my big boys.

Fuck I'm big. Yeah, but not like, this isn't like a, I'm not necessarily, this isn't like a fat phobic thing. I want to be very clear about this. The big, big a big boy is just sort of out being a, like a husky guy or a big guy, or personality-wise, you're kind of like a, you're just a big boy stuff. Yeah. Being like a small guy who tries to be like weirdly fighty in social situations, like out in public if someone like accidentally bumps into them, but everyone knows that they wouldn't be able to do anything they've never been in a fight in their life.

That's big boy stuff as well. That's classic little big boy behavior. That is little big boy behavior. They should invent a motor bike that's all sidecar. You imagine three sidecars and you and two of your best friends? It'd be sort of like the, uh, those, the weird spaceships from Cloud City and Star Wars the Empire strikes back except there's three of them. Yeah. Do you reckon everyone that's in those little, the side-by-side spaceships and Cloud City are best friends?

Like that's how you get recruited? No, I don't at all. I think what happens is that they take two guys who don't get along grand and they put them both in the ship and they each have a steering wheel in their carpet. And they have to have to overcome to overcome to have to have a to have a to have a to have a their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their carpet. And they have to have to overcome their differences. Yeah, you've got to learn to work together. Like maybe you become best friends over time. It's for repairing. Yeah. Broken friendships. Yeah, I see what the real spaceship is here. It's a friendship. It's friend space ship. Yeah. Although I think these aren't actually technically spaces because they're in atmosphere. I think these might be ships. Air ships.

Airships. Kind of like a Zeppelin is always saying. If you know off the top of your head for me describing the side-by-side vehicles that are in Cloud City in Star Wars the Empire Strikes back, if you know what those are called, like you know they're like a Zorroo sub ZX2 or whatever, don't write in. Do not contact us. Try to get laid. Yep. Go outside and touch us. How are you guys at bending you? I got some, I'm thinking we can get into some boat building later on. Oh, sorry I, as in Y-E-W, the wood. Yeah, interesting.

You think about maybe steam bending, we can make like a pleasure craft? Oh, well, I'd have to pop the shoe off for that, too, I think. We wouldn't wear a shirt for the entire log weekend. As we bashed out a beautiful pleasure craft that could fit all seven to twelve of me and my big boys and that's been the big boys intro I had 20 minutes to come up with that one not bad it's no pregna get and it's no pregna get it I was sitting there stewing I'm gonna be honest my mother fucker came up with pregnant geton I'm here of a 20 minutes all I've got is a garage full of big boys. We are having a great time being big boys though to be fair. Yeah, you know.

Pop and open some cans, having some drinks together. Sometimes you pull a bottle, you pull a bloody stubby out of the fridge and maybe you've like put it in an Eski and taken it to your maid's place with a bunch of other stubbies but you don't drink this stubby in time and it just kind of sits in the Eski in the cold water for a while stays cold and you think to yourself that beer is still good you take it out of the Eski out of the water you'll wipe it back off the label the label the Straight off that bottle, because it's been soaked into the water for so long, you know? Then it goes back into the fridge, and it rests there for a while, and after a time it becomes a mystery liquid. It's time for mystery liquid.

Mystery liquid. Can't tell what color it is with a slick oily sheen. What could it mean? Can't tell what color it is with a slick oily sheen. What could it mean? Mystery liquid. I see some goop that is forming a pool on the floor. Who is it for? I'm gonna taste the mystery liquid. Hey, pro tip if you find yourself in that situation, try looking at the bottle cap.

Oh. So it's not really a mystery liquid if it's still got a branded bubble cap on it. You know what, let's do another two minute long cycle. Oh. This is a press release from the University of Washington. Warm liquid spewing from Oregon Seafloor comes from Cascadia Fault could offer clues to earthquake hazards. Mmm.

Fellas, you know that feeling. When there's a warm liquid spuing from a thi, the they, the the, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the, the, the, the, oh, the, oh, oh, oh, the, the, oh, there, there, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, there, oh, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, there, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. could offer clues to earthquake hazards. Mmm. Fellas, you know that feeling, when there's a warm liquid spewing from your sea floor? You know? Yeah. Yeah. It feels good. A study led by the University of Washington discovered

seeps of warm, chemically distinct liquid shooting up from the sea floor about 50 miles off Newport, Oregon. Ben, is this one of those stories that you want me to try and be normal about? Yeah, just be normal about it. This is like a really interesting thing talking about sub-floor, sub-surfaced, sub-surface liquids that could indicate something about earthquake faults, just don't also the Earth is coming. Scientists observed thick ropes of liquid shit.

