Boonta Vista - EPISODE 429: The Daisy Chain Kaleidoscope Cumshot

Episode Date: January 18, 2026

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: One man's attempt to take money from the economy and inject it back into the economy, a magical night interrupted by Bigfoot, a dying man's last grievance, and a question of etiquette. *** Outro: Buddhabrot - Ropsten *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [e-mail]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

Because they don't talk. Well, they talk. They don't talk? Yeah, through rhythm. Hello and welcome to Putta Vista, episode 429. I'm Ben, and welcome to Feeling Yourself, the self-help podcast, all about being present in your body and just, you know, feeling yourself. With me is Lucy. Hi, Lucy.

Hey, I love feeling myself. I love feeling myself, too. Now, I notice, Lucy, that you're actually, you're having a bit of a moment in your life, like the cinema, you're having kind of a cinephal moment. How has it been lately feeling yourself at the movies? I feel like the movies is a perfect place to feel yourself. I especially like personally, I love to go to the movies by myself. Like it's fun with my friends.

My favorite way to see the movies is to go by myself, big glass of wine, sit right up at the back, feel myself. Yeah. I really feel present in my body, really like feel myself at the movies, you know? It's so beautiful. there's so many different ways to feel yourself. Also with me is Andrew. Hi, Andrew.

Hi. Hey. How have you been feeling yourself lately? Have you been taking sort of like a you moment and feeling yourself alone? Or having a shared moment and feeling yourself with other people who are also feeling themselves? It's mostly prostate stuff. It's almost entirely been prostate stuff. Yeah.

It's the subtext. Yeah, there it is. Text. It's gone. Text. Next, Buddha Vista shirt. Just says text. Text equals subtext.

Calvin pissing on subtext. Also with me is Theo. Hi, Theo. Hey. Hey, bud. You were telling me that we were talking earlier about how like it's very easy to feel yourself sort of in like comfortable places. Like in the comfort of your own home. Yeah.

But that sometimes you have to push yourself to try and feel yourself. in spaces that sort of bring you less joy. And so lately you've been trying to feel yourself on the bus. Yeah, feeling myself on the bus. So I've been trying at home, but, you know, obviously the whole context has changed with having kids, right? And it's about set and setting. And so you've got to take yourself out of that, right? You've got to set up the right set and setting to feel yourself.

So, you know, I don't necessarily want to go into the office every day, that bus trip does give me that moment of quiet where I can feel myself. Just briefly feel yourself just to start your day right. Like I'm getting away from sort of what's down in here in my body. I'll book in a like a magnesium float going there. Just for an hour I can just feel myself, right? I think they do ask you not to feel yourself in there, but it's very hard not to feel yourself longer in.

That's the perfect setting. I mean, the music is very calming. Feel yourself. Very calming. And it's just, you know, you in your mind exploring. Yes. What the space you're in and especially what your body is doing in that space. Talk to your body.

Talk to your body. I think it's so important to like take a moment in the morning to feel yourself to set like your intentions for the day. Like maybe look in the mirror. Look at yourself. Yeah. Feel yourself. Ask your body. Was that.

Speaking of a set and setting, I was trying to find something for the tripping report yesterday. Didn't quite find anything good enough, but I did find a guy describing he took a combination of some research chemical that starts with a H that I didn't recognize, some MDMA, and then I think Viagra maybe. And his plan was that he was going to just like sit down at his desktop computer, watch pornography and masturbate for several hours. Okay. Sounds pretty good. But apparently the combination he took was too strong. He put it a little, not a warning, but like maybe he was saying how crucial the set and setting is. Because he went in with the mindset of I'm going to have an erotic central experience.

And what happened to him was instead of jacking off, the drugs were too powerful. And for six hours, he sat a mobile while picturing a like infinite circular mandala of people fucking. Yeah. Just like a rotating circle of. of like guy, fucking woman. Fucking Gondala. Yeah. And they're all like a clockwork.

Everyone's fucking each other at the same time. But he could see the cum going in and out of people passing from person to person. That's really got the Daisy Chain kaleidoscope pump shot. I know exactly what I talk about when I would take like 2CI. I would see like, you know, I close my eyes and I'd see like robots that would like have infinite parts and they would like go into each other and all that sort of stuff but imagine if I had taken Viagra at the same time. I'm also just sitting in the corner drooling with a huge direction.

Pictures like breasts lactating into a drugs are so fucking awesome dude. Drugs rule they could you could get to experience that you're never going to get anywhere else right? Just sort of like you might never get a chair. Yeah. Your legs slowly going dumb. While you're at the most uncomfortable position your body has ever been in, but you can't move.

They should make a drug that doesn't make you into a piece of shit, right? Like when I was taking drugs, I was a piece of shit. Yeah. And I stopped taking drugs and I got better. They should make a drug you can take and not be a piece of shit. Like it's a normal part of your life to, like, do acid weekly and you're not a piece of shit. Yeah. They've got the psychedelics room at work, you know?

You get to that 2 p.m. slump. You're not going to get anything productive. Take a little time in the pop a researcher chemical, you know. I've been lamenting lately. It's in your mind, dude. When I really got into research chemicals, you could just buy them online. Yeah, it's fucked up. You can buy the worst drugs. Yeah, you can buy the worst drugs from an undercover police officer in like the tunnels under Brisbane Central Station or... We can buy the best ones from a place that supplies research labs.

Yeah. And it's like $5 a dose. I think it's like random drugs that I've never heard of. Like what is a research chemical? They're like synthetic psychedelic. So like, so yeah, basically they all of them just feel like a different variety of mushrooms, more or less. But goddamn.

Four ACO, D and T. Last for like six hours. Hell of visuals. Too long for me. Gentle come up. Oh, I miss it. But unfortunately, you can't buy it online anymore because it's a crime. We talk about crime in Crime Watch.

This comes to us from KSL in Utah. Man robs bank, buys food, and leaves stolen money as tip, Utah police say. Fuck yeah, dude. Hell yeah, dude. That's why. It's robbing hoodshed. A man was arrested Monday after police say he rubbed a West Jordan bank, then walked to a restaurant down the street, purchasing a meal,

and left the remaining money he had stolen from the bank as a tip. This isn't a crime. This is undoing. The crimes of society. He just moved some money around. Isn't that what like my finance guys do? Yeah, they're just moving money around. And it never comes back into our back pocket.

