Boonta Vista - EPISODE 308: Ohio State Fair Butter Isolation Chamber (with Bryan Quinby)

Episode Date: August 5, 2023

Lucy, Andrew, and Ben are joined by Bryan Quinby from Guys to talk about: The butter sculptures at the Ohio State Fair, the ride safety at the Ohio State Fair, Ohio's newest rollercoaster, and the Clipping Report. *** Listen to Guys here: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/guys-with-bryan-quinby/id1671039476 Follow Bryan here: https://twitter.com/murderxbryan *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [e-mail]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Merchandise: shop.boontavista.com/ Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Welcome to Buente Vista episode 308. I'm Andrew and I'm here at my local flea market, casting my eye around the room. Over there at a secondhand cloth stall looking for black and white checkerboard pants, listening to Sun-41 on an ancient yet pristine, Sony mini-disc player. It's a guy out of time. The contemporary pop punk listener. It's Lucy. Hey Lucy. Hi. It's very rude. I don't like what I know what's coming and I know it's coming. The big arrows coming around straight to me. It's aiming at you. It's a big finger, pointing at you. Yep. You should have known this would happen when you went on like a nationally broadcast game show with pop punk is your speciality.

Yeah, they, and the SBS keeps reusing that clip as like a promotion of thing. People really like it because teens love pop punk now so it's just, it's really like doing the rounds. It just feels great. And you're wearing that, you like dressed a little extra as well so it's a very like a v visually theee like a very visually like a very visually threlly like a very visually th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah............................................................................................................................................ visually popping image of this grown lady who loves pop punk. Yeah, anyway, where are we going with this scenario? Was there a question? Was there a? No, just talking about you. Hey, what's that over there? There's a stall selling CDs, vinyl and DVDs which sadly seem to have completely replaced VHS as the used visual medium of choice. A long-haired man is combing through the records looking for a copy of Steve Halpern's 1978 LP Starborn Suite and becoming increasingly agitated saying things like, I'm not going to be able to bust my transcendental nut, dude.

It's Ben. You literally do this one just so you can brag that you found that at a shop and eye hand. No, I got a different one. I got the zodia tho z z yeah, sorry. I mean get really into new age, environmental and ambient on vinyl lately, in a big way. I've also been having, I've been, so you know when you've got the stuff left over and you vape, you're already vape bud, your AVB. You know that you can make a delicious loose leaf tea out of that? It still gets you a little bit high? No, I did know that you could make like a lower strength tincture out of it by just dumping it all into like a jar of MCT oil, leaving it for a couple of months, you know? I've been making a lot of tea. I've been getting really into my 1970s piece of thi-of-shit hippie era by brewing up a little bit of a little bit of rosebud, a little bit of jasmine, a little bit of green tea, a little bit of that AVB, I put on my ambient albums,

I light some incense and I sit there and I read my UFO books and that's how I find peace on this earth. And that's what makes you such a specific kind of guy. You're a guy. And finally we come to one last guy. And it's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. A thi. A thi. A thi. A th. A th. A th. A th. A thi. A thi. A thi. A th. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. S. A. A. S. A. A. S. A. A. S. A. A. A. A. S. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. A. I'm yeah. And finally, we come to one last guy. It seems like he's observing me, writing something in his notepad where he has a list that says things like metal detector guys and Erowid guys and Prog Rock guys. It's Brian Quinby, host of guys, a podcast about different types of guys. Hey Brian. If you saw my list, which was 99% me,

and then every once in a while, because like basically since I launched guys, my DMs are just guys like sending stuff like canned fish guys. That's what somebody sent that to me recently. I don't know how to do that. No, those people are real. Our friends keep talking about coming over for fancy tinned fish dinner. Yeah, there's somebody online that I think is into like tinned fish that would be mortified

if she knew that somebody DMed me and said you should have her on your show to talk about tinned fish. I'm like, I think I have to prep these shows and find stuff to talk about for 70 minutes. How often do you find yourself starting down a path and then finding like there's either not enough here or like it's not weird enough maybe? Sometimes that has happened like, I don't really try to think. Like one of the things I do, because my other show was so fucking autopilot that it was like, whatever happens in the news this week,

I have to talk about, you know? So there wasn't really much I could, I had to prep. So now what I do is, I don't even start looking into doing a show, I just pick five guys. And then, I'm like, these these these these these these these these the five, the five, the five, the five, the five, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, I'm like, these are the five we're doing. If I can't find anything, you know, and guys are not, there aren't any real normal guys. I mean, like, it's true. Like, next week on the show, we are doing weather guys,

which you would think like everybody's a weather guy, but there are guys that take the weather a lot more seriously than Mike. My dad has become a weather guy in his retirement. What do you mean? You're going to have to spell this one out for me. Like he's like he's pulling out his Willie's weather app and showing me like, and showing me like, which it's a level of detail in both like weather forecasting and showing you exactly what is currently happening with the weather that I was not aware existed as an anti-science kind of guy.

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I don't know if you guys have seen those Lucy and Andrew, but like every time there's like a tropical low off the coast of Queensland, the're posting in all caps being like, this is the big one, category three, tropical cyclone, heading for Nunder. And it's going to get here at six hours. Yeah. Is that meant to get you clap? Well, because everyone shares it because they're like, fuck, I've got to tell people, we're about to be hit by the storm of the century. Okay. And then you go, to go, to go, to go, to go, the to go, the to go, the the the the to go, to go, the, the, to go, to go, the, to go, the, to go, to go, the, to go, to go to go to go to to go the, and it, and it's to to to to to to to to to to get to get to get to get to get to get the, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it, and it. And, and it. And, and it. And, and it. And, and it. And, and it. And, and it. And, the. And, the the the the the the the the the to the the the th th th th thi. thi. the. the the. the. the the. the to th the. to the. to the to the to the to the. the. th the, gusty winds trending towards northeast.

