Boonta Vista - EPISODE 360: Share Your Cubes, Anders

Episode Date: August 25, 2024

Lucy, Theo and Andrew bring you: a mysterious shower of meat, a winning lottery ticket that may or may not belong to someone, illegally confiscated snacks, and some gators that might be astrally travelling. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [e-mail]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Hello, welcome to Bundavista, episode 360. I'm Theo, and if this is your first episode, you may want to check out episode 339, Ratatoui LifeDead, instead, or perhaps the unlocked bonus episode. The Twins and Teens Feaston Blasting Jamboree. I think that one got unlocked just on the basis of its, the Twins and Teens Feasant Blasting Jamboree. I think that one got unlocked just on the basis of its title line. Teens and Twins, Present Precinct. It's a good one. It's a good title. Good episode. Because here, in the present, things are getting a little dark. It's the 39th week since Ben disappeared in darkest Peru.

Without his beacon of moral guidance, the show immediately and notably became a dissent that has continued unchecked until now. Having exhausted the Dutch and English as a cheap source of acceptable parody, our scope widened to encompass all white European colonial powers. One message in the show Planning Discord Channel reads, are the Portuguese white? Another, are the Portuguese silly? We're unmoored like children let loose at a county fair. We no longer cover our mouths when we sneeze. Andrew ate two red velvet cupcakes for breakfast. The earth begins to turn and scorch ahead of our steps

as we survey a moral wasteland extending in every direction. Behind us leers an identical image, giving no indication of how we got here. Our mouths never lose the taste of Ness Cafe. The air smells like duke. Between ourselves without a beautiful Benjamin we pitch ideas moronically. What if we got James Joyce's love letters as recorded as DJ drops by Wigman? Our breath shortened.

Patriot messages flood in. One giving a full racial history in defense of the Portuguese. Another, giving a full racial history opposing the Portuguese. It doesn't matter. We're not going to read them. We need to find some incomprehensible bit about cubes to hyperfixate upon. Do you think Greg Larson would come on the show? Is this ridiculous intro just to cover for the fact that there's an insanely loud fairground playing next door?

With me as always is Andrew ready to tell his most violent personal accident anecdote yet. How are you, Andrew? I'm good. Ready to hear about the time I got bisected? You got straight cut in half? I got exploded, too. Oh, very cool. And you are eating cupcakes for breakfast.

Look, you don't need to put my real stuff on blast on the show. My real personal problems. My goal for this show need to put my real stuff on blast on the show, my real personal problems. My goal for this show is to make the real us and the podcast us inseparable, unlike yourself who got extremely separated, right down the middle. Yes, I was getting myself a coffee, like I said, I got up too late. We were out for a friend's birthday last night, that was at a German-style restaurant, Op-A-German style, and you could get like two-liter beers on the table, yeah. And they'll just keep bringing them out if you ask them. Yeah. And you got to pay for it at the end, that's fine. But importantly, we left first. I did, I'm sure I've I've I've I've I've I've I've I've I've I've I've I've I've I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've throwned I've tho' I've th. I've th. I've thoen. I've thoen. I've the. I've the. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've th. I've the. I've to-a. I've to-a''a'a'erer. to-a'er. toee. toean. theean. thean. theean. the. that's fine. But importantly, we left first.

I did, I'm sure I've told this before, but when we're in Munich at a beer hall, I did see, like, a tiny Spanish woman drink two liters of beer, like, straight up, like, what the fuck is going on over there? How that make you feel? Uh, well, I feel fine. Do you know the time you get all big? You guys are getting too soft liver ture in the background there, right? Is that really what's going on outside your house right now? No, no, that's, that's, uh, that's from, uh, to be kind of swans, to be kind, to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be kind by to be kind by to be kind by to be kind by to be to be to be kind by to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be, to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be kind by, to be kind by, to be kind by to be kind by to be kind by swan, to be kind by swan, to be kind by swan, to be kind by swan, to be kind by swans, to be kind to be kind to be kind by swans, to be kind to be kind by swans, to be kind by swans, to be kind by swans, to be kind by swans, to be kind by swans, yeah. Jesus Christ. There's some music I listen to. Um, also here with me.

Some normal Jews. Also here with me is Lucy, who's put together the most ambitious segment of the show yet. It's Squid Games, crossed with Sarlow. Who worked hard on this one, Lucy. How are you? Hmm. And what would that look like? What would that look like? I just want to point out that Theo's been really sassy this morning. Come on here. Oh, eating cupcakes much. And then I was eating a bagel and he said, all right,

Seinfeld, just like, someone's got to really mean a little bit. Ben, come home. Come home, Ben, we need you more than ever. Paddington Bear your way over back here from darkest Peru. That's not a joke, Ben's in Peru. It's not a joke. Ben's in Peru. It sounds like a joke. That's not a joke by the way Ben's in Peru it's kind of sounds like a joke. Ben's in Peru. It sounds like a joke. Who'd go to Peru for six weeks? Ben, that's who. Leaving his friends all alone. All alone to sadly continue our normal lives. To navigate but the work continues. The Benless world. Yeah. He won't listen to this so it's fine. He probably will. If he does he's got a sickness. He works.. He works the the the the work so the work so the work so the work so the work so the work the work the work the work the work the work the work the work the work the work the work to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th th th th. It's th. It's th. It's to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to th. It th. It th. It th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho th won't listen to this, so it's fine.

He probably will. If he does, he's got his sickness. He works so hard. He does, yeah, that's true. Just like us. Yep. Yeah. I guess we all fester in our own unique ways, don't we?

Yeah, but mine doesn't make me lost any barrier between like home and work life, considering that his job, he shares with his beautiful partner. All his friends are there and he hangs out there. All his friends are there and he spends all of his time there also doing this show as well, which is with the rest of his friends. Yeah, he's lost all the lines between work wife and real wife, hasn't he? Yeah, he's fucked. Not like us, though. We have completely normal mental relationships with our, with our work. Yeah, totally. Our listeners.

Uh-huh. Very few terrifying things happening. Very few things that happen to make us go, uh-oh, that can't be good. It's time for omen's importance. You shall see hail fall from a clear sky and burn his fire upon the ground. You shall see darkness cover Egypt when the sun climbs high to noon. And you shall know that God is God. Bow down to his will.

