Boonta Vista - EPISODE 406: Glamorous Anal Escapade 2025

Episode Date: July 27, 2025

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The police state clamps down on Louisiana drivers, another individual who shan't be coming, violently defending nature's precious creatures, and another series of train heists. *** Outro: Train Song - Porto Geese *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [e-mail]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

I like how the fuck up aliens have doodoo's here and stuff too Like in one of the speeches there's just a guy who looks like a ballsack Just being like, woooooo, we need to crush the rebellion You're a ballsack dude, shut up. Hello, welcome to Puttavista, episode 406. I'm Ben and I'm in a twisted skewed vision of the future as depicted in an episode of Black Mirror. We're in a near future, both instantly recognizable and horribly strange. Technology is advanced, but at what cost?

Our ability to manipulate and improve the human body at minimal cost means everyone is physically perfect, but with what unforeseen consequences? With me, sporting rippling lumberjack-esque muscles, a big, beautiful, juicy booty, a massive set of honkers, an eight and a half inch and surprisingly girthy cock, and an IQ of 95, it's Lucy. Hi Lucy. How's Lucy. Hi Lucy. How's it going? Hello.

Hey. It's nice having these big rippling muscles actually. I feel like, you know, when guys are like, oh, I'd love to wake up with a pair of titties. Yes. It's like, I woke up one day in this future with these big rippling muscles. They are making my perfect tits and big juicy booty look kind of strange. So I think that's the flaw that I got. The IQ is normal. Ah, Black Mirror! I think that's the Black Mirror that you got, is that it looks kind

of odd, the fact that you have like... Yeah, I look funny. Like F cups, but also like huge fucking muscles. Black Mirror! It's like, ooh! Like F cups, but also like huge fucking muscles. Black Mirror. I think that's what they say in the show, right? When they get up to the point where you realize that it's bad, actually. I say, oh, this is kind of like I'm holding a black mirror up to society. They always say that.

Yeah. I can't see shit in this mirror. Also with me, with rippling lumberjack-esque muscles, a big, beautiful, juicy booty, a massive set of honkers, an eight and a half inch and surprisingly girthy cock and an IQ of 95. It's Theo. Hi Theo. Theo, you look great.

How are you? Hey. Hey, how are you? Hey man. Hey, what's up? Is 95 bad by the way? No, I think 95 is normal. What's the normal rate?

Oh, okay. 100. I think IQ is not good as a whole. It's bad. It's racist, ableist. It's stupid. It doesn't make sense. It's not consistent.

I think if you've got- I mean, I think it's great because I've got a good one. So I think it's a good measure. Yeah. Yeah, it's good. What's the minimum you have to have to get into Mansur again? What's the thing? It's just, you've got to be in the 99th percentile.

Which is? I don't know what the end of the bell curve for IQ is. I don't know. It's like 130 or something. I don't know yeah yeah I'm rocking a perfect hundo I'm a clean hundo that's a perfect score down the line I'm on the top of the bell curve but I'm looking down either side of the curve and I'm going you guys look fucking stupid down there yeah I love it on either side are kind of doing the like the crying Wojak as well On the left and the right and you're you're kind of doing like the the Chad Maybe even a giga Chad up there. I don't we can maybe offline this discussion I just don't know if that's the sort of thing. I wanted to bring into this podcast

You don't have to be describing, you know, like you kind of right you raise the IQ thing for Chad me I thought you gave it you gave me a 95 I think you gave me a 95. You're the perfect person for it. Then. Wojaks are pretty funny. Yeah. That guy's really mad, even though he's saying that he isn't mad or whatever. Yeah.

I think probably if you were ever describing one of those in real life, you kind of like fucked. Oh, 100%. It's time to just take a little break. I think if you're at a bar with friends, free of stimulus. I saw a funny Wojak the other day. Check this out guys. Yeah, it's his brain, but it's actually like his enormous balls that he's sitting on them.

Yeah, euthanasia. And finally, with rippling lumberjack-esque, a big beautiful juicy booty, a massive set of honkers and eight and a half inch and surprisingly girthy cock and an IQ of 95. It's Andrew. How are you, bud? Hey, hey bud. Hey. I'm smiling. Hey, hey Theo.

Hey Andrew. Hey Lucy. Hey man, you're looking good. Hey. Thank you. You're also looking good. If we all have this perfect body though, does it lose its, is it no longer special? Surprisingly no.

Like I wouldn't really be- Yeah, no. You think that's what the twist would be? It turns out it's amazing if we all have the perfect body. Oh, okay. Yeah. Like that's not the black mirror. That'd be so good. Get to the episode, you're just waiting for the moment where it drops where it's like, there's gotta be a fucking twist here. Everyone's just like, no, this is awesome. That's just Charlie Booker's like vision.

Oh, this is this one's the good one. Oh, this is this is a mirror. Yeah, this is just a regular guy. This is a utopia I've imagined. I've actually drawn quite a lot of pictures from it. It's like the animatrix gets it done in every different style. Here's a rippling abs man, big booty, huge dick done in the style of Japanese woodcut. That'd be a good tattoo. That'd be great. And you can try and convince people that it was like a traditional Japanese

folklore creature. The bigger the hog and the bigger the titties, the luckier it is. That's actually where they store their magic. We're all wearing our society's mandated Star Trek style uniform, beige bike shorts. Yeah, that's right. Very short, very little. Very short. Barely holding the girth in. Barely holding the girth in. Barely holding the girth in.

Yeah. And previously when society was worse, school, if your five and a half inch when Flassid Dong was hanging out of the left-hand side of your shorts, the teacher would come and slap it with a ruler to force everyone to make it come out of the right hand side. But because this is the perfect society now, they don't do that anymore. And 12.5% of all people have their beautiful flaccid cock glands poking out of the left hand side.

Do we all have a cock in this utopian society? Yeah. Yeah, it's beautiful. Beautiful breasts. The honkers in the booty. in this utopian society? Yeah. Yeah, it's beautiful. Beautiful breasts. It's beautiful. The honk is in the booty. Can we just not gloss over how quickly Theo got to that from the starting point that we were at before?

Jesus. Left handedness. Cock hanging out in shorts. Actually, the through line was 100% it getting slapped with a rule. Hey, that uh, the black mirror, it's got a distinctly English sense of irony to it that I think would maybe be lost on some Americans. We talk about Americans in America Watch. America. Yeah, they tried to bring Black Mirror across to the American, do an American version.

