Boonta Vista - EPISODE 297: From Supper Until Midnight It Is Masturbation City

Episode Date: May 18, 2023

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A railroad-themed Great American Hall of Name, plus a fair and balanced investigation into the benefits and drawbacks of recreationally abusing the things on your spice rack. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [e-mail]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Recording. Welcome to Buntavista, episode 297. Here we are on the website Deviant Art. We are searching for our best Buntavista fan art from all of our talented fans. Scrolling down this lengthy search page, and we're looking at a pencil sketch of our good friend, pregnant Andrew. Hi Andrew, you are glowing, you are very rotund. You look like you're ready to pop over there. Oh, I am. My back so sore. I got one of those big pillows, not an anime one. Just a big pillow. Like a regular, regular sleeping pillow for a pregnant person to clutch.

You know, pull between their legs to keep the hips open because, woo! Boy, there's a big baby in me. And boy, he's ready to come right out, huh? I should also congratulate Andrew. I can see that your milk has also come in, per the image provided. As per the drawing. As per the drawing. This is your fucking scenario,

I don't think it's the fother down. We've got a big hairy cryptid and he is stacked. Check out the dump truck on this guy. And in the drawing as a fellow crypted, it's the moth man. And boy are Ben the crypted and the moth man having some fun truck on this guy. And in the drawing as a fellow crypted, it's the Mothman. And boy are Ben the Cryptid and the Mothman having some fun together. Hey Ben. We're playing a board game together or... Oh, you could say that. Yeah. You look like you're having a good, you're happy. You have a joyful look on your face. Yeah. You might be playing it at like a Twister style game because the Moth man is, he th man.. th man th man th man. And th man th man th man and th man, th man, having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having having. I. I. I. And be playing it like a twister style game because the Mothman is he's bent over. I think they're playing I think they're playing

snakes and butt holes. I think me and the Muffman are a really desperate sad couple with a joyless bedroom that have bought those sex dice. Yeah. Yeah, whisper into ass. Yeah. Yes, eyelid. Fluffy wings. Yeah. This is one of my great shames,

but because I have internet brain where I'm terminally addicted to getting numerical validation from websites, one of my first addictions to number go up was on deviant art. Oh no. I wasn't doing weird sex shit or whatever, but I was making high definition desktop backgrounds where it was like a public domain scan of a piece of parchment paper

with a screenshot from seven samurai and then with the text death before dishonor yeah hell yeah I got a couple of thousand downloads on some of those HD wall papers on my Deviant Big guy down at Deviant I did some pretty cool there was one that had a sort of, I got an image of Ronald McDonald but I replaced his face with a skull and that was sort of done on a concrete background and then it had the words consume. Yeah. Yeah. That sounds so good. Yeah. I mean it sort it sounds like Ronald McDonald hadn't been consuming enough if he had died and gone skeletal.

I think he was sort of the specter of how consumerism is like it's the grim reaper. You kind of have to be a bit of a... You gotta... I think this might have predated supersized me actually. You probably gave him the idea. That guy. Looking at his desktop background one day and he was like, Oh my God? I think, well, yeah, the problem is though, that being as, you know, art is completely subjective,

he looked at it and really took the wrong thing away. He went, consume McDonald's, got it. I will. How much McDonald's can I consume? I shouldn't have to tell me to do that. It made it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, to to to tell them to do that. It made him really sick. Yeah, he was the only one who was surprised as he was filming that. I'm getting really ill. It turns out, this is weird, but... Remember that revelation that we all got that eating McDonald's for every meal of the day?

Isn't it good for you? That was fucked up. Rocked my world. I don't know if we needed that as a society that I think about it. Everybody saw it. I definitely saw it. I'm trying to remember if I saw it like at the movies or on DVD or something, but I definitely saw it.

Back in the day when you would maybe watch a Michael Moore documentary. Yeah, those are the days. Yeah. Love that shit. Also here, there's a normal guy. This is a drawing of a normal guy, an innocent man. Theo. There's also a set of powerful size towering over him and hey would you believe it it's Marge Simpson hey Theo what's that?

Hey not much do you have this image? Could you just draw one up for me? Yeah. You're living in it brother. If any I know there's some people that can draw. If you want to draw it. No they can, but do not post it anywhere. Do not you want to draw it. No, they can. But do not post it anywhere. Do not send it to post it.

Don't post it. We may see it. Can I? Don't put it in the Discord. Just DM it straight to me so that I can make sure that no one sees it. Can I just ask Lucy, because I don't have access to the image and this is an audio format. Are we talking about like like muscle marge from the episode where she gets yoked after she gets robbed? We could be you know I was thinking of like Marge with big titties but probably

probably muscle marge how that works better. Yeah well I've just been watching the episode of Tom's stream where he does the the wrestling game where you can like completely customize your wrestlers and he's doing Marge but Marge is seven foot tall and Yoke it's so good they should not be given Tom access to that game. He should be cut off from the internet like he should be in the Magneto present except it keeps him away from devices and Wi-Fi. I'm sorry I'm really distracted now looking at the photos of Muscle Mudge. I say photos like it's real.

You've just looked it up, do you not? I, well, I, I've made the, they've made the boobs bigger. She has huge, yeah. She's always got huge titties. Yeah. I googled Muscle Marge and would you be shocked to find that the image I've posted in the chat came directly from Vivianart. Yeah. That is from user Juanito Coriris. It's wild to me that someone, like someone sat there and they threw this.

Yeah. They thought it in their head and then they spent maybe hours, maybe hours drawing this picture. It came to them in a dream and then they woke up, they sat at their writing desk, drawing desk, and then they started drawing and then they jacked off and then they kept drawing and they jacked off and they jacked off a couple more times until the artwork was done and then they posted to Deviart and now it's in our discord because Andrew posted it in there. So this was posted July 15th 2022 and there is a single comment from March 13th 2023. March 13th. March 13th. From some guy in 1997 who says, wow! Exclamation mark. That's all?

What else is there? Sorry, sorry, there was a second hidden comment from Simpsons Fanatic 33 says, brilliant. I love Muscle Marge and she's one hot and sexy muscular blue-haired mama's day. Jesus. Hey, it's a hot and sexy muscular blue-haired mama. Jesus Christ. Hey it's a hot and sexy muscular blue-haired mama's day. It's not even the worst image of Marge you can find. What is? We don't need to go down that road today do we? You can look at any

porn hub ad you know? It's all the ads. Based on your IP footprint, yeah. Yeah. Folks, Pornhub.com, given to us by the scourge known as the United States of America. No, it's Canadian actually. It's Canadian? It's Canadian. God damn it.

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Yeah, weeks of a time. So long to create right so worth it though for how much joy It brings people A lot of people must be watching that huh? People are clicking on those people are clicking on those They're like holy fuck I can be whatever kind of guy I like I'm not I'm clicking on normal stuff. I swear Uh, America Ben near Canada. Yeah, I'm the guy. Yeah, I can be the thi. I can't th. I th. I th. I th. I th on normal stuff. I swear. America, Ben. Near Canada. Yeah. It gave us Marge Simpson, which people immediately had to become huge pervote's about.

