Boonta Vista - EPISODE 374: Dirty Bomb At The 2032 Olympics

Episode Date: December 1, 2024

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Hello, welcome to Bunda Vista, episode 374. We're here at the great crashing nexus between earth and sea. Again and again the moon drags water up the sand in great tumbling, hissing masses in exchange. We drag the moon millimeters closer to us, preparing for our final embrace. All this will happen again. Rocks are rolled and drowned between the water and sand, slowly crushed under that great stochastic pressure towards roundness and conformity. They will not outlive their neighbor, the Pepsi-Mex can, as it's dragged towards its home at the ocean floor

for the next hundred thousand years. All this will happen again. I'm Theo and I'm wearing jeans to the beach. I came looking for a bad time and I found one. Didn't wear sunscreen or bring a hat because I didn't intend on going in the water today. Now I cannot leave the extent of this bluey tent lest I die. For me, every beach is the beach that makes you old. In the tent with me, dressed all in black except for red

converses with yellow and white paint somehow splattered on them, audibly pouting, it's Lucy. Hello Lucy. It's so funny even before you mentioned that I was gonna say I'm wearing my converse because I thought they'd be fine on the beach. Because I took my socks off so I'm wearing my converse without socks. And there is sand inside them. Sand everywhere. It's not a good time at the beach. Apparently, subjectively, because in the distance, it's the glint of sunlight as if reflected off bronze or a speeding Porsche.

Abs absolutely gleaming in the sun. He's leaping and playing in the waves as if he was native to it. Perhaps a Donus himself, it's Andrew. Hey, splash, splash. You would have a good time in the ocean, right? Me? Nah, I hate that shit. Really? Thumbs down to the beach from me.

Two thumbs down. I want to be at the beach for 30 to 45 minutes and then I've had my fun. I've had enough. That's more than 30 to 45 seconds. Yeah. And we're like, well, you know, you're there for half an hour and it's like, ah, the water was refreshing, but also- Nothing else happens there. They've kept the

sun on. Yeah. The sun's on the whole time. There's also stuff in the ocean. There's a bunch of stuff down there and you don't know what it is. I said to someone at a dinner last night that I do not like going in the ocean further than when my feet can touch the bottom because as soon as my feet can't touch the bottom anything could be down there yeah and it is come join us in the tent brother oh glad there's room for one more although now all this all this fucking sand is sticking to my bronzed body god damn it and muscular in different way but no less handsome bringing a coiled powerful body to bear in the water his sleep cap still somehow perfectly dry Despite being in the middle of a play fight with Andrew in the water. It's Ben now Ben. I know you're a beach

babe, I Am a beach babe. That's true. Yeah, you give beach babe. I love the beach. You guys are sick in the fucking head us Yeah the beach. You guys are sick in the fucking head. Us? Yeah. All three of you. That's just it's just a pure. The podcast that takes you to the Ranzar test. We've got some problems with the beach. No, I would actually I would push against that in saying that the sensory

experience of being in waves and in water is actually very soothing. I think the water bit pleasant. Everything else awful. being in waves and in water is actually very soothing. I think the water bit, pleasant. Everything else awful. I, if the temperature control was a little more refined in Australia, I think, because you've got like maybe an hour before 10 o'clock when it's like not too hot to be in there. Yeah.

You should come to Tasmania where you can be in the water at the beach, like four days a year without freezing. There's freezing little nips off down there. Oh. That's no, yeah. I'm with you, Lucy. Uh, I think that's why humanity really nailed it with the pool. Yeah.

It said, Hey, you want to sit in some water? No problem. There's nothing. Nothing in here has a tentacle. Inside. No tentacles. No sand. God damn sand.

Yeah. Just children's urine. Yeah. We assume that every time you come in with something that's sort of grievance based, that's based on something that happened to you. It's just happened. I had a great time. I had a great time. I had a great time.

You've come in with complaints about sand. Do you guys have a Bluey pop-up beach tent? No, but it does have the Bluey. It uses the Bluey font on the outside of it, which I feel like is just a little bit too much. That's interesting. What does it say? They should be paying Ludo Studios for the rights.

What's it using the Bluey font to say? What are the words on it? Uh, Capri Beach Sun Tent. Oh, isn't that that one everyone bought? Where'd you get that from? From, uh, from Anaconda, because it was like 40 bucks. Yeah. It does a great job. Fuckin' I went to... what was it? Maybe like the last time I went to the beach, actually, which we were in last year. Fuckin' everyone had that like exact brand. One of those. Yeah. It's good.

It's better than setting up a frigging gazebo. True. We're not bringing that many friends to the, to the beach. We'd go to the beach with you. Well, no, we don't have any of the same days off as you guys, but No, that's right. You know where I never have to set up a destination. I've never got to set up a windbreak tent in my house

You know yes in the bath You can't watch John wick on your laptop at the beach. Yeah, well if you do people will be like, okay Yeah, oh shit, it's John wick everybody sit down with this guy We're watching John wick for the beach. Everybody gather around. You, sir, if you could try and block the sun from hitting the screen of my Dell. Hold like 20 beach cars going, oh, as he's pushed down the stairs again. Is this a Russian dub? Is this a cam? Did you get a tele-sync cam of John Wick 4?

You can't hear it or see it. So there's no problem. Yep. Hey beaches. Hey. Wherever the land meets the sea, you will often find a beach. Although not in England, but they've got something else over there. Yeah. You don't want to call the beach. But they're lying.

Yeah, that's not really it. But in America, it's an edge. You guys, we call it the transition. You're all down to the edge of Britain. Take me down, sit on the hard edge. America though, they've got beaches. Uh, and we see what's happening in America in America Watch. America. Let's just briefly take America to task though. For sometimes calling the shore of a lake a beach. It's not.

Oh yeah. I think we've done that extensively and we've received probably the most negative feedback that we've ever received as podcasts. I've got to say like it's, it is the beach. It feels really weird when you're like at Lake Michigan. Like you're on the beach though. I would say I'd count one on one of the Great Lakes. Sure. Yeah on the Great Lakes. You can't see the other side.

