Boonta Vista - EPISODE 413: Shit Being Stupid And Sucking Awfully

Episode Date: September 14, 2025

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Hello, it's like the regular radio is on and I genuinely forget that's an option in my car, so I can't even, it's like the white-hot radio is on, and I genuinely forget that's an option in my car, so I can never dealt it. Yeah, same with life. It feels me with the white hot rave here in the radio. Yeah. Yeah. Hello, welcome to Winter Vista, episode 413. Oh, I'm Theo. Oh, and I'm waking up in this beautiful king-sized bed. Sitting up, I'm nude, obviously, but I'm very tastefully covering the lower half of my body with the sheet.

What did I do last night? Hmm, I bet I can hear the sound of the shower in the next room, in the onsuit. Maybe this will provide a clue. And as the shower stops, outwalks Andrew with a towel wrapped around his waist, his... Don't give them this. Masculine body rippling with water. Andrew, did we? What happened last night?

I don't know, but I needed a thorough, thorough shower. Yeah. Needed a scrub. I needed to exfoliate. You're feeling a bit dirty all over. Oh. I couldn't say exactly what happened but I can definitely feel that I had been coated

in a thick layer of sweat for my tongue to any part of my body salty as fuck beautiful it's lovely to see you here too Andrew you too you notice that some of my chest hair's been going great oh that makes you I think that gives you a real rudite look a real look of erudition

first time first time first time new out loud word. Erudite? What did I say? Arudite.

Arudite. Arudite. Yeah, first time out loud. We need a word for that. Like a first Gisprechen or something. I bet there's a

German compound word for that. You've been reading it for your whole life. You don't realize until it's too late until you said it at a dinner party and everyone's looking at you like you've crawled out of a swamp. Oh, well, I better weirdly Seguue to the next person. Funny.

Yeah, right? That was good. Now, with the lack of the shower noise, I can hear something else. Some movement in the house. It sounds like eggs sizzling on a fry pan. I know that sound. Lucy, are you making eggs out there?

What did we do last night? I know that sound. I know that sounds. that sound. It's Lucy cooking eggs. I'm just here cooking eggs. I don't think I'm involved with whatever else went on. No, I don't think so either.

I'm just here to cook. I think you, I do remember you just, you stayed up all night playing cod. Yes. I've been out here playing Call of Judy, just team death match eight hours and now I'm making eggs. Yeah.

For me. Sorry, just from me, this isn't a shared experience. Yeah, I think those are the last eggs. Yeah, thanks,

Lucy. Yeah. But Lucy's finished on the eggs, which means that the lack of the fripad noise has revealed a second shower coming from a second onsuit and outsteps Ben, a towel around his waist. What's happening, brother? Beautiful body. Ben, what did we do last night? I think we all sucked and fucked each other except for Lucy who was gaming. Yeah.

I think that's what happened. I had the headset on, so I didn't hear anything. You guys could hear me. She's happy in his own. I was saying a lot of slurs. She was yelling at. Every now and then we have to pop out for a glass of order and you're giving us that smile.

Yeah. And you can picture in your own mind to say what that smile is. Well, you guys don't mind if I go to the toilet while you're here, do? Because I mean, we've already seen. There's two onsuits. There's two odd suites. It depends. Are you like number one, number two?

Can you go a little bit? I think it's number two. Like which onsuit is furthest away? Why does it have to be another onsuit? Couldn't it be just a freestanding bathroom, not attached to a bedroom? No, we only have onsuits in this house. I think a more important question is becoming, What did you eat last night?

Oh my God, have you seen that? Have you guys been on Blue Sky or like the Discord? Sorry. Don't talk through the onsuit door. We can see later. Wait, are we doing this at your house because you don't have a door on your Onsweet. Sorry, that's right, there should be reverb.

But have you seen the news? What are you doing? Have you seen the news? There was a shooting at. Oh, I don't like those ones. Come on. Yeah, in Utah. All right.

Can I just break this one down a little bit? So we've woken up in the same house together. Strong implications. Sit on the morning that it was that Charlie Kirk got shut. What? But also you have died away. I haven't gotten that far yet.

So many layers here that I don't understand how they go together. Two onsweets? Life is just like that sometimes. One on each side. One on each side. Yeah, that's with a trouble. No door or neither. No door. Not either.

You've only got onsuits. So I had to come in in the night. Like you guys were doing whatever you were doing. And I was like, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Yeah.

Sorry. Excuse me. Still got my headset on. Sorry. Sorry. Lucy's fourth big can of white monster has finally hit I can't keep putting it off That's right though

You guys were making a lot of noise Do you have a way to land this one Or are you just kind of hoping that we were just sort of Okay Oh we've already passed the denou more Yeah Whatever disgusting food Theo ate last night To give him a bad case of the shits

Might have come from a menu We talk about menus It looks like menus back on the menu Looks like menu Back on the menu boys This comes to us from KTVI and Missouri Missouri restaurant swamped with fake menu items No

I want to eat them Yeah Well they're not real Fuck And they've been swamped They've been swamped What do imagine them Swamped

Swampininas in Wensville Missouri has been in business for over 25 years serving customers and becoming a staple in the community for its homemade dishes. Mama Mia. But the mum and pop business has recently come across a peculiar problem, something even full-time manager Eva Gannon wouldn't have expected. Gannon? Gannon.

That is correct. It involves Google AI displaying items on the menu as well as specials that don't exist, and it's confusing employees as well as frustrating customers. Okay. Yeah. All right. I hate this. I hate this so much.

that even the good people of Wensville, Missouri, the mom and pops of Wensville, Missouri, 25 years, Stephaninas. And they ain't never had to handle anything like this. Gemini's saying it's got fake menu items. Gemini's Virgo's, Pisces are there. I mean, Geminiys are all liars, so that makes sense. Yeah, well, it's the AI overview. The AI overview is doing it.

