Boonta Vista - EPISODE 427: A Pussyfree Cell Of One's Own

Episode Date: December 21, 2025

In this, the final new free episode of the year, Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Celebrating 10 years of pussyfree bliss, Cincinnati chilli's big day on the ice, a man besmirched by the AI overview, and a bad attempt at displacing Dutch NYE violence. *** Outro: Bunker Buster - Preoccupations *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [e-mail]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

We all know what a regular size, we all know what a regular size is. For all of us, a good evening. Welcome to a Christmas curse. It's the new Bonta Vista mystery from director Ryan Johnson. Tis the week before Christmas, and a strange curse has befallen the city of Brisbane. The sun no longer shines. All of our crops are dying. Forex brewery is abandoned, barren.

No good deeds are commemorated there. And floating up to the top of the beautiful Brisbane River right next to Phelan's Brewing Co, it's a pile of dead uncles. Every day, another dead uncle under the story bridge, being picked apart by an ibis. It's really kind of killing the vibe for everyone. What fate has befallen these uncles? None of us quite know. Maybe it's for you, the listener, to figure out, who has been murdering all these uncles

just a week before Christmas? With me is a vile and suspicious seductress in a fur coat, smoking one of those long, fancy cigarettes, mourning her late husband uncle, who has fallen victim to this Christmas this curse. It's Andrew. Now, Andrew, you must be very sad. This must be a hard time for you. You got any idea what's causing all these dead uncles? Yeah, I'm plenty sad, see? But my husband deserved it. He deserved it, I tell you. I'm blowing that straight into your face while I'm saying this, Lucy. Yeah, I got it. I got it, yeah. And that is that classic Brisbane accent that we all have in love. Yep.

What is a Brisbaneite sound like? Going to the pool. Normal. No, we sound normal. We don't do that one. I lost my uncle at the pool. It's more north. Yeah.

My uncle died at the pool. Yeah. You get the, you get the pool valve break north of Bundaberg, I'd say. Yeah. Also, with me there is Theo. Now, Theo, I've been noticing that you've been like carrying a lot of medieval weaponry lately, like on your person.

Yeah. I can see you've got like a morning star there. Flail, broadsword, busy holiday season for you? Yeah, yeah. I'm actually, I'm super into medieval history all of a sudden. Did you know that flails, no one actually used flails, even though they look dope as hell, even when I swing up like this, oh, yeah, oh. But, yeah, watch out.

But they're actually a joke weapon. No one actually used them because you. were just going to kill yourself with one, like within like five seconds. Because you'd hurt yourself with the flail, right? Yeah, and even now. Oh, watch it. Watch yourself there.

There's a huge danger of me killing either one of us. Because I am barely in control of this huge spiked ball. All right, maybe just, we'll just put that down. Wait, why do we think they were real then? Why did we, why do we? Because they look cool as fuck, Ben. But they said like they still made them and then we found them and we're like, well, I don't think they really made them in any kind of numbers, right?

So Morning Star, that's attached to a shaft, big knob on the end of a shaft and the knobs got spikes on it. We can't be saying things like that. Real. Grow up. It's real, right? And that's a great weapon for punching through armor, right? You've got a big mass on the end, plus you've got a, the spikes provide a point for pressure

to be applied. Very real. Anyone could see that a morning star would work. You think about it. You think about the physics behind it. Fantastic. Flale, very difficult weapon. Only the most kind of agile, dexterous warriors, I would say.

Like the witch king of Angmar. Like the witch king of Angmar. Perhaps, yeah. Would be able to handle. Pretty sure this guy didn't kill those uncles. So definitely not this guy. I think we can rule this guy for now. So much mystery, but who can solve the Christmas curse?

In is walking a good friend of mine. He's a very handsome man with a charming accent. It's Benoit McBlanc. Benoit, please, help us solve this Christmas curse. What arcane malediction has befallen these uncles? This is a mystery is like a diamond banana. You can see through it, but it's a banana-shaped. Very curious.

It's vexing. Is the new one any good? Have you watched it? Yes, it's real good. It's real fun. They got it. They were right. The thing with Daniel Craig is he should just always be a little slutty at everything that he's in.

Yeah, a little slody, a little silly. You know, when they made him gay sexy and which one was it? Not no time to die, the one before that. After Quantum of Solis, not no time to die. Maybe Skyfall? Skyfall's before Quantum of Scy. They made him gay sexy. They made him gay sexy.

Is he gay sexy in Skyfall? He's gay sexy and Skyfall? It's not Skyfall. It's the one where Javier Badem has the nuts. No, Harvey Baden doesn't do the nut blasting, man. No, I think every Daniel Craig movie, it happens to him. It's just happens off-screen in most of them. It's strongly implied.

That's why he's so worn out at the start of Skyfall. He got shot, fell off a bridge, recuperated, rejuvenated. And then he got his nuts slammed by Javier Bardem. We've talked about this before. He's Skyfall as well, by the way. Yeah, it's in hospital in full body traction when Javier Bardium comes in with the rope knot. Oh, no. Oh, I'm so unable to resist this.

There's the bit in Skyfall where he tries to seduce Javier Bardam's character. Oh, shit. Does he? He gets gay sexy. I don't know. Getsxy and James Bond. Gay sexy and James Bond. It's like one line where it's.

something about him like being interested with women and that he's like whole body language changes he's like who said it was just women yeah that's not the line that's not even close but that's what's implied he's like which you know i think a normal reading of james bond would be that he'd do literally anything to to do his aims yeah but i choose to believe it's because we need a bisexual bond i think he's bisexual he grew up in a private boys school he would have sucked a You guys, I'll have to go where he is. Let's just be real. Let's just be real for a second.

