Boonta Vista - EPISODE 399: We’re Doing Urethra Stuff Today (with Demi Lardner and Tom Walker)

Episode Date: June 7, 2025

Demi and Tom from bigsofttitty.png join Andrew to discuss some wienercentric news from the Grocerant Guru, plus Headline News. Those are the only two segments somehow. *** Outro: The Anthem - Onra *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [e-mail]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Welcome to Pun it his way. Don't you fucking get your fucking mitts off it. Alright, sorry. Yeah, let me do something nice. Welcome to Plunta Vista. My name is Andrew. It's episode 399. Incredible. And I am a human penis.

Uncircumcised. It's pretty easy to tell just by looking at me. You know? Sometimes a little self-conscious about how high up the shaft the pubes are growing, but no one's said anything yet. No one's complaining. It's fine. And hey, here with me are my two testicles.

The left testicle Tom and the right testicle Tammy. Hey guys. Hello. Hi. Well, I feel really seen right now. Mm-hmm. I feel close to you. It's weird how they all, there's never any talk about how high the ivy grows on the abandoned house.

Is that right? And then you look down one day and you're like, I remember in PE class, they told me that this would never happen. Yep. If I recall correctly. And you know, sometimes you can you can be having just a marvelous, I don't know, what would you call it? Like a roustabout, Tom? And eventually you'll find the the length of a golden pothos type of pub right down your neck. And you'll think, how did that happen? Now just to pull back the curtain for a second. So I was trying to figure out before and maybe

you guys can help me with this you know how like one one testicle goes slightly lower than the other and it's so they don't like bash into each other when you're walking around. Thank youhmm. Thank you, intelligent design, you know? Mm-hmm. God was about to have Adam walking out the door with his shit clacking together like an executive desk toy, and then he was like, wait, wait, wait, one second. One second here. Just pop back in here for one minute.

One minute. I noticed you saying, ow, ow, ow, as you were going out the door. Just pop back in here for a second. Let me grab this one, pull it down, grab the other one, push it up. I like to imagine that he pulled one down, the other one goes up at the same time. I was going to say I was hoping that it was a pulley system. But if I were to like, if I'm trying to describe you two as the testicles and one is tall and the other is shorter, which one do you think of that being in the testicle relationship?

Right? Cause like, cause one's, one's lower down, which might make it like kind of closer to the ground slash shorter, but that also means it's like, it's kind of longer. Yeah. That's kind of the tall one. Long is the tall of the down is what I want to say. Yeah, long is the tall of the down. So yeah, I think the lower testy would be, I would be the lower one and Demi would be

closer up to the, well, the penis. Yeah. Let's call it what it is. Let's just go ahead and call it what it is. Let's cut the crap. Okay. We're only friends here. Oh Tom and Demi of course are here for big soft titty dot PNG a beloved podcast of friends

Now before we go any further into this episode What if you guys plugged whatever you feel like plugging at the moment? Oh my god, that's you're so smart Yes, I'm in a podcast you do it at the start so that they can't cut it out at the end I'm in a I am You do it at the start so that they can't cut it out at the end. I'm in a I am part of a podcast called Dragon Friends. It's a really, really funny season right now. Michael Hing is the fantasy president. Dungeon Master, Game Master. He's the he's Dungeon Master or Game Master.

Depends on the system, but in this case DM. And it's really funny and it's fucking so stupid. And we do live shows, you just look it up. But that's what I wanted to plug because we want to get the audience bigger. It's like a... So fucking look it up. Let's go ahead and get the quiet part as loud as possible. And then can you edit in what I said before about pubes just

right here? Drop it in. Drop it in. Drop in the Chinese pub riff. Yeah, Debbie is doing a Dungeons and Dragons actual play podcast, but it's actually good. And it's with a lot of funny people, including past guests of the podcast, Michael Hing and Alex Lee. Yeah. And it's annoying to say, like, no, this one's actually good, because I don't want to be mean to other Dungeons and Dragons

podcast, but like. But this one's actually this one's actually good. This one's good for real. So it's good for real. Like we do. And you like it. Yeah. Check it out. And then once you've checked it out, go to the live show. Yeah, you just absolutely. You just hand waved away his own.

So I just don't want to plug anything. Why not? It's fucking... who cares? I did one! I want the focus to be on... Okay, I stream over on twitch.tv slash Tom Walker. There's the podcast, of course, BigSoftTD.png. And there's a most recent YouTube upload over on the YouTube is me and Brian Quimby of the Guys Podcast.

I had him on to watch some backyard wrestling and back man do you ever watch some backyard pro wrestling Andrew not as much as you would think it's kind of the opposite of pro isn't it oh it's not pretty wishy-washy it's it's well I'm saying back professional wrestling is the concept yeah yeah as the genre of entertainment but it's definitely amateur professional wrestling Enough that doesn't make any fucking sense. Take it up with the art form. I won't. Take it up with the International Olympic Committee. Yeah, take it up with weird American colleges

Dude, I found a bunch of really good colleges. Dude, I found a bunch of really good, like small backyard where they call them feds. I found one that was small enough that they didn't cut out a Spotify ad playing during someone's entrance music.

It's so fucking funny. So funny. It's really good. They were doing a match on like a foundation. I'm like, uh, it's really good. They were doing a match on like a foundation on like, what's the name for it? Like the shit you put up outside a building so you can work on scaffolding. They were doing like a match on scaffolding.

Yeah, but I didn't say like, what's the thing where you have when the mouth of the house has dentures? What sort of the trees cousin that you can go up and do work on? They were doing matches on scaffolding. They'd laid out in the backyard and they would run towards like the metal pipes that surrounded the scaffolding and they'd pretend to bounce off it like they were ropes. But they would just run into a pipe and stop really hard

and then start running again. You are stretching my incredulity, sir. It's so good. Also, people really get hurt coming off scaffolding all the time. They're generally trying not to come off scaffolding. Yeah, for sure. Tom, I just need to tell you that the way that you're,

and I know that this isn't a visual podcast, but the way that you keep balling up our cat's hair and passing it between your two hands makes it seem like you're scheming something I think you need to put the head down. All right, you need to know not on the desk. Put it somewhere else Put it the other option is the floor On the desk than the floor. There's so much on the desk. I think it makes you look like a giant Harlem Globetrotter Giant Harlem Globetrotter. Thank you.