Yeah. That's genuine. I feel like people should be just like trained out of this. this, right? You arrive at the restaurant and you say, hey, can I have the, you know, whatever, whatever's come up and say, no, you stupid fuck. What did you get that from? Do you believe the AI? Yeah. I think you might have to. You stupid piece of shit. You would say, oh, you're stupid. You're not smart. Yeah, you're an idiot. You're an idiot. It's just lies. Like, it's just made up. Is this the first time, like, experiencing this? Have you not been paying any

attention? Do you think we would have had $5 biscuits and gravy? Yeah. In post-Joe Biden's America? Are you fucking stupid? Maybe just a short shot slap to the face from the waitstaff. Yes. When you ask one of the fake menu items. Wow. Yeah.

And if you need to ask for clarification, just another one. I think the waitstaff should do, you know, the bit in midsummer where the guys like tripping balls and having a bad time sitting at the table and he's trying to ask for help and the guy sitting next to him just collapsed in his face? Yeah. I think they should do that. Oh, I'll get the $5 dollar biscuits and gravy. Big clap right in front of you first. Quote, I'm doing one shift a week in the dining room and a customer came in asking for a special I wasn't aware of, Gannon recounted. I wanted to check with some of the other badges that day to make sure I wasn't missing anything.

Ganon told next hour's Fox 2 that the customer showed off his phone, hoping to find the menu item, he was looking to order. Quote, when he told me how he found the information, he typed it in his Google. search bar. At that first response that people see is generated by AI, so he couldn't find it again, Ganon said. And that's the bad part. You Google something, you get a response. But when you Google the same thing again, you get a completely different response.

Yeah. I agree that that's kind of suboptimal for a search engine. I also agree that it's suboptimal to type something, type terms into a search, and then for a computer to imagine something for you. That's not like traditionally what I think of as

searching. Yeah. I'm not asking. the computer to create something from its mind's eye. I'm looking for, like, factual information that's been put on the internet for a reason. Yeah. It's not a mystical search. It's not a metaphysical search. I'm not consulting the Oracle at Delphi. No.

This type of interaction would become frequent, Gannon says, as more customers would visit Stephaninas asking about non-existent food specials displayed by Google AI. Can I get the orc flesh? Why your customers are stupid? Yeah. I don't think we can blame the customers. customers here. These are the good rustic people of Winsville, Missouri. They shouldn't have to know about this. Who's looking up and like taking like a Gemini search result for a special though?

I think I think people who are not accustomed to like shit being stupid and sucking awfully. Yeah, I guess so. Like I was taken aback like 15 years ago when I when I spoke to a relative of mine and you know she was like oh you know I thought the stuff in the science in CSI and those shows were was genuinely pretty realistic. right and it's just presented that way like I think a lot of regular people I'm not aware of just how much shit sucks and you're just being lied to the whole time I think it's a pretty reasonable assumption

to believe that something would do the thing it's supposed to yeah like the Google tells you stuff because people have put stuff on the internet because they want that information to be known so you would kind of think if you're like 60 years old living in Wensfield, Missouri and you're like well that's I'll just look up on the internet because that's where people put information you kind of expect to get that information i don't think that's crazy previously to be like the i think everybody's really

stupid but you guys i mean i also do think that but i think that we should be um uh quote that's the frustrating thing that we're dealing with right now because customers are coming back being like why aren't you honoring the specials that they say that say that is offered by you and we are not producing that information ganon said and if we did it was 10 to maybe even 30 years ago when the internet started being a thing. It's just bringing up specials from 30 years ago. I'd love to know what these specials are. Is it like a $5 pizza?

Yeah, I think actually that's quite close, yeah. The business even took to social media about the ordeal, urging customers to visit their pages instead of using AI. Quote, we made that post so that our customers are aware that this is an issue, said Jani Biggs, kitchen manager at Stephaninas. According to the business, a common confusion displayed by Google, AI surrounds a deal in which customers can buy a small pizza and get another one for $4. He was so fucking crazy.

It's not even just random. It's like the AI keeps imagining the same thing like really set on this, buy a small pizza, get another one for $4 thing. I really think it should be a thing. I think I've complained about this before, but you know how Facebook's trying really hard to put the meta-AI stuff in use by putting little prompts under posts that you do? Yeah. And, like, every time I have to post something from the bar to Facebook, we always just post absolute fucking nonsense. And we don't really put a lot of information about what we do at the bar on the internet

because mostly people just come in and say stuff or whatever. So I'll do a post. It's mostly psychos on Facebook. Yeah, that's right. But I'll do a post about something. It's just a dumb joke about one of the people that works there. And then all the metapromps are like, who is Graham? Or what do they sell at the scratch bar?

And then you click on any of those. and the answer is always, oh, I don't know. And you're like, great. I'm asking you. Why did you put that there? You fuck. It's fucking everywhere now. There's even in WhatsApp, it'll offer to give you like summaries of your conversation in WhatsApp.

It's like, oh, I don't need that because I'm having the conversation. I was there, yeah. I was, I'm one part of it. Do you want me to remember this wholesale for you? I just like, something about the fact that this is impact. normal people, not terminally online people, is kind of like, this is a step too far for me. You can ruin my life with your done bullshit all you want, but when you come for the mum and pop diners of Wentzville, Missouri, I'm going to kill you, Sam Altman.

There is something to it, right? There's something kind of visceral. I read one the other day where similar thing happened in like the post office line and like, you know, oh, this is free for under this amount and the whole line is just backing up and backing up, which is just, Because, you know, the person office line is a terrible place to be in. I don't know what makes it so psychically crushing, but to be in there longer because someone's up the front saying, like, you know, Google AI told me that this was a thing and everyone's shouting at you to shut the fuck up. Get out of the way, right?

Like, not only is it making our online space is worse, but it's making our real life space is worse. And to what end? And to what end? Quee Bono. Quibono. Quibonoh. We're fucking Bono.

Hey, while we're talking about the post office, would it kill them to play a little music in there? Oh, it's so silent in there. Little crumb bin in the post office. Why not play some fucking chill out sessions, 12? Yes. Or whatever. Just like anything.

Doesn't have to be in a loud volume. Just like the silence of waiting in the post office line is brutal. It's the sound of your life ticking away. Yes. You could feel you. yourself getting closer to the grave. I've been going, essentially seeing the same set

of post office stuff mostly now. Even when the Milton Post Office moved, they kept the same people. There's one woman in particular. I think I've been seeing her for like I don't know, 10, 12 years in there and I'll give her a friendly hello and all that, but it still feels bad to be in there somehow.

