Boonta Vista - EPISODE 446: A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Airbnb Fuckfest In Branson, Missouri

Episode Date: May 24, 2026

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A bus prodigy that remains unthwarted, the predicted fall of Guzman y Gomez, a new direction for Hooters, a clear signal to start Big Boy Summer, a tenacious French bulldog, and an unforgettable trip to Branson, Missouri. *** Outro: It's Time - Truth Club *** Get tickets to the live show at boontavista.com/live *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [e-mail]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Website: boontavista.com Twitch: twitch.tv/boontavista

You can tell that they're changing a level when you hear you go, bong, bong. Oh, I'm being inception. Oh, I'm being inception. Hello, welcome to Bonta Vista episode 446. My name is Lucy, and this is the world with nothing, the space with nothing. The world with nothing but me. I'm understanding myself less.

I feel as if I'm going to disappear. My existence is fading away. And I'm here with Ben and Andrew and Theo, and boy, are they all big and round. They must be having triplets. These guys are ready to pop. They didn't know you could be 64 weeks pregnant, but they didn't account for the sheer volume of come. These nasty little pass around things have been taking. Yeah.

I'm in my eighth trimester. And if you're my therapist or my in-laws or my parents and you'll listen to this episode. I wrote this the other day. We're all on maternity leave from our jobs at the dick-sucking factory management roles. We don't work on the floor, of course. And I know we shouldn't have got the BBL surgeries while pregnant, but we're all recovering very well. Everyone's also jacking off, hunched over the toilet, Golem style. We live in Ben Fold's piano, and in case I didn't mention it, we're all samurai.

And me, I'm getting to know my own shape through seeing other shapes, seeing others' walls. I imagine myself. I cannot see myself unless there are others Because there are others I can exist If I'm alone I'm always alone anywhere But by recognising the difference between myself And others I'm forming an image of myself With me is Ben Kuhn

Our Dimeo And also a nasty little pass-around thing We have no idea who the father is And oh my goodness his water just broke He is splashing that shit around Wet and Wild style Hey Ben how is that pussy feel? or something.

My pussy feels great. Thank you for asking. Correct. We don't know who the father is. There was come from easily thousands of men. Inside my big pussy from being handed around at a party like light entertainment. I see now that it was wrong to let Lucy watch Evangelion, I think. I completely agree.

Yeah, look, it's changed me. I don't know if we've spoken about the Goku jacket. Yeah, but you were dripped out fully. Everyone loved the Goku jacket. It was a big fucking hit. Rocking up to the World Yatzi Championships with a classic Levi's denim jacket. It's like a vintage denim hand-painted goco on the back that I bought from a Korean guy in Sydney. Just the sickest jacket anyone has ever worn.

And the good luck brought to you by the Goku jacket allowed you to come. Roughly what place did you come? Somewhere right in the middle. Right in the middle. Somewhere in the 30 high 20s, maybe. 20s, perhaps. Thank you, Goku. I'm going to kill you.

Also with me is Andrewsson. He's a nasty little pass-around thing and ooh, he's going to keep that thing in the oven for another six weeks because he loves being pregnant. Andrew, would you like a glass of Chardonnay? Yes. Bucket. If I may. Bucket?

Just get you the straw. You got any crazy straws? They're so ridiculous. Oh, I can't eat sushi. Can't draw. Come on now. It's 2026. Let's relax, ladies.

You can't put a crazy straw in a bottle of passion pop. Oh, my baby might get home. You're 150 weeks pregnant. Oh, stop drinking all that long. Geriatric pregnancy. He's going to become a podcaster. Geriatric pregnancy because he's like 20 years old when he comes out. That's right.

He will be. Also with me is Theo, at least the shape that, Theo shows to others, the symbol representing Theo. Oh, fuck, me. These are all representations. Nothing but the things that make others recognize him. He's made of the changing world, and he is the thing that may change according to his own mind. Theo, because you have no existence outside of yourself, you can't figure out your own shape, but I can because boy, is that belly round.

And also, you're a nasty little pass-around thing. You're hunched over the toilet, Golem style. Well, Theo, would you say that you cannot see yourself unless there are others and that because there are others you can exist? Yes, but at the same time, it is a mask that I wear. You obviously see me for how I feel inside, which is a nasty, pregged up thought, basically like full of kittens. I'm having a litter, basically. More the calm Because the amount of come made you like extra pregnant

So much calm made you more pregnant But others they can't see They can't see that because I'm putting on a mask For social situations Sort of survival even at work Et cetera I come in and they sort of say Hey

Hello to the person known as Theo I say hello I'm Theo Right and then I go home and I sit down on the couch and the bottom like three buttons on my shirt got and they just like smash all my windows right because my shirt can't hold in the big sack of babies are going on down there from all the come because you kind of like a nasty little thuddy and a 365 party girl yeah I basically got the the person ball from inside inside me and they're like heads and legs all like kicking out and you can kind of see the toes coming out the bowl

the bottom there. Yeah, what was the question? I didn't cover it. I'm excited to see who they are at the live show. June 13th of the Polish club, bundervista.com slash live. Lucy, if you wouldn't write like an executive summary or like an elevator pitch of the concept behind this intro,

how would you like I feel like this a lot. There's a lot. It's really like existential. Yeah. Big round bellies, lots of cum. You're all sluts. It's a deconstruction. It's avant-garde.

It's a deconstruction. It's a deconstruction. Yeah. We don't need to have a plot that makes sense because it's all part of the kind of feeling and the mood that it evokes. Yes. Yeah.