Yes, until right now. Until right now. Where it's left there for the server at Puerto Vallada Grill. And we treat this man like a criminal? It sounds like what they're describing as a bank transfer. Yes. Yeah, which is new to Americans, so they're still struggling with the idea. About 1 p.m. Monday, about 1 p.m. Monday,

Michael Grant Robinson, 35, walked into Wells Fargo Bank, 3,889 West Campus Field Drive, and handed the teller a quote, handwritten note that read, I got a weapon, I need a thousand dollars, according to a police booking affidavit. That's not that much. Not that much. We should give it to him. We should lead him off light. Because he's not being greedy.

He also didn't say specifically, if you will give me $1,000, I'll use this weapon. on you. Just stating two facts. Fact one, I am armed. Fact two, I need $1,000. And I'm just going to put these two facts next to each other. Yes. The way this is written, though, Ben, is I got a weapon, G-O-T-T-A weapon, like, I need to piss, you know?

Yeah. Yeah. I got a weapon real bad. Every day I wake up, I know I got a weapon. I got a weapon. I need a 1-0-0-0-0-0. dollar sign at the end. Now this just feels mean.

I need a $1,000. Like if I was writing the article, you could just do like a light edit for clarity. Yeah, you don't have to put that the dollar sign is at the end of the money. Which is how do we say it. Put the little square brackets around there just to show that you're fixing it up. Made a substitution. Maybe he was an Italian immigrant. I need a $1,000.

Yes. Michael Grant Robinson is probably fresh from Tuscan. She ran out of the past. His real name is Migolo. Yeah. Keep going. Gretabius. Oh, I just...

Is that what you think Italian people are called then? I was thinking of ancient Rome, I think. I think Italians were called like Michael, maybe. Yeah, I think they've got Michaels. I've seen the godfather. Oh, they got Michaels over there now? There's got an Italian version of Michael, surely. Michael, Italian.

Oh, Michael's finally. Michael Italiano. Is that the worst name? Performance consultant head of athletic performance at Royal Sports Group. Michael Italio. Oh, Mikey Italy.

Got Mikey Italy over there? Now, Mike Italiano, I can get behind. That's tremendous. Robinson then opened his jacket and showed the teller a knife handle, but the teller believed it was a gun. The F. David states. Well, that's not his fault.

And that's not his fault. Use your eyes. The butt of a gun looks. looks like. We don't even, I mean, even if you'd assumed that he had a knife, that's on you. Yeah, it could have just been a handle. Could just be a handle in there. Could be a purposeless handle, a spare handle for an implement he has at home.

I love this. I love just going to the bank and being like, hey, I need, I'm rubbing the bank. Can I have a hundred bucks? He probably needs a thousand bucks to get his knife fixed. He needs to buy the blade. My knife's broken. I want one of those nice blades. They're not quite straight.

They sit a little aggressive. Robinson was given $140 and left the bag. Now that is. A thousand bucks. We'll give you $140. He's $140. And he's like, ah.

Yeah. They open the vault and there's just like a little moth flying out. It's like, ah! Also, doesn't that sort of indicate that the knife was not a real threat? If he's asked for $1,000, they've given him $140 and he's just walked out with it.

Or she's just like a little scared? Yeah. I'm only $140. scared. I'm going to be serious here. I'll give you this much money. Do you accept that? He then walked to a nearby Mexican restaurant quote and ordered a meal that totaled

$19.53. After receiving consuming the meal, Robinson left the remainder of the money he obtained for the bank as a tip to the weight of that served him, according to the affidavit. Robinson, who police say is identifiable by his face, neck and head tattoos

was arrested a short time later. Ah. Probably probably easy to spot due to the face, neck and head tattoos. Yeah, probably should have worn a mask or something. It sounds entirely conceivable that this man is known to police in the air. Yes. You know the guy that has a full skull tattooed to the front of his face? Oh, Mikey Italy. What's he done this time?

Mikey Italy's down there? Yeah, we'll be there in a while. He was booked into the Salt Lake County Jail for investigation of criminal solicitation of aggravated robbery. Doesn't sound that aggravated. Who's hit up your bank? Oh, Mikey, he's a kitten. He's a sweet. You don't have to worry about him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

He'll go on his way. He'll probably get as far as the Mexican joint. He just wants an enchilada. And then he got hungry and a little sleepy. So I was kind of curious about this. So I looked out what the closest Mexican restaurant is. And there is a place called Puerto Vallada Mexican grill and canteena, just sort of across the road.

mainly seafood and stuff, but I was like, what can he get for, you know, $19.53, including sales tax. These days. He probably got an appetizer. You can get a meal for that. You can get a main easily. But I thought, I'll go one better and I'll just message them and be like, hey, that guy that came in and he tipped after doing the crime,

what did he eat? And they didn't reply. Oh, that would have been so good. It would have been really good. Would have loved to have had that info. Admittedly, I did. I messaged them at local time 7pm on a Friday, so it was probably the dinner rush.

So they probably, you know. Lost in the rush kind of thing, yeah. Yeah. So what was the restaurant then? Pue de Vallada, Mexican grill and can'tina. And he spent 1953, which minus sales tack. I'll get rid of the gap between the soundest word I've ever heard. That's 18503.

$18. So if he only bought a main and no drinks, he could have got the fajita plate for himself. Pretty good, I think. There was also some sort of like scallop and shrimp soup that he could have got for 18 bucks. Yeah. I don't know if you're doing that in the middle of the day. It seems crazy to me.

It looks pretty good. It looks pretty good. They got fucked up sign riding out the front, but I don't think that's going to affect the taste. Oh, absolutely not. If they got good sign riding out the front, you've got to be. spending their money in the wrong spot.

Yes. They should be spending it on tacos. And any Americans that may be confused about us saying the main, like he's getting a mains, look in the entrees section. That's the wrong word you use for main meal. The word that you use that is incorrect. It's so wrong.

It's not the wrongest thing about America, but it is weird that it's that wrong. Maybe you just got a margarita and some chips and salsa. I really like the head of, image on their Facebook page. All day beer are $5.20. Do you think that's like a 20 ounce beer, do they mean? Yeah.

It's got to be, right? So that's like a 600-mill beer. So it's like a bit over a pint. That's pretty good. Five dollar pints. All day beer are $5.20 ounce. Yeah. Fuck.