Not on a regular lake. Not on a regular lake. Yeah absolutely not. Sure. Yeah, I'm great. The other side not a regular like that's not a regular like anything sub great fuck off This comes to us from W YFF in South Carolina the whiff Hi, they're trying to do that in my head. I all I came up was the year I think in the wife wife probably actually make some more sense even Venomous snake escapes during North Carolina crash after box truck collides with RV officials say.

My snake truck. Uh oh. Yeah. Like a rocks. Yeah, you assume that. Why would you- She's just going at it all the time. Driving with that.

Yeah. Interesting. A highly venomous snake was captured after escaping during a crash on a North Carolina interstate official said. The crash happened just after midnight Tuesday a crash on a North Carolina interstate official said. The crash happened just after midnight Tuesday on I-95 in Wilson County, according to the NBC affiliate in Raleigh. North Carolina Highway Patrol troopers said an RV heading from South Carolina to Pennsylvania

was carrying 28 snakes, two tortoises, five lizards, two dogs, a cat, and five people when it collided with a box truck. Which of the animals was driving? Okay, Noah. Yes, yes. Get him. 28 snakes, two tortoises, five lizard, two dogs, a cat and five people. Yeah.

I like how it puts people at the bottom of the list. The stinkiest police session ever. Yeah. Why do you fucking peep, what? Why? But like, why? Yeah. What for?

So many snakes. Why else have an RV if not to enable, part of the reason that you have an RV is to enable travel across this beautiful country of ours slash theirs. And it means that you can travel with your chosen family that the airlines love to discriminate against. Every time I try to take my 28 venomous snakes on the plane, I get yelled at.

Yeah. This is one of those ads for an RV, but like done in that quirky RACQ style or whatever. It's like, take your family and it's like going past all the five, you know, mom, dad, kids and stuff. All of them. Camera pans past. Five plus it's two dogs a cat. Yeah. Also, I'm really impressed they managed to catch the venomous snake.

Cause I assumed that if you drop a snake in the wild, it just despawns. Yeah, it's just gone. It just lands into the into the scenery It has gone outside of the eye of God Yeah, and is no longer calculated in the like universal time step So you're saying Theo that once a once a snake is in the grass the draw distance goes way down Yeah, it's yeah longer in the memory of the game It's not in that it's we don't need to keep track of it. If you go into the grass, there may be a random encounter involving snakes.

But we're not tracking the actual location of the snake. It's just a percentage chance. It's more like in GTA, if you were like trying to find a particular car, you know, like the old Fight City, they only had so many in the memory and you're like, I'm looking for. You gotta look away. Yeah, you gotta look away, look back. So it respawns.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Unnatural. That makes sense to me. You can't really like, if you're a pet snake owner and your snake is nice and warm and energized, you cannot just be like, leaving a door open or that snake is just, it's gone forever. Zip out of there. Yeah. There was a story I saw last week about someone's snake. This is obviously in America, but their pet snake had disappeared like two years ago and then just turned up in like the car park of like a Walmart or something.

People are like, oh shit. Did you really? It's your snake. No, it's your snake. No, it's a snake. That sounds fake. Oh, you know, that look. That crazy look.

Authorities believe the box truck driver fell asleep at the wheel. It's unfortunate. Yeah. No one in the RV, including the animals was injured, but the box truck driver suffered serious injuries. Oh. Something to wake Med and Raleigh. Okay.

A small, highly venomous viper that escaped during the crash was recaptured by the owner. The crash caused temporary closure of the interstate as officials worked to secure the escaped snake. Now, when I read this story, I was like, okay, this is an RV with 28 snakes, two tortoises, five lizards, two dogs, a cat, five people. This is like some weird exotic animal smuggling ring or something, right? Like there's no fucking reason you're- Oh, it's just like, there's just like a family with their pets or- It's just a family with their 28 snakes, two tortoises, five lizards, two dogs and a cat.

If this was like the rules that police use to apply to drugs and the amount of drugs that you're carrying, I think anyone holding 28 snakes is a snake smuggling ring. Oh yeah, sure. Cause you're over like recreational use. You're over the recreational snake limit. I think that's probably not the limit in America. I think you could probably have up to 40 to 50 snakes. And if you get like a license that you just have to apply

for on the internet, you can probably up that number to 200 snakes. Yeah, exactly. Oh no, no, no, no, no. I did the course. I did the online safety course. Took me five minutes. I think if it's been ruled constitutional to carry a concealed handgun anywhere that you are in the entire country, probably not really putting a limit on snakes. Yeah. Yeah. They're not really going to focus on the snake problem for a while yet. I don't

think I can see the snakes. You want to be carrying snakes in North Carolina. The way things are there now. Do you think when the snake got recaptured that it was disappointed or that it just felt gratitude for the little adventure? I think it had a nice little trip. Yeah, but then it wanted the safe touch as its owner and the company of its fellow 20, 27 snakes, five listens to dogs and a cat. I think for a Viper being inside an RV and getting hit with a box truck, uh, on

an interstate, that's an accession event. It does not have the brain power to process any of that. It kind of assimilate it into its experience. On the ground now. Yeah. Have the brain power to process any of that and I'm a light bit into it Yeah, oh things changed for a bit and now they're the same. Oh well Such is life Well, it might have been like a Milo and Otis kind of situation where the snake was out Then it was like where is my beloved owner? Where is Tony? Yes, where is Tony? Where's my tortoise? Where is Tony? Yes, where is Tony? Where's my tortoise?

Like I hate that other tortoise no one has handed me a warm mouse in ten minutes Where are my crickets? I hate it out here. I hate it out here, you know You reckon these guys are just like you reckon they live in the RV or this is a family holiday and they are like, they're going, where are they? Driving from South Carolina to Pennsylvania. So they're probably, probably visiting family. What business do you have in Pennsylvania? What is your business? They might have been going for a Pennsylvania Thanksgiving.