Coming through, which is... And you feel like this often? You could just rewrite my intro and do like the end of, end of Buntar Vista. Yeah. And like make it worse, basically. Yeah. Introducing it to anime was a mistake.

and we will probably end up talking about that again because sometimes we do that sort of thing and we do that in oh shit it's an update to an old news story oh shit it's an update now this was sent into us by three different people all of whom had ridiculously Scandinavian names absolutely delight including

Steig Prime the first Stieg to contact us oh yeah oh it's nice to hear from Steig Prime yeah you know what I don't mind Stieg Secondus but I really, I feel very positively about Steak Prime. This is an update to something that we first spoke about in the bonus episode, A Bridal Whiff on the Day, and then again in episode 441, The Sucks Offenist. This comes to us from the Sweden Herald. Teenager stole bus and drove over 300 kilometers again.

Oh my God. So for those playing along at home, this is now the third time. Oh my God, didn't we say that he should do it again? Hell yeah He has to He was born to drive the bus Hey steal my bus And drive over 300 kilometers once

Shame on you Yes Steal my bus and drive over 300 kilometers Twice shame on me Steal my bus A drive over 300 kilometers Three times We gotta look into what's going on

With the locks at the bus depot We gotta give him a scholarship Or something as well We gotta like There's a two-pronged thing That needs to be tackled here Yeah We got to get him on the

kind of catch catch me if you can style like using his skills yes he wants it bad enough like he wants it bad enough yeah yeah he's like a

white hat bus hacker yeah they're showing him videos of like of buses doing the wrong thing or whatever it's like you know well first of all the weight distribution is all over the place passengers all at the back

that weight's going to sit on your back axle etc so on so forth you get it also can I drive that bus yeah Where is that bus? Just FYI. I just need to check the bus for something real quick. Oh, I'm feeling sick. I'm feeling sick. I need to get on the bus to the hospital. Oh, we could call an ambulance. Oh, public transports. Oh, sure. Don't worry. I left my bag on that bus the last time that I stole it. Can I just jump on and grab it?

I think I left my phone in there. Shit, he's already gone. He's in the wind. I know the guy who drives that route A five, I'll just take the bus A 14 year old boy has been taken into custody by police in Norway after he stole a bus in Oslo and drove it to Christensen just over 300 kilometres away

It was the third time the boy had driven off In a stolen bus Hey, leave me alone Earlier this year he stole a bus in Oslo and drove it across the border into Sweden In November he hijacked a bus in Stavanger driving around for three hours before returning it in our K-Rights

Task force leader Rune Issyksen at the Oost Police Department where the boy lives I don't think he lives at the police department is taking the incident seriously quite just like in previous cases

we take it very seriously that a boy at such a young age steals her bus and drives it into traffic he says he didn't take it seriously enough the last two times I mean look it's Scandinavia they're not going to like shoot this

kid, right? We should celebrate that. Yes, that's true. In America, they would have put him down by the side of the road in front of the backed up traffic. I do kind of appreciate simply restating that you are still taking it seriously like you weren't before. Still a problem. The police

in the Agda Police District, which includes Christensen, were alerted to the empty bus after drivers reacted to the driving. After drivers reacted to the driving. Yeah, they were like this bus is being driven so well. Who's up there? Stud. That's the most beautifully driven bus I've ever seen.

This is just what YouTube is now. Driver reacts to driving. They're doing like Edward Munch, the scream face there. I have another update to another old news story. This is an update on something that we spoke about way back in January of 2021 in the bonus episode, Eels George. Now, I think you guys already saw this, but Guzman E. Gomez, pulling out of America,

They're done. What a shock. Who could have seen it coming? Who could have called this except for four highly intelligent, sexually proficient podcasters? Half a decade. And brave.

Don't forget the word brave. Very brave. Called shot from five years ago where we said, this sucks and you're stupid for trying. We're the only people who could have imagined that some Australian guys opening a burrito store in America

was unnecessary and they ended up being unsuccessful. A couple of people did send this through to us as well and one person was like oh this is probably like the Taco Bell of Australia right? Wrong. Taco Bell is the Taco Bell of Australia.

This is not as satisfyingly gross but also not as good as good Mexican food. No, not cheap at all. So it's kind of in the middle ground of like... It's worse than Chipotle. Like, it's no good. It's like bad Chapo-Lay, I think, is the equivalent, right? Yeah.

Yeah. It's just no good. I mean, I don't care. I'll eat that garbage. Oh, I'll eat that garbage. I'll eat that garbage all the time. Yeah. In this country, not over there.

Yeah, what are you going to do? We don't have a lot of good alternatives because of where we are and what this country is like. Yeah. But rips to those bozos, get the fuck out of there. You have no place. Ripsman and Gomez. To all 30 of your, like, Guzman and Gomez is. that were strictly in the greater Chicago area

for whatever fucking reason. RIPI, Peter Guzman and Gomez, both hung in the town square. Yeah. Bolli effigils. Mussolini style. Oh, man, rips. It's a muslin.

Rips. Wow. Wow. This podcast is really straight from its roots. Making burritos for Mussolini now. I get this. He hates. them.

And he was hung. What are we doing? Upside down? Balls were on tops. That's a restaurant. We sometimes talk about other restaurants. It looks like menus back on the menu. Looks like menu.

Back on the menu, boys. This comes to us from News Nation. Hooters aims to rebrand as family-friendly restaurant. Yeah. Oh. Finally tits out of Hooters. Tits out for the family. Tits out for the family brackets.

We mean that they're leaving. Lucy, did you know that Houders tried to have an airline at some point? I did not know that there was a hooters airline. Surely you've seen the Hooters livery? I was going to say that sounds like beautiful livery. Oh, the livery? Incredible. Oh, the livery?