I mean, you're not, yeah. It's about 36 degrees. It's just piss. Yeah, hard to wash off. The paper, published January 25th in science advances, describes the unique underwater spring the researchers named Pythias Oasis. Observation suggests the spring is sourced from water 2.5 miles beneath the seafloor at the plate

boundary regulating stress on the offshore fault. Maybe that's that secret ocean we were talking about. Yeah. So I was thinking about that. You know what I I think these are two different things but I also feel like I've been a dumb fuck my whole life for thinking well the sea floor. That's it. That's the water stops. That's the yeah that's where it stops being water. Everything under there is magma. Yeah it's it's rock then it's yeah magma and then there's some other shit in there. Have we got a spinning iron core. th everything everything everything everything everything everything everything if everything if if it it it it it it it it it it it's if it's if it's if it's if it's if it's if it's it's if it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's th it's th. It's it's it's th. It's th. It's the the the the the the the the th. It's the th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's thi. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. It's th. It's then there's some other shit in there. Have we got a spinning iron core or is that one of the other planets? We sure do have a spinning iron core. Oh, that's cool.

We've got a very good one. That's why we have such a strong magnetic field that helps us kind of protects us from, buddy, star children. Yeah, keeps the star children away. I feel like people often don't thank. A spinning iron core a day. That keeps the star children away, that's right now, just as little exercise, you, the listener, be thankful to the spinning iron core that protects us from comets.

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themed doormat on the Lunar Lander, so they normally would never do this, but George Lucas gave them an advanced look at the script for the upcoming film Star Wars. The one that didn't have Yoda in it? That's the fucking goddamn. I think this is part of the reason that they go really hard in trying to make sure that they got the right kind of people as astronauts the right stuff if you will because if you get the wrong kind of guy. He's got to be sneaking a handful of that moon dust back on to maybe do a few sneaky rails up later on and see if there's any good. Yeah. Yeah. And what if it is good? What if it's so good? What if it immediately sends you into that portal from the end of 2001 a space odyssey?

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The team made the discovery during a weather-related delay for a cruise aboard the RV Thomas G. Thompson, the old Tommy-Tummy. The ship's sonar showed unexpected plumes of bubbles about three-quarters of a mile beneath the ocean surface. Further exploration using an underwater robot. They got those now? That's a... yeah ROVsVs man we had them for Titanic the movie Titanic features James Cameron out of John. At R-O-V Prominently a friend of the show marine biologist to the show and exodusman to the show Jesse has been on several several trips where they're out there

piloting ROVs down to the abysal plane. That's sick. That's cool. We were watching Titanic with the kids the other day. And I was like, yeah, all this footage is just James Cameron going down there, because he's crazy. That man's psycho. He should have just become a marine biologist. He wouldn't have to fuck around with making avatars one through nine.

It's the only way I can get funding to get down there. He's probably right. It revealed that the bubbles were just a minor component of warm, chemically distinct fluid gushing from the sea floor sediment. Splush! Splush! Don't! Quote! They explored in that direction. And what they saw was not just methane bubbles, but water coming out of the sea floor like a fire hose. I don't know why that's so funny.

It's water going into water and the stuff coming out of a fire hose is water so I guess that is like a fire hose. Yeah, if the fire hose was underwater. Yeah, and it was like a crack in the ground. Oh. And the fire hose was full of semen. It's just piss. That's something I've never seen, and to my knowledge has never been observed before, said co-author, Evan Solomon, a U-Double associate professor of oceanography who studies seafloor geology. Gotta get all the way down there to study it, you know.

It's a hassle. Study the stuff that's up here. It's going to be so much easier. Yeah. They should put a sea floor on the surface. Yes. So that we can just look at it from there. Yeah. You guys have any dry seafloor? The feature was discovered by first author Brendan Philip who did the work as a U-double

graduate student, U-W, I should say. Ooh, that's right. As a grah graduate student who now works as a White House policy advisor. The fucking Oval Office Fish guy. I know he's standing there so Joe Brandon can be like, tell me about these fish. That's his job now. That's literally what he does. If we go to war with China and that war is on the bottom of the ocean, now you'll look pretty stupid. Well, yeah.

Are they shooting any gushing fire hose type substances at us? No? All right, I'll just be over here. Is it like a Pacific Rim kind of situation that they're envisioning? They get big robots down there and deal with that. Get those Kaiju's out of there. Oh, geez, here we go. Observations from later

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It's just great to hear some, a lot of Raff just going, go out to bars and meet people. Oh, he was absolutely doing the, uh, the Andrew and Theo bit of out dating apps. Hey, I'm also anti-dating apps. We're all anti-dating apps, yeah. I looked, I looked it up and I thought, surely not OK, Cupid, all the rest, but surely not OK, Cupid. Hmm. Okay, Cupid is owned by Match Group which also owns Tinder hinge plenty of fish. What else on that bad boy? Do they have bumble? Meetic? Oh meetic is a French online dating so. Oh ha ha ha. Oh meetic is a French online dating

so. Oh no. Oh no. You have to choose whether you're looking for a wife or a mistress when you first sign up. You have to add a smellogram of your feet before you sign up. Downloading foot-time smell of 4.8 gigs. My goodness. So anyway, because it is playprol, the month of plugs, listen to the downround. Yeah someone already sort of did that to us. They did a fake out where they said they were going to do a playpro plug for us and then they plugged downround instead. Yeah, it's okay for me to do but not for you to do. Yeah. Don't do that. Yeah. Don't do that.