Let's drop in on America, see what's been going terribly wrong with their naming conventions in this week's Great American Hall of Name. It's the Great American. It's the Great American Hall of Name. Before we get into this, I just want to do a quick shout out to a woman whose name is, Isabella Rosner, who is a textile historian, who I believe has been doing a PhD thesis on Quaker textiles, who collected a list of all of the funniest names of Quakers,

that she came across and then published it to Twitter, and has now completely inexplicably had us tagged in the comments like 20 times. So Isabella if you're listening to this out of sheer curiosity, thank you for your work. You're doing incredible stuff. We salute you and we are sorry about our listeners. Sorry about the rest of it. Very, very sorry. So what I'm about to read to you is a list taken from a larger list of employee cards from people employed by the St. Louis to San Francisco Railway between 1940 and 1980. This was actually too big of a list of American names. I got up to the letter C

after doing it for like four hours and then was starting to skip through other ones. So I think I only really got up to G I think but um... Oh part one of several. That's right the next episode is going to be entirely G to M from the St. Louis to San Francisco Railway employee cards. Here we go, going to ease us into this one. William Big. Really big. That's Big Willie. Big Willie. Harold Bigger. Harold Bigger. Rex Angel.

Yes. Hell yes. Definitely a porn star name. Elvis Champ. So cool. Randy Carpenter. Like Randy. Solid American name.

Great, classic American name. You know what he's working with. Yep. What's that? What? Uh, wood. Yeah. Okay. Canon Barber. All right, I'm going to say this one with one emphasis the first time and then a different emphasis the second time and I'll see if you think this changes the meaning at all for you. Gene kicker. But consider Gene kicker. Lester Kumbly. That's sexy. That's sexy.

Leroy Kramer. Violet Gooch. Violet Gooch. Ah, you should see it, Doctor. I'm better run with gene kicker. Ah, you should see it, Doctor. It's not normal. I'm better running with Gene Kicker. Cloyde Ice. Cloid?

Cloyde. Yes. Trice Battle. Come on. Damn. Cool names out there, man. That's sick. Diablo-ass weapon name. Thames, Bixby the fourth. Wow.

There were three others. Yeah, three other Tams, Bixby's, at least. Every time, every time the parents were just like, surely we can come up with a better name. No. This is the name. No. No. This is this is. It is. It is. It is. It is. It is this is this is this is the name. It is this is this is this is the name. It is this is this is this is the name. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. the name. the name. the name. the name. tr. the name. the name. tr. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the name. the name. the name. the name. the name. the name. the name. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. tr. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. tr. tr. true. true. true. true. Come. true. Come. Come. true. true. Come. true. Come. true. Come. true. true. true. true. true. Bixby's at least. Every time, every time the parents were just like, surely we can come up with a better name. No, there's nothing. Nothing better. Right dial. You don't want the wrong. No, that's right. Royce Argo. Love that. Love that. Lando Dickie. He was a little bit, wasn't it? Larkin' ham. She's larken on my ham. Yeah? I guess she is. Basil Cherry. Sounds very pleasant. I would love to be friends with Basil Cherry.

You sound like a nice guy. Balfa Harkless. Getting the full spread of like, Star Wars, C-tier characters to members of the Guild Harconan. That's right, yeah, we're going from Lucas to Herbert. Johnny Dregs. Always the last man's tactic. Sylvester Crump.

Remember crumping? Nope. Okay. All right. These next four are just for Theo. So the you two don't react please. Okay. Cleanest clonts. Sorry. Just for the listener as well. Theo is a sleeping baby at his friend. It does. So keep it down if you're listening, if you're listening in the car, turn it down a little, come on, have some respect. Sleeping baby. Iuthbert Krull. That is spelt the same as the 1980s science fiction fantasy movie. K-R-U-L-L. What a movie. Leg. Tommy Christmas.

That's a great name. Yeah. Smead Easter. Theodore Eggman. Theoday. Oh no. No. That.

Jimmy Banana. Sunday, Bark Jr. I got some geographical ones for you here. Dallas, Cleveland. You can't, that's your country. It's been like being called Brisbane, Sydney. You can't have both. Hi, I'm Perth, Melvin. You're not. You're not.

You're not. Stupid. I'm double orange. That's stupid. Ivory Canada. I see if you guys can pick the theme for the next five here. George Badger, Harold Barnacle, Bert Beagle, Newbert Beaver, and Robert Campbell. That's right, they all work for the railroad. I have Beaufort Breedlove.

Pardon? Buford Breedlove. He's a stallion. I have Beaufort Beauregard. Beryl to Bailus. That is Gerald with a bee. Barreled, Bayless. Barrel. I have Belbert Bax. When we get this deep into these, I feel like I'm having like a thing where like my brain

can't... having a phas. Miner stroke, my brain can't comprehend English anymore and you're saying normal names. We're losing with semantic overload. I have one more for you just to close us out. Not going for any of the cheap shots I usually do. There are tons of guys in here that had the name Dick somewhere in there. I didn't do that this time. The last one I'm going to leave you with is fetus blade.

Ha! is fetus blade. That is spelled F-E-T-U-S. Like the fetus. Like the fetus. And B-L-A-D-E blade. Fetus blade. Fetus blade. Why are you called fetus? I really hope that this didn't turn into a case of nominative determinism. When he became like an abortion doctor? Yes, that is what I'm saying. He could have just been the guy to cut the umbilical cord. If I want an abortion, I'm probably, if I walk in and that guy's a doctor of fetus blade, I'm probably going to feel like he's going to get the job done though, you know. Must be a pro. Well maybe his name's carrying him. You never know.

Maybe. Fetus blade is a terrible push. I'm as shocked as you are. Fetus blade. No, no, that guy lost his license years ago. Do not go to fetus blade. One star, Google review. Very unprofessional. So Ben, you said that was a cut-down list? Yeah, hard to believe. A to F. What a gold mine. All right.

I'll be revisiting that website soon. Oh, goodness. Put that in one of your tab somewhere like a filthy... Okay, right now I only have 10 tabs open. And these are my critical work tabs. I don't get the tab people. I'm not a tab person. I'm not a 10 tabs open Ben I feel you. Oh yeah brother. We tabbbed. I think Ben's right. Well there's already too much stuff. I want to tab it with you. I that's. I that's the tabb. I want tabb tabb tabb tab. I want tab. I want tab. I tab. I want tab. I want tab. I'm tab. I'm not tab. I'm not tab. I'm not tab. I'm not tabb. I'm not tab. I'm not tab. I'm not tab. I'm not tab. I'm not tab. I'm not tabb. I'm not a tabb. I'm not a tabb. I'm not a tabb. I'm not a tabb. I'm tab. I'm tab. I'm tab. I'm tab. I tab. I tab. I'm tab. I'm tab. I'm not tab. I'm not tab. I'm not tab. I'm not tab. I'm not tab. I'm not tab. I'm not tab. I'm not tab. I'm not tab. I'm not tab. I'm not tab. I'm not tab. I'm not tab. I'm not. I'm feeling. I think Ben's right. Oh, that's where I keep my stuff. Well, there's already too much stuff. I want to tab it with you. In the world?