They had Hooters short shorts on the plane. that like Hooters I think I think you can definitely call them stewardesses on the Hooters plane They should have put titties on the plane They should have put a big pair of fucking jokes On that plane

Made a special Boeing just for the Hooters airline Show on that plane's midriff It's kind of tasteful The Hooters livery It's not a Yeah There you go Yeah beautiful colours

A little bit classic You know I think they only ended up having like three or four planes and then it just didn't go anywhere, I think, from memory. They were giving out, I believe they were giving out free chicken wings at one point. And for an airline, you do want it to go somewhere. That's ideal, yeah. Chicken wings are a horrible in-flight food.

That is like... Awful. Oh, you scan it all over your fingers and mouth and stuff and just like touching all on the controls? Wiping it on the back of the seat. Oh, the carrier was designed as a flying billboard to promote the restaurant brand, primarily targeting golfers traveling to Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Check out.

The world is so messed up. That's so specific. Primarily targeting a niche demographic, which is golfers traveling to Myrtle Beach that are between 25 and 45 and have a white collar job and divorced. It's nice to know where your whales are. Yes. Like all your whales are in one spot. Yeah.

Ours are on the computer. Yeah. Oh, so they did have traditionally attired in. flight crews, but they also had a couple of Hooters girls just on the flight doing hospitality. The pilots should have had huge knockers. Yes. Pirates, pilots should have had to be wrecked up as well.

Pirates should have had to have been wrecked up. Yeah. Just a couple of buttons undone. Nothing crazy. Although Hooters Air build itself as a low care, low fare carrier, not a low care, farrier, that would be very different. This guy's shooing my whole. with barely any interest.

Do you even care about my horse? Whatever. Although, oh great, another horse. This again. I'm finally done shooing this fucking horse and I look up the doorway. What do I see? Another fucking horse. Another horse.

Although they built themselves as a low fare carrier, rows of seats were removed. from the aircraft to provide a 34-inch seating pitch or 86 centimetres to all passengers comparable to the leg-ridden offered by many carriers' business classes. Okay. What's the secret? What's the juice here? All seats were upholstered in dark blue or black leather.

Oh, that's going to stain. Nice. I was just chipping. Well, you can wipe down the, like, buffalo sauce off them afterwards. I think. Hooters is attempting to shift its brand image, according to CEO Neil Kiefer. Save some ease and eyes for the rest of us, pal. In an interview with people, Kiefer insisted Hooters has always been a neighborhood place, but wants to make it more friendly to everybody.

Okay. How are we going to do that? So like an apple bees? Just like a B cup maximum kind of situation. Yeah, I'm so sorry, we're going to have to let you go. B cup max now. Keep it the same, but complimentary eye masks for wives and children. Yeah, for the youngens and the wives. Kiefer described Hootas as presently, quote,

a beach-themed place that's centered around the Hooters Girls, good food and being an easy place to relax. Okay. It's a neighborhood place that many families frequent and singles and couples, you told the outlet. So what does the name refer to then? What does the Hooters mean? What's the Hooters in Hoot?

Ows? Because there's an owl. There's an owl on the logo. They're not gonna, are they? It's just cowardice. You can't be like, we just want jugs. We just want big tits to be the place that you bring your family. You're going to have to change the fucking name because it's called Hooters.

You call it Brest's the restaurant. Yes. You want to go get dinner at Tits tonight? I just think we can take the boys to Bozumes. They don't have the big jug little short waitresses anymore. Big cups. They're Bucups now. B-cup Max at Bazooms, okay?

So don't even worry about it. You think I want to take my kids down to that place, all those waitresses with their mosquito bites? No. I don't want my son seeing anything. Anything that small. Man, imagine you go and get a big double Bassooms burger and it's brought to you by someone from the itty-bitty-titty committee.

You'll be furious. I need to speak to the manager. I'm saving this tip for someone with back pain. The CEO said the company is addressing its uniform standards and a bid to be more broadly appealing to customers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. There we go. Yes. Appealing to me personally. I think the last one we talked about this. I think the position. Yeah.

Is that like they're too far in the, in this, they're already too far in this direction, right? Like, they're just like this PG, not even PG-13. It's not even really titillating. Just every now and then, you're just like, oh, God, those are huge. But you're not, you don't have a boner at Hooters. No. It'd be weird to have a bono of Hooters.

Yeah. Which is like just, just titties. That's it. And short shorts, maybe. And short shorts, yeah. Grow up. Is that still going to flirt with them, though, at the new family-friendly hooters? Oh, that's interesting.

Because I don't think the wives like that. No, but like restaurants without Titties already. exist. Like there are countless restaurants that I've been to that don't involve like a big, big rack. Yeah. So many restaurants are not tit forward. Yeah. Honey, should we take the kids out to a nice titless restaurant this weekend?

Like, why would you want to compete against the titless restaurants when you have made the bag, you got the bag from the tits? It is your entire business model. And now you're turning your back on the tits. And you're turning you back on the tits, which is ironic. They're on the front. It just seems like you've been a huge fish in a relatively small pond and now you're going to be a small fish in like the biggest pond which is every single other normal kind of restaurant

are your wings good enough to go toe to toe to with the big dog can't turn yourself into fucking Applebee's you can't turn yourself into Applebee's Barbies Quiznose We've already got that and we don't like it Yep, TGIF Fridays. TGIF Fridays. There's no hooters in my area

and I have to go around. Survey all of the franchise restaurants and I have to manually find the biggest breasted waitresses and then go there. I want to go back to that. I have to just eat and then try to find a woman with big tits to look at in the restaurant.

I have to pull up non-pornographic pornography on my phone while I'm eating my wigs. Giving my kid the iPad so he can just like look at some big tits. while he's eating its wings. Non-sexualized big-tit lady wearing shirt. It's just not the same thing bringing a copy of zoo to sizzler. Yeah, yeah.

Giving my kid the iPad with a Google search for Kate Upton already filled in. Quote, there's nothing wrong with a pair of shorts if fitted properly, Keefer said. What are we doing? What are we doing? Like a bag of your fit? I don't... Look, what I really object to about this, besides obviously moving the focus away from the breasts, that's just a big thumbs down, I think, from everybody on this podcast.