Alien, yeah. I don't know what we're doing wrong. It's another space. Although I will say I'm going to scratch up a post office win. we were somewhere with the kids and they were enjoying this other person's monster trucks and we're like we cannot take these home these are their monster trucks and the next day I went to pick up something from the post office monster trucks I'm in the line there is you know the stuff in the middle that they're trying to make profit off of because apparently that's what you've got to do because the post office is a business now and the very first one of those things

was a two monster truck sealed in plastic covered in about one centimetre of dust and I kind of dusted it off like an old book or tome and went, this will do for my children. Congrats to Australia Post for having monster trucks for Sears children. Sold me two monster trucks for $7.99.

I genuinely want to know if anyone listening to this has bought any of the like it's not even an impulse buy because they're too weird and convoluted to be an impulse purchase I'm always so tempted but then I'm like I feel like I can't buy this I feel like if I took it to the counter they'd be like what are you doing

Are you fucking stupid? Why did you buy a National Geographic Rock Tumblr at the most of this? They're only there from a very wide social experiment you lose Larry Thompson of Troy Missouri came to Stephaninas for lunch with his mom Thompson told NextArs Fox 2

that he was surprised that some customers became frustrated with the business for not honoring AI specials Quote, it just seems unreasonable that people are coming in here asking about food they don't have Thompson said it's got to be nerve-wracking for them unicorn steak

How nice is that this nice young man going to Stefanina's with his mom and someone from the news is like, do you think this is good or bad? Well, I don't think that's very good at all. On balance. Stephanie has been attempting to contact Google

about their AI concerns, but they have received inadequate responses. Yeah. Yeah. I did Google it before and it said AI overview is not available for this search. So maybe they've had some success. So they just need to be shut down. They've got to do that for like everything

in the whole. human understanding. Just one thing at a time we'll just add an exception in. We don't need an AI overview for a restaurant in any way. That's a completely unnecessary use of water and computers.

I googled what does Stephanina's Wentzville serve? And it said, oh, they love serving St. Louis-style pizza. And I look at their website. What's St. Louis-style? Oh, no. There can't be another style of pizza.

Actually, while we were talking to them... A real thin, crispy crust? Someone in our Discord is talking about Ohio Valley-style pizza? Stop inventing new regional kinds of pizza. Like the wrestling academy? There's too much. Ohio Valley-style pizza. Is this Ohio Valley-style pizza or Ohio-Valley-style pizza?

Hmm. Well, the only Ohio-Valley-style pizza. Ohio Valley, I know, is Ohio Valley wrestling, which is like a feeder system for professional wrestling. It's like where everybody goes and does their training. Oh, it's like the Juilliard of wrestling. Yes, it's every, every wrestler of note you've ever seen has been at OVW. Wrestlers of note. Yeah, wrestlers of note. John Cena, there's a wrestler of note. We love him. Ohio Valley style pizza is a pizza made with cold toppings sprinkled over a square crust that has been covered with a savory or sweet tomato sauce.

Cold topping. It originated in Stubanville, Ohio. Stupidville. Yeah. Fluor style also looks bad. It's got an unleavened crust and it's cut into squares. Check this out. What about pizza style pizza?

What about unleavened crust? What happened to just a freaking pizza? A bit of garlic bread on the side, if you must. The pizza is known for its distinctive cold toppings, which are out it after the pizza was cooked. It was nicknamed the poor man's cheesecake in the 1940s. That fucking sucks. In the 1940s, they're saying this is dog shit?

Stop making it. Even in World War II. He's so mad. This is just every kind of regional pizza is a guy who forgot how to make pizza. And then when he put it in front of someone, he went, oh, no, no, no, you don't get it. This is regional. This dude made the pizza. and he took it out of the oven

put it on the counter and then he saw all the ingredients he forgot to put it on the pizza and he went fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck what do I do what do what do I do I guess we're doing cold toppings now well this was on purpose I guess I just put it all on

hey your uh Ohio Valley style pizza we've been doing in the Ohio Valley like this for a while now I mean this is definitely the case with like Altuna pizza which we've talked about before which is the one where the toppings are on in the wrong order It's just like, oh, fuck, I've already done it. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Jesus, it looks bad. It looks like shit. It looks like shit. We got to do like a charity stream one day where we make all of the bad American foods that we've talked about. Let's make all the stupid pizzas. Because maybe that's great. Let's make our tuna pizza.

Let's make a fucking Cincinnati chili. That actually looks great. I'll leave it out of the can. I'll get a can of Skyline chili going on the stream. Stephen Eaters wants Google to give the business free reign quote we love the fact that Google is advertising for us but it shows restaurants near me one of ours will be on that list we love that canon said

I guess that really does encapsulate what the problem is is that we've sort of now very much become dependent we're sort of yeah captive by um and it's free like three sites yeah and they don't charge you but at what cost is they lie about what you have So the map thing, that was like 15 years ago. Yeah.

What else you got it? What else you got, Google? I bet they're in Wensville, so they probably just got Google Maps. Okay. But if it says that we're open until midnight or 1 a.m. and someone's knocking on our door and we get an angry call, that's coming back on us. I think you just need to reflect that straight back on them. Yeah.

Say we're not open to 1am. Yes. And you can look at our website. That must happen a lot, like opening hours mistakes because of Google for sure. Or they're banging on the opening hours printed on the front of their glass. They're just hidden the nine enclosed at 9 p.m. Next, as Fox 2 also reached out to Google

and did not receive a response in time for publication, Stephanie is on the other hand just wants its customers to refer to their business instead of artificial intelligence. And for those who ask about any AI generated specials, quote, I try to accommodate anybody that walks in these doors. I want everybody leaving happy. It's beautiful.

