Boonta Vista - EPISODE 299: Executed In The Soylent Green Gooning Cave

Episode Date: June 4, 2023

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The magical world of Diddl and his large racist family, a variety of livestock ailments, and a stinky little groundhog. *** *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [e-mail]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Welcome to Bont Vista episode 299. Here we are at the 2023 Australian Podcast Awards. It's a really glamorous evening, the wild turkey's flowing and we're out on the red carpet, chatting to some of our most famous podcast celebrities. Oh, look at that. Is that Theo from the My Pussy is Bay podcast? Number one downloaded podcast for women age 28 to 45? He's dressed in a gorgeous gown made out of screenshots of text from fuck boys.

And he's promoting his range of sex toys like this adorable pastel peach, Pussy Sucker, Max, 5,000. Use code of Theo Pussy for 10% off your first order. Theo welcome may I just say sleigh you may say sleigh so it is so high-key goaded to be here tonight on this carpet we're here to have fun but it's also super important what I do as well which is bozzy positivity. That's right. Yeah, unless you've got mud flaps down there. There's gonna be a problem. I'm sorry. Let's let's cruise right on past that one.

Oh my god, I've just spotted Ben from my cold mother did not care for me in any meaningful way or shield me with maternal love from the harsh weather of this cruel world. That's why I'm always on my grind and I hustle every day podcast. Ben, you're at the top of males 18 to 30 market and you've got your upcoming book release, smoke weed and build your empire. You have been in some hot water lately for promoting that your listeners stick to a diet purely consisting of break fluid. do you have anything to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say to say the th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi tho tho tho tho tho tho tho thi, I the tho tho tho th. I'm th. I'm th. I th. I th. I I I th. I I I I I'm th. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm the. I'm the. I'm theateateateateateateate. theateate. theate. theate. the. the. I'm the. I'm to a diet purely consisting of break fluid. Do you have anything to say to the haters?

I have nothing to say to the haters that I haven't already said to the APA, the AFP. I never made any claims that it works. I just said you should do it. I don't think it has any health benefits. And are you doing it? I have experimented with watching other people do it in my daily life and I have seen some incredibly funny results at dinner parties from people shitting themselves. Finally we'll check in with hosts of the classic. It's that wickedly funny and irreverent podcast we all know and love.

We've got Andrew, host of my dad wrote mine comps. Hello. Hile! That's all I had on that one. Yeah. One more can be said. Eva Braun though, it's kind of a bad bitch. What are we doing here?

Hey, do you guys want to hear some of the actual podcast from the Australian Podcast Awards? Yeah? Hold on. Let me clarify what you mean by do I Want to Hear Their Titles, read and art by me. That, yes, that yes. Here were the finalists for Best Business Podcast, supported by Subly. That's the fuck that is. It's where it's a gig economy where someone comes around and wiggles around like a worm like you step on him. Oh, is there such a thing?

You could be making a little extra cash on the side the other. Yeah so little. I could be getting paid so little. You could be paying them. I barely get any money. It's the one gig economy thing that works because at the end you get like a quarter of minimum wage and you go, oh thank you. Could it be any tidier? Oh, a little morsel. You gave me too much money. This is the best business podcast. Lady Brains. She's on the money. Oh Jesus. The mentor with Mark Burris and the SEO show. Now that sounds like a fucking laugh a minute. Yeah, hey. you remember search engines?

How is it how the fuck is anybody still doing like SEO related content? The SEO show it's so easy to do SEO. There's like three sites now so yeah. Well there's three sites. There's a plug-in. It says repeat your key terms two more times. Bingo, bongo. Yeah, bang. You've done it. Well done, you ruin the internet. SEO's just completely fucked anyway, because whatever you put in, you're getting like 10 million ads for beforehand and you're getting all these spam websites and the AI-generated things.

No matter what you're doing, you're just getting a page full of. Plus now there's probably like single page, like, one button press things where you say, hey, I need to get to the top of the SEO, this is my thing, and then a fucking AI chat, GBT, fucking whatever's. And that's what we talk about on our podcast. Yeah. Uh, here's the best sex and relationship podcasts. Oh, now we're talking. There's my area. Hooked, hitched and hung up with Brittany Hockley and Laura Byrne. Innies and outies.

Ladies, we need to talk. Love me, love my anxiety. Pillow talk. And the single life of us. The single life of us. I'm allowed to say this. You guys aren't allowed to make fun of this. But like, it feels like a lot of the podcast now for ladies.

It just like, you know when sex in the city was like the first show to talk about like a blowjob? It feels like they're all trying to do that, but there's nothing all the time. Yeah, it's not naughty anymore. Yeah, they're just like, well, I had sex with my husband last week. Yeah. And I used to vibrate her. Yeah, this is so crazy. No, I'm learning a few things. 45 dollars of stuff from love, honey. And it's really turned my life around.

Best parenting podcast, Dad Pod. That's a good name. That's a great name. That's a great name. I'll pay it. Yeah, no, that's straight to the meat of it. Dr. Justin Colson's family. Sorry, happy families. My bilingual family.

No need for Prince Charming. Parental is anything. All right, not bad. Yeah, no, that's pretty good. Lucy's favorite. The the the the the the the the that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's good name. That's good name name. That's that's that's that's name name name name name name name name name name name name name name name name name name. That's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's tiiia. tia. tia. tia. tia. tia. that's that's that's tiaaaaaaaaaaaaa. that's that's tia'a'aqa'a'a' not bad. Yeah, no, that's pretty good. Lucy's favorite, the tired mummy podcast. Oh, yeah. You go, mama. Had a glass of temporaneo and a serotonin,

yeah, no, sometimes if you're really tired from parenting. Just one hit. Yeah, it's a bit of a, it's a bit of a chicken and the egg situation where it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's a bit of a chicken and the egg situation where it's like, yeah, you're a parent and you're tired, I get that, but you did also just have two glasses of temporary, yeah. You got time to listen to your podcast. I don't know how tired you are, really. Yeah, get them. Yeah, get them. Yeah, get those tired parents. Time parents. These are the finalists for Best Australian Comedy Podcast.

