Boonta Vista - EPISODE 423: Totoro Donnie Darko Totoro Time Portal (with Demi Lardner)

Episode Date: November 23, 2025

Lucy, Andrew, and Ben are joined by our friend Demi Lardner to discuss: The ongoing tales of Spookvember, punching up America's voiceover work, a raccoon that wasn't breastfed, and the Great American Hall of Name. *** Get Dragon Friends here: https://thedragonfriends.com/episodes/podcast/ Find Demi by searching for "Demi Lardner" *** Outro: L'Eau Bleue - Maston and L'Eclair *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [e-mail]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Welcome to I love it for sure I want to get it off the year All right, okay Actually, I think you're all straight and normal-sized, so I guess I get off to that It's got to be possible Welcome to Vlter Vista episode 423

You are entering the world of the 1976 science fiction film Logan's Run. I'm Andrew and I'm also Logan. I'm a sandman. And it's my job to identify and chase down those who have turned from green to red indicating that they are approaching or have passed the fucking disgusting age of 30. I've also got a pretty sick, tight-fitting black outfit on. Everybody else is wearing like kind of cool green and red tunics and toga kind of things and we're all looking good as hell.

But anyway, I basically work for the millennial termination squad, I guess. And wouldn't you know it? I've rounded up three runners, those who desperately hope to escape their fate. And if I find out they're over 30, I zap them with my weird little gun. Zappuck. Lucy, your life depends on this. Say something to demonstrate to me that you are not chopped. Oh, fuck.

6-7, 6-7. Is that? Is that, am I doing it? This is an audio media. Don't ask if you're doing it right. You've got to act like you do it. Is the hands part of it? The hands is Ben.

The hands is part of it. Fuck, fuck. Don't ask before I get to you. What? Now Ben has to do two because of Ben. Oh and also it's important that when Lucy says 6.7, we all squealed and went 6 seven at same time. That's how you know.

That's how you know. Ben. I'm pointing my weird little gun at you. Say something. young person would say and prove to me that you are not unk? I don't know. I have nothing left. I have only... Unk! Unk!

Okay. You're sounding really unk right now. You said the 6-7 thing. We already... The other things that we've already slipped into our vocabulary are the ones they no longer say. So I don't know. I don't spend any time around these fucking people. Kill me if you must. This bitch's gem is flashing

red in the palm of his hand. I watched Logan's run last night. Get it. Zap! You're getting fucking zapped, dude. Stay right there. Don't go anywhere until I'm finished because I'm coming back to zap you, okay? Okay.

I'll wait till the end of the episode, though. Last, on the chopping blog, at the mercy of me and my weird little gun. It looks kind of like a police baton that's been shortened, you know? And when I fire it, it makes like a fiery flash, but no visible projectile comes out of it. I find it distracting when I shoot people with it. Anyway, it's our friend Demi from bigsofttitty. PNG and Dragon Friends, and so you want to win a penis pump. Demi

Your life is on the line Talk to us in a way That proves that you are not chuggy I Oof I don't I don't cuff my pants Yes

They're big and unflattering They're really big And they're really big and they're I never cuffed my pants for the record I skipped that entirely If that was the thing that we were doing Our age bracket We're not

Well then you'd have to wear pants to cuff them. That's very true. Did you skip the entire phase by not wearing pants for any of it? One weird trick. Cuff and your gay little shorts. Also, Andrew, I think you're chopped. I think you're unc and I think it's time that we all said it.

Yeah, that's actually the plot of the movie. The plot of the movie is that I'm also hitting the point where I'm going to die and I'm like, holy shit, I've been killing all these people for turning 30 and also I'm kind of turning 30. I'm kind of 30. I think I'm kind of turning. 30? Kind of suddenly 30. Okay, little car is becoming unk. Jesus fuck.

Yeah, it's weird. It's weird. I've been just vaporizing all these people who turn 30 with zero sympathy. But now that I'm about to turn 30, I'm getting a whole different perspective on this thing. I think 30 is kind of the new 20. I'm starting to feel that way. Sort of feeling that way. Shoe meet other foot, I guess. Just as a quick sidebar here, I was like, oh my God, I've come up personally with the greatest joke in the history of all time that Logan's run should have been called suddenly 30 like that movie.

But suddenly 30 was only called suddenly 30 in Australia or nowhere else. I thought ours was called 13 going on 30 and theirs is called suddenly 30. No, I think ours is suddenly 30. Ours is suddenly 30 because we don't use the insane experience. expression like 16 going on 20 or yeah because the only time you're allowed to use that is if you're all Nazi in a pagola huh yeah lucy knows she doesn't she's just she's just woman womanly nodding at me I'm just supporting you as a woman you talk about the sound of music yes that's right okay you are 16 going on 17 I'm a Nazi in a pagola type of stuff you know type

shit. I just realized this week actually that for my whole life I've thought Pagola and Pagoda were the same words. I, do they not mean the same thing? I think Pagoda is like a bigger, larger, more elaborate structure. But they're both a structure, like a domed structure. They're pretty much the same thing. I'm going to say a Pagoda is an Asian structure as opposed to a Pagola.

And I'm going to say that I'm an Asian world. woman. Hey? And that's what I came on the podcast to announce. Pagoda's a common in Thailand, Cambodia, China, Japan, Korea, Vietnam, and other parts of Asia. He's gone, he's stuck on Pagoda. Just saying it's not racist to say.

It just sounds weird. That's an Asian structure. It just sounds like those are. No, I think it sounds like Asian. It's actually not racist. that I love Asian stuff. It is a word that sounds like it was born to be said in the Australian accent, though. Pagoda.

Pagoda. Like a pagoda. I need to go to the pagoda. I just bought a second-hand pagoda. I bought a second-hand pagoda, but right now there's boxes of peanut butter in it. I thought I was getting a Pagola. I ended up with a bloody Asian pagoda. Oh, you bought an import.

Oh, no, my Pagola's Chinese. Oh, hey, Demi. Before we talk for a whole hour and get to the end of the episode, what are you got going on? If you were to plug something, what would you plug? I want to plug. I want to plug Dragon Friends because I'm having a really good time playing Dragon Friends. at D&D, it's me, Michael Hing, Tom Cardi, Eden Lacey, Alex Lee, and Simon Greiner.