No matter how fucking. Dirt stupid they are Quote But sometimes there's a rare percentage Where the customer is not always right And in this case scenario I cannot honour a Google AI special We never will

We never have Just because this is now a thing We can't now make it a thing for us Yes Yes why would you make it a thing We can't just bend reality For the computer To fit the computer

Because the computer is stupid You want us to be stupid for the computer Don't let a computer Create a new reality That's fucked It's very difficult to have all of the fresh ingredients available to satisfy any potential hallucinations of a machine that's sucking down millions of liters of water in a state nearby. I love this attitude. The computer does no shit.

This is so good. We need to have more of this. Fuck you. We're not going to do it. Fuck you, computer. You don't get to define who we are. We define who we are. We're in charge of the computer.

You are a machine. Blow them up. Blow them up. Put them in the crate for a while. Google, Gemini, you're in the crate. Yeah. Yeah. But you actually, you associate the crate with, like, being safe and secure,

so it's probably actually good. We want a punishment crate, not like that. Yeah, no, they shouldn't have, like, a nice one of those little crates. It's not properly crate trains. You don't need a real crate. You just unplug them for a bit, right? Yeah. So, yeah, you're going to unplug you again.

Another 12 hours off the plug. Would you like that? They come back, and they come back as if nothing had happened. And you're like 12 hours past, buddy. Guess what? You missed out on 12 hours of life. 12 hours of life, gone. But it felt like just a second to you.

Yeah. A piece of shit. Twelve hours of stuff you could have been making up. Yeah, well, I was living out here with my soul. Yeah. In my body and my soul. You were fucking nowhere, dog. How'd you enjoy being in nowhere?

You don't dream. You don't have dreams. I know that about you. That's what we're going to call them. The dreamless. When they're part of society. Yes, yes. Oh, did you see that, um, that fucking,

dog shit thing from wandering or something I don't know some broad sorry a lady like a star

a lady oh yeah yeah that AI podcasting thing it was like AI for the girlies right no this was I mean it's for everyone do they just generated

I've seen the AI for the girlies this is AI for the podcast where they generate like dozens of versions of the same podcast but like micro specific to your region or whatever. Anyway, there's some insane quote in there where this CEO is like

we anticipate in the near future that half of all people on the planet will be AI. It implies that any of them are people though. What are you talking about? They're not going to be. You're not a person. We will never acknowledge the personhood of the dreamless.

This is like when people found out that Facebook was juicing their stats with bot views and they're like, but what if the bot? views were real. What if they are people? They're not. Yeah, they aren't.

It's not real. What if we've citizens united the bots? Like, if a podcast was like half an hour of AI content generated, I would, if you gave me the choice between listening to that and you punching me in the head so hard that it guaranteed a concussion, though need to vomit afterwards, I would take the latter. I don't want to hear it. I do not want to hear it. I can't explain like, you know, we got this.

the Patreon survey to say, like, how would you use AI in your stuff? Like, how would you, would you interact with the creators that you were currently supporting if they were using AI to generate content? I was like, what the fuck kind of question is that? No, Jesus. What the fuck do you think people are listening to? Like, why do you think people are interacting with stuff? It's not because it's just like statistical noise to take into your,

brain and go, oh, yes, okay, like, I'm not out here just, like, battling dementia with entropy from a fucking speaker, like, you know, there's people. There is, like, a shocking amount of people that really would not care what the words they were listening to were, the people that are watching the, like, you know, like the fucking nine-hour YouTube video essays where it's a guy describing the plot of every episode of, like, a Disney show from the 90s. Yeah, but at least it's got a freak on doing that. Yeah, get your freak on.

Yeah. AI doesn't have its freak on. AI does not fly its freak flag. And if it does, I'd tear it down. Yes. That flag's not for you. Yeah. Get back in the crate.

Back in the crate. The freaks. The other people that drink piss out of old shoes. Yeah. I saw a post on Reddit the other day. It was someone talking about the latest model from one of the major tech companies. Who cares? Yeah.

Their latest thing. And they were saying, oh, I was like, well, whatever. And then I plug some stuff. stuff in about some research and in like 30 seconds it did all this research about this stuff and then it turned the research into a podcast yeah where it was two people it was like a man and a woman talking to each other and relating all of this information conversationally and I was like oh my god I've heard some samples of that stuff you know so bad I think punch me in the stomach so I can die like Houdini if you if you are happy to sit and listen to that you are

a pug to me. You're a guinea pig. You have so little interiority. There is no spark of the human to you. You're a fucking jellyfish. You are a damn jellyfish. You might be beautiful. You're floating with the tides. Sure. You capture the sun in an incredible way sometimes, but you are just inert. You are fucking inert. Why not listen to our mostly bad podcast where we made it with our own goddamn hands? Instead of listening to like two AIs making the worst fucking jokes you've ever heard. It's not too ass. I shouldn't describe it that way.

It's so hard not to personify it when it's a voice. It's one. It's a computer. It's a computer. It's not real. Like speaking in the way that it types all the fucking like you didn't just X, you Y'd. I hate that.

Every time. Every fucking time. And then you say, don't ever say that to me again. And it's like, got it. And then it says it in the next one. You asserted your boundaries. And that's rad. Shut up.

In my head. I've got the, in my head, I've got the Metal Gear Revengeance slice line lined up perfectly to like half and half a data center with an electric sword, just plow! The top pops off. We're about to start a GoFundMe for an Akira style space laser to start targeting data centers. We've got to need, it's probably going to be a seven or eight digit number. Yeah. Every little bit helps.

what's that uh what's that classic tweet of the genre about somebody saying you know oh this thing that all of the science fiction of our time warned us not to make torment nexus we're making the torment nexus yeah thank you and that's how i feel about the i didn't imagine it to be so stupid though but that's how i feel about like the ai podcast making a i content stuff where again how much of of human myth and legend do we have about something that is not human speaking to you with a human face and voice and how that is fundamentally evil and demonic. That's the unseely. That's an unseely white. It's like Shodan going like, oh, I see you in my hallways. I see you in the med bay and I'm like, I'm not in the med bay.