It's like one of those little bubble toys that you have when you're a kid where you blow air up into the little water toy. Oh I know the ones and they make them shaped like a Gameboy or something even though it's not a Gameboy. It's not a Gameboy, it's just got water and little balls in it. And I'm trying to get it in the 10 point. You're trying to blow the little ring up to land on something. The little ring, bro. Oh, I love those.

Oh, things they sell at the grocery store. That's right. We talk about those sometimes in a like psychically enraging segment called Grocerant Watch. It's time for Grocerant Watch. It's time for Grocerant Watch. I might need a theme for this one one day because I've been threatening to kill this man for like 12 months now. Grocerant really gets you in a way that no other segment really does. No, like, and I think the one that comes close is Trendwatch because I do feel like Ben chooses those things. They all come from some sort of like fucked up industry journal that's like plugging just

product. They're just like, ah, new product is being released by brand, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they all talk about it like it's a thing that matters and you should hear about. And something about that is like putting a cheese grater to my brain, apparently.

Yeah, it's hearing something said as if it has import when everybody involved surely knows that none of this matters. Like truly doing, like the only writers whose jobs could be completely replaced with AI and no one would bat an eye, you know? You could do it with... Yeah, no, you're completely right. It's just like you... You could just give a 14-year-old some keywords and say, string these together.

And it would be the same thing. Sometimes I'm like, it's amazing that they keep writing new press releases. At some point, you've just got to get the old template out and just slap it together. Yeah. You know, this is so much of what I read in, um, Cosmo because it, I find it. I find it so intriguing. Ah, what are they up to? To understand the woman.

The one that they, they like, uh, that was so, that was extremely Trump. Trying to understand the woman. I'm understanding them more and more. Um, there was, uh, uh, a, uh a Cosmo article that I saw recently that was, yeah, I had an orgy at a sex castle. And I was like, I don't even like, yeah, I know. I wasn't asking. I didn't. First of all, I didn't ask.

So and like, yeah, I guess that like as soon as you said it, it's not clickbait because I'm like, well, I guess that like, as soon as you said it, it's not clickbait. Cause I'm like, well, I guess there's a sex castle. Yeah. And I literally didn't click it. Cause I was like, okay, you did them. Whatever. Just one more thing to be jealous of out there. Yeah.

You've been to the sex castle. You've been to Disney world. Grosser aren't watch is where we check in on Steven Johnson who calls himself the Grocerant Guru. Grocerant of course being a portmanteau of grocery and restaurant for the restaurant that produces goods that can be sold at the grocery store. His latest piece is entitled, Weenishnitzel accelerates toward growth with full flavor fast food and high octane partnerships.

Weenishnitzel, America's iconic hot dog brand, is pos- It's- I'm already so mad. I'm already so mad. I'm already so mad. Renish Nitzel, America's iconic hot dog brand, is pushing the pedal to the metal, literally and figuratively, by aligning itself with high-performance lifestyle brands and targeting a powerful consumer base motorsport fans.

Wow. We are targeting the NASCAR guy, I guess. Yeah, maybe Formula One. Maybe they're doing a plused up version that all those Europeans can wrap their fucking cheese kisses around. Fucking namby pamby Europeans can have fucking chuck a croissant on this huh? Cheese kiss. Wrap your cheese kisser around this. I've seen some of those like British footy scran posts.

There's some bleak shit going on there. There's some bleak shit but there is some shit that looks really insanely bleak that I'm like, I bet that fucking tastes amazing. I don't know, I reckon there are ones that are like, you know how dark matter will absorb light? I think there are some that are actually sucking the taste out of your mouth. Like I've seen British ones that are like,

ooh, a toasted cheese roll and someone's just got it open. And it's a pretty stale looking like grocery store, hamburger bun kind of thing. But don't you think that would be delightful? It's like the- Well, but then there's like, there's nothing on either surface of the bread, completely unbuttered,

unseasoned, untoasted, totally raw dog. And then like a slice of completely intact, unmelted cheese. And like, there's so little going on there. There's just nothing going on and someone has to pay free pound. What my po- free pound pound free pound and two P. What the fuck am I paying that for? Will you give me a piece of Gouda, which it wasn't even was, by the way. And two slices of what?

What the fuck? You're paying four pounds and walking right with my 98 P change. God damn it. What the fuck am pounds and walking away with my 98p change. God damn it. What the fuck am I going to do with this? These coins are overflowing out me hands. Fuck, shite. He gave it to me in all P's. I was going to say, don't you think that that's kind of like a beautiful torture that like

you get something so bad that like, sorry to bring him up again, but Pinhead is saying like, oh, we have so little taste to show you. Yeah. And being like, yeah, man, I never thought- We have such undelightful stuff. Yeah, we have- oh my god, that's so crazy. I didn't know I could taste this little. Did you know that there exists a sensation beyond umami? The indescribable flavor. There is an absence of savory. Yeah, it's called O Daddy.

Oh, yeah, I knew you'd hate that, but I thought Andrew Mylock did. You've played us up against each other very well. In 2025, the chain has reignited its brand relevance and accelerated customer engagement through dynamic partnerships with Joe Gibbs Racing Motocross, Toyota Racing, Four Wheel Parts and Smittybilt. These collaborations connect Weiner Schnitzel directly to adrenaline-charged consumers who live fast and eat fast, making it the go-to destination for full-flavor fast food. It's a great way to find yourself a customer based of the shortest-lived motherfuckers in

America by appealing to people who are huge fans of driving dangerously and eating hot dogs. Adrenaline-charged consumers who drive fast and die fast. Yeah, I was going to say like, drive fast and die fast. Yeah, I was going to say like, like, drive fast and eat fast. Like, like eating fast will make you live fast in a lot of ways. Like if you live in America, it will make your life really, really fast. Yeah, it'll wrap it up nice and well. I've seen it happen.