Plus sales tax. Well, yeah, plus you've got to play sales tax. Hey, if there is a guy called Mikey Italiano who lives in West Jordan, Utah, who has a full-face tattoo of a skull, he's probably something of local cryptid. We talk about cryptids in Cryptid Watch. The residents there say they've heard unusual animal sounds at night, and several ATV writers say they've seen unusual-looking creatures in the distance. The next guest might have taken one of the best ever pictures. on the Loch Ness Monster. Monster.

Monster. Monster. R-O-P. Koshy is in jail now for finding the secret to free money or whatever. Him and Richard Wilkins are cellmates, I think.

Andrew is just posting food from their menu in our group chat now. Looks real good. It looks pretty good. It looks good. Very seafood. Been too much seafood for me. It's kind of a seafood.

Last one. Oh, fried taco. Is that fried taco? Frozen enchilada. It's like a beeria. I think it's Casabiria, yeah, certainly. Kesa beeria, thank you, man. Yum.

That looks fucking good. Looks dope, yeah. I would spend in 1950. We just look at pictures of food from around the world and we say, man, I could eat that. Yeah. And you're feeling good because we're feeling good. I could eat that. Hell, I can eat that.

I can eat that. That's what's up. I could eat that. Wow, that is a whole fried octopus. I don't know if that's for me. The presentation of that is a little unsettling. They've smush fried it. They've flattened the octopus.

I do love... Put them into a big George Foreman grill. Yeah, fuck them. Live octopus in the sandwich press. Yeah. Presentation's kind of a fucking mess, but... Yeah, I don't think I want to fuck with a whole... Flatten-out fried octopus, especially because...

You know how smart they are. You know that they knew they were going into some hot-off. They knew they were about to get flattened. Oh, come on. Bad times ahead. Bad times ahead. Escape, escape, escape, escape. From a report given to Bifro on September 2nd of last year regarding.

Bifro? Bifro. The Bigfoot field researchers. That's what I see when I go down to the bar. People work in there. I think you're talking about the airport. I'm flying in a Bifro airport. Improv.

This is regarding an incident that took place the day prior. So incident took place September 1st, filed it on September 2nd. A lot of the times when we're reading these, it's someone being like, yeah, this happened to me in the 80s. Yes. I had just finished tripping in the forest and I saw. Yeah. I saw it perfectly camouflaged as a tree.

This guy did the, or girl, did the... Thank you. Or they then. Yes. Did the most important thing after experiencing something, write it down. Write it down. Right it down before it gets confused. You know how you get confused.

You get confused when you haven't been taking your medication. On the ninth of the first, 2025, so that must be a typo, I guess, because they said it was. That doesn't make any sense. Anyway, at about 9.20 at night, I was driving with my good friend and I went to the Kettle Moraine State Forest. of Young Road in Walworth County, Wisconsin. Oh, hell yeah. Going with your good friend to the forest? And we're both 19, by the way.

Okay, I think I've seen this one. Yeah. I parked my truck on this little dirt parking lot that was about 20 feet by 20 feet. Keep in mind, we pulled the truck into the parking spot, and from the back bumper of the truck road, it was about 15 feet maybe. When we parked the truck,

my friend who was sitting in the passenger seat next to me, he looks over and says, man, I don't know if we should be here. I feel like we're being watched. Oh. Sometimes that makes it all the more fun, right? Yeah. Sometimes it's easier to feel yourself

if someone's seeing you do it. Yeah. I felt the same way deep down, but I told him, nah, dude, let's go. We'll be fine. Sometimes you go to listen to your friend when they say that they've got the willies.

Well, and it's all a matter of like, all of us, when we're out there doing something, we're engaged in constant risk assessment, You know, we're thinking, what's at stake here? You know, what do we stand to, what do we stand to lose? What are the risks? And I assume that. Where we can see all the exits.

I assumed that they were there for something really important. And even though they both felt really unsettled and a bit worried about something, this guy was like, no, we came here for business. Yes. And we're going to get to our business. You're leaning over to fix his hair, right? Like just sort of, it's come out a little bit. Brushing it out of his eye.

You just want to kind of tuck that. behind his ear and he goes, it pushes you away. And you feel like immediately like hot in your face. Like, I thought, you know, I just like, but then he sees you and he's like, no, look, hang on. Don't, it's fine. I've just got the hebi-jeebies. I've just got the wili-jibis.

And you're like, are you sure it's just the hebi-jibis or is it like what? And he's like, no, no, serious to, serious to God, dude. I've got the hebi-jibis. Yeah, I've got the willies, dude. Something's giving me the wheelies around here. I'm into this too. but I have the willies. Okay?

Can we just deal with the willies first and then we'll, oh, hey, wait a second. Hey, I need to explore this in the fullness of time. Yeah. And right now, I can't do that with the pressure of the willies, the hebi-jeeb-jeebies, the skin crawlies. You know? I can't do it if Bigfoot's going to jack off to it. But first we got to get to our important business. What was the important business, Ben?

So we got out of the truck and got out the bottle rockets we brought to shoot around on the road to have some. heartless fun. Okay. All right, fuck these guys. This is fucking awesome. Two hot 19 year old dudes, best. We don't need it.

Just going into the woods to shoot off some bottle rockets. Yeah. To start some forest fires. You, me, the open roads and bottle rockets. 920 a night in the forest. The thing is, yes, we both feel like maybe we're being washed. Yes, we feel an ambient sin of danger, but also man, I was working 12-hour shifts of the wah-wah all week.

Yeah. And these bottle rockets have been burning a hole in my duffel bag at home. It's all I could think about. Don't go to the forest for a week. You go to the fucking, what's the thing they go in America where you can drive down to the big stormwater drains? It's just a stormwater drain, right? You're talking about like the drainage system in like L.A. In L.A., yeah. Drive down to the L.A. drainage system set off some bottle rockets down there.