I think you're going to be pretty surprised by a glaring omission from this list. Hmm. First up, irrational fear. The friend of the show, irrational fear. Yep. Thank you, Dan. Canceled. Yeah, that's funny as fun.

Yeah, just pulled that one off the list. Whatever that one was. It th, I I I I I I I I I I I th, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it's, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. thiiiiii. thiii. thi. thi. thi. thi. I they're they're thi. they're thi. So they scratched that one out, did they? Yeah, just pulled that one off the list, I guess. Whatever that one was. Yeah. It's cancelled there. Impromptunes, the completely improvised musical podcast. Oh, Jesus Christ. I mean, is John Bryan doing it? I mean, is John you doing it? Yeah. Oh, yeah, we love musical podcast. Only that one. That one's very good.

Can I just sidetrack to tell you that canceled is a mama mea podcast that talks about celebrities being canceled? Great, that sounds in light. Just nailing it. Very cool. Ding, ding. I bet it's really nuanced. That discussion.

They should have called it the discussion. They should have called it trigger warning or problematic or something. Pablomatic. The Bizzura Projects Radio Free Cinema. No idea. But sure. The swab with Georgie Carroll. Okay. Sounds a bit personal. Yeah, I'd do that with my doctor personally. Yeah. And Tony doctor personally. Yeah. And Tony and Ryan. Okay. It's a rich, rich comedy podcast landscape in Australia. You guys got any, um, really looking for something Tony and Ryan based?

You guys got any podcasts you could recognize? Similar to Tony and Ryan? I think you have to self-submit to be considered for the Australian podcast awards and we're never going to do that. Yeah that's not going to happen. Yeah yeah I never do that as a joke. Big Soft Titty. P&G on their behalf. We could do that. No we don't need to submit ourselves to the podcast awards but we do need you to submit ourselves to the podcast awards, but we do need you to submit correspondence to us every now and then, not too much.

If you do it too much, we just can't read them all. We can't read them all. It's upsetting, it's stressful to us? You want to stress this out? Huh? Anyway, it's time for the mail bag. 180317515. That's the Boltivista hotline. That's the Boltivista hotline. [phone] that's the Boltervista hotline.

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That's the Buntervista hotline. So this is a letter sent in... A letter, Christ, an email sent into us by listener Sophia who says, Hi, Buntavista, big fan of your podcast. Thanks for what you're doing, what you're doing and providing us all with great entertainment even on the most no-thoughts, head empty of days. That is our promise. I grew up in Holland, much to my dismay, it really is like your show makes it it look before moving to the UK when I was 12 12. the the the the tod. to to to to to to to to to to to to the to the the to the to the the the to the the the the the the the the to the th. C. C. to to to to to ca their to to toe. I, toeckh. I, toa' to me, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I, the. I, the, the, the, the. theateathea' theateateatea'lipea'lipea'liplea'liplea'liplea'liph. I, the, the my dismay, it really is like your show makes it look before moving to the UK when I was 12. Truly I have the joy of being intimately familiar with

both the cultures most ridiculed on your podcast, and I have to say you do a fantastic job. Thank you. Wonderful. I just remembered out of the blue that Diddle was a franchise that I grew up with in Holland but never heard of again in the UK. This seemed at first unsurprising, given the name, but my partner has been reading the Wikipedia page of Diddle, and the law on there has blown me away with so much more detail of racial stereotyping that I could have ever been prepared for. I think you guys get a kick out of it.

All the best, Sophia. You are absolutely correct. Here begins the Wikipedia page for Diddle. Diddle is a German comic strip created by German artist Thomas Gollitz in 1990. The first sketch of Diddle was made on the 24th of August 1990. Diddle is a white jumping mouse with big ears and large pink salt feet, allowing him to jump large distances. Diddle and his friends are featured on various sorts of products, such as stationary collectibles

and also in a range of plush dolls and toys manufactured by Depecia. Depechea. Depeche. Hey, can we, do we get any information? How big are those feet? Don't, calm down. Don't. Don't sexualize Diddle.

In Austria, Diddle was a highly popular cartoon, together with its host of characters. Yeah, who else came from Austria? Your dad? Wait, who's? Yeah. On August 24th, 1990, Golets made the first sketch of Diddle as a kangaroo. In later sketches, the character became a jumping mouse with big ears and huge feet. How huge? Shut up. There's not a comic character in the strict sense, as it did not have its first appearance in comics, books, or cartoons,

but a product that was invented exclusively for the sale of commodities. This world's so fucked up, me is messed up. It was first seen in January, 1991, 1981 on a 48-part postcard series. The cards eventually became coveted collectivels. the the the the the the the the their their th. th. th. th. It th. It th. It th. It th. It tip, t. It t. It t. It t. It t. It t. It t. It t. It t. It t. It, t. It, t. It t. It, t. It, t. It, t. It, t. It, t. It, t. It, t. It, t. It, is. It, is. It, is. It, is. It, is. It, is. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It, t t t t t t t t t t t t t today. It's today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today. It's. became coveted collectibles. So in 1992, Depechea responded to the boom and brought out the first stuffed animal of diddle. The first diddle block pages were produced in 1994 and caused a collection and exchange fever in both adults and children. It's just diddle. It's just diddle. Oh, the new dittle is coming out. You're 45.

