Boonta Vista - EPISODE 351: Pitbull Prestige Time Assassin

Episode Date: June 23, 2024

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Dozens of snakes saved, a time assassination thwarted, aggression removed, a wrench thrown, and a dentist-free alternative to dentistry. *** You can watch the video of the live show right here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T9I9uWKGDU *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [e-mail]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Hello and welcome to Buenvista's episode 351. Buntavista is a comedy news podcast where we look at the weirdest news of the week through the lens of several of Australia's least well podcasters. But first, an alienating vignette. We're here as usual with Ben, who is the new CEO of Seedon River Proprietary Limited, appointed a full seven months following the disappearance of the previous CEO.

Seed and River is, as you know, sir, the manufacturer of the wonderful Seed and River paste, the meal replacement paste, that brings full nutritional value to the human body. It's the world, the world, the world, the world, the world, the the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, the, thi, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the, the the the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, and the, and thean, and toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..... th replacement paste that brings full nutritional value to the human body. It's taken the world by storm. Since 2023, our market cap has gone from zero to three and a half trillion US dollars.

That's pretty good. And our product is available in every country on earth. I think it's a pretty exciting time to be here, sir. Are you ready for the challenges that this role will bring. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It th. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I' th. I' th. I'm. I'm. I'm. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. tha. It's, tha. It's, tha. It's, tha. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It. It's. It. It. It's. It's. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. today. today. today. today, tha. I. I'm. today, ta. I'm. I'm. It's a. It's a. I'm. It's, ta. It's. It's. It'sthink it's a pretty exciting time to be here, sir. Are you ready for the challenges that this role will bring? Yeah, I think that this company's going to go from strength to strength, and obviously, you know, we're going to be really reexamining our frameworks and sort of how we look at things and how we do things, but I think I'm going to be able to get us to even higher heights while maintaining the core company values. Oh, it is so good to hear that, sir. All right, first thing, would you like to see where the bodies are buried, sir?

No, you can't tell me about those. Just a little joke. There are no buried bodies, quite the opposite. Follow me to the production facilities, if you will, please. Before we enter the warehouse, please turn off all recording devices. All done? Yeah, yeah. Okay. It's not that we don't trust you, sir.

Not that at all. We've just got some, there's some strangeness around that. As you can see, this is one of our many production lines where we bottle seed and river paste, to ship all over the world. One of our biggest logistical challenges is manufacturing enough bottles to contain the product. It certainly isn't our strangest logistical challenge. This way, sir, towards the opening. Are those boots you're wearing, sir?

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Which day does it not do it? Oh, Sunday, of course. Now, funnily enough, we actually know what's on the other side of that opening. Why is that funny? I don't just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thiiii, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi. thi, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. other side of that opening. Why is that funny? I don't, well, just... I was thinking of something from earlier. What's on the other side? Well, okay, so we sort of... I wouldn't be asking such straight questions yet before you get the lay of the land. So we sort of know what sort of thing? What sort of thing? Well, what type of animal, vegetable, mineral? It kind of, kind of one of th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. Well, well, well, well, well of animal vegetable mineral? It's kind of one of those things. See you can't, okay well first of all you can't force your way into the opening because the paste completely resists any attempt to move objects, cameras, body parts, trained animals, you name it. What about Sundays? Uh, well then it's just a, it's just stopped. Right. Still can't get past. It's, yeah. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's, th. It's kind, th. It's kind th. It's kind th. It's kind th. It's kind th th th th th th th th tho tho thi. thi. tho tho tho tho tho tho th of th of th of th of th of th of tho tho tho th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. one. one. one. one. one, kind one. one, kind one, kind th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. one. one. one. one. one. the the thooooooooooooooooooo. It's kind the. the. the. the. the. th. then it's just a it's just stopped. Right. Still can't get past.

It's yeah it's sort of a three stooges sort of thing if the paste is all three stooges at once. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But then the strangest thing happened. Do you note the camera sir above our heads there with the view of this current warehouse? Yeah. Yeah, I notice there's actually like quite a lot of them all sort of pointing at it. Right. th. th. th. th. the th. th. It. It. It. It. It. It. It's. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's still can can can can can can can can can can can't the th. It's still can can't th th th th th th th th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. It's still can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can can there with the view of this current warehouse. Yeah, yeah, I notice there's actually like quite a lot of them all sort of pointing at it like you got backups on backups on backups. We do. Now there's one in particular by some numerical chance sir with the best view of the whole warehouse, camera 777 and something strange started happening to camera 777. Sir, would you follow me to the OmniOpticon, please? I would love to.

Okay, well, the far walled there, the immense one with scale that defies understanding that that wall is for camera 777. Or more correctly, sir, I should say cameras 777. Because at some point shortly after production, harvesting or whatever we want to call it started the feed from camera 7 7 became two feeds and then three and then so on soon we started seeing differences in the feeds and it became useful to begin lettering them starting at A if you'll note feed G you can see a small fern growing out of a crack in the

warehouse wall there. Are you with me sir? Yeah, I think I'm following so but where did where do the feeds display? Well on the wall there. Yeah, okay. Yeah, well we had to keep getting monitors for them because they kept making new ones. I don't know who they, I don't want to call it's not they. They just became new ones. Oh, okay. Yeah, but pretty soon we could see in the feeds that the location of the opening in each view was slightly different. We couldn't make head nor tail of this, sir, for the longest time until one of the bright lads in the A. V. Department noticed. You could make a coherent layout by placing one of the warehouse.

I mean, it's all the same, but you follow me, one warehouse, you get the opening, the paste opening, and you place it back to back with the human opening of the next warehouse. Pretending, if you will, if they're different spaces. And the layout that you get when viewed from above was an exact mirror of the great uranium manufacturing arrays of the Aims project, the supplier of Fisil Material for the Manhattan Project in World War II. Are you familiar with the Ames Project, sir? This is important. I didn't, that wasn't part of my brief. I didn't see that in the package.

