Boonta Vista - EPISODE 302: Nom De Rodeo Clown (with No Joy)

Episode Date: June 25, 2023

Lucy, Theo, and Ben are joined by Jasamine White-Gluz of No Joy to discuss: The fallout from Greeley's Xtreme Bulls event, unwanted custody of too many fish, going undercover to secure the drip, and worms harnessing the air power of bees. *** Follow Jasamine on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/nojoy Get the 10th anniversary reissue of Wait To Pleasure right here: https://shop.mexicansummer.com/release/375787-no-joy-wait-to-pleasure-10th-anniversary-edition Listen online here: https://nojoy.bandcamp.com/ *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [e-mail]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Hello and welcome, Untavista, episode 302. My name is Ben and I am here at the Field Testing Laboratory for the Institute for Developing the Perfect Saturday Night. Deep beneath the New Mexico Desert is a complex of perfectly simulated living rooms, in which, day after day, hundreds of subjects try out different combinations and configurations of the perfect mix of activities to create the most pleasant, regret-free use of a Saturday night with no obligations. Here we find examination chamber of 570B the 507B-Saber's Stanley Cup final, in which the subject, having popped one melatoninon, currently halfway through a glass of Chess recording of the 1975 Flyers v. Sabres Stanley Cup Final. It's Lucy. Hello. That sounds great. Yeah. That sounds fantastic. We get a little God of

War in here later. Well that's if you're not too sleepily. Yeah. That's true. Had that melatoninon already. And the Temperadillo as well, yeah. I googled best flyers game to get that. You had to go pretty far back. Yeah because that's they won they they they they they they they they they they they they the they the they their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. I their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. that's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. th. I. the. the. I. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. t. I. t. S. I. S. I. S. I. t.that. You had to go pretty far back. Yeah, because that's they won the Stanley Cup two years in a row. That's it. Yeah and that was the game. Yeah, pretty cool. Pretty cool. Over here at Examination Chamber 194 D we see a man working on his second great northern zero as he watches Terminator 2 for the first time in a couple of years, picks up his phone periodically to post, this shit whips in the group, the group, the group, their their their, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, their, their, their, they. Yeah, they. Yeah, they. Yeah, they. Yeah, they. Yeah, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their.. their, their, their. their, their. th. th. Yeah, th. Yeah, thii. Yeah, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tea. tea. te. te. thi. thi. thi. thi a couple years, picks up his phone periodically to post, this shit whips in the group chat. It's Theo. Hey Theo. Hey, I mean, I've already, I think I've lived this one. Do I have to live it again? Can I, can I update it? I was actually searching for the perfect Saturday night last night. I queued up the raid. But it was only dubs. No subs. So I I was actually I was actually I was actually th the the the th. I the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the the thioeded it thioed it up the thioed it up thioed it up thioed it up thioed it up thioed thioed up thioed thioed the thioed up thio. Hey, heyo. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, the the thi-fioed it's thi-o, thi-o, thio, thio, thio, thio, thio, thio, thio. Hey, thio. Hey, the the the the the, but it was only dubs, no subs.

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but it's solo Mike it's solo Mike not Lincoln Park no just just just so okay yeah yeah yeah that's solo yeah I can't believe more No, just just Mike. Just, okay, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I can't believe more people aren't talking about the alternate score to the movie The Raid composed by Mike Shunoda. I mean, I'm going to be now. Yeah, yeah. It's incredible.

Because I was thinking like, the score is like rumbly bass synth and stuff. It's good. Yeah. I'm googling this movie right now. I've never heard of it. The raid. You've got to watch the raid. All right.

You're like, you're into broken kneecaps of people being hit with axes. Not really. Okay, all right. That's kind of how the flyers play. Nice. all right. That's kind of how the flyers play. Nice. All right. It's true. Are you, I mean, it's probably an insulting thing for like two different reasons to ask

some Canada. Are you a big hockey person? Is it like obligatory? Uh, I mean, I'm from Montreal, so yes. Yeah, right. Where was the movie Goon-based? So that was, we have a song on there talking about sound jack. Oh shit, there's Ghost Blonde, the song Ghost Blonde appears in the movie Goon. Holy fuck.

I got like a three-sense, because it's in syndication and a much different language. I've got a great film. It is a great film. It is truly one of the only the only the only the only the only the only the only only only the only only only only only the only only the only only only only the only only the only only the only only only that now. It is a great film. It is truly one of the only movies I've seen that was accurately representing like, I think it takes place in Halifax. So that's the East Coast. They don't really have an NHL team over there. So it's like, but they're still so much hockey, So that movie is incredible. And you know, I watched the whole Stanley Cup series this year

and it was written for the Florida Panthers, but they lost. The Florida Panthers? Yeah, because they were so bad. They're a nice panthers. You wouldn't expect. And they're, you know how like in their arenas there's like chance and stuff, Florida Panthers, they're, you know how like in their arenas there's like chance and stuff, Florida Panthers, they just go, rar, like a panthan, it's like, it's so modest. Yeah, it's really like, DeMuwer. Yeah. Is this somehow like a Cuban Exile kind of thing they brought the ice hockey home? They got two very strong teams in Florida.

God damn. Do you, sorry to backtrack, but do you know how you ended up on the Goon soundtrack? Yes, I do. Jay Barrichel, who is the director of the film is a pal and was, um, was trying to sink, I believe he was trying to sink slow dive, and this was 2010, I think, slow dive, I was like, nah, we broke up and we're expensive. So he's like, who's like a crappy or cheaper slow dive and he gave me a call? And I said, yes. That's fucking amazing. This is a related question. Do you know why one of your albums ended up, not on the soundtrack, but just physically on screen in Nope? Oh really? Yeah, I have no idea. I have no idea.

