Boonta Vista - EPISODE 419: The Ghost Of Carjacking Future (with Stefan Heck)
Episode Date: October 26, 2025Theo, Andrew, and Ben are joined by Stefan Heck from Blocked Party and the Go Off Kings to discuss: Making the worst possible meal choice before boarding, a clemency threshold for accidental baby thef...t, and the Clipping Report. *** Listen to Blocked Party here: https://www.patreon.com/blockedparty Watch the Go Off Kings here: https://www.twitch.tv/gooffkings *** Outro: Free Return - Space Shepherds *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at mailbag@boontavista.com! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista
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Hello and welcome to Blood Vista, episode 419.
I'm Ben and
and welcome to
Vos now
Bavaria's Noeme 1st
Primetime Competitive Improv Comedy TV show
For the next 23 minutes exactly
I'll be joined by a series of guests
Who must create an improvised comedy scene with me
Based on two prompts given to us by the audience
For our first scene
Our prompts are Dentists' Office and Glockenspiel
And here's Theo
Goodtentag, Theo
You don't have to do it actually
accent. Just because I know that that'll add like a layer of difficulty. You can just skip that part
if you need. I don't really do voice work or anything. Just do the improv part. Yeah. So real quick,
dentist office, glock and spiel. Ah, what if my teeth sounded like glock and spiel and my dentist was
playing them with a little hammer? Not funny and very unrealistic. Thank you. For our second scene.
Our prompts are doctor's office and pork knuckle. And here's Andrew. Goodt and tug, Andrew.
Good and tag.
Good and tag.
Fee Gates.
Welcome to the doctor's office.
I am the doctor.
What is wrong with your knuckle?
I have a case of pork knuckle.
Not funny.
Oh, shit.
For our third scene,
our prompts our accountant's office and piano accordion.
And from blocked party...
I don't want to do this part of the accent.
This sounds true.
From block party in the Go Off Kings, it's Stephen Heck.
Good and tag, Stefan Heck.
Hello, welcome to the accountant's office.
Can I help you with anything?
I need to file my taxes for my piano accordion.
No problem.
I just fill out this form.
I'll just be sitting over here at this desk.
Okay, and scene.
Accurate.
Yeah, I really enjoyed that one due to its verisimilitude.
That's right.
All the Germans at home nodding along.
That was some nice, sensible comedy.
I'm just going to pull back the curtain for a second
Every now that we break the fourth wall of the podcast
Which I believe has one wall, really
As an audio medium
We're kind of a one walled medium, right?
I'm got to pull back the one wall
And break the wall
Here's a message from Ben at 1023
My time this morning
I have an intro that's too stupid
For a guest episode
But I'm willing to do it anyway
Sometimes the well is dry
yeah i mean that's fine that's basically the type of shit we do on go off kings like four nights a week
so yeah that's i mean that as i mean that as an insult by the way not as a what happens when
you run out of ideas like generally speaking we've got so many fucking episodes of this podcast
great question you guys do so many fucking theme nights and stuff what happens there there is a finite
number of things that you can do we we have we have absolutely run of ideas i can look at
upcoming schedule right now to give you a look at what we have coming up. We have bar rescue
night, which is we'll watch bar rescue clips. So I mean, I guess that's an idea. We have to do
Minesweeper night. We have to do that twice. Is this just like Minesweeper on the old windows
Minesweeper? Yeah. Are any of you guys good at Minesweeper? No, we've done it once before and we
didn't know like what the numbers represented in Minesweeper. And that's like a big part of the game.
I didn't figure that out until probably 20 years after I played it for the first time.
Well, we had a streamer friend of ours, Charlotte, from What's All This Then.
She is like a Minesweeper expert.
So she's hopefully going to be helping us out with this.
So we have that.
We have, God, I mean, we have so much.
Yeah.
My Smeaper expert knows about what the numbers mean.
That's the key to Minesweeper is you've got to look at what the numbers are.
It's most of it.
And if you click on a mind, that's, uh, that's loss.
That's not a win.
That's game over.
Yeah.
That you lose, I think.
So we figured that out.
But, um, and then we're trying to avoid doing any, like, food related, um, streams.
But it's, like, so easy to do, like, ice cream night or whatever or, or, uh, chip night, right?
You just try and chips?
Well, Jesse said that he could eat 250 tortilla chips.
Okay.
And so that was basically the night.
Uh, was.
him trying to eat too well that's not entirely true we implemented a wheel that's something we do
as well as we'll implement a wheel that the chat can pay for and spin and the wheel would add or
remove chips from his total so he ended up having to i mean he didn't do it but uh he had to eat like
400 chips by the end of the night i think he ate like 150 and then felt deathly ill um but that that's
kind of i mean we've yeah we've definitely run out of ideas so if you guys have done 700 episodes
I mean, you must have run out of ideas like 500 episodes ago, right?
Did you guys end up getting a ballpark figure for how many tortilla chips
are in like a standard bag of chips?
That's what kind of started it is we were trying to figure that out.
And I looked it up in the Google AI results was like, oh, it's 10 chips.
Great.
That's not true.
And then you look closer and it's like, well, this is in a one ounce bag of chips.
Yeah, this is like in the packets of chips that I put in my kids lunchboxes.
Yes, exactly.
Every now and then if I just can't find a snack.
Yeah, it's chips you would get
when you're like trick-or-treating on Halloween or whatever.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you guys trick-or-treat?
Ish.
Ish.
In the big cities.
Ben doesn't have kids.
He's out there every year.
No one likes to see me at their front door
dressed as Anton Shikur asking for sweeps.
Guys, you mind if I tag along?
No, my kids, my kids do.
My kids are into it.
It's absolutely like growing as a thing in Australia.
It's definitely growing.
is a thing and a lot of people get very sour about it because they're like, I don't need to do this
American bullshit. It's not what we're about. We're about all the other parts of other cultures
that we have decided to assemble into our culture. And racism as well. Racism. It's a big one.
I'm in Vancouver and I found out like 10 years ago that this is kind of a Vancouver specific
thing, but Halloween in Vancouver, everyone gets fireworks and shoots them at each other.
sounds very Dutch
Yeah
So when I was in high school
We would go out on Halloween
And get like Roman candles
And go to the park
And just shoot Roman candles at each other
From like close range
It's really quite stupid
I'd love to know the origin of this tradition
I it's a great question
But like bottle rockets
Air bombs Roman candles
They've all been banned now
And it's not really a thing anymore
But like I remember telling people about it
And they were like
What the fuck are you talking?
It's genuinely insane.
Even within Canada, no one else does it.