Yeah. CEO J.R. Galati, a millennial entrepreneur and son of Wiener Schnitzel founder John Galati. No, you're telling me millennials can make it happen, too? Wow. But we're just kids. Millennial Wiener Schnitzel entrepreneurs? Literally, it feels like 2020 was yesterday.

No, it do. It do. It feel that way. Oh, he's a wienerpreneur? Ah! And he knows how to tap into emerging consumer cohorts. Quote! What? Oh no.

Quote! Over 68% of motocross fans eat fast food more than three times a week. That's exactly our demo. Fast-paced, high-energy, flavor forward. It's a no-brainer to align with a lifestyle that reflects our brand." End quote said Galati. This sucks, man.

I hate this fucking guy. That sucks so badly. I would hate to be targeted by a brand on the basis of like eating fast food more times per week than the average person. I would like them to think of me that way. Have you ever looked up the... I remember once looking up what Google thought of me This is like you know you can see that you can see Yeah, yeah, I think I was roughly 45 years old and interested in model ships which was But also I was like yeah, I can see

Really quite frightened. I think your profile is going to be a fucking nightmare but it's also going to be so completely accurate. Well it will be accurate but it will also be like, it'll have nightmare like veins running through it. Oh no. With more than 330 locations across 10 states and a bold eye on expansion, Huyenishnitzel is building momentum where speed,

flavour and cultural energy converge. Shut. Speed, flavour and cultural energy are converging. I'm not sure that that means anything in English. No, I would love to know, like, can you guys think of all right, let's have a little bit of mind melding here. What brand or product do you think does combined speed, speed, culture and wait, speed, speed, flavor, flavor and cultural energy the most I can think of is like

Monster energy drink. Yes, because it has the Speed which is like ADHD people love that Yeah, has a flavor. It's a stimulant because it makes you literally go fast and has a cultural impact Yeah, which is like of to you know, it's it's monster. It's it's the it's the drink of the extreme, if I may say. Yeah. JR Galati understands a core challenge facing legacy QSR brands. Quick service restaurants.

Fucking all over it. Over the past decade. Sorry, that's keeping pace with evolving consumer habits. Over the past decade, millennials and Gen Z have increasingly gravitated toward convenience stores and groserat style options for ready-number-2-eat and heat-en hyphen eat meals. According to the NPD group convenience stores now account for nearly 14% of all millennial food and beverage stops. Oh, I don't like that. Oh, that feels kind of evil and bad.

That feels not cool. I eat 10% of my meals every week at the cinema. You know, that's that feels to me There is okay two things to say about that one one is that I get Demi is about to show a level of Herself that is only known to a select few people Demi it's good thing. No one listens to the show. Yeah, you go right ahead. I

Get so many slurpees a week that the guy at the local 7-eleven has given me the welcome back smirk Oh, I think they don't mind that you know, the guy was talking to me the other day about hey these things don't cost us nothing mind that you know the guy was talking to me the other day about hey these things don't cost us nothing because I inadvertently say because like I take the kids by the 7-eleven every now and then after school and get them a slurpee you know and they go thank you ever so much father they're very polite very grateful and also because you get like two big sized Slurpees and it's like $3 for them. Will this keep the shadows away, Father? And in this world of cost of living pressures, it's not often that you go and get two of

anything and it's $3. So it just like slid out of my mouth like an absolute fucking moron. Hey, these things are cheap. And the guy was like, no you're paying so much money for them. He's like, you're getting like a squirt of sugar and colour and then the rest of it's like frozen water, dipshit. Fucking idiot, he said. But you do, they feel expensive because you have a machine maintaining them all day. There's a machine, yep, sometimes somebody gets in there

and rummages around, which I like to see the guts of the Slur all day. There's a machine, yep. Sometimes somebody gets in there and rummages around, which I like to see the guts of the Slurpee machine. It's weird, like the Slurpee machine near us changes flavors pretty frequently. They keep them moving. The Slurpee flavors, I'm just saying, they keep the rotations going. They're all over it. I think you guys, I don't think she was ready for someone to talk as familiarly as she does about Slurpee.

And I think I'm feeling a dread of realizing that I'm where I thought I was exposing a shapeshifter to an ally. In fact, I'm in a room with two shapeshifters. Suddenly realized you're on the outside. room with two shapeshifters. Suddenly realized you're on the outside. The blood sample has started to boil and I'm like and then I look over and the other one that I left near a candle is also boiling. My head is sliding off of my running towards you and saying, Slurpee! My chest cavity is opening up while I say it's surprisingly not even that much of a guilty treat because half of them are sugar free all the time. You know, I brought home my Slurpee cup from America that is gigantic, which was from the promotion that was Oreo and Coke Zero. I can't remember what the and I didn't really care, but it has to zero.

How about that? That's right. And I just fill it up and it's not even from Australia and it's not a cup that they ever had, I could just go in there and like fill up any cup. And every time I go there and try and get my one dollar refill of this gigantic slurpy cup, I have to say it's a slurpy refill. And they're like, oh, and then put it in. I could just be having this for free. I could just go in there and steal it.

It sounds like you could go in and fill up a boot with Slurpee and then go and stand near the counter and the guy would look at you and go, well, we don't sell boots full of Slurpees. So she must have bought that from home. I did. And I do fill up sell boots full of Slurpees. So she must have bought that from home. I did. And I do fill up a boot full of Slurpee. Do you know that my middle school nickname was boot?

I didn't know that. Yeah. It was because one day I came to school, I'm so tired that I was in one sneaker and one boot and people started calling me boot. Oh no. She doesn't know what her shoes are. She doesn't. Tom, you seem like really pissed off and out of your depth. No, I don't think I do.

And I think also if we just proceeded without saying anything I could have gotten away with it. The things flashing through my mind just then were like, Ben, when you're listening to this, just know I needed you, man. Just in the edit, you know, you know we could have at least had even numbers. You know that Ben would have been saying, I would have simply got a beer. Just having Ben say, oh yes, how many Slurpees are you getting Demi? And just gently ask the question.