That came through, I think, Joyful Noise, recordings who put out one of my records, and they were just like, hey, look what what happened? Look, it's in Nope. What? What set designer? Like what is going on? I have no idea. Wow. There's so many weird deep cuts in that on like their shirts and stuff in Nope, I was like, wait, is he wearing an earth shirt? What the fuck is happening?

They're deeply strange. Just someone on here ostensibly for promotional purposes but really it's just because I fucking I guess it was Wednesday over here whatever whenever you announced the reissue of the album I like woke up immediately picked up my phone because I've deeply unhealthy relationship with my phone. First thing I saw on Twitter was that weight to pleasure was being re-released on vinyl like 30 seconds seconds later, between my eyes opening from sleep and me spending a hundred bucks on getting two records shipped over

was like instant. It's one of my favorite two-gays records of all time, and I was like, this is as good an excuse as any to be like, hey, do you want to come on a podcast? Oh, thank you. You guys have been well reviewed by Pitchfork, etc. And we're the 14th best comedy podcast in Australia. So sort of a match-made in heaven. I'm happy to be here. So you're putting it back on vinyl for its 10-year anniversary, which you didn't do with

Ghost Blonde, right? This is just like... Yeah, we didn't do it with Ghost Blonde. We kind of thought we would and then it was like pandemic and then like we didn't know and then it was just there was so many delays getting vinyl back in like in production after like things were shut down for a year. So then it just sort of happened and we were like, okay, well we missed it. Oh well, we'll go for 20 years. I slept on that.

Fifteen, I don't know, well, maybe at some point. Eleven year anniversary. You can do it, it's all made up. Yeah, exactly. That's ten years is like a fair chunk of time. Do you still feel like connected to it? Are you still listening to it being like, oh, God damn, yeah. This is good. This is great. I'm doing the right thing here. I don't know if I ever thought that, but I still kept playing those songs like, like I've been playing most of that record in some way or another on tour for the last 10 years.

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and I've known them now for like 12 years and because I couldn't tell which one they were. And I was like, well, you also probably had to reverse engineer whether or not it's the same twin twice or different twins. And we're like, hey, do you remember when I ran into either? Well, one of them has a shitty moustache, but I don't know which one, so I can tell they were different, but I, it was so fucking surreal though, because it happened within like a week of each other and I was like, well, that was excruciating, at least that's not going to happen again soon. Guess what? Absolutely fucking punishing. Um, we should probably do some of the dumbest kind of bullshit there is, regional bullshit.

Regional bullshit. Every little town has got their own bullshit. Regional bullshit. Every little town has just got to happen. This comes to us from the Greeley Tribune in Colorado. It's a place to grow up. Extreme Bulls results in bent fences and bruised performers at first night of Greeley Stampede rodeo action. Now I just want to point out that extreme here is spelt in like the mountain dew sense of the word. So just extreme.

Speaking of 10 years ago I guess. People are probably still living extreme lifestyles. Oh really? There are Dave Mirrors and Matt Hoffman's out there. The rest and peace Ken Block. He was living in extreme lifestyle. God, taken too soon. The first night of the 2023 Greeley Stampede officially began on Thursday with the ever popular extreme bulls event presented by Colorado grit hockey. Sure. Keeping a tradition, Miss Rodeo, Colorado, Randallon, Madison. Madison, Madison, Madison, Madison. Randolin, Randoland.

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rankest bulls around. Rankest? What do you mean rankest? Yeah, I thought maybe that was an Australianism. She means like yucky. Is that a turn like a bulls term? I guess. Do they mean like the highest ranking? Yeah the highest ranking bull? I thought they just meant like the worst attitude. The most rancid vibes that livestock they have. By the way, you can Google Randolin Madison if you like and see the most American woman you can possibly imagine the platonic ideal of an American woman. Checking right now. Yeah. Oh, she's on a dirt bike. Well, that's weird. My results for, oh, sorry, I had to scroll across here. There she is. She. She. She. She is. She is. She is. She. She is. She. She is. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. She's. the. the highest. the highest. the highest. the highest. the highest. the highest. the highest. the highest. the highest. the highest. the highest. the highest. the highest. the highest. The most. The most. The most. The most. The most. The most. The most. I. The most. The most. The most. The most. The most. The most. I. The. I. I. I. The. I. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. I. It. I. I. I. It. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. It's. I. I. It's. I. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. I. I. It's on a dirt bike. Well, that's weird. Buy results for, oh, it's alright I had to scroll across.

Yeah, there she is. She's on a horseback. Oh, yeah. Most of the photos I'm looking at. America is a place. What a place. It must be exciting for you guys. Because you guys just get to dip in and out as he plays. Dip a little tow in the craziest country on earth.

You know, like there's a few states I almost feel we are like, just come on over. Like Vermont, I want to be like, it's okay. Just come on. There's room for us, come on. It's room for Vermont. It's time for Vermont secession. I've been saying this. I feel like the closer you get to the border border border border border border border border border border the border the border the border the border the border the border the border the border the border the border the border the border the border the border the border the border the border the border the border the border the border the border the border the border the border the the the the the the tho. thoesomea. to to you get to the border, like, oh no, there are definitely some exceptions. But like some of those like Midwest states, you're like, you're just Canadians with more

guns. Yeah. And you're nice, you're quiet, you somewhat taciturned. Just come on over. Just come on up. You would have started touring again, right now that the world is kind of functioning again? Yeah, I did a little bit last year, a year and a half ago. I haven't been doing as much as I have before

because I was working on a new album. But we did just, I kind of was like, I wanna skip. Let's just go to California. Let's just do as many shows you can do in California. So we just did like West Coast of the US and then playing New York at the end of the year but having done like a full two month blowout in the US, it takes so, I mean it's really, there's so many places to play and it's a big place. A lot of cities, a lot of places to play. So it's weird that it's like viable to drive onto us. I know.