Well, this is your brief. So once the top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top top. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the top. their. Ioanoanoanoom. I. I. their. their. their. their. their. their. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the................................................................................................... Well this is your brief. So once the topology of the Aims project had been completed, I'm not sure of how else to put that doesn't give the topology some sort of intent, so begging your pardon, sir. Once the topology had been completed, it appeared the next move was beyond our four-dimensional space time and into a fifth dimension. And so the process continued each time adding a new screen to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tapol.. tapology. tapol. tapology. tapologyology. I. tapologyology. I. I. Ioology. I. Ioology. I. I. I. Ioology. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I..................................................................................................................... So. So. So. So. So. So. So. So, the process continued each time adding a new screen to the Omniopticon, each of you more green and less Euclidean than the last, continuing into the sixth dimension and then finally into a seventh. The images and topology converging in a form that appears hyperbolic and infinite in horizon to our simple eyes and minds, converging, converging, converging until the final camera, tripleg, the one you see now in the very

center of the screen array. To us, sir, it appears that the paste feed has become the river you see there, you see there, running through the feed. And the warehouse apparatus have indeed formed the apple tree, you see there. We don't know who the two figures in that image are. Oh, sorry, the man sitting in the chair across from you. How rude of me, sir. Feet up on the desk and thumbing through a magazine containing full penetrative pornography. It's Andrew.

Andrew, what's up? Hey, any trouble on the screens today? Uh, I don't know, man. I've been flicking through my mag, going back to some of my favorite pages. That's my boy. I haven't bought a new one in a while. So you know, you've got to kind of, you gotta switch it up sometimes. You do have your favorite pages, but if you look at them, like, every the the tauill. to thi to be as fun, you know, so sometimes you got like, maybe that means anything. Try adding the numbers up, see if it makes something magic. Don't forget to take a nap today too, brother. Oh, I will. I will. And if anything gets stuck in the shoot, I'll just poke it with my

stick. That's my boy. Turns out the whole world's on the Sea-Eedon River diet. I really enjoy that you started this one with a sort of cursory single sentence description of what the podcast is just to make sure no one would be alienated. Yeah, you'd hate to be alienated by a log and anticlimactic vignette. Yeah, you hate that. Yeah. But they weren't.

Yeah, no, they're more on board than they've ever been. Hey, for you to be alienated by the first 10-ish minutes of this podcast, that's only natural. And we explore the natural in a segment that we call Nature Corner. Nature corner, rubber crab, snipped my dick. I actually came up with the punchline last. I didn't come up with it at first of them. No, I'd make my way back there. I bet. This comes to us from WMTW in Maine.

Women of Tomorrow. Yeah, that's right. The Portland Fire Department battled a three-alarm fire in a three-unit building on Pembroke Street Friday. The section of Veranda Street was also closed as a result of the fire and crews on scene. Okay, look, I don't want to derail this story too quick into it. Who decides how many alarms it is? Yeah. Can that be my job?

There's a guy they call the fire savant who's just there to be like three alarms, two alarms. I'm immediately making it a highly political position, people calling me up and begging me, please, please call the three alarm, my family, and I say, hey, what are you going to do for me? Sure, I make it three alarms. You get what you want? When do I get what I want out of this? You know? Any valuables in your house that might go missing

just during all the hubbub of your family, your precious wife and your beautiful children being saved? Anything like that that could maybe come over my way? It's sounding a lot like a one alarm fire right now. It's an attitude that you're giving me. Anyway, if you know how they figure out how many alarms it is, please write into mail bag at points of vis-a-viso-com, let us know. We're not fire experts. Does it hurt the alarm to ring it? Why don't they ring all the alarms. Maybe if you make too many things that three alarm fire the alarms wear out faster and then all of a sudden

it's the boy who cried three alarms. You can't get a three alarm going off. Hey when everything's a three alarm fired nothing's a three alarm fire. Exactly. You know? Goes up to five. Who's gonna be? Yes. And then next thing you know? It does does th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th the th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th. th. th. th. th. the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. throoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. th. th. th. th. th. the's gonna be? Yes. Yes. And the next thing you know, we're having. I mean, it does go up to five. That's the system that I'm looking at. So this is a medium fire? Yeah, I guess it's like a medium fire. Oh, I guess it's like five alarm chili in that Simpson's episode about the hot chili, isn't it? I think so. And also from reality. Yeah. the chillilie the the the the the the the the the they in chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill chill. The the alarm. The the alarm. the alarm. the alarm. the alarm. that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's like, that's like, that's like, that's that's that's that's that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that's is is that's is that's, that's is that's is that's, that's is that's, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the the they. the they. the the system did not come from the Simpsons, who then took it from a fire brigade system. No, but we're agreeing that Chile got the alarm system from the fire guys. And then the Simpsons chose...

Oh, actually, I'm not ready to agree to that. The Chile rating system was developed completely independently. Yeah. The fire guys are like, oh, I kind of like the sound of that, that, th th th th th th th th th th th th th the th th th the th the th th the th completely independently with the fire alarms and it needs to be clear. Fire guys are like, oh, I kind of like the sound of that actually. That would work. And fires a bit like chilly when you think about it. It can also be hot. It can't be hot.

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Coming down like imagine seeing this person bring out like the eighth snake and going, oh, is that it? Oh, oh, goodness. No, we're kind of, we're getting started. How about that? We're not, we're not really anywhere near halfway at this point. Maybe if you could come up and grab a few tubs. Yeah, you got two free hands. Two hands and a half be. I love the numerology in this episode too, by the way. Got three alarm fire at three something, tha, tha, tha, tha, ssnsnsnsnsnsn, ssn, tha, tha, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, thi, thi, we're thi, we're thi, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. We're thi. We're tha. We're togeeea. We're thi. We're thi. We're thi. We're thi. We're th too, by the way. Got three alarm fire at three something or other street. 56, 56 snakes, that's six lots of seven snakes each.

Five plus six, that's 11. Yeah. The roads reopened at 11 a.m. Exactly. It's all connected. Snakes have one head, one body. Snakes kind of look like a 11 if you lay them down. Yeah. Building number number number number number number number number number number number number number number number number number number number number number number number number number number number number number number number number number number number number number number number number number number number number number number number number number number number number number number. the number. the number. the number. the number. the number. the number. the number. the number. the number. the number. the number. the number. the number. the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. th. the th. th. the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. thirty. thirty. thirty. thirty. thirty. thirty. thirty. thirty. thirty. thirty. thirty. thirty. thirty. thirty. th. th. th like a one if you lay them down. Building number seven. Yep.