Where they do the drag Where they do the grease Where they do the grey stuff God Movies are so awesome I love the movies Nowadays you can bring a scar band All right

I bet they have the LA Drainage system in Wellworth County Wisconsin Yeah They probably got the equivalent Probably We shot bottle rockets off for a good 20 minutes when it all happened

Oh Okay. All right. So the bottle rockets are just getting us sort of letting loose. We're kind of getting a bit relaxed here. We're smiling. I'm smiling, he's smiling. We look at each other and we kind of smile, but it's not quite about

the bottle rockets anymore. It turns out that shooting off bottle rockets for 20 minutes can attract attention. I don't know how anyone found us out here that night. I was standing next to my friend grabbing more fireworks off the

driver's side seat. I finished grabbing what I needed and I went towards the back of the truck from the driver's side door to shoot them off by the road. As I was walking back, I heard something walking in the grass across the street from us. I looked up and saw a large white and grayish black shape moving.

White and grayish. White and grayish black. Sorry. Grayish black. That was my address. Okay. My eyes weren't adjusted yet because I was by the light in the truck. Also, I've been staring at exploding firework for 20 minutes. Streaks behind my eyes.

I tried to reason it was a deer or something, but why would a white deer approach two guys shooting off bottle rockets making tons of noise? Why indeed? Weird deer. And plus this deer is standing on two feet. Yes. And it's ripped.

I looked at it and I saw a leg step out on the road across the street from me, an almost human-looking leg. almost like it might have been a human. It could have been a guy. He walked like a guy. He looked kind of like a guy and had the gate of a guy. He stared at us in the matter of a guy. And from what I could see of the leg that was in the light, it looked like a guy's leg.

A guy that worked out. Then I saw a large object start walking on the street from the left until it was right across from me. While this was happening, I was trying to figure out what it was because I couldn't make it out because of the darkness. Finally, it stopped walking. and just was looking at me across the street. My eyes started to adjust and I saw a very, very large, upright figure with white and blackish grey hair. John C. Riley.

Who played Bigfoot in... The Tenacious D movie? The Pick of Destiny. And he also played a lesser role of Bigfoot in the Tenacious D series on HBO before they ever made a movie. All right. Fucking Big Tenacious D heads. Yeah, he's got somebody's subscription to HBO Max and I was like,

they got Tenacious D on here. Jack Black, he, he betrayed the spirit of Tenacious D. You blew it up, Jack Black. You blew it up, Jack Black. You can't, if I ever see a clip of you on a panel show, I don't care how charming your anecdote is. Get the fuck out of here. Get a haircut.

I'm not going to skip a shirt. I'm not going to skip your episode of X-B-B-B-Dib-Doo. Put on a collared shirt. You look like a slob. Kyle, I will defend you. I will protect you, Kyle, unless it turns out you're weird about trans folk or something and then we will dump you.

Tell us your beliefs, Kyle Gas. And if you pass the test, I pledge to you my sword. Yeah. I immediately reach back and grab my friend and pointed at the figure and yelled, What's that thing? Hey, don't call me that. My friend, my friend,

looked over at it but his eyes weren't adjusted, but he saw the top of the head and shoulders. It started to walk towards me slowly, almost in an intimidating manner, approaching me without an ounce of fear. As it approached me and my friend, it made it to the dirt parking lot we were parked at, and that's when my cargo light on my truck lit it up. It had to have been around seven and a half to eight feet tall. It looked like it was aging as it had white and gray hair mixing in with its black hair. The creature was very muscular and just unbelievably massive.

Okay. Are we describing Anderson Cooper? That's good. Yeah, that's nice. He's really, he's quite big. He's tall and he's got like white hair. He's kind of like weirdly musly too. Yeah.

The thing's face was blackish and almost oily looking. It had black eyes and a slit for the mouth and I could make out a nose. It was still dark with the dim cargo light hitting the thing. Also, the moon was behind it and that's how my friend and I saw the outline so well. Unfortunately, my friend did not see as many details as I. did as his eyes were not adjusted to the darkness yet. Oh, the cryptid had rim lighting? Yeah, that's right, it was backlit.

Once I saw how close it was to us and how it was still approaching, I stopped reaching for my phone camera and just told my friend, get in the truck! And as I said this, I jumped into the driver's side and started the truck up. As I got in, I saw my friend practically diving over the hood of my truck trying to get to the passenger door. Once he got into the truck, I slammed the gas down and went into reverse toward the thing, and it managed to jump out of the way before it hit it. You tried to run him over?

You tried to run over Bigfoot. A sensual aging Bigfoot and you try to run him over in your truck? You didn't even just try to say hello. You assumed he was homophobic and then you tried and hid him with your car. Yeah. Really easy bonding opportunity here to show. It's 2026. Really easy opportunity to bond by showing him how the bottle rocket works.

Oh my God. He came over because he's curious. Yep. What is bottle rocket? Yeah, Bigfoot, light one of these off. Oh my God, let go of it. Bigfoot, no, go. No, no, don't hold it.

Don't hold it. Not right near your face, Bigfoot, no. Oh, he's fine. Wouldn't hurt him but a mindset. Yeah, he's, his face is all black. Oh, oh, bottle rockets. We're all laughing. We're giving him a beer.

Yeah, it's all like face hair all standing up on end. A bit of smoke coming off him. He's not used to beer. But he's fine. He gives us a big smile and we don't. no, he's okay. He's fine. He's going to show him the bottle rocket,

and that's also going to require like probably a good five minutes to show him how the lighter works too. He's not going to be familiar with. He might even have some negative associations. He's scared because the bushfires. You can just show him that it's nice, it's nice controlled, you know,

everything's all good. Show him how that works, and then get to go of a bottle rocket, you know? And instead, what have you done? You're in an F-1,000. The 50, the biggest one they made.

Trying to run over it. Trying to run over it. In reverse, which will hurt him more than if you'd run over him forwards, because he's not going to go up and over. He's going down and under. He didn't even do anything. He went under the wheels. Maybe he thought this was a dogging situation.

He thought it was that no loads refused forest fuckfest. Oh, you're out there in your car, just you and your sexy friend. What about Bigfoot load? It raised donkey fronts. There's always one load refused. They say no loads refused, but they don't mean it. Do you remember how that started? Like the viral tweet that kicked that off?

It was about a guy asking whether it would be weird to go to his exes, no loads refused cum dump. Oh, the weird thing? Yeah. Okay. We're like, well, it says no loads refused. So I'm just trying to fucking. understand while you're telling me to leave.

Can't change the rules because you don't like how I'm doing it. Oh, this is just like when we were married? Yeah, because you're refusing my loads again. Oh, your arms must be so tired from moving the goalposts again. All the way over to jacking that dude off. Are we really calling it no loads refuse? That feels really. He was.