The idea of the two of us here is fucking stupid because our capital cities are all a thousand kilometers apart. Yeah, I got three times. So like, there's just no reason to do it. Yeah, because what are you going to do? Yeah, because what you Montreal, the next city you play is maybe Toronto, and that's six hours away. And like, you know, the cities are pretty far apart. You can't really play more than 10 cities in Canada.

But if you go into the States, you can play, there's so many. And you're driving like two hours at a time, an hour and you're in a new place. It's, yeah, it's surreal. I like, Australia and Canada is sort of organized the same way except like on a, our line is vertical, your line is horizontal, you can sort of drive in a straight line across and do all the capitals. And here you can do the three that matter. Yeah. And if you're really desperate, keep driving, to the ferry for eight hours. I was mentioning the th, like th, like th, like th, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, I the the th, I th, I th, I th, th, th, th, th, th, their, their, tho, to to to to to to to to, o' their, o' to, o' their, o' their, o' their, o' their, o' their, o' their, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, our, o, our, our, our, o, o' o' o' o' o' o' o' o' o' o' o' their, o' their, o' their, o' their, o'er, o'er, their, tho, tho, tho, tho, to, to, to, to, too, too, too, to, too, too, their, o'erou, o'er, o'er, o'erto the last one. I was mentioning I was on Google Maps like just looking at Australia and I was looking in that like I guess on your way to Perth where it's like nothing. Yeah but there's just a lot of nothing. There's

like there's like a Google Maps guy that was just driving like keeping the records but like where did you go he just kept going like the job? I would kill for that job. Someone was just like we'll pay and records, but like, where did you go? He just kept going. What a job? Yeah. That's the Nullibor. I would kill for that job. Someone was just like, we'll pay you an hourly rate to drive in the part of Australia where there is nothing. He's like listening to podcasts for like a month, I'm there. It does seem cruel that like, so we've got the same situation, yeah. Yeah, just rotated 90 degrees, except having Perth where it is, is like if you guys had a major

capital city at like the top of the Yukon or whatever, where it was just like. Yeah, like the opposite direction, just, oh man. You never gonna see anyone from Perth. And we don't know anyone from Perth. And we don't talk to any of us even been to Perth? Yeah, I don't have us even been to Perth? No. No. No, the same. No, th. No, th. No, th. No, th. No, th. No, th. No, th. No, th. No, th. th. th. the th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the opposite. the opposite, the opposite, the the the opposite, the opposite, the opposite, the opposite, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like the the opposite. the opposite. the opposite. No, like, like, like, like, like, like the same the opposite. No, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the opposite, the the opposite, the the opposite, the opposite, the opposite, the opposite, the opposite, the opposite, like, like, the opposite. It's, it's a, what, seven hour flight to get to Perth, and seven hours from here is like, Japan. Like, you could go to a different country. Yeah, like, why would you, you're like, oh man, I could go to, I could go and see the house where Kevin Parker grew up. Yeah, half of the people from Perth will be touring soon anyway. I guess seven hour flight here is kind of how to you get to Vancouver. It's about that long.

Yeah, right. You're right. Check out X Falls locations, etc. But the other things in Vancouver. There's a couple things. The same but the same logic like seven hours you can end up in there's flights to Paris. So like you go to Paris. Yeah, why would you bother? Why would you bother? Why would you bother? The rankest bulls around, including Cool Whip, Skin Walker, Dosega. I will not get on a bull called Skin Walker. Whoa. So aggressive. I like Cool Whip. Yeah, Cool whip sounds great. The Skin Walker is what comes out from the bovine version of the fucking lament configuration. The bovine? Wait, okay. Let's...

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So the Cowboy Protection out for them keeping riders safe for being trampled, while Barrelman J.W. W. W. Winkle Pleck, it's today to back to Ried. J.W. W. W. W. Plack? He's twiling his little mustache, 100%. What's a barrel man? What's a barrel man? I don't know anything about extreme bulls clearly. So the first three guys are rodeo clowns, right? Is that what we're? They're the protection team. I think they might also be rodeo clowns. Because that's, their job is just to hop in there and distract the bull while other people. Maybe you can't call him that anymore. Don't trample them, trample me. Is the barrel man the guy. Is the barrel man the the the the the the the the the the the th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. The barrel th. The barrel th. The barrel th. The th. The th. The th. The th. The th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. They they th. they're they're they're they're they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the. I the the the protection. the. they. they. they. they. they. they. they. the. I they a thing I'm not crazy. You know that's you'll see radio clowns will jump into a barrel when shit gets dicey which

sounds like cartoon logic. A barrel? Yeah like a wooden barrel like a creature hiding in its... Yeah like Oscar the Grouch. It's bound. It is exactly what I'm describing. The barrel man is the guy that's inside the barrel. Oh. There is so much I don't know about bull riding. Photos, world famous barrel man, Mr. Joker. Joker? The Joker?

The Joker? That's fake. Surely that's got to be a Nomda clown. Nomda Rodeo clown. I'm going to read all this later. Just Googling and it's like, what's the hardest bull to ride? And it's a bull called Bodacious. That's a great name.