A lot of people are trying to do like joke playpro things where they're plugging something else or they're talking about us like we're bad or something. You don't understand. No. The playpaple, we're looking for sincere, meaningful plugs of this podcast. Yes. And given to the broadest audience you possibly can. Yep. But in a personal fashion. It was so complicated about that.

If you could tailor it to each individual person as well, you said it. Don't make it sound cookie cutter? No. Don't make it sound rote. Try and appeal to the listener to something they might like. And again, make it sincere. It's that easy. You might be asking, what are you getting out of this? Yep. Shut up. Stop asking that.

Hey, Theo, don't you hate it when you experience a loss of fluid from your offshore mega thrust interface? Or do you really like it? I have to say most of my loss of fluid experience has been due to my onshore mega thrust complex. I'm not a big offshore kind of guy, just personally. Oh, you ever have a... Oh boy. You ever have like, uh, four or five beers is a death sentence for me? That's like, that's like, that's like my LD 50 of beer.

No. Oh, that feels good. Four or five beers is a death sentence for me. That's like my LD 50 of beer. There's two liters. Oh. Loss of fluid from the offshore mega thrust interface through these strike-slip faults is important because it lowers the fluid pressure between the sediment particles and hence increases the friction between the oceanic and continental plates. I'm always saying this. You get you get a build up a pressure. You got to get that release.

Quote, the mega thrust fault zone is like an air hockey table. Solomon said. And I would really, it would be very funny to me if that was the end of the comment. Yeah, done. Well, bye. If the fluid pressure is high, it's like the air is turned on, meaning there's less friction and the two plates can slip. Whip! Oh, they just sort of, the two plates are kind of like slipping.

The gliding. They're gliding. the top of each other. It's natural. Yeah. Yeah. Well, the megathrust fault zone is kind of like a natural lubricant. Yeah. I think. And it's hard to tell sort of where one starts and the other ends. Well, the fluid in there is, I guess. I don't really. Yeah. Not a seismologist. If the fluid pressure is lower, the two plates will lock, like a dog's genitals. It's fucking another dog. Yeah, I guess it is like a dog's genitals. We should interview these guys. So you're saying it's sort of like a dog's genitals. It's like it's sort of like the fault zone is experiencing vaginismus. Oh boy.

Fluid released from the fault zone is like leaking lubricant, Solomon said. Pervert. Pervert. Pervert. That's bad news for earthquake hazards. Less lubricant means stress can build to create a damaging quake. Come on, man. Less lubricant is bad news, you know.

More the better in my experience. Isn't it, it's good news for the hazards, because that's what the hazards want. Yeah, we need more articles written from the perspective of a hazard that is trying to, you know, be hazardous. Yeah, it's, well, you know, it's trying to self-actualize. It's trying trying trying trying trying trying to to, to, to to be to be to be to be thiiii. their thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their, their, their, their, their, their. their. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. try. try. try. tryooooooooooooooooooooomoomooomorrow, their their their to self-actualize. It's trying to have agency. It's trying to become, you know, it's becoming. And we don't want to hold that back. Yeah.

It's just sort of wanting to be... It's just the secreting, but for... Earthquakes. Acktonic plates leaking, the sub-ocean lubricant. Yeah, and again it's just piss. I love science. This is the first known side of its kind, Solomon said. Similar fluid seeps may exist nearby, he added, though they are hard to detect from the ocean's surface. The significant fluid leak off central Oregon could explain why the northern portion of the Cascadia Subduction Zone

off the coast of Washington is believed to be more strongly locked or coupled like the genitals of the aforementioned dogs. Please stop mentioning dog theed. We don't want to swip metafels. We don't want to swip metafels. Look my brain is not good at the moment. Get his ass, he's tired because he's been looking after his kids a lot. My kids are currently not here, so I'm going to take it to him.

My God, that sounds like heaven. Yep, everybody's gone. Just me alone, big empty house. Which, like, when you do have little kids and that happens the first couple of times you're like, what the fuck do I do? Yeah, the possibilities are endless. I definitely, that's the worst thing to happen ever is that for the possibilities to be endless. Yeah, we've had to pep talk you through this like several times you're like, hey in four hours I'm going to have some spare time. Yeah. What do I do? I need the possibilities to be narrow and well-defined. You will play video game.