Turns out it was just the freaking 6.30 news. What with everything that's happening over there. What with the stuff that's going on. Yeah, that checks out. This comes to us from KLFY in Louisiana. Louisiana bans handheld phone use while driving starting August 1st. Oh, what a weird bloody George Orwell's America. It's a freaking, this is like a freaking black mirror episode.

This reminds me of a novel that I read once, an allegorical novel written by a man named George Orwell and it was set in the year 1984 and it was called... Animal Farm. That's right. What next? Banning happiness? Banning joy? Banning love? banning joy, banning love. Blood alcohol limit while you're driving.

Drinking while driving. I just didn't like, I just wouldn't, if you'd ask me if there was like anywhere left of the world where it was still legal to hold your phone while you were driving, I would have been like, ah, I don't know, maybe some of the looser places, maybe Costa Rica, maybe just wouldn't have thought, but I guess America finds way to surprise us. And they just like zooming through the bayou down there reading their phones. Yeah. They're all driving through the bayou. Would you actually have to go like out of your way to drive through the bayou?

It turns out I wanted to see some bayous. You have to get off the highway to do that. Found out. I wanted to see some bayous. You have to get off the highway to do that. Oh, really? Yeah. Because they're always there in like, uh, true detective. True detective. Their, their house is in a bayou like 90% of the time. That's true. It is primarily set on the industry.

It's not primarily set on the community though. The bayou community. Yeah. Okay. Swamp bound. Every now and then Matthew McConney's saying, Reggie LeDoux will pop into my head. Very satisfying. Where did that first season come from? We don't know. No, because they tried to make a bunch of other ones. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, actually, I think wasn't the first one heavily plagiarized from a novel that without giving credit to it? That sounds about right. Yeah. On those first, drivers will be given warnings. Lafayette Police Department Sergeant Robin Green explained that on January 1st, officers will begin to issue citations.

So you've got another like five months of just holding your phone. Five months of free phone holding. Yeah. Free phone use. I'll probably be completely finished Bellatro by that point. I think I'll gold stake everything. Five months? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Set yourself a goal. Maybe it's good like where they have the subway surfer playing so you can focus on a video or whatever that the Zoomers are doing. So what if like you just had subway server up in your car and make you like a better driver maybe? Yeah. You could put it like up, you know how they've got um now they've got the the like um your speed and stuff projected. Yeah, a car's got a little screen in the dashboard. I love that screen. What? Yeah, I love that little

screen. Black mirror. It's it stops you from looking down at the at the dash so your eyes are on the road but what if that was projecting subway surfer? there? And so you don't even, it's keeping your eyes on the road. It's keeping you engaged. It's keeping your attention. Yes. It's putting you in the flow state. Yeah. Do you see the guy that defeated the anti, what's the attention, the devices that they use to monitor attention in the Teslas while on fully self-driving because you're supposed to be, you know, you can't nap and that sort of stuff.

And he just put on the fucking the glasses from the Simpsons with the eyes open. Works perfectly apparently. Great. That's fucking awesome. Greatest company on earth. Quote, this law is just to keep everybody on the roadway safe, Green stated. Yep, makes sense. What a novel idea.

All right, great. Yeah, it kind of makes sense. Good fucking thinking, Louisiana. The new law gives an exemption to emergency responders and the dialing of 911 to report illegal activities and to report an emergency. Emergency responders? All people dialing 911 to report the other driver on their phone? Yeah. I can see him on their phone. Yeah.

I can see him on the phone. He's saying something into it. Would we have an exemption for that? Because that still seems crazy to me. If you need... Like paramedics, like driving, playing Monument Valley 2? They're pushing that block tower around? Beautiful ending.

You rush into the hospital while bleeding out and you want to be like, I should tell him I'm coming. Just dial in triple zero. Pull over brother, before you pull that phone out. What are you doing? Lafayette Police Sergeant Robin Green agreed that an easy way to practice remembering the new rule... Agreed?

Agreed with who? Lafayette Police Sergeant Robin Green agreed that an easy way to practice remembering the new rule is to drive with nothing in your hands, right? Okay. Yeah, he's agreeing with us apparently just Really preempted that one, but yeah, I agree Yeah, they are the the Colt 45 pistol that you're holding while you drive around, imagine that it's a phone. Put it down. And then put it down.

Put it down. If it were a phone, it could be dangerous. Yeah. So just pop it down. You can hold some things, right? Burger. Sandwich. You can hold a sandwich. Yeah. Six thousand ounce big gulp.

Steaming hot coffee cup. Yes. And it's still on all over the place. Filled to the brim. It's not on properly. You got that pre-McDonald's lawsuit coffee. Deeming hot coffee cup. Yes. And it's still on all over the place. It's not on properly. You got that pre-McDonald's lawsuit coffee just held in by surface tension, doing 85 miles an hour.

Actively burning your genitals. Apparently there was a better way. I got a coffee pot at home that I've jail jail-break to heat my coffee to like 180 degrees Celsius Extra hot boomer style? Yep You boomified your coffee pot? It's liquid coffee, but it's 120 degrees you tell me Ideally you want to have to put on those like those like metal working gloves in order and like a welding

face shield to get your coffee into your Stanley in your really big Stanley mug. Yeah. I think. Don't put the lid on the Stanley mug though, that's for pussies. They've got to put a PSA like introducing the people of Louisiana to the fine art of thumb drumming. Yes. Get those hands on the...

Okay, so first of all, the hands should be on the wheel, by the way. If you're looking for a natural place. I suffer. I suffer from, you know, kind of where do I... I'm very aware of my body. You do suffer, don't you? Where am I going to put all this stuff, right? And it's weird, like, everybody, I assume, is worried about where to put their hands, whether

they're putting their hands like in a normal spot. If everyone else is looking around the room, what are other people doing with their hands? So are they being weird about it? They're probably being very casual about it. Maybe put your hands to your side. That looks weird, okay? But with a car, very easy. Not 10 and two anymore.

The rules have evolved. It's okay. We just keep up to date. 9 and 3. Put those bad boys on the wheel. Hold on. Put some music on. Hold on.

This is the first time I hear about this. Since when did 10 and 2 become obsolete? We're at 9 and 3? Who's saying 9 and 3? The driving clock has moved to 9 and 3. Maybe you could get some music that's maybe got like a time signature that's not like the not the usual one. And you can occupy your mind.

