Boonta Vista - EPISODE 361: I Fucking Love Science

Episode Date: September 2, 2024

Lucy, Theo and Andrew bring you: a ghostly request to prematurely intern a French hound, paying good money to hold a cow, a comedically dangerous sex encounter, and candy from a Gotham City villain.

Hello, and welcome to Bndavista episode 361. I'm Neil Degrass Tyson and I'm glad to be here. Funny story, on the way here, I stopped off at Starbys for a Grande Latte. And the barista, who's probably an art student by the way, asked me how many sugars I want in my coffee. I said, of course, 42,920 grains. And she said something like, okay, but like how many teaspoons of sugar? And I just refused to say it because I'm just a smug cunt. Anyway, I'm so glad to have been invited to speak at the funeral of little Jeremy who got melted by an F-35A jet blast at the Des Moines Air Show.

Just a few corrections before I go on, when his mother spoke earlier and said how she would meet him one day in heaven. It's important to note that that's very unlikely. Most likely outcome is that we all rot in the grave and our deaths have no cosmic significance. And a little fun fact, when his father sobbed and said, "'Hug your children because you never know when it'll be the last time.' Did you know that we never really touch each other when we hug? Our molecules are repelled from one another, and what we as touch is actually that electromagnetic repulsion occurring. I fucking love science. Now you've got me for the rest of the service or a little bit

longer if any women want to visit me in the back of my Tesla S played after the service. So without further ado I'm going to invite our next Neil degrass Tyson Andrew to the plinth. Neil, get on up here. Thank you. Thank you for having me. It's a wonderful service. I greatly enjoyed the finger sandwiches served earlier. I ate a lot of them. I put a lot of them into my briefcase that contains nothing other than finger sandwiches obtained from paid engagements such as this. Oh, when I heard the tale of this poor melted child,

my own child hugged me closer and said, wow, it really makes you think, I love you, daddy. And I said, Ha ha ha, you foolish, fuck. You think that's love you daddy. And I said, Ha ha ha, you foolish fuck. You think that's love you're experiencing? Your brain has simply released a chemical called oxytocin. Yes.

We're fooling you into believing that we have some kind of connection with each other. Yes. I love science. Epic. Love isn't real also. Wow. I'm going to go get into the back of other Neal's Tesla now with him. We'll be waiting if anybody wants to join us back there but I'm going to pass the mic to the third Neil Degrass Tyson at this event. It's Lucy. Oh hello, thank you other Neil Degrass is Tyson. Really good speeches there. I know this little young man's Lucy. Oh, hello. Thank you, other Neil Degrassis Tyson. Really good speeches there.

I know this little young man was a big fan of the Lord of the Rings films. You seen them? Good films, good films. But are we really supposed to believe that a small slice of limbus bread could fill the stomach of a grown man? Yeah. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. And this child really sad. Energy density of like uranium fuel. Which would of course kill you instantly where you do? At no point did they show uranium poisoning happening in either of the hobbits? Of Rivendell? Anywhere.

So it's particularly sad to me that this child to spend his life believing in fantasy, believing in fiction. You know, perhaps he's better off on the other side, which is, as we discussed, rotting in the ground. And plus, I think the eagles could have just taken the ring. Yep. To Mount Doom. They could have.

They could have just flown the ring. The eagles wouldn't have been that big though. No that's true, no no such eagle exists. I would have been regularly sized eagle. I fucking love science. Sorry I have an oxytocin chemical reaction to science. Yes. Ah sorry it's so important to be self-critical. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Science is about you know having a theory and proving-critical. Yes. Yeah. Science is about, you know, having a theory and proving it. Yeah, after my fifth sexual assault allegation, I realized I need to get smarter with this.

It's not about what you know, it's about what you can prove, and that's science. That's what science is. That's the scientific method. It's called a hypothesis, hypothesizing. Oh, Neil de Gras, Tython, Syson's scientific method. Oh no. Oh, boy. You can't prove that. Just in court. What is probability? Let's go through it. Yeah. What is evidence? What can really be known? What can really be known?

Do you think the Bayesian priors support me? Uh... Sexually harassing a grad student? What? I don't think so. You run the numbers? I ran the numbers and I'm an astrophysicist or whatever. How many human beings are there currently alive in the world? And what percentage of them have accused Neil de Gras Tysen of sexual harassment? So small.

So few. So few. So few. You have less chance of being sexually harassed by Neil degrassras Tyson than you do of winning the lottery folks. Yes. You know? We're being struck by lightning. Now if you work with Neil DeGras Tyson those odds change considerably. Yeah yeah those are Bayesian Priors. Oh happy Father's Day everyone. Yeah happy happy, happy father Day to the, the Danny's out there. Yeah.

Or whatever fucking day it is in America, you guys do shit on the wrong day. Yeah, stupid, wrong day. We have probably like, we do it on January the first, idiots. Yeah. Don't know when they do it, we're doing it today. Theo and I were just discussing what we got for Father's Day. Theo got an ear infection. Yeah, and Lateralis.

And I seem to have received conjunctive today. Yeah, we're goopi in the holes. We're goopin' the today. Two different kinds. I'm getting gooped in both my holes. Eyes and ears. You want to do something viral for me? You want to go viral, my kid said, and little did I know.