You will drink one mid-strength beer from the weird beer holder in the top of your fridge. I ended up playing Outer Wilds. It's a good time. I think you might have actually spoiled it for me, um, partially when you were talking about it in, gamers channel on the Discord because I've never played it before but I don't know what is a spoiler though as well so who knows? No one really does it's crazy to think about. Yeah and that was a short four or five paragraph story about seismic activity off the coast of the Pacific

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That's right. It's time to talk about thefucking Dutch. It's a tel me, buddy, I'm from Holland. Isn't that beer? It's Netherlands corner. This comes to us from the NL Times. Woman severely injured by horses, spooked by hot air balloon. Don't do a funny reading voice over the woman severely injured part. Oh, you want it to be serious?

I feel like your eyes were ahead of you as you got towards the end of the sentence. The police are looking for a hot air balloon pilot. Look at the crowd for a top hat, Steampunk goggles. Does anyone have nine syllables between their first and last names? Yeah. Last scene flirting with teenagers. Does anyone have nine syllables between their first and last days? Yeah. Last scene flirting with teenagers. Is anyone trying to get around the world in a certain number of days?

The police are looking for a hot air balloon pilot who spooked horses between Olden Zal and Duluth on August 21st last year. That's the least scary thing in the world and it moves in two kilometers an hour. I love getting scared by stuff, really. Hey, who would be scared by a hot air balloon? How did you enjoy your time in a hot air balloon? Look. I don't think the horse was in the basket. Yeah, I don't think they made the horse go up. Okay. Sure. Sure.

There's a large object moving slowly in their vicinity. The woman was loading horses near Reddy's tennis court when the low flying red hot air balloon came by. Dun, dun, dun. Just crests a hill. Well, you know that... Ah! That part from fucking AI where it's the hot air balloon disguised as the moon rises over the hill. It's exactly that, but it's broad daylight.

It's cruising to it towards you and your horses. Who's the band in that scene where they're tearing up all the robots in the Hillbilly Robot Circus. Is it ministry? It's not like... I always kind of thought it was Rob Zombie. Ministry, it is ministry. Damn.

Stephen Spielberg nabs ministry for AI. Threaten to get a minute. You got ministry? Imagine like the idea that Spielberg has to like... Beg to get in. You got ministry? Imagine like the idea that Spielberg has to like beg to get ministry? Well Queen's Rike turned him down so. Just imagining like Martin Scorsesey getting off a phone call punching a hole in the plaster of his office, you know? K.M. F.F.D.M. F.MFDM to play in the background of silence. Stabbing Westwood still available? If you're under the age of 30, check out Stabbing Westwood.

It's gonna fucking rock your shit. Hmm. The balloon spook the horses who ran off, knocking the woman to the ground. Come on, damn it. The victim was hospitalized for 10 days, including four days in intensive care. I'm kind of on the ride now, you know what I mean? You've started it. Yeah, I think for the joke to be funny I have to continue doing it.

I don't know if I've ever been concerned with whether or not the jokes are funny. Okay, it's not that kind of show. No. She suffered a skull fracture in the fall. Geez, it's getting harder to... Yeah. Yeah, to hold this one up. It's really... It's almost exactly what happened to my mom a couple of years ago. Oh my goodness.

Did your mother also lose her sense of smell and taste? No, she just had an open break on a colobine. Howie? Howe? How are that yeah damn one of the um one of the kids at my kids school who she sometimes has beef with I hear about this kid a lot you know beef child yeah yep and um so my daughter was off school sick on a Monday and then on the Tuesday she went to school and I picked her up in the afternoon.

She said, oh, this girl in my class broke her arm yesterday. And the bone came out of the skin. And I, and I was like, did it? Because like you weren't here, you know, so I can really imagine the playground stories like swirling and exaggerating while you're away from school, you know? And so we heard about this story in the afternoon and Eleanor messages the mum of this kid and says, oh is your daughter all right?

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No, no. Right? And so she was like on the ground and then as she got up, the bone. The bone went back into the arm, but like with all the gravel and dirt and stuff on it. Oh, come on now. That was stuck to it, went it. The dude, the fucking directed, uh, uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, the, th, th., th.. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the bone, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, the bone, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, the, thea, thea, thea. And, thea. And, thea' snaped, thea' snaped, thea' snaped, the the the thea, the the and stuff on it. Oh come on now. That was stuck to it when it. Yeah. The dude the fucking directed brawl and cell block nine nights has taken notes. Oh bone goes back in question mark. Yes so I turned to my daughter and I said story confirmed.

All good I don't doubt you anymore. Yeah that's a wild story that's gotta like, that one's gotta stick around for a while. I, the worst I can remember from my school was, we went on a school trip to Brisbane, we went to the, to the ice skating rink. Can't confirm whether it was the Boydle one or the,le one or the one on the south side. Oh, I can help you figure that out. Was it really good or did it suck ass?