So you know, it's hard. You're used to that stimulus from the phone. You can occupy your mind going, oh, that's actually in. I think the start of this song, which is the first song from the second album by the Mars Volta, I think that's actually in 23.8 if you count it out the whole way. And that's a lot of counting as well. You should close your eyes while you're counting it out. Yeah, it does. Yeah, I think maybe they should just start off by sort of getting them into rush, but you can tap out the intro to YYZ while you're on the steering wheel there, and you're not holding a phone the whole time that you're doing it.

Some Gojira? Yeah, but that might be too much for some people and that's fine. We're gonna introduce the good people of Louisiana to Tiesto. You know, just stay on the beat. That's all you got to do. Yeah. If that's... You got to tailor the solution to the person, you know, just got a important thing, hands on the wheel. Let's get some one, one time signature going for the people of Louisiana. What does that sound like? What does that sound like? Oh, oh shit.

Okay. It looks like as of, I guess the 20th of September, 2023, the current state of Number 2023, the current state of cell phone use while driving the United States is that you, they're making three different distinctions about the sets of rules. You can only do hands-free cell phone use, so basically can't touch your phone, same as like Australia. No touch cell phone use, yep. That's right. That you have just texting is prohibited specifically, which makes up like about half, it's evenly split.

Hold it to your ear for a phone call? Or you're holding it like to watch the maps while you're steering. Yeah. It is, it's pretty like it's coastal that you can't touch your phone at all on the coasts, middle of the country, uh, like the Midwest mostly you, you just can't text and then in the beautiful, big, gorgeous state of Montana, no rules, baby. Do whatever the fuck you like. You can just free or die. You can text and drive in Montana. No rules, baby. Do whatever the fuck you like. You can just free or die.

You can text and drive in Montana. A different state. Live free and die. Big, beautiful, open country like that. You know, a land just keeps rolling on. Open road, some texts, texts, anyone you like. Texting your exes. Yeah.

You got messages on that? You got WhatsApp? Some texts, texting anyone you like. Texting your exes. Yeah. You got messages on that? You got WhatsApp? Driving up, going to the Sun Road, texting your ex around those narrow bends. Nothing but you and the iPad Pro that you're holding in both hands. Completely obscuring your vision of the road. How the 13 inch iPad Pro dare me to drive? Quote, use your Bluetooth and if you have to use a speakerphone, which is fine, but the phone

cannot be in your hands. You can use a phone holder inside a vehicle, but not in your hand, Greed explained. I do love, in Australia you see a lot like, you know, obviously we have these, you're not supposed to be using your phone with your hands while driving and so people say to themselves, ah, I am like the Joker. I know how to evade the law. What I'm going to do is I'm going to turn on the speaker function of my phone so that it's in a hands-free mode, if you will will and then I will hold the phone in my hand six inches from my face for the duration of the conversation while I'm driving. Yes. And I have to imagine that

those people genuinely believe with their whole hearts and pussies that if they get pulled over they can say oh but it was I was hands-freeing my phone. Yeah. It's on speakerphone. And there are so many solutions to this as well. I mean, if you're of means, you have Bluetooth and blah, blah, blah. And you're in your car. That's not for a lot, a lot of people, obviously. So, you know, for others, you can get maybe like a secondhand pair of noise canceling headphones and put those on and I'll turn on the noise

canceling and, and also turn it up really loud so you can hear everything and you don't need the speakerphone on you just sort of get the outside world just completely blanked out a couple of pair of noise noise cancelling headphones it's the safest thing there is also it's a lower stimulus as well if you're driving around. It's a really dark sunglasses on. Ideally mirrored on the inside. Got that illegal tint going.

Yeah, the illegal tint going on both your car windows and your windscreen and your sunglasses. I'm really trying to take this stimulus down though. Because we all agree, headlights are too damn bright now. Headlights are too damn bright. We should be less stimulated in the car. So bright. People will stop acting up with that stimulation. They're so bright.

So let me tint my sunglasses. Let me tint my windscreen. You know? Sometimes if I'm going for a walk, like late of a nighttime, taking the dog for a walk and I've had a couple of beers, I'm getting into really melodramatically shielding my eyes from people's headlights. Oh God! And I hope that that gives them like a moment of introspection where they're like, wait,

I'm a cunt. Oh, my car has the cunt headlights. Do you think so? Do you think it might work? Probably not. I think it's going to get through to one person. It's going to be like, man, why did I buy this? I'm such an asshole. I blinded that poor boy.

Let's try. Oh, hairy boy. Let's try bringing in a new bit of, you know, social reinforcement where every time we see one of these, we start flashing our own headlights as though we are under the belief that they mistakenly have their high beams on. Do you know I do that? Sometimes I like I literally am debating going like are they are they do they have their high beams on or we all have that moment Theo of lights just like that for some car a car crests a hill

in front of us and we say those can't be your regular headlights. Ow, my retinas. Sir, you're doing damage to me and my optic nerve. Oh, we should just get laser pointers. We should just start lasering them like pilots. Just lasering the high beam guys. Yeah, how does it feel? What's up now when your corneas are gone?

Dick. How does your own medicine taste's up now when your corneas are gone? Dick. How does your own medicine taste? Probably bad, I reckon. It too Brutus? You know how there's that guy who puts the stickers on TikTok or Instagram or something, stickers on people's cars when they don't return their shopping cart? Has anybody ever seen this guy's account? No. Guy who just hangs out in parking lots and he has like a

GoPro on and when someone doesn't return their shopping cart he goes over and puts like it's I think he just has magnets made up so they can't claim that he's like vandalizing their car in any way and it and it just says something like just rude person, you know? It's really, it's like it's super innocuous and it's like there's nothing really bad on it. It's just like, you know, rude person, didn't put shopping trolley back kind of thing. And people go fucking insane. Like, like, Well, people don't like being like finding being criticized on the like on them moral behavior

Like ah, ah There's often some psychology happening. It's not me when people are made to feel bad about their actions Yeah, they then have to kind of invert that on the people around them. It turns out it's the sticker guy. That's the problem I'm sorry. It is the Instagram account Cartnarks. Cartnarks. Cartnarks. So close to. And he just has his camera on and he goes and puts a little thing on the car and people

go fucking crazy and he goes, oh well you could just put the car back. Yeah. Yeah. It's always an option, hey. And being America, people regularly threaten to kill him and brandish guns and everything. But maybe we need to bring in a program where we get some stickers going that say, too bright. And when you see a brand new model of car,

you just slap one over each of the headlights. Maybe that obscures 40% of the brightness that's coming out, helping everybody around and helping to inform people of what they're doing to the strangers around them. Maybe just like a subtle kind of sticker that just it's quite small, tiny lettering just says, your bright ass headlights have got me feeling like the very sunburned old Mexican man from the start of Close Encounters of the Third Kind. And I listen to Buntavista. That'd probably go viral.