That's eight thumbs down. You don't want to cop that of the shareholders meeting. What I don't like is all of this hedging. Yes. He's doing all of this like, it's fine. It's fine to have a restaurant where you look at somebody's ass in short shorts and also the big titties, but we're going to stop doing it. What are they just

add an inch on top and an inch on the shorts? Oh, disgusted me just to think about it. You're not putting these ladies in slacks, surely. These are shorts the Zuma's wearing. It's terrible. We're in those fucking ugly like Fred Dirsts shorts now.

I'm mad. I see John Sina shorts. Fuck, that's kind of awesome actually. I think they should re-bring to Hooters with a Zed and everyone's like dripped out in like Zuma. Like late 90s early 2000s. You get me a restaurant where you got got got goth girls wearing Kevin Smith shorts.

Fuck, that's pretty good. And the best thing about it? Really small breasts. Flat, these ladies are flat. Come on down to borders. No, it's like flat as a board, borders. Opening it up next to our borders as well. Well, that's his brand synergy.

And then Borders has to start competing. We got the bustiest bookstore ladies around. Okay. Yeah, let's fuck this shit. Don't make Hooters like an Olive Garden. Let's start making other businesses more like Hooters. That way, Hooters, they're not being ostracized. We're not shunning all of these women for their natural bodies, you know?

Make it normalized. Big Titty Subway. Normalize Big Titty Subway. Imagine, and ladies hate you. Imagine the two girls at the subway yelling at you and they're both busty as fog. This is nasty.

We're not. This is, I think the podcast is satirical. Are we satirical? I think we're satirical. There's nothing wrong with having itty bitty titties. There's nothing wrong with that before I get bad. I actually prefer it that way.

I don't, but that's fine. I have no views. I've never had views. I can't. We can't make this clear enough to you. This podcast likes all kinds of breasts. Okay? We're all hoarding as far.

It's great. It's just natural, by the way. It comes from the earth. Quote, but I think in a dining place, there is something wrong if they're in a thong type of uniform. They're never just wearing a thong. I guess if they were just wearing a thong, that'd be pretty weird. That would be crazy.

That's the kind of hooters that they should be aspiring to, I think. Were there thong-style Hooters girls like in the 80s or something? When were they like really at their cultural peak in the States, do you think? The peak of Hooters?

Two peaks. Hooters? Yeah. When were they at the hard nipple of notoriety if you like that? Yeah, I don't know. Interesting. I don't know how long have they been around.

I think he's got to be talking about a thong peaking out over the shorts type situation because there are no whale tail type situation. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Quote, we're just trying to make it more friendly to everybody. No one's going to be insulted, he added. Oh. Yeah. Sorry. I've just found an article from 2021 on TMZ. Hooters backtracks on new panties style uniform after Waitress Outcry. Oh, that's bad. Panty's style uniform. Kiefer also said the chain's name was a double entendre.

It was acceptable humor back then. Yeah, dude. Yeah. Yeah, we knew about the double entendre in Hootis. You don't have to work hootras, dude. What's left when you take away the double entendre? I think it's just enchantra. Yeah. I think maybe if it's just the owl, what if it's just an owl-themed cafe and there's no entendre. Flat waitresses, owl paraphernalia.

Entondralist name. Big jollis. Welcome to ontondrales hooters. Great. And it's coming back to be acceptable humor, but it was over-sexualized too much in the last 15. in 20 years, he said. So we had a period where it wasn't acceptable to say Hootas anymore?

Like, he reckons we just went through a period where you couldn't get away with Hooters existing, despite the fact that Hooters existed? I don't think it's the name that was the issue. I think it's the general concept of the restaurant, perhaps. I think a family restaurant with like big titty ladies and it is just kind of odd. It's just kind of, very strange to us. We wouldn't have that in our culture. We wouldn't have that in our culture, actually.

It'd be weird, it'd be uncomfortable. I don't want to go there with my dad. Oh, my God, guys, there are Hooters franchises in England. Oh, I think we've discussed that. We've seen it. Yeah, there's like English Hooters' TikTok accounts, like the nastiest women you've ever seen. And even nastier men, that's the promise. That's right.

You're looking at me Knox. Exactly. Nottingham, Liverpool and Newcastle. And what would that sound like? But the Hooters at Liverpool. Oh, hey, I bet it the Hooters in the UK, there's probably some big boys. We talk about big boys in Big Boy Watch. This comes to us from Next Hour Mediawire.

Massive Big Boy number 4014 locomotive starts Eastern Tour soon. Let's fucking go, do it? Go! Tour of the Big Boy? The 1.2 million pound Big Boy number 4014, locomotive, already historic in its own right, is about to embark on its first trip to the eastern U.S., reaching parts of the country it hasn't traversed in more than 80 years. Imagine that by boy, huffing and puffing over a hill.

Yeah. Woo! I'm excited over here. The 133-foot-long locomotive, one of just a handful of remaining big-boy engines that were built to haul heavy equipment during World War II, has made several well-attended tours since returning to service in 2019. Number 4014, the only Big Boy still on the tracks, completed the Western Leg of its nationwide tour in April.

Union Pacific's Big Boy, number 4014, will embark on the Eastern Leg on Monday Memorial Day, setting off from its home in Cheyenne, Wyoming. Through the end of July, the massive locomotive will stop in 10 states. Major public displays are set to be held in Omaha, West Chicago, Buffalo, Scranton, Philadelphia, Altoona, Fostoria and St. Louis. Can I just say...

In the Pacific previously announced. It finally, finally, it's big boy season. It is definitely definitively. It's big boy season. We've been waiting for one for years and now it's like legit official. It's big boy summer, I think. If you're a big boy on the east coast and you've been thinking, am I popping my shirt off this summer?