He was, this gentleman. Or the, maybe he's conveying it as that. No, loads for fused cum dump. Yeah. Yeah, I think so. What else would you say it? I don't know. I'm very vanilla.

I don't know. No cum turned away. Jizz blast. All come accepted. That's nicer, actually. Why not, don't frame it by the negative. All come welcome. All come welcome.

Yeah. Come one, come all. Welcome. All come. In this house. Life's matter. Oh, no, don't. We say thank you.

All come is welcome. Come welcome. We burp. Still with her. We came back with my brother and my dad with a high-powered flashlight looking for any sign of it but found nothing. I don't think you should start with high-powered there because it makes me think you're saying rifle. Yeah. We came back with a gatling.

I think we could mow Bigfoot down in the woods. Just wanted to light him up. I wanted to go Predator style on Bigfoot. The next morning, my friend and I returned and looked for tracks. We found spots in the grass where I first saw it pressed down from the thing's weight. Oh, spots? Oh, from the weight. Okay.

Sorry, I thought Bigfoot was dribbling. A little bit coming out. To conclude, I think this thing was watching us as my loud 90s Chevy pickup, awesome, was coming down the road and into the parking spot. It probably got sick of us shooting fireworks off and just got out of the ditch and walked over in an attempt to intimidate and scare us with its sheer mass.

Do you mind? Excuse me. I'd be letting this go on for a couple of hours now, but have you seen the time? It'd be really good if it came, but it's like, oh, hey, guys, just, it's 920, and I'm just wondering if you saw the time because maybe you didn't.

It's just it's a bit late and it is a Tuesday night. Yeah. So maybe, I don't know if we can work something out. Then you hit him with your fucking car. The incident only happened yesterday and I decided to report it here. Many other anomalous activities has happened out there over the years such as whistles, rocks getting thrown, angry growls and howls. Not whistles.

You've got a lonely big foot out there. Yeah. Not growls from the forest. The forest is usually such a silent place. Very quiet. Yeah, until you go there with your bottle rockets and then you're ruining an aging Bigfoot serenity. Why is everyone hurt Bigfoot?

I think America is evil to its core. Yeah, I think they face the others with violence. Yeah, I think that they've been so taught that everything that's out there is trying to take what's yours and you've got to defend it with lethal violence that they see Bigfoot and their first thought is, well, I could probably double tap him. I could take him.

Yeah. Yeah. I could probably put him in a, in a UFC style chokehold. Big foot down to the mat. Get him. Send him ass. Double tap. Went into the forest not wearing a plate carrier.

What a fucking loser chump. Two of us. My buddy takes the knees. I'm on the back. Putting him in a submission move. Hey, if you went out to the forest and fired off some bottle rockets and didn't have an amazing night with your best friend. friend, you'd maybe feel scammed.

We talk about scams in Scamwatch. Warning, warning, someone has successfully or unsuccessfully attempted a scam and must be judged. This is Scam Watch. This comes from WHTM in Pennsylvania. Dying Man, with even less time than most of us to waste, begs for scam calls to stop. These days, John DeSanto's voice is weak,

which is notable for someone who, even if you don't remember his name, which you certainly wouldn't, because he was known as Moose Maxwell, to whatever extent he was known, once had a fooling voice. This is the craziest, already complicated sentence that they ever then nested inside, a sentence with like three other conditions. Moose Maxwell. Moose Maxwell.

Can I read the whole thing to you again? Yes. These days, John DeSanto's voice is weak, which is notable for someone who, even if you don't remember his name, which you certainly wouldn't, because he was known as Moose Maxwell, well, to whatever extent he was known, once had a booming voice. This sentence is like when you're sort of in the third act of inception, and there's three or four layers down into the dream.

Yeah, we've gone three levels deep here. And then you've got to come back up. You know, one of the things you learn about writing is that you have to, at some point, drop the impulse to be fancy and to be simple and precise. Yeah, Cormac McCarthy taught me it was not okay to write weird. I don't know. Cornac? McCarthing?

I don't know. Like just little, he, I mean, like what he's writing about is weird, but it's in very short sentences. Oh, right.

He's not throwing, he's not throwing semicolons in there. He's not. But he will create incredibly tricky sentences because he doesn't use semicolons. He will do these really,

really long, extremely long run on sentences with just lots of. I feel like the later in his career he went, the less of that he did. Like, maybe if you're using like,

Blood Meridian as the point of comparison. But like after that, it's... Oh, okay. Mr. has read more than Blood Meridian. Yeah, okay. First of all, that's like by far as weirdest book. We've all read other books.

It's a good fucking book. Read all the pretty horses. It is just a beautiful, amazing story. And it's, yeah, it's told in this very simple cowboy kind of style. Just like a cowboy. That's how I describe this podcast. That's our vibe. We have a simple cowboy kind of style.

Boy style. Yeah. No airs. No graces. No graces. We left our graces at the door, thank you. DeSanto once briefly lived his childhood dream of becoming a radio disc jockey in the weekend overnight hours of what was in 1987 and 1988. Harrisburg's WHIT 99.3 FM.

The graveyard shift? He dreamed of being a weekend overnight DJ in 1987 and 1988. Harrisburg's W-H-H-I-T-99.3. Okay. And he did it. He still has the tapes of himself enthusiastically encouraging whomever was listening at 250 a.m.

to stick around for another 10 in a row including Billy Ocean's latest hit plus Madonna. Sick? You won't get that anywhere else, folks. Was he thinking Caribbean Queen or when the going gets tough? But DeSanto had the time to pursue that

partly because he was sick. and he was sick in turn entirely because Jesus Christ this is such a weird way of writing Santa had the time to pursue that partly because he was sick and he was sick in turn entirely because he and his doctors believe

of the chemical weed sprayer he used extensively while working at a municipal highway department it was Agent Orange Oh that's terrible That's no good Oh I do you think that's funny Ben

No I don't It's a funny story to you A guy that used Agent Orange at his job By 2015, he was diagnosed with hepatoc cellular carcinoma and aggressive cancer. Now it's stage four metastatic. And he, quote, ended up deciding to let nature take its course, I guess, is the best way to say it. DeSanto said, he's in hospice care hoping to live to celebrate his 69th birthday in February.