It's from UPI. Museum exhibit explores mysterious Kentucky Meat Shower of 1876. Okay. I think I know about this one. Oh. Not the museum exhibit though. Wow, disappointing. Getting out there with a plate. I learn a lot of things.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. A Kentucky Museum's new exhibit is dedicated to one of Bath County's most mysterious historical events, the so-called Kentucky Meat Shower. The Bath County... So-called. Yeah, this is funny. So-called, those peasants from the 1800s. The Bath County History Museum exhibit details the March 1876 event, which is said to have occurred when Olympia Springs resident Rebecca Crouch, she should stand up, was outside with her grandson and chunks of red meat rained down

from the sky. Yeah. A preserved piece of what is believed to be the meat that fell from the sky was preserved at Transylvania University, Lexington, Kentucky. Come on. Come on. Transylvania University, Lexington, Kentucky. Yeah, all right. And the school...

My professor Bathory. And the school returned the jar of flesh to Bath County to serve as the centerpiece of the museum exhibit. Yeah, let me... That's some fucking old meat. So, red meat rains down from the sky, you pick a piece of it up, you take it into Transylvania University and then Dr. Acula tells you that there's nothing suspicious about it. Well look if someone's gonna know

about it, or take it to the experts. That's true. They know about meat. This is very normal. I will keep this. Do not worry about it. that's the DNA tests. they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they they know. T they know. T they know. T they know. T. T. T. T. They know. They know. They know. They know. They know. They know. They know. They know. They know. They know. They know. They know. They know know. They know. They know. They know. They know. They know. They know. They know. They they they they they they they they know. They they know. They know. They know. They know. They know. They know. They know. They know. They know. They know. They know. They know. They know. They know. They know. They know. They know. They know. They know. They know. They know. They know. They know. They know. They know. They know. They know. They know. They know. They know. They're. They know. They're they know. They're they're they're they know. They know. They know. They know about. They know about. They know about. They're probably. They probably. They know about. They're probably. They probably. They probably. They know about. They know about. They know about. They're. They know. They know. They know. They're. They're. I will give this. Do not worry about it. DNA tests on the preserved meat have been inconclusive, leading to multiple different theories about the cause of the meaty rain. Not just the cause, right? But also that, yeah, like, also just like, like what the meat is? Because DNA goes bad after a while I assume right? Yeah I think so. It goes off. It's just organic material like everything else. Yeah.

Hey you got that nasty DNA. So you think if we just like left a tin of a tin of like spam or like deviled ham or something? You wouldn't know what it is. I mean you could probably test that now and come up with the same result. Yeah, probably. Yeah. It's definitely meat of some kind, they'd say. Do we know that it's meat? Have we established that much?

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I ate some bad, like, rotting flesh today. Yeah, by the way, my intro was kind of, a kind of, maybe, it doesn't matter. What? Go on. Well, it's been kind of yucky, hasn't it? Yeah. All right. Yeah. It's been a a a a th th th th th th th th th th thi th th that's been a that's been kind of yucky, hasn't it? Yeah. All right.

Yeah. It's been a little bit yucky. What's the problem? What about this is yucky? I'm trying to solve mysteries. I'm not making a value judgment. Is Scooby-doo in the mystery machine yucky to you? Yeah.

They're solving problems, solving problems from 1876. We're solving problems from 1876. So this is from Wikipedia on the Kentucky Meat Shower. Wikipedia. So everyone else is allowed to like look up an old mystery and make a podcast out of it and that's fine and when we do it, it's yucky. So one thing I've, I, how come we've got like my favorite murder? But like not my favorite Peterphilia or something. Right what we're talking about this? Hey there Peterino? My favorite

priest relocation. Ooh got a yucky story for you today. Right, because like murders, this one's gonna make their hair stand up on the back of your neck. Someone getting murdered in cold butt? Bad! Bad! Bad! All right, okay, all right. I'm just glad we've got some moral lines laid down. Oh, I've said, I've said to my wife in the privacy of our own home, that I think

that true crime stuff is a moral sickness in our society. It is the, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, that, that, that, that, that's that, the, that, that, that, that's that's that's that's that's that's that someone, that someone, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's, that's, that's, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the so the-s that, that, that, that someone that someone that someone that someone that someone that someone that someone that someone that someone, someone, someone, someone, someone that I think that true crime stuff is a moral sickness. Oh it's horrible. Oh, it is the kind of like, you know, the worst freaks on the on Twitter and the broader internet point to you know the the latter days of the Roman Empire where you know I don't know whatever they didn't like was going on and cause the downfall or whatever. But this sort of like if you believed in thatthat sort of stuff, it's that feel of going like, all right, well someone got killed, but you know, it's time to make $10 million talking about. What if we got a little entertainment out of it?

I'm assuming it makes all the people. That's fine, it makes sense, but making it is perverted. No, I think consuming it too, too. I too consuming it too. At least the people making it are getting paid. I just can't make a value judgment. I've watched so many series of criminal minds. One of the most sickening, most perverted shows that's been on like network television. Yeah, it's from it is disgusting. It's also fictional. Yeah, but the fucked up, you know, people, that is what people th people th people th people th peoplethe, the fictionalization and like the, then the, the elevated kind of state of the people that solve those crimes as well, like CSI and that sort of shit, to be like, oh,

they're actually using that technology. They're not using shit to solve shit. Yeah, absolutely. No, Elnor and I were talking the the the the the the the the the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other the other That's not really a thing. It's untested. Yeah, absolutely. No, Elder and I were talking the other night about, like, about how when you have kids and your kids are getting older, that it's like, we're kind of reaching this point where it's like, how much longer do I want to pretend with my kids that like, are trustworthy or anything? Like we already... Or do anything?