It's fucking fun. It's not, I mean, the best sell that you can do about a D&D podcast is like, but it's actually good. Yeah. You should see that very early on in the pitch because most people already check out when you get to like D&D. Exactly. No, but it doesn't suck and it won't make you uncomfortable.

No. It won't feel weird. Because we are all actually talented comedians. So it's, it is actually funny and good. We're just basically doing it to be like, yeah, but what's the point of the podcast? You know? And it's great. And we do play D&D.

My character's name is Dinner Munchabout. I've realized that I only named D&D characters when I'm hungry because my last character's name was Panda brand oyster sauce. And the one before that was Mr. Pizza. I like Mr. Pizza. I like Mr. Pizza. Anyway, yeah, I want more people to listen to Dragon Friends because it's really, really fun.

And Tom Carney recently did an Uber ad with Shania Twain. He did. He did. He did. He said that. Absolutely insane. It's really fucked up. The world is a very...

Do you reckon, was they just an Australian version of the ad? Or is this one of the one where, like, they have, like, Venezuelan Tom Car? CGI'd in for the Venezuelan rollout of the ad. Good question. Do they have a Venezuelan Tom Cari? What would that sound like? Oh, yeah. This is a Venezuelan Tom Cari.

What for every nation. Venezuelan Tom Carthi. I feel like it's Australia specific. And I don't know. Like I've seen a bunch of ads lately that seem like someone's just pouring money into just getting an American celebrity to be in, an Australian ad for something. Like, can Steve Buscemi doing Telstra ads? Yeah, we're in Japan now.

We're like... Yay! Yay! Yeah! Yeah! And by weird coincidence, Ben, by weird coincidence, kind of racist Japanese-themed ads are back as well? Yes.

I mean, that's mostly just the minus 196. Oh, KFC too. Yeah, they've got like a like a Korean or Japanese source kind of thing. And they're back to doing the, like, having Japanese people do, like, dubbed over voices and all the... It's like when the Simpsons went to Japan in the 90s. It's got that kind of vibe again. There's a non-zero chance that one of the people listening to this podcast episode right now worked on that ad campaign. What for KFB?

Yeah. Yeah, well, they know what they're doing. Hey, bud. You remember the... Was it the canned? Canton hands? No, McCain's frozen vegetables maybe. Whatever one it was where it's like

the twist of the episode is that the guy is white because he's riding on a bike wearing a patty hat and he's getting all the store-fri vegetables mixed together in the basket. And then he takes the hat off. He's white. Oh no, he's Australian. This white Australian is going to have a stir fry

and it's the 90s so this will be the first time. Way back then we were doing Yolmine if a white boy speak a little Chinese. All right. Sorry to bring this up, but Lucy did, uh, Lucy did order a, what? Lucy ordered a lot of food that I really enjoyed in Japan. And I was like, um, okay. Were you like, she's doing the voice? Their staff didn't speak English at all. So I had to, I had to take over. I had to go Japan mode. And I was like, um, white girl shock's restaurant. What the fuck?

Yeah. It kind of was like that. She was so shocked. She was, she literally, like, jumped for a second and said, oh, so, so relieved. It was awesome. And it's culturally sensitive, too. So some of the stuff we say on here when you get mad at us, just think about moments like this, you know, we're people of the world. We are culturally sensitive. That's right. Never get mad at us.

I have one Greek friend. Is it Alexi? Yeah. One Greek friend One shared Greek friend Tom, I'm trying out a new catchphrase What do you think about it? Is he just sitting in the corner on a cuck chair

Just shaking his head? We do have a cuck chair in our room But it has become the one that the cat sits on And that's kind of upsetting Cucked by norm? Well, I mean, cucking norm, I guess. I got that backwards. I got that backwards. Good clarification.

Hey, would you guys ever let a pet see you have sex? I don't like it. I mean, sometimes it happens by accident. Yeah. Don't realize that the cat is across the road with a telescope. I don't care for it. If there's blindfold falls. I don't know if you get out of that.

We've got your little paws and handcuffs. I don't know if you. have owned a cat before, Ben, but they enter and exit rooms much more quietly than a very large dog does. It depends on the animal. They can get onto the bed without you really noticing if you are for some reason distracted, if your attention is elsewhere. And we took it, we took the bell off of our cat, so now it's like there's a, now we can just fuck, it's fine. Without looking over our shoulders. I have a jingling. Do you hear that? Do you hear that? It does sound like, like there's a he's, we have a really huge cat, so like when he gets excited,

it does sound like there's a gnome in the house, kind of like, like running about. But, but he, he's, we've realized that, um, I have a husband, his name is Tom. Uh, and sometimes we, uh, we make gentle love to each other. And, uh, and that's fine. Um, and every now and then we'll be like, oh, you were here? you know, to, like, looking around and being like, ugh. Oh. You're the whole time, huh?

The fuck? What were you getting out of that? What about you, Ben? You can't with Lewis. Lewis is like a man. No, we're like closing like multiple doors between us and whatever room that he's in because that had just, I don't want to have to deal with the follow-up questions he has.

No, he would have some questions. I don't think he knows what that is. Yeah. I think your dog probably weighs. like the same amount as me. He is like a guy. He's a big guy. Yeah, he's a big fella.

Yeah. He is a kind of guy. In fact, there's so many different kinds of guys out there, you could make a list of them. It's time for a list of a kind of guy. The Great American Hall of Name. It's the Great American Hall of Name. All right.

These are all from a list of death notices from the state of Nebraska in the year 1956. And please remember, we said before that we are culturally sensitive. Yes. So that covers this as well. It covers anything from this point on. Yes. Here we go.

Ernest Hedgcock. Kermit Norling. Densel Tarr. Say Densel Tarr. Denzel. Densel? D-E-N-S-I-L. Densel. Densel. Densel. Densel. Delbert Skellinger.

Fuck me. Oscar Dunkelberger. Oh, these are good. Yeah, this is, this was rewarding. And I only had to read about 13 or 14,000 of them to get a list of 20 good ones. Myrtle harmony That's nice Isn't that pleasant

That's really nice What about this? Myrtle feel haver Oh Yeah Of the sensitive Nebraska feel havers That's right

Notoriously emotional people Tinas van derweig Fuck you That is T-E-A-N-U-S, T-N-U-S. T-E-A-N-U-S. T-E-A-N-U-S. I'm just a T-E-A-N-U-S-V-A-W-E-E-K-E-H-E-E-K-E-H-E-K-E-H-E-K-E-H-E-K-E-H-E-C-F-E-E-E-F-E-E-E-F-E-E-S-W-E-E-F-E-E-S-E-W-E-E-E-F-6-6 killed them,

apparently. Oh yeah, that's true. Gladys Compton. You can't though. You've got to just have a different one. You've got to change it. Change it to dumpston.