Oh, maybe it was for Thanksgiving. Like their family's originally from Pennsylvania, but you you know they had to go to South Carolina. Couldn't get like a pet sitter for the 28th snakes. Probably hard. Getting a Thanksgiving invite. Can I bring my snakes? Yeah. Is it alright if I bring like some pets? Yeah. You can bring two snakes, Tony. It's like I just heard snakes. Bye! Yeah, it's kind of a package deal. Yep Man, how good is that though rocking up to your auntie's house? Everyone's come outside. You're like all stepping out and you go. Oh wait. It's a few more of us

28 snakes two tortoises five lizards two dogs and a cat. Yeah, we brought our combination petting and non petting zoo It's two dogs and a cat. Yeah, we brought our combination petting and non petting zoo Coming in arms loaded up. Hey, where do I put my 28 snakes? Everyone else in the family be like, oh fuck We're gonna come this year because they have 28 snakes two tortoises five lists two dogs and a cat fucking stay at home. I Just don't know how how well trained you're your dogs have to be to not be freaking around, freaking out around like that many animals. What's the cat doing during all this? You know, sitting up high somewhere?

Is the cat involved? She's doing whatever she wants. Yes. Cats are like that, aren't they? They're different. That's true. Cats are old girls. We had a guy bring a snake to the bar, like a week ago, two weeks ago, maybe.

Like one of those little thin guys? No, no, it was not. This was like a meter long albino python. What's he drinking? Didn't see him drink the time that I was there. He's going to Salamash. I was not working at the time. I was just there because I was dropping in to pick something up and then someone's like,

oh, there's a guy with a snake outside. I'm like, what do you mean? What do you mean there's a guy with a snake outside, like he's passing by with a snake in a crate? Like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, bar? Do I have to say sir? So you need to leave. Is there a specific, I mean you have your dog there. Yeah well that's the thing that I was worried about is that there are, there's quite a lot of dogs there and personally for me if my dog saw a snake he would probably freak the fuck out. Yeah. Because it's a snake and it turns out nothing bad happened. I did not ask the man to leave. Maybe, maybe should have, don't know. Some people't know something's fucking weird. You were too worried about thumbing through the bar rules I can't get under S for

snake or H for herpetology. Yeah you're worried about getting air-butted well there's nothing in the rules that says you can't have a snake in the bar. Nothing in the RSA or RMLV tells you about what to do if a reptile is in your bar. It should though very strange. Also, I'm enjoying the image of like the RV and It's been put in like a unity engine or whatever and They've just got physics on now bouncing along on the highway like 27 snakes five tortoises two lizards So on so forth and they're all just bouncing around inside with the best physics that the Unity engine can provide.

Yeah. All in the interstate. Previously they were just little static meshes. Yeah. They only got like, soft body physics. How big was this fucking RV? Because all of this was happening, like, so I'm obviously, I'm picturing what you're describing, Theo.

They're all bouncing around. But there's also five humans in the RV, right? So I'm assuming that they kind of get their choice of the seats. No, they're just lying in a stack on the bed. I think the dogs up front, dog and cat up front for sure. Looking out the front. Yeah. Paws on the dashboard. Yeah.

A hundred percent. Dog's got a visor on. The dog has a visor. The tortoises are definitely just like getting around on the carpet, just cruising around. They're on the ground. They're fine. They're not a problem. You know whenever we read a story about like someone's house that's just like fucking full of venomous snakes or whatever and they just keep them all in tubs. They just have like a stack of tubs system. It's just like hundreds of snakes. Which seems- Is that fun for the snakes or what? Probably not. I think that's important.

I don't know what snakes enjoy or if they can. That's so sad. To know the mind of a snake would be to know the mind of God, I believe. Hey, they had to make this trip by RV probably because they couldn't do it by plane. We have a look at what's happening in planes in plainly speaking.

Oh. This is your captain speaking. Please return your seats to their upright positions as we are coming in hot on another edition of plainly speaking. We look into what's happening in plane. Planes, in planes. We're looking inside planes to see what's happening in them.

Uh, now this is something of a, a, a sequel. Um, it's not narratively connected, but it is thematically connected, sort of continued in the same spiritual. Yes. thematically connected sort of continued in the same spiritual spirit yes it's sort of like how Prometheus and the rest of the alien movies are connected but he says it's not it's not really logically connected but is it in the same universe universe like IP wise is it more of a total annihilation versus supreme commander kind of situation?

Oh, where it's taken the fundamental concepts, but without connecting the... Yeah, no, I think this is the same universe. Universe A, I like to call it. The one that we're in. Now, that's clever. That thing that this is kind of a sequel to was in episode 339, Ratatouille life debt, uh, about a guy who was trying to fly. He had a wonderful name. I believe it was Eve Fleurazade. No Wycliffe, Wycliffe Eve Fleurazade. Amazing. Yeah.

Uh, he was trying to fly from New York to somewhere in the US and he just like, took a photo of a little girl's boarding pass, used that to get it scanned, got on the plane. It's my seat. Yeah. So he was caught before the plane took off, but this one goes a little bit further. This is from CNN. Stowaway flew aboard Delta flight from New York to Paris. That's pretty fucking good. Yeah.

I mean, if you're going to steal a flight, go big. Go to Paris. Go to Paris. There's no way you'll be disappointed with Paris. No. A stowaway evaded multiple airport security checkpoints and flew aboard a Delta Airlines flight from New York to Paris, Tuesday evening, authorities said. A shocking breach that raised some serious alarm over airport security.

Now, we're all picturing somebody shuffling around under an upside down cardboard box like Solid Snake, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. Pretty much. How long's that flight? New York to Paris? It's gotta be. It's like 16 hours. What, seven hours? Ten hours is that flight? New York to Paris. It's got to be.