Yeah, yeah, like, you know, I was saying it, I think it's genuinely difficult to sort of raise kids if your attitude like mine is, like not every adult is trustworthy and you shouldn't be. Like, I'm not trying to raise those kids who are like, you can't tell me what to do, if you tou touch me, I'm going to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to do to do, I'm going to do to do to do to do to do to do. I'm going to do to do to do. I'm to do. to do. to do to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do to do a to do a to do a to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to do. to. to. to to. to to to to to toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. too. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe. toe not trying to raise those kids who are like you can't tell me what to do if you touch me I'm going to sue you kind of thing to people but also it's like you you shouldn't do everything that every fucking adult tells you because they're an adult absolutely not. Yeah most adults that's crazy that's how people get abused you know and um and yeah and yeah like we were talking about th. th. th. that like that like that like that like that like that like that like that like that like that like that like that like that like that like that like that like that like that like that like that like that like that like that like that like that like that like that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. th. that's th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the they. they. they the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi tho. I thi thi thi we were talking about something and I was saying to Elna like, something that like, reading enough real news, not like true crime shit, I guess, reading enough real news, I have just internalized at this point that I genuinely believe that there are like a mind-numbing quantity of just murders that go unreported and unremarked upon because someone didn't want something to like get out, get in the news.

How many of those stories do we see now that are like, you know, if there's like a cop in Baltimore who's going to testify against some other cops and they find him in the front seat of his car with a bullet wound in the back of his head and they go, suicide, it's a real shame about that. Like how many of those are they? 26 stab wounds in the front and back. The fucking guy that did a-Jipped it fell. Josh Shapiro, who was in the running to be one of the picks for Kamala Harris's vice president and people were like, well, the there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, the th is this one issue that might potentially be a problem for him and that that's when he was like governor or DA or prosecutor or whatever of the state

that he was in. We're so smart. There was this there was this like son of a wealthy donor who came home and and quote unquote found his girlfriend dead and the the cops and family lawyers and stuff have swooped in and they've taken all his devices and mysteriously disappeared them. And this dude, Josh Shapiro, again, at the height of politics enough to be considered for vice presidential pick, was personally involved in changing the status of the case from homicide to suicide, the case from homicide to suicide, the woman died of over 20 stab wounds. Yeah. Oh my god really? You can be front and back. At that level of politics and just be like, oh let's just, hey

you lift up the corner of that rug. I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'm just, my broom. Scoge that one under there. Yeah, and hey, you know the parts in the TV shows where that horrible son faces justice? Yep. That bit's fiction. Yeah, it doesn't happen. Should we learn more about vulture vomit? Yeah, vulture vomit. On March 3rd, 1876, a farmer's wife, Mrs. Crouch, Stand up. Yeah. She should stand up. Very hard to see your crops from down there. Where. Where. Where. Where, where. Where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where that, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, th. th. that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that, where that, was making... Stand up. She should stand up.

Very hard to see your crops from down there. Was making soap on her porch. Average 1876 woman. Beyond behavior. When she reported seeing a piece of meat fall from the sky, she said she was 40 steps from her house when the meat started to slap the ground. Oh, that is ground. That is hard. That is hard.

That is hard. Plap. Mrs. Crouch and her husband believe the event was a sign from God. Fucking peon brain, absolutely. But also, I mean, like, go back like, I don't know, 30 years. Yeah, I probably would too. Like, holy fuck. Get right with the tho-I thoan tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho the phenomenon tho tho tho the phenomenon tho tho tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, that, that, that, th, th, the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, that, th, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that that that that that that that that that thoooooooooooooooooooooooo. that, I probably would too. Like, holy fuck. I don't get right with the Lord. Yeah, I've got to start praying.

The phenomenon was covered by Scientific American, the New York Times and other publications. Most of the pieces of meat were approximately 2 by 2 inches. That's 5 by 5 centimeters. Oh, you're making a stew. Yeah, you got a stew gone. At least one was four by four inches. The meat appeared to be beef, but according to the first report in scientific American, two men who tasted it judged it to be lamb or deer. How much meat do you know about? 1876.

Doing the 1876 Pepsi challenge with this shit. What do we? Just have a taste. Yeah, too. This sky meat is a gamey. Maybe venison. Writing in the sanitarian, Leopold Brandels identified the substance as Nostoc, a type of cyanobacteria. Brandles gave the meat sample to the Newark Scientific Association for further analysis.

Hang on, what is the sanitarian? What is that? Is that a newspaper? Why'd you call it that? Why'd you call it that? Okay, Nostock is like an algae that grows in your soil? Yeah. But if it comes down and people are confused whether or not it's lamb or beef. I feel like it's probably... I feel like it probably looks a bit like lamb or beef.

It's probably not algae. You're probably just fucking taking wild swings here. Leading to a letter from Dr. Alan McClain Hamilton appearing in the medical record and stating the meat had been identified as lung tissue from either a horse or human infant. OK. Let's do a little better at narrowing that down. Yeah, probably, are they similar? The structure of the organ in these thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing thing at narrowing that down. Yeah, probably, are they similar? The structure of the organ in these two cases being almost identical.

Okay, writing that one down? I don't know about that one. This might be some 1876 stuff. The composition of this sample was backed up by further analysis, with two samples of the meat being identified as lung tissue, three as muscle and two as cartilage. And as we found out last week, sometimes horses just explode. Yeah, you're saying it could be a horse like. There's a leading theory, is all I'm saying. It could be a horse that was in a hyperbolic chamber, exploded so hard, went back in

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Yeah. Googling that one there, Andrew? Oh no, not the fictional one. I'm writing the real necronomicon. Writing about the meat rain. Yeah. Locals favoured the explanation that the meat was disgorge himself immediately followed suit. There you go. There you go. Social pukers. They are social pukers. Dr. Lewis, Castanbine presented this theory in the contemporaneous Louisville medical news

as the best explanation of the variety of meat. And we love a variety of things. What a world, what a world to live in in the 1876 where you can all get together and be like, well, pretty certain it was buzzards vomiting, vomiting meat on their own legs. After they sent this, they sent it to scientists, they've like got real scientists on this and then they're like, yeah. I reckon it was probably buzzets because when they see another buzzed vomit, they vomit too. There was they're they're they're their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their, their, their, their, their, th. th. th. th. thoze. thoze. the, the, thozee. th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. thoooooooooooooooooo the. the. the. the. the. the. the. ththere was a real time when when I mean there's probably been a few points in history where we believed that scientifically there was probably only a couple things more to find and then we're done. Yeah, right?