Anything. Just change it. It's not that expensive even to change your name. You just got to do it. It's really cheap. It's like $70. It's so, so cheap. It would have been like a nickel back then.

Yeah. Tunis lap. Tuna slap? Tuna slap. Tuna slap. Tuna slap. Tuna slap. Tuna.

Flournay, buts. Flournay. Flournay. Flournay. Flournay butts. Flournay butts. F-O-L-U-R-N-A-Y-Buts. Yeah.

Flournay. Flore-N-A, yeah. In this house, we use a chair at all the times. Flournay butts Flawnay butts Fanny corny Corny In this house

We fuck all our vegetables Yeah it's a real country girls Make do names Manly Purdy Oh sometimes yeah Yeah Not as often but sometimes hope swick oh hope swick kind of sounds like a like a um yoga pants type brand thing

yeah oh maybe i'm just thinking about sweat whicking that's all it was oh yeah that's it rex zinc oh that's a fucking cool name that's a great name okay that's a fucking like 80s Marvel, like, secret identity name. Glee Lush. Oh. Pearl Hush. Oh. Guy Cone.

You guys ever see like a weiner that does look like a gnome hat? Like you guys ever see one of them weeners that kind of. Not in video. No. That are like fat at the bottom and then sometimes they're. They go skinny and then they've got like a long four skin. So there's like a little bit at the time. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, that one. I'm sorry, yes. That card, yes. August winter. Oh, that's quite nice. Usually. Yeah, generally.

Well, down here at least, yeah. Down here. But not up there. Carl suck. Carl suck? Carl suck. Carl Suck.

Randy Mayo. Oh, man, I love... Fuck. Have I told you guys that I have a friend with a really, really American name who lives in Chicago? Go on. Ricky Peacock.

Oh, come on. That's really good. That's a, like, Hollywood producer. And you know what sucks is he's really swaggy and cool and so like, you're like, yeah, you may as well be called Ricky Peacock. Great, you're Ricky Peacock.

Yeah, that's his birth name. It's not even his screen name. name I asked him. Yeah, because you give yourself the name, Ricky Peacock and your swag. That's peacocking, ironically. That is peacock. Frank Offer.

Oh, well, yeah, I think that's better than... He's blunt about it. Than like a duplicitous one, yeah. Gus Cosmos. Oh, I want to hear more about Gus Cosmos. Yes. I'm very intrigued. Fred Peppercorn.

That is spelled P-E-P-E-R-K-O-R-K-N. Oh, fuck, that's even better. Peppericorn. That's so pepper-porn. Your last name can't be peppercorn. It can be? No. It's not a let...

No, unfortunately, no, it can't be. I've just heard from one of my main sources on this call. We've got two things on the list at the Department of Birth Death and Marriages. Can't be Hitler, can't be peppercorn. I'm sorry, that's it. Alberta Fudge. Oh. Yum?

Well, it sounds like one of those things that's like an ironic nickname for, it's poop. I think Alberta Fudge is poop. It's Canadian. It's Canadian Fudge. Yeah. Yep. The Cleaver and Steamerer. Alberta Fudge.

I got a little triplet of names here that I just think have a good cadence together. Roy Ray. Claude Klaus. Clarence Clements. That's nice. Now this one I think Kind of just let them wash over you As a tone poem

There's a about 15 in this list Okay Casimir Smeal Otto Schmail Molly Shimp Charles Shremp Caroline Shamp Catherine Samp

William Pamp Otto Chab Mary Sloop William Kreps Sondra Snez Louis Schnorr Slake and James Schart. Charles Shrimp.

I might, I might cop, that is my new Yarsi name. I think that's a new Yartze name for 2026. Save it for New Year's Eve. I'll keep it on the back burner. Yeah, just write that down in your phone somewhere because you've had a couple of drinks by that point. It's just Charles Shrimp. That is shrimp with two peas, by the way, which I think is just a delightful little detail. Shrimp.

And that concludes. Great American Hall of Name. Thank you, Nebraska. Thanks, Ben. I don't think people really understand the, like, unreasonable amount of labor that Ben puts into doing this particular segment. Yeah. Sometimes people send in a thing and they go, hey, just for Great American Hall of

Name, here's one funny name I heard. Here's one name. You don't, useless. You don't understand what's happening here. You can't just say an American name. And then list it off. Uh-oh. No.

And honestly, football players are cheating. Like, just, it doesn't matter. Also, because you, whenever people send us football players, 95% of the time, you're like, oh, that's, it's a guy with a, you know, we can't. Key and Peele can do it. Key and Peele can do it. We can't. Definitely do it.

Yes. We can't do that. We can't do that. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. But, uh, but yeah, all I'm saying is, uh, people think, they send one in and they think they're, they're playing the same sport.

Not even in the same league. No. You are outside of the ballpark. You are sitting in your truck. You are listening to country music alone. Yeah. You're not in the game. Then you fell asleep and you didn't even go to the game.

That's right. That's... You pissed yourself in the car. You're not telling any of your friends about it. Why'd you go home so suddenly the other day? I realized I got tired. I left the microwave on. I programmed the microwave to go for eight hours and I shouldn't have done that.

I need to go. I had to go. I put my CDs in the microwave. I forgot I was trying my CDs. That's what's happening to you, the listener who nicely sent something in for us. Yeah, you fucking idiot.

Yeah, dumbass. And if you've got anything else nice, you'd like to send us, you can contact us on the Punta Vista Hotline. 7.515, that's the Punta Vista hotline. You can send us an email. Mailbag at Puttivista.com. Maybe DM us on Twitter.

You could even message Facebook. We don't really check the Facebook, yeah. 800, 317515, that's the Punta Vista hotline. [phone]. I thought you were, when you were doing the names before, and there was Clarence Clements. And I thought, the saxophone player from the E Street band? But that's Clarence Clemens.

Not to be confused. Really, really hitting a very similar sound. Yeah. You'd see why that'd be confusing. It must feel so good to give your kid a stupid, illiterative name. Oh, I bet it's great. fucking awesome. God.