It's just a Vancouver thing.
Okay.
Got to let off somehow.
Like, that's, I think that's like, it's probably the same thing that leads the Dutch
to, like, exploding half their country on New Year's Eve every year.
They got to let it out.
Yeah.
Get all pent up.
Oh, absolutely.
Yeah.
Treating each other really nice the rest of the time.
Yeah, that's right.
You've got your healthcare over there, all that kind of shit.
You've got to, you got to just let loose somehow.
I think society needs a drain.
And they have, like, the racism.
holidays too, obviously.
Yeah, or 100%.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Are they still doing, um, was it, it's black peat?
Oh, yeah.
Swartipit.
Swartipiet.
It's contentious, but yes, it's like every, all outside of the major cities,
they're doing it and beating up anyone that comes to their praids and asks them not to.
And then inside the major cities, they're like, if the mayor sees a person in blackface,
they beat them to death.
So the real like sort of.
Yeah, cultural war happening there, yeah.
Both in, both, like, emotionally and kind of, like, the color of their face.
Yeah.
Yeah, cool country.
Hey, the Netherlands, you could potentially fly there on a plane.
We talk about planes in plainly speaking.
Ah, this is your captain speaking.
Please return your seat to their upright positions as we are coming in hot on another edition of plainly speaking.
This comes to us from KTVX in Utah,
Delta Flight to Salt Lake
Forced to turn around mid-flight due to unpleasant odor.
Sorry.
Now this happens like all the time
and it's always something really boring.
Every time I see the headline,
I'm like, oh, oh, and then it's always like,
no, it smelled like burning plastic.
It's never poop.
It's very infrequently poop.
Sometimes it's poop.
We've had a story or two over the years
of someone whose diarrhea was so powerful.
The guy who had diverted a flight, mega colitis, super ulceritis.
When we had a pat on, we had a very unpleasant flight of Paris Air.
What's the French?
It was airpery, I think, yeah.
From New York to Paris or Paris to New York.
And it was blood and shit.
They should have called it popery.
Would that have helped?
Yep.
I guess it would have made more sense.
but the problem wasn't the that it was the second flight was the problem was when the blood
of the poop was still there and no one had bothered to oh i remember hearing about this i think
it's tough to you what if you um what if you were a flight attendant and you had like
really bad diarrhea like on your shift on an international flight i feel like that would be my
worst nightmare as if everyone saw you going into the bathroom like every 45 minutes and then
do they have their own bathroom like a private like flight attendant bathroom
I was going to ask if the pilots have their own toilet
because you never see the pilots come out for a shit.
Yeah, they should put it in the pilot seat.
I feel like I've seen, unlike your regular, you know,
you've seen a pilot come out for a dicky?
On the domestic flights, I've seen, I don't know if he's shitting or pissing or her.
Thank you, thank you.
But I've seen them come out and used bathrooms.
I think they've got to mingle with everybody else.
You know, any domestic flight on you, on like a,
on like a 3, yeah, 320, I want to say.
Where's Lucy when you need a...
They really need a help.
What's the one that ends at a 200?
Whatever those ones are?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Those ones?
They're coming out and they're pissing with the rest of us.
I think...
Wow.
They're in the muck with us.
Would they give them their own one on like a 7-4-7?
On a big one, surely, they've got to have a staff bathroom.
Yeah, I've never seen the pilot come out.
I think it kind of ruins a bit of the mystique of the pilot, right?
They're locked up there.
Everybody knows what they're doing is very important.
Yeah.
If you see him come out and he's dancing from foot to foot,
there's someone already in there.
He has to wait?
Do you want to see your pilot waiting to take a shit?
Looking a bit sweaty around the corners of his brow?
He's holding it in.
He's focused on the flight.
Laser-like focus.
If anything, let's have them take 10 or 20 a modium.
I want you plugged up for that whole flight to L.A.
Now, so the flight that turned around that's in the news,
was it poop?
Or was it something?
It was something else.
A Delta Airlines flight to Salt Lake City was
forced to turn around midnight due to unpleasant odour.
Flight 2311 left Los Angeles, Los Angeles for SLC on October 18th.
On board were 189 customers, two pilots of four flight attendants.
Quote, as nothing is more important than the safety of our customers and people,
our crew followed standard procedures to safely return to Los Angeles after an unpleasant odor
was detected on board.
We apologize to our customers for the delay in their travels, said a spokesperson for Delta.
The airline shared that the smell was related to a spoiled food item brought on board by a customer.
Oh, yeah.
You like, you brought on like a nasty egg sandwich from home?
Now, just like, playing around.
Was, I just have a, was that our friend, Demi Lardner?
Because she does have, I don't, did you guys hear about her onion slash garlic thing from earlier this year?
What did she do?
Oh, she left, uh, so like a month into the year, she was like, there's a really bad smell next to my side of the bed.
I know I have, I did hear about this.
Okay, yeah.
And then she, like, opened up, there was like a lunchbox or like a bag or something,
and she opened it up and there was just like a rotten onion and a bulb of garlic in there
that had been there for a month.
Yeah.
And it just stunk.
It smelled awful.
So I'm going to say, I reckon, I reckon it's got to be longer than a month.
You can have an onion sit in the bottom of your pantry for over a month without going like, putrid.
But it's going to be, it might have been longer than a month.
What if it was a cut onion?
Like it's cooking.
it's cooking in there it's sweating
I saw a picture of it and it
looked it looked absolutely horrendous
and as soon as they turn like that's it
it's the worst they go from zero
to the worst smell in the world like straight
away yeah
man I'm just getting through onions I think
I buy those like big fuck off bags from Costco
brown onions you know
and they but they're how long
are they sitting in your bedroom though
next to your bed
like how long are they sitting in a bag in your bedroom
honestly I keep as many as I can
under my pillows but uh you know two adults two kids they're almost teenagers now they're
pretty much teenagers they're eating five to six onions a day i'm running up hey you go into my room
get me another onion check at my bedside table if you don't see it under my pillow check in my
bedside table are we talking like the 10 kilo bags of onions or like a two kilo bag what are the
10 kilo oh wow like the big like it's like a it's like red net yeah the red mesh
kind of thing.
Yeah.
And I buy them and I think to myself,
oh, I'm going to have to like make a huge potter French onion soup.
Oh, that's great.
Of course.
So you use up like half of this.
And then I don't even need to.
I've used all the onions before anything's going bad.
You got these at Costco.
Do you guys have specific at like the Costco cafeteria there, the food court?
Is there any, is there any regional food that you guys have at the food court?
Because we have, we have puteen at the Canadian Costco.
Oh, shit.