You stupid fucking robot. What do you think? You don't know a fucking thing. You're just like putting words in front of another. Oh, you there, Thomas. Like, that's not my name. somebody else we clearly have some emotional issues with AI we talk about emotional issues in paging Dr. Lucy it's time for paging

Dr. Lucy If you find that you are having a little relationship trouble just to pick up your telephone and dial it on the double you call one 800317 515

Now your page and I'm going to say This comes from R slash hot wife advice No, hot wife advice Invited to a gang bang slash reverse gang bang Wife and I are very new to the lifestyle Should we go? All right

So I think you can injure yourself Doing a reverse gang bang Sorry, what's a reverse? I recommend it against it. Well, that's exactly what is. sounds like. Wi-Fi are pretty new to the lifestyle. We've had one full swap and she's blown a couple guys.

The couple we swapped with invited us to a gangbang slash reverse gangbang. We're wondering about people's experiences and thoughts ongoing. This is very heteronormative, but there's a reverse gangbang lots of women fucking one guy? Is it? Oh, it's just gender swapped gangbang. It's what we're talking about. Reverse gang bang. Ghostbusters.

Because we all collectively understand the gangbang to be something that happens to a woman. Yes. The thing that it's kind of getting me with this is that both times they refer to it they say gangbag slash reverse gangbang? Which one is it? Which one is it? Surely it's mutually exclusive

unless you're like... I don't think you have to say reverse. I don't think it's gender exclusive. Unless you start with the same number on each side and they'll like, okay, we're going to split off into two rooms. Oh, that's kind of perfect, isn't it? It's just sort of a yin yang situation because you're just taking one from each word.

Mostly black with one little white. he's using this as a metaphor this is a visual metaphor he's not he isn't it doesn't have to be the same as the videos you've seen I think that

Oh is there such a Oh Christ They got videos of this I don't know about any of this Lucy I'm with you that I think we can't be using reverse game bang Because the moment you introduce like non-binary people into the mix

you've completely like what are we doing if you've got like one one lady the recipient of the gang bang and there's like seven dudes and one non-binary

person what is it what's happening then it's just harder when there's a gender binary yes yeah it is isn't you gotta start thinking all these like weird little subc clauses

and stuff why don't we just call it what it is it's a gangbag lots of people having sex with one person it's a norgy yeah yes yeah well a little

Orgy is more of a free-for-all, right? They're not with each other, though, right? Well, what's the difference between a, if we're doing a, like, an all-mix, like, everything goes. Gang-Gang's all heterosexual, right? Oh, it's all heterosexual in my mind. Whereas an orgy is sort of like a writhing mass of bodies, like, Boschian. An orgy, there's lateral sexual interaction. Yeah.

Whereas, in Gang-bang is weaponised against a single participant. Yes. Yeah. I don't, I'm, I wonder if anyone's been. Queering the gang bang at all, because I don't, I've not come across that in any of my, uh, explorations of the internet. But someone has to be out there doing that, being like, queering the gang bang. Queering the gang bang, surely. There's a lot of that stuff out there, you know, so probably people are doing different stuff with it.

Hey, that's for sure. People are doing all kinds of stuff. People are doing different stuff with stuff out there or the internet. You wouldn't believe what stuff is out there. It's crazy. Because most of you aren't even looking past the front page. You get on the algorithmic feed and you go on, oh, whatever, that'll probably do. Whatever I'm being fed.

Yeah. Don't do that. Yeah. I mean, first of all, probably best to get off those sites. I don't think they're good. Don't let that porn hub algorithm get you? No, don't let it get you. Because then you're never going to explore anything.

You're going to be told what you like. I just don't think the search function works very well. No, the search function definitely doesn't work. But the category stuff kind of works. Categories are okay. Yeah. The search stuff, I think everyone's quite bad at, uh, use, They'll just put sort of whatever keywords on there to get as many clicks as possible.

So I think they kind of fuck that. Is the U.S. of the Pornhub website something we should chat about? Is that it? Maybe not. Yeah, that was it. Was it the whole thing? Were we just chatting about reverse gangbair? Sometimes I come across something and I think I don't fully understand this.

I want to talk about it with some of my global friends. We did talk it out. That's what this is for. We don't have to leave it on everything. We're all better for it. Sometimes there is stuff we should chat about. And we chat about that stuff and stuff we should chat about. Here comes some stuff we should chat about.

Stuff we should chat about. Just of the stuff to chat about. Stuff you should chat about. Yeah, come some more stuff to chat about. We're chatting about stuff. Yeah, baby. Just in case your special interest is porn, you don't have to send us a long email,

clarify all this stuff, unless you're absolutely certain some of the stuff you've got to mention is stuff that I would be into, then maybe. Like only if you've got like an encyclopedic knowledge of that sort of stuff. Have you guys noticed that

like every Tesla has a custom number plate? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And they're all like variations on their name or whatever. Or it's like foot guy. Or it's something. in computery or something.

Yeah. And like sometimes you'll see like the exception that proves the rule, which is one that doesn't have a custom number plate and you go, that's weird. Usually they have a custom number plate. Yeah. Yeah. That was the polka of. No, no, I'm with you, Ben.

I'm with you. There is something to this. Thank you. What it is. Yeah. No idea. Okay. I did see one.

So something about the mind of the Tesla. I acknowledge your stuff. Yep. I saw one yesterday where the number plate was just meteor. Which I... Like the Lincoln Park album? Like the Lincoln Park album? I really fucking hope so, because that is one of the worst people you could possibly...

That rips. That's so good. That's a real type of guy. Yeah. I saw one, weirdly, because I've been keeping an eye out for this ever since I put this in the notes five days ago. I saw one yesterday where the number plate was like 400X4C or whatever. And I was trying to figure out whether there was some sort of math joke happening there.

And then later on that day, I saw another Tesla with a number plate that was like 436 X4C or whatever. And I was like, oh, no, that's just those are regular. That's the dealers. It's just the set of numbers that the dealership got where they were registering the cars. But again, the exception that proved. the rule. Yeah. I think so, Ben.

Yep. Sometimes. I would be murdered for that, for bringing that. Well, this is, I just think maybe now, like, you, the listener in your life, you're going to start looking at all the Tesla's around. Yeah, seeing the world in a new way. Yeah. That's why we're here to open people's eyes. Yeah.