I actually, I can't blame the children for this. You remember, maybe like, one episode ago we were talking about how good it is to put coffee down in your ears all of the time. Anyway, so you get into the doctor and he's like, so are you putting anything in your ears and I was like, boy am I all the time that should feel great. But yet they just keep getting itchier and itchier. Weird, that's weird. And apparently that gets rid of like all the natural like goup you've got in there and lets in the bad the bad the bad in the bad in the bad in the bad in the bad in the bad in the bad the bad the bad the bad the bad the bad th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to to to th. to to to to to to to to to to so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so. to. t. to. So, so. So, to. So, to. So, to. So, to. So, to. So, to. So, to. So, ty. So, ty. So, th. So, th. So, the. So all the natural like group you've got in there and lets in the bad goop. Well you're also my understanding is that you're also pushing like whatever ear wax is there further down and you compacting it yeah and you can but why do they make them it says on the pack it's like don't put them in your

ears it's like what else what I'd be doing with it? What do you think I bought this whole Pete this whole this the whole this whole this whole this whole this whole this whole this is is is is is is is all this whole this whole this is all this is all this is all this is all this is all this is all this whole this is all this whole this is all this is all this is all this whole this whole this whole this whole this all all all all the whole is all all the whole the whole is a whole is a whole is a whole is I I I's all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all all the whole whole the whole. the whole. the whole. the whole. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the whole. the whole. the whole. the whole. let me get this straight. Q-tips little cotton, what are we what are we call them here? Cotton buds? Cotton buds. You're allegedly meant to use them to clean the outside of your ears. Yeah and keyboards. Well what I'm what I'm suggesting is that the sale and marketing of Q-tips here is akin to like the ads you get on social media that are like, hey, we'll deliver nitrous oxide to your cake decorating business at 2 a.m. Yeah. You know how you're always up decorating cakes at 2 a.

What else could you even use this for? Hey, you know how you need a VPN for banking? Uh-huh. For doing all your banking transactions? I prefer to be doing it with Bitcoin. Yes. But not every Instagram business takes Bitcoin for some reason. I'm going to say, uh...

We know what they're for. I'm going to say generously. Over 60% of the ads I get served on Instagram now are for just somebody selling hallucinogens out of their house. Really? How did you get those? Well, I don't know. I mean, yes, I'm interested in hallucinogens.

Sure, who isn't? But like the ads are just sort of some photos from somebody's camera phone of like a pile of shrum. And then you swipe to the next slide and it'll be like a block of chocolate with a comedic THC or magic mushroom related name you know so you swipe through and there's just some pictures of stuff like that and the text description for the ad just says like DM me yeah I remember I remember I remember when we when apparently that's fine. I remember when we, when like, we attempted to like, yeah, moderate content like, you know,

as a, as a whole to just go like, you know, that's over. We got bored with that. Yeah. We'll finish there. It's all kinds of shit and it's all just AI generated pictures. Yes. You guys getting those uh getting those AI generated Jennifer Aniston profiles? No. There's like arms that's often for some reason. Why Jennifer Aniston? That's very strange. I've seen some Keanu Reeves ones. Oh yeah. I've seen some ones where it's just like a still photo of Keanu Reeves but the mouth has been animated by AI and saying, Hey, hey, it's Kianu Reeves. I am making available a new coin for all my followers.

It's so cool the Amazon to make a photo of Keanu Reeves try to run a scam on you. Yeah. And nobody wants any of this either? Someone's got to be clicking them. Somebody's got to be clicking it. They've got to get Koshi. They're going to get A-I-Koshie?

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Strange choice. Very funny, very funny concept of the cops beating someone up for speaking against the deep state. Yeah. What the fuck did you say about the shadowing second government? It's time to publicly beat you. Yeah, so you know, it's all going well. We're gooped.

We're goofed, we're getting scammed online. You know, it's fantastic stuff. But hey, speaking of serial sexual harasses, like three Neal de Gras Tyson, they can sexual harass three times as much as one Neil Degrass Tyson. Yeah, like a sexual harassment Hydra, if you will. Sexual harassment, vulture. Neil degrass, tysant king.

Yeah, imagine, um, imagine. Alleged, not proven. But yeah, speaking of guys like that, there's also a whole country for all of them. That's right, folks. They're called the French. It's time to see what's going on with the French in French watch. Do you reckon they got rid of the mites? Do you think they got rid of the mites yet? Are you the bed bugs?

Still got that going on? Is it like COVID? Just started to pretend that the bedbug epidemic is over? You just got to get on with your life. Just got to get on with your life. I like to watch lunytunes with the kids, right? I've downloaded many, many years worth of loony tunes., you know. Talking about Pepella Pew over here. Yep, and I was like explaining Peppi Lepu to them the other day. I was like, all right, so we got French guys. Right? Yeah, so there are these people called the French. This whole country of sex offenders.

All country of people who are very forceful in talking to you about the things they'd like to do with you, you know? Have you ever been on a subway in France? If you're a lady, you're going on a different journey, you know? And everyone's a pedophile, even the women. Even the women are out here nabbing the next Prime Minister of France, you know? God. This comes to us from CNN. French actors family refuses to put down pet dog he wanted to be buried with. Yeah, this guy rocks.

It's so funny. I said fucking kill your dog. It's in the will. It's in the will. Last will and to, hey, any last requests? Yes. Yeah. A very specific one. The family of

Elaine Delon who died at the weekend aged 88 has denied the actor's request for his dog to be euthanized and buried alongside him following Outcry in France. Oh boy Dillon an icon of French cinema known for his starring roles in The Leopard and Our Story died on Sunday. Did anybody else catch the, uh, the instant reactions on Twitter how we immediately went from Elaine Dillon has died, icon of French cinema to Elaine Delon, horrifying monster of a man. Oh, I honestly had never heard this man when I put the story in. Sorry for me Philistine. Committed a litany of crimes including in wartime. Yeah. Oh are you serious? Cool. I know Napoleon. I know Amelie. Two French people. These are the main French people I'm aware of. I know Papa Macron. How about Jean Renno? you know that that the thrown. the thrown. thrific the the the their their their their their their their their their their thrific their their thrien. I their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their f. I their f. I their f. I their f. I their f. I their their their thri. I thri. I thri. I thri. I thri. I thri. I thri. I'm thrimemea. I'm thrimea. I'm thrime. I'm. I'm the. I'm. I'm theli. I'm thrime. I'm the their feteenen. I'm their their French people I'm aware of. I know Papa

Macron. How about Jean Renno? You know that guy. Oh the Peterfarm from... No no that's not fair he was portraying a Peterfiner. He was he was portraying the... Must make her younger? How how you're saying? Yeah, apparently, he was in the French army. Oh, these are some French-ass movies. La Samurai. What would that sound like? It's spelled S-A-M-O-U-R-A-R-I. My goodness. The world is so full of beauty that we just have to have our eyes open to see. That's so true.