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Yeah, you won't believe what it looked like. I'm like, okay. I, okay, you bought 40 kilos of salt just in case. Yeah, I have so much salt in my basement because they got me so many times that it's like, it really only snows like three or four times a year here. But like, it's basically the whole winter is just like, yeah, it's snowing. It's definitely going to snow. So, yeah, the weather guys and the Discovery Channel guys, I found that episode to be sort of hard to prep. But I feel like we did a pretty good job finding guys who are way too into the discovery

channel. That's, it's so good that like, you have an infinite source of guys, right you reach a certain age in your life and if you don't become obsessive about like a specific type of tool or craft or Thing you go insane like you completely lose your fucking mind. Yeah, so you're forced to become a guy You can see the Legos behind me. I am like several types. I'm a wrestling guy. I travel to to? I? tryl to? to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the too too too. too. too. to to tooes. tooes. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to. to. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. tool. to. to. tool. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. te I travel to wrestling. Like I fly places to go watch wrestling, and I cannot live knowing that I don't have Legos to put together. So like always on my table there is something being built. I'm building a typewriter right now. And that's like a recent development, right?

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Oh man. Gotta spend money to make money three months. Oh man. Spend money to make money. That's just good business. Thanks. Well, we more have segments on this show than guys. However, some of our segments do feature very specific types of guys, very consistently. They do. Americans. Yeah. Well, and this first segment is one that does have a very particular kind of guy.

This is a segment called The Clipping Report. Ah, fuck! Dishin with the Clipping Report. So this is, of course, the segment where we talk about firearm incidents in the US in the last week where someone has accidentally fired a gun where no one has died and it wasn't a child. I think those are the vague sort of rules of this one. Keeping it light. The child can fire the gun though. Yes, as long as they didn't kill someone by doing it. Here we go. A 43 year old man and a woman of indeterminate age both sustained quote at least one gunshot wound at

the Monte Carlo Night Club in Mountain View California after the man who was a concealed carry license accidentally fired his gun while dancing with the woman. That's, you can see how that would happen. Yeah. Anyone could have done that. Busy hands, bodies pushing together. So this happened to us last time as well with the the guy who was showing off the the laser sight on his gun and accidentally fired it shooting through both of them. Do you think this was a one-shot two hits situation? Or he fumbled it and he's like, oh shit, shit, bang, shit, bang, bang.

I'm gonna say- How could you not play with your gun? That's why I think like concealed carry is kind of dangerous because It's just in your pocket there. Yeah, it's there. It's got all sorts of satisfying things you can swing it around on your finger like a cowboy. Oh, it's like if... I always want to cart the gun really quickly.

I don't know if anybody here has ever carried a pocket knife. But like, yeah, I'm pretty cool. You've carried a pocket knife in your life? I went through a knife phase before the Lego phase. Yeah, there it is. And, like, and I'm not a pocket knife guy personally, but if you've just carried one around your pocket, it's just, it's a, you know, your hands on it.

You're like, fiddling. Yeah, little thing to just kind of handle in your pocket. But what if it was a gun? Yeah, what if it was a gun? I had a switch blade for a while and I fucking flip the blade out so many times it broke. Like it lasted no time. It was like, I think I had it for like two months and I guess I had just played with it so much the spring broke. If I th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the the the thin the theat theat theat theat theat the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. I th the the the the the the to to to to to to to to to theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee the the it so much that the spring broke. If I had anything on me that has like some sort of mechanical action to it, if I have to sit down and wait at any point during my day, that thing is getting used. And that would extend to a gun easily.

Just be sitting there being like, sir, why are you doing that? Like, oh, I didn't even realize I was touching it. safety off. You're on the bus just like doing the thing that John Wick does when he's like getting new guns who's like clearing the chamber and looking down the sights over and over again popping the clip out and back in just for 50 straight minutes on your way to work. A man in Crete Nebraska shot himself in the foot shattering a meta-tarsal bone. That's gonna fuck you up. Here's how it was described by the Lincoln Independent. The 29-year-old man picked up the Glock 9mm off a picnic table, cocked it and pulled the trigger after the guns owner,

a 22-year-old Lancaster County man had set it down while showing it off to friends at the barbecue, Captain Tommy Trotter, the Lancaster County Sheriff's Office. Captain Tommy Trotter. Captain Tommy Trotter. Come on now. Tommy Trotter. But also, what the fuck has happened here? This guy's like, hey, do you guys like my gun?

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didn't go off because I thought a flashlight falls off of his thing and I thought that was his gun. Like I thought his gun had fallen out of his pocket. Well yeah you can hear like the metal of stuff like rattling around and coming out of the tube with him. He got so fucked up. Like how crazy was that slide like the speed that he was coming out, the fact that he was backwards when he came out. I I I I I I I I th th th th th that. I that that that that that that that that that's like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like the the that's that's that's that's like that's like that's that's th. I was like. that's that's that's that's that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. th. He's. He's th. He's. He's. He's th. He's. He's like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, that's like, that's like, like, that's like, that's like, like, that's that's that slide, like the speed that he was coming out, the fact that he was backwards when he came out. I need more information on that.