Yeah. And we're not legally culpable for reasons we can't enumerate. So no, we're not legally culpable for anything. It's a podcast. No. Yeah. I think that's kind of outside the general. Yeah. It's like shouting fire at a crowded theater. Cool. Yeah.

Cool to do. Very funny. It's such a funny example in that you reckon that ever caused an incident? Like specifically that happened? I don't understand what the, what the thing is supposed to say. Because you'd leave it in orderly fashion. So you're not part of the problem. But other people wouldn't.

No, I mean, don't make this about my personality or anything. What does the saying mean? What is the conclusion we're supposed to reach about? Sorry, is this a common saying? Shouting fire. It's a thing. It's the thing about it's a, like a pathological example for freedom of speech, first amendment call.

Don't always understand metaphors. And they're like, and you know, going to the, ah, shouting fire in a crowded theater example and I'm like, yeah, tell me more about it. I need to know. I need to know what that means. What does that mean? What do you mean you can't extrapolate from just that sentence? What the point it's meant to be getting at?

Are you supposed to be allowed to do that or not? Not not allowed to do that. Okay, thank you. The point is about how like, yes, everybody has the freedom to say various things, but saying things can cause like harms and consequences. Why don't they say that? If you're in a crowd theater and you start screaming. They should just say that. People should just say what they mean.

Now you know I love puzzles. Let's update it and just say, shouting active shooter. You know, like I think that'll make more sense. Is that bad? Shouting Yochi in a TikTok. Am I right? Yeah, that's nice. No idea. Sorry.

Now, oftentimes, sometimes you, the listener, you'll hear... Hold on, oftentimes and sometimes? Oftentimes and sometimes you, the listener, will hear someone on this show having struggled with a simple concept and you feel compelled to explain it to all of us, like all of us don't understand it. You don't need to talk to us like all of us don't understand it. Yep. You don't need to talk to us about exceptions and free speech for things like public safety. We're mostly across that. Sometimes Theo just has a very literal brain and he struggles with some things. To name a few of the violations, the new law prohibits a driver from holding a phone to

make calls, text, post, take pictures or browse the web. I like that you have to specify every single one, like as though texting and posting would be different. Like, oh, I can't text. I guess I'll just tweet. I'll post. Yeah, the different parts of the brain. To be honest, I can post while like driving. It's no problem to me to post while driving.

Messaging actually lights up different. It's less thought. A message takes more of your thought, yeah. It's a different sign-up for something. Yeah, they showed it on fMRI, like different parts of the brain line up. When you're posting, it's right on the dopamine center. That's good.

Yeah, and you do need to list them all out, because otherwise the cops are going to have to deal with different people think different things are important. Yeah. Different people think different people. Things are a priority. So if you get pulled up and say, oh, oh, oh, now

it's illegal to take a photo of the tip coming out of the bottom of my my flesh colored bike shorts huh I needed to share that I was girthed out right now officer officer you understand that when you go down the right way you've got to get a photo of that in the next what 30 to 120 seconds officer so you get and you got to post that to the girth mirth chat. Yeah straight away. You're going in No need to reach for your gun sir, just take a look at the photos and tell me I'm wrong Unlock my device. Yes with pleasure Just swipe just swipe right from here just swipe yeah, do you can put the tip up to the fingerprint sensor? That would register.

Oh, I kind of want to try now. Why do you say no so quickly? I don't think that at work. Do you not have a curious mind and soul then? I've clearly already thought about it because I have a curious mind. No, they're looking, they need some sort of a pattern for it to actually store. And for that reason, I think it's more likely you could use the ball sack. Cause there's more fingerprint style ridges.

Too big though. I think you got to, you got to kind of choose the right tool for the job. Oh, you'd need to dial in on the correct zone of the ball sack every time you wanted to validate it again, which I think we can all agree would be too. And like, it's going to be weather. It's just to be weather. We're talking about setting up the ball sack as your fingerprint sensor on your phone and then repeatedly having to use your ball sack to unlock the phone. We can take this off live.

We don't need everybody here for this. Yeah, it started off being about the tip, but I think we all agreed that that's too smooth. It's unreasonable. I don't agree with that. That's the realm of the fantastic. I want to look more into it. I don't agree with that.

That's the realm, realm of the fantastical. I want to look more into it. All right. Louisiana state trooper, Peggy Burke reminded us that hands-free phone use while driving applies to the highway. Oh, the highway is part of the road? Highway is part of the road. Yeah. Okay.

Oh, what is it about cars that make people like such stupid cunts? Like just stupid, selfish pieces of shit. And it is like by far the most dangerous thing that like 99% of us are going to do in any particular day. In any situation, in any day. You are literally operating heavy machinery. You know what?

When I get onto the highway, I'm actually allowed to put both feet up on the dash and kind of paint my nails. Because it's boring. Because there's nothing else to do on the highway. It's boring. It's called road hypnosis and it's dangerous. That's why you have to do something to entertain yourself. When you're driving through the suburbs, there's a lot of frequent turns and stopping, traffic lights and stuff like that. I understand you need to be aware. You get out on the highway, a big beautiful smooth road. Nothing to do do nothing to watch Cruise controls taking care of most things probably yeah, my dopamine. Do you have lane assistance on subway surfer on the dash?

Yeah, you know you can only say horse every time you see a horse so much Yeah, and you need the lane assistance because you're watching subway surfer and sometimes there's like a train coming and you kind of jerk your wheel just just out of reflex oh get out of the way of the train and you want that lane assistance to kind of say up I know that's a Subway Surfer related jerk on the wheel yes just thank you mr. Mazda back in I understand I've only driven one car that has like lane assistance in it and it was a higher car from when we were in Hobart a while back and it scared the fucking shit out of me because I've never had something else take the wheel from me before. And also it doesn't make it safer as well by the way they kind of checked on that cruise control like adaptive cruise control very good someone stops suddenly in front of you one your

car had already made sure you're going the correct, like a decent distance behind them and two, it can react much faster than you. Right. The lane assist they checked. They were like, did they, you know, whatever, and no, it doesn't, it's actually, it's stupid. It's stupid. Most things that they're putting in cars now are just stupid.