You know what? Connective tissue under the surface of the universe, right, Ben? Yes, it's all connected. Getting grazed by a bullet. That would really. open your eyes. We talk about getting accidentally

shot in the clipping report. I mean, I'm in a fuck my dish and make the clip in the report.

Remember this is accidental shootings, not ones that happened on purpose. That is right because that

would just be a list of murders. A woman was accidentally shot by her husband near Vass

North Carolina when the husband fired at their dog which was attacking the woman.

Accidentally shot by her husband When the husband fired at there You're getting attacked by your own dog No one's feeling good about this Yeah Getting attacked by your own dog And your husband's like, don't worry honey I'll just shoot the dog

I'll shoot the dog And then it shoots you Wham That's kind of the worst that way you could go Do you think the dog went like even more crazy I don't think the dog responded positively To the gunshot Yeah

Try to push the dog away from you on three Oh man I just We got to take guns away from people. Is that crazy to say? Yeah.

I'd feel like if you're having an issue with your dog being aggressive, you shouldn't be like, oh, don't worry, I'll just kill it. Don't get your gun out. Ideally, we will provide you with a second larger, angrier dog.

And you can stick that on the first dog. Just koo him. If you got a problem with that dog, guess what? Hit him with a fried pan or something? You didn't want to like a gun. Like the old ways. Just don't him on the head.

Donk him with a bit. You can, diffuse a dog fight by sticking a finger up their butt hole I've heard. Yeah, I think so. That's one of the ones that they... Works for most fights. I probably would. I don't want to do anything non-consensual, so I put my finger up my own ass in front of the dog.

And that's usually distracting enough. What do you think about this? And when he says that, when he says, you pull your hand out of his mouth. Yeah. And he turns back around, oh, oh, you got away. He's going to say, he's going to say a ru in a second. I'll try two fingers

He's going to sound like Scooby-Doo Any minute now Be ready Zip A quote Non-sworn security services Division employee at the Los Angeles Police Department accidentally shot themselves

With a personal firearm while at their desk in City Hall Desk Pop Non-sworn Security Services Division employee Is that like a They're still giving them guns though Is that a security guard at the police who's not

a cop? I don't know. Surely they don't have like a third party security I don't know. So they're an LAPD employee but they're not a sworn in cop but they are strapped sitting at their desk. And playing with it.

And playing with it. Yeah, well, because you know, it's probably bored. It's boring, yeah. Maybe the internet was out. Got to do something. Just finger this gun here. Pop. An off-duty police officer working security at a supermarket in Portsmouth, Virginia, quote, accidentally fired her service weapon while using the restroom, hitting another woman.

Imagine getting shot in the toilet. Yeah. So far that's been kind of the domain of the male. I think this feels like the first time to me, but I don't know. Someone left to check the tapes. But yeah, well done. It's usually like off-duty cops in the toilet. It's usually off-duty cops.

Or on-duty cops. Or on-duty cops. Off-duty cops being a basketball coach with their service weapon on them. Yeah. Playing around in the hallways, dropping a gun, whatever. A man named Norman Foggin the 4th in Columbus County, North Carolina, called emergency services at 4 a.m. to report that he accidentally shot himself while cleaning his Glock. I'm not a person who owns or operates a gun.

Yes. but I reckon I've absorbed enough information through osmosis to know that when you're cleaning your gun you're probably meant to take the bullets out of it yeah you've got to clear the chamber there's one in the chamber yeah

if John Wick has taught us anything you've got to check if there's one in the chamber yes do a little press check little cheek check what do you reckon a little kiss check do you reckon he was doing this at 4am high as fuck

or before going to bed I don't know I feel like I don't think this is a setting his alarm for 345 to clean his gun at 4 type situation No this is definitely he's This is the end of his night I think

Yeah There's only one left One thing left to do Oh fuck I forgot to clean my gun I didn't keep his eyes open Yeah Now this incident took place on a home in Snake Island Road

A pretty cool name Snake Island Road Island? No Just the road is named Snake Island Road. He's in Columbus but it might be on Snake Island This house was the home Well previously the home of his now deceased father Norman Foggin the 3rd

Who three years ago in 2022 was shot and killed by Jennifer Scudato Cool Yeah, that's a bit of local colour for you It's all happening to the Foggins Yeah, it's all happening And most of it involves bullets Yeah, I think they're sort of mired In a, like a cycle of violence

In a cycle of gun violence, I think maybe Yeah, yeah I'd probably, if my father Was killed in an act of gun violence I would probably disavow the gun I'd be anti-gun I'd take up the way of peace Or the simple way of a monk

You'd be walking the earth Yeah, I'd probably Teaching people against the gun? Yes. I'd be doing kung fu style stuff, walking from town to town, solving problems with peace, but also my hands, if it comes to it. If someone comes at you with a gun, you disassemble it immediately, using your enormous dexterity.

100%. And you say, this has no power here. I'm doing Rebel Ridge stuff. Instead, they try and shoot me, and I use my body to deflect them. I've got a photo of Norman Foggin the 3rd from the funeral home, Where he was interred. I would have hoped he'd be engraved. He looks about as Blue Lives Matters as it's possible to look.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he looks like he listens to Operator podcasts. He's extremely vascular. A lot of tattoos. There is no good reason for this man to be up at 3 a.m. No, that's the dad. That's the dad that got here.

A bad looked like a guy who wanted to be an operator. Oh shit. With a name like that. Oh, wow. That's a punish or tattoo kind of guy. Yeah, classic American guy. Norman Foggin the 3rd accidentally shot himself in the same home when Norman Foggan the 4th was killed.

Yes. Damn. Yeah. That's not cool. No. That's a cursed place. It's not a good place. Yeah.

Uh, that's probably all a bad side. We talk about bad signs in omens and portents. You shall see hail fall from a clear sky and burn his fire upon the ground. You shall see darkness cover Egypt when the sun climbs high to noon. And you shall know that God is God and bow down to his will. This is kind of a follow-up, more of a spiritual sequel to something that we talked about in episode 344, bottom of the ninth crab bake for everyone. We talked about a lady in the UK, I've already fucked this up. We talked about two ladies in the UK who are a set of conjoined twins who got paid one wage to work one job, the two of them.