The first thing you've got to do is get your legs around it. Come up, come out. At just 18 years old, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, jack, jack, jack, jacks that, jacks that's that's that's that's that's that's At just 18 years old, Jack's Mills, that is spot J-A-X, from Rome, Texas, made his debut at the Greeley Stampede on Cockadoodle Moo. Nice. A funky ride earned the young man a re-ride. I don't know. However, he was still unable to hang on to earn a score. He fucked up, Jacks. Yeah.

Creek Young from Rogersville, Missouri, was the first rider to hit the scoreboard with 85 points. The bulls continued to dominate, as they will. Tossing riders off like rag dolls as the next qualified ride didn't come until the third round with Tyler Bingham from Howell, the toll, toll, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, toe, thi, toe, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, too, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, toe, theyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyu.e, and theyuuuiiiiiiioluuuiiiiiiiii.e, anda, theire, theirfoge, toe, toe, toe, to riders off like rag dolls as the next qualified ride didn't come until the third round with Tyler Bingham from Howell, Utah, scoring 85.5 on sharp-dressed man. That's a fucking great name for them. Yeah, that's fantastic.

There's so much culture over there. It's a rich tradition of throwing whatever shit they have at the wall. I guess when you've got 330, 340 million people, you can have 30 million people obsessed with the weird the shit alive all over the place. However, it was a tough night for three-time NFR champion Josh Frost as he tried to score another win on Wolf of Wall Street but not it's fun to meet the eight-second mark. It's so much funny, because we have horses that are named basically the same thing, not Skin Walker, but...

Yeah, these are horse-raising names. But it's so much funnier when you get to interact with them. Yeah, when they're like, yeah, they're like wrestling names now. When like you trivel to death by Wolf of Wall Street turn heel. However, seven-time NFR champion Sage Kimsey, the score of 81.5 for his performance on Greely Hatworks Cash Deal. I think that all five of those words are the name of the bull. Greeley Hatworks Cash Deal. So is he sponsored by the Greeley Hatworks? I think the Bull cash deal might be sponsored by... No. Greely Hatworks, yeah, I guess.

Greely Hatworks is a hat shop in Garden City, Colorado. It's beautiful. It's also... It's very funny industry to... Greeley Hatworks is a hat shop in Garden City, Colorado. It's beautiful. It's also a very funny industry to still have. The hat show. No hat works from. The millinery. Also, very funny bull, that he were trampled to death by,

trampled to death by Greeley Hatworks, Cash Deal. RIP. With the golden black tassels on his chaps flying, Kimsey sat steady despite Cashdiel switching directions on his spin. Of course it wouldn't be an extreme bull's event without some chaos. One ball charged a gate causing damage to it, while another ball, Wild Child got tangled in the barrier fence. As the bull struggled to free itself, Greeley Stampede, Ranglers swarmed the arena to help the animal and keep spectators in the new tailgate section located on the arena floor safe.

Thanks, Ranglers. As the Rangler crew worked to reset the barrier, Announce a Will Rasmussen quipped that there's probably a lot of puddles from the folks in the tailgate area. They were very excited. Yeah. Yeah. It's talking about piss. I think you're talking about piss. While the Cowboys provided plenty of thrills and spills, Rich took a few bumps and hits during the events American bullfighting demonstration. That can't be like, it's not like bullfighting like the, like the Spanish Spanish style where it's highly illegal and extremely bad. They can't be. They probably don't have swords. I don't know. That would be illegal, right?

It might be. I mean, it's America, who fucking knows? As Rich was on the ground, trying to protect himself from the bull, Munsel and Swisher jumped into action to attract the animal's attention away from their comrade. Fortunately, Rich wasn't seriously hurt and continued to stay on the arena floor until the end of the competition. Tyler Bingham and Hayes Weight, that is weight spelled W E-I-G-HT, shared the win with a tie score of 85.5 for their performances. Radio Action is scheduled to continue at 1 p.m.m. So to to to to to to to to to their their to their their to theirmse.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m. I. I. I. I'm to to to th. I'm. I'm the to tie. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the theirn.m.m. I.m. I. I. I. I. I. I. I'm.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e.e. tie. to. to. to. to continue at 1 p.m. Saturday so you've missed out. I love that country so much. It's not like the spaghetti thing. You can't go there because you heard this on the podcast. Yeah, well we preemptively asked if anyone wanted to go to the spaghetti dinner, so that's different. We had a listener of the show go to and all you can eat spaghetti dinner in Duluth, I believe, beautiful Duluth, Minnesota. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, apparently the spaghetti was really bad.

Oh, it cost $16.60. It's kind of hard to mess up spaghetti. Yeah, it was, it's an event put on by a frozen food company. And I think it's just their frozen food proofe, produced on mass from what it looked like. Worst looking meatballs I've ever seen in my life. See, because can go to Olive Garden and it's kind of all you can eat also and you know it's more reliable than yeah it's probably cheaper too. Probably in a very competitive price I would imagine compared to the

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This is from WWJ TV in Detroit, Michigan. The whush. Livington County woman accidentally receives 10 boxes of live tulapia. I don't like the phrasing of that headline. I don't think you can accidentally receive something. I think she was accidentally sent something. Like think she was accidentally sent something. Like she didn't mistakenly go, you know what, I'll have those. That's not the bit of the headline that stuck out. What? Oh, no, don't worry about it. Okay. There was a fishy situation in Livingston County last week. Now that's just good clean fun. Imagine returning home and finding boxes of live fish on your front porch. How about 10 boxes of live tulipia?

How does it, this may be a question, how is it live? I'm vegan, I don't know, but like, how is it, is it in a tank? How is it like those little goldfish bags? Like, yeah. I'm waiting for the penny to? There's no penny to drop. The penny has dropped. The penny is on the floor. The one photo I saw it was like styrofoam boxes.