In the world? Yeah. I don't need like an extra little bucket of stuff to go and visit like where I've got time. I've been meaning toabin. Tabin we tabin we tab and we tab and we tab and we tab and we tab and we tab and we tab. How long is the full motion that's on because we should think on the past? Really? See if we can cover the entire thing. Oh, yeah. Oh, thirty five.

Yeah. 35. And you are Ben. Oh, yeah. I don't know why I try to update the number. I've been saying that thing reflexively now for months. I was like, you know what, I'm going to spice it up. And I just excluded myself. Wow. I guess I should go fuck myself. Yeah. Help me back. Hi everybody. it's me. It's Theo. Now I guarantee you I'm more afraid of recording this promo than you are of listening to it, so hear me out. If you haven't already, maybe check out our Patreon.

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Oh, that's right. A wild ass list of names makes Lucy feel like maybe she's accidentally ingested a strange substance and started to trip. It's time for the tripping report. I'm like itching for another edition of the tripping report. So, um... I forgot about theme. We've got a few reports here. Andrew, I'm going to get you to read these out because of your beautiful voice. But what these

all have in common is that the primary substance the person has ingested is a thing that you might know by its street name, nutmeg, which is also the name of the thing that it is. It's nutmeg that you might get from the shop. I know what we're doing here. I know what we're doing here. It's like something people at school would say that you can just have heaps of nutmeg. Yeah, and it turns out they're correct. They're correct, yeah, they're right about this one, but in the wrong way.

They're absolutely right. It's just, well, we'll see. Yeah. Yeah, Andrew, would you like to read some of these for us? This is from user. Now, this is spelled, A-F-E-R-E-R-D-I-T-I, which I am choosing to read as a British person saying affidae. Yeah, yeah, that's it for sure. Yeah. You got it.

I tried the nutmeg around one o'clock in a mixture of Hawaiian punch and a heaping tool busper. Yeah. Like it, okay. A tlabor spoon I think that is. A tlabel spoon. It's a blablespoon. British measurement. I sat in front of my computer for about an hour talking to my friend, Phil, and started feeling really strange. It was like being buzzy off of M.J. or something. Do they mean Mary Jane? Yeah, they do mean. Yeah, it's like a cool way you can say weed.

Marijowana. Yeah. I went to my room and stared at myself in the mirror and scared myself. Ah! It's a weird fucking guy here. That's me. There's a nutmeg addict in my room. Then I laid in bed with my lights off and kept looking around my room really paranoid.

I thought a snake was by my hand and heard sort of a hissing noise. Can I just break in here for a moment to say, um, I witnessed the case of this not too long ago. I don't know what possesses anybody who has taken too much of a drug or common kitchen seasoning and started to feel funny and uncomfortable and says to themselves, I know what I'll do, I'm going to go into a room and turn the lights out. That's... After looking in the mirror. The first time I ever did a psychedelic drug, I took acid by myself, had a nice couple of hours and then like three hours in I was like, well, that was great, but, uh, time to go to go. So I'm just going to go turn all the lights off. And I'm going to lie down in my bedroom with every single light off in the dark and then I had the worst five hours of my life.

Oh my God. Don't do that, folks. That was very bad. You dark hold yourself. Yeah, I did. I, um, very, very upsetting time. Oh, no. Pro tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip thip thip thip thip thi thi thi. If thi. If you thi. If you're thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to to thi. thi. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. their. their. their. thi. the thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. too. toe. to. Oh no. Per tip, if you are feeling a little stressed out about how you're feeling, maybe, go outside, look at some grass and the sky, bring some air.

What's a show you like? Yeah, listen to some music. Listen to some puffy. Listen to some pleasant music, you know. Listen to some porcupine tree and put milk drop on. There's literally no reason for you to listen to porcupine tree, whether you're on drugs or otherwise. I was hallucinating, but it wasn't really scary. It was more a comfortable experience.

I went to bed and got the best sleep I probably ever had and had a very strange dream that was very detailed at the time, but hard..... to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thi. thi. thi. thi. to to to thi. to listen. to listen. thi. to listen. to me to listen. to listen, to listen, to listen, to listen, to listen, to listen, to listen, to listen, to listen, to listen, to listen, to listen. to listen. to listen. to listen. to listen. to be to me me me me me me me me me me me me me, to me, thi. And thi. And thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to me, to to me, to to to to detailed at the time but hard to picture now, you know, like a dream. Yeah. Try five milligrams of melatonin. This podcast, that again. 150 milligrams of effects or. This is a pro-melatonin pro-Serakwil podcast. Oh, I've got a, I've got a bloody mail bag for Seracul as well.

We could do that later. Yeah. Or we're doing the tripping report? Maybe, out of that. I woke up in the morning around 9.30, and my eyes were hard to open, and A had a slight headache, which went away after I took a few aspirin. The mixture really did work and I'm willing to try it again. That's not so bad right? No, yeah the table spoon. Can you not have one tablespoon of nutmeg without hallucinating? You cannot, no. Imagine how bad that Hawaiian punch tastasted. That would

be so nutmeg's like a strong flavor. It's a strong, strong taste which is a recurring theme in this. Now Ben I do notice perhaps a, so this guy had an okay time. Yeah, I might put that down to perhaps a difference in his technique to the usual nutmeg stories that I've, that I've read. Is that just putting it in your mouth? He just had a little bit in some punch. Yeah, and you're good to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to to to to to to to to to that's that's that's that's that's that's that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a that's a the that's a that's a that's a that's a that's that's that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that's a that's a that's the. that's theanananananananneck. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that. that's that's that's that's it in your mouth? You just had a little bit in some punch? And you're good to go. You're supposed to inject it, I think. Yeah, that's right. You're putting drugs in there? I'm asking.

I'm asking the question. I don't, I don't, I don't, you put drugs in there? No, people put drugs in there. That baby just ascended. It's a... Yeah, that's the rapture. Did your baby just get raptured? Is there a onesy on the floor? Has Noah been raptured yet? It's almost one, right? Babe, do you just see the kids get raptured?

Honey, I raptured the kids. Okay, so this comes to us from user mega fluff. Nutmeg is one of the most unpleasant substances I've ever taken. Consuming 65 grams of ground nutmeg. How much is 65 grams? That is so much. That is so different! That's so much! I'm trying to picture that much.