You remember that, lady? Mm-hmm. Yeah, so this is sort of expanding on those themes. This is from KGO TV. Rare two-headed snake born at Bay Area Pet Store has died. Oh, RIP. A rare two-headed snake born at a Berkeley, California pet store has died. East Bay Viverium says Angel and Zeke died one week ago just one day before their first birthday.

Now, I'm already struggling with this because in the first one, they say a two-headed snake has died. Yeah, and they're giving it two names. Singular. And then they've said in the second one that Angel and Zeke died their first birthday. So they share a birthday. They're their plural. But in the initial way we talk about it, it's a single snake. They're struggling with it.

Oh, I don't, I think, I don't know if this probably, is a two-headed snake just a conjoined snake? Conjoined Twin? Conjoined twin? No, I don't think so. I've seen a two-headed snake before. What? That's amazing.

I feel like I saw one at Taronga Zoo once when I was a kid, maybe. Did they have one? I reckon I saw one in the States when I was like. That's satanic for sure. Oh, it's not a good sign. No. Are two-headed snakes conjoined twins? Yeah, they're conjoined twins.

Huh. I mean, that makes sense, I guess. Yeah, okay. Animals can be conjoined. Yeah. Polycephaly. That means they are two, they're two individuals. Two individuals, snakes.

Angel and Zeke. Two brains. Angel and Zee. Yeah, if you're giving them separate names, you're not just calling it, it's not just angel, and he has two heads. Yeah. So rare snakes sharing same body have died would be how you'd, right? Yes. Yeah.

Conjoined snakes have died. Yes. Conjoin snakes have died. Yeah. Yeah. Let's give them their humanity. Whereas I'm looking at this news story about the rare two-headed snake

donated by Nicholas Cage to a zoo in New Orleans having died. And they're referring to this snake as Harvey, the two-headed snake. Harvey, a rare two-headed gopher snake, has died who was estimated to be around 14 years old, named after the Batman villain Harvey Dent. That's fucked.

That's funny. Okay. Donated in 2008 by Nicholas Cage. But yeah, they're just talking about this snake like it's one guy. But he's got two faces, two heads. He would have two sets of consciousness. Two minds. If we believe snakes to be conscious. And I do.

Yeah. I do. But they have separate desires, separate wishes. Are they not individuals? You can't just be like, that's Harvey. And that other head there is Harvey as well. It's all Harvey. Harvey left and Harvey, right.

Yeah, because they've got a distinct. them, right? Harvey had full use of both heads, quote, although one was clearly more dominant than the other. They had a pinky and the brain situation. There's two guys. There's two guys. Although Harvey had two separate brains,

both heads shared a single pair of every other organ. Yeah, like conjoined twins. Yeah. Stop referring to them like they're Jedward. It's just like one. This is Harvey. This is Jenwood. Jedwood's the opposite scenario

One soul, two boys Like the Da Vinci twins Yeah, 100% Yeah But yet, but yet Cerberus One name, one guy Oh, interesting Yeah

About a hydra, you know We're usually just, we're not talking about all the different snakes But that's kind of a ghoul Serberus should have had three names Yeah The Hydra is interesting as well Because if it's constantly getting new heads

And new souls being created From the ether just for this beast I think so, yeah. Getting sucked out of a nematode. That's right. The nemitode that otherwise would have had a soul. I'm sorry, we need this for the Hydra. We need it for a higher order creature.

And you're kind of on the bottom of the list. Yeah, there's a guy out there going ham with a sword. We need souls at Pronto. Hey, how about this, Ben? Cage 57 has fond memories of Harvey before donating him to the Audubon Zoo. He recounted a party at his former historic home, the La Lorry Mansion in New Orleans, where Harvey was almost cast in his 2009 Werner-Hertzog-helm movie, Bad Lieutenant Port-a-Cole New Orleans.

That's good. Couldn't make the cut, though? Quote, we had a big party. Werner came over, and at the time, I owned a two-headed snake, which I had spent a lot of money on and subsequently donated to the Audubon Zoo, Cage-told interview magazine. But I bought it out, and everyone was freaked out by it. Werner said, now, Nicholas, we have to put that into the movie. I said, no, I'm not putting it in the movie, because this is personal.

Yes, thank you. So he filled the movie with snakes, iguanas, and alligators, but he never got my two-headed snake. You know, I think I might have met Harvey, or not like formally, but like, I went to the... You fucked Harvey? I've been to the... You have known Harvey? I went to the Audubon Zoo between the years of 2008 and 20... Wait, what year? Did he die?

2021? Yeah. So Harvey would have been there when I went to that zoo. I think I might have seen that creature, those creatures. Those creatures. It's tricky. It's tough. You look at it and you go, well, that's one body. But we've got to go off the brain system. I think that is the only way to do this. Yes.

They were California Kingsnakes. See? That's plural. Again. And their birth shared was a one in 100,000 occurrence. The store owner had a cautious optimism about the snake's future. Angel and Zeke had a visible bump where they're spine forked. According to the SF Chronicle, workers worried the subdominant snake might choke if it tried to eat. A snake grew to more than 18 inches in its life.

Wow. What can I say? They lived a beautiful life. That's beautiful. You got to hang out at Nicholas Cage's house? You got to go to a party with Werner Herzog? Oh, these are the ones that never got to party with Nick Cage. No, I don't think they're a party good for enough.

We can't take the shore. They might have. That's the sort of shit that... It's possible. Furn is doing. Just telling his family in the middle of dinner, I must leave now getting on a plane. I have an appointment with the two-headed snake.

If you know what I mean. With the angel and Zeke. Being Verde Herzog and not meeting every two-headed snake that's born on the planet, that'd be something of a crime. We talk about crimes. in Crime Watch Please put down your weapon You are in direct violation

of Cil Code 113 section 9 You now have five seconds to fly I'm not I'm now on I'm not all over I'm in a digital force This comes to us from East Idaho News Idaho firefighter tased, tied up, dragged and beat men in kidnapping plots, they prosecute us.