You're saying that James Thorne never would have sucked a dip. Mutual to start with. Yeah. Then swapping hands. And then you go, well, what else can we do? What else is left? It's the long winter break. I feel like John Hamm and Daniel Craig are two sides of the same coin.

Like, they're forced to be serious. But they just really want to be sexy silly. They want to be sexy silly. They are sexy silly. They are. They're just big good. and they kind of want to get, you know, a little bit kind of sexy with it as well. Did a shitty thing in college.

May have given someone like PTSD and serious injuries. Oh, come on. Yeah. Funny guy, though. Funny guy, though. Good looking head. He's really good in that Fletch movie. Yeah, Fletch is good.

Fletch lives. Fletch returns. It's a remake of an old one. It's a sequel. It's an adaptation of one of the novels, which it doesn't matter. Ah, Harvey Badeem's character in Skyfall Had his face blown apart by a poison or something I bet he needed to see a doctor

Sometimes we talk to a doctor In paging Dr Lucy If you find that you are having A little relationship trouble Just to pick up your telephone And dial it on the double You call 1,800, 3,1,7, Do you guys want to know a mildly interesting, but not crazy, interesting fact?

I guess. Peter Lorry was the first person to ever play a Bond villain on the screen, even though he's not been in a James Bond movie. Right, that's not that interesting. What do you mean? Are we talking about the comedy one that wasn't the main line? No, this is before that, because Orson Wells played Leshifra in the comedy one, which is not a good movie, but a blast to watch just because it's stacked with wonderful actors.

I feel like Peter Lorry's perfect Leshifra. That's just a match made in heaven, right? Why do you know so much James Bond? What else are you going to do? What else are you going to do? What the point of the time I have for seen James Bond movies? Why have you need to watch Casino Roy? I watched Casino Royale.

Did you love it? I did like it. I did like it. It was a really fun time. There was a TV adaptation of Casino Royale first, and that's where Peter Lorry played Le Chieffre before the Casino Royale that had Awesome Wells before the Casino Royale that had Mads-Michl. What a trio of Shifras.

Wow. This comes to us from R-slash-Pussy-Free community. Okay. One more in before the New Year. That's right. Well, yeah, but not in. Yes, one more sort of a round, maybe. Maybe around the side.

Maybe around the side. Can you be around the sides? Is that allowed? Is that allowed around the sides? Do you a little around the sides? Is it? Start an end. Oh, 10 years pussy free quote celebration draws to a close.

Like a festival? Yeah. Just as the pussy drew to a close 10 years ago. We only have one life. Like, we have one life, and it can end at any time. What if you, like, were on your deathbed, we're like, oh, I could have been fucking... Ten years. Ten years.

Ten years. Ten years. Ten years. My deal doesn't work anymore. Just the... My best dick working years. Old mate dying on the bed in Magnolia. I tell you about regrets.

Pussy is so good. Ten years, pussy free. Never go pussy free. God damn regrets Promise me You'll never go pussy free Fucking pussy free First time having sex

After 10 years of pussy free And going Oh yeah One tier I liked Oh fuck Fuck What have I done?

I love pussy And I hate karaoke I've done 10 years of nothing But karaoke And no pussy One tier One genuine tier Going down

Philip Seymour Hoffman's face He's moved Moved by this you can see it in the background kind of out of focus but just the feeling has hit him so hard what if you went all this time

pussy free and you didn't have to what if you didn't have to you don't have to you don't have to you don't have to yeah my 10 years pussy free celebration is drawn to a close while it began with me thinking she was going to split up with her boyfriend

it completely went the other way he's a bigger part of her life now okay anyways the anniversary was all very exciting I've been told I'll never have sex again officially by my wife, which resulted in some sulking on my behalf, ha-ha. You go pussy-free and sulking about it?

You want this. He wants for it. But the sulking is k-fabe. The sulking is k-fabe too, otherwise he wouldn't be posting about. It's true. It is K-fabe. That's all K-fabe, right. This is the grand dance.

This is the great opera. The kabuki of pussy-free. The grand mort. It's so far removed from anything coherent with those anymore. I've been fitted with a locking shot collar for when we're inside home. This is to tackle my attitude and serve as a reminder not to get irritated easily about things. Oh my God. I mean, look, I could probably use one of these, but for non-sexual reasons.

For other things, like for putting down the console. Yeah, for not playing Slay the Spire anymore. Yeah. We went on holiday with her boyfriend to Spain My wife is allowing me to have a monthly supervised masturbation again Without a cage Assuming I've been behaving By my behaviour chart

The first of which was in front of my wife And her boyfriend Very embarrassing This sounds so exhausting It's so exhausting No it sounds beautiful They were to fucking Spain Yeah and they spend it doing like supervised masturbation

Instead of going and getting it like some tappas They probably did both They probably went and had some, like, beautiful vermouth rossos. They enjoyed some tepennard. Some pincos. Yeah. And then they go back, you're like, okay, you can take the cage off. But we're going to watch you masturbate, which you hate, by the way.

And it's going to be really stupid and gross. You masturbate really stupid, by the way. They had a beautiful, erotic European holiday. You're doing it wrong. You're doing it wrong. That's how you masturbate? That's how you masturbate? I thought there was only, I thought there was only one way to do it.

But turns out now seeing you do it like that, there's a stupid way to do it. Now, hold on a second. You never got to come masturbating like that. Yeah. Fellas, we all know that awful feeling when your bull turns to your wife and says, He does it like that? Does it like that? That's never got to work.