I think we do.
I think we've got like, uh, we've got, uh, we've got,
got the sort of chicken bake kind of thing, you know, the fucking Rizzler or whatever
is eating.
We've got your regular pizza, your hot dog, the onion grinder, you know, a big cookie,
you can get a big cookie.
The big cookie is crazy.
The fries are good, the fries are good.
Yeah, the putteen is good.
The putteen is very good.
It's all good down at Costco.
What I was very surprised by was, um, it's all good down at Costco.
That's true.
Go down there and tell me I'm wrong.
Costco cashphrase or whatever?
That's really good.
I like that.
I've never been fucked over by Costco, you know?
They know what they're doing down there.
They got it on lock.
And I love them.
No, it's how many of the products are Australian?
Like, heaps of their, heaps of their Kirkland shit, all of that is all.
Yeah, like, and all the meat is Australian, you know?
I just assumed a lot of it would be imported, but no.
Well, shout out to Costco.
Shout out to Costco.
We're going to give them the Bonta Vista bump.
Go and get your membership today.
But remember, you've got to go often enough to make the membership worthwhile.
Fill your car up while you're there.
Apparently, I'm like almost exactly equidistant from three Costcoes, which are all like a prohibited distance.
Oh, great.
So we can perfectly triangulate where you live.
I've got zero Costco.
I live in South Brisbane.
It is like an hour drive to each one.
So, now it's a bit much.
I guess more fool me.
All right, the information you currently have, listener,
equidistant from three Costco's.
He is somewhere around Mount Gravatt,
but has moved recently.
He is nearish to a cafe at a place that sells Polonaise.
First, first to figure it out.
It's a house with a sunroon.
Come collect your prize.
I have a streamer friend named Luke Taylor,
who's very funny,
but he will always tempt fate
by just like telling people on the stream,
where he is and where he's going to be and he'll frequently say like my door is unlocked like
you can you can come come try and get me right now and he'll go live and you know on twitch
there's like a go live notification and uh it'll be like i'm going to tell everyone where i am on
the stream come and kill me like he's just like don't say come and kill me well he's saying it to
like our chat with like we have a lot of shared fans and they're all very nice and normal for the
most part so yeah i would be surprised if one of them came and killed him but um yeah i think
You've got to be making content that's at least, like, partly intended to aggravate people, I think, to put a target on your back, you know?
Yeah, yeah.
I feel like I don't make people mad online as much as I used to when I was on, when I was posting on Twitter.
Yeah.
Because it was really easy to make people mad on Twitter, and now I'm posting on blue sky.
And it's very easy to make people mad on blue sky as well.
Don't get me wrong, but they're the kind of people who think it's bad to travel to someone's house and kill them.
Yeah, exactly, yeah.
The rule of law respecters over there.
They're gripping their Kate McKinnon mug too hard and go, oh, that's stiff and heck.
Exactly.
I think I've grown up enough that, you know, I think as I get older, I do find poop and pee like funnier.
But I'm like, you know what, let's tone down a bit.
Let's be a bit nicer online.
You know, let's post more pictures of my cat.
So it's a good balance to strike.
She's a beautiful cat, too.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Once I got off Twitter, I completely lost the impulse to just try and.
uh what no not that i lost the impulse to make people mad i realized what i lost was the thing that
was making me mad every day was being forced to look at like hundreds of posts by people that
were sharing them because they didn't agree with them yeah so it was forcing me to see a bunch of stuff
that would make me mad and then i would start getting into arguments and then it was like a cycle of
violence which i got out of but then i've i have to look at facebook still a lot for work so i'm still on there
all the time and now my Facebook feed for me personally is just community groups and I'm starting
to kind of get the juice back a little bit from bad community Facebook group posts like I got into
there wasn't an argument because I clearly won instantly and the likes clearly showed that if you check
them someone who complained about the the height restrictions on a car park that was going in underneath
the supermarket near us and they were talking about how they had like a fucking lifted forward drive and
wouldn't be able to get in there.
And I was like, why do you have a big fucking stupid American car, you fucking loser?
But, you know, phrased it in a way where I sound like, I was being reasonable.
Got into another one the other day where someone took a picture of some kids building like
a dirt ramp to do BMX tricks on during the school holidays being like, hey, if you see
these kids report them to the council because they've taken a shovel down to the local park.
I was like, hey, you're a fucking creep.
Oh, my God.
Also, these kids are like actually outside doing something.
thing, isn't that, like, good?
Isn't that what we all want?
Is that what you're all complaining about?
But, you know, it's the same impulse.
I'm still just getting angry for stuff that doesn't really impact my life in any way, shape, or form.
I get that from my building group chat because it's the same, it's like busy bodies, right?
Like, there was a woman earlier this year who took a picture of a bunch of, like, chalk and like hopscotch and stuff that, like, kids had, like, drawn outside.
And she was like, how come the kids didn't wash this off?
And it's like, do you understand how chalk works?
It'll take care of its own.
And we live in Vancouver where it rains all the time.
Like, it's going to be fine.
And she posted this big tirade about it.
And everyone's like, the fuck are you talking about it?
Oh, my God.
I've seen stuff like that where it's people complaining about like the noise of children playing.
Yeah.
You're evil.
You were actually an evil person.
My wife yesterday, I think, described blue sky as like the sort of methadone of posting.
She was like methadone Twitter.
Oh, yeah.
Where she was like, you know,
You know, you open it up and you have a look, and it's not really great, and you're not particularly inclined to post, but it is something you can just briefly do in place of being on Twitter.
It's nice, yeah.
Which I think we all agree.
It's a retirement home for a 37-year-olds, basically.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And, like, yeah, I think we can all agree that we used to post on Twitter a lot, and now it's just entirely Nazis and bots and genuinely unpleasant to encounter.
Twitter was a place where you could go to cyber bully your mayor so hard that it becomes
like a regional incident, right?
Like you could get on Twitter and make something happen and it was funny.
You could have an interaction with a celebrity before everybody had, you know, like a staffer
handling their little thing.
And now I'm on blue sky.
I feel like I'm just pecking at my mirror.
Yeah, yeah.
I do think that's what drove like rich people in.
sane is getting on Twitter and seeing that everyone fucking hates them.
Yeah, and that they're not really funny or like interesting or as well,
like other people doing numbers in their replies.
But like, yeah.
Ideally, that would have been a fucking Christmas Carol type situation where they're
forced to see everybody talking about them where they're not around and be like,
oh, nobody likes me.
Yeah.
I should completely reconsider my entire life.
No, I'm going to buy the entire town instead.
Yeah.