Can't remember. I was a teen, so. Okay, well you didn't let me tee up a slam against the Acacia Ridge ice rink. Take that Acacia Ridge ice rink. You suck ass. Tundle the same company. Yeah. And a girl slipped over and punctured her wrist on the front of the skate. This is this fucking podcast. Yeah.

Yeah. The guy died at the Bundle one. Oh my god. Yeah, old guy fell over and cracked his nogne and died. Oh no. Yeah, that was when I was going there like every week. I didn't, the guy, the guy, th. I th. I was like, th. I was like, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thu. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, tho. Oh, tho. Oh, tho. Oh, the th. noggin and died. Oh no! Yeah, that was when I was going there like every week. It didn't happen while I was there. I was like a guy, re-watching. Go back, okay, back a step.

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My knees are fine now. I realized that I was just crossing them at work and so that was what was causing my chronic knee pain. I have some kind of fundamental physiological weakness that makes ice skating a nightmare for me. I don't know what it is. I don't know if I'm like lacking some sort of layer of muscle around my ankles or something like that. I put ice skates on and I I cruise around for a little bit and the my lower legs hurt so fucking much. I hate it. I fucking hate it. I'm sure it's the if I did it a bunch Like if that would just smooth itself out, you know?

We'll get you out there. We'll push you out on the sled. Next time you come up to Brisbane we're going ice. I spend my entire life as a big fucking stumbling fucking off a man. But when you're out there on the ice. the ice ice ice ice I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I the the the the the the ice I the the the the the the th. I th. I'm the th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm tho tho tho tho tho- I'm th fucking thi thi thi thi thi th fucking fucking fucking th fucking th fucking th fucking th. I's th fucking th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I's th. I's th. I's thi. I's thi. I's t thi toge. I'm fucking toge. I'm fucking toge. I'm fucking toge. I'm fucking thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th when you're out there on the ice, I'm a fucking gazelle. Can you go backwards? Oh my god, I can, I'd do everything. I'm going backwards, I'm doing shit like you wouldn't fucking believe. I'm doing 180 spins in the air, landing backwards. No, you're not. That's not true. This body becomes unbelievable.

No, this is, I can't tell right now. I'll be deadly serious. This is the one time of my life I feel physically comfortable in my body. You put me on the ice? You put me on my skates? I'm just going to pull back the curtain for a second here, folks. The old wet curtain. And just say, if you are a long-time listener of this show, then maybe you also get to regularly have

this experience where have you ever talked to someone for several hours a week for five years? Sort of like, you know, in the inner sanctum of their life kind of thing. Yep. And in Theo's case, known this person for many years before during the podcast. Yeah, that's right. And then, every now and then, then, I mean, look, I, I, I, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, to, th, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, have, have, have, have, have, have, have to have to have, have, have, have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have, have, have, have, have, have, have, have, have, have, have, have, have, have, have, have, have, have, have, have, have, have, have, have, have, have, have, have, have, have, have, to to to to to to to to to th, th, to to to th, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to person for many years before during the podcast. Yeah, that's right. And then, every now and then, I mean, look, we all have plenty of new things to learn about each other. I think that's the last new thing there was to learn about Ben.

New thing, yeah. I mean, I feel like I might have mentioned on the show before because this how my face got fucked I'm not really fucked up. That's why my nose is crooked. It's because he's just crooked. Oh my god, I have a crookedest face in the world. I have Graham Linahan's face. That is a patently untrue thing to say. I'm sorry. Well, yeah, no, it's second after Graham Linahan's face. But I don't have his beliefs.

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You get your eye in that you lost over the course the last 18 months. Yeah. Yeah, that's what happens with bowling, I think where you have a couple of games and like the first a bit and you're scoring all right and then it's and then it's over and you're like well that's it for two to three years. Yeah, you know it do really badly kind of throw a tantrum. Yep. Yeah. But I never have, I never have the feeling good about it experience with ice skating which I also do every let's say two to five years. And I never have the point where I'm like, this feels pretty good. You know?

I'm just like, oh, what you get that? Once the wobbliness goes away, it feels like heaven. It's bliss. You don't want to force it though. I'm sure it does. You see people, like so many things in life, you see people doing, uh, you see like seasoned people doing a thing.

And they make they make they make they make they make they make they make they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they make it look easy and you just think, oh, to have the grace and such, you know. But I am simply not willing to invest that kind of time and effort into ice skating specifically. And now at my advanced age were I to take a tumble on some hard ice ice. Oh my goodness. My one ice skating injury that I remember as I was like a teenager and I fell over when ice skating with like my hands out in front of me and someone skated over my hand? Oh come on now. Didn't feel good. Luckily though, rental ice skates probably not as sharp.