So you figure like when you're nearly done with something at work and you're pretty bored you start working on your on your interests you do your Google 20% like you know personal time and solve that that raining meat problem over in Kentucky. I kind of want to get a whole the theory about buzzard vault yeah the book in the dam was first published was the first published nonfiction work by American author Charles Fort first edition 1919, concerning various types of anomalous phenomena including UFOs. They were talking about UFOs in 1919. Yeah. Sounds great. Real. Strange falls of both organic and

inorganic materials for the sky, odd weather patterns, the possible existence of creatures generally believed to be mythological, disappearances of people and many other phenomena. The book is considered to be the first of the specific topic of anomalistics. That's super cool. Gotta get a bandic copy of that. Check that shit out. I was really surprised when I was reading,

I was reading a little while ago, the non-fiction book that Gangs of New York is based on, and was like, oh yeah, this is all normal to me, actually, I said. But then I looked in the front and it was from like 1926, and I was very surprised by how readable something from 1926 was. Because you know, there's a point where the language tips over into like, this is structured very differently. Yeah. And so, yeah, like, what I'm th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thus, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th th th, th th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi's is thi's is thi. is thii's is thiiiii. is thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi, thi, into like, this is structured very differently. Yeah. And so yeah, like, what I'm saying is, maybe the book of the damned, it's very readable.

Probably, it's about real things, meat showers, things of that nature. Anyway, that's it, that's the Kentucky Meat Shower. And what about the, what about the exhibit? Don't know. There's just, there's a museum, the museum, the museum, the museum, the museum, the museum, the museum, the museum, the museum, the museum, the museum, the museum, the museum, the museum, that's that's that's that's that's that's a that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's the Kentucky meat shower. And what about the what about the exhibit? Don't know. There's just there's a museum exhibit about it. That's it, that's the story. Oh boy, were we to tell you... They got that meat in the jar? Come down and have a look. You reckon they'd let you sniff it. Surely, like just have a sniff.

It's a true bob, right? Can you eat it? Is it preserved? Is it like jerky? You could probably identify what it was. Yeah. There's a, uh, I think there still is an exhibition at the National Museum of like ancient Egypt stuff, you know and we went and checked it out The National of Ake like Australia's Australian National Okay, but you just in general are you know going down to Museum to see Egypt stuff

No, the one in Canber on ancient Egyptian stuff. I didn't realize that they they were doing like Russian nesting dolls with the psychophagus where there's there's like they put like Russian nesting dolls with the sarcophagus where there's like... They put a sarcophagus in the sarcophagus? Yeah, like three of them. There's like they wrap you up and then they put you in like a real tight one and then that one goes inside the sort of the main one and then the main one goes into like a rugged hard shell. Yeah they got all like? Yeah, they got a durable sarcophagus. Yeah, they got all like cool shit painted on the inside of them. Very neat, but there was a little bit of it where it was like smell these smells from ancient Egypt. I prefer not to. Yeah and like something, you know it's

like smell, smell what, mur smells like. And there were a couple of different things and a couple of real stinky ones you know yes I was like I didn't need that smell an ancient Egyptian butt-hole yeah can you believe that some stuff in ancient Egypt was stinky yes I completely believe that I would believe that of any place in the world at any time pretty much you got to think that Cleopatra was like also very stinky you know yeah yeah maybe they'd go maybe go that maybe that I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I th th th th th th th th th th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I th I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like I was like like I would that I would th I was like like like like like I was like like like like I was like like like like like like I was like like like like I was like like I was like I would that I would that I would that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I that I th I th I th I th I would th th I would th th th I would th th I would th I would th th I would th I would th th. the the the the the the the the theeee theeeeeee like the like thee like the like like the the the the the the the time. Pretty much any time. You gotta think that Cleopatra was like also very stinky, you know? Yeah, maybe. Go on. Which parts of her do you think were the most stinky? All right. Come on now. Come on. We don't need Ben. Boy, were we to tell you about an exhibit on the meat shower and then not not give you any specifics of the exhibit itself,

that would be a real crime. It's time for Crime Watch. Please put down your weapon. You're in direct violation. Pull aboard. Hold on. You'll have five seconds. Help me!

Help me! Help me! I'm not all the hand to this! Hey! This comes to us from WKRN in Tennessee. The corn. The corn. Yeah, that's the cool K. We are ready, you know. Gas station clerk stole one million dollar ticket from customer, Tennessee Sheriff says.

Yeah, yoynk. He probably needs it more than you do. Yeah, you works at a gas station. Give him a break, you know. What's the crime? I should have it to see everybody to get to to to to to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the corn the corn. The corn. The corn. The corn. The corn. The corn. The corn. The the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see. Yeah. You work at the gas station. Give him a break, you know. What's the crime? I should have it to see everybody else win. Where's my time to win? Oh shit, yeah.

Does it say your name on it? No. Hmm, where does it say your name on it? Yeah, it's all weird. And I haven't given you the receipt, receipt yet. Yeah. A Tennessee man was surprised to learn that he won one million dollars after a store clerk allegedly stole his lottery ticket. That's the problem. Shouldn't have told him. Yeah. The clerk's won one one million dollars. Yeah.

We should be surprised to hear that a clerk won a million dollars. Yeah. The customer, an Antioch father who did not want to be identified, bought two scratch-off tickets at a shell gas station in Rutherford County on July 13th. Both tickets were winners. One was worth $40, pretty good, while the other was worth $1 million. I'm doing the Dr. Evil Pinky. Thank you. After scratching off the barcodes, authorities said the customer handed the tickets to the store cloak, 23-year-old, meet Patel.

Quote, the victim in this case only scratched off the barcode at the bottom, and that will tell you if it's a winner or not, but it will not tell Nextars WKRN. Get a last name, buddy. Come on. So you can win a million dollars on a scratchy. Yeah, I was just thinking that to myself. I feel like over here, it's like, you get you get your scratchies and the cheap ones. You win in like 500,000 max, right?

There's allegedly a $10,thousand dollar yeah I feel like but those are like we've we've got the the scratchies where it's like you can buy ones for like one or two or five bucks or whatever but there's also like big ones that you pay in like ten or twenty bucks for right yeah and like the fucking you have to scratch a bar code to work out whether you want? Well, you don't. That's just the cheat code. Like you're not even having fun there, right? Where's the little game? Why'd you buy a scratchy? Aren't you matching diamonds on that thing?