It's like it's playing in my head every day. I'm like, how did that happen? Why did you see that? Do you guys see that? The reporting on it, where they were like, to be like, this is only for people between the ages of two and twelve. And then the paragraph in that story immediately below it was like, this slide is fitted with a sign saying it's just for children. Like, I don't think he was going on it for fun, right?

Why is he face down? Why is he? You reckon he was getting in there to like get someone. Why do you on the slide? Part of a police chase. Immediately standing up and staggering around and going, did you see where he went? He tries to recover too. He tries to do that thing where people are hurt quite badly but they want to brush stuff because they're embarrassed. Yeah, like, oh, I'm good.

I'm fine. He said he fucked his head up. Like he must have got a concussion, which on a slide, dude. Oh, he gets blasted by that thing. I feel like we had, we had covered multiple stories about the same slide on this show where like people kept breaking their legs. We have one here that, that's, I've never been, I, my dad would never take me, but he'd, like, thi that, like, dad would never take me, but he like had told me about it. I think it's like a fucking probably a 45 minute drive and my dad's like, we ain't driving out far. I'll drive enough for you to get fucked up

and go to hospital, yeah. Yeah, there was a slide, a metal slide, oh no, I remember what happened to it. So there was a happening was that the sun would shine on the slide and it would fucking burn people. So they're like we're gonna probably have to get rid of this. Oh yeah that's a common problem here, huh? Like metal slides. Yeah, they make them out of like polyurethane these days. Yeah. Yeah. That was athese days. Yeah, probably yeah.

Yeah, that was a metal, yeah, this was an old metal slide back when guys used to build cool stuff. Like, they would just like, I don't know. I just read about a thing in Columbus, which is very landlocked. Somebody made a pond and you can go scuba diving in it. And it has like school buses at the bottom of it. So you can like swim around in the school bus. And I was like, this is so fucking weird.

I can't believe we have this. That sounds kind of cool. That sounds awesome. I assume it's got to be one of those things where like 20 people die from a brain eating amoe that. Well, the water's really blue. I don't know how they pulled that off unless there's some kind of dying situation going on. I would imagine so.

Because every pond here is very brown and usually smells like shit, like actual shit. Yeah, generally speaking. Or has actual shit in it. There's a river running through Columbus called the Coyote River where they dump, it's like We have this really nice like waterfront area that you can walk down and you're right next to it But there's also signs that say do not touch this water. It has sewage in it. So people are in there like kayaking and stuff all the time and you're like, why are you doing that? We Brisbane has a very do not fucking swim in this river river river. I I I I. I. I. I. I. I. I. the. the. the. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the, the, th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have, we have the the the the th. We have they. thi. We have they. We have the the thi. We have the the thi. We have the thi. We have thi. We have th. We have th. We doing that? We, Brisbane has a very do not fucking swim in this river, river. I know I've said this on the podcast before, but if you Google Brisbane stomach explosion, river water,

from the guy who accidentally got a little bit of Brisbane river water inside his beer and then drank the beer and then his stomach exploded. Yeah, really the worst photos you'll ever see in your life. Do it. Brighten up your day. I got one more here. This one's a little bit longer. It's from KTRK in Houston, Texas. Dad accidentally fires AR 15 in Fifth Ward Store, shooting his own child and another man, HPD says. Whoops.

Yeah, I got some details here. Police are looking for a man who they believe accidentally fired shots inside a fifth ward corner store hitting two people including a young boy who may be his own son. Shooting. Yeah, but they were vague or details at the time. They got this story. The shooting happened at the friendly store at the corner of Lyons Avenue and Shrykart Street around 5.15 a.m.

Thursday, Houston police said, Investigators said surveillance video shows the man pull up and drop off two kids who then went into the store. The man then got out of his car with an AR-15 wrapped in a towel and walked into the store too. Okay. Soon after, shots were fired. However, police say they don't think it was on purpose. They believe he accidentally fired the gun, panicked and fired a few more rounds. You ever scare yourself? Is that what a cop would do?

Yeah. Ah, oh! Oh! Oh! Yeah. The cop's seeing that and going, we understand. Yeah, totally. When you fire your gun, it's scary so you fire it again. Yeah I can't have one one because my wife won't let me but I also think she won't let me because she knows that I would be so tempted to constantly be shooting the fucking thing because that's what it's for like their always like it's for protect like my father in law recently took me in his room his bedroom he only has like two rooms in his house his bedroom and, he only has like two rooms in his house, his bedroom,

and his headboard had a Trump sticker on it, but like that isn't even part of the thing. He just kind of, yeah, it's crazy. It's crazy. He's 70, so maybe they're not fucking that much, but still they are. You know, there's a Trump sticker, but he just took me in there to show me his gun. And I was like, so like, do you shoot it? And he's like, no? And he lives in the middle of fucking nowhere. Nobody's gonna break into his house. So it just sits there. And I don't, I really don't know how he can have it.

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Yeah, it'll just be people the next house or two overgoing. You guys hear something? Nope. This story is insane by the way. Yeah. I'm saying he got out with an AR-15 15 wrapped in a the friendly store. Just to carry it? Yeah. Was it a friendly store or was it the restaurant friendlies? Is that the name of a? Did they get a fribble?