Yeah. You know if if an Olympic medalist skated over your hand, I think those fingers are coming right off. Actually, that's the thing is, I was, I got back into a little habit of, I got back into a little bit a while ago, but then I needed to get my skates sharpened and I never got around to get the done and then I dropped off again. I need to start doing that. I'm gonna drop him into skate beers in the city if they're still going maybe get my skates sharpened. The woman also suffered a skull fracture during the fall. Also a sense of smell and taste and now struggles to deal with crowds and noise. Well don't go to an ice skating rink during the busy time of year. Go to 10 a tm.m. their their their their their their their their their their their their their they they's they's they's they're they're they're they're they're they're still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still they're they're still still still still still still still still they're still they're still still still they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still still their they's they's they's they's they's they're they're they're their their their their their their their their their their their their their s s s s s s sc-s. their sc-s. their sc-s. their sc-a. their sc-a. their sc-s. their sc-s. they're still still still still still still still they're still still they rink during the busy time of year. Go to 10 a.m. on a Tuesday. There's no one else there. It fucking rules. 10 a.m. on a Tuesday. The classic time most

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Go on the Scooby-doo coaster. To be honest, I've mainly been rediscovering my love of just going to the cinema. That was my thing as a teenager. The cinema was that I would just, every weekend I would just go to the movies and see whatever was on. The next week I would go and I would see the other thing that was on, you know? Which is why I would occasionally go and see things like more than once at the movies, you know, which sounds insane to me now when people say, oh I went back to see

this thing again. It sounds crazy to me with the infrequency that I go to the movies now. But I've been going more lately and that's the only time that my body felt like, it was right where it was supposed to be. Sitting in a chair. Completely prone to a chair, watching a movie. Eating popcorn. I just wanted to add that you can't take a day off to go on the Scooby-Do spooky coaster because they won't be finished doing the upgrades on it and they won't reopen it until 2025.

But you can book that leave now. What are they doing in there? What could possibly... What are they doing in there? Oh! Going to your boss on Monday morning? Hey I just want to see if I can get first dibs. Yeah. 2025. Opening day of the Scooby-doo spooky coaster next generation. Let me check the calendar real quick the shared calendar. Mmm. It's looking pretty packed up. I booked that day off and so did the the the the the the the the the the the the the they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're doing they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they to they to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tho. tho. thoing tho tho tho tho tho real quick, the shared calendar? It's looking pretty packed up. I booked that day off and so did everybody else in the office. Oh you know what I was doing in the movies the other day? Jacking off. Tip the bag.

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What a beautiful experience. Watching John Wick for Five Stars. Uh, the balloonist may have acted criminally, which is a sentence I love to hear. The balloonist may have acted criminally. Yeah, that's fun. That's just fun to say. Oh, that balloonist you know? He may have acted criminally. Yeah. That's good. You're a mutual friend to the balloonist? How do you think he normally acts? Yeah, has it been acting lately? If you had to describe the way that our balloonist friend acts

with one word, what would it be? Lawful? Well, I've got some news for you. The balloonist may have acted criminally. A police spokesperson said to the broadcaster, quote, in order to a Shethish, the statement of the balloonist and any witnesses is vital. The police believe the man knows what happened. He fucking knows. Yeah, it's not like he was facing the other way at the balloon while all of this hullabaloo was going on. Is the accusation here that he meant to do this?

I think that they are accusing this guy of a hit and fly. Where the intention, the intention was not to do that, but he's had an incident and he should have said, hey, give me 25 minutes to stop the balloon. Yeah. I have no control over where I land, but I will come back once my wife peaks me up. Yep. And I think there's some, there are conceivably some incidents in road and sky that you could say I didn't know that I had done something there, you know. But like, this one, if you're traveling very slowly and a big commotion has happened, you know, big commotion has happened, if somebody's maybe yelling at you and you look at them, it's hard to deny, you know?

Kind of like the ones where people like plow into a cyclist in their four-wheel drive and then just keep going? Yeah, those ones you probably definitely know. Like it doesn't matter how well sound insulated your whatever is. You're probably aware that you just, you know. Doesn't matter what volume you were listening to Steve Wynwood. You heard the clunk. You felt it through the seat, you know. The victim's daughter saw him looking in their direction as he flew away. Yeah, that probably did it. That probably

the eye contact. The fact that you were looking at Olaf directly in the eyes, Olaf von Zepplerborgen, as he flies off in his magnificent flying machine. You're like, you can see me, right, moth fucker? These horses, you spooked? Yeah, he looked at me, he did that thing where, you know, he took his index finger and his middle finger and he pointed at his own eyes, and then he pointed at me with those two fingers.