Does he know? Yeah, look at what he's doing. Look how he's doing it. Oh, my God. He only learned how to masturbate from reading books. Has he ever? My wife's boyfriend's sitting me down and giving me the talk. Yeah, like, you were.

Don't do backhand. That's insane. Look, we all tried backhand. It didn't work. You've got to move on, brother. He's doing it overhand style, and I saw that you rubbed your hands in the dirt outside before you started. We got some stuff to talk about, a little buddy. It is hard to get a UTI as a person with a penis, but not impossible.

Not impossible. Look, try hard enough. I was also spanked by him when getting irritated with my wife on holiday and back chatting. She started to let me go around her friend's houses to clean and do chores for them. Again, you've got to, like, surely you and your friends all have to be on the same page with this as well, right? Because you can't be like, is it okay if my husband comes around and cleans out your garage? Nothing sexual. He will be as hard as a diamond the whole time.

Yeah, he can't come, though. Yeah, he's locked up. He's going to be screaming the word, please. But he will clean your house. Well, I'm being downsized for my chastity cage also I didn't realize you had to do that Like going back to the shop and putting your dick in the like measuring device They slip the ring on and say okay you're going down from a Q to an O today

So the brand cock device Yeah It's like the brannic device No idea sorry It's the thing they use the sliding tool they use to measure the size of your foot at the shoe store Oh, it's good then. Pretty good. That's a good gear.

That's a good. Pediatrists. Thanks, guys. Nodding. I've also been pegged for the first time in my life. You're telling me you've been doing like 10 years of kink adjacent lifestyle stuff. 10 years, pussy free? And you're just getting pegged for the first time now?

You've been getting spanked by your wife's boyfriend and you haven't been pegged? You've been like, oh, no, I don't know if I might be a bit much for me. He might have only just completed that column on the behavior chart, to be said. She suggested, and he's got his little fingers kind of, his index fingers pointing together, you know, that thing going like, but won't that make me calm? Jesus, it's Christmas. I didn't choose this. Everyone's mad at me.

Why aren't you mad at Ben? Oh, I'm always mad at Ben. I'm being trained to deep throat which is more of a punishment at the moment no it's not you are loving it you are having the best time he's enjoying it I'm also putting together a lot of pieces

pussy free not interested in the pussy getting pegged likes the deep throating getting spanked by wife's husband that doesn't necessarily mean anything it doesn't necessarily mean it but it just might be worth exploring it's just data it's just data though yeah we're just building a map

of information then my room is being converted into a cell. While this is happening, I'm allowed to sleep in her bedroom, but I'm cradded in my cage. What is going on? What is going on? You're doing a full reto? To make a cell? A pussy free cell for you to live inside your own home?

This is like 30% of one's own. Pussy free... It's like 30% of the plot of Gravity's Rainbow. FYI. If we've never read Gravity's Rainbow, I'm not sure if that's true. Well, I've read 1% of the book, so... This is... It is... Lucy, it is. Have you read it?

I haven't read it yet. I swear to God. Am I going to be reading it and be like, wow, this is just like that pussy-free guy that wanted a cell. Yes. It's so funny though, like, obviously because this is all in advancement of the sexual kick, but to be like, oh, I guess while we're turning a room into a cell, you can sleep in my room. You have to. Yeah, you'll force you to be in a cage.

Sleep on the couch. Go on the living room. You can watch your shows until like three in the morning. You watch your shows. You don't have any, like, you got no one that depends on you anymore. You're free. You're free. That time, that couch time, that's your time.

That's your time. You can just be yourself, not your pussy-free self. Yes. Well, how is he not his pussy-free self? Being pussy-free should be a load off your back and a load on your wife's back from the bull. From the bull, yeah. Perhaps. There is a lot of change with her boyfriend living more and more around her house, and he keeps an eye on my behavior and attitude.

It's also been suggested by my wife that I'm pierced next year and fitted with a P.A. chesty cage. What is that? Okay, so your wife might be evil. Cage? You know, we're like, like a Prince Albert, the piercing? I think so it's attached to you. So it's physically attached through the piercing. She's remaking you, brother.

You know, we've done many of these where the wife's just not into it. Like the guy's like super kind of like, I want to do this. And the wife's like, please stop asking me. This is so weird and annoying. This is possibly the opposite. And you are, I feel like at some point she is going to, you know the like the joke bonzai cat things where like a guy got everyone mad because he photoshopped like cats being in jars and then they like say we grow them into that. But you may be the first bonsai human. I think she is planning something with your body.

Yeah, her and her bull are kind of trading you as some kind of play thing. Yeah, you might be in danger, I think. I think you guys get a misread on all of these. I think in every single one of these that we read, both people are far happier than anyone we know. But they are so fully doing the thing that they want to do that life is just like a fucking walking day. Yeah, but then what happens when they all get desensitized to this?

What new inhumanity will be kind of performed upon his body? Yeah. You just get really into something else like golf. Warhammer, yeah. Or Warhammer. They're probably already into Warhammer. They probably met at the Games Workshop store. Called Warhammer now, used to be called Games Workshop.

Yeah. Do you think she lets him have his painting kit in the crate? No, he's allowed just a little e-ink, e-book reader and nothing else, nothing more advanced, nothing flash, yeah. Color or monochrome? Non-fiction only. Okay, I don't want you reading fiction in there. I'll be checking.

Reading gravity's rainbow in there. Yeah, gravity's rainbow, you'll find a lot of parallels in there. Hell, it's a book all about parallels. And finally, we have two holidays lined up. We're going to Japan over Christmas and the New Year, then Berlin and Poland in 2026. So Japan has some...

