Boonta Vista - EPISODE 414: Big Shaggy Big Scooby

Episode Date: September 20, 2025

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I don't want to be a lot of the globe Chelsea Hull A far Scrap for the bottom The Play of the Globe Hey, welcome to Buntavista episode 414, and I don't really have an intro. Wow.

But I just have some, like I just wrote a few notes on my phone at the bar earlier. So we're going to make it happen. Like me, you guys. Yeah. You're going to pull this together somehow. Hey, welcome to the reopened Scooby-Doo spooky coaster at Movie World on the Gold Coast this December. Wow. Hey movie world on the gold coast

We've made a few changes this year Scooby-Doo is trans now Shaggy is trans now Daphne is trans now Velma It's non-binary And the ghosts in the Scooby-Doo spooky coaster Are all coming out to tell you

That you did a microaggression And you will be punished Sounds way harder Are my kids here? Your kids are you Andrew's kids are here It's family friendly. Scrappy do is solo poli and in an E&M relationship with Pierre Bouvie

of Seminole Pop Punk Band Simple Plan. You down the bar, would you run? Yeah, I'm trying to pick up a lot of war. Sometimes you just throw things together and you pull it together later. Like while we were there, there was a little bit where I was doing stuff for my laptop. It was before Graham arrived where we were both sort of sitting in silence. I'm trying to think. how much time you had when you were on your phone.

I was texting. You were mostly texting. I was looking over. It didn't look like you were writing an intro. So when the fuck did this happen? That's not, again, you're going to have to, you guys are going to have to help me out here. The cart doesn't go backwards anymore at the end because we're woke progressives and we love ruining the Scooby-Doo spooky coaster at Movie World on the Gold Coast.

Instead of the axes that come down and swing in front of you, it's vaccines. instead of this is not a good idea instead of music from the Scooby-Doo motion picture you're going to be hearing nothing but sleep token that's the one that's going to get us killed you know it's a really good song House of a Million drums

by Outcast which was an original song written for the first live action Scooby-Doo movie it's a fucking bop the movie sucks ass but that song is so good Hmm, they got simple plan on the soundtrack too. So it's not open until December? Did you pick that up somewhere? You just making it up?

No, I picked it up somewhere. I picked it up on the movie world on the Gold Coast Instagram. Oh, shit, okay. And we're all there, and it's December. And we're all here. All right. In the front seat is Theo, because he loves roller coasters. I love roller coasters.

And gender. Yeah. Yeah, you're, and then. Yeah, I'm having a great time on the. Scooby-Doo, the recently reopened Scooby-Doo goes to most of it's trans now. And you like that? I don't really know the difference. To be honest, it's all going past into blur.

Yep. Also with us is Ben. Yeah. He's in the second seat. Yep. Are you having a good time? I'm having a really good time. And I love that before we hit the button,

You're like, no, I'll just make something up And the first thing you say when we hit the button is So I don't have an intro You could have said that to us Did anyone else have one? No, I didn't have shit, no. Wow, it's real easy from the fucking cheap seats, isn't it? Yeah, it is.

It's great. All of the seats cost... All the seats on this roller coaster cost the same amount, by the way, which is $0.50 bucks to get in. You don't have to like... Do you count getting in? It's not 150 bucks to go out of movie world, is it? Maybe it's like a hundred bucks.

I bet it's 75 bucks. We're going to have to line up for so long because everyone's going to want to go on this because it's the best ride. I don't think anyone else is counting. Oh, that's not true. But I think a very small amount of people are counting down the days

until a specific movie world ride comes back. That's been closed for several years. There's 10 people. One of them is listening to this podcast. Hello, Kara. Ben will also be there, obviously. But, like, most people aren't like, ooh, next Wednesday. They should be.

I mean, the last time I went on this is in year nine. Oh, shit, dog. Yeah, it was probably one of the best days in my life. So I've got a lot of expectations on the Scooby-Doo spooky coaster. I would have been my early 20s. But obviously, it made a deep impression on all of us. It is a high-quality coaster. And I don't like roller coasters.

It's not too scary. It's the perfect level of a little bit scary. It's medium thrill. I didn't feel like I was going to die. I didn't have to repeat the litany against fear to myself while I was... Well, they're very safe, Ben. I know that, but that's why I have to repeat the thing. They're not going to come off the tracks.

Okay, well, they do sometimes. I read a lot of news stories about that. They don't have very far to go on the spooky coaster. Spooky ghosts are all stays on ground level, right? I can know. No, no, it's an elevated. It's an elevated. It's like a little coaster that stays on one level.

That's crazy. Like a haunted house. I always understood it to be like a haunted house type experience. No. So it's indoors, but it's an elevated, like it's got some, there's the bit where you think, it looks like it disappears and you go into that vortex, the smoke vortex? The smoke vortex? It's so smoky.

You're going to smell like smoke machine. It's like a party in there. It's crazy. It's crazy, dude. Yeah. We should all go. It's $109. Fuck.

Shit. shrinkflation. Yeah, the world got expensive. We weren't watching. The rise is the same. They made it more expensive. So it's kind of inflation, I guess. It's sort of, yeah, Scooby-Doo inflation.

Oh. Yeah. We can Google that if you want to see how much the prices have risen. Yeah. Or if you're just interested in one character, you don't want to kind of, you know, you could just like Velma inflation. Oh, I'm getting some really good results. results for Scooby-Doo Inflation.

Not even Safe Search. Oh, I'm getting amazing results for Scooby-Doo Inflation. Because he gets inflated quite a lot in the show. Oh, does he say? You're talking big and round? Oh, I've got a good one here where it's like a big shaggy, big Scooby-Doo, both wearing boot-cut jeans, face and off against each other's shirts off. Oh, I'm actually saying quite a lot of big shaggy, big Scooby.