Then he pointed at me again with those two fingers. I saw him look at us and the the the the the the the the the the the the the thuice and the thuice and thuice and thuice and thuice and thus and thus and thus and eyes, and then he pointed at me again with those two fingers. I saw him look at us and they just sort of do a, What, my bad? I kind of shrug as the horse was kicking my mother to death. He just, he just kind of winced and went, ooh. Sorry. I'd stop. But I don't know how. Just miming that there's no real levers to pull or anything that he can do. I mean I feel like we probably are telling on ourselves of it sometimes when we just repeatedly

act like nobody knows how to stop a hot air balloon. Telling on ourselves that we don't know how to stop a hot air balloon? Yeah, pretty much. Well I mean I think I understand the basic concept of it is you can release some of the air slowly and gradually to low yourself down but you still subject to the whims of the wind. It's so true. What if the surface of the earth were to become superheated spontaneously, you'd be fucked? Yeah. Would it carry you away? Would you even want to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the air the air the air the air the air the the the air the air the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their air their their air their air their air their their their their their their their their the earth were to become superheated spontaneously, you know? You'd be fucked. Yeah, would it carry you away? Would you even want to go down anymore?

No. Quote, the daughter could she the man well, confirming the suspicion that the balloon is flying too low. The balloonish never came forward, the police spokesperson said. That is dog shit behavior. Just be like, whoop. Well, never tellaine you you you you you you th th th th th th th to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their you to carry their you're to carry their their their the you're the you their the tho. Would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that would that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's they the you they they they they they they the they the the the they they they. Would theyu. Would the theyu. Would bea. Would theyu. Would they. said. That is dog shit behavior. Just being like, whoop. Well, never telling anyone about that. That's going in the old vault.

Puh. Getting home, wife's like, what'd you do today? Nothing. I, uh, went to the library. I didn't borrow anything so there's no paper trail. I was just looking. Shit. Let's just pull back the curtain for one more second.

A little peek. Yeah, why not. A little peek. Um, our dear beautiful friend Theo has had to depart. An issue has arisen, and he's gone now. Forget everything you thought you knew about Theo. This is exactly like the bit in Stargate where Daniel ascends. Am I right? Are you right? It's like

season five or six I think? Oh the show! Get the fuck out of here. Oh a show's fantastic, what are you talking about? Movies better obviously. Who directed the movie? Roland Emory. Yeah. God that man's made some stinkers. Yeah. Yeah. Some real clunkers. Hey. Hey! Hey. Perhaps they used to deliver the mail by balloon. Yes. Is that true? Do you reckon they ever did that? I'm going to say at least one time the USPS has used a balloon. Yep. Got to get over that mountain ridge with this mail, you know?

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We don't really check the Facebook. Yeah. 1,803,17, 515, that's the Bultivista Hotline. 1,800, 303, 1,7, 515, that's the Punta Vista Hotline. This comes to us from listener, Nicole, in reference to a ripping report on episode 291, forget everything you know about power dropping a monkey with our dear friend Phoebe Paradise. I wasn't there for that episode so if there's anything if there's anything bad you're just divesting yourself of blame in advance yeah yeah I mean I think it's normal that I don't listen to the episodes of

the show that I'm not on. Yeah I guess so why would you need to know and and to be clear I'm not saying I do listen to the show but only only only the the episode the the episode the the the the the the episode the the the the the episode the only only only only only only only only only only the episode the episode the episode the episode the episode the episode the episode the episode the episode. I th. I th. I th. I th. I don't th. I th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. I don't th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the episode the episode the episode the episode the the the the the the the the the tho. I tho. I'm tho. I'm tho. I'm tho. I'm tho. I'm tho. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I the. I'm the episodes of the show that I'm not on. Yeah, I guess so. Why would you need to know? And to be clear, I'm not saying I do listen to the show, but only episodes that I'm on. I'm saying I never listened back to the show. And that includes episodes I'm not on. Hi there. So I heard you talk about the death on the cruise ship that left from Miami. Funny enough, my aunt was on that cruise. She was not involved in the incident. Mm-hmm. Okay, we report you decide. Like, I think individual listeners can decide whether...

Yeah, you make your own mind up. Yeah, yeah, if you think that Nicole's aunt, maybe it was involved in the incident. I'm not saying she was. Just saying we can't rule anything out of this stage. After removing the body and whatever else, the crews most certainly did go on and whatever else. Yeah, I think that's not removing the body and whatever else they had to do. That's right.

Not the body. Actually, for Andrew's benefit, for also anyone who, I guess this might be their first episode of the podcast, the thing we talked about was that a cruise leaving from Miami and going to maybe Naples. I believe it was Guatemala. At least it was one of the countries that starts with a G, someone fell off a balcony onto a person on a lower deck and the person that fell died but the person they fell onto survived. That seems kind of backwards. Yeah I would thought it would have been the other way around.

Because the person on the bottom isn't going to be like, I feel so guilty that I survived. Yeah, you wouldn't have... It'd be a really weird survivor's guilt, wouldn't it? Be like, oh, my neck was... You know? Yeah, if you fell off a balcony and killed somebody, but you survived, you'd be like, oh, I took their life to break my fall, you know. Then you'd like, you'd the thu thu thu thu the thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu. thu. thu. thu. It'd the the the the the the the the' the their their their the' their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their thi. It's the. It's the. It's theat. theateateateat. thu. thu. thuu. thuu. thuu. thu. thu. thiiii. thi. It'd be th do the, do the like, earn this thing from saving Private Ryan, you know?