16 hours. Seven hours. Ten hours. Seven hours. Seven nonstop. Nonstop. Yeah. Every time I hear about how long a flight takes from a different country, it makes me so angry.

I think because in my mind, Europe is just like unreachably far away. Yeah. And it should be. 24 hours to fly there or whatever. The Atlantic is not as wide as I thought, I guess. Well, I mean, they were always sailing across it, weren't they? That's true. True.

You're like, I'm going to go over this ocean. You can just have a seven hour flight to Paris. That's fucked up. Why aren't Americans like super knowledgeable about Europe? Yeah. Flying to Europe, it takes us 20 hours and a stopover. At a minimum, yeah. In like either like the UAE or Singapore to get to

Europe. Man, I know like obviously the reason why Americans aren't constantly having European vacations is they don't have paid holidays, they don't have money. They don't have like, not guaranteed holiday. Anything like that. Greatest nation on earth. Struggling to get by the Balkan. But what about like all of the online upper middle class sort of Americans? Yeah.

Yeah. Your Chapos. Yeah. You Chapos. Why aren't all those guys always bragging about how they know heaps about Europe and how they're always traveling to Europe? It's right there. You guys should like be schooling us they're always traveling to Europe. It's right there. You guys should like be schooling us.

It's literally just there. It's so close. It is apparently just there. Why aren't you guys like, oh my God, you called that an aperitif, but it's actually a digestive? Backwards ass Australians. You can fly from mega city to mega city in 10 hours. We don't even have a mega city.

No, we're working on it. Brisbane world's next mega city. We're renaming it Brisbane one. A little bit of flair. The Brisbane mega city urban concourse stretches from Rockhampton to Lismore. Kind of foreboding the idea that there's a second Brisbane coming in. Yeah.

We like to forge out over the toes. Oh, new Brisbane? It could pop up anywhere, Neo Brisbane. After the event? Yeah, after the big event happened. The event, what's that? What event? Yeah, after the big event happened. The event. What's that? What event? Oh, that's what converts Brisbane into Neo-Brisbane.

Yeah. Into...Brisbopolis? That's right. It would probably be some sort of like anti-matter experiment gone wrong or some sort of... Yeah, over in the Boggo Road Science Precinct. That's right. Over in the Boggo Road Science Precinct, they're doing anti-men experiments. You love Bogo Road. Dirty bomb at the Olympics, maybe.

Dirty bomb at the Olympics. Dirty bomb at the Olympics. Yes. Let's get that going. Oh, God. Start wheeling that one into existence, shall we? Imagine being on like a 150th floor balcony in Neo-Brisbane, taking a drag on

your futuristic e-cigarette. Sort of an electronic cigarette. Not a vape, a different thing. Not the same thing. Yeah. And going, yeah, they used a dirty bum at the fucking 2032 Olympics. They tore this whole fucking thing down and built it again. That's Neo Brisbane.

And then you're playing. You still having those Olympics? Is that happening? Theoretically, they're tearing shit down and they're building more shit. We just got a Metro. We got a world-class Metro. On the buses? You could go from UQ to eight mile planes gliding along on a three segment electric

bus. Yeah. Wow. Which is, they call it sort of a metro tram system kind of, but it's- But it doesn't have like overhead wires or tracks. Yeah. It's a bus. Because we invented something that's-

It sounds like a bus. Better. It's a bus. We invented something that's better. It's a bus. Yeah. It's a long electric bus, which is cool. But I think we're trying to, we're putting on airs a little bit, calling it a Metro. Why Brisbane 2032 will not fail. That's the top search. So what's, I'm getting failure vibes from Brisbane 2032. I mean, every, every Olympic goes over budget.

Yeah, we got an episode. It's got a whole episode on it. It destroys the city. But not Brisbane. Yeah. Brisbane is the greatest lines of assembled to deliver it under budget. The second ever profitable Olympics after the LA Olympics. That'll be us.

Yeah, for sure. We are, we managed to talk them out of, by we, I mean, you know, I and my fellow concerned citizens, out of demolishing the Gabba. Oh, okay. Because they were like, we're going to get rid of that, bring in a proper stadium. And everyone said, oh, don't? We like it that way. Yeah, we kind of like it there.

It's in the worst place. It ruins the traffic for an entire day Yeah, it's really hanging over the road. Yeah, which I think is actually kind of kind of dope Yeah, that's a cool intersection. You got the gabba there and then you got the massive fucking exchange building there as well big windowless Skyscraper. Yep, and then they're building a world-class Transit Center underneath. Yeah, and it's gonna house the Brisbane Metro. Yes And the new train line that we have. Yeah, I think I like getting a second one Like many people I I'm kind of hoping

That just at the last minute that Brisbane does the same thing that Dan Andrews did about the Commonwealth Games where they were supposed to host it and it kinda got close to it and they were like It's gonna be expensive. Fuck this Stupid we're not doing it. Did we is that the one that we got the the Gold Coast got the Gold Coast is part of the Neo Brisbane We had one it's's dog town now. He did the, like John early in that. I think you should leave sketch.

I'm not paying for that. I'm not paying for them. You can't make me. I'm not paying. Not fucking paying. I'm looking at this Metro. I don't get it. I don't understand.

It looks like a tram. But it's a bus. It's a bus disguised as a track Like trackless trains and shit It drives on the road, yeah, it's called no no it like a bus man It can drive on the road. They've driven up Caxton Street apparently But it's kind of a tram, but it's kind of a it's kind of a bus, a long bus. It's- that drives along the busway. It's locked onto the busway but the busway is a road. Like it's still just a bus. No it's a busway. It's a track for buses. Okay, which is made of road. It has the form factor of a tram. Like you could be

tricked. Like if you were a wide-eyed tourist and you were like, oh oh my god it even has a pentagram that pops up at the end of the the at the end of the trip to charge it to flash charge it a pantogram pantograph a pentagram what a pentagram that's the um that's the tensioned arm that that goes up and presses against um power lines above oh to charge it I've never known what those are called. It's called a pantogram. A pant- pant-ogram? Yes, pantogram. Not a pentagram.