His future seemed to be heading towards a Korea as a pimp. Hmm. Yeah, from the middle of his Wikifedia article. Go on. The French actor had clearly expressed his wish to have his beloved Belgian shepherd dog, Lubo, buried alongside him when he passed. Let me be clear. You must immediately strike the dog with their hammer.

The dog dies with me. Ideally the dog will die in the same tragic accident. He disclosed the unusual request during an interview with Paris Match magazine in 2018, describing Lubo as his quote, end of life dog, who he quote, loved like a child. Oh, don't say that,. Oh don't say that bro. Don't say that. I've had 50 dogs in my life, but I have a special relationship with this one.

50 dogs. Oh, he literally said 50 dogs. What's the overlap on those life? He's getting them put down as soon as they shit on the floor, right? I have become bored of you. Bang! If I die before him, I'll ask the vet to take all their way to get there. He'll put him to sleep in my arms. In your dead body arms? With my shot, with my shushaw rifle. Are they taking your corpse? Are they taking your corpse to the vet? To the vet? Or is the vet bringing the dog to your corpse? What the logistics here?

I want you to bring him down to the morgue? Yeah. I want you to bring him down to the morgue? Tie him to me and then put him down. Following criticism criticism from animal welfare groups in France. tie him to me and then put him down. Following criticism from animal welfare groups in France, Delon's family confirmed on Tuesday that they would not be granting the actor's controversial dying wish. That's good. Yeah, he doesn't know that this hasn't happened to the dog yet. Yeah.

And as we established in the intro, heaven, not real. Not real. No afterlife. Very real. This guy is boiling in a pit down there. Where is my dog? French Animal Charity, the Brigitte Bardot Foundation, said in a post on X Tuesday that Delon's relatives had confirmed that the dog, quote, as he is home and that his family and will not be eucinized.

Every French man horrid philanderer, a fair master, every French woman, beautiful, generous to animals. Yeah, beautiful, never done anything wrong in her life. Except for that stuff she said before. Delal's children told CNN affiliate BFM TV on Tuesday, Big Fat MTV, I think that is. Big Fat Milf's TV. They told big fat Milf's TV on Tuesday that the dog will continue to reside in their father's dushy residence. I bet it's dto reside in their father's duchy residence. I bet it's duchy. Ah!

Dillon's request had been strongly criticized in recent days. France's main animal protection organization, the Society for the Protection of Animals, had criticized the request, stressing on social media on Monday that quote, the laugh of an animal should not be conditional on that of a human being. Now let me go back to stuffing this goose full of delicious food until his liver explode inside his body. They do do that. They're bad to ducks. Yeah. Yeah. And look, to be really clear, we shouldn't be doing that

to animals. And I really enjoyed it every time I ate it, but I felt a little bad. It's pretty bad. Pate? No, not pate. What's the fucking name for it? The goose lever one? Come on. Not Suveed. It's got another French name. No, somebody, somebody listening to this right now is screaming about this. Fogua. Fougua. Fogua. Isn't foggra a pate? What's the?

Fogua? Well, the difference is that it is. It is kind of pata right, but it's made of lack. According to French law, foie gras is defined as the liver of a duck or goose fattened by gavage or force feeding. Oh no, yeah. They shouldn't be doing that. It is when you deliberately make them extremely fat. Oh no. Gavage based foie production is controversial. Do you mainly do animal welfare concerns about force-feeding? I wish. Inflating those gays. Wouldn't that be terrible, Thea? Someone force-fed you and subjected you to husbandry.

Fatten me up. Enlarging your liver to 10 times its usual volume. Yeah. God I wish you could play so good. Oh boy. Yeah, the villainous French. The organization instead has offered to rehome the dog if needed. Fellow animal welfare organization, 30 million friends,

also strongly urge Dillon's request be denied. Yeah, otherwise they'd have to change their name. Yeah. To 2 million, etc. Yeah. In an article published Monday, which also paid tribute to Delon's legacy as a, fervent supporter of the animal cause. Hmm.

Because he had 50 dogs in his lifetime. I don't know if you guys heard that. Like that doesn't check out, like life being wise. He loves buying new dogs. I've killed more dogs than you've patted. I loved every one of them. Yeah, this guy simply loves coming down and getting a new shelter dog from us. Like clockwork, once a month. Get that new dog feeling. You know that new dog feeling?

I'm trying to... I don't remember what people to talk about with Ellen the... Anyway, uh... The charity expressed its hope that his dog wouldn't be put down whilst, quote, in Goodyearth. They also offered to find, quote, someone trustworthy, end quote, to take in Lubeur if needed. A non-French person, someone not from France got out. I think you should be able to kill your dog whenever you like.

You know, that's just personally how I feel. And I feel like the dog should know that you could kill it at any time. Yeah. Yeah. All right, thanks for that, Lucy. Yeah, that's just how I think my dog should feel when he goes about his day. Oh yeah, sorry, we do have to take your context. Yeah, context, context. I I I I Iext, I have a horrible, horrible little pug.

That's right. And I'll be so sad when he dies. Why don't we fatten him up like a little goose? He gets fat so quickly. If you accidentally over feed Winston for like a few days, like we got a food where the kibble was like bigger, so we were accidentally giving him the kibble was like bigger so we were accidentally giving him too much food and he got so fat in like a week. I don't know how it happens. And he wasn't just like moderating his intake.

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A bit more of a feel-good story. More feel-good than that? A little bit more feel-good than that. This is from CBC and Canada. Cowcuddling is a thing and at this St. John's Farm it's sold out. Have you ever looked at a cow and just wanted to give it a cuddle? Yeah. Quickfire? Andrew? They owe? They're too big. Yeah. I don't think they'd be great to cuddle. They could just crush me. Have you guys never seen a video of a cow just like blissing out at somebody giving a cuddle? I have I have lied down on the ground like a big dog and they go

Oh, I haven't tried that. Maybe a little calf maybe a little cow, baby cow. We went, we did a farm stay with the boys like two weeks ago and they had some very cute potty calves. And when I say calf it's still like the size of a horse. Yeah, they're huge. They're huge. But yeah, they're like just coming over for scratches and stuff. You give them big scratches and they're kind of just like eyes roll back in their head. But also, I don't know. There's something about them, isn't there? Something about them. They're not quite there.