So you can make a snake look like a number seven too. It's so easy to make a snake look like a snake. You can actually make a number. You can make a snake look like a seven. But you can make a snake look like a four. You can't make a sake, a closed four. the top. A closed four. Start at the bottom.

Not one of those sweet, open top fours. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Well, that's how I'm writing my fours. That's how I'm right in my fours. It's so hard. Yeah, I'm not you to close the fours. I can't. I don't think you went off the rails since it's cool. I think you actually did quite well in school. The record will show whatever. Yeah.

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I think maybe if we'd solved malaria, I would know how to have gone to Dr. Deb the travel doctor? Oh, you went to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, tha, thuing thuaria, thuaria, thuaria, thuaria, thuering thuering thuaria, thuaria, thuering thuering thuering thuering ma, thuering ma, thuering ma, thuriaring ma, thu curing ma, thuriaring ma, thuaria, thuaria, thuaria, thuaria, thuaria, thuaria, thuaria, thuaria, thuaria, thuaria, thuaria, thuaria, thuaria, thuria, thuria, thuria, thuria, thua, thu thuia' curing thuia' curing thuia' curing thuia' curing thuria' curing thuria' curing thuria'd solved malaria I would know how to have gone to Dr. Deb the Travel Doctor before I went to India. Oh you made to Dr. Deb too? Yeah, oh everyone goes to Dr. Deb. Oh Dr. Deb. We're all friends of Dr. Deb. She's a terrifying presence. If you're in Brisbane, you probably know about Dr. Deb. You know what we're talking about, Dr. Debt. Dr. Deb. to, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you to, you're to, you're to to, you to to to, you to, you to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, you to, you to. to, you to. to, you, you to, to, to, to. to, to, to, to to, to to to to to, to to, to, to, to, to to, to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to the to the to to to the to to to to to Dr. to Dr. to Dr about, Dr. Death travel doctor? Yeah. Just to be clear, they're not saying Dr. Death. No. It's Dr. Death. Dr. Death to travel doctor. I had to get more needles at once. I had to get tetanus in mine too, which is why mine was really sore and out she and Caitlin's was fine. Yeah. It was because there was I can't even move my arm. Bro, did your wife gas light you after and say that, yeah, you basically got the same needles, even though you didn't? Yeah, that's right.

And it hurts, didn't you hurt a lot. And I needed like, treats afterwards. I need to play PlayStation 4 all day now. Actually, I don't think, shit, going back to it then, no, it would have PS3. Oh, that's still Calvert. GTA 5 wasn't even out on it yet. Wow. It's crazy.

It's crazy. They were different time back then. Yeah, that was a PS3 release. Absolutely, it was on PS3, yeah. That game... Oh, they've made so much money from that game. They've put that game out so many times. Yeah, I've bought that game so many times. I've got that game like three times down, four times maybe. I've never played on computer. I mean, oh, you know what?

I'm far enough to play it. But you know, GTA. quite of these games. They're like, and there's so much to do and then... I like buy a hot dog? Yeah, you play it and you just end up doing like the highway loop? Well, you just, you're like, I'll drive a car really fast. Down, down the highway. Yeah, and I'm back where I started. See everything that there is. Yeah, a bunch of cars? Yeah.

What happened to Vice-I. city. No, never. You couldn't get away with it these days. It's true. We will never be 20 again fellas. A scooter called the F-slur? I think that games, those games are perfect if you have like no sense that time is important to you at all. Yeah, if you can't kind of feel the moments being stripped from the fabric of your life. Yeah. Like that you can't just see like regrets piling up and opportunities dwindling. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the the the the the the moments the moments the moments the moments the moments the moments the moments the moments the moments the moments the moments the moments the moments the moments the moments the moments the moments the moments the moments the moments. the moments. the moments. the moments. the moments. the moments. the moments. the moments. the moments. the moments. the moments. the moments. the moments. the moments. the moments. the. the from the fabric of your life. Yeah. Like that you can't just see like regrets piling up and opportunities dwindling. Yeah, and you're kind of just like assigning a dollar value to every hour that you could be earning, you could be grinding, you could be spending with your children.

But if you do like that kind of vibe, check on our good friend Tom Walker's stream on Twitch. Oh, that shit's amazing. God, that's, that's, that's, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. tho thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. tho tho tho tho thi. thi. th. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi.'s amazing. If you are not watching the pure comedy. Tom Walker 9,000 times faster cars, GTA4 streams. It is just something about what he has done to that game has the most perfect. Like the game itself has the most perfect comedic timing. Yeah.

Oh, it's pure Kino. There's hacks out the most perfect comedic timing. Yeah. Oh, it's pure Keenote. There's hacks out there on Twitch playing that Sisyphus game. Tom made his own. Yes. As he's done before. Yeah, that's kind of his thing really punishing himself for the entertainment of others. And we love him for it.

Love you, Tom. A woman said she was working to save the lives of the snakes. Indisputable. They shouldn't put that as a woman said. They should have reported that as a fact. A woman was working to save the lives of the snake. Fucking media! Yeah. God! Fire officials say the owner of the building lived on the first floor. Okay. Got out out of there and there and there and there and there and there there and there there there there there and there there there there and there their their and their and their and their and their and their and their. their. their. their their th. thoom. tho. th. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. to. to. to. to. toeea. toea. toea. toea. toea. thea. thea. thea. thea on the first floor. It's got out of there and was done with it. Yeah, well that was easy. My snakes, I got them out like basically instantly. Your snakes still coming.

Firefighters told Maine's total coverage they actually responded to another fire at the same address Thursday night around the time that a thunderstorm came through. Officials said it was possible the Friday fire was caused by lightning strike, but there is so much damage on the third floor, they may never know a cause for sure. Two fires? Yeah. On the third floor? Yes. Four days apart?