No, pantogram like like shorts. Like you're sending someone a message using pants. Using shorts, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay, if I google pantogram I get... Oh, a pantograph! Pantograph, sorry. I've been I Google pantogram I get oh a pantograph pantograph Sorry, I've been getting them mixed the two mixed up for the last six months

Pentagram makes more sense. Oh, but they also describe the the thing that you use for replicating an illustration by having a Hinged sort of I think it's the structure, right? The little arm structure. Yeah, the levers. The little arm on the top of the trim. Pantograph.

This is fascinating radio. Yeah, this is really good. We all try to describe it. This is where I'll learn. Look at that. We're confused by big buses. Don't say that we're the problem, all right? No.

It's very clear. I have been following this closely been following this closely. Yeah. Yes Yeah, we all went out to that. We all went out to the depot. Have a look around But for a little ride on it. Well, that's quite fun. Yeah fun Boss a fun little bit of trivia here a pantograph is also sometimes called a panto You guys are meant to yell out oh no no it isn't. Yeah. He's right behind you. Yeah, Ben was doing sort of like a Panto pose. Shut up. The individual who did not have a boarding pass completed security screening and bypassed two identity verification and boarding status stations to board the aircraft.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, how you going? Yep. I'm Mr. Snivers. Sounds to me like he simply developed a series of travel hacks. Yes. And then he's doing hacks. He's doing points hacks, name hacks. ID hacks.

Check out these travel hacks that will shorten your time in security and also make everyone at the airport very mad. Yeah, and you get to fly for free all the way to Paris. They hate that hack. Fly for free. Airports hate this guy. It's unclear how the person bypassed the boarding stations. Delta declined to provide additional details as the investigation continued. Yeah we declined to provide additional details because additional details will be very embarrassing. They will make us look bad. They will either make him look like a genius or make us look like fucking idiots or give like everyone a very

easy set of instructions for illegally boarding a plane. Yeah. Yeah Passengers weren't alone alerted to the stowaway on Delta flight 264 from New York's JFK International Airport to Paris's Charles de Gaulle Airport until the plane landed in Paris. Why would you alert them? They're just make them like pigeons like flipping about inside a library. Bird in the classroom situation. Absolutely. No, they're hurting themselves on the portholes. They're trying to jump out. There's an extra person on here.

Quote, apparently she hid in a lavatory all the way at the rear of the aircraft where we departed JFK, Jackson Todd CNN. That's seven hours in the toilet. This is not the first time. This is what happened on the- With the last guy. He did the bathroom method as well. He kept changing bathrooms.

This isn't, okay, this is not like alien and Romulus connected universe. This is more like how the journey to the West or whatever keeps getting remade. The seven samurai. A story that will be told over and over again. Over and over again. The journey to the West or whatever keeps getting remade. The 7th Samurai. A story that will be told over and over again. This has happened before and will happen again. So you just went in the toilet for the whole flight?

No, until you take off, right? But then where are you going? You'll see. Quote, the first announcement to passengers that there was a problem is when we parked at the gate and they instructed us all to remain seated because French police were going to board the aircraft to deal with a quote, serious security issue. You don't need to announce French police are coming. You can just, they will know as you hear the like oncoming hon hon hon hon hon hon hon hon

hon hon hon hon hon hon hon. Oh, suck of a blur, it's the Chantar Marie. Horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn horn extra passenger that's on the plane. Whoopsie. Busted. Sword out is funny. Like all the police are going to go there and just start beating the shit out of the extra person. That's what you get for stowing away. Jackson said the flight was completely full and there appeared to be no extra seats for the stowaway. Yeah, that's why.

So what's the crime? Yeah. Didn't steal a seat from anyone. Didn't steal a seat from anyone. Yeah. That is actually making the flight more economical. How much would that fucking suck, like if you got away with all of the preceding parts of getting through airport security, getting through the fucking TSA.

Presumably you think there's going to be a spare seat for you, right? Yeah, that you'll just be able to wander out of the toilets, do an exaggerated like, oh, boy, am I glad that's out of my body. Huh, that was rough. That's why I was in there for so long. And then you just sit down next to someone. And you kind of doing the get a load of these guys as the police come on. I wonder what they're doing here.

But instead you wander out of the toilets,aggeratedly blowing away the stink from your face And you're like, oh shit, yeah, they're taking me to the Louvre Man like you just how do you pass away seven hours in the toilet? You can't even watch anything Boletro, expanded USB power bank. Fuck, I could probably do that. Yeah. Probably do that pretty easy. Right.

When we flew over to like Peru and stuff, uh, the Bolotro made the flight like disappear, like in the blink of an eye. I've never had a flight feel that fast before. And that was some long, long fucking flying. Thank you. Thank you, guy. Nameless guy that invented Bellatro. I overheard the flight attendants talking about it with the pilots. They said this person was in one lavatory and then would exit and walk to a different lavatory and go in there for a long time, Jackson Todd said it.

Yeah. He was doing the thing that you, that you do like, uh, you know, in the summer holidays as a teenager, where you go and pay and get into one movie. And then as that movie's finishing, you just walk out across the hall into another movie. Yeah. You never get past the checkpoint again. Yeah, yeah, exactly. You just accept toilet.