It's, yes. I think it is a corner store called the Friendly Store. Okay, okay, yeah. I think. There's a, there's a restaurant called Friendly's in some places in the US and they sell a thing called the cheese skirt cheeseburger. Oh yeah, where it has like a huge round the cheese on it like the cheese sticks way out and the buns like in the middle is beautiful. I love learning about the United States. It has the same the visual appeal as what's that? Is it an Indiana thing the pork enderloin? Where it's just like a massive smashed pork snitzel way bigger than the burger? Or sandwich, as our American friends would call it. I actually hate those things.

I think that's stupid, just to eat the pork, I guess. Yeah, it seems like the bread is just like a little, it's a decoration. Yeah. Quote, at some point as he was leaving the store, it looks like he may have accidentally discharged the weapon anywhere from three to four times, said Detective Jose Delator. One of the victims who was struck, who happened to be one of his children, was taking the hospital as a result of the gunfire. That's what you do with them after you shoot him. The child's who was shot was shot was shot was shot was shot was shot was shot the the the the the thia was shot thia was shot thia was shot the thia was shot. thia was shot. thi was shot. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. told. told. too. too. too. too. too. too. told. told. told. told. told. told. told. told. told. told. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. to. to. to. to. th. the. to. to. the. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. th. shot is a boy between seven and ten years old. Police department said the other boy wasn't hit. Police say ricochet rounds went into the street and went through the car window of a man

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I don't got time for that shit. I gotta go buy some more ammo. Yeah, I'm down three or four bullets. No information is available about what kind of charges the man could face. It's unclear why he took the gun into the store, but police said they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't they don't th was trying to rob it. That's nice. That's so cool that they're giving him such a good faith reading in this situation. That's really, I'm sure they would do that for anybody else too of any race or yeah. This guy's white for sure, huh?

Oh, definitely. Yeah. 100%. God damn. It's so fucking weird. You really are allowed to walk around and do pretty much. And you know, I've talked about this on the old show where I was like, I was so, I'm, you can so openly steal here if you're like a white dad that it is, it'll like blow your mind. It's like, I fucking, I'll steal like seven candy bars. And like I'll pay for one and then take the other six and just pretty, and just thip and just then, then, th and just thirty, thirty thirty thirty thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, tho tho tho thi, thi, thi, I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm, th. I'm, th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi, thi, thi, thi thi thi thi thi that, that that that that that to to thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo' th. I'm th. I'm And like I'll pay for one and then take the other six and just leave. And nobody even looks at me.

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like that's why I think so many American like white guys think the police aren't doing enough because it's like you can do whatever the fuck you want. Yeah. Christ a life. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And th. And the th. And the th. And th. And the th. thoo. And they they're tho. And they're they're they're they're the fuck you want. Yeah. Christ a lot. It's good to steal though. I mean if you can steal and get away from it, I mean, it's a good time. I'm very pro-stealing. I'm pro-sublifting. Yeah. And it can be really easy. Yeah.

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pistachios and puts it through as broccoli or whatever. Can't do it anymore, they're making the machines too sophisticated. Yeah, the thing scans for colors or whatever. Yeah, you gotta do old-fashioned shoplifting now. You gotta just, you gotta pocket it. You gotta palm it, yeah. My favorite, my favorite old, it might still work, I don't know, but like I would, I would be running, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, the, the, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, to, to, the, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, thethe the th. the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. And he th. And he the thing. And he the the the the th. And you go. And you the th. And you th. And you thing. And you thing. And you the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thing. And you the thing. And you the thing. And you the thing. And th. And you th. And you go. And th. And things. And things. And things. And things. And things. And things. And things. And things. And things. And things. And things. And things go go go. And th. And the the th. That's probably fine. That was my move.

That's a smart one. Yeah, it's a good move. Why had a daughter too, you know, you got a little kid running around with you, you can take Oh yeah, that's a license to shop lift. Yes, you can take as much as you want and then if somebody stops you'd be like, oh, this kid's driving me crazy, I must have forgot all the their thaged, thaged, thaged, thaged, thua, thu and I th and I've thu and I've thu and I've thu and I've thu and I've thu and I've thu and I've thu and I've thu and I'm thu and I'm thi' to to thrived, thi' thiolkid, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to thu and thu and thu and thu and th, th, things I have at the bottom of the car. And she put a bunch of Lego in there and I didn't realize and I just walked out with it. It's so crazy.

We are... There's still a lot of security around the Lego. Damn shit is expensive. It is really fucking expensive. I thought maybe, because I could never afford to buy my pocket money as a kid and my parents would never really, wouldn't buy as much for me as I would like. And then I was like once I'm an adult and gonna buy so much fucking Lego, it's so crazy, it's up there. Jesus. Yeah, when you look at that Titanic and you're like, wow, that Titanic could be like two

months of something for me to do, but it would also cost $700 and I don't I cannot figure out I I have spent 400 on a Lego set I cannot figure out how to get myself to go that next step up where you're buying like like Like the Disney Castle. Yeah. Yeah, I definitely remember when we you know we're pushing kids around on aam, and the pram has like the little bottom shelf underneath where you can stow some nappies or whatever, and you'd get out to the car and be folding up the pram and go, oh, you've just been popping a bunch of shit in there while you've been walking on next to me, grabbing stuff off the bottom and I'm helping with the shopping. And of course, nobody in the world is ever going to be like, well, we've got to get back into that store and let him know.