It's a lot. I didn't know about, is there a fandom for Big Shabby, big... This is more than I thought they would be. Big Shaggy? They're sumo wrestlers. This looks like it's from one of the official series. It kind of, it must fit right because they're always hungry. Or is it Scooby-Doo the toy?

Which one's always hungry? No, Shaggy, well, because, and this is just a, they won't tell you this at Hannah-Barbera. But Scooby and Shaggy are smoking weed. And they did a little case of the munchies. They're freaking stoned out of their minds, dude. They're both stoned. Is he like passively smoking? Yeah, I think.

Scooby-Doo is stoned. Scooby's getting hot box in the vestry machine by his fucking irresponsible owner. But he's as high as shaggy. No, I don't think Scooby-Doo is high. Scooby-Doo is not high. He's high. He's high.

He's high. He's high. Stone's dog theory, he gained consciousness because of the drugs he was suggesting. And then they eat a bunch of food till they're big and round. And then they rub up against each other with their big bellies.

This has gone off the rails. Have any of you got an intro? No, it never goes off the rails. It's perfectly safe. Hey, Shaggy and Scooby were really hungry. Maybe they'd eat a big sandwich. There's a restaurant that sells big sandwiches.

It's called Subway. We talk about Subway and Subwich Oh, it's chilly out there Hey Sorry, I know you're closing soon But can I get a A foot long

Meatball Toasted sandwich Sandwich salad Dressing No Cookie No

Subway fuck you These are taken from The United States of America. Here we go. This is a free episode, isn't it? These are Subway reviews, one star. Just in case this is your first episode. Now you're all caught up. The segment is.

Yeah, we read Subway reviews. Subway's bad. We read reviews because there's common threads in how bad they are. Across the entire world. It transcends language. And if you're sitting in the car and your wife is reaching for the knob to change the channel. Don't let her. Don't let her. Slap the hand away.

Just swerve the car around really wildly until she stops reaching. Yeah, like deathproof style, so that she's... Yeah, rattled around the car. It's a problem with the deathproof car, though. Only death proof for the driver. Here we go. The lady really tried to say I chose a tuna sandwich.

I hate tuna! Maybe she just wants you to give it a try. Maybe she wants to open your eyes, you know? So she started slamming appliances, so I ended up with the bread of choice I did not want. However, I did get fresh cookies. Oh. It's a real roller coaster.

Swings and roundabouts, you know. She gave you the wrong bread. Didn't give you the sandwich you wanted. But cookies right out of the oven, still warm? Ooh, and they're still a little bit warm. Can we get real with each other for a second? I don't know. How different is the bread really?

I'd like to keep a level of professional difference. How much of a difference is the bread making to your sandwich? overall. If you get the wrong bread, I've only ever got Italian herb and cheese. If I got the only bread that there is, surely. Literally, I have no idea what the others taste like. They should take $6 off the order if I'm not getting Italian herbs and cheap. Well, what the fuck's the point then?

I don't think it tastes like bread. I think it tastes like Subway bread, which is its own thing. I think Subway is giving you the illusion of choice. Yeah, dude. I don't know about that. You think you're choosing your own sandwich. but actually it's all products that Subway sells.

They had them in the store already. Came here, ordered a sub, asked it to be well toasted, gave toppings, etc. They didn't do it correctly. So I asked them to fix it

pretty nicely and they decided to cover the second in mayonnaise and sweet onion. I said, whoa, that's too much. And she keeps adding and says,

What more? Kind of ask her for that one. I really, I want this subway experience. How are they always getting it where there's like a young woman that's just like yelling at them

being like more tuna for you? You don't like pepper? They should make a place where it's just the rude servers and then maybe they don't make it like subway. Jared's Dinah.

It's a dumb Starbucks situation. You can't say I want it well toasted. They put it in the grill thing and they press the one toast button that they have. button and it puts it in there for 47 seconds. It's not a fucking steak, man.

You're not, you can't request your level of doneness on the grill at some ways. Get it fresh. Grow up. Grow up. No, that's a stupid. How else am I going to get all my cheese melted? So weird. You're odd.

You're an odd lady. Depends if it's like a fresh salad-y kind of one, you know? Don't need my hot bread on that. The person at the counter making working just stood there. Didn't even acknowledge I was there. I asked a question, was ignored. I decided on a sandwich. He gave me a totally random sandwich.

I asked if that's what I asked for, and he ignored it, put it in the toaster, didn't even ask, then continued on his way. What do you mean a random sandwich? What do you mean he continued on his way? Ordering something, the guy works his way down the bar, just grabbing whatever. He's not even looking at the tubs he's putting his hands in. But he's like cocking his head at you like a dog listing and they're just doing whatever regardless. And you're like, oh, can I have a...

the sandwich I asked for is like, I'm very busy right now. Yeah, I'm making your sandwich. I must be going. I must be on my way. I need to continue on my way. I've got to wonder the earth. I wonder whether there's audio

on the security cameras in your average subway. Because if you work there, this is the perfect way to fuck with the customer. You keep smiling, you keep doing your job. Seafood sensation. You hand them the sandwich while they stand there going, But that's not what I asked for.

And you go, have a great day, sir. You have a good one. Yeah. Oh, you want more mayo? You want me to put some more mail on? I'll kill you. I'll fucking kill you at the car park. And when they play it back...

That's not your sandwich. They go, it's crazy. We're getting all these terrible reviews. But then I watched the footage back, and this guy's just making sandwiches all day. He's just smiling all day handing people sandwiches. Sandwich is going out of door. Sandwich is going out of door. People leave the restaurant.