Do you reckon teens these days aren't sneaking into other movies? I don't think I think they're doing that I don't think they want to be out of the house for that long. I think they're going to one movie and they're watching a second movie on their Netflix While they're in the first movie you mean yes and Vaping yeah and vaping. Hey Ben, can you read that sentence again so the context is hot? Why? Have you got a very good joke for it? Uh, quote, I overheard the flight attendants talking about it with the pilots. They said this person was in one lavatory and then would exit and walk to a

different lavatory and go in there for a long time. Yeah. Who is the stowaway? Lucy? She has IBS! we've all been there we've all had a bad time in the toilet then realize it's not actually finished and then Been like I can't walk back into the same toilet. So I'm gonna walk. Yeah, and now it's a crime toilet I don't think I've ever had that happen. That happened to me just the other day I went to the bathroom in the morning and I was like I came out and was like Just kind of bummed out. You know, I was a little disappointed by what had happened. I expected I had expectations. They weren't met and it wasn't until I'm gonna say 45 minutes later That I went back in and was like, thank you to my ass

But Lucy you talking like 10 seconds like you're literally walking out and then being like, oh no. You know what? Yeah. That's the sort of social thing that I think would kill my brain personally. I would be so overthinking. I can't let anyone see me go back in. Everyone on the plane is going like, Hey, check out Johnny 2 shit.

I've gone with Johnny two times. Two times. Fuck. Yeah, that'd be rough. Although, for me personally. Leave some toilet for the rest of us. From the third row. I feel like I would be absolutely delighted

if I saw someone open the airplane toilet door, step out and they go, Oh, wait a second. It's actually 180 right back here. And there's like people standing there waiting as well. Cause they're always there. It doesn't go past the queue. So it's still his spot. He hasn't left the queue yet. I think it, I think it would help.

It maybe it would help to like visually communicate to the people in the line. If as you came out, you did the behaviors that are coded for, oh, I left something and I need to go back and get it. Like maybe kind of padding your pockets, looking up in the air as you- Wait a second.

Oh, oh. I don't know where I put my... And then straight back. Yeah, coming out and patting your asshole and saying, oh. It's still in there. It's still in there. I left a turd in there. You know when you like, you've started walking off in the wrong direction and you've realized

that you actually made to be going the other way, so you pretend you got a text. Pretend you got like a text or a phone call that changes what you're doing. You get out of my phone wants to have sex with me over the other way. It's going to text on my phone that says I need to take one more shit. I go back in there. Is that there's a psycho on my phone saying I do less than this much shit. The plane will explode.

Getting back in there. This is for you people. This is for you people. I'm shitting for the whole plane now. Wish me luck, you know? If I was there on 9-11. It would have gone down differently in the sense that I would have been in the toilet for seven hours.

See, it has reached out in the toilet for seven hours. CNN has reached out to the FBI on the matter. It is unclear if the Stow-Away was arrested once French police arrived. CNN has reached out to the French Interior Ministry and Paris Airport Authority for comment. Does America have an extradition treaty with France, surely? Probably. Probably, I would say yes. Okay. Yeah. because if they didn't it's perfect crime yeah I mean imagine if like France had no extradition with America France would be probably full of like like sex criminals

and stuff yeah yeah imagine that hey this person very nearly got to their destination if it wasn't for one tiny fuck-up, which was Just I don't know. I don't know how they could have avoided this but hey Pobodies nerf it it's time for Pobodies nerf it Perfect, no, no, nobody's perfect, no, whoopsie daisy, yeah, yeah, nobody's perfect. No. Fair warning. If this story doesn't land, I'm deleting it from the episode. This is from WWBT in Virginia. The big tits.

White women, big tits. White women, big tits. I felt really bad saying that. Sorry everybody. T-shirt removed from jobs after Toddler wanders onto Parham Road. Okay, no, that's not the, okay. Let me read more of it first. He didn't die, right? The kid is fine.

Okay. There was like a good Samaritan that like scooped the kid up in his arms and like, it's all, it's all gravy. That part's super fun. Also, if I was getting fired from my job every time a toddler walks onto the road, I'd be getting, I'd never have a job. That sounds nice. Yeah.

You don't seem to enjoy working. I actually really like my job. I don't know. You're very stressed sometimes. Yeah, it just stresses me so much that my fingernails fall off, but I like it. Great. Two preschool teachers are no longer employed after a child wandered into traffic on Friday morning.

Richmond Montessori School says a toddler wandered away from his class and into traffic on North Parham Road. That's because that's what he wanted to do. That's what he wanted to do at the time. I knew it was going to be a Montessori school says a time when I wandered away from his class and into traffic on North Parham Road. That's because that's what he wanted to do. I knew it was going to be a Montessori. He's displaying. You know, there's just some lessons you kind of have to learn for yourself a little bit, I think, and sometimes that learning can and should be self-directed. Let them butter their own bread.

Put their own clothes on. Cross the road themselves. Busy road, afternoon traffic. Just wander out, cross the road, who cares? It's Montessori, baby. And sometimes the lesson that is being learned is by the teacher who is learning, just because I really enjoyed all those episodes

of that Japanese show where they let the little kids go down to The shops and buy the fish. Oh, yeah, what was that? That's a method unchanged What was it called? loose kids Kids gone crazy kids on the loose What the fuck is it called? Come on. TV show, Wandering Children. About shaming us for having non-independent children. Old enough.

Old enough. Oh, that's right, cause they're over there in the mysterious east. You can do that over there. The children are wise. In the Orient. You're old enough to go down to the shop yourself and buy some stuff.

You're old enough to cross an eight lane highway. I never watched that show. Was that, it feels weird as a child person to watch a show that toddlers. No my children find it fucking adorable the kids like it um and look the kids are safe the whole time it's it's kind of fucked up because they like Truman show all these very small children the truman showing those kids. Yeah, their parents say, hey, do me a solid, little Japanese Bobby. Can you go buy me a packet of cigarettes? Yeah.

Yeah, go get me some smokes. No, they give them some money and they say, hey, go get me like a fish, go get me whatever that I need for dinner. And they go, okay. And they go downstairs and they go down the street. And so there's like people all around them who have cameras like in a handbag or in the up who had you know they will uh so everyone around them is like in on in on the whole

thing and there's lots of cameras up in the store and all the people in the store on the show and all that paid actors yeah and then the kid comes back home and the mum is like, that's not the kind of fish I wanted. The kid's like, okay, I'm going back out. That's Atlantic salmon. I didn't want Atlantic salmon. Fucking idiot. Tasmanian salmon.