Was this there, was this the Dutch Beanie Baby? Is did it on the- But there's only one dittle. Yeah, well, he actually has quite an extensive community of friends and family. And you're about to meet them all. Later on other products, the thanks, thacarsers, Bed, Linen, Stationery, Cups, and Glasses followed. Here is a list of characters. Series characters reside in the fictional Cheesecake Land, where the soil, rocks and walls are made of cheese, but otherwise seems very similar to Earth, with deserts, rivers, and even

a moon. Wow. Why is it called Cheese Cake Land. If it's just cheese, it's fucking stupid, ridiculous. Get it together. Here are the characters. Diddle, the main character of the series. Diddle-er, Diddle's girlfriend, who's also a jumping mouse. Good. I don't think they should date outside of their species. And how big are her feet? Will they ever make the feet touch. Mimi hops, a cheerful fox rabbit who is best friends with Pimbole. Who's Pimbo? Pimbo? A cuddly teddy bear and friends with Mimi hops and Acoturbo. He lives in a suitcase at Diddles Cheese Cave. You need to start making sense right now. They've got to start introducing

these characters in a different order where they establish who they are before their relationship to them. Akotervo, a clumsy raven and friend of Professor Bubblebag. Hold on. Oh, are you a friend of Professor Bubblebag? He's, um, oh God, how do I say this? A friend of Professor Bubblebang. Professor Diddle Dabble, sorry, Professor Diddleddabble, Professor Diddleddabble Bumblebag, a scatterbrain professor that owns a laboratory where he conducts experiments. And you do not want to see the kinds of things that he's creating in there.

Yeah. Afronts to God, every one of them. Merck's mere letter month, a clever bookworm who lives in Professor Bobblebanks library. He remembers the contents of any book that he eats. That's kind of a scary villainous trait, isn't it? That you're simultaneously acquiring the knowledge and destroying it for other people at the same time. I have taken everything from you, but I will retain it forever. You know what else remembers the information?

The fucking book! Leave it in there! That's the purpose of it. I'm gonna step on you, nasty little worm. Oh, the word is turned. The turning of Theo's worm. Bumble. Did Lena's petter, who has an affinity for cheese the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the The turning of Theo's worm. The bumble.

Didlina's pet setter, who has an affinity for cheese bones. Yep. Cheese bones. Yeah, I think they're bones made of cheese because the bombles are dog. He's made of cheese? Yeah. Millimits. Did Lena's pet, Tiger tig pet Tiger Tail kitten who is mischievous and playful. Tiplaaps a turtle who lives on the beach and enjoy to play beach volleyball. I don't think a turtle can play beach volleyball. That sounds very

unbelievable. Yeah you kind of have to return it directly to him because he's moving real fucking slow. So slow. Wallywell and Vanillevy. A black Angora goat and a white lucky sheep who wandered cheesecake land together. Yeah that's uh... They're just really close friends. Yeah they're friends. Yeah, best friends. Your auntie Pat and her best friend, Wally Well. The Frog Brothers. Three mischievous and gross frogs who are the antagonists of the series. How much fucking shit it's the Frog Brothers. Just say the French. Everyone's sensitive after the war, I know. Lolly Love Bear.

A teddy bear who was read about Didlena in the Cheesecake Land and posted himself there via parcel. Oh. Okay, from where? From where? From earth? And then what happened? They killed him? He's unlawed in the post.

No way here in there. They read about Didlina died in the post. No way in her in there. We read about Didlina, like Deedle's girlfriend, and he posted himself there. He's been cutting little clippings out of the newspaper. Yeah, that's pretty weird, man. Hey, stay right there. I'm on my way. to be a bad guy in last action, he was getting into the movie. Yeah. No way, that's kind of backwards. Yeah, but yeah, Lolly Love Bear got himself into the cartoon. Yep. Yeah. Which o'c. Is that? That's Bruce Wil, no, I'm thinking of the last Boy Scout. You are, yes. Where the guy gets shredded by a helicopter. Yeah, that's right.

Much better. Dim Dan. A hard-working, bee who helps Simcily search for magic blossoms using his light. And finally, Lulunally, the only pink unicorn in Floriddy who is close friends with Simpsili and Didlina. Hearing a lot about Didlina. Yeah, Diddlina seems to be really stealing the show from Diddle. Yeah. Here's a list of locations featured in the show from Diddle. Yeah. Here's a list of locations featured in the show.

Cheesecake land. The main location where Diddle and his friends live, where the soil, rocks and walls are made of cheese, gummy bears and potato... Oh, wait, no. Where the soil of rocks and walls are made of cheese, gummy bears and trees and bushes, but otherwise seems very similar to earth with deserts, rivers and even a moon.

What do you mean otherwise? Apart from that. Other than that. Other than that. The soil rocks and walls are made of cheese. Gummy bears and potato chips grow on trees and bushes. Otherwise it's exactly the same. It's just the same. Do you think it's just like like like like like like like like like like like like like the soil the soil the soil the soil the soil the soil the soil the soil the soil the soil the soil the soil the the the the the the the the the thoxxxxxxxxx and tho tho tho thoes and tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. It's the. the. to. to. toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. te. Yeah. Do you think it's just like soil rocks and walls and then the roofs are made of normal

roofing materials? Yeah, are they regular material? It says there's deserts. So the deserts are not made of cheese. It's just desert. You'll die out there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It sounds like a beautiful place. Moonlight Twinkle Lake. A beautiful glistening lake in the middle of the land.

Chocolate Rock, a tall assortment of rocks near Moonlight Twinkle Lake, nicknamed Chocolate Rock, due to its brown peak. Chocolate Rock separates the homes of Diddle and Diddleena. There's a mountain betwixt them. But it's not actually chocolate. It's not called Chocolate Rock either. That's just its nickname. So they don't live together. Deedle has not locked this down and he's got he's got players like posting themselves to his girlfriend. Yeah, Lolly Love Bear came here from Earth A to Cheesecake Land to be with Dillena and you're like, you're not putting a ring on it? I can't actually like being on the other side of chocolate rock, which isn't its real name. I'm like. And their. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their their th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I the the their. their. their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. I. Yeah. I. I. Yeah. Yeah. I. I th. Yeah. Yeah. I th. Yeah. I the th. I th. Yeah. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. th. I'm th. th. I'm th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the side of chocolate rock, which isn't its real name, by the way. Like my own space. Me and all of my friends.

Yeah, my place is kind of small. I just don't know if it's. My girlfriend's coming around. Yeah. Diddle's home, located under an attic tree nearby moonlight twinkle link. What that, uh, cheese cave do? No. what that, uh, cheese cave do. Hmm. Nah. No, I don't think so. No, no, no, no, no.