Like you're naming a fucking Marvel character, you know? Peter Parker. What would I... I don't know what I would... What could I do with Lardner? Like... Larry Lardner. Larry Lardner is pretty good.

You could start with Lawrence Lardner and then call him Larry. Lawrence Lardner. Yeah. He has to become a superhero at this point. What about just lump? Lump Lardner? Lump Lardner. That's like a fucking

1920s American Boxer's nickname. Lumpna Lumpkin. Lumpkin Lardner. Lumpkin. This was sent into us by the listener Daniel.

This is a continuation of Spook Vemma. The spookiest month of the year as people tell us their experience with the paranormal. This, now we've had some amazing ones so far, UFOs, Nomes, Shadow People, Harp. This one is quite possibly my favorite, unexplained thing that has happened to so long.

All right, Daniel gives us this. I only have one of it in my life that no matter how much I racked my brain, I cannot explain. When I was in middle school, I was in Vancouver, British Columbia, swimming in the water. The part of the beach I was at was fairly empty and there was no one within. at least 15 metres of me. Suddenly, I felt something bought me on the head and bounce off and fall into the water.

I turned around and saw an empty hotel size shampoo bottle floating next to me. One of those tiny ones that only holds like 25 mil. Yeah, just one shot, one shot of shampoo. Yeah. Since it was so tiny and light, there was no way someone could have thrown it

and hit me on the head and there was nothing over my head that it could have been dropped from. There also wasn't anything flying over me like a helicopter where it could have been dropped from. To this day, I still wonder where that tiny hotel shaboo bottle came from. Time portal. Time portal.

Donnie Darko, time portal. You got Donnie Darko. He got Donnie Darko. He fucked it up, though. Yeah. Well, you were meant to, mate. Yeah. Maybe he already went through the pocket dimension where he wasn't there for when it was going to have hit him on the head.

And then he woke up and decided, I've got to let it. hit me on the head this time. Oh. The shampoo bottle? Like in Donny Darko. Like in Donny Darko. Like in Donny Darko. Yeah.

And now some stuff is different because you let it hit him on the head? I may, sort of. Maybe not like a bunch of stuff is different. His hair's a little bit cleaner. Yeah. There's a tiny bit cleaner. When I was in Japan, I, there was a point where I was like getting one of the, one of the, God, the vending machines over there are so.

fucking sick. They're so good. I was getting a, I think I was getting a boss coffee out of a vending machine. And, um, and a, a totoro just fell for, like a tiny tootero just fell from the air and hit me on the shoulder and went

on the ground. And I was like, what do you mean? Like, just a little guy this big. A little plastic guy? A little tootero? Yeah.

And I was like, and I was like, and I was like, and I just like looked around and was like this. And then, um, I looked over and there was this, uh, guy standing there.

And he was going, and pointing at it. And I was like, and he was like, hmm? And then wrote it on his phone, a gift. And he translated it. And I was like, hmm? And they just like picked it up and kind of walked away, confused, holding my new to. No, I ended up putting it on top of a vending machine to be like, maybe this will happen to somebody else.

Yeah, I think it's got a lot out of them. Spiritual meaning. Yeah. That's fucking beautiful. Time portal. Time portal. Totoro Time portal. Totero Time Portal. Donny Darko Totoro Time Portal.

Donnie Darko, Totoro Time Portal. Classic. All of our nose is bleeding at once. Daniel Kidd is here. Also, I got cyclotroned recently. Oh, okay. Yeah. I had a tumour that they shoved radiation into me to find,

and it was so much radiation that my scintillator, similar to Geiger counter, just screeched at me instead of making individual clicks. Is that good? It sounds bad, but if they found the tumour, probably good. I thought he was going to say he went to the fair. Oh, you went on the cyclotron? Real.

Went fast. Went really fast? I had a fun time at the circus. Getting shoved full of radiation. Nothing spooky related to that though, except the hospital I got my tumor removed at, found two statues of the Virgin Mary hit in the walls a few days before my surgery. Huh. Sorry?

Yeah. You might be what we call an attractant, a beacon for cosmic experiences. Yes. So keep an eye out for those. Do. There's nothing you can do about it. Well, yeah, you're not like, you can't really, you are you and you kind of stuck like that for the rest of your life. But be open to stuff like time paulers.

Be open to it. Hey. You are the conduit. to the experience. Yeah. Question for the group. If you were in a hospital and you were going to get a

potentially life-threatening surgery and they said, hey, we found some Virgin Mary statues hidden in the wall. You want us to take them out before your surgery or leave them in and take them out after your surgery?

Which are you picking? Because what if they've been like blessing all the surgeries they're load-bearing? Yeah, just yanking. Thank out those totems of luck for me before you do my stuff. I'd be going like, I'd be going like Indian burial ground mode and being like, let's not build a pool. You just leave those where the fuck they were until I'm done here.

I get my surgery and then we do a controlled demolition of the hospital. Yes. Ideally folds back in on itself like at the end of poltergeist, you know? That'd be nice. It'd be tidy, you know. It's going to go. Can things just start folding themselves up and disappearing instead of us having to get rid of it all?

It's polite. It's 2025. That's right. I was recently re-listening back to an old episode of, yeah, dude, my very favorite podcast that you should listen to. And they were talking about some news that was happening in, I think the episode was from February of 2020. They were talking about how this one,

order of like franciscan nuns that for 140 years had been praying continuously so someone was always in the chapel praying every day every night 24-7 yeah in february of 2020 they stopped they they moved it to just nine hours a day huh and then just nine hours a day nobody wants to work anymore and then what happened immediately after that Oh, those millennial nuns fucked us. They fucked us. It wasn't Guy Sebastian. It was these nuns.

Okay, don't know what the Guy Sebastian thing is. It was also Guy Sebastian. There was an Instagram post that he did in like January of 2020 being like from the Wuhan meat market. Eating some weird things at the Wuhan meat market. Being like incredible things coming. Yes, that's what it's setting. Incredible things coming. Incredible things are coming.

Little did he know, or maybe he did. Maybe he did. I think he knew. I think he did. I think he is a malevolent force. I think he got, he won Australian Idol by some kind of deal. Oh yeah. He made a deal with some kind of entity.

I don't know if this is a controversial statement. I think if you want work-life balance, joining a nunnery might be one of the things lowest on your list. Probably. If you want a lot of you time. If you want a good separation between your vocation and your personal time, maybe don't become a nunner and go and live in a nunnery where they happen to be doing 24-hour constant, world-saving prayer.