I'm going to fucking kill everyone.
I'm going to somehow get involved in the government
and make ice worse.
Like,
I wish they told us what kind of food it was on the flight.
Yeah, it's spoiled, spoiled food that you brought with you is just...
Bad enough to turn the flight around.
Like, yeah, what could it have been?
Like, bad chicken or something could be pretty bad, bad fish.
Spoiled meats.
Maybe that moldy, stinky tofu.
Oh, yeah.
That fermented stinky tofu.
I've had that.
before. I was in Taiwan a couple years ago.
I hear it's really stinky.
You know what? It's not for me.
But I did try it,
but it really is an acquired taste.
But it's not as...
You know what it could have been?
Was the fermented shark from Iceland.
Oh, yeah, sure. And he's just cracked open a can
of it? Yeah, I mean, it could be, right?
Because it has to have been something that got through
security, so it would have been sealed, right?
And then they would have opened it up
on the plane and it just stunk it up, right?
I've always been really confused about, like, I think maybe because I'm, I used to have such a full on phobia of going through airport security that I just assumed that the rules are you can't take anything with you on a plane that isn't like a laptop, three pairs by the pants, three t-shirts and a book.
But then you see people with, when we were flying from Mexico City to Texas, the whole plane was people with giant bags of like cloyudas that they were taking with them and stuff.
I was like, oh, you can take food on the plane.
Yeah.
I guess that makes sense.
That makes no much sense.
But I'm so paranoid about it that I just, even though I can't think of what would be wrong with it.
I just like, I'll get in trouble.
I feel like in Australia, though, I feel like in Australia if you went to the, I don't know, I haven't tested this theory.
But I feel like you get to the security.
If you were carrying a large, fresh food item with you, I feel like they'd say, all right, just chuck that in the bin and come on through it.
Yeah, right?
I feel like you'd get yelled at.
But then I've seen people taking, like, the polystyrene boxes of, like, full of seafood.
Yeah.
As they're, like, checked baggage.
I'm like, is that?
Can you do that?
Is that fun?
You're taking, like, a plastic sack full of prawns from the prawn van that just, like, next to the motorway.
It's got to pull off a pull off real quick, grab my prawns.
Oh, that's a good deal of prawns.
We should get some of those.
Our airport cultures do seem very different.
different though because I saw some Americans posting recently about some change that an airline
was making about charging you extra for carry on if you bring too many items or whatever and every
person in the reply was like yeah it's because absolutely no one pays for check baggage and
brings like four bags with them on every flight that they go on and I was like really I feel like
Australians are pretty it generally seem pretty onto it about like yeah well you do see those
There's usually like two or three of those people on the flights and they are absolutely ostracized.
They look like fucking morons like trying to get their bags above.
Oh my God.
And they're like four rows from where their seat is trying to find a spot.
Find somewhere for more bags.
Moving other people's shit, squishing it all around, trying to get in something that clearly
won't fit in the bin while 80 people are just staring at the bin like you.
I just check my bag like no matter what just so I don't have to worry about it.
You know?
Like just and then I've just got a back.
pack or whatever, put it under the seat. The main thing for me, my main concern is, is there
an outlet where I can charge my Steam Deck? That's the number one concern for me. I don't
care about anything else, that's all. But a lot of the times, it's like just the USB thing.
Do you mean on the plate? Yeah, yeah. Oh, we don't get to charge any devices.
You guys don't have, you guys don't have outlets? Some of the newer ones do. I find on the rare
occasion that I've gotten not the cheapest airline, the Virgin flights, sometimes will have a USB port
on there sometimes. Yeah, but we're not getting, we're not getting the,
Main's power in our domestic.
Our domestic flights are tiny.
Planes are very bad.
So a joke country.
Which is ironic considering, I mean, no, Canada's got the same problem.
All your capital cities are like super, super, super far apart.
And it's so expensive to fly within Canada as well.
They really shouldn't have built that country on a line.
No, it's essentially what it is.
Which is kind of true of Australia as well, if we ignore three of the other capital.
cities because they kind of don't matter.
The rest of the country is just on one vertical line.
You guys are horizontal.
Oh, vertical.
Oh, thank God.
I thought you were saying that the horizontal line was what mattered.
I was down here, not matter.
Perth, Adelaide, Melbourne?
The classic axis of Perth too far away.
Chop it off. Let's be done with it.
Yeah.
Sell it to Indonesia.
Sure.
They can have it.
They can have it.
Hey, Perth.
Occasionally you will catch strays when we talk about Australia.
Let's talk about some other people catching strays in The Clipping Report.
I'd just like to issue to a correction for something I said before.
It was flying from Wahaka to Texas that they had the Tulli'U.
That's a Waharkin thing.
I would like to apologize to the people of Wahaka.
Beautiful Wahakins.
And a quick update to an earlier real real.
Airbus 380s have a toilet for the crew.
Yeah, 747 also they've got a cockpit toilet I was having to look at earlier.
So they're not shit and piss them with the rest of us.
They've got their own thing.
Any other little addems or updates anyone wants to put it in this part before?
So we don't interrupt the flow of the, you know.
Vancouver is a major city in Western Canada.
I'm going to say maybe you can tell Stefan what the segment is.
Oh, that's good idea.
All right.
You know how Americans have like all those guns and stuff and they're not very good with them?
This is where we list incidents from the last week or so where someone has been accidentally shot and has not died unless it was funny.
Okay.
It's got to be really funny to include deaths.
We have a different segment about people who died.
That's where that goes.
So this is like a 45 minute long segment.
Yeah.
I try and trim out the ones where it's clearly people covering up for someone committing suicide or it's a child or whatever.
So once you get those?
Sort of like how Tom Walker
had the thing on his stream
where, sorry to keep talking about streams, it's like the only
thing I do in my life, but
he had the random nut injury
bot on his stream. Brutal.
He had to go through and make sure he was like
because it would show the age of the person
and he was basically like, I have to make it
so no children show up in this at all.
Yeah, that's a good rule.
Yeah, we learned that about the ripping report
after the first one.
A 53 year old man,
shopping with his wife at a Kroger
in Frankenmouth, Michigan
shot himself in the leg
after reaching into his pocket
and accidentally discharging
the 380 caliber handgun
he had in there.
That's so, God,
just having a gun just floating around.
Loose gun in the pocket?
Oh my God.
You got a fucking loose police special
in there with your chains and your keys.