They break down crying. Put it together. They threw away my sandwich at the toppings area and gave no explanation. If it's at the topics area, it's not your sandwich yet. Oh, it becomes, that's true. It doesn't cross the counter, I think. Until it's in your hand, it's not your sandwich. That's all their sandwich.

It's your sandwich in waiting. It's the sandwich elect. It's a sandwich artist who will be conjuring the sandwich. And then they get to the end. they have then creatively birthed the sandwich they symbolically swaddle it in paper before handing it over to you

the new sandwiching it to you yes but until then not your sandwich no guarantees I would argue if you're both sharing the weight of the sandwich they're still holding one end

you're holding the other end it's the sandwich artists they have to fully hey you need to let go you need to let go up until then it's shared custody if they've made like

if they put like three things on the sandwich and then just threw it out you haven't paid for it yet right it was never your sandwich it was never your sandwich that was never your sandwich yeah keep on walking brother it sounds like the ultimate job

for the board team doesn't it draw strength walk on into the nut how many times you reckon you could get away with making the sandwich three quarters of the way, putting something on and going, oops, oops, I'll let me get that for you, sir. You toss it and

trash, start again. How many times before the person is begging you to just, that's fine, that's fine, I don't mind. No, it won't be perfect. I don't mind some bell peppers, they probably say. One worker soullessly said, sorry, but nothing else.

I understand being tired at the end of the day and having a reason to toss my sandwich, but I would have liked to have known what was going on rather than having suddenly throw it away without saying anything and still saying nothing when I stood there trying to ask for an explanation. No way this happened.

No way. I don't believe you. This is happening literally thousands of times. It actually is happening in thousands of some way. It's happening at the airport in Dubai. Because I order the right sandwich. Again, it's you.

You are ordering a foul sandwich, a wrong sandwich. Yes. You are putting out something nasty into the universe and it is taking it away. The universe will take what's not meant for you. This is, this has to be like that we're just viewing this through the lens of the kind of people that would leave a one-star review on Google, right? Yeah, so you would then have to imagine that this is also happening to people who wouldn't leave a review.

No, I'm just thinking they're going to align the parts of this interaction that are like when they, like, when they were just complete turts. Because they don't know it. Oh, so like this guy was jerking off at the counter. Yeah. And they're like, all right, well, I'm not supposed to be doing this. You know, I thought this was America, kind of doing it. It's always that way. Yeah, it's through bias.

It's the picture of the plane with the red dots on it. Apparently, McDonald's has taken back over. McDonald's does have more spots than subway again. Oh, wow. So on the list of largest fast food restaurant chains in the world, Number five, KFC in the US, number four, subway in the US, number three, Starbucks, number two McDonald's, with 41,822 locations. The number one largest fast food chain in the world is mix you, ice cream, and tea in China. 45,000 locations.

So that's your bit of trivia. So if you're on a first date and the conversation has run dry. After you've asked what they do for work, you go, what do you think is the largest fast food chain on the planet? And they start to say, McDur. You say, wrong, stupid. Wrong. You forgot about China again.

Incorrect. You didn't think about China. You should be thinking about China at all times, you say, to your date. Western-centric piece of shit. There are more people with genius level IQs living in China than there are people in America. Did you believe that? Well, guess what? That was also wrong.

You're stupid. You're stupid. Do you want another drink? You drank that really fast. The ideal scenario is that your date says, actually, there's more subways than McDonald's, and then you can go wrong, wrong, wrong. There's more McDonald's than Subway in America, and there's more tea restaurants in China than there are McDonald's, you idiot.

Who wrote for two reasons? Do you want another drink or not? Do you want to pick a cheaper wine this time? You're still going, but I finish my drink, so I'm going to get another one. asking the waiter if you can sort the menu by least to most expensive they usually are customer service was terrible from Amber

she didn't do as we asked on our sandwiches very hateful mood snarled as she talked made us feel very uncomfortable someone like that should not work in public I am a very Christian woman and do not like me or my children being around such hateful people

okay you got a satanic energy from the subway from Amber From Amber. From Amber? From Amber? What is the color of Amber's energy?

Hmm? Huh? Yeah, sorry. Yeah. Huh? No, do you want to dwell on that one? No, I would like to keep moving with the podcast. We're going to keep this energy going.

What else? What else? The sandwich artist working at this location on today's date, the 10th of the 22nd, 24. Okay, whatever the 22nd month is. Get them. Get them. At 1230. Oh, no, that one scans

Was quite literally the worst one I've had an interaction with Unable to make one sandwich correctly She's trying and failing miserably to make multiple sandwiches at once She denied her co-worker any opportunity to help And left the other employee to run the till No, I can do this You've got to let me do this on my When have you ever made multiple sandwiches alone?

You have to let go up I informed her three times I would like my sandwich toasted. Her response was, the bread's warm. Hey, just came out of the oven. I think that's reasonable. That's really helpful, actually. Sir, you want me to warm the bread two times? Is that what you're saying?

Sir? Things are either warm or not warm? Let me ask you this. What would be the point of toasting it to make it warm? Yes. And the bread is warm. So, I don't think so. Also, think about the environment.

Yeah. Before you ask your bread to be twice heated. Oh yeah, I'll toast it and then I'll just get in the ocean and kill a Greenland shark. Yeah. How'd you like that? Been alive since the 1600s. I guess I'll just jam my fist in its gills and rip out its brain. So you want?

So that your cheese can be a little more melted. Oh, sure. Absolutely, I'll do anything. I'll toast your bread. Yeah, old English. Old English, got it. Got it. Oh, it's not melted off.