They're kind of somewhere else. I feel like the half their consciousness exists somewhere else. Yeah. You know? No need to cower. These cows are cuddly. The pastures at Leicester's farm chalet are open for snuggling as the St. John's base farm takes part in a trend sweeping North America. If you're looking for something interesting and really unique to do, I thi, I the the the th, I th th th th th th th th th th th th the, I feel, I feel, I feel, I feel, I feel, I feel, I feel, I feel, I feel, I feel, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel, I feel, I feel, I feel like, I feel like their, I feel like their, I feel like their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I their, I the St John's-Based Farm takes part in a trend sweeping North America. If you're looking for something interesting and really unique to do, I think cow cuddling would probably be the top one you could do around here now. Jim Lester, owner of Lester's Farm Chalet, told CBC news in a recent interview. Conflict of interest. Yeah, real conflict. You think that's the top thing you could do, Jim Lester of Lester's Farm Shallay? Similar to equestrian therapy, cow cuddling can help people relax.

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I would never trait you like that. Yeah. They put their hoofs around, like around in front of you and completely fuck up the clay vase. You know? Yeah. Yeah. Hey, what if we just kind of switch it up tonight and maybe, maybe you get milked? You know? Yeah. Yes, I say, like too fast? Yes.

Yes. For animal lovers? Lester, get out of here. Cowcuddling is the latest addition to their summer bucket lists. Tickets for the activity sold out quickly. A bucket list is for live, like for pre-death. I don't think you have a summer bucket list. Yeah.

Yeah. Unless you would intend to die at the end of summer. At the end of summer, which, you know, that makes sense, kind of romantic. Yeah. It's been quite popular, Lester said, the toubestest said, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, their, th, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, the.e.e. the. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea. thea, drive immense distances to be able to hang out in the pastures with cows. Lester said most of his cows are social, but the farm specifically picked its friendliest cows for the activity. That's rough.

You know, you're just keeping the other guys out of the back. No cuddles for them. Maybe they'd be friend. You know, you're not ready your hair this morning? Maybe. Maybe. Something that continues to mess with me is that like, the bucket list wasn't a term before the 2007 movie? That can't be true. No. That is true.

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I'm not. No. People would have said that beforehand, right? Before that, yeah, I was alive before that and saying that. You reckon you were saying that's on my bucket list, pre-2007? You think you were saying that? Someone on Reddit is saying this, and it's in Mandela Effect, I slash Mandela effect, the phrase bucket list in these case before 2007. From the phrase kick the bucket to aupperized by the 2007 film, The Bucket List, according to Oxford Languages.

According to Wiccenaary, the phrase was coined by American and British screenwriter, Justin Zackam. What? Okay, so I'm on Google Trends and it is zero until December of 2007. I'm not, nah, I'm not buying this. This is ruined my day. This is ruined my day. Someone says I have notebooks from when I was a kid in the 90s that me and my friends

used to write our summer bucket list in every year. And we used to write the word summer bucket list. Yeah, they say that, show me the notebook, show me the notebook. Do you have a picture of it? You post pictures on Reddit? Or are you remembering a thing that you did that kind of aligned with that, yeah. Yeah. Things you wanted to do before the end of summer. Anyway, I'm sure that people had used the term before that point. But apparently it's... I'm not sure.

Apparently it was not a popularly used phrase. It was not a widely... People are arguing on Reddit? What? People are arguing on Reddit? Yeah, people are on Reddit? Not our beloved Redditors. Man, that is wild. It like, so it peaks with the movie, but then it just settles down to like this constant, constant thing that obviously people are you. This. All right. So does that feel good everyone?

No. Yeah, feeling good. Back to the cow cuddling. Yeah. Participants will start by hanging out with the calves. Then we'll spend time with the adult cows, followed by a private tour of the farm with more cuddle opportunities. That's interesting. That's interesting phrasing. Cows are pretty social animals, and just like humans, there are some that are more social than others, he said. They love a little scratch and little treats.

Putting the autistic cows out of the back by the sounds man. Yeah, they're playing Minecraft. They're going to go on the computer when this is happening. Who wants computer time? Computer time. They can go into the petting barn and look at the baby pigs and the other animals that are in there. Our newborn cult is really full of personality. Very small horse with a big personality. I thought he said newborn cult. Lester cuddled Chloe the cow when talking

to CBC news. Chloe is a Guernsey cow. I would suspect that she's probably one of the only gernsey cows on the Avalon and maybe on the island, he said. She's quite content hearing me laying up against her. His greatest cow cuddling tip is to let the cows come to you. Don't be desperate. Yeah, they could smell when you want it too bad. Yeah, they can smell when you want it. That's really off-putting. They'll kind of come right up to you, unless they're lying down like to the co, throw. You can just walk their their their their their their their they're just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just their. their. their. their. their. their. their their their their their their their. their their. their. their. their their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. the. the. their. their a little bit of a treat or something like that, she'd probably like that, Lester said. Tickets for August are sold out. But Lester said, cow cuddling will continue until the temperature start to dip heading into the winter. We have intentions to do it as long as the weather is conducive to a great experience. That could be right up until the end of October, Lester said. There's a little bit of solitude in the country.

Now I won't kind of say that cuddling a cow is not like a nice idea, right? And you hear that and you go, maybe I want to cuddle a cow, but do you worry that the fact that this is just like selling out and people are like, holy shit, I've got to cuddle a cow, says anything at all about, you know, American society and interpersonal kind of, I don't know, I'm not a, I don't do the arts, I don't know about people, but like to me this feels like Ryan Gosling walking out of his house in Blade Runner and having the the robot lady with her boobs out coming. Yeah, yeah, totally. Totally.