Yeah. So I just remembered that mom listens to the show. You guys, you bought me plenty of Lego. I've no criticisms on that front whatsoever. I thought you're going to say that you don't shop lift, but it's just the like. That part's that. You that. I that. I that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that I I I I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I th. I th. I wasn't th. I wasn't th. I wasn't to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I to. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. th. th. I th. I very much. I thought you're going to say that you don't shoplift, but it's just a... Oh no, that part doesn't matter. No, that part's fine. I wasn't neglected in the Lego front at all. I really appreciate when you got me the cool Star Wars ones that I liked. Thank you. No, I was going to say, I think as a parent I am absolutely finding those things now where I am at a point where like my kids will want to do something and I go, oh, my parents were right the whole time. They were absolutely.

Yeah. The money shit, the clothes is the thing that makes me drive it because I'm not like, you know, I'll, I have decent clothes. You know, I'm not, I don't dress like a dad, I guess would be the way that I would describe it. And like, so, you know, I would go spend money on, like, buy her something nice and she'd be like, I don't like that. I mean, there is a closet foreclose she's never worn. And that I went and like, when I was on tour, I was like, I'll go get you a supreme shirt. It'll be super cool. So'm not wearing any of this. Hi everybody, it's me. It's Theo.

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Yeah. And there's a type of a type of cow that we could talk about in the segment regional bullshit. Regional bullshit. Every little town has got their own bullshit. Regional bullshit. Every little town has just got to have it. It's a region that's going to be very familiar to Brian. Yeah, this comes to us from WCMH in Columbus, Ohio. Channel 4.

2023 Buttercow display revealed at the Ohio State Fair. Finally. Yeah. I love the butter. It's not just a cow. It's like a lot of different butter. It sure fucking is. The American Dairy Association, Mid-East unveiled the 2023 Butter Cow sculpture to Tuesday, and it's a tribute to Ohio... Oh, Huyans, Ohioans. Ohioans. Ohioans. Ohioans. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It. Yeah. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's, that. It's, that. It's, it. It's, that, that. It's, that. It's, that. It's, that. It's, that. It's, the. It's, the. It's. sculpture to Tuesday and it's a tribute to Ohioans,

Ohioans, Ohioans who have changed the world with their inventions. Displays made from 2,000 pounds of butter and features innovators including Thomas Edison, Garret Morgan, Josephine Cochran and James Spangler. The display, which took sculptors about 450 hours to craft, also showcases their most impactful inventions next to the butter cow and calf. Very cool. Yeah. Yeah.

I've seen it. And he was, I just had to look up if Thomas Edison really was from here. Is it true? That's crazy. Wow, he probably moved like as soon as he was able to like get the fuck out of here. The only people I know from Ohio are like you and the miserable guy from Sun Kilmoon as a two Ohioans that I'm familiar with. Well, I like the, I don't go to the fair anymore because, well, a couple years ago, a couple people died on the rides. And like if you're not going for the rides, then what do you, I mean, I guess, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. people died on the rides. And like if you're not going for the rides,

yeah, if you're not going for the rides, then what do, I mean, I guess you could go and walk around and look at the guys that are basically doing an infomercial, like they have the headset on and they're like, come try these out, or they won't let me try these out. Yeah, I mean, that might get me there. But yeah, there's just, and there's a, you can get a helicopter ride at the Ohio State Fair. And that helicopter has been flying over my house for four days now. Because the fair's been going on and it, I, I like, I find myself wondering if I'm the only person in the city that's

annoyed with it, or if everybody's annoyed with it. Or am I being so sensitive that I shouldn't even be paying attention to it, but it is two helicopters flying in a circle over my house. That sounds really annoying. Yeah, every, like, 20 minutes. I, I, uh, I live next to a hospital that, like, like, like, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, everybody, that, that, that, if, that, that, th, th, th, th, th, like, like, like, thi, if everybody, if, like, if, if, if everybody, if everybody, if everybody, if everybody, if everybody, if everybody, if everybody, if everybody, if everybody, if everybody, if everybody, if everybody, if th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th, everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody, th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th really annoying. Yeah, every like 20 minutes. I live next to a hospital that like constantly gets people helicoptered in to their like rooftop helibad and I'll sometimes find myself being like, oh for fuck sake. And I'm like, no, no, no, no.

It's like a traffic. When somebody gets in a rack and you're like, this mother fucker better be dead. That's like the darkest human thing in the world. Yeah. Now, you're allowed to be mad if I was driving to work the other day and it was like really, really foggy. It was like, fucking no visibility. And I immediately hit like a sort of standstill on this bit of road. And as we finally clear it, it's just like six people

who've all just bonked each other, you know, and they're all standing out next to their cars going, oh sorry, sorry, doing insurance exchange information. And then you can go, you fucking idiots. You fucking rink, throw down little. And then you drive off too fast. Like I don't even know how you do that. It's like I've been in like 10 reps. According to the release, the sculptors channeled the ingenuity of the innovators by lighting up the butter sculptures of the... By lighting up the butter sculptures of the

traffic signal that was created by Garrett Morgan and the light bulb invented by Thomas Edison. Oh yeah. Yeah, the the the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th. Yeah, th. So th. So th. So th. So th. th. th. th. thu, thu, thu, thu- thu- the thu- thu, the the, I tho, I tho, tho, the, the, the, the, the, th. th. th. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th. I I I th. I I I th. I th. I I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I the, I the, I the, I'm the the the the the the theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee the the the the the ffic signal that was created by Garrett Morgan and the light bulb invented by Thomas Edison. Oh yeah. So these are butter sculptures in the medium of butter. Yeah they're made out of butter. You've seen that the Ted Cruz tweet from like I assume 10 years ago now of him standing in front of the butter cow sculpture and saying my daughter's first word was butter butter the tea. Ted Cruz is the one man you can be really convinced about being the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thus sculptus sculptus. the thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. thus. t. te. t. te. tea. tr. trea. true. true. truth. truth. true. truth. true. tre. tea. te. tea.. Yeah, if you Google, Ted Cruz Butter Cow. Ted Cruz is the one man you can be really convinced about being excited of just eating a heaping dish of butter. They'd love it. Get his face right in there. I find it like, I don't mind that.