Well, just both hands, both gills. Oh, I've ripped its brain in half since the 1600s. Plus, I'm making three sandwiches on. I don't think they're all going to fit in the toaster. Yeah. That she suggestively suggested she'd warm my meat. I don't care if the bread's warm. I want it toasted.

That's not, that didn't happen. That did not. She didn't suggestively suggest that she would warm your meat. There's no way. I don't think that that happened to you. Did not happen. There's no, there's no situation in the world. world where these things happen in this sequence, where there is an incredibly harried, stressed

out young woman working at Subway, making multiple sandwiches, turning down her co-workers' attempts to help her because she thinks it's going to make her look bad. She's really worried about losing her job. Her rent's going up. Everything's fucked. I don't even, I don't have the capacity to toast your bread twice, but also, want me to warm that meet up for you, big boy? Yeah. Yeah. Do you want to have some sort of sexual liaison? I'm sorry, I'm ruining your sandwich. Do you want a liaison? She responded in kind saying,

I don't want you trying hard bread the first time. What? I already am being strong-armed into trying your new bread. At least toast my sandwich. Again, in goring my request to toast my sandwich, she then proceeded to attempt to add the fixing to my sandwich. I say attempt, because I gave her the items I'd like, and then she had to ask four.

times about which ingredients and proceeded to add incorrect topping again she ignores my request to make the sandwich that I'm trying to order because you know it's my sandwich that I'm going to eat even more upsetting there is what I brought all this up

and how I'd like the sandwich I ordered she turned my question into an argument when I simply wanted the ingredients listed prepared to my liking why didn't you take that list and go to the fucking store yeah and buy the stuff to make a sandwich and make the sandwich.

It sounds like you're so... You think you're so close to making this sandwich yourself. You are so convinced you could be doing a way better job than this sandwich us. How close you can... Make the sandwich yourself. They should let you make the sandwich yourself, actually. I'll walk around. Let me just scoot around.

I'm going to scoot around here. I know where everything is in the bins. I know where the 47 second button is on the toaster, so I'll just hit that. Just come around to the business side for a quick. sandwich. We've said this before, but if you can't accept that your subway might be shit, like don't go to subway. Don't go to subway.

It's a risk you take. Sometimes it's good. Sometimes it's bad. That's kind of the deal. But even when it's bad, it's in the ballpark of a subway sandwich, which is the only thing you should have your hope set on, which is like, ah.

Yes. It'll be nutrient dense. Nutrient dense, kind of stale. Maybe fine. Apparently the reason that there's so many of them, which I had never clicked with me before, is that not due to their popularity just because as a franchise,

it is so incredibly cheap to run. That checks out. Compared to anything else. And of course, that makes a perfect sense, doesn't it? Yeah. Yeah, I don't think a lot of people get into it for spreading

the joy of sandwich. No. No. I don't. I'm probably spreading the bread of sandwich. I think the term sandwich artist might be made up. I don't think everyone's dedicated to the sandwich.

sandwich art. I don't think anybody who is set on spreading any kind of love or artistry gets into a franchise at all. No. You start your own place. It's called Ben's sandwiches. Yes. This one's a little crazy because they're all smoking weed here.

Yeah. It's called weed sandwiches. I bought a sandwich in this place today. I received it. It was not the same as in the photo. It was completely different. The girl who made it said it was wrong. I do not recommend this place.

One of the two girls was very rude, and at the end she threw the sandwich on the table like for a dog. For one. The dog's up. Dog shouldn't be eating from the table, I don't think. No. And they should be eating sandwiches either. You don't give your dog a sandwich.

Oh, but I mean, Scooby-Doo. But, Scooby-Doo, yeah. Except he all presiding dog, but oh my God. He doesn't smoke, he doesn't smoke weed. Clearly smokes weed. Scooby-Doo doesn't smoke the weed. Scooby-Doo doesn't smoke the weed. And no one can blame a high, great Dane for eating sandwiches that some fucking hippie puts in front of it.

It's so stupid. It's also so funny to. Even though it's so bad for him. I bet it's so bad for a Great Dane to eat all that processed meat. Yes. It's going to die so young. like they all do. It's so fatty.

I'll give them diarrhea. Oh yeah. Great Danes. They all die at like four. Three or four. It's fucking depressing. Yeah. They're too large?

Their bodies just implode like a dying star. God made me too big. Every time I learned about that one. They're like, oh shit. Zeus is the biggest dog in the world. And then four months later, it's like Zeus is dead. Oh, fuck. I loved Zeus.

I was very invested in Zeus's journey as a big dog. Eight to ten years, Ben, apparently. I don't know. All these big ones. Some living only six or six or six. Seven years. You look, check the tape on Zeus. Look up Zeus.

It's very funny to be a guy in the modern era complaining that subway doesn't look like the photos. I know, right? Motherfucker. Come on. It's not the fucking 80s. Also, one's a photo and one's a sandwich. Oh. You don't walk in with a picture of a pipe to a pipe store.

And what would you say maybe if you looked in there? Y'all got this pipe? can this just we be like you all got this pipe all you know is that it's a sentence that's in French and it ends in pipe that is the only thing that you have and if no one had questioned you on it we could have been like well that's a fun little highbrow reference and we'll just move on except you don't know enough about it to follow up yeah finish your joke There's got to be people who spend their lives going from place to place getting a thing and saying, this is bad and I'm not happy. And it doesn't look like the picture. Oh, my God. And seeing if someone will say, sure, you can have a free sandwich.

And then if that doesn't work, you go and you leave your review in the hopes that someone will say, hey, we give you a free sandwich. You take that review down, you know, anything we can do to make you happy. Can I think it works like 0% of the time. What if you went to a McDonald's and just got a Big Mac and just held it up and pointed at the photo and back at the Big Mac?