Yeah. The thing that tells you if there's someone in your blind spot, stupid. Actually like that one. That's probably good that those are now mandatory in cars, but I also, I don't know, it seems lazy. Are you too good to turn your head? Do a little shoulder check? I'm turning my head too.

Okay. It's just got a little bit, a little backup, little safety net. A little support. Everybody needs support, Ben. Sometimes I'm tired. When I see someone parking with the like the parking camera, that's, I'm getting the ick. I've never parked a car, but I'm like,

oh pathetic, pathetic, lazy. I hate the reversing camera. I don't use it if I'm in a car with one. I don't look at it. I cover it with one hand. I don't need this information. It is unholy to me. I'm like Luke turning off his targeting computer.

Fuck off. Don't need it. I'm better without it. No, I love mine because mine has like a series of cameras around the car that then stitch together a bird's eye view. The top down one? Like it looks one of those like extremely high FOV music videos from the 90s. Yeah, it rules. I don't know how to do it that we're like four non blondes in here what is going on and if you're under 30 you're in trouble and if you're over 30 Marvin Gaye maybe yeah oh yeah that's a really good point yeah Yeah, oh yeah, that's a really good point. Wow, that's kind of fucked up to cut for. We're like four Marvin Gayes in here?

Like four Ford Unbods. Quote, you're going fast on a highway, Burke added. I mean, highways are between 55 and 75 miles an hour usually. If you're going that fast, it's so fast. That's not even the fastest highway speeds they have over there. I mean, it might be the fastest in Louisiana, but 120. Yeah. If you go on that fast, you're not realizing when you look down at your phone for five

seconds, even if it's like a quick glance, you've already traveled the length of a football field. If I could have included a burger in there somehow, they might've really made it comprehensible to the American mind. A picture of a football field. Yeah. Now picture you're a burger traveling at 75 miles an hour and that burger is looking at nudes that he's getting sent by his wife.

Anniversary tomorrow! Just what, look, you got to turn off the thing that puts the pictures in your notifications. That notification can wait. So you get pull off like the nearest exit. Just pull off, fight a spot and pull up the dudes. If you've been offended by anything that we said in that segment, cause we're making fun of Americans. Don't contact us. Here's some stuff from some people who did contact us. It's time for the Bunt Vista hotline. You can send us an email.

Mailbag at BoontaVista.com Maybe DM us on Twitter. You could even message Facebook. But we don't really check the Facebook yet. 800-317-515 That's the Boonta Vista hotline. [phone] We've had two people manage to sneak stories through our tight, tight firewall this week. This first one comes in to us from cher Listener Tim, who is the guy that

looks like Mr. Beast. What's up Mr. Beast? I'm going to love that dude. He's so sweet. I saw him last week. I think last weekend. Mr. Beast? The guy that looks like Mr. Beast.

Came to the bar? Yeah. He pops in every now and then. He sure it wasn't Mr. Beast? I'm relatively certain. His voice is quite pleasant to listen to. Mr. Beast is not. What's his smile like?

There's warmth to it. There's a genuine warmth. There's a soul. And there's life in his eyes. Life in his eyes. A quick podcast meeting. Motion to refer to Cherish Listen to Tim as Mr. Mr. Beast. Yes.

Oh, Mr. Mr. Beast and the Mr. Beast is in quotes. Yes, sir. I said you're Mr. Mr. Beast and the Mr. Beast is in quotes. Yes, I said, you're Mr. Beast. This is sort of a follow-up to something that we spoke about in episode 391, A Cutout for Hanging Dom. Do you guys recollect the, uh, I shan't be coming lady. Of course.

Yeah. Yep. She repeated the book hotel rooms and then, and then cancel them. Yeah. At the last second. But she would also pay for the booking. Well, I think she was getting refunds for them.

I'm still not, I have not figured it out and everyone that tried to explain it to us Got it wrong as well So I think we're just gonna have to accept your role as dumb as us. Yeah Just just finding out I wasn't on that episode. So now I feel like I'm not having a stroke, which is great. Oh 10 a.m. And you're like I shan't be coming. That's right. Now it's a callback to the episode. You shan't have been coming. Edward. I mean he might have been. Oh!

Ayyy. It's Saturday morning, you know. Important. Gonna take your chances. You got a very different life to me. This is from Japan today. Man arrested for making false reservations for 258 hotel rooms in Tokyo. Ah, Ikimasu. Yeah. Technically be against their system.

Now wouldn't this technically be against their system? And I think the best way to do these sorts of jokes is to make yourself laugh so hard at them that you can't quite tell them to make the joke. They do. Probably safest, yeah. That's a layer of abstraction between myself and him. Police in Tokyo have arrested a 28-year-old man on suspicion of fraudulent obstruction of business after he made false reservations for 258 rooms at a hotel in Tokyo last December. According to police, Junki Senuki, who is a former clinical laboratory technician of Shimane University Hospital in Izomu, Shimane Prefecture is accused of making the false reservations with different email addresses for the hotel which is

directly connected to Haneda Airport from December 16th to 19th. That is one long sentence. You say former clinical laboratory technician. Yeah and quite recent actually. Promotion get a promotion maybe? Police said Sanuki is believed to have used multiple false names and made the reservations while he was on duty using a hospital computer. Records of false reservations for more than 580 rooms in the same hotel were found on Sanuki's smartphone and other devices. Mr. Policeman, I gave you all the clues.

Yeah, it's all here on the one computer. On the one device. Do you think he was inspired by the other lady? This is a crazy thing to also do. I guess, maybe. Like logged into Gmail and you click in the corner on your, on your profile. And it comes up with 580 other email addresses for you to switch to. up with 580 other email addresses for you to switch to. Sanuki is thought to have had trouble over the use of a TV in his room when he previously

stayed at the hotel in November. I love a good grievance. Just trouble over the TV? Like he had a grievance? Couldn't get the TV to work? Yeah. I can't get the soft cloth pornography working on here. That's why I was thinking it was one of those video on demand things. You charged me. You're trying to watch the pornography and I can't see the TV to work. Yeah. Maybe it was one of those like- How can you get the soft cloth pornography working on here? Yeah. That's why I was thinking it was one of those video on demand things.