Like, I think that if you go there, they tell you what happens with the butter after it's over, so you're not like, come on, this is so much waste. Because these things are huge, they're bigger than human size, you know, like the fucking cow is kind of the size of a small cow. It's not small at all. It's so big. And you're like, what do they do with this butter like What do you do with the butter would be allowed to go in there with a little toast and like

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Now I'm looking at the statue. I can see the statues. There's a guy vacuuming. Oh. Okay, sick. It's a butter guy vacuuming with butter. It's like mate, the vacuum cleaner is made out of butter and he's made out of it. But this is crazy. I haven't seen one of these in a long time. I don't think I ever really even went in to look at it because that's for like the 4-H kids, which is like kids that, you know, they raise a pig and then they take it there and they auctioned it off so a guy can kill it.

And like, uh, that like this this kid who like at school had been raising I don't know if it was like a It was a goat a goat yeah and was like hey I actually don't want to sell this goat so it could be slaughtered and they had police fucking like go to the house take the goat and be like well the kids got to learn the governor the governor directed the police to like travel hundreds of miles away to take this child's goat from them even though they were like you know if the if the point is to if the point was to like auction them afterwards and raise some money and the parents were like we'll just pay we'll just buy the goat and everything they're like no it's the goat and everything, they're like, no, it's the principal. It's principal the thing. Yeah, we gotta kill this fucking goat. Yeah, there's an extra goat in the world and we have to get rid of it.

And the court was like, we, we need you to like wait until we have come to a decision here. And the government was like, no, kill the goat now. Quick, quick, get over there quick. Someone's going to do it. I assume that the butter sculpture room is cold. Yes, very big cold room I'm guessing. I don't think it's cold for you but they put it in a like a cold like refrigerated room and then you can walk in to the normal 90 degrees. I don't know what that, but yeah. You're going to go in and it's very hot as of there. Already forgotten. Yeah, right. They controlled conditions for the bonus sculptures in their isolation chambers. Well sometimes you're at the Ohio State Fair and you don't want to go on the rides because they're

going to kill you. But sometimes you go on the rides and they don't kill you and nothing happens at all. It's time for the nothing to report report report. It's the nothing to report, report, report, report, report, report, the nothing to report, report, the nothing to report, report. What happened? Nothing. Shh. So you should mind your fucking business. It's the nothing to report, report, report, report. Nothing to nothing?. Nothing?. Nothing. Nothing to report. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing to report. Nothing to report. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing to report. Nothing to report. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. to report. to report. to report. to report. to report. to report. to report. Report. Report. Report. Report. Report. Report. Report. Report. Report. to report. to report. to report. to report. to report. to report. to report. to report. to report. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing....... Nothing. Nothing. Nothing... Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing mind your fucking business.

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It's what you want to get, zero deaths. I'm not riding the rides at the fair. Not this year. Is it 2016? 2017. We had some friends in town that were like hanging out and I think they even did a live show with us and they were like, did you guys go to the fair and they were like no somebody died there yesterday and I was like, fuck, okay, well I guess everything's good now. I mean I would assume that the rides are a lot safer now. You'd want to fucking hide than they were then, because the guys are like, we cannot have another death here.

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And like, it's great. It's okay to rag on carnies right because they're not a specific ethnic group. Because they're not human. It's like, they're not like real people. Yeah, I love them. I almost got a job at a carnival for like a year to like really get steeped in the Carney world because I find them fucking fascinated. I just love the, I'm reading, one of the things they talked about is like this family that owned a carnival, it's a book called Eyeing the Flash about a guy who actually ended up being a tabloid, tabloid photographer but he worked at a carnival when he was coming up and he talked about how

like at the end of the night the owners would make him go around and get all of the paper cups that had been left sitting around not in a trash can and rinse them out so they could sell them the next day. That's just good business sense. God damn. Fuck. It's such, parties, these are so good. It feels like just such a completely other world, but also kind of weirdly timeless as well. Like they've been doing essentially the same thing. The same thing, huh?

For a really long fucking time. They've been bending basketball hoops For so long to make it nearly... They've been welding one basketball hoop inside of another one so it's nearly impossible to make the shot for fucking century. We're actually, we're doing an event at the bar that I work at in a couple of weeks and we wanted to have like one extremely crooked like carnival game there as like kind of a joke, but also that's a great fucking idea for we've been a basketball hoop or the they

they inflate the balloons a little bit underinflated so sometimes the dark bounces off the balloon. And then when it happens they're like that's crazy what are the odds of that happening? Yeah, wild. I've never seen that in my 30 years of being a Carney. 30 years of not giving out prizes from the balloon wall. I've never seen that happen before. You were so close. You were like, that's the closest I've seen somebody get today. It's good old-fashioned swindling, like you don't see it in a lot. th, you know? But it's kind of like swindling in a way. It's like the opposite of casinos where casinos kind of thrive off the expectation that you can create wealth that way so people go in there being like, yes, this is it, this is my lucky break. No one goes to like the state fair or to a, you know, whatever, being like,