Yes. This is your sign. Lenina is gone. It's past. Now it's Big Boy season. Do you weigh 1.2 million pounds? Take your shirt off at the beach this summer. Man, you're out there. You're grilling hot dogs.

You're thinking, you know what? I'm going to leave the tank top on. Don't. No. It's Big Bois Summer. It is a beach body. It is Big Boy Summer. Get someone else to apply some sunscreen. Yes.

Oh my God. Two of you applying sunscreen to each other. Rock hard next to the Weber. If you're worried about taking your shirt off, Just look at all of the comments on every photo of David Harbour that's ever been posted. Oh, you mean daddy? I want a man to look like a big fat bear. Yeah.

And we do. We want you out and about. Little shorts, no shirt. Roller blades on. Sweatband on. Sweat band on. Shirt off. Dick out.

Drinking like brown bagging it on your roller blades down at the Esplanade. Drinking like a tall bottle of beer. Fucking hell, dude. Roller skates on. Hooters Midriff on Yes, fuck yeah Smoking a fat, blunt

Everyone will see you roll past You've got like The really old shit Overier headphones From like the 70s That were fucking massive You were wearing Kanye stunner shades From the early

Plugged into a disc men You cannot see where you're skating You look exactly like the guy From the front cover Of the action is go By Fu Manchu You look fucking awesome You're spinning south

Savage garden. I mean, like, you've been waiting because you know that this has been in you the whole time. Like to live like this, to live out. It's always been you. Oh, it's finally time to live like this. And you know what it takes? Is a capital B followed by another capital B. That's right.

Proper noun, big boy, come to your state. And then you will be the big boy there after it leaves. You sign into the BBS, baby. You can be the first big boy. Like, you don't need to see other. Big Bois. This is licensed for you to be the start of Big Boy season. Fuck yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes, Jude. Be the big boy season you want to see. Locally, appearances are planned in Lewistown, Lebanon, and Enola. This will be the first time Big Boy No. 414 has traveled across the Mississippi and into the Ohio Valley since rolling off the plant in Schenectady, New York in 1941. Skinectady, isn't it? I thought that was a really brave.

pronunciation, Ben. Rubble bands on the other claw. Big boy won't be alone on this tour either. Two commemorative Union Pacific locomotives will come along, the company announced. Number 1616, the Abraham Lincoln locomotive that commemorates the president who founded Union Pacific.

And number... Big hole in the engine. 1776, which honors America's 250th anniversary. You know what I've liked? Number 1616, I love 4014. Yeah.

4-4 is my boy. 1776. 1776. I don't think America should be making as big of a deal out of their 250th birthday as they are. I think they're inviting trouble by pointing it out.

Yeah. It also feels a bit like It's like timing girl. Being asked to come to like you know, your grandpa's 100 and second birthday at the hospice. Yeah. Yeah.

That's what it feels like. You're holding, you're holding like an inflatable helium-filled mylar balloon and he's intubated. You can just hear a lot of fluid. A lot of fluid gurgling around. Is he being racist to all the nurses because of the stroke? Or was this, did we just forget that he was like this the whole time? He was like this the whole time?

Fuck. Have you seen all the bits of merchandise that the shops are producing that just have it written as like 1776 to, 2026 or whatever. Like it's the end of the nation? But yeah, it feels very much like it's hard not to look at that to be like, yeah. Like a head story.

You had an okay run. You were born in sort of blood and violence continued, if anything worsened. Sort of kept the slave thing going like way longer than Yeah. I mean, I mean, I did it like, hey we finished it.

Yeah. Yeah. But you know what? Burgers. Taco Bell burgers cheesy gordita crunch Tex-Mex

you know thank you for your contribution your half of Tex-Mex food The important thing is that you can get 6,000 different types of chip The Halo 2 soundtrack Oh my God, yeah Was that guy American?

Which guy? The guy that... Marty O'Donnell? Master Chief. Yeah, he's racist I think Marty O'Donnell is like a Maga guy He sucks.

He sucks deluxe. I was thinking more incubus. Oh man, that song that happens when you're getting in, you're on the prophet's ship or whatever. Far down. Yeah. What's his word that they say? Oh, yeah. It's in 7-8.

Yeah, okay. Follow. Follow. Yeah. It's good. Check it out. It's okay. Check out the moment that that song drops in Halo 2.

It feels triumphant as awesome. It feels triumphant as awesome. My armpit as awesome Historical passenger cars from Union Pacific's Heritage Fleet and Norfolk Southern's Heritage Fleet will also be in attendance as well as commemorative locomotives from the latter

Should you get to see Big Boy No. 401 in person? Thank you lucky stars Should you? Feels such a like an SCP designation Should you get to see Big Boy 4041 Forget that you saw Big Boy 4014? You can only see him

through a mirror. There is no anti-Big Boy number 4014 division. Yeah. Union Pacific asks that you remain at least 25 feet away from the railroad tracks as it passes through. Due to the psychic power. That's right. While some have placed coins on the tracks to create their own elongated souvenir

from a big boy sighting. Yeah, I have an elongated souvenir from the big boy's sighting. Jesus. That one was just on the tee, I guess. And they noted it is unsafe to trespass on railroad property to place an object on the track. Should it fall off, you may become distracted while searching for it and not notice an incoming train. Oh. Okay.