A man dining at City Tavern
in Greenville, South Carolina
was shot in the leg
when the gun
in his pocket
accidentally discharged
Okay
No, just
The pocket gun
You can't be doing that man
You can't
Phone in one pocket
Gun in the other
Wallet in the back
Patting myself down
Before I go out
Yep
Well you don't want to
And see the problem you got there
Is you don't want to put your keys
In the phone one
Because that might create
A sort of a
Scratch it or it could break it
You don't want to put in your back pocket
Because you fuck your post job
Yeah, true.
I think keys attached to the belt.
Why don't you put it in your pocket?
You don't want to know.
One thing I think we've found is that, like, so many of these happen just from handling
the gun, not like cleaning it or playing with or anything.
Like, just getting the gun out of your pocket, like, in the car and putting it, you know,
in the console or whatever.
And Americans aren't just carrying guns, but they're, like, handling them with their
filthy little hands, like, a hundred times a day.
Yeah.
They love to grab their gun.
and pull it out of something and put it's put it somewhere else and grab it i mean i've seen like
the the fidget spinner or like fidget toys that are just they're just guns they're just guns that you
can like reload so bad i i really want one to yeah they look really cool i wouldn't let you
get one in australia surely sure well no we get the gel we get the gel blasters you could have a
you could have a little fidget as long as it doesn't look anything like a gun because anything
anything that's actually neon colored and they're it's like really yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah, my Splatoon branded, yeah, Glock.
Do you guys have gel blasters as a craze in Canada?
Is that a thing, or is it uniquely American?
No, which one are we?
Australia.
What are those?
It's like a beaming gun that's softer pellets, I think, but like...
But they're shaped like a replica MP5 or something, right?
Like you can't tell the difference on.
And you're shooting little, little like gel pellets or whatever.
There's like a belt where one.
Once you've crossed a certain threshold towards the outer suburbs of the city,
every shop is a like combination vape store, gel blaster store.
Yeah.
Wow.
And that's it.
All the old RC cars stores are going out of business and it's gelblaster now.
Yeah.
They tore down the RC car store and put up a gelblaster vape combination store.
Doesn't that say so much about society?
Society's sick.
Yeah, if things look like a real gun.
here, their class is like a replica
and become illegal because you can use
one to hold up a store. I just want something to rack.
I don't want to shoot someone. I just want to rack
something. It must feel so good to rack something.
Something with a plugged up barrel.
I reckon
I'm just pushing bullets into like
the sort of the spring loaded.
What do you call that part of the gun?
The clip? The clip? Yeah. Or like
loading like a revolver or whatever
spinning the thing around.
Absolutely. It feels good.
You see someone feeding bullets into a gun?
You can't understand why some people go crazy and start feeding bullets into their dick.
Right?
Yeah.
Yeah, that was my first thought too.
How about sounding?
They don't say, they don't say, but it's very possible that this 53-year-old man shopping at Kroger also had like his loose change and his keys in that pocket.
Yeah.
With the 380.
Key through the trigger guard?
Forget about it.
Yeah, so maybe when he's when he's gone in there, he's rifling around looking for something else.
Yeah, giving a big jostle trying to find what's at the bottom.
I mean, when I walk around, I just, I do walk around with my hands in my pockets all the time.
Yeah, sometimes people just walk around with their hands in their pockets.
Yeah, and you tell me that, yeah.
And it's got, like, it's got a little spot for your finger to go the whole time.
You're telling me, it's like hand in glove, right?
Yeah.
You tell me you're not going to have a big finger in that thing.
You know, the trigger.
It probably feels nice to just go like, it's on it, you know.
In your pocket?
Yeah.
It's like, it's like, you know.
what? Also, it's probably like cold and like metallic. Yeah. Hot day, ice cold gun in your
pocket. When your keys are cold, you get the cold keys, that's so nice, you know. So with a gun,
it's got to be even better. I think it would go, it would work the other way around. If you were
carrying it around in your pocket all through summer, it would warm up, right? Whereas maybe you need
to keep it in a holster every now and then take it out and put it in your pocket for a cool side
of the pillow. It's like a cool side of pillow sort of thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
It's so obvious now.
Yeah, and then sometimes you need to just like fire it a few times in the air to heat it up.
And then you can rub it along your leg or your face.
Nice warm gun in your pocket?
Oh, forget about it.
It's 7.45 and you're waiting at the bus stop before work.
Freezing Vancouver Day.
You know what?
You mind if I just crack this one off?
It's going to let a few off and then warm it in between my hands.
Ooh.
A 70-year-old man.
dining at a pizzeria in Flanders, New Jersey, quote, removed a handgun from his holster in an
attempt to clear ammunition and accidentally fired at a-at-a-pizzeria? At a pizzeria.
Shooting an 89-year-old woman in the leg.
Oh my God. What happened that made him go, you know what this is the perfect time and place
for? I'd be meaning to clear that jam. Yeah. Oh, I got one of the chamber. Oh, I got Doris. Oh, I got Doris.
I can see if it's like one of those like old school pizzerias where you've got like the the pebbled, like the red, you know, like the red plastic glass or whatever.
The checkered table, like all, like I could see being like, the colored glass.
I'm so comfortable here.
I feel like I'm at home in my grandma's kitchen or whatever.
It's time to clean my gun.
Yeah.
And then.
I feel safe here.
It's time to clean my gun.
Our lives are so busy these days, right?
Like we've got so many things.
We've got so many things we've got to remember to do.
Why not just do something when you remember to it?
Like, you just, there's no time like the present, even if you're in a pizzeria.
Got to clear that jam.
It's going to clear itself.
I have such a strong association between those, those pebbled plastic cups that you're talking about and the pebble style ice.
Oh, the pebble ice is, it's great.
I feel like whenever I used one of those, it was probably at a, like, those cups was probably at a pizza hut.
It's a pizza hut for me.
In the 1980s or the early 1990s.
and they had the pebble ice machine going.
I know multiple people who've got like the countertop
like pebble ice machine
and it's just like changed their lives.
But I don't have...
Consume a good?
I don't have, yeah, I know, can you believe it?
I don't have counter space to fit the pebble ice machine,
but I have like looked at them online.
Oh, I have the counter space and I have a 10 kilo ice machine.
There you go.
Yeah, I mean, I've looked at that and the ninja creamy,
which is like the soft serve ice cream maker.
Everyone loves the Ninja Creamy.
People are fucking crazy about the Ninja Creamy.
Andrew, did you say you have an ice machine?
Yeah.
Of course I got a fucking ice machine, man.
Where in, like, part of your fridge or like a standalone?
You have a standalone ice machine in your house.
A standalone ice machine.
It's on the counter in the laundry next to the second fridge, the beer fridge.
That's a great place for it.
Ice machine, air fryer, ninja intelersens blending system.