And look, it doesn't matter. It's not a crime, you know. And I always get the sugar-free Slurpee. That's actually a health food, Tom? Yeah. It's just ice. It's practically just ice. I'm actually looking way more hydrated since I've started getting constant slurpees. You are glowing. Yeah, thank you. So 14% of all millennial food and beverage stops.

That is a jump up from 7.7% in 2006. That's got to be a bad thing. That's really- Is that a good sign? What the fuck? That's a sign that the economy's going right, right? Yeah, yeah. But like, uh, it's like when people, um, you know, sort of criticize young people for buying shit off Teemu or whatever, and it's like,

it's probably not actually good if most of your meals come from 7-Eleven, you know? It's probably not for the best. Fast casual visits have climbed, but still trail behind, reflecting price sensitivity and demand for variety while they keep that sloppy rotation going and I'll be happy. Innovative new flavors all the time, you know? Yet, Galati sees opportunity, not competition. Quote, consumers don't want to cook.

They want flavorful, familiar food with flexible options. And that's what we do best. They want to get so big that they can look like an orb. They will get so big. It's hard not to hear these guys. Like that just sounds like the speech of a demon. It really fucking does. You don't want to cook.

You don't want food from your family's kitchen You want things that taste familiar? It sounds like Wishmaster. It sounds like Hello Eric And of course these are the things they're talking about that are a substitute for cooking from chili cheese dogs to all the way to pastrami dogs. Yummy. And tasty freeze desserts. Now, just to stop for a moment, play a little game.

I would like you guys to try and guess how many instances of the letter E appear in the name tasty freeze. It's a hyphenated, it's a hyphenated double barreled brand. Tasty Freeze. Five. Yeah, okay. I've got one, two, three, four. I think I'm also sitting at five.

Okay, where are you putting your E's? Tasty has two and then freeze has two and then one. OK, I agree. That's where you'd both be wrong. Tasty Freeze has four E's. What? That's Tasty with two E's, Freeze with two E's, and they cut off the E at the end. What the fuck? Oh, I'm furious.

Tasty Freeze. Freeze. Tasty phrase. Tasty phrase. Tasty phrase. I just lost the spelling bee. My parents are furious looking at me. You're a fucking mind master. You knew what the fuck you were trying to get us to do. What the hell? Because as soon as I saw it, I was like, it's wrong. Wrong number. It's not good. It's bad. You put too many into one and not enough in the other? It's fucked up.

That's stupid. Maybe they thought they were balancing it out. Andrew, I'm just here on the Weiner Schnitzel website. Weiner Schnitzel. Weiner Schnitzel website. Did you know that it's Tanglin is the world's most wanted wiener? Um, I'm also looking at an article from April 15th, 2022. Did some bunny say free?

Wiener Schnitzel celebrates Easter with egg sighting online offer. I'm going to go ahead and send an image to you on discord. That's the image that accompanies this article. I want to point a gun at one of the- Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! That's...

Oh. So that's... Oh. So- That is six items that look to be Easter eggs laid out in a... An egg carton. Yeah. Yeah.

Festooned with... Seasonal decorations like as if an Easter egg was painted. But with ketchup and mustard. Yes. I... Oh, they're corn dogs. These are... This is an order of six mini corn dogs. They're like little chode dogs.

Yeah, they're little chode dogs. But something about that gives it like a really off-putting quality I mean corn dogs. They're not like cracking the top ten for best-looking foods as it is No, Tom had his first corn dog recently. We went to the Easter show in Sydney And I was always a big fan of the Dagwood dog Which doesn't taste good or look good or is good. It's not made out of anything good. No, it doesn't. It doesn't made out of nothing.

But they fry it up real nice. They do. And sometimes not even that nice. What did you think, Tom? How was your experience? They certainly submit it to a process. It sucked, man. I hated it so much because the important difference. Look, I had a Korean corndog. That was okay. Okay. You submit it to a process. It sucked, man. I hated it so much because the important difference... Look, I had a cream corn dog. That was okay. Okay. That was nice enough. I could see where that was coming from.

Wait, did you say Korean or creamed corn? Korean. Okay. The country of origin, not the addition of cream. A cream corn dog. You could put creamed corn in the batter and I think that would be good. That's true. I think that would be good. But they're not trying to make it good.

No, this was then the Dagwood dog separate from the Korean one's got like the little sort of like cubes of potato and stuff in the batter. Right. Is that what I'm thinking of? It was like the Korean corn dog was like a delicate, There's a delicate and elegant like small. Korean Abdul. Korean Abdul. Korean Abdul. And the Dagwood dog. It's hard switch.

Hard switch. And the Dagwood dog you see is an Australian iteration of that, which is just a humongous Frankfurter sausage. I don't even want to call it a hot dog to me. No it's not even a hot dog. It is a sausage man. The Frankfurter is its own horrible item. Yeah. Boiled and then fried and then literally dipped completely up to the hilt in tomato sauce.

And that was so unpleasant. Well that's not fair. It's dipped to the two thirds mark. Yeah. Because then when they turn it up wise, it's going to drip down. It's horrible. And they figure that out. So you do it two thirds, then the sauce drips down. It's hard.

Yeah. I hate it. I hated the Dagwood Dog. I ate way more of it than you did. But the Dagwood Dog is... I mean, it was a tradition for me, because I used to go to the Royal Adelaide show. Yes. And Tom said that he'd never had a Dagwood dog.

So I thought it was important. I don't respect the traditions of your people. Mm-hmm. Yeah. From chili cheese dogs to pastrami dogs and tasty freeze desserts, Weenish Nitzel offers craveable comfort food. And with strategic messaging and touch points, it's recapturing attention across generations.

This guy's the devil. I'm sorry. I want you to die, sir. Keep in mind. Keep in mind that this article is written by the Groseront guru. Okay. The following paragraph begins. Food service solutions registered trademark, Groseront guru registered trademark says it best quote customer relevance today is about contemporary

touch points, convenience and differentiated flavor profiles. Weiner schnitzels platform checks all the boxes, unique QSR menu, high octane partnerships and momentum in motion." You wrote the article. Yeah. Yeah. You did it. You wrote the article and then you said, this guy says it best and quoted yourself.