I'm going to go that. Just to give you an idea, right? So, so you know how like, maybe you don't know Lucy. You know how people, you know how people often measure weed in like quarter and half ounces and stuff. So like a quarter of an ounce is what people used to call a stick back in my day and half an ounce is like a decent sized baggy of weed and an ounce of weed is like a big baggy of weed. That's like I'm taking a bag of weed to a festival for like three days. Are you saying there's

standardized nutmeg weights? Well no I'm saying that an of weed, which used to do me for like, and lots of other people for multiple days at a festival, a big bag, that's 28 grams. Oh, right. And nutmeg is pretty light. And nutmeg is all powder- It's all powdery. Yeah, I like it. 65 grams. If you're getting a, you know, when you go to your Woolworse or your coals or what have you

and they've got the shitty little like McCormick's like little glass shakers. Little glass shakers, little glass shaker is 30 grams. Oh Jesus. So this is two of those. That is so much nothing. God damn. How did you get this inside you, bro? Consuming 65 grams of ground nutmeg, parentheses, much more than a person should take it once. Yeah, yeah.

Yep. Well, so it's a high thing you measure. Hindsight. Hindsight. No way this could have been self-evident before heard. I tried mixing it with a variety of foods and drinks, but the end product was always sickening. The end product was always pretty nutmeggy.

Hmm, I'm getting nice of nutmeg. Is there nutmeg in this? Is there 65 grams of nutmeg in this? I would have like, uh, I'm trying to think of the, what possible way you could consume this quantity of this, right? I, unless you're just shoveling like, spoonfuls and spoonfuls in your mouth, which should be hard, I reckonto washing it down with water. I think maybe if you made like, maybe like a smoothie, right, like a banana smoothie kind of game.

And then you took like just a sort of normal drinking glass sized amount of that and thoroughly stirred your 65 grams of nutmeg into it and then just choked it down. I think that's about as good as you're going to get to get to get to get to get the the the to get the th. the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi thi thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I'm thi. I'm thi, I'm thi, I thi, I'm thi, I'm thi, I th. Yeah, I th. I the, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi, I thi, I'm just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just thin, thin, I'm just thin, I'm just thin, I'm just thin, I'm just thin, I'm just thi. I'm just thi. I'm just thi. I'm just thi. I'm just thi. I'm just thoroughly stirred your 65 grams of nutmeg into it and then just choked it down. I think that's about as good as you're going to get. I don't think there's any way to make it palatable while also having 65 grams. Now I think if you're having 65 grams, you're going to need like eight pints of banana smoothie. Yeah. To be able to like stomach the taste. But then it's like am I getting higher from the potassium or what? That's right, it's the vitamin B that's making me go fucking

loco. Why did you eat so much nutmeg? For the first five hours I felt little more than an intense upset tummy. Yeah? In general anger about eating 65 grams of that garbage. T plus three hours Tommy Hort. Around the six hour point, Jesus Christ. That is, I hate the timelines in these. They're very bad. They are, they are real, like, I don't know, look, and I don't know if me and Ben are the most well-equipped to speak to this mindset, but they are real, I've got nothing else to do vibes. Yeah, and I get from this, you know, I've got nothing else to do but ingest this shit and just

wait and see what I they are. And sometimes they aren't though right, like a lot of these are like, I had to go to work the next day. Oh, they were definitely, I didn't include them, but they're a ton of those where they were just like, that's going to work next day. Yeah. Well, I'm feeling, I the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. I'm their. I'm their. I didn't th. I didn't th. I'm th. I didn't. I'm th. I'm th. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I th. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm th. I'm th. I'm t. I'm t. t. while feeling the worst I've ever felt my entire life. Check out literally any story about finazepan. At around the six hour point, a subtle marijuana like high began to say. No other way to get it. You know what else gives you a subtle marijuana like high? An extremely small amount of marijuana. It's like less than 65 grams or? One tok of a marijuana cigarette

will get you there in way less than six hours. Oh, you literally. You micro-dose in the joint. A part of the joint will make you feel a bit weird at work. At 10 hours, the effects really began to hit. Oh my God. I quickly became tired and lightheaded. I'm assuming it's fucking 4 a year at this point.

You imagine the feeling of dread when you're coming up 10 hours later off your 65 grams of nutmeg. Like, oh my god, I'm going to die here. Having another spoonful, because you're like, oh, it's not doing anything. Yeah. This Nutmeg ain't shit. Crying and screaming, try to have a single other teaspoon of Megg. Come on! Your friends trying to take your keys off you. You've had three teaspoons. Give them back. Putting a padlock on your spice rack. your keys off you. You've had three two spoons, give them back, giving them back.

Putting a padlock on your spice rack. Parents coming down the next morning checking the levels of all the little shakers. Replaced it with cinnamon. Yeah. I quickly became tired and lightheaded. There were many points where I was unable to differentiate between consciousness and sleep. You were sweeepy. I love that like, you know that whole fucking the bit from the start of the matrix where he's like, you ever have a hard time telling the difference between when you're asleep, when you're awake? He's talking about the fact where he's like, you ever have a hard time telling the difference between when you're asleep when you're awake. He's talking about the fact that he's been recreationally abusing nutmeg.

In one life, you're Thomas Anderson, you're a regular software engineer that goes to your job. In another, you're Thomas Anderson, you're eating teaspoons of nutmeg. computer desk. Take the red pile of nutmeg. Wake up in your bed tomorrow. Or maybe three days later. Well, this person eventually laid down and drifted in and out of sleep for the next full day. Yeah. One perk was that my dreams were extremely lucid, so I'm still not sure which parts of the next full day. Yeah. One perk, one perk was that my dreams were extremely lucid,

so I'm still not sure which parts of the day were a dream and which parts weren't. None of them is my guess. I think you were just very tired. Yeah. You were sleepy. The lucid dreams were fun, but for a full two days after ingestion, I felt tired, sick to my stomach, and generally

like I had the flu. Well, well worth it for the effects. Yeah, and there's no way he could have known being on Erowit already, presumably doing this because he doesn't believe any of the other nutmeagrip reports on Erood who knows? He's independently verifying results. He's peer reviewing research right now. In the interest of transparency,

which normally we don't give a shit about it all, there are a ton of overwhelmingly positive nutmeg trip reports on that website, I had to be quite selective to find just the negative ones. I'm assuming you don't need to take that much nutmeg. 65 is too much but also people would have taken less have had way crazier times. The problem is when the when the paramedics turn up to revive you and then the police turn up and they get a little whiff of the nutmeg and they pass out and they pass out and fall over. Yeah they die. Yeah they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they they th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. took. took. took. t die. Uh, quick update, Theo's baby has turned into the cat. Yeah, incredible.

Oh, he's back. He's now holding the cat. Ratchet and returned. Nowhere to Nome. Hello, gnome. This is from user. Warp apostle. Damn, that's cool.