So I don't know if they like. Is that water tight? Can you put water in a styrofoam box? I mean, yeah, they're, this is probably the wrong term, deoxygenate the water quickly? Yeah. And then it's, yeah, yeah, that sounds like science, right? Yeah.

But people, you can buy like pet fish on Amazon and stuff. Oh, I just haven't delivered to you. Really? Yeah, I mean I wouldn't. But... I guess fish are shipped somehow, right? Are they coming from the... Hmm. Are they coming from the warehouse? Like that there's some guy who's not allowed to toilet breaks who has to like run to get your fish from the thing and then... It's packing your telapia. Yeah, packing your ten boxes of tellapia. Yeah. That was the situation one Brighton Township woman found herself in. Frantic, she reportedly contacted her landlord for help. That's not my first port of call. No.

No. First of all, talk to your neighbors. Is this yours? Yeah. Are these your 10 boxes of live to labia? Don't go straight to your landlord. Also my landlord lives in Oregon. I don't think he would like, thiiiiiiiiiiii to your landlord. Also my landlord lives in Oregon. I don't think he would like know anything about this.

CBS News Detroit spoke with the landlord. Dan Dicapua. She was just panicked about flies and what we should do, Dicapua said. Okay, so she's gone to a landlord. He's responded and he's gone to the news? Yeah. She didn't even want him to stay alive. Unsure of what to do next, Dekapio sought help on social media by posting a photo of the large delivery on a neighborhood group page. Less than an hour later, he received a message from the rightful owner. First of all, no one can own fish. You know, they're free.

That's true. They're their own things. 100%. According to the Dekapio, the owner moved from the residence years ago, but accidentally sent the shipment there. The rightful owner reportedly ordered the items to be placed in a pond. Tilapia is known to combat algae. Huh. You know, that is actually interesting. I'm just going to side to their their their their their their their was trying to figure out how to get rid of it. I've been trying all different tactics None are working. Have you tried ordering telapia on Amazon. That is my next move. That is my next move.

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I think if this doesn't exist, we have to start it. Tapia rescue shelter, we can. It's very strange to do the like, he's done the equivalent of you're really drunk and you forgot to change the delivery address on like Uber or whatever. And so your hamburgers have turned up at your friend's house or whatever. But it's 10 boxes. 10 boxes of shipping live animals. Yeah.

I'd probably double check. Yeah. What's the shipping going to be on that? Actually, if this was on Amazon, I assume. He's probably got prime. Probably wasn't an issue. We don't endorse Amazon. This is not an ad for Amazon. Don't buy anything from Amazon, but especially don't buy live fish from Amazon. Quote, we didn't want to open any of the boxes to see what was going on.

I mean, what's going on in there is happening regardless of whether or not you look at it. You know when you realize some people just live in very different worlds than you, like I get 10 boxes of something delivered to my like front porch, apropos of nothing. I'm seeing what's going on. If you can hear a gentle swishing noise inside the 10 polysire boxes that arrived at your front door. Oh, you're peeping for real. Yeah. I did look up the company that sent them and yes, you can send tilapia all over the world, to Capua said. Don't. If you must send telapir in the post, keep it domestic, there is no reason to be internationally shipping fish. They can't comprehend it. They don't know what's going on. What if they do understand and they're like globetrotters and they're like they're excited that they're traveling like

it's kind of like influencer fish like yeah they run the telapy a shipping site yeah all of human evolution has arrived at a solution to send them across the world. They can finally live their dreams. Fish starting like Instagram Wonder Lust. Yeah, you could send tulipi to Vanuatu. Oh, they'd love it over there. It's beautiful. Live, laugh, love. I just don't feel like a fish's life dramatically changes depending on what country that it's in. Like, we don't, do we know? We don't know. We really know very little. Who knows what happens in the mind of a fish? Fish jet lag.

I don't, I don't even think fish have sleep cycles. Like, I don't know anything about fish. It might vary depending on the fish. That is true. If you're a sunfish, yeah. You probably gonna want to be up there, I think. Yeah, so you're, it's because sun is in the name, you think there may be like a... They sound in the sky. Yeah.

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of live tellapia and they never turned up, you might assume that you had been scammed. It's time for Scam Watch. This is from the Kansas City Star. All right, just before we get into this story, there is some new odds to this. This is a... You'll see. Okay. the 17-year-old high school student was actually a 28-year-old woman, Louisiana Cups say.

We've got a never-be-kiss situation. It's a never-be-kiss situation, yeah. Which has happened like several times in the last year, I feel, and none of them have been like, none of them have had any element of like the impropriety that you would assume would be happening, right? Yeah, I don't know. This is weird. This is not even the first one on the show. No. No, well there was that other one where the woman was doing it for like social media or something? Yeah. Oh yeah. Incidentally, they've all been women. Hmm, much to think about. In a bizarre scenario straight out of a movie.

Yeah, never been kissed. That one movie that was about this. The bizarre scenario straight out of that one movie. A 28-year-old woman pretended to be 17 and managed to successfully enroll as a ninth grader in a Louisiana high school, investigators say. The masquerade came to an end June 13th when deputies with the St. Charles Parish Sheriff's Office arrested the woman and her 46-year-old mother on fraud charges, St. Charles Parish Sheriff's Office arrested the woman and her 46-year-old mother on fraud charges, according to a news release. Quote, on Monday, May 29th, detectives were notified by officials of the St. Charles Parish

public schools of a possible adult attending Hanville High School in Butte, Bute? I think it's Butte. Yeah, that sounds right. During the 2022 to 2023 school year, official said, quote, school administration received a tip that a female student who was on record as being 17 years old was in fact an adult possibly in her mid-twenties. School administration began an internal investigation later notified the sheriff's office of their findings.