Sort of like that, but completely different. It's really sold me on that, though. Like, I'd be at cow cardlin every day. That sounds, made it sound really nice. I think it would be really nice. And it would probably make you go, I think I've got to stop eating these cows. Yeah, probably. Yeah. Mm-hmm. I think both things can be true. I think the cows can be incredibly sweet

gentle creatures. Nice to cuddle. Obviously, experience a lot of love. But we did breed them to be stupider. Yeah, and uh, very dependent on us the way that we do things. And also delicious. What if we just eat the ones with bad vibes? Hmm. Yeah. Oh, but no, that's how we find out that the ones with bad vibes taste worse, and then all of a sudden we're just eating the ones with the best vibes.

You know, we probably don't want that. We have to hang out with the loser cows. Yeah. I don't want it to go that way. Hey, Andrew here. If you are enjoying the show, there is a great way to show your support and also get access to all of our bonus episodes. That is over 300 episodes in total, literally hundreds of hours. You can head on to Patreon. dot-Buntavista. You. to, you. to, you. to, you. th, you. th, you. th, you, you, you. th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi. thi. thi. th. tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, thi. tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. And, th. And, the. And, the. And, to-a. to-a. the. to-a. thean. the. th dollars a month, get yourself a pristine RSS feed with no bonus episode teases, and without this bit of audio of us asking you to subscribe to the Patreon.

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Help me! I'm not a man! Crime. We love it. Oh, okay. Sorry, I'm just quickly figuring out. Okay, how to pronounce this word. This comes to us from Fox, Philadelphia. Vehicle rolls into Schoolskill,, School Skull Skil, River. Skyskill? Well, um, start the... It's not what the talking Google lady just said to me, but... Uh, rolls into the river as man, woman, quote, engage in sexual activity. Oh, oh.

Uh-oh. You guys probably can imagine what that means. Philadelphia police responded to an unusual and rather awkward. Incident on the Skyskill River early Wednesday morning. Scurskirtskow. I mean it's only awkward if you're a big nerd about it. Yeah, just like be cool about it. Just be cool about it. What's a problem? Yeah. Just a little dogging it. Yeah, if you don't like being watched. Just like be cool about it. What's a problem?

Yeah. Just a little dogging, perhaps. Yeah. I'm always rolling into rivers while dogging. Yeah. A vehicle parked on Kelly Drive had made its way into the river near the Columbia Bridge around 4.45 a. That's pretty early to be fucking break.

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Yep. I've heard reports. But sometimes people be having sex. as far as I understand it. I've heard reports. But sometimes people be having sex, and they make the car move around. Police say a man and a woman were engaging in sexual activity. In the backseat, when the woman accidentally disengaged the gear, causing the vehicle to roll right into the water. Oh, right, just a comical little accident.

If your fucking hand break was on, this wouldn't have been a problem. Yeah. You cannot rely on the gearbox. That's got of its job. Oh she didn't ask. Oh right I thought she'd accidentally. She's she's bumped the handbrake. She's just bumped the gear. It's gone in a gear. It's also super hard to bump the handbrake off. That's why it's got the like... It's got the... You gotta push the thing in. You know? You gotta push in left at the same time. I mean it might be easier. My car's got an electronic one. You just push a little button.

That's sound, doesn't sound as satisfying. Yeah, it goes, well it makes a crazy noise because, I got a foot one in the leaf that you kind of down in the footwell and you kind of Every time I stop that I like stop in a park I stomp it but now when I'm driving The schoda which is less often whenever I stop I like stomp the footwell like an idiot and then I kind of have to look around to see if anyone Should me do that You really notice me having a tantrum in my car? Like hurting my leg. Uh, luckily, both the man and the woman were able to escape safely with no injuries.

Hey, except maybe to their pride. Did they finish? Did they finish? Did they finish? Do they finish? Fire, par and using the jaws of life. And did they have to like escape down the sound of river back? Like, ooh. I'm picturing. Can I cover myself with that, with that shallow? I'm picturing a car rolls all the way into the water and then two full sets of clothes to the surface.

And they're kind of laid out like if you would laid out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out the the the the the the the the the shape the the shape the the the the the the the the the the two full sets of clothes come floating to the surface. And they're kind of laid out like if you would laid out clothes on the head in the shape of a human and they float away down the river. And then two slightly embarrassed, completely nude people slithering out afterwards. On the far bank, rushing behind a true. You haven't sex in your car? That's crazy behavior. At fucking 4.45 in the morning. Yeah. Like I said, you're either out way too late or you're up way too early. That's a way too late kind of deal. Just trying to figure out the water quality of the... Yeah, the idea of like falling into a river, very upsetting. Yeah, they got one of those hot soup rivers over there? Presumably. In Philadelphia you can't... I'm picturing

a Philadelphia river it's probably not nice. People also ask the... The... I've forgotten what I was saying now. Shoykill River. Is it safe to swim in the Shoykill River? The Sh Shoikul River has gotten much cleaner, but sewer overflows still plague it. Okay-doke. Yeah. Some see a potential for recreation on the river. Chemical discharges might be gone, but it's still not safe for paddling and swimming. You don't want your open holes in that river, that's for sure. You don't want to be dunking them. Yeah, let's not, let's not be fucking in the river.

You're often your pH balance for sure in that thing. Yeah, if you live in a large American city, you probably shouldn't be fucking in your river. Yeah. Imagine having sex in the, in the Chicago River, you know? As has been a longstanding stance on this podcast, if you do that, you will get big and explode with lots of worms going everywhere, like an AOE enemy in Diablo 3. Yeah, you don't want that. No. We've all had it happen to us. It feels terrible.

Yeah, it happened to a nasty unpleasant. The vehicle believed to be a land or range rover was pulled from the water around 9 a.m. This leads me to believe that this actually happens to Dennis Reynolds from it's always sunny in Philadelphia. Yeah. Sounds a bit more right. He has had to have his land rover pulled out of a Philadelphia body of water before on the show. Such a good car such a good thing to be like I just paid too much money for this. What if I would have rolled him into the river? Yeah. Oh boy. What if your land rover was all wet? Yeah, what if? Hey, did I play Crime Watch just before this one? Yeah, you did. That's kind of a crime. They kind of did a crime, that public sex, I don't know.