It's a 40-k shit, yeah. Well, my nutmeg experience begun on a T-E-U-S-D-A-Y. Good start. It's T-E-U-S-D-A-Y. A T-Y-S-D-A-Y. I went online and came across Nutmeg. Okay. Hey, you guys, uh... I look at this?

Just Googling. I assume, man, I would- What spices do you have? I assumed Theo that this guy is having the experience you were discussing, which is he went on Erowid and saw people talking about Nutmeg. Yeah. I looked in my pantry and sure enough, some was there. A whole 30 gram jar. Yeah. This is the first time time time time time time time time time time th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi. thi. thi's thi's thi. thi. thi. th. th. their their their their their their th. I's, th. I's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thia. thiauoooooooooooooooooooi. thia. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. A whole 30 gram jar. Yeah. This is the first time he's ever seen this

fucking nutmeg in his house. Holy shit. Yeah I looked in my pantry and sure enough there was nutmeg. Okay. I mean I feel like I would have the same experience looking in my pantry because I literally I don't know if I've got nutmeg in there or not. You should know. Well hey I'll tell you what if you you don't making that many, I'm not making that many, like fucking... Can you make a muffins, bro? You use it for your same rice? You don't chuck a little in your savory?

Christmas? No, I'm not. I've got mine for Nog purposes only. Really? then. Ben, Ben, I'm going th. to say to you that I think you should be getting fresh nutmeg every year if you go in 12 months in between that spices all. No you know what I got I got some actual nutmeg like ungrown. Great you're great in that way. Great that into some bolonase to get some just a little little back palette note going.

I feel like Guy Fieri up in here. Guy Fieri, I think you'll find as per the correction we got on one of our previous episodes. Oh my goodness, okay. You know what's really fucked up is you go to his Wikipedia page and it's like, Guy Fieri, pronunciation US, Guy Fierre, pronunciation US, Guy Fieetti. What the fuck is happening over there? What are you doing? After reading that 5 to 15 grams is enough to feel the effects, I tiped out a third, happy that being about 10 grams, and went up to my room. I tried eating it with a spoon, but this became obearable.

It really is an ordeal to eat, but I found when tipping the ground nutmeg under my tongue and then washing it down with milk, it wasn't so bad. Just put it into milk. I would honest to God rather be huffing paint out of a paper bag. I'd rather be sniffing glue. And chowing down on your little spoon of nutmeg. That's undignified, isn't it? He is describing this as... It's untignified. It's a becoming of a gentleman. I am, look, look, all of these, all of these descriptions are in the first person and gender neutral, but I am gendering

all of these accounts as male. Yeah, 100%. We're not, you know, my life on it. We understand that everyone's different, men and women and non-binary people that can all do anything. We're all represent the vibrant spectrum of life. This is guy shit, 100%. This is dude. This is a straight guy's shit as well. Bisexualsectuals know how to get MDMA. Yep. Yeah, that's right. Not wasting their time with this.

Prescription drugs or get some weed from somebody. This is some real I'm 17 and trying to figure out how to get high. Yeah. But man, just get some real drugs if you're gonna do it. Check out a glass of temperanio. Yeah, yeah, have one Beautiful robust Temporanio, mmm a melatonin And then straight to bed. Oh my god, you're gonna have like a lovely sleep. It's gonna to be like a lovely sleep. It's gonna watch the first half hour of a fleini movie. You're gonna fall right asleep. Full asleep immediately. And you're gonna wake up at the motting to be like, I needed that. I'm gonna be honest with you guys. I really, this is exactly what I needed.

You deserved it. You deserve that. I'm gonna change my life. Yeah. You could do that. Or you could put a bit of ground nutmeg under your tongue and then wash it down with milk. The 10 grams took me 20... I'm never going to change my life. The 10 grams took me 20 minutes to eat. Fucking torture. How much fucking milk do you have you got in your belly at this point?

I'm becoming. I was tripping off that milk. Honestly at this point in my life if I had to drink like a liter of milk. What do you think Lucy what's that doing to you? I think it's almost it's puking or it's diarrhea. You know like as... why choose? Why choose? Why don't have both? I finished consuming it at 11 p.m. Tuesday night. I tried to stay awake for the five hours or so for it to kick in, but at about 2 a.m. I fell asleep. So everything we know about this so far is that it takes about 10 hours to kick in. Yeah. Why are you taking it at night?

At 11 o'clock. We need to pitch in and get this guy the Jordan Peterson book. Like, anything's got to be better than this. You're also bad at consuming nutmeg. I don't, I feel like I could come up with a way to eat that nutmeg way. Yeah. You would think this would be a solved solved the thee. You would think this would be a solved problem by now. Yeah. Like I can get nutmeg into my body.

I would find a way. Yeah, there's so many holes. And some of them don't taste. Yeah. It's true. Get up some of those shitty pandadol capsuels. Open them up. Yep.

Fill them with nutmeg. I'm sure you get your own empty pills and pill-making machine off like fucking Amazon for $15 for $15 for sure. It's not a crime. Actually, in saying that, one of the ones that I didn't include in this because it was too morally weird. So I'm going to give you a rough overview was a this couple, it was on a, they were somewhere in Oregon, it was July 3rd, this much I remember, they had filled gel caps with Nutmeg, because that's the way they wanted to take it.

And they were like, yeah, we thought, you know, we'd kind of, we'd go have an afternoon at the beach and then we're going to go watch the July 3rd fireworks, the sort of like July 4th Eve fireworks. And they were saying, th th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, thi, th, they were thu, thu, thu, thi, thi, thu, thui, thui, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, thu, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, they, thi, they, thui, thuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, thuui, thu, thu, th fireworks and they were saying that that it felt amazing they were just really giggly they were smiley the whole time they felt really connected to each other and like very in love and the fireworks were beautiful but the whole time they're talking about how they get in the car and driving their kids around while they're fucked up on nutmeg oh fuck yeah yeah real weird I don't do that. Also also also also also also also also also they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they say say say say they say say they say they they they they say say they say they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th th th th th th th th th th thi thi the the the the the to took took took took took took took tho to tho tho Yeah, real weird. I don't do that.

Also they say the effects stayed around for two days. And then the next day they tried to take their kids to the beach again but it took them four hours to pack the car. So don't know about those guys. That's a certified winter vista. Ofer moment. I woke up at 6. moment. I woke up, sorry, we're back to Warp Apostle. I woke up at 6.15 Wednesday morning, and everything seemed we are red. Looking from behind the sheets of my bed, it looked like I was watching a puppet show, and I was seeing people from my life as puppets in this show. Because of this, I kept thinking that life is a puppet show

and there is someone bigger and greater than us all pulling the strings. He told him that God. This is what Darren Aronofsky thinks taking drugs is like. Yeah, yeah. Let some guys start like Akira style climbing up the foot of your bed going yeah. Do-doo-doo-doo-doo-om, and the whole thing is miserable the entire time. It all sucks, it's really boring. Why would anyone do drugs? This sounds awful.