I went through the drive-thru this morning and I got for the very first time a McGrittle. Has anybody else experienced a Mick Griddle? Not the Australian one. I assume it's just the same as the American one. I would never change my McDonald's order so I've got that down.

I don't respect the McGrittle. So a McGrittle is like a breakfast sandwich but it seems to have two maple syrup soaked pancake bun kind of thing with a slab of omelet what they describe as an omelet

and some bacon and stuff on there and I was like sure why not and understanding everything that I understand about what we've just said I still made a noise after opening the rapper and seeing it it wasn't so much it wasn't so much that you know it didn't have the same stature or structure as the one in the photo

it just looked a lot more grey than I was expecting McDonald's food is very desaturated it's yeah can you imagine what it would be like if the the thing that they conjure with like fake food science just for the photo shoot that is not made of the actual ingredients of the thing what it would be like to eat that if it was what it purported to be like the ideal thing that's in the photo as if that represented reality

what it would be like to eat the ideal Big Mac. But sometimes that happens. Sometimes. Every now and then, every now and then if you go to McDonald's, semi-regular. You might get a perfect burger. Yeah, every now and then, you're there just with, they've got some crack crew of like tier one operator teenagers back there and all their shit has just come in off the truck and they're getting after it and you get handed a burger that has like just been made that second and all the shit is fresh and everything's piping hot and you go, oh, this is what like it's supposed to be. I don't believe you.

I don't think they have. I don't think they've got, they've lost the art. I don't think they can do this. I've never seen this. I'm saying it happens as an aberration now. I think it's happening on like a per shift basis. Yeah. I think it exists.

Yeah. When they bring in like the like the high ranking like burger priests who know the arts. They can speak to the machines. Yeah. I think, and this is not a paid, you know, whatever, no money changing. hands here. With also McDonald's? Hungry Jacks produces a burger that more consistently has like the big full feeling of a

proper burger than the sort of compact economical, you know, sort of minimum viable product of the McDonald's burger. The burgers are better at Hungry Jacks. I agree. I agree. I think they have done crazier food science in the McDonald's laboratories in that each bite of a McDonald's burger. is like the perfect flavor mix

of everything that the human mouth craves but the experience of eating the hungry jack's burger is a more fulfilling one spiritually you know it's uncanny eating a McDonald's burger yes you know some part of you knows that this is a simulacrum of the eating experience yeah whereas the hungry jack's burger I'm like oh man this is like a burger it feels like it's almost real food

almost it's just like almost really almost the burgers are better at Hungry Jax. They're really. Ultimate double wopper when you've had a couple of beers. You got home and you're very drunk and you go,

what are you going to have to? I read their fries. I read their fries. Oh, their chips are great. Six barbecue cheeseburgers. That's it. You know what? We would take a commercial sponsorship

from Hungry Jax. We would. They're independent, right? But we will not take money from McDonald's. More independent than McDonald's, I think. Although, like, I don't want to do ads. But if you just gave us five grand every now and then,

I'd say how good it is to eat an ultimate double wumper when you're drunk. Yeah, we could make it seem so natural. If they wanted me to sing a song... You might be listening to it right now. And they would, like they did with Justin Timberlake, if they would pay me $6 million to sing a song. Yeah. I'd sing it.

Oh, for $6 million. Something like that. He got $6 million to sing. I'm loving it. You just got to choose five different notes. The new upsetting McDonald's jazz jingles. It was just five notes that are all the same. Bap, Bap, Bap, Bap, Bap, Bap, Bap, Bap, Bap, Bap, Bap.

Hungry Jax. I ordered a sandwich and I gave her all the details she asked before, and she purposely did it wrong. Sandwich. as I gave you all the clues. She gave me an attitude. She said, one minute, and she'll be back out, and she didn't come back out. I was left standing there.

She did not finish my sandwich. Fuck, yeah. I told you guys about the time that I got a haircut, and this lady, like, starts, this is at a, like, one in the mall, right? I wasn't. She cut herself left and never came back? You got a mall haircut? I got a more.

Well, I got kind of like, maybe like the first. first 10% of a mall haircut and then she like looked her to watch her like well it's about that time I just walked off in the middle of my hair cut I never saw it off clocking off the ship that's absolutely insane what did you do hey well I just sat there for like two minutes and then I was like there was another guy there who I was not in charge as well is anyone cutting your hair and I'm like hey uh and he's like did she just leave? Yeah.

Anyway. It'd be good if, good prank to do to your customers to make the other barbers think that you had just come in and sat yourself down and put the apron on. Yeah.

I'm ready. It's okay. I've been here before. They know me. I know how it works. Worst haircut of my life, mole haircut for sure. It's a real memorable,

traumatic one. Don't get your hair cut in the mall. Fellas. Come on. Sometimes you've got to spare 15 minutes, 20 minutes. And you want to spend $25 on a haircut. Yeah. I guess.

Oh, 35 dollars. Nowadays. Yeah, well with how things are. Yeah. So this is only semi-related, but the other day I was at the bar and I needed to duck out for a piss. And so I did what I usually did, which is on my way out, picked like a regular that was in the bar and I was like, you're in charge. And then went out, did my piss. And then by the time I came back, he was.

behind the bar serving a customer. It's like, oh, no, no, no, I didn't. What did you mean, what did you mean? I didn't mean, I just meant, you know, if like anyone starts doing anything, tell them off stealing from the back bar or whatever. Yeah. I honestly, I think that one's on you. Yeah.