Yeah, I think they're, I think in America that probably gets you on a list. Yeah, probably. Well, look, full disclosure, I'm going to pull the cone back for a second. Lucy labeled this story as the one thing we didn't want to happen, and I fucked up, played the wrong stinger. It's important to show contrition when you have committed a crime against the other members of the podcast and against the listeners of the show. And that's why we will continue with another installation of and now the correct segment crime watch. It's time for crime watch again and more. Help your weapon. You are a direct violation to Code 113 Section 9. You now have five seconds to try to the floor.

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It does. It makes you believe that you're experiencing love for this podcast. This comes to us from AP World News. New Zealand Food Bank distributes Gandhi made from potentially lethal amount of methamphetamine. Oopsie. So I'm hearing free. I'm hearing free drugs, yeah. Free methamphetamine. What's the crime? It's sort of like the, it's like the inverse of like the moral panic of yeah what sure if you go out like on Halloween and your kids get candy because they'll have weed in them. Yeah like why would that ever happen? Why

would anyone do that but this I believe kind of intuitive. Yeah well it's like um you know I, I was... I can't remember who I saw talking about this the other day. The whole thing of like, oh, you buy weed and it'll be laced with fentanyl and somebody saying, why would somebody sell you a cheap drug and lace it with a much more expensive drug? Yeah, to kill you. Why?

The first hits free, and the second hit is you hitting the floor and dying. Hey, check it out. I'm buying weed laced with weed, seeds and branches and shit. I'm buying the worst. Like it can't be. It can't be a good business model, you know, to say, I'm going to sell you weed for, let's say, you know, $20, $30, I'm going to put a bunch of a far more expensive drug into it, and also I'm going to make it so that you can't come back and buy any more drugs for me because you're dead now. Yeah. That's a dead customer. Yeah, and there's also the cops who die. T th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thoes. thi. thi. thoes. thoes. thoes thoes tho. the the the the thi the thi thi. thi. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. to to to to to to toe. toe. toe. to. to. to. to. to. to. toe. to. to. to. to. to. the. the. the a dead customer. Yeah, and there's also the cops who die when they get called out and they come and they make visual contact with your corpse and overdose immediately and die, you know? I'm thinking we probably need to send at least two cops to every school in the country

to let kids know to be on the watch out for that. Yeah. That kind of keeps them off the street for a while, I guess. Keeping busy. Wellington, New Zealand. A New Zealand charity working with homeless people in Auckland, unknowingly distributed candies filled with a potentially lethal dose of methamphetamine in its food parcels after the sweets were donated by a member of the public. Hmm. Huh.

Huh. Huh. Huh. And how... How did... Hmm. How, hmm. We probably... Hmm. Hmm, I'm just thinking like, maybe a lot of things would be better if we just fed them

instead. Just like food? Straight from the government, like, just food. Yeah. Gave enough money to buy some food? A bit alcohol. You know? A little bit alcohol.

A little bit alcohol. A few pre-mixed cans, yeah, they can have what I can have. They can have a little glass of wine. Do you guys remember the Optus thing where they're like share, donate your data to like a homeless person or something? Yeah. What about you talking about? That's just a me? That's not real. My data is not real. My data is not real. You don't have to go to the farm. I like... Yeah, that's... look, one of my personally held beliefs, and I'm going to make it a canon podcast belief right now, is that when you see those people who are like, oh, if you give money

to a homeless person, they're just gonna spend it on some alcohol or some marijuana or whatever, my personal stance is, okay? Yeah, good. Okay, they're homeless. If you live on a street. If you're having a bad day.

Why would you not be taking advantage of some of some of the few situations where you could be like, I'm, I'm forgetting, th, th, th, th, th, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thing, th, or some, or some, or some, or some, or some, or some, or some, or some, or some, or some, or some, or some, or some, or some, or some, or some, or some, or some, or some, or some, or some, or some, or some, or some, or some, or some, or some, or some, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th so th so th so thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi's thi's thiii's thiia''a'a'a'er, thi's thi, thi, of the few situations where you could be like, ah, I'm forgetting my current situation? Have you ever had to push all your shit around in a shopping cart? Yep. I haven't. Nope. But if I did, I bet I wouldn't feel great. Anyway, my point is that we all get to drink and do drugs and we don't even have serious problems. Yeah, I don't get to do drugs anymore, but I do get to drink. Oh look, you could if you really wanted to.

Yeah, I guess I went. One day. One day. Auckland City Mission said, Wednesday, that staff had started to contact up to 400 people to track down parcels that could contain the sweets, which were solid blocks of methamphetamine enclosed in candy wrappers. Wow. Three people were treated in hospital after consuming them, but were later discharged, authority

said, uh... So it is possible to take it without dying. Good to know. That's... Also real bad switch up at the drug lab that day. Yes. Now, the sugar. The parcels are going to our distributors and these parcels are for the homeless.

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And he takes the big cart of rewrapped lollies out, you know? To be fair. We've all been there. I don't take verbal instructions well. I'd be scared to ask too many questions on like my first day of the drug, like the drug export factory. I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, totally, oh yeah, I've got it, I've got it, no, I understand. Huh. Not quite sure how this went wrong. The amount of methamphetamine in each candy was up

to 300 times the level someone would usually take and could be lethal, according to the New Zealand Zealand Drug Foundation, which is a drug checking and policy organization that first tested the candies. So this is like, these are coming with like a not for resale sticker on these. These are not for like... I don't think they're for immediate consumption. For immediate consumption. These aren't your granddaddy's sweets. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. This isn't your papay's lemon sherbetts. they. they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, thine, thi, thi, thi, they's, they're they're they're they're they're thi, thi, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, they's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, the. thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, thean, this isn't your... They are not for eating. These aren't your Papies lemon sherbits.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Ben Burks, Ang, a foundation's spokesperson, said disguising drugs as innocuous goods is a common cross-border smuggling technique. Okay. Sure. Yeah.