The woman who was from Honduras attended the school an entire year as a ninth grader before being discovered, official senator press conference. That's amazing. Yeah. Incredible. You've got to feel good like six months, you can do it for 10 years. You do it forever, yeah. I'd say, like, it's obviously impressive enough, nine hours of school, no, six hours of school, however long they make kids be at school during the day, that, that is impressive to manage to keep that up for an entire year. But there's like, the other shit you have to do to pretend to be a high school student. The like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their, th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi have to do to pretend to be a high school student, the social stuff, the extracurriculars, are you cultivating a friend group?

Yeah, do you just want to have the friend group you never had in high school? Dream friend group. The popular but empathetic kids, like the nice popular kids. It's your get a second time around with those guys. Like I guess the easiest way is to be like what's the weird loner girl from the breakfast what's that? Oh, Alice Shady? Yeah, yeah. Do you want to do that style where you just like don't make any friends because that'll only make your life more complicated but then you'll get bullied? And you don't want to be a 28-year-old woman getting bullied by teens. Yeah, you can do that on the streets.

Yeah, literally walk around. The streets are high but. And look a little weird. their skinned too much. That guy's meets. Did they say how she got outed? Like how they found out? Well, she was dubbed in by someone.

Like maybe her friend group was like turned on her or something. Maybe. It was a tip from a female student. So, a hundred percent, I reckon she wronged, you know, there was some innecine argument and then bam she's like, oh really, you're gonna start dating Brad. Well guess what? I'm going to the sheriff's office. It's horrible. Never report a friend to the sheriff's office. Yeah. Also don't date Brad if he's 17. Yeah, don't you don't. No, no, no, she got she got some fingers crossed, she wasn't doing that.

She entered the US in the fall of 2021 and Sheriff Greg Champagne said photos. Like I know he's a cop, but part of me wants to be friends with Greg Champagne. Imagine partying with Greg Champagne. The night never ends with Greg Champagne. The night never ends with Greg Champagne. Greg Champagne said photos indicate, quote, she could very easily be taken for a young teenager. Detective say her mother who was living in the country on an expired visa, used a fraudulent passport and birth certificate to enroll her daughter in school. Oh no. Oh no.

Quote, the big question is, what was the purpose of this? Why was she doing it? Is there something nefarious? Champagne, said at a press conference. Up next is a truly incredible sentence to me. I love this. Quote, based on everything that we know,

the answer is no. It's all above board. It sounds like she just wanted to go to school. Yeah, maybe she gets to stay in the country because she gets benefits from being in school. Yeah, that's what I thought, but from the sounds of this, it's even better than that. It's not that angle. She was in school, she minded her own business, she did her school work, she caused no trouble. She was not a disciplinary problem. The information we got about the reason for her doing this was simple. She wanted to learn English.

What's the crime? What's the crime here? Let her stay in school. Yeah. Let her cook or whatever. Yeah. I mean, I probably wouldn't do this if this was a 28 year old man, disguising himself as a 17 year old to attend high school. But I feel like, I think this woman's on the level. Let her learn English. Yeah, maybe the problem is there was no other solution for her to learn English. She had no other way, there was no, you know, stuff set up for her to learn English, so she had to go and pretend to be a teen. I feel like like, you thi, you thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I thi, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, I th, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thin, that, that, that, thin, that, that, thin, that, that, that, that, that, thi, thi, thi, thi, to be a teen. I feel like if your mom is like forging a birth certificate and a passport for you, it's like, probably because there was no other options available. You're not just doing that for fun. It's not like, wow, there's those night courses,

but, ah, fuck it, let's just send you to school for a year disguised as a teenager. Yeah, it's like the option of last resort. Also you've got to talk to teenagers so much. That'd be awful. That'd be terrible. Although, you would be like leagues ahead of your peers, your adult peers on the drip. You would have like your outfits sorted. You've got like, you know what young kids are wearing because you're pretending to be what. Especially American high schools, no school uniforms. You've got to learn how to fit in. Or you'll be bullied. You the drii. You the drii. You're the drii. You're the drip. You're to be terrible the drip. That to be terrible to be terrible th. That to be terrible to be terrible th. That's th. That's to be terrible. That's to be terrible. That's to be terrible. That's to be terrible. That's to be terrible. That's to be to be to be that. That's that. That's that. That's that. That's that. That's that. That's that. That's that. That's that. That's that. That's that. That's that. That's that. That to be terrible. That to be terrible. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It. It. It to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the the th. It th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's theree. It's to be to be to be to be uniforms. You've got to learn how to fit in. You're getting a drip. You have to secure the drip. This 28-year-old woman had zoom-a-drip on lock for 12 months. Are they still zoomers or are they alphas now? How old's an alpha? I thought they were like kids. Yeah, I don't know. I can't keep track of it. Children aren't from a generation.

They're just sort of like, the kids. An assemblage, yeah. Yeah. I am so not used the idea of being not in the young, cool generation, that if the second one was to start forming their own trends and habits, I would be absolutely mentally fucked. Be done. Once Alphas start doing whatever the sequel to vaping is,

I'm tapping out. Going out into the woods, I'm living in a cabin. I'll continue dressing in the way I do now. I don't want to deal with that. I think it'll come back, Ben, what you're doing in like 15 years. Yeah, I reckon for sure Generation Alpha is going to be wearing ruggers and flattos. And they're going to look at people that aren't wearing those and be like, oh, gross. Yuck. Mid. Yeah, that's mid for real.