You dog. Chad said it best, says Chad. Is there... What is the Grossronk Guru's business model? Is he a consultant? Is that is that the aim here where he's kind of like reporting on other businesses success and interviewing them, but then being like, and

I thought that would be good. Or is he like involved in this in any way? What's his business model? Now, according to his LinkedIn profile, because I'm looking at a picture of this cunt right now. Have you guys looked at a picture of-

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oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, The photo just loaded. This man looks like he has interacted with fast food. Steven Johnson is a food industry thought leader working at the intersection of competitive intelligence and successful business development. At that intersection, you find the leading Grosarant consultancy food service solutions based in Tacoma, Washington with Grocerant guru, Stephen Johnson. Specializing in the Grocerant niche filled with ready to eat and heat, eat fresh and fresh prepared food served in both traditional and non-traditional avenues of distribution.

So, yeah, I guess he's like a consultant advisor on like branding and food trends. He took his headshot on a foot. Like it's really bad. Um, it's like the low pixel. I, yeah. No. What do you mean? It's not a low.

It's the lowest. Yeah, it's terrible. It's 304 by four two two with me in the ways I can find it. But I think that might also, I'm not saying that he's ugly, which I could if I wanted to, but I'm not, but like, he just has like, you know, it's a bad photo jealous of his tooth gap. I want one of those. I want to stick a straw in there. Hey, um, Hey Tom, can you, can you read for me?

Uh, I'm just going to send you the headline of the most recent article on the Grosseront Guru's blog or one of his blogs here. Just read this out for me. Sure thing. Oh my god. You just read that out loud. Go ahead, Tom. Okay. Is Publix be losing its mojo? That's a great question, Grocerant Guru. That's a really good question. Oft I've wondered this.

I've got his blog spot, which is grocerants.blogspot.com pulled up. He's got so many websites, dude. Dude, each of them worse than the last. Oh, he's, I found a new slogan. Groceron guru and Groceron guru advisor to the food service, all in one word, and hospitality industry. If it is ready to eat or heat and eat, it's Groceron.

Fucking hell. Just feels like inventing new ways to just kind of put us at arm's length from the concept of food. Yes. You know? Is Publix be losing its mojo though? Is Publix be losing its mojo? It may well be in danger of losing its precious mojo. No other QSR is as well positioned to leverage the mix and match meal component bundling trend. From combo upgrades to limited time flavor mashups and take home value packs, Wiener

Schnitzel is uniquely equipped to bridge the growing gap between convenience store appeal and traditional fast food expectations. Andrew? Yeah? I must insist we do something else. Do you feel the cheese grater on your brain, Tom? Yeah! No, it's so good.

I really love press release talk. I need my item bonedling and I need my component upgrades. I just can't, I need to hear more about them. Okay, okay, fair enough. I'm sorry. Demi requests we stay. But it is like... we're at the end We're the last couple of paragraphs. We're like

easily a quarter of the way through We're almost through the first eighth of this article don't worry we're all we're almost on to tome two yes The food value proposition for younger consumers today is clear, balanced, bold flavor, comfort and price. Today's guests want something that feels indulgent without requiring a culinary degree to enjoy. People like... You know how you need a culinary degree to enjoy food that isn't a piece of shit? That's so funny to bring like an anti-intellectual flavor, if you pardon, but

like to bring anti-intellectualism to food where it's like, you know how those highfalutin chefs are saying the vegetable this and root potato that. You know those cosmopolitan university professors and their sit down meals? Yeah. Looking down their noses at you. God damn it. That is so cool and stupid. In short. At the end of this fucking article, in short is such a slap in the face. That at the end of fucking crime and punishment.

Yeah, I skipped a couple of paragraphs, Demi. In short, Wiener Schnitzel is proving that full flavor fast food, that's capital F's on all of those. Full flavor fast food isn't just about speed. It's about relevance, differentiation and reinvigoration. And as the Groseront niche continues to blur the lines between convenience and QSR, Wiener Schnitzel has the tools, team and taste to lead the pack. I will find you, Groseront Guru. Die. Die. Die now.

In conclusion, flavour continues to triumph over blandness when it comes to hot dog industry. Edible foodstuffs continue to be sold. Yes. If there is a flavour to be had, the human tongue will take it. Okay, shut up! I'm looking at someone who's clearly trying to be a a Grosse Rente Guru competitor on YouTube and they go they upload things under the Lempit report. Oh no.

Yeah. Oh my god. He is trying to be him. And he is the supermarket Guru. That's too broad. That's too broad. You need a proper niche like Grosarant. He's got a... Wow, look at his different haircuts. They're terrible. All of them.

He's got so many looks. Is he haircuts maxing? He's really, he's really like darting between looks, man. If you check him out. Phil Lempit, the supermarket guru to the Grosse Ronde gurus. Dark Eared, a super ego comes. Phil Lempit. Yeah, I feel like he could. Now, for anyone who wants to look this up, that's L-E-M-P-E-R-T.

Oh, yeah. He's got a bunch of looks there. He's got the the goatee. He's got the just the mustache. He's got, oh, a little stripy shirt. I like that. Oh, what a man. I just loaded up one of his videos because it was the Hamburglar is back at McDonald's and I was expecting it to have the tone of a crisis report.

Like threatening synth undertone. Is Publix be losing its mojo? That's one way to write a headline. Other ways to write a headline are listed in the following segment, Headline News. You know the deal, folks. This is the one where we look at headlines. We don't say where they're from or give you any context about the rest of the story or what happened after that.