Yeah. This isn't drugs. This is not Meg. It's eating. It's legal. It's natural. It comes from the ground, probably. Nothing like a... Quiet man. Done telling people that nothing feels better than a natural high as I'm like... As I'm gagging down teaspoons of nutmeg.

Choking down a toxic cloud of McCormick's nutmeg from the shaker. Now to set a timer for 12 hours from now. And then another timer for 12 hours from now. And then another timer for 72 hours from when this will be over. I just feel like all these people are giving themselves like indigestion so bad that it's transcendent, you know? Yeah. And it's not even like, you take some mushrooms and you're gonna, your tummy hot, tummy hot.tummy hot like it's worth it like you're having a good time and you can you can eat them slightly easier than spoonfuls of nutmeg you can have a modern pizza you know not having a nutmeg pizza with that much nutmeg on it can

you can you can you cook your magic mushrooms do you can have mushroom pizza absolutely? Yeah? You're not like cooking the active ingredients out or anything? I don't think so, no. Okay. Okay. My mouth was incredibly dry.

So I decided to get a drink of water. I got out of bed and tried to walk. I felt like I was really drunk and struggled to walk in a straight line. I fumbled around the door. I, I, I, I, I, I, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I, I, I the, I think, I think, I thin, you think, you think, you thi, you thi, you think, you think, you think, you think, you think, you the the the, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, to, the, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, the. the. I the. and tried to walk. I felt like I was really drunk and struggled to walk in a straight line. I fumbled around the door for the handle before realizing I wasn't in front of the door, I was to the right of it. Whoa, drugs are crazy. Try seven glasses of Temproneaneo for the same experience. Or three glasses on an empty stomach. It's such a funny visual a guy just made like, wait a damn second, mashing his hand into

the wall. You got me again, Nutmeg. Ooh, drugs. I'm real hungover from Nutmeg. I'm really like the idea of, you know like, if you're with a bunch of friends and you're on shrooms or ass and whatever, where you end up with those sort of, the collective hallucinations where someone's like, are you guys seeing this over there and you're like, wait, yeah, I can't. This guy with a bunch of friends on Nutmeg, the door, the door over here? The door is over there.

Did the door move? I thought the door was in front of me, but it turns out it's not. I found the door handle and walked to the bathroom and gulped as much water as I could. I looked in the mirror and saw that my eyes were red as hell and were almost closed. I looked and felt like I was really stoned. I think his eyes are red, just because of an airborne irritant, which is the ton of nutmakers

been trying to fucking eat. Is it the, or is it the cinnamon challenge that people were doing for ages? That was the cinnamon challenge, yeah. Look, either way, I think both of them, both, I don't think, I th th th th th th th th th th th thi either th thi thi thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I don't thi, thi, I thi, I thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, are thi, are thi, thi, thi, are thi, are thi, are thi, are thi, are thi, are thi, are thi, are thi, are thi, are thi, are thi, are thi, are thi, are thi, are thi, are thi, are thi, are thi, are thi, are thi, are thin, are thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, thiiiiii That was a cinnamon challenge, yeah. Look, either way, I think both of them, I don't think either of them are going down smooth. Probably should do that. The Budaphster Nutmeg Challenge.

We will nominate a charity. And if you can prove, I'm not figuring out the mechanics of this, what I'm saying is you should eat heaping tablespoons of nutmeg. Don't do it. Don't do it even as a joke. Can you micro dice it? Can I have like two grams of nutmeg? Yeah. Ben we're both going to be having some days off work soon so may it's true. The nutmeg challenge. What if we would have to fuck ourselves up for three days off of Nutmeg, just feeling like dog shit? Yeah, I bet Maddie and Eleanor will have a lovely time. Two of us are just like throwing up on ourselves and sleeping. Telling my wife that it's like her job to look after me while I'm gone on Nutmake.

Yeah. Hives love that, we agreed that you're gonna sit this trip, right? Yeah. We agreed that earlier. And when you want to eat 65 grams of Nutmeg, oh look after you. And if this situation sounds familiar to you, you might have witnessed the Buon de Vista election night stream. Oh, boy.

And we have roughly seven minutes left of this podcast. Oh, we have so many more tripports to get through. Oh boy. He can't rush these things. No. I went back into my room and got back into bed. I was now cold. I started to shiver uncontrollably. For about 20 mins, I was shaking very hard until I put a jumper and two more blankets over me.

So... Are you experiencing being cold? Yeah, you were cold by the soundlething. You're cold? I was starting to freak out now because I had to go out at 7 p.m. that night for my auntie's birthday. Fuck, bro, I'm gonna miss my auntie's birthday. Because I'm too hopped up on that thing.

That is on to Ward. That is. Imagine that you would just disappoint your parents so fucking much if you're like you ruined your auntie's birthday because you were recreationally abusing dumb-eck. So sick of this shit, Derek. I decided to watch TV to take my mind of it. The TV shows looked fake and uninteresting. I couldn't enjoy them because they weren't real. I kept thinking of how much of a waste of time it was, telling these people to do and say all these things for no reason.

So true man. He got so fucked up on Nutmeg that he got beyond the point of like narrative entertainment. Because it's, well it's fake. Jady and Turk aren't real people. Like, so why are we watching them in a hospital? He's just putting that fourth wall back up. You know what? No thank you. No thank you. No thank. Getting so fucked up on Nomeg that I went off fiction.

God. As I lay in bed I felt like I was no longer part of my body. It felt like I was floating inside it. And it felt like I was floating at a right angle to my body. Have you ever been perpendicular to yourself on Nutmeg? Yeah, that happened to my body. Have you ever been perpendicular to yourself on Nutmeg? Yeah that happened to my body Greg. I started to shiver again and this time I felt like I was vibrating into another dimension, a dimension without the physical and just the mental. Just immediately going Rod Serling on us there. Yeah nice.

This scared me so I jumped out of my bed and walk around my room trying to snap myself out of it. Having a bad... There's a bad mush, fucking nut-making trip. I sat on the lounge and looked out my window. The world was increadably bright, and everything outside looked so distant and alien. I went back to bed and fell asleep about 9 a.m. I woke up again at two in the afternoon still feeling fucked, I'll buy it less fucked, really tired. I couldn't think or pay attention to anything and speaking to people was a real effort. I kept

losing track of what people were saying. My friend called me about 5.30 p.m. At first I couldn't tell who it was and thought I was talking to someone completely different. She was trying to organize going to the beach with my other friends who also loved getting high on nutmeg and driving their kids around. When she asked if I wanted to come, I panised. I paniced. I think that's what happens.