You charged me- You're trying to watch the pornography and I can't see the vagina. You charged me for the- It's all blurred out. Oh, for the whole movie. Just the tip of the penis? Why? But I only used the first 12 minutes.

Well, maybe he's- hey, maybe he's watching pay-per-views on Japanese hotel room TV and it's like, I can see the vagina. This is fucked up. I need a real. Oh, this is disgusting. This is unpixelated and I am scared. I, when I was like 24 and I was staying at a fancy hotel in Chicago, I got home absolutely shit-faced drunk

from doing a solo bar crawl around beautiful Chicago. I was like, fuck it. I'm treating myself. Spent $25 on a pornographic movie on the hotel, uh, video on demand system, and then immediately passed out. It's a play on a loop. I'm so sorry. I didn't get to watch the pornographic movie.

I didn't get to watch big wet asses 18 because I blacked out It'd be so funny if it was on autoplay like queuing up the next one great big asses, too Like you know that it's only gotten better from there you kind of want to go for a sweet spot where They've built on their technique, but they're not tired of it yet So you want to understand the backstory of the characters though. Well, but my problem is, even if it's not connected, if you start at eight, you may not like the the kind of technical changes, the production in one might bother you and you might be depriving yourself of the enjoyment that you would have otherwise gotten by watching the first one first.

You can kind of see where their technique and talent sort of grew from. You know how ages ago we had an episode that I think is called like Big Wet Arses 17 or something along those lines. This is we were talking about the guy whose parents throw out his enormous pornography collection and there was a lawsuit. I had sort of, that was a long time ago and I couldn't quite remember whether or not that was something that we had made up or whether it was a real name of a pornographic movie because that would be kind of funny if it is real, because that's silly, right?

Big wet arses. Is it a joke from something? Is it just a thing that we keep saying? The other day I was rewatching season one of Tim and Eric, and then there's a scene with, it's like a pretend intro to a porn movie, but with someone who looked like a pornographic actress in it. And I was like, I wonder if she's actually does porn. Which is everybody on the show as well.

And then in her credits was Big Wet Arses. One of the Big Wet Arses movies. Oh my God. Yeah. The universe is full of all of these little fucking connections. So much beauty in the world. I can barely take it all in. There's 23.

There's 23 of 32 of them. 32 Big Wet Arses? A's 23 of 32 of them. 32 big wet asses? That's a lot of asses. A glamorous anal escapade. I don't like, I like two maximum. Are these all feature length? I'm seeing them in the movie database. Oh, feature length big wet ass? There's 48 hours of big wet asses? Glamorous anal escapade, 2025. You know what? I wasn't thinking about it being anal focused. I thought we were just looking at the asses. Oh yeah, I thought it was just regular sex with oiled up butts.

Yeah, that seems like it. Yeah, but the butts are wet. Yeah, the butts are dripping wet. Someone's coming out with one of those misting guns they use when they're doing ads for Coke or whatever. More water droplets. When questioned, he denied the charges saying, quote, I've never had any trouble with the hotel, so I don't understand why I was arrested this time.

I mean, you could take a guess. I think it's the hotel reservations. Yeah. Starting to make claims in front of the media like, I didn't have any trouble. I mean, you could take a guess. I think it's the hotel reservations. Starting to make claims in front of the media, like I didn't have any trouble, the movie played perfectly well and I busted. Yeah. No refund was necessary and I checked out on time.

I didn't do it. It was not me. I simply did not do that. Do you think they're still making money from like hotel porn videos anymore? They can't be, right? I don't understand anything about the economy. I mean, what do you over head?

That must have been once lucrative, right? Like paying for hotel pornography. Yeah. Cause you could probably even worth like, the margin was probably good enough that it was worth putting up with all the people who had to insist in front of their family that they didn't watch it at the front counter, you know?

Yeah. Well, that's a them problem. Oh, this charge is very surprising to me. Uh, uh, babe, why don't you take the kids out of the car and I'll handle this. You probably just, uh, you just cast it to your TV. Yeah, but they never work. Not for porn, just for casting or something. Oh, sure.

You could also get a USB-C to HDMI adapter, I guess, to just run it as a second screen like directly off your phone as well. I mean, you probably should watch porn on your TV. You probably just watch it on your phone, right? Maybe you should watch porn on your TV. That's fucked up. That's weird. I mean, I wouldn't.

It happened. But it's very luxurious. That's one of the most opulent things that I can imagine. That seems too opulent. That's... The screen's too big. It's too immersive it's very luxurious. That's one of the most opulent things that I can imagine. That seems too opulent. That's... The screen's too big. It's too immersive. You get scared.

You're like the train coming at the audience. Ah! Reflexively dodging cum shots. That's the first time seeing a 3D movie. Whoa! Ah! I almost got hit by that tire coming off that car. Shimano University released a statement on its website saying, quote, we deeply apologize for a former employee causing concern and anxiety or all involved.

We take this news seriously as it has significantly damaged the university's social credibility and the trust placed in our faculty and staff. Oh, don't beat yourselves up. It's not your fault. I don't blame you for this guy making 580 hotel reservations, Shimano University. Have not been dishonorable. There is a way he could reclaim his honor and the honor of Shimano University though. There is, there is. We have another one here.

This was sent in by listener Jules. Thank you Jules. Does Jules look like anyone famous from the internet? Didn't check. I only do a big deep dive on the people that have emailed us about half the time, I reckon. Yeah. Okay. I would like it if listeners also started sending in a headshot and maybe any celebrities

that they think they look like along with the stories that they're proposing This is from WKRC Woman attacked driver that hit killed chicken that was crossing the road per police All right, I did say this lady actually a Woman who stopped at an intersection to allow a chicken to cross the road allegedly attacked another driver with bear mace for speeding by her and killing the bird. Yeah.

Well you would, right? Imagine that, stopping to let a duck cross the road and some guy just comes and like cleans it up. Yeah, just pulverizes it into like red mist. Yeah. You'd be pretty upset. And you go hunt him down and kill him. Yeah. You'd be pretty upset. Yeah. And kill him. Yeah. Someone almost ran over me and Lou the other night.