Wow.
And that thing has changed our fucking lives.
That's the best blender we've ever bought.
See, I've just got a setup at my house where we have like two kind of shitty ice trays
that cost kind of two bucks from Kmart.
We got one of the bigger rubbery cube-style ones from IKEA.
And that's basically all my ice needs kind of met.
As far as I know, mine came with the freezer.
Yeah.
Oh, mine had a, yeah, we got a built-in one in there as well.
But the plastic from when you twist it so it comes out is kind of broken.
Yeah, they never make it.
When we're having people come over, I turn the ice machine on in the morning.
And then I come and put some more water in it every now and then.
And I just decan all the ice cubes into a big tub that I have in the freezer.
So then I just have a big fucking box of ice cubes so that when I'm making cocktails,
making a pina colada, you know?
Look at hell.
Richard Kuclinski over here.
Look, I like to entertain, okay?
And I need enough ice to be able to do that.
And it is a life-changing device
because to me,
one of the feelings of luxury
is getting a cold drink
and just filling the whole glass
with ice.
That is nice, yeah.
It's like when you go to the movies
and you get a drink,
you just fill the whole fucking thing up
off that ice machine.
Ah.
We recently moved into this apartment
like a year and a half ago
and it's the first time I've ever had
like water dispenser
and ice dispenser in the fridge
and it's just like,
it's so nice.
Just being able to like
pushed it. But the thing I know, you have to buy a fucking filter for it every six months,
and the filter costs like 50 bucks. I'm just not going to do that. I'm just going to drink dirty water.
If that was me, I would just sort of ignore it for years. Yeah, I'm going to save $100 a year
and just have, you know, underlying health problems for a while and just drink the gross water.
So the fridge came with the house, with the, with the apartment? Oh, yeah, this is a Canadian, Australian cultural
difference thing. Yeah. You guys, well, you keep your white goods in the, yeah, the, the,
The fridge is just there.
It just came with the apartment.
I mean, I know.
So maybe the filter has never been changed.
Yeah.
It's possible, yeah.
Well, it beeps really loud when the filter needs to be changed, which is another thing that's super annoying.
But do you guys know Mitch?
Like, you guys know Mitch from Australia?
Yeah, he's around the corner.
He famously, in our group chat, we make fun of him for having a very small high-sense fridge.
at his apartment
and our friend John Hendren
actually looked up
the specific make and model of it
and now he makes fun of him
for it being like not energy efficient
as well
so it's because it's small
and it's energy inefficient
so it has so few stars
you got a two star fridge
you're not living a five star life
they go up to six
yeah they've got to keep adding stars
which seems kind of bullshit
to me.
Oh, that's crazy.
I don't, I've never seen the star ratings of any fringes I've owned because I've never
bought a new fridge.
I reckon my life trajectory based on my like financial circumstances, my level of
organization and the way I live, I'm probably 15 years off getting a fridge that has
a few of the mod cons with the water thing in it.
The freezer at the bottom instead of at the top.
What about two doors though?
The bottom freezer is nice.
Why did it take it so long to get to the bottom freezer?
It makes so much.
fucking sense.
I hate my top freezer.
I wish I was dead.
I'm probably never...
I don't think I'm ever going to be at the stage where I could get the bottom
freezer fridge because that means my fridge would have been made in the last 20 years.
But I dream of it.
I'm barely going in there.
I reckon we could do something.
I reckon we could all pitch together then.
Get you a bottom freezer.
That's fine.
I don't need it.
I'll just flip my fridge upside down.
I think it will cause any problems.
I've got enough.
another one here. This one's a little bit longer. I've got an excerpt from an article here. This is from
WJCL in Georgia. A woman is in critical condition after being shot in the head Friday morning
when a... She's fine. She's fine. Probably. I mean, she's in critical condition in hospital, but
she's not dead, though. She's not dead at time of reporting. Okay. When a rifle accidentally
discharged a Hinesville gas station, investigators said two contractors working on Fort Stewart
discovered a rifle in the trunk of their vehicle.
Huh?
Yeah, you know, how that happens.
In the trunk of their vehicle.
What the hell?
Well, this is new to me.
Because the military installation has strict rules against unregistered firearms.
One of the men called his girlfriend to meet them at the gas station to take the weapon home.
Classic American logistics.
Call my girl.
Calling up my lady.
Hey, can you come take a surprise rifle from my car?
As the man attempted to remove the rifle from the trunk, it discharged.
The bullet traveled through the trunk and into the vehicle's cabin, striking the woman on the right side of her head.
Oh my God.
This is the things you get.
Jesus.
Was it like wedged in there?
Like how, I don't understand attempting to get the rifle out of the trunk.
You just like take it out of the trunk.
Grab it by the trigger?
Yeah. Picking it up like pinch style by the trigger.
I don't know who's been touching this.
Later, as officers work to secure the scene, the rifle discharged a gun.
while being handled by a deputy
striking a nearby unoccupied vehicle
Fuck
Put in toleration
The guns want to shoot
The first rifle
Yeah it's like the demon core
Found rifles
Investigators determined
A cord in the trunk
Had wrapped around the rifle's trigger
causing it to fire
Whenever it was moved
Investigators determined
By looking
End yourself a little look see
I'm picturing them driving the car
around and the rifle's just like whipping
around back there.
Yeah.
It's just firing up.
The deputy is not facing charges
as the scene had been secured
and he was recovering evidence at the time.
Oh, okay.
That's a good little legal loophole.
You can't charge someone for being a dipshit, apparently.
Yeah.
They should put that on the books.
Yeah.
I feel like you should be able to.
Yeah.
That deputy wasn't charged with crime,
but sometimes people are.
We talk about those people
in crime.
much.
Now, is it just an Australian thing to have, like, fucking a thousand segments?
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, we basically invented Australian podcasting.
So anything we do is...
Right, okay.
So that's what we don't appear on.
A lot as well, obviously.
Yeah.
I don't want to...
We got a lot of.
I think they, Tom might have...
Cross-pollination, I think it is.
Yeah, we've definitely stolen some shit from them,
but I think if you listen to the earlier episodes
before they started using segments for everything
and making themes for them,
even less organised than they are currently.
That is so hard to believe.
So we're actually quite, we're quite influential,
but you won't see us on any of the top 100 Australian podcasts.
The poddies, the castos, none of the big award shows.
Absolutely not.
We're sort of like the pavement of Australian podcasts.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Where are we going to get an award at like a podcast award show sponsored by the worst companies you've ever heard of?
Yeah.
I think we need to, um, I think we're going to put like $50,000 into the award circuits.