And it's considered a personal affront to everybody on the show and the audience to look it up. So don't. Yep. Up first. Helicopter to spray, quote, thick brown liquid, end quote, over central Pennsylvania communities. I'd do that. Hey, leave the helicopter at home,

champ. I got a wife you can take out for a ride. Hey, why don't you put a bee in my hair so it spins around and I'll go over there and spray my liquid. Yeah. Then you'll do it on a schedule, schedule to don't need refuel and like that pesky helicopter yours Just go ahead throw three Slurpees in a yeah Stop it. Yeah

Slurpees so much cheaper than helicopter fuel. Yeah. Yes. Yeah almost definitely a Special day with insects with renowned expert Kevin Weiner. Yeah, Kevin Weiner put the bee in my hair so I can go and shit all over Pennsylvania. That's nice. I like when a headline is just, event happened. Something- Non-concerned. Happening. Yeah.

happening. Yeah. Video captures drunk punter calling food critic disgusting piglet during 20 plate breakfast review. Not even calling him a pig. Squonk brings musical spectacle to Jasper Chalk Walk. Squonk? Squonk does? Squonk does it? Is Squonk coming? Squonk's here? Are you on the pre-sale for Squonk? Jesus, Squonk's at the Chalk Walk! That's the sentence you hear right after realizing you calibrated your time machine wrong. Squonk's at the midtown dilly dally. Oh no, no, this is a world much like my own but different in so many ways. Let's squonk with an O. Just thinking it was. Were you can I can inquire as to Q or K? S Q U O N K. Squonawk. That's what I was imagining.

God fucking damn it. It's beautiful. It's a beautiful word. Dutch goose. Squawk. Squawk. Squawk. Squawk.

Squawk. All the Dutch poets writing, writing about the geese out here are squawking. The geese. The day is so beautiful. All the other touch people reading it. Oh, radiated tortoise lays eggs at Fort Wayne Zoo. I know. Stop telling me about it.

Is that an irradiated tortoise? No, radiated. OK. All right. All right! Is that an irradiated tortoise? No, radiated. Okay, alright, alright. Is that good? I think it's- I guess, like, I don't know. Probably. Like, radiate, what?

It's good to radiate warm. Like, radiation. Right? But like, radiation, you get like another ear and like you fall off. That's how you get a gamera. Yeah, it would be irradiated though if it was a gamma ray situation. Oh, yeah That's right It's like that whole thing about like in flammable and flammable and stuff turns out if you're saying it

It probably means it can be set on fire Looking up Radiated here in the dictionary says denoting energy emitted in the form of rays or waves. Okay. So you look not like radiation. I think it's just a turtle. If electric heaters are left too close to furniture, the radiated heat can start a fire or the radiated tortoise, if you will. What's the tortoise radiating?

It's a tortoise. So the tortoise is radiated like it's just a hot turtle. Wait a minute. It might just be a name turtle way type of tortoise Also, I think we kind of broke the rules and we kind of investigated part of the headline We didn't break the rules you broke the rules and then Tom pulled out an extra long nose hair out of his nose. Again, we're not on video. We don't have to worry about it. So nobody knows.

Yeah. As far as everybody else knows, you're lying. You fucking. I'm so glad that you pulled it out because I've been noticing it for like the past week and a half. It's a perfect crime. That sucks to know. I've been looking up, I've been cleaving onto your own breast and looking at that. You have to get another one out. Yeah.

Oh, you're going to have to start putting the clipper attachment up there, you know? Yeah, I know. I know. I don't like that though. I don't like that when I've done that shit because there's a, for anybody who's never stuck one of these things up their nose before, there's a little attachment that'll come with your, with your beard clippers or your clippers for your asshole or your balls, whatever you like to put them on. There's no rules in the book.

They don't say, they don't say it doesn't come with the manual. It doesn't say, cannot be used to clip asshole hairs. Please don't put this in your bum. Manscaped attempted to make their fortune on imposing a rule. Yeah, you can't. No, these ones are actually for it. Yeah. Ew, you're using that on your nuts as well.

Yeah, wash it. Oh, yuck. Yuck. You need to spend like $80 right now. Yeah. Oh, you haven't been using the pub clippers. It's gonna break your clippers. It is gonna break. They're not made clippers. They're not made for that.

Don't make for it. You've been trimming pews of this mate? Yeah, I can see that. Warranty's invalid, sorry. That's a face-raiser mate. We're not a disgusting pervert store. You wouldn't come back to the Apple store and say, oh no, my laptop's all fucked, isn't it?

And then they open it up, they can tell you've been rubbing on a pubes. Yeah, you've been rubbing it on your pubes. You've been sticking it up your nose. Yeah. Carbino water sports with your MacBook Pro. What is it like to put the nose? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. So it comes with this attachment that has like a little sort of tube and inside the tube, the sort of a

shaped rim around the edge of it inside the tube is a ball and the ball has like little razor blades sticking off it. Right. I like it. Like something that Pinhead would hold out to you and say, put this in your urethra. Psh. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. We're doing urethra stuff today. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. So Hellraiser hands you the thing to put up your pisser,

you know. And like, if you've ever taken the top off a set of clippers where you put the attachment on, you'll see that the way it works is there's like a little sort of metal ball that spins around and Moves like the clippers back and forth in the thing and so what this does is the thing sits on top and the little the little metal clip goes and bangs the ball up to the end of this tube but just far enough for the

Razors to spin around at the top. And you jam this thing up your nose and the hairs that go into it get chopped off by the little razor ball bouncing around inside it. And look, number one, that's unsettling. Yeah, I don't need all that going on in there near my membranes, you know? And number two, I also don't like the sensation after having used this method to trim like nose hairs, there's then all these like kind of sharply cut off hairs inside your nose. They're poking you on the inside of your nose. It's not solving any problems for me. No. What if you have a, are the holes big enough that a pimple can get through?

Because I would think that like, like holes that will allow holes. You mean the hole on the end of the attachment that you put up your nose? The screen is this one that goes up into the top. Oh, it's, it's way bigger than you're imagining in that case. It's like, like if that's the... Make a nose hole. Oh, right. Like if this is the thing that's going in. Is there holes in this bit?

No, it's one hole on the end of a tube that you put up. What? Yep. That seems crazy. It does. I thought it was a thing that you put in. And there's little sharp razors in there. That's fucking weird. I don't like that at all. No, that's crazy.

So what, do you have to like vacuum the side of your nostrils to get the shit out? Oh, I'm not doing anything in there. I don't have crazy, crazy nose hairs. Just personal. I'm not saying that you are. I don't really have a lot of problems that need sorting out. Yeah, I'm just going to keep like tugging them out of my head whenever I notice. Yeah, just every now and then you just grab it.