I told her I would ring her later that night and quickly hung up. Just say no, dude. Just be like, ah, no thanks. I can't, man. I'm fucking blasted on the Meg. I don't think there is like... I enhold myself. There is not like a single person in my life that I would feel comfortable if they try to make plans be like hey I'm actually really gone on Nutberg and I can't have this conversation

with you. I'm sorry man. The reaction is it would uniformly be, Jesus Christ. Yes, fucking hell. Are you? Are you fucking kidding me? that? Are you fucking kidding me? that? Are you? Fucking? the fucking me me? Oh, the fucking? the th? Oh, I? Oh, I? Oh, I? Oh, I? Oh, I? Oh, I? Oh, I? Oh, I? Oh, I? Oh, I? Oh, I? Oh, I? Oh, I? Oh, I? Oh, I? Oh, I? Oh, I? Oh, I? Oh, I? Oh, I? Oh, I? Oh, I? Oh, I'm? Oh, I? Oh, the? Oh, the? Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, I? Oh, I? Oh, I? Oh, I? Oh, I? Oh, I? Oh, I? Oh, I? Oh, I? Oh, I? Oh, I? Oh, I? Oh, I? Oh? Oh, I? Oh, I? Oh, I? Oh, I? Oh, I? Oh, I? Oh, I? Oh, I? Oh, conversation with you. I'm sorry, man, to... The reaction is it would uniformly be, Jesus Christ, man. Yes, fucking hell, man. Are you megged out, man? Are you megged off right now? Are you megging again? What's all meg? I'm meg again? I'll have to put mitts on you, so you stop megg in yourself.

I'm clean, I'm clean, I'm clean, I'm clean, I'm clean, I'm clean, I'm th, I'm th. I'm th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi, thi, thi, I'm thi, you're th. Are you're th. Are you're th. Are you're to to to to th. Are to to to th. Are th. Are th. Are th. Are th. You're fucking. You're fucking. You're th. You're th. You're th. You're th. You're th. You're th. You're th. You're th. You're th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. t t t togea. t toge. toge. t toge. togg. togg. togg. togg. t a washed out Meg head. Oh imagine that intervention. Locking the lock in the spice cabinet. At dinner people would ask me questions I would think about what I should say but I would just end up staring at them and not answering. Great visual as well so how's work been going? Eyes just slowly closing. That's what happened to Tony Abbott that day. He might have been Meghold. I'm sticking with Enold.

Yeah. Having the, uh, having the bath salts reaction to not Meg. I told everyone I felt really sick and was calming down with something. So I don't think anyone suspected anything. Except... No one suspects... No one here knows. I'm Megged out of my mind. Except. I swear the waitressers were plotting against me. No one here knows I'm megged out of my mind.

Except, I swear the waitresses were plotting against me. They seemed to always be wispering and looking at me. I didn't order any food because I was sure they were going to do something to me. But I wasn't really hungry anyway. I'm sure the waitresses were going to either put too much or not enough nutmeg in my food. Yeah. I think they just try to work out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out the the the to work the to work the the the the the to work the the the the wait the wait the wait the wait the wait the wait the wait the wait thususususususususususususususususus'ers'ers'ers the waitus the waitususususus the waitususususususususususususususususususususususususususususus the waiters the waiters the waiters the waiters the waiters the wait the wait the wait the wait the wait the wait the wait the wait the wait the wait the wait the wait the wait the wait the wait the wait thiia thia thi-a thi-a thi-a thi-a' thusus' thus' thus' thus' thus' thus' thus' thus' thooooooia'erusususususususususususususususususususa' the sure the waitresses were gonna either put too much or not enough nutmaker by food. Yeah. I think they just try to work out how to get this guy out of here. Hey, does it seem like that guy's eyes are really red and like almost entirely closed and also he looks unbelievably unwell and also he can't talk?

I think you'd just be like, hey, look at that guy. Oh, yeah that guy's fucked. Yeah, I love being like, I was absolutely fucked on drugs and everyone at the venue was acting weird. Not me, though. I was normal. Everyone was looking at me funny. I went to sleep that night at 10 p.m. 24 hours later, I still feeling it.

I woke up today, Thursday, a little bit spacy, but pretty much fine. I still feel a bit separate from the world, but nothing unbearable. Overall, not a bad experience. I didn't hear any good notes. I didn't hear any pros. Raise the bar on what you think are good experiences. Go on the Scooby-Doo coaster. That should be a like mid-level. Scooby-Doo spooky coaster.

You should believe that there can be better things for you. Yeah. You should have a little more faith in yourself and the world. If this is overall not a bad, you almost ruined your auntie's birthday. You probably did ruin your auntie's birthday. Watch John Wick to on your laptop while you're in the bath. Drinking a nice glass of red. Holy fuck that sounds nice. That sounds wonderful. Jesus. Much better than recreationally. Yeah, it's a legal heart. Yeah. Pro tip though. Take your metal tone after the bath. You don't want to fall sleep at that laptop battery run down. Did I get, do I, I tell you guys, when I was trying to get my pharmacology all sorted out, I was on a thing called metazapine for a while. And they get you, it's an anti-anxiety drug and they get you to take it at night time because it makes you extremely you extremely you extremely you extremely you extremely you extremely you extremely you the you you the you the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to to their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tapeatop battery to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be to battery battery battery battery battery battery battery battery battery battery battery battery battery battery battery battery battery battery battery to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their to their their their their tape battery their their tapy.. I tapy. Yeah their tapy. I tip. I tip. I tip. I tip. I tip. I tip. I'm tip. I tip. I'm tip. I'm tip. I tip. I'm tip. I t get you, it's an anti-anxiety drug and they get you to take it at night time

because it makes you extremely hungry and then very sweepey. Hey, like weed, right? Yeah, anyway. So my wife goes into labor at like 4 p.m. Oh, no. You have not told us this. No. It's like,told us this. I'm just going to say. Oh, 9.10 p.m. I'm like, well, I'd better take my AT Depressant that makes me extremely hungry and that's go to sweep. Well, you're, in fairness to you, you're supposed to keep taking it.

That is true. That is certainly true. And then, you know, like half an hour later, Caitlin's having, you know, big contractions, and I'm like, so she'll like, you know, have the big wave kind of thing, and then it passes, and then I'm falling in, falling asleep in between. Oh no. It's just knocked me.

You know what's great? You're occasionally waking up to look at your struggling wife and you see like the big roast chicken in a hospital gown on the table. Uh-huh. A hundred percent one of the nurses made a Tick-Tock about how shit men are. Like, there is literally a woman here giving birth and he's having a bad. Oh man that like... And then I'm like, all right I guess we're gonna go up in the car now. You drive. I'm very sly. I'm too tired. That absolutely happened with with our first kid where Elna went to labor at like 10 or 11 at night.

She's like, I think it's starting. I was like, fuck. Yeah, it is too late for that. Yeah, exactly. You should think about just putting a cork in that. And we'll all get up well rested. And you'll be ready for the day, you know? Yeah, to have a sleep.