They will be tying me up in Shabari and putting me into my wife's boyfriends, carry on luggage. You're going to love Japan. You're going to love Japan. I'm just thinking, you've got to check the onsen rules. before you go in. Cajun? I don't think you're Cajun.

Guy at the onsen, dapping you up. You're locking, bro? I don't think you're locking at the other. I don't know you can have your Prince Albert caught cage in the ocean. I don't know if you can. I think, yeah, you've got to just check the rules on the way. People don't want to criticize Japan because, you know,

it would seem whatever. But they do, there's some stuff over there that's pretty fucked up. The fact that you can't have a Prince Albert at the onsen. Yeah, you can't be locked up. Just trying to ask the staff member. I don't like a Prince Arruberto

Don't know Iska I think these guys are living the fucking dream They just had a holiday in like Spain And now they're going to Japan For Christmas and New Year's Magical Yes

And they're going to fucking Poland They must have plenty of money Between the three of them They're converting one of their bedrooms Into a cell Yeah I think they might be emptying this guy's bank account. Oh, maybe.

But they're triple income, you know? Maybe they've got something going on. Oh, they're three streaming? They are three streaming. They're three streaming. Yeah. With Poland, though, I won't be seeing them as much as I'll be out in Warsaw BDSM prison while my wife and a boyfriend have a lovely holiday. In Warsaw BDSM prison.

Every town has one, apparently. You've got that one in... London, that everyone, that's like the armory or whatever it's called. People always use photos of it in memes. You got Osaka jail in Osaka. You've got Warsaw prison. You've got Boko Road Jail in Brisbane. Sorry, are you saying these are all bondage prisons or just prisons?

Bondage prisons when you think about it. Do you know the train station is not called Bogo Road anymore? What's it called? Because they're ashamed. Is it? No, or maybe it's gone from Park Road to Bogo Road. I think it's changed to Bogo Road. I think it was Park Road before.

Brisbane's a Bogo Road. forward city now. It might be. We're proud of Bogger Road and what happens in there. And what happens? Little flaccid dicks getting slapped. I've written a letter to my wife and her boyfriend sharing my feelings for them, brought them flowers and gifts for my pussy free anniversary.

I feel and hope my wife is proud of me and will continue to do everything I can for my wife and boyfriend. I feel really lucky to have my wife and I love her with all of my heart. That's very beautiful. I do want to say that a three-day stay at the war. Warsaw BDSM prison. Three days will set you back $2,300 US dollars. Oh, this is a proper noun Warsaw BDSM prison.

This is a place where you can go and stay and there's like, you're a prisoner and there are Femdom ladies. I don't know if I feel comfortable with it being in Poland. It feels a bit weird. It just feels a bit off. I like kind of get intermixed with historical context. Is that what you're kind of getting at? I just think that like the horrible things that happen to them

shouldn't stop them from being able to have BDSM prisons. BDSM prison. I didn't know this existed. This is a, this is really something. They're everywhere. Every city has one. Really? They have all over.

Brisbane doesn't have a BDSM prison. Oh, Lucy, come on. Am I night? Where are people supposed to go? Is this basically just like cannelling your husband when you go overseas? It is. It's like putting your husband in a kennel so you can't. go hang out with your, with your bull.

We don't want to have to look after on the whole time. Yeah. Him in his cage. He's tied up. He's having a great time. He's eating his dinner. He's having a good time. Look, let's just be honest.

There's a bunch of places that are sub-free, that you can't go. And it just puts a limitation on what you can and can't do. Yes. You go to a restaurant, they've got a little sign with a little man on his hands and knees with a cross through it. Also a bad look for polo, I don't think. Probably not. Probably no signs saying what sort of people can't come into your venue, I would say. Hey, for some of these people, the BDSM lifestyle is kind of like a sport.

We talk about sports in Sports Watch. Finally, our collective favorite subject, sports. That's right. This is from WLWT in Cincinnati, Ohio. Cincinnati Cyclones partner with Skyline Chili to take the ice as the Cincinnati three ways. Let's go. You've ever had a Cincinnati three-way? That's why there's only two people.

Do you love hockey? Does she's involved for some reason? Do you love Cincinnati chili? Yes. Do you love hockey and Cincinnati chili? Yes. This is made for you, Lucy. Yes.

All right, this is like one of those when the band does an instrumental and the vocalist just walks off. Like, I have no involvement with this. I'll just see you guys later. Have a little rest. I like the idea that there's someone who might have answered yes to the first two questions and no to the third. Oh, the two together.

I love Cincinnati Chili. Both at the same time? No! Absolutely not. Never the Twain shall meet. The Cincinnati Cyclones are teaming up with Skyline Chili to take the ice under a new name for one night. On February 28th, the team will play as the Cincinnati Three Ways on the ice, paying tribute to the city's most famous chili dish.

You can show your support for the team or your favorite dish with the team's line of three-way merchandise. Limited edition t-shirts, hoodies, and pucks are available through the team now. Orders won't ship until after Jan 5th. Jerseys are coming due with delivery expected at about 12 weeks. If you guys scroll down in the document there, we've got a picture of what's on the merch. I was going to say, what are we got here with the three-way?

freeway now that could also have a five way well yeah that's interesting you had a number of ways you could have chosen for but I guess three way is like the classic isn't it is that the like default one you guys looking at shredder there who is the first of I like shredder

I like shredder I like his Aldente flow and his hot sauce aura and his fork check Aldente flow Italian rapper Chili power Cincinnati style runs through his veins imagine having Cincinnati-style chili gravy pumping through your heart.