D'Lina's Cheese Cave. Ooh, now we're talking. Hey, no. Diddlina's home, located under a flower meadow, nearby moonlight twinkle lake. Okay, so I guess if you would draw a line from Diddle's place to Dillina's place, it would sort of run orthogonal to Moonlight Twinkle Lake, and that's how they're both near it, but on the other sides of a mountain? Is that how we're making this work? Professor Bubblebang's laboratory. Professor Bubblebang's home and laboratory sandwiches

between two large granite rocks by Moonlight Twinkle Lake. It's starting to see a little pattern here. Little Diddle Mousen, located east from the Moonlight Twinkle Lake through the cotton candy woolball forest. I need like a Tolkien style map for this, I think. And if you have any drawing ability whatsoever, mail bag, Budavist. Don't write it to tell us you could do it. Send him once you could do it. Send it in once you've done it. Toad Swamp, home of the frog bros. Nuke it. Nuke it from orbit.

Just bomb towards swam. That's where they live. There's only three of them. You need that the orbital laser from Akira, bam, straight down into todayogg legs up in this beach. Fill it with salt. Do you think that the orbital laser exists in this universe? Yeah, it's very similar to our planet with minor exceptions. I know for a fact that in the 80s we got those Star Wars defense lasers. Yeah. Florany, a world located inside a flower pot in Diddlena's cheese cave. It inhabits creatures, it inhabits characters like Simpsili, Dimndan, and Lulunally.

But it's inside a flower pot? Yes. So we're talking like a inner dimension kind of thing going on, or these characters are very small. They're so tiny. Is that your house? In that little pot? That's pathetic. It's such a little cheese cave. My goodness. I don't think I got even fit in there. And it's stinky in here. Here is a list of plants. Sensibly, sensibili or extremists when touched, the blossoms

pull back into their protective shells, which like Theo's petus. It's representation in media, finally. Because of that, this flower is at risk of extinction because insects can't land on it for pollination. Oh, it's a small bean. It sounds like God made a mistake when he created that plant, you fucking idiot. It's got chem generalised anxiety disorder.

It's a small bean plant. The umbrella bush, when its blossoms are open, it may rain. Cube tree, its fruits are useful as a building material or as seat cushions. It grows cubes. Yeah, and you can use those to build stuff, except the walls are made of cheese. You don't need any cubes. Yeah. The toothbrush bush grows mostly in the vicinity of dental stone. What I'm talking about? Come on. This dude is just walking around his house, looking for ideas. I can't think of anything. A cluteless telephone tree. And you to put my book, he thinks while he's brushing thin thin thi was was was was thi was thi was thi was thi thi thi's thi's thi. thi. thi. their thi. thi. thi. their thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. their their the. the. the. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. th. their. the. the. the. theat. theat. theat. theat. teat. teat. teat. teateateat. teateat. teat. too. tooeat. tooe. tooeat. tooe. tooe. too. too This telephone tree. And you to put in my book, he thinks while he's brushing his teeth. Wait, wait, I think I've got it.

His wife's like, honey, honey, please have sex with me. No, I've almost cracked the code. The frustrated wife tree. Turns to look at his wife and disgust, then turns back to his thing and writes to his his his he and writes he and writes he and writes this he and writes he and writes this this th and writes th and writes this this thing this things things thinks thinks thinks things this this things this thinks this this this their this this this this the turns back to his thing and writes down Cheese Cave. A lamp flower. The blossoms light up at night in different colors. They look great at fairgrounds and he used to decorate patios. This sounds quite pleasant so far. It does. Also patios are like such a fun thing to include specifically in your magical or in your fantasy world. Yeah, yeah, just on the, on the, kind of lean to situation specifically in your magical world. In your fantasy world, yeah, yeah, just on the, on the, kind of lean to situation going on with our patio.

We got a semi-covered patio, and the walls are made of cheese. A fan plant. In the summer, this balcony and indoor plant blooms. In the summer, this balcony and indoor plant blooms and creates a pleasant breeze. Isn't it stinks like cheese. Isn't a fan plant when you have a guy in the audience for wrestling shows and stuff who's there is a like there to take a bump? They throw shit into the crowd. You probably don't need that in cheesecake when. And if you want to be a fan plant at our next life show, get in touch. Imagine, you're just like going in

elbow dropping onto one person in the crowd. Oh my God! And our listeners aren't going to put up a fight either. So you can... Oh Lord, no. Okay! Huh? Small bell flower. When touched, these flowers make a delicate ringing sound. Much like Ben's penis. It's actually the earth frequency, 440 hertz. Very calming. Dishinanzia. Dynoral dick noises. Binoise.

And before you reply in the Discord show chat, yes, Ben did just fuck up. 440 hertz is the regular frequency. You're thinking 432 hertz. Oh, is that? Oh, is that amount? Yeah. Get off the keyboard. Put the keyboard. Close your keyboard.

But it's natural frequency. This is, this is why we haven't self-submitter. Yeah. Because we don't we're kind of playing it fast and loose with the truth here. Yeah. Yeah. Not like my big pussy. They have a fact checker in their ears. Come up with a good name right now. Oh that's the name of the podcast is just my big pussy. What's what? Oh does that offend you? Do you find the female body offensive? I actually prefer bigger possier. I'm so sorry about this podcast. That's why we're such good friends. A little bit of wheel room.

Dysnazia. When irritated this noisy plant makes very strange sounds just before withering. Oh, it's like Theo. Oh, I have to go to my room. We can probably do this for another five minutes or so. Yeah, easy. There's so much more. Magic blossoms. Magic blossoms only bloom with the aid of a magic blossom fairy. They only grow in the world of florany.

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Which they do. It is a fucked-up episode. Count Didkiller. A jumping mouse vampire who lives in castle Bibbisteen. Humph Diddle Bogart, a detective from Little Diddle Mousen. Midley MacMousy, Diddle's second cousin from Scotland, who's friends with the Loch Ness Monster? God. How cute.