I'll be able to help you better in the morning morning morning morning Yes. I'll be able to hold space for you tomorrow. But yes, she labored for a long time all through the night and then when we went into the hospital the next morning for more hours and it's it's very hard to stay in the room through all of this and not be like, good God I'm sleepy. Yeah. I'm so goddamn I'm sleeping. I'm the. I'm the the the the the the the the th. I'm s I'm s I'm s I'm s I'm s I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm to to be to be to be to be to be to to to to be to be to be to be to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to be th. I'm th. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm the the thomorrow. thomorrow. the the thomorrow. thomorrow. thomorrow. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to stay in the room through all of this and not be like, good God, I'm sleepy. I'm so goddamn sleepy. I'm just sitting on this couch and like, yes, something's happening, but also nothing's happening. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I really feel you on this one. You're right, you're right for falling asleep. God damn. This fucking podcast. Look, this comes to us from user, Wayne.

I say this like he's sent it to us. The Wayne Capital. Big W. I have been taking nutmake trips three or four times a year since my late 20s. I do this for the huge erections I get when I take this amount. Pardon? God, I wish.

I wish I could see that what just happened to Lucy's face. Excuse me? Oh yeah. Taking notes here. I find 20 to 25 grams, write that down. To be a dose that gets the results I want without too many bad effects. I'm willing to trade some bad effects for a huge boner. Yeah. I don't want, I don't want a huge erection if I'm going to feel like queasy the whole time.

Yeah, what's the point of it? Ooh, ugh, ugh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Didn't feel like my penis was real, you know? I am gay and I start masturbating off and on about three or four hours after ingestion. Okay, but can we get back to the store? We got to be stupid. And it's not funny or clever to clip Andrew saying, I am gay. I am gay. Well now you got

Ben as well. You got me and Ben? You guys want to get one off each and then we can have the whole soundboard. If I say it's not funny, it's sexy, you know. It's a man-only joke. And as far as I'm concerned, never show weakness. Sun Tzu. Yeah. And also, don't fight in a swab. I think that's the other thing we learn from him. You're going to be up the hill a little bit.

It sucks in there. The sexual feelings and huge erection I get just blows me away. I pick a day when there's no one to bug me and I have not orgasmed for a few days. I eat a good breakfast at 8 o'clock. You gotta have a good breakfast. Yeah. All right, I immediately know this is a European. I am- Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. I eat a good breakfast at 8 o'clock and ingest the nutmeg with orange juice at noon hour. One word. Are you a frog that lives in a little toadstool cottage? It's noon hour already, but I've barely marmaladed my crumpets.

I start getting really horny after about four hours and it just increases from there. Note it is really important to eat supper and sip water occasionally. Yes. From supper time to midnight it is masturbation city. Population 1. From supper time to midnight. From supper time. It is Masturbation City. That's my cellar door right there. I love how cutie his like time references. Oh you must eat some supper. Look honestly I've got to have supper now because I haven't eaten anything since noon hour. I've got a lot of masturbating to do. As I am the mayor of masturbation city right now. Well I'm the only one there so kind of mayor by default.

No one else is going to take the bins out. Who will keep the trains running in masturbation city. It will keep them clean. You don't want to hold that handrail. You don't. From supper time to midnight, it is masturbation city. My penis swelling too much bigger than normal. I eat some cereal at midnight and continue sipping water. This helps to smooth out the trip and keeps my stomach feeling good. Something about the cereal at midnight.

I make sure to have my midnight cereal during my marathon jack-off session. This man's weary forearms are stroking his fat enormous swollen cock while he is eating a bowl of neutra-grade at midnight in his little kitchenette. I'm thinking just right. This guy's the amyli of erotically taking nutmeg. Just bright red, incredibly sore penis after like six hours of jack-and-off. After midnight, I almost feel out of body as I stroke my swollen cock to an unbelievable size. All right.

Emphasis his, by the way. You put the exclamation mark in there, to an unbelievable size. Exclamation. He's looking down at his own penis and being like, what? What? What? What? the exclamation mark in there. To an unbelievable size. Exclamation. He's looking down at his own penis and being like, what? Wow! Couldn't it be? Just posting photos of his like incredibly normal penis to arrowwood. Look at that. Isn't it unbelievably large?

I guess. I usually come around 4 a.m. and it feels like molten lava erupting. I just want to note for the listener at home that he spoke come CUM as opposed to C-O-M-E. Yeah. Yeah. Basically, I enjoy about 12 hours of sexual bliss. We report you decide. Not Meg? Maybe pretty good.

Can someone print this out and put it in the mail to sting? Dude, you're gonna love this. It's all natural. It comes from the earth. Tantric sex on Nutmeg. Could it feel anybody? You would not believe how many of the Nutmeg Aeroid Trip reports are about it making you uncontrollably horny.

Wow. Yeah. Yeah, it's like hike it together. If you have like a special like an anniversary or something coming up or maybe you're just having a lovely date night with your partner, why don't you try hawking down 30 grams of nutmeg and then just going crazy in a highway side hotel room. Support each other through all of the nausea. Yeah, you know, really try to remind each other to sip water. Set a reminder on your phone for your midnight cereal for your midnight cereal. Supper time. I think you know it can be a fun activity for couples to go out together

and shop for some interesting new cereals to have for your midnight cereal during your nutmeg fuckfest. Yeah, get some of those weird European ones. Yep. Eat some Klanskis. Mmm. Or, you know, go and go and look. I think there might be some American listeners who would be upset to find out about how much Australians pay for like a box of lucky charms or cinnamon toast crunch or

some such but maybe go out and spend that $12 on a box of important cereal. You know, fuck it. It's fun. It's fun. It's fun. Treat yourself. And you know you got to keep those glucose levels up because you are. Yeah. And pick up some nutmeg while you're in. You probably ran out. Because you're going to be in for three to 72 to 72 hours of a nut me to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th th thu-cuce. thuice thuice thuice thuice thuice thus, thus, thus, thus, thus, thususus. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thususususususususususususususususususus. th th th to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thususus. thusususus. thusus. Because you're going to be in for three to 72 hours of a nutmeg-induced fuckfest. Yep. And you've got to stay hydrated, you know? Yep. Well, that has literally been an episode of the podcast, Buon to Vista, where something that I thought would take about 20 minutes.

Yeah. Thank you for listening. It's kind of a episode of the podcast, Budaveista, where something that I thought would take about 20 minutes ended up taking about 45. Yep. Yeah. Well, some things we've just got a lot to say about. A lot of important and serious stuff, really thought-provoking.

We report. We report. You decide to eat tun of egu. You decide whether or not to, it's up to you. Yeah, it's your choice. And if you're here because of a playprol recommendation, this has been your first episode. Welcome. Congratulations. Thank you. It is so nice. I purposely put the cums one last. Yeah. So I hope you enjoyed everything up until this point. See you during the week, if you're a patron, if you're a beloved patron who gets the bonus episodes. Yeah.

But a whole week later, if you're just, you know, if you you're cold if you're cold like that bye bye bye bye you Yeah, I'll be a today.