We all dream of that. DeSanto said his mind is nearly as strong as it ever was, but he now spends more hours sleeping than awake. He's happy to wake up to see his wife, Raylene and daughter Marissa, who care for him. He's less happy about the other thing that wakes him up. Incessant calls from scammers, reading nearly identical scripts about how, for example, quote, we recently re-evaluated your previous loan request, which he never made. Put your phone on, silent, dude. Marissa can't do this for you?

Well, he's not got long left. He wants to get every call that's important. But you've got to get your rest. otherwise you'll be gone before you know it. Truly restful sleep comes at a premium to Santo said. Quote,

you get that phone call that is an unnecessary phone call and it just totally unravels it, he said, you're back awake. The calls come from all kinds of different numbers cloned from legitimate phone numbers, often ones with local area codes, and ask him to press one or return the call to the same few toll-free numbers.

Just stop. Just stop doing it. Just stop answering the phone? You've got to stop answering. He's going to get calls from loved ones. And then you'll have their number saved. Well, that's true. That's good point.

We get a bunch of scam phone calls here in Australia. You know, I get, I don't know, I'm trying to think of how many phone calls are week. The phone's ruined. Yeah, I don't have, they ruined the phone call. Phone call's done. I don't have a landline in my house. Put it on the pile. And we just have iPhones and whatnot.

I feel like it would be weird if you did, Android. Yeah. No, actually I did at some point because I was like, oh, we should have a, we should have a phone in the house. Like in case we're out of the house and the kids want to make a call or whatever. And so I got a phone. I went around like trying to because I think I've got like one phone port in my house that is connected to my modem. And as soon as I was like, oh, what if I wanted to connect another phone to something? That's got to be a whole thing. I'm going to be getting someone out of my house running other lines and stuff. I don't want to do all that. I did have spare SIM cards though. And one day, we dream of them inventing a wireless phone. A wireless phone. Don't you just have to get the thing that splits it into the two signals? So one's for the router and ones for the phone. It's just like a little...

No, they don't carry it on the phone line anymore. There's no... They don't carry it on the phone line anymore. They don't care it. It used to be your phone line carried phone. No, I don't know what they're putting the phone. They don't put it on the phone line anymore. It's all digital.

But I did get... There's no analog phones anymore. It's a fucking digital now. I did get a phone that just looks like a regular phone. ruined everything. But they get a phone that just looks like an old, old-timey push-button phone. Oh, but it's VoIP?

And you can, no, you can put a SIM card into my ISP doesn't do VoIP. Oh, with that would VoIP? I'm hearing VoIP is chopped. I'm going VoIP-less this year. And you can put it just a SIM card into this phone and it just sits there like a normal phone. But then that kind of stopped being useful when I immediately have to turn the ringer off

because I just started getting scam phone calls in my house all the time. I was like, I don't need this. Scammer is. Schemmer, it turns out they pray on people who still have landlines. Even if it's a pretend landline. Yeah. That's right. They know.

They know somehow. They know. They know. They know the format. They can tell if your phone's, if your phone call's all curly, you're fucked. Yeah. Oh, they've got to get you so bad. By all reports from people out of the US, they're just like, yeah, nobody answers their phone.

Nobody answers their phone. You're getting, however many calls. We're not answering our phone anymore. The phone is done. I think sometimes you do answer it and then you just go, oh, for fuck sake. You yell that at the cafe that you're at because you thought it was someone trying to deliver to the bar

while you're not there, but in fact it's someone saying that there's a warrant out for your arrest. Yeah. And you're like slamming the hang up button and then you're like shaking your head at your phone in the cafe. And I'm pointing at my phone. I'm shaking my hand. This, you guys know about it.

It's no good. Yeah. Out for 2026. You finish your beer and you hop in your car. Going wipeless. The calls come from, I've already said that. One came while ABC 27 was visiting to Santo. Quote, Erica sounded live, complete with arms and ours

as if she was gathering her thoughts. Alas, she didn't respond when a reporter tried to speak with her. Her name, company and phone number, she provided on the recording, came up in a quick internet search of scam businesses. So did we need reporters there to verify that this guy is getting phone calls that aren't actually from someone that he knows with his best interests at heart? Did we need special journalism for that?

He's like a sick old guy. They have to send in some young guns who know how to Google stuff. Shouldn't they know that he's sick and old, know not to call him? Yes. Pray on the young. Telephone scams are an industry-wide problem. DeSanto's phone service happens to be with AT&T. quote AT&T customers can use the AT&T Active Armor app company spokesman

Karen Toomey told ABC 27 News via mail How come we got to have the app? Can't you guys have the app? Why don't you have those buildings that you have, the exchanges? The big buildings? Put the app in the building. What's in there? We can't tell.

There's no windows. Put the app in there. You've got all those empty floors now probably because everyone's gone to VoIP. So you probably don't need all the copper. Put the app in the empty floors. It does seem like it would be more effective for them to do something about it at the phone call factory. At the phone call, where the phone calls happen. Rather than me, I'm way downstream from where the phone calls are starting.

They've got to bring back operators. Yeah. Send my phone call to an operator first. Someone wearing like a... I don't have like... I put the sleeves cut off. $5 extra a month. But they've got tattoos and piercings and like pink haircuts.

Yeah, and they've got... It's like a little twink with a septum piercing. They got chewing gum. What else? Yep. Improv. Toomey said phone users could always block individual numbers, but the chance of getting a call again from the same number are low.

A better technique, she said, is to give special ring tones to people you know and pay less attention when you hear the standard ring. That's not solving his problem, you dumb, broad. That's not. Because it's still allowed noise. it's still waking him up. It's not even the best solution

for the things that he has at hand. You put it in Do Not Disturb mode with known callers come through the D&D mode, right? And then it's not even going to ring. Yeah. Except when his beautiful daughter rings him and say, hey, Hey, Pop.

Hey, Paul. You still get in those phone calls and he says no. It turns out there was a very simple fix. I listened to a guy on a podcast. A guy on podcast. So if you're on Android, you go to settings.

There's a little search bar in there that you can kind of type do not to serve in there. One of the options in there is going to be, yeah, allow phone calls that are in your contacts to come through. In iOS, it's probably very similar. There you go. Yeah, you're dying idiot. Take that advice.