And maybe you'd try to earn it. How would you try to earn it? What do you think, like, what would be an appropriate kind of, um? I'd spend the rest of my life standing under balconies waiting to catch someone who fell. Right. It's perfect. I would, you know the giant trampolines for catching people that are used by firemen and clowns? Yep, the two, those two groups.

Yeah, that's the biggest bit of overlap between firemen and clowns. It's it, a lot of them cram into one car. As many as clowns and firemen have a lot more in common than you might have thought. That's true. That's what happens when you examine your prejudices. Yeah, anyway, I'd carry one of those around with me everywhere just in case I saw someone about to fall off a balcony.

Yeah, but like if you do have one of those, you can't, you can't like use that by yourself. No. You're going to need to need to rope to rope to rope to rope to rope to rope to rope to rope to rope to rope to rope to rope to rope to rope to rope to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to. to to to to to. to. to. to. to. tooomom. too. to. to. to. to to. to. I to. I their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I. I. I'm. I'm. That. I'm. That. That's. That. That's. No. You're going to need to rope some people into it in your nearby vicinity, which means that really what you're discussing is that everywhere you go that has a balcony, you also need to engage in like, you know, the speech that the airline people give to the people on the exit row? Yes. You have to give that speech to people around you, but for helping you with your clowns, the the the the the the the the the the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the. Wea, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that their, their, their, their, their, their their their their their their cl cliiiia, their clia, thia, thia, thia, clia, clea, their ci, their, their, their, ci, their, their, ci, ciato give that speech to people around you, but for helping you with your clown slash fireman trampoline if someone were to fall off the balcony above. Yeah. Are you ready, able and willing to hold this trampoline with me while we catch that lady? You're not? Get the fuck out of the area that you're supposed to stand in to wait for the coffee to be given to you from this coffee cut. That's right.

If you're not willing to hold a clown slash fireman trampoline get the fuck out of the way. That's right. You know? The cruise certainly did go on. My aunt, bless her, ignored all other conversation in the family group chat to the texis all all all all all th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho the tho the the the the the the the the thea tho thate the the thea thoes that that that's that's that's that's that's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes thoes tho tho the thatuu thoooo the the the the too too too too toa toa toa toa tooooooooooooooooo the other conversation in the family group chat to text us all live updates about how great the cruise was and recommended we all go sometime. I saw some crazy shit. I saw some shit like you wouldn't fucking believe. I saw 10 how's a gate stuff.

See beams glittering in the dark. Squished lady, well, no, the Squished lady survived. The other one. Well, tears in the rain. Don't worry, she's just very badly hurt. Oh man. It sucks so much, somebody falling on you from a height, wouldn't it? Yeah, really ruin your day.

And I think there's a, I'm assuming the person wasn't trying to catch her, right? Do you th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thin thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' thin' that thaten, I thaten, I'm thin' that, I'm that' that' that' the the that' the the the the thi, the the the the the the the thi, the the thi, thi thi, thatu, the the the the the the the the the the the the the thatting, I's th. th. th. th. th. thatte, thatte, thatte, thatte, thin, te, tean, tean, tean, tean, tean, tean, tean, tean, teanan' tean' tean't trying to catch her, right? Do you think that's safe? Oh, you wouldn't have time, surely. You wouldn't even know someone was falling until bam. No, unless the two were standing there looking at each other. Yeah. Officer, she looked at me, pointed at her eyes, with her index and middle fingers, and then pointed back at her own eyes with her index and middle fingers and then pointed at me with her index and middle fingers and then pointed back at her own eyes with her index and middle figures suggesting she could clearly see me. Yeah. So I held out my arms. I said come to me fly. No I don't think it was that sort of thing right so that

suggests to me that the person that the other person landed on was standing upright, and the person falling is potentially not upright. That's a really awkward angle for bodies to collide with each other at, like at speed. You didn't t-bone that person, but you did become a part of a t-bone. Yep. Very much. Against your own will. In one of her updates, she informed us that due to the fact that one destination had to be covered from the itinerary, she was

given a voucher for her and a friend to go on yet another cruise. She has already booked one for later this year. Anyway, I hope you've enjoyed your Easter, Nicole. Thank you for writing in Nicole. I did enjoy my Easter, I think. Oh, I had a wonderful Easter personally. It's very nice. Anyway, that is technically an episode of the podcast Buonto Fistor. That is right. You got nearly three hosts for an entire hour. That's right. That's good enough to write home about in this month's Playprol. Oh this month's Playprol. Oh no. Yeah, it's just this month's Playprol. This is the only this month comma S, apostrophe S. This month is Playprol. Yeah, this month's Playprol. Yeah, there we go.

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