Yeah, you just buy an old Webby off.
bag.
Yeah, we're
on gum tree.
We deserve a wabby.
Shit, we should.
On gumtree.
A gumtree webby?
You,
you would kind of hope that like...
Sorry, our kind of,
our kind of marketplace is called gumtree.
Yours is...
Yours is...
Yours is a great one.
Yeah.
Coggi Gigi.
That's fun to say.
Yeah, that's great.
This comes to us from W-E-S-H in Florida.
The wish.
Wish.
Wish.
Wish.
Co-Man returns car with baby inside
after trying to steal it.
Nice.
Yeah.
Great.
I think,
I think, like,
if there's a baby inside
the thing you stole,
yeah.
I think everyone should agree to just call it quits if you just
walk away, yeah.
100%.
If you come back and you go,
hey.
Yeah.
Hey, sorry.
Got this one a little wrong?
He's got too big,
too fast.
And they should say,
thanks,
I really wanted the baby back.
We're cool.
Yeah.
I almost think you have to keep driving
because you can't leave the baby in the
in the hot car by itself, right?
So you almost have to keep a speed situation
where you have to keep driving
until it cools down enough
that you can slow down, you know?
And you might as well just drive back.
At that point, yeah.
A man is facing charges of grand theft
and kidnapping after video shows him driving away
with a woman's car only to return it seconds later.
You can't charge someone with kidnapping
if it's accidentally bring them back
because then you're just going to say, hey, it's better.
Now, I'm not saying, this is not a value judgment.
to just take the child.
I feel like if they're going to charge you with kidnapping,
if you bring the kid back,
you may as well not bring the kid back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's not a value charge, but like, if you're just,
it's a perverse incentive.
You've got, yeah, you just got to dump it, like,
and, uh, switch cars and, and, and, and, and, and keep going.
Because how long was, how long was he gone for, like 10 minutes?
They said seconds later.
Seconds later, to be like, oh, come on.
You know what?
Fuck this one.
It's got to be a grace period.
Like, I remember.
If your car and your baby are gone for five minutes, and the person's like, I'm so sorry,
here's your car and your baby.
Yep.
It's five minutes.
I'm doing it rough.
I'm doing it rough, right?
I needed a car.
I need to get some money.
Yeah.
Didn't intend to pick up a baby.
I don't know where to offload a baby.
I have a warrant out for my arrest.
I have a gun.
You had a car and I could see how this would sort of fit into my plans for what I was going
to do.
What I didn't foresee your infant child.
I thought I was going to be in a Harrison Ford in the fugitive kind of situation.
you know, where I was just ducking into a car that I needed.
I needed it in this moment, you know, and it's just a material possession, right?
I was going to move on.
I was going to be like, uh, bloody Jack Reacher grabbing a guy's overalls, putting them on, you know?
Finding they don't fit because I'm so big.
Yeah, I was just so bossily.
It's hard for Jack Reacher.
I'm immediately exploding out of the overalls, you know?
That would be the easiest way to catch, uh, Jack Reacher is just like wait at every
Mr. Big in town for him to go shopping in there.
There's a very large guy coming in for some oversized clothing.
It's just a plain T-shirt and jeans.
He doesn't go shopping, though.
He only goes to Thrift Stores.
He only goes to thrift stores.
And personally, I think that's the weakest part of the concept,
because if you are a larger gentleman and you go into a thrift store,
there will not be anything for you.
They have size extra small shirts, and that's it.
You've seen a lot of 5xels, 4xels in there?
I think the weakest part of it is that when he buys like gas station t-shirts,
they always look really good.
I think it's because he's ripped
I think it's because he's jacked
But I mean it's good looking shirt
Like it's got like a thick ribbing on the neck
You can tell that it's well made
It like hangs well fits well
Yeah
You're not getting that
And he's looking good
He's looking
Yeah he's fantastic
Yeah he's got those you know
The real tone
Kind of like a working tone
Doesn't the guy's sort of shredded for it
A tone and a tan
Yeah
When's you doing this
When's you doing the actual workout parts
I think his life is a workout
I think it's kind of
The world is his gym.
And he learned at the School of Hard Knocks.
That's the two things I think about Jack Richard.
He, like, sleeps outside and stuff, right?
Yeah.
So I think his job is sort of enough of a workout for him.
Yeah, the world is his gym.
Yeah.
And his library as well is sort of a genius at the same time.
There's a new season coming out saying, isn't it?
It's really not even that good.
Like, there are scenes of him talking at length where he's doing Reach a math that are incredible.
there are some okay fight scenes
but a lot of the writing is very, very
weak, a lot of the plotting is quite bad
but boy, do I love to watch
him move. I think the issue is
they've like introduced other characters for a reacher
to be friends with and I don't know that's interest issue
he's being on this beat for, yeah?
Don't anchor Richard. It's the same
problem that they had with the movies as well.
First movie, they go story
blows into town, he's an asshole to everyone
he wraps it up and he leaves. But he's right.
And the sequel, they're like, and now you've got
kind of a love interest and
and a teenager
and some other people
that you're friends with
he doesn't need all that
no doesn't need all that
I just want to see him be a dick
to people
he should be a leaf in the wind
he should be wandering the earth
every episode
new town
new problems
like the incredible Hulk
walking out of town
at the end of the episode
you know
yeah
should just be like that
he should be
Lou Ferrigna
classic image
another classic big boy
TV show
yep
he should be Louferignowing
but he's not
can't weigh him down
with all the shit
Let him Lou Forigno, please.
Well, it's not Lou Forigno walking out of town at the end of the episode, though, just to be fair.
Oh, yeah, fuck.
Who plays the non?
No one knows.
No one knows who played no.
You do kind of forget that that's a two-boy situation.
Yeah.
William Mullis, 53, is seen on camera outside a...
I've never known how to pronounce this as the gas station chain in America.
Sonoco.
Sonoco?
Sonoco.
I think.
Yeah.
Sonoco feels good.
Yeah, sure.
A Sonoco gas station in Coco off US Highway 1.
He appears to look around, then walks north, out of the view of the gas station's
surveillance camera towards the victim's car, according to an arrest affidavit.
Okay.
The car has then seen driving towards the exit before stopping before making a right onto US Highway 1.
It backs up, passes the pumps, and comes to a final stop in a parking space in front
of the store, recorded the report.
That's some good timing.
It's not like he got into the car and was like, oh shit, baby.
He got into the car, went to merge under the highway.
They goes, oh shit.
Yeah, baby.
Needle drop, reversing sounds.
What the fuck is that smell?
Probably record scratch, not a needle drop, but yeah.