Yeah. I guess. Where's my coin? Meanwhile, six hundred thousand kilos. I'm hyper-focused on finding my coin. Well, actually, my hyperfixation. Yeah. I'm finding it hard to make out my coin in amongst all of these jostling stones.

all over the ground. Knock it off. You're actually right. There's probably a lot of noise-canceling headphones in the trans-spotting community band. If you get to see number 4014, you can find it seven brothers on public display in St. Louis, Dallas,

Omaha, Nebraska. Wait, sorry, why have they done this? Omaha is in Nebraska. Yeah, why have you given, why are you specifying that it's Omaha, Nebraska, so that we don't get it confused

with a different Omaha? There's probably like eight omahas. Probably 500 Omaha's. They are related by marriage though. St. Louis, Dallas, Omaha, Denver, Scranton, Green Bay and Cheyenne

of the 25 Big Boy locomotives that were built, only these eight remain. Eight Big Boy brothers. Eight boys left. Yeah. And one of them still are. They got saving Private Ryan, I think.

We're going to save those big boys. Bring those big boys home. We need that gene seed. Wanting to see that's from the big boy, Primark. That's right. Wanting to see a really fucking big old train, that's only natural.

We talk about natural things in Nature Corner. Country roads. Take me home to the place. I belong to this of nature corner. Rob of Crabbs Sip my dick This comes to us from WVY in West Virginia The boy

French bulldog Found after living in Bridgeport Woods For two and a half years What's he been up to? I didn't think bulldogs had it in them They can't even Just French bulldog had that French bulldog It's eating wolves

They barely survive in apartments For two and a half of course Yeah Yeah, Jesus They say if you love something, set it free, and if it's meant to be, it'll come back to you, which was exactly the case of Miss Alice Pepper. I don't think they were saying that about dogs.

I don't think you should let your dog loose. To find out the truly loves you. Walty test. My mind would absolutely come back. Nine out of ten, hit by a car. The tenth. Yeah, truly loves you. He also didn't really come back.

Like he lived in that. He did that for two and a half years. Yeah. Alternate framing of this article, Bulldog recaptured. Yeah. Happily liberated Bulldog forced back. Bulldog reconsiders its choices. Bulldog spends two and a half years forming new community in woods.

After a four-hour round trip to Athens, Ohio to pick up the newest member of their furry family, the Davis family in Bridgeport had their new dog, Pepper, run off into. the woods when she was taken outside for the very first time. From there it was a very long journey back home, but it was surely worth the two and a half year wait. Oh man, this is a nightmare of mine as well with pets. Like the second, like a literal nightmare, like I have this continually of like having a pet

and then you let it off leash for literally the first time. And it's like, phew! Oh man, there is a really horrible feeling to like, when, especially when the dogs are super young and they just don't have any recall. When you realize you have literally no power, you had a sort of a social contract that you both opted into,

I call your name, you come back. And he can't read. That's right. That signature was meaningless. But like if they choose not to respond, you can't do anything. They're faster than you. Yeah, you can be like, hey, come on.

Yeah. Like, dude, come on, no fair. Come back. They can even bite you if they want it. Pepper was on the run for two and a half years before she was able to return home to her owner, Reva Davis, and her husband. I don't think she was like a fugitive of the law. I think she's just a stupid dog. I don't know. When they say on the run, that really gives credence to the whole recaptured.

Yeah. I think that it just ran until it found itself in a completely new context. And it's like, oh, this is my life now. This is me now. Well, I mean, riddle me this. This dog spent two and a half years in these woods. how much time did it spend with the family? Like no. Like zero time. You don't even know that dog. Like you don't know that dog at all.

It's had a totally different life. Yeah. And also how are you going to keep it around now? You're going to like, you know. And the woods probably changed her. With the hammer. No. Yeah.

I mean, I don't know if this dog is ready to adjust to like housebound life. No. Do you know how fulfilling it is to be entirely in control of your own destiny to like, you are solely responsible for keeping yourself. alive, all of your needs are immediate and met by you, and then all of a sudden you have nothing. That's why the caged bird sings, you know? Yeah.

I was wondering that. Checks out. Hey, why won't that caged bird shut the fuck off? What's its problem? It was an unfamiliar noise that startled Pepper on September 13th, 2023 and led her into the woods beyond the Crystal Ridge neighborhood in Bridgeport. Reva stated she and her husband had tried countless times to catch pepper using every method imaginable

and even contacted different organizations in the hopes of getting help. I don't believe that. I don't think they used a blow dart. Yes. Yeah. I can imagine so many methods. Yep.

Yeah. Throwing a big chain of sausages. Walking around the woods holding some sausage links. Huge butterfly. A drone with an IR camera. Helicopter with one of the claws from a claw machine underneath it, but big enough for dog. Tiger pits, Vietnam style, but don't, really important, don't put the spikes down the bottom.

Just spikeless. I caught him. Oh, no. Oh, no. Beanbag pits, that's what we're making. Neighbors of the Davis family even caught on to Pepper's escape routine and would tell Reva of Pepper's sightings throughout the area. Unfortunately, Pepper stayed on one side of Route 50 and was commonly found in Crystal Ridge. Fortunately, Pepper stayed on one side of Route 50 and was commonly found in Crystal Ridge, and was commonly found in Crystal Ridge.

Heritage Farm and Maple Lake, but still managed to escape all the tricks and traps thrown at it. These are all, these names sound too idealic. These are like new developments, right? Crystal Ridge, Heritage Farm and Maple Lake. Eventually, Pepper made it a routine

to drop by the cat colony living behind Maplewood Health Center and would eat the food nurses left out for the cats. Nice. Cat colony? Cat colony. Like feral cats? I think so. It's got to be right.

But this dog made a piece of cord with a colony of feral cats. Well, I think he's probably like... It's just kind of stealing a food at me. Yeah. I mean, it's a French bulldog. What's a French bulldog going to do? I don't know.

Have a heart attack in front of them. They'll give a food out of pity. Reva was notified of Pepper's reappearance, and Maplewood allowed her to place a camera where the cat colony ate to track Pepper's habits in hopes of catching her. Quote, she became nocturnal. So that trail came became very vital

so we could tell the nights that she came to eat. eat at that place. Other than that, we don't know where she was better down. Vital how? We'd say you could just get updates and then do nothing about them, I guess.