Yeah. It's like sitting down on a slot machine and putting your money in and like pressing the button and just closing your eyes and waiting to hear if the song the song the see the spinner. Yeah, that's not what I'm here for. Yeah. That's so fun. He won 40 bucks, be happy. Yeah, you won $40. You want 40 bucks. The scratchy's probably cost your 10, so you're up 30. Uh, scratch off the entire ticket and make sure you keep your eyes on your ticket until it's scanned, says Lieutenant Steve Craig. The Sheriff's Office said Patel returned one of the winning tickets to the customer, along with a $40 prize, show some gratitude. Yeah.

You know? Give you $40. And place the other ticket in the trash. Hey buddy, this one's no good. This one stinks. Just be like, yeah, you want 40 dollars. $40 he wasn't. Sliding the other one into a pocket. I'll just check that one in the bin for you. That and like the advice from the police officer to like not take your eye off the ticket and scratch the... Like it's so parochial. It's like living inside a festival.

Like you've got to keep your eye on the on the guy so he doesn't press the button under the table to make the magnet start and lose you the game or whatever like. It's, look, I have to say, and I don't think this will be a surprise to any long-time listener of this show, I have to say I'm not mad at this guy. He saw a chance to make a better life for himself, you know, it's really natural. He's tired of working at the gas and gulp. Yes. Yeah. You know? Yeah. You got to take it. You got to seize life in both hands. That is so true. Carpay DM. And plus he was like, hey, what if, what if we both got a win here today? Yeah, what if you got $40? And I got a million.

Yeah. I got a little, a little week. Something for you, something for me. You know? What's the problem? What's the problem? That's smooth, though. Like, I think, um, I think...

In the moment? Just having the presence of mine to go, yep, this one's, oh, $40. You lucky duck. Yeah, and the machine says this other one's all fucked up. So I'm going to throw that out for you. It's all fucked up. The machine says that if you try to redeem this one, it's going to skim your credit. the machine that for you. I'll do you a favor. I'll take ahead of that for you. You got a Dukie ticket.

No worries, he also got 40 bucks. Store video obtained by detectives showed Patel later taking the $1 million ticket out of the trash and putting it in his pocket. Genius. Yeah, probably my next move, too. allegedly tried to claim the prize from the Tennessee lottery, but employees were suspicious. Probably racist. Probably.

He couldn't provide certain things to the Lottery Commission such as proper identification or any bank information, Craig said, adding the Patel raised enough red flags for lottery officials to investigate. Okay, all right. You've got to have your paperwork in order when you're running the one million dollar lottery ticket job Yeah, I don't think you can turn up and say I'll have it all in cash. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think they're gonna give you a million dollars in cash. My name? Uh, ticket. Steve Craig. Tennessee Lottery Investigators, Vic Donoho and Greg Hyman. Worked with the Rutherford County Sheriff's Office to get the ticket back to its right for loader. You got multiple lottery investigators?

You got a whole layer of investigators. Greg Hyman, the Tennessee lottery investigator. Do you reckon it's just these two guys for all of Tennessee? I reckon it is. Remember when we had the story, remember when we were, for some reason, reading the stories about like the guys who were fishing, the fishing competitions, Yeah, it was like you had to like prove that you had caught this fish in this region. The sharelunkers, yes. Toyota's sharelunker program.

Yeah, and it was like... There's the hotline. We have a man 24-hour, seven-day-a-week hotline for you to, for you to report your sharelunker catches and also we're gonna investigate you like they've got. This is going to be like this, isn't it, where the fucking Tennessee lottery is better funded with investigators than like the cops, right? Yeah, like the serious cops. I don't think anyone's better funded than the cops in America. No, it's true. Craig and Detective Dennis Ward identified the father after reviewing surveillance video and contacted him with the news.

The customer was initially skeptical about his winnings, but the detectives eventually convinced him to claim his prize. I bet that was actually like the customer going, I don't know, and the cop's going to worry about it. Well, I'll put that ticket in the trash for you. Yeah. You don't want to take this seriously? Fuck you, I've got other things I could be doing right now. Officer Hyman's in...

Officer Hyman's a busy guy. You're gonna fuck with Greg Hyman? It doesn't matter. Quote, he was very thankful, Craig said. The sheriff's office said Patel was arrested and charged with theft of over $250,000. You are going to prison, dude. It's a piece of paper. It hadn't even turned into a million dollars yet.

Yeah, like he never possessed a million dollars. Nobody did. Like getting charged with stealing a receipt. Yes. Theft of paper. Oh it's a crime to take some paper. Yeah. It's a crime to steal the idea of money? Yeah. You know? Unlike money itself, which is real and exists. He tried to steal the money, you wouldn't give it to him. And also the other guy never had it in the first place, so he never lost anything. I don't know what that...

We need to find real jobs for all of these people. Yeah. I'm with meat patel on this one. Let him, let him live. I'm sorry, I don't know if you guys can actually hear my windows vibrating at the moment. No, what's going on? They are being shaken by the base out of the fucking magic carpet ride next door. What?

Oh, you're actually being serious. I'm being serious. I'm visibly, I can see the children's rides out there. Do you want to be out there? You're sitting in here working? That could be me. I was going to say they won't let the the the the the the base the base the base the base the base the base. I the base. I the base the base. I the base the base. I the base the base the base the base the base the base the base the base the base the base the base the base th base the base th base thase the base the base thiase thiase thase tha' base tha' base tha' base tha' base thase the base base the base base base the base the base the base the base the base the base the base the base. I the base. I the base. I the base. I the base. I the base. I the base. I the base. I the base. I the base. I the base the base the the the base the the the base the the that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that the base that there. Do you want to be out there? You're sitting in here working? That could be me. I was going to say they won't let me on the children's ride because I'm too large, but we all know that's not true. Do you tire of paying nothing for the same old superior quality free episodes of the