Why, what song were they needle dropping on?
Name a song with baby in the title right now.
Baby.
By Justin Bieber.
There we go.
Needle drop.
And then record scratch on the song.
Yeah, we have the first beat of that song in it.
Fuck.
The mother then runs out of the gas station and confronts Mullis.
She told investigators he said he would not have stolen the car if he'd known a baby was inside.
He then apologized and left the area on foot.
What's the crime?
What, come on.
The guy didn't fucking steal your car.
Just give him, yeah, got to give him a redo on this.
I think we're all clear.
This is a mulligan.
It's funny to walk away too instead of seeing a second car without a baby.
Yeah.
This has set his whole day back by hours.
And he's doing it for you.
of concern for you and your baby.
Yeah.
And yet you've locked him up.
I swear we had one of these,
because this happens somewhat frequently,
where the guy that stole the car told off the woman
for leaving the baby in the car as well.
Your responsible, baroning.
Your baby's going to end up like me.
This is how you get a mullis.
Do you want to see how you get a mullis?
This is how you get a mullis.
Quote, I'm sure this is a parent's worst nightmare
Brevard County Sheriff's Office Public Information Officer
Todd Goodyear said
I think the worst nightmare would be if he kept driving
The baby keeps going out of your life
Yeah
Yeah
There's a situation where literally
They didn't even know that it happened
Like if she's in the gas station
buying snacks or something
And comes out
The car's been returned
You know
Like hey yep right
Yeah
Hey you shouldn't have done that
What if this turned into sort of like
A lone wolf and cub situation
where the guys just decided to take the baby, raise the baby as his own, never told him
that he wasn't his son.
I'm assuming that the baby is a boy for reasons I don't fully understand.
Wheeling them around in a pram, you've got double cannons on that thing.
It's got a sheathed dicetana, of course, for all of your slicing and dicing needs.
Yeah, for your beheadings that you need to do, yeah.
Yeah.
And then years and years later, probably.
in season three, the kids like, who was my mother? And then you got to fucking explain. I actually
stole this lady's car. Yeah. Going back to the gas station, I hope she's still there.
Just releasing him back at the gas station at like four years old. I've taught you everything
I can. Good luck out there. Explaining to your son, well, you know, I was in a very different
time in my life. I was late for a screening of one battle after another. I knew. I
knew I had to be there in 15 minutes, or I was going to miss the previews. I was going to miss
the previews. It's actually, I like seeing the local business ads. I like knowing what's going
on at Howard's storage world. In this, in this big globalist economy these days, you don't
get an ad for a carpet store anymore. Yeah. On Google? For Curtin' Wonderland? When are you
getting a pre-roll ad for Curtin Wonderland? Basically, never. We've forgotten the old ways.
Quote, in this case
She's very lucky that this guy
Saw there was a child in the back seat
Got a case of remorse
And decided to drive back
And give her her car back
With her child in it
I don't think this guy had a case of remorse
This wasn't remorse
He didn't make a mistake
And then go
I shouldn't have done that
He's been like
Oh fuck I'm not going to steal a baby
I'm just going to take that baby back
And then we'll call it quits
No problems
Everyone's fine
I feel like he was still cool
With stealing the car
Yeah
Oh yeah
If there's no baby, the car's gone.
No baby, yeah.
There would have been a straight-up gone-in-60-second situation.
Absolutely.
Now it's sort of like a gone in 30 seconds and then returned.
Yeah.
Doesn't matter, whatever.
No, I think he landed that back within 60 seconds.
I don't think, I'm just trying to remember.
I don't think I ever left a baby in the car when I had babies.
I don't even leave the fucking dog in the car.
Like, I would never.
And I'm choosing to stay silent.
at this time.
Oh, you done it a couple of times?
With your boys?
With those guys?
Where are you leaving them though?
Like running inside and paying for petrol?
No, no, no, fuck that.
Just like the, just daycare, you know,
you arrive at daycare and the baby's asleep
and you don't want to wake them.
And it's like, you know, there's a fence on the front.
You can see them most of the time.
Oh, sure.
But then your fucking little beautiful, evil genius boys
are getting out magneto prison style from inside the car somehow.
Yeah, no, I am too.
That's the problem.
We find that with a lot of things, whereas, like, you know, if you do things like that,
you are training them to eventually beat them, beat all your techniques.
You're given, you're showing them in your hand effectively.
They're testing the fences.
And they will learn, and they will reflect it back at you.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
It's like fighting Dark Link in Ocarina of time eventually.
He knows all you.
moves unless you pull out the sledgehammer
then it's fucked
it's kind of like that
yeah that's classic parenting
stuff yeah under Florida law
it's illegal for a parent or anyone
responsible for a child younger than six
is illegal for a parent anyone responsible for child
young than six they're missing some words here
but to leave them unattended in a vehicle
for more than 15 minutes the vehicle can't be running
in the child 15 minutes is a long time
that's so long that's really long
the vehicle can't be running and the child may not be left alone
and if their health is in danger or they are in distress.
Vehicle can't be running?
Yeah, so un-air-conditioned car for 15 minutes.
Yeah, but what's the alternative to that?
The alternative to that is,
leave the keys in the car for Mr. William Mullis.
Yeah, that's how you get mulled.
Good Year said, it appears the child was inside the car for only a few minutes.
The mother is not facing any charges this time.
Quote, I have three kids, I have four grandkids,
and it's a pain to take the kids out of the car
when you're going in for just a short period of time,
that's right
speak on that
but this kind of reinforces
you never know what's going to happen
you never know who's watching you
Mullis is being held without bond
his next court date is in early November
you let him go
I feel like this is a good opportunity
for like a lesson
for the for the for the mom right
yeah it's lesson learned
no harm no foul right
everyone comes everyone comes out ahead here
right
he learned to look in the back seat first
She learned to not leave the kid in the car
And they've they've respectfully
They've bowed at each other
As equals
And they've gone their separate ways
Him looking for another car
You got a visit from the ghost of carjacking future
Yes
And now you know
Now you know
If I change my ways
I don't have to get my baby carjacked
Yeah but what if I don't want to do that
And I just want him to go to jail instead
The universe was sending you a message
And instead you've gone with
Imprison that man
Imprison the ghost of carjacking future
Sometimes you're at the top of the carmick wheel
And you've just got to take advantage of that
Yeah, maybe
To kick someone down
Someone who's already clearly down
Because they're trying to steal a fucking car
Yeah, you just want to
Keep pushing down on them
I think this was definitely an episode
Of the podcast, Punta Vista
I think
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And then go to bed early.
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