Like we had the right of way crossing the road. We were on the flashing red man finishing our cross of the road. And then a guy just doesn't check to see cause it's a bit of a blind corner and just speeds around the corner almost cleans both of us up and I yelled at him a little bit. I'm only human. Yeah. I wasn't like, Hey, fuck you buddy. Yeah. All right. My dog and I am walking here. And then kind of gestured in a big like, ah, maybe I'll fight you. Probably won't. Probably right away. But I felt so powerless after that moment of being like, I have a serious grievance with this man, which is now like,

I can't do anything about. No. And he's just gone. He's probably never going to think about it again. Yeah. If he'd done that like one second earlier, he probably would have got us. And now I just kind of, I guess this isn't very charitable of me or very like open-hearted, but I kind of want to kill him, but I don't know how I would find him. Hopefully he will receive like karmic justice, but

he was in a go-get car as well. So it's not like I could have even been like, just kept an eye out for his car and then throwing a brick through his window. He's like the gray man. He's just disappeared. He's turned the go-get back over to go-get. Yeah.

He's walked away from the counter, his limp slowly disappearing. There's no counter with go get that's kind of the pitch of it No idea what you're talking about There they're car share things we just leave them parked fucking anywhere they like the e scooters But their cars and you just like use an app To Yaris on the sidewalk Walking away I'm just putting a Toyota Yaris on the sidewalk. You have to live in a car park. Getting away, walking away. A good friend, Demi Lardner, is a frequent user of GoGet.

GoGet? I've never heard of this. This is crazy. So you don't have to pay a driver. You just kind of find one of these cars. You just find a car at the side of the road and take it. You just use an app to unlock it. And then you get in, you drive it for however long you want.

You fart on the seats as much as you like. This is fucking insane. As much as I need. Ben, I've had two incidents in recent weeks, very similar to what you're describing, that have infuriated me for the same reason where I have stepped out onto a very clearly marked pedestrian crossing, the big fuck- off stripes on the road and everything, and there's a car coming, and it just kind of doesn't slow down and continues across the crossing.

Like, you know, I'm going to say a foot to a meter away from me and the other people that I'm with. I do the international gesture for what the fuck. Hold both my hands up to my shoulders, and I go for what the fuck. Yeah. Hold both my hands up to my shoulders. And I go, what the fuck? And the person looks at me from the car. This has happened both times in a row. Looks at me from the car and holds up their own hand

in a gesture of, I'm sorry if only there was something I could do. I don't know what to tell you bud. I'm just inside this runaway vehicle that I have no relationship to. If only there was something anyone here could do to change the trajectory or speed of this car. But alas, there isn't, they say to me in this brief window of time. Stop being constant with your cars.

Stop driving like you can just drive more. How much of this episode has been complaints about drivers? I'm just, I'm really mad at it. The amount of times I nearly get hit by a car is just like, it's just, it's just Stop driving. You can just drive more slowly. I'm really mad at it. The amount of times I nearly get hit by a car is just constant. And every time the person looks at you, like we're both involved in this thing that's just happened to the two of us. It's an upset that happened to both of us. As opposed to you are the person who's steering the car and controlling its speed and looking at the road and everything. Looking at me like we're both surprised this happened does make me want to kill you.

It does make me want to kill you. When I make a mistake like this, I think I managed to convey sincere contrition with the gesture that I give them, like the pedestrian after I've made the mistake. a mistake like this. I think I managed to convey sincere contrition with the gesture that I give them, like the pedestrian after I've made the mistake. I think people can sort of tell from a lot of my sayings. I wouldn't think it's usually not contrition. It's usually indignance as though like the pedestrian is in the wrong. That's the most frequent. Like, why were you in my way on the road?

Yeah. Yeah. Is it in all of these situations, the best I can get from someone is, oh, what are you going to do. Yeah. Is it in place for car? In all of these situations the best I can get from someone is, oh what are you gonna do? Yeah. It's not even like, oh I'm really sorry I fucked up. It's just like, oh that's crazy huh? Such is life. I had a really weird one the other day where I was coming out from like our back streets where we live onto a main road and I'm turning right. So Americans imagine that you turn and left, right? So I'm trying to turn right across this four lane road and in this T intersection coming onto it and across the road, it was like a lawn care kind of deal.

It had a flatbed truck with like one of those little trailers on the back. And he turns, he's going on the main road and he goes to turn right and do a U-turn and then tries to do it like in the street that I'm in. So he turns right across me and then goes beside and tries to get around me all the way and fails and then he opens his window and goes, hey mate, there's two lanes here. There's not, there's one lane there, but he's like upset that he's unable to do a U-turn around my car where, where I am on this side street, waiting to turn

across the thing and like- And he's a peasant from Fable. And, and Caitlin's like, honey, he's just upset because he's done the wrong thing. Yeah. I'm like, thank you for, thank you for letting me know, uh, the intricacies of social interactions. Uh, this has actually been very helpful for me and it's sort of cleared my mind of blame for this incident.

Yes, you are fine. He is seeking validation cause he knows that he's fucked up. And so he's, he's projecting his anger outwards to save himself from projecting it inwards. What do you have to say in that situation? He's the king of the highway. Yeah. All that.

You have to look him in the eyes and you have to say, hey shhh. Yeah. Hey L. I forgive you. Hop up on shusha shusha. Hey, it's okay. It's going to be okay. Shush shush shush shush shush shush.

Everything's going to be okay. Everything's going to be all right, pal. And then you flip him off. You do a burnout. Yeah. Throw something at his car, ideally a full 64-hour strig. Yep. And then you say, fuck yourself, 2025.

Get out of there. According to an arrest report obtained by law and crime, 38-year-old Cynthia Sosa stopped at an intersection on July 9th to quote, let a chicken across the road when another driver quote, began honking at her and later passed her running over the chicken. Yeah. Where have you got to go that's so important? Where do you need to be? That's always the thing. Why do you need to get to your destination two minutes early?

I don't care where you're going. Slow the fuck down. What, you're going over to a friend's house to play FIFA? Get the fuck out of here. He'll wait. He will wait. Sosa reportedly pursued the driver out of frustration about the chicken's death. Upon catching up to the stop driver, Sosa allegedly blocked the road in front of

the victim's vehicle, got out of her car and attempted to open their door. What's up, motherfucker? Love this. This is amazing. This woman is a warrior. She is a warrior of life. We should give her a gun. Yes.