Yeah. Wow. I think that would be a medical emergency. He can cut or twirl. Apparently he can do both. That's exciting. He has a hot sauce aura. He can fork check people because he's got a fork.

Yeah. It's a fork check. It'd be a great weapon on the hockey field, I reckon. On the field of ice hockey. A big fork? This isn't the first time the cyclones and Skyline have collaborated. In March 2022, the Cyclones played as the Cincinnati Conies wearing blue jerseys of the skyline yellow checkerboard trim.

Cyclones are 12-9-3 are in fourth place in the ECHL Central Division. Don't know what any of that fucking means. Pretty good. The Three Waves will make their debut against the Kalamazoo Wings. On Saturday, Feb 28th, Puck Drop is scheduled for 7.30 p.m. So you're going to be watching that one, obviously, Lucy. Of course. Oh, my God.

Three Ways versus the wings. Oh, the three ways. Versus the Wings? You know that? Can I just, I feel like I'm going, am I, is there some sort of synaps that has linked up in my brain that shouldn't have? I feel like that the word three ways.

What? Might have a different meaning. What do you mean? It can also mean that when you've got three people having sex, which is one more than you usually have in a sort of arrangement where it's... Not in a Cincinnati three way, which is just two people. That's right. Cincinnati's got to say,

No, my wife's boyfriend is usually there. Yeah. I think maybe they might be being cheeky because they could have said, they could have been called the Cincinnati four ways, five ways. Hell, two, probably not six. I don't think that exists. I think they're having a little fun with it. They know what they're doing.

They're calling it the Cincinnati doggy styles, you know. They don't care. They don't give a heck. Yeah, it's crazy. Brands could basically do whatever now. They're calling it the Cincinnati FFN. They should have been called. MMF, perhaps.

The Cincinnati four-way bean. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. And then it could have been a bean. He could have just been a fucking bean. You didn't have to invent Shredder. He's already there. The bean already exists.

Yeah, I feel like Shredder's got a bit of attitude, though. He does have a lot of, I think they're trying to go for like a gritty-ish style thing. Yeah, I think so, too. He's very angry. He's always trying to do a grittyish thing. They really got it like perfectly with gritty. They nailed gritty. And no one else is going to ever be able to recapture the magic.

You can only have the world's first. like psycho mascot one time. Yeah. Anything else? Just you're trying too hard. Yeah. But like importantly, it's not psycho in like a MTV sort of sense, right? Like it's not Jared Ledo with the word psycho tattooed on his head.

Yeah. MTV, the like most counterculture thing that you could think of off the top of your head. No, I mean like like the cultural counterculture. Like what like the mainstream feeling of. counterculture is, right? Do you get what I mean? Like, he's so psycho and he's like doing a kickflip. Yeah, that guy's fucking insane.

That guy's insane. While we're talking about the culture, because this is a cultural commentary podcast as well as a comedy current events podcast. Timothy Shalamey. Yes. Have you guys, so there's been, he's changed his look very dramatically in the last 12 months after shaving his

head. He's also rocking an alternate drip. He's changed his load out recently. And I fucking hate it. I hate it so much. This is my like... I'm just ducked up going. Timothy Sheldon. If you just search for Timothy Shalemay, new loadout, I think he'll probably get the thing we're looking for.

He's wearing weird early 2000s glasses. Enormous, what I would maybe describe as a ski jacket. Enormous jeans, shaved head, ratty little moustache. I'm still seeing, I'm still seeing 2024 twink Timothy Shalameh.

He's become something else now. New drip. New skin, new drip. Re-skinned Timmy Shales. I don't like. He's been hanging out with the safeties. Oh, you reckon the safeties have sort of like... I think it's a saffty influence. Oh, he's been corrupted by the safeties? Yeah, that's probably what it is. Timmy Shales, go back to the classics, all right? Stick to what we love.

Don't try new shit. Hey, if you have altered feelings about Timmy Shadoway's alternate loadout, you could let us know by the Bonta Vista Hotline. Let's hear something else from the Buntavista Hotline in the Buntar Vista Hotline. [phone], that's the Bouta Vista hotline. [phone]. That's the Bouta Vista hotline. You can send us an email, mailbag at Boutivista.com.

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I found one I found one And he's out there Looking like the white Farrell Put a big hat on that guy Put a big hat on him You've seen a rap song band He's got a rap song out

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You were never really here I think it's called Yeah you were never really here He pretended to be a rapper And he killed a bunch of pedophiles With a claw hammer Oh yeah As a bit

As a bit As a bit I'm not here I'm not there I'm not there I am I was you were never here you were never really walking Phoenix I'm not there no that's something else no that's the Bob Dylan one that's the Bob Dylan one we'll get through this four people dying at old folks home saying things they sort of remember this is an article said to us from listener Kyla this is an article from CTV in Canada the maritime musician Ashley McIza faces fallout after mistaken identity case. So this is maritime as in the province.

Is that a province or the maritime provinces? Maritime Islands. I think maritime is water. I think it's about boats. He's not a boat. He's not singing about boats. Or he might be, but that's not what they're referring to. This is maritime as a proper noun. Okay.

He's doing sea shanties? He's not doing sea shanties, I don't think. Is he on the boat? He's not, there's nothing to do with boats. Except it might be because it is, I don't know, possibly not. Ashley McIsaac has been a popular maritime musician for 30 years. The renowned fiddler was set to perform a concert in Schubanacchity, Nova Scotia, this Friday night, but was forced to cancel. We don't want to say renowned fiddler.