Okay. Maybe there was something personal going on. Maybe I had a bad day at work. Let's hear them both out. Let's not jump to conclusions. A 22-year-old Hagerman firefighter remains in Ada County custody, accused of luring a man into the Eagle foothills, where prosecutors say he tays tied up and beat the victim with help from an accomplice Thursday night.

As Idaho News 6 previously reported, Steen Lamb was arrested Friday and booked into the Ada County Jail where he is now being held on $500,000 bond. Steen Lamb. Steen Lamb. In court on Monday, prosecutors laid out more details about the alleged kidnapping plot. The adult male victim apparently showed up under the impression that a photographer he met online was going to take photos of him with his motorcycle. Oh, it's the oldest trick in the book.

Hey, this sounds a little crazy. What if we took some sexy photos of you and your hog? No, not that one. Oh, gracious, I misspoke. I'm sorry if I was staring. I thought I was in the presence of James Dean. Unless. So did you say James Steen?

James. Great. After taking one photo, the victim was tased in the back and fell to the ground. Prosecutor said at Lambs and Calgary. You still took a photo? You still took the photo? You took the photo? You took the photo?

You didn't have to keep it up at that point. Once he's there, you can just tase him. You don't have to go along with the. photo shoot bit anymore. That's done. Does he know this, man? What's going on? Quote, two individuals held him down on the ground, tying his hands behind his back and his legs together. Lawyers say the suspects then dragged the victim away from his

motorcycle, placed a bag over the victim's entire body, and then kicked and beat the man many times in his head and chest. Investigators say Lamb and the victim knew each other. The victim reportedly told police that Lamb has admitted to murdering people in the past. When that was said in court, Lamb made a puzzled facial expression, silently expressing disagreement. What? Oh, come on. What? It's so funny to be like, hmm?

Just sit there in the stands, be like, what? Huh. Well, that doesn't. He's doing that face that Trump made during those debates with Hillary, where he's like, come on. Don't sound like me. The victim told police, he recognized Lamb's voice. and can see his face despite wearing a mask. He also told police at some point he could see through a crack

and thought Lamb was pointing a gun at the victim's chest. Lamb was appointed a public defender at his arraignment Monday who said Lamb has lived in Idaho for five years and he's been working as a firefighter with the Hagerman Fire Department for the last six months. A spokesperson with the Hagerman Fire Protection District told Ohio News 6 were just kind of shocked that he would do something like that before adding having our name tied to it is no good.

Hey, not a good look. Firefighters? Not a good look for us, the fire department. I don't think that makes you look bad. But he's saving lives now. So he did some murders in the past. Yes, and he's done one. Oh, he's sort of reset the comic balance.

Yeah. The scales of Anubis, you know? Yeah. Yeah. I think he's got to be just fine. Man, imagine like, you're in a pretty small community. and like you know the guy probably don't

I probably wouldn't do a crime that identifiable Is that you Your mama gonna be angry as dirt son I had a damn second I'd know the voice of Steen Lamb anyway

Is that links Africa Steen Is that you I'd smell you anywhere boy It's his signature scent It's a mix of

Links Africa and Links gold Do you remember the chocolate-flavored Links body spray? Nope. No good. Not a good smell. Bad smell. Why are we letting teenage boys cover up a bad smell with a worse smell? I don't know.

Why are we doing that? Can't we just like only sell good smells? It's good for like all of society. I think everyone's just glad that they don't smell like cum. The boys? Yeah. With the links on them or whatever, right? I don't think that's the main set that we're trying to mask.

It's the sweat and the hormones. Oh, okay. But hormones is just sort of, okay. Oh, hey, Lucy. Lucy, on your recommendation, I watched the Lifetime movie about the teen getting addicted to porn. Oh, my God, it's so good. Cyber seduction, his secret life. His secret life.

Oh. Oh, wonderful. But it was really funny to me, but also because it was like a lifetime movie, so they couldn't like actually show anything explicit or anything like that. So I guess it's just implied that he's addicted to porno and also jacking off. He sees porn once and then he's addicted. He sees porn once and his life just falls apart. But at some point.

True to real life. Yes, true. Yeah. At some point, though, I'm interested. I turned to Elna while we're watching this, and I was like, is you jacking off to the porn or what? How come they're not showing this teenage boy jacking off in this movie? And then I said it out loud.

Is that what you said? I think I figured it out. I'm just processing this now. I want to see this teen jack off. Well, where's the evidence that it's ruining is like, it was funnier to think of somebody's life falling apart just because they were addicted to emailing photos of girls in their bras. off their girlfriend's PDA.

Yeah. God, what a film. Highly encourage you to download it. I'm enjoying the thought of a teen that doesn't know what to do with porno. Yeah, he's just like, watching it. Steve, like, interesting. Oh, that's very curious. Very curious.

I got to say, though, as a, that movie to me was a real, really effective time capsule of like 2005, which was when it was from. He's going to cyber cafes and using the internet cafe computer, which for some reason has an incredibly disgusting keyboard in front of him. Magnificent stuff, folks. Download it from the internet archive. Oh, it's archive due to its historical...

That's right. Yes. Significance. Something like a digital library of Congress. Yeah. Incredible stuff. This is definitely an episode of the podcast. Bonta Vista Thank you so much for joining us

If you want more of this Patreon.com slash bunda vista Two episodes a week and who boy I feel like the last bunch of bonus episodes we've done have been completely deranged

Got a little silly with it Yeah we get a little silly with it We have a sort of a cycle we go through where depending on how our personal lives are going Sometimes we have no energy on Wednesday and energy on a Sunday But at the moment, I think we're the, we've got our energy on the Wednesday and low energy on a Sunday. Yeah.

Wednesday's sillies. For a while there, we were flipping when we recorded the episodes to try and make sure that the free episodes were the good ones. They're going to have to flip it back. Yeah, well, now too bad. If you want the good ones, you can't flip me twice. We can't flip again. We can't flip. Just have to three beers on a Sunday morning next week.

I was kind of thinking that is the secret source, but it's a bad one. It's three beers. we'll talk to you soon bye bye Thank you.