Let's get me over there to pretend to be a journalist. Oh, my time is precious. You are getting phone calls, and then I will just kick the cord out of the wall before I leave. and I'll say Is that someone on your lawn Trying to make a phone call right now And when he turns around

I'll just unplug it quietly And say hey great talking to you I hope this clears up Yeah And shockingly it will I have a good feeling That this is all going to go away I say after I snip the cord

While pretending to retire my shoelaces Next to the wall socket Hey I phoned them up and said Stop calling my buddy Leave him alone He's a sick man This is Moose Maxwell And he's the Moose Maxwell

You might not remember You might not remember But you may Sort of the shadow of the moose now Yeah Which you might remember Which you certainly wouldn't In his day he could

He could leap Like a moose Yes We're also just skipping over That he's letting nature Take its course With the kids Some people don't

Some people Like it's like You do stage four Your chances are low You want to spend the last you know, six months of your life, getting chemo. I thought he might be doing like homeopath stuff. Homeopaths stuff.

He's just drinking his own urine. When he says letting nature take its course, its course is to cure cancer. Pouring urine into his eyes. He's not talking about like the way of all flesh. He's talking about the way of drinking piss. The way of all piss. Literary references.

smart people stuff. Yeah. Another useful tactic. Some phones now have the ability for screening phone calls where the caller has to actually state their name and purpose before it actually rings your phone, said Jonathan Wiseman, a principal lecturer at the Rochester Institute of Technologies Department of Cybersecurity. That will still ring the phone.

It doesn't solve the problem. He's saying the phone is waking him up from his restful slumber. And now the first thing he is when it brings up is. like Brian scam. Yeah. Hello, this is Brian? You're receiving a call from

and then just 30 seconds of Mandarin Chinese. Yeah. Newer iPhones and Android models appear to have that option, which an ABC 27 news reporter added to his phone, which seems to work well. The reporter helped DesaSaid

what do you mean? They fixed his local man problem fixed. I love this. This is great. I think sometimes reporting the news, is just fixing it. You think that most reporters now believe that they have, their role is just to report history.

They can't touch anything. They're like time-traveling rules. Whereas this one is like, oh, how, can I just look at your phone for in a second? I'm going to damn the course of personal history here. Yes. I'm going to change things. I'm going to divert the stream by making your scammed filter on the higher setting. Yeah.

One of the few good things about being in this condition, said to Santo, who still has a sense of humour despite it all. Oh, that's good. Sorry, I need to do that reading again. One of the few good things about being in this condition, said to Santo, who still has a sense of humor despite it all? That's worse. There's a question mark there.

I would maybe argue that based on the existence of this article, that he doesn't have a great sense of humor about. He seems to really not be enjoying it and complaining a lot. He's kind of mad. He's not expecting any further calls from doctors. Because he's past the point of getting better. None of the phone calls are from doctors. All right.

It's kind of sad. Yeah. DeSanto said he would like to see more aggressive enforcement by agencies like the FTC and FCC. Quote, they move slowly, DeSanto said, I won't be here to see the results. This pisses me off because I hate that we've lost the phone, but what about this guy who just wants to sleep and to talk to his loved ones and you guys aren't doing shit about it.

He's getting calls from fucking scam Brian every day. Scam Brian again. I don't believe that there's nothing that we can do about this. I just think that everyone's fucking distracted by AI. How did we lose a handle on this? How did this happen? Like even if you're like faking what the number shows up as, can't they tell where it's coming from before it connects to the

the thing, like the tubes and the pipes and all the cables and shit, don't they have like a big screen that says, oh, that one house that has like 10,000 mobile phones in it, all plugged up like those people are using to play Pokemon Go. We know you got the predator drones from all the wars and stuff that you're looking to do something with. Yes. Why don't we bomb the scam proxy houses?

Can't you triangulate them or something? Can't you do like the 90s FBI? The movie stuff. I've got the technology, probably for quadrangulate now. Eliminate the tango. Don't limit it. Don't limit it three. Sorry if you work at a scam house.

You know, everyone's got to have a job. Everyone needs a job. Honestly, like, it is a moral good, I think, for people in the Global South to be extracting money from dumb westernists. We took the resources. You can take our time. Also, there's that, like, super depressing stuff where a lot of people in the scam call centers are, like, being coerced to work there as well. You're not to black.

It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. People are doing... You're not seeing the benefits of the profit here either, right? You're not even getting the scam profits. You're not even getting the scam profits. I bet that's going back to a fat cat in freaking Beverly Hills.

Yes. it's probably exactly like the beekeeper you know it's probably a millennial is probably getting all the money and stuff all their millennials in there aren't they yeah and that was such a fucking great choice that they made we're making that movie

like you know at some point at some point Hollywood was like oh we still want to have like bad guys in the movie but it's a bit like we've realized it's yeah Obama's president we can't have all the gangs be like you can't just have like an Asian gang of bad guys

they can't all just be Arabs you know we need a beautiful multiracial coalition it's not clear how they got together yes or what they're unifying what the stuff is but the important thing is that you can't point at them and say that is a gang of ex-ethnicity

can't do that anymore I'm not saying anything and when they made the beekeeper they said for nothing They said, you know what? Maybe it's rich guys. Yeah. I think it's all rich.

Same thing. The same thing with the huge millennial sort of hipsters from like the 2016. And they're wearing very, they're wearing the kind of clothes that make you go, oh, I hope somebody breaks this guy's arm. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's just a guy that looks exactly like Max Landis getting cut in half with a katana. Fuck you and your dad. But at least you could always fall back on making them South African. And no one will be like, hey, hey, he's up. We can do that any time.

No one's ever gotten in trouble for a South African villain. No. Andy Circus in bloody, what's it called? In the Marvels. He was a South African in the Marvels. He was a South African operator. Yeah, he was like. Nasty man.

Ulysses Clare. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah, in the one with Ultron. Terrible man. Yep. They give him a robot arm, but, uh,

In the comic books, he has like a little sonic emitter for a hand. And he can craft beings out of sound. What? Why? I haven't seen it. I didn't know you were a Marvel girly. No, I'm a Wikipedia psycho. Yeah, dude.

How good is reading Wikipedia. I don't read comics. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. The backstory of all Marvel characters on Wikipedia. That's me reading like the fucking law for Lord of the Rings. I'm never going to read the Silmarillion. You're like a, you're a grown adult.

Like you could probably get through the Silver Alien without it being too hard. I am. I need to get through the same. But I'm incapable of reading books at the moment. I'm half, no, a quarter of the way through Hummingbird Salamander. And I may not make it. It's so good. It moves along at such a clip.