Or at least like a spear and a net. Yeah. You reckon our vigilantes should have classes? Yeah, I reckon this is one of the gladiator classes and I think it's probably a good move. It's versatile. Gives you a ranged option. Yeah, so damage mitigation. Low armor though. It gives you a ranged option, tangles up your enemies. Some damage mitigation. Yeah. Low armor though.

Quote, they began fighting over the door, the report allegedly said. Cynthia wanted to teach her a lesson, so she pulled out her bear mace and sprayed it into the vehicle, spraying the victim directly in the face while she was seated inside. Do you think bear mace is better than like man mace? Oh yeah, it's got to be stronger because the bear is bigger. It's like stronger? Stronger stuff, yeah. It's got to be stronger because the bears are bigger. Stronger stuff. Yeah. The bears are stronger.

Notoriously strong. I think, I mean, I'm obviously on Cynthia's side here. I will say this is a bit of a dud play by the chicken killer that if someone has like obstructed your car and it's getting out of the car, just reflexively, maybe just hit the lock all doors button. Yeah. It's not, you shouldn't be fighting over the door at that point. You should be Garen Newmaning. I'm going to say though, I use the lock all the doors button

so infrequently that whenever I do actually think, maybe I'll pop this bad boy on, I find myself looking for a while. Yeah. My car's got like five buttons, so it's pretty easy to find. Right. On, off. We're also counting accelerator and brake as buttons. So Sore reportedly fled the scene, but was eventually pulled over by police and taken into custody. She was charged with two counts of aggravated battery and one count of burglary with assault or battery.

Now, let's just, if we're weighing this on our scales of justice. Yes. One life taken, life spared, really, on balance. Which is like fine. Anubis is nodding. Yeah, that's gold. As light as a feather, baby. Come on in. It's great. Up here, down here. I don't know where the Egyptians conceived of the afterlife being, whether it was sort of physically located.

Not sure, but this seems a balanced, balanced trade-off. Yeah, I think that's fine. Let her walk like that chicken couldn't. Yes. This is kind of exactly what we need. Like more people willing to defend nature, because a lot of people say they love the environment. They say they a lot of people say they love the environment.

They say they love animals. They say they love the forest, but like who's out here attacking forestry workers? Chasing down another car with their base. This is practice. Are you ready to leave your masters and become the nature Ronin? Yes. To wander the woods in defense of the animals. Who speaks for the animals?

Ah, me and my dikatana. You could obstruct all sorts of things that are going to impinge on the environment, oil pipelines, the constructions of new railroads. We talk about trains, which go on railroads, in trainly speaking. I'm talking to my train, but she doesn't understand me. We travel around the world and she don't know. The things that I would say if I could talk to my train and she could tell me everything she knows. But I've got to keep my feelings bottled up until the day that mandatory translation

is succeeding. And I'd ask that we'd be wed, my train, my wife instead, if I could be train-ly speaking. Toot toot. This comes to us from the City News Service in California. $10,000 reward offered after hundreds of firearms stolen from freight trains in LA. Hey, you snooze you lose. Man, it is crazy out there. A $10,000 reward was announced Friday for information leading to those responsible for stealing hundreds of firearms from freight trains in Los Angeles last month. The thefts

occurred in early to mid-June from Union Pacific trains passing through Los Angeles, according to the US Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives. Didn't we have one of these recently? Some train rubberies? Yeah. We did. Last time it was kicks. Oh, right. It was, it was cool shoes. Yet unreleased Nikes, which is just fucking amazing.

But again, they've got to have someone on the fucking inside, right? I'd probably look at those same guys, cause how many people know how to do a train heist? I feel like that's a pretty specific skill. It's probably them. And I feel that they should have stolen the guns first. Because with guns you could do more train heists. You could do another train heist.

Yeah. Bigger trains. Steal more. More Nikes. I don't even know if they caught the people that did the last one, did they? I don't think so. We were talking about it. It's probably the same people.

It's fucking amazing. This is so cool It's just so much fun to picture people like pulling up a truck Longside a train gone car 3 car 5. I got a sexy little band red bandana on their face God, they probably look fucking amazing sexy belt buckles Yeah, beautiful belt buckles and they don't want to kill anyone No, unless they're forced to we're just saying the guns ma'am Don't want any trouble This yeah, but someone's gonna be they will take it tell them hey, by the way, it's these cars that are full of guns

For sure. It's gonna have some kind of inside stuff going on For sure, it's going to have some kind of inside stuff going on. Also, I feel like a working country shouldn't just have, like a working country currently not at war civilly within its borders, probably doesn't need to be like freighting around like whole cars full of guns. Well, you got to get guns from A to B. It's probably better for the environment to do it this way than by truck. I guess definitely better than by air freight. Yeah but Where are the guns coming from the gun factory to the gun shops? That's why there's so many guns at a time I guess that's a gun plant. So if they're going to LA. We gotta make them and transport them

We should probably stop. There's probably like enough guns already out there we can just circulate the ones we already have. Yeah, what if we don't ban guns, you just stop making new guns? Yes! Yeah! Yeah! We're talking! See, that's something we can all get behind.

I think I'm preferring to imagine that this is the rare gun collection of an evil capitalist that is being stolen. Maybe they're gonna be redistributed to some local communists. This is Warren Buffett's gun collection. Like when I agree with the guns, yes. When it's advantageous to us. Yes.

This is Papa John's gun collection. Hahaha. The Missouri bound trains originated in Long Beach and were hit... Oh, maybe they were coming from... Yeah, coming from the... The port, the international weapons going to Missouri. And they were, quote, hit in what investigators called targeted thefts, according to a Bureau social media post.

Empty gun boxes were later discovered in Long Beach and in the Riverside County communities of Coachella and Mecca. Oh, they're going, oh, the boxes aren't the important part. Damn it. We found them. Oh, geez. It's just so many guns. Good news and bad news,

saying returning the boxes to the owner. You can use these to store your junk, like old photos and stuff. Put them in there. How attached were you to like the gun part of the shipment? Some of them have a picture on the front of a gun. Yes. Some of them still have the manuals in the box.

Not all is lost. Good to read. And it's got a sort of molded plastic in there for holding the gun and you could use that to make some terrain for your necromunda campaign. You spray paint that with a sort of silver spray paint, put some rust on there. Pretty cool. Great news, the warranty card is still in the box. the warranty card is still in the box. I think that was definitely an episode of the podcast. Punto Vista. Thank you so, so much for joining us in this crazy journey. If you have a strong desire, even a weak desire,

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