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Think ahead. Get a lease a unit that has one of those laundry shoots. You just meet them, meet them down in the laundry. Yep. If you just put a run a length of PVZ pipe down the outside of the building with a sort of a, make it kind of j-shaped so that instead of just making them smack the ground, they kind of go down and then launch up a little. Yeah.

Here's the thing about snakes. They are one of the most fumpable animals on God's Great Earth. That's true. Outside of a ferret? Can't go past a snake for fumpability. Hey, this took place in America. Let's see what else is happening in America. In a segment, we like to call America Watch. America. This comes to us from W-H-O in Iowa. Who?

Who's that come from? Don't. We like to have fun here. Sometimes, a Des Moines man accused of shooting at car while driving on I-80. Where's the proof, you know? A Des Moines man has been accused of shooting at a vehicle while driving on I-80. Where's the proof? You know? A Des Moines man has been accused of shooting at a vehicle while driving on I-80 Thursday evening.

According to court records at around 745 p.m. Westcom dispatch received a report for a victim claiming that a white car driven by a bald man in a turquoise shirt shot a gun at him. That could be anyone. Very, very, um, vice city. Yeah. It's not green. It's not blue. Comes in a beautiful turquoise shirt. Yeah. Tell by the shine. Pure silk. They claimed that the man shot at him while they were travelling westbound on I-80 near Warkey. The victim also reported the suspect was yelling at him while pointing the gun directly at him. That's what the guns for, brother?

Yeah, the gun does the yelling for you. You just make a fist and the gun does the yelling for you. You got a drive by by pit bull. You got a drive by by by Pitbull. Dale himself! Also, what's the crime? If you shoot a car, does it bleed? Yes. Does a car have feelings? Maybe, maybe it only counts if you've named your car.

Yeah. Also, like, I-80's like the interstate, right? So that speed limit is like a hundred and ten kays an hour. A guy yelling at you, like from window to window while you're going that fast? Yeah. Crazy. You're going so fast. I'm not getting what you're saying, you're... What?

Wind your window down. Yeah. Whom-who? W-W-W-Ow-W-What? What? Do you? Windy down so I could yell at you before I shoot you? A Dallas County Sheriff's Deputy pulled over a vehicle that matched the description of

the suspect's car a short time after the report at the 88 mile marker westbound exit ramp. According to a criminal complaint, the deputy saw a handgun with a silencer on the passenger floorboard and spent shell casing in the passenger seat. Well, okay, first of all, circumstantial, circumstential, circumstential, circumstant, circumstant, circumstant, circumstant, circumstant, circumstant, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the the th, the the the the the thboard and a spent shell casing in the passenger seat. Well, okay, first of all, circumstantial. Yes. That spent shell. He might have just had the silenced gun in the car and then as he was going over a bridge, he saw like a crow on the side of the bridge and then he shot at it out of his passenger side window. And that's where the- It's a bad omen not to shoot a crow if you do have a silence pistol It's kind of like the opposite of an albatross. Yeah, you see a crow you have to kill the crow Maybe you saw a spider in the other guy's car. Yeah, and he was trying to watch out there's a sparry spider in there. Yeah, it was the silencer on because if he does have to take matters into his own

hand to deal with the spider, he doesn't want to scare this man. Yeah, true. You get a fright. Ooh, a gunshot. Yeah, I'm not an arsoal. I'm waving the gun to that. I'm not unreasonable. I'm not unreasonable. I am definitely of the mind that this guy is like a, this guy's a time assassin. Oh, this is, this man is a contract killer working through a timeline that is not our own, 100% like this guy just, you know, he thinks he's an innocent guy, drive along I-80. He doesn't know what he's going to do in 30 years time. Yeah. You are going to invent Skynet. You're inventing Skynet. I have to. I don't want to kill you, but I'm going to have to have to. I can't trust that you won't do it.

What if me telling you not to do it gives you the idea to do it? Yes. I'm going to have to kill you. And now... And now... Agent 47, tureuro. with the locals. It's giving him a disguise radius of plus five. Putting on my Des Moines. Okay, my silenced golden 45 out. Like, what do you reckon's gonna happen now that he's failed? Or do you reckon this guy's just got a cavalcade of time assassins coming at him like every day of his life and he just doesn't even realize they're like blundering around him. People hate this car.

People really don't like my car. He has to be lucky all the time. A cavalcade of Agent 47 sent through time. Yeah. They only have to be lucky once. That's right. And they can just keep coming back to the same spot. There were probably like 20 white cars, 20 bald guys, 20 turquoise shirts, 20 silence pistols around them on the high line that point.

All of these time lines diverging, although not really that far because he keeps busy. Yeah. In fairness, it could be like a one way kind of thing. You know, it could be like a terminator kind of time travel where you only get to go through the one way you don't get to come to come to come to come to come to come to come back back back back back to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to come to go through the one way, you don't get to come back. Yeah, unless you like wait. How long we wait? I mean, like, just until you get back to where you were before, that's sort of the best form of two-way time travel is you just going. Yeah. And they have another crack at it into the future, yeah.

Yeah. In 30 years time ago, I need to get back into the the the the the time the time time time time the time time time time time time the time the time to time time time time time time time to to to to to to to to time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time time to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to get to where to where to where to where to where to where to where to where to to where to to to to to to to to to to to get back. is time ago I need to get back into the time machine but you're just getting into the time machine now. No, that one's not going to work. And then going again. You got to tell your younger self, don't worry I'll handle this one. And then this guy, drive along I-80, a 30-year-old version of the guy that tried to kill him before and tries to kill him again. I'm just kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind kind the their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their time. I time. I time. I time. I'm time. I'm time. I time. I'm time. I'm time. I'm tie. I'm tie. I'm tie. I their their their their their the guy that tried to kill him before tries to kill him again. I'm just kind of assuming that somewhere in the future they've got a big cue of bold guys in turquoise shirts just kind of waiting and when each one goes through. Yeah when each when each one goes through. We're talking to a prestige time assist assassin. Yeah, they got a big cue of them their attempt succeeded them whatever the problem was they were they were they were they were they were they were they were they were trying trying they were trying. their try. their their try. try. their their their their their to. their their their tod. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. tod. tod. toda. today. So so so so so so so some. today. Somea. Somea. today. today. today. today. today. today. today. tod the attempt succeeded, then whatever the problem was they were trying to deal with would just like sort itself out in their present day, and they could stop, but seeing as the problem doesn't get solved, they're like, get in there, Pitbull Prestige Time assassin number 256.