I'm just writing down on my paper right here. Toddlers do not recognize artifice. No. Although they're very bad at noticing when someone is an extra, I guess. Yeah. You can't show your toddlers is what I'm saying. It's kind of weird to trim and show your kid a little bit.

Right? That's not. Do they like go out the door the next day being like, see you mom, I'm off to buy some Atlantic salmon. Yeah, they go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That was a one-time deal. Already out there, already out the door, getting like run over. You were being filmed.

Well, like the point of the show is made to be that it's like always okay, right? It's always okay to let your children wander the streets. Of Japan. Of Japan. That's right. Yeah. The place where no crime exists.

That is right. Yeah. They put it in their books instead. They legalize the crime. Yeah, it's the place where no crime exists. That is right. Yeah, I did. Because they put it in their books instead. They legalize the crime. Yeah, sorry. So just for us Westerners. It's all in their little picture books. Oh, man.

So for us Westerners, you need to understand that if you want to let your children walk the streets, you have to take them to Japan first. Yeah. Then you can just set them free. That's illegal here. Go to the Park Hyatt Tokyo. You go up to that bar from Lost in Translation, you have a couple of martinis, while your kid is like going down a fucking...

going to Harajuku, to get you some of those weird shoes. Yeah, and use a gacha machine. Yeah, that's right. They're playing pachinko. Thankfully, the child was rescued by a good Samaritan. Trey Waddy's dashcam video captioned the moment the toddler walked down the hill towards busy traffic right in front of Waddy's vehicle, prompting the 30-year-old to spring into action. He darts in between us and then all that rustling in here. There is the hazards, putting it in

park, taking my seatbelt off and opening the door. And then he came around and he saw the white cargo by super close. I threw the door open. I just got out and grabbed him. He did that. He threw the door open. Come on, come here. Come here, buddy.

Come on. Come on. Hop into this stranger's car. What he said that after the incident, he ran up the hill to make sure the toddler had made it safely back to his group But it appeared the teachers did not even know he had been missing Hey, man Quote I saw the class that I made contact with one the teachers what he said I was just like, you know threw a thumbs up like everything good, you know

Like there's a whole thing that just happened down there. I Really like this guy's style. Try to like, you know, you don't want to panic the kids. Yeah. Or upset anyone. So he's just trying to... We good? We good?

This is exactly what I would be doing to be like no contact sort of just like, okay, here you go, buddy. Everything back to how it was. Yeah. I probably don't need to talk to anybody and like have a social situation about this. No, you can sort of try and convey with a thumbs up and some really raised eyebrows that these people just let a kid wander into traffic. It's such a good little like, you guys are fine, right?

You good now? The two teachers responsible for the child safety are no longer employed at Richmond Montessori School upon completing a full investigation of the incident, the school said in a statement Tuesday. You've been promoted to management. That's right. The school says it's implementing additional safety measures. Any outdoor activities outside of a fenced area, including nature walks, have been suspended pending the completion of our safety audit. We've added more fencing and barriers to campus to prevent any student from wandering towards Parham Road and all staff will receive additional safety training.

Don't let, big sign up. Don't let the little children go on the highway. Do you guys know what's going on with the school at Bluey? What? Do we know what the deal is there? Oh, that's like a little Bluey? Is it like a Montessori school? Is it a Montessori school? Do they go what the deal is there? Oh, that's like a little... As in, is it like a Montessori school? Is it a Montessori school?

Do they get a Montessori school? Do they get... Isn't it a daycare though? Montessori daycare? No, because they're five and seven. It's like, okay, first of all, your teacher's in Washington. Second of all, they're just like, they don't, they're just like roaming the woods. It's tough. Like that's their day until they get picked up.

I guess they are dogs. Yeah, they are dogs. Maybe we shouldn't read too much into it. Is Megan Washington a dog as well? Megan Washington, everybody is a dog. Everybody in the show is a dog. Is a dog. Yeah.

Unless you're an animal. Is Megan Washington? And so she's still kind of like cute, kind of like hot. Theo, what's the teacher's name? Are you interesting? Sexy dog. Megan Washington. It is Calypso. Yeah, yeah.

Shut up, Siri. Shut up. God damn it. Hey, if I was walking around... You know what the school that in Bluey is? If you know what the school that Bluey is... If you know what the deal with that is, let us know. If I saw sexy, beautiful dog, Megan Washington, wandering around human Brisbane, I'd say, what the heck? That's a cryptid. It's time for Cryptid Watch. creatures in the distance. The next guest may have taken one of the best ever pictures of the Loch Ness monster.

It's a Steiner school. Oh, like is it actually? Is it actually? It's kind of the same thing, right? Yeah. As in like? More or less, spiritually the same thing. Taught by It's kind of the same thing, right? Yeah. More or less. Spiritually the same thing. Taught by a famous professional wrestler, the Steiner brothers?

Yes. Yeah. Taught how to do their finisher, the Frankensteiner? They're doing leg drops. They're doing... Suplexes, backdrops. It's got all going on. Steiner education, also known as Waldorf education.

So you can be Ste known as Waldorf education. So you can be Steiner or Waldorfed. It's kind of the same. Waldorf Steiner was an Austrian occultist. Is that the same guy? Is that him? Yeah, yeah. It's a similar name.

What? Yeah, yeah. Austrian occultist, social reformer, architect, esotericist and claimed clairvoyant. He made Waldorf education, biodynamic agriculture and anthroposophical medicine. Yeah. So that's what's going on with the school at Blue Eat. Okay. Why?

Because Megan Washington's the teacher. And she's a sort of like a really sexy dog. Yeah. I didn't say that. You said that. I asked you and you told me that. Uh, from a report sent this week to Lonn Strickler at the paranormal blog, phantoms and monsters.