Amazing. Loch Ness monster. Say it with the voice. Say it with the voice. I'll do it if you won't. You have to at least have a soft A. I can't. Okay, here it is. Did man raggy. Andrew would you like to's written. Did Man Raggy. Andrew, would you like to say it? Did Man Raggy? He is a four-eighth brother of Professor Bubblebag who lives in Jamaica.

What do you mean? Four-eighth brother? Is there an easier way to say that? Is there an easier way to say that or... Is there an easier way to say that? I think is that specifically, alright. Yeah, could I just get a, could I just get a four-eight strength latte? Could I get... It's because it's from the fucking, it's from the chart shit, right? That they... I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Oh, that's a huge serving.

I could only possibly eat four-eights. It's so it's easier to subdivide if someone else has to subdivide your portion. He's a four-eights brother of Professor Boba Bang, who lives in Jamaica with his wife and has an affinity for rapping. Myrie. Yeah, more you want to know what Divan's wife is called? Yeah, more than anything. Maria Hwana.

Who also lives in Jamaica. There's two names. Maria Hwana. Do you get it? Yeah. Oh, I don't, but it sounds great. Suddenly, I'm back on board for this. This sounds like incredible programming.

Diddle duce de surprise. Diddle's distant cousin from France, who is a famous chef with a secret crush on Diddelinea. Locked that ship down, Diddle. I think join the club, it sounds like. Guys, I just found a picture of Ditman, Ruggie and his. Oh, does he have dread looks? He's got stuff going on. Okay. So I've just got a little picture in the chat for you there. That is a lot. Yeah. Okay. The two of them. He does have dread looks. They're both, well him and his wife, both, both playing steel. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the thi. thi. thi. thi. the the th. to to th. th. th. th. th. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. G. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. D. D. th. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. Did. thi. Did. thi. Did. thee. Did. thi. the. the. the. thtwo of them, he does have dreadlocks. They're both, well him and his wife, both playing steel drums.

Yeah. I understand is the default behavior of a person living in Jamaica. Wearing a big peace sign medallion. Yeah. He also has very big feet and he is, as does his wife. They're pretty big. Except, both of these mice are brown. Not like all the other white mice. Oh, okay. Because it was white. Yeah. They're looking a bit sleepy there.

They're both kind of tired. Both got dreadlocks and they both look high as a fucking kite. Especially Maria Juana. Her eyes are barely open. She's got the like when Charles Schultz would draw a peanut that had just been like made confused or angry by doing like a wiggly mouthline. Yeah, it's got that going on. I'm not racist. I just want to say that before I say these. I'm not the person that's being racist. We actually, we actually get together before the podcast and we do these affirmations as well. I'm not racist. I am not racist.

Just before we start recording, we go, we all put our hands in the middle and we say, on three, I'm not racist. Doing the synchronization check from Playrun of 2049. I have normal thoughts when someone's driving badly, not racist. Oh, I think I see where this is going, Ben. When you're not being racist, do they keep you in a box? Diddle Dong Ping Wu. Diddle's Chinese seven corners related cousin,

who has a black belt in Mercado and is on the Chinese jumping mouse team. Little, uh, little picture in the chat with you there. I was not prepared for that picture. If you, if you don't want to Google Diddledong Ping Wu, how about you just Google Christopher Lee Fu Manchu? And then imagine that instead of a white man raciously painted to be a Chinese man, it's a white mouse raciously drawn as a Chinese man.

It looks like he's drinking a cocktail. It's got a cocktail there, a little sex on the beach or something. It's got a cocktail. I also thought that the style of shoe that he's wearing there are Japanese. They're Japanese. But he also has a black belt in macado. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th raccac. th racc- th racc- th racc- th racc- th racc- th rac's wearing there are the Japanese. They're Japanese. They're Japanese. And he also has a black belt in Mercado, which is presumably a new Japanese martial art. Yeah. Where are you singing? And he's wearing an outfit that I would describe as, I'm not going to be able to pick

the era correctly, but I will say if you have seen any of the Chinese movies with Chinese vampires in them. Yeah. Very much the Chinese vampire get-up. Except for the shoes. So like Transylvanian Opium Den. It's giving Transylvanian Opium Den for sure. Ah. That one sucked. But what about the next one? But what about this one? But what about this one? Did Luigi de antipaster pepperazzi? Strangely, strangely that one's not racist.

Not racist at all. I just doesn't look like anything to me? Yeah, you want to see a picture of that guy? He's Diddles' Italian great uncle and he runs a pizzer called daid Luigi. That did Luigi. That rules. Hey, it's me. Did Luigi from Diddlidluglugi.

Did Luigi is the only one who looks like a slime ball. He's got like a five o'clock shadow. I didn't know mice could have that. But a rose clamp between the teeth wearing sunglasses at all times. Yeah. He also looks like he has something of a relationship with Didlena. Is that Didlena? He's got a rose between Oh sorry, that's D'Ila- It's D'Lora. It's Diddlora. We haven't got to Diddlaw to Diddlawar-Didlororororororororororor the that, that's good of a Casanova. I'm sorry, we haven't got to Didlora to Didlaw yet, I fucked up. Uh, Diddlora Jumpy, Diddle's sister-in-law from Switzerland, she has a great affinity for cheese fondue and cheese dumplings.

Well, she's in luck. You're gonna fucking love the walls here. You're fucking love Jisket. Fredilacito. A brown jumping mouse who lives with his family in the jungle of South America. He's brown. Yeah. This is his main characteristic. Here's a if you want to get eyes on that one. And his second characteristic was what? He lives in the jungle of South America? In the jungle. Oh and he swings on vines. It's a it's interesting to me though that everybody else lives in the jungle of South America. In the jungle. Yeah, oh and he swings on vines. It's interesting to me though that everybody else lives in some fictional place that is a part of the cheesecake kingdom and he just lives in South America.

The brown guys from South America. Yeah. Didgery do. Oh. Where's he from Australia? Who loves to jump? I wonder what color he is. Well, he just looks like a crocodile dundee. Oh, that's confusing. Maybe for the better, but now somehow worse. Dr. Did Landy, an Indian fakir who lives in cheesecutter, but that's spelled like Kolkata?