Yeah, my dad used to get me to rip his white eyebrow hairs out. Just with my fingers, because I, he would like see one in the mirror and be like, listen, I'm not going to go and buy a pair of tweezers. Can you just rip this out? Just go for it. And I would, I just saw Tom rip another hair out of his nose. Now it's in my head. We gotta, we gotta wrap this up so I can really really lock myself in a room and go to town.

Squonk. Squonk. How about this headline? Philly's best named preferred Philly steak of MLB's Philadelphia Phillies. I can't even, I don't even know. Can you try that again? Like, I just don't know. Philly's best named preferred Philly steak of MLB's Philadelphia Phillies. We gotta stop cities being so in love with themselves.

We'll stop every city thinking they can have a thing. Yeah. Yeah. I live in a city where we don't have a thing and it's fine. There's no Canberra sandwich. No, we're all just living here and it's fine. There is a bunch of Adelaide shit. And I think that's because there's nothing to do in Adelaide.

The Adelaide shit is like stuff where it's like, oh boy, you guys got left to your own devices for a while. And now you've- Yeah, I think being marooned makes you start coming up with stuff. And then like everybody there goes, yep, I guess that must just be how it's done. But then also like Adelaide is so much worse than Tasmania, which should be more maroon than Adelaide. Like Adelaide has the AB. Adelaide has the AB Adelaide has the pie floater Adelaide has the frog cake. What's the AB?

The AB is short for abortion, which is a chip dish that is also known as the halal snack pack, but it was started in Adelaide. Was it? Yeah. I believe that some people say that in Adelaide. Was it? Yeah. I feel like, I believe that some people say that it- It originated in Adelaide. Some people do say that it's short for, uh, After Birth. Because that's what it resembles.

Yeah. But both are basically, like, they, they came up with both of those names at the same time. Yeah. Yeah. Now I fucking love a whole aisle snack pack. Yeah. Shaved meat on top of chips doused with sauces. Now, I fucking love a whole aisle snack pack. Yeah. I'll tell you that. Shaved meat on top of chips doused with sauces. Any sauce you fucking want.

If we're talking about like, you know, where it can be really good, where fast food can be magic, you know. Oh, you've got cultures colliding. You've got flavors smashing in your face, ideally you've got several kinds of animal and some crisply fried potato. Man according to Wikipedia, some Australian restaurant menus refer to the dish as a snack pack, snack box or mixed plate. The name of the dish was voted by readers of the Macquarie Dictionary as the People's

Choice Word of the Year for 2016. That's how much we've got going on over here, folks. In Western Australia, the dish is often called a meat box. Yep. And in Adelaide, it is known as an A.B. They do not go on to explain what that means. It's an A.B. It's an abortion or an afterbirth. The dish also exists in New Zealand, where it is known as meat on chips.

They've got... It's very descriptive. They do have it figured out. Oh, what do you call this? Well, they surprise you. Well then, we've got your number. Yeah, we basically call this the Sluts' meaty piss. As soon as all the Australians leave, they start getting nasty again.

Yeah. We don't have to put it on for them anymore. Halifax Business hunts Mystery Man with quote, great story to give him delicious surprise. Oh my god, what do we think it is? I think maybe Anton Chigurh has dipped his bolt gun in like sweet and sour sauce. Let me just test if you like this flavor by pressing it to your forehead. That's what you think Anton Chigurh. My name is Anton Chigurh. I like my love finger guy.

No accent to be seen. I'm the coin guy. I like, I love figure guy. No, no accent to be seen. I'm the coin guy. Yeah, you're the coin guy. I'm the coin guy. I'm the coin guy. What's a so they want to give a man with a story a delicious surprise. What's the crime in that? Yep. Nothing.

I think it depends how you give it to him, you know, and what's delicious about it. Bit of a we have such sites to show you. Kind of. Yeah. Kind of threat, you know. And I don't like to be hunted. I don't mind somebody looking for me. Every day I'm hunted in my home, not by Tom, but by our enormous cat.

And he does it very politely. But even just being hunted really fucking pisses me off. You're aware. You're aware of it. I'm looking at him and saying, this is my house. What are you doing? You moved in here. You I drove a car to get you.

We already lived here. I was here first. You're not allowed to, and also he can't hide for shit. He's doing this at a wall. He's so fluffy though. Like what, you know how, you know how cats whiskers are sort of there to help them detect like the space that their body can go through? but like

Norm's sort of hair mass. Yeah is a lot bigger than I imagine his whiskers are yes, so maybe from his perspective He's like here. I am solid snaking behind this And he doesn't know that there's all this going on and it's very it's it's very visible it's very high contrast Yeah, it's really popping Yeah, he's not concealed in any way and his tail is the fucking Loch Ness monster. It's always up and it's always there Is he in here? I don't think so. Am I being hunted right now? I don't want to be hunted again a I don't think so. Am I being hunted right now? I don't want to be hunted again. A robot with a Northern Irish Dalek voice is shouting threats at walkers at a beauty spot.

Well now I guess I'll avoid that place. Hold on. A robot with a Northern Irish Dalek voice. Northern Irish, is that the really gentle sing-song you want or is that the other one? I don't know. They don't like when you try and remember which one of them is which. That's all I remember. No. Oh, I better be exterminatin', you know. That's, I don't know.

Come on then. Come over and get exterminated. Alright, come and get exterminated. Get over here and get you exterminated. You're going to stay out there and get a chill or are you going to come and get exterminated? Come on now. Come on down to the beauty spot if you think you're hard enough, big man. I'm a Robert.

Alright. Robert. Robert. I'm a Robert. Robert! Come back here. I like that they don't specify that it's like a Dalek. It's a robot with a Northern Irish Dalek voice.

So it could look entirely different to a Dalek. It's C-3PO. Oh, I'm a golden gay man. I don't know what to do about my short friend. He's whistling at me. He's always whistling. I don't know what to do about my short friend. He's whistling at me, he's always whistling. I don't know what to do. He would be a, R2-D2 would be a wonderful, carefree little cockney character, wouldn't he? With a lip-boo! And then he doffs his cap.