Here we go. The witness was out hiking in the woods around Kirkland, Washington. He soon came upon a creature climbing a tree. Initially, he thought it was a giant white lizard. As he examined it, he made out that it was a translucent creature with a tail. Its body almost looked like an exoskeleton with stubby little legs or appendages. It turned its head around backward and was looking directly at him, making a snapping noise with its mouth.

Its face had jagged bumps on the top and bottom, and the witness could not tell where the teeth were or if the bumps were teeth. Suddenly, he began to hear a whooping noise. So just a little color. A little flavor, yeah. Just then a creature came crashing through the brush. The white creature turned its head to listen and then began to scale further up the tree. A large, blackish-brown bipedal creature, he recognized that it was a Sasquatch, though it was not similar to the one he had observed in 2003.

Look, I'm- We got a two cryptid? Yeah, I'm going to call this guy for like, for orgy of evidence problems. I don't, I don't think he can be like, so I was observing a cryptid when another cryptid came out, not like many of the other cryptids I've seen. And I've seen plenty. I've seen heaps. A crazy translucent lizard get attacked by a Sasquatch,

but it wasn't the same Sasquatch that I saw 20 years ago. I know you've heard my other Sasquatch story. Not that one. Maybe this guy just finally had enough of people who have already heard his Sasquatch story. Not that one. Maybe this guy just finally had enough of people who have already heard his Sasquatch story rolling their eyes. And he was like, I got all new material. Yeah, no, no, not like that.

A different one. Different. Translucent guy this time. Yeah, this time he's fighting a giant lizard. Sort of like that movie. Suddenly the Sasquatch came around the tree and grabbed the lizard. The white creature whipped its tail, hitting its arm. Seemingly surprised, the white creature shrieked out, turned and

leaped onto the Sasquatch. Yes. Despite it being four times its size, the white creature fought wildly, crawling all over it and quote, burning it with some type of substance that the witness was using to some type of venom. Oh, he's making the substance come out? Yeah, he's substances the Sasquatch. Yeah.

Which caused the Sasquatch to shriek in pain. Smoke was visible anytime the white creature would lean into bite, though no spit was ever seen coming out of its mouth. I think it was vaping. Strawberry ice. After some time, the Sasquatch grabbed the white creature by its head and pulled it off. Oh, I think he means pulled it off the tree. Sorry.

Because the next sentence is the white creature flipped forward and then spun its head 360 degrees around. So he's facing the same way he was originally facing. It bit the Sasquatch. But it looks cool. Yeah, it was like the death becomes her. So plus another 180 degrees. It bit the Sasquatch's arm.

The Sasquatch threw it against the tree and punched it, causing it to splat, similar to a fried egg. Yep. The white creature seemed to do this on purpose, elongating itself around the tree to absorb the blow. The white creature then hopped to another tree and the Sasquatch followed, attempting to hit it with a stick. This rules. This is like, Finn started to tell some really good stories. His imaginative play. Is he doing the like toddler style storytelling where it's all like and thens?

And then the white lizard turned its head around like all the way and then the Sasquatch grabbed a stick and then hit the lizard. And then splatted against the tree. But did that on purpose because It's a fried egg. Made him immune to blows. Like an egg.

My one frame of reference. Like when an egg got dropped one time? It splattered in the manner of a fried egg. Not like a boiled egg, like a fried egg. No, that's totally different. I mean, I get what he's saying. Eventually the white thing fell out of the tree and ran into the woods. The Sasquatch followed it.

The witness had no idea why, but the Sasquatch appeared to want to kill the white creature. Yeah. I'm getting that vibe. They've got that vibe too. They've got beef. Yeah. Yeah. Like they have some sort of ancient beef.

Some kind of ancient beef. I get the sense that like, as soon as they saw each other, the PVP flag went on. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. They had like some sort of factional issue. Yeah. I think that these guys have probably like a long and ancient sort of- Yeah, I think they're feuding things.

Yeah. It's like the main character in that China, Meehville and Keanu Reeves book and the creature that always tries to kill him, but I can't, I can't really remember anything from that book and I don't think anyone read it. It's kind of like vampires and werewolves. It's kind of like vampires and werewolves. It's like werewolves and vampires. Yeah, it's exactly like that. I bet these guys probably arrived on the planet Earth around the same time. I think around the time when the Chicxulub meteor crater was created, as I previously discussed. And I think they both got out of their spaceship and they went, I don't

want to ever fucking see you again. If I see you translucent white lizard, it's on site. It's on site translucent white lizard. I will beat your ass like a fried egg. Something like the Germanic people or the Sasquatch versus the Dutch. Really worried about where this is going to go. I really liked the idea of a Sasquatch just picking up a stick and just kind of hitting him with it a bunch. That's such an undignified way to fight your ancient enemy.

Piss off. Fuck off. They don't have weapons. Yeah. Well, that's, they should fight bare hands. The forest is their weapon. Yeah, the forest is their weapon. The hands... The forest is their weapon. The forest is their weapon. The forest is their weapon. Their hands. The sticks is their weapon. The sticks are, for thousands of years they've been picking up sticks and going, can you

just fuck off for one second? Fuck off. Fuck off. Why do we both have to be in, what are they, they're in the Pacific Northwest aren't they? Which makes sense. Of course they are, vampires and werewolves. Vampires and werewolves. Yeah, fuck.

Yeah, all the spooky shit from X-Files. Yeah mostly up there. Mostly up there. A bunch of occult stuff going on. Filmed in Canada but pretending to be the US, right? In the X-Files, classic. You're pretending to be like Maine? Or just general areas of the US?

General areas of the US, cause they're based in Langley, right? In Virginia. I guess so, yeah. But it's cheap kids get tax concessions for filming in BC. The CIA is Langley, isn't it? FBI is Quantico. Yeah. Quantico.

Where the fuck is Quantico? Virginia. Yeah. They're based out of Virginia. They both are in Virginia. Hey, this was definitely an episode of the podcast, Buntavista. We learned so much about the world around us and our place in it. If this sparked anything in you.

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