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You could even message Facebook. We don't really check the Facebook, yeah. 8003175-5, that's the Boltervista hotline. 1,803175, that's the Boulter-Vistor hotline. 1,803175. That's the Bunker Mr Highline. This is really just a submission from a listener but I just like I feel like we haven't heard that song in a while. Just wanted to give the song a spin. Yeah. There's a soulfulness to it. Every now then we should like talk about something that a listener sent in because they do it a lot. We should. We need a little thing

to keep them going but not enough to make them think that they send just any old thing. But I'm kind of loose with the rules. A while Ben's away, you can submit things. I'll consider it. Probably submit them on Instagram where I'll see them because I don't know what's in that email inbox. That's Andrews in the business. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. That's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's. th. th. It's. th. th. th. th. th. th. I's. th. I's th. I's the thi. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's th. I's just. I'll just. I'll just. I'll just. I'll just. I'll just. I'll just. I'll just. I'll just. I'll the the the the the the the the the the the the their. I's their. I's their. I's their. I's. I's. I's just. I's their. I's just. I's just. I'll. I'll. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just the the the th. I'm th. It's just. I'm th. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just the the the Yeah, I'm not allowed to see it, do you? They're gatekeeping it. They don't want any listener submissions, but I do. I'm kind. I'm a kind person. I love gatekeeping. I love gatekeeping. It feels good. So this is from Kelly in the Discord who sent this through to me, and I very much enjoyed it. This is a translated article from a Swedish website that was auto-translated and I, like I'm just going to roll with the auto-translation.

Can you do the voice though? Oh, it's being translated, so. Do you want to read it, Andrew? I want Lucy to do a little Swedish accent? I can't do it. I can't do a Swedish accent. Do you want to take over? By Swedish I mean the Swedish chef. Do thish. Do thish. Do thish. Do thian thian thian thian thian thian thian thian thian thian thian thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. I thi. I'm thi. I'm thi thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm th. I'm thi. I'm thi. I'm thi. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm th. I'm thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thiaa. thiaaa. thiaaaa. thia. thiiaa. thia. thia. thi. thi. th't do a Swedish accent. Do you want to take over? I'm by Swedish, I mean the Swedish chef. We all know what you mean by Swedish. Uh, Eurovision police officers are suspected of theft of four chip bags. Execute them.

Four bags of BIA chips of the taste salt and vinegar have been the subject of an internal investigation by the police. BRA chips? BRA? BRA? B.J. A with like an umlap. Oh, okay. I thought you meant the letter B and then R and then A. Just a brand. Bara chips of the taste salt and vinegar. Okay. The police officers who were responsible for R and then A. Just a brand. Biaire chips of the taste salt and vinegar.

Okay. The police officers who were responsible for checking all the goods that were going into the People's Park during Eurovision are accused of confiscating the chips. Hundreds of visiting police officers were in Malmo in connection with Eurovision Week. They came from other parts of the country but also from our Nordic neighbouring countries. Yeah, some of them the task, the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police the police their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their. their. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. their. So. So. So. So. So. So. So. their. So. So. So. So. So. their. So. their. their. So. their. their. the police. the police. the police. the police. the police. the police. the police. the police. the police. the police. the police. the police. the the the the the their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. I. I. the parts of the country, but also from our Nordic neighbouring countries. Yeah, some of them you can't trust. Yeah, that's right. I won't mention them. The police officers who were responsible for checking all the goods that were going into the people's park during Eurovision are accused of confiscating chips. I already said that one. They took in my chibes. Many of them. I'm a salt and vinegar. Talking.

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Not a big fan of truffle. Bia go goes Italian. Okay, what might that say? What could that mean? Gradville and Locke. I wonder what that is. Fish. Sounds fishy. Sounds like some fucked up fish stuff. Hit barbecue. What could it mean again? Also, this is such a beautiful kind of, it's a look into a people, a society, and someone's gonna yell at me and say, you know, there's real problems with Nordic police or what have you,

but where like, you're not being like continually brutalized by police at a, like at a cultural festival? They are stealing your chips. They're stealing your chips. They're stealing your chips. They're stealing your chips for fucking nothing. Also if you went into a police station here and said, hey, I ran into some cops and they just took like a grocery bag full of snacks that I had? They'd say, no, they didn't. Yeah. And then the police officer will kind of roll up the sleeve on his arm to scratch his enormous new golden son tattoo. Which you probably have over there as well.

Totally. But, you know, for chip bags. Four chip bags. Many of them were stationed at Fokat's Park, where Eurovision Village was housed. There, they devoted themselves, among other things, to security checks of passengers, and to search all the goods that were going into the businesses inside the park. On Monday, May 6, such a check took place on products going into the popular restaurant Far E. Harton. Among other things, about a hundred chip bags of the Biare chips brand manufactured in

Northwest Scania. Please to open your ass all. One of our suppliers came into us and said, Just so you know, four chip bags are missing, the police seized them for no reason, says Ellen Arnquist, co-owner of Faharden. I can think of a pretty obvious reason. Yeah, but you're also gonna want to seize like a couple of cans of carbonated drink or whatever you've got to be like salt and vinegar especially.

Yeah. According to the supplier, the police first wanted to seize a whole box of chips, but settled for four bags after the supplier protested. No reason for the seizure was given. Yeah, start high and negotiate your way down. How many police officers were there just like, you know of interest? Yeah, maybe four? Possibly four? Oh in Swedish Coke Zero is called Cola zero. Really? Yeah. Wow. It's crazy over there. It's kind of like us but kind of like us but kind of weird. Hmm. They look like us when got these like, like sexy like blonde guys with blue eyes.

Yeah. I don't really know that much about the Nord's except what I've learned from midsummer. Hmm, midsummer, the Northmen. The Northmen, yeah. It's mainly a picture and ice hockey for me. They're all freaks. Yeah, I look at Ethan Hawke in the Northman and I go, That's what a Swede looks like. That's a Swede. Look at Nicole Kidman in the Northman, and I say,

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They invited us to make a report. It has led to that a preliminary investigation has been started, which is conducted by the police for special investigations, which is independent from the regular police to avoid jaunting. No, jaunting. Also, I'm starting to understand how this happened. The only way that this could occur, police asking for a report against other police is subtle but well understood, intra-Nordic racism. Hmm. Right? Like the Malmo police, police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police. the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, their, their their their their their their the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, the police, their the police, their their the police, the police, the police, the police, their their the police, their the police, the police, their their their their theirordic racism. Right? Like the Malmo police believe that the police from... what's some... Helsinki, the Helsinki police? They're all the same country. They're disgusting pigs. Yeah, that's right.