Yeah, I think you're not going to want to see a picture of Dr. Didlandy because we've come straight back from a kangaroo who just looks like a kangaroo to this guy who... To this guy who... Oh no, they've given him little Gandhi spectacles. Got his ga glasses on. He's, he's dressed as Gandhi. He's, he's, he's, he's, he's th. He's theded, he's thed like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's like, he's like, to to to to to like, to like, he's like, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. the the the the. the, they've given him little Gandhi spectacles. He's got his gandy glasses on his... He's dressed as Gandhi. He is Gandhi. Yeah, he's just Gandhi. And he's standing on a bed of nails. He's standing on a bed of nails.

Which is not, my understanding of the traditional bed of nails is not that you just kind of stroll around on it, I don't just hang out on it, I don't th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th to to to thin to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to it, I don't think. Hmm. Did Rodriguez, a monozygotic jumping mouse who eats only hot chili peppers and plays music with Did Gonzales? Now if you thought to yourself, is this just going to be the sleepy Gonzalez stereotype? You were right? Sleepy Gonzales? Sleepy Gonzalez. Sleepy Gonzalez. No, I'm thinking of Speedy's cousin Sleepy.

Oh, of course. Because he was the sleepy one. Yeah, those are two monosygotic Mexican mouses. Yes. They are, they do look pretty sleepy. They are both wearing ponchos. Sunsafe. They are both wearing ponchoas, sunsafed, sombreros. They sound like they're having fun though. Yeah, they eat peppers and play music.

They eat super hot. Chili peppers all day, to spice up their lives. The two really have fire in their blood. And you can also tell from their music. Live Mars. Yeah, they're living to live Mars lifestyle. Live mouse. They're living to live mouse lifestyle. Yes!

I am the buntivistic comedian of the week. Vladimir minus degree. Gettle's great uncle from Siberia. Who dances the minus degree poker to stay alive? What? Is he dying? He will, he will if he stopped moving. He stops pockering. He's dropping dead. Interesting how this is a, this is a white mouse.

This one that lives in Siberia. You know, he's got a beard. Yeah, well not a lot of sun up there. Just seems to be a bit of a commonality about which mice get the brown skin. That's all. That's all. Or the yellow skin in the case of Diddledong Ping Wu. Yellow fur, sorry. Yellow fur. Yeah. Those more people can clip it.

Ditsle. Ditsle, an alien jumping mouse and descendant of Diddles' ancestors from Mars. I just going to say this whole family tree doesn't really fucking make any sense. I don't understand. So none of it makes any sense. His Stone Age ancestors were themselves descended from Mars? So he's got like a Elron Hubbard Scientology set of beliefs? We had a Mars to Earth panspermia situation where mouse life arrived in cheesecake land from a

alien mouse species on Mars? Sort of like a stargate situation? Is it Stargate? Is this racist mouse stargate? As opposed to a regular racist stargate? That's right. It's two steps removed. And that concludes the Wikipedia article for Diddle. Which isn't just funny because the mouse's name is Diddle. Which- Yeah, that was not the part that I was expecting. I thought that was going to be the funny bit. Yeah, diddle. It sounds very bad. Instead, it was all the racism. Yeah. I thought I would

just check in on official artist repo of the show Deviant Art to see what kind of representation. Oh, did you search Diddle Devian Art? I said, Diddle Deviant. I opened up Duck Dot Go, search engine of the show. I said Diddle, Deviart. You connected through Nord VPN. Today's sponsor. We're getting that potty. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi. I thi. I th. I th. I th. I th. I would th. I would th. I would th. I would th. I would th. I would th. I would th. I would th. I would th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thed. I thed. I thed. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I tho. I tho. I thoo. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I tho. I thi. I th show. I said, diddle Deviant. You connected through Nord VPN, today's sponsor. We're getting that potty. If you think you might get images. Now surprisingly, surprisingly, very few horny images about diddle or didolina on Deviant, which is shocking considering the culture that it originates from. It's a very few. However, I have stumbled upon an artist named Plush Dragon on here, and that's not foreboding

at all. And this German artist seems to just do picture after picture after picture after picture of humans being forcibly transformed into like cartoon characters. Which is pretty cool, I think we can all agree. There's one here of Diddlemouse and we've got an adult human woman who is currently 72% of the way through her forced transformation into a plush mouse. And I can only assume that that makes this artist really horny.

Yeah, this is a horny thing. Oh, right. So she has one regular foot left. Yeah, and the other one's getting huge. She's distressed, obviously. The caption says, This picture shows a woman who gets turned into a white plush mouse. Just search Diddle in Google pictures and you'll see how a real dittle mouse looks like.

Real, real dittle mouse. I do want to give this person some credit though, because they've clearly up their game over time. They've gone from crude pencil illustrations all the way up to 3D renderings of characters from Super Mario turning into humans. Truly their mixed media genius knows no bounds. Someone that's being transformed into like an inflatable pool shock. Oh no, what's the thing with the inflatable stuff? Yeah, well first of all it makes you big and round. Like to me, that's the main appeal.

That's the main appeal. We should definitely one day go through the Wikipedia list of sexual paraphernalias and then not make fun of any of them because they're all valid. They're all valid, except for some. No. No. No. No. No. You you. You you. You th. You th. You th. You th. You th. You'll just you. You'll just you. You'll just you'll just you'll just you'll just you'll just, you'll just, you'll just, you'll th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. the the th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the th. the the the the the the the the the th. the th. th. the th. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi of them because they're all valid. They're all valid, well except for something. No, you'll just you'll just really be able to tell by we'll be making fun of them all and then we'll get to one that we don't make fun of and then we swiftly move on. Yeah, that'd be, that'd be crazy. Well, I mean, I By age 34, they say that you've developed all the sexual paraphernalias that you're going to and then that's it for the rest of your life. That's all you're working with. And now you can do some maths based on Theo's age and when we started doing the worm joke and then... you can, you'll never know. I've actually, oh no I have I have picked up a few th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. I have a th. I have picked up th. I've th. I have picked up th. I've th. I have picked up th. I've th. I've to to th. I've to th. I've th. I have th. th. I've th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th doing the worm joke and then... You can, you'll never know. I've actually, oh no I have, I have picked up a few new ones so I don't think that's true. Oh, it's very nice. It is nice, isn't it? You can still grow. You never know, you never stop growing. You know, yeah. Yeah, unless you don't want me to grow. Andrew do not look at that link. I'm not looking at the fetish stuff on Devi-R.