Remember that dog we briefly had? Yeah. The dog that we had for the length of a car trip? Hey, our trail cam caught footage of our acquaintance again. Other than that, we don't know where she was better down.

That was the only point of contact we have with her reverse head. Now, like, if this is a colony of feral cats, this seems somewhat hypocritical to be like we must rescue at home this dog and be like and let's ignore these 40 cats What's up cats?

Who gives a fuck about these cats? It was February when Reaver saw 12 News's story about long spur tracking a game tracking company from Buck Hannan that she thought to reach out to the owner Sean Butler Quote I asked her a question

Well how long has she been missing Because usually the answer is a couple of days and she said, oh, two and a half years. And I was like, whoa, ha ha, that's a long time. Butler said. Well, it's all relative, isn't it? Yeah, most people reach out straight away, but this lady was like, I don't really care.

Let's try the stuff that hasn't been working for a while first. Yeah, I'm in no hurry. And it took even more time after contacting Sean to get a hold of Pepper, as Longspur typically uses drones to track animals, and the area of Pepper was lost in was a drone-free region with the airport being nearby. That's smart. Well-played Pepper.

Yeah, good thinking, Pepper. That's some fucking born ultimaton type stuff. Yeah, enemy of the state. Gene Hackman. Will Smith. Will Smith. Haven't seen it. Don't know.

Quote, it took two months from the time Reva contacted us until we actually set the trap because we had to figure out how we're going to catch this job. And there's nothing out in this area like this because you wouldn't approach regular box traps like, you know, the Humane Society or the dog warden users. So we had to build this custom-made trap, Butler said.

I am buying a dog that looks like this dog. Yeah. You saw the dog for 20 minutes on a car ride. Oh, absolutely. You know, they paid a lot of this dog, right? That's why they're putting so much work into this. It's like a designer dog. I mean, if I'm the guy who's getting paid to track down the dog,

I'm just getting a replacement dog and going, Here it is. I'll be like, yeah, I haven't seen this fucking dog in two years. Yes. I guess that looks like my dog. Trail camp footage is grainy. Yeah. It's been two and a half fucking years.

Also, they were in the car together once. You don't know what the dog looks like. Dog bolts straight away next night on the trail cam. Two French poor dogs. Doing the lady in the trail. After the trap was put in place, it took four days to catch pepper as she was lured in by a rotissory chicken. that the cats and a family of raccoons

beat her to in the first few days. Who among us can't be tempted in by a rotisserie chicken, you know? But yeah, you hate it when your prey gets like out of breath halfway to the rotisserie chicken must have a light down. A colony of cats just turns it into a skeleton. By the time Pepper made it completely in the trap, Sean was able to trigger the door from a,

as far as Buckanan, and a few short hours later, Riva was reunited with Pepper. I like that Sean Butler is sitting there in a command center, bang, like the eagle is near the, the eagle is inching towards the nest.

In her interview with 12 news, Reva stated that she and her husband had probably brought more than 20 rotissory chickens for Pepper once they knew she was eating at Maplewood every evening. Jesus. So funny. In her interview with 12 news,

who said they brought 20 rotissory chickens, but that Long Spurs Innovation was the key to trapping her, Quote, I just got so choked up. It was like two and a half years of worrying and just heartache, but it was amazing. It was like a dream. And actually for like two or three days after that, I just felt like I was in a dream.

I'd look at her just to make sure it really happened. Riva laughed. It was about the end that I realized that I don't like dogs. Yeah, allergic, big time. As of Thursday, Pepper has been home with the Davis family for a week. And incredibly enough, Pepper was still healthy. Riva took Pepper to the vet as soon as she could. and although 25 ticks were taken off of her,

she tested negative for any tick-related diseases, and maybe even more incredibly, had no fleas. That's a lot of ticks. That's so many ticks. That's a fucking miracle that that dog is okay. Also. Can dogs get lime? Like which one?

The real one or the fake one? It's being like, I just realized that the trail cams don't have any sound on them. I couldn't hear this motherfucker. Now that I'm in the same room as him, oh my God. This dog is not. home. The dog has been taken from home to your house.

This is the dog's home. Yeah. The world was the dog's home. Previously the dog's home basically encompassed the entire surface of the earth. And now you've said, hey, our tiny little quarter block in a new housing development, this is your home. They've shrunk this dog's world.

It's fucked up. Do me a favor. Don't shrink my world. Yeah. Leave my world the size that it was. Or make it bigger. If anything, make my world bigger. Make my world bigger. Take me off. A bigger. Yeah. Quote, I think that little...

With a big belly full of babies. From all that come. Quote, I think that little girl had some guardian angels watching over it because this kind of outcome rarely happens, said Reva. Now Reva is soaking in all the lost time she missed with Pepper and it is, quote, treating her like a queen as she adjust to her new family that waited so long for her return. I don't think she wants that.

Why are you assuming that she wants to be treated like a queen? She's like a woman of the woods now. She doesn't want to be fed She wants to hunt It's the thrill of the chase Oh this dog is now At a house Where she's being looked after

We often talk about Another place where people are being looked after It's time for Homestead Assisted Living Watch Oh it's been a while Yeah It's been a while They did like two of these in one week After having not done them for ages

I don't know what's going on over there Our boys Our boys been busy Whatever his name is Is it Brad Brent I was gonna say Brad

But it's not Braden Brantley. Brantley, I think it's Brantley. Braxton. Bogus. From East Idaho News, seniors make unforgettable trip to Branson, Missouri. Wow. I'm not chucking the word unforgettable.