Oh, no, no, don't be like that. I think it's just a, it's a poor phrasing. Renowned fiddler, yeah. Even if it's not technically true, I would say violinist. Yes, yes. the quote the chief message back and said

we can't have you in our community due to your past criminal convictions and I thought what are they talking about I got arrested once for smoking marijuana

says my guy's I don't need any hop heads in our community no the offences they were referring to included internet luring

and sexual assault ah renowned renowned fiddler renowned not renowned fiddler an apparent Google search

using AI, which has now been corrected, recently described a popular fiddler as a criminal sex offender. Is it because you searched a renowned fiddler? I don't think it has anything to do with that word at all. Did they search renowned fiddler and he was like a sex offender? Yeah.

But the sex offender was another man with the last name, McIsaac. Yeah. Quote, it's a very scary situation where if I'd go into a border, I probably would have been still in jail, says McIsaac. Here's the thing.

Close enough is good enough. Oh, when it comes to keeping people safe. Yeah, when it comes to doing your job, getting information out there, you know. This sucks. I saw a graphic the other day that's like, where do you think the answers come from when you ask AI a question? And 28% of people said the correct answer, which is it's just putting words in front of other words in a way that is statistically likely. And then, like, 60% of people said, oh, from a database. Yeah.

Yeah, it's not. It's not. It's just the word machine. It doesn't know anything. It doesn't know anything. It doesn't know anything. It's just got it. It has no knowledge.

How to talk. Which does not define a person. So let's get that clear. Yes. Quote, I've been a public figure for years. There are stories written about me that are about marijuana and about me being gay, all that stuff. But when it comes to the serious nature of criminal, offences, it's completely false.

It's completely wrong. This dude rules. Yeah. Gay weed smoking fiddler. I don't care what you say. I don't care. Sounds like fun. McIsaac says the mistaken identity search spread quickly and that he is now fighting

for his reputation and livelihood. Yeah. Like, I feel like that's fair. You should be suing everyone possible, probably. Yeah, except that's not going to stick. Probably not. And if you can't get justice through the courts, maybe you have to do that justice your own way. I know you're good with your hands.

...receive justice? Quite dexterous, actually. And a perfect weapon for someone who's very dexterous and has revenge that they need to take physically. I want to try a flail. Cyber experts say incidents like these are known as AI confabulations. Quote, anybody that chairs a name with anyone could be a victim of this kind of AI confabulation

where it takes information and combines it together. And this is a great example of how dumb AI actually is, says David Shipley, CEO of Boceron Security. Okay. You never actually get like a talking head from like a regular person who's just like, oh, this shit sucks. Oh, yeah, this shit sucks and it's stupid. Yeah, it's really bad. It's awesome, actually.

Quote, all it is is a parrot. It just repeats information it encounters. It has no sense for what the truth is or what reality is and it's causing massive harm. Google, Open AI, Meta and others that have rolled out this technology in an incredibly irresponsible way are directly responsible for this mess today. They're all responsible. And Mr. McIsaac's case is not in isolation. Yeah, fuck yeah, dude. Tell them.

Yeah. Speak on it. Speak on it. Shipley believes local governments need to strengthen defamation laws to protect people from AI mishaps. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, this is so... They're not going to because everyone in charge of government

is like, believes that all of the money is going to come to their state when they build a huge concrete coffin to house AI in. Take all the water out of the town. Take all the water, pollute the air. you know, use all the power, contributing new coal stations. But they're wrong and they should be dealt with. As a file with Google reiterated the search result

that linked Ashley McIsaac to the criminal offences no longer appears. The fact that, like, it's just insane. It's insane that we live in a world where it's so fine to have like the first thing people see on the most used website in the world. They'd be like, this guy's a pedophile. And it'd be like, whoa, whoa, it doesn't say you're

a pedophile anymore, okay? It did. It did. It definitely said it for a little while. Quote, search, including AI overviews, is dynamic and frequently changing to show the most helpful information. I wouldn't include that in your statement about the thing where it said that the guy is a pedophile. Yeah. Helpful to whom? Who does that help? His rival fiddlers? They think he fiddles. Now I'll get all the fiddling jobs. when issues arise like if our features misinterpret web content or miss some context we use those examples to improve our systems and may take action under our policies the google i feel like that

there's other ways that your systems can be improved i'm talking about your bodies i'm talking about improving them with a flail or punitive surgery we're going to make you into a crab i love the idea that in this statement it's basically just that like the entire thing is just talking about, like, the ingesting and interpretation of data and how if there's a problem with it, they'll just use that to, like, modify their own. There's absolutely no part of this statement that says anything about, like, oh, and if it, say, destroys the life of a human that's involved,

that's of concern to us? Yeah. It's just how do we take this feedback to, like, tune the algorithm? Just the people on the other end of it mean absolutely nothing to us. you are all grist for the mill we won't apologize to that pedophile I mean not a pedophile I think I read somebody that he's a pedophile

yeah we put all the numbers into the machine and it just works on what's most likely and on that given day given the model given the parameters it was most likely that this man was a pedophile after you make the changes referring to the guy in your statement as a former pedophile

for a while for a while we believe the consensus in reality was that he was a pedophile. That's just the numbers. Yeah, given the weight of the facts that we... It's his word against us. Who are you going to trust? One fiddler or Google?

So much of this stuff. I'm feeling really driven insane by AI related. Oh yeah, it makes me feel ill physically. It's going to get better though. It'd be so cool to go to town on a data center. It must feel so good to like special that shit up with a fly.