I look, I genuinely think like... country. They're disgusting things. Yeah, that's right. I look, I genuinely think like one thing that would never happen here, and I'm sure plenty of people in other countries would have a similar experience, is the police contacting somebody and inviting them to make a report. Yeah, hey, you want to make some more work for me? Like, I know that I have never really been the victim of like any quote unquote real crime or trauma or anything, but even like the shit that I have reported to the police, it's generally like the attitude is more like, you can make a report if you want. Yeah, and then I'll have to go to the office. It'll take me a few hours.

Yeah. It's like you could, yeah, you could do some paperwork if that'll make you feel better about nothing happening. Yeah, it's the vibe. It's wonderful within the, like, our, like, shared society, how universal the picture of Chief Wigum typing on an invisible type rider is.. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's, that's, Chief Wigum typing on an invisible type rider is. Yeah, that's 100%. Like when my sister rings up and says, hey, there is a person having a mental breakdown

on the garage roof across the road from us and screaming at all the neighborhood children. And like, well, you know, come back to us when there's a crime happening. Yeah. There's nothing we could do about that. What do you want us to do about it? Four bags of chips? Four bags of chips.

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The Malmo Police's press spokesperson, Neil snorling, does not want to comment on the matter. We cannot and should not speak when there is an ongoing preliminary investigation, he says. Yeah. No info. This is like the police came and took some chips. Yeah. We're gonna find out. We're gonna put them in a Swedish prison. You know, one of those looks-

Swedish. Yeah. We've got to put them in Montessori prison. We're all going to help make dinner together. Oh yeah. The first you must sort your cubes. First you must sort your cubes. We're not going to have any dessert until all of your cubes are sorted. That's what they're doing in there.

You know what it'd be really like sorting cubes into little boxes? But Anders Breivik? Imagine how, imagine how psychologically damaging it would be Theo. If you got sent to prison, right? And the prison is a normal building, but everything is scaled up by like 50% so you need like a stool to get up to the counter. Oh no, every time you want uppies if you're not asking a guard? Yeah. Oh you need help with that little guy? Yeah. And then a lady teacher comes

and picks you up and puts you up a bitch. What if all the ladies in there were seven feet tall? Oh, yeah, the doors aren't locked. They're all just too heavy for you to push open by yourself. You can't reach the handle. Oh, come I've just got my mouth open waiting for a fish to be put on it. No, no, you haven't sorted your cubes yet. Sought your cubes. You sort your cubes. You sort your cubes. Then I'm dead by feeling.

Anders, share your cubes. Share your cubes. Share your cubes, Anders. Oh, sharing your cubes with the other boys in the big prison. It's only natural to want to do that. It's time for Nature Corner. home to the place I belong who will take a sown nature corner rubber crab stick to my dear This comes for us from WYNK in Florida.

Wink! FWC addresses disembodied alligator carcasses found in canal. Disembodied alligator carcasses. Hmm. I feel like carcasses are the body. Carcass is a body? Is a carcass not disembodied in itself? Is it, yeah.

Surely the, surely the definition of like a carcass is just a dead animal body. Or are they like decapitated? I don't know. We'll find out. You're my own. Carcass, the dead body of an animal. Yeah. Oh, Ben gave us a gross dead body. Oh, Ben gave us a gross carcass story.

That's yucky, Ben. But I guess like, you know, like a dead cow that's hanging up in an abattoir that's like had its skin taken off and its hooves and its head and all of its guts taken out that's still a carcass right? Yeah yeah but is that disembodied or is that just disened skinned and was it decapitated? Yeah also I did watch I did end up seeing that video that video that the crocadol getting bonked with a shovel yeah it. Bonk. And if you haven't seen it, there's a video going around of a crocodile getting bonked with a shovel. It looks like somebody in like some sort of like zoo slash.

It looks like a big enclosure. Yeah. Yeah. And there's all these crocodiles hanging out on the edge of the water and apparently it's this person's job every day to do a lap of the whole thing and like chase them all into the water. They're holding a shovel out in front of them and any alligators that don't immediately skitter into the water just get one whap on the nose. They get a bonk.

They go, ah! Hey! And they see the other ones ran. . The guys were running, yeah, that's why the other ones ran. Yeah. And if you're not in the mood for it that day, you're getting a shovel on the nose, you know. I immediately saw that quote tweeted with like, well, actually, well, all the all of these nerves and sensory things in their face. Yeah, that's how they feel the bonk.

Yeah, so you are actually applotting animal abuse. Actually, I'm gonna put it out there. Almost no species likes being hit in the face with a shovel. No. We should gentle parent those alligators. Come on little fella. Your cubes are in the pond. When you bite someone, it can hurt their feelings. How would it feel if someone bit you? Alligators just grounding itself for the role moment.

Now, the dictionary definition of disembodied is separated from or existing without the body. Like a disembodied ghost. So this doesn't... Only a ghost can be disembodied. This is a paranormal word stupid. You talk about ghost? Wink in Florida, get it together. Florida, Floridian journalists, you are on blast.

Yeah. Disembodied alligator coxes have been found floating in a Fort Myers canal, causing neighbors to become upset about the lack of initiative to prevent this issue. I want more alligators near me. Yeah, I appreciate the, uh, the residents going through the five wys to, like, for these alligator carcasses. They're not just upset about the alligator carcasses, carcacaca, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thu, thu, thu, thu, thucoa, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi, thi, thi, thi, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the, thee, theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, tho, tho, tho,the five Ys to like for these alligator carcasses. They're not just upset about the alligator carcasses which have been disembodied and we still don't know. They're astral projected. What that leaves of them.