In Branson, Missouri. That's too fraught. It's so exotic. Residents and staff from the homestead senior living recently returned from an unforgettable trip to Branson, Missouri, where a group of 13 travelers spent five days making memories, checking off bucket list experiences and enjoying the very best entertainment

the city has to offer. Oh, you know, they were sucking and fucking five days. I don't like saying checking off bucket list experiences when you're talking about people who are close to death feels kind of like... It doesn't feel good. Like you're kind of rushing it a little bit, I feel. Yeah, it kind of feels like they left the assignment to the last night.

Yeah, fuck, fuck, fuck. I had to go to Branson, Missouri. Shit. The group stayed together. in a large Airbnb, creating a fun and family-like atmosphere throughout the trip. Yeah, like a family to fucks each other. Sucks and fucks. Nasty family.

Really nasty family. Days were packed with excitement as residents attended three shows each day, explored Branson's famous shopping destinations and enjoyed a variety of unique attractions. Okay. Among the trip's highlights was riding golf carts through underground caves. an experience many residents described as both thrilling and beautiful. That actually sounds really fun. That sounds sick.

I didn't know. I was unfamiliar with Branson Missouri's game. Yeah. I am now respecting. It sounds like some real donkey Kong country stuff to be there. Which is the dream. That's on the bucket list. Have a donkey con country style experience before I die.

The group also attended dazzling magic shows, extravagant musical performances, and the powerful production of Davis. at the renowned sight and sound theatre. God, I love being dazzled. You don't need to go to Branson, Missouri, to see magic. You can see magic everywhere. Magic is all around us.

Magic is everywhere. I find life itself to be quite magical. I guess that's just my positive outlook on life. Quote, this trip was all about creating meaningful experiences and helping our residents live life to the fullest, said staff members from the homestead senior living. Quote, every year we plan special adventure together and this year's Branson trip was one to remember you know for the

ones who's short and long term memories are still working they probably won't remember it yeah they had a nice time imagine being close to death and being forced to watch like close up magic yeah and not being able to kill yourself because you're like 93 you're like you keep trying to get up to leave and they're like shh no you got to see where you are we'll leave soon fuck treasured part of life at the homestead senior living. Staff carefully plan each getaway with the goal of helping residents accomplish lifelong dreams and cross items off their bucket lists. Whether it's seeing world-class performances,

exploring new places, or simply sharing laughter and companionship, the trips are designed to bring joy, connection, and adventure to the residents' lives. So you reckon they had like a critical mass of residents whose bucket list featured Branson, Missouri? Maybe they do. Maybe they just left one. person choose every year. It's like where are we going?

Bahamas or Branson? You know? Well, I'm only doing Branson if we can all end up like fucking suck and at the end of short bus. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Big, big Airbnb. Do we end of short busing in Branson? One room for suckoffs, one room for hand stuff only, one room for full penetration. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

To choose your own adventure Airbnb fuckfest. Maybe they'll let them vote, but the choices are like, do you want to go to a work camp in a coal mine? Or Branson, Missouri. The Tococon country experience in Branson, Missouri. That'd be really funny if it was like one person gets to choose each year. Everyone else in the assisted care facility is just like, fuck!

No, come on! The budget was $300,000. Why are we going to Branson? Could have gone to Anchorage. Residents returned home with countless stories, new friendship. cherished memories from their time together in Branson. Do they have new friendships? Like, they already know each other.

They're in their same house. They're kind of the only people that they know. Yeah, they're the only people that they know. Did you befriend a magician in Branson, Missouri? Maybe they just, maybe they needed to, you know, be given the opportunity to open up. Get to know each other and better. To make themselves vulnerable to love again. Sometimes you can, like a different location, like changes the nature of your relationship.

You've never talked to, you never, like, talked to these people because. you think, oh, well, I'm never going to make friends in here. You've got a brand some Missouri spits in your mouth. Oh, oh, Christ. Yeah, sometimes you see someone in a different light in a different context and something that wasn't there before. Yeah. And you're like, well, you know what?

I could probably give her a wet hand job later. As the excitement from this year's adventure settles, their faces are being wiped off. Many of our... Oh, no. Many are already looking forward to discovering where next year's bucket list journey will take them. So the buckets want to come. Oh, hey, this was definitely an episode of the podcast, Punta Vista.

Thank you so, so, so much for joining us. If you would like another episode of this podcast, we do bonus episodes every week, twice as much podcast. You can get those at patreon.com slash bonavista. Also, I just wanted to say a very, very big thank you to everyone that donated to the fundraiser live stream we did for my partner, Manny, for her to get her ludicrously expensive surgery for her RCPD. I reckon I can get this. Retrograde, cryocyshal dysfunction. Royal Canadian. Bitch couldn't burp.

Bitch couldn't burp. That didn't feel nice leaving my mouth at all. Why'd you bait me into doing that? I will repeat. I can call your wife a bitch. That's right. She's burping. She's burping up a storm.

And she's having the time of her life. We've been drinking beer together like crazy. It's been so awesome. You ever just split a 500 mil can of a double IPA with your beautiful hot wife? You're living big. You're burping free. Yes.

Yes. I think yes. If you're not burpun, you're not living. Yeah, get busy burp her dog. Dye. Dizzy dying. But yeah, we appreciate it so, so much. That's not covered by fucking Medicare because it's only recently been recognized as a treatment for a condition that's only recently been recognized.

But yeah, that's, it's meant the world to us and Mattie is unbelievably happy. It's very, very nice. Thanks. We'll talk to you next week or maybe on the bonus episodes. Don't forget to get your tickets to the live show, Putvis.com. They're going fast. They are going fast. They're going fast.

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we'll refund them. We don't even care. Yeah, we won't even do a show. You know what, fuck you. We'd actually love to just have a nice, relaxed conversation with each other.

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