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for it. That's my promise to you. So obviously we've already done like what 45 minutes of just dryly reading stuff from their... I was real surprised to look up and see the time step there but yeah but just what it is just around this episode out I have another another letter here from listener Milo who says hello the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. I thi romant th. th. th. th. th. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thically thically thically thically thically thically thically thically thically thically thically thically thically thically th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to th. to the the the the the the the the the the the. I the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. to the. to to to to the. to to the. the. the. the. Just around this episode out. I have another letter here from Lister Milo who says, hello the Buntavista. Thank you. Ages ago, one of you talked about cow magnets on the show. That was in episode 277, never give you cow a second magnet. Since that day, I've been locked in a life or death wall with my partner and friends who

refused to believe the truth. It's real. The cow magnet is real. Anyway, I was doing my due diligence and researching this when I came across some fun livestock diseases. It's just something to consider should you want to read out names of diseases and then the description. I understand if not, I understand if it's too low brow. Thanks, love your work, Milo. Guess what, Milo, it isn't, baby. So the link Milo provided was to the website, veterinary handbook.com, that are you, for a list of livestock diseases for, I think, well definitely at least sheep and cows, but I'm not sure. I'm not going to read the descriptions of these two because I think that would just be a very long litany of animal misery. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. So, the th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, thi thi too. too. too. too. too. th. the. the. thi. thi. the the these two because I think that would just be a very long litany of animal misery. Yeah, but instead I'm going to read you the names of some I've selected in a special order of my own

determining. First up we have big head. Mm-hmm. Big knee. Oh no. Lumpy jaw. Lumpy jaw. Leather lips. Oh no. Lumpy jaw. Leather lips. Oh, sweetie, no. Cagaroo leg. Putting this all together, you're describing quite a woman. Yeah. Who is she?

It's like making your vet shows up and just starts roasting your cow. Oh, big head, big knee, chunky jaw. Leather left, kangaroo leg. Water belly. Fleece rot. Cheezee gland. Oh, no.

I was just talking about this in Hellthread the other day. You have to wash every day, okay? You do, it's not optional. Even, not even if you're going on a date. Oh, sorry, did you hear cheesy glands? Oh. Ephemeral fever. What's that? I don't know, but it doesn't last long. Sort of slipped through my fingers. Bovine ephemeral fever. Sort of slipped through my fingers. Bovine ephemeral fever. Sort of slipped through my hooves. Oh, you might be the Budavistic comedian of the week.

Bovine viral diarrhea virus. Oh no. Now that sounds like a formulation done as a tongue twister on purpose. If it's viral, doesn't it make sense that it's a virus? Bovine viral diarrhea virus. Which? BDV-D-Vy? Does it? Oh, your cow's got the BVD-Divies? Bive? This fits into the uh... T-Henish-Metrtle's thing as well, doesn't it? Bovine viral? Oh, no, it doesn't it? By-von viral, diarrhea, oh no it doesn't. Yeah, you'd have to cut the end off.

But like we said, if it's redundant, we care about meter here, so. Yeah, we do. Pulpy kidney disease. You don't want to pulpy kidney. No. No. Copper deficiency. Copper poisoning.

Oh. They really want to get overcorrected. Yeah, we get right in the middle. Cyodide poisoning. Oh. Someone's jealous. Cyne deficiency. Australian itch. Hmm. I don't want to talk about that one. I don't mind. You sort of pinch and roll and no one can tell in public when you're doing it. That's what a Dutch tourists go home with. Grass staggers.

Prolonged recumency. Prolonged recumbency. Yeah, I get the grass tags and prolong recumbency when I smoke that weed. Yeah. Grass, grass, grass, grass, that's what happens to, um, brownie guy. What's it? I can't remember, raggy. Oh, fuck. Diddle man, raggy.

Yeah, bad to put him down. We're not racist. We are not racist. Say it together. We are not racist. Stargazing. Oh, that sounds pleasant. Yeah.

Is that another word for your grass recumbency? Yeah. That's when you're grassly recumbent and you roll all the way over. Remember the... It just makes a big thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thin the big thin thin the big the big the the the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to roll all the way over. Remember the, it just makes me think of the Vincent Dinofrio toy before we want to nudge a pig's head up so I can look at the stars. Thank you, Vinny D'Nuff's. I thought it was a Brandy Jensen that was like, Vincent D'Anofrio can nudge my head up so so I'm looking at this.

Punctual wounds of the soul. Oh no, that's very sad. You've that's a Ben invention. No, it's of the soul of the foot. That's a... Oh, it does sound an awful lot like... It's very poetic. It's talking about the multitude of...

Don't we all have multiple puncttalking about the multitude of... B-side. Don't we all have multiple puncture wounds of the soul? The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune that puncture our very souls? Yeah. Knuckling. Pizzle-rott. That's not, that used to be in the DSM, but it's not anymore. We don't lock people up for that anymore. Pizzle rot.

Wash your glance. Poor doers. P-O-O-R-D-O-E-R-S. Just how it sounds. Yeah. It's when you cow's doers are poor. Or is it that they're bad at doing stuff? Oh, they are poor doers.

More, more diagnosis. Yeah. Yeah. Ill thrift. It's one of the fucking things that worm tongue would wish upon you if you wronged him. Ill thrift will befall you, my lord. Well, it's terrible. My cattle be shopping.

Off. Off. Oh, that's it. Oh, that's it. Off. Me cows, the noise you make when the vet touches it. Oh, shit, this guy's definitely got off. I touched him and he went off. Rain scald.