But also why did this happen? Why did our foundational, you know, structure of society let us down such that there are disembodied alligator carcasses. In my back yard, in my canal. We're nimbies when it comes to alligator shit, sloting in our stuff. The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission has been called to help investigate the cause and possible culprit of this horrendous crime. Yeah probably good start. Quote, we will know there may be a larger issue and we need to monitor that for any potential

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You can't have it. Quote. Typically when someone harvests an alligator for use. They use components from the tail for meat and the head, said Bradley. Oh, it's not to tel. When we see those pieces removed from an alligator carcass, it often indicates a human harvested it. No shit, you saw a fucking alligator with its head and its tail cut off and you went. I think a human did that. Congrats. Yeah, it's either a human or... And then you put it back?

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Quote, my wife and I went for a little boat cruise on Saturday evening and we saw something floating in the middle of the canal. Huh? Just going for a little boat cruise in our, in our canal? Must be rise. Yeah. Says witness. The sea is going cruise in the canal. Must be nice. Yeah. Says witness, the sea is going to take you when the water levels rise.

Yeah, you're gone. It's all going to be one big canal. Gaggle, gargle, gargle. Says witness, Jason Widener, medium-sized alligator whose head was missing, tail was missing and feet were missing. And the neighbor came and we were talking and said, what are those over there? I went over there and saw two more. According to the FWC, 23 reports for alligator-related violations, including harvesting. Yaks.

Yeah, I'm zooming in, by the way, I'm just zooming in on Fort Myers and I haven't found the Caribbean Canal but I did just by chance zoom in on a hooters. So. All right. Okay. Everything going going good there. Everything gone thoooing than Caribbean canal. Yeah. You know. Yeah. Got good wings. No dismembered all. If you google Caribbean canal Fort Myers. Uh, it's all news stories.embered alligators. Oh, if you Google Caribbean Canal Fort Myers, it's all news stories about them, pulling mutilated alligators out of the water. Yeah. Oh, cool. Not going to be good for property prices.

Hmm. Do people want to get eaten by the alligators? I don't understand. What do you want, Floridians? Wink News contacted Frank Rob or Alligator Rob. Tell me more about alligator Rob. An environmental education, awareness, research, support and services representative. You gotta neaten up that job title, brother. Yeah, come on now. When someone says to you, at the dinner party you're at,

what do you do, alligator Rob? And you say, I am an environmental education, awareness, research, support, and services representative? Do you think anyone you ever say that to will say okay? Or they will immediately follow it up by saying, and what does that mean? I think they probably know alligator Rob. He seems like he'd be a well-known guy around Florida. Yeah. If I was going to a dinner party or something and someone's like, oh and by the way, alligator Rob's coming. I would be like, Jesus Christ. Yeah, if I was going to to tell me. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. Oh, that's. to to to to to to to to to to to the the the dinner that's the dinner that's that's the dinner that's that's that's the dinner that's that's that's to to to to to the that's to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to that's their that's their their their their their their their their their their their their. their. their their. their. their. their. their. their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the their their their their their their their their their and by the way, alligator Rob's coming, I would be like, Jesus Christ. Fuck, why don't you tell me? She would have prepared better. Would prepare to have diarrhea so I don't have to be in the same room.

Every time I'm at a fucking dinner party with alligator Rob. So they contacted alligator Rob about offering a different perspective on the dismemberments. They've completely dropped, disembodied by this point. It was just in the headline and then they've gone into dismembered all the rest of the way through the thing. Also not dismembered, I would say decapitated personally. But they did get dismembered because they chopped on the bits too. I guess feet in the tail. Alright yeah. Dismembered, first definition of a body having had the limbs cut off. Oh is that all? So it is dismembered end to

cap. All right this sucks. Meaning to cut, tear or pull the arms and legs off the body of a dead person or animal. This is yucky. It's a yucky story. Huh. Alligator Rob says, it's the dark side of things with alligators. Sometimes it is poaching and people taking trophies. It's unfortunate.

And this is a fairly protected animal for a reason. Fairly protected? It's relatively protected. Somewhat protect it. Yeah. There are keystone species. There's probably more protection that needs to be happening. Yeah. They're a keystone species. They're very important and are a vital animal to our local environment. Said All Rob, suspiciously wearing like a big alligator tooth necklace. Yeah. All the skin hat. All the thrown. I found the skin for these.

Yeah, I found these. I found these. I found it. The FWC is investigating what happened to the three dead alligators here at the canal. However, representatives have stated the difficulty in catching the suspects associated with the crime. Yeah. I can imagine that. I think at that point you probably need to have somebody just tell you that they did it?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Didn't this is one person? Although it must be like one or a group of people, right? Just trying to get some free alligator meat, presumably. You'd think so. You'd think if you were trying to make some boots or whatever that you'd take the whole thing, right?

You'd think so? Yeah, they're in it for the meat. Don't just chuck it back in the alligator carcass. Yeah, stuff it in your bin and if you don't have a room in your bin and wait until bin day and put it in someone else's bin. It's in your neighbor's bin. Yeah, just late at night. There's room in there, slide it in. If you chopped up the alligator like right after bin night, put it in your freezer. Yes. And then the throwe it in your freezer. the the thi i thi thiii thi thin thi thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thi thi thi thin thi thi thi thi thi thi the the the' the' the' thin thin the. the. It's the. It's th. It's th. It's the the the thin thin thin thin th in th in th in th in thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin thin the is the is the is to to the. It's to to to the. It's to to the. It's to the. It's the. It's the. It's the the ththem out and into the bin, you know, the morning that the bin trucks are coming. And that'll probably do it. Although generally I think the guys who operate the bin truck don't really like when there's a huge solid frozen alligator carcass going directly into the truck.

It's very heavy, it'll make a hell of a noise when it goes in and they will stop to see what the fuck was that you know Yeah Folks, I think that's what we in the business call an episode of the Buente Vista podcast Thank you for listening if it's too yucky, sorry, sorry, me take your ass over to the Murdererino Podcast. You know? Yeah, listen to something about real people who get really killed. Oh, I don't have a stomach for decapitated alligators, you know? Oh, I don't like hearing about Vulture Vomit.

Why don't you go watch the new Marvel movie? You know, why don't you go watch Deadpool versus Wolverine? That's probably yucky too, I don't know. Apparently they might be gay in it. Oh yeah, now we're talking. Wonderful. All right. See you next time everybody. Bye. Bye. you