I don't think that. I don't think you were clear enough in your communication. Yeah, was clear enough to imply the boundaries that you intended. I mean, I guess I remember before I worked there that occasionally they would do that to me and I would be paralyzed with fear and look what happened to you if they're a customer now you're in charge

I have to serve them oh wow I guess I really did yeah someone said it to you and you went oh okay I'm entering candidate that's that's in my brain I've been activated I am in charge of the bar it's my life's work now

that's what I'm in charge he did he figured out the point of sales system and everything so he does want in hospitality as well but it's pretty good it was just a bit of a surprise adding a $600 dollar tip on for himself she said one minute and she'll be back out she didn't come back out

and i was left standing there she did not finish my sandwich she didn't correct it she just walked away and never came back out i'm mature enough where i use my manners i have respect i work in the health industry across the street from subway and she treated me like i'm garbage again i use my manners she asked me what i wanted and i told her and i felt like i was an idiot i will never go there again. I went there during the day at lunchtime. Never again. I would not advise this place ever. I am going to Jimmy

Johns. It's probably better. Go to Jimmy John's. Go to Firehouse Subs. Go to Firehouse Subs. Go to Quiznos. Go to Quiznos. What are you fucking don't? Go to Kudoba. You're not hurting for sandwich chains. Go to Wawa. Go to Wawa.

Go to Wawa. Very funny detail to me is the suggestion that somehow working across the street from subway gives you some kind of moral heft or neighborhood standing? Yeah, and what's implied here. We would hope there would be some

solidarity, right? Like, if people work in the same neighborhood as the bar, I'm like, oh, you know, give them a little just how we look after him because we're all in this together. Yeah, but alternatively, you might walk in the door and they're like, oh, Christ, it's the cunt from over the street.

Oh, Jesus, fucking Christ. Got to deal with him there, got to deal with him here. Should I leave? I can leave, right? Hey, that sounds like a fraud emotional situation. We deal with those in a little segment that we call Paging Dr. Lucy. If you find that you are having a little relationship trouble, just to pick up your telephone and dive in on the double,

You call 1-800-317-515 Now your pageant-hocoon-s-in This comes to us from R-slash-cuckold psychology Single cuck? Hmm. I guess you can be cuck identifying if you're single. Yes. I think you can know that you are a cuck

but I don't know if you can practice the cuck lifestyle I don't think you can practice it if you don't have a wife It could be an aspiring cuck. Yes Well it's not even the Oh cuck in waiting I think you can be a cuck in that you get off on being cucked But you can't be cucked

Yes You can identify as a cuck But I don't think it's a case of identifying I think you are You're just not currently being cucked You're just not currently practising it. Not currently cuckable at this point in time.

Yeah, you do the major holidays, but you're not going every weekend. Yeah, and if you get married and you fuck your wife, you're still a cuck. It doesn't make you not a cuck anymore. Yeah, and if she hasn't cucked you yet, you're still a cuck. You're still a cuck. Because you desire her to cuck you. Bisexual and heterosexual relationship rules, you know. I mean, I don't know about that one.

Oh, did I just say the subtext out loud? And you find that somehow distasteful. Hi my fellow cucks Just talking to you guys Not reading the post Or okay So I'm turned around on this now That's very presumptuous of you

I am single but love the cuck lifestyle Do you guys think it is possible To be a single cuck And if so What are ways you can do it The only way I can really think of Is finding a hot couple In the Findom community

and paying for their dates. But at the same time, that is more financially getting cucked and not physically being cucked. I don't think paying for two people you don't know to have sex with each other, to have a nice night and then to have sex with each other,

that cucks you in no way. I think that cucks you a little bit. Well, not if there was no chance of you ever fucking one of the people. A hundred percent. Like you're just facilitating them fucking. it's not like you already had a relationship with someone and then you've said oh you've you've taken my person off me and you're cucking me now yeah

instead you're just like you kids have a good time not being involved is not the juice alone because if not being involved in people having sex is enough for you to be a cuck we're all cucks to everybody else in the planet that is having sex you have to have had a chance to have been part of that sexual encounter and this to be left out of the sexual encounter. Also, you could just do Findom stuff with anybody. I don't know if this really helps you with that. You can't give like five grand to like a goth batty from Twitter who's like, give me five

grand. Ew, you're disgusting. Yeah, you can do that. You've been fin-dumped. Yeah. Lots of it. I don't think you can. I don't think there's a solution to this.

I think this is really sad, but you do need to be in a relationship to be cucked. Well, what if, what if you had a homie? who's in an open relationship, right? He's in an open relationship and he's going along to something where maybe his partner's going to fuck somebody else. Maybe he lets you tag along. You know, maybe he gives you an honorary

part of the open relationship for the night. And then someone in your open relationship gets fucked by someone else. He taps you into the open relationship. Yeah, but you're only there. an observer. He taps you in. It's like, hey, you're part of this open relationship and also someone's fucking our girlfriend. And you go, oh no. I don't think it's going to have the same effect. I think you've got to care about the woman that's cucking you. Yeah, you need the emotional weight. You need to have felt it. You need to have the highs. You need the memories of when

you went to the Oklahoma State Fair together and she was wearing that beautiful sundress and you looked over at her and you thought, I am so glad that this woman, is mine and mine alone and I'm hers and hers alone So she sucked down that corn cob I watched her suck down that corn cup And I went Oh

She's the one I think I'm going to marry that girl I think she's the one I'm going to marry that girl You need that memory there So that two years later When she's getting fucked And she's looking at you

And she's saying You could never do this That it's only going to hit Because of the sundress Oklahoma State Fair Ferris wheel Coln Cobb Straight down the throat

You need the highs And the lows You can't just, you can't, this is, this feels like standing on the shoulders of giants, you know, you're trying to just go immediately, this is the Ian Malcolm speech from Jurassic Park is it didn't take any discipline to achieve it, you know, you're trying to get to the end result without the work. You can't just get to the end result. You can't just skip ahead to being cucked.