Would you like to hear some, some suburb names from Des Moines? Des Moines? You've heard a say Des Moines? Grimes. Camp Dodge. Sailorville, Van Meter. Coming. Bloomfield slash, Allen. Well, comefield slash Allen, Clive.

Pick one. Pick one. Yeah, anyway, I like to look up the places. You do. You like to get the meson place. I do. Yeah. that the shots fired hit a FedEx truck that was in front of the victim's car. No injuries were reported. Robert James Dineen has been charged with attempted murder and reckless use of a firearm with property damage in connection to the shooting. He's currently being held at Dallas County

Jail on $25,000 cash only bond. Taking him down, putting him into the county jail with all those the tucoys shirts. Ah, uh... You too, huh? How fucking are all these guys? Are these related? Are these related incidents? The Dallas County Jail is absolutely full to the brim with Pit Bull Prestige Time Assassins. Are you tired of paying nothing for the same old superior quality free episodes of the Buntavista podcast? Do you want less politics and more content about diarrhea, or animals gone wild? You're tired of skipping through those hours upon hours of paid product placement for

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because that's not my job. But you'll be enjoying the sweet satisfaction of supporting us and we will love you romantically for it. That's my promise to you. Hey, if you ordered a package off FedEx and you found a bullet inside the thing that you would bought, you would maybe make the next the next the next the the the the the the to make the to make to make the to make the thing that you would bought, you would maybe want to make some sort of customer complaint, which would mean you might have to deal with a call center. It's time for call center watch.

This comes to us from the South China Morning Post. In Japan, Softbank's a motion-cancelling AI filter aims to us from the South China Morning Post. In Japan, Softbank's emotion cancelling AI filter aims to protect workers from angry customers. I'd love to have my emotions cancelled. Oh. No, not really. Actually, I think it's probably fine to feel them, now that I say that out loud.

Yeah, it's probably like the rich tapestry of the human experience. It's actually a really good documentary about this. It's also got some very cool gun moves that I think you might like. The Japanese tech giant softbank corp is easing the worsening problem of quote, customer harassment with the development of voice-altering phone technology that employs AI to make even the most irate callers sound serene.

Oh, that's so awesome. Getting on the phone and it's a voice saying, I'm going to cut your heart out of your chest. I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill you. I'm going to kill you. Listen up, fucker. I know where you live. Tick-Tock voice. I am going to cut you in half with a sword. That's beautiful. According to the Tokyo-based company, the aim is to reduce soaring stress levels among call center operators who are having to deal with sharp increases in unhappy customers losing their temper. Why are the customers more I rate?

Why do you think that's not the problem we're trying to solve. Why? Did you guys see the one that was going around like last week or the week before? This was another like call center thing where they were using like AI to detect when call center workers were stressed or depressed and it would show them photos of like their loved ones? Yeah. I don't know how much to believe this is like much more than a thought bubble or what have you, but people shouldn't be having those thought bubbles. Keep them in your skull where they can turn into a stroke.

Maybe like pay them more, don't have them work like the worst job of the world or make them do it in very short bursts. Fix your customer problems. Yeah, like the people the people the people the people the people the people the people the people the people the people the people the people. the people the the the their their their th. their th. I th. thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thoooes. thoes thoesomea thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes thoes thoes thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. thoes. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, th. I thi. It's. I th. It's. It's. I th. I's. I'm. I'm. I'm. It's. I'm. I'm. It's. th. I'm. I'm. th. th. th. your customer problems. Yeah, make like the thing that you make and sell, not shit. Yeah. So the people aren't like mad all the time because everyone's getting ripped off all the time. Everything sucks and nothing works. Like, why would, there's just a lack of curiosity here as to why the like customer angry line is going up? Yeah. Well, the thing is that you could, well, like, you're still spending money on doing

this. Spending money on, like, implementing this AI system to do a thing. Uh, hey, I'm just paying money for band-aids over here. Like, yeah. We've, some friends of us are coming to see us from Tasmania soon, and we were just talking about how, yeah, like the airline experience constantly getting demonstrably worse and never costing any less. And they were noting about like changing your seat, where, not even changing your seat, just a seat and they go that'll be Like 20 bucks or whatever to do that you should be just a that's just part of the thing you go

Okay, but like you do it on the website, like the website comes up and it's like picking a seat for yourself with the movies you just go beep and then you say click and so like? Absolutely no labor has been expended by the the the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th th th th th th th th th th thi thi thi the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the the the they'll the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the yourself with the movies. You just go beep and then you say click. And so like absolutely no labor has been expended by the airline to do this for you. You are doing the work and then they go, hey, that'll cost you $20 for you to do that bit of work for us. There's an interesting thing on um on Jenny Nicholson's latest video. She did a big, big expert. She went and saw the Star Wars Hotel, you know, the Star Wars experience and that sort of thing. But she's talking to... That four hour video, everyone's been talking about. With a four hour video, but she's talking about Swift airline in America and how

the baseline when you go in, you to book a ticket, it's the cheapest. But then you start adding on baggage and you know not having a seat that sucks and so on so and you end up the same price. Yeah, but so you're effectively getting to be 20 bucks. Hey, there's going to be 40 bucks. Hey, you know, and you end up with the same price anyway. You just feel like you've been nickeled and dimed the whole time. But that's what we got to do now. Yeah. We just got to kind of like, everything's a value ad.