Oh, my God. Can you imagine? Quote, it seemed like things changed in the first day or two. But then they came back and there were more ways you can search it, McIsaac says. I want to go on the record to make it clear to people that this is an AI mistake. And if it comes to it, we will have to go all the way to whatever courts are necessary. Well, that's not going to work because Google will kill you before you get close. Yeah, you have something else you're going to have to do, brother.

Yeah. No power. This AI shit is happening everywhere. It might even be happening in the Netherlands. We talk about the Netherlands in Dutch Watch. It's time for Dutch watch. Help me, buddy. I'm from Holland.

Isn't that beer? This comes to us from Dutchnews. Kathwaik urges locals to blow up balloons, not bins, at New Year. Oh, that's nice. That's nice. That's nice. Every year, every year, every year with this, just please, please, please stop blowing it up. Please, please, please.

Please. So they've done like, I think Amsterdam. has a total fireworks ban for private citizens this year and there's a national one rolling out next year but like it's not going to stop it they're getting shit over the border from you know Belgium or whatever oh those Belgian fireworks culturally ingrained it's not happening it's not they got they got fireworks to go up in the sky and they explode and they make babar because he's Belgian drones because he's Belgian yeah yeah okay yeah they got a super army I got a tin tin up there yeah I don't know I don't know I

I think that's Belgian. Where's Moomin from? Mumen's is Finnish, aren't they? Mumin's is Finnish. Mumen's, I'm pretty sure Mumans is Finnish. Mumin's, Spanish. Mumin's a Scandinavian, maybe. Yeah, that makes sense.

What the fuck is? Swedish. Finnish Swedish. Finnish Swedish. Hybrid. The best of both worlds. All the attributes we love of the Finns. Plus all the attributes we love of the Swedes.

Yeah. Usually completely divisible now, unified. The seaside resort of Katwark is distributing balloons to all its residents this week, printed with a drawing of a rubbish bin. European solutions to European problems. You don't want them to be thinking about this. You don't want to be putting in each other. Oh, you're incepting.

Yeah, I feel like, yeah, just don't let them think about it. They're going to look at that and they go, hey, this gives me an idea. It's about muscle memory because when they've got the lit firework and they're like, what should I throw this out? Rubbish bin. Rubbish bin, rubbish bin.

Rubbish bin. Someone places a lit firework into your hand and like ancestral memory just takes over. Yeah, you know. Generations and generations. Your DNA unlocking

bin. Bin. The aim is to encourage locals to blow up a balloon, not the town's waste bins during the New York. That sounds boring. That sounds very.

It's so boring. Like literally, like physically blowing up a balloon name. Like literally just blowing it up. I do that for like my children. Those aren't the same at all. They're horrid, but they have different meanings.

One is exciting. To pay an advertising creative to do this because it's awful. It's terrible. This sucks. It's just like a captain's pick. Someone on the town council's got a bit of pull. They're like blowing up, blowing up. What if they blew up balloons instead?

I've got it. Everyone's like fucking hell with this shit again. Should we think of a second idea? No. I reckon you've got to do this more aggressively. And now this will maybe impact some people's quality of life to start with, but I think the results will probably take hold pretty fast. Pack the bins with more explosives.

Yeah. Pack the bins with... Some of them. So you never know. Some of them. If you get the wrong bin, you'll die. It's like that wasabi sushi roulette. It's like the forced evolutionary virus.

Yes. And if you explode it, it's forced evolution for you and for you and your pack. For you and yours. Yeah, for you and yours, forced evolution. Last year, 36 rubbish bins were either totally destroyed or badly damaged by fireworks and damaged to street furniture totaled 37,500 euros, the council says. That's about $100,000 in damage. $200,000.

How much did this campaign cost? They just bought some printed balloons. Some balloons, yeah. Actually, you know, it's probably quite a... low-cost campaign. The campaign kicked off earlier this month when officials began giving the bins names and happy faces along with a personal history at a promotional video. That's interesting.

I thought Belgium was on top of the Netherlands, but it turns out the Netherlands is on top of Belgium. When they do that? I thought it was Belgium on top Netherlands underneath. I think they flipped it in the 90s. I actually prefer Belgium on top. Peter Prulabach, for example, goes skateboarding and has gone off fireworks since his friend Toby was blown up last year.

That'll do it. My friend was going to say it. They killed Toby. They killed Tommy. That is thorned. That is a brass eye-ass sentence. This bin is experiencing grief.

Hey, don't blow up this bin. He's in bereavement. He's being bereaved. He is bereft. Well, virulness, according to her AI video would like nothing better

than a job at the beach they've got AI videos about the bins too yeah so they've got these videos where the bins have been given robot arms and legs and they say stuff like I love working at the beach

I would hate to be exploded blow up a balloon this is so stupid this makes me want to blow up the bin like can you imagine you pick the bin that you hate the most oh my God Peter Pruling back you're going fucking down

you're going down Dude. You're going to be fucking Peter pulled apart. Officials hope Chris Container. Chris Container sucks. That's a horrible name. I'm coming for you, Chris Container. It's on fucking side.

You're first on the fucking list, pal. Heavy fireworks. Not regular. Heavy. I'm traveling into state to get a special, a special fucking treat for you, Chris Container. Chris Container. Let's just say I'm making.

a trip to Belgium. I'm crossing the border into Belgium to make a purchase for you. Lighting the fuse. Contain this. Yes. How do you like the taste of a King Leopold? Jesus.