I don't, yeah. No, this is. It is like, it is like the shoulders of giants and you're, you're this like tiny little guy. And you're like, hey, can you pick me up? They're enormous, and you're like tiny. Can I get some upies? It gives me the vibe of the people who want to use those AI tools like to make music. That's exactly what I was thinking of.

That is exactly where I went to of just people that want to skip to the end result without any discipline. Without the journey of creation. Fundamentals, the cuck fundamentals. Yeah. You want to just get to being cucked without having any of the things. Yeah. Without having worked towards it. That's not what life is.

Life isn't just a series of gratifications. They've got their 10,000 hours of not having sex with their wife. Yes. Well, yeah. Or 10,000 hours of having sex with their wife and then no longer because she's having sex with someone else. Yes. You can watch cuck porn. That's a shortcut.

You know, that's your shortcut. But you can't just skip a head. to this experience. Yeah, like, you can just watch Cuckmore. You can just sort of pull your tiny little dig out, dick out, and then just sort of rub on that until your nasty little pathetic cums come out, you nasty little cuck freak, oh, you little weirdo. And if you like this, please subscribe to our bonus episodes.

We do more of this. Yeah, for the right price. I don't. I will give you an hour of just me talking about how small your penises and how pathetic you look while you jerk off. I'll do it for free. Don't say that. You'll do it for free.

Well, I can't really want up loose anymore. I'll pay you $10 for me to record. It's called being a loss leader. Okay, so you want to have like a dozen guys that aren't paying you for it. And eventually you be like, here, you build scale. You want more of this? Scalable, scalable.

You got to do the Uber model. Get it out there real cheap. And then when everyone's hooked, you fuck over millions of people. Take it back. millions of people and you permanently change how parking and traffic and transit works in cities. Exactly. Yeah, but for pulling off your tiny little leaner.

You call that a load? That load was pathetic. Is that a thing? Saying their loads pathetic? I think they've got a small load. I think a tiny load. It was not voluminous. Yeah.

You barely have anything. Watering. Watery. You've got a grey. You've got McDonald's come. Yeah. You have a simulacrum of cum. Oh, was that your come?

I thought it was a prop. Simulacum. I thought that was prop cum. Nasty little prop cum coming out of your tiny weird penis. Oh, that's a real penis? Thought it was a prize. It doesn't impress me. The main episode. This is a main episode. Take the pasta water stuff out.

We've got to give them a taste. I know what they're missing. Like, have any of you ever went on any dating apps and just been up front with a girl you match with saying you enjoy the cuck lifestyle and build a cuck dynamic from there where she tells you about the guys she's messing around with? No. Probably not. I'd probably lead with, hey, how are you? I'd start with, what is your name? Okay. Sopranos or severance? Man, I went on, um, because my Twitter account is still active.

I just don't use it anymore. But I went over there the other day because I was like, going to share some stuff for both. And, um, you know how not everyone's posting about the same thing, but you can get a sense of what like the zeitgeisty conversations are where lots of people like quote tweeting stuff or indirectly talking about stuff. Like pink is like quote tweeting someone. That was weird.

Uh, it, it seemed like there was a prevailing conversation where people were talking about whether or not severance was good. Oh yeah, there's a big argument about severance in the pit. But like way after Peat supremacy had finished. But also like everyone that was dunking on severance was like, yeah, it's good, but it's not as good as some people think it is. I'm like, oh man, you guys are going to be sucked into four days of conversation about this.

I mean, something that doesn't really matter. Yeah. For a show that wrapped up like quite a while, ago. I think it's kind of beautiful. Twitter returning to its roots. It's just four days of severance chat. Can you, I got sucked into so many of those fucking things.

I'm like, well, I've got to get a quote, quote tweet in on this. Yeah, I nearly did one today about this, the severance pit stuff. And I was like, nope. What a fucking, don't need that in my life. They should shut the severance pit down. Can you imagine you walk into your local and all your friends are there and you're like, uh, did you guys think severance was overrated? And they'd be like, shut up.

It's all anyone's talking about. It's so weird. We shouldn't, conversations shouldn't be driven by the most psycho people that there are. Yeah. They should be driven by the stupidest person, you know, telling anecdotes from their clown-like life. Yes. That is the way that your life should be lived.

Yeah. Ideally. I don't know. I wish there was a cuck hookup culture of sorts. But then again, being a cuck is the hottest when you genuinely love your partner. Yeah, that's the whole thing. Yes, that's what we've been saying. Yeah, why didn't you fucking listen to us?

That's what we've been telling you the whole time. I'm going to say something crazy here. I think cucking is kind of a one-way thing where it's like, there's like doms and subs. I don't think there's cucks and cuckers. I think it is only the cuck that is driving pleasure from the interaction. No, what about, what about a couple episodes ago, we did the guy that. We did a guy?

We did the guy. All three of us. So there was the guy who was married and then his wife left him for this other guy. And then he brought that other guy along to his next marriage. The movable cuck. Yeah. But they're bonded. I will say that there is soul bonded.

The bull enjoys it because you're getting no strings attached sex. He's enjoying having sex. He's enjoying having sexual intercourse for pleasure. The wife is just enjoying it by means of her cuck enjoying it. Yeah, I think... She's looking over there and she's going, aw, look at him.

I hope he's having fun. I would say that is like 80% of it. I think 20% of it is that like maybe you're a little bored with your husband and he is actively like, oh, I actually need you to have sex with someone who looks really good is better at sex and has a better dick. Kind of like a guy that's better, better dick,

hotter and nicer body and more physically fit, better take me. And she's like, oh, I guess if that's what you want. If it makes you happy, I guess I'll do it. I actually, on that, while I was looking through R-slash-cuckold psychology, I saw a post from

someone being like, you know what, it's so crazy is that everyone I've ever been with has also been into the cuck fantasy. And which my first thought from that was like, no, you've just been with loving partners. Like, you've been with people that just wanted you to be fulfilled?