Everything's fucking plus a taskancelling system. one cause for why that is. Uh-uh. Soft Bank engineers have been working on the quote a motion cancelling system for three years after one employee, Toshyuki Nakatani saw a television program about the verbal assaults that many staff had to put up with. For no reason, for some unidentified reason. So this guy works there, and he learned about how call center employees are treated by watching something on TV not from like like from people saying hey this is what happens here where you also work yeah hey that company sounds like shit but I've got an idea quote we developed a motion cancelling in response to the social issue of customer harassment

of call center staff and to protect them, Nakatani to to tell her this week in Asia. The technology is a two-step process according to Nakatani. It starts by using AI voice processing technology to identify a caller who is angry and then extracts the key features of his or her comments. The second step is to incorporate the acoustic features of a non-threatening voice voice to produce a natural and calm tone of voice, necktotally added. The AI was required to recognize more than 10,000 items of voice data with 10 male and female actors hired to deliver over 100 common phrases with various emotions.

I'm going to kill you! I'm going to kill you! I'm gonna kill you! Open your mail with gloves for the following week. The technology does not change the callers words, but the intonation that the words are delivered with is dramatically toned down. The caller does not hear his or her words after they have been altered. A high-pitched female voice, for example, automatically becomes lower in tone to be less resonant.

No. Yeah. A booming male voice on the other hand, which could sound intimidating, is raised in pitch to sound softer. I'm going to kill you. They're force femming the greatness. They're force fuming the angry guys. Maybe they should play it back to them. Maybe they'll be like, oh.

Is that what I could sound like? Is that me? Is that actually me? that that that that that that that that that that that that that that the the that the the the the the the the the th the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. thoom thoom thoom thoom thoom. thoom thoom thoom thooming, thooming, thooming, thooming, thooming, thi. thi. thi. thi. thoom. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho thi they'd be like, oh, is that what I sound like? Is that what I could sound like? Is that actually me? That sounds more like me than I've ever sounded. The developers had ensured that not every element of anger was eradicated entirely, the company said, so that phone operators could understand the situation they were facing and respond appropriately. So you could like tell if like someone is genuinely going to assassinate you. They left a little bit of the anger in there. This is a nightmare. Yeah.

This is genuinely making me feel more insane than I was before. It's not good, hey. The 1.8 million member UA Zen Union, the largest industrial union in Japan, published the results of a survey on customer harassment on June 7th that showed 46.8% of service industry workers had experienced it in the past two years, was some so traumatized by the experience they required counseling. The Tokyo Metropolitan Government has announced to do as planning a local ordinance designed to stop customer harassment, banning abusive and unreasonable demands that harm workplace environments.

The drawback is that the ordinance will have no punishments. Hmm. Hmm. Okay. So, sort of just like an academic ordinance. Yeah. So you know you're doing something wrong. Yeah.

So, the little Dennis Nedry pops up on your computer. Uh, uh, doing something wrong. Yeah. I guess. Yeah. The little Dennis Nedry pops up on your computer. Uh-uh. Hey. Uh-uh. Stop that. If you put in a cheat code, he takes off his clothes and shows you his butthole.

Roy Lark, said your lecture in marketing at the University of Waikato in New Zealand and an expert on retailing in consumer behavior in Japan, Amitze has been, quote, shocked at recent reports of employees being harangued by customers. Quote, I'm dubious as to just how widespread a covenant is, but any change from the rather docile, polite demands of traditional Japanese consumers is something of a major change, she said. Quote, consumers have always been highly demanding in terms of product quality and presentation, and very polite, attentive customer service was largely taken for granted across all of Japanese retailing and its hospitality industry, he said.

I've seen some trace this back to historically over-growded living conditions, even among them wealthy and the need to fit in so as to maintain social order. With such high standards of service, the assumption had always been that it that it that it that it that it that it that it that it that it that it would be that it would be thed, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, and very the, thi-a thi-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-aulite, very thi-aulite, and very thii-auli-ai-aii thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, very very thi, very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii thi thi in so as to maintain social order. With such high standards of service, the assumption had always been that it would be reciprocated by the customer, Lark said. Ask why Japan might be witnessing this problem emerging now, Lark said he could only speculate as to a number of reasons, including the high stress levels caused by inflation, and a certain amount of tauper, particularly among younger Japanese who too often feel some hopelessness about their futures. So we've sort of... You think about the Gaijin in there? No mention of the Gaijin

and their ways. I think we might be in a little bit of like the kids of Akira situation. Like you know, they don't have a future. They've just turned into like roving motorbike gangs. Yeah, one of them has psychic powers that will... One of them has psychic powers because it's... tear them all apart. It's because it was something to do with... Some kids or something? Yeah. How does he get the powers?

Why does he have the powers? Is it because of his meeting with the child? Does the child in the hover chair? The child in the hover, if you know, how... I've watched that movie like 20 times. Great vibes movie. Yeah. Well, is he, is he like the reincarnation of Lord Akira?

Akira? Is Akira communicating with it? Why have I never asked this question? Well I remember we both got out of seeing Akira in 4k in the cinema. Wonderful, perfect experience and we looked at each other and went, well I knew what happened just then, how about you? How about you explain what you think happened? What do you think? Yeah. I feel very stupid right now. And the answer is it doesn't matter. It doesn't happen? What a wonderful movie?

Yeah, what a soundtrack? What a soundtrack? What a soundtrack? They mixed in Surround Cinemas? That's good. It's beautiful. That's good. That's beautiful.

That's a four-k. Akira released in 4k surround sound at Malchavat cinemas. That's right. Several years ago, that we did. Pre-Covid, I believe. Lark said, it might be time for Japanese consumers to require less formality and reduce their expectations. Get use to the shit. Just get used to everything sucking and no one knowing what they're doing or caring because

they're not paid enough to know all care. Now I can hear that you're angry, or actually you sound quite relaxed to me, so I don't really see what the big deal is. But your words say that you're angry right now, have you thought that maybe you're angry right now? Have you thought that maybe you're that that maybe that maybe that maybe that maybe that maybe that maybe that maybe that maybe thatthought that maybe it's your attitude. Have you thought that maybe you're a little bit entitled? You know? You thought that this would work and that it would do the thing that you've paid for? So maybe I could adjust that a little if you can. Softbank's system only works in Japanese at present, but the company said it is considering

developing versions in other languages for markets that require it. Initial system should be available from April of next year, although no price. What if the callers adapt to their voices? What might that sound like? What if they try and figure out how to get through the filter? Like they find the perfect level of vitriol that's not picked up by the AI filter. Using their secret Benjessorate voice techniques to find the exact level of just loathing. Oh, they bust out of Benjessorate freak?