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That's actually awesome. I know. I would love to own that. That's so good. So apparently, safety at the state fair is something both Ohio inspectors and ride o'clock. Both shaking hands on, we don't want to look bad when someone dies again. This comes as Ohio makes what the Department of Agriculture calls dramatic improvement

in the quality and safety of rides in the state. In 2017, a man was flung from a ride at the Ohio State Fair and was killed. It was a brutal ride. It's one of those rides, it's like if you get flung out of it, you're dead. You got a little bit of time to figure out what's happening. What kind of ride we talking, do we know? Yeah. Is it like one of those wipeout style ones where it's like picking you up and spinning you around like crazy? Yeah, it's like I think it's like it goes back and forth like those pirate ships, but it also spins on the other side, like so that it's spinning and going back and forth. It's no good. You don't need that in your life. I, my ability to deal with any kind of being flung around, uh, just is like cratering year on year. Like my ability to be spun or like jerked around hard. Where I don't know all my bones are brittle now or something you know you're on a ride that's like bumpy and I feel like someone is is destroying my spine.

I can't do it anymore. Oh no I just watched the video of it that was a mistake. Oh don't do that. Is there a video? watched the video of it. That was a mistake. Oh, don't do that. Is there a video? There's a video of it. Someone was filming it because these days everyone's got cameras on their phones. So it's like a, I think here we would have like the claw, I believe it's called? You've seen the claw style made up of like five different banks of seats that can fit like seven people and one of the banks of seats came off entirely.

Oh. And went flying through the air. So one guy died and another seven people were extremely injured. Oh yes. It was crazy. It looked terrifying when you watch the video. Don't trust Cardi's. No, the guys that are doing rides, man. They just own that ride. Well, at least it's fine now. Yeah, problem solved.

Perfectly safe. Now a law named for him. Tyler's law is making sure ride safety is a top priority. Very Ohio name. The law established a process and procedure for dealing with signs of fatigue and corrosion on rides. Quite what that did really was it continues to raise the standard of ride safety here in the state of Ohio. And again, just making sure that these rides are safe to everybody, Deputy Director for the Ohio Department of Agriculture, David Moran. He needed a Department of Rides.

Yeah. Don't outsource it to agriculture. This shouldn't be his jurisdiction. Yeah. You should stick with cows and combines. That's sort of his sort of thing. It's not related. Inspections at the 20th 23rd wrapping up Tuesday, July 25th, ahead of opening day

on July 26th. The Ohio Department of Agriculture said that as of Tuesday afternoon, they did not find any red flags with the rides. Great. Great. Great. Wonderful. I kind of trust that.

Yeah, you should go now. Go hang out, look at the butter sculpture, get on some rides. Definitely don't go hurtling into space with seven other people. I'd rather not. I'm wondering if maybe the popularity of the helicopter rides are people who have been infuriated enough to go down there and pay for it so they can sit next to the pilot and go, you need to knock this shit off. Everybody I think it's pretty expensive if I remember because... Imagine it would not that I would ever get in a fucking helicopter, especially the guy's been flying all day. Like over and over again, it's like, I don't know, man, he's probably

tired. I don't think I'm out. After the first couple he's just done to like space out, for sure. Yeah, it's boring. If you're flying over Columbus, Ohio. You're not flying over the Grand Canyon or anything like that. You're literally flying over downtown. So you know, that's great news and it also means that you'll be able to jump on this next ride with no problems. It's time for roller coaster watch. This again comes to us from, well I guess is fast becoming our number one source for news from Columbus, Ohio, WCMH. Cedar Point reveals new record-breaking coaster. Calling all thrill seekers. Is that you Brian? No, I don't write roller coasters. I've ridden two in my life and they are not the scariest ones. No, whenever I see

the footage of like, you know the ones that that invert and then they just like hang you out of the roller coaster. Oh, that's not for me. I'm actually a pussy. I'm actually a huge coward. Yeah. If I'm going to be zipping around on something, I would love to be contained at all times. I don't want to feel like I'm like I'm out there in the breeze. That's no good.

No. There is a picture in my house of me, my wife and my kid on this like outside seat that goes up the side of a mountain and it is the scariest it we look so scared my knuckles are white like grabbing on to the thing it's crazy calling all thrill seekers Cedar Point has done it again the roller coast a capital of the world. Geez. America's roller coast. That in 2024 they will debut top thrill. TOOT to.

Sick. Rollercoaster experts. That's a kind of guy for you right there. That's a hundred percent of guy. Oh, that's in a... That is definitely there. It's definitely in a long list of guys. Rollercoaster experts say the new ride will be quote the world's tallest and fastest triple launch strata roller coaster. Sick. Looking for one of those for years. I don't know what those words mean but okay let's go. Yeah no one wants to be like in. I don't know there are absolutely people who are desperate to be the first person on a on on on on a on a the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the new. the new the the new the the new the the new the new the the new the the the the the new the new to th. to th. th. the new the new tho tho tho. the new the new the new the new the new the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the new. the the the the th. th. th. th. th. thi. new. thi. new. thi. thi. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. the the the the the the the new. one wants to be like in, I don't know, there are absolutely people who are desperate to be the first person on a on a new ride. As we discussed from those people that got real mad when they were the first. Yep. Yeah. However, I

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Thank you very much. So how does it compare to the original Top Thrill Dragster? the Top Thrill Dragster has a single 120 mile an hour launch point. Fuck! Man. Fuck! Jesus! That's so fast! The thing broke all the time. That's I think why they even fixed it.