Yeah. Like. Who is doing something that you like, yeah. It's kind of like the red dots on the plane, I think. Yeah. In that regard. I think it's throwing the red dots on the plane. That's a good reference.

Good reference, Ben. We've done two episodes back to back, so we're doing inter-episode callbacks at this point. Was this from the other episode? Was this from the other episode? I can't remember. This is what happens when we have to work for two hours in a row. It makes us crazy. Yes, it's crazy.

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Paris Hilton mini-fidges recalled due to fire burn hazards Well for one, fridges should be cold Yeah Tell me she doesn't stand behind her build quality I don't think she personally signed off on the schematics for these it's my feeling

yeah but she's lending a cultural cachet to them Lendering yeah A recall A recall has been issued for Paris Hilton Beauty mini-friges sold by Walmart, Ross and Amazon Assume Ross is just a guy

that's also selling these Yeah The Consumer Product Safety Commission listed the recall on Thursday for 110,000 units of the Paris Hilton Mini Beauty Fridge which comes in two sizes and four colors.

Is this something you keep your beauty products in, do you think? Yeah, I think this is one of those like overconsumption things where it's like they were popular for a while. You see them on TikTok and stuff. I don't think you need to keep your beauty stuff in the fridge. But also, even if you do, you also got a fridge in your house. You've already got a fridge. I think it's like a little fridge for like your products.

It's a tiny fridge. Yeah, it's like a mini fridge. It's so small. Yeah, it's a mini beauty fridge. You don't need this. Nobody needs this. I mean, I don't need this. That's right.

For your hyaluronic acid. According to beautyfridge.com, Beautyfridge is a revolutionary way to store your skin care. Created to adjust to your skin care's temperament with hot and cold settings. Why, beauty fridge? It is time to store your investments where they are treated as investments. Yes. It's a copy from this website, perfectly written.

Thank you. appears to hold exactly six tinnies, though, as per the photo I've just sent you. So maybe... Five tinnies and hyaluronic acid. Yeah.

You've got your snail slime and you've got five cans. Your rice serum and your four cans of IPA. That's right. A spokesperson for manufacturer E. Pocker International said the company was aware of

27 reports of the product overheating and catching fire. No injuries have been reported, although some have reported damage to surrounding surfaces. We are looking for either the 10-liter or 4-liter model in pink, white, aqua, or hot pink. That's hot. You are looking for the model numbers pH-11-887, pH-1-8-871, PZB-02, E-001, PH-12540, PZP-01, E-001, PZW1 E-001. Anyone with a recalled Paris Hilton Mini Beauty Fridge should unplug the unit,

properly dispose of it, register the recall, and request a refund, according to the recall alert. Properly dispose of it. Yeah, that's right. Military tannerine in it. Put some tanneride in it and shoot it with your 50kow. Imagine if that's how you died. By your pariselt and your pariselt. mini beauty fridge filled with tanneride on your property.

Well, Paris Hilton's fridge burnt my house down? If you kept it in your bedroom, because that's where you keep your beauty products, and then it caught on fire in the middle of the night. And then you go, well, Jesus, fuck. I was only, I was 32 years old. I had my whole life ahead of me. Beautiful, all the possibilities of a 32 year old. Didn't need to worry about those wrinkles.

Didn't need that retinal, you know? Oh, fuck, that's true. You spent so much time, money and thought. So much money. wearing about your retinol, your crow's feet, your smile lines. And now your crow's food. Yes. And also in a way you're eating crow.

Yes. Stupid idiot. You dumb fuck. You dumb fuck. Oh, I hope my body stays perfect forever. Is it perfect while it's on fire because of your Paris Hilton mini beauty fridge and you're fucking asleep and you're burning to death? Is it perfect in the kingdom of heaven or did you get sent to hell for engaging in the sin of price? Yeah, vanity.

Vanity. And ain't all waiting on you. That's vanity. Fucking idiot. I think we've all taken a pretty deep lesson from this three-minute segment of the podcast, Bonte Vista, which has now ended. Thank you so much for joining us. If you want more of this, Patreon.com slash Buna Vista, we just put out a crazy bonus episode.

We did. You might get one of the jokes if you're, for it. It was sexually weird. Why were they talking about the plane? Oh, it was in the early part of this same episode? They just remembered it wrong.

It might have been on this episode. We don't know. We are unsure. Thank you so much for listening. Don't keep like, try and minimise the number of electronic goods you have in your bedroom, I guess. You don't need a beauty fridge. Just put your shit in the fridge.

Put it in the regular fridge. Just put it wherever. It doesn't matter. Put it in the spot You would have kept your milk Because obviously you don't have Like a 2 litre bottle of milk in your fridge anymore Because that's crazy So just put your

Your acids there When you have a 2 litre bottle of milk Drinking milk is chopped It's chopped It's chopped We don't drink milk anymore We don't buy milk Damn I'll tell my children

I'll tell my children about the fucking liters of milk They drink every year You should know Just tell your kids they're chopped Yeah Calcium is chopped kids I think that was a lie

made up by the milk lobby but I don't know you probably get calcium from other foods as well right? There's calcium everywhere else you don't need milk it's not real, it isn't real and it can't be there's calcium is real there's calcium in so many other things yeah don't just don't worry it's calcium and beer

yes calcium and beer probably probably it's microplastics yeah probably and that's maybe true We will talk to you next week. Goodbye. Bye.

Bye. Thank you.