And more of the candies might have been distributed throughout New Zealand. Again, I get that part. I get that you were disguising them as something. I don't get at which step of the process someone said, oops, I just donated hundreds and thousands of dollars worth of drugs. I think I explained it. It got oafed in transit for sure. It was the drug lord's nephew who they gave a job. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, absolutely unqualified. He's just working on it. Nepo baby. He's like, he wants to get back to GTA 5 online mode, which is, I think, what all nephews are playing over the age of 15. Yeah. Drug Lord uncle is like, I their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's to to to th. It's thoed to to thoved. It's got tho. It's got tho. It's got tho. It's got th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's. It's. It's th. It's. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's to to to to to to to toe. It's got toeea. It's got toea. It's got toea. It's got the the the drug. It's got the tho. It's th age of 15. Yeah. Drug Lord Uncle is like I told you I'll give you some more GTA bucks, after you've done half an hour of work. I'll buy you the new FSLER compact or whatever it is they're selling on GTA.

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Put cartoon guys in there. That's cool. That's cool. Call of duty has all of like the sound design and dialogue. And the sound design and dialogue and posturing of like, I wish I was a sealed team six operator. Yeah. You know, lock and load. Time to wipe him out. And then you're in a van driving to the...

You there, torture that subject. Yeah, you're in like a helicopter or a van arriving on the multiplayer map and sitting next to you is like a skeleton with transparent skin and like a glowing core. Or a Snoop Dog. Or Daffy Duck with a big hammer. Or Tommy Chong. Yeah. Rea Rippley. These are jokes by the way. I'm not joking. Ria Ripley from W.W.E. has just appeared in Call of Duty. Theo, have you ever seen Australian professional wrestler Ria Ripley? I do. I've just got to make sure that. Hey Vinno. I've just got to make sure. I'm just got to make sure to make sure to make sure to make sure to make sure to make sure to make sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure I th. I'm their their their jokes. I'm their jokes. I'm their jokes. I'm their jokes. I I'm their jokes. I I'm their jokes. I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm their jokes. I'm I'm I'm I'm their jokes. I'm a a their. I'm a their. I'm a their. I'm a their. I'm a their. I'm a their jokes. I'm a their jokes. I'm a their jokes. I'm a their jokes. I'm. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm just gonna make sure that, hey, Vino, this is a specific message for, listener of the show, Vino, Rea Ripley's in Call of Duty, whatever now.

So, check that out. Check that out. Put that on your steam wish list. I think, look, it's completely a personal opinion, but I think Rea Ripley might be the most attractive muscle-bound person. Oh, if you're into that kind of thing, there lies out there going like, hey, hammer throw me into... Oh, wow, that's a real woman for a certain kind of guy, huh? Yeah. Yeah. Big. Really nail in a lot of just specifics. Muscle-bound. But for others...

For others... Sure. Australian- to-. But for others, sure. Kind of Australian to... It's very Australian coded. Yep. Got all going on. Great stuff. Maybe we can get listener of the show Vinno on here to explain. Call of Duty. Anyway, she's in call of duty now, you know. And the skins cost money.

That's so fucked up, you know. They should make the skins cost money. That's so fucked up. You know? They should make Buntavista skins for call of duty. Yeah, every time you. Mine lowers your hair. Ow. Ow. Ow.

I've got a ear infection. Don't. Don't. Dine. Can you fuck off real quick? Oh boy, but you know this drug lord's nephew Derek. He wants some skins and sometimes that shit is too expensive. Sometimes it's like, hey, why do you get this bundle with a skin and some unfortunately named CP points?

Mm-hmm. And... Yeah, don't call. Yep, that seems for something else. But, uh, but yeah, you get this bundle with some points and some skins and a gun and stuff. Hey, it's just $150 Australian dollars. That's not what that cost. This is my, how much is the banana cost moment, like. Yeah.

It's like, like oh I just need card points cool how much do they cost how much do they cost yeah oh it's it's one to one with Australian dollars I think yeah pretty much but Derek needs his skins you know and like he's spending his summer holidays here we need to to tell you know and we know that when you say no to Derek enough times in a day A tantrum is coming. Yeah, it goes downhill. It's just not worth it like it's not helpful for either of you A tantrum is coming and just see it from his point of view. He's just hearing no, no, no, no all day. I imagine how he feels he he he does act like a bit of a th of a th of a th of a th of a th of a th of a th of a th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. to to to thi. thi. to to to to to to to to to to to to to say. to say. to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to say. to say. to say to to to say. to to to to to to to to to th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the. theeea. thea. thea. thea. tea. tea. tea. tea. tea. to to, he does act like a bit of a baby about this sort of stuff. Unfortunately, he is also six foot four and 120 kilos.

Yeah. You know, so when he throws a tantrum, he really throws that bad boy. Yeah. It comes naturally to him to snap an iPad in half. So, you know, you say, well, what the fucking Derek do? Hey, can you just move this shopping trolley full of stuff? Yeah, you just pop it out of here. And he doesn't want to ask the question a second time. He doesn't want to get yelled at. So he's like, hey, just take this down to the salvos. Take this down with fucking love doing that.

Hold on, you missed a little paragraph. The sweets, that's why I stopped there. The sweets had a street value of New Zealand $1,000, $608, according to this, I'm guessing, American article. Wow. AP World News, there you go. Per candy. Which suggests World News, there you go. Perkandy. Pekandy, which suggests the donation by an unknown member of the public was it accidental rather than a deliberate attack, Berksang said. Yeah, we figured that out and we're podcasters.

We could solve crimes, but like on a podcast, Luzzi. Yeah, yeah, that'd be crazy. We should just go through crimes all the time. The authorities' initial perceptions were that the episode was likely an importation scheme gone awry, Detective Inspector Glenn Baldwin said. But the nature and scale of the operation and nephew were unknown. We're trying to figure out the nature and scale of your nephew, sir. What kind of skins is you trying to buy?