Well yeah, you can't be doing anything like that without putting an insane amount of stress on any mechanical item, surely. The top thrill dragster had a single 120 mile an hour launch point. This new coaster will have three launches. The second being a backward launch at 101 miles per hour. How many broken noses on the guardrail are we getting there? Yeah, man. And the final one, catapulting riders to speeds of 128 miles per hour. Jesus. That is over 200 kilometers an hour, folks.

Yeah, that's fast as fuck. I don't, I don't need that. That's Cedar Point, baby. That's what they do. God damn. It will include- They break the record every few years. Like, if somebody breaks the record, they just go and break it again. And like two years later, they just, they make the most psycho roller coasters. I'm looking at that coaster. How quickly can you like improve or build a roller coaster though? Like you've got to be, if you're trying to compete with new developments, surely you're going to be starting a couple of years in advance. So they're just always R&Ding the craziest shit they can possibly do, right? Yeah, I think the design takes long, but know they build them just over the winter like God damn. Because the park is closed for from like I think September or I don't know when

it's closed but it's closed for a period of time where they're building stuff. They're just welding a bunch of pipes together and being like congratulations you're going at the speed of sound now. It's not a theme park it is just a place for roller coaster.'s no theming or anything like that. It's just a bunch of terrifying roller coasters. Great. Sounds awesome. Awesome.

Look, we all like different things, but that is not for me. No, I'm a damn a couch. No, fuck that shit. I'm never getting on a Coaster at Movie World. That was wonderful in the children's section. I'm not getting back. Nice little thrill for me. I will go on one roller coaster one more time in 2024 when the Scooby Coaster opens.

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It's like weed. Yeah, dope. Equaling the height of the original top thrill drag so they should have been doing that like New York Skyline shit where they made it like one foot taller. Yeah. No, that's not good enough for them because there's always some place that's willing to build something double the biggest. The step by step breakdown as described by the experts at Cedar Point. Awesome. At the start, riders will peel out down the straightaway, reaching speeds of 74 miles per hour, racing toward the sky on Top Thrill 2's original, 420-foot tall, Top Hat Tower. After experiencing weightlessness during the rollback, when the train's momentum isn't great enough

to make it up and over the tower, the train shifts in a reverse and into its second launch, reaching speeds of 101 miles per hour. Oh, anyone else not like sitting on a bus or a train going backwards? Oh, it's awful. Makes my tummy hurt. Ah, but what if it was going 101 miles per hour? Oh, it'd be way better. And you're on the outside of the bus? Only on a roller coast.

A lot of times they also, Cedar point really tries to to to to to to to to to to the to the to the to the the thi thi the the bus. Only on a roller coast. A lot of times they also, Cedar Point really tries hard not to put the over the shoulder harness on. Oh, they would rather do the across the lap. No. I don't know if that's how they do on this one, but they do have one called the Millennium Force that is, it just sits across and it was the biggest roller coaster in the world.......... th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. I, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the th. th. th. the thi. the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. I, th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the, the. the. theat, thi. theat, thi. theat, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. th biggest roller coaster in the world. I think 350 feet or something like that. What the fuck? And yeah, it just had my wife wrote it and she said that it's just the bar in front of you and

it's fucking scary when you're going down that hill. Jesus. That is. That is insane. Uh, riders will then see Cedar Point unlike ever before, unless they went on the previous one that was 420 feet high. As they speed into a backward climb at a 90 degree angle on a new 400 20 foot tall track tower. After a second moment of weightlessness,

the train shifts into drive and races forward into its third launch, clocking at the ride's top speed of 120 miles per hour. Crossing over the top at towar, the train decelerates momentarily before diving into a 270-degree spiral and crossing the finish line. Okay. No. I'm not into it. This is just something that's not for me. This is like polyamery, you know, I'm like, I'm not sure why you're enjoying that. You're allowed to. Yeah. More power, too. You go on

that ride as many times as you want and with whoever you like. I'll be fine, thank you. I'll be waiting for you right here at the bottom. I yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I the last. I the last. I the last. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. th. the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. No. th. the the the the the the the th. the the th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. No. th. I. th. I. I. I. I. I. I'm. I'm. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. to. the. the. the. I'm. I'm. th. th. I'm., thank you. I'll be waiting for you right here at the bottom. Yeah, I definitely, I think the last, like two times I went to a theme park as a kid when I was like 10 or 11, I just pretended to be sick so I didn't have to go on any of the rides but without telling anyone that I was scared. I was like, oh no I was scared and I would just stand in line with them and cross over the tracks and meet them at the exit. So that's really pathetic. I'll get them to put me on the golf cart and take me down to the time of the finish line. Quote, top thrill two will be the boldest and most advanced roller coaster Cedar Point has ever introduced until six months from now. Yeah.

It's another one of a kind that could only be built at Cedar Point, said Carrie Boldman, vice president and general manager of Cedar Point. Our stamp on the industry is in roller coaster innovation and today, that's solidified as we redefined the strata roller coaster into a mega thrill that our guests will come from far and wide to experience. Top Thrill Dragster, the original, closed in 2021. Wonder what closed? It did, actually, people would get very angry because they would get there and it'd be broken.

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