Yeah. Really, they fucked that one up so bad. Also, like, in that episode where they're talking about it, they obviously don't know what's about to happen either. So there's just a lot of sort of idle speculation. It's really fucking, it's good stuff. By the way, being a nun, just like, you've got to just grow up. Oh, I'm married to a joke.

gigantic ghost i can't fuck what are you talking about it's not that's the thing right they're married to jesus yeah yeah i think so is that what they or he's their or god's their husband or something i don't know it's just it just shut up the thing that my mom used to say about nuns i remember one time my mom this is so disgusting but i remember um she knew nuns because like she grew up in england and she was like yeah there were nuns at like the orphanage that i had to live in She wasn't an orphan, but her parents were insane and sent her to an orphanage for a bit. And she was like, yeah, there were nuns there. And, you know, they're dirty bitches.

And I was like, what do you mean? And she was like, you know, nuns. You haven't heard that saying about nuns? And I was like, no. And she said, this is what she said. She was like, all right, candles out, girls. I think they're jacking off in there? They're going to town on that there?

Yeah, they're jacking off. I don't know. I don't know what you. Are they loud? So they're fucking themselves with candles. Are they loud? Why are you saying this to me? Oh, well, just they're dirty bitches.

Okay. That's fine. That's great. Really cool. I think if you're not jacking off, that's when you start getting like the bloody tears, the stigmata. Yes. Like, it's going to come out in other ways.

You've got to deal with it. It's a millennial energy. You need to. I think you can have sex. Jesus. Like metaphysically? Yeah, I think they are actually fucking... Like as long as you're picturing him?

That's nice. Yeah. It's fine. Yeah. Him or his dad who is him. Yes. Both. Yeah.

Both. Both. They don't touch each other. It's not gay or incest. Yeah. Getting Mr. Manhattan by the father's son and the Holy Ghost. Doctor Manhattan by the Holy Trinity.

Mr. Manhattan. That's just the handsomest guy in Manhattan. This is before he got his qualifications, okay? Before he went to university and got vaporized. Can you, can people without penises who are Catholic masturbate? Because it's like the thing is that you can't spill your, yeah, it's the spoof that's the problem. But if you're not spoofing.

They're not talking about, or they just assume that women can't masturbate. Oh, that's probably why would they want to? Why would they want to? Why would they want to? Like, why would a woman do that? How would they want to? Women. Sex stuff.

That's none of their business, you know? No. Hey, Demi. Hello. Anything paranormal ever happen to you? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got two. One is my old house was like haunted, but it was really funny because it was my middleist

sister who was older than me, but was the one that always got picked on who got like haunted by the ghost. So we're all like, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, instead of really worrying about. The ghost doesn't like you. Yeah. It was just like, you know, she would be, anytime she was, uh, alone. It would just be, um, like shit would just be falling off, like all of the electrics would turn on at once and she'd be like, oh, it's happening again! And stuff would

fall off the, fall off the shelves. And we'd be like, oh, you got haunted again. Sucks for you, Leah. She's getting poltergoosted. Yeah. Um, so we did, we lived in a house that was like, uh, there was, you know, if, uh, goes surreal, which they are, um, that house was haunted. Oh, and, um, uh, aside from that, I forgot the, the, the, the, the, the, that we know it's haunted is because um we used to see this ghost me and my sister um we only saw it like three times but we saw this ghost in our granny flat at the back of our house just like walking in and out of the wardrobe and we were like the fuck's going on here and we're like hey we saw this old lady walking in and out of the wardrobe and said that to my mom and she was like oh an old lady

used to she died in there so it was probably her don't say that mom oh no okay and apparently she just, she like had a veggie patch where the wardrobe was and we're like, oh, she was just gardening. The other one was that me and my mum saw a UFO and were like, oh, what the hell? That was a UFO, right? It's good if you see it with someone else. Mum was like, hey, what's that? And we looked up and there was a huge, like, the stars were being like blacked out. And then we saw like, you know the number five on a, on like a dark.

how it goes like did, did, did, did. That, it was like all black and then lights like that. It was like the size of like the three football fields or something. And we're like, oh my God, you saw a UFO. We were just like looking at it and going, that's really fucked up. And kind of watched it until it disappeared. And then we're like. That's my favorite kind of UFO sighting out of all of them.

That's not really my business. We just went inside. Just don't worry about it. Like, what are you meant to do about us? What are you supposed to do? How would you like me? Is there even a problem to be solved? There's not even, I mean, yeah.

I was like, I'm not really that curious about it, but that was really super weird. Mum was like, yeah. All right. Well, let's go to bed. Did you feel any emotions radiating from the craft at all? Did you feel safe or like calm or relaxed? I guess I kind of was. nine so and and I never felt relaxed until I got on Zoloft at the age of 21 so

no it's interesting I'm thinking about there's a spate of sightings in the Hudson Valley in New York that were all like football field or bigger sort of black craft that moved very silently and a lot of the people that saw it reported that like they instantly felt like an emotional connection with it and then when it started to go away they started to immediately They'd be like, oh, no, don't. Oh, well, that may, I mean, that, I guess the equivalent of that for us was like, we weren't scared at all. We were just like, what that fuck?

Yeah, I think it's real. I think it's real and it's huge and it's beautiful. That sounds real. I hate the ones where it's like, oh, I saw like a 10 foot glowing orb. Fuck. Don't worry. No, that's a big one. Ding dong.

Yeah, idiot. I want the one from Independence Day. Yeah. I want that one. Nice. Friendly. Yeah. They've seen a face.

They did have mean faces. You see the sequel to that one? No, I heard it was a real stinker. It's no good. Somehow it's real fucking bad, despite having a pretty stacked cast and a giant version of the fucking alien. You know, the mean-looking aliens from the first one. They got a really big one. Still sucks.

How'd they do that? How'd you flub that? How'd you do that? I think if you leave it for too long. I think if you leave it for too long, it's just always going to suck. The juice just wasn't there. I watched Anchorman with one of my kids I reckon with enough time

Like if you left it long enough to have forgotten most of it It would probably hit pretty hard Well see I was watching it and enjoying it Because I hadn't seen it in years and years and years and years And I've had a lot of time and distance from that whole like Adam McKay What's his name? Jud Appetow That whole early 2000s bit of comedy because that just became the template for comedy for a while

was we're just doing kind of movies in a setting it's mostly improvised and like Will Ferrell was good at it but he he did give us he did give the comedy movie industry a disease by yeah like a lot of movies turned into that and and like there's a lot of there's a lot of individual funny jokes in those sorts of movies but they don't hold together as like a movie in the same way Yeah, they're just jokes. Yeah, it's just a series of opportunities for people to riff, you know. But anyway, so we're watching this, and it's funny.