Yeah, if they put one of those chimney sweep caps on him. Yeah. Awww, like a neck achieve that goes all the way around? His chest opens up and a little hand comes out and it's just flipping a coin. And he's got little dusty streaks on him like he's been down the mines. Or sweeping a chimney. I feel like he could sweep a chimney. He'd have the right attachment. He could have a chimney sweeping arm type of thing that would spin Yeah I think it would just unfold they started getting more and more bullshit with the little arms on the droids throughout those movies

I believe Mm-hmm They just go oh dildo got it comes out, you know, how long does it need to be? Oh, I need more fingers like in that one scene I just sorry I just watched the sequel trilogy again recently and also a movie where a woman made love to a dildo it seems I was just thinking what if Cockney R2-D2 was like, oi, see free Pio But he does speak English too, he does speak English too. He does speak English too.

That would be so funny if the reveal of like episode 9 was that R2-D2 spoke English the whole time. The whole time. Why were you the main fucking crux of Ziva's timeline in NCIS, which is just a police woman who says like, who the foreign guys are like, oh, look at this stupid whore type of slut. And then the female police woman says, oh, I'm a whore type of slut. Am I in their language? And they go, oh, oh, what the hell? This whore type oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, because she was a beautiful woman. How do you spell Ziva? Z-I-V-A, I think? Oh, just from like guessing, I guess it's that.

I think it's Z-I-V-A? Yeah, a tone of woman who's never opened up a Google image search of her with pure thoughts. There was Gibbs, there was... Don't worry about it. Doesn't matter. Yeah, it doesn't matter. It really doesn't matter in any way. Don't look up NCI yet. No, I'm looking up the lady.

She pretty. Yeah, she's fucking hot, right? Chilean American. She knows like 100 languages. So whenever she's like in the room with like, like weird terrorists or whatever, she'll be like. Oh, she's like those guys on TikTok that just kind of roll up on anybody in the streets of Japan and go, Hey, what's your language?

And they go, you wouldn't speak it. You wouldn't speak it. In her case, it's like, Oh, crazy beige girl goes all English on these Russian guys. Andrew, have you seen the one video of that? That's a guy like it's it is the why guys stuns Chinese restaurant by ordering imperfect Mandarin or whatever. It is him, but he's doing it for Jamaican patois. I believe is this the one where the guys like, talking to a talking to a lady and he goes,

hold on, I just have to take this phone call. And then he starts patwiring in front of her. That's not the one I'm thinking of. I'm thinking of one where he's like going to a he's like walking down a Jamaican like quarter or like Jamaican neighborhood in New York, I think. And with his Jamaican friend. And he starts like talking in Patois, like, you know, to the to the like street vendors. And like, they're clearly like, huh, you're kind of talking our language, but also.

I don't know why you're doing that. You can knock this off any time you want. It's weird. They're all they're all doing a face like, huh, this white boy is kind of annoying. It doesn't make the same for them. You're doing an impression of me that's most of the way there. Yeah, he's expecting the, wait, you're a girl who games and watches Seinfeld? But he's getting the shush.

You're a lady cop who speaks Armenian? Hold on! Damn, I didn't know I had a type! Uh-huh! And you're from the Navy, you said? The Navy? Is that NCIS? Yeah, it is.

Naval Crime Investigation Service, yeah. Goddamn. What a world. Hellraiser, I know Mr. Pinhead God damn. What a world. What a hell raiser I know mr. Pinhead is interested in some naval crimes Folks No, it's sort of more about his closing up I would say it's about his nipples. His nipples are the bits of it. Today it's naval day I've got a feather to tickle you with I've got a feather to tickle you with. You imagine leg day in Pinhead's universe.

What if we all just work out for a while? I'm thinking more you're walking around and Pinhead gets behind you and like pinches you really hard on the back of the thigh. Really fucking hard. Fuck! Or as soon as he's like... No that actually hurt. Pinhead, that actually hurt pinhead that actually hurt

It had a female senator by hanging out and giving each other dead arms No, seriously stop it Not like they would be that That pinhead is driving around like a an oval Bulldozer and you're like running and he's like, well, don't slow down. And you can run as fast as you want, even if you're up again. And he's like, I can go forever. And then eventually he runs over only your legs.

Oh, I'd climb into the bulldozer tray thing. That's what I thought. I appreciate that, baby. Everybody in the call is mad at me for no reason. No, I think you have a beautiful mind We don't call them Indian burns actually Not anymore Folks

That's what we like to call an episode of the podcast Bwenta vista I'd like to thank my beautiful friends Tom and Demi very much for stepping in and saving the day We're just getting ready for the live show episode 400. You will be listening to this after the live show has been recorded. Yes. But. Everybody, everybody is unwell, everybody else in the podcast in a sign for the live show that I would call foreboding. Yeah, it's going to be great, but he's sick. We need gonna be great buddy, sick.

We need them to have the night off. The only downside to being on this podcast is that it has robbed me of an episode to listen to on my own time because I listen to this part every week. I'm on the bonus vid twice a week. I love the Bonter Vista podcast. So thank you for having me on. I'll be listening to it because I love the sound of my own voice. Completely deranged. Yeah, I know it listening to it because I love the sound of my own voice and also the questions.

Completely deranged. Yeah, I know. It's insane, but I really love it. And I'm sorry for my whiff at the end of the episode. Thank you so much. Take that one out, Ben. No, not the whiff, the part where she apologizes. Don't take it out.

Put in the Chinese thing here as well. No. Put it in again. Take out the reference. Chinese pubit at the end. Yep. Bigsofttitty.png. Tom Walker's good stream.

Dragon friends. Oh, I also have a stream that I'm coming back to, but whatever. And also I'm the only Demi Lardner, so if you Google me, it'll come up with me. And I have a series coming out in the next couple months. I'll just say it's called So You Want to Win a Penis Pump. I have two episodes out that were on that were on Twitch but I am now filming it with a budget and a team. Oh it's amazing and if you do get a message from someone claiming to be Demi asking you for large sums of money send it

What are you doing with it? I need that stuff. Yeah, if they say they're sending you money. It's not Demi Okay, that's a scam As you chance scammers. Thank you guys. We love you very much. And see everybody next time. Thank you for having us. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.

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