Yeah, they all become Benny Jesser and Freaks. What if someone was so disappointed with how you were as a customer service agent at a call center that they found out where you lived and tracked you down to your house? You might pick that up on your doorbell camera. It's time for doorbell camera watch. It just gave me a great idea for an invention, the doorbell camera watch. Is it just a watch that shows you constantly the feed from your doorbell camera? Yeah, maybe, but I kind of like the idea of it giving me a feed from the watch. Pointing my wrist at stuff and then going, oh I can see it.

Man, you know how like the great American pastime now is like two people, two crazy people having an argument at like a shop or whatever, and they both think the other one is the one that seems crazy and they're filming each other? Yeah. They've always got their phones out being like, well, this is on Facebook Live and the other person's like, oh good, I'm good, good, I'm glad it's on Facebook Live. Because this is going on Instagram live. Well, I'm filming you. Well, good, because you're also being filmed. What if for that sort of like, the tha, tha, the, th, th, the, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, the, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi., thi., thiiiiii., thiii., thi., thi. This is thi. This for that sort of like crazy person we invented

like a just sort of consumer level body camera for them to just be like uh oh I saw a guy wearing a mask and then called him a pussy and then now I'm having an argument I'm slapping on my body camera immediately start streaming to Facebook Live. That way their hands have been free so they could gesticulate with both. I think that would be a great idea and we could make a lot of money. Copyright, Buntavista. Million Dollar idea, Buntavista. This is from WKRG in Alabama. Neighbors React after ring doorbell footage shows man throwing wrench. Sorry, just to run a back real back, back real fast.

WKRG is the Craig. The Craig. The Craig. The Craig. The Craig. A shocking ring doorbell video released by the Mobile Police Department shows a man throwing a wrench into a home and then running away. All right. Got him. All context aside. Yes. And that's the way we like to do it on this show.

Yeah. God made the wrench is the most perfectly throwable and swingable object. It's so good. Just a little bit weighted towards the head in a really nice, satisfying way. Yeah, all things got a good hand feel. Incredible. To throw a wrench per chance to dream. Mm-hmm. MPD is now asking for the public's help to identify the man. However, this video has caused some concern for those who live in the neighborhood.

It could happen to us. It could happen to us. It could happen to us. Could happen to anyone. You think your daughter's safe on the streets? What makes you think the next wrench thrown won't be through your window into your home? Is Biden doing anything about that? I don't see him doing anything about that. And neither do you.

It could be your door with a tiny but significant dent in it. Milton Morrow runs the Crestview Neighborhood Watch Committee and said that when he learned about the video a week ago, the committee increased neighborhood patrol. So good, bunch of paranoid vigilante psychos armed, probably. Yeah. See, neighborhood watch is not, it should not be a patrolling. paranoid vigilante psychos armed probably. Patrolling, yeah. See, neighborhood watch is not, it should not be a patrolling element. Right? Should be a WhatsApp group. Yeah. Paranoidly kind of sending texts to each other.

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Milton told News 5 that the only crime in the neighborhood has seen since he's lived there was juveniles acting out of rebellion, but when he saw the ring doorbell footage showing an older man throwing the wrench, he was shocked. The crimes you see these days, it's hard to even take their measure. Senior citizens throwing tools. Quote, let's just say this. We are out 24 hours. You never know when we are out, Morrow said. Okay.

Okay, well, no. We know when you're out. It's always. You just said that. The first half of that sentence is saying when you'll out, it's always. It's always. You just said that. The first half of that sentence is saying when you'll be out. Yeah, you're kind of leaving the door open for you not to be out for a little while. You should say we're out 20 hours the day, but I won't tell you which 20 hours. Yeah. So we might know which day, which hours we go in. It's like the pod-icon. They might be watching you at all times, but you can't see them to know when they are watching you. It's not a two-way opticon. No,

it's an unopticon. MPD said the man in the video left a wooden mug sitting on the front porch before he ran away. The mug reads, Respect all, fear none. Quote, we're not sure if that was a message to the homeowner or why he would leave this after the incident, Mobile Police Public Information Officer Blake Brown said. That's because he forgot it. I don't think it's a message. Respect all fear done. He dropped it because he's got a Marjong game to get to. This is a message of unity. If it is a message, that's a message of peace.

The incident in the release video occurred a week ago, but one week prior to that, another tool was thrown at the house. Okay, so, so, so, so what, so, so, so, the the the the thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, thi's thi, tho, tho, the tho, tho, the tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thoomb, thoomb, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. thi. thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's theeeeeeeeean, thean, thean, thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. thean. thethat, another tool was thrown at the house. Okay, so what kind tool are we talking? Uh, MPD said the first incident involved a tire iron. God, great things to throw. Yeah, this guy knows how to pick him. He's not thrown set squares. He's picking stuff the first to to hurt if it wax you. At the time the family did not have a camera installed at their home, but MPD told News

5 that Ty Iron was thrown at a window to a room where a child was asleep. That part's not great. It's not that ideal. A neighbor's just a few doors down tell News 5 that they are shocked and confused. It just sort of blows my mind because I've talked to quite a few people in this neighborhood and have never run into anybody that was that crazy or that I felt any fear from, one neighbor said. Well, fear none, just as long as you're respecting all. Just as long as you respect all, yeah.