And Evie's also going, oh, that's where that's from about a bunch of different things. The Simpsons effect. Yeah, yeah. But Eleanor is like, Ellen is not loving it at all. And she was thinking about it afterwards, and she was like, I think I never saw Anchorman, but had the years in between of seeing it and not having seen it but it existing, just having it quoted at me out of context by people. Oh, yeah.

Just making the jokes from Anchorman without me having seen it or not about it. Yeah, me too, Lucy. I was about to fucking say literally Napoleon Dynamite. Yeah, I hated that shit. Don't know who Pedro is, doesn't sound funny at all. Fuck that shit. I'm not having it. And so you've just had the things from it drilled into you out of context

for years before ever encountering it so she doesn't have any same affection We just used to say the same thing ever again. We used to say I love Lamp. You'd turn to your friend. We used to just say I love Lamp for like two years. You'd say it for two years. And we would laugh for hours.

How many t-shirts did they sell with I'm kind of a big deal? Oh man. Yeah. Rich Mahogany. We got to kill millennials. We're right. We should all be cut it down.

I'm in a close case of emotion. Oh, yeah. Up six seven. Seeing that for the first time Funny as fuck When I was 14 Holy moly

Just Yeah revolutionary Can I A little stuff we should chat about I have a I have a thesis Is it nearly every Will Ferrell comedy Hold on

You're not gonna play the stinger Well no Because then I was got to transition From this one Into the main one This is the actual This is a stuff we should chat about Sweating it into two though

Pre-case Yeah Nearly every Will Ferrell comedy And every Where's Anneson movie has the same central plot, which is that it's about an emotionally stunned man

who's unable to actually deal with his life and communicate, learning a little bit of humility. Anchorman, Talladega Nights, Grand Budapest Hotel, The Life Aquatic. Yeah. Like, and I love Wes Anderson, the biggest defender in the world, but nearly all of them do kind of have the same bent

where you're like, you're just using this as a scaffold to start with a ridiculous person who is fun to play and fun to write for, but then because you need an emotional arc, they've got to kind of deal with their emotions by the end of it. They're making the same movies. That's correct. Hey, Ben, can you say I love Wes Anderson again?

Why? What do you want to? Just say it again. I love Wes Anderson. Yeah, I bet you do. I'll fucking kill you. Sorry, I just have to come back to that. I bet you do.

You can make your own way to the barbecue this afternoon. Your lifter's been rescinded. Hey, that was a very small notion of stuff we should chat about, but let's do it properly in stuff we should chat about. Here comes some stuff we should chat about. Boom to list of stuff to chat about. Yeah, come some more stuff to chat about. We're chatting about stuff.

Yeah, baby. Okay, so you guys know how they're doing like a two-rasm, two-rasm? Two-rasm? Oh, I'm having a tour-rasm. I'm gonna tour. Sorry. You know how they're doing a tourism? Oh, fuck.

Tourism campaign. What happened to you? What dying? It's so hot in here. They're doing... Milk with you. a bad choice. Yes!

Yes! You fuck a piece of shit. You dog. Doing that and then clapping like a seal, you motherfucker. This is what we sound like genuinely to people 15 years ago. I don't know. They're doing tourism campaigns to get people to visit America because no one wants to go there. Yep.

So they're doing it like really heavily to like Canada and they're doing it really heavily to Australia and they're running video ads over here where the voiceover is like a deep voiced American guy with I guess kind of like a neutralish Midwestern kind of accent but it's that sort of American authority figure voice which seems like the scariest possible choice to me that you can use for like that is the voice of the kind of people that's making no one want to go there. Yeah. You can't be like.

You will travel to America. Yeah, it's basically like that where they're like this beautiful country. You got to get us a New Jersey guy. You got to get us a Boston guy. Get something regional or get, you know what, get someone that's not American. So it's sort of like, get Tilda Swinton to do it. You know, she's sort of ethereal. You know, she's very, um, not American.

Can't be a person to. but not America. We don't want to put it in people way too much. For the current what we're advertising over there, you know. But you need it, like, I'm not, if I, the moment I hear that voice, I'm like, oh, this is one of the videos they loop when you're like going through customers and Border Patrol or whatever, which is the scary stuff. That's the thing that we're afraid of.

You're leading with the scary guy. Get someone, get Olivia Coleman to do it or something. Yes. Whereas just like it's gentle and it's sort of, it's a woman. First, definitely start with a woman because American man. scariest people on the planet. Scary. I mean, I could probably, I'll do some ads for going to America like,

hey, is there a brand of shampoo you can't get over here? You can get it in America. Perfect. There gives you a practical reason to go there. Call to action. Call CTA. Confident. You know, you're just like, oh, now that felt nice.

Whereas the other guy, I'm like, oh my God, they're going to like shoot me if I accidentally reach into my pocket. for my phone too quickly or whatever. Yeah. You've got to get someone that's like, hey, no, no, no, it's all right. I've been there. They're not executing everybody yet. You won't be executed.

You aren't be executed. Someone else will be executed, but not you. Yeah. And you're probably white. So if you're listening to this, you're probably white. Hey, white, gender conforming Australians. Check out America. It's probably fine for you.

It's probably fine for you. That's it. It's probably fine for you. It's probably fine for you. For you. Yeah. Well, like, I'm probably going to go see my friends in a bit. Go back to America and like, I mean, everything does seem much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much worse for them in every conceivable way.

But it's fun to visit. A beautiful. It's a beautiful. Beautiful place. Beautiful place. It's gorgeous. It's just like the roaming kidnap squads. I think kind of adding like an element of friction.

I think if you even get a little bit of cancer, you immediately become homeless because the country won't protect you. Just stuff like that. Just general stuff like the country wants you to die. But that's not about, that's not my problem. Not my monkey. But incremental horrors are mostly your problem. But it's probably fine for you.

The stuff about how they're like on all the government websites now saying that the things debunking the link between autism vaccines are actually based on very shaky sides, that stuff won't affect you. You go on Anaheim. You're at a Disney World. Go Disney, yay. You're at the Grand Canyon.