Is that rain or brain? Yeah, if you think rain's going to be freezing cold but that it's actually just lukewarm, it burns you, you get rain scold. Yeah, sort of a relative, yeah. Railroad disease. That's where you get run over by the train. That's when the three-tender humor splits you in half. Alapetia. Alapetia.

You could get a week for that. Alapetia. Oh. You could get a week for that. Yeah. A little toupei on your cow's hand. Buy a week for your cow. Sticking, fake eyebrows on your sheep. Your sheep surprise, dude.

I don't point it out. It's really self-conscious about it. Milk fever. Not to be confused with milk. What Andrew has. Sometimes they're one in the same. Oh, come on now. Premature lactation.

Yeah. You can still get... No. Just have a conversation with your cow. It's not a problem. I'm not bothered. I think it's fine. It happens all the time. Leave it 10 minutes. You got to get off this escalator, you know? It's not about an escalating series of sexual acts moving towards orgasm. It's about enjoying your time together. Yeah, it's milking. It's really profound. It's not, it's not about the It's the the the c the the the the the the the the the sexual s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s s the s the s the s the sex sexual s sex sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sex sexual sexual sex sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sex sex sex sex sex sexual sex sexual sex sex sexual sex sexual sex sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual sexual the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the s s s s s s s s s s s s s s sexual's milking over another. It's not about the result. It's the cums you had on the way. Yeah.

Or didn't. Yeah, or didn't have. Or had far too soon. Yeah. And not that there is a too soon. No. Sex is different for everyone. You're on your own journey.

Yeah. you're alone. You're doing it by yourself, pal. Yeah, you're knuckling. Yeah, which is fine by the way as well. Spontaneous lactation. Wow. Again, that's not anybody's fault. You see that documentary, Milk from Heaven? Real deep cut if you're into spontaneous combustion documentaries. Oh wait, that was a book. Take that back. And that concludes the list of animal livestock diseases that I thought sounded funny. Thanks. You know that panel of the Junji Ito book where it's like, this one is for me, this whole. This whole. Yeah. Yeah. You have to come to terms with the fact that that, that's that. That, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, the that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's that, that, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi was the thi was the book, thi was thi was thioli, that's that's that was thi, like this one is for me, this is my whole.

Yeah, yeah you have to come to terms with the fact that this is someone's podcast for them. Yeah. Someone's listening to this and they're like listing the names of a European children's cartoon characters and then listing off some animal diseases. I'm so glad I found this one. This one's for me. This is my whole. Hearing us collectively say I'm not racist for the 27th time and going, I love it. This is my comfort podcast. And hopefully you didn't just hear it you, I also spoke it aloud. Yeah, put your hands over your heart. I'm not racist. I take the pledge today. Sorry, what didoday. Pardon?

I think we probably have time for one more story here. Oh, dare we? I think we must. Because if my math is correct, we've still got about five minutes left. Cows, you can often find them in nature. It's time for Nature Corner. Nation corner Robocrat Sicked my dear. This is a Facebook post from Lexington-fired Animal Care and Control.

Last week a good Samaritan called us regarding a skunk stuck in the mud on Henry Street here in Lexington. Officer Adcock arrived shortly after and though he was stinky, our skunk ended up being a juvenile groundhog. This little groundhog was rescued from the mud and then brought back to our facility to be bathed and sent to a private rehab. Blah, pship, plow. God, I've seen what you have done for others. We're happy to report. That's my own personal adder stooper.

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More stepmilfs. Oh, we're running into a nationwide loobe shortage. It's just, it's terrible. Anyway, we're happy to report he's expected to make a full recovery and be released back into the wild via a big slingshot or a cannon or something like that. He's stinky though. It's so funny to just be like, this thing fucking reeks this awful skug. And it's just a little little It's just a brownhoes.

A little stinky guy. And they throw him out there just to get stuck in the mud again. And there is a, there is a comment on this post. It says, I have a small groundhog, would you like to come and get him, but he is not stuck. Okay. Now, I had initially read this as, th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi, as thi, as thi, as thi, as thi, as thi, as thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, and thi, and thi, thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thi, and thin, and thin, and thin, and thin, and thin, and thin, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, and th, th, th, th,this as I think we had a similar thing with one of those tabloid comment sections earlier where someone was like on the worm was like I've got a worm they'll come to the surface. Yeah. I was like a small groundhog for you. I've got a small groundhog you can come again. Not like anything we would do on the show personally. That'd be gross we don't do that

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Oh, the one world government wants. They want depopulation, they want a bathe and dome everyone, they're going to make it sound so good. Yeah. That could be bathed and domed. And yeah, that's that entire story. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry, it's not 40 minutes of stuff being read out from Wikipedia.

It can always be. I'd like to figure out what the average is for like how many normal episodes we have between an episode where we accidentally talk for entirely too long about something from Wikipedia. Yeah. It's okay though we got a solution if we do get bogged down. Yeah. Bathe and Dome. A quick Bathe and Dome. I think that was an episode of the podcast Buntavista. It so was, Ben. Now I believe, if my maths is correct, this is episode 299 of the podcast, which means next week will be episode 300 of the podcast. That's crazy. Yeah, and I think we're going to do something special-ish for it. Not super-special because I ran out of time, but I think we're going to do a live episode I believe is the plan. If you are on the

Australian Eastern seaboard we'll be doing that on Sunday next week, which is the 11th. We haven't picked a time yet. But I think it'll probably be... Don't make any plans on Sunday. Don't make any plans on Sunday. Keep you Sunday open. For American listeners, you're kind of fucked. UK listeners, it'll be a late one, but you'll be early, one of the two.

But yeah, Sunday afternoon the day, just figure it out. I'm gonna drive from Tamworth to Canberra before we do it. So it can't be early in the day. But we'll figure it out. Yeah, keep an eye for that. We'll post more specific details as we get closer to it. Thank you very much for. That's a whole week from now, so don't accept. Yeah, heaps of time. Yeah, what do you need? What are the plans you're going to have on? What? What? What?

What? What? We'll see you next week. Bye. Bye. you