Officers had recovered 29 of the candies but did not know how many were circulating, he said Thursday. Police are investigating reports that someone had attempted to sell one of the sweets online. Yeah, it seemed my fucking-offi. If the police called me, they were like, oh, there's candy that you have that might have methamphetamine. I'd like, oh, $1,000. And I just like, oh, mine just looks like a regular candy. I'm pretty just a regular candy.

I might. I don't think there was actually any one. I licked it's fine. That's when you show up in my Instagram ads. Brainy picture of just like a wrapped lolly with send me message about my inventory in the description. The city missioner. The city missioner. The city mission are. You guys have got missioners? What's that? First woman Christ Church city missioner? Oh, like a mission, like a church. Like a Christian mission? Say, New Zealand-based charitable trust, Auckland's City mission. Okay. Ah, just someone from City Mission. I guess that checks out. Yeah. I was hoping it would be more like a sort of formalized NPC position where if you're walking

past the town hall. They've got all the queststhe town hall, they've got all the quests there to go around them. And you can just go up and she'll say, hey, I lost my 15 methamphetamine candies. If you could bring them back to me, I've got a reward for you. A little question mark, but it's glowing gray because you haven't collected on wall yet. Yeah, and it takes you fucking ages to collect them all and then you give Maltor and the reward is something that's worth way less than 15,000 New Zealand dollars. Yeah. Yeah.

The city mission of Helen Robinson said eight families including at least one the contaminant candy since Tuesday. You're gonna be up all night. Yeah, that's not good. The quote, revolting,. And the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the tasks. to to to tooltoucheolting the to to to to to to to to to to too. And to to to to to to the reward is the reward is the reward is the reward is the reward is the reward is the reward is the reward is the reward is the reward is the reward is the reward is the reward is the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the to. to. to. to. to. to.e.eol.e.e.e.eol. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. t going to be up all night. Yeah, that's not good. The quote, revolting, in quote, taste led most to immediately spit them out. Look, I will say from my personal experiences, methamphetamine, taste bad. I don't know if you meant to eat it. I don't know if you meant to chew on it. You know, it's a chew on it, but you can just, you dip your finger in a little bit of that phetamine and put in your mouth, you know? And I'll tell you this, it tastes

fucking horrible. I cannot imagine putting a gobb stopper sized piece of the phetamine in your mouth. Ah. The charity's food bank accepts only donations of commercially produced food in sealed packaging, Robinson said. The pineapple candies, stamped with the label of Malaysian brand Rinda, maybe put that up the front of the story. Yeah, which ones? If you're trying to stop people from consuming potentially? No, they want to bury that.

So you have to read the whole thing. You have to read the whole thing. You have to scroll past ads for the candies. I want to get you to scroll down. Yeah, I'm thinking... I'm thinking... If I'm trying to stop people from consuming a thing and dying, maybe you put that up the top. They appeared as such when they were donated, arriving in a retail-sized bag.

Auckland City Mission was a tasting candy. They do be making stuff that tastes bad on purpose these days though. That's true. Kids love tasting something that's meant to be fucking gross. Oh just some like ironic candy. Yeah there's like have you ever had like those jelly belly bean boosled? No. They have yucky beans. I have 37 years old. Yeah, whether it's like, but you got children.

You should be trying to prank them. We give them normal candy. If they're up to like 11 on a sugar rush, it's because of just a standard Nestle Turkish delight. Actually, they're not going to eat Turkish delight. I was going to say... Too fancy for kids. Yeah, like a single piece of milk chocolate. Is that sending them hyper. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know for subscribe to the theory of hyperactivity. Although... I think you've got to go pretty hard on stuff to really be to really be freaking out. Staff tasted some of the remaining candies and immediately contacted authorities. Just looking the candy picking up a phone and dialing 911.

I don't know what do you reckon the emergency number of New Zealand is? Probably something stupid. Stop the stupid. Triple one. Triple one or something idiots. Let's find out. Oh one one three. It is one one one. one. Oh thrown. It is one one one.they saw that ours was taken and they were like just like us are the different yeah imagine if you're if you're in trouble the New Zealand triple oh triple oh and you get a copper what's wrong with you gonna need you to crank it up by one mate Good Lord. Also a child and a young person were treated in hospital before being discharged.

The candies have been donated sometime in the past six weeks, Robinson said it was not clear how many had been distributed in that time and how many were made of methamphetamine. Rinder said in a written statement that the company learned through New Zealand news reports that its candies, quote, may have been misused and would cooperate with authorities. Quote, we want to make it clear that Rinder Food Industries does not use or condone the use of any illegal drugs in our products. General Manager Steve said. I'd probably hope not.

It's sad that they have to make that disclaimer but at the same time. Rinda wants to make it clear, we use much higher quality drugs in our... We would never have these. We would never be shooting up this ditch drug. So these candies are still out there so if you've got any at home, oof. That's money in the bank. That's money in. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's the disclaimer. It's the disclaimer. It's the disclaimer. It's the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. It's th. It's th. It's th. It's the. It's tra. It's tra. It's tra. It's theeeeeeeat's the. It's the. It's the. It's th. It's these candies are still out there, so if you've got any at home, woof, that's money in the bank. That's money in the bank, you know? Yeah. It's a little something for you and your friends. We don't condone drug use on these podcasts. But we do condone $1,000 New Zealand dollar.

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Wow. What a beautiful, beautiful Father's Day here in Australia. We thank you for listening to what was, we are almost 100% certain, an episode of the podcast, Bonnevista. Yeah, shout out to the Dilf's out there. You know? Dilf's hold up half the sky. Shout up to the Step Dilfs, you know? You weren't the Step Dilf, you were the Dilf who stepped up? Yes, totally. You know?

We love you, we respect you. We think you look good. We've been doing gymnastics and it started off, I was the only dilf there. Now there's three dilfs. That's where all the dilfs are out, doing some roles, doing some, uh, running around screaming at each other. Nice. Okay, this sounds like fun.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Thanks everybody. It's time. Thanks everybody. to go spend time with our families. Love you.

Bye. to go spend time with our families. Love you. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. under precious, living with nothing and horribly suffering. Why? Why do people have to live outside? We have the resources. We have the means. you know, you know,