An ironic so you can cut that bit. Oh, that's horrible. It's so good. That's getting beeped. Cut that beep back. Happy Upval and the rest will encourage residents, particularly teenagers,

to think twice before blowing them up. Teenagers famous for their empathy. Oh my God. Have you not ever seen you then? You're going to try and convince a 17-year-old that blowing up a balloon would be more fun than exploding a municipal bin? Exploding a bin because of anthropomorphized

as an annoying personality. As an annoying person. Probably from a pre-roll ad as well. Like you've seen fucking Peter Prullenbach 10 million times while you're trying to watch like failed videos. You're going to be. destroy him. I fucking kill you, Peter Prulenbeck.

There's going to be meme accounts that are just like, let's fucking kill Peter Prulenbeck this weekend. Yeah, people posting high scores, how much they can demolish one of these fucking bins. Yeah. Oh my God, I got Vera Voilness. This is stupid. This is not going to work.

Quote, we're showing people that you can blow something up without causing damage, Mayor Nathaniel Middle Coop told local media. The damage is the fun. Homonym. Hominium, hominem, but it doesn't mean the experience is the same. I get that the words are the same. It's probably not even a homonym in Dutch. Well, that's the person that wrote this article would have had to have done some creative translation.

Because translation is an art, I would say. Hang on, though. That means that they do have a homonym in... Yeah, and then they had to find a nice equivalent here, maybe. Because it's a very easy homonym here. Yes. Well, let's find this out. This is good radio.

They might be speaking English. They're very... multilingual over there. When Nathaniel Middlecoup says we're showing people you can blow something up without causing damage

to him I say the action is the juice. Yeah. I'm there to blow up a fucking bin. It's not the same to just pop something else and say, didn't that feel

just as good? I'm here to let off steam. I'd still be full of steam after a balloon. Maybe we're getting the homonym different over here. I think it's blast. for both

from what I can tell That's interesting Like in the sense of a breeze blowing And also in the sense of exploding I believe So there's no The aim is to encourage locals To blow up a balloon

Not the town's waste bins So they are distributing balloons Wee, I blew up a balloon I'm 17 and I find this great And the balloon has a picture of a rubbish bin On it This is so This campaign has some problems

Yeah Why didn't you ask us? We want you to, I don't know, man. This is all very like burning an effigy of a bin, you know? Yeah, we could just burn the bin. Why don't just burn the bin? Why don't they do a wicker man? What if everybody did a wicker man?

I think they're already doing that. Yeah. This is like the blowing up the bins is in addition to the giant effigies and piles of like wooden pallets and shit that they set on fire. They just, they're something in the Dutch people. Oh, they've got so much social cohesion. Oh, they're so socially progressive. We're progressive.

Marijuana bikes. They need an escape valve. And it's New Year's Eve. Yeah. And they will blow up every bit of amazing public infrastructure you've given them because it's good times make psycho men. Yeah. Psycho men make hard times.

Hard times make robust social democracies. Come January 2nd, they'll have rebuilt it all. Yeah, I'm better. There would have been some sort of like super. progressive think tank designed, like a better municipal bin that's like more green and provides like shade or something as well. In nature, we have the concept of the cleansing power of flame.

Yes. Fire comes through and just as it destroys it renew. Destruction is a form of creation. Grand green. Green. Grand green. Dog dark. It isn't darker. They burn the money. It's ironic. And isn't the Netherlands so far from nature?

Is that? Is the Netherlands out? of nature? Is it outside of nature? We don't know. No. I've only been to Amsterdam. Donnie Darko, but we're two A's.

Donnie Darko. Quote, waste bids are too often a target at New Year. Blowing them up is dangerous and a waste of council money. Well, I think your balloons are a waste of council money. We've been on the Netherlands New Year's beat, thanks to Ben, for many years. now and usually we're talking about fingers getting blown off we're talking we're talking police cars getting set on fire all those sorts of i feel like you should be glad it's it's bins yeah let the bins soak up yes the damage so that it's not like people's eyeballs

getting inverted eyeballs and fingers and stuff if you're so worried swap all the bins out come december the 30th put some decoy bins in yes cheap Bins, cheaper bins, cheaper worse, like, decoy bin, cardboard bins. Yeah, just think. You're not, this isn't going to work. No one's blowing up the balloon and being like, that got out all of my primal Dutch rage.

So that was fun. Yeah. Woo! Wow, yippie. Maybe if they'd never seen a balloon before in their life, if it was the first balloon they ever saw. Yeah. Maybe, maybe balloons are novel over there. Maybe they're not stupid and everywhere.

They might be new. Might be new. How about an ice school? sculpture. Yes. Ice sculpture of a police officer or a paramedic. And then you get to, and you get to destroy it. And there's like, you build like 30 fuses going in every direction and you let all the teens

light a fuse. Yeah. I'm really stuck on the idea that I think that there is like basically zero visceral satisfaction to destroying a balloon. It's over so fast. There was basically nothing there to begin with. give them something they can hit with a hammer you know

give them something they can take a stick to give them something they can throw an explosive out where when it goes you know what council sponsored the ballistic gel guys that they use on myth busters yes you know get some of those dudes let them stick a firecracker

in that guy's mouth yeah you know that's going to be so much more satisfying I go so far as to say if I were a teen I would travel to the town outskirts to blow one of those things up. If I were a teen, I'd learn to skateboard. I'd just skateboard. I'd just learn to kickflip.

What if you lived in a European town with cobblestones, though? That's why they're doing this because they can't kickflip anywhere. Get rid of the cobblestones. Get rid of the cobblestones. Let them kickflip. Let them skate. Let them skate. Hey, I think this was definitely an episode of the podcast,

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