RFK can't touch you with the Grand Canyon. I'm going to go to Joshua Tree. Oh, it's so beautiful out there. Demi, I'm going to give you a big old list of recommendations of places around there to check out. favorite part of the country. I would love that. That's not Utah.

Well, I was just really embarrassingly, when I was in Japan, you know, the thing that I got most excited about. By the way, Lucy, did I show you how many fucking toys I want out of the claw machines? Yeah, fuck yeah, you did. My phone strap is unbelievably heavy and jangly now because Tom said, no more big toys from the machines. So I just got little ones. But the things I got the most excited about was when we'll walk it through Dota Bury,

I was like, this is just like Sotenburi. Hey, guys, I know where the biggest Don Quixote is in Japan. It's true. Demi was walking around being like, oh my God, it's just like my video game. We walked past a place in Kyoto, I think. And I pointed to, we're on a street, I recognize. And I was like, I'm pretty sure that empty lot next to the children's park is where you learn rush style in the yakuza. Oh, sure. Yeah.

Demi went yakuza mode. I really did. I was so excited. There's a video of me like jumping from foot to foot looking at the big donkey hodi because I was like, Goro Majima spends a lot of time in there and it's actually a one-to-one recreation. And you know how it's becoming like a, because for the 30 year old, the 30 to 40 year old, going to Japan is like the best possible holiday you can have. So sick. Like exchange rate, pretty comparable.

It's like, it's strange, but it's not that strange. You can also get by just without really having to bother to learn any Japanese. Yeah. I was going on enthusiasm until Lucy came along and could actually speak to people. That was a fun night, though. That was great. That's the drunkest I think I've ever been in my entire life. Yeah.

It was great. I think young people now, like, we go into Japan and is like, it's chopped? Does that sound right? Is it? No, is it? Well, I think it was, it was, like, cool for a while. But then now it's like they've got to pick another, the younger people have to pick another cheaper, cooler place to go to.

They're too young. It's full of 35-year-old couples. It's not a young person's vacation. I've noticed there's a little bit of a barley resurgence happening. I've seen a lot of barley lately. It's like pendulumed back to being cool to go to Bali. I kind of want to go, unfortunately. I've seen a lot of, a few of my friends have been over there.

I'm like, oh man, I think maybe having like beers on a beach would probably solve like every single problem I've ever had. And my school, like my middle and high school language. which was Indonesian. Oh, shit, yeah, dog. So I can go to Bali, Demi. You can Lucy in Bali. I can, I'm going to Lucy in Bali. Let's get Lucy in Bali.

Live, laugh, Lucy. Lucy. I can go, yeah, you know how many people are going to hear me singing his shoulders, knees and toes on the beach. You'll mind if a white girl speaks a little bit hard though. What would I like for lunch? Kapala Bahu Lutut kaki This is the preamble I'll get to it

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Country Road Every fucking time From WTNH in Derby, Connecticut? Derby, Darby? Probably, probably Derby. Yeah. Yeah, if it's Connecticut, it's probably Derby. Yeah, Connecticut.

Oh, New England? Definitely Derby. Yeah. Derby Pizza Shop owners defend choice to keep Raccoon as pet. Okay. Yeah. Actually, yeah, fair. I don't.

You know what, guys? Fine. I guess it's cute Go on then They're so cute They're pretty cute But I know that like Possoms

Ringtailed possums are cute as fuck I'm not I don't have the impulse To be like This one's sick Instead of taking it to the vet I'm gonna keep it Yeah

The only time I've done that Is like with a spider That I found that only had five legs And then once it was better I'd fucking chucked it out the window You know Well I sort of I released it

I didn't You were just like Hey fuck you Yeah I think they're so light, you can't hurt them by throwing them. Yeah, but too much. I think that, well, yeah, it's like how, like, cats kind of don't reach, like, terminal velocity or whatever. That's why they don't really get hurt by falling and stuff.

I think it's the same with spiders. I believe the thing is, if dropping a cat from 100 stories is exactly the same as dropping one from 30 centimeters off the ground. Yes, exactly. Yeah. Hey, Ben, here's a story from the Scientific American in November 14th, Raccoons are shown. showing early signs of domestication. I saw that. We're cutinizing them.

Yeah. City dwelling raccoons seem to be evolving a shorter snout, a telltale feature of our pets and other domesticated animals. Yes, let's go. We're going to be able to get one in the store soon. Flopier ears too. I was just going to say, because I know specifically somebody in your, you guys' Discord, I think, has a skunk.

Yes. What? I think this is someone who does wildlife rehabilitation stuff. Oh, okay. Yeah, but this skunk, I think, was like, couldn't. I'm not sure whether they still have a I assume if they do it's because it couldn't be rehabilitated. They were just like,

ah, no, you're too like a cat. It's the cutest fucking thing I've ever seen in my entire life. They do little stamps. Have you seen a skunk stamp when they get mad at you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They bop their little feet. They do, they're two front feet. They go like, um, mm, mm, at you.

And it is fucking adorable. Like they're doing CPR? Yeah, but on the ground and they're like, loom alone. It's so cute. That's really cute When the little baby ones do it It's so lovely

Skunks is so cute Man But they stink But they're stinky But they don't They barely don't even really Don't even really even do it though Really?

I guess they wouldn't If they're good Cartoons and movies lie to me I think so I think that horny skunk That kept chasing around that cat Who by the way bitch Just stop falling under

Like a paint tin Because then he'll just leave you alone. I don't mean to victim blame. The victims of Pepele Lapute. I'm blaming the cat. Babe, look how you're dressed. Oh, that's horrible. Oh, God.

I can probably just beep out of continuous 60 seconds. That'd be fine. Yeah, probably. Cheryl and Richard Bartone, a mother and son who owned Bartonis a pizza, or as I believe we've been told to pronounce this. A piz. A piz. A piz. A piz.

A beets. A beets. On Main Street in Derby are upset after a raccoon they were keeping outside, the restaurant as a pet was taken by state officials. How are you keeping it outside? Well, first off, you weren't. Don't fucking lie to me. Don't tell me, oh, it was an outside raccoon.

It was outside raccoon. You're watching TV on the couch with the raccoon. You're full of shit. He didn't just come inside, you lie. It's no way. You're like, well, he picks it. Time to hit the hay. I guess I'll just put you back outside.