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Or on my door to collection?. Is? Afterwards? Oh, did they get a free wrench? Or did they get a free wrench? Because on the balance, it seems like you're getting a free wrench. Yeah. And nothing bad happened to you? Oh, you probably have to repaint that video door, maybe I guess. Getting a free wrench, but then finding out that it costs more to repair your door, that would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would would that would that would that would that would door, that would feel maybe like a scam. It's time for scam watch. Warning, warning, someone has successfully or unsuccessfully attempted a scan and must be

judged. This is Saumwatch. This comes to us from KPNX in Arizona. You know what it is. Yeah, we've done this one enough times. Phoenix woman arrested for allegedly running dental practice without a license. What's the crime? What's the crime? I think it's practicing dentistry without a license. A Phoenix woman was arrested this week for allegedly running a dental practice and treating patients without a license record show. Geraldine Goez, 32, is facing criminal charges after police officers allegedly found human teeth in her garbage. Huh. And you straight away, you went to that. You went to that. You said,

she's doing something illegal, she's doing something wrong. What kind of society do we live in, that this is what we assume of people, see a few teeth in their garbage. You call the cops. You call the cops. Hey, go through that lady's garbage, because when I was going through my neighbor's garbage as I do every night, I found some teeth. You're sick to me. And you know what, if you do find their garbage as you do every night, why not bring it up with them? Why don't have a conversation? Hey, sorry to bother you. I know you're on your

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about like places in the states where there is no regulation around particular stuff like this, right? Like dentistry? Well, yeah, I'd seen a bunch of videos about how like you didn't need any qualifications I think in Atlanta, it seemed like a bunch of thi... it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it was, it was, it was, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, a th, a th, a thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, like, like, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, um, dentistry? Well, yeah, I'd seen a bunch of videos about how like you didn't need any qualifications, I think, in Atlanta, it seemed like a bunch of the videos were coming from, um, to do veneers on people. And so, and so it's like videos that people are putting up promoting their business, come and get your veneers done. And they're like, it's just carpentry. Well, when you break it down. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th, th, the, th, the, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Like, th. Like,eneers done. Yeah. And they're like...

It's just carpentry. Well, when you break it down. Yes. You know how, you know how like the dentists have like the lights that they use to, um, when they're using like the gluey sort of the cement sort of stuff? Like the UV light that like thethat that stuff and solidifies it and everything. And they're just like using that stuff. The person that they're using it on like has no glasses on or barrier from the thing and they keep going, oh wow, my eyes. Oh, oh, oh. And this is like the promo video of this person sort of blinking a whole bunch of times like

after getting zapped with this thing. It's the wild west. It's the wild west out there. Imagine how much cheapy a veneer is going to be without the nanny state skimming a little bit off the top for like certification and like, you know, inspections and stuff to make sure you know what you're doing. Court records show the Arizona State Board of Dental Examiners received a complaint alleging Goez was practicing dentistry without a license. The suspect had allegedly been advertising on Instagram dental care out of her home. Yes. There it is. Yeah, low overheads. Working from home. A better, better way of working.

Yeah, you can claim some of that back on tax. Yeah. That's so funny to just be like Instagram story posts like, hey, I'll fix your teeth. I'll do it for cheap. I'm not perfect, but no one is. I'm trying my best. Afraid of dentists, well good news. Finally, a way to get dentistry done without having to go and see a dentist. So I guess it's technically not dentistry. You're getting laymenry done to your teeth. Yeomanry. Journeymanry. Uh, investigators inspected trash from the suspects home on May 22nd and finding several dental tools, empty vials of

Leedocaine and Five Human Teeth records show. So everything that you would need so it sounds like they're not in pain. Yes. They're not suffering anymore. You should just be grateful she was using tools and medicine. Yeah. Police recently searched goes as residents and allegedly found a dental chair, x-ray machine and various dental supplies. Let's run an x-ray machine out of your house. You can't just like buy an x-ray machine, right? Apparently you can.

I mean, you have to be able to, from somewhere. But surely they've got like... But you have to prove that you're... Because they have, they're radioactive, right? Like, you can't just be like a guy off the street and walk into a shop and buy an X-ray machine. No. Well not where we live, but... Well, not here, yeah I guess. I'm sure there's a guy that can get to an X-ray machine. Well, geez, Lou. You get a G-O-EC-990 Elite Mobile C-Harm for $59,000. Yeah, but it pays itself.

Oh, yeah. I mean, after you've been doing a decade of unlicensed dentistry out of your home, forget about it. We all want financial freedom, and that starts with an x-ray machine. What sense is she making of the x-rays? Well, I mean, she's... It's kind of intuitive really. If you see like a crack or something in there or the teeth are weird, you go, oh, I can see the problem. You got weird teeth. Yeah, you know what? I'm just going just gonna sort of go at it with some tools. Lydacane first, ply is second. Got that the wrong way around last time. Let me start off with five x-rays, back to back to back to back to back.

Let's just zap you up real quick. Oh, this is, sorry, I was just trying to Google, can you just buy an x-ray machine. Uh, and the top results of people asking whether you could just get an x-ray for fun, like without a doctor saying that you'd need to get one? Uh, like there's a quora question here. And can you? Well, I mean, the answers are people saying, yeah, probably, like a private clinic might let you sign a waiver to do one. But it just, I never really thought about it. Yeah, someone's asking on no stupid questions, can I get an x-ray of my skeleton just because

I want to see what my skeleton looks like? Yeah. What are they keeping from us? Yeah, like, there's no... The government's... I guess the only argument against it is that you are being exposed to like low-level radiation for no reason? Yes, I guess. Human curiosity. Yeah. And isn't that the most powerful reason? Absolutely. Yeah. I want to see what's in there. Show me my bones. Like I've never seen all of my bones. I've seen x-rays. All of them once. I've seen my skull. Uh, pully. Oh yeah. The suspect is facing charges of fraud and practicing dentistry without a license.

I mean, was she representing herself as a dentist? Like, because surely the person would have tweaked the moment they like rocked up to her house. I think dropped the fraud charge personally. Yeah, it's kind of encapsulated by the second one. Yeah, I think practicing Dentistry without license, fair enough, but you know, she was just offering a service that people wanted clearly. Yeah, you got to charge her with something to make sure that just a formality. Just a formality. Hey, that was definitely an episode of the podcast, Budavista. Thank you very very that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. th. th. th. the the the the the the the the the the the the. the the they. I the. I the. the. they. the. the. the Buda Vista. Thank you very much for joining us. Thanks again to everyone that came to the live show last week. If you didn't, and you would like to see what that looked like, we have a video of it with

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