The mother and daughter, who share a home in Butte, a charge with one count each of injury to public records, a law covering the alteration or falsification of public records. If found guilty, the two could pay thousands of dollars and fines and serve up to five years present time. Bullshit, let them go. Yeah, that's... let her cook. Let that mother and daughter school fraud team cook. The school is about 25 miles west of New Orleans and has about 14 hundred students in grades 9 through 12, according to the district. May 24th was the last day of classes for the 2022 to 23 school year and seniors graduated May 17 record show.

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Yeah, why is this nine? I don't understand. So, but she, is she in there as an older student? Oh, which is a strange dynamic, right? Because then all of the kids in year nine, which I would understand to be like 14 or so, would be like, yeah, she looks a little bit older, but she's 17. Yeah, those 17 year olds look so old. Yeah, that's a clever joke. She's so cool.

Yeah, she's's a clever Jew. She's so cool. Yeah. She's got the drip. We are literally the only people on the planet saying that, I think it's quite. Yeah, we're so old. The 22-year-olds that work at the bar love it when I tell them that they have secured the drip. They think it's great. It's so nice to now be an embarrassing liability for younger people. I never thought that would happen to me. District officials released a statement noting their enrollment requirements and procedures are aligned with state law.

Yeah, we didn't do shit is what they're saying. Good. In this case, however, the standard documents provided by a parent may have been fraudulent. Yeah, I think that might be right. No crime. No crime. No crime. No no. No. Like what are you gonna do? You gonna, I don't know what the options are. It's nothing or pretend to be a high school student. Go to high school. That's it. Wanting to learn English and doing so by pretending to be a high school

student and then attending for an entire year at an American high school. Why, that's only natural. It's time for Nature Corner. Country Roads, take me home to the place. I belong, Bultonista. Nature Corner. Hissom, nature corner, rubber crab, sniffed my dick. This is a press release from Cell Press. Worms use electricity to jump. Sick. That's it.

That rocks. That's cool as fuck. That really rocks. Why would you even... Good on them. Yeah. They're doing it! That's it. That sums it up. That rocks. That's cool as fuck. That really rocks. Why would you even... Good on them. Yeah. They're doing it. And have been doing it, I guess. Unless this is new, in which case, congratulations.

In nature, smaller animals often attach themselves to larger ones to hitch a ride and save energy migrating large distances. In a paper published on June 21st in the journal Current Biology, researchers show how microscopic... They've written it out in full here, but I'm just going to call them sea elegans like everyone does because I can't I can't pronounce the first word. But it's your favorite worm thea you love see elegans. Yeah, I do, I do. But there's actually a UN plan in now in action to make us, so that we all have to eat them.

Yep, they will make you eat the worms. Yeah, that's the thing. In fact, we'll be on the Sea Elegans diet. Yep. You know how many times you've made the C. Elegans djahed joke? Yeah, 100% had sea elegans on here before, for sure. This isn't the first sea elegance story we've done. Researchers show how microscopic sea elegance worms can use electric fields to jump across petri plates or onto insects allowing them to glide through the air and attach themselves.

For example, onto natural-charged bumblebees? Yeah, onto bugs. They're just little guys. They're little guys doing extraordinary things. Yeah. Quote, pollinators such as insects and hummingbirds are known to be electrically charged. We all know this. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. And it is believed that pollen is attracted by the electric field formed by the pollinator and the plant, says Takubi Sugi, biophysics professor at Hiroshima University and co-seniora author on the study. That's fucking dope.

Did you guys know that they were picking up the pollen by being electrically charged? No, did not. I don't know what I was picturing otherwise. I guess they're just doing little shit with their hands. I thought they did a little roll around, a little dance, a little dance, a little dance, a little dance, a little dance, a little dance, a little dance, a little dance, a little dance, a little dance, a little dance, a little dance, a little dance, a little dance, a little dance, a little dance, a little dance, a little dance, a little dance, a little dance, a little dance, a little dance, a little dance, a little, a little thin' th, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, a little, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, th. I thought they did a little roll around, a little dance. Yeah. I don't know. They're scooping.

Scoping. Like at Whole Foods, putting that in their little bags. Yeah. It's a nice little North America reference there. That's beautiful. That's nice. Quote, however, it was not completely clear whether electric fields are utilized for interactions between different terrestrial animals. The researchers first began investigating this project

when they noticed that the worms they cultivated often ended up on the lids of petri dishes opposite to the agar they were placed on. But the team attached a camera to observe this behavior. It was not just because worms were climbing up the walls of the dish. That's fucking incredible. That's wild. I want to see the jumping. Oh my God, I want to see the jumping worm footage so bad. Yeah. That's, that's got to be a really small camera.

Sealings are like less than a centimeter. They're tiny, aren't they? They're like millimeters long. Tiny. Instead, they were leaping from the floor of the plate to the ceiling. Suspecting travel by electric field, the researchers placed the worms the worms they thereerems they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they of the plate to the ceiling. Suspecting travel by electric field, the researchers placed worms on a glass electrode and found that they only left to another electrode once charge was applied. So they're setting up like two Tesla coils and then a worm is shooting between them? What was that, what was that their first thought? Yeah, that wouldn't be my first. Electric fields for certain.

Yeah, it's gotta be. What if they just coiled their tails into like a spring, marsupal army style? What if they took a big run up? Worms jumps at an average speed of 0.86 meters per second, which is close to a human's walking speed. That's for a worm. For a worm.

That's fucking zipping along. This increased with electric field intensity. Probably up to a point, right? Yeah. But I mean, there's probably you'd get to a point where you're just electrocuting the worm, right? Yeah. You've got to find the perfect middle ground between worm speed and worm execution.