No. No. No. You're spruiting that thing Cheryl told News 8 that she found the raccoon Which she named Lila alone a few months ago And knew she wouldn't survive So she took her in

Quote, I just didn't want her to die, Cheryl said No Yeah, fair Good excuse Cheryl said she became attached to Lila After a while of bottle feeding her And feeding her baby food Richard said they kept her outside the restaurant

The entire time she was in their care I don't believe you The fact that she brought up She was bottle feeding her Makes me completely think she was breastfeeding $100,000. It's just like, why would you say that? You don't have to specify that.

You could just say feeding her, yeah. Why did you already have baby food? Co-deced to the reporter. Yeah, it's a milk-fed raccoon. What style? What style was I doing it? What's the normal one? Not breast milk.

Way to milk feed. Quote, it was outside the entire time. Never stepped foot at this restaurant at the health department came and we passed with flying colors, Richard said. Don't believe you. It was never breastfed in here. We breastfed bottle fed it outside. Well, it didn't set foot inside the restaurant because it would always climb under our

pizza maker's hat so that it could help, you see. Connecticut Department of Energy and Environmental Protection officials, who took Lila in October after receiving an anonymous tip, said she's in the care of a wildlife rehabilitator and will be released back into the wild when she's ready. That's one department. the Department of Energy and Environmental Protection Are they looking after the nukes and the raccoons that are kept illegally as pets?

They look after nukes, rooks, that's it. Yes. Yes. That's, I mean, yeah, leave it alone. Leave the raccoon alone. But also, I get it. I understand. This is one of those things where in the large,

my opinion, pretty just like don't get wild animals as pets or whatever. And then every time I see a single. instance of it, like one that makes the news. I'm like, ah, ah, that's pretty cute though. Go on. Go on. Lila seems to really vibe with the whole Abit's situation. I mean, my friend Miles, his mom is a like wildlife rehabilitator broad. So like when, you know, that people find a crazy possum or whatever on the road and it's all injured and stuff or a Joey or anything like that she'll come get it and um and rehabilitate them but every now and then she lucks out and they're a geriatric animal which means she can't release it and now she has a new pet and then she

just keeps him and one time she introduced me to a possum that she named borat and i was like i really love this guy he's really cool and cute and she was like yeah look at his ball sack and it was and it was his ball sack was like it was so long she was like just try and support his ball sack while we've what you had to cup his bullsac I was like I was holding

I was holding him and she was like you can just give him a little bit of banana because we have to weigh him and she was like trying to let his nuts hit anything because he had a really long nuts sack oh my god she was like yeah it'll be uncomfortable and I was like yeah I fucking bet what the hell plus when we weigh him you gotta make sure

You've got to make sure his nuts aren't spilling off the scale. Exactly, yeah, because they will get an inaccurate count. Can you get his pooling nuts off the counter and get them back onto the scale, please? Quote, I don't know if we have to apologize for saving something, but I'm not sorry. And I hope my mother's not sorry as well. I haven't checked with her, but it is my fervent wish that she feels no remorse. She's not sorry because it was a bottle. It was bottle fed.

It was a bottle of the whole time. How many times do we have to say this? All right. So the question was, is this your signature? No matter how many times the press comes out here, we will insist that my mother's nipples remained unsucked by Raccoon mouth. And I don't suck them either. I don't drink it.

No one's sucking out of them at all. No one is. And what would even look like? What would that? How would you even? And when? And when? After you close the restaurant, everybody else has left? That would be crazy. I mean, I guess that in the world.

That'd be so weird. News 8 reached out to the Nogatuck Valley Health Department to confirm that the restaurant is in good standing with the Health Department and has not heard back. So are these guys like, fine or you don't want to say? Okay. All right. Health department. sick of hearing about it, I think, stop telling me about your mother's tits, just stop.

I didn't ask, I didn't ask. I never asked. It's all you talk about. Have you guys seen the guy who feeds hot dogs to all the raccoons that are on his porch? Yes. Obviously, it's not good to feed them hot dogs. No, you shouldn't do that.

Very high salt. It's pretty cute though. But they are his friends now. And it's cute to see all the raccoons. See, in the large, I think that's bad, but in the specific, that's just great. I know. Unfortunately, it's really nice to see their two little hands reach up and take a hot dog.

It's pretty cute. You can't, but you shouldn't do that. Shouldn't do it. Give them a cabbage or something or just leave them alone. Maybe we should have like a lottery system for like, we say no one can have exotic pets like this. But like five people are chosen every year and like whatever animal you want, go nuts. One person gets a raccoon. Yes.

one person gets a Komodo dragon, one person gets a blue whale, like just whatever. I was so fucking scared that I was going to be killed by a Komoto dragon when I was a kid. Yeah. I was one of those fears that just like, you hear about it once and it's like, they're really poisonous. Yeah, it was like, Komoto Dragons is my quicksand, yeah. Komodo Dragons is my quicksand. I think this is definitely the episode of the podcast. Bonte Vista. Thank you the listener so much for joining us. And thank you, Demi, so much for joining us.

Thank you for having me. Do you have any other plugs other than the plug you did at the top? Where can we find you? Well, I'm the, if you Google me, I'm the only Demi Lardner. It's very, very useful. We had the rest killed. But, you know, I, yeah, listen to Dragon Friends because it is really good. And it's a really great. cast but if you haven't seen it yet also watch so you want to win a wean so you want to win a penis pump um on youtube um you you have to write demi lard in a game show because we couldn't include penis in the title for um lack of monetization so uh it's a really great show and i'm very proud of it and lucy left she's disgusted by yourself promotion we cannot stand to hear the word penis Yeah, thank you.

And if you, the listener, not you, Demi, what more of this? We do bonus episodes every single fuck a week for like five US bucks a month. You can get twice as much. We have a backlog of 400 bonus episodes you've never heard and about 200 good ones. I listen to them. It's worth it.

We've had a few people recently be like, I'm listening from the start. I'm like, you're listening. to political news from Australia from eight years ago. I just wouldn't. Very few jokes. And it's irrelevant now. Literally meaningless.

The horrors came to pass. History ended. Thank you for your dedication even though we all think you shouldn't be doing it. You won't hear this for like another five years. When you catch up, let me ask you. Was it worth it? Yeah. But at what cost

We'll catch you next week Stay safe out there Bye Bye Bye bye I'm going to be able to be.