It does. I should reread Hummingbird Salamander. Ben, the Marvel character he's based on is the son of a Nazi war criminal. He was sent by Adolf Hitler into Wakanda to steal their secrets. sent by Hitler to Wakanda. Sent by Hitler. He later becomes a physicist working in the field of applied sonics,

make some stuff. Later, he resurfaces with a sonic emitter slash gun on his right wrist as a replacement prosthetic device for his missing hand that can create any kind of object or creature he can conceive

using only sound. And it's not very true to reality because in reality the US government would have hired him. Yes. Immediately they would have paired with him in there. He is also. created a device that turns him

into a being composed solely of sound making him immortal in the process cool trick in the movies though they went what if he was just a South African guy I wonder if he was a South African guy and he was kind of grubby he's always sweaty dirty and kind of meme South African grog

yeah it's also kind of true that with this podcast we can create anything just using sound and we do that by chatting about stuff and we chat about stuff it's stuff we should chat about Come some stuff we should chat about. Stuff we should chat about.

Boom to list of stuff to chat about. Stuff we should chat about. Yeah, come some more stuff to chat about. We're chatting about stuff, baby. Okay. So, you've got, people are coming over to your house for the first time, like friends that have not seen your house before. And you're giving them a tour of the house.

This is the kitchen. This is the living room. Here is the bathroom. Do you include your bedroom as part of the tour? I did. You have to. You did. Because you have an auxiliary bathroom.

Which is crazy. Yeah. Or an on suite. An onsuit is crazy. But it's an onsuit with like no door, right? It's a door as on suite. It's a door as on. That's just how they build.

If you get a new office, it's open plan. You get a new house. It's not a new house. But if you, like, this is how they build them now. You don't, you get an onsuit without a door on. He's got him by the ropes. Look how defensive is. It's fine that it doesn't have a door. Always remember your bedroom for that reason.

Yeah. I do because the bedrooms are on the top level of our house and they have the best view. Yeah. I've seen your bedroom, I think, actually. Yeah. And I've seen your bedroom. Yeah. And I guess I've seen yours.

To me, you're, okay. I've got a very small apartment. My bedroom is not off limits. Uh-huh. Thank you. Yes. Very kind. You want to lay down in there?

If I had a bigger house than I do now, I'm saying no. I'm saying no. That's your zone in there? Yeah, that's my zone. Which, like, it makes sense because it's not like anybody else will be using that room. But what if you've, like, decorated it, like, really nicely, like the rest of your house? And you want people to see how lovely the room is. Maybe if you've got cool artwork.

Is it weird if you conspicuously don't do it, though? You're like, and here's every room in the house, except for this door. This door, which you shall never see. This is off limits for you. Because that's implying maybe I don't want you to see the sex swing or whatever. Maybe I will remain closed at all times. Maybe my computer room is off limits because I'm ashamed. Yes.

That you might like point at my oscilloscope and it's like, hey, what does that tell you that you're a nerd? Yeah. What is that way for mean? Yeah. Here is my bedchamber and here is you and never the two shall meet. I ask of the only one thing. never touch this knob

and now I must go out for several days I hope that you don't touch that knob I'm gone our friend's new place later then we can see this we won't say this to them

there's no way they will have listened to the podcast they wouldn't have been able to listen to it in time as well that's true and like because we know that and we'll look at each other and we'll look at each other is what I think this is are we going to see the virtual

And where are we going to see that? Hey, where do we stand on seeing the bedroom? Al's a very like, she decorates her house beautifully, but she's also a very shy person. So I don't know whether her desire to be like, check this shit out versus. And she may not have had time to put the level of polish on it that she expects of herself as well.

Yeah, so there's a lot of factors involved. A lot of factors involved. Well, and sometimes, like, when you're tidying up for people to come over, a lot of people have a room in their house that is like the temporary junction for the stuff that you are moving out of the living areas to kind of tidy the place up

some of people have a junk room in their house so it's understandable if you don't want to invite someone into your trash hole I think there is a sort of an implied weight behind having a door and not saying what's behind it it could just be a cupboard

could be completely innocuous but what if it's not If it's piles of flashlights. What if it's the fleshlight room? Flashlight room, yeah. Sorry, I haven't had chances to put them all in all the boxes yet. Yeah, sorry, that's where I'll leave them in the boxes. They're all sealed.

They're all mint. I would invite you to use one, but they're all mint. Don't take it out of the box. Don't open the box. Hey, this was definitely an episode of the podcast. Ponte Vista. Thank you so much for joining. us on another crazy journey.

Yeah. Yeah. It was pretty crazy. It was fucking wild. It was pretty crazy today. We hope you made it out of the other end, changed but for the better. Yeah. What does it kill you makes you stranger?

I hope this episode has made you feel yourself more today. I hope you were feeling yourself for the entire episode. I hope that you have a been. I think you need to take the time. You don't have to, you shouldn't be. waiting for the time to fuel yourself to just fall into your lap

make the time happen make it happen for yourself how can we ever have time if we never make time the Marevindian said that it kind of makes you think but de mister it kind of makes you think

yeah and of course I really hope that this episode gives you an opportunity as you go on about your day to think about would you share your bottle rockets with Bigfoot Yeah. I think most people that listen to this word.

Would you reverse over him with your car? Would you try to hit him with your Ford F150? Would you go? Oh, sorry. No, actually, actually this is my last one. I'm kind of then the packet's empty, you know? And I'm heading into town.

I could pick up some more. Some more, yeah, yeah, yeah. I get some for you and I'll come back. Yeah. But if you want to let some off, it's kind of like, from my perspective, it's good to know beforehand,

like ahead of time. Because I have a certain, if I'm going to drive all the way out here at 9, 15 at night. I need to know that it's going to be worth my while in terms of like bottle rockets per minute. Yeah. Like I totally would have been cool with it if you'd told me in advance. Like that would have been super fine.

I just need to know. So I can plan. My guy's got like a hundred dollar minimum on bottle rockets just to get him on the phone sort of thing, right? Like he doesn't want. He doesn't like time wasters. Doesn't like tire kickers. Yes. He's bottle rockets.

Hey, do me a favor. Don't kick my fucking tires. Yeah. yeah yeah yeah spit in my mouth instead we also

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