Oh. They're actually working to make worm electrocution illegal in most of the states in the US at the worm. And I hope that comes through. Next, the researchers rubbed flower pollen on a bumblebee so that it could exhibit a natural electric charge. Also very cute to imagine. Tiny little... Staticy bee.

How is he going to get pollen on a bee, huh? What's close to those bees, worms stood on their tails, then jumped aboard. Just like hitching a ride? Ohhhh. This is a tiny worm standing on its tail, bee flying past one. Just getting like fucking sucked up into a UFO style. Oh my god. Straight to the bee. Just gonna sketch on you for a bit.

Oh, oh. Oh, some worms even piled on top of each other and jumped in a single column. Wow. Get this, transferring 80 worms at once across the gap. What? Was the bee like, uh, I didn't ask for this? Why do you guys jumping on me? I will take two or three easily.

Eighth seems like a lot. Yeah, really pushing your luck here. Yeah. How big are they, Theo? You're our C elegans expert. Oh, I only only only only only only only only only only only only only only they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're're our C elegans expert. Oh, I only know the joke. But they've small enough to go on, I don't know, are they a nematode? Is this what we're talking about?

We're saying worms but for nematodes? All right. I think we're saying that. Are they're the whole very wordy intro. Yeah. Oh wait, no, sorry. Nematodes and are not, C elegans are not a nematode. All right, they're free, they're free living transparent nematode one millimeter in length. So how many we're talking? Yeah. All right. 80 of that's 8 centimeters of worms. That's a lot. That's actually a lot. That's actually a lot. Yeah. And for American listeners, that's four furlongs of worms.

An eight centimeter worm is actually long enough. Yeah. It's small to me. That's that odd that. That's actually the average in some countries. Oh, maybe this is them jumping across the gap. Maybe not onto the B. I don't think that's going to fit on a bee. This is in the same paragraph as the bee one.

I think it's, I'm picturing 80 worms on a bee and you can't tell me not to picture that. It's a bumble bee. They're quite big. My mind is my own kingdom and I'll do what I want there. tail to reduce the surface energy between their body and the substrate, thus making it easier for themselves to attach to other passing objects, Sugey says. In a column, one worm lifts multiple worms, this worm takes off to transfer across the electrical field while carrying all the column worms. So they're still in a string, and there's one worm who is a bee and between a bee and 79 other worms, doing the bit from Spider-Man where he's trying to stop the train, and he's getting stretched. Sea elegans is known to attach to bugs and snails for a ride, but because these animals don't carry

electric fields well, they must make direct contact to do so. See elegans is also known to jump on winged insects, but it was not clear how the worms were traversing such a significant distance for their microscopic size. This research makes the connection that winged insects naturally accumulate charges they fly producing an electric field that C elegans can travel along. This is great. Friendship ended with bugs and snails. These are my best friends now. Well I mean if you had to choose right especially if you're gonna get zipped up there by electric field

you gotta go the B option. I'm choosing the B every day. Option B. He's got a good op option B. He's a cute little guy. Yeah definitely. And it's not like the snails and slugs aren't gonna get you anywhere faster than you're going as a sea elegance. Yeah. If you decided one time to go on a slug instead of a bee, you could call it Slug Night. That's the name of one of your songs. There's actually one that was going to use as the outro, so that's a very nice thematic threat. I am the Buntavista comedian of the one that was going to use is the outro, so that's a very nice thematic through. I'm waiting to drop that.

Yeah, I am the Buntavista comedian of the week. It's unclear exactly how sea elegance performs this behavior, very carefully for one. The worm's genetics might play a role. Researchers observed jumping in other worm species closely related to sea elegance, and they noted that mutants who are unable to sense electric fields jump less than their normal counterparts. Mutants? What's a mutants? We hate those filthy mutants they can barely jump on to bees. There's a lot of a lot of things that I need answered in that sentence though. Like how do they know? Which ones are the the mutants? Yeah how do you know like they're they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they're they're they're they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not they're not their their their their their their their their their their their to to to to to to to to to to to to to to their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their their their their their their their their te. te. te. te. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. Which ones are the mutants? Yeah, how do you know like they're not vibing on electric fields? Oh, you wondering whether some of them are just opting

out because they don't want to, not because they can't sense them? I don't really want to go on to be. I'm fine actually. I like it down here. I'm more of a slug guy. I'm actually a terrestrial worm. So I sher th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thu thu the the the the the the. I'm thi the. I'm the the the the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the. I'm the theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee the the. I'm the. I'm I shan't be doing that. Of the ground in the ground. For the ground. Yeah, by the ground. However, more work is needed to determine exactly what genes are involved in making these jumps. Jinkos, I think. And whether other microorganisms can use electricity to jump as well. Science is beautiful. Yes. That's fucking amazing. I think that technically was an episode of the podcast, Buntavista. Jasmine, thank you so much for coming on this. Thank you for having me. Yeah, it was super fun. You can pre-order right now the re-release of Weight to Pleasure from Mexican Summer, I believe. Yeah. Shockingly affordable postage rates to Australia. I thu thu-release of Weight to Pleasure from Mexican Summer I believe,

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Yeah. And then turn to your partner who's sitting next to you on your couch and say, that's no joy when you hear no joy playing during good. Is there, you probably, are you touring at the moment as well? Do you have shows coming up? Um, not just one show in October, nothing too crazy, but I would love to play Australia someday, so... Yeah, get down here. You can borrow my car from getting from Brisbane to Sydney and then we'll sort it out from there.

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